The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 807: Schaub & Callen Talk Pet Hyenas & Polyamory

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Bryan and Brendan debate the stats on eagles murdering zoo monkeys, how long it would take for Mark’s cats to eat his lips after he died, and whether or not Hyenas make good pets, share stories about fans coaxing them into cuckoldry, discuss the pros and cons of open relationships , and have a good laugh at the latest Amber Heard morning show self own. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight in the kid we're out What Jersey is that Oh All explain people comment you are before too because I guess the way I talk sometimes yeah You get excited about things although when you, drink, it's pretty exciting. I'm drinking though, dude. Okay. Cheers.

Cheers, guys. Do you ever think that, like, I went to the zoo and I saw these fucking Reese's monkeys on a tiny island in the zoo and they were Reese's monkeys? No, Reese's. Oh, so. Yes, and Reese's.

And they were, they're all these giant carp were around them, so it was a moat, basically. And they were on the island for their life. Without myself, that's literally 10 square feet by 10 square yards. I wonder if that's what hell is for some people. Do you come back as a monkey and you can't really tell anybody

like, same shit, different day, fucking hey. I don't either. Or that's like a town, that's like an apartment in New York. I'm saying like this is not good. That's the only in New York. Yeah, but if that's the only place you are yeah, a lot of the day. I came in a lot of apartment New York doing lockdown. Yes, like six hundred years. For the rest of your life. Yeah. Oh, I know. Monkeys 30 years. I don't know what they live. They're monkeys though, right? They're monkeys. So they have food like if they're nature like,

yeah, they have freedom of swing from tree to tree, but they're like they're jumping from one freaking force to the next. In fact, they kind of, they don't migrate. That's true. That's just chilling one tree. I worked, I actually tracked orangutans, as you know, through the forest. You know what they do all day? Eat and sleep and sit right.

And they're alone. Like the males are spent all the time alone. We get those stupid monkeys only live 20 years, right? Yeah. I'm like, you know I enjoy your time, dude. So long time. You hang out with your bros. Ladies, pretty, you know what?

I'm a picture the other way. See, your glass half empty, you know, glass full. No stress, nothing, no money to be made. You just get your little predators. You just use chill. With the boys? Yeah. Well, my nuts out.

I think, I'll tell you what, I think, I bet you in some, in some in some zoos like if there's an eagle around and you're a monkey and open air You gotta be fucking care sure sure see many eagles have grabbed monkeys We saw videos. Yeah, we've done this three times I'm a time to do it. Do zoos cuz yeah, I'll answer that so zero right because let's say you're in downtown San Diego. Yeah, not a lot of free Eagles floating around There's all these not a lot. Oh name the last thing. So an eagle just randomly in a metropolitan If I saw an eagle I drop a baby you know the main like I'm pretty freaked to fuck you You saw a giant golden eagle you like what the fuck that's an eagle. So it's your point. Have you ever seen one?

I've seen it. I've seen an eagle but But like I was in, were you driving down the, I was in Montana. Yes. Yeah, driving on a deserted road. Yeah, you weren't downtown Chicago. And that's an eagle. And that story I just told you about seeing an eagle in Montana. Might have been hot.

No, it might have been something I saw on YouTube and now I'm saying I saw it. So that could be lying about that. I don't even know. So this is what's frustrating. We asked you, hey, bring up bald egos killing monkeys in the zoo, right? That's not a problem that they're worried about, right? So yeah, another point for the monkey.

I think it happens more than you know. I couldn't find anything, but I don't think so. I couldn't find anything. I think you, I think you, I think you lose monkeys to eagles all the time. They are set it out loud. But Jim, before we went on the weird monkey rant, the Jersey, is it a family jersey? Oh, so it's a silly thing. But my close group of friends that I told you guys before,

we've been together for like over 20, 25 years. We still like do holidays, birthdays together. Uh-huh. And everyone's saying, No, a lot of them are, this is good. They're married, wait, Brian. No, I'm not saying it. So instead of calling it family,

we're friends and family, so they do family. We've got it. But the reason why this jersey Jersey is beautiful is because remember I told you guys my friend passed away from cancer Yes, so we always worried every now and then his name is okay. I was gonna make fun of Jersey. Yeah I if it wasn't for your friend in passway if he was just for you I was gonna roast yes fuck out of the fly. I know, on all cylinders, but now, I had a ball fire going past the way. We all wear for him. Yeah, I had an asshole.

I had a ball fire going with a spit. I was gonna put it right through your mouth, out your asshole and just turn you slowly. And now the ditching, you brought cancer in it and we both, you took the wind out of our sales. Yeah, because I was gonna say that, that's usually frustrates me. Because it's framely. I know I got to put the fire frustrates me. Consist. Framely.

I know I gotta put the fire out. Yeah, I know. I have one question. Yeah, please. It's just a question though. For a reason not sewn in? Nope. So, yeah, it's a question.

You and your friends had these made and then you guys, when you go on vacation, do you wear those sometimes together and all this together? We do it on special occasions. Yeah. I was just like thinking about them so far today. You're all the same. No, yeah, I get it, too. when you go on vacation, do you wear those sometimes together or all of the other? We do it on special occasions. I was just like thinking about them so. You're all the same. No, yeah, I get the chin.

But let me see this chin. So when you guys go to like, let's say Disneyland or to dinner, do you guys all show up in our jersey? They wanted to do it at Disneyland before. But we didn't do it. That's all, so that's only one thing. That's a sharp roll. We don't wear the same thing at Disneyland

unless it's father's son then it's fine Then it's true and it's a heart for all adults and someone brought a flask. We can't dress the same I'm with you buddy on that now have you ever worn the same jersey when you've done a Vegas trip You mean us? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about no no only for our special friends occasions That's another so like if you guys have like, oh, whatever, Squid Game 2's coming out, come on, that's for a party.

Does everybody show up in the jerseys? No, no. But when you're kind of cool, we probably weren't like twice together. Or one-trap. You know what's happening, you mean Brian don't have that many friends? I know, and we wish we were part of this club.

That's what we're lucky. Yeah, we're super lucky. You guys are lucky. You guys are like, oh my, Brian's friends are mine literally have scattered. Yeah. Yeah. They don't have jerseys.

I've asked them to wear it. They'd be very mean about it. I spoke to some of these very successful today and they said, you'll appreciate this. And they're a boss. They run a lot of shit. And they said, I suffer from depression. Sometimes what gets you depressed?

You said this to this successful man. They said, okay. They said, I suffer from depression sometimes. What gets you depressed? You said this to this, exactly. No, they said. Okay. They said, I suffer from depression. I said, why is that? Because success brought with me the fact that even if I get a cold, people who work for me want me to die. Like, they, they, they, they, they almost want like it's like, it's like, is your family bill game? I've seen a darker side of humanity.

When you're the boss, people kind of resent you for it, hate you for it. And also you're constantly being let down. That might be the best way to put it. I, yeah, it depends what his business is. Like if he has hundreds of employees, I should, you know, you know, about, well, well, interesting. I know, that funny. So I thought it's a different game, right?

Different game. You told me that from the job. And that funny though, because I would have. So I thought it's just a different game, right? You told me that from the job. And that funny though, because I would have said, it's natural thinking and it's actually, well, you don't have a lot of female friends that you get, so that's why I said that. And also when I say very powerful,

but she must also have, probably her line of work, of sumas not entertainment, anything like that, where there's like your peers and there's a community, right? She's probably as employees, you have to do jobs, nine to five. So production, but you talk about something, like if it's like a major promotion house

or production, agency or lawyer. Yeah, well, I think when you're a big producer, or whatever, and you're responsible for all the money hiring and then managing a set. Do I know who you, do I met the person? I don't think so. Oh, but when you manage, when you manage all those people, what happens is there's this, there's a lot of infighting, there's a lot of like jockeying for power, there's a lot

of like, this is my point of view and I'm going to take your, I'm going to try to fuck you over. And I think then you have to become the equalizing dragon. You gotta shut down some people's ideas and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in there, it's in there. It's in there, it's in there. Yeah, heavy lives the crown, that's all.

Heavy lives the crown. Yes, probably comes to put out fires. I think too, and entertain if you're a producer or director, right? I'm sure a lot of those people underneath you want your gig. So they're also, you know, they're pitching ideas and you can't take all ideas. You have a vision and then you got to squash their vision and I'm sure it upsets them.

