The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 813: Sharks, Lions, Grizzlies, a Tiger and some Crocs

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

The boys discuss creative strategies for surviving the wilderness and talk their favorite moments on the series "ALONE," the cruelty of mother nature like brain eating amoebas and man eating mountain lions, Bryan's unexpected soreness from an intense weekend of spike ball, Tiger demanding Crocs despite his fathers disgust, Brendan's 4th grade fashion risks, why high fashion is like a formula one race, how the impeccable marketing of shark week makes you forget they air the same footage every year and how Great whites look much friendlier with goofy teeth, "The Georges" starting the Alta Warriors MMA program and who deserves the tops spots on the UFC P4P list, plus current events such as a Indian man's unfortunate "Eggplant" injury, a New England distillery making Whiskey from invasive crabs, Tim Kennedy weighing in on the irony of Brittany Griner's predicament, the news anchor who got a little too tipsy before going live, the recent escapades of Pro life Spiderman, Olympian Kim Glass getting attacked by a homeless man in LA, and aggressive Seals chasing humans off the beach in San Diego. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids

This is really the fight in the kid. We're out. I want to make this. Yeah, we're good. Just make this podcast. The best ever. Let's make this. Like, let's, let's change podcasting with this podcast. That's what that's the mindset I want because your shoes still have the tag on it. Oh my god. I didn't notice not even notice that's what the kids do I had no idea the thing was still on there awesome. I had no idea my guy that's amazing. No, it's great Now let's make this podcast as dope as those these kicks. Yeah, God How do you do that these you know what you do? You do you tear you tear the lid off this motherfucker You dig you dig into where the goal is, bro.

Okay? We got a dig deep. You got a dig deep, and when you're deep deep, you got to go even deeper. False deep. Okay, you know how when you're on your bike, your peloton, or you're on your fucking regular bike, and you're doing a hill, and you're like,

my body, I can't go any further. Didn't hit that. You go, and it scared that. Yeah, and then I, you go go Brian. I can't go anymore And I go there's only one thing to do Brennan you go what I go dig even deeper Right D. D. Watch this so you and I were we're on a four-smartch. We have no food no water We're marching to the walls. I hit the wall and I go like this and you it's time to die and I go like this I go yeah, no bro me too and you go what do we do and I go?

Let's climb the wall. Oh, look at dude, this podcast, we're gonna climb the wall bro. At what point, when we're hiking through that forest, because you're older, you know, and you're breaking down, are you, can you just go, just, it's my time. You go on, and you give me all your like rations and stuff. Yeah.

And I'm like, I'm gonna have to take your shoes too. I need shoes. Why? Because I'm gonna wear out eventually. Well, I'll be wearing my toe holds. I don't know if you want flip flops. Here's the thing. Sanlos, they were not making it.

Do you know what you should do in that situation? Nobody thinks about this. Take your piss. You're close. You're close. Take your clothes. You're so close. No.

What you do is, I'm lying there, right? I'm my I'm I'm down. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Now now you are also done. I mean, we have neat and then three days. But I'm still upright. You're still upright. You're strong. You got your name. You still make it, but I'm that's a lot of body feed. So what you do and it's fucking ugly, dude. So what you do, and it's fucking ugly, dude. I'm like a hibernating bear. Like I have fat lichens. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You make a small incision in my fucking jugular and you stick it in my jugular and you drink all my fucking blood. I know it's gross, I know it's gross, dude. Very Mongolian. You have to, dude.

Drink my life force, drain me like a fucking vampire. Leave me bloodless, a husk of bloodless, it's me. And then you'll make it, you'll make it tear down. Here's the question, let's say I make it and they're like, well, how many of your partner who's with you? I don't call him partner, it sounds gay. I'm up Brian. Yeah.

He's old, died back then. Ty, and they go, okay, how far do you want? About some miles back, you'll find him dead. They'll cool, they find him and they're like, well, he was still breathing. And then apparently you cut a hole in his neck and then drank his blood. Okay, no, hold on.

Is that murder? No, they do this, they go like this, they go. Brennan, he had no then drank his blood. Okay, no hold on. Is that murder? No, they do this. They go like this. They go, uh, Brandon, he had no blood in his body. And then you go like this, you go, and you go, you go, what? And they go, he had no blood in his body. Someone sucked them dry. And then you go, so what are you saying? Are you saying that I tapped his vein and sucked all the blood out of his body?

Is that what you're gonna say I did? Is that literally the theory you're coming up with? You fucking idiot. And then I'd say did you check his nut sack? You know, those were full on it, not me. Well, if you really want to survive, you would eat my nuts. Now, let me tell you why. Those big saggy nuts. Because that's testosterone.

So you drink my blood and eat my nuts. It's disgusting, but you're gonna get yourself ahead. Well, sack jerky. Yeah, you watch that show alone on the history channel or on Netflix? No. It's on Netflix now, but it's been on history channel for years.

But Netflix just got it. So fucking, this is my favorite part about that. It's literally alone. They're like in Alaska and it was 60 days's, it was 60 days, then they opted because people are crushing it. You know, it was just whoever lasts the longest. Yeah, some guys still out there. No, they're like, dude, you want a million,

and he's like, cool, have like a seven bedroom condo made out of trance. Is that true? Yeah, he's like, I'm just gonna stay. Oh my God. And they didn't know who was quitting. So they would check in on like, one's down, two's down, but you're talking months and months. I didn't know that. Yeah, they were like in Alaska or something. So they killed check in on like ones down, twos down, but you're talking months and months.

I didn't know that. Yeah, they were like in Alaska or something. So they killed a moose. Yeah, so they put this guy, they put these guys out on this island called Grizzly Island, out in British Columbia. Well, Grizzly's everywhere. Everywhere.

What's nice out there though. Yeah, now as the fish start drying up, they get desperate. It's fucking dangerous. So not only do they have like horns, but they have huge boom sounds that I think there's somebody there to scare the big one. You can't, you know, bring up grizzly island. Bride. So grizzly mountain. Is the island or mountain?

It's, I think it's island. Dude, get rid of a lone chasing you. Just type in grizzly. Don't tell me who wins because I'm in the middle of it still. Oh, I'll tell you who wins. White guy. White guy, oh, white guys. White guys, white girls.

Now, here's the thing. Here's what's interesting about it. I'm not looking. No, this is just the actual island. I didn't know there's a Grizzly island. My favorite is every time they have it, they have like some people there a lot of times they're women who are really great at survival, but here's the problem

They're really good at gathering they gather mushrooms they gather berries they gather Roots and they don't bring a bow and arrow. They don't bring a fishing rod and a E.G.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A kill fucking animals. There's one dude. There's one dude. He had a belly. He had a heart condition I'm like this guy is a fucking he's so dumb and he he didn't bring any weapons. He tried to kill grouse They have these like forest hens. You know what his plan was to kill a grouse to throw stone at this fucking idiot He did last time. He threw a stone. He goes, ah damn it. No, I'm having chess bans. I don't wanna die six days. Come get me. I'm like, get that, you're a fucking, some people.

Yeah, alone, it's not the most entertaining show I think. Like compared to Naked Afraid. Naked Afraid, I feel like, put a little more production in it. It's a little suspect. Like that beer, grills, whatever. Like there was that other show, the survivor guy.

Oh, survivor, yeah. If you do it real and you don't do like over production, like add shit to it or like stumble upon a cobra or whatever, if it's like real and you're just shooting. Yes. Pretty boring. Yes. Like alone, like remember.

There's nothing happens. No. Like the chance of you gonna attack by some, it's not good. That's correct. Ever. That's correct. They get very rare dude.

Very rare. Very rare. By the way, try to catch, try to kill a deer with a bow and arrow. Try to do that. I'm close enough to hit him. I'm close enough to hit him. And let's set your thing. If you're just shooting on the weekends or kill time,

chance of you killing a live fucking deer in the real forest, daddy. Hey, good luck. No. You got to know animal behavior. You got to know what the tracks are. This guy who did it on alone, he been doing it his whole life. I'm telling you, you got to know what the track's are. This guy who did it, on alone, he been doing it his whole life.

I'm telling you, I don't know what season they're on on Netflix, but there's a guy who kills a moose, dude. That's a big deal. Yeah. With a bone arrow. You know, he jumped on his back, knife, throat. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Blood, that's how I would do it.

That's how I would do it. Just kidding, that didn't happen. I don't know, I don't know how he killed him, but I know some guy killed a fucking moose on there. I'm a little upset. If you've seen a moose, like, oh well, good for you. He wins. Yeah, also you realize nature hates your guts.

Nature? Nature don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. No, nature's like, whatever dude. You're gonna, you're not catching anything. Oh, you feel bad for yourself, dude. There's a fucking ram that ran into the fucking barbed wire fence over there.

He's been stuck there. And then wolves ate him ass first first. Yeah, and his head still in the fucking fence. That's welcome to nature nature is Oh, and oh and yesterday on fucking Happy hour Friday that grizzly beer we watch eat his own fucking cops you so hungry Nature also nature is not about grizzlies. Also the shit nature that's invisible, like amoebas and different viruses and parasites that fuck the fucking zombie on the parasite.

