The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 817: I LOST MY G’DANG PINKY!

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

Bryan and Brendan recap their shows in Milwaukee and San Diego, talk the nuances of boar hunting from a helicopter with a rifle vs on the ground with your bare hands, the crazy rumors about Elon Musk and Sergey Brin's wife, Jason Mamoa's recent mishap with a motorcyclist, Bryan's meetup with Ben Askren in Wisconsin and who really deserves credit for bringing him to the UFC, a deep dive on Steve Irwin's legacy, and a shark week clip that makes Bryan pee his pants in terror.   DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. N/A in NH/OR/ON. New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 wager required. $100 paid out in four (4) $25 free bets. Eligibility restrictions apply. Offer ends 7/30. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the runner back cause we back at 8 a.m. Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right?

Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again

It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids This is really the fight in the kid. We're out.

Come on, baby. Yeah, we're good to go. Let's go, bro. You look like a piece of candy. Not in a bad way, but you're colorful as fuck, and I'm a little jealous. Little two can. Well, this two can gets a big beat. What's that? You got some big beak? Two can't say.

You got, I like pink. I like pink. That's a hot pink on one arm. This is a few shirts. Some shirt on the other arm. The characters are daddy. Oh, that's what it is. That's in San Diego. Now let me tell you about San Diego. Yeah.

I don't know why it's saying been down there. But pre-pandemic rules are pretty crazy. Yeah. And that's a pen down, you know, it's not that crazy, bro. Sure. But San Diego. Yeah.

During Comic-Con, daddy. Been down there for a while. It is not so. The kids say it's lit. Litty. But I really like it too. I would say it's a little too crowded for me. Yes, it stresses me out.

Well, I'm an old man. So what happens to me is you'll never see me in a parade. You're not going to see me in a lot of crowds because I just worry about all the things that can go wrong. Even if I didn't worry about it, I would probably wouldn't be at a parade. No, no, no. But I thought Comic Con was like for the younger kids.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Row man and outfits, my man. Grown man and outfits, sir. And they have money because these outfits are lit. You don't outgrow nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, the thing's a big deal. So my dad's,

I know a guy, he's an older man. And he was probably 60 at the time. And he goes, he had a lot of money. And he's gonna go back to his high school in this brand new Porsche to show all the people. We're like your own union? Yeah. Or just like a random like, no no, he's 60.

Period, he rolls up. Hey kids. Nope, he's a 60 year old man. He goes, I'm going back to my high school reunion in a Porsche to show all those kids in me funny me, that I made it and I'm cool now. Now ready, he shows up in his Porsche, it's a Porsche, like it's one of the ones you like the,

with the fan, very expensive and all that. He goes the extra mile. And he, my dad said how to go. And he said, you know what I realized? And he goes, what? He goes, I'm just a nerd with a Porsche. Yeah, I don't know if, and you really think that you'd pull up and what,

even if it was a Bugatti, like his old alumni would like, dude, oh my God, you're so much cooler. So much hotter. Now, if he created Bugatti and hand built that car and pulled up them, then you have achieved some. If you're Elon Musk, you are cool. Because if you ever seen pictures of him before,

he got the whole hair, all that, yes, yes. Yeah. And Jeff Bezos, tough. Thanks. All of them. Now Steve Jobs is the only like decent one. Right. Now, coolest guy on the fucking planet. Yeah, there you go

Yeah, he's really stuck. Now again if you're Elon Musk and you're bullied in high school and you want to flex on him And you have whatever your chopper land in the middle of the fucking auditorium. You know what's up? Yeah, oh Oh, you guys are staying here. What up throughout the night? We'll have to take off because we're trying to get to Mars have a good day Later here what throughout the night, we'll have to take off because we're trying to get to Mars. Have a good day. See you later. And then it crashes. And then it goes like this. Just a slow couple of two fingers. And then the main believe is point.

Chad, Bucco. I'm trying to set up a pig hunt when I'm in Austin this weekend. This is weird, but I do want to shoot them from pig hunt when I'm in Austin this weekend. Mm-hmm. I wanna, this is weird, but I do wanna shoot them from a helicopter with a machine gun. You wanna know what I think you should do? What? Kill it with your hands.

So, probably a knife. Ready? Your hands. You can wear, you're not about that life. You can wear Kevlar pants. This is a tusk. You can wear Kevlar pants. And I think a Kevlar, like overalls or something.

Sure. And then you can try to kill them with a spear Yeah, I want you to do with your hands. Thank you gun I don't know so the only way to do with your hands is how do you know the throat? Okay, but how do you how do you get them you can't just dogs? Yeah, you get your cat dogs get your cat Yeah, I just feel like that's I don't want to do it because it makes me sad Our boy Cody did that. Oh, but shootin' them out of a helicopter with an automatic machine gun doesn't make you sad?

I feel like they die faster. And they're vermin, so that's why you have to kill them. It's not that I wanna, it's the only animal I feel like I'm helping the environment if I fucking. Hey, go, go, go, go. But you can't do it with your bare hands. See, that's me sad. But that's what, you know, it makes me like,

I feel like a little bit like a, like a, serial killer. No,. There's only one reason you're doing that. What is it? To eat? No. It's so you can feel what it's like to cut a man's throat. That's what you're doing. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing Yeah. There's only one reason you're doing that. What is it? To eat? No. It's so you can feel what it's like to cut a man's throat.

That's what you're doing. No, no, no. Right? No. That's the easiest way to put them out of his misery. No, I know, but for being a boar. But you're, right? Because it's being a boar.

Boar. So you're throwing. There are people that are so boring that probably they should be have their, but if you, they should be. So I just feel like it'd be more intriguing like you're episode I bet would you get your highest views ever? it's you With a knife and the covers you blood but face you take the from the kill take the blood on your face Yes, it's all over here like an ife shirtless

Yes, and then I get tricking us to some shit because the blood has all these parasites in it Maybe I know. But I feel like every moisture and just watching you shoot a man of a helicopter. I shot a deer. You know how hard to see me see them as well, right? Well, I shot a deer one time, and we did it with this girl I had a crush on.

And my buddy said, the Native Americans would drink the blood we have to say a prayer. So he said a prayer, then you cut the throat and you drain the blood. And then what you do so it doesn't Quagulet is you mix it with a little vodka and then the girl just took it and just went Go! Drink it and blood was coming out.

Savage. And I was like this is so disgusting, but I was so into her and I wanted to make sure she didn't think I was a pussy so I did it. You did it. And it was sick. Fucking horrible. Two things about that. Indians didn't have vodka, right?

So that's the light. And then also, they would take the blood and put it on their face. They wouldn't drink it. I think you're right. So you're fined lied to you, right? I think you're right. I believe that's true.

Vokin Indians not something I associate with each other. And vodka doesn't go well with Native American people because it's called fire water. And it did a lot of damage because they don't, apparently had the enzyme or something happening. So, yep, it makes them more aggressive. Look that up, Chin, Native Americans don't, a lot of times, depending on their,

but for the most part, it was, did not have the same effect. So, on this guy, Eric Huberman, he was on Rogan, he was talking about how some, small part, there's a small part of the population. It's usually northern Europeans that have a gene that when they drink alcohol, they get an absolutely euphoric feeling. Same toxic effects, but they get so euphoric they can keep drinking, go to sleep, wake up,

and keep drinking again. They feel amazing. They don't get alcohol poisoning like you and I were. That's pretty cool. Yeah. No, we don't want what you do. You should I just need a mercs out. No, no I don't think they have such a deep history of alcoholism and no it's like you know how like certain agents can't have dairy Like they just don't respond right? Yeah, that's how they native them They I think they get addicted faster than say European does there's something about I think they get addicted faster than say a European does. There's something about their genetic makeup that causes them to be more susceptible to alcoholism. They can drink and they immediately get addicted to it or something fucked up. So anyway, that's what I've heard.

I may be wrong. Is the same guy that told you they drink vodka? Oh, no. No. But you know it's alcohol. Yeah. Why do you think Native American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American American and hereditary deficiency, one of the M'sides, that's for all Asians breaking down alcohol, that's what the flesh thing. All Asians?

