The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 816: Dana Woke Up And Said "It's F*&% ‘Em Wednesday!"

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

The boys return to their roots and give hot takes on late breaking UFC news including Khamzat vs Diaz and Yan vs O'Malley, and also debate who they'd rather see O'Malley fight instead of Yan and all the possible scenarios that would play out if all the current UFC champs set to defend their titles were to lose, and then discuss pro golfer Paige Spiranac being voted sexiest woman alive, Stranger Things being inspired by the top secret MKL Ultra program, the possibility that Bryan's next psychedelic experience could make him flamboyantly gay, Jordan Peterson's advice on the best antidote to suffering, Brendan's son humiliating him in front of Kevin Durant at the Home Run Derby, Arnold Schwarzenegger farting in woman's face on set, Emilia Clark's shocking brain injury, the unleashed dog that caused mayhem at the Tour de France, a former Destiny's Child member on the Sesame Place controversy, the latest Joe Rogan controversy and Mike Tyson's thoughts on his impending death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again

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Let's do this yeah We got heated man we got a little heat because we're talking MMA there's a lot of you have seen news I made the one and the number one new source in the world I heard is the new thick boy fight news Mm-hmm just dropped our first episode. You're getting that daily. Daily? The boys are working hard back. You're getting that daily.

I don't think they realize how much work it is. They're swamp 24 cents. That's a lot of work. Running an Apple sweatshop. Come on up. Okay. There'll be no lunch breaks today because we got a chop chop.

Oh, now your back's gonna hurt because you're gonna have to pick up daddy's die cups. What you do is you do this. You get a giant fucking hamster. You know, is you do this. You get a giant fucking hamster, you know, which, nope, you get a giant hamster too that you can eat it at water, but instead you put, like, put a protein, like paste in there, and they just,

like the size. Come up and go. Yep. Keep working. Yep, you got a suck break. I mean, I keep them powered. They get all the rain body feel they can handle. All right, well, brain body feels good. They get all the rain body feel they can handle. All right, well brain body food.

So drinking energy drinks, coffee, I need food. I got it covered. I got to get some foods. Nice pillows. But just make it quick. You just gotta blend everything together and put it in that hamster tube and all.

I'm running a hamster shop. Or you have one of those big things, those big, it's like a giant injection, but it's used to base like a turkey. You just do it in pregnant horses. Yes, and you fill that with your own concoction of protein, like a protein paste. They have some greens.

Mark, what, Mark, what would you put? Okay, we have to work for one year in a fucking factory. We get no breaks, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta feed us, but you want us an optimal health. What do you put in that fucking protein shake? You have 15 seconds. I'm counting. I'm, I'm timing. High quality carbohydrates like brown rice. You better get serious. You're getting some brown rice. Just the highest quality meat, out meat and potatoes and brown rice, you really can't go on.

And just blend it up. oatmeal. Here's a great breakfast for people. Like if you don't have any time, mix way protein and oatmeal together in a blender with some ice. It tastes really good. It does.

A little sweet love, maybe. What's that? A little sweet and level sweet. Yeah, you can make it look like you know. You fucked the oatmeal first obviously. No, dry oatmeal. It gives it a consistency that kind of plays like a cinnamon toast crunch flavor type protein with oatmeal and almond milk.

Well, I don't like I think you need the almond milk in there, but because also the grains float to the bottom. So you got to drink a water. Yeah, you can have it sit there. You got to drink it in a way. You know me I'd check it in four seconds. Yeah, so so way protein it sit there. You got your own way. You know me, I'd check it in four seconds. So, way protein powder, way protein islet probably. Yeah, but that's what that observes really quickly.

So you might want to blend in some cashing protein. Oh, hi. Hey, hold on. Hey, guys, I'm enjoying this. This is fun. And I don't want to see if we've lost all this fish. No, wait, okay, hold on. Yeah, the guys aren't gonna do that, okay?

That was the bit. That was the bit, right? That was the bit. But protein shakes, that was the bit. What, they're gonna do? What?? Okay, but the big shake, that was the big, right? That was the big, that was the big. That was the big one, they're gonna do what? It would beat us and drink rain energy drink. But we want to know protein powder. You know, yeah, yeah.

Well, you know, one thing I've been meaning to do this is order pre-cooked chicken for the, like the chicken pound. I'm bored already, not. Oh, I got my fucked up. Yeah, I know. I know. It's like, you're asking questions. Yeah, I was talking about the ingredients. You should do it on his own time though.

You know, it's like protein. Well, in that show alone, the fucking survivalist basically, he lives on seaweed and clams. And the truth is, if you eat seaweed and clams, you can attain perfect health. But you know what they don't tell you about? You know what they don't. No, because a shellfish has all,

like it's kind of a superfood like oysters or clams. If you just eat that, that's all you eat. Literally, a lot of the Native Americans basically lived on that. Oh yeah, because they're a bit of NFL. They were, I mean, they were a lot healthier, but you can live literally on just shellfish. You can't and see me. You'd have to eat so much shellfish.

Actually, one butter clam has the equivalent of one egg and protein. Yeah, they're even one egg starving. Yeah, but you eat one clam, you can eat 10 clams easily. But doing it every day, it's a stressful crazy. You're good enough.

And these guys said that the guy you're smell, but they don't teach you, you've learned survival, it's awesome. And you learn how that, the guy goes, but they don't teach you. You've learned survival. It's awesome. And you learn how to build a fire. You learn how to find water. You learn how to forest for food. You know what they don't teach you?

They don't teach you how to fucking do nothing all day long. Because that's what you're going to do. Because there's nothing to do besides that. Yeah, I'm sure, because after a while, the view and nature is like, all right, after about a week, you're like, okay. Not a week, couple days. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, got it. Yeah, you don't have a vacation, after three days, like, okay, there's the ocean.

Yeah, there's the sand, yeah. Got it. Now you're in a tent and it's raining. I went hunting with Rogan. There was like, hey guys, is Kale Force Gwins, which means like, wins between 40 and 60 miles an hour. Kale Force Gwins, guys, so we're gonna have to be in our tents.

Bunker down. You're gonna bunker down, and it might be about 13 hours. I was like, hold on. Huh, hold on. Is this that night? I know you're gonna do the day. I was both. So it's day, so then we, and it's raining.

So what you do is you pitch your tent, you find a place that's kind of soft. Good luck with that, and you're in the middle of nowhere, and then you pitch your tent, and you just sit in your tent all alone. For. No, I don't wanna do that. No, no you don't.

I ate all my food. You guys just chilled and talked? No, you don't talk because you're not together, Brennan. Oh, you're in your own tent? Yeah, you're in your own tent. So I tried to read. But how was can you talk after a certain amount of time? How long can you lie there?

If you're with somebody for too long, it's just like, Oh my God. We won't be able to hear this, just showing you guys. Like what can you do, man? Yeah, that was a great time right there. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a pretty view, but after a while, you're just like, All right. That all day long. So no animals. So zero animals. So zero animals. That's tough, Gage. Yeah.

Not a good time. You're still up on the alone's nuts, huh's tough, Gage. Yeah, not a good time. You're still all upon the alone's nuts, huh? Yes, still obsessed. I don't know why I don't know. I don't want to crank you through it. It takes a long time because I've got to watch commercials because on the Disney Channel you have to watch commercials. Just commercials on the Disney Plus?

No, not Disney. I mean, history channel, history channel. But they have a loan on Netflix now. One season. The last season. Oh, they don't have all the seasons on there. No. You know Netflix lost a million subscribers. I know. They're gone. They said it's gonna trend back to the other but they're they're they linked up with Microsoft to offer a cheaper version cut version because they're losing so many subscribers. Yeah. The content has been great. I want you know, stranger things though.

That was fucking live. So they have a couple of things that are great, but they put a lot of stuff out there that doesn't do it so well. So it's like a ton of garbage, yeah. Yeah. A few good specials. Yeah. Rest stuff's just trash on there, man.

That's right. And you're searching through, like, God fuck this. I know. I know. It's really interesting. I was bummed out, Stranger Things, and then I was watching this interview with the Duffy Brothers, who wrote it, and I thought this was interesting

because you've seen Stranger Things, right? And so, 11 and like the guy that they call Papa, you know, he's doing an experiment on mind control and the creator of the show, The Duffy Brothers, one of them was saying that that was all rooted in real history from the MK Ultra project. So I went down this rabbit hole looking up MK Ultra. Where they were using psychedelic. MK Ultra was this scientist, this old school scientist, thought with enough LSD that was government funded, the government, but literally

all the LSD they could get their hands on. Back in day You know this the 60s 250 thousand dollars in LSD, which they said was the all the LSD in America About 250 thousand dollars and then they would run experiments on people a lot of prisoners a lot of you know People that were poor they'd run these experiments on them with LSD and his thinking was is because they thought Russia and the Nazis were doing it already Where they could use mind control So if you had a set of beliefs if you they gave you enough LSD and pump all this propaganda in you They could clear whatever base you start from and then insert their ideas But really then and then they were also working on mind control because they thought the Russians Figured out how to use mind control.

And also they thought they were curious if the mind could work kind of how a leaven does. Obviously it's ridiculous. But what they found out is they did a lot of evil shit. And what happens is they gave these people so much LSD, it really wired them the wrong way. So if you look at the people that went through that MK Ultra, you can give you a few.

Whitey Bulger, you know that? I did not. Whitey Bulger from Black Mask. I heard a guy named Charles Manson. The new one, Carthel, or Charles Manson was heavy in the MK Ultra. Is that true? Yeah, oh yeah, this is all black.

So this is all black. So Whitey Bulger, Whitey Bulger, Charles Manson, ready for this, the Unabomber, Ted Conzidancy went through it. But the only thing about, that's a little dicey with Ted, when they were interviewing when he got caught,

someone brought up when he was at Harvard, they ran all these mind control shit on him, the MK Ultra shit, and his mom said to his brother, because his brother had a suspicion that maybe it was his brother, who's the Unibomber, who's the biggest man, $50 million in taxpayers' money. And his brother read the note and was like, God, that sounds a lot like my brother. So he went and asked his mom. I was like, there's no way if I can take you to, do you believe that mom? Like, there's no way. And he brought up those, um, the MK Ultra stuff when he was at Harvard. And she goes,

it's not that. She was, she was, that, that didn't help, but it's not that. She's like, your brothers always had an issue. He, like he has a sociopathic type of way and she goes, I can tell you what happened when he was a very young, he got some illness. And for whatever reason, they put him in this hospital. He was young, young, like six months old, eight months old, but not for you can kind of remember, but you know, at six, eight months old, you really need your mom, your parents, but they put them in this hospital in this hospital for whatever reason

had this program where they kept the kid for months and the parents could only visit once or twice a week for an hour. So he thought his parents left him. Oh my gosh. He goes, he started off for those first six months sweet kid Sweet kid we get him back after that He never forgave us and his he just his brain was wire different

He came back and he was very aggressive mean very direct like We there it just cut the cord from caring about people what the fuck man And she's like that's when he changed and she goes but NK I'll just definitely fuck them up didn't, but he's always had issues. Yeah. Ever since that day, we went back from the hospital. We didn't recognize him. And his, and his brother's like, Jesus Christ, be like MK Ultra. It's not so as man. But basically, after all the experience with LSD, all that shit, even the guy doing it was taking LSD, but they gave Whitey Bulger for a year straight when he was in prison for a year.

He was in prison. He was in my first, for a year straight. He ran the MKL program a year straight LSD every single day Why he started to go nuts when he got out of prison He told his boys. I'm gonna find that doctor. I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands And that was his goal, but then you know he was on the run and just gonna get there because they are doing new experimentation with psychedelics. So remember we did, you remember when we did DMT? So you know what ayahuasca does? Do you know what the difference is?

It's really interesting. Ayahuasca is DMT, but the ayahuasca stops your body from breaking it down. So you kinda stay in that state for like four hours. Oh, interesting. Five hours. Yeah. So is it more like a concentrated DMT? I think it's a long-gained trip. So you can have a trip that'll last four or five hours, six hours. And we did which one? DMT? We did DMT. Oh, damn it. So when you do it, it's like so intense for three minutes. Can you imagine that going from? Not for me, sir.

Not for me. I don't want anything else to make me do that. Brendan, do you mind recapping what your DMT experience was like? A.B. let's take a little break. Let's take a break. Dude, cause what if I told you, there was a company called Helixleap,

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Early access to direct deposit funds depends on payer. Yes, chimed.com slash fighter. It was so fun. I was laughing. It's so loud. Aubrey was like, dude, you got to pipe that. It was so fun. I was laughing, so loud. Aubrey was like, dude, you got to pipe that, you're so loud. And I thought I was in there for like three hours,

but he was like, that was 45 seconds. And I was shot into this like warm, like cool, almost having like in the clouds were all gold and I was bouncing off the clouds just laughing. I was like, so loved and there was fun, man. I could not stop laughing. Yeah. Is it a good time?

Yeah. That's good. I mean, Brian fucked each other. Which is weird, but also fun. You liked the two-brain? I, uh, you were laughing too. I loved it. Yeah.

We kept wanting to go back under, but Aubrey was like, man, I'll take it easy, dude. Yeah. But I almost turned a whitey-boldure. Yeah, yeah. I'm interested take it easy, dude. Yeah. But I almost turned a whitey bulger. Yeah, yeah. I'm interested in the Iowaska experience. Yeah. I'm interested in doing more mushrooms under, like, supervision.

Yeah. I wanted to see. I'm interested in, because there's new science around it, and it's interesting. It's interesting. For sure. I don't, I think I'm too old to have things fundamentally rewire my brain, because I think I've done a good job of understanding what's important.