I want parasite if you're swimming. I get to them fresh water, gets to your brain just... Oh you die, it's called an amoeba. It's an amoeba that gets in your brain. It's very random, but it's like, you know, if it's like still water, whatever you jump in the pool or whatever, and it goes to your brain. Yeah. You go see the doctor's like, you know, if it's like still water whatever you jump in the pool or whatever and it goes to your brain

Yeah, you go see the doctor like we're so sorry. Yeah, like yo, but you were so sorry Yeah, but it was so sorry What is that? permanently blinded it went one of them a form of that it Eight away at her eye and they caught it quickly enough I guess it was like under a contact. It was a serious serious issue. She went to all sorts of doctors She's lucky. It was a knot. Who was this? It's my cousin. Yeah, you know, and it was a pool. issue she went to all sorts of doctors she's lucky was a not who is this this my cousin Yeah, you know, it was a pool. It was actually actual cousin. Yeah, holy shit

You know so I got that weird amoeba, and I don't know if it's the same one But it's one that it eats away at your eye and she has permanent damage to her That's why you don't swim in like in in swamps in Ponds that are not moving this so much called Pam. P-A-M is extremely rare since 1960s to only 154 known cases. Wow. I mean your chances are pretty good. But you can get Jardia real quick.

You can get these weird things. Do you know what daddy likes to do in nature? No, daddy likes to do. I'm hiking. If I see a specializing Colorado, even if I'm hiking on the road or whatever, I see a stream running. Daddy likes to put his mouth down there.

Little nature's water fountain. Here's why I don't want you to do that. There's why I don't want you to do that. No, if it's running water, right? I've seen enough day getting afraid, right? So if it's running, you're good. If it's stagnant water, if it's stagnant, daddy's in trouble.

Sometimes though, the running water is coming from an area that has livestock, and when the livestock is shitting in that or near it, you're gonna get yourself all kinds of shit in there. And you're gonna get listeria, you're getting garrity up. I was feeling great. Now I won't do it in foreign land. But in America, that fresh American mountain hitters,

I just put my mouth right there. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Never got sick. Nothing better. My boy, I think it was both Bradley Cooper and Will Arnett back in the day I got them into raw food and juice and there's this raw food market got closed down By the FDA, but I had them I had them getting green juice and eating raw meat

And Bradley got a fucking amoeba. He has sick for me. He goes dude. I caught him amoeba. I'm not going back there He was so sick. It was an amoeba. He has sick from it. He goes, dude, I caught him. Amoeba, I'm not going back there. He was so sick. He was, Anameba will fuck you up. It'll just all one tiny little invisible organism will fucking well tiny, tiny. Yeah, that pan thing, dude. It goes your brain, okay, done. See, we're sorry.

And they can't really just go. They can't get it out of your brain. Oh no. I don't know. I'm the doctor right and I come in I'm like We did our we did our testing stuff like that you have the Pam on me, but and you paint and you go What I go I'm so sorry. I mean you're done. It's just gonna I want to put this light you done so they can't get it out. I can barely not then once you get it You're kind of fucked. That's a problem.

It's a death sentence. Come on, man. Give me something in there. Now imagine if some foreign evil person that runs another country, want to spread that around. Those things are hard to, well, you could probably. Dude, you know what you do?

You make them, it's Pam, curable, look that out. You put them in that nice like 90% fatality. Well, that's not good problem. I Tell you what you want kill Americans that we do you make one of those Pam things fucking heat Resistable put in fries front fries That one's for fridge genetically engineer So they're like yeah, but it lives like,

keeps fine, like you can deep fry waffle fries or Chick-fil-A, we're all fucked. You put in a funnel cake at Disneyland? Well, they keep saying COVID was probably, you know, artificially created. Yeah, well, we need the scientists in that lab but the first ones to get it. So what were you saying about a wet market?

Yeah, no evidence. We don't want to get this episode flat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, we get flagged for the little things. They're on us. Wow.

Oh, sensitive. They're on. Guys, can we, it's just a different opinion. Can we live? Yeah. Well, it's not like we do have these facts here. We've been pegs, I don't know. Controversial? Pegd, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I don't say pegs. We've been pegs. I don't know controversial peg. Yeah, yeah, I don't say we have been pegged. I told you about the conversation this girl had

She was mad at her man and she goes he likes to be pegged And we're all like oh, she's like out of him. I can't hear that about my friend You can't give that information up, young lady. Thanks when she puts a strap on on and then does you in the booty? Interesting. But please don't tell me that about somebody I know. I know you guys are a lot of men. Is it like a manly man?

Yeah, I know you guys are about to bring home. I don't want to say that. I'm not saying who it is, but I'm just saying, I don't want to hear that about your man. I don don't want to that's not information that I should know it be heartbreaking if you walked out of your dag and peg by your mom There I get some people that are into it. Oh, damn dad. I am daddy I know a pretty famous actor who's into that not anybody I just make sense that they get they get so bored with just regular sex or like dude. We gonna make this up Yeah, I don't know him. I just know of him. I trust the girl who was with him. Oh, yeah, I trust her

Yeah, what'd you do this weekend be you're a for somebody that though you're in tour no daddy Daddy was editing his special pretty happy with that. I was editing the Sammy the bull Gravano best stubs But yeah best of special, pretty happy with that. I was editing the Sammy the Bull, Grovano Best Alves, which I'm gonna look fucking sick. Yep, Best of. Best of a Brian down on YouTube. And then I went to the beach, I did some spike ball, I did some volleyball,

and nothing makes me more sore and beats my body up. Well, that's why I feel like that. Probably. Yeah, that's what you all saw. I think so. You move around like a shit. And then I play with my baby who likes to smile on life. And I kissed the fuck. I love spike ball, huh? Who'd you play with? It's so fun. No, four random white guys. Yeah, you just found them. No,

they're my buddies. I meet around there. What's great about the beaches? You spend all day at the beach, then you go eat. And it's just I don't know, I love the beach. I love that. I love being around the ocean So do I and the water right now is so beautiful As always nobody's never changes though. It's not though. Oh, it's so no Pacific No, no, it's listen me. I was just watching Yes, it's stupid warm and it's almost always cold It's always cool. No, I was watching news and maybe it's in South Bay,

but in general, that land ocean, there's one of the questions Pacific Ocean and KTLA, they're like, why is it always cold? Even the summer of the fucking ocean. And it's the current, if show and all the currents, it will never get cold. Now the South Bay, because the Bay will be warmer. That's where people surf and stuff

But it was warm yesterday boy I don't like like Florida water like Bahama water like it's like so warm and you're in the sun So it's not like an escape. Yes, that's why I I prefer the Pacific all day all day. Yeah You're the kind of guys. I love it. It was cold So she's not hot sun. I you swim in that water when it was super cold deep I'm there with the great whiteies you're just diving around like you see with your arms pinned to your fucking hips like you see oh dude I know I'm gonna tell you we've had a

coyote problem in woodland hills on the ring app there's just all these coyote signings all right quick reporting it for God's they should live here but there's now there's been one in our backyard, not small. No. I go in the hot tub with my son every night and we go back there. I'm like, teagate back. I look, that fucking cowty, the back there with the hot tub. Big, but always runs off. You know, two comfortable. If they keep coming around, we talk to somebody like,

if it's food or something, the problem is he's too comfortable. It's not good if they keep coming in the same place. coming most adaptable animal in the world. They can eat fruit. Yeah, I'd say a roach but I'm with you, but then The other promise is then three blocks down The old line of the mountain said hold my bear. Ah Leon do Le montagne dude Leon montagne The Leon do Le montagne Leon yes, Leon montagne. Leon do le montagne. Leon yes, my name is. And you have one of those?

There's one roaming around there. Really? Yep, in a little boss. Like, if you've seen on, we brought up current events. Those cowdies grabbed a kid at the beach. Yeah, that's right. So, dude. High alert.

And it's my other side. I told you, I'm like, that fucking mountain line starts roaming here, we gotta shoot it. You know what's illegal? If a mountain lion's in my fucking backyard and I got little children, lock up your dogs, I'm shooting that thing right in the face. Right?

Right in his fucking... And I'm sure you're not gonna go to prison, you're just gonna pay a hefty fee. We're gonna hurt and tax it to earn me that thing. First of all, no you're not, because if the lion's mountain lion's in my fucking backyard and I got a child, I'm gonna shoot him in his fucking face, even though I love mountain lines

There are a lot of them out there Yeah, oh one guy got 30 days. I'll do 30 days No, you you would not get prosecuted if the lion was in your backyard and your children were there and you shot it That's that's protecting your children. That's not Well, the problem is you have the all the cameras around so you have to prove that there was a danger I maybe a danger just being the vicinity of your kids if it's in your backyard and you shoot it You're you're not going to jail. I don't care any basis I mean, I if I have a lot more

Back to the chart run in trouble if you go back that got in trouble. Yes Now you can't have a dog tell for your man. Faley shoots about like it's 30 days 30 day 240 hours of community service. That's a hefty daddy doesn't have that time There's ways around that I'm sure Yeah, but he probably killed it. Yeah, just to kill it, right? I would never do that He's just being a dick. But if you're in my back room, you're going down to

Shulmanar. New sense. It was destroyed, I'm going. Yeah, I wonder how the fuck you're going online. So it sounds like he killed it in like a fucking, in the nature. Yeah, he did.

