The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 814: Jake Paul Is Giving Conor McGregor A Taste Of His Own Medicine

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

The boys discuss the best pizza they've ever had, Brendan pretending to not be hungry in front of hot girls, Mark's shocking eating habits, Brendan's depression after finishing The Bates Motel series, whether Hasim Rahman Jr. got the best of Jake Paul in their recent press conference, how Jake Paul has taken Conor McGregor's style of fight promotion and trolling to a whole different level, the ethics of the infamous dolly incident, Dana White giving a member of the Nelk Boys 250k for his birthday, Lebron James walking back his statements about Brittney Griner and whether or not Brian Urlacher is right to accuse ex NFL players of faking CTE for money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid we're out Guys this how we do it first of all I want to thank Wednesday morning I want to thank everybody out there for telling me how great I look all the time and That's nice. You know what I mean? And all I'm wearing is, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and all I'm wearing is fucking black T shirts and jeans.

I gotta, I gotta shake it up a little bit. You were very colorful this morning. You showed up in a pair of, your sunglasses, you got jewels around your neck. Mm-hmm, I just, I got a tank top, show it off that fucking, oh, the T-New T, the ripe delts. And a July. You got some ripe delts kid ripe delts

You know what I call you when you're in a tank top right? Hungry eyes Hungry eyes I think it was an actress really yeah pretty famous actress pretty famous actress and I pretend not to eat Well, they were they were on, yup, but good. It was like. They're hungry. It was like you got two kids and a giant candy cane.

Walks in, a giant candy cane with feet comes in. And big fat. Big fat dick. You know. Keep going. No, I like where you're going. I don't mean to stop the train. Don't edit my fucking story because I didn't say that.

But a candy cane with big fat dick. No, no, I know you want a big fucking. No, a tan, a respect cane. A respectable dick. It depends what we're talking about. Respectable dick. Right. It's good.

Fine. It's good. Yeah, sorry. It's one, you know, brown candy cane. I don't need you to fucking. Big juicy dick. Edit and store. I know. So I just wish you'd to fucking make juicy day. Editing store. I know.

So I just wish you'd say Kenny Kane juicy day. He comes in and goes before the girls were there, he comes in and goes, I'm gonna get two pieces of this pie. Because he looked me and goes, I just, he just goes down and goes, that pie looks nice. That's pizza in the world. That pie looks nice. Oh, you're talking about the straight pie. I'm talking about straight pie.

I thought we were going to New York slang. They had themselves, we call pizza pie in New York. Yeah, yeah. They had an apple pie. Oh. About three inches thick. At least daddy. With that crust.

Oh. Oh fuck outta here with that crust. That's a tricky crust. So daddy got a piece of the apple pie and three slices of the pepperoni. You did and you go, you looked at me and the apple pie, they got it all sitting up there. You know how when you're a little horny

and then you're an Instagram and some girl is not a stool with her butt? You know, they'll do that. It'll be like just like, oh, let's see how I can tap into the male lizard brain. And some girls got this impossible butt and side boob. And she's just got her ass hanging off a stool. And she's like, what, this little old thing and every guy's like, just got to ask hanging off a stool and she's like what this little

thing and every guy is like you got to pause a little bit and the captain's a Bible quote if you're girls next to you you go I'm not gonna pause because I'm on a plane and people behind me can say I'm gonna keep scrolling or they quote like Albert Einstein I'm like how dare you how dare you drag Steve Jobs and yeah the best is I can't believe the world's on fire like this people are hungry it's like or to be that and it's like save you cranes Like all right, that's right. Oh, but they had that pie Mm-hmm basically set up the way your butt is on a stool if you got if you got asked for days And then he goes I'll get a pie goes maybe I should get two pieces not get one piece

I'll set one piece and three two plate three pieces you got excited you go pizza So you got three slices you You can't wait the fuck. There's Jolena takeaway, by the way. Best pizza, best pizza. I mean, I love New York, every pizza. I said it. Jolena takeaway? I've said it.

You're from New York? Jolena takeaway is me tough to beat. I've eaten pizza everywhere in the world. Everywhere, me too. Naples. Naples Italy. Rome. Naples Florida.

Naples Florida. Yeah All of it Rome Georgia. I've eaten everywhere. Yeah New York I've had some New York pizza I lived there for eight years Prince pizza right up there very good piece right there right there top 1 a 1 b Julian takeaway. Jalena G J Jelena takeaway. Jelena, G-J-E. Jelena, number. H-E-L-I-A. Jelena is spelled, no, G-J-E. G-J-E-L-I-N-A.

Best pizza on the planet. The takeaway. The pizza in the restaurant, it's small pan pizza. It's for kids. That's good. The lamb pizza, the pork cheek, the one chocolate. The margarita. The fucking burmata margarita. Stop it., the pork cheek, the one chocolate. The margarita, the fucking burma.

The margarita, stop it. This is a crust daddy. Girls come in. Gorgeous. Famous. I say, bro, those girls are literally whispering about you and looking at you because you kind of knew one of the girls.

She said, how do you? Yeah. And then you go, I go, what are you doing? And he puts the pizza away and wipes his mouth and just stands there. And you go, I go, what are you doing? And he puts the pizza away and wipes his mouth and just stands there. And you go, why aren't you eating? Oh wait till they leave. I don't want to look like a fatty.

Really? Yeah. Fat kid came out. You ever seen Marquis? I have zero self-consciousness. It's just Gus. Maybe I should. I mean, probably.

I don't think you're aware of it. It's literally like the cookie monster. But with like lasagna. No, look, people tell me my whole life. Ha! Almost everyone who ever sees me eat because it's a few different things. I mean, sloppiness would be one vector but also the speed at which I eat seems to frighten people. They're like, I'm a calories you take a day.

The upper limit is very high. I usually don't, you know, so it's like, I only, when we're on the road and we go somewhere, it's like, yeah, you know, I may eat 10,000 calories in a day, but surely like 3,000. Yeah, 10,000. Yeah, I don't you know so it's like I only when we're on the road and we go somewhere it's like yeah but you know but my my eight 10,000 dollars in a day but you're only like three thousand yeah don't care but but when you eat no one cares but when you eat slow down when you eat do you it's like you eat like you're in the military like we're rushing you yeah to go off the floor yeah people will be like like like the chow like theow yard, like they don't have a lot of time. Yeah, like your navy seal and it's like, you have like 20, like,

you have like some sort of, like whatever you can do. Did you grow up with brothers? I did and we all did. I, the family grew up, like, not poor, but like I just, there was,

it's a mic, it wasn't, yeah, like I go over to other people's house and I was like, oh, you guys have a pantry, like that's crazy. Like you just have unlimited food. Cause like that's the gallon of milk. And I'm getting to other people's house and I'm like, oh, you guys have a pantry? Like, that's crazy. Like, you just have unlimited food. Because, like, that's the gallon of milk. And I'm getting to it before you do. So, I don't know.

But, like, no, that's that's- I don't feel any self-conscious about it. I probably should, because in a media of the reveals, it's like, oh, this person didn't grow up with money. Or whatever it says. But there's nothing wrong with that. No, I don't think that's- Very common.

That's very common when you have a big family and food is not abundant. Yeah. You get, you're not common when you have a big family and food is not abundant. Yeah. You get, you're not getting seconds unless you hurry up. Yeah, so. You're not seeing so many like Mark Mark Mark. I would say speed especially, because people would be like,

maybe people could eat more in a contest or something like that, but as far as pure speed, I'm never seeing anything like it. Yeah, never mind like that. Like, didn't the Kogik truck burrito, like it's Korean bar burritos? Yeah.

My friend, I even got six of those in five minutes without a drink. Like, all right, I should say, the bet was that I could eat six. And I got like, I got the six one in my mouth. But I feel like you're not enjoying the food. That's what bothers me. Right. You're not tasting it.

I do, because my taste buds function, but people I always say that to you, like, you're not tasting the food. I am, and that's what makes me want more of it. I know I could, for example, when I go to a nice restaurant, like a French restaurant or something, I do all back, oh man, every bite is really good,

and I do know what that feels like to do that. But sometimes I feel like you, like putting away the food, I'm like, oh shit, I need to pretend like I eat slow. You know what I'm saying? When you go on a date, is your girl like, hey man. Yes, it's almost like farting in front of a girl, it's like, oh now you know that I like, oh shit, I need to pretend like I eat slow. You know what I'm saying? When you go on a date, is your girl like, hey man. Yes, it's almost like farting in front of a girl. It's like, oh now you know that I like,

do these gross things. I have enough subconsciousness to be like, if I'm trying to impress somebody, I won't eat like a maniac, but it's the default. Mark eats like Jabba the Hut on the road, man. Jabba the Hut. Okay, what favorite meal? What's your favorite meal?

If you're gonna die, last meal. I don't, there's too much I love the nice filet am I still on corn for some when I die? No, you can eat it fuck off You can eat it real but I want to get in the casket. I'm gonna be all loaded. No dude. Come on. No sodium dude You got it. You can have anything you want. You're gonna a fresh pizza from print. I'll drain your blood. So don't worry about it I don't know dude. There's so much food. I fucking love I don't I don't know, dude. There's so much food I fucking love. I, I, I, you don't know. There's like all the food that we've ever had. Is it pizza?

Is it steak? What is it? It might be the T-bone from Scopa. Okay. The T-bone from Scopa with the, the steak tartar. Okay, so a lot of me. Red meat, yeah, that's why you, you know, that is back in the car about two weeks.

