The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 812: The Boys Make A Big Bet On Stylebender’s Next Fight

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Brendan and Bryan get into a heated debate over how Israel Adesanya will fare against Alex Pereira, and discuss how Gavin Newsom destroyed Silicon Valley, his recent trolling of Ron DeSantis, and his hidden connections to Donald Trump, How Obama and Trump used their emergency buttons differently, the Stranger Things moment that might be the best scene in TV history, Ariana Grande's impression abilities, how Luke Rockhold almost stole Bryans girl, Brad Pitts face blindness, DJ Jazzy Jeff's assertion that Will Smith would have slapped Mike Tyson if he insulted Jada, Jasmin Browns approach to being the best girlfriend she can be for Cam Newton, Hayden Panettiere and Bam Margera's substance issues, and former MLB player Kyle Farnsworth's new bodybuilding career. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid. We're out. Yeah, we're good, Chin. Chin gots on the old school roots of fight, uh, fighter and kid club. There you go, bro. I have 30 boxes in size medium of the red, uh, biker jacket and sweats. You know, the jacket, the, you were a medium. Oh crap. I don't know why we get know. I don't know why they only, I don't know why they only, it's only mediums though.

Yeah, but a lot of people would want them. I don't know if our family is medium. There's a reason they send me all mediums. Those are what didn't sell, you know? Oh. Oh, and also daddy has a track on Firenkid 3D. Our boy P. Woo!

Firenkid 3D coming out. Well, see, we'll see. Hopefully. Well, my plan is if we do get it, we'd release, I think there's like 12 episodes or 10. All I know is my buddy, my buddy, Lane Norton, PhD. Food signs, just posted a thing on Asparadamine. And how everything you've read about Asparadamine,

it's like, it's poor shit, like it's not bad for you. I mean, if you, I need to go in the doses that it is, it doesn't cause all the things I thought it caused. There's all kinds of signs. So once I read that, I went, let me try a diet coke, right? I was traveling. Nothing bad.

It was delicious. And now I'm drinking diet coke, fuck off. I mean, it's the one thing I require in the studio. If I don't have my DCs, I'm gonna hit somebody. I'm like Trump. He drinks a lot of diet coke. Yeah, you know what, he had a button... obama had a button and it would be like for emergencies

obama had like he want to green juice no no bob was but was like stay murchie get in here and trump was like very cool so that was me use when it was on a hit it you bring a die cook they said he goes to like twelve fourteen died coke today i run the trump at a hilarious to it he said and he got so much for it this is i think this is before his president he goes uh... he goes

isn't funny only fat people drink that coke you know i'm reading a book all this will not pass these two journalists it's about what what trump is like for that could be literally thousands of interviews republicans democrats most republicans and the big secret is sounds to about what what trump is like for that could be did literally thousands of interviews republicans democrats most republicans and the big secret is trump runs he was run he ran his administration like a mafia don't so if you fucking were a republican and you said some shit

a shady shedi idea like just to the press it was just against the agenda no no no he you get word he'd be like trumpest pissed at you. He can't kill you. He can't paint against you. He can't kill you. But he'll, you're not getting reelected. No, no, no. So he'll go, he's a terrible candidate. And he'd go, so then these Republicans would have to go to his office and literally grovel.

And the next guy goes, one guy goes, what do I do? Got to grovel and his advisor goes, well, yeah, you do. So he'd have to go there and go, Mr. President, you're right. And it's just, you know who's really, who's a narcissist? It's a narcissist. You know who's, you know who knew him really well,

had a direct line to him and talked to him all the time? He's well. Guy named Gavin Newsom. Why? Well, because Kimberl is killed for all his ex-wife, dates Trump's oldest son. Oh, interesting. Okay.

So also they had a lot of, and oh, guess who contributed to Gavin Newsom's campaign back in the day. Donald Trump. Yeah. Trump is a Democrat. So, and Gavin Newsom owns Plum Jack Wines. You know, he's got a lot of business things. And they go through what happened with the corona thing

where the virus comes in, yeah. And Trump was like, Trump was like, we got this fucking yacht with all these people or this boat, this cruise. We got to keep them off the coast. What do we do with them? It was, nobody knew what the fuck was going on with COVID. Nobody knew. Even Trump was like, yeah, we got to be careful with this shit. But then, and then Newsom was getting people from all different angles. So like, when you get, you kind of get, you go, oh, when you're the governor, I get how it's like, you have the biggest economy

in America, Mr. Governor, you got fucking, everybody giving you different kinds of advice. But mainly people were like, this is a real thing. We don't know how to deal with it. We don't know what it's gonna turn into. So Newsom was like, I guess we shut it down. And the governor's like, I guess we should, but it was all haphazard.

You make excuse for Newsom right now? I'm just making excuse. I'm making excuse when government- I will fight you on this one. I understand. You gave him too much credit. You even said you're gonna slap me around? Yeah, I was especially to defend Newsom.

I will slap. I'm gonna take this and ball it up. Really? You know what that is, Daddy? That's a fit. You defend Newsom? I'll fight. It's the only thing I'll fight over is Newsom. I understand the worst in the world

Right, I understand. Hey my favorite part of Newsom is he's like I'm banning all flights to any place that bands You know as against gay rights blah blah blah and then In California people are like okay, so that means no Montana no blah blah blah. Yeah, and then where's yeah right now? Is Montana with Spain? So here's the thing with what you read about Newsom or any governor. You, you, you, yeah, hold on, hold on, I told you, you defend them.

Hold on, hold on. Maybe I'm gonna throw you out of the sun. What they do is Newsom is a guy who goes, oh, it looks like the tides have changed, the winds have changed or with the woe crowd in the beginning. Let me, let me jump on this bandwagon. He's still like that, right?

He's still like that. Let me, let me jump on this. Yeah, he's still like that. Problem is all of a sudden, that should become a major political liability. Oh, man. He's double down like, because now, because now he has hopes and aspirations run for the president of the United States. So now he's going to DeSantis.

And it was like, if you want freedom, listen, his whole campaign was right now. If you want freedom, hey, Florida, come live in a free state, freedom, come to California. Okay. You guys are being suppressed. We on our all rights. It's like, sir, sir, you're the one that shut us down like North Korea and ruined small businesses Now look at all the economies and all the red states. Yeah, boomin Well, it's all the Democrats around bad and then he's gonna say but we're pro choice

So it's it's gonna be this battleground thing, you know with states. It's gonna be interesting to see what happens Yeah, I'm thinking all this will talk what it what it what are you? I haven't seen you know why I feel've been uh... daddy went to wear first uh... daddy was in new york daddy went to new york to watch his fourteen year old daughter act in a play now couple things you fly to new york that's a lot of fun cheap to six then this is a father's love for his daughter then why borrow our boy dovve, David Off's car.

I get in that car. To have the challenger or no? No, he's got the Porsche Cayenne or the Porsche Mekon. Fordon? The Mekon, the little SUV. Yeah. And it's okay. Yeah, so you're better than that, Dove?