But if you're back there backyard like circling your pool, I gotta take out dude. That's not cool. Scary right? I like every morning, every night. I like how I caught them. But the other one he shot and he killed them and it was legal because if it's a threat to your,

I said livestock or animals, your animals, your pets, they can kill you and kill you and kill you. F. Fits in your backyard you I would never take a chance because of a mountain lines in my backyard That I don't know when that mountain line is coming back to my backyard and my children play back there and it is They's high you won't hear it. No, that's what I'm saying. You will not hear your child Now to be clear. He hasn't been in my backyard. He's in the two two doors down though So in Colorado and a family was hiking in a six year old and They were all hiking in a line. Okay, and the six year olds in the middle of the parents And a mountain line came out of nowhere grab that child and ran off and you never see it happen

It just happened so quickly. It was so silent The coyotes a little more, you know, they're everywhere. Yeah coyotes. I'm not as worried about a mountain line We'll grab your kids and run and you're gone. You'll never see a time table. How do you go? Problem. Less so. The person we're talking to, the nature person was saying,

the problem is if he keeps coming back to the same, because if he just went through once, all good. If he keeps coming back, he got a problem. Maybe let's take a little break for the best podcast ever. This was the best podcast so far. Of all time, dude. It's shocking. You know what else is the best?

What's happening? I heard Fort Wayne, Indiana, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, because I'm gonna be there. I heard you're gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I heard you're gonna be there. The trash panda summer tour, a whole new hour is coming to Fort Wayne, Indiana with the Thick Boy Crew.

We have good recommendations for restaurants. Sure. You only had three ear and bees, three ear and bee. So we found one of the three. Got it. It's not a lot of ear and bee. But daddy's coming to town this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And then Shobben friends next Hollywood improv

is next Wednesday, late show, 10 PM. Shobben friends was very special guest. That's one show only. Then San Diego, sea lines are the only thing coming to your city. It is your boy at the Laferte in downtown San Diego, July 21st of 23rd. They got Baltimore Chicago,

Alpalton, Houston, Boston, but Fort Wayne, you're up, and then I'm in San Diego next week. Get your tickets at thickboy.com. Be where you're gonna be. Well, let's take a little break and talk about a couple things. First of all, if you like to watch Good Content, best of with Brian Calam on YouTube,

you might want to check that out. Okay. I got Sammy the Bull, Ravano episodes. It's kind of hard of them. Fucking pumped about them. We did some crazy shit together. Is that I got this?

We'd be, yep. That's the first episode. Then the second one drops. It'll be out this Wednesday, possibly Thursday. It depends. We're trying to figure out exactly when to drop it. You're trying to crank it out, huh? Yes.

Brookfield, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, andbe, July 21, 22, 23. Now is that just Milwaukee? That's just Milwaukee, buddy. But it's in Brookfield like a suburb. Yeah, it feels like a suburb. Yeah. It's like a part of it. Austin, Texas, Cap City, I haven't been back there

in four years, man. July 28, 29 and 30. I love Cap City. It's a different Cap City's a new owner. New Cap City, new owner. It's supposed to be sick. Yep. Park Roseman, my buddy. Yeah, I love himidies. It's a different capsidies. New capsidies, new owners. Supposed to be sick. Yep. Park Rosemond, my buddy. Yeah, I love them.

Amazing. Nashville, Tennessee, Zainey's, August 25, 26, 27. Actually, August 26, 27, I got to change that. Spacan Washington, Spacan Comedy Club, September 22, 23, 24. That's where I'm at, dude. Listen, you want to talk about a great podcast. You want to talk about doing a great thing. Look, at the end of the day, sometimes you might be a little sore.

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My ex-wife was in a serious relationship with a guy. And it was like, you know, they're getting to an age where it's like, maybe we'll get married. And she's told me that she was with her parents and with this guy. And they were hiking as like, just, you know, and they're hiking. And he's ahead. And she just sees and she just sees him running top speed towards them and he keeps running and as he passes then he goes there's a mountain line, there's a mountain line and he just runs away from them and she's back there and she was like well that's not a man I'm gonna fucking be with this guy to protect't even stop sexy. Yeah, that's not sexy. To protect us. This fucking loser ran out. Save yourself.

Literally did that. Okay, just kept running past and she was like, oh, you're not the guy for me. That was it for her. She was like, hey you and I broken up. He did hurt her. What the hell? He did hurt her solid though. Fuck yeah, he did.

Yeah. Well, hopefully those my lines don't come in the backyard. Hopefully. I'm seeing other reports. I haven't seen other reports Yeah, that's two days ago and also not that big those grizzlies on alone are scary as fuck guys in the water He's just washing. He's all sending us he looks at me goes the camera's like that's a grizzly And it's right there and he goes and I'm naked in the water and the grizzly starts coming towards him and they they I Think the camera whoever is there

for the rear, who's the bit, they start off a boom, anything ran. To scare him away. At first it wasn't going away. You know this said that Bill Grills, but you know, it was at no rear Grills. They said he'd be like, all right guys, I'm turning the cameras off now.

We're gonna stay the night here, he's like shivering, like cut. And then a fucking chopper. Yes. Picks him up, takes him up four seasons. Yes. Next one wakes up super early, drops him back down.

I'm not mad at it. He did this time, you know? It's all set up. Yeah. Well, most of those Discovery channels, most of the, when they see a snake in the wild, or they see a snake, it's all set up. Yeah.

All of it. I see, our boy, was it Coyote Peterson? Yeah. Was it wild and afraid? Yeah, was it Coyote Peterson? Yeah. Was it Wild and Afraid? Yeah, or whatever? Brave Wild and Asim. And some of that, like when he's like, I found a bullet ant right here, M'l.

He might have, I mean, Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, no doubt. Would you say? Yeah, either, he's doing it for kids, so either way. Oh, I don't give a fuck. It's a good reaction. Flying fuck.

I'm just saying, like, is he finding all, like, a poetic license taken, right? Yeah, I mean, he still gets stung by the goddamn thing. That's real. Yes. Yes. Looks like it fucking hurts, dude, man.

Oh, yeah. Do you guys like to survive, man? Sure. So it's just him filming himself. But I find entertaining. Let's see, I don't find entertainers I for pure sure you're gonna like that Cuz you know how high so he hikes sets up the cameras to film him going down Yeah, and then we don't see his denias go back grab the cameras and carry on so Take forever. Yeah, so I don't fear grills is just doing the goddamn thing. Yeah

Yeah, camera crew. Yeah, it's just tough, man. If you can do it that way, you know, I don't. When I was shooting meat eater, you always had a camera guy with you, always. But Survivor Man will talk about Bear Grills teaching survival. But Bear Grills does all the stuff

you shouldn't do like jumping over things because people, that's how you die. Like snap an ankle and they die. Well, Bear Grills, Bear Grills, an essay, essay guy. He was like the equivalent of Delta. Yeah, I know he could do it. He's a bad mother.

Oh, but Sviren saying you shouldn't show people. Yeah, that's how he survived. That's not how he survived. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'll be honest, they make sense. They are, do your kids wear crocs? They do, my son does, yeah.

It's all the craze right now, right? They all, yeah. Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker. It's all the craze right now, right? They all yeah heartbreaker. Yeah, heartbreak Comfortable as fuck that's the all these are comfortable. Yeah, the shoes are comfortable They're just easy some you have some easy these are so cool. My question to you is this Like there is something about wearing there's a discipline to dressing well, right? Yeah, there's a discipline to wearing good like like even shoes that are as comfortable, right? You go walk around pajamas your whole life, but there's a reason we wear clothes

that just take a little time, right? But both of these are a size 12, I wear a 13. Yeah, I wear 12 because fashion is paid. It changes your, there's a discipline. You don't think I wish these were a 13 or 14? But where 12 is the only size they have. There's a discipline to looking well, to looking good, to look like.

I don't know when it became acceptable, just like, fuck it. Like wearing sandals, like on a plane, like open. I'm eating, dude. Yes. You're saying, have you tonal that? Yes, well that might be, and I never do that. That might be, that might be a reflection of a larger sort of breakdown.

Oh, why, because we're all obese? Yeah. By all I mean, you know, in general. No, but I mean, but I mean, there is a casual. Discipline breakdown. There's a casualness that I think, so those are these invisible kind of like prices

you pay for things. Like you can be super casual, but my guess is, it leaks over into society, right? You're in your own life. Oh, 100% in your own life. Yeah. I'm saying then if someone goes, oh, well, that guy's successful.

And he wears pajamas and crocks to work. I'm going to do it and then it slowly becomes acceptable. And then next, you know, you're on a plane and guy has his big Tonyer food. Well, Al Magical, he's always say, when he was hiring people, he would go walk them out to their car. If their car was messy they didn't get the job. Interesting. And it's very true. And there are a lot of things

like that where you can look at somebody, let nobody wants to admit this, you can look at somebody a lot of times. And there are a lot of signals that you can see right there where you go. Precurses. You are the enemy of yourself. Yes. And you're going to be a problem. So, yeah, my kids are into it. The brunt, you know, I did a whole video on it. I was, with Tiger, you know, he's six, so you know, I'm sure your son's the same thing. They play, he's out, he's on black top playing basketball,

he's in the sand. So whatever she gets, it's absolutely distra- If it lasts a month, it's like, Daniels are good, you. Destroy them. Yeah, he's- Destroy all Daniels are good shoe destroys them. Yeah, he destroys all boy All boy destroys them I'm like replaying an actual hot lava. Why how do you do you be chewing on these and so

in new shoes and weeks prior about crocs? I'm like absolutely not not happening to not in this household You're not bringing crocs in there and he dropped it. I'm like that's cool. But all his buddies weren't. So then I took him them all on Saturday, and he was like, dad, drop him, we're Crocs, and saying they all wear Crocs, I'm like, fuck, say, dude. So I was like, get Crocs. I look at him, like, you think those look good, dude.

