The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 819: Bryan Gets Introduced To Andrew Tate

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

Bryan finally gets introduced to the internet's most viral man: Andrew Tate, Brendan gives a major TFATK 3D update, Bryan tells the story of accidentally ending up in Bob Iger's office and Brendan tells some crazy stories about his legally blind manager, the boys discuss Bryan's trip to Austin and his non-stop pestering of Brendan to move there with him, how Bryan's latest "Best Of" shoot exposed why he would be the worst special forces member of all time, recapping this weekends Calabasas Fight Companion including Matt Mitrione delivering on his promise to get Brendan a signed jersey from his buddy Mike Alstott, responding to Will Smith's latest apology to Chris Rock and much more! Helix Sleep https://helixsleep.com/fighter Up to $200 OFF and 2 free pillows Chin's Tee https://intotheam.com/Chin-tee For 10% OFFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight in the kid we're out All right, he then we need to make some of these haven't Kenny five club. We really do those my favorite teas Dude, that's so good. I can't believe you're still I Don't really got to do it. So I'm gonna revive the T-Fat game which I'm glad you brought up old school T-Fat cake I've an update on Frank at 3D. Okay, I Wanted is in person, okay? I know you're an Austin. We'll get to that I'm an Austin and I'd love to hear about your trip in Austin. I can't wait to tell you so I've worked

Very hard to get fun kid 3D. It's not very proud of it. Yes, it outsold Game of Thrones The name is Schumer Show at the time on iTunes. Yes, it's a big deal for us Big deal I created that with our friend Mitch and we pull out effort and time and I think they're really good And that was when we were with Fox and they paid for it So they've owned it and then I recently found our boss Pete Valencia at Malibu Carz and, which is no longer there. And we'll get to that too, because I'm not happy to do it, right?

So that got canceled, my kids are heartbroken. Anyway, so I met Pete there. I was like, hey, dude, I would love to get finally to get back. Like, we made him. Is there a chance to get, he was, oh, that's easy. They don't use them, man. I'll just call my old boss.

He's a great guy. He loves you. Who'd give it back? Being your inbox in no time. So I was on Sunday. Yeah. By Wednesday, Thursday, that week, they're in your boys inbox.

And I text the fine kid on the group channel. Your boy got fined kid 3D. Plan is gonna release it once a week. Throw back. Can't wait for this. I even came on the show and announced it. Here's a brawm. So, um, Fox, they gave, they gave them to us, but one thing you should know about Fox, and I, I wasn't aware of this. Disney owns Fox, right? And so... Corporation. Yeah, Disney owns it. So then...

The Dark Side. Yeah, yeah. The darkest side. Yeah. So I got a call from Moana himself and he said, with Disney, right? And I own it. Yeah, less ours. This is actually Moana, he goes, yes. And I'm representative for Mickey Mouse and you cannot have these. Because he talked to Mickey Mouse who talked to the cryogenic, they frozen Walt Disney.

Yes. Okay, and another dimension and And he went, release it. It belongs to us. But yes, and I like to think we're a big deal, but he went, I'm sorry, who are you with? I went, find the key, what the hell are you talking about? We own our, find the three D's. He was cool, cool.

We're working on Toy Story 7. What are you talking about? Paris, the Caribbean. Paris, you know, John is a new Pirate, right? And yeah, he goes, we don't give a fuck about you. I know. Cool. I know. But could you just release them? So we're trying to contact someone that is

need to release them. Business affairs. They don't care. No. They're just unaware of it because they're Disney. That's right. So it's a little bit like calling Avis rental car, but actually even bigger and saying, I left some sunglasses in the back seat.

Oh, what do you mean? Two years ago, and I'm wondering if you guys have them. That's what it is right now. It's what we're doing. Oh, I thought you were saying you were legit, didn't you? No, that's, oh, dude. Not only bigger than the Avis because it's Disney.

It's Disney. They're like, oh, what are you talking about? Huh? Hey, bitch, working out with Space Jam. I feel like we could just release them. You can't trust me, Bubba. Because they will. They'll wear their ownership.

They own them. That would be like, that would, obviously on the other side of that, that'd be like Disney going, hey, we're big fans of firing the kid, firing the kid. We're gonna start posting firing the kid on our website. And we're like, no, you can't, like, yeah, we're big fans of firing the kid firing the kid. We're gonna start posting firing the kid on our website. And we're like, no, you can't like, yeah, we can't. Yeah, you can't steal content like that.