Yep, I get in that. New work makes it. That's true. So now I, and by the way, I'm on Mulberry Street where Dove lives, I call our boy Sammy the Bull Gervano. I go, Sammy, I go, first of all, you're a star. People love you on the podcast, and I'm like, and, and oh, by the way, you know, everybody's

talking about you, I mean, you know, you're doing making Kelly next. You're like a star. I want my 10%. Do you go, Ness? I go, I go, I go, I'm in front of the Ravenite Club, which I was. I go, it's not even the Ravenite Club anymore, you know, and he goes, yeah, well tell everybody I say hi, you know, I go, yeah, I go, listen though,

bottom line is here's the bottom line, this is a little weird, I need my 10% and he goes, because I mean, I kinda, I kinda launched you into this. Yeah, you made him. And he goes, you're right, you're right, all right, you know, but you gotta wet my beak a little bit too. And I go, I'll wet you beak, you know,

it's a quick profile, he goes, that's good. Here's the problem though, I got a big beak, I go, what do you mean? I beak a little bit too. And I go, I'll wet you beak. It's a quick problem. He goes, that's good. He has a problem though. I got a big beak. I go, what do you mean? I got a big beak. I go, I go, I go, what do you mean? He goes, he goes, I'm a pelican. What do you mean?

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about it, and I told Shulti, hey, he's not my boy, anything, but I think Frickin, Samuel the Bull on Flagrant would crush, dude. You should consider him on, it would be so big. Crush. And with the way they do things on it would be so big crush and with their the way they do things It would be a killer show now. I was thinking can Sammy go back to New York? He can he's got to talk to his

He wants to talk to his I I think he maybe can't I don't know if he wants to I that's why I was out with it because I'll see that so I I did so we were taking We shot a best of with him, and it's gonna be broken up in the two episodes, we got that much footage. I take him to dinner, we're in the car talking, it was fucking wild, I got all this stuff.

And so I think I mentioned to him something about New York, and I think he said something like, no, I don't wanna go back. You know, so I get it, like I was thinking either, he can't go back, A, he can't go back, because a variety of reasons, right? The old stocking guns. I don't know, you might get it like I was saying either he can't go back. A, he can't go back because a variety of reasons, right? They'll stop it.

I don't know, you might be able to beat the mafia still currently there. Yeah. So there's that. So the risk to reward there and then I don't think he's not afraid of that. I asked and then see just the memories. Like he's probably a bad vibe for him, you know, I asked him all that. I don't think he, I don't think he minds that stuff. Like he was still a sad time for him, you know?

I think he'd be the do flagrant. If you want, I'll talk, I'll put him in touch with Andrew, could I think? Yeah, I thought he was a show see, he's cutting his special right now, so he's like, let me get out of this and that's a great idea. I'm cutting my special. We need to talk. Yep, I got you, Doc. It's 40 minutes, I'm very happy with it. So you went to New York, you just went to the playbook, were you out of town before?

I don't know. Why do you think, I feel like we're done. So I get to New York, then this went to the playbook, were you out of town before then or no? Why are you in there? I feel like we didn't have time. So I get to New York, then this is a lot of fun. I got to take a car up to the cat skills where my daughter's in theater camp. And that took me. Oh, it's a whole camp. Yeah, it's only two hours away,

but oh, I forgot, there's New York traffic. So it takes you two hours to get out of the city. Would you take the train? Would you for trouble me? You're not gonna train up there, Bobba? You can't get there? No. And so I drove all the way up to the cat skills.

And up in that area. You're doing some free kids. Whatever I have to do. She was in Cinderella. She crushed it. I'll be right back. Where she's Cinderella? She was the mother of the prince.

And so it's a pretty big part. It's a whole Broadway play, by the way. What if you were like, she was Gus Gus. She's the fat mouse. Like, come on. Some of those kids, those New York kids who've been from here since they were five. What's like, they consent.

Do you watch Stranger Things? Yes. The new season, so let's finish it and I can ruin it. There's a scene in there where one of the characters is playing, like he's trying to get all the demons to go for him so his friends can get work done. And he's playing Puppet Master by Metallica. Bro, it has to be one of the greatest saints ever shot.

Really? It is so lit. Why? It's so lit. It should, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then he's like, how about what I did yesterday? So yesterday, it's like 11, 30 at night. I should be writing and instead I'm on YouTube and I get I see Ariana Grande singing

Rihanna Shakira she's doing covers of everybody goes dude check it out. She can sing. She's got the greatest voice I've ever heard of my life. Her impressions are insane. She's on another level. Yeah, so I just found this brand and I go, Brennan, get it like that. I said, I go, watch this bad motherfucker. And I just get, you're bored, huh? I'm very not. I'm not going to watch this. I know about Ariana Grande.

I'm very familiar with her. Like I was like, this is super bored. She does it. They'll do like the Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon, like we all have like, the gamma shit. She's like, this person should be this person singing that and like she saying I will always love you. That the fucking Whitney. Yeah, she said she's a mom. Well, I talked to a bunch of Broadway big time Broadway singers.

And they said they said there's no question. Ariane Grande puts all of us a shame. And I was like, what? You know that. I didn't know that. I don't know. She's a monster. 80 million dollars.

You're 20. A monster. Yeah, welcome to 2014 well, right that kind of super start him is not an accent is it? No, no, she's an outline. She's a monster But the reason I brought strange things because one of the girls on there I didn't know this I was like actually such a good actress her dad is Ethan Hawk her mom is The girl from kill Bill Her dad is Ethan Hawke. Her mom is the girl from Kill Bill. What's her name?

Umat Thurman. Umat Thurman. So those are her parents. Okay. So she grew up with me. I was like, she's so good. And then I was like, who is she? And then I was like,

can I say, he's a hawk? And I was like, oh, there she is. He's a my hawk. Yeah, she's so good in it. Well, there you go. Yeah, I mean, when your dad's Ethan Hawke and your mom's, I was watching Ethan Hawke on stage.

I was, she's gorgeous. I was watching, I knew, oh my, I went watching Ethan Hawk on stage. I was she's gorgeous. I was watching. I knew I went to high school But I We want to have to go my family. Yes, I did in New York. Yeah, she'd know in Massachusetts. Oh, wow She dated my buddy Marty and She was always a really cool down earth human. She retired. Did she just get out of the biz? I think it became hard to work. I think it's, well she had all the opportunity, I think too, she was just like,

I'm over it, like Cameron Diaz, a lot of them just like, no, I'm over it. Like Cameron Diaz is just like, I'm out. Millions do you wanna take, you know? Well, yeah, there's a lot of things. I think it becomes harder and harder to hustle and harder and harder to get the jobs you want. You get to a certain age as a woman and it becomes weird.

What a career. I mean, only like a very small handful of women work into their 60s. She was the first person I remember her the first ever movie she did was Lesant Donjere, which was the dangerous Lesans with John Melkovich, and she took her shirt off in that. And the entire country,

and when I say the entire country, and this is the girl I'm in Thai school, Jack Dovdo, they've never seen tits like that. Nobody knew they were like, what? Really? And that made her a star, and I'm not joking. No one's, everybody talked about her tits. Dude, her, her pulp fiction, she was great in bad weather.

Her dad's a Buddhism professor, I think at Columbia. She grew up very, very in an intellectual house. She was five or left. Oh, she's a big girl, even taller than professor. I think at Columbia. She grew up very very in an intellectual life. Five eleven. Oh, she's a big girl even taller than that. I think Star and Ethan Hawke aren't eat together anymore. No By three kiddos though, but she's a measure your dad's Ethan Hawke He's just making all those horror movies left right and then your mom's I'm a thermon Gary Olman so the kid was around Gary Olman as well monster actors Jesus I grew up watching Ethan Hawke on stage he had a theater comedy called Malapart and I used to submit my plays to them and

I used to watch those guys and they would they'd just a great he's fantastic he's great down earth wonderful really I'm a fan I always I always talk to him a little battle on sometimes I see him on the street I was a fan. I always celebrate. I just talked to him. I've been sometimes at CM on the street. I was a young actor too. Yeah, I celebrate. Of course. Things were cool. You missed the fight companions, sir. You were missed.