Like that'd be a nightmare man. It is a nightmare. It's you're always putting out fires. Like though I say the President of the United States, when he makes a decision, he pisses off 50% of the people and makes 50% of the people Sam I happy when buying skates 99% Pists people. Well, that's that's a whole different thing. You got to do something, right? Yeah, yeah, you knew something though, right? Something you're just wrong do something. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in those meetings his how's my approval writing? Well Oh, he don't he yeah, yeah, I don't think he's going here for that stuff

Come on. I don't know, but yeah, I don't think he's going here for that stuff Come on, I don't know but yeah, that's that's You get to the yeah, but I think but I think if you yeah the president's a different animal I think if you get if you run a business like it's especially here It's like everyone's trying to achieve something so there's like this kind of motivational like atmosphere That's what I try and build you know, yeah, well I'll let you know when step by anyone's toes it's more like I Think everyone spreads so things like right who's taking care right, who's taking care of this? Who's taking care of this? Like I've always booked, you know, the thick boy, besides the shop show, we have some guests

on it, but the thick boy business model is based and it's the same moves on showtime is based off gas. So the show rides and dies with gas, right? So it's like, it's just been my connections, texting guys, it's how we booked it. Since I was showtime, it's all my doing. It gets exhausting. So finally we hired a booker, she has connected a list. She has the travel. Yeah, just now, yeah.

I've been dealing with myself. I'm not right now. It's a nightmare. Yeah, I'm in that right now. Yeah, it's a horrible. And then things come up and it's like, oh, you know, yeah. That's a bitch. it's a bitch. It's a full-time job Just allocate that stuff. We like go. I don't have to worry about this. Thank God

Yeah, it's all this yeah, and being able to trust somebody to get it done That's not easy. Yeah, it's a bitch What whiskey we drink today? Come on daddy. Yeah, the only matter I'm here and through the great lines. I tried to get some. Guys are sold out. You can get online or if you're a certain place in Texas still have some. Still having trouble getting it. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. We just, but we just got a big ship. And daddy just got a big old ship. It's tastiest fuck. It is nice. That's tasty. That's a good. You know loves it. And I guess send him cases is a bird.

Crash her loves it. Yeah, I bet it's a beautiful whiskey. Yeah, he drank it with the the boys We're on the are you garbage boys on the pod and he was drinking. He's like let's drink shop. I love this jet That's great. Another bottle. I know at least a bottle. I think he's trying to cut back. Hey, Mark. What are you doing over there? What is Mark doing? Mark's got the hot hospital pants on I think he's trying to cut back. Hey Mark, what are you doing over there? Okay He's got those hot hospital pants on Some of Mark's favorite the yes, they're very easy throwing. Yeah, Mark rock and I covered in cat piss currently So that's always a positive your cat pisses everywhere. Yeah, one male cat and he pees It's and is that that's the mark in their territory? Yeah, and it's my fault for like anything you leave on the floor or something like that.

It's like, oh, you throw something off. It's like, oh, fuck you, you know, suitcases will pee. Like anything that's open on the floor, they're like, oh, yeah, it's mine. Or do people know? Yeah. You know, he poops in the same place every morning out right next to the litter box. Yeah, cats are assholes. Yeah.

And it's only the mail, right? Because you know, your cat does not give a shit about you, right? Isn't that the case with cats? It's all talking about you and the cat. I mean, Mark's balls keeping cats. I know, but I don't think they really do care about you, they like being pet, but it's all so. I would say that's a more interesting philosophical question

of like, what does that mean? I think they wouldn't have any remorse about killing, but do I think that my cat has genuine affection for me and knows who I am and can differentiate me? Yes. Here's the thing Mark, you're the guy in the strip club who fell in love with the girl named Cinnamon

and you think you're the special. Yeah. God, that's what it is. God, I would say that. And the cat's playing. Dude, that's right, that is a joke. Yep. Okay, here's the,

if you, that is exactly. Here's the exact same behavior as, you know, when a guy connects to a lion for for example like there's some of these guys out in the reserves in South Africa Yeah, they got there the lions come up and like they're so excited to see him. Yeah, now the lions aren't dependent He's not giving them food for example, so lions are more social compared to other cats Yes, they see you as part of this tribe and they rub on you and do certain things like, you're part of this in group.

So it's a little bit different, because lions are pack animals, pride animals that you wanna call. Cats indoor, tend to. So they communicate the way dogs do that way. There's a whole language of aggression, and one of the things when you work with lions, you have to let them check you out and greet you.

There's a whole protocol that you have to allow. Whereas the tiger is very, very different that way. But lions are... Here's the other thing, Mark, you know if you, like, let's say you fell and hit your head on the ground in your apartment and heaven forbid you passed away, you're your cat's gonna eat your lips off, right?

Right, that wouldn't bother. That's the mother because I... Yeah, you know they eat your lips when I pass away, they've found cats. Yeah, and I'd want my cat to survive. And he wouldn't have the, he wouldn't be a moral compass aspect. And he's like, well, I eat animals all the time. I'm like, sorry, I'm trapped inside this house.

Like, I hope it would eat other things first if it was outside. No, no, it's good to eat you first. There was a guy who was a scientist who was on talking about that. He had a praying mantis and some other beetle, something like that. And he spent so much time with them that they started equating with food and they would like, and then they became free. He was trying to get them to be somewhat friendly with each other. So he did all the stuff with them. And so they were actually, of course, but they didn't see it. There was

intelligence and insects and this idea of, yeah, they recognized reward And so they ended up, like they would come right onto him. They would climb on them, but they wouldn't climb on someone else. Is there something else? Right. So there's a familiarity. So he had this whole thing about these animals. And I guess one of the water bottles was something fell by accident on like the beetle or something right?

No, it burst his abdomen and there was some stuff that came out of his abdomen, but it's still alive. And these two friends, the other insect was like, and just fucking dove on that thing stomach and just started eating him alive. Like a stature, right? And it's like, it's protein. Hey, Bubba, this isn't bugs, like,

they're not gonna talk to each other, but that's for you. They don't give a fuck thing, you're dying and your stomach's open I'm gonna eat the fuck out of you. Yeah, did that scientist go oh this isn't a Disney movie by That's what you did this is those foreign gullies. He was like shame on me. Yes. Yeah, and I would assume that there's just like It's like a smelling a delicious meal You don't mean the guts of a praying mantis or something or butyl sounds delicious

But also counterpoint to that there you do hear some stories about owners being eaten by their dogs, like there was a famous, you know, last year. Oh, you go on there, huh? You go on there. I was saying like, do team cattle, right? Team cat. Team cat.

That is if the inverse doesn't, and I love both dogs and cats, but a woman was eaten by her dogs, like out in a walk, you know, and so. Yeah, that's a rare thing with a crazy dog, but like that cat's ring too. Yeah, that a cat eats an owner of it. The dog's the children's ring.

That's rare as well. Yeah, well, she was probably an asshole and those dogs were probably, she just adopted a bunch of wild dogs. There's a lot of trust with a cat is what I'll say. So it's like you could attribute it to whatever. Well, they were probably alone for a long time. I think what they can, what I think, no, they were out in the woods. I think the difference is like I'll say. So it's like you could attribute it to whatever. Well, they were probably alone for a long time. I think what they can, what I think, no, they were out in the woods.

I think the difference is what they, what scientists say, I don't fucking know, dude, I grew up with cats and allergic to them. Yeah. But they, like your cats, we can take and put in my house and they don't give a fuck as long as there's food and water. A dog, if you've been with that dog for five or six years, I take that dog from a house, put him in mine. He's gonna be distraught. He's gonna be sad. He's gonna and water. A dog, if you've been with that dog for five or six years, I take that dog from Rouse, put him in mine. He's gonna be distraught.

He's gonna be sad, he's gonna be happy. Cats like, I don't know. Yeah, that doesn't personally bother me though. That's kind of cut. It looks like it's tricking for you a little bit, right? No, because I accept the fact that these are very evolved in different ways. Dogs were bred to work with us.

Yes. Cats are like, well, hang out as long as there's food. Correct. And just be killing machines. The same essentially as well hang out as long as there's food. Correct. And just be killing machines. Yeah. The same essentially as when we first worked. I guess domestic cats, like, like,

the most efficient killers. They've heard most of the bird population. Oh, yeah. And Hawaii. The off-white, off-white. The, like, they're the most efficient killers that we have. Yeah. Like, you can bring cats in Hawaii.

Apparently, it's like a huge deal because they've, they've millions of, there's a cat, the bird holocaust in Hawaii because of cats. Yeah, and I found that, it wasn't a raccoon, it was a fucking cat to kill my fucking coit and I was fucking, held on my fucking turtle. Did you put, did you,

did you bring that? You started to hear that. I did replenish it. Also. And now they hang, they hang deep. So no one can see them, so there's no point now. No, but we also put, to keep the cat away, we put, we spray, there's a concoction of hot pepper.