I got it, dude. I don't, I don't know, we blow in the casket though. Hey, fucking dude. Yeah, that's why you don't bet that is back in current for two weeks. I got it, dude I know I know I'm gonna be blowing the casket though. Hey fucking dude Hey, we put my deor shades on when in the casket. I don't have bags in my eye man. I'm getting annoyed now What are you gonna eat? What dessert are you gonna have dessert? Yeah, bro? You get to start taking a Pazuki from BJ's pizza house a Pazuki is that you know what I'll take a Pizzouki from BJ's Pizza House. A Pizzouki is, you know what, I'll take, I'm glad you asked, this is the fact that it come down to me. And I'm on a diet, so this is triggering,

but I'll take two warm chocolate chip cookies from Mrs. Fields, and then I want, and then I used to do this when I was kidn, weekly, then I want probably three inches of vanilla icing in between. It's called a double doozer. What if I push a couple of voodoo donuts towards you? Would you trade that in?

I just had voodoo. No, no, no, Mrs. Fields, double doozer in all day. Really? You know, all day. You give me a cheat meal, that's my thing. Too sweet for me. Daddy can't eat him with his teeth anymore, but whatever. Yeah.

Kind of helps me. You go get your invisible line yet to move your teeth around? You know what? I called them. And? Send it up. Okay? Send it up. Okay. Send it.

I'm getting, I'm getting mangled out. Because I'm on the road two weeks in a row and then when I get back that is a little bit of break, I'm doing it then. I said it up. I need you to do it before that. No, I said it up. I can't do it before that. I didn't have it too busy.

I want you to move your teeth around. Yeah, I know. Okay. Yeah, because yours looks good. Dude, I'm back on the trays, okay? Because I didn't wear them 22 hours a day. 22 hours, come on dude. It's a problem.

And don't wear them 20 hours a day because it's not gonna work. And then you'll be, I asked me 22, can't you just smutzen? Can't you just double down to 24 hours? Yeah. But you can't be with them, all right? Yeah, drink your meals.

Put it in a blender, drink your steak to get your teeth straight. Don't have that discipline. Nobody does, dude. No. You a blender, drink your, drink your steak to get your teeth straight. Don't have that discipline. Nobody does, dude. No. You take care of your body, you take care of your fashion, you work out, you, well, what about your brain? What about your state of mind, your mental health?

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You know what I did last night? You were finished a show and you're so fucking bummed out. Do you not have nothing? What was the show? Bates Motel. And my mother-in-law's been telling me to watch it for everyone. She knows TV. So our buddy taught to me to watch it.

And so I'm like, all right, all right, finally we got into it. And it starts off slow and then you're in. It's five seasons. We finished. And so I'm like, all right, all right, fine, we got to do it. And it starts starts off slow. And then you're in it's five seasons. We finished last night. And I was like, fuck, it's like depressed. Yeah. Same with stranger things. And then they take so long come out like, then I get done with, then I get on the rabbit hole. I look at, you know, then breaking down, you know, all the characters and like the shoot, the behind the scenes and all that. And they, the director came on and said, you know, we kind of got to move quicker on this one because they are supposed to be this age. So for instance a couple of the characters in the episode, they're playing their 17-18, but he goes really currently right now, they're like

30-32. So we can only do that for so long. So we can't wait too long to film season five. So I'm like, oh, dope, this is coming a normal kind of fast time. I'll have to wait too long. This dude said we won't start shooting end of 2023. That ain't getting it to 2024. By then I forget the plot. It's like Avatar 2. It's like Avatar 2 or Toy Story 4. 10, 15, 20 years later. Fuck. I've moved the fuck on. Oh, me too. I'm out.

It's so much competition. Too much competition. Oh, dude, but the baits hotel's good, man. Yeah. That kid's so good at plays on Norman baits. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with alone. I can't even figure out why. Still.

I'd rather be, here's a truth, true statement. I think I'd rather be watching alone over anything else in the world sometimes. Wow. And I think it's just because I like seeing how you survive and then I go to bed and I fantasize about how I would do it. But it's the same time every time.

It's like the first 48. It taps in the prepper and me or some weird shit. And people suffer. It's so interesting. And they sign up for it. Oh, I think they win a hundred grand this me You you better be setting traps nets

lines and Have a bone arrow you better be doing everything. Yeah, but the people that go on that show be are like real outdoors Extremons and they still start and they've done it but like they would 500 grand no camera crews no give a Because the long ultimate test I don't want to see don't show me that They've come I have seven seven seasons to go. Oh, wow. They still starve. They still starve. Well, yeah 500 grand no camera crews no give me alone ultimate test I don't want to see don't show me that they I have seven seven seasons to go. Oh wow. They still starve. They still starve. Well, yeah, but they're also what's interesting is This is their normal. They do this on their own time. Yeah, they're like, well, you give me 500,000? Yeah, do it I just want to do it still out there. How the seven bedroom condom and I fucking weed

It was lit at a electricity and shit. Yeah. You guys watch TV like what the fuck? Yeah. Well they'll drop one dude, just panicked. One dude in the first season. They drop him. He's a cop from Arizona. Not prepared. And also learn about the wildlife. Just learn about it. You guys black bears, wolves, cougars, and more black bear, more wolves, more cougars than anywhere else in North America. It's an island, it's I think it's Vancouver Island, and all they do is live there and hunt all day.

Like, they're like a thousand cougars. You can hear the wolves, howling. And that's where they planted it. Two black bears, the first night, two black bear, just sniffing around, you know? And he's like, I'm going home. He was out. He goes, I'm going home, he was out. Yeah, he goes, I'm going home.

He calls up the next day he was home. If you like that, I'm surprised you don't like 60 days in. I probably will. I'm curious. Do you know what it is? No. It's literally normal people that like maybe their family member or something happen or a correctional facility

officer, they've never been inside prison. So for 60 days, they have to go into jail, like jail jail, like a nasty jail, and they're undercover. And so they, the, before they go in, like the, you know, the sheriff and the person who runs, you know, the warden tell them like, you got to get your story straight, because when you're the new guy in there, they're going to ask you why you're in here, and it better be fucking airtight, because they're going to sniff it it out and if they find out that you're a plant It's trouble like we got to get you out of there Yeah, and then they all have a site like they go if you go up because they know where the camera's at that the the

Crew's watching if you go up there and you start rubbing your neck. We know to get you out. There's a problem So it's there's one guy in there and clearly has some issues, but he was married. I think he got a kid. He did 60 days Thriving he's never been to prison. I think his dad was in prison So he want to feel it was dad went through so he's in their sixties thrives. Everyone loves them He's fucking has friends and they go six days up. He goes I think I'm in his little kid and a wife and he goes I think I'm gonna stay another 60 days because little kid and a wife and he goes, I think I'm gonna stay another 60 days. So another 60, thriving.

Cause you know what, stay another 60. You know, 180, dude, just fucking move it. Free, free, right? I just love hanging with the guys. Yup, and you got a kid, bro. Yeah, man, what are we doing? Yeah, the first time he's ever slept, good. Yeah, you got a kid, man.

Well, he gets out after whatever 180, 180 days. Give me a suicide. Oh, he did? Dude, if you missed it, that bad days. Give me a suicide. Oh, he did? Dude, if you missed it that bad, just come out of crime and get back in there. Wait, because he hated being in the real world. I don't know. Clearly he had some...

He had problems. Oh, yeah. Well, even the producer, like, you know, the trial's overdue. You succeeded, you did it. He's like, I'm just gonna stay on the long run. Give me a suicide. Give me a suicide.

Yeah, that's a guy who didn't. He was, he would... But you would like to see if they think because there are guys that, like they're in gangs and stuff before. Oh, here you go, he was charged with a rape. Oh. Rape in a salt. Oh, okay.

Dies by a suede said after being charged with rape in a salt. Yep, that's him right there. Okay. And was it before he went in? He was charged? No, no, no. No, days before. He left. You can't book him on a fucking reality shelf. You're raping No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no If you like survival and stuff, you would like this because there are guys that when they grew up in a gang,

and again, their fathers or friends all went through the prison jail system. So they have one guy who was like a leader of a gang. He was like a shot collar. He got out of the gang, but he goes in prison. He still has all the prison tattoos and he gets back in the lifestyle. They have to take him inside and like, dude, bro.

This isn't real, because he starts running shit. Some guy stools from, he beats him up, then he has guys working for him. He took the prison over. He took like the Mexican cartel over and started running shit and they're like, we ain't got you outta here, man. Jesus.

He's like, no, I'm good, dude. And like got way too into it. Yikes. One guy, because he played called to football, he was like, super air games. Like this be easy three days in, get his ass with. Like he's like, I want out. Yeah.

Yeah. One girl goes in, she has a husband, next to you, you know, she has a girlfriend. It's fun. But the show became so popular that now the jig is up. Like they go in and people go, oh, 60 days in, plant, like they'll call it out. So they gotta mix it up.

I don't know what they're doing now, they gotta mix it up. You've been seeing all the drama going on with Jake Paul and Connor? No. And Jake Paul had his press conference with Ramen, Juniors, was Haseem Ramen, who beat Lance Lewis, right? World champion.