Yup. Chinese Japanese Korean, they do have to assume something that gets passed on to Native Americans. Well, because, no, because Native Americans were hailed originally from Asia. Yeah, that's right. They came over the Bering Strait

or they may have sailed there. See, people always think that the Europeans, like Christopher Columbus, were the first people, the Spanish, were the first people to hit the new world. Not so, it could very well have been Chinese people. Really? Yeah. In fact, they found Chinese anchors

off the various coasts that are way older. Hold on, dude. Are you saying the Chinese is escaping America? I'm saying there's a lot of them that the Chinese very well could have been the first Don't let them hear that I know the first settlers of America I just became native Americans how about that? Like even Aztecs

No, I think Aztecs were were were a very different thing they they were indigenous to that region. Yeah, right? Yeah, although It is interesting how Although the idea was civilization came from Africa like the first Yeah, well sort of well however humans evolved from apes the first humans started in Africa and then migrate Yeah We don't know because because how do they do that though because weren't the tectonic place before they shifted the world was all just one like like a continent right that's what they say they call it pengea but this is all this might be bro science in general even though those are theories we don't know oh trust me I don't think

anyone's right like yeah can I give you a link there's also it's also possible that people back then had developed crazy amounts of technology, we just forgot about it, or that this whole thing's a simulation. I hate when people think simulation. I know, but Elon Musk has, there's a one billion chance that it's not a simulation, like mathematicians say that.

He's a billionaire. So he's like, yeah, this world's so crazy, we're in simulation. Ask the guy we're gonna dairy queen if we're in simulation. Yeah, dude, I make fucking blizzards every day. This is in a simulation. Well, I'm just trying to strip enough money

out of my check to afford some math. Are we in a game though? Are you a, do you have an avatar? I don't think so. I don't mind doing that bullshit. No. No, it only comes from really successful people. Nobody broke his ever sat that in. No. No, it only comes from really successful people. Nobody broke his ever-set that.

No, but mathematicians and scientists seem to think that that is mathematically the only explanation. But that might be the new evolution. So evolution is true, but it's true within a larger context. Of course, you're simulating. But also think about a math, someone who's into numbers and science isn't gonna believe in higher being, right? So them that's that's how they can make sense of all this right you're right but you might be talking about Adam and Eve I read I don't know I don't know you know yeah

well on you classic Christian I don't know I'm'm saying those, those, like Elon Musk, those scientists, all the many real number guys, they need, that's what they need to do though, you know, to make sense of the world. It's like Elon, you know, you're building it. Yeah. A jiggylian time's over, you know. Hey, B, Saturday is a big day for the UFC and next week is a big day for me because I am visiting Baltimore for the first time. I'll just go to the... Moveies! Yes, sir!

I'll just go to the six. I'm in Baltimore. Your boys never been. I'm gonna Ray Lewis, my weener all over that town. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, I'm doing the cool dance in Baltimore. And then Chicago won night only at the Den Theater Friday, August 26. Den Theater, Chicago, get you some.

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This is life when he wakes up in the morning. What do you think? Pretty different. It's right by a Twitter. Rogan and imagine waking up and we tweet. Yeah. Now, I'm asking waking up like, I like this. I'm going to buy it.

You call your assistant. Hey, how much is Twitter? Say, I don't what? The way you want to buy like somebody, no, I don't what? You want somebody like somebody? No, I want to buy all of it. Yeah. Let us call 44 billion. All take it.

All take it. All take it. Now, we're nice back and out. Yeah. That makes sense. I know a lot of people have said he's not going to buy it. Made no sense. Or he wanted to, but they went and released certain things.

It was more, uh, but his life pretty crazy. I Don't know I'd so Rogan and Jordan Peterson is saying that they're experienced with those guys that they work 24-7 like they work They never are not working Literally, they're working all the time all the time all the time guys that are really good at Catholic. Yeah That's what the billion but who's Jordan Peterson wrote on Elon Musk, Jesus don't cold box. They were friends though. Ported affair. I have there's the friends That's what the billion but who's Jordan Peterson wrote on Don't call box they were friends though ordered a fair. I have their stuff friends. It's this all BS gorgeous Man, our husband is gorgeous. Oh, who is that guy? He's a co-founder of Google

You know, you know, he's rich. I mean name a nap. You know, I'm saying Well, yeah, we can like that. You're not gonna get that girl, right? Right? Look at those two. Sergei Brant. Well, Elon looks like a bond villain. He really does. He really does.

Allegedly banged Google co-founder Sergei Brant. Not damn right. Banged? I know. Adjective, we're gonna just bang. Well, that's whole Mars channel. Elon banged Google co-founder Serge Surjade Brinds wife. Leading them to get a divorce.

And they're purely on no longer friends. Oh, this is so to be a surrogate, our friends, and we're at a party together last night. I've only seen it called the twice in three years, both times with many other people around. Nothing romantic. Now remember, a lot of this is in come out from the laugh trying to sabotage you.

Oh, all this shit. That will happen. Then he goes on. And yeah, and then remember, yeah, look, you want to put political tax on it will escalate dramatically in the coming months because trying to buy Twitter and, you know, go against all that freedom of speech. He's four freedom of speech. You even remember back Donald Trump, right? So he says that he goes, yeah, the characters, asses in his tax have reached a new level

this year, but articles are all he should fucking sue the people. We're crazy hours. So there's just isn't much time for a shenanigans none of the key people of all of these Electron Duans were even he has the money to go after people he has the money to sue these you know you Don't have though the time No, no, I said get a team of these I worked so much. I don't want to get a team of ours to strangen through court fuck with them They're the worst people in the world people like this But when you talk about like Elon, like how different is life being that Gigi-Gillionaire or whatever. But think about it. Jordan Pearson, Rogan, or like, you know, he just

works all the time. Yeah. So does Jordan Pearson, Rogan? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's all million. It's talking about other billion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's like, yeah, I must be a tough life. Many works all the time. That's being both of them work all the time. But let's be honest, like to get successful at anything, you're always working. Oh, it's you. I mean, do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, there's no saying that.

I never stop trying to do something and build something up, you know? And reassessing and I realize you're doing it wrong. I got something different. Fucking, you know, it is what it is. Is it true that they banned our boy, Joe Rogan? Shout out to a bit. Shout out to a band of them.

Oh, I don't know. Oh, it's something I didn't see on the screen. On what? Look at his Instagram. But he's so famous, does it matter? If you're real, it gets us up with it, though. I mean, your post one gives many views.

So, this kind of fucked. This is kind of fucked. I'm hoping this is just a glitch. People are saying they can't follow me. Is anyone else having this issue? Oh, that will, that's beyond shout out a bit. I'm hoping this is just a glitch people are saying they can't follow me as anyone else having this issue. Oh That will that's beyond shadow band

Man, they shut my shit down yesterday getting spooky out there I just shot by me right if I did your show heading to COVID no rhyme or reason my friend welcome to the club fellas And I even spoke to Instagram, but they won't admit the shadow band In short said man, they shut my shit down yesterday getting spooky out here. But so when you talk to them, like I literally talk Instagram, I use that friends there. So I talk to them, I go, hey, clearly, any out of no mark in the guy's tournament that I came in, we got shadow ban. So I talk to the guy and they won't ever admit the shadow ban. But they say, oh, there's some interesting kind of things going on with your profile. Let us look into it, you know, blah, blah, blah, and they go through the thing.

And then two days later, like, hey, I think it's all good. And then like a week goes by. And it's more than just the search, right? Because that's one thing people will point out. I couldn't find you. What we've noticed is it extremely limits your non-follower reach. So it, your post might reach your followers. Maybe it's dampened a little bit,

but when you look at the analytics of like, my post reached this many people. 50% used to be the non-follower reach of your post, whatever. Now it's like, reset cranking. We need a whistle block. But Rogan's, what we have, but Rogan's is another level.

You can even click follow. That's not shadow, man. That's, let me, yeah. You wouldn't say it's being blocked, but it's definitely... Pretty outrageous. That's the worst I've ever seen. And now we're all gonna get blocked by a weird ass.

We're talking about it. It's weird, right? You can't, well, you still can't shut your mouth. You gotta keep talking because that can't happen. Well, you can't shut this down. I mean, YouTube, you know, we dicey as well. Yeah. Isn't it weird? Are they just sense

everything? Are they? You know, that's the question. Halfheartedly, because they're just going, we're not going to reach anybody new, we're going to limit your reach. I think we're not going to silence you, but they can make it very difficult. They make it so you're not in like the algorithm, which is what you need to grow and get people in positions of tech power that have a big incentive to keep a guy like Joe Rogan quiet. That's for sure. So it's not, it shouldn't be. And shit rolls downhill.

Yeah. So anybody associated with it. Yeah. It's just so it's just such a shit. I mean, you're going to silence these people so they can't get bigger because you don't agree with one of their, you know, something he said. Peterson's banned from Twitter. Well, you took himself off of it, right? No, no, he's banned.

Was he banned now? Yeah. Because of the, the, were you still saying anything? No, because of, he said, he talked about Elliot Page and basically he said, he called her physician a criminal, which is a preserge in a criminal. It's a little extreme. Yeah, it is.

But he's going to scream, huh? I'm a Jordan Peterson fan, but I'm like, God, am I? I think that sometimes you can overreach. Twitter reportedly removes the tweets. Yeah, he said, if you want to get the quote, it's a criminal physician. Remember when Pride was a sin and Ellen Page just had her breasts removed by a criminal physician?