That's just that, you just like, yeah, I'm like, all right? It's how it hurts your eyes. Oh, dude. You're one of those guys, but it hurts your eyes. Disgusting. Yeah. And they're all tie-dye, and then you can put fucking stickers on them, and I'm like, God,. Oh, dude. You're one of those guys but it hurts you. Oh, disgusting. Yeah, they're all tie-dye and then they can put fucking Stickers on them and god damn it, dude. That's an interesting curse It's like my buddy who is a painter. He goes I gotta get out of LA

I go why it goes because I'm always fixing things everything is so ugly Nobody takes the time to make something beautiful. I was like I get it. Thank God there are people like you We wouldn't have I get that kids, you know for them, it's just say, oh, it's the cool things. They want what their friends have. Sure. I always told Tee, and it's true, yes, J, and I got a lot of heat for it when I was in elementary school. Whatever everyone was doing, I was, they exact opposite.

You love fashion. Exactly, but I love it. I took like Jared Leto risk in fourth grade, like first day of fourth grade, I wore a, with a Bolo tie and a silk shirt, shorts and cowboy boots. Everyone's like, oh, are you trying to get bullied? I was like, I sure am, but meet my big brother, Jay.

That's amazing. Yeah. Jay was like, please don't dress like them. Like, it's going down. Uh. That's so interesting. I know it's very weird. So I told Tiam, like, whatever,

if your friends are doing this, I'd go this way. I said, even if the crocs is a thing, where the color of theirs, he's like black, like then don't get black, get a different one. I love it, that's just something that's in you. Yeah. But there are people like that, and I think that when I was younger,

I used to make fun of that. Now what I realized is that is a huge part of what makes the culture interesting. For sure. Artistic expression, fashion. We love to make fun of fashion, this is an example. I love these book. Are you wearing anything different?

That's not the norm. People are like, oh nice hat. You know, it's your culture interesting. And so are the people that do it. So I watched those fashion shows I told you, right? And I used to make fun of those people. They're creative as fuck. Yeah, some interesting stuff.

The problem with those fashion shows is, they're not, the problem I have with those fashion shows shows nobody can wear that stuff. They don't make it a point no it's like a four it's an art show. It's like a formula one car right? Correct. Nobody can drive it. Yeah, but the technology that would be a good point and so the couture of couture is like it's very important and I never understood the value of that but art itself it's just art. It's an expression, it's an original self-expression, it happens to be in fabric. We just,

I was watching one, so we had work at this hat. I mean, we can, can we even drive a car? Right. Like, that's not practical. Right. She gonna hold it in the back of the river and then get out like, yeah, it takes a lot of time.

We are right. You gotta hold your body in a certain way. You know, but there's a discipline to it. Yeah. This is good. Got their goddamn crocs. In easy, they want to slip in and out, and like, goddamn it, dude.

Well, that's why like in back in the day in England, you came to dinner if you were in the upper crust in a suit and tie-brow, in shoes and... If you look back in the day, I don't have the top hats, three-piece suits, and think they have AC back there. They also built some shit. And they still dress like that in the summers. They built some shit, too.

A lot of the stuff that we enjoy now is built on the foundation of that system. They probably smell like fucking, where our fitness steam room. Think about it. They're just fucking, they're thinking the summers in a three-piece, wall three-piece suit. Well, in Europe, back in the day in the 1700s, 1800s, you would see people, they'd be holding a handkerchief with perfume to their nose because the streets smelled so badly. It's two-piece. Nobody brushed their teeth. Oh, yeah.

Nobody bathed, and also you had running sewage in the streets. It's good stuff. That's tough. Yeah, there's an infrastructure that we benefit from. You know the pipes underground that take all the shit that we make. Yeah. That's tough. And process take all the shit that we make. Yeah. And process it. Right Mark?

Yeah. Right Mark. I agree. I just did. I thought Mark was, you know. Would you do this weekend, Chin? One hiking in Orange County. By yourself?

Not me, my buddy. See any wildlife? Yeah, we did. What? Birds. Birds. Birds. Yeah. On the trails I go on, because during the pandemic,

I see so much wildlife, because there weren't a bunch of human-scaring things off. I saw the coolest wildlife now. Nothing. Very rare, I even see a snake. Why? Unless you go super early, because all the wildlife, because it's so packed now.

Oh yeah, I'm so sorry. Wildlife is like, we're good. Right. But when there was COVID, and they shut those things down, but your boy was still doing it, I got to take it. There was, I'm just like, we're good. But when there was COVID and they shut those things down, but your boy was still doing it, I got to take it. There was everything. Bobcats kept fucking rattle snakes up the guzzoo. It was so fun.

Now you've seen it. I remember that. You see like, I would film it for you every time. Put on my fucking story. Six, five at once. They got so bad people, like, do quit posting rattle snakes. That's how many snakes say I would post. Now you're lucky if I find one.

Because there's so much traffic. Yeah, so the snake's like, we're out. They feel that vibration. It's just all the traffic in it, deal with it. Yeah. I'm right, posting camhain's like, you should grab that thing and look, you're out of your mind. Hey, cam, no.

I'm not pretty. You wouldn't just by the tail. I mean, you've seen those things. The fact that camhain shot a grizzly bearer with a bow and arrow is the sickest thing. Have you ever seen how big that grizzly was that he killed with a bow and arrow? He shot it while it was lying there,

but he had to make a good shot. If you don't do that, he... We just piss in the bearer. And still coming at you. We know that guy. Remember that guy who got all that shit for killing that line and we flew over to Africa Yeah, murdered get murdered that dense got murdered last week. Yeah, what yeah, what yeah, three lines in a target parking lot I'm just kidding. No, he did get murdered though. No, you got the joke was the lines of the parking lot He actually there's no joking get murdered. Yeah, that actually happened. Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, yeah, what now that's terrible

Because he was not he thought it was a legal kill. Yeah. Dentist who killed Cecil the lion the son of the son of Joe Fihon are killed lines and Elfin shut dead in South Africa. mm-hmm After his truck you don't say slaughtered lines and elephants he shot him and paid for it and That money goes to preserve in the habitat you fucking idiot on Monday after his truck Well, let me go back to a national 50 hour it was gunned down a close range of my car pull up next to his truck What I could have just been a coincidence Or it could have been something like,

you could kill those lions and tigers. I feel like, whoa. They asked if he could have been, what, it didn't sound like he got robbed. So that's, I know. Now, what? He was sort of picked out, I mean, he can't be the only person killing lions

and it's in Bob Lee, right? But for some reason. What? On. He was that dentist from North to Kild. So this is a different person though. But he also died, right? No.

No, this is a different guy. Okay, that's no. The guy who killed Cecil. Yeah. He's not killed. He was not killed. Oh, this is okay. It's a different thing.

Just making sure. Okay. Hey, man. We sure Cecil didn't die? Yeah, no, you know, Cecil's the one who died and you said that guy got killed. Go back, Jin. No Cecil didn't die? Yeah, no, you know Cecil's the one who died and you said that guy got killed. Go back, Jin. No.

Did they both die? No, dude, they did. Walter Palmer. You fucking had me going there. Well, hold on. Well, I'm looking at one that says dentist who killed Cecil the lion slam for slaughtering. Oh, no, this is a different one. Yeah, this guy was in the news recently.

Oh, he's in the news for slaughtering rare sheep in Mongolia. Oh, he just has to kill shit for it pays for it and it goes all the way. But the sheep, right? Yeah, but the sheep, that money goes to preserving the habitat. Hey, is he killing those sheep for his animals? He's not the enemy. Yes. That way you're defending him.

We use sheep skin. Now listen, some of them, yes, it's for the conservation of some of them. Just want to kill animals, right? Well, that's for sure. Yeah. I know somebody who's like, I just like to kill things I was like 100% yeah I'm not interested in that I don't like playing the animal I love to say it's for comfort is for the better of the animal you're never getting me to kill an elephant you're never getting me to kill a fucking lion I don't want to do any of that if

if if I spend 300 grand to kill a lion on elephant and it goes back to the preservation of the elephant habitat I'll shoot it right now but that's an old elephant. Like a healthy elephant? Yeah, I don't know. But whatever they do, like when you get a tag, when you get a tag you get the bull that's killing the other one. It's not breeding anymore. It's older. There's all these stipulations. Yeah, I don't know if I believe that sometimes. It's older, there's all these stipulations. I don't know if I believe that sometimes, you know? It's fact. Well, I know, but yeah. So they just like, yeah, one's really mean

and he can't have babies. No, so one of the biggest things is when you have elephants in South Africa, they kill them all the time. And the way you manage the population is you have, and here's the other thing. Then they're heard. You can't just kill, like if you take an elephant herd and you kill like the female mature female

It's a disaster because they go crazy. They they are a family and there's a whole structure there So when you kill sometimes they kill the whole goddamn herd Oh my people don't realize this because you when you kill just one or you two or you relocate one or two They go crazy. You can't do that. You tell the whole family. There's a lot of shit that goes on when you want to manage elephants. If you also do we have to Manchum. Yes, you do. I can't nature manchum. Because we don't have the habitat and what happens is they strip everything and then they'll starve anyway. Or they do so much damage. That's nature, right? Nope. They go into the farmer's territory then then they get shot. Anyway, there's a thousand problems.

Managing elephants in Kruger National Park, or any of these national parks, Tanzania, but it's one of, is a major, major event. They try to sterilize them, try doing that shit sometime, enjoy that. See how much that costs? When you have to dart an elephant from a helicopter, land it, sterilize it. It's such a nightmare. So the truth is, it's an ugly business, but if you don sterilize it, it's such a nightmare. So the truth is- Salon nightmare.