So his son is fighting Jake Paul now. Oh. So Jake Paul, oh, you don't know this narrative. So Jake Paul was supposed to fight Tommy Fury, right? World champion. So his son is fighting Jake Paul now. Oh. So Jake Paul, oh, you don't know this narrative. So Jake Paul was supposed to fight Tommy Fury, right? Yes. And it got canceled and pushed twice. Why? So Tommy Fury goes, oh, my family can't come with me.

I can't get a visa, blah, blah. His dad, who's, you know, chatty, Kathy, comes down and goes, he was in shape, wasn't ready. We told him he could do it if he wants, but he's not in shape. So Jake's like, what the fuck man? So then Jake goes, I still have the venue book mass square garden, which I think is August 6th. So I need a new opponent.

So he decides to take on Haseem Ramon Jr., who has ready? 100? Yes, he's very good. Hold on, dude. He has 100 amateur fights, over 100 amateur fights. And he's 12 and one as a pro. Oh shit.

And they've sparred together before, and apparently, Ron and Junior goes, you know I was told not to go harrowing. I used one hand, and he was, I know that was years ago, and in the press conference, you expect Jake to light him up. I would say Ron and Junior kind of won this thing, because he was like, hey, I just got a question for you. Have you learned how to box?

You know what I'm saying? Well, it's not a smart fight for Jake. No, it's not, but I respect. Jake's brother and manager was like, do not take this fight, he's like, I gotta fight. Well, Jake really wants to be a boxer, but I mean, you got to respect the kid for, because that guy's gonna hurt him if it's,

if he's not careful, careful. That's a real box for how many fights? I mean, over 100 amateurs. Jesus, well for one of the pro. He lost his last fight. Is he a pretty big guy too? If I fight the heavyweight, but this fight that cruise away. Well, that's, that's, how about the balls on Jail?

Jail's got huge balls. He's got huge balls. But also, I don't like anybody criticizing him. Have you ever heard of Hassan Jr. before? Never. It doesn't matter. He's a monster. It does matter though, because your fighting guy, Tommy Fury,

a much bigger name, coming off the reality show in England, his brother is the most famous boxer on the planet. So there's a reason to buy the paper. Sure. Now, short notice, find an unknown guy to be honest. Tawaii tougher fight. Oh my god. You know what, Hassan, Jr. would do the fucking Tommy.

Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Can you bring up some stuff? Can I watch Hassan, Jr. like sparring, I'm moving around? Yeah, but we can't play it on. Let's get a side.

Let's get a side. We can't, yeah, we being in flat, we don't need to. Do it on your own. Yeah, I can box. Yeah. What about the press conference? You have any interesting that? There was a little four minute like highlight. We're allowed to. It's on YouTube, so I'm kind of box. Yeah, yeah. What about the press conference? You have any interesting that there's a little form in it like highlight.

We're allowed to. It's on YouTube, so I'm kind of warm. Okay, yeah. But dude, I mean, that's not, I would not let Jake do that for his own good. Jake has a lot of belief in himself. He's a bad-ass, he's way too brave for his own good. I respect all of them.

I think if he, but I want to protect, but if he beats this guy, then do you get, do you give him credit? Is he a boxer now? I get a tattoo of Jake Paul on my ass if he beats this guy oh uh... and you get you give them credit i think i get a tattoo of jake paul on my ass if he beats him and i i i become the biggest jake paul fan i go to every one of his fights i pay all the money just to get in anywhere close to the front so i can say i love you jake because the knock on him is like oh he only beats up uh mma guys know about real box and knock on him anyway he about us. But he had a good point.

He goes, look at Canelo, look at Floyd Mayweather, look at Tyson Fury, look at Deonte Water, look who their fight and their six fight and look who I'm fighting. Dude. It's not him. Compare those guys are no just. Those first five fights are tough opponents. Then any of those guys I mentioned, five fights. Correct.

But you know, it's just he comes from that YouTube world and he'll be looked at it as a youtuber for you know It's you know stuff to beat that but he is getting he gets better. He trains in earnest. He trains with good guys I mean boxing's really hard. I think one of the reasons because I think it's gonna light Ramen junior up like destroying but he you know He didn't exactly I think he's distracted because if you've seen what's going on with him and Connor, because you know, he's trying to get a fight with Connor, and Connor just tweeted out something. Can you bring up Connor's tweet, Chin? Connor tweeted out something like, like, you don't take him serious.

He's like, it's not happening. You know, you're a toy, dude. What do you time out? The problem is, is Connor's not from that kind of cloth that these young kids are, like Jake Paul, Logan Paul. Remember, Jake Paul started off as a YouTuber. So when you give them an inch on anything, like you look at Jake Paul and Dana White, Dana White did a video directed towards Jake Paul. Jake Paul goes, oh,

you want to make videos? Well, I have my master's degree in making sizzle videos. Check this out. I have a crew around me at all times. They can edit and put this thing up and fucking five minutes. It's gonna destroy any content you can put out. So Connor puts out, do you have it here? I'm just gonna show up here right now. On his Instagram. Go to your email.

Oh yeah, I hear what's going on here. Now we'll be able to watch Jake Paul's video. But let's watch what started with Connor. Because again, they're playing a different get so Jake will win. I don't care who you are. Maybe another YouTuber can hang with them. When it comes to Connor, Dana, whoever it is, nobody's going to beat Jake at what Jake does as far as marketing and creating a narrative on YouTube and social media. He's the best there is. The best. That's all the that's how he got his fame and his money.

So when you step into that pool, you better be ready to go. When he says you're a nobody, yeah. You're a nobody. Yeah. So Jake Paul said, so he says that Jake Paul, because Jake Paul was saying, hey, there's gonna be a fight to mean Connor. And now you can just play Jake.

So basically all he says is you're nobody, it's not happening. And then this is Jake Paul's rebuttal. Conor McGregor just tweeted at me because of this interview. He has to get active again you know who knows when that's gonna happen. These are his tweets and here's my response. Conor Conor Conor. You're more active on Twitter than you are in the Octagons. I'm taking tremble on and start taking fights You're more actively cheating on your way than you are in the octagon your priorities are mixed up Put down the bottle and get back a fighting you haven't won a fight in five fucking years and the last time It was against cowboys around who hasn't won a fight against anyone since fighting you

I'm a nobody you say in this tweet. Oh, yeah, you're right I'm just a fucking kid from Ohio really am a nobody But this is where you fought your sixth fight. There's literally two people in the crowd and this is where I'm gonna be fighting my sixth Fight Madison Square Garden the mecca of Voxie August 6th. I know you'll be watching kiddo Here's another fun fact in your 18th fight. You made a hundred and fifty thousand dollars in my fifth fight I made 15 million you want to talk about pay-per-view buys Nate Robinson 1.8 million man Ascring 500,000 have a woodley one 500,000 tie-run woodley two Don't even want to see that fight and we got 200,000 pay-per-view buys in the last five years

You've had zero pay-per-view buys because you don't fucking fight you have a lot to say about me But I'm sharing millions of dollars with underpaid fighters while you're sharing hookers with Dana White. What's up? What's up? Last year? And I won knockout of the year? You were just getting knocked out! Fixed your calcium deficiency, not breaking your bones, and let's get in the fucking ring and make $200 million. I don't know matter how you slice it. We're just out on the same level. I'm my own boss. Yeah, you made $100 million when he fought Floyd, but Dana took half of it.

So no matter what you do or what you make, cut that shit in half. We went net worth for net worth. I would shit on you Connor. Put the bottle down. Get off of Twitter. Get back in the ring and shut the fuck up. I'm gonna put you back on a leash Fuck you Connor Conor McGregor just see what I'm dressed. Yeah, but these kids have they have no there's like I

Everything's off. I hate all that. I hate it too Like the reason I hate it all is because Connor has nothing approved to anybody that motherfucker Did it and brought and did everything and fought all comers? Well, that's why he's calling them out though I know. But Jake is doing together skin so that it creates the hype. But as far as like Connor sent a tweet and then I'm telling you, you give these young kids

a fucking inch, these content creators, where he comes from, like Dana did that shitty like dad of FaceTime video talking shit to Jake. Jake's at a party in Costa Rica. Drinking, just wanna fight, he's hanging out, and so on and goes, hey, see what Dan does. He watch the goes, get the crew together. Rips a fucking hot video about Dan being on cocaine

and all this crazy shit and fight or pay. They edit it, they put in graphics. It's up five minutes later. So you just stop, and there's also, if you're dealing with a machine, somebody's gonna get it. It's all they do, yeah. It's like getting in the ring with a black belt when you've never done any fucking, you know, like

I just I don't even like being that mean Like personally, I hope that's my thing with them. There the there's like the rules of the game these young kids There is no trying to fuck with somebody's home. There's savages marriage. Yeah, like to go after somebody's wife and all this stuff But literally it's like gloves are off with this kid So you know if you're gonna go at him for me. I just go Oh, dude, that's like you know, there's no There's I just don't like it. I don't like doing that to any but what's interesting about this you everyone knows I love Jake Paul also a huge conner friend what's interesting about this is

It's interesting that Jake's Kind of angle on this is to talk about pay-per-view buys when Conner's bona fide The number one pay-per-view draw of all time in the UFC and combat sports is involved in the biggest pay-per-view of all time with him versus Floyd So it's like if he goes, you know at 200,000 buys on this I'd you know whatever 100,000 and Conner's going dude I'll get 200,000 buys if I play chess. Yeah. Like, it's a weird, like analytically, like financially, in every numerical comparison,

you wanna make between Jake and Connor. I know he says I have more money, he doesn't have more money in Connor, he doesn't. So every, as far as fighting goes, money goes, you're not gonna be Connor, dude. He's the one guy he can't fight money on. He won't beat Conor in a fight. I don't know, I'm not even talking about that.