You get like hot ghost pepper, water, and you spray it and the cats will get away. You know what's interesting, when you call the cats, like they will respond to your voice from far away. And that's also to be able to argue it's a food call because you only make certain calls when, but like they will run. From the house will come after the boats. Yeah, Costa Rica because they know the condition like a certain sound or I'm yeah, yeah, they associate with right. I don't think that's true. It's particularly special

But you do just see trust that you build up where they come to you for non-food things to cuddle or whatever So as long as there's that as long as your affection with're affectionate with me, I get my part of the dynamic. Eater rocks off. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, also, like science is talking about how dogs evolve to manipulate you. They're hunter scavengers and pack animals. Yeah. And so they know that they've evolved to keep their ears down where I get you, because they're going to get all the goodies. Yeah. So you can look at everything like that.

But I also will say, have you ever seen the, they put like a cam on top of a dog's head and you leave it alone for the workday? And the dog is like, hmm, like you've got like, God damn, I feel bad because dogs want to be around there. Yeah. So much. Yeah. That it's like, yeah, cats really on this. Yeah. Yeah. See you, dude. Right. They're solitary. Yeah. And that's also their assholes are out 24, seven. Yeah. Which bothers me. Yeah.

I like to give them a tap on the asshole. Just like they're like, well, you know, they had it with them. Or just a cat guy. Yeah. Yeah. She and I feel like you could get a dog with some sort of a little lonely over there, no?

Right. I've always wanted that vibe. I've always wanted to have dogs. I've had dogs, but as far as like living on my own, I've always wanted to have a dog. What's your dream dog? After seeing Joe Rogan's my own. Yeah, I've always wanted a dog After seeing Joe Rogan's freaking golden retriever. I want like a lab or retreat. Yeah, just a sweet Nice. Yeah, that'd be cool. But it'd be tough because I'm if I'm at work, I feel bad. I'm not bringing him here Yeah, do it. I'll bring him here. We do that bring him her. I like Australian catalogs fucking shepherds

Oh, yeah, rats. The Cheppers is rots. You can play tag with them. Like if you give them a confined space, you can chase them or they'll chase you. If you get the right German shepherd, it's a fucking thing. Yeah, they're great. I like all animals. Yeah, I mean too.

Hyenas. But you train hyenas too. Yeah, people are hyenas. Yeah, the hyenas. You can have a friend that loves the love. They love crazy. The same guy who works with the lines in South Africa and helped like do a video with them, you have to like establish your dominance in the right way.

He plays with them, right? And he'll like grab him by the hips. So like get him right here and like he goes, I displayed dominance over them by grabbing them by their hips and kind of like controlling. It's just a bad mom there. That's just a bad mom. That's just bad parenting. That's just the same one I see stuff like that.

That's the shit I'm talking about. I think that's Nigeria bad painting. That's just insane when it's used up like that. That's the shit I'm talking about. I think that's Nigeria. Yeah, you guys know about the gender reversal stuff with hyenas, right? Yep. Are they from Afro-dites or something? Dude, you don't want to fuck with the hyenas. They will fuck you up.

Yeah, they're jaws are super powerful. I mean, if you have a place that you understand their behavior, I guess. I don't think so. There is a guy who works with them. And I think if you can understand any behavioral dynamic of an animal, you're gonna be much better. Like, oh hot.

But if you don't, they're gonna murder you. Asphir's baby. That's sick there. Oh, man, they will eat the fuck out of any. But especially if you get them from a young age, like if you get high into Cubs, it's like, that's all they know, that you're the leader. Chin, go back to that guy with the one with the math

on the street, or the gentleman in front of the house, with the, you see it? Like here? Black guy with the hat on. And he's in all white, you're like in a white shaw. Yeah, look at that, that's gonna be me. That's good. Now you have your face, Brian.

That's fine. That's fine. He has your face. But look at that thing. I was be me. That's good. Now you have your face, Brian. That's fine. He has your face. He's got my face. But look at that thing. I was talking to a guy who looked old, and I was like, man, he's old. I look at his face, I could hold you. I'm 52, I was like, same.

Same, same. Yeah. That's a cool look though. Look at that fucking ridge on his back. Yeah, no one's gonna fuck you. You just released the mask and it's game on. It's not. Fucking crazy.

You gotta have a muzzle on that thing. That makes me think that he probably does bite. Oh, you think? Yeah. They got, and their mouths are super dirty because they eat a whole bunch of like rotting food. You may have the whole narrative of dogs mouth is cleaner than humans.

That's fake. Whoa. Yeah, how could it possibly be? Right. Although, you let a dog lick your face. Yeah, I wouldn't do that on principle. I don't like it. It's done right there. Yeah, I just fucking like if you didn't know the high enough trick. Fuck off. I'm not doing it. Yeah. Oh, my god. Look at that one that that guy killed. Yeah, that's a suit. That's not real. Super important. That's fake. Yeah. Or they just he's just sitting way behind it. They're not that big

Yeah, that's a I think I can be get up to 170 pounds Yeah, I don't yeah Think about that. Oh, be are you gonna do is wedding on time? I'm gonna be in Greece. Oh, that's right You're missing it. Yeah, where are you gonna go?? Oh, yeah. Good friend. No, I don't know. I want to go bad. I tried to change my ticket. I call them. I called them yesterday. He didn't answer. I just got a call. Yeah. Right. Not answering. Yes. You call them. Tony not coming to the wedding. Yeah, he knows why you're calling. So then I said, then I said,

you better answer or, and then I have my baby than I had my hand up like that. And he's like, don't do that, I go, you're making me mad. Well, do you better answer? Yeah. I think most people are staying down. I'm just driving up for the day and then

driving back in. Yeah, be easy driving. Good. I'm glad you're going to be there. We looking forward to about Greece by the way. You know before, right? I live there. I'm gonna go through the islands on an amazing yacht and it's all for free for me.

Oh yeah, that's really cool. So I could, I think one of the most beautiful places in the world, right? I was like, I was one of the guys, so I'm like, alright. I'm not big on vacation dude. Yeah, I don't like we kid. Yeah, it's hard to get me away for a week. It's always like, all right. I still don't like when it's free.

I always feel kind of like a cock, right? I can get over that. It depends on how cock-free vacation is and how expensive it is and how free. Yeah, but you know, because in your head, you know how much it is, even if those guys ball and you're like, each, and then you're like, but you know, because in your head, you know how much it is, even if those guys ball and you're like, eesh.

Yeah, and then you're like, oh, let me get this meal. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah, he's a very generous guy, because you're not gonna touch a wallet. I was like, you know, it's hard to say no. And I like him, I actually like him a lot. So he's a good guy.

And people offer Brendan like, you know, because I'll see, like people like, here's this amazing vacation. I just want you to spend the night in it. Me and the team like, yeah, sounds great, right, Brennan? You're like, you know, because I'll see like people like here's this amazing vacation I just want you to spend the night and then never move the team like yeah, sounds great right Brendan You're like no way. Yeah, I've got nothing free. Yeah, right. I've got no I'll be doing a podcast while you guys have a great Kidney, yeah, I got by just don't want to do I don't want anything given it. I don't want it You know, that's where you're out. You just have nothing free. Yeah, it's weird Nothing weird you out you just have nothing free. Yeah, it's weird

By a man to have sex with his wife never I Never I don't entertain That's never happening. I don't entertain it. They wouldn't know they they can't even get in the front door. No, I'm good My my buddy had that happen to me it to him But he said good looking dude that's really good looking. And he had this guy approach him. And it was really weird. He was like, what do you want me to do?

How would you even go about growing someone? When you say, grown, you mean, ask them to fuck his wife? Yeah, he wanted to watch. I mean, I've had a like mean greet that'll be like a hot wife and the guy in the back, what are you doing after this? And then, and you get that vibe, right? Oh yeah, but nothing. I've gotten that vibe.

Yes. And then you're like, but Mark, he's free. I, for my hairy friend over there is definitely in it. I don't trust you anymore. Let's just get to the chase. I got that vibe big time, like big time recently, which was really interesting. I was like, if you're gonna choose anybody, why are you gonna go with the 55 year old guy

who's losing his hair? You know what I mean? Because you know what a fuck yeah obviously and his yeah his lady was big gal big bone gal some you know it some nerve hey Bubba yeah that's why they went with you do you think because I was good they could get they don't want big on big hey man that's not nice of you you're being mean well you you know why though right? That's being mean. I know because those people didn't come to me because I'd be like come on, right? With you they're like, no I think she's the scraps.