Yeah. The truth is it's an ugly business, but if you don't do it, you know. I think it's shark week too, so we can make animals. Yeah, board, I'm board. I don't get how they do it. It's the same foot, there's no new footage.

There's no new shark. They all kill the exact same way. The marketing on shark week is impeccable. Yeah. How the fuck did it just out of the water every time? It's been the same since I was a kid. There's nothing new, no shark. You gotta create danger. No, the new thing they do, like,

oh, here's your kill and heal with a great white. You know, all right. There's nothing, there's nothing. Great whites are all, we've covered. We've covered our now mainstream. Yeah, we've swimming with great whites as mainstream. We covered it all to like if you if you posted a video if you swim with a great white on Instagram People like yeah, well, you know, you know, Tim Kennedy swimming in Moro Bay a lot of people wouldn't do that Yeah, because the great whites hunting that area for sure and that's probably not a good idea to be swimming at

Dawn or before dawn out in the middle of nowhere You you are in the middle of nowhere. You are in the only thing out there. I'm just curious on Discovery Channel's marketing when they meet before I'm sure they meet months prior. So, all right, what's the hook? Yeah. Yeah.

What about Tiger Shark? Did that, dude? Four years ago, right, right, right. What about the Bull Shark? Also did the bull. Yeah. Great white, overplayed, dude. What else we got? Think about that. Beast, dude. right right right uh... what about the bullshark also did the bull yeah uh... great white overplay dude what else we got think about that

beasted to be st they've covered every they we don't nothing new about it there's nothing new it's all the same every year to discuss the host of and and and just got it and uh... remember that it was the same thing that trying to drum up excitement about

great white got it. And remember that it was the same thing though trying to drum up excitement about great whites and okay. There's a guy who just posters Instagram. Um, I'm just in the stoochin drone footage of people like in the water and they don't know sharks. Yeah, they're all juvenile. Yeah, that's insulting the sharks. Well, but some of why we don't know, we don't know that no, there's sharks, but we've seen that before. That's it. Again, Mark some of why we don't know that. Eighth thing, Ray. We don't know that. No, they're sharks, but we've seen that before. Yeah.

Again, Mark, my point is there's nothing you can show me with a shark that we haven't seen yet. Well, I saw the video that was not blurred of that great white that killed that swimmer in Australia, and it's scary. You just see blood everywhere, man. That thing was fucking. So, there's a bunch of these kind of videos. I don't know if he tells, like, if you can communicate with that person but it's just pretty crazy like the

thing he does. 1500 likes. That's it. That's a big and that should get attacked dude. People are in good. I'm sure it's way bigger than his board by the way. Oh my god. Thing is massive. Also that shark don't give a fuck. No. No. He's like what? He's swimming. I mean it's cool. I would be lit if that was me Four great whites two surfers. Oh wow, yeah now those are juveniles to your point Still pretty big also that one is super clear these guys don't give a fuck now How do you know they're juveniles just because they're size mark size mark size mark There's a great white shark sling also. they're eating stingrays and those kinds of things. The big oceanic sharks will never get them in

unless there's a whale on the shore. And that scent brings them in. Those are dolphins. Yes, dolphins. But in Santa Barbara, there was a whale on shore and this 25 footer was just like swimming around because it was picking up the scent. Look at that.

That's a big shark though. Now, would you be scared in the water if a shark was that far away? Oh yeah. I think you're gonna say no. Oh yeah. Do I be shitting my pants? I am not moving my sharks.

But this guy. Because of the media. Right. Because in general you're fine too. Yeah. In general 99% of the time you're fine. It's dangerous. But media, how many times have you been watching a show?

They're just gonna show the shark our friendly swim and buy? No one would see that shit. Jaws started the fucking hysteria with great whites. And then Discovery Channel went, hold our bear, for every year our biggest week is gonna be just shark attacks. And so you're terrified.

You're terrified. You're terrified. I misunderstood. You're seeing when people take their great whites and Photoshop them smiling with cool teeth. They look so friendly. They look like the friendly animal on the fucking planet. They have your teeth.

You look like the great whites when they put the teeth in. That's Brian with his invisible eyes. That's fucking good. That's the second one in. There's Brian. There's your teeth. Look at that thing though. How cool do they look Larry is. There's your teeth. Look at that thing though. That's cool today, look at that.

Look at that one. Look at that. Oh yeah, yay. Don't they look kind of friendly? Uh-huh. You're gonna be scared at all. But look at that, look at that killing machine. I mean, yes and now the chances are you're good, man.

Yep. But I would be shitting my pants, Mark. If I was swimming in the water and so on, it's like, no, the chances are you're good, man. Yep. But I would be shitting my pants, Mark. If I was swimming in the water and so I was like, bro, there is a large fucking huge male, great white, about two feet from you. Well, the guy who got hit, if you look at that, there's a video of it. The guy who got hit in Australia, apparently,

I was like, don't say hip, don't say hip. Yeah, that was like a- Attacked 17 footer and apparently bring it off Australia someone like a swimmer. Yeah, we're seeing great white attack in Australia. Is that the lady? No, this was the guy who swam he's along this you don't watch World Star dude lady cruise ship Oh, I saw that hey, Jay that's Aaron that's when it's in Chile. That's in Chile. Yeah, that's in the middle of the ocean That's not a good time That was a massive shark, but this if they wanted Australia he was a swimmer and

Dude, swimmer. It's crazy. Yeah, he's a swimmer. He's a long distance swimmer. It happened very recently and Bad news bad news. I think I'm scared of a tiger shark too, man No, not that Mrs. Swimmer like a I this shark just went by and says, guys, terrified. No this thing shredded him and they think it was a territorial bite. They think he wasn't trying to eat him. It was just ripped him to show. They always say that. They always say that. You just give him a taste. That might be the guy. This is a February. Yeah that's it. I think. Wow look at that. Yeah, that's it. Wow, look at that. It's so rare though.

We go back to that. What does that say? We go up, up, up. A swimmer died in the first fatal shark attack at a Sydney beach in nearly six decades. That can't be true. I'll take those odds. But that can't be true.

Why didn't they bite and let you go, but then you lose your leg or you get all fucked up. Oh, fatal. I'm dying. Wow. Then the next article says, that you go, but then you lose your leg or you get all fucked up. Oh, I'm afraid of dying. Oh, wow. Then the next article says, Sharkbike surged in 2021. And then the other article said, more shark attacks have occurred since last year than any other time.

Yeah, this guy got fucked up though. He got shredded, they had to pick up pieces of his body. Like this shark just said, I'm gonna shred you, it could have been a female apparently, they don't know, but it was like a, oh no, I feel safe. Two Australian states say their sharks will no longer attack, they're only bite.

Oh, it's, oh cool. You get into a shark's brain, do you? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I love it when they go. No, there's video of it. I love it when they go, they're like the taste of humans. Really? Look at that. Oh no, oh no, there's video of it. I love it when they go. They're not gonna taste the humans. Really?

Look at that. Oh no! Oh no, it's a giant gray white. It's a tectum. It's terrible. Oh no. A.B. You think it's fake, buddy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to go to meetings because I got, I was doing, I got

fucking addicted to TikTok. Jimmy Burk? You were like, I just kept, yeah, this is what's designed for. It's weird. It's weird. It's like, hi Jack, you're brain. It's my daddy don't have on the phone. I don't believe it. Eat your life away. Yep. I don't know why you're having trouble with this. It was big news. I mean, China's typed in, are we sure it's Australia? Maybe just type in recent shark attack and take off Instagram from it, did you see on Instagram? Be?

That's what you see. Yeah, you'll see it. This one here? Six foot long shark. No, we just swim right in waist high. No, it's a giant shark. Shark attack. Swimmer 68 killed by shark in Egypt.

Not this one? No, swimmer attacked by shark near lovers' point in Pacific growth. Nope law in Australia. He's a fucking what month? I don't know like six months. Children footage shows great white shark moments after fail attack. I got it. That's two weeks ago Kind of came a huge great white shark attacks the swimmer at swimmer at Sydney Beach in Australia is that the one we're looking for We're looking about you can see it though. They were the guy was fishing. What did you see it? I'd be It was all over it was all over. Yeah the news and on I mean they know this was a block. It was news for a while. They like bladed out so you can see it yeah Probably this one

Yeah Probably this one. Yeah. I don't see the video. Huh? Do you have the video there? Oh, it's the photo. Yeah, that's it. That's it. You got a good photo. My birds.

All the birds are swimming out. Yeah, I was thinking, yeah, it's the photo. Damn, it's fucking, you got a good photo. It's all the birds, all the birds are swimming out. Yeah, I was thinking, yeah. It's so fucked up. The birds are swimming around. It's really nuts. I think we're taking it down. Not only did that shark kill that guy, but it's also killed this podcast. I get it.

