The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 818: Tom Cruise WAS RIGHT All Along!

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

The boys talk Tom Cruise's shocking vindication, Lady Gaga's invisible forcefield, the future of Victor Wembanyama (the 7'2" teenager slash top NBA prospect), scientists honing in on a cure for balding, the latest in the Brittany Griner saga, Callen's claim that vertically challenged super agent Ari Emanuel can dunk a basketball, the legend of Todd Phillips betting on himself for "The Hangover" franchise, McGregor vs Mayweather Pt 2 rumors, Singapore's strict laws, Subway's fall from grace, an update on the dad who lost his pinky to a Shark, and the first person to ever get a Bryan Callen tattoo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid we're out the whole world It's gone crazy a little bit to go crazy drink a little diet doctor pepper a little I was gonna say DC This is DP. So I think I mean I do you know here's a trivia question I think I'm right about this what What the secret ingredient doctor pepper is? Prunes, right? Yeah, prunes. Yeah. Am I here? Kind of curious. It's being a DP. You want me to mark DP? If I had to choose, now see that get younger, though, right? Because DP, you don't have to choose. You know, best of both. We're gonna

know if I have a choice between any two guys. Oh, well, it's gonna be between me, Mark, or Mark, and Chin. Or me and Chin. All things that. Yeah, mix it up, little Asian in there. I know, Chin, I feel like he's the only decent person in this room. So Chin would be the guy. That can abuse them.

Yeah. Chin, Chin, Chin, all the time, be like, is this all right? I don't know. I don't know. I'm comfortable. Yeah, totally me. Can you still talk? Yeah, and I'd be like, all right. Yeah, you know, I time be like it's all right Yeah, totally me can you still talk yeah, and I'd be like all right Yeah, you know, I'd be like well. Let's just get it over with yeah, and then you'd be giggling the whole time. Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's it's spit roast Wednesday. That's what we call it spit roast. You're talking about some different. I'm talking about Me and big ass mark behind you deep in the whole lot of hulins in the front. Hold on. That's not spit ball two dicks in my rumper

It's deep dude. So you guys are gonna push your dicks together. Well our balls in a touch. Yeah, no you dicks are gonna touch, bro No, that's not not not not not not not not not not not not hey dude. I don't know what that's called both and you you just said it No, no one the oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that's interesting. Exactly what's happening. Yeah. It's called double-double-double.

So you and Mark are gonna have your balls and your dogs touching super hard and very hard. But it's not gay if you're inside a bottle. And it's not gay if you're inside another man's a friend of yours. The rules. Anybody's bottle. Mud whistle.

Yeah. Straight up. You're doing all that. Stuff Brian Wednesday. Yeah, I need poppers for my nose, because I got to die light. I got to have some poppers. For your nose.

I'm sorry. You know, can we work adults? Can we not go right to, I don't know how we got to start. It's insane shit. Can we talk about before? How about this? Can we talk about just for once in the 10 years, one thing of substance, just one. Anybody have anything of substance to talk about just for once in the 10 years one thing of substance just one

Anybody have anything of substance to talk about look watch to watch the silence in the room Yeah, it's amazing. I mean Beverly Hills tried doing the math band. Do you see how that went? Uh the fans were the the people that I live with. Oh, I don't think so. Yeah. Okay. Well, I think it's funny. Kamala Harris said, my pronouns are she, she, her. And most people are like, look, that's fine. But America is, like Americans have a lot of other shit on their mind. A lot of people.

And inflation, price of gas, price of food. There's a lot of other shit. And so when you make that sort of front and center, we kind of go, you feel out of touch. Oh, you just feel out of fucking. Yeah, but also, it's not about pronouns. But it's not your pronouns or something like, that we're not aware of.

We know, we know you're, you see her. We imagine if I held a press conference, I'm like, all right, everybody gather around. Pronouns are, he, him. Yeah, but here's how I look at it. And this guy, I read this really good article. He's like 24, he works for, writes for New Yorker, Max, smart guy.

And he's non-binary. And he's a journalist, but he's 24, but he's fucking smart. And finally, he basically said, the problem with coming out as non-binary was that I, everybody then goes like this. They go, oh, that's the guy, or the person that, okay, that's the day. And you get put over there. And you're just as calcified as he, him. It becomes your

identity. And so finally, he was like, he ends the article with like, look, just, I'm done with the shit. Just call me by my name. Just call me by my name. That's what happens all because it's a little bit like, you know, it's a little bit like, maybe I said this before. If I walked around, if I walked in with a sword and you said, Brian, what's with the sword? I go self-defense and you go, all right, okay, well that's what he does, you know, that's what he wants to do. I wouldn't care, as long as you were like,

it's just, it's just I become the guy with the sword. I'm the guy over there, even if I'm carrying a gun. Like, I know it's your constitution rights that you're gonna be gun, but if I'm walking around all there even if I'm carrying a gun Like I know it's your constable's right to get a gun But if I'm walking around all the time with a gun in a way when I walk in the room I'm the guy with the gun like if we're at the beach and I and I'm like I gotta just you know I keep my shirt long because I got my bro. We're like he's he comes with this gun. It's weird You're the guy in volleyball gun boy your gun boy. You're gun boy. You become gun boy. I didn't tell you and San Diego, the man,

I think he's late, Joe, sorry, you know, it's chaos out there. And she comes back, she's like, we have a bit, she a new manager. Why the bringing the issue to me? I have no clue. She goes, we have a bit of an issue. So there's a gentleman who wants to come in, he's a huge fan of VIP, he's by my merch.

But he has his concealed to carry gun on him. I go, oh, it's like a nine million. She's like, big gun. I go, and he's trying to come in the comic club. She was, yeah, what'd you do? She was, he's like arguing. It's his right and he has the license on that. I go, to be fair, it is.

Like, you know, what do you want me to do? She goes, because you need the comic club, I'm like, I don't know, but I don't make the rules. So you can tell gun boy did fucking turn away. And so then she called like the head of Lafactor. He's like, you can't bring a gun in the comedy show, dude. Yeah. He's like, you know, you can just drop up your car and come back.

You think even the car. And when they told me, I know I'm like, oh man, this guy's gonna put up a fucking fuss. Yeah. And he went, okay. Right. Just like that. Yeah, just go drop it, I'm gonna come come back. Oh, and they told me they know my comments guys and put up a fucking fuss. Yeah. Okay. Right. Just like, yeah, I just killed drop it off. I'm gonna come right back.

Okay. Yeah. But and then they were like, It's a big enough gun. I, if you ever worn a big enough gun, it's a lot. It never worn one. No, no, no. It's heavy.

But also like they were like, like, we don't need any comedy clubs. Like, Craig Robinson just had a shoot and that is. And like, I'm not opposed to it. I know what you're saying. Yeah, I know what need comedy clubs. Craig Robinson just had a shoot and I was like, I'm not opposed to it. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. But I was like, can you ask him if he has any experience

with shooting that thing? Yeah. Before he's shooting. I hope you have a lot of training. Yeah, I lead some military background, please. Because when I'm at Taren Tactical and I have a gun, that Glock 17, which I own, that's a big piece of metal. Not that way. No, it's big.

If you're wearing a shirt over it, you're gonna see the gun. You're gun boy. You're gun boy. You're gun boy. You're gun boy. There is a holster where you can wear it literally down your pants and then you pull this flap up

and you just pull, you go, shoo, and then you got your gun. But there's a lot. I thought it would. It's a lot of work. So, you go, shoo, and then you got your gun, but this is a lot. I thought it worked. It's a lot of work. So if you have a holster, are you trying not to get chicks of holster? Yeah.

And then you can't wear like dope clothes. So you have a holster on, have like a pop an outfit. It's a good, there it is. It's a good idea. Maybe, but it's like this. I should probably have a lot of water. I should probably have a hundred gallons of water and a hundred pounds of rice and a freezer full of meat

in case the apocalypse hits, but I don't. It was at the leather one? Yeah. Come on. It's a lot. What's in the satchel? Oh, that's my gun. That's someone's gun holder.

Yeah. Well, my favorite part is everyone's so stressed out that the guy was gonna put up a fight and he was, yeah, no problem. All right. Yeah, well my favorite part is they everyone's so stressed out that the guy was gonna put up a fight and he is yeah All right, yeah, I'll drop back. I'll be right back Yeah, they're like so, but did he tell of them? No, he tell me Oh, yeah, I'll tell you just he's like he has no I can see a license here I'm bringing the show now like no, you're not he's like well, it is Yeah, my right and I do have the license. So what she does.

Yep. That's what I told you. I mean, if he has license, it seems normal. Constitutional right. Yeah, I was like, you know, is he sweating? Or is he like shaking? You know, but that's the other problem is that, you know, it's all good.

You can carry a gun. I understand. It's just that you are going to get to places where they go. We can't, you know, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. But also, people around here, are in this climate right now, especially, you know, it's a common code. It's good to have you. But also people around here are in this climate right now,

especially, you know, it's not like in California, not a ton of people carrying guns. Right. And you're just gonna sit there like how much shall just, everyone's, you think everyone's like, yeah, what's up dude? No, everyone's gonna be stressed as fuck. You're AR 50.

Yeah, he's just sitting there. Ha ha ha ha. You know, ha ha ha. Oh my, he's like, I don't think I actually know. I think somebody's there. I think it has to be concealed. I don't make sense. So in this state, right?

So in other states, I think you're concealed weapons permit. Your CWP is... It has to. Yeah, you can't have it it next to your case idea. Yeah, it's a little bit like in San Francisco. You can walk around with your dick out. Can't be hard. Interesting.