No she was a drag to me. Yeah and then she kinda like I noticed you know smiling and moving towards me cause I got this vibe and smiling and kinda like and then standing there I was talking to other people and I just fucking bolted. Yeah. It was really, it was your, it's rather a hotel room.

That's right. And then she tossed me around like a baton. And that's really, but I thought, I figured you would get a lot of that. Not really entertain it. Yeah. You'd be taught. No, you don't go up.

I don't give that vibe either. No, I don't do anything. No, I don't. I just go back to the hotel. Yeah, you're gonna bite you out. You're like, oh, we're going to the strip club. We're going to this party. I can go. We're going to watch YouTube videos of the Airbnb. Yeah. How's that? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I get tired at the end of my two shows now. I used to be rearing. I'm also set on friends. I don't want to talk on that. Yeah. I just got done doing stand-up. The people I want to talk to are here, man. I'm good. That's fair. You know, it's like, yeah, I don't want to talk on that. I just got done doing stand up. The people I want to talk to are here, man. I'm good. That's fair.

You know, I'm like, yeah, I do you start in podcasting like, what? Yeah. What? Swinger lifestyle is a whole lifestyle. I get it. That's a whole thing.

But if you're both attractive, yeah, there's a big community of that. Oh yeah. To be honest, I understand it. Like you're being with a girl like, 12 years, no judgment. All of a sudden you're like, we wanna cheat on each other, but we just shake it up.

Shake it up. Go to the do a little shake up. There's a whole article on Newark Post about this couple, how, Swings getting even bigger, because people are starting to be more open-minded. Sure. Traxelante Latina,

and she's not too hot in the idea, but in general, other people are. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I was watching a YouTube show that's woman interviews, people who are in the lifestyle. Just fast standing stuff, because you're like, you get to hear the whole story

of like, how'd you get into this? And some of it is like, you know, the two people might be on the same page, but they don't know like, somebody breaks the ice of like, look, I had this idea. And then like, that sounds awesome. Like, yeah, I want you to get. Yeah, it's dicey, isn't it, though, because you know, you're like, oh, you get what that

at all. I really want to divorce. Okay. I start really enjoying it or what? Something happens in that situation where the guy just shows up and he's just out. Oh, big, big Derek. And she's, I'm going over Derek's in your own. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah, and that happens that'll happen But then it wouldn't be the end of the world if his wife is just banging right cool. She's coming over here. Yeah Yeah, I don't know dude. I don't know We have in chance dicey. You're playing with fire. But also that's why you have a couple's therapy like I'd slip the therapist a hundred bucks But I came bring up bring up the other people with staying together a little bit for there's a wonder a book about and then I'll just go she bring up

Oh, man, we thought about that. There was a wait for her to answer. There was a marriage counselor brought that up She her husband was fucking around on her and then she kind of said well, let me see where I can take this and then they kind of went like she got involved in it and found that the marriage had gotten stagnant and boring. And it was exactly that jealousy and that charge was exactly what they needed to go, are we are they gonna run? Or are we gonna fucking work on this?

Because something's missing and let's figure out how to plug the holes. So let's tag team this girl. And she wrote a book about it, like sometimes when she's fucking talking to a couple and the guys not interested at all A lot of times the guy here. She'll say go ahead and start looking at other men and maybe Yes, see how you threaten or even have an affair and see what the fuck happens You know, so I'm out of this good advice, but it's awful advice guys will wait the fuck up

Maybe you know you take advantage of people you just take yourself or your spouse for granted. The world's competitive. If you were somebody who's really hot, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The million guys knock out the door. Right, like a million guys. That's how it happens. I think one partner gets elasiest fuck

in the other partners like, hey. Although it's just bored, you know, and just like once they attach them to the other person. Yeah, but you're right in that it seems to, for many of these stories, the spark was provided, and that opens up an avenue to refresh things in the relationship where it might have ended because of boredom where you feel something's missing

and that fork in the road presents itself, you take this, and it actually does lead to a progression of the relationship. Mark, I feel like you would have an open mind where you could be an open relationship. Yeah, I wouldn't, like, open per se when people say that broadly. It's like, you know, you could be involved. Yeah, like, I think for each person involved, but I think I was more shredded than you. I'm open minded. You know, I always help you.

I jealous, but I'm competitive. So it's back. Oh, yeah, yeah. You think you should. I didn't watch this. Give me a week. I'll fucking you down for it though. Yeah, like it just because I don't, you know, when you don't have any more holistic judgments against it, like I wasn't raised to think like this is wrong. Yeah. And generalizing for most people, managa, be probably works just because it's easiest. Yeah. And Jordan Peterson has some great like insight on why that works

as a society because if it wasn't monogamy, guess what? 1% of the dudes would be fucking everybody, like Drake would have, you know, a thousand chicks in his hair and then be like, what would be me? A Freud said that we are. That's a tough thing too. Yeah, but Freud said that human beings are naturally polyamorous. Like Freud said that human beings, including women,

but especially men, but human beings, if you really gave them the option, and there were no taboos, we'd be fucking the way chimps do. Chimps fuck, they don't discriminate, they fuck whoever. The emails are justice promiscuous, right? It becomes so ostracized and it's like so, well that's because of taboos. And you aren't able to.

Yeah, your father was, who the son was, Monogh. But even that, it's like, the media has made it, like someone gets caught cheating on someone like, this guy is a terrible person. Yeah. I'm always like yeah, who knows what he's dealing with? You don't know what he's doing. Yeah, who knows? But yeah, but since that's such a Universal human tendency The idea the the idea is with restriction monogamy and sticking to one person Chaining yourself that one person and dealing with all the societal pressures to stay that way and faithful.

Yeah. What's the upside to that? It's like, look at the divorce rate. Yeah. 53%. I think everybody should have a negotiation where it's like figure out, cause open relationship implies like,

I'm dating whoever and you're dating whoever seems to have been messing up. And what if you're like, hey, once a month we arrange something, we talk about it, you have to really trust each other to like negotiate like what are the rules, what are the boundaries for what feels weird, right? It does, it's like, it's adding so much more complexity

to something where it's simple to have one. Yeah, it's like, is it cool if I do it, but you know what I'm saying? Well, a lot of culture's still in this country, like immigrant cultures, you don't get divorced. You have kids? Oh yeah, yeah, of course. You're staying, there's a guy,, a camera, they might have been Armenian

from the old country or Turkish, a camera, and he wanted to get divorced. He was American. And the fucking men from her family, they sat him down. They go, hey, listen, dude, all good. Because they have kids? Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

You're not leaving. And if you do, it's gonna be a fucking war. And it was like, he was like, oh shit. And he realized that this was not- That's about being evolved though. Like that's not very evolved. Dude, it's toxic. She hits me.

Yeah, we'll be fighting for the kids. But they said figure it out. We'll do whatever we have to. They'll help you figure it out. But you gotta figure it out. That's such an old school mentality. It's like some people want men to be together. One person evolves and grows up and wants other things and they weren't meant to be together. One person evolves and grows up

and wants other things and they don't need to be together. Yeah. Some people are better. People grow beyond, yeah, you're right. One person presents themselves at somebody that you did and then all of a sudden you go, wait, you're not the person I thought you were or you've been together 10 years and you grow apart. Yeah, you grow apart and your interests have changed and they've stayed the same. You're like, all right man, not working. Yeah. Like I can't believe my parents got married. I have no clue what they're sipping on our smoking.

They're complete opposites. Complete opposites. Complete opposites. Yeah. Yeah. So I just want to get, I remember, you know, my parents talked about like, just getting out from their own parents' thumb.

You know what I mean? Because you're like, you can't leave the house until you're married or whatever. It's like part of that is just- Would you be- would you do you think marriage- people would take marriage very differently if divorce was never an option? Right. So some societies like I think in Ireland, divorce is illegal. Most guys are really married then. Right. Well, they do though because what happens is in like- see when- when divorce was illegal in Ireland up until very recently, which is crazy and

And think about this so so it's like there are countries where they don't allow you to do that, and so And so then you would choose very differently, I think you'd be really careful about getting married and also modern like 1995 be there you go. How about that? How crazy is that dude? But in the Philippines still is that but in the Philippines still happen it barely in the Philippines not very Catholic country by the way very Catholic country that's just stupid but then again in the old country like in Europe and Italy in those countries it's brown upon and when you when you couldn't get divorced and you had you were married no matter what our our body our body had

those some some on the side really it was an institution like in France and Italy and those old school countries you you did not get criticized for yeah stepping out was just something that would happen the norm yeah as the sopranos would say a guma. Yes Oh, do you watch that docked mark by chance which oh no, no, yeah, Mormon I will though Was it latter-day some people commenting online that it was really good. Yeah, oh I saw the preview for it. I was gonna get it. Oh, it's good. Yeah, that guy's such a sea looks like Complete there are you are you over four parts is short like 40 minutes each

Hey, you get you ever get into those arcs. Oh, yeah Do you watch the last yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been on the while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got all caught up or no? No Oh, yeah, so good so yeah Jason Bateman directed that thing. He's a beast All right, Jim what you got Hey, be let's take a little break from chatting about so many interesting things and before we get into this hot Read dude Next week June 22nd next Wednesday it's Shob and friends. I got Adam Krola Trevor Wallace Jeff die

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So Brian, there's a personal question. I'm just curious because you're what, 55, 56 right now? 55. 55. So, you don't have to answer this question, but often do you have sex with your girl at 55? Well, I'm probably the wrong guy to ask. I'm just curious, because I know you're like very virile.