It's coming to a screeching halt looking for this video. This is what happens. Just dead silence. It's just a little break. It's a little shark break. Oh, damn it. I thought I found it on YouTube. I just saw the actual footage without the blurring. And where did you see it, Brian? I'm like an ask again. I saw it on YouTube. This might be there. That's it. Oh, I think we watched this already. That's it. Oh, it's just splashing around,

right? Yeah. But that's it. You right? Yeah, but that's it see the fucking like you can just see the fucking Water thrashing it's crazy, dude Don't see all someone just got eaten by itself. Yeah, we'll watch this before Big great what look at that look at that shit Oh no, it knew Be great what look at that look at that look at that shit Who knew oh Self made You know what the thing is too late to jump in help. No, you cannot jump also. I wouldn't be swimming that water

Is he though Swimming water is either That looks terrible. Oh, he's is that him swimming? Yes, then that's the sharp got the camera is the worst of all time. It's probably a shock Yeah, but hold the camera still. Yeah, is he swimming or just it looked like he was trying to get away I guess just fishing with a mask on thing is still got him way beginning bro They just grab you and fucking start shaking that yeah It was terrible. Yeah You see his fins. That's a big shark me kind of you know juvenile you know I'm saying bro. No, I don't know that very mature Yeah, that ain't enough. They know they know youngster

That thing is gonna boy just dying in the water like that Not how I want to go. They couldn't, it couldn't. I mean, through you, dude, your arms are too big. That's true. Any time I'm like a car, it almost hits me like a walker house street. I'd like to see if try. Damn, dude.

That's like, dude, no, go ahead. Fuck up your car. I'll be dead. You know, tall George and big George, they signed up for this. What's it called, Chin? I think Wemps to Warriors. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Crane at Legacy MMA and they have just world-class trainers come in. They train Monday through Friday, our day and they learn Like the you know that just the basics of fighting at the end of it They can choose to do a smoker and not against someone going through the same program. Wow. That cool

Really cool. Now Bertel Crane's your fucking jiu jitsu coach Yeah, what did they wanted to do a smoker against somebody who they work with? Like some of you said he's like in like who you know, it's like a podcast Oh, Brian's to out. We can't have him get head trauma. Oh really? No, I'm not fighting. I'm just not gonna get a trauma. I'm gonna get a big George George is big big tall George I don't want to fight now. You can tall George a big George don't get twisted tall George athletic to yeah brother Sec around picking that up. Yeah, I'm not fighting a young man like that who were other

Lymphoma fake man but originally it was only supposed to be big George and then tall George goes that sounds like some I want a lot of love that he's doing Yeah, I hit up our boy Rich Chow put it all together. I'm like hey we got another guy What's he's like say less pretty cool the orientation yesterday I'm sorry on Saturday tall George said he spent the entire hour under a mount of a giant black guy. Well, he's like, how was he, like, some giant black guy was not taught me for.

Learning how to get him out. There are men that can impose their will on you. Learning how to get out of this. Big George apparently thought it was just gonna be an orientation. He was like, I thought we're gonna go over, he's gonna show us around the gym and stuff. They got right to work.

Good, yeah. No, that's what addicts do. Yeah, would you say you're just gonna look at the camera? We're gonna write today and we're just gonna look at our binders. I'm sending, Brad, look at the footballs. I'm sending Brad a lot of video on, on Piera learning how to wrestle, dude.

Oh yeah? You said we want to change your tone, bro. No, I, what I said, you said that video I went. I said a video of P pure doing like basic bluebell So he was shrimping out. He was getting his hips out like the basics basically tall George is doing. Yeah, yeah Like super basic and doesn't look proficient at it or like Video just like it's not it's recent. Yeah, okay, I'm just trying to study I told I told Brian he said me that he goes you want to change your belly? Oh, yeah, he's like just trying to study DJ right now. He's learning how to race. I told Brian, he said me that he wants to change your belly,

or yeah, I want to increase it. You want to do 10 grand? I'll just say this. Yeah, he's learning how to fucking wrestle, dude. Well, when I think about that, I go, let me see somebody's take down. Like how, you know, that's for me, at least, you know, coming from a very high, the wrestling background. Looking at how somebody actually, you know, that's at least you know coming from a very high the wrestling background

Looking at how somebody actually to you know, that's at least a thing I can measure Well, I would say he has to learn how to not get taken down or please get back on his feet That would be what I would work for sure also. I've ever seen is he attempt to take that yeah, I don't know what they and he is You know is he's got to go down a pound for pound one of the best top five? Is he there yet? No. He's not. Well, the best middleweight ever for sure. But pound for pound?

Yeah. Who do you got in that? Let me guess. Jones number one. Nine and close. Jones 100%. Jones number one. You take Jones out of it.

My name's mouse, right? My mouse top five, he's not my number one. No, I'm saying top five. Too light of a weight loss. I'm saying top five, pull on the guess that's how far I'm gonna guess could be Yeah, I lost only last one round most dominant champion we've ever had could be number one GSB Hey one every time For a long time we're not every time and Jose Alders got to be in there for what nine years?

Would you say yeah, I mean Vovsky, you'd argue, he's cladin' up there. He's cladin' up there. He's cladin' up there. He's cladin' up there. And at a higher level right now. I don't know if he has stuff for competition. I mean, when... The sports are new every year, the competition is tough.

Yeah, it is, it is. Yeah. So, you know, it's tough to... It's also pound for pound so subjective. It's just whatever. Yeah, it is. But there's no... I don't think there's any disagree when it comes to job Jones.

You could say OPDs, whatever like that. Right. Doesn't matter. In it is my number. It's not when everybody, we're a lot of people are doing PDs. The guys, he was beating a shit hop around more PDs. Correct.

He's fought me through a bell for, he fought fucking little machita. You know, I can keep listening guys. Do you want to edit that out? No. No fucking Leo do Machita. You know, I can keep listening guys. Do you want to edit that out? No, no, they all test it hot. Oh, okay. This is coming knowledge.

So I'm not airing anybody's laundry out. You to a bell for Leo Machita, all test the hot. Yeah. A lot of people test it out. Yeah, he's my number one. Maybe she could extra credit for beating guys who test hot, you know. That's what I think. It's more than the level of difficulty was so much harder back then,

because those guys went some real shit. If you're gonna take away people's credit for being on steroids, it's like, well, if you beat a fucking sauce-dubbed v-tor. Well, I'll tell you the truth. Prime Realtowns, handedly beat Daniel Cormier and took him down. You taking Daniel Cormier, he took down with a double leg, okay? Daniel Cormier, no, two-time Olympian. Nobody takes Daniel Quormay took down with a double leg, okay? Daniel Quormay, two-time Olympian, nobody takes Daniel Quormay down. Like that's incredible that John Jones didn't do that.

It's insane. He out-restilled him, took him down and pulled him on his back. Like what are you talking about? But then Gus Finn did it to John? Did Gus Finn take John down? I took him down and I called it because I was trained with Gusman and I didn't realize how good his wrestling was And I was like, oh I guarantee you Gusman gets John down just train both of them. So I guarantee you and sure enough He got him down really. Yeah, fuck Gusman's chain wrestling was filthy filthy. Yeah All right, what do you guys eat is Gus to send retired or something?

I think no, he's back at light heavy right now. Okay, fine. Uh, crylove, right? Yeah, in the case of anything to John Jones. Uh, is he when is he fighting? We don't know. John knows fighting steep A this year. Okay.

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He's a big boy. She wanted as far as possible to see if he fucking had that hike, Rudy style, going for that sack. Yeah. And he just missed, went riding butt cheek to win her. That's got to fucking be a problem. Snap that dude. Dude, Jesus Christ.

I think in the hospital, they thought we were a gay couple. Well. I think that I've been a dentist robbing once. He tells a story about like diving into the squirrels of a J. Cause he asked her to, or she asked him to. And you know, snaps.

If you see that, if you miss, and he has a big pipe, you know. Did you see that fucking, uh, this is this thing going around and wherever it was for reals and Instagram where it goes? Well, guys, I'm getting divorced. Uh, like this picture of his car is getting in. It's like I'm bugging getting divorced. My wife doesn't love me anymore and see just his wife go, what the fuck are you talking

about? And he goes, you won't get him. You don't love me. and see just here's a wife go what the fuck are you talking about? And he goes you won't get him you don't love me So I guess we're getting the more that's the end of that and she goes what are you saying? Because well, what did you just say to me and she goes I Said I'm not gonna let you put your dick in my butt and then put it in my mouth and he goes say thank I was like oh my god, I That Batman sketch Pete Holmden, and he's like, would say in order that'd be surprised. Ask that, Jamal. Ask that.

I just saw Pete Holm's at a barbecue. He's so great. He's so funny. He's funny. Pete's now lifting weights and he's like, dude, I like this feeling. I'm lifting. I go starting to meet.

You'll be even more manly. Yeah, because he's vegan, right? right yeah, he goes but I started lifting weights and I started getting more irritable My like testosterone because I love it. I go yeah, dude Be as big as you can be he's enormous by the way He's a big dude is a weird body. He has like that like lunch lady like hips. Well, yeah, he has like wide hips Yeah, he likes to eat is so funny though. Oh, he's a great- Pete is so fun. So good actor too. His show on- I love that. I think I'll feed you the-

What lady's something? Yeah, he's great. Where's Sean H.B.O.? Yeah. He's just great. I love the guy. He's just a great guy. Was it crashing?

Crashing. Yeah. Yeah, it's great fucking show. One of my favorite shows ever. How many followers is he a big- 269? Okay. He's just great.

He's funny. His wife's great. It's got this beautiful little girl. Hey Super talented. What else you got to? This here mark there we go. Whoa Wow crab was yeah, huh? Yeah, but New Hampshire distillery is taking on the problem of Green crabs that are invasive pest plaguing North America's marine ecosystem for more than 200 years. So they're solving that problem by making green crab flavored whiskey.