The Gus picks up, like, no. Not allowed to have a hard dick in public, but you can have your dick out as long as it's flasked. I'll scare with it, if they let that guy on that gun and he was just out of his mind. I guess, Tom, joke, he's like, job, job, like dude, you're killing me. Ugh. He's like, wait, job, like do you kill me. He's like wait.

Just shooting the gun in the air. They're all like, hey man, just out of his fucking mind. That scares me. Also hilarious. Gun scare me. Oh me too. Whatever I see, I'm like, oh my yeah. Room my own. I'm holding them like, dear God. Rogan and I went to a party. We were both like 28 years old. Went some party in the Hollywood Hills. I'll never forget. He didn't see it, but a kid was walking. So we were all in this traffic jam because of the valet.

We were trying to leave. We were trying to get out of the party. And there was just a fucking, because you know the hills, they have all those like, really narrow roads. So we're all stuck. No one can go anywhere.

And Joe was driving. And I see a sort of what looks like sort of a You know kind of a gang gang banger kid kid Clearly like it. Yeah, he was actually Latin. I think he was asking something. Other same way. Yeah, just a gang banger Yeah, I don't gang banger. I don't see color. No, you don't. But he pulled a gun out. He pulled a nine millimeter out. I was a lace band. Yep.

And then turned it, looked at it, and put it back in his waistband. And I said to Joe, I go, and we were trapped in that fucking car. I remember just, I was like, we can't do a thing if that guy turns a shoot at us. There's nothing you can do. And I said to Joe, I go, that guy, that guy's kind of, he's where, I go, that guy right there, just pull out a gun. I remember he said, fuck, it's just like we're sitting ducks,

we're flesh and bone. Get behind the gun. Flesh and bone. Yeah, that's it. Get behind the car though, you know? Well, no, we were in the car and there's nowhere to go, right, you're in the car. I'm thinking, he's right there.

Yeah, you wouldn't have time, he'd turn around. He'd duck. Turn and go in the car. I'm saying he's right there. Yeah, you wouldn't have time He took turn to go back up. Oh, he's that close. Yeah, you're sitting well again We're saying it when the party garage see how much do you as like this long like trench? no shoes And we're pulling in and like he was like to stay in the spot and he moves over Not mean so pulls out Mark and my brother Tract, Mark and my brother tracked it. Mark and Trey didn't really see what's going on.

He pulls out, I don't mean like a small knife. I mean, this thing was like this. We've got to call the cops. I used to go, he was kind of in the kitchen. I was like, what in the, I was like, do we see the other fucking knife? No, see, he was on, we're on third place.

And when we're going the same floor, I see people walking in. Wait, someone, he's on, we're on third place. And when we're going the same floor, I see people walking in. Wait, someone, we're just walking up to 10, if I can blade over there, the homeless blade, is just gonna be so dangerous. And I was like, there's kids, it's Comic-Con, but it was during the day, so there's kids, there's everyone around there.

So I, I'm scared, like, dude, you know, I'm not trying to freak everybody out. So there's a homeless guy there, and I don't mean here's everybody out. So there's a homeless guy there and I don't mean here I know you if you go up to me carefully. I don't mean it's like a small night. I'm talking to you as a fucking machete Cut your head off as I get right I was like, but he was walking out of the structure the opposite way I said there's so many families coming here. I'd go around the back man. You got to get him from behind and Restrain him and hold him down to the cops. They found some in the face. I Made that up, but I don't know how the story ends.

I didn't, I didn't. I don't know, no problem, thank you. That guy's gotta get arrested right now. Like, you can't, let's really like that, too. Yeah, I take the knife for yardless. Yes, you do. Hey, B, right now, and this is a good thing. A lot of people talk about their mental health, dude,

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you get a free count takes less than two minutes u-s for something serious earlier yeah substance turns out after uh... a review of studies of the course of decades depression is not caused by low serotonin levels and therefore Tom Cruz is vindicated. Yeah. See about this stuff.

Like he said, if you look back, remember when he went on that rant that like everyone's like, oh my god, he's crazy. He's jumping on the couch. Donald, that one with Matt Lauer when he goes and they actually, what's funny is he think? Oh, yeah. If you listen to it now, they took this part out of the clip. He references Ritalin and Adderall and he says, we shouldn't have kids on Ritalin and Adderall.

And then Matt Larr goes, well, it works for some people and he goes, no, no, you're not listening to me. He was right about it. He's commenting, I mean, and they made him look stupid, but after all this study, they go, yeah, depression isn't caused by low serotonin in the blood. There's no one to measure it or to, you know, so it's a cause by. They still don't know.

They know that, well, for example, the reason psilocybin and antidepressants both work is that they create new neurons. Antidepressants take longer. That's why some people get more depressed because increasing your serotonin can block certain things that feel good like from dopamine.

So it's like, are you used to, you know, I used to get high. Now I'm taking these anti-depressants and they block me from feeling good temporarily from this stuff that I'm like. They block everything, right? Like you're just, people that tell me, I've never used them, but they tell me it's like,

life is just kind of great. There's no black, there's no highs, there's no lows. It's just in the middle. Because your favorite thing was drinking coffee in the morning, that was a you wake up, I'm like, oh thank God, now you're saying, you know, serotonin interferes, you like the excitement feeling you get of like, what's a dopamine rush, you know, like looking

for something new, exciting, you're really activated and aware, serotonin can kind of interfere with that process, I guess. So if you up this before the new neurons get created, you're kind of in almost a pleasure deficit. So how does this help, just means what? Well, it means that they don't know how some, they know that a lot of serotonin uptake inhibitors don't,

they don't know how they work, and they know they work for some people and don't work at all for other people. And then they know that sometimes they can give people, they can give people, like Prozac can get people, actually change your personality and that it can actually help you. Like, so it's like it's helpful for like anorexia patients and things for whatever reason. Sometimes, and then there are, then sometimes if you're bipolar and you take an antidepressant serotonin uptake inhibitor, it can lead to suicide.

So it's all over the place, right? So they don't know a lot. Yeah, and I guess the real statement is the model of chemical imbalance in your brain is sort of debunked by this. And that's what Tom Cruise is saying back. He's like, I always wondered how they measure chemical. That's what he's saying. He's like, you can't go, oh, your serotonin is low.

We're going to give you this much, okay, well, if somebody's lower than the other, you get more, what, totally imprecise. And it also paints this really simplistic picture of depression where Johan Harry was a GRE, he talked about, it's like you need community, you need purpose, you need all these other things to get, you know, to like feel good

at the side of just brain chemicals. It's a pill or, yeah. Interesting. So you need to do shit. You can talk. Cruising that interview, bro. He was such a boss. He was unalong as the one I'm saying. You don't know the way the human brain works. I do. Yeah. I mean, guess what? That motherfucker, I say whatever he

wanted on him, that dude has been at the top of the game and his game. He's 60 and still crushing it. It's impressive to relisten to the interview for April 2 because, oh my God. I always heard out of context, but. Tom Cruise makes over $100 million off the new Top Gun.

Cause he's like a producer, I'm sure you had back in that. Oh my God. But even I was shocked about this cause Joaquin Phoenix, who he's making 20 million for the next Joker, but the original Joker made over a billion dollars. So that's kind of like,

in salary at a sum. Plus, yeah, that's how much, yeah, but I'm still like. Because Jim Carey used to have those deals where it's like, you're not getting net because I can always fuck you with your counting, he gets gross. It's like 20 million plus 5% of the every ticket that comes in off the top, right? Well, that's right.

That's how Todd Phillips who did Joker, right? He came to fame because he was the first one in Hollywood because they didn't want to pass those bro movies, you know, like to hang over an old school, brands and both of them. They want to pass both of those. So Todd Phillips goes, cool, cool, cool. Just give us the funding. We'll cover it. Here's this. I'll even cover all of it.

And then, but we want a bigger back end off. Take it sales in the movie theaters. And Hollywood, whatever studio it was, Universal or Paramount went, yes, these movies are gonna eat dick. We'll do that. So you'll take way less upfront and you'll only take your bank on your sales

and take the back end and Todd Phillips goes and Todd Feldman, who is the agent, is, yeah, we'll do that. How about this, though? And they go, okay, it made all the money. They made, and it changed Hollywood forever. Well, I wish it's like in the history books for agents. There's a book on like CA and W. That deal there, changes the game forever.

The Todd Phillips, Todd Feldmer and Legend's down. You say Todd Filmer's name around, other agents like, oh, the guy who did the deal, Super Agent. But it will never happen again, because studios were like, fuck, put one over on us, get it better himself. So Todd, when I was shooting the hangover, I looked at him, because I know him pretty well, I looked at him and I go, I was making two grand for the movie for that day

Yeah, it's two thousand. You're dearly right? Yeah, yeah, and I look at him and I go what do you make of this? Because I know I had an idea of what he made on the Joker. Yeah, no, no, no on Hangover. Oh, yeah, I knew back then what he was making it was a lot And I go what are you making something? I said something like that and he goes you're making more than I am right now I go what he goes? I'm banking on getting back in and I remember I you're making more than I am right now. I go, what? He goes, I'm banking, I'm getting back in. And I remember, I've told the story before, I remember going, you crazy motherfucker, you got a bunch of non-stars in this movie.

Nobody knows anybody here, nobody. Nobody knew Bradley Cooper or Zach Calif and Akka. I didn't know anybody knew any of them. And I'm like, you're doing this movie with no names and you're gonna get a back in. I remember thinking of myself, dude, I mean, thank God you can afford to take a hit. That's what I said. And then things. My God. Things went kind of well. Yeah. Things kind of. You can never make another movie. Yeah. All set. That's right. Isn't it great? Yeah. It's beautiful. But he Hollywood said, we will never do that. I try to get some

color on Joker too. I talked to him recently. And I go, because I wanted to do something for me, but he couldn't, because he was in a certain place, scouting locations for Joker too. And I go, can I get it? I asked him, there's a couple rumors, and I asked him, and he just went, ha ha ha ha.