Because he thought that her, he said, how many young girls are going to emulate that who are already confused? Because as a physician, I mean, as a clinician, I guess, he was talking about the mass psychosis or the mass sort of social contagion that can lead people to do a lot of crazy things. And yeah. So they may not be trans, but they can, because of social contagion and young women, especially young girls, can tend to be way more susceptible to that kind of stuff. Okay, but if you're Elliot Page and you feel this way,

which clearly, I would not, I would not, I would not, No, if you're Elliot Page and clearly you feel this way, and you're gonna go the extreme to remove your breast, and she's happier, okay? Well, she's not supposed to do it because she's worried about influencing young girls. You know, it's like just live her truth. You know, and she's also older. He's older. So he's older. I agree. So, you know, he's at an age where we can make that a decision. I agree with you. I wouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have said. I also

wanted to tweet a tweet. Sorry, not beautiful. I just some of these things are not necessary. It's not the fight to pick. I don't hear my, also wouldn't say, tweeted, sorry, not beautiful. I just, some of these things are not necessary. It's not the fight to pick. I don't, I don't care, like whatever, join people, join people, join people, and I like join people, and the majority of the stuff he says I agree with. But then my thing is, if you're gonna go that hard on the paint on Twitter, my biggest issue, he was like, I'm gonna get out now. I'm not gonna play anymore.

It's like, no, no, no, no, dude, you just dipped your toe in the pool. You hit the B-hive, sit in it, dude. Take the abuse. Cause you know what you're doing. And so you're gonna do that and then just dip out? No, no, no, no. They apparently give him an option to delete the tweet. They're like, you can delete this tweet

and like get your account back. And he's like, I'd rather die, either. Yeah, freedom of speech for him. Yeah, I think it might be an overreach because I think he's super effective being the guy who puts all the shit in perspective. I don't think he needs to go so hard in the paint. Like in, it's almost like.

It's almost like shock factor stuff. Well, but do you think he's really doing that? Or is this, yeah, is he really mean this stuff? I think he would, he's really good at is debating people intellectually, right? Who are on the other side of the equation. And then you learn a lot from both sides.

Sometimes. Yes, but I think when you go ham on just like an issue like Elliott Page or a girl who's a little overweight on sports illustrated, now we're getting into this, how you personally, emotionally feel. And I don't think how he personally and emotionally feels is this powerful as his intellect. He hurts his brain.

Yeah. I think it hurts his overall value of what he brings us. Now this is the narrative. Yes. It's kind of like with Rogan with the vaccines and all that stuff. Like then painting him in that light, you know, he's so much more than that. And the audience was like, even if they didn't know who Rogan was,

they're like, who was this guy? They became familiar with them. They look into it like, oh, it's actually pretty cool. So he got bigger, you know what I'm saying? Rogan's that dine on that. I tried, I've never really said much about vaccines, especially with the COVID vaccine, because I don't know anything.

I just don't know anything. I don't, I'm not a scientist. I don't know the fun. That when I open my mouth about shit like that, no matter what side of the equation I am, I always regret it because I end up being, I'm just an idiot about stuff like that. You gotta be careful. Also, if you're listening to me on anything health-related, you already have bigger problems. Cut. If you go home and your mom's like, wait, hold on, why aren't you wearing a mask? You're like, Brendan, shop, you're already losing my bag. You know?

But you can always ask questions. I just find that just as revealing. If you have an opinion on something, ask somebody who claims to know, right? A lot of times, you don't know. And see, and just see what kind of, where your question gets them. Yeah. If you can make them uncomfortable, make them comfortable. Yeah, for the majority, I mean, I don't hate anyone. politicians

left right. I don't hate anyone. I don't care. They all have an agenda. I don't hate to do their job. Right? That's what they signed up for. But it's also they they also a lot of them didn't know what the hell was going on. So they made some mistakes. We didn't know what I find ironic. I like the ironic comments and questions. What I think is a true statement, I could say is without getting into, I like the ironic comments and questions. What I think is a true statement, I could say, is without getting into who I like or who I don't, because I'm not a fan of Trump's, I never have been.

But the only person that can get Joe Biden elected again, if you don't like Joe Biden, I think the only person that could get Joe Biden elected again is Trump. I think he's so polarizing that if he ran against Biden, I think there are enough people. Have you seen numbers lately? No way. Where do you mean close? Trump would absolutely mop the floor with them. You think so? Nine of them.

Even Democrat. I mean, it's just, you know, it's like, you know, Biden's whole, he might bike to. Yeah. Leader of the free world? Yeah, well, he's an older man. Yeah, but I know, but they were like, what the game thing, but Trump and I like Folly shit dude. He's really cute cards like Anchorman. Yeah. He's like, end quote there.

Walk to right, you know, nod head. Yeah, it bums me out. It bums me out too, it's America. It deserves respect regardless of what you think. He's your president. Yeah, I don't think he's a better man than me. I would never make fun of him going to expect it in no way. But there is a reality in life, cognitive function.

And you kind of get to have your shit together too. Yeah. Or not. Or just you're just a puppet. And everyone else runs it around you. But yeah, the least statistics I've seen, and almost all, even the ones on people who don't like Trump, he mopped the floor with them right now

Well, they get dicey life is strange in the fiction right Mark? Well, I was gonna say the reason you know the political landscape of 2020 was Trump messed up COVID or that was at least in there the things were something was going wrong and we needed to be correct. I think there's a lot of people who voted for Biden who'd probably rather have 2020 back then, right now with inflation and kind of the real stuff that people think about, like, how am I gonna pay for gas and gross?

And Trump called a lot of it. He was like, if you vote by it and he teased, this is what's gonna happen. Yeah. You know, so much of this is like, it's funny how we spent a lot of time on the coasts, right? We spend a lot of time, L.A. is just so different than so many places like Milwaukee, for example,

or most of America are just people living their lives. I was really excited this weekend because Ben Ascreen came to my show. I just got, he's so, like he was back there. I didn't know. Yeah, I just got a DM. Like I was going through my DMs, I haven't checked and he just said, hey bro, me and my wife loved you,

you guys, you were really funny. I was like, dude, like Ben Astron. So anyway, the next day, I give my number, he calls me because come over and watch the fights. And I go over to his house, something like a- Because you have to be London, so it's been a day. Exactly. And I was thinking to myself, like, people in LA,

we climb this wall. That dude has these three beautiful kids. His wife is fucking a complete smoke show. He's a great guy. He just coaches wrestling. Just loves that and get this. You're dressing, bro. Oh, fucking huge brother.

And then get this. What's great about him is what we bonded on the toehold thing because that's all he's in. He only wears toeholds. That's he's just a toehold freak. He actually tried to invest in the company, which I didn't know. So he's got his flip flops. I got my flip flops. He's just a to-ho-freak. He actually tried to invest in the company, which I didn't know.

So he's got his flip-flops. I got my flip-flops. He goes, come out to the back. I go, okay, he's got all this land. You know what he has in the backyard? Disc golf course, like an entire Frisbee golf fucking course. So we're playing Frisbee golf, disc golf in his back fucking yard,

with his three daughters. What I'm saying is that, like a guy like that, in a lot of ways, has figured it out. He's just a moderate American who figures this shit out, and I was thinking to myself, all the stuff we talk about, sometimes has no relevance to somebody in Milwaukee,

somebody in Wisconsin. It's almost like they've already figured out life. They figured it out. They don't need you. They don't need politicians telling them how to live their lives. That's how most Americans are, I think. I just reminded me of that.

He's a great representative of like, look at him, by the way, Olympian, look at his body. Average due to Olympian. Like, Yes, he's even terrible at that. I guess he was on the national team, the Olympic team, wrestling? Do you realize he was a world champion

and one championship? You realize you're a world champion, Bellas? You're really fun, like you have to see. He's even terrible at that. Like, excuse me for what do you do? Yeah. What have you ever excelled at? Yeah.

It's weird, right? Why do somebody come in there? Yeah, that's the whole thing. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I like that's why I read that comment. Oh, God. Are you fucking jobbing? I was in a...

I imagine. It's like, I'm living my mom's base. We're like, I'm a fan. If there are people that hate on bad ass, if you hate on bad ass, then you got some big problems. You got some big problems. You got a good amount of it. You been asking. You got some big problems a good amount of it You've been asking and ask her as a big good amount of it. Yeah hold on. It's

2000 on believe fucking 17 calling really bad Why cuz he keeps winning well you talk a lot of shit. Yeah, yeah, and back it up Yeah, well, I mean back in the day, yeah, but then you get to the, you see the end of his career, you know, so he's a tough go for. That's fine. Yeah. And that was a tough going. Then, you know, you got knocked out by Jake Paul. Well, I interviewed him, you know, for about the Jake Paul thing.