It's not the way it works. You know what? Here's the thing, Pete Smart Guy, he's like, I'll figure out we'll get it done. I'll talk to my boss at Foxwell, I'm sure has somebody at Disney and we'll get done. He's like, you're just looking at a little long rollout.

Some red tape. What we you and I should do is march down there to Disney and go, we'd like to talk to the head of Disney about releasing our fighter and kid 3D. I don't know if you know this, but speaking of Disney, I got in the wrong elevator when I was shooting a TV show there. I got in the wrong elevator.

You're shooting a show at Disney Studios? It was, it was, yeah. It was a... Peter Pan? It was a Sony thing, but I was looking at it. Oh, got you. Disney lot. And I went up to, I would got in the wrong elevator.

And I got to the top of where the brass is. And, and I've been, in fact, I believe the chairman, Mr. Iger or some one of those guys. And... I'm actually being the chairman of Disney. Oh yeah, and I've been, in fact, I believe the chairman, Mr. Iger or some one of those guys. And- The Hagen being the chairman of Disney. Oh yeah, and a gentleman, a strong-looking 50-year-old gentleman who clearly looked like he had had some military experience, maybe all the military experience. He had a thing in his ear and he just barrel-chested and just met me with a smile and he said,

I was with somebody else. And he goes, hello, how are you? I hope your house, your day gone. I said, it's good. And he said, so I was gonna help you get back downstairs because for some crazy reason, you came all the way up here and that's not supposed to happen anywhere with the elevator.

Oh, wow. Because they have to do a thing. Yeah, because you can't, just so you guys know, most of those elevators, you can't go on just hit a button, you have to have the card, or usually someone from a different station goes, what floor?

And you go, I'm here to see whatever Gary Vee, you know, cool floor 370. Yes. And then you have no control. He smiled at me just kind of, how are you? I hope your day's gone. I was your day gone.

Good. So there must have been a malfunction. So he stopped, we're sorry about that. And I went, who's, and he goes, that's, that's, and then I found it was Mr. Eiger's. Yeah, I mean, imagine. You're not getting up there.

I mean, you did. I did get up there by some, first of all, you were already on the lot. I got on the lot, and then actually I got on the building because I was there to see somebody else who worked there. So I got lucky to get in there, and then somehow I got into the wrong elevator. It'd be funny if the security guard was just, you know, he's like a five-star general,

like, like, 7,000 kills on his journey. And he just has a hard on for like, snow-like. Well, he was such a- He just balls even a little mermaid or something. He was such a professional that I- I felt like I was being complemented and that I would- He was happy to see me. Oh, that- He de-escalated and he's like,

shh, shh, oh you do it. Yeah, that's right. He got in the elevator with me and with my friend and we were like, what? I didn't even know what was going on yet. And I was like, Sendo Rela, Sendo Rela. She just balls deep in Disney.

And then I found out that it was there, like somebody's like Iger's office, I found that out and I can't remember how, but I remember being like, oh, that's what was- So Operation Disney, I'm gonna need you to dress back up and try to get back on that lot. So here's where we're gonna get, find Get 3D. I have the plan. Like, saving Silverman.

I have the plan. What's the plan? You dress up like Donald Duck, I dress up as Mickey and we just walk in like we own the place. In the full get ups? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, they don't really use those characters anymore and they're sure as hell not letting on the mascots

from the Disney land place on the land. Because they look, they're frowned upon. Here's what we're gonna do. Don't be shitty, right? You're gonna dress up as that French candle guy from Beauty and the Beast and I'm gonna be the big John Smith guy, right? Right?

We're gonna put a stupid candle on top of your head, and then dressing that weird French outfit, and then give me a French accent. It's a little insulting. Give me a French accent. I'm from France, sir. Ooh, okay. Fuck.