Don't you worry about anything. It's gonna be epic. So that means, is he gonna put you in anything? I don't know. That'd be cool. I don't know if daddy is a... I don't know if daddy's gonna get a. So that means you're gonna put you in it, you think? I don't know. That'd be cool. I don't know if daddy is, uh, I don't know if daddy's gonna get a wet in the cloth. Yeah, I think daddy's done with Hollywood forever.

I would, that, that, that Phillips are. All based on, yeah, that Phillips are boy though. I am all based on here, Sam. Yeah, I don't think that, but I, I appreciate it, but. No, no, I honestly think this is like a weird, the whole woke thing, whatever. There's zero things about you that it's true, you know? So it's like, it's gonna pass.

All this stuff. It's been 15 years, when you're 75? No, sooner than that. No, it's gonna be sick. I love you. I really do believe that. Yeah, well, I know who I am. Yeah, we know who you are.

Yeah, so keep being a better person. That's all. Those guys did it though. They did it. They did it. Hey, thanks for that. That's really interesting actually. Oh, by the way,

did you see the fucking, the fact that they are really coming close to not only curing baldness, but reversing baldness? You know, I saw that and you know what? I skim right by it. Well, because you don't care. Well, because of the fact me, you know what I skim right by it. Well, because you don't care. Well, it gives them an effect.

Me, you know what I'm saying? Well, it affects everybody because actually, the stem cell research they're doing will help to cure wounds and all kinds of crazy stuff. Oh, no, that's tough. I'm just saying for the baldness, I passed right by it. I think I went, should I sense the bright? I'll see it.

You should pass by it though, because you know what they said, someday. And someday is way too far away. Oh, no. That does nothing for me. Someday is too far away. But at least they're working on it. I know.

I'm looking at the mechanism of action. I'm looking at the mechanism of action. So it's just a single chemical is key to controlling when hair follicle cells divide and when they die, because that's really what you're trying to do is keep these follicles from dying. TGF beta. You ever see David Beckham in person?

Oh yeah. He's such a dying piece. Oh my God, gorgeous. Sorry, sorry for the two. Sorry for the two. But is it baldness predicate off your, was it your mom's side, your mom's grandpa? They think it might be pro science.

Yeah, I think that's pro science. I don't know, but it might be pro science. Like in other words, they don't, I think it, yes, it is just that. It's irrit. They think. And might be pro science. Yeah, I think that's pro science. I don't know, but it might be pro science. Like in other words, they don't, I think it, yes, it is just terrible. Yeah, but then look at you and Jay, you have a full thick head of hair. Jay's not the thickest head of hair. Yeah.

So you're saying parents say everything. So that's all. You know, like when people are daredevils versus really cautious, they think that is a chemical in the brain. And they can up or lower that dosage and you end up being a little braver from what I understand. So so much of this shit is how you're wired. If I was losing hair, I mean those guys like, you know, pevin and some other guys have

fixed it, machine gun Kelly. I don't know if they're wearing hair pieces or what? You got implants for sure. Implants? MGK, yeah, you can see before. And implants, stay, I guess, but... So I'll see implants the way to go now with technology. But now, so I'll let you guys like, Trump or, you know, fucking some of these other guys. Thank you, but what?

Like, LeBron, no, they do give a fuck. And they have all the mind in the world. And they can't get it done. Yeah. What do you end up with? Maybe because LeBron doesn't care, though. Oh, he can't. Oh, yeah, he does.

Yeah, because he's tried to spray, paint it. He. Oh, he does. Yeah, he's trying to spray, he's paying it in. Yeah, he's trying to everything. Well, sometimes these mechanisms, like for example, microdermabrasion, like if you do it the right way, now it's if you wanna have your scalpel bleeding in terms of we?

Hold on. Hold on. Pro-science alert. Would you get your degree in dermatology, sir? No, I mean, I look at this stuff all the time on YouTube. I can't say that I'm an expert on it, but what I'm saying is when I think about that, I go options.

It's hair transplant, if you have money, that's the easiest thing, but there's much more to it. Even taking finaster at every day, or putting anti-androgen on your, it's still a routine, the chef, do rich guys wanna be like, oh, I'm doing my nightly one hour hair routine,

but you can restore it. It's just a lot of the stuff I've read that's the most effective. Takes two hours a day, you know what? What oil is in your head? And take care of it. Which way does you don't see women really lose in their hair? They do. They don't have testosterone.

Yeah. That's what D.H. They don't have testosterone. Yeah. That's what D.H. They don't have testosterone. T.A. That's what D.H.

They don't have the fucking birds now. That's that's the HG that's a nightmare for a Link. I got great idea. I got great news guys. You're gonna get a wig. I got no even better news than wig I get to go back Back to in this line square one. So six months. Yeah, you get some no ones on man. That's six months That was a waste of time because daddy didn't wear them 22 hours a day. May I wish you win? Sometimes 20 you miss two hours? Sure. 21 hours.

You don't wear them 22 hours, Baba. You go back to square one. So you miss it? You wear them all at all times unless you're eating. That's right. And daddy didn't. He took a couple of days here and there. And when you do that...

You forgot. They say to you, we have to go back To square one you can move one tooth got to move all the teeth and you wasted all your money at the first tray Yeah, so now we're gonna restart well now this is this is one year altogether because I remember I went I did it last time Didn't pay attention. I've done it again I've always said this way why you need metal braces. They're retro. You have no say in it.

Right. And your teeth to be straight by now, you'd have them off. Guess what? Guess how long it would take. So with these, if I wear them religiously for four months right now. 22 hours a day. 22 hours a day.

I go right back to perfect teeth. With steel braces, it would take three and a half years. That's artificial intelligence, ladies and gentlemen. Yep, now let's get my head going. My son, he's six months old, he needs a helmet. Cause Alcote was in the ICU for a long time. And when you're lying on your head like that, even if you hold them, their head gets all flat.

It looks like a ground wallet from behind, okay? So they have to put braces on your head. I think Tiger bots was No, they weren't home. That's one of our close friends out of home kids cute fucking He's really cute. Yeah, he pushes one of his eyes down. Yeah, they look like little like 1940 football players. Yeah, they're cute as shit in those helmets. That's 23 hours a day. Ah, poor kids, sweaty. Yeah, it's a huge kid used to it eventually, but you feel bad for them.

Yeah, it's really true. Yeah, it's not bad. They're kids go through it all the time. Is that flat top in the back though? Got that flat top. Gotta get that round. Just from laying, chilling. Got around you had a little bit.

Poor kid. Yeah, so cute, but, you know. In the summer, just wearing a helmet on the... You're in a motorcycle home. For the summer just went a hell made on it. You're in a motorcycle oven. For the entire life. It's sleeping in it. That's right. Not fun.

It wouldn't even think about, it's just not your sweaty porcupine. Yeah, not good. Not good. It's not good, but it'll be worth it because they don't have it on that long because they're skeletons. They're skull so soft and just moves eventually

and they just take it off. Yeah. This part kids are sweating it out. Sucks. Would you ever, do you ever do the least thing with again? You have seen parents with a leash. I have. I understand it.

I've never done it. But I get it. If you have a kid that's super hyperactive and runs toward danger, having a leash is not the worst thing in the world. If it's long enough, and it's a harness. Yeah, it's like a backpack. I get it. For a mom with like, so if a mom has two kids, three kids, three kids, yes, she's trying to wrangle her own. Yeah, you're right. Safety, better to be safe. Oh, let me see what's going on. Oh, well, we'll keep

talking. Oh, with Brittany Griner. Yeah. What, what, what what um yeah either proposing a deal i guess uh... by an administration is proposed returning convicted arms merchant victor bout to run to death they did the god of war something he was a guy who's the arms dealer right well lord of war

well twenty five well i'm serving twenty five years US prison after you've convict in 2011 of conspiracy to kill Americans providing aid to the terrorist organizations and other charges terrible guy huh that's him much like that you know it's very russia they keep you in a cage in court that big big brother that's your in court not in jail yeah um roguen had a good point too. You know, everyone's, they're all upset

about Brittany Grindr stuff like that, being held in Russia for these marijuana charges. So like that, Rogan's like, you don't have many people, we have an American prisons on, literally, they've been in there for how long? For marijuana charges? Like, you pick your poison.

Same issue, you and me upset about that and then they're like, you know, LeBron said this, he's like, if I'm Brittany Grant, I wanna come back to America after my country treats me like this. It's like, okay, don't come back here. But also, there's people in concert, like incarcerated in prison waiting for years

and we'll have, because they're not famous basketball players, they have no hopes in getting out. Unless like the Kardashians bring fucking light to it You know what I'm saying? Yes, like be upset about that too. Correct. That's just because she's good at basketball People doing life sentence, but she's in Russia. It's me tough a little different Do we know what's going on at the Russians because the Russians are notoriously lenient? They're gonna let her out They're just yeah, but they're for them. It's a it's just it's a pull it out like we'll let her out. They're just, yeah, but for them, it's a chest.

It's a plow out. We'll let her out. Let the Lord of War out. Yeah. The Lord of War. I believe in the government, Lord of War. We're not fucking letting the Lord of War out. Like, I know deal.