You said you'd never had issues with. Yeah, I'll probably the wrong guy to ask. I'm just curious. Because I know you're like very virile. You said you'd never had issues with. Yeah. I'll let you ask, I'm gonna, because if I tell you, you won't believe me, but I'll let you ask that question of her. But I, in other words, like a 55-var say, I have sex with my girl pretty much every day. Every day?

You'd be like, what? It's not the morning or the night, but yes, that's what I do. Pretty much every day then. Yeah, but I love her and I'm, I've tracked it to her and all that. And she's down to do it every single day. You'd be like, what? It's not the morning or the night, but yes, that's what I do. Pretty much every day then. Yeah, but I love her and I've tracked the tour and all that. And she's down to do it every single day. Yeah, because, you know, she's young.

She's 32 and she's down. Okay. It's just an amazing thing. Damn, Brian, that is impressive. I know I'm a fucking impressed. A lot of guys, the limiting factor is just like, I can't get hard and I don't have any sexual desire. It's surprising to me how many women will say, it's the guy who doesn't have sex with a desire.

I love her, I love the shit out of my girl and I also respect her, like I love her. And I love everything about her. And she's one of those gals that also looks, I have been to think unbelievable when she's not wearing clothes. So I'll see her, I'll see her and I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this?

But again, that's why, like I want to do testosterone, I want to do TRT. You're not fucking doing any of that shit. I'm not too neat, too. So that comes down, you can see my right. But a lot of it's like, it's not, I don't know if it's testosterone, a lot of it's just, it's also a mindset. Like how much do you like, you know,

how long you can earn it? It's all that shit, man how much do you like, you know, how long you've earned, that's all that shit, manager. Well, you asking, Jim, I'm just curious, because Brian's 55, and like I wouldn't have sex that often, but also have you ever had issues, ever, not one time you can get it out? Never, not once. That's impressive, too. Well, that's just something that's probably genetic.

Yeah, of course. You can, I mean, he knows, like I've always have energy. I mean, that's what he used to always say, because I don't know how you have that much energy. But I have a lot of energy. And if I'm not working out, the other thing is I sleep, but if I don't work out, so if I'm just living, and I'm just hanging out and working,

but I'm not working out, I need very little sleep. I can go, I wake up after six hours, but if I'm working out, I need my seven and a half. So I have an actual... Six years is pretty good. Ginny, I've erected out this function problems six hours, but if I'm working out, I need my seven and a half. So I have an actual. Six hours is pretty good. Junior of erectile dysfunction problems. No, but it's happened. Sure, yeah, sure.

It's happening to you too, right? Oh yeah, yeah. So I'm just surprised it by a 55. Yeah, it depends too. You've been an athlete forever. Sometimes your testosterone can blow from that head injury can do that. There's a lot of stuff.

And also just being, also, but by the way, what other people don't talk about also is that sometimes you just, as you get older as a man, your head's in other places. Sex is not the dry effect. But what do you have kids, Chin? I mean, you might grow exhausted. It's not that sexy when you have kids.

It's also all good. It's like, yeah, you know, we try. And you can have the car about time for it too. It's like, if you leave it to like, all right, we're gonna go on our date and watch the movie at 11 p.m. I'm supposed to I'm married just not that romantic or sexy a lot of times especially We have kids yeah, and you're working all the time. How long have you been married?

About four years, but we've been together like almost eight Yeah, long time it's a good run. It's just it's gonna it's gonna take on a different form You know, I think stress is a huge part of it It's a plan to your girl look good. It's good. It's right now. on a different form, you know. I think stress is a huge problem. It's a plan to your growable. It's as good as right now, if you ever have. But, you know, it's, what is it? What do you mean? Hopefully that helps, kid.

What else you got? I think it's gonna help a lot of younger, or even like younger guys in their 30s, 40s. If you're weaned or don't work, don't be mad, man. Yeah, every now and then it's not gonna work. For most, what, 50 or 60% after you're 40 or something like that, that's, it's pretty crazy. Do you know a lot of guys, my age and younger,

who have to do the old blue chew or a lot of guys? But I don't think that's a function. I think that's a function of other things. I go. Everything else in your life, like I said, stress is a huge thing. I'm not the girl, but it's, sometimes you're not the girl that.

Yeah, I know, I take it personally. Thank you. But sometimes she just, sometimes I think a lot of guys have anxiety, performance anxiety. Especially if it happens once, you freaking out it's gonna happen again. Yeah, oh, yeah. That's a vicious cycle.

Yeah, and then how do you explain that? Like you can get in your head right quick. That's something you have to worry about. Yeah. You know, that's happened, that happened to me. I didn't want to have sex with somebody. And I remember I was like, what am I gonna do here? This is a fucking, and she was a smoke.

You didn't want to have sex with your wife. I was thinking about somebody else I was in love with who was gonna break up. And I, she was so hot. God damn, she was hot. And your wiener just said like that. And your wiener was like, no sir. My dick wouldn't do it, dude. Yeah. And your wiener just was like that. I was a young man. And your wiener was like, no sir.

My dick wouldn't do it too. Yeah, when that dick, there's nothing in there. And I got into my head. Yeah. And now I'm like, now I'm like, hold on. Cause you have to go completely relaxed and like reset yourself.

The moment you go, okay, come on, come on, you can do it. Dude, that I was like, if I could just have 30 seconds of the bathroom, put some mu-born on it. Even men. I have that away from me. That's what I do.

You feel like, I don't get out there soon. You're gonna knock it, you know, whatever. Oh, so I'll fake it. What am I gonna do? I'll fake it. I'll fake sick. I'm so embarrassed. I'll fake come.

I don't know. Oh yeah, I know. 100%. And then you can be having sex. And what you get, I finally got it going. I was having sex and then I got a month. And then he goes, then he goes limp in. And while you're in the middle.

I'm like, what if I can't keep doing it I don't want it It's a vicious cycle in your winners all soft so embarrassing you let come to son Our women don't have that they can just I know I know They can pretend your dick is the biggest best thing in the world. Yep I wanted to say that though. They always say that everybody got you see what happened to the room Because every one of us lost our energy at this conversation. Because every guy listening knows what the fuck.

Everybody's got. Everybody should be on, yeah, like if that has ever been a possibility for you in your life, I just take Sialis, like liquid Sialis from LRA Labs or without a prescription. So you can all get this for 50 bucks or less and you just take a little bit each day. It's not like a viagra you have to take beforehand.

Salas is like 36 hours. So it's just a mild thing around the clock. You never have to plan for it. It's just like, but let me ask you this. I've heard you take another day. Mark, yeah, potentially. It's like, stop working.

It's good for working out like you know. Steroids and stuff and testosterone. Long term use can actually actually from what I hear You messed with your winner, right? Yeah, 100% yeah, but yeah, it kills. Yeah, it's extra I took a little bit And then it would be related to testosterone and now some things like Yeah On the low end end on the high end because if you're producing too much estrogen You know, so you're you're keeping these hormones in balance. If you just stop taking it,

sure. If you don't take a post-cycle therapy after your cycle, but in theory, being on androgens should increase your sex drive. It's just when you have too much in your system, and you're not controlling the conversion to progesterone or estrogen. That's an out problem. Yes. So like certain things like they say like trend dick or dick a dick these are two compounds that convert to progesterone and It's my understanding that those are two, you know hormones that in abundance kill your sex drive more than estrogen for example and you want to like if your estrogen is too low because you crush it That can also create sex drive issues because people take anti-estrogens to look drier if your body builder if you crush it too low

because people take anti-estrogens to look drier. If you're a bodybuilder, if you crush it too low, you're gonna feel like shit, actually. You need a little estrogen for happiness and like neuroprotection. So. I'll take care of that weiner, man. We got you. All right.