And I don't know if people don't realize this, but he's not a got to make excuses. And he didn't work on his boxing. I actually talked to him. I could tell I was watching him hit me and I go, you didn't, he goes, I had just had hip surgery three months before and I wasn't supposed to do anything. I called him money. He called John Wayne par and he was like, Hey, you're kicking a bag after four months because yeah, yeah, because my surgeon told

me I can't do anything for a year. He goes, that's bullshit. So he calls his surgeon. He's like, what the fuck is surgeon goes, look, man, I have a lower fail rate. He goes, what's your failure rate? He was one in one one and one and a thousand because I'll take my fucking chances but really Ben rode a bike for about a week and then did some mitt hitting with Freddy Roads for one week and then some other guy for two weeks. I'm in a week. Yeah. And he didn't know he just didn't know that Jake Paul was training as hard as he was.

He didn't know he was like, let's make a lot of money out of that. I knew because he told me he's like if Jake Paul is as good as we think is, he's like, yeah, me and lockdown. Yeah, you talked to him before the fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how that started to set. It's up there, but he was just, he barely trained. Yeah, he was a money player.

Right. But he paid dearly for it. And now he's just happy. Great sense of humor about himself though. Yes, like, I said to him, I go, what do you want to do? He goes, coach wrestling, I love coaching. I was like, he's such a good person, good coach and I'll say you know hall of favor I'm the UC but MMA hall of favor. Well, but I didn't know also about that in the wrestling world

He was one of the most innovative wrestlers. Oh, yeah, he was an incredible. Yeah, Kim. Yeah, Kim. Monster Kim was a super monster. Did you ever watch matches of his now? I have never did before pretty cool, huh? Yeah, he's a freak Just refused and he's taking down mean Rogan for I don't know eight years. I'm gonna ask him from the end of the ocean I remember that too late but why said that in the universe said the reason you got a new. I think was cuz Rogan and you know was talking about all You just said me both were you both And you also got that story from me, and they credit me. So I heard Rogan talking about it.

From me, not a bit of a start. It was a clip of it. Yeah. Fuck, you were. Oh yeah, I've wanted Ben, UFC forever. But time got in, it's like, you know, 34 year old running back, with that hip.

Yeah. And then I put him to the fucking, through the mill, you know. So you and the one who was bringing this. Oh, I wanted him in there forever, yeah. Me and Rogan both were. We've been saying how he'd love to see Ben Asking. You've seen Ben Asking. You've seen. And finally made the deal happen. Trade for my emails. You know what he told me to he goes, I just never took a day off. I never took a day off. And I and I never took one day, not even a day off in high school. Look at his hair. Look at that hair.

That's part of where a strength comes from, his sands and like, look. That's the standard hair. That's very standard hair. Tyrone Woodley was on that team too in college. Oh, that's right. I mean, Woodley, same college. They train a lot, yep, they train a lot.

Yeah, and they're both that roofish. He said that I love to innovate, because I used to think about, I just love the idea of figuring out the best way to beat the person in front of me. And you do that by just coming up with things that they haven't thought of or seen before. Yeah, he was so good.

That's really cool. Yeah. I just refused him to get taken to like, he would just bend and contort. And he's like, he got a take down. Somebody had his legs up in the air. And he's like down, he's upside down, grabbing their ankles's like, he got a take down. Somebody had his legs up in the air and he's like down. He's upside down, grabbing their ankles and he ends up getting the take down.

Oh man. But it's also like that mindset of, when I first started learning wrestling, you kinda almost, you like, don't realize there's so many ways to not concede a take down. You're just like, oh, he's leveraged me. I have to give it up and then work on getting these. That's like, that's how you learn.

That's how you come up with. But then when it's like, what if you're gunned ahead, you know, like if you get taken down right now, you get to, you're gonna die. You come up with some interesting shit. Imagine that's your kid's wrestling coach. Like his wrestling camps. Huge, huge, huge.

It's got five schools. Yeah, yeah. AMA. He's a great guy. Great guy. He could be crypto guy. Yeah, he is. And I was arguing with him.

He was like, I'll change your mind. I'm like, I'm. Could be crypto guy. Yeah, he is. And I was arguing with him. I was like, oh, he goes, I'll change your mind. I'm like, I'm not doing fucking crypto. He's got books on it. He got all the love screws. I can expert on crypto. And then when I was just showing, he's like, you haven't paid in crypto. No, why do I do that?

So I'm telling you that's the move, Mago. Or they could just pay me in American cash. And I can just buy. I can buy. I'll take American. Yeah, I can just, yeah, I can just, and then buy my own crypto. I don't need American dollars. I'll take America. Yeah, I could just yeah, I could just and then buy my own crypto that need them to figure it out. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he got paid in crypto from one of his some of his sites. So there is the interesting dude. Yeah man. Yeah, that's

worth half now, Ben. That's right. Half. That's right. The mouth man. His kids are that genetic thing. His kids are as rough and tumble as he is like he is a jungle gym in his house He is a jungle gym. He sits and they climb on him 24-7 the four-year-old runs straight at you He will run straight at you and not stop and just hit you with his head. Oh, he's a fight. Yeah, but the girls are the same way Pull up doing all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I love Ben. Let's call you, man, up a little. Yeah, man, I really enjoyed it.

Yeah, I just assumed that you had talked about it before. I'm like, oh, he's doing the best of with Ben-Answer. Yeah, but he, yeah, I did. But he's also, like, kind of what I liked about it, is that sometimes you see people's lives and where they're living and stuff, and you're like, that is as buccolic, that is as picture perfect as it gets. Where was that, Brian?

And he's right outside my walk. Move there. No, you're just saying how great and how beautiful it is and that's America. Move there. Huh? Put your mouth there. Move there.

Move to the middle of. Take it easy. It's more like, hold on. Just, don't put that much pressure on me. I was just saying, you're saying that they got it figured out man, when this rap race moved to the outskirts of Milwaukee. I mean, how you doing?

Don't force my hand out. I mean, I'm not saying I'll get crazy. I don't know how you, it's cheap out there, right? That's like my buddy, my buddy, Larry McHodder got so dumb with my one friend just to always say, I'm gonna go, I like to kick that guy's ass. And finally Larry goes like this, go buddy, Larry MacCodder got so dumb with my one friend just to always say, I'm gonna go, I'd like to kick that guy's ass. And finally Larry goes like this, go ahead, go ahead. And the guy goes, yeah, fucking, I should.

And he goes, go ahead, that, and go ahead. He's there. He goes, yeah, no, I should. And he goes, no, I'm saying, don't shoot. Go ahead, you always say, go do it. He goes, hey, he wants to find you. My buddy turned out to be a chicken shit and he wasn't gonna do that.

Yeah, let's take a break, dude. I'm feeling stressful, I got anxiety. I'm having trouble sleeping. I just need something to help me out and I want it to be natural. Don't give me a heavy narcotic, dude. Bro, I'm not gonna give you a heavy narcotic, but do you know what it is, man?

What? You need CBD. Now, daddy uses it every single day at night to fall asleep, right? Yeah. And my friends at next EVO Naturals, they have their sleep CBD. I take three of those and we getting sleep.

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AGO, you know, dude, he threw up so loud. It's the weekends over. It's Saturday night. They're trying to get people out there so they're somebody and they're someone like, he threw out someone flooded the bathroom in the bedroom. So they're like, hey, they told me like, you know, I take my time with the meet and greets. And they're, and they listen,

there's a flood in the bathroom. They're a shit everywhere. Can you just hurry this up? And I was like, well, they paid me as someone to do my thing. So when it's done, then he gets, because if they don't have to go with was like, well, they pay, man, so I'm gonna do my thing. So when it's done, then you get, cause if they don't have to go with bathroom, give us a fuck, it's back there.

And like, all right, we'll just try and make it quicker. So I do one of my time, then we're all in the green room. And we're sitting there and they're like, everybody out like mad, out, everybody get out. Well, have the bathroom, everybody get out. And we'll talk and I didn't, you know, realize Jay left this hair And you hear it somebody thought up in the goddamn

Because he's held the shit or saw I don't know what's going Jake comes back his eyes are all glass I go hey that was you He was yeah, I don't feel good. I go. What the fuck dude. What are you doing? Yeah, I don't feel like what the fuck dude, what are you doing? So funny he's so funny. He's so funny. He grew up allowed as I've ever heard probably quietly. It's not close to the green room. Yeah, so loud. How do you guys lie when you puke? Some people say that puke quietly. No, I don't I buy puke loud. Yeah girls with eating disorders Correct. Correct. Yeah. This is correct.

Guys, I don't know how you can't. I can't control it. It's all hittin' it. Is there anything worse? It's the best ab workout of all clowns. My core is so sore. Is there anything worse? I remember I was going, I was good to though.