Fucking killed Americans and Lord of War. His name's Lord of War. She's a basketball player, no we know. This is the only chance we have to get him out. How long is she looking at him? I'm behind bars. 15 years, something like 10, 15, something like that. Probably shit, for smuggling marijuana in or something.

Yeah, remember too, like you know you can't do that in those countries, but you know, she was playing, you know, you't do that in those countries but you know she was playing you know you think Russians give a fuck about women's basketball? 10 years in prison. Yeah. You know I'm saying like thing about it. So she goes over to Russia to play basketball. These oligarchs have those teams there and they pay them a lot of money over there. Russians aren't going to the games. Women's games in Russia? We don't give a fuck here in America. Russia? There's seven people in that.

So those oligarchs are just whenever, I don't know, it's money laundering with the fuck they're doing. So she's making a lot of money to play over in Russia. All the girls do, they make more money playing over there than in the States. But when she's going over there, remember, I bet she has the oligarchs' cell phone. And he was like, yep, when you go through customs,

I'll handle it. I'll have you on the list. Well, Russia goes to war with Ukraine, and all the oligarchs are ostrized as well. Like, they're going after the oligarchs, like, motherfucker. He's probably in a yacht and Fiji trying to, you know, whether they're stolen or not. Yeah, and he's like, you know, like, uh, Mr. oligarch, whether the fuck his name is uh, Brittany Griner's like, yeah, she. They took Chad and Mayor Wannapini,

what do you want me to do? I have no power now. Well, she's a pawn in a geopolitical game. 100%. I hate that the first question is, how long has Brittany Griner's face? I hate that that's the first question. I've never wondered how long her face is.

I actually think she's quite pretty. Yeah, that's a strange. You're brave for saying that. Oh, I think it's just miss how long does she face? Yeah, I think how long he's bringing great I just Yeah, I think that's it Come on man, just like the way the word is

But right under that result Yeah, she's a cool-looking human being in general just a cool-looking Kind of how tall is she six ten? Two tall, you know? Yeah. 2 tall to be in prison. 6'9. That's unbelievable.

Yeah, that Russian prison can't, I mean, it can be a worse place to be fucking in prison. Is that her girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah. Life. Smash is that huh? Hmm. Wow. She is quite...

People like, if it's Steph Curry, he'd be back right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the MVP. Yeah. He'd be in that prison for 30 minutes. Remember the 90s, the Caning? Before, remember that guy, the graffiti in American kid.

It was a big story. He spat gum out or something, right? Something small. Yeah, it might have been a deal. Because you can obviously get executed for gum and Singapore. But specifically, this could, went to, I believe it was Singapore could be wrong, but he, did graffiti and they came to them. It was a huge deal to get, you know, they were like, like, you know, like, you know,

like, you know, like, you know, who was the long time dictator and one was say as close to a benevolent dictator as it gets Lee Kwan you was I think he he was educated in Oxford. He was a highly highly intelligent educated man who took over Singapore right? And he said, okay, Singapore, I am in the Golden Triangle. I'm surrounded by the countries that make all the opium, all the heroin. So he goes, here's what's going to happen, guys. If you're caught bringing drugs, any drugs in the Singapore, you hang. No jury, just a judge, you hang. And every year they would hang about five to seven people,

including tourists, including two Canadians. There was no exceptions. You got hung. And they said, well, you hang them, and you don't get a trial, he goes, yes, we hang about five people a year. The Americans, and we have zero drug problems. How many people do you have in jail,

and how many families are broken apart? And how many kids are in foster care because of drugs and alcohol and how much damage is done every year. You tell me, oh wait. And it was such a good argument. It was like, well, and then so, but Lee Quenny was famous for saying,

no bell bottoms, you can't have long hair and no chewing gum on the street. Now that's draconian, but man, I've been a Singaporean twice. It's nice, huh? Oh, it was. It was the most modern, most beautiful place you've ever been to. Like the markets, I mean, it's one of the best places

in the world to live. It's basically all Chinese. And it's far. It's far. Not a job off, but I'd have to do the twice a month. Oh, you okay, you know. I've never been there. Oh, you have to.

That's one of the job moments. Let me tell you how long the flights are. Oh, can't do it. Too far, Bob. Too much. You need to be in first five, too far. They do public housing differently, like instead of like,

we're gonna put all these people in a shiti area in the ghetto, right? They go, we're gonna match you up. We're gonna put all these people into nicer neighborhoods. So you're kind of like integrated piece by piece to make up like, you go, what is the racial makeup of the entire country? And we're gonna say, we're gonna recreate that.

So there's a little mix everywhere. We're not going like all this race is ghettoized here. My only caveat with that, it would be in America, we're dealing with so many more people, right? Like that's such a small sample size. So it's gonna be easier to do that stuff. Here, you're dealing with tons and tons more people. So huge part of

A huge part of the, when I've learned a lot listening to him, a huge part of the Chinese and maybe even Asian but certainly Chinese Mindset and ethos and philosophy and mythology is built around harmony. The idea of relationships, your relationship to the world around you and so it's very very ingrained in when he was talking about the idea the reason you won't have a homeless person on the street is it throws off the harmony of the entire so you you get those people and you put them somewhere where they can get help or cleaned up or whatever it is but you don't let them on the street it throws off the general harmony the sort of what is it called? What's that Feng Shui? Yeah, the Feng Shui of Kids of the vibes

Basically, yeah, I'm gonna be going for money and shit for the vibe I'm getting Yang, Brian. I think getting Yang. Yeah, so what happens? That was what happens if you're homeless and Singapore And you're like I'm just gonna set up chop on the street here. Okay, so you just beat you with a what happens if you're homeless in Singapore and you're like, I'm just gonna set up shop on the street here. Okay, so you can just beat you with a cane or what? If you're homeless in Singapore, for real, a paddy wagon comes up and takes you and puts you in that paddy wagon and they take you to a hospital. They take you. There's a whole series of facilities that basically get you cleaned up and get you the help

you need in one way or another. Yep. Fun overnight shelters for the ones that are on it was support themselves in the middle of necessity for 11 welfare homes and scene port interesting. Yeah. Again, smaller sample size, but makes sense. Yeah, but there is no homelessness. I don't know if it's changed, but when I was there, can you, if I'm a homestay, I'm trying to get there right trying to collect enough money to get that 17-hour flight to one way thick. Yeah, but they it is you see that article in that that American kid so he Speak gum on the street, but then they also found a stole several street signs and They're even give them 10 months in prison and six slashings, but they change it to just six slashing.

Look at all caning. Yeah. Can I see? We saw a video of it, it's like, what the? Oh, is it bad? I mean, I'd rather have the caning than the 10 months in prison. For sure.

All day. It was a hard, like they can break skin on the second one or whatever. And right, right, for yourself. Can you imagine if we did it here, like, oh, it's a little path, they can keep stealing and the second one or whatever. You're right, right, for yourself. Can you imagine if we did it here, like, oh, it's a little path, they can keep stealing and spitting up. Yeah.

But you imagine we're caning people here? Yeah, man. I'd like to see six strokes of the cane. We see that video, shouldn't you think? I'm so like, oh, that was the guy that I caned up. Yeah, but guess what? They would give examples to you. Like, my recollection of his,

they showed a guy who does the caning, like doing it against a heavy bag or something. You saw the force with which he would hit the guy, maybe not the actual canning, but... I like how they made a big deal. Holy shit. Dude, Muslim woman has gained 23 times in Indonesia for standing too close to her boyfriend. Well, you're always going gonna have an insane day. You know, world stars, there's just all the time.

It's in India. I guess you can't show affection in public. And this dude, they're like in a lake or river or something like that. And all these Indian dudes around. And the girl, you know, the rules guys, you know, the rules, the girls straddling him in the water. You know, he's holding under the water there It's not a big girl

He's just holding like this any kisses her and one of the guys season was hey dude Wow, it is Game on it is bully beat down. They just all rush over the water It's probably a crowd of 30 just slap them in the face slap in the head And he's like and she's crying.'s like trying y'all the water. They fall all the way at beat the shit out of him. Yeah, didn't like kill him But man it was like a game slapping or did they take turns? Sounds like oh line up and oh no, no, it was one after the other like get mob mentality slap Yeah, that awful mob mentality happens on social media, but not physically

nuts Fuck me. Yeah, like 30 30 people taking an open hand to you that awful mob mentality. Happens on social media, but not physically. That's a fuck me. Like 30 people taking an open hand to you, you're gonna feel that, I just gonna leave them Mark. Well you got kiss you're gonna grow in the pool anymore. Yeah, do that right now. Yeah, you're not doing that. But yeah, I wonder how many prisoners here,

if we're like, is there any sort of three years in LA prison or Mark Harley has a cane over there and he's going to slap you ten times and you're suffering. Yeah. And if you get caught again, it's 30 canes. You get caught again, it's 60. Oh. Pray not to surprise 60, but you don't have to say.

Well, Saudi Arabia has flogging. You get flog. What's a flog? A flogging is when you get whipped, sir. Oh. Whipped. What's a vlog? A vlogging is when you get whipped, sir. Oh, whipped. They also have, if you steal, you will have your right hand cut off.

Why right hand? You're in time, man? Why right hand versus left? Why? Because you shake hands with your right hand. You do your dirty stuff with your left hand, okay? Well, yeah. So now you, it's traditionally,

when you got your left, your right hand cut off, you had to wait, because everybody would eat like you put the rice in the goat in the middle, everybody would sit and eat with their right hand, nobody would touch with their left hand, but if you have no right hand, you have to wait till everybody else is done eating and then you get to... So they just chop it off, didn't you go to the hospital? So the, yes, so the same hand you use for your wiping and your cleaning and all that is what you use to eat in a double punishment. So nobody stole the lowest crime rate in the, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo world.