I'm going to stop missing those. Let me tell you why. They're fun. I get jealous. I get sad. Your boy Luke Rockle was on there. He was on all the shrooms, right? So I think he was on all the shrooms.

Well, and at first when he was talking, he was a little slurred speech. I was like, Eee, CT is a motherfucker. And I realized he's on shrimp. That's all this. Because he was 20 minutes late, which is fine. He was like, he texted me, he goes, hey man, be about 20 minutes late.

Went for a run, took shrooms. I just did the lost track, kept running. I was like, okay, no doubt. Then he gets any kind of, like, you know, not drunk, but you know how it is. Like, slurring your words a little bit. I was like, what is happening here? Yeah.

And my head, I was like, oh, fucking CT man, because you know, he's fought forever and knockouts, he's the yawn knockout. But now he's fine, he's never been in better shape. It's amazing, he looks fine. He's a little bit of a hollow pasta. I'm gonna say it's fantastic. Yeah, he was great on there, great insight.

Yeah, he had a Lucas fantastic, but hey Luke, don't be doin' shrooms on the companion or do whatever you want, nobody's going to tell you my favorite was Trevor Walsh is on the he knows nothing because being him we do spots all just randomly like at improv and laugh after like we're both Trevor Walsh yeah he's great he got huge off YouTube huge off the white claws thing like yeah the white claw bit here on the so massive on there but he's he was a stand up for out he didn't stand like nine years he's funny

But so we're regulars at the laughter and improv but we're they always book us together I got to start doing him or together all the time and then I was trying to think of companion. I forgot it was July 4th weekend, you know, Mark just could not wait to get this up Mark's a real quick get this up. Let's see. Let's look at this We got shredded Lucas Yeah, Luke is a different fucking. Ah! Damn.

I'm not mad at Luke. Luke looks so stupid. He's a Ralph Lauren. I'm out of that. Mark looks pretty comparable. Dime piece, why is? Sure, but look at Luke's back. He's extremely low body fat.

Like that's like legit, like seven or eight seconds. He's a freak. He's a, Luke's a freak. He's a freak. Yeah, he's both a good guy That guy will he's good at wrestling and grab phenomenal fighting I don't know that phenomenal his fight against Paulo Cosstown makes out he looks like a fucking he looks like a hungry dog I thought I'm gonna start crying when he was talking about how he's gonna win this fight

I was like he's gonna say crying. He just want you can tell you want it so bad. I know gotta hope the best I'm not seeing I'm not seeing this kind of dog in him, man. He remember? You missed the strike. When I first met him, there were a couple of days before he fought Chris Wyden and took the belt. And he was so confident, dude.

I was just like, Jesus. Yeah, I think people confuse his confidence for cockiness. And that's why he gets a lot of hate. And I hope he's clearly gets hate too because he's fucking everybody's wife and girl wants to fight. He's good looking. So there's that.

Dude, you saw him about the Ralph Lauren contract. I was like, did you make money? I thought he's like seven figures dude. Ralph Lauren. I think it's the only fans. Oh he does? Yeah. And I was like, you're like cooking like more than breakfast

with your not paying out the front. He's like, no, I don't show anything. He's cooking train and they pay me 50 Jesus to post stuff on there. It's beautiful. Yeah. He's a, and they pay me 50 Jesus to post stuff on there. It's beautiful. Yeah. He's a, he's fucking, I remember when my wife at the time with her friends, met, we were at a club, a bar, and he shows up

with Tarrick and some of our other boys. Yeah, I mean, those other guys could be fucking, their mutants next door. Well, it doesn't matter who you show up. It doesn't matter who you show up with, you could be on fire and then I kind of notice that you're on fire. Yeah, because he's got to polish her tucked in with like, slacks and like cool kids.

He always looks cool. And his blue fucking eyes and his hair back and my, I never see him my wife, my wife went like this. Lactate him, just, yep. Honey, she began to ovulate. Honey, she went like this. She goes, she saw him, she goes, I don't know where she goes. Oh. Just. Yep. Honey. She began to ovulate. Honey. She went like this. She goes.

She saw him. She goes. I don't know where she goes. Oh, he's cute. Oh, he is cute. And she turned her friends and they all went, wow. No, he doesn't work there. Cute. No, he's fucking handsome, bitch. Well, you want to, you want to breed with him. You know, you want suck his cock right down the bar for your those ladies. I don't know, man. I mean, take it easy on my ass. What know you want suckers cock right down the bar if you're those ladies. I don't know man I mean take it easy on my ass. I mean I'm so suck them though. Hey don't say stuff like that. It's the mother of my children. I know but it's Luke Rockle. She's just looking at him saying he was cute bro. Yeah. She's suckin. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey no no no don't say that stuff. You could. I mean it's Luke Rockle. I get it. I mean you and I would. Anyway if my girls I want to suck them I have at it man. I mean what are you gonna do? I suck them

suck it, you know, don't say that suck it. It's too aggressive. Is it yeah? Yeah? Yeah, suck it Sock is a tough fight against polo cost. I think you get to done that if you let's take it Can we take a little break from chatting each other and interrupting each other like we do? That's what we do, baby. That's okay. Sometimes we talk over each other. I'll tell you why I'm so excited today

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No, I'm really not. That's hilarious, you would say that. Now, I watched every one of the fights. I wanted to talk Volkanovsky for a second. No, no, no, no, no. Now, I'm assuming you listen to the shop show, because this is why you're coming at me. I saw a little clip about who goes bad on our boy.

Think about on him. Think about him. No, but you were like, there's seven guys on beat him. 100%. Which is hilarious. Now I got, I got, I got, I, I believe the top seven will beat him. Now here's, here's what I do agree with.

You don't want to dethrone your greatness, in some ways your most colorful champion, UFC, the most, I mean, Israel, Adesanya, you want that guy at the top forever. So you're gonna fast track a guy can not speak English and only strike? He's just a bad matchup. Now you keep saying only strike

and I need you to understand a couple things, dude He isn't Glover to to share his camp now. It's up in Connecticut I understand I don't care But Glover to share all he does this kid is wrestle for the past two years. Oh, it doesn't matter And Glover said I have trouble keeping this guy down and he doesn't have trouble keeping anybody. Hey, hey We know that's wrong. Yeah, right? You know this, right? He's his coach, right? Yeah.

So you think he's gonna be like, yeah, he does struggle on the ground. Listen to this coach, he's buddy. This kid is so strong and I think he's gonna be a nice kid to keep down on the ground. Not with the high level guys. Whitaker? Oh, Whitaker's gonna get knocked out if he tries to stand

right now. No, but no, but no. No, but no. Oh, and you don't, he's got to wrestle with him. And you, right? well vicar's gonna get knocked out if he tries to stand on the now would have left with one thing on you don't get arrested and you right all this is a lot of you know what it is resting back where yeah no what it is a lot of national team you know he's gonna be on the national team with you if he went we need your folks on and the main work but i can be on the uh... national team competing the limp it's from australian day went

let's just focus on fighting. Okay, I'll for go that. You know, I'm a dominant. He's got a wrestling. He's a right. Extensive wrestler. Good luck with that. He's gonna get, he's gonna get,

how's he gonna, he's gonna get lit up if he tries to stand with him. So he's left with one thing. That's not true. It's wrestling. Now, can he keep him on the ground? Or is this guy that strong in that thing? Oh, you think, you think size and strength is enough to just get up from anybody.