Jimmy Burke was with me and all I was doing was going, I was taking Topanga Canyon down from Ventura down to the PCH. So you know it's little winding? Oh, the winding. So I was doing was going I was taking Topanga Canyon down from Ventura down to the PCH so you know it's little windy. Oh, it's the wind. So I was doing I didn't think I went on old Topanga roads it was even more windy. You're driving your passing. I'm driving. Now Jimmy doesn't drive. He's lives in New York City so he's never in a car. I had to pull over on the side of the road and he was on his hands and knees. Yeah, I get it. If I had to ride there, I'm fine. I would too, if I was in the back out there. Yeah, yeah.

I get motion sickness. That's crazy. That's exactly what's up to the Pan Canyon. Megan and Frey contested Melanie Rausher, found dead, what the fuck? We got that. Jason Memorial got a crash off motorcycle. Yeah, and to the Pan Canyon.

He's always, that's how I see him. I've seen him probably, I don't know, five, six times, every time it's on to the Pan Canyon, every single time I see him. Yeah, and to pick a canyon. He's always that's I've seen him probably I don't know five six times every time it's time to paint in every single time. I see him. Yeah, he lives up there. I'm at must of so he got a head on crash with a car. I've got the motorcycle. He was he was in a car and then hit a motorcycle, but no one really was really at fault. Oh, he was in a car in a motorcycle. Yeah. See, that's Miss Lee and he says, you know, motorcycle. I said he's always on a motorcycle. Oh, he's always. See that's Miss Lee and he says, you know, Morshiker likes him. He's always on a motorcycle.

Oh, he's always, always. He's always had the paying a cafe there with his family. Oh, he's always there. And he's on a motorcycle. They must take a car soon. So y'all meet you there. Lockwell, man, dude. Yeah, man.

But he's fine. Yeah, the guy should be fine too. All right, so nothing happened. Yeah, keep going. It was down there. If that's a stunt double? Maybe the director of that movie. And that might be a stunt double.

Handsome basket. Yeah, no shit, they both are. Yeah. Anything is hard to do. Yeah, I saw. Look at that shepherd. No, look at that old man. Looks fucking sweet. This is awesome

He's he couldn't look better. He couldn't look cooler Yeah, he ran over I want to look like that guy in the back seat too Why isn't the back though? I think I might be a jerk. Let's see This is my best friend. Oh, man on my best. We did her mom We are our way of dream team up. So we're the best for anybody to be able to move in this simple promoting it. Okay, he made him move, okay. That's cool.

It's sweet girl. What else you got, Jen? Alligator attack. Hell yeah. We don't have videos of this stuff, but so a seven year old woman does buy a golf course. She fell into a pond. She tried to like stay afloat and she's

70 So two all of years came took her under Game set she died young they think two alligators They think though they thought before but then they concluded it she had like something with her like a fraction of neck and something else Yeah, yeah, so they had to get the both, it was like eight foot or a little hell. Hold on, they didn't eat her. They didn't eat her. It might be that she drowned and then they got her.

They were saying that alligators would next to her when she was in the water and then she just went under. They said they saw an alligator in the area. A lot of it's fishy. I got skeptical. So there's a guy that actually answered or called 911. So you confirmed as cause of the woman's shut, but the guy that was- So it's a county where that's a Florida.

Yeah, man. Of course. No, they will kill you. Hold on, the man, so hold up. The man was out of breath lying on the ground as he tried to stay on the phone with 911, then he was going to pass out. I don't think he was going to make it help. Help.

That's the guy who was trying to save her. Okay. While on the phone with 911, I braved the other bystander said that he could see a gator right in front of me during the call. Okay. Yeah. So there are two gators, one that was right next to William's head and the other that was by a body

keeping her floating up. Two alleges, one eight feet 10 inches, the other seven, sevens. Big on them. Remove from the pond. Why would you remove? It's where they lived. They lose their fear of humans and it becomes very dangerous.

So if you feed alligators, the problem is that then you don't have food and you become the food. And that's why kids and dogs, you have to keep them away from the water's edge. Don't let your kid go inflarded to the water's edge. Oh no, we can't go in a pool in Florida. No. We have no idea what's came to a pool in Florida. No. We have no idea what's in there. You don't know.

There's too many dangerous things. Yep. So they think she, Brian thinks she drowned, and then they're saying, no, they confirmed it as alligator. Yeah, two giant alloys being by her body. Yeah. She's floating around. You think they're like, no, they have to see what she does.

Hey, old guy walking his dog. Walking his dog on a path, taken by an alligator and dragged right in, killed. Exactly, that's my point. Yep, she died by alligator. A woman, a woman goes for a jog, it's nighttime. She dangles her feet over the bridge. Mr. alligator grabs her. They found her just her torso

because did the old death roll on the arms and the legs. Oh, there it is, investigators said, two aligirs spied the woman and grabbed her while she was in the water yeah well and the ten inches of attack i'd rather get attacked by a fucking truck i'll say what shark week step their game up and make fun of how they always run the

same fucking bits over and over that one last night this dude he has known as like one of these shark experts they say is away with great whites and show me he kind of did i've got me to i wrote on the god He's known as like one of the shark experts. They say it's away with great whites. They show him like He kind of did I've got me to I wrote. Oh my god Dude, they should have to do like patting a great white He's a little patting the great white dude. He goes into this Like kind of this contraption, but it's plastic

He's in a in a plastic square. So think of a square that see through plastic That they put together like a Lego. He's on top so he can like move and jump out if he wants and he's just sitting there While a great white just roaming around big great huge great white Well, the great white you can and they're like we should have noticed this and they didn't know this is gonna happen And this one I was like all right truck week. He got me finally So the big great white comes by the guys knocking on the thing. I guess he was knocking on thing like, keep him away. But the great white bumps it.

He just bumps it to see what it is. Circles around, goes into the dark. Comes back, this time bumps a little harder, but not like horrible. Just kind of, like, he's just curious. And he has like, you know, he's trying to be the expert. He's like, this what these great whites do. He's just checking out some newness territory. Okay, cool.

Great white goes way into the biz. Then you see him coming. You're like, and they don't their film and he's like talking, dude. Boom! Blast through the fucking plastic. What? Breaks this fucking plexiglass and goes, tries biting the guy. Like, like came out of the water. The guy flies out. He missed it because the alligator for a reason was tracked.

And the plastic hit and the guy went this way and the guy went off the end of the bith but with plastic on his mouth. Oh, that's not good. Here's a problem. So that show started at seven. My daddy was in town. My daddy goes, because I was like, all right, got it. Let's move on. My daddy goes was in time my daddy goes leave because I was like all right

Got it. Let's move on my dad goes no, let's leave it. I went all right. You're the boss your my dad. I'm gonna leave it our dad This happened they very showed it all they can do is talk about this for the next Two hours is from seven to nine. We've seen the there's nothing else that that's right We've seen this is it. Yeah, but we can't obviously we can't show any of this. But can I see just this? Yeah, I just see it. So I know what we're talking about. First of all, he's dressed like a seal, right? Yeah.

Look at that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, geez. Look at that. Great way. Oh, that's very interesting. Yeah, you're asking for it, pal. First of all, it has 700 views. What the hell's going on?

You're really going to victim blame? Believe it. I am going to victim blame right now because you're playing with Fire look at this size that fucking shark on to the option think that for those of you can't see he's in a Clear contrap, yeah, but it's like a sheet plastic like I could swim and probably knock it out damn little old a fucking great white shark I could swim and probably knock it out damn little fucking great white shark Right great white like this is interesting. So look he's bumping it. All right. Let's check it out man He's bumping but he wants to eat that fucking thing. No, he's like the expert was like he's just he's curious He's curious so then the great white's like here. We got a bump it again, right?

Yeah, a little bumper car It's a bump in a bump in a bump in a Now this him and he thinks he thinks he's best friends with great right. Another great white goes, okay, I've bumped it a few times. Yeah, let's see what's in there daddy. Oh, Jesus. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Holy shit dude. Best part ever on Discovery Week. Oh my god, that scared me. Get on that fucking thing and get out. Now look at the shark. Glass in the mouth or plastic. Are you out of your fucking mind? Now look at the shark guy.

Hey, dumb dog. So he's trying to stay afloat on that. That's gonna help. Fuck this dude. He was like put my head under water so I could see what the shark was at. Oh that's so fucking scary. I told my dad, you know how this shark would be. God, that's a nightmare.

Did you see that? That thing would have killed him. Let me see that fucking, let me see that shit again. That's fucking nuts. It's hilarious. And the shark's not even going down that. Are you choking? Dude, he's so lucky he didn't get killed.