Oh, and by the way, when it's up on crime here, you're like, you're slogging people. Now, we're like, we're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done.

We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done.

We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. We're like, I ain't done. That's fog that's fog warning. Okay, because the vlogging Flogging a punishment victim is repeatedly with a whip or a stick now and I'll vlog you if I want Okay, I'm a fuck or yeah, I'll vlog the fuck out of you. I'll take your vlog for a fuck I'll take a bull whip and I'll vlog the fuck out of you. How's that sound? I'm in yeah I'd much prefer that didn't get any amount of time in person. I'm slapped me, dude I'm in the face with that fucking whip. Still in the eye. Now ask me what the punishment for, if you kill someone or if you bring drugs into the country.

What's the punishment? Okay, head on. You get your head severed from your body, sir. You get your head leaves your body. Hold on, is that currently the situation? Yes, it is, sir. And I have another caveat to add to that. It's done publicly in what Americans call chop, chop, square.

And I believe it's done every Friday. And currently, Brian. Yes, sir. You are marched out. You are forced to squat with your hands tied beyond your back as someone reads verses of the Quran. And then they touch you. They stab you a little in the side.

So your body tenses up. Yeah, you go like that. And then the guy goes touch And then your head comes on. Let me see is are they struggling the same things we are they're concerned about their Pronoun they're not they're not before they chop your head off You're like just want everybody know my pronouns are he and she yeah, no You don't even have to lock your doors when we live there. We didn't lock our doors once. There's just We didn't have to lock your doors. When we lived there, we didn't lock our doors once.

There's just pain, a crime. Pain, a crime. We'll think of, if you're cutting people's hands off for stealing, that person that's stealing, boy, you're really gonna think twice. If it was the group of us, we're in a car, and we lived, where's this? We're gonna hear it.

I was like, hey fellas, you wanna go in and steal some video games? And you were like, we can, we're on the case right now. I play the piano. But I just want you to know if we get caught and there's good chance to, well, they're gonna cut off all our hands. What do you mean?

Like, just your hand? No, no, no, no. Whoever's involved, we're gonna lose our right hand. I'm not gonna steal. No, you're not. No, no, because nothing's worth that. But you know, you should do like, Darshan does here. Nothing.

So there's two criminals to go. You good? Two expressions. Get back out there, man. So you took a couple of swings in your mess. Get back out there. So that's a way we go. Well, you can go back out,

but you can be missing a hand. That's right. And that seems more wise. More wise. More wise, and they do it publicly just so everybody understands the rules are. But it's also like a scarlet letter. Yeah.

Like can you imagine if like, let's say you brought in some random dude like you used to do, like, hey, hey, this guy thinks you can help with thick boy And I go to shake his hand and just fucking yeah, oh We're all good. Yeah, no, you don't know I got it. We're good. You understand it You know your hand up. You don't believe in redemption, sir Say what come back when you regrow that hand, huh? Yeah, you can't really hide that that's the best part about it Yeah, it's like in englory's bastards the best part about it. Yeah. It's like

in the Gloriz bastards, the Nazis, when Brad Pitt, when they cut that the main guy, and he goes, so what are you gonna do when you leave here for your life, you go where you gonna do, where you gonna do this whole get up, you got the whole Nazi out there, I'm gonna burn it and get rid of you, I thought you'd say that, and I don't like that. So they would take a knife and carve in the the nasty sign into the forehead because you can't take that off. I want everybody to know what a piece of shit you are. It's such a good movie.

Same with the come people's hands off. Okay, hand up, it wasn't, you know. Now that is, you don't go hand up right now. Okay, redemption. Redempt, I believe a redemption. Half-flog you. You shut up. You're flogging fine.

Here's what's gonna happen when the show ends, right? Flogging, cool. I'm gonna flog when you're stupid mouth. What is floghorn? What are you talking about? I fart in your mouth and then three of your nose goes, huh, with your stupid new invisible line that's clearly not working.

Wait, do you push your butt hole? Do you hold? Oh, it's gonna take a while. You're like this? Hold me up. I hold you hard. So yeah, you push your butt hole? Do you hold? Oh, it's gonna touch. You're like this? Right, hold me like this. I hold you hard. So yeah, you fuck me up, then you sit and you go, dang.

I don't want the fuck in anywhere. Yeah. And I told you before you came here, I said, B, I didn't eat a single ounce of food yesterday. Yeah. I did two sets last night in Hollywood. At mid-night, well, pop is gonna pass out. I'm dizzy.

I need food. The only thing opens fast food. So when I'm fast food, the first time in a hot second I drove by a taco bell on the last time we had taco bell Dude those low-code Dorito tacos with the shells made out of a Dorito sir Turn you the two that's America turn you in a tube. Shats America. Yeah, so I got three of those right? Diet Dr. Pepper gotta give it somewhat healthy of course And then I washed that all down with a chicken case to deal with red sauce. Now I drove with my knees while I put

the sauce on, I'm going 90 miles an hour. I put the sauce, woo, I eat all that right, felt fantastic, felt bad afterwards, but was eating it top 10 best moments of my life. Right when my knees at night, miles an hour, Sunday night, right? And then I, you kicked in, you boy can't stop farting. Yeah. Yeah, talk a little bit. I don't know what's in there.

This morning too. That mystery me? Yeah, yeah. That mystery me. You'll take four or five shits and then I can't. Well beef doesn't look like that, right? Taste delicious, but that is clay. That is a clay beef that they put a ton of sodium flavor in.

And it's fantastic. Can I think silicone or something in there? Who knows? Right. Hey, who's here? Look at the meat and taco bell. It's really interesting. Now let me ask you this, oh, but you farting,

oh, my, my, my son today, dead, please stop farting. Yeah. Yeah. It can be 88% quality USDA inspected beef, 12% seasoning, spicy water, okay. The thing that's alarming on this other ingredients. Yeah, let's see.

It's not a little made of horse. I'm pretty much lonely for a talking to me at home. All right, all right, okay. You know who's fucked, it's a subway. Remember when it came out, like they just randomly picked a store, investigate the tuna? I was just fake tuna.

And then you just got blasted and then it came on, but no store, investigate the tuna. I was just fake tuna. And then she got blasted and then I had to come on, but no, it's real tuna. No, that same like, investigate. Oh, it is? Oh yeah, we just made a mistake. We're not gonna tell you, we're shooting another random one, not in the same city. We're just a random one.

We're in New Jersey, we're in Florida, LA, and check the subway tuna there, because we probably made a mistake. Tell Lopia. Tell Lopia. No, ifayette. Tell Lafayette. No, if it was a fish, we'd celebrate. It was, what it was. They were like, we, it's not even showing up on our system.

Whoa. This shit is finger nails. It's fingernails and mayonnaise. Damn. Have you ever ordered tuna from Subway? And I've never in my life. Now I love it, a good tuna melt. Are you a nice, long,

at a restaurant? Yeah, he uses wild coffee, I can check. But the tuna always looks suspect to me at Subway. Now I love it a Jarrick. Yeah. Jarrick from Subway goes, I only ate subs for six years, I've lost 300 pounds. Subway, you're a mascot. Yeah. And then they're slaying subs, slaying subs. And all of a sudden, Jared likes young boys. Touch his kids. He's in prison, right for life. I have a great friend. I think girls.

Oh, girls. Yeah, really? He's a way for animals. Yeah, terrible. Yeah, little kids like six year old, seven. Then he believed on the sub. So he was sub crazy. Caught, caught, sang.

I've been done. You gotta get kids that come from broken homes. Terrible person. Great. You don't feel one on a date with his sister. Really? Didn't know it. And she stood in there. His sister shouldn't be allowed to be.

Well, she just, I mean, his sister shouldn't be lumped in with him. She's her own person. Well, no, but think about it. She's trying to flex on Theo at the time. She, and this was before he got convicted. Theo had no idea, no idea. Do you know, whatever one of them? He was never really out much of a celebrity.

He was always on the air. Oh, he was everywhere though. Yeah. Five, I do. You know, whatever one I do. Yeah, he was never really out much of a celebrity. He was always there. Oh, he was everywhere though. Yeah. Five dollar foot long business. Mm. Hopper. Or Johns, Papa Johns. Yeah, but they're both doing pretty well still, aren't they?

Yeah. Subway? Yeah. I don't know. Mm. I have no clue. I don't know where one's at. They're all with my friends. See, see if I would. They're all over the place. I wouldn't eat it.

Like, let's say Mark came in tomorrow to order on Saturday's fight command. If you came in, we're like, hey guys, that fucking footlong's on subway. I wouldn't touch you. I never heard of that. That's how the marketing has gone for them. Private.

Oh. Okay. It was interesting hearing, you know, obviously different fast food franchises have different policies of even how you get to be a franchise like in and super selective, right? Subway has some issues apparently. It's been a 22% decrease. Wow. Over the past three years alone. That's huge.

Subway lasts one of them 1000 US locations last year. So they kind of don't support the franchisees. They're kind of like, yeah, you can open one. Good luck. You know, so once I get an outvets you to the max and then yeah, I looked at like McDonald's like there's a franchise fee, right? I know McDonald's like a million bucks just to have their franchise. McDonald's yeah, Starbucks is another really high price one. Yeah, you can franchise, depending on the area and how many are in the radius. There's like some weird thing they do. But all like Starbucks and McDonald's, look it up, pretty sure,

like what's the most expensive fast food restaurants to franchise? Pretty sure McDonald's is up here. I've never seen McDonald's not popping. I would do Chick-fil-A. And then the open on Sunday. I bet those two are the probably in and out and Chick-fil-A are the, and then be open on Sunday. I bet those two are the probably in and out and Chick-fil-A are the most selective,

where they're like, prove to us that you're this hyper reliable person, you know, with the best finances. And then they're going to open. To open. Is this culverts? So if you click down, yeah, click on that. Starbucks.