I think that I love it. I love it. I love it. There's not enough hours in the day, baby. There's not enough hours in the day. And I think in two years, he's two years. He gets a nap. Hold on.

So you think in two years, he can make up the ground that Wittaker's been doing since a kid. I think what he can do is get to a point where he would have got trouble keeping him on the ground and Whitaker's got to ultimately stand and bang with him. And now when Whitaker's bad at stand, no, he can't stand with him. Well, he can't go tip for tap for him, but with MMA, you gotta realize Whitaker's footwork and that Taekwondo's footwork.

Sure, it's not kickboxing, baby. I understand, Bob, but that's not gonna help him with the fight. I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here. What? You drank Kool-Aid. You know this, this oh hey can we some more casual Kool-Aid in I don't know don't say casual yeah another round of take casual Kool-Aid don't say casual I do agree I do but this is a one maybe I'm having this is the MMA audience to appear to he can be to anybody not period. Okay. His knocked out Sean's strict liability,

it might be wrestling, 100%. Oh, so there are guys that are grabbing by the legs and bringing them to the ground. Now he's got to take the prop. The top seven guys, not named Issy, can all wrestle. Not named Issy and Sean Strickland. All of them can grapple and wrestle. Bring up all the guys.

Bring up all the guys. From what? Yeah. Middleweight rankings. No, no weight rankings. Middleweight, please. Please pay it to them. I'm doing three thousand things right now.

Yeah, unfortunately, Pereira is going to be, he'll stay the champ. And I think, I admit that wrestling might be a whole in his game, but you got a close distance and you're assuming he doesn't have a lot of wrestling experience after two years with Clover. Maybe zero wrestling experience. No, he's got training doesn't count.

He's got two years. So Marvin Vittori, it's not going to happen for him. Hold on, hold on, be, be Marvin Vittori can wrestle. He can wrestle. Yeah, he can wrestle. He can wrestle. But he doesn't get. What?

All that, all that all that Horror he'll be what about this stand up about dick Brent's it Again, all he's got to do is be able to stand up against brons and cuz so many guys can do that There are guys, I think when you're that tall there. It's a lot easier to do. Oh that makes it just the way he's technique Yeah, cuz all your memory hold on easy hasn't had that much how much wrestling is easy had? Just the way he's done. His technique, yeah. Because as long as you're back, Hold on.

He hasn't had that much. How much wrestling has he had? All the wrestling. He was a kickboxer for a long time. Hold on, hold on. But how long has his, he's been training MMA? I don't know. How long has his, he's been training MMA?

A way long. Five years. Five years? Oh, dude, no, wait, long in that. Way long in peer. So all he's done is the anti-wrestling. Now, is he ain't taking peer it down? No.

But compared to peer, is he's cron Gracie on the ground? I don't know about that. I think that at the end of the day, when you're that athletic, that tall, that's strong. I think it's easier to keep people from putting you on the ground. And easier to stand up. So you're saying as long as you're athletic and strong,

you can get up and stand up against the highest level guys in the world. Well, you know, that's not right. Well, you know, that's not right. Right. You know, that's not right. Because then Poochanowski would be undefeated. Right. He could beat everybody in the world. He's a strong guy in the world. Strongest man. Yes. Strongest guy ever. Yes. I'm gonna say now Tim Kennedy could hold him down. Well, I could hold him down Because there's a thing that we call in the biz technique, right sure he goes a long way Well, nobody he's not a stranger. He's clever to share as a hell of a wrestler Think about who's clever to share has taken down and held down that has nothing to do with here But that's his training part. Hold on Kevin home with the AK to work wrestle with Kabeben DC sure

Yeah, it takes I I understand you're working at it be deficit There's not enough hours of the day Greg Hardy Greg Hardy sure way better athlete than Pierre all pro NFL sure I'll pro live that ATT. Yeah, you suck the ATT boys off right. Yeah, he lived there I suck them off. They lived there. Have you seen his jits on grappling? Now compared to pure athletically, different fucking planets. Well, you're a little bit, anybody who plays football,

you think is the greatest athlete. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the greatest athlete. Ready? All pro. I understand. Starter, ready? I just saw you figure out.

Starters for the Carolina Panthers. All pro. Sure. First team, I understand. Starter, ready? I just saw you figure out. Starters for the Carolina Panthers. All pro, sure. First team, I don't know, 100%. Yeah, no, I answered. So it's not even like, oh, he played some football. Right, hold on, I'm gonna repeat it again. Yeah, yeah. Starter for the Dallas Cowboys.

Have you heard of them? Yes, now, yeah. Now, Piera, still a hell of an athlete. Looks like a hell of an athlete to me. And it's proved to be. Everybody looks like a hell of an athlete to me. And it's proved everybody looks like a top, at the top of his game and in glory. Okay, it's a big deal, right? Name one guy who's fighting glory, go.

I've watched some of his fights. Name one guy. I know, I know, okay. Besides, I've got a name. Name one guy he's beat in the UFC besides Sean Stricken. Just give me one. That's the big question. Yes, that's why you're saying.

I'm not gonna, no, hold on. Be he's better, better striker. Better striker than everybody in that way. No, he's not, he's the big question. Yes, that's like your chance. I'm not guessing. No, hold on. He's better striker. Better striker than everybody. No, wait, no, he's not. He's not. No, no, no, no. Really?

Who's better striker? Easy. As far as MMA goes, he's a better striker. We're gonna see about that. We are. We're gonna see about that. Because look at the, do you think he beats him?

Yes. You do. 100%. You want to bet on it? Yeah. $5,000. Okay. $5,000. Okay, five five thousand dollars sure guaranteed am I who's it? Where are we even right now? That's a lot of fun. We're even after last campaign. We're gonna bet five thousand dollars now Hold on. I love is he I love is he no no don't suck them off

I'm a fan azee's but I'm a big big sorry b. This is what I love this is what I love about the MMA community Yeah I'm a big big, this is what I love. This is what I love about the MMA community. Yeah. Nobody but sides of the hardcore is where Tom Pira until he beat Sean Strickland. So everybody's familiar with it. That's how I'm talking about. No, I'm just saying this is how this is the wavelength of MMA.

He's a terrible match for Izzy. In terms of striking. That's what it looks like. I wouldn't say terrible. Okay. I want to have you watch the fight. Actually I watch the fight. And Izzy was getting the best of him.

Correct. So we got him. He was actually getting the best of him. In his particular strength, which is standard. And Izzy was actually, actually, Izzy had him wobbled in his second fight. Wobbled. It wasn't us.

It wasn't us. Not at all. And then he caught him with that shot and he knocked him out. Anybody can get caught like that. So the smart money would be on the champion on Izzy. People are saying Izzy's doomed and stuff. The smart money's on Izzy because Izzy's champion, he'll find a way to win.