No, I'm trying to try this, be out of guests, be out of guests. Be out of guests. Be out of guests. Be out guests. Yeah, guests. I'm not sure. Yeah,, yeah, yeah, all right. I'm in boy. That's not just a bit of John Smith the big I feel a little humility. Why just a bit of the beast okay, and you're the gay candle twink. You're the beast and I'm beauty No, no, no, no, no, no, well speaking of breaking into

buildings and being unseen I I had the privilege of learning some special forces tactics with a guy named Tim Kennedy this weekend in Austin. My much tougher brother from a very different mother. That's a professional as he's as professional as he's been through all four sniper schools in the US military and I believe graduated top of this class now Those guys look like they won me in a carnival there. I am I'm not bad there. I look a little sexy Gordon Ryan You look sick. Um wait a little where's Gordon Ryan?

Gordon Ryan's on my right. Oh Wow, oh wow. Yeah, I didn't know his beard was that gray. Wow. Yeah, he's a savage. Yeah, it's more blonde I thought is it the son? Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize him like was that gray. Wow. Yeah, he's a savage. Yeah, it's more blonde. I thought he's at the sun. Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize him. Like, who's together with the gray beard? Yeah, it has to be the sun. No, that's, yeah. And Tim told me that, you know, pretty much,

he's never really had a problem with anybody. Jiu-Jitsu, he can, he gives everybody fits. But Gordon Ryan's the only guy he loses to every single time constantly. And I was like, Tim? Yeah, Gordon Ryan. Yeah, yeah. That's what you have to. That's right. Yeah, he's our Yeah. Yeah. Gordon, right? Yeah. Yeah.

That's what we have to. That's right. Yeah. He's our little brand. Well, the last time Tim Gordon just won this big tournament and he said the last one of each of you to it's pathetic. And I was like, and I talked to him a little bit and I said, what did you mean by that? And he goes, well, you know, all you have to do with those guys is they're speaking French.

And all you got to do is come and speak in Japanese. I mean, I said, I kind of substitute that. Yeah, yeah. He didn't say that, but that's what it is. It's just like, once you get him out of the conference zone, you're doing something. They don't know what to do. But also he can, So innovate.

If they're speaking to run with your metaphor, if they're speaking Japanese, hold up Portuguese, to do French, to do a mandarin, and to do fucking porn. And he'll also be looking at his coach while he slowly puts a choke on you. It's fucking, well, he's just mastered. He's the best we have. Yeah, yeah, the best we have.

But then he was telling me the same thing. He's like, you know, I'm not trying to learn how to shoot guns and I'm, he was a total novice. It's like, for what the, so Tim takes me, I put on tactical gear. I put on bulletproof vest, helmet. This is nice and cool out there. Yes, and this is for this, this is for one

of my episodes of Best Up with Brian Kellen on YouTube And so we're shooting and he's teaching me takes me through a whole day of training shooting from cars Shooting in the building going in the building It's not like a friend. I saturday so this is on a Sunday, sir Oh, you stayed to Sunday. That's correct. So I had to wake up. I got four hours of sleep So now I'm there takes me through an obstacle course the whole thing kind of a not easy And I then we had to they two, they put his buddy Shane and they put an amazing, this Navy SEAL,

long time Navy SEAL and did all the stuff named Jeff Gonzalez, great guy, fucking great guy. And they just are sitting in the safe house and they, they just gonna shoot shit. Not with real, not with, not with paint bullets or anything. Just gonna show you how shitty you are. And I had to, but what they hit you with,

nothing, they go bang, bang. Oh, well, yeah. I think you missed. Well, what they use, sir, is they'll use a real life cartridge with paint, but it hurts super bad. Oh, so you were getting hit with something? I did not.

No, I'm a pussy. And, oh, you told them not to. No, no, no, they're not gonna do that with did not no. I'm no I'm a pussy and oh you told not to no No, they're not gonna do that with me because frankly I'm such a novice they're gonna hit you every time Yeah, and when you go to try to clear a room. I kept getting Tim killed. I kept getting my fucking partner killed Because it there's it's like everything else. It's Exhausting you're carrying a lot of gear and you're I But the point I'm trying to make it a procedure to it too So whenever you come into a room when you clear a room I kept stopping in the doorway by the way

And he's like if you do it again, I'm gonna kick you in the fucking back You're getting us killed will you never stop? Do you go right in or do you go right outside? But you have to pie you have to vector you have to look So think about a room. It's the corner. It's open in the corner. You're in a room right now This isn't so you're coming in here. Yes. If somebody's hiding right there with a gun, you don't see them, you have to clear. They have to be done here.