Let's take care of that weiner, dude. You feel me, be cute. You gotta wrap it up. I think he got bored. Take care of that weiner, man. Take care of that weiner. What else we got? I think a lot of dudes will be happy

they were talking about this. Yeah, of course. Yeah, so we have a mission that's fine. I think we got it all good dude. We've been saying it happened. It does, yeah. You figured out dude. That's not true.

And the real trick is you take a sialless and by aggregate at the same time, like then you're probably gonna buy all the money. I think he's doing everything. That's like, because it's not all that shit I take. It's like the least side effects

Why I recall this some inflammation maybe in your nasal Yeah, it don't be bad blood vessels at once. You're like whoa, you know Um So sialis is more mild, but again, you got a lot of stuff run here I know mark is just I'm walking all chemicals mark to test He's a long I don't know, I do know but I can tell you throw a wig on the pharmacy

I Taking taking a little bit of sialis every day is like the least of my concerns. So for anybody who's in it's dangerous, it's like, oh no, it's gonna open your blood vessels up a little bit, you know. Well, how many, if you can count, how many substances do you have running

for your body right now? Oh my God. Caffeine testosterone. Caffeine, a microdose of mushrooms, shout out to my buddy, Anthony O'Brien, testosterone. I haven't taken HTH for a little bit, that's on the menu. But no, I'm not thinking very many antiballics right now,

because I'm gonna take... You're not taking very many. Very many. I'm basically natural right now, what am I saying? It's a few. Basically natural. You run any antivore? No, you're not at the moment.

I told you that man. All right, Jim, what he got? No, you got the amount on that stuff, dude. All right, bro. All right. Test and H.H.H. He's basically natural, right? All right, there's a Harry Styles concert and someone fell 35 feet from a VIP box.

What was he, oh, VIP box. VIP box. And apparently he's just leaning on it. I'll just show you the video here. It's the video kind of sucks. He was on a ventilator for a while. Apparently he just leaning on it. I'll just show you the video here. It's the video kind of sucks. I don't care. He survived. He was on a ventilator for a while. But apparently he only has zero broken bones,

a concussion and like scrapes or something like that. Was he a big guy? He was like a young guy, like 20 something years old. So, I'll be that bitch. Shane, please tell me when your current report to events is BTS broke up. No, that's not, I didn't know this. Oh wow.

All right, so. Wow. Tell yourself, could you? I knew this. I didn't know this. Oh wow. All right, so wow. Tell yourself could I I knew this. I don't want to put the music on too much, but you'll see like they'll show they'll show you like a little. It's right there. You see his legs. Oh, oh, oh, falling from 35 feet using the VIP box you say. I think that yeah, the VIP box. The Harry style stopped the concert. He didn't realize it happened a lot of people didn't realize it happened But then apparently he fell down and there's no one underneath them luckily because he could have easily killed someone Fill on him damn damn no broken bones. No broken bones. Yeah, that's it

So two black eyes concussion and bruises. That's it. All right, not even scrapes bruises Jesus Christ. Christ, person is Tuesday. Wow. So he's lucky to be alive, but, and apparently he said that he was leaning on the thing, that's the last thing you remember. He was leaning on it, and he thought it was really low,

and then boom, he woke up to like people, oh god damn. Putting me into the prayer of this. He's super lucky. Yeah. This I thought was super interesting. Tell me if you've seen this Mark. Oh yeah, love this.

Okay, so this is more plates more dates He's covering this girl. I Guess she's a tiktok her she started filming herself and she blamed this guy being a pervert because he literally the guy that works there too Just did this you'll see him and she edited the video in a certain way. I'll play this first He said a little bit of her face. He's accusing the black guy who's standing up in the background not the one who's lifting Yeah, she's accusing him just to clarify because it up in the background, not the one who's lifting. She's accusing him just to clarify because it's hard to see even what the fuck she's talking about.

But she did hit him with like purving on her. Yeah. And when I stand up for myself, he threatens to call the police and revoke my membership. So she entered this video and slowed down here. What's she's not even here. So this guy turns and she put the subtitles, oh damn, we don't know if you said that. Do you need something? Do you need something? Okay, I thought so.

Jesus Christ, lady sucked. Keep it pushing. Keep it pushing. She thinks she's all hot. So I saw this video. This is actually the video of her, the entire video. This is Raya William Johnson's TikTok. This was handled so poorly.

Rainer gets caught on camera being a pervert. And when I stand up for myself he threatens to call the police and revoke my membership. Do you need something? And he's like, what? No. She's such an asshole. But it's also not like she's a tan either, right?

No. She's neat. She's neat. She's neat. She's neat like my grandma. Okay. Now, yeah. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.

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I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. like these but the video doesn't show anything more than a glance and then we get right into do you need something to then blasting their face on the internet and calling them a pervert? I agree. pointing out that she slowed the footage down so this look is actually- Yeah, he must've just done that. Yeah, yeah. She added the caption, oh damn, when clearly his mouth is moving way too much to have said, oh, damn. He's talking to his friend.

Mid sentence when he turned around. Not even though these dudes were checking her out or not but as someone who makes videos, when you set up a camera and record yourself in public, people stare, doesn't mean they wanna f**k me. Or maybe they do wanna f**k me, I don't know. This was handled so poorly. So more place more dates is like, just like all of us, if we saw like a hot girl,

of course we're gonna go and ask. We're all talking about that. That's it, no she's just doing it for attention. She's calling them a pervert, but by the way, you can use somebody for that. That's what I'm saying, that's the shitty part. Yeah, I mean, it's defamation but then also like, she's obviously looking for attention.

Yeah, of course. Hey, sweetie, hate to tell you. Yeah. There's real hot girls who really get gawked at the gym. Hey, hey, you're not one of them. Yeah, you're, you're LA four. You're a young Brian Calon as a girl, okay? And I, I was getting, she's not bad, but I mean, she's already a legend of them. Yeah. You're LA4. You're a young Brian Calon as a girl. Okay.

And I was getting... She's not bad, but I mean, she's already a legend. She's a lesbian. She's a young Brian Calon. Yeah. You know what, when I was her age, I wasn't bad.

That's what I got. She's all, okay, everybody. I know, big deal. I'm dead lifting. You see my ass like, whoa. There are so many shit. Look at me. You look at Jimmy and my hammy and LA.

Oh my God my god like a bridge troll yeah yeah yeah how about this one love this oh I also open the dogs cat I'm just for entertainment probably nice to the dog no no no no this great dog is lucky to be alive after I fucking in And the less than familiar environment. They were chasing a grilled screw in the bush with the sand. And he goes, you can go safarisin. I think it's how the fucking dog get in there. Yeah, I don't know how I got in there either.

Apparently, and then you have a chipper, a collar, nothing. Oh no. Apparently the zoo told all the parents that take the kids away because they thought that grilled was gonna be. Yeah, which I would think that same thing too. Oh my son would be crunk. That's the same age as you. What happened in the dark?

Nothing. That's the problem with the people. But watch this part. Yo, watch this. It's a little... I don't think that chim is just trying to protect this man. I mean, that silver belt. It was only two of them in there, yeah?

I was out right. Two adults, man. Yeah, they don't keep the females in the zone. Here we go. Here we go. You try, oh. And the dog apparently goes down, he just threw his pimples at me.

He just kinda hyped. I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down. It'd be nice to see what they think about you. You caught with me, it's a super boring video. I wish it was more true. It was like, it was on KTLA. You like that? You like this?

Cause they didn't know what else it there. Oh my God. Do you guys remember who Julius Francis was? Sure though. He fought Mike Tyson. Oh wow. I think 2000. He's a security guard and so I'm talking shit to him.

Oh, let me see this. No, so I'll show you that this video is kind of interesting. I love this. It's not like that. Watch. So this guy's causing trouble. Got the blue headband. No, so I'll show you that this video is kind of interesting. I love it. It's not like that watch So this guy's causing trouble got the blue headband This looks like you're thin brookler. Oh, it's actually in the UK. Oh outside of wembley He's pushing people. He's the ex-box to the security guard there, the ballgame?

No, he's actually on the outside, you'll see. And tell me what you think this, how this actually, and, or what do you think of him doing what he did? So he's already outside the building now. Oh my god! Rushing people, this guy punches him. Yeah, but... But watch this right here, watch here.

That's the boxer. You just knocked him out. Yeah, so he started talking, he started talking. The thing is, he's making an aggressive mood. Of course, look, we're just scared to go out. You can kind of see his hand go up, but he's... Boat is true, that is true. Yeah, and that guy fought Mike Tyson, sir.

And he did well. He did well. He did well. He's pissed by anybody. Was that a hook I couldn't even see? It was just like a real quick, right, huh? It's kind of a right hand. He didn't do too bad in the exercise. 48 professional fights.