I need you to calm down a little bit. It's not that that thing went to bite him Yes, and no that's what the experts were debating. Oh, no He didn't do the full on like the full on Oh, that was a curiosity fight. That was a curiosity It's like Super Mario with their coin. I mean, it's nothing he's bummed. No, no's nothing. He bumped him and that was a curiosity bite. Yep, it is also plastic. Yeah, but he went right through that plastic, by the way. I would go through that plastic. But you're saying, I mean, if you went a full-on boom,

have you seen some of these videos of the breaching? Ooh. You get 10 feet in the air. Yeah, but that's because it's a seal and they know what it is. Yeah. It wasn't sure what that fucking guy was, but that thing... That was a full-on. ...mouth first. But not full- full on what if he was coming to ask first

Sometimes they always he's always Yeah, it's mouth over the eye. I don't like you know how like what works I have you ever seen the great white breach the water and get a seal. Yeah dude. I'm 39 Yeah, we see I've seen every shark week since I've been alive I'm 39. Yeah, we see it. I've seen every shark week since I've been alive. That's all they show. Not that's all they show.

I didn't assume I'd be the first person to play the jump. What if I was like, oh shark, what? What have the, what? What they live in the water? What do you mean? They fly all the water, Mark? Wait, wait, wait. They have wings, we, yeah.

But you know, shark weeks trying to get views, whatever. They ran it's course. I can only see a great white jump out of the fucking water so many times Yeah, a tiger shark whatever eat a fucking tractor. So now they do the celebrity stuff and then last night I was the debut night, but it was a jackass crew and so they showed how sharks will just kill birds Have you ever seen what they do to birds tiger sharks? Tiger sharks. Yeah, tiger's bulls dude the birds. Yeah, it's also bird what the fuck are you doing? There's a cat go to go to a pond daddy during the middle ocean just like you know what I'm gonna rest I'm gonna rest my wings here if you don't mind and they're there and then the shark goes oh Chicken dinner daddy and then chicken over the sea, bro.

I can't, chicken over the sea. Chicken over the sea. Yes, seagull over the sea. Seagull over the sea. They're just chilling there. And then a tiger shark, which isn't small, goes, oh, I'm gonna kill you. And just fucking chomp.

Well, they, they, here's the thing, I can't believe they can show the footage. They just learn how to swim. They just learn how to swim They're like, oh, I'm learning I mean fly. I'm learning how to fly, but I'm gonna take a rest here right there. They're babies They take a little flight right here. They go. I'm just gonna fly I mean, I can't get up in the area. Hey, hey mama bird. Could you patrol the waters and let us know there's a giant fucking tiger shark. He co. Look, so they're chilling, right? And I hate birds. I can't stand birds.

They're fucking stupid. Which really should be good. I need to learn how to fly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I can't get enough of that. I know. So my hate birds, dude.

We'll see you later. Boat. Boat. See, that's a full blown on Ray Lose Blitz. Yes, it is. He half-assed that with that gun, the plastic container. Yeah. You know, he's basically gun, the plastic container. Yeah. You know, he's basically in a see-through trash can.

And thought it was gonna protect them from a $3,000 great white. They did that. You know, the crocodile hunter Steve Irwin did that with a Nile crocodile. And Mr. crocodile came right up, and it was so fucking big. You can see it I mean he's in that plastic thing

It's insane not for me. No, sir. No, no, no, sir. You don't want to do that He was always fucking with these things, dude And it never caught up with them. It never did a sting It never caught up with them Fuck with all those wild animals. It never caught up never caught up with them until it dude You those wild animals, it never caught up. Never caught up with them until it. Dude, you know what? I cried when he died. I cried hard.

You know what I mean? I made it quite hard. I made a joke about it when I was doing stand-up. Right. I made a joke about it when I was doing stand-up. Right after it happened. Oh, how dare you. Total silence.

Yeah. Oh no, I made a joke about in San Diego. And dude, you know, I have my OJ, I talk about some crazy shit. OJ, what are all the shit? Michael Jackson pedophiles. Dude, I mentioned Steve. I had a reference with Steve Verwin, a stingray. They loved him. Oh, boo. I went that's too much. But the OJ, the OJ sent to killed people you're cool with. People and I'll say I give, I'm a Steve Irwin.

Does he get online hate if he's in this world? Steve Irwin? Oh yeah. He's still not allowed. Nobody gets that on-scape. Steve Irwin, like, oh yeah, that's why, you know, I'd like to see you do that with a fucking fresh water cracky towel or whatever. Animal activists or like you shouldn't mess with them.

Not even Animal activists. It's just the trolls. You know, I go and say, I'd love to see you do that with a fucking hippo, you know, whatever bull animal activists or like you should not even am like this, just the trolls. You know, I go and say, I love to see you do that with a fucking hippo, you know, whatever stupid reference, you know, but see very now he'd be older, right? He knows family runs his, his, his whole zoo, his daughter like that made her boyfriend like fucks with the quality.

Her, his little boy is identical to him. Really? Same movements, mechanics, speak exactly like he's him reincarnated. He's a grown man, right? Steve? His son? No, his son's not that old. His son would be what?

1918? Yeah. But he is very similar. What a character he would. The mom had to carry the alligator skin once he passed away. Because remember, she was kinda like the sign lady, right? Like he never later get too involved.

You like she was the American who dated or got married the alligator expert, right? And he just bring her in the boat while he like jumped in the water. And he would just get reactions from her. Remember that? Like she was just kinda like the side chuss. And then he passed away and she went,

now's my calling. Put on that alligator cape, just not to say. I would tell you when I was on mushrooms and I watched him fucking, and he had his pit bull on the front, on the fucking front of his boat. He's in Africa. Hell yeah.

And his pit bull jumps into the water. Prokadoz everywhere. There was a wild boar or hedgehog, Africa and a and his pit bull jumps into the water crocodiles everywhere There was a wild boar or hedgehog whatever the fuck it was, you know those Wardhawks word hog stuck in the mud His pit bull jumps out grabs on that word hog now. They're in a full-blown fight He is the pit bull and word hog mr. Irwin jumps off and he's, he breaks them up. It's called Australian standoff. He fucking breaks them up.

Yeah, he breaks them up and he's like, no, no, and he's trying to keep them. And then you see a crocodile, he's all the commotion. The gang. And it's on its way. The gang you're coming. I was on mushrooms going,

ah, get in the money, boo. Dude, he didn't give a fuck. Not a fuck, not, and how how about ain't that a bitch? He was like shooting like the director's cut of one of his shows and was like, oh, check it out, fellas, it's a stingray. You know, they don't, you're like, I have fun, dude. And the stingray fucking pierces his heart.

I mean, it's heart. That fucking Satan ray, dude. Damn. And you know what, he made the mistake and it's just natural. It hit him and then he yanked it out. They said if he would have left it, I went to the hospital, he'd be alive. But when he yanked it out. They said if he would have left it, I went to the hospital he'd be alive.

But when he yanked it just ripped the hole in his heart. Oh no. But he would have, you know. That's what they say though, you keep it in there. Yeah. If you get stabbed, keep the knife in there because the blood will go around it. Yeah, I don't know about stab.

Don't pull it. No, so if you get stabbed, it depends on the knife. It's just a clean blade and a hole. Hold it there though. No, for real. They say the same thing about that. You get stabbed. Keep the knife there. But do the criminals go and then run off? No, no, they go. No, and then no, but then it was when I get stabbed, I go, I hold it there. I go, I go like this. You go, fuck up, right? I get your fingerprints on it. Yeah.

Right. You put them to sleep like this one hand. Yeah, because all the criminals stab and run, right? Yeah. So you want to keep it there. Stab or at least. Shout to Steve Irwin, man, well, the great. Leave it in place. As mentioned, you will likely cause more bleeding when you remove it, because it's places, in place, it helps hold the vessels close.

Huh. I'm talking about for the stingray in general. Type in, I would Steve Irwin be alive through the left, the stingrays. Ray in his heart. I fuck out of all the danger should he plays with. I think that a bit. Ah, if you get stabbing the eye, I must cover both eyes. Because both eyes move together.

There you go. Oh. According to a doctor, the animal in throes could have been saved if he had not hastily pulled the stingray barb from his chest. Damn. Since stingray, stingray, stingray, it's what he calls a tray. Effectively act as a plug in the moment he bled to death. How big was that, like, where they should bone?

Like a piece of bone in you? It's like a barb. It's like a barb. Really? And just hit him right in the heart. Has to break the chest plate. You think that's a heart, those fucking stingrays hit. How the fuck was stingrays, dude? You ever seen a stingray?

Short tail stingray. 6.5 feet. Oh, that's the biggest stingray. That killed him. Because it went up like this. He was over it and went, oh! I'll tell you right now, fellas. Let's say we're in here and we all did whatever finally kid wild. And we're in, uh, let's say in Africa. Yeah.

And a stingray got me, you tell my story. Like Brian, right? Like you're not going to be the guy in the water, right? If this is the movie 300, you're the guy with an eye patch, right? You can tell my story. So you're gonna have the eye patch. You're not a warrior of an eye patch. You're a good storyteller.