But I don't know. They're taking creates new neurons and stuff. I think it helped anyone. I just think it's incredible. The guys with CT and all the PTSD, they say it creates new neurons. So you might come back and just get that's the goal. And that's the goal to be. If I let you out. When I come back, I wanna be straight up, cock crazy.

Yeah. I'm cock crazy. I come in and I go, I totally feel normal. I'm cock crazy. I'm gonna be honest. All I see with you guys is three cocks. I don't even see your face. And then we'd be able to come and tell them,

you see Brian Lee, like, damn, team just gay. He's, he's, I'm like, he's, he's like, Santa Monica Boulevard was to shirt tie up and enough. Yeah, but,'s, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he the truck drivers. We're like, where's Brian? He has a day and a stay dude. You look at that truck. That trip made him. I'm like, you know what you're making? Nothing. He doesn't take their money.

I think it's his thing. He's impating cops. So, Sibon, actually has shown to be almost 80% effective in curing smoking. That's fucking great. With one session done properly. And it's only smoking or can it cure other? Well, it's it's had enormous effects on in many cases with PTSD, enormous effects. PTSD has been, you know, it, I don't know, it just

expands the realm of what's possible. You know, my thing is with that with the MK Ultra thing, like whitey bulger, Charles Manson, Ted Kaczynski, all those guys, was it the MK Ultra thing, like Whitey Bulger, Charles Manson, Ted Kaczynski, all those guys, was it the MK Ultra and the LSD, or are they just terrible human beings? And they just happened to be in that program. But they are three of the most infamous criminals of all time.

And they do have that in common. Or do they also have, they were born sociopath and just they were gonna be criminals where they did that or not. So so here's my here's my thought on it watch this Brennan I'm doing experiments with LSD do you want to sign up do you have anybody have time to sign up? Absolutely not. Okay you don't have any time to sign up because you're busy having a life. Yes. Now the kind of person that says sign me up for a year of experimentation. No, they didn't have a choice.

Well, they were in prison? Yeah. No, they had a choice. No. I think they have to sign consent forms. No, no, no, no, no, no, not back then. That's the problem. Like, like, like, like, whitey bulger

didn't want to do it for a year straight. That's why I wanted to murder the guy. Yeah. But I would say it's one of the misconceptions about like the Charles Manson story that go, the LSD made it crazy. They're also doing him, Fedemains around the clock, and that's like if you were to attribute it to something,

it's like, hold on. I'm not gonna make you fight. Hold on, if you know anything about Charles Manson, first of all, hold on, first of all, his mom gave him up, his mom offered to trade him for eight ounces of a cold beer when he was a kid in front of him at a bar. Yeah. So he, and then he grew up in foster homes. Yeah. And the foster homes he was raped.

And then in order to fight back, he raped another kid at knife point. So he grew up like hustling, like in the dark art. Worst, he'd work. His childhood was awful. Worst, awful, awful. He grew up in the dark. He called the hallways of always. He grew up in the whole random. He called the hallways of always. He grew up in reform schools. That kid was destroyed.

That kid was destroyed from the jump. And then with Ted Kaczynski, he's a bit of a shame because, you know, like, we'll say like, oh, like as a genius. Ted Kaczynski was 16. He took an IQ test and it was so high. He had a full-ride scholarship to Harvard at 16. He almost won a fields medal in the math. At 16.

Like a fields medal, that's the equivalent of the fucking Nobel Prize in science. You wanna hear something else interesting about Ted Kuzinsky, this found it very fascinating. So obviously his mom said he was a social athlete. He volunteered when he came, he came when he came he did yeah he did at Harvard yes at Harvard he didn't he explains why he did that uh... but manston and the other and uh... and i know white bullshed and have a choice a lot of people didn't have a choice and some

would do it just because for free drugs for god's sakes but um... with dad kazinski his things interesting because again his mom said his social path when he came back from the hospital, and he was very smart, but his brother said one of the biggest turning points too, is he was never good with the ladies, he was kind of in cell a little bit. He was very like to himself. He didn't, he was very to himself, he was introvert. But he liked women, clearly, and he would take shots

at women, you know, and they would turn them down, then he met one girl who was into them, and then they went on three dates, and finally she's like, I think we're better off as friends, and then that's when his brother knew his brother had a problem because he was like, dude, I'm gonna hide in her car and kill her, and he's like, what the fuck did you talk about? He's like, I'm just joking.

And his brother's like, well, that's weird. So his big thing, he kept getting turned down by women. So much so, he wanted to know what, he kept getting turned down by women. So much so, he wanted to know what, because he never had sex, nothing. So he was so curious about women, there was such a mystery to him. He actually signed up, this is real.

He actually signed up to go through and have an operation become a woman. And the day of it, he turned, it was like, ah, fuck, I'm gonna be doing it. That was the, wow. The Unibond. So he agreed to be part of the program, turned it was like, ah fuck, I'm gonna be doing it. That was the, Wow. The Unibout. So he agreed to be part of the program. This is, this is Manson, our bolter.

Bolter. Uh, called M.K. Altersdark. In exchange for a lot of sentence. But I guarantee you they end up a year of LSD. Yeah. No. No, what you sign up, you don't know.

Oh, you, you think the wardens can make, I mean, I'm feeling good today. Let's go and skip LSD today. Yeah. No, Baba, we got not feeling good today? Let's go and skip the LSD today. No, Baba, we got research to do. Got some work. You know what, even the guy who's running the experiment where he found out, he found out that you can't

manipulate somebody through drugs and clear their memory, but you can fuck them up big time. To make them schizophrenic and make them delusional, you can do that, but you can't erase a memory and put in a new one. And also there's no mind control as far as the stranger things like picking up a can. They thought they could do,

they thought Russians were doing that. That's why they launched this program. And it fucking nuts. So we have no idea how or why psychedelics work, but that is the new frontier of research. Well, a lot of people think when you see like the prison when it takes psychedelics, like that is the new frontier of research. Well, a lot of people think when you see the prism when it takes psychedelics, that's the next life. Like, a lot of people think that's,

you know, that's how we know there's another world out there. So we see those weird fucking prisms. But it's very beautiful. Right, when you look at that prism and you're on DMT or... Yeah, for five seconds. And then you're in this fucking K hole of... Yeah, I had a life-changing and profound take it easy

I did it for four hours on mushrooms for real when I was 22 I took a divert. I never took I told you You told the story I took I took a four-hour shower. Yeah, yeah, and I I kept seeing myself from the side I kept seeing my I was like my profile is terrible and I hate myself and from the side. I kept seeing myself. And I was like, my profile is terrible. And I hate myself. And what I did was I went, I can't lie about anything anymore. Like, I can't lie to myself.

I can't fucking, I can't, I can't be in relations that I don't want to be into. I can't be lying to my parents. I can't be lying to myself. It was just really profound. You're lying, you're lying. Just like when you're young, you're confused. So you'll do, you'll say,

what I mean by that is that was like this. I was like, okay, you're a cutie back then. I was a cutie pie. I like if you do a bunch of shrooms now. No, I think you're finally accept your hair's terrible. My hair's terrible, but it was more like this. I was like, I will be a banker because that's what my dad is. And that was being a good boy.

And then I was like, I can't do anything that I'm- That you don't wanna do. Yeah. That's not in your DNA. My heart, why are you doing it for it to please other people? So you started brapping banks. I started brapping banks.

I don't wanna be a good boy, I'm gonna be a bad. But that was life-changing. This is gonna sound weird, but I remember, my father had a big influence on me. I was afraid of him. I wanted to stand. Yeah, I was terrified of my dad. I wanted to be like him.

He was the ultimate authority figure. And I fucking took him out. He thought it was weird, because I go, hey, I want to talk to you. And he was like, huh? All right, so we went and I said, I gotta stop trying to be like you. He was like, oh, and I said, I don't, I got to stop trying to be like you. He was like, oh, and I go, I'm just not like you, man.

It's telling me to do a bunch of shrooms and I did. I feel like that didn't go well with your father. It didn't. I know you dad. If he was like, no, I don't think I told you what he like, what? I don't think I told him. No, my dad would know. He wouldn't understand. No, not at all. Yeah. But what I did say was I said, I need to stop trying to be like you, and I'm not sure I'm going,

but I think I have to try to be an actor. And it's cool with it, right? And it's supportive. Yeah. If you were told to true. But he was cool that the way you'd be cool with, like, he was cool that the way you'd be cool with Tiger coming up to you and saying,

Dad, I'm trans. Oh, yeah. And you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, I love you. I love you much. And I see more. And I see more. But all the plans you have for him to be those other things. It's me, Harby.

You're still in a love the fuck. I mean, you're gonna accept it, but it's deep down there. I could see it with my father. I could see him kind of go, it's like when you get broken up with by somebody and they go, it's all good, whatever's good for you. And then it, then it, they leave.

Three years later, you're still fucking. You're still, yeah. No, I think with a dad and your dad too, it's like for your dad, it's scary. It's scary even now, my son's only fucking six and I ain't got a two year old. Mark Saul Boston, how fucking cute is Boston with that shaped head?

Oh yeah. It's like a 300 baby. He looks great. He's talking nonstop, he's the cuteest fucking kid in the world. But your dad has some power and control over you being successful in banking. That's his world. His connections. It's also predictable. There's also like something linear about it.

That's what I'm saying. He can be like, well, because I did this, so if you do this, this and this, you're gonna get here. So you don't need to venture off and do all this, just do this and this, we know you're gonna have a good life here. It's very scary when your child's kid goes, I'm gonna do this. Yeah, when your kid decides no idea about it. When your kid decides to do the,

the uncontake the road less traveled, the unconventional road, man, it's really fucking scary for your parents, because like, you're control. Your kid goes, I'm different, I'm gonna do this thing, and as a parent, first of all, you have no idea how to help them navigate that path. You have no influence there.

It's like, my dad also grew up really poor. So for him, the idea of you being a fucking actor is like, dude, you gotta make a living. Like, he didn't have the luxury of going, you know, you got to pay your rent. He's also not in the business. Right. So to him, it's like, he also knew, but he's also like, you're not Clint Eastwood, but he said to me, I remember he goes, look, I'm just looking at the numbers.

He goes, I'm just looking at, I'm looking at the number of movie stars. Do you want to be a movie star? You want to be an actor? I don't know how to do my dad. I tell you my dad though, I'd be like, dad, but guy goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he looked at it and he goes, you want to be a movie star, you know, I go, yeah, he goes, like Tom Hanks, I remember I was like, yeah, and he goes, so he goes, he goes, he said, you have a better chance.

I just want you to look at the numbers. You have a better chance of being a US Senator. If you look at the numbers, they're all hundred senators. Yeah. But like to be a movie star is there are seven or eight, like it was really interesting. Yeah. And I was like, I got it. I would. But also in that business, like there's different levels to it, like I'll see there's

Tom Hanks. But there's also the guy that you know that he's in all these successful shows that he's not a main character, but you know him, of course. And that he's in all these successful shows that he's not a main character But you know him of course that guy's doing really well, you know, of course But it's up cuz he's not in the business and there's no control my son last night dad Just tell me what you're gonna do. I'm gonna do it as far as crazy I tell what jobs I've won when I'm older and I told him I said blah blah dude You're six you don't need to this is the best part. You don't need to decide.

You don't need to be focused on anything. You do everything, dude. And then you have a long time for your side, dude. It was when I go, mid-twenties, you know? Even then I'm such a pushover. I've probably floated all your bills. So you figured out. Well, the other thing is that you're,

it's really interesting because when your son idolizes, when son idolizes his father, even if the father is a suppressive character, it's like still a big oak tree, he's got to get out from under to get his own sunshine. And sometimes you've got to kind of like, like you said, kind of push him, you know, because I'm my son, I've never loved anything like that in my life. You know, it's fucking weird, right?

And if my son comes to me when he's 30 and says, I need all the money, I'm giving him all the fucking money. If he hits my kidney, I'm giving him my kidney. When I watch intervention, and you see those parents, you start crying. If people don't have kids, they're like, what the fuck mom, given the daughter of the son money for drugs, it's like, I'm telling you, you don't understand it.

I can barely tell my kid know if he wants a toy or candy. I know. Little on if they're 25 strong out on drugs, they don't get it, they're going to the streets? No. But you look at that show intervention different when you have kids. That's my favorite, do you understand it?

That's my favorite Jordan Peterson quote when he was talking about, he was going through hell. He was going through hell. His wife had terminal cancer and his daughter has rheumatoid arthritis. That's where the carnivore. And he was, they put him on this colonopin or some weird drug that he couldn't get over. And he was, they put him in an induced coma. He was coming out of it, man. And you could

see, oh, and by the way, he was only eating meat still is because it was the only way to deal with all the stuff. So he's literally going through this insane chaos. And this fucking, and I watch it all the time, because I just never get tired of it. And I've played it here before, but he goes, you know, the people ask, what is the anecdote to suffering? And I suppose it would be comfort. But comforts what a mother acts out when she swallows a baby.

And a better anecdote to suffering is an adventure to excellence. Try to be the best you can be using all your talents along those lines, right? But that, and he said, the courage of a mother or a father is to facilitate that, not only that, to fucking, but also to encourage it's and meaning, hey, get out of here. It also takes chances. But it's like, go away.