Yeah, you're not, that's a lot of fights. But now he's working security at that place. Yeah, he ain't doing shit again, dude. Now you had a tough career 23 and 24 But to that guy still different than a homadolly Correct. I'm saying 57 year old former pugilist you fought glitch go. Okay. It's a lot of fighting All right, so this is another excerpt on the Amanda heard stuff how she spoke out after the trial and the thing that she says that bothers me a lot, you'll see right here. It's so good.

The depot lawyer said, called your testimony the performance of a lifetime and said you were acting. What do you say to that? Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers. Pfft! What's up, man?

Come back. I'll play it for you one more time. Come back, people who sing. Deployer said, Calder testimony, the performance of a lifetime, and said you were acting. What do you say to that? Says, the lawyer,

for the man who convinced the world. He had scissors for fingers. Could come back. I like to come back. No, stupid, just a little while. The Nazis. It's not a, it Yeah. Yes, the house is all. No, that's not what they're saying. I got it all.

I got an argument this morning with a guy who had known a long time who said, well, you know, Johnny Depp beat her up. I go, no, he did. Where are you coming up with that? He goes, dude, come on. He beat her up. I mean, he beat her up.

And so then that's just misogyny. And I go, what are you talking about? I didn't go to your friend. When I tell you, he goes, I don't, he goes, I don't, he said something in the back. He goes, I didn't watch the, I didn't follow a trial. I go, well I did. So he just went, well I did,

he just went, he just went to Amber. Yeah, I go, I did follow it closely. What do you fucking say? I don't have any relevant information, but I got annoyed this morning, man. I kind of ruined my day. I almost called you. I got mad.

I got mad you did it. I got mad. I don't know. Hopefully, I don't know. You found like the 1% of the population that still believes that Johnny Depp hit. No, I like him. I'm so sorry.

I was really surprised that I'm like, hey bro, we've been friends a long time. You're saying some dumb shit here. Yeah. I bummed here. I got mad today. It kind of ruined my morning. I was like this.

I went, all right, I'll see you later. Collette, fuck that. Here we go, fuck. Oh, nice, nice. I'm missing. I'm just fascinated by bam Margera. Did you guys ever see this Dr. Philip here? Yes.

Dude, I mean, you know, I'm obviously a huge train wreck, but the guy doesn't take responsibility for anything. Drug addict multiple time rehab. That's why he can be in the new jackass because they said he got obeyed by the drug testing and he wouldn't do it. Yeah.

And he was making, you know, he frames everything, he's being unfair and it's this person's fault, my mom. I created this, like, Jack can you guys leave me out? They're like, dude, we're trying to help you get sober. Yeah, but it is, it's a good case study at narcissism because we're like, oh, this guy truly projects responsibility to everyone around him.

Takes no ownership. Zero ownership. And now he's missing. Yeah. So cops are on the lookout for Bam Marjara. After he bolted from a floor to rehab facility, he wasn't allowed to leave. According to Delray Beach Police report,

the rehab facilities manager reported the jackass star missing on Monday. The manager says Bam told him he was unhappy with the place and their services. And I was he required by law to be there. Good question. Uh, that was him when he heard the world by the balls. That's so much.

He was under a court order. He was a rich as one. Yeah, yeah. He was under a court order. Um, uh, what's his, what's his drug of choice? Blow or just everything? Uh, more than blow, sir. Yeah, what's his drug of choice? Blow or just everything? More than blows, sir. Yeah, you won't be so bad.

But definitely a lot of drinking heavy drinking. Handsome guy when he's younger, huh? Yes. She was, got some blue eyes and baby blues. He went downhill when his friend died, right? Yeah, I remember that. That's what I was talking about. He died in a car accident.

Yeah, in a GT race. Is that really what happened? He just kind of went out. Since that happened, he just spied out of control. It's a heartbreaking story. Fuck. Last month, Bam but broken his wrist in elbow with a skateboarding accident and was blaming the facility.

We're not setting up his physical therapy appointment. So again, more blame. Yeah, it's time to... How old is he probably 45? 15? He's showing him to be. It was great too, near that wife who now he's not with anymore. She's really pretty to only 42 Looks a lot older. He does a cold. Yeah

well, okay I talk about Steve O. Recently. What a great guy. Steve was great. What a great guy has anybody seen the new jackass? I did I did do you like it? It's tough cuz we're older right? There wasn't as there's a jackass 4.5 on Netflix. It's like behind the scenes they have the new cast. You can tell they're trying to get more woke. Oh really? It's a little tough. It almost felt like a lot of the skits were kind of pushing it.

A little too fake too. Yeah, it was in COVID. Yeah, it was in COVID. It's also like, there's YouTubers doing more gnarly shit now, man. Johnny Knox feels like 60 with gray hair. You're all right. Yeah, that's right.

Their first few ones were freaking. Oh, cool. Johnny Knoxville did the craziest shit I've ever seen. like 60 with gray here. You're all right. Yeah, that's right. Their first few ones were freaking. Oh, I mean Johnny Knoxville did the craziest should I've ever seen. Johnny Knoxville, when he had, he was, had a cigarette in his mouth with a, with a blindfold, and they let bulls out. Yeah, he's like, I think that's insane.

Oh, yeah, fuck that. No, he got royally fucked up. Yeah, even bad grandpa's fantastic. Fantastic. You know, you had the world by the balls. Yeah. The bringer, men in black, black what to or three he was in like Huge

All right, um, maybe one more so ronda rousey apparently this isn't like really big news But she said she would still come back to this day to fight Gina, Karana because how much she looked up Yeah, she does her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's not forget Comparing to the grand of the credit, but Gina was the first she was the first and she was also beautiful It was a pretty yeah, and people also forget like they're like oh when Gina fought cybershow to ask what go back And once you have she did pretty well. Yeah, yeah What is what is Ronda Rousey doing now? W.W. She's massive. Yeah, she's she was the champ for a while. Yeah, she's massive Wow, I think a rant make way more money than I don't she's making more because she was about

She was the biggest star other than Connor. Yeah, she made so much. Yeah, she made shit ton of money But if they actually had this fight now, do you guys think it'll be Blockbuster huge or what do you think Ron? They come back be pretty big versus Gina. Yeah, be big Blockbuster huge or what do you think Ronnie come back be pretty big versus Gina. Yeah be big Well, there's a lot of Gina's a little older though. You know, I don't know if she'd do that be fun fight though Yeah, I think that it's perfect. I think I've been out of the game for a while. Yeah, she's bigger. Yeah a lot bigger 70 yeah pretty big Ronny could do it though. I mean rounded yeah, I'd watch it. I don't know if it's gonna be a blockbuster, but yeah 40 oh yeah and she's doing a movie right now with your boy cowboy both your boys. Yeah, cowboy sonar and

Serone Shapiro. It's for us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, um daily wire. Yeah, they're doing a Western or something. They make so much money Yeah, it's out they're doing promo tour now. I like trying to get my food drug So she's 40 wow, she's so pretty. I think she's so hot hottest female fighter vaulted or male And Ron is five years younger wow, Ron just 35 About her 10 years ago, Bob. Old cool. How about that? I don't think that fight's gonna come to fruition though.

Oh, here we go. This is for you, Brennan. BTS? Yeah. But they also released a video and it's the saddest video. It's basically them being like, what's happening? We're saying goodbye, but it's not forever, but they're done. So that's pretty much what's seen here, right?

Yeah. But they're saying, not going on hate. Lost in translation. Yeah. Oh, there's a sit down interview and two of them are ball and crying. It's over. Yeah, but maybe it was about something. Right.

They got some. Maybe there's having a bad day. No. It's like, it's like in sync with Jake. Like, one of them is a timber like him Like him going off on my own. I'm out of here. They're very they don't make too much money As big as they are considering yeah They're like a UFC fighter. They're contracts suck balls. Yeah, they make a billion dollars

They each get like a million because they give it all to the cream government. I don't know what's got I don't know how it works. You know, that's not even like a real, like I'm sure something might be like that, but for sure the record company though, the producer and the record company, they make the majority the money. So what do they do? They deserve a lot of money too,

because they put all these people together, teach them how to do all this stuff and everything. So they deserve a lot of money. Oh, to my machine, but to... Yeah, it's definitely a good thing. In Korea. Well, look at this, so the announcer breaking up, that says the music on the Reps BTS reportedly lost 1.7 billion

the market value during the stock trading early Wednesday morning, and now they're on a full back pedal with the hate. Like, hey, boys, let's get the suits back together. Let's dance, huh? Let's get some out there. I wonder if they can renegotiate their contract, though. Yeah. They should, but actually, they have enough power now. I think where they can renegotiate their contract though. Yeah.