But it's also the cool thing to say, like, oh, Pierre knocked out straight. No, no, it's intriguing. It's intriguing for sure. I think it's very short-sighted on the UFC. I would have made 100% on that. I agree 100%. But we're going to be...

I would also bet my entire year salary that Derek Brunson beats them. Really? Offal matchup for him. Offal. Because Derek closes Distan and puts him on his back. Yes, that's all he does. We're gonna have to see.

Because I think, just pure beats, Daring Till, he beats Uriah Hall. And after that, there's nobody in top 15 he gets by. Because of the wrestling. They're gonna wear them out. And then, and then have we seen them in the later rounds? How's he do in the third round with his stand up? What are we going to, arms are tired, his legs are tired, he's getting dragged to the ground.

We're gonna have to see. Oh, I know. And here's the thing, you have no idea. I know what is he does when you go and get stuff. I assume he gets killed when gas die. He's ready to die. I'm prepared to die. I'll bet on that guy.

There's no problem. I'll bet on that guy. The new kid in town, I'm not bad enough. I'll bet on that guy. I bet on that guy. The new kid in town? I'm not betting like that. No, you always bet on the Israel out of sight. And he's a champion for a reason and he hasn't moved from that spot. So in my opinion.

But people are confused because they go, I place it safe against your candidate. Well, all the fans, I hate that kind of talk. That's the dumbest shit in the world. I'm gonna take this bet. Five G's. I'm gonna take this bet. And, and. Shake it. I will. $ take this bet. Five G's. I'm gonna take this bet. And, and.

Shake it up. I will. $5,000. Five G's. Are you at easy? What? I'm taking easy. Yeah.

And I got fucking. No, I want this to be very clear for listeners. Brian is fan of Gavin Newsom and Pira. Yeah, that's what we've covered today. Dude. Dude, you're a fan of Pira. You're like, oh my hand on that. I knew some.

No, Pira. I'll let you, Pira, I'll let you, that's fine. I get it. I get it. It's fun. I get it's fine. It's fun, but newsroom. And it's gonna bum me out.

And I'm gonna be bummed. Newsrooms where I draw the line, right? I understand, but listen, because you read a book. I understand. Say in how hard is we government? Right? This is an exciting bet because the smart money would be on Israel out of sign there.

I know that, but here's what I think, okay? Strong hand. Your hand's strong, Baba. Now here's what I say. It's an exciting bet because, because... Is it teacase? I believe you're going to be very surprised at Pira's wrestling, his ability to stuff take down and stand down.

Hey, B, here's the thing. And everybody's going to have a problem. You're not going to see that is he's not gonna wrestle? No, is he gonna back? Kill him in the second or third round. We're not gonna bang really is he in sale on outside pick your shots wait for pure to come in and Knock them out just so you did with a girl. You don't think see here's here's why I think pure gets it done pure hits harder Sure and that's a big problem because his technique is high level. So he hits fucking hard. And I think if, if he stands with Piro, there's a chance as he picks him apart,

the problem is Piro is a very high level striker too. And I think that because he hits harder, that's a dangerous situation. Terrible match up for Izzy or bad match up for Izzy, let's say, or let's say this, and let's say this It's his toughest challenge right now right now. No, I'm saying a prime dude. Don't get it twisted It's a prime hold on a prime Whittaker is a tougher match up for Izzy than Pierra

Pierra we know is he's camp we know exactly what Pierra is gonna do we know a Two AT what he's gonna, there's no mystery there. Whitaker can wrestle, he can kick, he's explosive, he has the knees, he can do whatever it's gonna go. Wherever you wanna go, he can do it. Wasn't enough against Izzy. Kelvin Gaslam, we don't know. Izzy and Double Legumes, he can grind him out,

has the cardio for days. We don't know what he's gonna do. Izzy beat all those guys. Izzy versus Kelvin Gaslam. Finish off. Two, three. Middleweight Yes you do. Easy versus Kelvin Gaslam. Finish off. Two, three. Middleweight fights or fights for that matter of all time. Is he is a very special.

The MMA can be a such a short memory when it comes to stuff. You forget what got Izzy to the party. I'm not saying you. I'm saying the fan base in general forgets. Of course. And everyone wants to see the crown taken. Everyone wants to see it again. I don't.

I don't. We bet five thousand dollars on this. I don't I don't we bet five thousand I'm just I'm intrigued by this. I'm intrigued. I want to see you got a guy who's a high level striker at six foot four six five Who can at who who who is who hits so fucking hard and accurately right so now I'm gone Oh, he hits harder than is he he's probably got the same technique as Izzy, right? That is a striker. He has the same technique as Izzy. He has the same technique in Glor and Kickboxes. Yes.

Now with his hands down, it relaxes, again, Sean Strickland. Yeah. Again, fourth fifth round, how's that go for you? Yeah. I'll tell you how that goes, because the defense isn't there. If you're, now I don't think Izzy can take him down. He Now, I don't think it was easy to take him down. He could? I don't know. This first time Izzy has the advantage grappling,

which is insane. First time ever. I don't know if Izzy wants to mix it up, but then again, Izzy can't go this cop out because we understand with him. That's why it's intriguing. I just think it's very short side of the UFC. We've never seen this happen in history.

That's to go, okay, is he speed everyone? What are we gonna do? This guy who can't beat it, there's a reason why he jumped along. Let's see him. There's a reason why he does it. There's a reason why he jumped along. That's, I would like to see him give us one bad medicine. Get it aside, get past that.

Get it aside. Get it aside. You've never seen by Fast Track. Why would they do that? Why don't they build it up? Because it's a risk, because if he's gonna lose to a good grappler, I promise you that they won't have a guy. They wanna have fireworks.

Hermantin mobs the floor with him. So they wanna have fireworks. Do you need more meat? Is he the T-Rex in Dress Park where they toss the goad in? He's destroying everybody. They're like, we need to mix up my period, dude. So, Pure, there's a storyline there. There's no rest for the can. But to me, it's so short-sighted. Let period dude. So pure there's a bad the storyline there There's no rest for the can but to me it's so short-sighted. Let's say he didn't there's a chance

Let's say he beats Izzy. What do we do now bad? Well then you got a rematch right and then we have the trilogy fight So what about the rest of the contenders? They're just chilling there because this guy was an interesting storyline well It's no English that's a champion The risk is that you have the most colorful, marketable star in the UFC. And if Kara starts his hem, if he gets him, because he hits hard, and he's really high, and then he hits him again, that can ruin a career. But how long do you, but how long do you protect, protect peer for? Then is the next matchup, Garen-Tel, Uriah Hawks, we know what they want, wrestle. Yeah. How long do you protect them for?

How long we just gonna protect Pierre and for what? He's not workable. No, not at all. Yeah. You already have a problem with the Russians. Yeah, that's gonna be it. So what do you, you know what? I just feel like it's so short-sighted.

I also think, and I do think this happens. I think it is a beast Pierre, there's nothing for him, right? And if Luke Rockle destroys Paul Kosta, there's a narrative there, because Luke former champ, you could do that. But Luke fight in 85 or is he gonna fight at 205 really? Yeah, that's a bitch suck down for no no no no no no. Yeah, I tell you fight in a 205 No, no, but by the way this kid is just a fucking

scary looking rock My lord There's a lover Lord as clover So right now he's saying when I go for the low leg kick it Freases his upper body as he retracts backwards He's a pain in the ass. So, I had to go to the tent and call him. You have to go to the tent and call him. You have to go to the tent and call him.