Go out there and then the kid goes figured out. Kid goes, but dad, it's dangerous out there. And it's like, yeah. But he's like, yeah, no kidding. But guess what? It's more dangerous if you stay here with me. And he button it with this. He goes, you go out there, you might lose your body. You stay with me. You'll lose your soul

And I was like mother fucker. It's so true. Yeah, but then also I'll watch baits motel and they're like my girls like that mom that son Accrazyling but also I get it. But she won't let me do anything anything they sleep together. Yeah, like not sexually they sleep together He's 24 I get my Danny my girl Basically makes fun of me because I still baby my son. Yeah, I don't know. I know he's that I do too. I don't know fuck I Love I mean I love my daughter too. My daughter's more independent. She's 14 barely needs me. Yeah, she'll be fairly needs me. Yeah, she's gonna be fine Yeah, yeah, it's dicey. I just love hanging out with them too.

Yeah. You know, I don't know. What was the only one's kids in here? More of them. The chin are like quick giving those kids candy. Candy. No, my friends were never very strict and you know. I just gave you, you mean like they gave freedom to do what the fuck you want.

They did give me quite a bit of freedom. My dad, your hair expresses that. Right? It's a wild. It's true. Yeah. Well, I was just going to say, the only time I remember my dad really getting pissed out like, I remember I was failing a calculus class.

My senior high school and he came out of the football field and like grabbed me off, like bring me to the, you know, tutor or whatever. But like other than like, he wouldn't express public anger like that over, you know, like, was your dad your hero? For sure. I looked up to him a lot and, you know, again, we've talked about some of the things. We're like, things that we're annoying to me is a younger kid, like him stopping people with sed Ignatius sweatshirts on and figuring out the connections.

I'm like, oh my god, but now that's really cool to have. Yeah. That instinct to connect to people. And also is a really good storyteller. So my recollection of family dinners or the whole family together, I'm either the room and I hear it's booming voice, telling some story and making room.

Yeah, that's the same thing. But you're the exact same. Mark's a really good storyteller. Mark's voice booming voice, like telling some story and making every way out of my mind. That's the same one. But you're the exact same. Like Mark's a really good storyteller. Mark's voice is super, I mean, I went with the voice. When we come to the airport, you can hear Mark from a mile away. It's a good voice.

He's loud. A strong one. You also define Mark as a, I would define it as like a free spirit. Mark's a wild kid. Yes. Like you should've been born in the artist, I think. Hey, ashtag.

Artistic, artistic. Yeah, in his own way. Very artistic. Artistic and his own way. Very artistic. Artistic. I appreciate it. So I was gonna say that parenting style, like, you know, if there's arguments against it or whatnot, but I don't think your, you know,

your kid's not gonna begrudge you that. I think every kid responds differently. Some kids, they find, do really well with discipline and rigidity and artistic kids don't. You know, some kids don't do well with a stick, they do way better with a carrot. I was one of those kids, I don't know what I was actually, I don't even know what the fuck I was,

but some kids, you probably did really well with a set schedule and a grind. Some kids are too sensitive for that. They don't want to, you know, some kids practice for hours, they ain't no matter what, because it gives them direction. But still, there has to be some balance. of the factors, for a day no matter what, because it gives them direction.

But still, it has to be something. I might have been a little bit of a balance. I usually can have the kids just really nilly. Like, oh, you don't want to go to school? That's fine. I'm talking about that. Well, then you're fucked, dude. I can not let you do whatever you want.

But you're seven? You never see that experiment they did with the fascinating. They took three year olds, three year olds, and they would take a marshmallow. No, you put it right there and they go, now listen, you can eat that marshmallow now, but if you wait 10 minutes, we'll give you two marshmallows. And the kids that are able to put delayed gratification were better at delayed gratification.

If they could put that, they could, if they can control themselves for 10 minutes, they went on to be much more successful in life. Makes all the sense of the world. You need some structure. There's also, you have those friends growing up where their parents are like their best friends. They're like, they're the parents in high school.

Like, once you guys come over, you know, put your car keys in the bowl here and I'll buy you guys beer. It's like, for a high school. Maybe it's so cool. You know, it's always weird. Those parents will always be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like the kid didn't really respect them, you know. Yeah. They're like more like a bro. They're like friends. Yeah, friends. If you're trying to please your kids, I think that's what I, versus when I hear you, like, you, oh, it's hard to say no, that's airing on this side of like,

the kids know that you love them. 100%. What if they didn't? I don't know what it's like to grow up and feel like, do my parents actually love me? That sounds really sweet. They'll really get whity bulger and Charles Manson and you know, the kids in the three of them.

Fuck yeah, those fucking savages. So, yeah. Cause you know what they say about that? Night stocker. I mean, Sammy the bull, Geronno said, I was dyslexic. And so what happened to me is that, as a kid, they told me I was dumb. And then I didn't give a fuck because they told me,

not only they tell me I was dumb, they asked me to spell cat and laugh. I hear the girls giggling and I couldn't do it. And the humiliation said, he was like, I'm never going to school. I'm going to the street and I'm going to fucking punch people in the face. Like it just changes here, you know? Because they say that people who have a very low, like they're not afraid, you know, bank robbers, race car drivers, there's a personality that just doesn't get as nervous.

They say that those kinds of personalities, if they don't have really loving support of parents, they'll get that juice over here. A lot of times. You're going to check that box with a channel at professional like legal ways, or if they run with the wrong crew, you have very good bank robbers.

Correct. And they don't get caught for a very long time. Correct. That's what it is. That's interesting, right? Yep. That's why I don't get caught for a very long time. Correct. That's what it is. It's interesting, right? Yep. That's why I thought Dexter was such a good movie. Uh, to show love. Because because the this dad finds out he's a serial killer and goes that you like it. You get off on killing things. How he goes? Yeah, and he goes, all right. You're gonna you're gonna get you're gonna kill. I'm gonna let you kill,

but you're gonna kill serial killers. Well, he goes not not serial killers, he's like, we gotta control it. He's like, you're gonna kill bad guys, because these bad guys are cheating the system, getting off, they're killing people and doing like three years, or getting away with it, with some bullshit evidence. He's like, those are actual bad guys.

So if you're gonna kill, you're gonna be like Robin Hood, you're gonna be like Batman. And you just gotta be smart about it. Yeah, he's just good. He's good. Can't feel anything. It was great. It should be mad, right? It should be's just good. It was good. Can't feel anything. It was great. It should be mad, right?

It should be mad the disguise pulling my girlfriend. You know, I should. It's like, I guess maybe I'll kill him. But then he loved his son. I didn't get to that part. Oh, he had his son. Yeah, that's a weird one. That's not in the new, the newest season,

which it was the season finale. You don't want me to run it for you, right? No. Okay, well, it's for sure the season's not right. Okay right? His son, he had to, well, he had to, he Yeah, I don't want room for you. Can I ask you to get the fake his own death to get away? Because there's so much heat on Miami. So he moves to like Montana or some shit. And he starts a new life, new name there. And his son actually seeks him out and finds him. And he's like 18 now. Yeah, it's so interesting. I thought there was season. The first three with the same rider.

Yeah. Some of the best TV all the time. Yeah. After three, it gets a little rough. It does. This newest one that they've dropped. The newest one. Yeah, on Showtime. It came out a few months ago. Fuck. That newest one, which is not even the real dexter season eight. I thought was the... Same actor. Oh, yeah. All the same eight. I thought with a factor. Oh yeah, all the same cast. I thought season and the sisters in it too as it goes. I think season one two three, so the best TV ever. Four through seven was sloppy because they lost their head rider to twilight. She moved

up. She was like, oh, say less. I'm going to go right for twilight and make all the money. So then they had new riders. So it wasn't't as good and then season eight is right up There one through three. What's this diagnosis? He had cancer. I remember that. That's why they took such a long break Between I think like seasons four through seven. There's long breaks. He had cancer and they beat and came back You know he's in a band. He's saying, he's like towards things. Yeah, he's talented. Yeah, talented motherfucker.

Hoshkins. Is that someone that's? Yeah, it's very, it's very curable, but it's no, he's cured of it. That's why he came back. Yeah, but he had it while he was shooting. Damn. I just like season four and five, six, he had it then was dealing with like chemo and shit.

Beast. That's not fun. Yeah,. Beast. That's not fun. Yeah, super beast. That's not fun. I love Dexter. Listen, dude. Oh my god, I've been waiting for this. Let's take a break,

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I just heard a rumor. There's two, there's two, there's Nadea's Homsatz announced in September. You wanna talk about that first? Sure, bring it, what do you got? A, do you like it, B, do you wanna bet on it? I hate it. Why? I like Nate Diaz that's why you

not like comes up I don't want Nate Diaz fighting a guy who's in who should be two way classes ahead of him and also I mean who is the newest blood and a fucking monster and Nate Diaz is more in the toilet of his career I want to see I want to see Nate make all the money, but I don't want to see Nate take that kind of damage. Here's what I'm hoping, Nate, and he, that's not gonna happen. But, I think, see, I don't think, don't you wrong. When they first announced, I was like,

Jesus Christ, doesn't pay to talk shit to the boss. Because what I think happened is, Nate kept poking the bull, kept poking the bull, and Dana goes oh you want you want to fight you you want to play this game dude you have one-finding contract here's literally the worst possible matchup for you here's Hamza you're gonna be a plus 1100 matchup it isn't it it isn't when I first initially heard I was like oh my god they're fucking the ideas. Part of me and how social media is, social media is like 15 years

and you'll see this how you repay guys just cause he wants to leave and do his thing. And I was like, yeah, they're right. And I thought about too, it's like Dana's like, all right dude, we're trying to just get a fight. We do gotta build the business. If Hamzaa absolutely destroys Nate, builds the myth of Hamzaa, to be fair too though,

Hamzaat showed holes in the Gilbert Burns fight where if he fought the same way against Nate, he's not going to win. But I think he's going to, I really think he's going to, his camp, he's from a great camp. They're going to go, I dude, this isn't going to be an all out brawl, you're going to use your fucking brain because you're monster and fight smart so if it's a improved homesthat It's gonna be a long night for Nate by long. I mean short. Yeah, but if Nate's oh god, I'm tough It's Nate's so tough fucking tough a long night. It's gonna be a long night. I don't want to see me take that kind of damage

I know Nate's tough. I know Nate can take all the damage. I don't want to see him Get that kind of damage from a monster like Komsad. Who's this young lion? Who's confided 85 and give everybody fits? 85. But we think that. And I said that too. Before he fought Gilbert, I'm like,

he can go to 85. If I can go to 205, Nate's a big ass, 170. Nate's making me that bigger than Nate. Nate walks at 190. I know what Nate walks at. And Nate is big, but Kamzad is just a different, he's just a different thing. He's the elite, new elite. I hate him.

He's not the, he, he, he beat Gilbert Burns, Bob. In all our war. I still beat him. Short Gilbert Burns. He still beat that. Short Gilbert Burns. Not Beat Us That. Hold on.

Short Gilbert Burns, who's not known as a striker, and beat him in a striking. Gilbert Burns is. He's not being a short deal. Hold on, short, Gilbert Burns, who's not known as a striker, and beat him in a striking. Gilbert Burns is, he's not a striker. He's explosive as, not a striker. He's head around, dude. He's not a striker. And, yeah, and Gilbert Burns is still a striker. He'll, hold on, be.

Gilbert Burns is a world-class mission artist and has more submissions than knockout. Oh, what got him? What got him to the dance was what? Knockin' people out. No, no, no, no, no. Bring up his, what got him to the dance was what? Knockin' people out. No, no, no, no, no. Bring up his, What got him to the dance is his submission game.

Bring up his, As he evolved, he started to knock guys out. Right. That's what I'm saying though. But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were,

But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were,

But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you were, But you see what I'm saying? Be like, got him to the UFC? Look at his submissions. There's some TKOs in there.

But look at all his submissions. A lot of submissions. A lot of submissions. Then he gets there. Because you go to the ground with him, you're in trouble. His first thing is not striking. His first thing is, his background is, well, I'm talking world class.

Yes. World class, Jiu-Jitsu guys. And exclusive. He was a Jiu-Jitsu coach at Reign. Like, I know him just as Jiu-Jitsu coach, strikingitsukot. And excuse me, he was a Jitsukot at rain. Like, I know him just as Jitsukot's striking came second air. So for me, with Hamza and that fight, for that to be an all-out brawl, again, Hamza fought stupid. He won. He beat the num2 guy in the world, which is amazing, at his ranking. But again, you outstruck a guy whose background is Jitsuk. Because if you do that

to, you know, the elite strikers, there's no way Homestock makes it out of that alive. It's just not happening. Those guys are too technical. You're gonna be up all with a world class striker. It's gonna be a long night for you. But I think that was a lack of experience.

He's gonna go back to the drawing board because he can't fight smart. And I would assume he fights smart against the ideas. Because here's the thing. Part of me, part of me, and I would assume he fights smart against Nate Diaz because here's the thing. Part of me, part of me, and I'm a huge homestead fan. And for the UFC, which, you know, I'm a UFC through and through, for the UFC, obviously it's a better homestead one because Nate's going to write off the sunset fight Jake Paul and that's how this story ends.