I'm not even talking about that. I don't want to break that down. What I do think is gonna happen though is, you know, it's just, Dana and you know, Stain is piped down, like, you're not gonna beat him at the video so soon as we get. Does Jake want a box Conor or MMA? Box.

Don't say MMA him though, either though, you know? Do you sound like you're 90? I will. Does he wanna MMA him? Well, that's what they're saying. Are they gonna MMA each other? I've got, that's my new turn. I come up with my own fucking terminology.

Don't get up. You know what I'm talking? No, I'm not. I come up. Do you think this hip and you think you're gonna be a boxing theorist? You're gonna MMA him. That street talk.

MMA him though? Yeah, that street talk. That's my new thing now. Are you gonna MMA or are you gonna box him? But B, tell me this. So if you wanna critique, you know, you don't like that. Did you like when Connor threw the dolly at, uh, I did.

Because he got, he got glass and Michael's cheese his eyes. I don't like that shit. Yeah, but say there's, say no one got hurt. Nobody actually got hurt. Yeah, here's what I liked about that. There's a difference. Oh, you like that. Here's what I like about it. Connor, a difference. Oh, you like that. Here's what I like about it.

Connor, I mean, Kabeeb slapped Artem. Artem calls Connor. Connor goes, this is gonna be great hype for a fight. He gets all his boys, they get on a G7. They go to fucking Vegas. And they, yeah, and they pretend to fight. Like he, he does a whole theatrical thing, throws the thing. See, this is what I think you're off.

I don't think he meant to break the window. That's why I think you're up. You meant to create a spectacle. I think this is where you're off. Because Connor, I think the difference between him and Jake is why it's not that I'm okay with, I don't like those crazy antics, they does outside the octagon.

But to me, this is more personal. You're talking about a world class fighter and it could be world class fighter in Connor. And it was personal. Connor was talking about a world class fighter and a Kubee world class fighter in Conner. And it was personal. Conner was at like, hey, get the camera crew together, edit this thing together, and blast it out. He wasn't at all. I think that was a smart publicity stunt though.

On the UFC ran with it. Yeah, but notice, no one from Connerstein blasted that out. I don't think Conner went. Because it went bad. I don't, I think, I think. Oh, didn't go bad. I think. I think. I think. I think. Oh, didn't go bad. I think.

I think. I built a fuck out of that. Yes, but I think that with the glass in the eye, somebody couldn't fight as a result. It became a thing where I was like, oh, fuck, I think it got a hand, but if you hadn't broken the glass, I think part of that was all a calculator thing to raise. He was always trying to raise, you know, the crazy. I don't think you need it. See, I think that's where Jake.

And he's not a good, but that's where Jake and Connor is different. I think Connor, it was personal. And he was not a good, but that's where Jake and Connor is different. I think Connor, it was personal, and he was like, oh, let's do this to get clicks, he's too famous. So here's, I think Connor, it was personal, and he went there, literally to fuck him up. That was his, Connor is a fighters fighter. It was literally to go there and cause havoc. Here's, he didn't do it to self take it to,

that's the difference. Here's my thing also about, like so, you also play a different game? So Jake is going after Connor and he's to make an impersonal Don't forget Connor makes shit really personal He told us in prayer that his wife was slipping into his DMs He kept saying stuff about his wife. He was really bad about um, Kabeeb Muslims. Yeah, and all his father's family.

So, like Conor's getting a taste of his own medicine. And if you're gonna call Jake, because Kabeem's not gonna do that. No. Joe Zalos is not gonna do that. Oh, but Justin's not gonna do that. Jake, Jake is giving Conor a taste of his own medicine. And personally, I don't like any of that.

Like, I don't, I love trash talk. I just don't like when I- I don't like when he gets personal. Personal and insulting. Like, really bad like stuff. Personally, I love trash talk. I just don't like when I- I don't like when you get personal. Personal and insulting. Like really bad like stuff. Personally, I think it's, I just don't like that shit. I think it's classless. But you know, and we're old heads.

But the younger generation is all about. I like it. The younger generation, like the, and I think it's a problem. Like there's no, there's the fight club rules don't exist anymore. Like the inside baseball rules where there's rules to the fight game and to baseball that are unspoken. You don't go after people's family, wives, girlfriends,

yeah. Even if a guy has side pieces, you don't talk about that. And that's right. That's how it should be. It's called decency. It's called, it has to be some rules. They're exactly. And so these kids lost the rules because they're getting clicked. Yeah, the younger generation is wrong about that. I agree 100%. Yeah, they're wrong about it. And that's where maybe older people come in and go, this is wrong. I know it's shiny and you're going to swallow it, but there's a hook about that. I agree 100%. Yeah, they're wrong about it. And that's where maybe older people come in and go, this is wrong. I know it's shiny and you're going to swallow it, but there's a hook on that. And, and, and, but show time's not doing that show time.

Like even show time commented on his thing. It was like, oh, you know, like did they, everybody jumped in. They know they're getting clicks. They know it's, they're going to equal paper use or, you know, it's going to add to their investment. Okay, but just so we know that when you do things for money and only money, there's a word for that.

It's called being a whore. So people have the, like, so people always like have this thing about hookers and she's a prostitute. You're a prostitute, too, bro. If you've done a job just for money and I have, you're a whore. I've been a whore. And you can feel it. You're selling a soul.

I've been a whore. When you're doing a gig for money, like, fuck, dude, what am I doing? That's why I never worth it. Never feel it. You're selling your soul. I've been a whore. When you're doing a gig for money, I can fuck dude. What am I doing? That's why I never worth it. Never. Never. You marry somebody for money. You marry your friends for money. Oh, you're paying for it.

Your friends for your influence? You're paying for it. Yeah. It's all lies. You're a whore. But to go back to the main point, I do think that's why Jake was a little off in that press conference,

because his focus was on Conner. He did that hot promo on Conner. He is there and I didn't think he thought in his scene, Junior was gonna go off in that press conference because his focus was on Connor. He did that hot promo on Connor. He is there and I didn't think he thought that Haseem Jr. was gonna go hard in the paint and was ready to go. So he's like, oh, fuck. He's just, in my wrong way, I felt like he was a little off. There was a few points that Haseem brought up

that Jake didn't really seem to have a response for. Like what? So, I didn't see the whole thing. The main points I would say that he kept hammering were your team told you to go that that I couldn't do South Pa. I could only box with one. He kept saying I could only hit fight you with one arm. I could only fight you with one hand, right? They wouldn't let me go South Pa and you were running from me in the ring. When I backed up in the corner, you were running from me. And there was just a few moments where Jake kind of was like,

okay, we'll see, yeah, I'll put out the footage and then Hussein was like, put out the footage, put it out. Like, he didn't seem scared of putting out the footage. Now, normally Jake has a response for every single thing. So he's usually in my mind, it's fine, but it's fine because now I'm thinking, I'm like, that makes me want to see the fight more. You know what I mean?

I'm like, oh, like, so it's almost like a reverse psychology of the building the fight where it's like, if you don't respond everything and don't correct him or whatever, it's almost like you're building up, like, oh, maybe he does something, have something on him. I think a scene, I don't think Jake is scared. I don't think he's scared. No, you want to take the fight if you scared,

but you do wonder what happened. See, but I think this actually does, if they keep marketing like this, I think it does good on paper view better than his last fight. Yeah. Because the haters are Jake Paul again, tuning the same loops. Because this is by far his toughest matchup. Oh my god.

So it's a guy in the Floyd Mayweather fact. Like Floyd was like, listen, I don't care if you hate or like love me. As long as you buy the paper view, that's all you have fucked about. Yeah. I don't want to be in the middle. Right. Same with comics. Any comics you're in the middle,

they never sell tickets. You agree, hate and love. You don't want to be the guy in the middle trying not to. Hate or love, baby. That's how you're talking about it. You're beyond an eyeable. I wonder if too, because- So that's why I think this can do well,

because I think people are like, oh fuck, this guy beat up Jake before. I think Jake should acknowledge you. Yeah, dude, it was three years ago, I was in a training like, I'm now, yeah, you what my ass. We'll see what happens on the six. Yeah. And that's the narrative.

And also, yeah, you what my ass, but I guarantee you're not gonna do it. It must be exhausting. You seem to constantly have to be fighting. It must be exhausting to always be in conflict. Yeah, for me, I seem tired. That was the main thing. He seemed like he was like,

kind of like, you could interpret it that way. Like you're just kind of like, yeah, I actually tired. That was the main thing. He seemed like he was like, kind of like, you couldn't interpret it that way. You're just kind of like, yeah, I'm tired from trading. I don't see how people do it. You don't see people that just always live in that toxic, and they want conflict all the time. Yeah. Before in conflict,

I'm only conflict with somebody else, another person I would have, I'm like, oh, this is the world. If Jake said that shit about me and I was gonna fight him, my feelings would get hurt so bad. I'd be like, I don't know how to talk trash. I'm not good at roasting. I don't, I don't, I always feel bad.