2020. Well, that, click on that Starbucks. 2020. Well, that's just the most valuable. See, somebody's still at 8 billion to open, I just put. Amazing how they built something like that. Well, the most went to franchises in the, in my double tree hotel, which can cost over to 50 million to get started. Yeah, cause you're buying a giant piece of fucking property?

A restaurant, French is casual restaurants, like TGA, Fridays, cost of million bucks. I'm surprised. Danny's cost between one to two million. Interesting, a hilt, no. I mean, yeah. And to get your money back, you're gonna have to, really. Oh.

You're gonna have to, I've looked at those numbers. My father, my ex father, and law is up on that really. Oh, you're gonna have to have the house. I've looked at those numbers. My father, my ex-father-in-law was up on that stuff. You want to open one? You do it right, you make some money. If you own three and it's in a good area, you can make up to a million dollars a year. Oh, you're ballin'. Yeah.

The many of the beast, the Burger King and McDonald's charged the higher French A's fee. Yeah, nothing on much though. Those storage status, you know. McDonald's, on higher French a's fee Those stored status Which is so weird, but yeah, why is storage? Yeah, my uncle had a bunch of storage ones back in the day good business came about low maintenance Yeah, you have someone the property and then also if you don't pay like you're to say cool or auctioning your stuff versus trying to get cool I'm gonna be on a fucking you know on that store whatever is pickers Yeah, man, I didn't go through your shit, dude. Yeah

Yeah, I was getting in a business with this hot chicken company. I won't say who it is It was my favorite hot chicken at the time. We're going through the numbers They want to put cash up. Yeah, it's tough to break even it's tough. Yeah, and then the marketing's on you Jim's a restaurant like actual restaurant. Yeah, with like a chef so hard doors so hard to make money Jim to say four years if you're Kill on it crushing it to break even. Yes That's crazy Nah, not for me

Not for me when I don't put a cinema We just do cinnamon. Not all this fancy shit, just the original cinnamon. I mean, there's so delicious. They're so delicious. Think we had one in this office. Can you eat a whole one? They're so sweet.

Yeah. You can get them on. You know what they do now? My favorite part is kid, you can get just the middles. Do you know that bullshit on the the outside of the heart crunchy? Are you trying to get that gooey center? Dude, brilliant marking, someone's like, listen, we all hate to crust on the outside of that crunchy shit.

Why don't we just make mittles? I went to a restaurant. It's like, yeah dude. The sight for the episode muffin tops. There's an amazing part. I went to a fucking restaurant that some always has great foods called the Strandhouse. It's in Manhattan Beach.

It's one of the best. And I fucking, we had this crazy meal. And then what do they bring out? They bring out donuts. Yeah. Donuts are always, if they were hot, they were fucking hot. Don't throw any bad things out there.

And they were about that, babe, but they were so fucking delicious so you could eat. Well, I ate them all. What's the donut though, yeah? It's a donut, but it's not a huge one. Yeah. They're always amazing.

Chocolate chip cookies and donuts. Forget it. Even I think it's united. If you fly a united lady, I don't know if they, in first class, they give you, it's like a muffin chocolate chip cookie. Yeah. I mean, Jay, we're talking about this. I told Jay that she could, I'll give you a do's like a muffin chocolate chip cookie. I mean, Jay were talking about this.

I told Jay that she could, I told you, do they have so many of those? They're too small for us, right? Oh, he's asked for extras. They have so many extras. And Jay goes, you're right, I ate four of them. Jesus Christ, you ate four. He'll take some candy down.

Yeah. He'll take candy down. He keeps some lashes of candy. Yeah, yeah. Candyman. All right, Jim, what do you man. All right, Jim what do you got? All right, let's start with some marks. No Mark good posture. Hey, thanks Check out the new thick boy trunks. He's wearing not bad, huh? Good model

Pants no, so This guy Zach Wilson you know Zach Wilson as fellas now. So, um, this guy, Zach Wilson. You know, Zach Wilson as fellas. Now, let me give a background for you, it's in it. Zach Wilson was a very, uh, he was a first round draft pick, high draft pick for the New York Jets. This, why the story is interesting is Zach Wilson played for BYU, was a damn good college football quarterback,

uh, but grew up, Mormon, very more men carry on mark this gets interesting oh yeah so turns out his girlfriend accused him of sleeping with his mom's best friend and i've got a short of that sentence in my head earlier is like he slept with the girlfriend's best friend or girlfriend's mom's mom's best mom's best friend so he's quite with the best mom's best friend yeah His mom's best friend. So he's questioned the best friend. The best friend. Yeah.

I mean, these things can happen. Yeah, the heart wants what the heart wants. So there's this girl bonafide dime. That's it, that's a hands-kid. He said, not good enough though. She's a fucking, so he was, he slept with mom's best friend while he was with that girl. But here's the thing, here's the thing.

The more you look into it, his his promise senior year in high school he went to prom with two older women interesting he like you have a nice shot of the women by the way the older women meaning his mom his mom's friends probably 40 and a dime piece let's find out do we have any images yep there's images of his question about it is is when i make a mistake uh... I can correct myself now. I feel like I keep improving and getting better just the understanding of what I'm asked to do in this office.

Yeah, yeah. Is correlate to football? I'm sure, I list, I throw a couple of the interceptions. Now sometimes those interceptions are 40-year-old mills. Yeah. I'm trying to throw touchdowns. How do you get caught doing it? Good question.

They found him in that mill's second face of the subway. uh... wait, so can we go back to him? he was caught up in the hammer with a mystery woman during the top of the show. look at his girlfriend though, I mean... what? but bring up the mystery milf and his mom's a bang too.

I guess it was at a Yankees game. Wait, who's sucking face with her? Yankees game? Come on, Zach Wilson. Yeah. Is that her? No, that's his girl. His girl is painfully hot.

Then look at his mama though. You see his mama? Uh-huh. She looks crazy. Mom's best friend photos. Oh, that's her there? Is that her? I don't know.

That's just a bad pick, Hilfer though. She's very upset there. She looks like a's best friend photos. Oh, that's where they're at her. I don't know. That's just a bad pick. Help her though She's very upset there She looks like a Karen right there. She's she's probably hot. I can see that's a bad picture and you can see the hotness. Yep Young guy one thing leads to another But that's a girl though that's like girl is what the heck It's fun. It's good fun. You know, it's good Great. I'm sure unreal, right? But you know Sometimes you want to try that vintage wine. Be it me. I understand. But is it true? Is it a rumor or is it true? Is what I'm saying? Man, I mean

His mom went pretty hard on social media to help set people were so I don't know That's her there. I don't know. We'll see Okay, and then wait if you're that young kid you're like god damn it Hot friends the surfaces I mean that looks like I saw this friends are freaking amazing, but that's his mom. Oh, that's his mom Okay, so that was a mom. Yeah, I remember this. I saw it.

Dude, it's so stupid. There's three. Is that her? Oh my god, look at this friend. So I guess Gail accused him on social media. Which friend you talking about? Somebody, somebody. What do you mean? The one, the one that's like, I know you and about? Because somebody, somebody, what do you mean?

The one, the one that's like, I know you and Clagmire had a baby. That's a big boy right there. Yeah. Dude, his jaw is, that is, that is, his head looks photo shot. Oh, that kid.

Yeah, that's the big guy. So what do you mean? Oh, that kid. Get off the guys nuts on the left. That's where they're right now. Left guy. Dude, look at this fucking mullet. That's the craziest like jaw.

It's insane. Mandibles, yeah, it's mandibles. It's nuts dude. Eat those jams. These kids all play on the jats, or is it just? So I guess on social media, his ex-girlfriend revealed she's now dating Washington commanders receive her DAX mill, is that his name? Who roamed with Wilson during their days at BYU?

They came back at him. Leading to her being called a homey hopper by somebody Well bring him up and somebody says Wilson what Wilson was sleeping with his mom's best friend That's the real homey hopper guy. I'll respond to one critic on this. So a lot of fucking go mad A lot of fucking go on and said that's the real homey hopper. What's his name? His name is Dax Millen. D-X-M-I-L-N-E. Well, sounds like the old lady and the girlfriend are both homie hoppers.

Also, what a great name. Oh, that was gonna be a, I thought it was gonna be a, a, a block dude, to be honest. Well, that's right. He said, that's not racist, that's the name. Receiver Dax. That's okay. I mean, yeah, white guy from B-Wayu, wow. There you go, all right. Please get hands. It's that's okay. Yeah, white guy from B way you wow. There you go.

All right. Just good hands got great hands. I should have known. He's good. I did he call it was like, man, I can't believe this happened to you. Why don't you? Yeah, we should talk the old homey hopper. Yeah, you know, you are bringing your homey hopper. But if you get the homey hopper pass for just 20 more. Wow, that's amazing. Homey hopper. But if you get the homey hopper pass for just $20 more. Wow, that's amazing. Homey hopper. I don't know what to say about your own great name. Homey hopper.

Say it again. Homey hopper. They say it ain't no fun if the homies can't get none. Yeah, no. They dog get say that. So he lost that dime piece and she went to that guy. Yeah. Hey, look at me though.