Would it be funny if Nate Diaz submits homms out with a triangle and does this while he's choking them out. They give him the mic and he Lights up Daningos fuck you. This was the guy. This is you thought he was gonna beat me How fun with that be when that be fun sure and there's a possibility that could happen and that's why this is great and fantasy land I love how you're riding so hard for Nate. I really do appreciate it I love Nate. Yes, but I'm just saying if that harms that who showed up to fight Gilbert Burns comes with this I disagree I disagree. I still be too. He's too big. He's too. He's just too good. I'm telling you he's not that much bigger dude Too good. He's not that much bigger Nate. He's not taller Nate big. He's six to Nate's fucking big about five six one No, Nate's big I've been I spent I've I've also spent time with him. He's about six one. He's big every bit of it

One night and so's homestead dude homestead's days you think Homestead's about six to homestead looked enormous Homestead looked enormous Enormous next Gilbert Burns because they have to give away list of five Gilbert's not five. No, he's not he's definitely not Kobe's definitely he's 5'11, but But fucking Come's not six, but isn't there something fun? You wouldn't it be cool if

Nate were to beat him and ruin the plan of course. What if Leon Edwards beats Usam? Usman what's he do? know the US he's like holy shit It's fun. It's fine. What if taxpayer beats is he All this could happen. These aren't long shots. I know Leon Edwards is gonna challenge Usman like you've never seen Is that a fucking really yes? It's just striking and Leon enter the fucking set. This is the problem. He's not the most Here's mad at guy. He's not gonna do a dope promo on with if he gets with he wins Huh Technique why are you saying maybe toughest fight for his mom by four what but by far not named Kobe

Colby's toughest matchup style is green. They've had to just like the wrestling the pays the right is the unedwards wrestling pedigree You don't have a wrestling pedigree, but it's take gun defense is filthy. It's filthy out of her seven years Feel at a K a seven year Josh Thompson's a lot you don't Josh Thompson was the camp the a K's like, dude You've never seen a striker like this dude Yeah, this is the guy who lit up Nate and almost got knocked out. Yeah, this guy that hold on this together that destroyed Nate. Yeah for four rounds four minutes and 30 seconds and the last 30 seconds got wobbled

But that fight there's 10 eight rounds. So his his his his striking is high high level high level Yeah, what the fucking win he also took down Nate quite a bit and controlled him on the ground Yeah, so so he fought tomorrow's men before it to a decision In seven years ago This kid is a fucking savage, but in the entertainment aspect of it He's you know, I guess I'll take it for the UFC if Usman loses to Leon Edwards nightmare, right for the night man If Alex Piera beats is he nightmare nightmare? You need to read, like, just be giggulous.

Yeah, just be giggulous where we're done. No, I agree. And then Nate beats fucking hombs like with instant show. It becomes a complete chis-chop. Sign me up. Have you seen that meme of that fucking cartoon? There's this fire around him and it says,

I'm fine. That's what you have to see. And I'm all for I like chaos and that's what I do too. I do fine. That's the UFC. And I'm all for I like chaos and my- That's what I do too. I do too. Now the odds are, if you're, that's me right there, I'm fine. I think it's Dana, I think to your point-

That's Dana right there in the little half. I think to your point, it's Dana saying to Nate, hey listen dude, you're talking a lot of shit. Do you wanna fight? Here you go, that's what's really going on. You'll get paid, there's that, but then there's also like, if you're a businessman,

which it take all your admiration for Nate away, take all that away, if you're a businessman, you wanna build the next young lion. Nate has the most diehard fan base. Massive, top five people you start. Yeah. Hombslot, your saying is the next big thing, and to all signs, you're right is the next big thing and to all

Signs you're right. Yeah, he beat the number two guy in the world Yeah, in a all-out war and was ranked fucking 11 and jumped all the way to tune beat him Yeah, so all signs of point that he is the next guy sure so you want if you want him to be the next guy You got to have him take out a legend. This has been their game plan to a T from day one Isn't there a buck takes out the legend. Isn't there a bigger legend, not a bigger legend, isn't there a more challenging legend? I'm trying to think of who would be good. Who?

At once, Stephanie. Who? I would have said Robert Lawler, but not after. Can't do right away, Lawler. No. Come on for loss. Yep. And a knockout, too, or like I do.

Take care. So you look at it, though. Everyone else, you do Wonder Boy? Come on for loss. Yep, and a knockout too, or like I do. So you look at it though, everyone else, you do Wonderboy, Wonderboy's up there. Wonderboy, he's a legend. Yeah. But other than that, not really do. Homs at number three. Leon Edwards has a date already.

Kobe suing, getting Kobe's, you know, has an injury. That would be, Kobe Homsett for me was the fight Yes, but then they must have with Colby's like I'm not ready to go so they went all right Hey, what the fight until he's down to do it so Kobe what he's he's what's going on with him He's hurt when he got sucker punch that apparently something there's some Issues Like physical. Mm-hmm. Oh shit. That's not good That's really good. So he's not ready for the ABC card.

So then you're- Is I something happened? Brain. Yeah, brain and his tooth, he docked out his teeth and also his brain. Got hope. I hope for Colby's take and for, I just hope to God that he's- You want a legend?

A legend that nobody's gonna complain about? Don't tell me, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, can I just ask him about the Colby thing? The guy who sucker punched Colby. Give him, if you want wanna make Mazoodle pay, give Hamzaat Mazoodle. That's the move. You wanna disappoint someone?

Just point Mazoodle. Not Nate, who's, you know. Do you think that Kobe is saying his brain because he can sue for more money? I hope. He was saying that after he got hit, he didn't like Trump anymore. So people were like, that's, whoa. He started, yeah, you can't remember. He went, he went,

whoa, he had hit so hard, he's, whoa. That's not good. But I think that feels like, that feels like what you do say, if you want to make some money. I'm dizzy, I can't sleep, I'm forgetting things, you know, all that stuff. Kobe makes pretty good money, Kobe's a good dude. I hope he doesn't have a brand injury is what I'm trying to say. I know there's some issues there.

It's definitely possible man, getting sucker punched, really hard, he hit him twice. He did? Yeah, free shot, and Horey hits pretty hard. Yeah, when you're not bracing, I'm a Horey fan, I wish you didn't do that. But he just came up with just, just, just, just a bunch of freaking lanes. But um, um, the homicide Nate, you know, I can see how the public's like,

dude, this is fucked up. It's how you repay a gap after 15 years and Dan's like, I've a business run. He wants to leave. He has this big name. We're trying to sell tickets on this kid now. If you watch him destroy Nate, and then think about the lead up, like Nate's gonna be talking, all sorts of shit. And I don't think Nate's hate's gonna be direct towards Homestead.

He's gonna definitely throw a shot at him, but I think he respects Homestead. He's hating me towards Dana, and it's entertaining as shit. I just think it's fucked up. And he's gonna write off in the sunset. But Nate believes he can win. I, I, I, I, I, I, well, I'm a fighter like that always does up and he's gonna write up in the sunset but they believe he can win i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i with the Jake Paul fight for you to do that, you gotta walk through fire. You know who you're dealing with, it's Dana White, right?

He's very cutthroat. I think he was in that MK Ultra program, okay? I don't want to start any rumors. I understand, I understand. But you're dealing with a straight business that's sharp. And he's like, we gotta build the next guy. You want out, you're gonna walk through Dagestanian via Sweden fucking fire.

Dagestanian fire. Chesnian. It's Chesnian is Cheshtan my bad very simple very simple It's not like this you're here Cheshtan via Sweden fire. Yeah, but at the end of that rainbow is Jake Paul There you go Although that's not an easy fight eat And easy fight. No, that's not easy at all. Take mine honey. Yeah, that's no dude Nate's make it up But here's you know, here's a prize fight. Nate's between this fight and Jake is making bank.

Let's just say on the small end, $15 million, you're exiled, you're that much? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's a lot of money. But the bulk of it comes from Jake. He might make, you know, I don't know, two to three million here, but the rest of it comes from Jake.

It's Jake. But here's, here's a caveat. And this is the chaos. If Jake were to lose to Hassan Jr. that Nate fight's not as fun. So Hassan don't fuck up my Saturday. I think Hassan might like, like it be knocks him out. If Nate, this is such a challenge for Nate. He's a boss.

For Nate or Jake. For Jake. He's a boss. You know, the thing is that we've had my brother, you know, Jay won't whenever I talk about fighters. If I'm wrong, we get emails. Yeah. And when it was talking about his son, uh, rockman, junior.

Yeah. When I was sitting, he has a hundred amateur fights and he's 12 and one. A lot of people are like, have you seen his am, like on, like he says he has a hundred amateur fights. That's what his team told me. Has a hundred fights. So I repeat what his team told me. He has 100 fights. So I repeat what his team says to me.

Sure. On the internet, I guess his amateur records like 12 and 14. It's not as amateur, that means it's not for you. And then Pro, he's 12 and one. If you look at the A's, he's five. He's five. He's just a schmucks. He's five, like really bad guys.

And then Dana also made a good point. He goes, hold on. If you're Jake, why are you fighting the guy that lost to Tommy Morrison Jr.? Why don't you fight Tommy Morrison Jr.? Like fight the guy that won, fight the guy that's coming out to loss.

So Tommy Morrison Jr. is a badass. Is he, is he, is he a, I mean, he knocked this guy out, you know, he knocked him out. Bring him out. They said he was doing really well until like the, he lost in the fourth or fifth round but he said he was doing really well until like the he lost in the fourth or fifth round, but he said he was doing really well against him for whatever rounds and he kind of just got the fight.

Yeah, I saw the fight. It was a good fight and then he caught him and then finished him. And apparently, I think it's time to be more serious. Yeah, it's his son. Okay. Tray lip. Tray lip. His dad kind of criticized him to hear that or he's like, he's, little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is.

He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is.

He's a little bit more than he is. He's a little bit more than he is. he was a... See, 18, this is, he looks like his... No. You know? Wow. All right. I don't know if this is the guy there. That's him.

No, that's him. He was Tray Lip Morrison. I mean, he won against Hassan. Hassan is record. What about him? It's on the record. Is it? Yeah, it's the first one. Is it not? It's not on there? No. Weird. What are we missing? Hold on, let me go to Hassan. James Morrison. Look at that. James Morrison. Do see have two sons let me look at how sons record real quick Jake Paul hospitalized broken back It's hilarious though because they scared me to

So that's him there. Yes, I broke my back James Morrison James Morrison. So if you click on that Come on, I know can you continue with Google? There there pops up Fuck sex is James Morrison writer singer so little Spotify James McKenzie Morrison here you go Spam pictures. Let me see what it looks like once at the computer 19 and no 17 knockouts So that's Dana's point like fight that guy. He just beat the guy. Why would you fight a cake? I'm off a loss Fear point I also take us six fights. Yeah, and this guy's a real fighter. I mean, he's still a real boxer You know, looks a lot like shit. He does dad's body. His dad and his prime was body the fuck up

Probably was doing I got some help. Excuse me back at that. It was so fun. Yeah Yeah, those are oh, yeah, those are implants. Do you know that yeah, yeah, chest implants really weird Wait did he had a head. Yeah, yeah, he had a it's yeah, you look crazy Yeah, Denmark yet AIDS of course. You got breast implants. I thought like dude. He was so jacked Yeah, he was Stod now do we think back then, there's really only two ways to get dates, right? All right, all right.

So, I'm not using either doing some butt stuff with me. Sir, I'm not going to be- I think you had some wild nights, sir. I have you shoot needles. Sir, there's only two, sir. I've got to remember what's for the first 40. The people's chicken nuggets back then. Can we talk about the next MMA issue? I heard a in. I'm checking in. I'm checking in.

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because that he works for the SPN, which the UFC works for. It used to be Ariel, right? And then Ariel had to fall in out with the UFC in Dayton White. Now it's Brett Okamoto is their cash cow media guy so Brett is if it comes from Brett you can take it's happening. Brett tweeted out that sugar shano-malley is fighting Peter Yon. I don't understand that. I don't either. I because who I saw it why would they do that sugar? I want sugar to...

Now I know they were talking shit to each other. That's fine, but I want sugar to kind of be like, I want him to be fabulous and fantastic and keep winning and keep developing and then in two years, in three years... You're talking like somebody who cares about sugar shell. You're talking like you have a brain. Actually, no, no, no hold on I'm actually talking like somebody who actually cares about the USC to because he's a big star

So you create a life I hate this I you knew you know me be I hate this right not and some because can sugar Sean beat Peter on 100% 100% not a bad bet 100% My issue is is and I tell us the every young when fights come in food truck Whatever that's for advice. I say dude. It is a marathon not a sprint right the media the UFC the fan base is gonna Push you for these huge tough fight right if you're not getting paid to fight those huge stuff fights And if you don't have the experience on your belt You are cutting your career in half and For what from the pressure from fans and now you see the comms on what why would they do this what well hold on?

Because there's a Hundreds of thousands people going oh sugar shons never fought anybody you need to fight so that narrative He tries to ignore it right and put sugars on soul shul he's on fucking twitch eventually. He's like they're right I Need to prove myself. No, you don't. You're making more money than God outside the octagon. You got fucking rainbow here.

But you let this get to you and your coaches go, you know what, let's shut them up. Okay, cool. If you remember, your manager should be saying the same shit I'm saying. It is a marathon, not a sprint. Let's go through, B, let's go through his path. He's fighting Peter Young in September.

All right, October 27th, as I always said, Peter Young, such a fucking monster. So, be, let's go through it. Let's go through it. You're, you're, you're, you know what? Let's play in your sugar shanomali. And I'm just reported going through it. So, let's say, best case scenario,

hey, chin, bring up the rankings for me. Would you? Bring up the rankings for me. Would you bring up the rankings for me? We're sugar shons that because by the way you can replace sugar shon Within my Brian of tiger to I would have brought him up way slower personally I don't just me don't you be starting Brian take it do not give me shit to great look ass ass head or Gracie what happened when I when they announced one of his fights I called it and begged them not to think different did didn't become same same different conversation So I'm a reporter your your sugar son of a you just knocked out Peter young right?