You have to go to the tent and call him. You have to go to the tent and call him. I can't believe Sean Strickland fought like that. Um, well, that's, that's E-Gar, isn't it? Yes. Man, it's just a Sean Strickland fight. But Biss being said at best, you know, he called it early on, he's like, dude, I've trained with it.

He can't wrestle. Everyone keeps saying he's gonna tell you he can't, he has a good job and then that's it. Yeah. So he like, dude, I've trained with that. He can't wrestle. Everyone keeps saying he's gonna tell you he's a good job And then that's it. Yeah, so he landed a few jobs, but eventually Everybody ties him up in practice. I Think that what he did is that's why he went to Glover and said teach me how to wrestle You know sure and I don't know who's training partners. I don't know who other what the other wrestlers are Is he in a really good wrestling camp in Connecticut?

I don't know going with Glover, you know, he's pretty, Glover's pretty fucking talented at wrestling. You're saying Bispings had Strickland or Pistory hair. Oh, Strickland. Yeah, he was like, he was like, Trigglin' Camp Ressel. Oh, I didn't know that. He was like, you know what I was like. He's in a shoot down, tell you, he goes,

he's not a wrestler at all. Oh. He likes to scrap, he's gonna scrap, he's gonna lose. Bispings called it, because he's trained with Matt Rooka. He's like, I'm telling you, he has a good jab. He's gonna land a few jabs and then, he's not gonna shoot cause he can't wrestle. He won't keep saying he's gonna wrestle,

he can't fucking wrestle. He's a jiu-jitsu guy. Who? Strickling? No. I'm not sure if it's primarily just that. Strickling, that's it. Three, 75.

Should be, or three, 65. It, I mean, it's fun to talk about with Izzy and this guy now. That's why, that's why you see did it. Yep. I'm excited And you have five G's out of dude five G's Yeah, do you want a bet? I don't want I don't want you do a bet 10 G's that newsroom does it when the president election Absolutely, oh, you guys see the ad he released in Florida sure did no, what was the ad? That's why I talked about going against the sands is going,

we have freedom in California. Hey, Florida, and if you want to come here. How blind can you be? Like, how's the economy doing? I have a play for all tactic. It's pretty good. Okay, so here's an important thing about the economy. And, okay, so everybody, just when they talk about a surplus,

they talk about a surplus, okay? In California. Because all these companies in Silicon Valley are going public, so there's a $95 billion tax, like, that goes, $95 billion in taxes are going to the state. Because of Silicon Valley, no one has been more fucking hostile to big tech and to San Francisco that created all that wealth than the News of administration and all of the

fucking Far-left people in Sacramento. So guess what all of tech did they left? So you're huge all the money you made off those, all those companies, Airbnb, all those companies that started in California in that 21 mile radius, some of the most innovative people on the planet, Uber, fucking Airbnb, you name it. Oh, I don't know, Google, have you ever heard of Google? Nope.

Yeah, all these companies that changed the fuck Facebook, all these companies that changed the world, okay, that we can just keep going. Everything you use, that all your tech started in a time, it was just a good old boy's network. It was just a bunch of dudes, nerdy dudes who were sitting there in a room and they all wanted to make money.

And they changed the fucking world because there was an incentive to make money. And everybody was like, if I have a good idea, I'll make a billion dollars and they all fucking did. Now, they all went public this year. Remember though, you got guys like Elon Musk who were up there, PayPal, all that shit

was all that ecosystem. They all worked competing against each other, sharing ideas. It was one of the most incredible times, Bill Gates, Microsoft, even though that was in Washington, but it was all within that ecosystem. They all started in fucking, it all started in San Francisco, Silicon Valley.

And so there was, there hasn't been that kind of a hot bit of innovation that changed the world in so long. Yes, it was all white, it was all straight males. I know they're all terrible. I don't care who it is. Who gives a fuck? I don't care who it is. It's the best idea.

It's just the best ideas. It was just happen to have been, it could be transgender, it doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck. It was just It was just happen to have been, it could be transgender, it doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck. It was just, it's just happen to have been a group of people that changed the fucking world's smartest shit and gave so much tax revenue to California.

Right, they've all left. And they all left because you have a congresswoman in fucking California who says, fuck Elon Musk. That's what she said. She's in Congress. She goes, fuck Elon Musk. So Elon Musk goes, really? You guys just want to make my life impossible. I's what she said. She's in Congress. She goes fuck Elon Musk. So Elon Musk goes, really?

You guys just want to make my life impossible. I'm going to leave. And San Francisco, and this was just an article written by a liberal reporter who is a lesbian woman. And she goes, these far progressive anti-business people have killed one of the greatest fucking cities in America and it's called San Francisco. Anything it's a dead fucking town. Anything will such as terms of shit.

So one thing Trump got right. So it's not about, we're all for equality, we're all for not being preaches all that shit, but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, how's that going for you guys? Unbelievable, man. And this fucking guy. So you want to take the better know with Newsom? Uh, because you're seeing pretty high on that. The point is, 10G. The point is vote for Newsom guys.

Let me pee. I'll get peace over. Okay. We're back. Let's see what we got, dude. What do you got, Chen? Cravence. You got, man. Be out there. What I got for Wayne, Indiana next week. Next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Fort Wayne, Indiana. Then the following weekend, I have some special guests at the Lafactory San Diego, Heart of San Diego, and then we also have a Shobbon friends on the July 21st.

I'm the late Shobbon, so goddamn hot out. It's Shobbon friends. July 20th, that's the Wednesday, then San Diego July 21st to the 23rd, Baltimore, the trash pan of summer tour continues, and Baltimore August 4th to the 6th, just added Chicago, doing a theater out there. One night only Friday night, Chicago,

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and let me know what the fuck I can do in Milwaukee. You want the best of. Go on the Jeffrey Dahmer tour. I could go on the Jeffrey Dahmer tour. I could go on the Jeffrey Dahmer tour. Serial killers. I need something, I've got to make me welcome the exciting from my dad's from Milwaukee. So Jeffrey

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In Congress, and that was a very interesting answer. So anyway, we had a blast. So best of. And then in Austin. And then I'm in Austin, CapCities July 28, 29, 30. And by the way, little rumor. CapCities, very special guest may be showing up

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I wanna find a studio and find a good musician and write a theme song for Best of. I wanna personally write it with a good musician and come up with something funny. Do it with brows. Maybe. Is he in Nashville?

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Not mad at her. She's super good. She was on 50 Centrelthmi and she's a really funny Santa comedian. You've told me about her before, yeah. This was my... Oh, I've seen her destroy theaters. Yeah, like opening for like following DC Young Flag, actually. What's up?

She's saying her though, turn the light on. So she was in this podcast in which basically like, I wasn't, go ahead. You know, like packing his bag, unpacking his bag. What's being submissive, you should say. Just making sure all the things that he wants. And I pretty much read his mind. So it's like, I know you.

And I study you. Like, I know how you are in the morning. I know how you are about midday. I know when you're in this mood, what you need. Like, before you can ever ask me for something, I'm already on it. Damn. I mean, what a woman.

And you know, when I talked to my girlfriends about it, I was like, oh, how are you guys doing? I'm just like, girl, he's rotten. I'm like, he's spoiled, rotten. Like, he's rotten. But I love that. Like, I want him to be there. I think my biggest flex is how I treat my mom.