Starting correct for the jets. Yeah. You think so? You don't think New York likes you? You know, walking around on New York City. And if you start when football game, you think like no, me mills, like Mark Sanchez at all. Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to like it. He's not. He's not gorgeous or anything. Yeah. And smart. He's a great guy. How's he doing? Have you talked to not a little bit, but I'm sure he's doing well great. You're a homie hopper. What else you got? Another one of marks Yeah, um, oh, we definitely can't show this though. Oh, we're not gonna show it. Yeah, okay show to us You know easy, right? If you just show like a crane

Oh, I thought you'll see I actually see something wait hold, hold on. The rising TikTok star died during a free guess with Ken by horror-faying business shows. So, is she, so he or she is below this grain? They're in the piloting it. So she's a crane operator, I guess, in Russia. Yeah, it looks like he was hanging on. Was he, like, a load concrete, a major oil hub in Siberia.

A guest of Winnow Report, he blown the structure over, causing the cabin to top of 40 feet to the ground, killing the single mother of two on impact. Oh wow. So it looks like she was... Was that her hanging from that rope, or was she just... No, I think she did the thing. Okay.

TikTok star, 40,000 followers? Yeah, people is just throwing around the term like TikTok or YouTuber and saying, I can't wait for the threshold here. Later who's on TikTok. Or you can just say this, just an accident. Yeah, lady dies and I'll send him an accident. Like social media.

Yeah. But I guess we all fell for. Like, oh, it's true. It was a person. Yeah. I mean, I'll do respect to the dead, but that's what happens. Yeah, like, if I die writing my road bike,

I pray to God, the headlines are like, avid bicycles, Brendan Schobb dies on, I like, I enjoy writing bikes. What many things I do. Yeah. I prefer different headlines. And I'm mad. And then, he was kind, sympathetic, and generous. TikTok star, Brendan Chab,

Die, the best, who's easiest. You know what I'm gonna say? Homey Hopper. I'm gonna go like this, I'm gonna go, no, I'm gonna go. He called it, he didn't expect to live long, he's huge. Yeah, that's fair. We didn't think he'd go out like this without his old ticker, was he gonna go any day now, but this is probably better.

You're ready to die in the 70s. And then at the end, you just go, he was always a homey hopper. That'll homey hopper. That'll homey hopper. This is gonna ruin the funeral, you're gonna make him laugh up in heaven, but hope the homey's up there, you know?

Nobody else know what I'm talking about We will and not like this you gotta listen to podcast guys There go it's an inside joke, but you know what all the matters he gets it. Yeah, auditioning side kicks guys I need a new Robin no, I need a new Robin to my Batman and Mark goes goes here, you know, not you, anybody else? I just totally don't listen to him, I go, anyone, anyone? Or just like here, you're like, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. When I was catching. All right, so I know you hate this, Brendan, but so there are reports that

Conor McGregor versus Floyd Mayweather 2 is gonna happen, and there's a little bit of a stipulation. They're negotiating over terms. Conor wants it to be an actual fight. And there's a little bit of a stipulation. They're negotiating over terms. Connor wants it to be an actual fight that gets on their record, a boxing fight, and 10 rounds versus 12. Oh, yeah. I just can go, it's can do nowhere near what it was.

So when they asked Dana about it, he goes, I have less than zero interest and see that again. Sometimes McRiggas and I can fight being locked again. Octagon, potentially against lightweight container Michael Chandler. Come on, my boy Chandler. We just dropped the food truck. Chandler, too. He talks about it. He's not super excited about. John Tadevice and Ryan Garcia. Is that going to happen? That's a test for Ryan Garcia. Oh, big time. That's gonna be great.

It's nothing official. That's what Ryan Garcia wants. I know he won't, yeah. Okay. Wow. That'd be crazy. I'm with Dana. I have no interest in this, especially they're older.

Like it's just, but that on the card. I don't think that sells at all. Not nearly as much as it sold the first time for sure. No, no, no, because we've seen how the magic works. Yeah. Like we're like, okay, we have people behind the curtain. Like, were you not getting our money again? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no? Yeah. Okay, so this is a road rage incident, and the reason why this is kind of crazy, because the girl is like super bodied up, and I'll just show you the video there.

Well, it's not so crazy, because, yeah, they had a baby in the back seat as well. I guess this guy's a military guy as well. Hold up, they both have guns? No, she does. She's the one that shot at the other driver. So I'm the, he's going to be okay. He's going to be okay.

Oh. Holy shit, she had a remind? It's a road rage thing, so you know, like when you're like, No, I don't. I don't. No, I wouldn't, yeah, no one, he would ever shoot at somebody, but I'm saying like, it's a road rage thing,

so she's out of her freaking mind. I have no idea what happened. What if, what if that person was shooting at her? You know, we don't know. Right here, that's the shoot. That's Jake Tachy. No, he actually tries to pull her away. That's the end.

That's a big time jail right there. Oh, no, so she's shooting. And we're trying to get away and you shot at that car, I think that's the first time. Oh yeah, big time. Yeah. And over what?

Cause he cut you off. We have no idea what happened. Wow. Yeah, but she had a two year old guy. That's insane, dude. She is fucked. And that's her. Pretty.

And that's the dude, that's a military. So, the car that they're shooting at had a two year old, which is. Oh my God, that's a third one. That's what I thought. Oh my God, she had, oh there it goes. Shooting at a vehicle with a two-year-old inside. That's not so.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm saying it. And he's jumping. What the fuck? This person's filming, he got some balls with lady with a gun. I know, right behind, too. Well, how like, can you, can I read that what happened? Yeah.

So the both vehicles came to Stockholm and they all said green who was playing a native veteran ex-ears vehicle on a post-ears victim and started assaulting him. The victim tried to leave or tease who was a passenger in Green's vehicle, they exit the car and shot into the backseat window. The victim continued driving and they all said the woman fired a second shot striking

at nearby dealership building. In the video, which was posted on social media, the woman could have seen fire and two shots through the video. She's such a dumbass. She's such a shithead. People are such shitheads. She's so lucky that bulletin A hit the kid, thank God.

B, of course. Get somebody in the dealership. Did you kill someone? Yeah, you're going for life. Yeah, so, but she's like 10 years. Not to mention the fucking guilt associated with it, you fucking idiot. It's the, yeah, so the guy was actually grazed, but he's fine, he was grazed guilt associated with it. You fucking idiot. Yeah, so the guy was actually grazed, but he's fine.

He was grazed, that was it. Dude, you shot Frecons too. He had a two-year-old in the car, you fucking idiot. And when somebody's driving away like that and you shoot at them, you're so fucked and should be anyway. If somebody's in your house, and they have a TV in their hand

and you shoot them, you're fucked. If somebody's in your house and they're walking away, they're and you shoot them, you're fucked. If somebody's in your house and they're walking away, they're trying to get out of your house and you shoot them in the back, you're in deep shit. Because you weren't under threat and they were stealing your property and you can't kill somebody for that. Depends. You don't want that. You're going to, if you get off, it's

going to cost you half a million dollars. Fuck though. But if they end your family it's going to cost you half a million dollars. Fuck, though. But if they end your family, like, Yeah, you got to do it in my house. I'm going to have a problem with my future, but I'm saying. Let's see here. No, not that one. This one, okay, this has nothing to do with anything,

but this is Ari Emmanuel, and he made this girl like a fashion designer in May. Oh, so Ari Emmanuel, that's who Jeremy like the fashion designer in May. So are you a manual? That's who Jeremy Piven character was based off of. On Trudge. Yep. He's the owner of C. UFC pretty much.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're in Morrison. Yeah.

So they own the UFC. Who comes from the UFC's? But I think so. He married a girl. I think looks like the facial features are so similar. It's similar to their jaw's, they have these, their jaws are, not just that, do you know what I'm saying? The jaws are so long, right? Yes, that.

And the noses too, I think a lot of things. They're the cheekbones. They look like brother and sister. Like she looks like the same. Yeah, and this is interesting to me. Yes, they am. And people do say like, I guess, professionals that are looking at facial features

and people that connect with other people, they say that are looking at facial features and people that connect with other people, they say that people have similar facial features or attract it to the same thing. You know that, are you in person? Or are you in person all that Joel, Malawayra, who's a holy fuck? You know, he can dunk a basketball? Really?

Yeah, we don't believe that. We don't believe that. My buddy, Travis told me that he fucking was dunking a basketball because he was a chef for Joel Silver and Aramaniok came over and he was, mmm, nothing nice, Scott. But he goes, the fucking guy is like,

I guess he played basketball in college. Look that up, he was dunking. And I think there's a thing. Aramaniok dunked, how old was he? Well, now he's like, but this is when he was like 38 or something like that. It's kind of crazy. No, on say, man, you're.

Yeah. He was like, he was dunking out. I was like, yeah, he sure he goes, yeah, dude, blew my mind. My buddy is a, you know, he knows the difference. I was like, all right. I still don't buy. I see a thought. I don't buy see a thug I don't think you guys lying but I think it was an 8 foot rim yeah that could be yeah that's that's how tall is our

Emmanuel not but start there not big that's I'm gonna tell you right now the small juice guy Duncan Okay Hi, must be video other right five seven That can't be real. No, it's real. I've seen them in person. I was gonna say 5-8. Hey, look at me. What are you saying?

Hey, look at me. Don't get back. Hey, B. Hey, B. Hey, homie hopper. You know your friends? For the most part, your friends? Like?

All full of shit, right? Right? Got you. Yep. And you know it works because all you guys are, oh my god, that's crazy. If I was there, I went. It was about 6-2. I would have. Uh, are you? 5 works because all you guys are like, oh my god. That's crazy if I was there went I was about six. I was

Areas five that's about six to the small juice guy has a 45 inch bird But you're lying right Right right that's how this should went right? No, don't try yeah, there was another guy named Emmanuel. Michael Jordan, that's who he was talking to. Harvey Weinstein. Michael Jordan. It was Michael Jordan. Oh, maybe a Mari Stottamire.