It's vicious. No matter what, even if I see an opening to roast somebody always makes me feel like I'm hurting their feelings, I fucking have to. It depends what the game is. It's a personality type thing though, because I used to think, I don't think Jake is a sociopath, but like he was initially framed that way in the media

to me like what I'm like think Jake is a sociopath, but he was initially framed that way in the media to me. I'm like, oh, because he does, you could, he just, he has a different value set. And that's fine because. He's a product of his money. Yeah, but I think his inherent personality, there's a level of ruthlessness, especially when it comes to verbal conflict

that he's willing to go to. And I admire that because I think, if you're gonna step into that arena, you're like with other people talking trashed to you, like you just wanna win in any cost. So like I admire it in a way because it is trolling and talking shit is an art form, and he's really good at it,

but like he transgresses the boundaries of different generations. I think what I admire about the Paul kids, the Paul brothers, they work there at, they are disciplined. They come from that Ohio farm. He backs it all the way, discipline all the way. He backs it up.

He backs it up. They work hard. Good, but Logan as far as business wise, savage. Yeah, take to them. Yeah, so it's like, Jake is too. Logan is ruthless in a different way. I'm sure, but Jake expresses that in trash talk,

which not everyone wants to kind of reveal their own psychology through, you know, because it's like, ooh, once you say certain things, you're like, I know where your mind goes. Those guys seem very close to his brothers, yeah? They're very close. They have each other's back. Yeah, big time.

And I think that for Jake, probably Jake, for probably a while when he was growing up, might have been in the shadow a little bit. A lot of the things, problems, math. Yes, it is, but tough. So for Jake, it's like, he's got some shit to prove. He's got, that's a chip that you don't lose. But like Logan's not gonna fight this guy or Tommy Fury

to try to be a legit fighter. Like Logan's gonna do the Mike Tyson thing or the KSI thing. Like he's just doing it for the fame and the money's doing WWE. Jake is legit, his desire is to get validation from the fight committee. I listen, if he knocks, who seem junior out in five seconds, I still don't think they give it up to him.

It's fucking tough, dude. You know, they're just not to, like, when he was calling out Michael Bizbeng, he came to my show at the improv, I went, but you're going the wrong way. You're calling it a legend, dude. And he has one eye and he's retired. He's got one leg and one eye.

Well, I told him, well, really one eye. And I said, he has one eye and I said, he's retired, dude. You're not gonna get the respect of our fan base doing that. I said, you wanna get attention and get validation. And you know, stay in the MMA world called Aniston Silva. Currently fighting, just be who the Shavez Jr. legit junior legit dude he's one of the goats and he's active don't call out the guy with one eye who's in broadcast yeah you're we're not gonna get you're not gonna get

respect because you're picking up you're being a bully with Anderson you're in get bullied you know I'm saying like he beat who the shova's junior right now if I do right now right now yeah now did you to right now. Right now. Yeah. Now, did you see Jit Gohan Andrew Schultz and talk about, I thought this was an interesting conversation, whether or not he'd fight his brother.

He said something unexpected. He goes, the parents don't want him to do it. There's a history of brothers not facing each other. Like, let's go brothers, he gave some other example. They'll promise their mom they'd never fight. Yeah, but he goes, he ends, he says, he sets that all up, goes, mom says we should never do it. Dad. Like, yeah, mom and dad and this history of, he goes, but we make history.

So, he said, I'm like, oh, you're right. You could do this the first time. Yeah, oh, he was the brand shop food truck, looking called three years ago, where he was getting ready to fight Floyd and we're talking about that and whatever, all that nonsense. And I go, the money fight is you versus your brother. And he goes, well now you're asking the right questions. I go, you fight your brother, he goes, yeah, for the right thing. He goes, and I think that'd be the ultimate goal. We're both on our own past to get to each other.

And he goes, then it'd be our own promotion, Jake versus Logan, he's like, that's how this ends. In the final thing, yeah, he goes, I'm okay doing that. He goes, I'm, I can accept if I, well, there was just one little dynamic he goes, I'm okay with getting knocked out by Logan Paul, but I'm the little brother. He would have a much harder time living the rest of his life

if, and he goes, and this is the more likely scenario, just kind of based on our records. He has a point of fight, you know, so he's doing like, that's not like Jay, he's like, well, I just, let's be real. I think Jake, I think Jake beats Logan. Correct. Like, it was an interesting little guy, you know,

because he's gonna have a hard time. Because that loses to me. Jake has that fighter's mean streak, which to me when I saw him fight, and to be, I'll be completely honest, oh, he's been a fan of him. I'm way closer with his brother Logan, I love Logan, with Jake, I was always kind of,

you know, on and off, and then I was in Miami doing shows and Uriah Hall was in the hotel. And it was right when Jake was about to fight Ben Astrid. And Uriah and I were talking about, and I go, dude, but you see him out, Ben, he's been in the world champions thing, he got knocked out, and Uriah goes, stop, dude. He goes, I'm not a huge Jake Paul fan.

Have you seen him spar? And I'm seeing he goes, look at this, he had some footage whenever eye goes, stop dude. He goes, I'm not a huge Jake Paul fan. Have you seen him spar? I had no, I'm seeing he goes, look, look, this he had some footage whenever he goes, look at his movement. He showed to me, I was like, oh, that's Jake is. Yes. He can move. Oh, he's an athlete. He's an athlete. When you say both brothers are athletes. 100% yeah. Yeah, but when you're at it, he's like, I'm telling you, listen, I want, I want fucking Ben Asker and went to because, you know, he's alumni with us and I go, yeah, that's why I ride for Ben he goes It ain't happening man. I'm telling you see this kid. I'm telling you his time He goes he goes what's alarming is this timing for only fighting this long his timing is bone

Not can do that. It's fine. It's hard and he's showing that to him like oh shit He's also sparring real dudes. Oh, yeah. Yeah He's a big strong kid man. I think it's interesting though and boxing has never been bigger, you know that Fast growth they've had I would a lot of that you've got to give up to Jake Paul who else would you give it to I agree? Who else role spents? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's a cross for me. He's the only one on two in four Jay Paul might be making everybody richer in the fight game. Oh yeah, he's changing the fight game. So, there's reason why Nate and Connor and all these guys are up for it.

Yeah, there's reason for all that. But I just find it interesting too, that Jake, if you're gonna talk about pay-per-view buys and money, the one guy you can't put in a corner and pick on for money and pay-per-view buys, is you can't flex your money in economic credit. My reason he said 1.8 million at the start and I go I was looking down up on like oh wait that was Tyson Roy Jones Jr. headlining that though.

Yes. You can't really say you did the one. Part of it but. Conor's the biggest pay for you draw. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's weird right? It's. Wow. He's talking about his whiskey and Floyd like any fit in. They didn't take 50%. But, then also, whiskey is like, I think they sell for a billion dollars and more.

Yeah, he, it was reporting made 400 million. No, Conor's team pretty well. Made more than that. So, like, you don't wanna play that game with, when it comes to money, it's just, you're talking about a different animal. So, like, you don't wanna compare pay-view numbers and financial numbers with Conor's not the guy to talking about a different animal. So like, you don't wanna compare pay-view numbers and financial numbers with,

you just, Conn is not the guy to do it with. You know, it's just, it's just a weird game. But then when it comes to the personal shit and doing these, you know, ripping these videos, it's Dana and no, Dana piped down. Cause when Jake was like, cool. Jake was like, bro, I have all the money. I'll fight for free as long as you give fighters,

health insurance and pay them correctly. I'll fight whoever you want. And Dan was like,, I have all the money. I'll fight for free as long as you give fighters health insurance and pay them correctly I'll fight whoever you want and damn it. I'm good You know Yeah, I think this there's a lot I like about Jake ball a lot you should almost all Because whether or not you I'm uneasy with his talk. I'm uneasy when he's mean like that I think it's because we're only makes me uneasy. Jay hates it. I just don't like it. I'm uneasy when he's mean like that. I think it's because we're older. It makes me uneasy. Jay hates a thing. I just don't like it.

Jay goes on like the trolling. You get that. But I like him. I think he's a special dude. And I think his brother's great too. I think these are young men that are growing up and becoming men. And Jake Pah was like, I want to do something that everybody says is impossible. It's fucking really scary and really hard to get good at boxing.

Let me tell you, when you have to go spar every day and you're gonna get your fucking head kicked in, every single day you have butterflies, every day your day's... Especially the other doesn't need to do it. It's the same with like pig trans aunt. Her only fan, she said bubble. She has all the movie offers in the world.

She said, she's fighting fucking, was it August? I'm doing a fight can make August 20th or 19th I respect it. She's she has no reason to do it But they just love the fight Jake could film self-playing checkers and make money. Yep. They don't need to do this He could keep making YouTube. I think people dislike people like that because those they they set an example of what courage is and how they just that I love that expression, then nobody's proud of you, they're just surprised you keep making shit happen, right?

And now what I said to you, Bubba? That's a good quote. It's true. It is. And she just keeps moving forward. Okay, yeah, I know, she might lose, I know this, you can say whatever you want. She keeps doing it.