So you go back to America and you tell them, I got, like there was, I don't know, picking an animal. I need a nut like a, a fucking murderous hippo where there's a lion. A lion ate me ass first. Yeah. As I'm defending the three of you.

No, I just do this. I go, but you gotta make up the story. So my kids, because you know, I get back, I get daddy died by a sting, right? Right? You don't want to do that to my kids. So you make up a cool story. I just say this.

I go, uh, go. Cannables. And he didn't like to say. They asked me, ask me, did he scream? How did he go out to his young cryper now? Never stopped swinging. And finally when he realized that was futile, he kind of smiled a little bit.

Yeah. Rapped his arms around the thing. And then he yelled out, I'm going to pleasure town. He said, love my kids, bro. Love my kids. Yeah. And he gave me the numbers to his account. I cleaned them out. I'll tell you. What did you want it to? Who she did with one eye open? Yeah.

Leave you out from 300. Yeah. Hi, Patch. Hi, Patch McGee. You got to be honest. You don't like the movie 300? I'm not saying I didn't like it, I saw it, what you're doing to come out. I saw it once in a few years. One of the greatest movies of all time. You've only seen my recollection of it. Yeah, you look like one of them, yeah? The slow motion, doggy style, lightning crashing in the background before he goes to battle.

I was like, that's the scene. No, remember, just before they go to the battle. The main battle. So high when I saw it? Oh wow. No, it's the main battle right there high when I saw it? Oh wow. Do you know it's the main battle right there? It's the night before.

Yeah. And he's like, eat tonight. We die and I'm aware of the fuck is whole tonight. I know. And they're all, who, who, who. And he goes, cool straight. Hey guy with one night, come here real quick. And so we're going to battle tomorrow.

I need you to take the horse and run back to the village tonight. And he's like, no, I'm gonna fight. You can't fight, you have one eye. And you can't fight, that's why you have one eye. And you're a good storyteller, tell my story. Yeah. And you don't have to fight.

Okay. And I think I gave him part two. No, the end of the game warrior. Yeah, there he goes. That's Brian. That's me. He's got a picture in an old guy. This guy's really young and handsome, huh?

Man, that's a Michael Fastbender's first movie where he blew up. That's right, that's right. Skinny fellow. Have you guys seen Shane, the movie, shame? Shame? Yeah. Michael Fastbender, NC17 movie, where he's a sex addict. Oh, cool.

It's such a good movie. Hey, I'm in. Saw with my mom, by, you know, wouldn't the best choice. Show his dick, don't they? Oh, yes. He's got a peacock. Absolutely. That's much got a real dick.

I'm sitting there with my 70 year old mom watching this. And I think it's a masterpiece legitimately, but it was kind of awkward. I want to watch this. But in this movie, Shane, what kind of sex Alec, are we talking here? Just like they show the real dick. Yes. Like, can't stop looking at porn has sex with random.

People all the time like it is show how it like interviews of this life as it's consumed with it. Yes. And his good movie. Oh, incredible. Like if it was an NC 17, it's Oscar worthy. What year did it come out? My guess is gonna be 2012. I think people would be surprised how addictive porn can be for some people, right? Oh yeah. And just everything about a stovet nuanced, it's a, what's the director?

Watch that. Yeah, that sounds amazing. Yeah. Oh, he directed something else really good. Oh, yeah, he directed, yes. Steve McQueen directed 12 years of slave. So the filmmaking is phenomenal. Sounds good.

I want to. Hey, was Steve McQueen the guy who got, who was the guy, where the other guy came in, you owe me my money, my fuck. Right, yeah, I think that's him. That was the Daniels character, I think. Remember that? The director James McQueen. And the award show Daniels, I think. Give me my mother fucking money, my fucking. Yeah, you think that's him. No, that's the Daniels character, I think. Remember that? The director Daniels.

I have to give him my mother fucking money. Yeah, no, whoa. He was like, all right, I'll get it to you. I'm on my mind. He said to Steve Perry. Lee Daniels, it was a death from Rockefeller records. Oh, I'm brain-deprived. Did he ever pay him a head?

Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, with a bald head. Damn. Did he ever pay him back? Damon dash there you go Damon dash. Yeah five million dollars He was five million fraud suit by Damon dash. Well give my money. Well, it was live y'all hell Yeah hell yeah, get your money damn five million our frauds hit Well, you really did a little, oh money, huh? What else you got, Jen?

Let's see here. Got a couple here. That's what I'm, okay. One sec. So this is another one, that's another animal attack. But it's, you know, we saw this before, where we talked about it before. When people catch sailfish,

sometimes it jumps into the boat. Yeah. So this woman got, it jumped into the boat and actually pierced her crotch area. Well, god damn it, that hurts. Apparently she's still in the hospital right now. Yeah. Better than hitting the stomach though.

Yeah. I guess, right? You think that you've got the lookout for it? It's a great guys. We're hunting sailfish right now. You ever seen those things when the wire though? That's what we call them in the boat. You ever seen when it's on the wire?

Those things go ape shit. Right. And just Yeah, the shootout like fucking rockets. Yeah, I was here. So fucking her thigh Near crotch dog. Yeah, we should be more specific. Oh that would hurt. Oh my god That was it. Was it was it in her vagina or not? I don't think they'd want to say that if it was. I know. It's like they're bringing so vague. She got curious when it comes. Uh-huh. What else you got to do?

There's a video of her getting stabbed, right? No. Are you sure? Yeah, I thought I saw it. No, we've seen people with that before, but not this particular older woman. Yeah. So, Harvey Weinstein smelled like poop poop but thought he was God's gift.

A new book claims. He's probably poop. The stench of the Weinstein effect is still lingering Monday. Five years after mainstream reports of Harvey Weinstein's dark sexual reign of terror for his came to light, author Ken all of his bombshell in the book Hollywood ending, Harvey Weinstein and the culture of silence dies into the ugly truth that it's grace film producers downfall uh... he had some notion of that body was attractive said he had some notion is that the body was attractive uh... they smelled of feces had general scarred to the point that you look like a virginia

virginia and back full of my god his back full of my god and his back full of black it's really thought he was god's gift the dawn wand uh... he's who spoke to multiple former mayor max films to employees one side accused and even the former film producers business partner brother bob was in for the spot well uh... actually claim that my scene you know had a relationship and I and it's like poop and sprite parts look deformed Wow

Oh, when they showed pictures of his generals to the jurors they were disgusted Of course Chimper get those pictures of the generals Why was his weener all messed up he He had some sort of disease. I heard Rogan talking about it before. Some sort of weird disease. It's a jacked up just on his weiner. Hitler the same thing. Weird. Not the same thing but he had a deform penis. Allegedly. Wooden. Hitler. They speculated. Yeah, I heard that. He had the hole on the underside of his penis. Not good. Wow.

Not good. Wow. Here's Hittiest. Here's another one. Video shows Taco Bell worker hurling boiling water at customer. New video allegedly shows a Dallas, Texas Taco Bell employee hurling boiling water at a woman and girl who have since filed a lawsuit after asking for their incorrect order to be remade. The footage released by attorneys for breads. Wait, so it's all in a word like a jub-a, like in Chalupa? Yeah, the guy's working at it.

And then he was like, hey, I said no cheese. Yeah. Is that correct? Wait, she hurled it or the customer did? Uh, the worker hurled it. They filled up. Oh, fuck. She threw it on who?

On the customer. Damn, that's videos that chop like that. That's a fucked up thing to do man. She must have lost her mind. Damn, that can fuck you up. Is the video chin? Here, this is better. Oh my god.

It's all shit ton of boiling water. Oh my god. That leaves that coldly shit. At least they all have their mask on though. I don't know. Sorry. That can scar you for life. Yeah. Oh, we got hot as we can look at steam. Holy shit, dude. Never went to a Freddy Krueger. That's major assault. That woman's going to. Oh, yeah. She screwed. And they're going sue Taco Bell. Taco Bell's like, God dammit,

let's get through 20 mil. That's so weird. 20 mil for me to bring your face to me. Why the fuck happened? No. No. But it looks like they're not, do you never know? You can probably really rather do.

I don't think they're doing well, they're renting to their car, that's pretty bad. Yeah, that's really bad. That's scary, dude. They're asking for more than one million bucks in damages. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Talk about it like that.

Yeah, just go ahead. Here you go. They just whittle it down. They go, we'll give you 100 grand each. Oh, no, I've been to the talk about. They'll give you a meal. Yeah. Man, oh, man, oh, man.