They got to be done. They're what? The room, as you come through, they're already waiting for you. Yeah, no. And that's what those guys deal. What do you do? You have to literally have split second reflexes

where you see somebody. Now, it could be a woman like this with a baby, but you're so on edge that you have to see if the guy's pointing a right foot, he's going to get to jump on you. So when you clear that fucking door, there is that moment where you are always, I don't give a fuck how good you are. You are always vulnerable. I was going to say B, because the guy with the rifle, let's say he's a bad guy, right? In here, he's gonna have the beat on you

no matter what, every single time, unless he's just a boy. That's the problem. So what do you do? You fucking, you get shot sometimes, or you get the jump on the guy, or you do whatever these guys do tactical shit do. But, and then, when you come into room together,

if I got right, I'm moving right. If he's got left, he's moving left. Of course, what I do is I dance in the room. It's all it's all footwork It's a shitload of footwork, which is okay Like it's all that shit But I was just like no matter what you do every time we were doing shit when we drive up in a car You'll see it all but drive up in a fucking car with a we I had I had an AR 15 with fully loaded real boards Where I got a shoe from the car and then I got an exit the15 with fully loaded real boards where I got a shoe from the car.

And then I got an exit to car while he's laying cover. It was all live for ammo. It was fucking, and I was so exhausted by the time I got on the plane. That noise, it's physical. It's just so adrenaline. Oh, dude. And you're, everything just pumping.

Everything. I get to wear you out. I get to wear you the fuck out. And you know, you're, yes. You're everything just pump in. Everything. Like you don't wear you out. You don't wear the, where are you the fuck out? You know, you don't think about when you're coming into a room and you're behind your body, my gun was like pointing at his head and I'm sweeping his, they're putting it down, right? Until he goes to the point. No, they point up and then they, and then,

but they're never, that's part of the training. They watch, they watch themselves on video, they reassess and they're always training, always training, always training. You train five days a week when you're in a non-mission. Got you. Let me ask you this. All those guys are retired?

Well, that's a complicated question, Brennan. That's probably a classified question. The answer to that is probably not. A lot of the guys, let's put it this. Could you be doing that if you were out of the game? When I got there, one of the guys who runs Sheepdog Response is a guy named Matt, who is, well, he was in a group called,

well, it's Green Beret and then he was in a group called Delta Force and then I believe one I'll do other things in these secret news. Is there a group higher than Delta Force? You're not supposed to talk about those groups. Oh, I'd get a tattoo on my fucking neck of the part that a leave for the uh... you did that you know just built like a fucking like like a truck truck truck there are there are there are there are there are best

you have to be the tip of the spear they're the best the military has to offer the u.s. military has to offer the best but for the best of the year and and lateral thinkers that i're not like grunts. They can think outside the box all the time. And they've seen so much combat, but every guy that was there, that is there to train with pistols and mill,

they're all these guys. So I walked in and a white t-shirt and my green slacks. No, no, you're the, you're the, you're the, the Chum in the Wild. I couldn't have looked more out of place, but I'm the comedian, Bubba. Yeah, you know that though.

He brought 11 of his guys from sheep dog monsters. They're all fucking dead. He's dev grue. He's, Delta, it was just like. Yeah, can I tell you? I'm sure you had a great time learning how to fire guns. It let's be honest, you're never gonna do that. That's all I say.

Say tactical. Tactical, all the tactical. I don't say complete waste of your life, but, right? Right? Well, hold on. Yeah. And this is what drove me nuts, and again, I wanted to wait into studio confront you on this.

Brian set me, no lie, seven techs going, bro, we gotta move to Austin. Bro, I need to move to Austin. Bro, Austin's so great. Bro, Austin this, and I would just, I just I went respond and find my six on it. I need you relax It's hot out there. I knew I was gonna know the fuck it's not all right and out and you're drinking the Kool-Aid dude You're drinking the Kool-Aid I kept saying I'm tax just to fucking add you to him because I knew it's the one thing You can't say where I was like dude. It's hot, but it's it's double awesome. I would just send him dumb shit

And I and he was I knew he was ignoring me, but he couldn't take it finally. He's like, hey, fucking. You loved Austin, huh? Yeah, I mean, I love Austin. I just, I love LA. I've been in LA a long time. I love LA.