They should, but actually they have enough power now. I think where they could do it. They're so popular, they're so fair. Each individual person is so famous that they could probably do it now. If they knew how to be business people. That one on the far right is fucked, Valbrig. He's the joy for tone.

Wow, I was just thinking that the one's in the right corner. The guy in the middle, the guy, the third in're the ones that get the guy in the middle to get so the guy the third in from the left Yeah, we'll blow the fuck up the rapper the second from the right is great the talk You know what everyone's great the guy the far guy on the right is fuck he's 48 Well, no, he's just he's really seeing enough you know, it's it's gonna tough gig That's a wig and he was the one crying the most cuz he knows it's a move. He needed the boys Well seven of them it's a move. He needed the boys Well seven of them. It's kind of sad

Yeah, crinkers have like freaking nine people even more that career work ethic to they just work there fucking Yeah, it's crazy. You're so big. Are they oh my god? They're the biggest right? They're big at some point. They were some are you the biggest band of all time. Yeah, yeah world-wide like so massive Like they had what? They got a reward. Four sold out shows at Staples and people were waiting out. No, they sold out where the ramp lay four times. And for people trying to get tickets,

even though it was sold out, they subbed outside for like three or four days in 10th and shit. Well, you got to fucking clearly read and negotiate contract to get some of that coin for yourself for it's all over Do another two years if they know how to do that though. It's it's tough especially Korean Korean people like even me It'd be tough. Well, that's what I was saying like yeah, I was gonna say not to say no, it's not You know, it's also the owner of the band is like hey bitch I could make seven cranes and made you guys they fall or mark in like like who they're producers

Yeah, they're like it's all our songs. They're also ganks. It's all catchy tunes, I catchy hugs. That makes it really all, that's it. They know all that, yeah, they've all, it's all calculated. So they're like, oh, we'll find another seven grateful Koreans, we're gonna shut you down.

That's also sponsored by the guy. We're paying for all your plastic surgery. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, powerful people too, and that are kind of anonymous. You don't wanna fuck with them too much. It's like, Oh, then they're also gonna decide out of the seven who's gonna make it.

Yeah. Oh, I'm telling you right now, homeboy on the right spot. Yeah, they always usually groups break off into solo and duo's or whatever, but then usually one person is really, really famous and then they just wanna go out. Look at one direction, Harry Styles is like, cool story, fellas.

I'm no longer splitting this pot four ways. I'm gonna go off on my own, because I'm down to right. So I'll see you guys later, and become the biggest thing ever, and also fuck Olivia, what a wild, okay? That's my story. You do have a good day, okay?

I'm not sure if this stupid touring band with you, because I like to fart, you guys complain all the time, all right? And I'm also gonna wear dresses, because I like wearing dresses. Where he wants to go? Sure. You know, bands are a good time.

You get to have fun, right? I'll be right back, sax. You get to have fun. I'm gonna fuck some tens and you guys aren't gonna be around a judge because you're not allowed in my room anymore, right? So that's how this works. I'm gonna get really famous.

And you two are gonna kind of mosey down the road into obscured. That's how this works. I'll let you guys go on a book. Okay, see you guys. I'm gonna say this to you. I of you, you guys go on a book. Okay, see you guys. I'm gonna say this now. I tell you a story where the British, this exploration group, and they were like, you know,

back in the day when they were exploring the routes in the Arctic, so they just have to find a way to get their boats around the Arctic. And they were caught in, they were starving death, freezing the death, gangrene and shit. And the guy knew he was gonna die, and he looked at his men, he was the leader of the expedition. And typically, you're the leader of the expedition,

you came from a long line of aristocracy. Sure. And he looked at them, this is how a Brit dies. He looked at them and said, I'm going for a walk, and there was like, Blizzard sort of like the enugust. He's like, I'm going for a walk. I'm going for a walk, my, I'm going for a walk,

because he had a man, And I may be sometime. And he caught up and just walked into the abyss. And never appeared. And died like a gentleman. I don't believe that story. Do we think it's folklore? That's a fact that story's true actually because his men recited it.

He said that. He died. But that's very British. Oh yeah. Very upper class. Well, if you're gonna go out, don't die from your friends, right? Said when Titanic was sinking, the guy was like, well, all right,

and just stayed there on the fucking saluting. Yeah, you do your duty to the end. You know, you could, you know, swim a little bit, you don't have to go down the ship. It's it. You didn't build this thing. That's it. World War II and World War I,

there would always be those stories about the guy either got knocked out, fell asleep, didn't charge. Whatever happened, something happened. And he would be, have to be shot for cowardice, the guy got knocked out, fell asleep, didn't charge, whatever happened, something happened. And he would be, have to be shot for cowardice or shot for not doing his duty. And what would happen was the commanding officer would have a conversation, explain that it's very important

to keep these things up, even though it wasn't your fault in this case, we have to keep things, you know, the status quo, we have to put you in the sample. And there are a lot of examples where he would shake hand, he would salute his commanding officer, shake his hand. And he'd say thank you for your service and go off and get shot by his own men. Yeah, that was the discipline of the old school.

That was sort of like the idea. There is duty, you are a small part of a larger chain of being. Well, it's like if you watch those reenactments like civil warrants, if you're on the front with a musket, I mean, you just fall down, you have a trip, you miss half the battle, half the boys get taken out, and then when you're talking around the campfire, like, dude, that was crazy, like,

where the fuck were you, Brennan? Like, that's right, fuck it. I was there, man. I was there, man. I was there, man. So, you know, I was gonna hijack it. No, dude, I fell and then I was right behind you. Well, you know how when in trench warfare,

they blow the bugle and you would have to run to the other trench to take, and they wouldn't set their machines kinds up and just shoot you down as you came. So, pretty soon, guys, like, I'm not running, I'm not doing this because I'm going to die for sure. So, then you'd have your officer behind you and if you didn't answer the whistle, you'd actually shot in the back of the head. So then you'd have your officer behind you, and if you didn't answer the whistle, you'd actually be on the back of the head.

You had to. Tough way to go. And in Pazza Glory, which Stan the Kubrick movie, a soldier gets, and this is based on real things, he got knocked out. He got hit in the head as they were gonna charge, and he was out, and he didn't charge, and then there was a whole case about him being a coward.

But he's like, I got knocked out. What do you do when you do? I'm down to run. You're still gonna be killed, guilt. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That would be the case. And then they didn't know what shell shock was back then.

They didn't know what that was. And a lot of guys, you couldn't sleep for 12 days sometimes. There's no sleep. And so then they would go into this, you'd physically, you can see their video, they'd be in shell shock, they were bodies, they were some kid from the farm, they're the noise and they would just, and they would fucking, because they didn't know what it was,

they would be tried formally and then killed for cowardice. So you'd have these guys, you know, that was really fucking crazy. The more we learn, remember, epileptics, they were considered, they were like, like oh you're having an apple like seizure You got the devil in you got a kill you. Yeah, and that's fair. Yeah That is that's the only thing that's you know what that I'm bored with all of them I'm bored of it knocked down you shoot me and call me a coward. Well, you got a good one. You're helping. Oh god damn it

Well the more you know and then this is what you do though. This is what you do in world go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on.

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You gotta go on. You gotta go on. You gotta go on. got, and you go, Metal of Honor, thanks for your shot. At least some die, I lose my hand, I don't die. That was crazy. That happened a lot. So if you had a hand injury, and you were back in civilian like they'd all kind of look at you side, they'd be like, mm-hmm. Oh, they know something. You could smell the front lines from five miles away,

apparently. Yeah, Mark. It's good. I mean, Mark, it wasn't a whole lot of time for exercise. Yeah, well, I do remember reading the descriptions or hearing the descriptions from that, what is it, hardcore history?

Where he describes like the trenches and how these dudes would fall in there. Like, it's those gruesome, like you're just like this pit of rotting bodies. And somebody's still alive, go like, hey, help me out. Like, look, I can't. No, you get sucked into the mud.

Yeah, you have all the scurrets. Yeah. You would just get sucked. Even the horses, you'd get sucked into these, because it would rain. And it would be like, make a quick sand. Body, you'd just go mud, you'd just go, you'd just go sucked, even the horses, you'd get sucked into these, cause it would rain. And it would be like me. Quick sand. You just go, move, disappear.

Fuck, bro. So that kind of warfare just sounds like. Do you speak of being the trenches? I hope you have four Wayne, Indiana. There you go. That is July 14th to the 16th, four Wayne, Indiana. And then San Diego is the heart of downtown San Diego,

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