What's this one? There's Lane Maxwell. I can enjoy movies and yoga after transfer to florida prison so i guess they're they moved your thousand miles to a soft low security prison in florida one where inmates enjoy movies a running track and even yoga in the yard we think about this i mean here's the giver

uh... was it twenty or thirty let me see if i can find it here yeah i mean because she's 60 now. Yeah, six-year-old 20 years. 20 years. Yes, she's screwed. I mean, you know, she's still in jail, so what do you want to do, put her in a cage? I mean, you know.

Well, I guess, compared to you, do you think that's evidence that she has some sort of special treatment? I mean, compared to something like, you know, Sammy the Bullock's Hollatera confinement, wherever all these other guys who end up in much less luxurious situation. It's a low security federal. Well, because she's not really a threat, right?

Yeah. She's a madame. So I think it's a little different. Like El Chapo gets like three minutes of sunshine, if that. So is that really? You hear about his son when they captured his son, you hear what they did? Oh, how they they went let him leave Like they they shut everything down

Yeah, they well they caught his son and then I'll chop those the cartel Said okay, they blocked the road they said they put they attached they went to all the soldiers families their houses and attached went to all the soldiers' families, their houses, and attached dynamite to the propane tanks, and said, if you don't let them go, we're gonna blow up all your houses. And they'll let them go. That's so shut down the road.

Yes. They couldn't get out. They did everything, right? Yeah. They did everything. Crazy. So, well, this guy's got to keep it flowing here, man. He's like starting to start. So the good fellas and lawn order acted another God guy who portrayed a gangster. Oh, he was great. Also, you know died. It's great. It's 83 natural causes though 83 good run good run good career

Law or it he's huge on law on the order. That was a shit. Was that what he was on? Oh yeah, he was on there forever. Remember Ray Leoto was like, Paulie used to slice the garlic so thin. So it would melt right in the middle. I didn't know he's on law on order. Ah yeah, let's begin. Well that's what he's known for before. I'm a gift of so major though, right?

Wow. What a movie that was. Oh and I didn't realize, it makes sense that he was the father of Oscar winning actress, MIRRUS, where you know. I think Sammy the Bull told me that that movie was very close to the real thing. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. The garlic too. The thing that I was like, that's how it was done. And said that's how it was done. That's what I was causing most of it. I was in mafia.

Yeah. They were good films. Chess, Robovers Boy, my best cause, but I was in mafia. Yeah. They were good for. Chess, robot versus boy, night takes part, but I'll take your finger. Yeah, he's zero here in this video. The robot gets bad. No, so he's playing a robot. But the kid's not supposed to,

he's supposed to wait till the robot's done. So the robot just got stuck on his finger, and it broke his finger. Now, do we think the robot gets stuck? I guess we have a robot like K-Bitch. You know it's my job, right? So they actually told you not to touch the book. Yeah, that's probably these fucking robots Damn, but the kid came back the next day and played again

Came back with the next day with the baseball robots like look who's back Wow I'm gonna beat your ass now. Wow. Now, Chindhought this is gonna be a little too edgy and dark, but just gonna throw it out there. Did you guys see the footage of the shark biting the guy's finger off when he's trying to get the hook out of its mouth like a little shark? He catches a shark and then he's trying to get the hook removed and the shark bites his finger off. That's not too dark for us.

We can't play stuff like that anymore because we get flagged for anything that's like Wattily injured you can harm can you react to it or not? No, we can actually play for these guys. Yeah, hey, yeah We just bites off this pinky. Yeah, but this it's such a depressing video. I hate Yeah, it's one for the sharks I agree with that dude. I can't get enough of this shit. Listen to what he says after and the kids warning him Oh, he turns Lost my god damn pinky But also

So why did the shark do the alley? And it got spinky and wanted to get away He just goes, guy lost my gun. He's got damn it. He lost his fucking gun. I'll give her a pinky. Like right away he knew it. But if you're gonna take one, it's a lot.

It just popped off. I know. Oh for sure. Popped off. That's the one. That's the one. Well for you you play the guitar. If you're me it's like, ah fuck.

That's it. For me it's a great story a bit on. I do. Yeah. That's fast. Look at the sharks and mouth. Yeah man. That's not fun. I do just like, I'll lose my story in a bit on stuff. Dude, the fast plug comes out. Look at the sharks mouth. Yeah, man. That's not fun.

Dude, it's just like, I'll lose my pinky for a bit. Man, that's a dead kill, I'm dead. I think you get a little twirl, didn't it? You know what the set, again, fellas, if this were to happen, we you tell everyone it was a giant. Great, why? You don't tell me it was a small bullshit loop, too.

Could have been his fingers, could have been his hand. Brandon saved us all, he was punching, left his pinky out, shark got it. Great white. Great white or tiger anything. That's how depressing. Yeah, Megalodon really. Well, our boy Paul DeGelder gets his arm,

his leg is getting saught off by a gray wetter. No tiger, tiger. Is that what a tiger said? Yeah, tiger. Dude, his arm and legs are. And then he punched it and he lost his hand because the shark bit his hand off. Oh, you, because they always tell you. Oh, I don't know. They punched it and he lost his hand because the shark bit his hand off. It's him out there.

Oh, I don't know. They always tell you, but you gotta punch the shark. Yeah, and Tiger goes, oh, okay. Yeah, it's like my joke, you ever try to punch underwater? Yeah, but you know what does work apparently? Cause I knew a guy in high school got bit, at Stinson Beach, his name is Jonathan Catherine. You got bit on a surfboard and he was like,

wrestling, like, the comes up from underneath, right? Ben a surfboard and he was like wrestling, like the comes up from underneath, right? Bumps you off and you're like in the water and he's trying to like get a whole, and this thing has his leg in its mouth and he's reaching around for someplace to grab and he puts his hands, the gills, and it virtually hits what made it release.

Oh wow. And was it a great white? It was a great white, yeah. They say go for the gills or eyes. Where was this? Stinson Beach. You can probably look at our Stinson North, Northern Cathrine with a cave. Oh, North, that's great white. That's great white. That's great. Yeah, Jonathan Cathrine Stinson Beach Shark Attack. It would have been like the year 1998. That's great white.

C-A-T-H-R either I and E or I just think that meant to there it is oh you missed it Jen said shark attack if you go back Yeah, there you go Wow Great way sure well body boarding don't body boy body born at 16 Pacific Ocean on California code He lose a migraine No, he has a leg ring. No, he has a scar open, not his legs, but he got back into surfing.

And I always, I don't know that the same bodyboarding might be inaccurate. My understanding was he was surfing and he is a surfer. He got back into competitive swimming. He wrote books about it. He went like wrote a tale, like wrote like a kid's book. It's like, it's called Don't Fear the Shark. Basically saying like there's not a reason to, you know,

vilify sharks. I hate when they do that. You've wrapped it just like the whole thing. All these billion bit by sharks, I get not the sharks fault. Yeah it is. That is you are hanging motivational talks. Well, we can be conserved the sharks. So the thing bit the fuck out of you.

Uh huh. Would you go see a motivational speaker who's just as like super- Yes. A resentful? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I want. I want the chaos. And be like, my fuck, Sharps. I was minding my business, and if I can rip my leg off.

Yeah. Whoever tells you, you go, it's a good story. It's horrible. I was thinking, I ain't my face off, man. Let's go around the world. I have a game for Shark Finn soup. So he underwent seven hours of surgery, major muscle in his legs more than six at once.

Lost my pinky, fuck! These were kind of male, you're like, lost my goddamn pinky, you're a man right there, right? You just pissed it. Like I shouldn't have been fucking with a shark like you're smad, like, I told you, fuck, I didn't wanna do that.

You suck, you lose your finger. I get nine fucking fingers. I'm nine, now I'm'm nine now I'm Johnny nine You guys are what you want to go down? This is why I don't want to go down Fucking Johnny nine's I walk in there as Tom ten and now Johnny nine and shark bit my finger up you piece of shit I'm gonna fucking take a piano when I retired fuck. I don't want to be here Now you know you be I told you I want to miss bulls

What's the's gonna happen this Shit Johnny 9's you Johnny 9's Well, I'll be I'll tell you where I'm gonna be put my pinkies in the waters in Baltimore next week August 4th is six. I'm in Baltimore and McGuuby's okay Baltimore, Maryland I've never been there one of the very few cities. I've never been I've been to Macubes Yeah, never been I've never been to Baltimore ever first time I'm gonna have my boy name a cab take care of you Okay, it's got you to do

Nate's nice the Prince of Baltimore. He's got you he's got you covered Okay, restaurants where you want to go. Okay, that'll be good information Yeah, and I will be doing the Ray Lewis dance all through the streets That's Baltimore August 4th and 6th andago's august twenty six one night only friday the den theater in chicago is the twenty six at seven thirty p.m. show in downtown chicago den theater one night one show only and on the twenty seven is the thick boy

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I got Spacan Washington September 22, 24, and we go from there. It's gonna be good. Boom, that it, dude. That's it, buddy. All right, love you guys, bye. Bye.