You just not appear the number one guy in the world and you're ranked number 13 right? Yeah We tried to give you the number nine guy Pedro Munoz who was a ideal stylistic match up for you in the top 10. Sure. You beat Peter Yon. Hold on. You beat Peter Yon, right? What's after that?

Well, Peter Yonz, a giant named Al-Tremaine Sterling. Or? Because Al-Tremaine and TJ Dill shall have to fight. Or TJ Dillishon. Now are those guys good at wrestling? I'm just, no, I'm asking you, right. Are they good? No, I'm just asking you, dude.

Are they, would you say they're fairly good at wrestling? Only if you think, only if you consider like, fucking a whirlwind, a whirlwind band-chain, like, right. So, hey B, let me ask you this. Would you consider Al Jermaine Sterling have good wrestling? Just a little bit, just a little bitaine sterling that of good wrestling? Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

Yeah. He has good wrestling? Yeah. Peter Jan out wrestled Al Jermaine. Yeah, I know. Multiple times to go down. Tricked him a lot with those Samba trips. Now, the last one he lost in Al Jermaine got his back here.

Sure. You know, he proves how good Al Jermaine is. Correct. So Al Jermaine's pretty good wrestling. He's pretty good wrestling. Pretty good. Sure, Sean. Or very good. Sean.'re Sean or very Sean.

But I almost stand up, very hard to train for. Good Jujitsu. Yeah. After you beat Peter Yon, it does not, we can't protect you anymore. I want to see, this is our last time we can protect, protect you new meaning. It's the, you're going to be fight monsters.

Pedro Muno is not an easy test. Peter Yon, not an easy fucking test. But stylistically, we can see how you have advantages in those fights. I'm not a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all. I'm a pro at all.

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Yeah. Motherfucker, young Joe, and kicking. You lose all good. Go back to the wrong word. That's beautiful. But Peter Young, the former world champion. It's just an assassin, an assassin, a murderer. Like high level, like striking, like just, I don't know, man.

And I'm not saying, I'm not saying sugar can't need anybody on the planet. It's just that like you said, to your point, I wanna see this guy be shine and be a huge life. For how long? For how long? I would, don't ask me, I'm the wrong guy to ask. For 10 years, brother.

Yeah. That would be a great career. Yeah, I'm keeping him. I'm keeping him. I'm keeping him. You're on the fast track. You get the fast pass at UFC land. This is the fast pass at UFC land, and you're going through the park quicker. You get the fast pass at UFC land. This is the fast pass in your C-land

and you're gonna go through the park quicker. You're me exhausted though. No, my issue is that I think Sugar Sean has all the talent in the world, but like everything in fighting, it takes time to develop. That's why boxers, they bring you up slowly. You get developed slowly.

You fill those holes in your game. You throw, you throw them to some fucking high level wrestler. It's like, I don't feel like seeing sure. And just so you guys know, sugar Sean, Nate Diaz, Hamza at Izzy, John Jones, the big names, Volkanovski, the big names, you know who decides who fights each other, right? No. Day and white. He okays that. The other, the smaller stuff, Hunter Campbell and the other guys deal with it. But why is the big boy fights?

Why would he? Dana personally, Pat's in so explain this to me. What in Dan is mine? What is this about? I don't know. I, I don't know. I don't know beat.

You know me, I'm fully against rushing guys. And now, here's my thing, my own caveat is sugar can beat him. He can. He can. He can. If Peter Yon decides to defend himself a striker all night,

sugar's longer, has some range dynamic on the feet. Sure. You know, if Peter Yon team goes, we can't prove it, because we haven't seen it really. You know, if we want team goes, we can't prove it because we haven't seen it really. You know, if we want to make this a grappling match, it could be a long night for sugar. Drag him to later rounds. Yeah. And then knock him out. That's what I do. That's what, and here's the thing. I'm not saying anything that his team doesn't know. He was a world champion for a reason. It could be a very easy night for Peter on but sugar is dynamic and could not come out

I my only my caveat there again. Where do you go from here? That's what I mean now we can't protect you now There's no more bubble dude. That's what I mean and there's a guy's that still has like he still has some shining to do Give him three years to be fucking fantastic, but let's the three years is a bit of a reason. Of course, San Hagen to be great fight for him. And not even hold on hold on. Jose Aldo if you want a young bike to fight a legend, Jose Aldo would be a better matchup. Cory San De Hagen, Marlon Vera be fun. A Rob Funt would be fun.

Correct. Dominic Cruz, older legend. Dominic Cruz is so many better picks. Why wouldn't you just go to number eight? Why do we have to jump all the way to the top? Bull, but why not if you're 13, why not fight a guy who just won, who's been in the U.S. for a while,

who's the well-known guy. Fuckin' he's called you out. Why not fight Ricky Simone? Why not put Ricky on the mat? Who just had a phenomenal win over my boy. Just had a great win called him out. I think what they want with Sean is like to him to fight a name, but Dominic Cruz would be great.

I mean, pick anybody in the fucking two through fucking 11, two through 12. I know. I don't know. But something that had to go on again, I don't know if the MK Ultra experiment, so, but Dana woke up on the wrong side of bed and went, oh, you know what today is?

And Hunter Campbell's like, wow, he's out. It's fucking Wednesday. And he goes, fucking Wednesday is, wow, he's so, it's fucking Wednesday. And he goes, fuck him Wednesday, yeah, fuck him. All right, here's what we're gonna do. Hamzot, and Hunter, he goes, you have your no-pad out of you, yeah, yeah.

What do you got? Hamzot, Nate Diaz, September, and he's like, what? He's like, that's right. Speaking of fucking Wednesday, that sugar shano is yapping about fights. Let's give him Peter Young. And let's get pranked on Buckham.

And then Hunter goes, Hunter goes, Hunter goes, hold on, hold on. The number one guy in the world, he goes, yeah. Welcome to Buckham Wednesday. And then I think Hunter goes, yeah, that's Buckham. Real quick though, just spit ball and ideas. I just wanna go over everything. What if both guys win?

And then what if Leon Edwards beats Uspin? And then what if fucking Piera beats easy, dude? You know, so it's like, but for the UFC, they want sugar to win. Do you just have to hope that patty fights this weekend, who's gonna win I think in the first round? You hope that and I fucking, I want to protect patty at all costs. You got to hope that fucking Wednesday I fucking, I want to protect Patty at all costs. You got to hope that fucking Wednesday doesn't leak over in a fucking Wednesday next week. And then they announce Patty versus, you know, fucking mockachepher some shit. I don't know what they're going to do.

Everybody needs to have their head on a swivel. Because Dana woke up with fucking Wednesday just to say, and he just blown up the company and you know what? Yeah. Daddy's here for it. I mean, let's get Usman to fight fucking, you know, Nangano was big. My favorite, my favorite, my favorite, the report goes, hey, we heard the meeting with Nate, he said there's only two viable options.

You can see there is your Francis. How did you respond? And Dan was, what do you say? How did you respond, and Dan was, what do you say? What do you want me to do? You serious? You really ask him about this bullshit? He's gonna fight Francis and God. So he's dead there.

Yeah, he goes, what do you want me to say? What can I say to that? Since I, what do you want me to say to that? It's like the only time I see Dan like speeches and he goes, what, what do you want me to do? Francis and God, you know? Insanity, dude. That's how I'm dealing with a fucking circus.

I'm very surprised that Dana would take one of his biggest stars, Sherrish on a mallet, and not bring him up slower. What if he asked for it? What if he was like, I want to fight it like a hot guy? Sugar has already tweeted at Peter Yann. He said, hey, they thought she did it. Sugar's hilarious. You want to beat me up for a while, and Peter Yann was like,

smoking weed again You know getting high again or high again Probably said in Russian accent too the great thing about sugar is he's very aware of very self-aware You know but he's a fighter and he's gonna fight anybody. Yeah, but I just don't get a twist it though now this isn't This isn't a Naitia's homes of This isn't a Naitia's homes of the situation. No, no, no, sugar shoggy, no, no, sugar can win this fight. That's not my critique, my critique is,

what do we do after this? It's a marathon out of sprint, and all of a sudden you've got in the fast pass lanes. He's in the monster, he's in the squad. You're not fighting 11 through 15 anymore. Now, once you be the number one guy, you're gonna be two or three. There's no, again, no more protection and I don't know what is con I know you got paid But did you get paid at a world class level? I don't think so but I know if he becomes champ

There's a bump in pay if sugar son becomes champ He's gonna make so much fucking money. It's insane. Yeah, nobody's gonna capitalize more on being a champion of sugar shop I think sugar shot patty pimlet right up there but again patty has a ways to go but it's fucking Wednesday and if that leaks over to fuck them Wednesday next week oh if I'm a young hungry farmer Jesus Christ you put money on the uh mock chiff all the verify um I mean I was bet. Yeah, I want to make money. So I'm going to bet on, it's not because I think he is going to win because he can win.

I'm going to bet the dog in Charles O'Levere, because I've always questioned his heart and he's shown multiple times now, like in the Michael Chanel fight, his heart. And I, I'm not sold on Michael Jeff, even though everybody who I respect in the Michael channel if I he has heart. And I, I'm not sold on market jet, even though everybody who I respect in the space is including Josh Thompson, who goes, I'm, you haven't seen shit, dude.

Wait till he gets comfortable. I'm telling you dude, you haven't seen shit. He's could be monster with, he's could be, but he is better striking. His grappling if could bebes in 11, Muckjub's a 10. So he, think of, he goes, think of could bebe. His grappling is not as good,

but it's the best in the division, it's not the best of all time, but it's the best at 155 right now, by far. And he has, and he hasn't shown that. Now, add striking to Kabeab. Like technical wise, Muckchews a savage. And he goes in the train room, he goes way too, he gets more comfortable in front of the cameras.

Hmm. Now, I respect the fuck that I've judged on. Captain AK, I love Josh. For not phenomenal podcasts, he's the best. Even that being said, I have to see it myself. I'm not completely sold on Mach-Jabye. I want to see him go through the areas and do you fucking broke his ankle.

Yeah. And he just don't beat one guy and then I go, okay, he's ready for Charles Oliver. Oliver is okay. I've seen, well, technically he's not, but Toulousey is right, Miss Wait. But I've seen Charles O'Levere go through shit. That Michael Chandler first round could be in 10-8, comes back, beats him.

Yeah, and the fight before that. He's phenomenal. So I'm not ready to just disregard that and be all in a mocked Jeff until I see it myself. So I'm a bet on Charles Lever, long story short. And I like money. And he's under the dog. Yeah.

Now the bet would be Mark Jeff, if you think Mark Jeff can get done, you bet that he gets to finish. Oh, it's a good time to be a UFC fan though. Look at all those wins. I know. Think we did the Justin Gachi Dustin Porre, Michael Chandler, Tony Ferguson, Kevin Lee. It's not nuts. God damn it's nuts. Any great days that it's fucking Wednesday boys. Let's shake the twans. The Lord have mercy. Wouldn't it be weird to have that power if you're Dana? It's a big response to the Lord.

I'm too nice. I think you have to be pretty cutthroat. I'm too nice. Wait, you're nice. It's a big responsibility. Wait, you're nice. I'd like if like a DC or Brian Stan, Randy of C, I don't think they could do it at the level of Dana does.

I do think he's the best to ever do it. I think, but you have to be a certain personality type, you know? Yeah. Yeah, you do. I think DC and Bryan Stem might be a little too nice. You got to make hard to say that. To me, that whole thing was Sean and Peter Yanis, a head scratcher. I don't know why you do it.

I don't know what you do. He's one of the brighter stars, Sean. Just such a bright star. So, yeah you might just you might have been asking for it You know behind the scenes he's been like hey all we want we're not gonna redo the Pedro Minos fight We won that fight like all right dude. What do you want Peter? I'm talking all the shit, man Is that all right? Let's see if Peter's into it. That'd be fun the division kind of tied up We got everything going we're still in Al Jermermaine, TJ. We got Corey Santa Hagen and, what's the fucking kid name,

so do young or whatever. He was a songa, fucking monster. You had that tied up. Peter, I was not doing anything, let's call Peter. What's going on with Santa Hagen right now? He has a fight coming up. Yeah. Who's the top fight? I hate the fight for him.

He's fighting that guy. This Chinese youngster, who's a fucking son of a male, I think he's regular, ten. Oh, monster. Oh, yes. Really? Yes. And they're trying to get the song young Dong.

So, yeah, they're trying to get, you know. That guy's a monster? Super monster. Really? Super savage. I hate this fucking fight. And he, why do you hate it so much? Because it will be, think about it.

You've never heard of him. No. Okay, so you've never heard of it But he's a nightmare Yes, he's a fucking nightmare. What is what makes him such a nightmare? Just he's good at everything He's creating a Russian lab. That's why I'm scared of him I was just looking at McGregor's age when he fought Mendez for the interim title Save the shadow man. Lee right now.

27. For what it's worth, I know people are in different trajectories, but I was just curious. I'm like, I wonder how old Connor was when he, you know, when he, Yeah, you could say Connor walked through the fire. I mean, kind of, you know, the even Chad Mendes, but I was on short notice.