I wonder how they're distilling it with the crab because that's some health issues there. Because how they're killing the crabs and then I'm sure they're distilling the whiskey with the crabs inside of it People are going to hear crab whiskey and I'd venture to say three quarters of them are gonna go no absolutely not They distill it using a vacuum Glastine that allows for precise temperature control Weird if you can get them to taste it. They totally change their tune for the most part Maybe we should order a little bit.

That'll be down. Yeah. Can you order it or no? Scroll down to make it. My guess is, can. Yeah. Oh, it's time to drop you. So do they ferment the crabs and then just distill it?

And it's not a new hamster, so let me teach it. Oh wait. Yeah, it's a new hamster, so it's gonna be teet... Oh wait. That's a new hamster. I'd trap it. Whiskey. All right, so... So I guess they eat about 40 muscles a day per crab. Oh wow.

That's a problem. Yeah. 40 muscles, I don't believe that. One crab now. That what it says? Believe it. Yeah, you can go back. 40 muscles.

And then go to shopping. I don't see it on there. See a daddy rack whiskey, which look cool. Daddy rack. Apparently can't buy this right now. At least right right now. We'll find it later. Can't be too good.

And you wanna do this one again? Mark? Yes. So that was interesting. And I saw somebody messaged you about it on IG. So message me? Yeah. They were like, please bring attention to this.

And this court ruling may take 70,000 truckers off road spur jams. To shoot into act. Well, hold on. Yes, so I guess the rule is, you can't be a self-employed trucker anymore. Holy shit, that's what my grandpa and uncle did. Why? Yeah.

Owner-operaizing California have a week to seize businesses. This is the plan for the. Why? Fuel prices. I don't understand. Because they're supplying demands. It was a lot, well, it going to have an effect on that, but I guess the association asked the Supreme Court for review of a case challenging California's assembly bill five, a law that sets out three tests to determine whether a person employee entitled to job

benefits or an independent contractor who isn't the trucking industry relies on contractors and is fought to be exempt from state regulations for years because of federal laws with you exceptions the relationship between independent truckers and their carriers brokers and chippers have no government by the test. I've done already so bored. I'm so I'm not bored in my life. We said this can be the best podcast ever. That's a picture of that. Everything about that is boring to me too. Is the truck on fire? Like if it was on fire I mean picture

Fuck that really we can't read the article may take a decision to add fuel to ongoing I'm already like out. I'm already out. I'm already onto this then all the energy left my body Yes another Bison There's like parts of this video they'll you'll notice there's a really dick move that on one of the guys But I don't know if he's the grandfather or the father, but check this is different from the one we've very watched Yes, it's different. It's new This is a Yellowstone

Or your semi-gaming I think I know we saw this one because I see the kid right do we see the mom the Mom's like grab the guy the guy the guy runs away from the kid and this guy grabs. Oh, wow. He ditches the fucking kid. Well, you got to get the kid away from There's the dumb ass in the hat. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it's a grandfather in half You bring a child near that but they're that that Buffalo. There's I think the bison is talking because they're terrible hats But why would you bring people back close to I know that's the problem. Do you ever seen a bison person? Fucking huge dude of course and then the orange shirt just casually walking by he just realized it's behind him He bear spray them or spray them with something

You have that kid near you know how about the grandpa this goes fuck the kid. Yeah, so this guy saved the kid I really grandpa ditched the kid fucking so there guy saved me the kid. Yeah, I think I start all in the same family So I don't know what get the kid out of there. Can I got a gourd? He got gourd under his arm good though, but also It's felt but family of idiots dude. This is also God being like I get real some people But it continues to keep happening child near a fucking wild not just that you guys don't go near of course Everybody don't go near them. Of course. Everybody don't go near them. Of course, and they're so old.

No, it's everywhere. Yeah, it's Yellowstone. Yeah, I know. There are a lot of people that were putting their fucking toddlers on top of a fucking bison. Think about this. And guess what? They shouldn't have kids.

They got killed. They shouldn't have kids. Let's see. Oh, you know that rumor that's been going on forever. That Derek Jeter gives. Hell, he girls, you know, get sass based on all of the signed eight by 10. So there's gonna be, I think, a seven parts

something started on ESPN documentary. I'm in about him and his bitches. About him and his life. Oh, and then he just, oh, he, he's saying that that's not. So he's been, he also played basketball. He's been baseball. Yeah, he's one of the greats. ESPN got rid of the whole woke agenda, huh?

It's about time to make something good. Yeah. But they're like, no, no, this is a shunning, Derek Jeter for being a real animal in the sack. But I guess he goes on to say that never happened. It's just that story just kind of blew up and kept growing. Sounds like it's a good story. Sounds like it's true and he's defending himself.

Or that's it, yeah. Not the wrong way that giving people a good basket. And did you see this? So my buddy, my buddy said this called us a long time ago. He was like, you don't have the money, it doesn't make sense. No, he does have the money. He has the money.

He has the money. He has the money, B. He actually didn't. No, he has the money. The problem is, the problem is we're going to go ahead. Yeah, so that he's saying that Twitter's not revealing exactly how many people, how many people they're using the program are actually bots, it's not people, but how many are bots and spam?

They're saying it's only less than 5%, and he's like, I need to see it. Because they make money off of real users. So, if you're going to blow it up to where it like, you know, before that even came out, the people that I know who, you know, are make a lot of money and know this, they went, hmm, second half, I said, what do you mean he goes? So when you say he's got $41 billion or... We has more than that, whatever.

The deal is $44 billion. That's... That number has to be put into context, which is that stock. Now, if Elon Musk were to liquidate a stock and buy, first of all, you have to get somebody to buy all that stock. Second of all, once he did that, once he sold that stock, that much of the company, it would tank so much. You can't do that. You can't, you know, even if you sold a billion dollars

with a stock, it throws a lot of shit, because what happens is the market goes, wait a minute, why are you selling this? Do you not have faith in your company? It's already lost 40% of its value. I don't know if you know that, but it's lost 40% of its value already. And that's a recent number too.

That since when it was at a tie, it's lost 40%. So there are a lot of factors here. So when people say, well, he's the richest man in the world, yes, on paper, but these stocks, you're tied to that number and you're tied to your stock. You can't go selling your stock. You can't liquidate your stock without getting a major without collapsing the company sometimes.

If you sell enough of it. How much does he say he's worth, Jen? Because I know that 44 million is not that much for him. A lot of that is all, a lot of that is all, you know, also it's a bad buy. How would you make your money back? There's a whole bunch of things. Yeah, but that's where the company's worth It's what it's worth right now with stock. Yeah, so if you work 237 billion 44 billion eight shit

It is then change it doesn't have access to 44 billion. He does not have access. I don't know if I Doesn't have access to 10 know he doesn't let me tell you why Because you'd have to sell your stock. But then you have to sell your stock. You'd be, don't be have to sell your stock in just Tesla. He has so much other stuff. That's Tesla stock for the most part, but that's his wealth.

I know, dude. That company. He was rich, no, he was rich before Tesla. Not like that, though. So he got that. Not 240 billion, he was a billionaire before Tesla. You start Tesla off his money. You cannot, it doesn't mean there's a lot of cash in the bank.

It means you have a shit load of money in stock. That's all. She owns about 70% of Tesla. Yeah. 40%, 50% of the stock is company SpaceX. Yeah. And most of his money is SpaceX is a big boy. Yeah.

So much of this is, yeah. I bet he could come with a big boy. Yeah. So much of this is... Yeah, I bet he could come with a $44 billion. No. I feel like it could take a shot. I know, I know, I know. Not even close. I bet he could. But he's saying, yeah, they weren't upfront with everything.

And then also, but now Twitter, the people are saying, like, now that you can't back out. Yeah. But you are broke the negotiating deal. Yeah, he'll say, his out is, this company is not who you presented. Yeah, but you are broke the negotiating deal. Yeah, he'll say his out is this company is not who you presented. Yeah, which is fair. Yes, it is. But this is what he posted as well. This meme, which is hilarious, I think. And they wouldn't disclose bottom. Now they want to force me to buy Twitter and court. Now they have to disclose. I don't get how you don't like him. He's a guy's guy. I don't get how you don't fuck with Elon Musk.

He's the best. He's the best and he's also incredibly innovative and you need him. I love when they like talk about that. I'm like, how about that asshole's like, fuck Elon Musk, hey, you stupid fucking bitch. Some congressperson in California, I don't know when you don't dump him.

He pays more in taxes than you will ever know. You can't even say the number you fuck. Yeah, you also drove his business where you fucking way fucking more do you know much he pays in taxes no much you benefit as he post it like I forget I'm seven billion some like some billion of them what else you got to get this right here I saw this post by Tim Kennedy yeah and I'll just show you his post which I think is great that's a picture of Brittany Griner mm, and this is what he said. Time of your processing, or even requesting

that the national anthem not be played at your games, then going back to the same government and pleading that the interview and your behalf to get you out of a Russian prison after you illegally brought drugs into their country, does not get more ironic than this. Even with her despicable behavior, I do believe that every American is worth fighting for

even those that hate their own country. He's hilarious. He's the best. Tim Captain America, Kennedy. Love him. So she pleaded guilty. She pleaded guilty. But they're saying that's just an employee to get her.

It's going to make it easier for negotiation. Yeah. Because Russia is just holding on to her because they want to exchange for her. And then there's something about that. I would say this just shows you how much America cares about the WMBA. That was Steph Curry, he'd be in there for two hours. WMBA, that's really tough to negotiate. What is gonna happen to you think with her, do we know?