I love LA. It's pretty great. I mean, look, I like Austin. It's harder than the sun. Right now, it's 110 degrees. So, let's talk. You don't, like, that's harder than the sun. Right now it's 110 degrees. So let's talk. That's one knock on us. Like that doesn't really bother me because AC, right?

Yeah, it's doing 22. I don't know, I just, the tax is be better, but I don't know. I just have no desire. I have a theory on it. First of all, there are great, it's great food. It is a, it is a, It is a progressive city, right?

Which is ironic because people go there to get away from the progressive mindset. I've always been a little bit. Great fucking coffee shops, great restaurants. Great food, great people. 100% music scene. Yeah, friends of there. Tommy scenes blown up. I get all of it. Everything's great. Lance cheaper than here. 100%. Aubrey Marcus came to my show on Thursday. Love, Aubrey. That's blown up. Everything's great. Everything's great. Lance cheaper than here. 100%. Aubrey Marcus came to my show on Thursday. Love, Aubrey.

That's our boy. Love him. Yeah. Been a long time since I seen him. I had just a great time in them. And it's... And there's every reason to move that. Great people.

We have every reason. We know everybody. Chen was down to move. Mark said he's in. Yeah. We know everybody. But I feel like my theory on it is mainly I think people move there because there's a romantic idea behind Texas. There's this idea I'm gonna have land, I'm gonna have a well, I'm gonna be self-sufficient.

I can have all the guns, all the toys. And I think in some ways, there they are. That guy right there, Matt, that giant guy, that's the Delta guy. The guy behind him is the dev group guy, that guy, yeah. Oh, you talk about giving all the Delta guy. The guy behind him is the dev group guy. That guy. Yeah. Oh, you talk about giving all the stuff away You're talking about the guy that looks like homeboy from Avengers endgame Thanos. That is that Thanos But by the way, sir, so you don't get that guy mat right there. Nice. It's kind of world You don't get more elite than John with a big thick. Yeah, you don't get more elite. You don't get more like

Whatever you want to call the top top of the military That's that guy and the guy behind him same thing the guy behind him is a dev grew guy and six four There is two four right there. Yeah, that's a fucking great call That's a great call Go back again, dude, you are good with these even got the stripes. Yeah Yeah, he got his shoulders go on for days they look identical and the guy behind him sir who's about six four terrible picture of no I know they're all they're all Navy season special but he he went after Devgrove he he went to Harvard

to the John F. Kennedy School government and got his degree only hard work in the pictures I'll give him that. Yeah. Yeah. So they're all great guys. That's all the whole sheep dog response team and their wives. And he's got love and guys. It was such a fucking blast. But I love Tim.

Tim is the fucking... Yeah, we have every reason to move to Austin, but I just... I like it out here. I could move there. I could easily. Yeah, I think so out of all the spots I can move there. Rogan and I had dinner on Thursday and would you guys eat that at this steakhouse called Eddie V's which was great and he's all he's all fucking. Oh, he's missed. He's fucking love. He's the governor of Texas. Yeah, look at this couple red guys. Top of red guys in the 50s. Could we be any redder? guys in their 50s. Could we be any redder? Did you get, did Rogen get out of a sauna or something? Hit no, we were just, it was the

lighting or maybe we just stayed too much steak. I don't know what happened. Yeah. You guys teeth are white. Yes, we had, we had a good time. We had a laugh. Be can we take a little break, buddy? Take a break from just chatting with each other. Sometimes you got to take a break from just being awake. You look rested, though, Daddy. Well, I sleep on a Helix mattress. I knew it, you fricking liar.

I sleep on, let me explain something. What are you in about 20, 22 hours sleep on there? It looks that way because I sleep so well. Because of the Helix, you can take a quiz. If you're a tummy sleeper, a side sleeper, a back sleeper, if you like it, you're a mattress firm, medium soft. But is it the same mattress for you as this for me or is it custom? It's custom. Why don't you just sleep on it for a hundred nights risk free. And if you

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Theater I know permits and draft us he was gonna show it to me and we didn't have time We had to get he had a show out of show is the draft us. Oh, yeah, I was hoping he was gonna be able to open on Thursday But then he had to go he had a show. Hmm, so he couldn't do it because it was too far away Well, we might be back in Austin soon doing a little because the waves too far away. Well, we might be back in Austin soon, doing a little, hold on, see anything. Yeah, I went, there's a little room.