Yeah, you have to respect that someone's gonna will and to risk the embarrassment when they don't need to. If it's a young fighter, it doesn't have anything came from the gutters and that's the way they do to make this. There's no other, I get it. When someone has all the money and choices and doesn't need to do it,

you know, it's, no, I'm still gonna dedicate, however many weeks to this training camp and do this. Hustle, I respect hustle. I respect, like when you see somebody who stays strong and you can see their ribs, like I respect the fuck out of that It's ballsy to do that. It's ballsy to do it. J. I know you're not paying attention to that I'll say I have to in my world, but Dana White's getting shit right now because he gave the milk boys who there

I don't know if people know this but the milk boys are in cahoots with the UFC right milk boys are huge youtubers The UFC went how can we stay young and get the young demo? No, boys, here's how much money they gave them. You know, come to the UFC events, create UFC content, be best buddies with Dana, go on the shows, all that shit. That'll still do the same with bar stool, right? So whoever's doing this, spark play,

how can we keep Dana relevant, right? He's the most famous guy in the UFC, keep him relevant, link him up with these young YouTubers. Get that young fan base over to the UFC. So they're doing the right moves a little weird, but you can see it from Malaway. So the Nuck boys who we have same business mentor make for to the numbers the money to make just off-merch and you fucking want to start my feelings. I heard everybody's feeling. Yeah. For I think birthday or whatever he gives them $250,000 cash. Now, I don't have a problem with it.

Dan and Craig, the UFC, turned into a $2 billion company, makes all the money in the world, ready? He gave the NELK boys to him. Who have all the money already? So he gave them $250,000, I guess. Every Friday you know, got on there and was like, bro, I mean, $50,000 for fight of the night. You're giving the NELK boys?

I can't an heir who has, who's broke? You're giving, you're giving the no- who's already financially set $250,000 as a gift, cash. So basically, 500 grand cash after taxes, $250. So the fighters all upset about it. And you know, remember, Dan used to post him gambling and he'd put a little whatever $100 on a hand, $100,000 on blackjack after the fights,

break dude, you're betting $100,000 a hand, you're giving $50,000 in the five of the night. These guys lost brain cells, and you're playing with $100,000. If I'm day and I go, yeah, start you on the week. Yeah. I took all the risk, I came up with all the ideas, turned into a $2 billion company, sleepless nights,

had all the brains behind it, go fight for somebody else? Yep. You know, but it's like 100% that he should pay guys more. And no, so I stopped talking about fighter pay because I don't know their overhead. I don't know the ins and outs of it. But I've always said operating systems. I've always said, I don't know how to run that.

I don't know what to buy. I don't know exactly, so you know, so I don't talk about clearly it can be paid more. They can pay whatever 17% clearly and be paid more. So the backlash for Dana when he gets another mega millionaire $250,000 is triggering to the fighters like Al Joe, Peter Yon, TJ Dillish, like these guys like, dude.

That's fair. I'd be pissed too. I don't know. It kind of yes and no. If I'm down, like, you guys are upset about what? Starting on the EG. You think this was all funny games for me to turn two billion dollar company You know the amount of shit I've had to do for the past however since fucking 2004 is almost yeah

for you know, I know it's it's it's I I see both sides. Mm-hmm. You're allowed to do whatever you want with your money The UFC is growing or not? Internationally there. I'd say in the States, not so much. Yeah. Internationally. That'll come out, but they just had their biggest year ever. They'll have to, yeah, whatever they're doing, they're gonna have to figure out. There's always a challenge. It's a constant, it's a verb. It's always changing.

You're always adjusting. You're always trying to make differences. You know, that's that's how it is so Fuck I'm gonna be in Milwaukee guys July 21 22 23. I just wanted to say that out loud and then I'll be in Austin the following weekend I'm glad you guys it doesn't matter now listen why for it wait I said hey, this doesn't sell well daddy's probably not coming back sold Some crazy amount of tickets. We're almost sold out on every show. They're talking about adding shows

and Fort Wayne, Indiana in the summer, daddy. Shout out to Fort Wayne, my boys, that run Spokane Comic Club, Bricks Down Comic Club. They've always told, they've never stirred me wrong. Leo, you gotta come to Fort Wayne in July, I'm like, do the summer inflations, we have nightmare.

And I've to take 17 different planes to get there. 17 planes. Yeah. They send me the ticket sales, yes, show it. Oh, we have nightmare. And I've taken 17 different planes to get there. 17 planes. Yeah. The seven of the ticket sales, yes, show it. Oh, we have 50 tickets left to sell. We go on a set. We sell 50, we sold 1500 tickets and Fort Wayne and the end of the tournament.

I need to sell tickets. I need to sell tickets. So Fort Wayne, you goddamn savages. No, I'm coming back. I'm always coming back. Always. And then next week I'm in San Diego, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That's the La Factor San Diego with a very special guest.

That's La Factor heart of San Diego downtown, La Factor, get you some, I filmed the Paddy Pimlit Food Truck there. And then I also feature a Glea there. That club is ridiculous being. I'm just such a fucking good room. I got a call on Rika. So this week, 50 tickets left for all shows in Fort Wayne, Indiana at the Summit Comedy Club

out there in Fort Wayne, Indiana. The next week is San Diego Lafactory. Ticketsethicboy.com. And this new merch drops as well. I think in a week or two. Donuts. We got this in the long white tee, and then we got tanks,

and we got a new trucker hat coming out. Oh, Sammy the Bull best of drops tomorrow. Best of with Brian Callan on YouTube. Sammy the Bull, one of the guys. I'm pumped about that those episodes. We got episode one and that's to be continued episode two. It'll be the following week. So it drops on Thursday. On Thursday. Tomorrow. We're dropping it. What time you get dropping, you know? I will drop those. It's always really same day, same time. Try to do it every day or the same day, same time. Yeah. Yeah. Like noon on Thursday. Thank what, what are you things a good time to drop? Um, if you have it, I'd rather you drop it early in

the week. So because people consume that stuff at work and during the week. So drop it on Thursday. It's's gonna die off on Friday afternoon. Texan with Rogan today about fucking shooting pigs in Austin. Now Joe's only gonna be, well, I gotta find, he hasn't killed any pigs in Austin. I wanna kill some pigs in the Austin area if anybody knows for my show, I'm out. So it's stuck to Tim Kennedy. I will, but Tim's not in the country.

Tim might be somewhere. Hey, you're freedom? Welcome. You know what I'm saying? So I'll text him, don't know. Tim's. Tim might be somewhere. Hey, you're freedom. Welcome. You know what I'm saying? So I got a, I'll text Tim. Don't know if he's going to get back to me. Tim will get back to me.

It depends if he's in the States. He gets back like this. Yeah. And then sometimes if it's two weeks, I went, oh, daddy's. Yeah. You know what he's doing? Didn't you text him one time and you just got, you just got a picture of the American flag on his uniform somewhere with like, with like desert in the background?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He was in a black hawk helicopter in full gear. And I went, say less, takes me when your back to be safe. I would love to be able to do that. Just text, hey, wanna have dinner this weekend? Just fucking picture goggles, fucking, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- you know how you do a video. Nope. No, I'm not even that. You just go like this. Just shake your head.

He's so goddamn American. His, yeah, we brought it up last time, but his tweet about, or a Twitter Instagram post on Britney Griner, he was like, this person has talked to you about America and blah, blah, blah, and he was in the even with that, I still wanna go out and save him and get her back to America.

Then LeBron's dumb ass on his HBO show goes, if I'm Brittany Griner, I wouldn't wanna come back to America the way they're treating her. I wouldn't come back to this country. And he's LeBron. I can't, before all, you know, go with the lockdown stuff and all that and the protests, before all this stuff and this stuff about not coming back to America, you're talking, you mean

my brother would fight about LeBron James? Would fight, you want my favorite, you use my favorite. I can't stand this dude now. Really? Can't stand it. Really? I threw away all my LeBrons. I was the first LeBron's that I was throwing.

I don't fuck with him. When that cop, when he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about, they put out your time to come in and release his address and put a clock like a tick, like to go after this cop who defended a black woman, saved a black woman's life and had to shoot a, remember that?

Remember the one black woman was trying to stab the other one? Cop gets her, goes put down the knife, trying to kill the black woman, he shoots her, and put down the knife, trying to kill the black woman, he shoots her, and LeBron tweets out enough to the enough his address, and then a time emoji, like we're coming for you. I went, oh I'm out, I'm out dude. Wow. I'm out, you know what the fuck you're talking about.

Now he redacted that, was like, oh I didn't get enough info. You get the details, fuck thanks. The power that you have to tweet that out, you gotta do your fucking mind. Dangerous. It's very dangerous for cops. Yeah.

Do you think cop had to, it's inciting violence. You could have had that cop killed. Who was, who was saving a black life. But then remember that cop, which was hilarious, put out that video. Remember, you pretend to talk to LeBron? Yes.

He got, like suspended. Yeah, I think he got fired. It was hilarious at that. You know that? And he ended with, MJ is better. He was hilarious at that. You know that yes, and he ended with MJ's better. He was what nothing how do you they click? Well, my comethos shop we got on pretty great. So this is him got so much backlash It's probably feeling emotional so many other motions. Oh, you know, it's when you're ham and you say one thing people freak

Don't get my pass. Fuck no dude. Because if you have a history of doing this, one time, yeah. People can make trust. People can, I'm very forgiving. You know this. People make mistakes. I'm all good dude. When you have LeBron James platform and you put out a hit on a cop, right? Mistake number one. And the rest of the bull shit you're just viewing out. Pretend to carry out, pretend to carry books,

to pretend to be educated and read that you know anything about what the fuck your time out. And the reporter goes, you brought that book to like seven different games. It's the bookmark still on the second page. We asked everybody. Boy, he goes, I love reporters sometimes. Reporters are fucking awesome.