She'll get out in a few months, we'll send them, you know. Well she's got to plead guilty. She already did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be bringing drugs into the yeah, but she was right did it for years No, she did forever because she was with the oligarch because the oligarchs on the team They're like you're fine. They're not gonna trick you if they do come call me and then she got conscious like call whatever

Vadim and like oh Vadim is on the run on a yacht right now. So he's not a anthring So we don't know who the fuck you're talking about a problem a promise you were a uh... i think uh... owns Chelsea or man united a problem which is the rational guard who's met he's so fucked i think they seized all the assets can you look up a problem is he's just both that giant yet yet yet they found you know is be it for bute's uh...

restaurant in st. paris he would always come in and, you know, and I think there are no. Roman Abramovs, yeah. Not anymore. Hired lawyers. Ooh, let's see, sanctioned Russian billionaire hired lawyers costing up to $500 an hour, days after our US warrant sees his private jets. They're coming after him all the way holy shit And that's the thing cuz these oligarchs are looking up like hey dude be cool man. They're fucking with all our stuff

No, that's what they're doing. Yes. That's well. That's America knows that's like oh all your boys check this out that giant yacht You don't want to see Putin's yet. Oh Putin's yacht's not so's Yeah, he's got ties for sure to Putin. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you make it rough on your boys though? Well, you know, my buddy said that he knows people that fucking did business with Abramovich.

And Abramovich would just violate the contract and then you, the people that would fucking try to sue him would just violate the contract and then you, the people that would fucking try to sue him would just disappear. Because they had Russian people close to Putin that would just be like, no, you're, we're making money off this. The problem is making money off this and they would just be fine. Yeah, they play ball or fucking die or disappear. And especially if they're a Russian businessman in London or whatever, they would just die.

They would just disappear. So nobody wanted to business with them. My buddy It was gonna do business and was like his friends said you can't do that guy fuck that You'll finally never come to say anybody don't think Elon has a billion dollars It's too. I know two people that yeah No, he has a lot of money. They love Elon Musk. They love him. That's how I like it. They love it sounds like a lot of money Sounds like some shade 41 billion They love them. That's how I get they love sounds like a lot of money sounds like some shade 41 billion dollars, blah, that's But when you were two 240 billion. It's that number is very that number can change overnight

I want to just play this video for you and just let me know what you think is going on with this woman She's a news anchor. Here. It's so amazing. Oh, she's hammered. Uh, Peter. I'll just cry out She got five through this. That's hammered on here. Why did I say that? Of course, clearly, like you're we're taking a live look over downtown Albany. And of course, just like me,

Peter, I'll just crack gold as working a double shift. And so, he's in. And we've been, we've been tracking this. And, you know, we've been talking. We've been talking. Like, what has been like across the country? And the different reasons that why it's so hot in other areas and we're having really nice weather here.

So let's get over to the Craig Hall. I think it's prescriptions. It does feel like it's prescriptions too, but she was saying it's because she's working double shifts and she was exhausted. I bet she took some shit. She might have taken something that fucked with her. Hey, I told you. I'm Friday. Poor lady. Dude, I'm Friday. I've notified took some shit. She might have taken something that fucked with her. Hey, I told it.

On Friday, I was not the fucking poor lady. Dude, on Friday, I've notified the state show not be renewing my contract as far as July 31st, Saturday, I was scheduled to work early morning six AM shift. And the evening shift, I was sleep deprived and exhausted. And so moving on tonight is we have to tell you also, you know, like the other news happened in the area.

I feel bad for her. Give her a break, man. Yeah, I feel bad for her too. Yeah, it'd be a little perfect for her. Her face looks super crooked, though. I have to, it's just dumb. So there's pictures of her. I love how she's just rambling.

She might have been so exhausted and at the same time. You don't talk about stuff. I think exhausted and she's on medication, or was like, maybe in between, she's like, I'm gonna have a few try. That's right I didn't eat and she's like, all right guys. He's that excitement hot out there. Yeah, she's fucking hot You want this one? Yeah

Okay, so an anti-abortion activist. Oh did it. Did it help did it help the cause? Yep, so this guy's pro life Or well, yeah, he's actually the reason that rovers Way to the return. Yeah, because he climbed the building. Oh boy. I saw some videos of people on the inside of the hotel You're like, oh there he comes and he's coming up here and I mean god. It's not it's cool. It's scaling the near-time's building Yeah, oh shit. Oh, it's boss. Oh, it's bullshit. It's bullshit. Oh, it's bullshit. Oh, it's bullshit. Oh, it's bullshit.

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That's for him, he's just like, God, I need to climb for him. I'm gonna use it, what's happening? Yeah. That's a, I need to climb for it. What's happening? That's a very high building. Oh, it's insane. Yeah. Holy. This video sucks ass.

I can't see any else. I see nobody. I wake up. Where's he? Right there. All right. Looks like you're hanging off a balcony. Holy crap.

Don't climb a mountain, bro. Don't climb a mountain bro Don't climb a mountain and they haven't do a dog Holy trying to make it all exciting here about the mountain climber will put his hand He was climbing and he put his hand up and he was on a rattlesnake and he got bit and he just went It's on video Really And he just went it's on video Really March 40 minutes, so we're like this fuck is this What else you got gin wants a more just get you and on a good one for me. There's a good one. Please have a good one. I beg you to

You want the Olympic one? What is it? We can look at a former Olympian who's attacked in LA by a homeless dude through a pipe-inter. We can talk about how. That's fun. That's fun. Amber heard, says 10 million on fair, but in reality, Johnny Depp should have got like 40 million

for being a real. And apparently, he has a new movie coming out. Not a flex. I don't know if he's in the movie. Yeah. I don't like this it's gonna get all fucked up. Yeah. Oh, is it, is this in Pasadena? Downtown L.A. I think, right?

Yeah. Which is where homeless people do attack people. Let me see it. Oh, you're watching the ad, you know, I buy shark with a person who survived, you can't watch. All right, of course. Oh my gosh. Video because-

She's attractive too. A lot of messages coming in and I don't want to have to repeat myself and I Appreciate all the love and I'm sure it's just gonna get out and around so I might as well Pedro Minos did the same video Yesterday I was in downtown LA and I had a lunch. She's pretty as I was leaving to see a picture of her later to side and I was saying goodbye and I had a lunch. She's pretty. You can see a picture of her later too. And I was saying goodbye to a friend. And this homeless man ran up.

He had something in his hand on his other side of the car in the street. And he just looked at me with some pretty painful eyes. And as I turned to go tell my friend, I think something's wrong with him. and I think he's gonna hit car Before I knew it a big metal bolt like pipe Hit me and hit me didn't affect that flawless skin god damn got a filter that skin is

Floor so fucked up Jesus. She's pretty. There she is right there. Oh, oh my. Yes. But also it's so hard. Good for her. Good for her. Good for her. I mean, that almost got probably due, you know,

cause she's attracted to the amount. Yeah, she's crazy people. There's no video for her getting hit, huh? Go downtown, be aware. Oh, yeah, have your head on a swivel down there. Have your head on a swivel. Here's a fun one. Oh, yeah, I had there. I wait, yeah,ivel down there. Head on a swivel. Here's a fun one. Oh yeah, I had there.

I'll get you out of the room. She was a US Women's National Team Play for years. 6 foot 3. You know what I say, Arizona. Also modeled in her time off. Yeah, appeared in 2,000 Lime Sports Illustrated Swim Swim Model. That fucking home was scattered.

All the people did. Don't hit the pretty ones, you know? I have some decency. That's the last one. This is in. Please tell me this is people getting bombarded by tsunami, by sea lions. And this is by, it's San Diego, loja.

Yeah, there are little, I know exactly what that is too. I know exactly. Holy shit. Where they just came out of nowhere started fucking chasing people. They're like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. This is our area, dummy.

And they don't stop. They keep going. Do you want to hear the craziest things that's happened in San Diego? Like in San Dude, it's gonna blow your mind. Insane. I'm there next week. They say Friday Saturday. What? That's factory San Diego. Heart of San Diego. Last week. Yeah.

What? Next week. Yeah. The beaches in San Francisco, it's probably best to just go to the comedy. You know what? Yeah, you get off the beaches, go to the Lafak in the heart of San Diego, July 21st of the 23rd. But this week on Fort Wayne, Indiana, that's easy to get to be.

So please come out Fort Wayne. I'll never be back. I just want to be dead honest. It's a summer play and you know the summer's tough. So I said, if you want Fort Wayne, let's do it. It's gonna be fun. Fort Wayne, let's come on out. July 14th through 16th, then Shobbon Friends is next Wednesday.

I think guys don't wanna run some great games. Dude, they've never stood me wrong. They did great. So my favorite in the business. Then Shobbon Friends, it's at the improv next Wednesday, July 20th, late show APM, so it's gonna be a little cooler for us, I'm sick of performing during the daylight. San Diego's next week as well, July 21st to 23rd.

Then Baltimore, Chicago is August 26th. It's at the Dent Theater. It's one night only Friday night in the heart of Chicago, downtown Chicago, not Schomburg, like I've been doing. It's in the heart of Chicago, Dent Theater, the 26th, one show only. So that bad bitch will sell out,

but we're there because the 27th is the tough mudder outside of Chicago, the thick mudder. Use the promo code Team Brendan tough mutter outside of Chicago, the thick mutter. You use the promo code Team Brendan, because it's Team Brendan, the thick boys, versus the buttery bros in Chicago, tough mutter, sign up for the 10 AM race, all right, get you some. That's Appleton Houston Boston, but Fort Wayne, you're up this week.

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