Okay, there's a little room. But I keep it down, bro. The room. I'm in the room. We're talking about the four horsemen, the originals. Yeah, what four? The horsemen, the apocalypse. You have to get companion on Saturday.

I heard. Talks to Mitch Reo. All right. Yeah, text them. Yeah Saturday. I heard. Talk to Mitch around. All right. Yeah, text them. Yeah, he's great. Eric Griffin was great. Eric's great because, you know, I do this show flashback fights with him, I introduce them to like fighters.

He has no clue about fighters. So I'll start from their very first fight and finish on their last fight and educate him on it. And he just loves fighting now. And he's for an end to it, man. Look at all you guys. Look at all you guys Look at all you guys look at Maddie Man, oh he'll be Matt Maddie might have a fight. I serious. Yeah, no offer

I he told me who I can't talk right could you guys all fit in this head? Do you think or Matt has the biggest head in the world. Yeah, I mean Eric isn't small though. No, it's not. No, Eric's not a small man. But Matt's... Oh, Muscle. Yeah, he got a fight offer. Interesting. Is Chris a monk? Is he a medieval monk?

I told me, dress like a priest. Like a fucking boy priest. Like the kind of guy who's a chance bold. Yeah, whoo, man. Rekwee, man. He looks like a priest just. He's come out of a monastery? He looks like a pretty just. You come out of a monastery. It looks like a pretty just for gaming.

That's exactly right. It's with chains and shit. Yep. It's like a mock turtleneck. That's amazing. That's the gap, balance, y'all, go collapse. I get it. I get it.

Okay. Pretty intense there. Yeah, that's fun. Eric's great, though. I love Eric's. Yeah, he's so funny. Love him. I woke up a little news from my papa early in the morning, my

grandma passed away. Sorry about that. 98. That's how fucking great. And I just talked to my dad. So I told you know, my dad, because he's he was here caretaker because she lived, you know, about two miles from. So he's one of 13. So the rest of them are spread out all over. So my dad's so close, he's been closer to his mom. He's like the caretaker, so it hits him the hardest. So, you know, obviously he's down. I was, you know, he loves to work out.

I'm like, I was like, do you work out today? He's like, no, you gotta work out. I'm like, it's gonna help you get all this stress and depression, whatever it's gonna help with. Everything, we endorphins and all that. And adrenaline, you're like, no, I'm gonna go today. I'm like, you promise me, you're gonna go. I just told him, I said that and adrenaline. I was like, no, I'm gonna go today. I'm like, you promise me you're gonna go. I just told him, I said, you know, he was like,

you see me doing it better with it than me. I was like, well, your mom is my grandma, but I wasn't that close to her. He was my great, as a kid, she was great to us and she'd watch us, but, you know, I don't know how I got older and, you know, some issues there, but I wasn't that close with her. And then also, to me, it's like 98.

Yeah, great run dude. And I told my, I told my, I told my, I said, the way I look at it, I said, yeah, I'm all right. I said I'm sad, I said I'm more concerned about you. I said, but 98, man, we shall be lucky. So lucky man, 98. Hey, how about 82? It's been a win every day.

That's a good run. I'm thinking about my dad at 82. Anything after 80 is gravy. That's a good run. 98 think about my dad at 82. Anything after 80 is gravy. That's a good run. 98, daddy. That's incredible. Where it gets dice is my, because my dad is responsible for,

he's the power of attorney and whatever for it. Does that do with all our real estate and all, you know, monies and all that stuff and delegate all that and she had a will. So in the funeral and all that. So when it's, you know, we're gonna figure out the funeral and you make a will so in the funeral and all that. So when I was saying, you know, we're gonna figure out the funeral

and you make sure you come in my head and I was like, man, this is where it sucks with my schedule, you know? Yeah, it does. You would go to it for your dad. Oh, that's why I told him. I was like, dad, please, like, give me, if he can give me a heads up and figure it out, literally go for him, 100%.