I'm mad. How about the reporters? Oh, we reading those the it's the uh... the black and i'm out the next years which faith in about my comment that i know he's in reading us all of it it was the most that was me and i'm great that's not how to be

how to get out of the house i've got what i like that's when i said about my favorite thing about bu rathlet i've got all of it. The teacher go. Did he kill Mockingbirds? I like that he killed Mockingbirds. The teacher go.

Teachers just goes, oh, you clearly didn't read any of it, but you thought your passing one off. That was me all day. I go, man, what do I start? What's your favorite? Yeah. Who is he? Man, it's one time.

One time somebody goes, we were like, they were asking us about politics. You weren't following politics back then. And guy goes, well, who would you vote for? And you go, it's one time. One time somebody goes, we were like, they were asking us about politics. You weren't following politics back then. And guy goes, well, who would you vote for? And you go, it's tough. Yeah.

I was like, not the good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. People in small amount of time. That's Lebron. Like if you're gonna be about it, educate yourself and be about it and stand up for yourself,

but be educated on it. But when you're buying into social media and you think this is what people want you to stick up for, but you don't know, you're actually hurting the cause. Or actually showing why America was a lot of other places, a lot of other cultures and places look up to their celebrities and athletes as, you know, they get their opinions and advice from them. America really doesn't.

No. We don't. No. I'm going to fuck what Brad Pitt wants to vote. I don't care what he is. I'm not looking for guidance on him when it comes to politics and inflation. I'm not.

You know what? Not your expertise. No, I don't wanna hear that. Yeah. Who is it who said Jeff Thite, I thought it was so funny, posted, he goes, why are all the guys high on NFTs and fucking crypto? Why do they all have three roommates are still on skateboard in their 40s?

What I was fucking so true. It's like, everybody who I know has made a lot of money that when they talked about crypto, they go, I'm gonna play around a little bit sometimes. We'll see. I'm not a fan of cutting. I'm watching. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

He's still a fan. What's Bitcoin at right now? This would be one. 19K. 19K. Was it 50 it 50 60 it was up to 60 yeah, and it's at 19k now And that's big We talked about like crypto and all that like you had to realize the government especially when China was like this ain't happening Yeah, and the government's like hold on you guys want to do this free market with the government? You want to fight the government like this one, there are one regulation away from having it just completely go away.

Now, I don't know because they're the... I like the dark one. The idea and the concept, I just know that the government, and we said this same with the bull, always wins. They're way smarter than us. They're not going to let you come up with this new form of currency and transaction and not have their beaks get wet. You're going to have to have the biggest beaks.

They're their their pelicans. And when I say what their beaks, that means they're going to eat all of it and control it. And you're going to invest all your money. Well, you're not going to replace the dollar. Well, never. Yeah. Because all the big boys here that run America, all the big boys go.

Yeah. 69K was the high down to 19. Wow. Pretty crazy. Well, if you're in crypto like Bitcoin, it's a long play right, 10 years, but. Yeah. Now, if you bought it when you started,

I mean, I remember the craze when it was up to 1700 in like 20, 14 years. Well, remember when I first started, I guy paid for two cheese pizzas. He gave like 60 cryptos. And then when I was out on high, they're like, sir, you paid fucking whatever it was. I'm still in the end of my life.

Yeah, like, if I kept the tens of every drug transaction I've made since 2012, I'd be a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay though. All right, Chan, I got about 15 minutes, give some current events, dude. Give us some truck with the powerful Michael Chandler.

Ooh, flew Michael Chandler. Oh Flu Michael Chandler Wow Is he coming today notice? Is he here? I? Think his ETA is like 145 The Marvin Victoria one drop you know more in the Torreital I'm a three minute away in the world. No, I know he is Yeah, right guy man. Is he yeah, I was worried about his English. Italian. Talent. Awesome. So I was at the callabases like Pumpkin Night, you know, with my kids, last Halloween,

and they have food trucks there. There's this food truck that's, you've never seen anything like it, double-decker, lights, blind was fucking seven miles long. I just took a picture of it. Send the KCU books out of the food truck, I go, find out who this is, you've never seen a food truck like this. But let's make sure we save for a special guest Casey a few weeks ago. Oh, I talked to the that pizza food truck. They song Calabas is I was cool He is telling how much my holy shit that's how much that is for that truck is yeah, man

They're big time. So let's say for a special guest Reach out to Marvin. Hey, dude. We want to do food triggers's absolutely, I'm in Huntington Beach. I'll drive down there. I don't need travel or anything. If I wanna cover my gas, all good. So I'm like, all right, well this, and he goes, but he goes on about to start camp, because he fights Robert Whitaker in Paris, France, in September.

And maybe August was September. He goes on about to start camp and I can have one cheat meal. I want good pizza. So I call, I go dude, we camp and I can have one cheat meal. I want good pizza. So I call you dude. We're saving on the travel on that shit. So we're gonna do that pizza truck. Hit him up.

Marvin wants a good pizza. This pizza truck, it's the biggest baddest there is. Let's do that. So we got that pizza truck for Marvin. He gets there, the truck's all dobbin' everything. The name he goes, dude, that's actually real Italian. He was usually Americans fuck it up. They think it's Italian, it's not.

And he said the name was beautiful and he says it. So we get there and I look in there and you can't tell these guys were like dark skinned, like olive skin. I know you guys from Italy, huh? And he goes, no man, Mexican. What? He was, yeah, we're meant, me and, uh,

I was able to go back there to Mexican. Oh, but the older I'm sure it's Italian, nah, Mexican dude. I'll give it the tell you, I'm Mexican dude. I'll give a try. I'm sorry man. Is that cultural appropriation? I like to, I like to have the tour. I go, I'm so sorry.

How was the pizza? How was the pizza? It was good. Okay. There you go. I liked it. It was good and solid. Yeah.

It's hard to impress an Italian. You know, it's like, I'm not telling I was impressed. That's like, Luis. You are a food connoisseur though. Luis, he can't joke. I'm going to get Luis, he can't speak. I'm a little racist. I mean, you know, like, I'm not telling. I was impressed. That's like, it's like, at least you see. You are a food connoisseur though. I'm a little racist. I'm a little racist. I mean, you know, like if I'm looking for pizza,

I walk in and three black women are making my pizza. I'll be like, okay, all right, and maybe I'll just take another walk down there. Yeah. Here you go. What's this? South African man, dead after downing an entire bottle of Yeager Meister in two minutes.

Well, why is that guy shooting somebody? It's just a, they do that all the time on. So you know, and die Tuesday after you're literally drinking a tire bottle. Yeager Meister in two minutes. It was a game that was part of a drinking challenge. Now you guys wouldn't do that. Would you? But why did he die?

How did you die from that? It racked up 9,000 views. I mean, I thought that insane. So on He's a guy and he cuzzled You in the entire bottle of year that kills you alcohol poisoning, I guess in that quick of a time Dependent body just don't feel throughout all the alcohol you might already had a condition Can I just see 15? You guys have been competing against other customers at a liquor store in the Mishamba village to down a bottle of liquor to win about $12. That's the real piece of the story there is.

That's Jim Tuggen. You know, imagine doing that for $12. That's a bummer. You couldn't get me to take a shot of you. I hate you. I hate you. And Yeager's also has so much sugar too. Disgusting.

What person actually likes that flavor? At a budding college, Chad, a a test worth love he had a yeager machine I like it so much sugar and you're really like I like it bring up the sugar and you're just nuts of Yeah, the flavor is like black licorice right is that what it is yeah and I love black liquor set the ocean you don't like youager. Interesting. I love it. I love gager. I don't know. Yeah. Don't do drinking gabs because we always hear about every year, like it for.

So six grams of shot. Not terrible, but. And if you do enough of them, you know, let's say you do four shots, four times, 24 grams of sugar. It's a lot. But that's what a lot of times what you're hanging over so bad, if you're drinking really sugary drinks, mix with alcohol, it intensifies your hangover.

Yep. Science. What else you got to do? Science, facts, college. What's this? Here's an interesting one. They, the guys at ESPN, mistakenly quoted this during a segment

on this just in, do you know the show? Mm-hmm. So, they misattributed a quote to John Morant. John Morant. John Morant, yeah. It tells you how much I know about basketball. If you put MJ in today's game, he's just another superstar of the fake quote, which is like 25,000 times on Twitter red.

Wait, I'm sorry. So him saying MJ would just be another superstar as a fake quote? Yes. On ball sack sports. I guess that's the funny part of it. I'm confused though. I'm confused though. Mark, so he didn't say that.

So he didn't say that. If you put MJ in today's game, he's just the other superstar. We got me, Steph, Luca, Dame, Trey, and then guys like LeBron, Katie, Yannis, Kauai. It's not just one superstar in a bunch of average dudes. Yeah, he said that. He did not say that. That's all made up.