Yeah. And Chad Mendes is a very good wrestler, and he's absolutely annihilated Chad Mendes. He got taken down, but that was the plan. And then when he got to say, I think he knew Chad didn't have time to train. He was going to gas in the first round. So it's just where, whether that first round,

that was still dangerous fight though. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. That's prime. So actually, if you don't, if you remember, Chad put him on his back and started beating on him and Connor was talking him the whole time, but they were like,

the blue book here is just to get him on his back, pick him up and throw him on his back, you know. So that was his 20th professional fight with Gregor as a Gensmenda's, I wonder what, sorry, O'Malley's ever. O'Malley is a lot of experience, not in the UFC, but you know, rush to the scene on content and shows, but you'll be surprised how much experience

Sugar Shot has if you're looking up. There's a lot. For Sugar, maybe he views things different. Maybe it's, I don't want to keep doing this. We're 10 years behind in Brennan, just to fuck up. How about I want to do it for three? That's fair. That might be, by the way, hey, if I'm sure what Sugar's defense is here? I'm gonna get to the chairmanship as best possible make all the money

I love and then right out on twitch in my merch sell so much money great. I'll become champion I'm gonna get sick for if he goes I'm gonna get a cigarette and get CT. I have too much shit to do I'm young I've kids love it. I have a kid. I love it. Yeah, so this will be his 18th fight Yeah, sugar sorry. He's not like some newbie You know, he's not like some newbie. You know, he's just killer to the UFC fan base. He's new, but he has experience. And you know, he has experience,

but not that level. Peter Young. It's fucking Wednesday. All right, what are you going to do? What's hilarious? Already? The, this one? I thought this was hilarious. Just the The uh, this one? I thought this was hilarious.

Just the balls on this guy. He finds a gator in a playground, goes up to it in a bush, I guess he wanted his kids to continue to be able to play. So it grabs it by the tail and yanks it across the screen, it's about to see. That's a decent way to do that. So bad. For the kids. I don't think he realized how strong that tail is well, I guess not small

It's still a fucking wild alligator. You wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that That guy's a bad guy's a bad ass. Look at him He's got a small gator doing that. That's it looks like a seven foot long That's not a small gator, dude. That looks like a strong tie. It was seven foot long. Yeah. That's hilarious. Dude, when I told you, there's like,

mountain lions and shit, there's mountain lions sighting and the calories in my yard. Well, now they're just disrespecting. Now, I don't see them. They just drop the biggest shits in my yard. Like, we're here, dude. Mountain lions are archaic. We don't know.

It looks all the same, but they are dropping heavy shits on my backyard. Jesus, with fur, and shit like berries and I like you to some wild shit. Yeah literally no punting I mean wild shit. Yeah, yeah, it's it's some foreign shit And just all the time though like just so disrespectful like when we're replayed over the kids play by the pool It's just insane. Just shit. You're going the mountains. Doing the dirt. No, we're in a shit where you guys are at.

That's fucked up. A massive shit's to it. It's fucking rude, man. Oh, you'll love this big. I take, I'm still destroying King's thing, but fuck it. I took Tiger to the Home Run Derby, shout out to our boy, Kevin Bay, through guest. I got this Jersey Derby, got Tiger the same one.

It caused all the mind in the world to get the Jersey's because they don't sell replica, it's all stringing, they're authentic. So I go pick a Jersey, I do any picks, it's Jersey, I pick the same one, bring it up, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, cost all the mind in the world, that's cool. We're in the sweet, and it's Home Run Derby,

it's not the all stringing, it's the Home Run Derby, which I've never been to, I want to go, and weids in the world, that's cool. We're in the sweet, and it's home run Derby, it's not the all-string, it's the home run Derby, which I've never been to, I want to go, and we're in the sweet, we're in the sweet of the Dodger's owner and the top agent baseball. He represents all the guys in the field, ballin'. So we're in that sweet, and we're right behind home plate, and to the right of me is Kevin Durant, to the left is Magic Johnson, like it's the who's who

I sons there and I'm like man he's in there's food he's he's blown up chicken tenders and fucking cookies and shit so we sit down in our seats having to be the top seat like the front seats of the sweet and you're sitting there and I'll agree you know he's not ungrateful he was very happy to be there after about four batters, he goes, he from, I was bored. To be honest, I was like, all right, there's gonna keep fucking in and home run. It's like, all right.

And my son, and there he goes, hey, dad, how much longer? And I go, what? There's how much longer? And I go, where are you talking about? And he goes, are the doctors gonna, are they gonna play now? I go, dude, I told you that's in the car?

It's a home run derby. So they have to hit it into the crowd at points. It's timed. These are the best players in the world, dude. It's a home run derby. It's not a team. It's the national versus the American teams. They're the best players on fucking earth, dude.

And he goes, oh, his nanohas uncle is nano out there, you know, your uncle, your uncle coaches high school, dude, these guys make millions of dollars to hit baseball. They're the very best in the world. And I was like, okay, but how much longer is it gonna be? And my head, I'm like, I'm with you, dude, it's gonna, I'm bored too. Yeah.

So, in that, but it kind of triggered me, because we're in a suite, there's Kevin Durant, there's Madden Johnson, free food, like for six year old. Yeah, but he's fun for me. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Kind of triggered me and I go, you want to go. And he goes, I can tell he realized I was not thrilled.

They said that. And I go, what do you board? And he goes, no, no, I'm tired. I know you're tired. You never want to get a bed. All of a sudden you're tired and you're a sweet of dutters stadium And it was not I go, dude, you realize you realize these are the best seats in the house And he goes they are the best season house and he looks over the railings

Aren't those better and he's right behind He's right, but it pissed me off and I go no, I go dude. No, no, it's not better It's not and then I go no it's not better that There's bullshit you can't see anything there. I go during the sun. They're sweating their ass off Also, they don't get free food and come and go as they please dude. These are the best seats. I go look around Dude, we're gonna beer. I go look around six year olds I but I go look around that's fucking that's magic Johnson dude he owns the Dodgers your beloved dot He loves the Dodgers. He beloved Dodgers. He's one of the owners, dude

I know that guy you know know what I'm saying? It's Kevin Durant, who looks so cool, my favorite player. I go, it's fucking Kevin Durant right there, dude, he's right next to him, that's Kevin Durant. He has all the money in the world. He's sending away ones, best player, best basketball player on earth. Takes a beat, my son goes, Kevin Durant can hear him, he goes goes that's not LeBron James That was my old story great and I went I pretended I knew everybody heard him because there's no he couldn't oh my everyone else It was quite watching Albert Pooho's try you the night round. They're all you know into it

Everyone heard him go that's not LeBron this loud that's not LeBron James I went like this but I was in I I wanted to die in psych because I know Kevin Durant and whoever he was, which was this creature from a different planet was with him and his agent, I literally went, I steered at the sky, Brian. I steered at the sky because it's so offensive. I'm a very, but he's also right. Yeah, I remember a very heavy, heavy guy tried to say hi to my son, tried to like,

hey bud, like that. It's my son when he was three, go. No way, you're way too fat. Right, right in pizza. No way, no way, like he's, he's very, you're way too fat. I was like, I pretend I don't hear, no way, he's breaking up. No way, you're way too fat. I was like, I'm like,

I pretend I don't hear, I go, well I left him there, I left him there. I don't know, he's kids today, I get out of here. Well there's his poor lady, or you know, still gonna do it. Her, she looked like grew from the spickle of me.

Her nose was out of control, right? Waxin pretends that her nose isn't the scene of attraction. Waxin, and she's right behind us, and in my hand, I'm like, God, damn, that bitch got a big nose. Sun goes, oh my God, dad, look at her nose. I went, you know, I did nothing. And I like this on it.

I went, hey, buddy, you want a hot chocolate? I just pretend it never happens. I feel like that's the best good back. You draw attention to it if you try to correct them. Like you don't say mean things to people that are obviously true. Right? What do you say?

Oh I swear. Right. Jesus Christ. Hey, you want a small hot chocolate? I just pretend it never happened. Oh my god But I'm telling you everyone in that sweet heard him go. Oh, you're not LeBron James. I went That's great Yeah, Kim. We got a fucking sweet here we go

She's so pretty. Yeah She had two aneurysms. Dang. And she's so pretty that like when I hear she has less of a brain now, I'm more attracted to her. Well, you might have a shot as well. I'll leave you out. This is a photo. You can't see my faults.

You can't see that my face is extra swollen. That's where you sold him. She's got no repercussions. I mean, she gets older. That's gonna be a disaster. Oh, yeah. Dude, I was reading a thing, I'm sure it's not one of the current events.

I was reading a thing that this actress said on the set of one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies that he just, I guess in the movie, he's on top of her. I guess they're on break and he just goes, how you doing? She starts talking and just farts in her face. What?

Just farts. Arnold? He, in her face? It fart Arnold? Yeah, it in her face It's on New York course New York post duck up farted early on in a square. I mean 50 How well? Far away. Why do I not have any problem believe it? He was he was in There was shooting scene. I believe it. I believe oh no was tunicin. He's into power moves, you know, dude, that's all to empower me. Yeah.

But also Arnold, even if I'm an extra fine, you fart in my face, we're fighting. I can't, I can't let that go. I can't let the staff know you fart in my face. I did nothing. It's just funny. It's just funny. So she got this is so funny.

So she goes, I didn't care for him. He's bit too full of himself. All right, so I'm sorry. He farted in my face. Now I fart, of course I do, but I don't fart in people's faces. He did it deliberately right in my face. She went on to describe, I was playing Satan's sister and he was killing me, so he had me in a position

where I couldn't escape, and I'm lying on the floor, and he just farted. Keep going. It was not film. It was one of the pauses, but I'm forgave him for it. In the end of days, which I haven't seen, that ex-husband of Maria Shriver portrayed next, Kapu has to stop Satan, all right?

Meanwhile, shared, he just farted on her. When I was doing, when I was doing, yeah, but she's looking for clicks. She has a fucking podcast, then she goes, yeah, Leo DiCaprio, he was smelly. Oh, fuck off. Okay, Jesus trying to flip. When I was doing, when I was doing Death Valley,

everybody had to run from a, well, this is her teeth or what? Yeah. If those teeth look like mine. When I was doing Death Valley, we all had to run away from this zombie, and then we had to be hiding, everybody, all the whole cast was in a cluster.

But then you have to hide for the shot to be done, so they'd cause cut, because you have to keep the whole way. You're staying there. So everybody is literally crammed out of the shot. Yeah, out of the shot in this little corner. And my buddy, Dallas, just goes like this. You just hear him, he just goes,

and just fucking far. Yeah, just to live right there. The certain guys like that, he did not eat it did not for the reason it's fuck like and I guess Maybe because they own it. There's something about it where there's like no one really you don't really talk about it I'm gross girls are laughing Everybody was laughing so hard this spurs even the girls. Yeah, it was like a fucking bomb and everybody was just laughing So hard because it was such perfect time doesn't give me you didn't give didn't give a fuck now The dims between that is Arnold was like oh, you're down there and That'd be Arnold though. He could give a fuck. He's just could be could give a fuck to an Arnold

Broke my heart. He shoots that thing during vaccination goes fuck your freedom Hey bro, what happened? What fuck your freedom fuck your freedom fuck your freedom. Like, hey, bro, what happened? What? Fuck your freedom. Fuck your freedom. Fuck your freedom. Come on, do it. Get vaccinated.

Come on, do it. Get vaccinated. Come on, do it. Come on, vaccinate me now. Do it. Do it. Fuck your freedom. Like, dude, you fart in a lady's face.

Where was her freedom? Fuck me. You'd have to fight, right? As a, like a vincere. You'd have to. Yeah, we're just laugh. No way to laugh. No way, dude. I was laugh and then I'd fight,

but you know we have to fight, right? Like I can't have. But I can't have the skin leaked around Hollywood that people in front of my face, I do nothing. Yeah, that's right. And I'm also getting a pink eye Arnold, you know? Like we're fighting. That's right. Sometimes you get slapped getting a pink guy, Arnold. Yeah. Like we're fighting.

That's right. Sometimes you get slapped to the ground. You gotta fight back. You can't hold me down, I'm fart on you. I told you, my buddy was super strong. He, this guy was dating his girlfriend, and he was his supposed to be his friend. And he grabbed him, pulled his pants down,

and gave him a spank. Spanking against his fucking truck. Really hard. No one's the fuck that guy. No. Better just whack, whack, whack. And he goes, start your own my friend asshole.

And the guy's like, but he's an actor like me. My friend's a little bit like you. And it's like, you know what dude, you stuck your finger in the cage. And this is my buddy is from Long Island, got a screw loose and he's like, I'm gonna spank you.

Can't beat you up because you're too big. I'm gonna give you a spanking and you're a grown man. So fuck you and you're banging my girlfriend. I have to spank you because you pretend to be my friend But also a banish a banking no one wants to fuck the guy gets His underwear is there and he spanked him against the straw imagine that girl and that guy back at the apartment in New York She's like, yeah, do you pull your pants up? Thank you. I think you can believe that he may have sex She's like absolutely not and you know what? I'm gonna go see the big guy. He got out and he goes like this yeah, but he can't believe that. He only have sex. He's like, absolutely not. And you know what, I'm gonna go see the big guy.

He got out and he goes like this. He got out and he goes, all right, let's not make it a big deal dude. Okay, he goes, he goes, I'm not. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, the ultimate fucking diss move, dude. I think with you, with you can do with regular guys, is that they were real thick to you.

You just pick them up and you give them a good squeeze down until they pull a little bit or they just... Or are you just like them up and you give them a good squeeze down until they pull a little bit or pee or they just... Or you just like pick them and just slam them like right at Ralph. Like, you could squeeze them, like, Jesus Christ. You could squeeze them until they passed out. Or die.