Of course, that's it. That's it. And you don't for him, 100%. Of course she's just going for him. And you know, he, that's his mom and she's 98. And, and well, think about how to be weird, you know, when you're, you know, you're both your parents, they're dead, you know, you have no one. You're, it's a big moment. Yeah, that's where he's at. I remember my, I've told you this before,

my grandfather, that was real close to him. It was very close to my grandmother. And, but I've always put death in the context. I'm like, no emotion, shut it down. And I remember saying, I'm lucky. I had him for 84 years or whatever. So I was, I felt lucky. It's great run.

And I had a great relate, no regrets. And I put that in a perspective. And then I was working out with Jimmy Burke the next day. And I was like, I couldn't move my body. I could not fucking bend over. I couldn't, like my whole body felt like I had been electrocuted. It was so weird. It's the stress.

And I say to my go, dude, I can't fucking bend over. Like my legs, everything is so tight. And Jimmy goes, Brian, you just said goodbye to somebody. You've known your whole life. And furthermore, somebody you really loved. But you haven't cried, and you haven't done a thing about it. And I was like, fuck, that's what it is. My body, I was pretending that I could handle it.

But my body was just, and once you said that though, like I was able to kind of... I was crying on the bed. I didn't cry, but I was able to kind of, I cried cried on the band. I didn't cry but I was able to kind of, I cried in my sleep. I wept in my sleep as fucking weird, I woke up crying but, but yeah, my body, my body let go once I had it.

Yeah, that's a weird thing. But I also think when he was telling me this, I was, I'm around my sudden, you know, Boston, it was two, and Tiger of six, and there's like so much life there, you know? It's just so weird. That's what you're talking about. But I'm still not there. Yeah, I'm still not there, like, you know? It's just so weird. But I'm still not there. I'm still not there, like, you know?

That's the cycle of life. And that is what one child, you know, opens his eyes while another closes, that whole idea. But it is what it is. It's the cycle. We're all going to be there. I still think funeral, I believe this is not a hot take.

I still think like the old school funeral where everyone's in suits, it's black, everything's dark, Barium, like that whole tradition to me is very old school. Now, that's definitely happening because you've never met somebody more religious than my grandma, which I, you know, even when I knew she was kind of sick and I'd see her, she was so religious, she's like, I can't wait to get to heaven. Like, there has to be some peace with that where her faith is so deep. Like to her, it's like, I can't wait to get to heaven. Like there has to be some peace with that where she her face is so deep Like to her it's like yeah, dude. This is this is gonna be fun Like this is the ride. No, I'm so jealous of that. Yeah, I must be dope Like to have that confidence and relief where you and maybe she's right. I don't fucking know hopefully she is

Yeah, but she thinks she's gonna go up and see the big man, you know, that's her number one goal So it's like I would just just, I remember me like, ah, that must be nice, I don't have that. You know? I spoke to somebody who almost died this weekend. And they told me that I said, what is it done? And he goes, I'm not afraid of death, even a little bit anymore.

That's what he means. He goes, because I was already dead. I remember, I remember I was starting to lose my body and he goes, and while I was dying, I said, this is the big deal. This is nothing. It's like, oh, this has been one big fucking, like, you know, the pain initially all that, but he's like, this is what it is.

He's like, and he was looking around and he was going, this is fucking beautiful. And now he has zero fear of it. Now that was him, and that's that situation. But it's an interesting thing to, people do psychedelics that they say come back. So when you do Ayahuasca and you lose your body so when people are facing a terminal illness,

the biggest thing that they go through is, like when they do a mushroom ceremony, one of the biggest things that helps them is dealing with the inevitable. And they're just not afraid anymore. But they say, you know, obviously scientists look into it and atheists look into it. So when people say, oh, they see a light,

they said they, you know, they've stayed the brain when someone's passing away. What the brain does is like, all right, it's go time. This is, you know, final exit. The brain just fills the body in the brain with dopamine. So you feel this sensation of like, clarity and everything's all good, which is how dope are the body? The woman who was calling her mom while she was getting eaten by a fucking grizzly bear, terrible story. E. grizzly bears eating her legs. And she's calling her mom,

she's nagging because it kept coming and would come back, I guess, and here. And then finally it left and she was dying. She was talking to her mom and she finally said, oh my god, wait, the pain's gone. The pain's gone. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. You the body's like really something more fiend here. Yeah, that's fucking nice. So now here's a spiritual idea. So you can describe the mechanism of what happened. Scientists can describe the mechanism of what happens. Okay. Yes, but what's within that? Like what's the umbrella around that? It's like, I know what's happening to you physically,

but why is it happening to you physically? What is really happening? Where are you going? Those are the fucking questions science can never answer. It's like, well, no we can. Yeah, but apparently psychedelics come. Right, I might go down the rabbit hole of psychedelics. I'm very glad.