And I've been known to love people back to health. What's she, the hottest girl of all time? God, she's, wait, you got to pause this for a sec because I wanted to just say, they did a poll in the UK, which is a pretty progressive part of the world, only 7% of women identify as feminists, because they're starting to realize, it's just, if you get, if you're a radical,

you mean, guys don't attract, they can't be in a hole with your cat and your Netflix account. And women like this, like, when she talks, first of all, she looks empowered. Like, I got nothing to respect. I will worship her feet, but she's talking about spoiling her man and I'm literally like, I'm like, well, you're the best.

Well, it goes both ways if you do that that I want to spoil. 100%. Yeah, also. I'm like, I'm more, like I saw, I saw a very famous woman and a famous guy and I watched her do the same thing. I was talking to them and they've been very successful and she they're married and she said,

oh, I have his clothes late and Now, she's a makes a lot of money famous. She goes, I have his clothes laid out. I know what he wants for breakfast and with her whole schedule, she still does that for her man. And I was like, mother fucker, that's impressive. Yeah. And she's. And take away from her power. You're gonna say, Mike. Oh, just that she like, because I know her, she's such a strong person and isn't like,

she's not a pushover. Yeah, she's not a pushover. So this is like, it's like, she's one of the fiercest people I know as far as, like, she'll say exactly what I'm talking about. But that's power there, that's ownership there. Her going, no, I wanna do this, this how I take care of my hand.

So this was, like, oh girl, you just, no. That's how a lot of controversy is my, because people hear that and go, like, oh my God, what do you was made? You know, like, that's because bitches are lazy. No, that's because they can't do it. And she's attractive. Right. So I just, I heard that and I was like,

just knowing her and knowing what that means and how selective she is and how like high quality of a woman she is, it's like that means something. A big time, you know. She didn't have to do that. No. This day and age girls don't have to do that. No. Now you can be lonely with seven cats. You're not flicks out and your Twitter followers. So

How's that work? Your poison, you know That's what's going on though like like women are straight. Yeah, no, yeah The yeah, anyone who's worth their salty. Oh, this isn't going well. I'm only a shit Well, I do is fucking wine nights every fucking Wednesday night. There's nothing wrong with being monopoly There's nothing wrong being dedicated to And playing Monopoly. There's nothing wrong with being dedicated to somebody you love and your children for eat. But either way, whether it's a guy worshiping the girl, the girl worships the guy.

Correct. Both ways. Or a guy worship guy, girl worships the girl. I don't give a fuck. It's not a passive or, oh, what do you have a housewife from the 50s? Yeah, that's cool, man. Oh, you mean helping me out?

You know, I'm grinding my ass off. I got my lady at home with my five and a half month old. You know, what kind of a full-time job that shit is? It's so fucking hard. There's so much to do. No, it's a full-time. Keeping a house with a kid? What?

Full-time gig. Full-time fuck. I do it well. Yeah, big difference. Art form. Art form. What else you got, kid? Here we go. it well. Yeah, big difference. Art form. Yeah. Art form. What else you got, Jed?

Here we go. Yeah, so I guess Brad Pitt, shocking, he suffers from face blindness that occurs in one out of every, what, it's like 2.5% of the population. What is face blindness? He can't remember faces. He can't recognize people by looking at their faces, even family members.

I'm the opposite. Oh really? No, I forget names. But if faces, I'll never forget a face. Same. Like we're in Ohio and I kept seeing this guy. I'm like, God, I know him. I couldn't put my finger out and finally he's like, dude,

you still work out a box and we're in like seven years ago, right? Like, that's where we know each other. Yeah. So I guess. If I see a face, I'd never forget it. Names, good luck, dude. Procibility.

I can tell you my fucking lawyer's name. I have skeptical hippo eyes here. We don't remember faces. Maybe you're just lazy. No, I think he knows so many people and so many people introduce themselves. You're breaking, I think, whether you say, can hold like three or 600 names.

Very simple. Very simple, yeah. So, you mean you're just like the rest of us? I mean, you're normal? This is a apology. It's like look all the people whose names I've forgotten because I'm Brad Pitt and you know what I mean. Also, I'm Brad Pitt, I'm so famous

and everybody wants to suck me off, so everyone wants to suck it. So I forget so many names. That's what I feel like what's going on is that's exactly right. He was like, you know, I'm just gonna say I have face blindness. Dude, I'm gonna run with that. I'm so sorry, I have face blindness, I'm sorry. I'm gonna run with that.

I'm so sorry, I have face blindness. You don't remember me? I'm so sorry. We can medicalize everything. That's kind of genius. Oh, if you excuse me to be in racist, I'm like, I have a condition. Face blindness, I don't see color.

I can't tell. Everybody in my eyes is just a general white color. I just, I just assume humans are all white. I just see flesh. I see flesh. It's a medical condition. It's a medical condition, dude. Yeah.

I just see, it's kind of a vanilla look, no matter who we are. It reminds me of chronic fatigue syndrome, because that's, it's like a similar cop. But like, aren't you just lazy, though? Don't you just not want to do stuff? So, yeah, I got to be. Well, it's like fat people. I know it's my thyroid but what are the two large pizzas after you're thyroid yeah yeah it

makes me great pizza all right next Just hold on, he didn't penetrate. When I first moved L.A., I had some times with her. You did? Not sexually, she was dating my best friend, Scottie McKnight. So I would go to her, this is my first experience in L.A., I would go to the Hollywood Hills, she had a house there. I was like, holy shit, that's the girl from fucking, remember the Titans?

That's why I remember. She was so hot. Dude, in such a boss, like you wanna talk about ownership and feminism, beastie, which is just bossie all of a sudden. She'd be like, make sure you're at my house at eight because we're going to this party or this club. She'd come down at 9.30, just getting ready.

We didn't say shit. Yeah, you didn't say shit. She ran the show. Nobody had any money, we lost her shit. So we'd be in our big ass house. She'd come down at 9.30, but I guess we're ready to go, jump in the car. Beast.

Smart girl, dude. She had a problem in alcohol and opiates. What'd she say, natural star, Gymore Marce, that she struggled with substance beast was about a postpartum of her pressure after having seven year old daughter. I was on top of the world and I ruined it. Let's see, a child star, I keep going.

Oh, huh, it says she took happy pills. No, go back, go back. Go back, go back, go back, go back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. At one point, her addiction to alcohol got so bad she was hospitalized suffering from jaumus and the docks worn, her liver was going to give out. Whoa.

That's a joke. Looks like they were giving her maybe aterol or something as a childhood story, she says, someone on her team gave her happy pills before she appeared on red carpets. It's called Adderall, dude. It's called Adderall. During interviews, I had no idea

it was inappropriate. Oh damn, getting rid of those happy pills. That's right. That's right. Yeah. This is horrible. But funny that you don't hear about, like, because unless it's Johnny Depp or something,

you know, you just kind of go like, oh, whatever happened to this person, it's like, is that Hayden there? What's going on there? Her boyfriend, he's like a terrible person. Well, she was married to a... Clutchgo, one of the dishes. Clutchgo, yeah.