Yeah, you just go, that's humiliating. Yeah, but then it's, because I can't prove it. But I can't prove it. It's gonna be a rough going, pricit. No, like what's the big guy never Did apparently you hear the room where he's hugging a guy, but you're not gonna get in the prison Hug me and he loved him so much. He held him to death. So I said and then I'm run the told me to run a train on me

Do you know no you're the police officer? Yeah, you just squeeze me Officer he just squeezed me You'd start laughing out. Yeah, you have any marks on you No, but I couldn't breathe and he squeezed me until I passed out Tell me what happened. Oh, yes for a hug. You know how you're nice saying I claim that I fucking held too hard Lord God suggest that one of you get a hotel for the night. That's exactly There you're not gonna be able to prosecute that there's nothing you can't do it And then I look just had it on fucking camp. I would leave you the guy's girlfriend,

you know you have a girlfriend, right? So you two get a hotel for the night, go to supper ways, man, break up with him, man. You got held, he got hugged too hard. He picked me up and he squeezed me too hard. He hugged me too hard. Okay. But you could break some bones.

Oh yeah. You could fuck somebody a bad that way. You really squeezed for sure. I remember when Shane Carman did that to me. I couldn't believe it. I didn't say. Oh yeah. When it did he do it like a try to hurt you just to show you?

Did he pick me up and I started tapping immediately on it? Shane Hurgey. And he goes, he said that's 40%. Yeah. I was shocked because he's like my height. It's like technically on paper. It's like, oh these two guys are roughly a similar height and weight. Yeah.

I'm like, oh. Stronger than Brandon. Yeah. Stronger than you are now. similar height and weight. Yeah. I'm like, oh. Stronger than Brandon. You, yeah. Stronger than you right now. Certain weights. I mean, I'm saying in squeezing, I think I can imagine him being, because also just like, you're like,

break his grip with his, I mean, I can't. I can't. I beat him in the grip contest. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, as far as like, stand him up.

Yeah. Like who could hold the hook down to like, far more long, right, beat him. So what about, could hold the sound like farm walk longer? I beat them. So what about what about what was he? What would you better at lifting? What was he better at? Uh, I was better at pull ups. Uh, he's better at squats and dead lifts. Uh, what was he dead lifting?

Something like, yeah, something to do. Whatever polar bear does. He has that factor tumor. Like, I don't feel physically intimidated by a lot of guy. Be good. Go like, there's something like also his energy. Well, when he was, when I met him, he was 285 and it was all muscle. It was all muscle. He's just a scary looking guy.

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somewhere in California. Vaisalia, maybe sail 200, boyfriend 25, or this, I guess they were stealing bikes all the time in this neighborhood. So they baited them. They left bikes on their lawn. Then when the burglars, or the criminals came to jack their bikes, they were waiting for them. Beat the shit out of them. The film this deal bats. Yeah. That Is there is it on? They put it on YouTube, which is the part where I mean, that's so dumb.

Can I watch this? I know they don't show the actual beating. You see my leave in the apartment or at the house. But they catch up and beat the shit up. Yeah. It's hilarious. Now, I've never dated a girl who'd be down for this. Because they came in. You know how? Multiple times too.

Yeah. What do you mean multiple times? They did this multiple times. They set up the bike multiple times. They beat up people multiple times. Oh, they did more than one. Yeah. I don't know.

I've never dated a girl who'd be open to this. I was like, hey, here's my plan. We're gonna honey fuck them. You know who would be Sidney? Who would come up with this idea? The one. Your wife would, I kinda, I kinda, the one about like, and we kill.

Yeah. I kinda respect it. I respect his criminals, but she also seems like she was the panther relationship. If you like the pick among mug shots. He looks so friendly. He looks so friendly. He looks so friendly. If you like the pic, the MoMo shots. He looks so friendly. She looks so friendly.

He looks like that girl who made the fake blood test company. Are you a little bit? Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah. I wonder if she also speaks like this. Oh yeah. Yeah. Kodakart Hashan boy, the fucking Tristan Thomas.

That fucking dude is. Tristan Thompson. Thompson, he's unbelievable. Stod, Stod, but, but I think he's got two girls pregnant now on her. I'm so bad. He's my... He strikes again. Him getting girls pregnant is a terrible idea, but like him dating new women,

you saw him on the tall handsome guy with a giant dick and all the money? What, hold on, you expect him know what'd be celibate? I mean, why is this a new story? Did they married or weren't they like, you know, they were never married. Dating and then he got one girl pregnant. She was pregnant. He cheated on her while she was pregnant.

Right, so she was pregnant. He got another girl pregnant. Uh-huh. And then, Oh, that piece. Then he got back together with her. And then he got another girl pregnant. That's what happened.

No, the girl got pregnant. He's single. No, but that's a terrible outfit. That's what happened. No, the girl got pregnant. He's single. No, but that's a terrible outfit. That's a prison. No, but I think I think he was dating her. Wait, no, no. So he was doing Chloe. Yes.

While he was doing Chloe, he was hooking up with his trainer in like Dallas or off her pregnant. Dinepiece. Got her pregnant. Bring up that. Said it wasn't his child, but he wasn't with her. He was like, no, we just had a fling, she got pregnant. Then he's gone on to date people.

For whatever reason, it's a news story that the big handsome backer with a giant dick and all the money is getting girls. Yeah, I mean, that's, I don't get that. Why if these are news stories? Yeah. Hold on. Well, because she brought him back.

No, she didn't. Oh, right? No. Well, she has to because he's the dad to true, their daughter. She's the dad. Right. Right, but I. So he's going to be around for the kid, apparently he's a good dad.

So he has to be around for the kid, you know. So she's still a new one, but he's like, no, she's not into him. She's moved around. She's dating some like a banker now. Well, girls don't like the guy of six foot nine and British shit and handsome shit. And it's dicks down to his fucking ankles. Yeah, I'm sorry.

How is this it? This is, this is, that's his baby mama. Well, so that's her, that's her. That's her already. That's her. That's who your trainer is. That's who your trainer is. Well, that's not his trainer.

She's a trainer. Oh, yeah. Oh I mean, I mean she's doing pull ups on his dick, you know, I'm saying like this only training Yeah, she's doing weighted pull ups with his nuts in her mouth. She's Christ. Yes. She's delicious You know, but it's Tristan Thompson dude. I don't get how this oh the famous basketball player I mean that's what I said video. That's what I said. But that's what I said. I was like, if you in a date, a guy like that,

with all the options, you gotta know, it's real dicey. He's also some football on very handsome. And has a lot of money, and he's in the new great video. It doesn't look real. It's probably not. It's real nice, Chad. I the new great video. It doesn't look real. It's probably not. It's real nice, Chad. I guess it doesn't look real real.

But, um, how tall is he? Down here some foot. He's like, 6'10, 6'11. Is that big? Yes, he's a pretty good solid player. He's Canadian. 6'9. There you go.

It's a good height. Good, good, good height. 6'9". You want a championship with LeBron? Six nine mega. It's a good height. Good good good. Hi six foot nine inches. You want a championship with LeBron? And apparently hooked up with Jordan Woods like that's where it went south because she was best friend Kylie. It's a shit. It's a dorm. Yeah. Watch the keepin' with Kardashians. Beadea, Phil, then. Yeah. What else can I do? They talk about all that, right? in speedy of filmin. Yeah. What else you got?

They talk about all that, right? Yeah. Yeah. This one, yeah? Hold on. Oh, yeah. I'm too hot for daycare. Yeah.

Holy shit. Who is this? Really the complaint comes down to, it's the whole article and what it comes down to is she's like, people give me judgmental looks when I come to the daycare. Damn. But how does she come dressed? Is what I want.

That's a good question, but I guess she runs a successful only fans with her husband, he rails her all the time. Adam, that guy from no jumper, whatever. That's her husband. Wait, what? Oh, wait, is this lean of the plug? Yeah. Oh, dude, how do I miss that?

I'm talking to you. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Wait, hold on. So Adam 22's girl runs a daycare? No, no, no. Yeah. I think so, I guess she goes to the daycare and she was complaining about judgment

to looks from the other women that the women sort of like reject her or shun her. Well that's the mom's own insecurities. Like there is those moms probably warlocks and then you got Adam 22's girl, whatever name is this plug. Yeah, we know. Who's Adam 22's a big podcaster?

Good guy, really good. He's also a porn starts here. Thank you What are you saying? I guess he so what he does is he invites porn stars on his show and they will air it live on their only fans And like patron and then him and his wife will fuck the porn star It's a bad idea and he manages a lot of only found Thank her and that's his wife. Yeah, well, she's outstanding.

Yeah. You know, all right. And so our heart goes out to her, you know. The other moms are worried that, I think some of these moms think I'm going to strip and start having sex with their husbands right there if they don't watch my every move. And their minds kind of perverted sexual beast.

I want to sleep with anything that moves. It's the mom's own insecurities. Yeah, or they're just, it's meant to what she's wearing when she shows up. Women are hard on each other. Oh yeah. You got a pretty gal that walks in. Women are,

they, they, women love destroyed reputations. They're not physically aggressive, but they'll fuck your reputation socialization might say this one correct he said to testify so just a little follow-up from last week's yeah last episode's current event is that he said to testify now we knew that he denied the allegations and accused of a mental illness but we are going to see

rickie go on zoom for the trial in port Rico and defend his honor. He's going to talk to the judge and say like no, no, no, he's got to twisted this dude, made up this whole relationship in his head. I would never, I didn't, he's crazy, I just want to put this behind me. Okay. All right. Okay, buddy. I'm feeling better about Ricky Martin. crazy, I just want to put this behind me. Okay. All right.

Um, I'm feeling better about Ricky Martin. You think he's gonna be good? I think you know, the more I thought about it, it's funny how we're attracted to these headlines. Where it's like, oh my God, Ricky Martin, you know, incess whatever you automatically believe it, because I'm stupid, but like, I feel too bad social media. Yeah. That's my friend about. Yeah.

No, it's right.ed by social media. Yeah. That's my friend about. Yeah. No, it's my friend. It's my media. Yeah. And that's like, after going through, you know, with my friends went through and now I always question. Every day. Yeah. I should realize more people's reaction.

And even I, even I, somebody who went to that bullshit, like I still fall for it. Right. You threw it at all your regular entities. Yeah. I got rid of all my Ricky Martin cities. I don't have the guarantee, yeah. I guarantee you buy him again when you do that LSD trip.

Yeah. It's been a real game. Right. Now that I'm captain of the first team, all game. Guys, I'm, I'm cock crazy. I did so, so not even the Vita look at us. Not afraid of death anymore and I am cock crazy. All the new neurons, all game.

That's right. All right, this one. I thought, dude, because who's bringing this dog? Get your dog off the fucking. Yeah, there's some amazing, how many of the rays? Get the dog just wanders in. I mean, dumb dog too, but like, the owner, you don't have, you have to twerk the france.

Oh, hell, no. Oh, so far. Oh, hell, no, they're all crashing. Oh fuck, no, the dumbass, Doug. Also the dumbass owner. I like to destroy or something. A couple of both, right? That's a big dog, that's not so into the road, right? Where is, right?

I gotta be honest, something Macat would never do. That'll ruin your whole life. Fair point. Mac would hear those, those bikes coming. That would be scared yeah cat would also jump in like matrix over the bikes right But how this would you be the first guy to hit the dog you're like really? Oh, it's only the biggest bike race in the world Right really really a dog a dog There's no leash law around here

Pins also wise your dog there, dude? Yeah. He doesn't enjoy it. Like unless you're a blind man. Well, yeah, that could be the caveat. And you can have it on your hand, you know? There would be a harness around that dog, I feel. So we can rule out that possibility.

What else you got? Here we go. I don't even know what Sesame place is. Yeah, so, okay, so check it out. It's like a little, it's like an amusement park. Sesame place, Philadelphia's facing backline. Is it associated with Sesame Street? Yes, it is.

And really it comes down, I think you see a lot of these things where it's like projected racism, right? So this, in the clip, if you don't mind playing that, I can, I can see this being. No, it's like, no. So the little black girls go and he goes, high fives and what? What? So he goes like this and like this, but if you notice, he goes like this before he gets

them. Apparently, a lady was either trying to take a picture with their kid or like hold the kid up and he's like, I can't, he's the most desperate. So he goes, uh, yeah. But then why did he, but he did do this to the children. They said he high-fived white kids and not the black kids. Yeah. Apparently there's other evidence of the mascots

doing this at Sesame Street. Interesting. I didn't read that part. Yeah, they say Big Bird's the N-all of it. He's the N-word all the time. Talk. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God. Oh, I'm not saying Big Bird. Yeah. People who the Sesame play. It's hard to catch Big Bird. Big Bird. Yeah, Big Bird drops the N-ball. I think he was probably. It looked like he was talking to us. Big Bird. People will assess me play. It's hard to catch Big Bird. Big Bird drops the end bottle. I think he was probably looking at stocks. Big Bird's a racist.

I don't suck. Yeah, one of these interesting things where people go hard in the paint, I think it was Kelly. Was it the former member of Destiny's Child? Kelly Rowland. Yeah, so she's going hard, like, I'm not going to stop until there's justice to this,

but it's like, do you really know, though, because if there's a plausible scenario in which it wasn't race motivated? This is, there are people that jump on these things, just just capital. That's what they do. Well, also, Kelly Rowan, what, what else I'm heard from her? Right. We're talking about her now.

So now she's the face of this movement. Let's kill Big Bird and stuff a lot. Where's this girl? So now she's the face of this movement. Let's kill Big Bird and stuff. I always knew I always knew snuffle up this was a racist. You know the fucking Oscar the grouches the knots. I've heard a million times. So what is that? The tourist white supremacist. So what the fuck is that?