Wow. Why don't they make that up? They didn't, this must just be a fake, ball sack sports. It's just like a parody, like, you know, account, but they just absolutely did not say this in the interview I can't really guess they did there should be a correct yeah, that's not And then so they took that you guys no jump Moran no bro

So good so the dunking of in the playoffs stupid really oh Oh my God dude, he's so fucking tough. That's him right there with that. He's not huge and my God, he's not that big. No, he dunked some people hard. He's so entertaining, just plays in a small market, so he's not gonna ton of breaths. He plays for Memphis. You see on Instagram these guys with 50 inch vertical leaps,

I never used to see that. I remember when 42 inches was crazy. Now you see with 50 inch vertical leaps. I never used to see that. I remember when 42 inches was crazy. Now you see the 50 inch vertical leaps. Are you, are those skeptical hippo eyes? Yes. They are? Yes. Because I'm seeing crazy, crazy, you're on Instagram too much.

But what's going on? That's all fake. Who, who, who, who say it's 50? They are. They see these guys touching. You see these guys doing the, you know when you touch the, I don't know what the, the shit you guys doing the combines and stuff to see for vertical is They're getting up there like on a level where you're like what the fuck is going on these kids are dunking five eight dunkin

Like their heads hit is that the rim? Yeah, let me split. I'm not Spud web to dunk you tell my name these do now This I feel like a split web dunk. Yes, but this is five four weird. Yeah Yeah, there's a video of it. Yeah, this guy Daniel Kabaia There's an Asian guy. This is Chinese guy is jumping like fucking crazy Yeah, 50 is insane 50's on hurdle probably gonna be surely like the five nine, you know guy does it So it's like yeah, probably not gonna get a seven footers anyone over six feet.

They said Jordan's was like 40, I forget, like mid 40s, yeah, 46, 47. Yeah, it's been. It's been. Free. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What about the Bryant Erlacher one? Oh yeah. Bryant Erlacher. Here you go. Yeah. Bryant Erlacher says that some X NFL players claim to have CT to be in the lawsuit. So, you guys, yeah. I wouldn't you.

But I'm sure, and here's the other thing, if they're going to shell out all this money for the former players, right? Yeah. There's no way to prove it. We have no way of proving it. Yeah, there's no test to prove while you're alive, right? No, no, no. You have to die and then they look inside your brain.

Yeah. So if they gave you the CT test now and there's money on the line, what would you do to fake having CT? Just what I'm doing, I made so many mistakes talking. I'm like, okay. They're just, I just have you edit all the time, so I fucked up. Somebody said something, somebody said something

really interesting about it, thought about a lot of ways. People always say, people always say, because I talked for 10,000 hours. I've been laying a little breadcrumb. I talked for 10,000 hours. I've, you're gonna fuck up no matter what. Yeah. You just put that together,

yeah, you're fucking. This is a real thing on this guy. But people always look back and they go, well, I would have done this different, I would have done that differently. Like, and then somebody said, everything's to trade off. Like, doing a podcast was a great idea for us over the past 10 years. Yeah overall great idea. Yes

Yes, there are things you could have done other than this we could have been outside more we could have been working on something He says that there if anything you do you're gonna give something up for something else if you're in a place There might be other way there might be other things you can do But the idea that you look back and say, well, what have I done wrong? I think you would have just made the different mistakes. You would have made different mistakes, and you would have had different rules. It's an alternate timeline.

Well, any line, any field you chose to go in, you're gonna make, no one's gonna be perfect in any field. Well, somebody, you're talking about having regrets, and you're like, my life would be better had I chose this other thing, but you're like, well, not necessarily, it sounds like that would have been the point. I mean, this is an arrogance thing.

That has never crossed my mind. Well, no mean either, because I chose to be a comic. Thank God. I chose to be an actor. Thank God. So where's this come from? Well, the idea is some people, like I remember. I don't know how it is. I remember, I said I wanna be an actor,

and I remember everyone in my life who wanted to protect me, the closest people said, you're crazy. Don't fuck this. But that's in it, but in, welcome to the world. But I could have listened. And I could have said, yeah, you're right, this is a fool's errand and I wouldn't have done it

and I don't know who I would have been, right? But I'm saying, you know, all more card today. I mean, but that's anything. Like, that's a cool thing. It's not all your call marks, you listen. But I'm just saying, but like, if it That's a good point of things. Not all your hallmarks, just listen. But I'm just saying, if anything, like family wants to protect you, so it's like, I'm gonna be a professional fighter,

I'm being an actor. I'm gonna be followed that impulse a lot of times, and they pay for it the rest of their life. You have to fucking, sometimes. You're the only person who knows the answer. But that's the difference, be like you have to have that self-belief, like, yeah, because if you're, let's say you're starting comedy or you've seen career now, Only person who knows the answer. But that's the difference, but you have to have that self-belief. Yeah.

Because if you're starting comedy or a UFC career now and you put a pull up on Instagram, I said, hey, how many things I should start a career and stand up? Or UFC, you think it's gonna be 90%? Yeah, go for it. No, dude. You need horrible stories. Yeah, no, don't do that.

That's too tough, blah, blah, blah. I would say that to my own kids, I'd be like, oh, you know, let's get sensible. Yeah. Do you know anybody that lives in regrets, though, like that, like who fixates on their regrets? Because I think it's okay to have like thoughts like that, but as long as you don't stay there.

Because it's such a waste of time. It's such a waste of time. Waste of fucking time. What are you gonna do? It's nothing you do. Tell the truth. Tell yourself the truth. Yeah.

You gotta start by telling yourself the truth. And it's really easy not to. You know that Elon Musk said the biggest thing I suffer from, then this is him saying it, and what I notice a lot of people suffer from is wishful thinking. You know that shit, we go, I don't work out. Or you know, it's like, I will figure it out. Hold on. No, you won't. Hold on, no you won't, hold on. The things don't just work out on their own a lot of times.

You've got to make good choices. Yeah. I'll just get you. Yeah, so, oh. Wait, there was another thing that I saw that was another current event that I wanted to ask about. What'd be it? Yeah, who is Tony Shureko?

Pauli Walnuts. So he just died and yeah, they live streamed his funeral. Fuck, he died in New York. The guy with the streak in his hair. Exactly. Pauli Walnuts, he's, you know what a great character, huh? Wait, let me make sure I know who he is. Born in 1942 in age 79.

Yeah, he's exactly your thinking of. The guy with the way he was. He was actually, they say he was actually, for a while, in the mob, right? Or wasn't he? You believe it, don't you? I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like all those characters were so well-canned.

He was great. Yeah, but such a memorable character on the show, full of memories. Oh, it was great. Let me see something. It was pulling the up. I mean, I'm sure you're going to manage to accumulate more than 80 accurate, but he'll always move to mine. Yeah, he was so good. So he was an actor. He wasn't. Yeah, 80 acting credits. Pretty good. It's great. Pretty good. I'm D.B. What a great, what a great

career. Do you love the sopranos guys? I love that. I love that. I like that. I like that. What else you got, Jen? Here we go. What do you guys got? Well, Gen Z says siren gaze can trick horny men

into getting whatever you want. So now, tick tockers are coaching women on the exact look that you can use to manipulate and exploit men. It's called the siren gaze trend. We're women are claiming a slight upturn of their lips is what seals a deal with potential partners, claiming it sends. She doesn't have to do more.

That's the siren gaze. So I guess that's. And a lot of plastic surgery. Yeah. And also be a 10. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she's not starting. Mask your siren gaze.

And then it's siren gaze. Yeah, I don't need any siren. Yeah. You can actually be wearing a bag of your head and I go, wait, who is that body? It's crazy. Yeah, you can be in a bite intro. That's gonna be attractive.

Yeah. And so, okay, what do you think about the ethics of this? You know. I mean, I think women have been, is this any different than getting fake breasts or being in shape, make up dressing well, peacock in a little bit? You guys do it too?

It's just another thing to sell. Now you can sell a gaze. Yeah, you can't sell a gaze. Here's how you should look. I'll teach you how to breathe, I'll teach you how to gaze. I'll teach you how to gays. You know, the way you always gotta come with some new kind of angle.

Monarchized everything. Monarchized everything. That it guys? There it is, ladies and gentlemen. There it is. We're gonna your gays, fellas. Watch out for that. See you in Milwaukee next weekend.

Best of all, tomorrow. Sam with the bull, episode one, Austin, Texas, Cap City, July 28, 29, 30, Nashville, Tennessee, his eighties, August 26, 27, Spokane, Washington, December 22, 23, 24, Brennan. What are you going to be? This we've got 50 tickets left for complete sell out in Fort Wayne, Indiana, baby. Summit comedy club in Fort Wayne, Indiana, that is this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, the thick squad will be there. Next Wednesday night, 10 PM show, Hollywood Improv,

Shob and Friends, the monsters. And then also next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'm in San Diego in my favorite places in the world. San Diego, laugh, factory, downtown, San Diego, come get you some. August 4th through the 6th, I'm in Baltimore. One night only in Chicago at the Den Theater. That is a 730 show, one show only. I'm at the Den Theater in Chicago,

Hard of Chicago. And then the next day on the 27th is the Tough Mudder right outside Chicago. So come to the comedy show on 26. I join me and my friends at Rain and the Tough Mudder. Mark will be there. A bunch of thick boy boys will be there. You can sign up using the promo code Team Brendan. You save, I think 10% off on the sign up fee. I think my heat is at 10 AM, it's limited capacity. So make sure you sign up right now. That's August 27th, Tough Mudder.com,

but the 26th is the Den Theater in Chicago, and then you'll see the rest of the dates on there. All right guys, but Fort Wayne, Neumiana, 50 tickets are left baby. Let's sell this bitch out. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, San Diego, you're up next week. Love you guys. Be good show. This fun kid. Row.