But this guy, I guess this guy actually has domestic violence stuff against, he hit her or something like that before. She's still with her. She's still with her. She's gone down, there's Hayden. He's hit and hurt. Last time we saw Hayden,

she was in a massive brawl with her boyfriend Brian, back in March, that seems to be better than ever. You see that? Because he caused this fight apparently. So there's Hayden, little Hayden. That's him in the wide eye zoom. Yeah, a lot of pointing going on How stupid is this stuff as a grown man? Look at her now. Oh, she's a little spark plug, Baba. She is a spark plug. Oh man, watch the face.

Ryan, Jill! Wait a minute, dude, she's, she's, oh, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's there, okay, he did a flying kind of weird moot flying hug clearly no wait there she is all oh It seems like a lot of guys with those two that's awesome. This is all a whole fucking their face lying down on My sloppy patience like in a strong side right side Oh, she has her man in a headlock? I don't know what's happening. Oh, oh, that girl is, oh, that girl's beating Hayden there.

Oh, the guy! That's Hayden, right? Hey, guys. Boy, this is a bunch of Hollywood theatres. It's awesome. These guys jeans are so skinny and that's come from a guy. That's it. Those are guys holding on to each other.

Fuck me. Yeah. Yeah. I guess lifting his legs, shaking his knee. She's on top of him. She's a little spark plug. Oh. It's just sloppy.

This guy's getting pulled off. Oh, she's tough. Oh, she's tough. She's drunk. Shit. by the way This guy's a boyfriend needs to get this guy's trash I'm going to go in. Flitch goes going, and you want our kid to race? Yeah.

Ah, ah, ah. Flitch goes just a beast of a dad too. I bet he is. He's like, when Scotty was dating her, that's when she just got the real shit with Flitch go at the time. And Scotty called me, I never forget that Scotty calls me, it was dude, I think there's

like this black S-U-V falling around, man. Because I'm hooking up with Hayden, and she just broke up with Flitch go. OK, he was, yeah, because she left Scotty, went to Clitchco, they broke up, Scotty came back in the picture and he calls me, he was, dude, I'm like, driving around, there's this black, you tell me. That's like, he's fallin' me, I go.

Okay, he was, it might be Clitchco and his boys, yeah. Dude, you're hookin' up with this girl, I go, I know, what's shea doing? I don't know. What do you want me to do, he goes, I mean, I feel like you could maybe handle these guys, go. Oh, no, absolutely not, dude. I'm with Clitchco on this. What are you want me to do? I mean, I feel like you could maybe handle these guys go oh no Absolutely not to I'm with glitch go on this. What are you doing to this is girl? What are you thinking man?

I'm gonna do nothing right? Just a Russian probably KGB. Well the black guys around let's go. They're not fucking playing around You're not fighting all those guys even glitch. I don't have no problem correct. I was excuse me. So I was a disaster Why are you calling me? I'm not Batman. I'm like the fight Russians for you. Yeah, I'm like giant Russians. I'm with Glitchko.

As a matter of fact, I just tweeted out your fucking location. I'm with him. Hey, you should be fucked up. I'm a tally if it's tally. I get it, man. I'm fucked up. You believe this guy? Fucking dick.

They play cosplay ball. I did, but fuck him up. What else do you have to do? You got to do it. Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie up What is your cute cute cute little smart smart do fast Beast receiver had all the records handsome handsome play for the judge and made money play for the Jets best friends Mark Sanchez Like they're like brother to group together girls didn't like those two together at all All right, this is DJ Josie Jeff talking about Will Smith and it's kind of hilarious. Oh, he wouldn't have did that to no gangster. Oh, he wouldn't have did.

Let me let you know something about Will. Will is somebody that cliff dove and Jamaica and couldn't swim. Will was the person that whatever he's afraid of, he runs to. I ain't got that in me. I don't have that in me at all I've watched will almost die numerous at times running straight. We'll would have slapped Mike Tyson It did not matter. I think it was just there the perfect moment. We would have got his ass beat But he was going to do what he was going to do regardless of everything that yeah, I believe that I mean

He finally got to do what he was going to do. Regardless of what we've had. Yeah, I believe that. I mean, he finally got to a certain height. I have. Mike Tyson. Oh, he was like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, moment of red there and you would have slapped whoever. 100%. I think there are times in your life where you're taking a beating is worth it is beside the point. You're still gonna fight. No, I get that but I just don't think you would slap my cousin ever.

Yeah, you're not bitching me out. I'd give us one more chino yet a roll, dude. You wanna do this one, Mark? Ah yes, so, looks like Ben Margera's back. The news again, we talked about this a little bit before. He bailed on rehab. Then we have a video of him. He's in the yellow hoodie back there.

Yeah. Let's go. Let's say you had some good friends. I know, dude. Well, they all look like they're under in their 40s with face tattoos. Yes, I was gonna say, this is what you don't want to have happen if you just get out of rehab.

You don't want a video of your man partying with a guy with face tattoos. That's a red flag. You don't think they have it together these guys? I would have. But also be a good friend to band him. Don't fucking take him around this stuff. If you kill him too.

And then he's just passed out right there. The bummer is bands a dad dude. And his girl is a dime piece. That poor girl. Oh, look at his friend, he's in shape. At that age, you're hanging out with these guys. That bubbles bubbles and they're doing this to you filming you while you're out Yeah, look at him. He's all passed down the film. That sucks. Look at these sucks now look at those losers. Holy shit That's bad you can fuck off with your drugs and alcohol

But how do you not get sober for your fucking kid band because you're don't know. Well, you're not so hanging out with these morons. This is real quick one. Do you guys know Kyle Farnsworth? Shredo, picture of that. So that's it. Now MLB, he's in bodybuilding now. Yep. Whoa.

First of all, all natural. Let's see, this is all natural. It's all natural. That is all natural. That's all natty. Well, how do you get the veins in your cat and your shins? That's gotta be natural.

Yeah. That's not the front of your shins. That's not the front and your shins? That's got to be natural. Yeah That's not right. That's not your shit. Those veins at all. Now that's good. So there's no blood clot He has veins of a maple leaf. So that's cool Yeah, he was a pitcher. You're a good good pitcher not like a superstar, but pitcher now Do you think he did any PDs when he played MLB? Do you think you just dabbled when he retired? That's crazy, dude Come on stop. I fucking tattest sick though. Oh yeah. That's sick. Yeah so there you go.

So he was doing competition too. Yeah. Oh boy, Jack City, get for him man. Yeah, sort of good for him, I don't know. Something to do though, you get done. I just feel like there's a blood clot in those fucking shins. We got to go. Or the blood's just flowing daddy.

That's why the veins are like that. Yeah. Is that from like what kind of protein shakes? Is that just like way isolate? And then you got a, name a steroid do, huh? Huh? I don't know. Hey, can't talk about that.

So what also, so when you take antibiotics too, you red blood cell counts increased. So like you have more blood pumping through your veins. Right, you're blood gets thick. You can't talk about this stuff. There's, yeah, yeah, you're right. In theory. Well, that's in.

But your blood will get thick. And that's why I see a lot talk about this stuff. Yeah, you're right. In theory. Well, that's the end. But your blood will get thick, and that's why you see a lot of people on a ton of gear. I had a buddy do it. He did so much like his neck was red. It's face was big. Because the blood's so thick. It gets so bad.

They have to drain some of your blood. It's so thick. Yeah, you can get it. It gets thick like a milkshake. Heart attack. Oh, okay. All day. Yeah.

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