Kelly Roland. Who is this dumb dumb? Well, I said the performer portraying the Rosita character has confirmed that the no hand gestures seen several times in the video Was not directed any specific person rather it was a sponsor multi-request for someone in the crowd who asked Rosita to hold their child for a photo Which is not permitted the Rosita performer did not intentionally ignore the girls is devastated about the misunderstanding and He is so lucky that we can't find his face because you'd be Lynch and hung. We spoke to the family. Yeah, we apologize. He's guess we're not delivering these plans. They expected we commit to do our best. So Kelly Rowan's like this is racism. Yeah. And if the worst race

is your kid deals with is that furry mascot that has fucking monkey box all over it doesn't hold your child. Correct. And also I was looking at the eye line. She's looking up here. The kids are tiny, you know, you're in these big eye like, you know, what's your line of sight in a huge costume like that? I don't want to get you to see my only issue with this. He did high five the white kid and then you four right now up here and it's walking. And maybe that's your job and like maybe the first day you're making sure to you know shake every kids hands How long has Rosie had been working there a year?

You're a little jaded by your own job aren't you? I Washington, slow mo. Hey, here's the other thing. Sesame Street needs all the good press they can get My kids don't give a fuck about Sesame Street. I tried to make it, let them watch it to learn something for once. They don't go, like, dude, put on a fucking Pixar movie. Yeah. Fuckin' with pixelated genius when you have just puppets.

Puppets to kids, like, I don't care. My kid looks at Elmo and he's like, this is bullshit. Try competing with 3D now. My son's doing that, I don't care. Or wait till the metaverse comes poppin' daddy. Oh, I'm Lord. It's around the corner.

Suspension she's like, God damn it. We're finding the news before all the wrong reasons. Correct. Array this guy. You're right. Well, I know. But Joe Koy and Chelsea and we're dating and everyone loved it. I know.

I know. I love it. I did not love it. Hopefully we hear from his very coin now. It was an adorable love story because they know each other forever But then the movie all right now go see it Easter Sunday. Yep. You'll see it Too much that she's in it. He can't call me for a camel. That's whatever great people I just but I love Chelsea. I've known her a long time, but oh, yeah, yeah

Yeah, I love Joe. Quo Joe. Coz my faith. Okay, so we love Joe Go attention of the room between camp Joe and camp Chelsea, right? A little bit. I'm camp Joe here, but it seems like it ended. Like, I'm both, I'm just not in both for so long. Yeah. But Chelsea, I think for Chelsea, she's getting older, hold is Chelsea,

and she's single one. It's gonna be 50, something. It's not, you know, it's like, you make these choices, and it's tough, you get lonely when you two are certain. 47, yeah. Yeah. On Joe's 51 you get lonely when you're 47. Yeah, yeah on Joe 51 He's older much older, but remember Joe got his start on Chelsea lately. Yeah, he was very famous on that and also Remember Chelsea has great shape natural boobs So even as a woman ages if she can maintain that show how plenty of options

Point She's also very smart very funny. What else you got, Jim? How many you guys want? I'll give us one more. Well, let me, okay, here I have one here. Mike Tyson thinks he's going to die really soon. I think we all do. Mike Tyson believes in all times that his fate is imminent on his podcast, Hot Box with

Mike Tyson, the former heavyweight boxing champ, had therapist Sean McFarland, who specializes in trauma and addiction. On as a guest and told them he feels he's inching closer to death. We're all gonna die one day of course, Tyson said then, when I look in the mirror, I see those little spots in my face, I say wow, that means my expiration date is coming close. Really soon. Yeah, we're like bananas.

Yeah. You know, you get a couple of brown spots down here. He's also on shrooms every day. So like that as you were saying. He's also lived a rough life. Yeah, I think all big guys think we're in die early, but I do as well. But I do find it curious like what a, how would you say it? What a, how would you say it?

What a fucking, how Joe Rogan has changed the podcast game because I'm thinking about Joe has all these people on, right? And it's all like you learn something, stuff like that. Like I don't think Mike Tyson's having a therapist on if Rogan didn't kind of set that platform for these interesting conversations. Like he's such a leader in the industry, where people are like,

oh, I want to mention, all foreign conversations are awful. Fight her in a therapist, because it seems like a mismatch, but that's why people tune in to Jared's equal. Let me hear you talk to these things. I mean, you be, we've been doing this 10 years. If our first four years, if you're in jail,

I'm like, hey, let's have a therapist on it, but get the fuck out of here. Who'd want to hear that? We'd be silly, talk about digs and fucking shut that off. People wouldn't go for it. But Rogan's had all the scientists and experts and all this stuff. And people like, actually, people are into it, you know, to a certain degree. Like my Tyson, you know, and therapist, I'm in.

He's deep. For an hour. Tyson's deep. For an hour. Tyson's super deep. One of the codes that I was interested in, so he says, Tyson's dear, now, Tyson's super dude. One of the quotes that I was interesting, so he says, Tyson's become very philosophical at 56, become introspective and before addressing his mortality, he spoke about how money does not bring the happiness and security that those

who have never had it might suspect in his quote was, money, don't mean shit to me. I always tell people, think, money's going to make them happy. They've never had money before. When you have a lot of money, you can't expect nobody to love you. Don't bring, don't bring you inner happiness. It makes your life easier they've never had money before. When you have a lot of money, you can't expect nobody to love you. It doesn't bring you, hold on, it doesn't bring you inner happiness. It makes your life easier. That's what money does.

Which can bring money, money, money, it checks off a box that you're not stressed out about the next meal or card housing for your kids in schooling. Right, and all that stuff is good. But as far as inner happiness, money ain't the answer. It has nothing to do with it. Joe wrote, what's this? Joe Rose is just a whole of podcast comments.

Oh, this is Friday. Okay. About shooting homeless people's stuns LA on housed advocates. What did he say? I'll just play the clip. He was with him in Segura. He had trouble too for netizensizing work on the assignments. And there's portapoddies not one either like full

I'm assuming Tom said maybe she had someone has a car parked there on the sidewalk like partly on the sidewalk So they're like half blocking a lane and then they have like a canopy draped over their car and they have to Stacks a shit and then next to it was a dresser. They had a dresser. Jesus. So they had their shoes and a shoe rack. There was a shoe rack. Like this is where they live. That's really wild.

I didn't know also that, you know, when you see stuff like that on the streets, at least in Los Angeles or maybe in California, those are protected property. Like by law. You can't call. Well, like if you were not supposed to do that. They've changed the world. But like that's that person's property by law.

If you were to go home. Even the shit is protected? Yes, absolutely. You can't move. If you were to go and try to move that or take that, you'd get arrested. Yeah. Yeah.

Who are there? But they wouldn't arrest you if you shot somebody. Maybe she's just going shoot the homeless people. I like your ideas. Yeah. Oh, hilarious. Mm-hmm. But they wouldn't arrest you if you shot somebody Maybe she's just going shoot the homeless people. I like your ideas. Yeah, oh weird Hold on. There's anything about why I'm a crime and I'll anymore. Oh, positive Joe. That's the Hold on, but hold on So this fucking guy who blasts us out wants to shit on Tom and Rogan nothing like a couple rich fucks Send around smoke cigarettes criticize people at the rock. And that last I made should shoot homeless people. Hold on, you're talking about two high level comedians

that were talking about a serious situation. Do you think he's trying to make Thompson girl laugh? Do you think Joe Rogan for one instance is actually considering that we shoot anybody? He's also making a comment on how in LA they aren't Prosecuting a lot of violent crime. Yeah, that was his main point Gascon gascon who's getting recalled who's getting recalled. I hope he does he will how is that gone? I'd love to see him get recalled but but this guy didn't say Francisco with Chesa, but Dean

Yes, she she fucking did he got recalled and then that woman who came in fired up everybody that anyone anyone who purged a purge sir She came on was like hold on you did you defended all that stuff all you're out the fuck out of here That's what you gotta do garts on snacks dumb dumb, but these people that want to jump on this like this guy clearly did this for Retweets and the woke me like yeah, let's get them That's that's the far right Trump guy right this narrative on Rogan you got to be a fucking it for so if you would have put man Of clearly Rogan's joking, but it's suggestion homeless is little too much for me Okay, that's fine, but to cut that clip and make it seem like, no, he's not, he's saying it's so ridiculous.

And also he's a cop. You could shoot them and you would be less like you get in trouble than if you moved their stuff. That was his point. And it's also one high level comic, talk another high level comic about a serious situation, clearly trying to make him laugh and bring light because they've talked him for three hours.

Yes, it's called podcast. You know what's called? Entertainment. Yes, it's called podcast. You know what's called entertainment. Yes, so fuck off, but we know this. Let me see if we can reach from that. The enemy here is Sesame Street. And that's not the enemy. So she got voted sexist woman on the planet? On Maxim, I think it is.

Maxim still around? Sexist woman alive. And she goes viral on social media, at least. And you know, she's like very, she goes viral on social media, at least her Instagram post because she's like super hot and she does golf. Yeah, dude. Can I get some more pictures of her? Yeah, I have her Instagram up too, just so you can see.

You know, we're both in firm it. I don't wanna get, you know. I wanna make sure that I'm not in firm it. I wanna throw any misinformation around. That's right. And also not to say that she isn't sexy, but when I open my explore page on Instagram I see about 50 identical women to her. Well, I don't like are they playing golf?

She's a professional golfer. Yeah, she's what I don't know if she's a pro, but she's definitely like a You use not well know because you know why she's pro It's all not she makes my hold up are you a pro if you make money playing golf? Yes, I would pay her all the money for golf. You know, you're right You're right, she could put those t the money for golf. You know you're right. You're right. She could put those tits in the mouth. You are making a good fucking money.

That is a definition of professional though. You make money too. So yeah, she's a professional audio engineer. It's paid for it. No, she's a lovely. Gorgeous, yeah. She's lovely. Yeah, I'm not going to argue if she's not the top hottest guy.

I mean, I mean, hotters. I if she's not the top hottest guy. I mean I know I know hotters I don't know six years. We're live. She's up there also age I mean, so I beauties in the either be older. Yeah, but no, I think she's extremely beautiful now sports is straight look at this thing goes Right, let me see what do you want her to do? I want to see your struggle your struggle stroke her stroke. Yeah, it's true I think she's like what is she gonna have like the mountain range? I like the mountain range. Let's say I'll tell you if she's good Boom looks good could he kept her head down? Hey got damn it staunch underscore in Francis Juicy pussy God damn it Take that to Reddit their kids here See? That's so embarrassing. Come on, Bucket Roo. I got a damage dude. Hey, starch, I'm her.

Take that to Reddit. Hey, they're kids here. Yeah, she's pretty cool. Yeah. I would watch golf if she was like, you know how big women's golf would be if she was like, time to work's good? She's not a good golfer though.

She's not a good guy. I think she just does it. Yeah, she just does it. Well, she does it very well right now. I'm a gratitude. No, I like her. She just plays basketball. I appreciate her outfits is the thing, Bren.

That the glasses, the shirt, the tight outfit. Look at that situation. Tis the season, new Blackjack Wood set, oh, I bet they paid all the money for this. She has how many followers? 3.5? Yeah, I think my five. How much my dumbass gets, and I don't look like her.

She gets all the money to buy. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Let's see if she's with someone. Steve. Goddammit, Steven. 2018. Steve Tenoco. Oh, that's him right there.

Not sure who that is, but. He's a baseball guy, didn't he? Well, it says, three-to-one. Yes. He's a separate A, B, there's still hope for you guys. There you go. Yeah, she's pretty Easy on the eyes. She sure is easy on the eyes. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna tweet at Maxim and complain All right, buddy. Well, we did it again. We did it again

Now your boy has hit the road. I'm head downtown to announce the partnership between thick boy, fight, studio, and one championship. We're gonna be an official outlet for one championship. I like it. I'm gonna announce the press conference today. So while you guys are watching this, I'm probably at the press conference. Great. And then as this comes out, you might make it.

Los Angeles, Hollywood, and Prove, there are 15 tickets left. We have Jesselnik, Anthony Jesselnik, Trevor Wallace, Jeff Dye, Eric Griffin, and myself, all at the Hollywood improv tonight at 10 pm. So get your tickets there. And then tomorrow night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I mean, San Diego, La Factory, San Diego, July 21st through 23rd.

Then August 4th through the 6th is Baltimore Chicago one show one night only at the Dent Theater that's a Friday night in Chicago at 730. There's a bunch of other dates on there but Chicago one night only Dent Theater on the 26th Baltimore the 4th through the 6th and then San Diego you're up this week Thursday Friday Saturday come get some San Diego that's it, man. There it is. Best of St.

Louis, Guevano, the second part of that airs tomorrow at 12th Thursday at noon, Brookville, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, and Prov. You're up tomorrow July 21st, Friday, this is 22nd and Saturday, the 23rd, I will be there. Austin, Texas, the following weekend, cap cities. July 28th, 29th, 30th, Nashville, Tennessee, Zainey's, August 26th, 27th, Spokane, Washington,

Spokane, Comedy Club, September 22, 2020. Yes, and good day to come up, buddy. All right, kids, we love you. This is a fine kid. Oh, real quick, update on Final Kid 3D. Fox is like, no doubt, here's the 12 episode in the out takes. I went, that's so cool because it's very nice of you. Thanks for pulling this off, Pete,

who used to work at Fox Sports. And then Fox is such a big machine. They went, oh, we forgot to pull the episodes from our YouTube and our Fox channels. And we've made it so you can't post them. So they're working on that right now. hopefully by next Monday you're getting or next Tuesday you're getting the new finally kid 3d episodes all 12 of them and the outtakes one a week so 12 week span of all the episodes so I'm dealing with it now kids. I'm on it though.

Love you guys. All right. We're out. All right, we're out.