He's five-seven. Yeah, well, he's not. He's not talking to me, right? He's five-seven. He's not talking to me, right? He didn't think how his basketball. That never happened. I read in my favorite article.

I think he called his basketball. Now here's the thing. As soon as you said that, I went, oh, this never happened. Well, I told Brennan I played three on three. It's coming out my best stuff. Milwaukee, I played three on three with the Marquette basketball team,

me and my boy Kevin McNamara, tall guy, and my other buddy, Nick Simmons, who's five, seven, and a bodybuilder. We played against three gentlemen from Marquette basketball, D1 players, also who is 6'10". Another guy named, he's from, he's, he's 6'9 and another guy who's 6'5". It didn't go well for the three giant blackheads. Yeah, it didn't go so well with the three white guys. Let me just, how hard their cocks go down all three of your mouth?

Well, this part of my head still smells like the bottom of their balls. It still smells like they're undercarriage. And this part of my head smells a lot like their giant days. Like a big tank. They were jumping, they were fucking with us and just dunking on us. And they were just, like it was a very interesting experience to see what a real athlete was. And I think you told me if you play from our cat, your chance of being in the end of NBA are slim to vanishing.

I said their chances. Yeah, I'm saying there's guys like, what's his name? Flash play from Miami, Dwayne Wade came from our cat. Yeah. So I mean, there's outliers. Yes, there's outliers. Yeah. But for the most part, all those amazing D1 athletes, a small fraction.

To the NBA. And I said to the coach, I said, well, the more the guys were, say I go, who's going in the NBA? And he always said, it's tough. It's very tough. I go, but this 6 foot 10 guy is not only 6-10, but fast as shit and can hit from anywhere.

Now who's think? The kid from Duke who's 6-10, who's light years better than anybody played against, probably not a tough time to them. And he's mission impossible. It's mission impossible. Remember there's 12 guys on scene. It's nuts. You're gonna have to take some veterans job even to get draft in a second.

Round you a hard time making some things. You know? That's fucking nuts. Yeah. Yeah. It's not 52 players on like in the NFL. It's 12. It's 12. But those, but those D1 players at Marquette are so good, I can't believe it.

They're so strong, so good, so fast, I can't believe it. I can't believe what, what did you think? I expect it, but I just, but there's something about when you see somebody who's tall and skinny, because they're tall and skinny, you don't think they're gonna be that fast that powerful that good It's just a different thing and then you're up close to it and you're like I am a comedian I am not in any way an athlete. You know what I am? I'm kind of coordinated Pretty coordinated like I can I can mimic something if you tell me hey, Brian swing that golf club I don't look like a complete idiot

That's all I have here some athleticism for I guess for 50 what do you know? But even when I was 20. Yeah, I mean I I'm a little coordinated You know I could have danced I could have been a dancer not the greatest dancer, but not a bad dancer I believe that You see we launched bring up the have you seen the number one recruit for the draft nature the number one draft pick? No, I'd like to see it. Well, it's real. No, I didn't want to go down the bus and take too long. Let me just explain what I've bring up Because it also highlights from doom justice, but let me just tell you stats, right? Okay, these more cat gunnies Right, you know like which one's going to be cool. So it's kids 17

They say he is the best prospect since LeBron James, that worked out, right? LeBron one, fucking good. Just get his 17. They believe he's listed at seven two. But what they did is they have a picture and he's standing there cause he playing like this pro league thing.

They have him stand next to a seven three guy and he's two inches tall on him because being tall isn't a good thing in NBA Yeah, because it shows people that are players over seven foot. They always get injured They don't have long careers like y'all mean and stuff like did really good for a short distance But there's no longevity, so being two talls actually a hindrance to them But they believe that they're lying that he's seven two and then they show proof a picture at this like program game next to the guy who seven three and he's Well taller than him now you 17. He's a mixed kid, right? He's French, but I think afghan right so he's like good looking kid He moves like fucking Dwayne Wade. They say he's a combination of Kevin Durant. So you just, some five, stroking threes.

You can't, no, you can't stop the fucking shot dude. You can't stop the shot. Who are you gonna do? Nothing. His wingspan. Also seven. Is his dad from the Sudan? I don't know, don't care.

That's why I didn't want to be down the road. But you know, a name of place. Where's he from? Sudan. It could be Nigeria. No, that's just, you're Sudan. Look it up. No, it's a Dan. No, that's just you sit in look it up. No sit in what you want to look at up I don't know his name. Oh, I'll free his name. It's all very tough name. He tough to market Seven five his ankles are this then he has no muscle on right now, but yeah, he can dude handles so he's he's physical

He's no, no, would you five? Seven foot 17 year old basketball. No, no, no, no, no, I'm seven, seven, seven years younger. You do, do. Victor Wemba Nan. There it is. Wembaan Yamma. If you just type in,

just type in top prospect of NBA draft, 2023. Got it. Victor Wembaan. He's like, you can be able to type that in though. Hold on, Victor. Or you could Google literally everything we've been talking about. True.

I'm very serious. Kevin Serious you. Draft pick. This guy? That guy. Yeah. AKA Victor. They think he's the best prospect to come out.

So he's 18. The best prospect to come out in 7th 3. Forever. He's 7th, but he's a mix of porzingis and Kevin Durant, which if that is true, would be un-fucking real. Now, it's tough to see how good he is. Like, you can tell you, you know, shot-stop, but when he's playing, it's other high school kids.

It's like, no, you're just 7-5, dude. Who are the parents? Can I see that, please? Go back. I'm curious now. Who are the parents? No, it's right there. You can see it down there That is fucking unreal That is unreal to me man, and he's but he's saying he is he's got speed. He's got all that stuff Hmm His mother played basketball All that stuff

His mother played basketball Follows the long jump. Yeah, he practiced judo as a goalkeeper and football Okay Let's just assist her play pro basketball too. Let me just just just a family of crazy athletes Seven fucking five Yeah, that's remarkable. But imagine me in 7,5, I think Granted, he's 18. See, 7,5. Got his he's skinny.

And he's 205. He's so skinny. Good God, he's skinny. That's super skinny. Strangely. Yeah, yeah, that's a very skinny kid. No clothes look cool on you. You just don't make him for some tough.

It's tough. What car are you in, Greg car you're not doing nice. You're gonna be wealthy So so there is so Rudy Goldbear is seven one Okay Yeah, this skinny is like that now granted. He's 18's put some meat on him. He'll put some meat on him He'll be the thing. He's gonna be a problem, they say. Again, I think he's too tall, he's injured, but whatever. Yeah, he probably will, right? When you get banged up a lot.

And a strong wind would beat him up. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? But he will be in the NBA, yeah. I'll be the number one pick, right? He'll be the number one pick. Have you guys seen this viral video? No, but I like seeing monkeys beat people up.

Yeah, so this girl was haunting this monkey and then I'll just show you the video Spider-mucky Laughing You're laughing. I'm helping you. Nope. I mean, it was like a big chimpanzee. I get it, but civil-time monkey. And then look how it's being ripped off. Look how stupid she is. So walks past it again and gets her hair pulled again. Well, now I kind of was having a good time. It looks like. Well, I saw one where the guy was fucking around with a tiger.

Yeah. You can't do that. I saw Woodward the guy was fucking around with a tiger. You know, yeah. Yeah. You can't do that, yeah. I'll rip this on mine. I keep hearing about the guy who lost his fucking. Look at that. Have you seen this, bro? Yeah, it's crazy.

Okay, so not many likes, but still, this guy got a tattoo of you. Three likes. That's impressive. It's insulting. Thank you, whoever you are. Thank you. I'll give it a lot of water. I'm flattered.

Yeah, give it a love. To get a tattoo, yeah, that's awesome. And they gave you the good hair. They gave me the good hair. I'd love to have that hair. Back I was younger. Yep. I don't know what I was doing there, but I love it.

Yep. Thank you, sir. I'm just one more, Jen. All right, this is it. So this is Lady Gaga. I'll try to like mute the sound. So apparently someone threw something at her and then everyone's, this one totally viral.

So everyone's saying there's like an invisible force or a shield or whatever. Probably is. Watch. What? What? What? Whoa.

You can barely see it though, right? You can dance, man. Watch. Just a dance? You see it? So something hits thrown there. But it doesn't, it stops, knitter. It hits something.

Almost like a heart there's molecules of air of course you can dance dude the invisible shield Brian that's the problem you know what it looks like Baba looks like a trick no it looks like it's a trick it looks like somebody threw it against the TV you know what Brian that's a damn good life that's a damn good point though yeah it doesn't look like it could be but then it's too big watch it again, but people on the bottom. That's the thing. That's see the phone How big it is watch how big it is? Look at the phone It's the phones are down here. They're not gonna air it with those cam that angles from a fan's point of view

Yeah, so they're out the phones are here. It's not here in the audience. What they throw up the peak of The trajectory and it comes down Nobody it runs into something. You can see it hitting. It hit something. I'll tell you what it looks like also. It could have been, it could be thrown this way up and came down watching. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She has a Star Trek 4th. Okay. Or a Saw or anything like that. That was just like a big viral thing. Everybody said.

That's pretty cool. That can't be achieved in visible force field. And if Lady Gaga has that thing, what our military has. I'll tell you what, I don't have a force field, but please don't throw things. I will be in Baltimore next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm in Baltimore next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday'm in Baltimore next week, Thursday Friday Saturday.

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