You keep saying that. I had some scheduled. I tried to get you involved. Yeah, I'm really glad to. I think you'd like it. I tell you that. I know, I know. I know, Bob.

Any of you stay the night? Absolutely. No, no, no, I'm not staying the night. But it's hours, right? Yeah, it's hours. It's, you know, I'm curious. I want to go down the road. I want to staying tonight. No. But it's hours, right? Yeah, it's hours. Absolutely. It's, you know, I'm curious. I want to go down the road.

I want to do Iowa'ska. I want to do a mushroom ceremony. I want to do, because Iowa'ska is the DMT. That'll last eight hours sometimes. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Oh, I have to. But what are you looking for me? You don't know.

I don't know. You said yourself at your age, like, you're not going to have any breakthroughs. I don't know. You don't know. I'm, you know what I'm looking for? I'm looking to see if I can lose all my, I wanna lose all fear of death. And I'm not that afraid, never have been that afraid of it. Maybe because I'm naive about it or I'm ignorant to it,

but I just wanna see what's there. I wanna see if there's a there, there. And you think you're gonna solve that by doing that? I had a really interesting experience with Aubrey Marcus this Thursday. We came to the show and Aubrey's done the medicine for 23 years. That motherfucker's gone down the rabbit. Yes, PhD. PhD.

Yeah, smart day. And what I thought was really interesting with Aubrey is that we were talking about spirituality and philosophy. You get me started. I'm gonna rattle off a bunch of shit I read. I'm gonna rattle off a bunch, shit I read. I'm gonna rattle off a bunch of shit I read. Yeah, I've just done it.

He's done it. And what I noticed was he was listening to me, a little bit like this. You're in the UFC. If I started talking to you about Kung Fu, okay? And I was really serious, and I started Kung Fu my whole life. Or an upkitto and Shota Konkirati. You wouldn't be a dick.

You'd be like, you know, it's got its thing. It's, you know, I mean, you'd be like, actually, it's for it. But if I started saying that in a fight, what you wanna do is you wanna, you know, you would go, you'd be like polite and you'd listen, and you'd be like, I know, I don't wanna say this right now. I've seen you do this.

I don't wanna tell him he's wrong because he won't understand because he's never been there. Do you understand what I'm saying? And so you're trying to give Aubrey? I think Aubrey was, I said, I feel like, I'm talking about things you've experienced. And it was really interesting

because there was a difference between somebody who had read and heard about something. So, and he lived it. And he'd lived it. had read and heard about something. So, and who's lived it. And he'd lived it. Yeah. Right? Does that make sense? Yeah, but so that's why.

Yeah, I just thought, I'm kind of curious. I'd like to have, I'd like to experience it. Because when I read philosophy, I go around in a fucking circle. When I read about religion, when I read the original text, I get fucking, I'm like, I don't, I can't, can I do it? Do you think you're thinking more about death because you're older? No, I've always been interested in it, honestly. I feel more alive now than I ever have. And I feel better now than I think.

Ah, yeah, I don't think so. So I, yeah. Yeah, I know you don't at all. No, but it's not because it's, you know, I guess what do you can do? Yeah, you can't control any of it. I mean, do put effort and energy into it. You, you, you don't, and like me, you and I don't think about our past all. Like I don't really, I don't dwell in the past.

I just don't, and some people really do. You know people who remember dates, like in May of 2000, I'm like, I don't fucking know. Like rain men. But so many people that like that. I don't know, must be nice. Yeah, you get these markers. I remember shit because of my new invisalion.

Hahaha. Ah, I want to work the new thing. Look in juicy, Mark. Stop it. And I'm liking the thick, I like that t-shirt. So do I. That t-shirt's fucking great. It's a extendo cut, so it goes down.

Covers up the romp a little bit, just gives people a little taste. What size is that? Is that a double-exil? It's actually, you can the romp a little bit, just gives people a little taste. What size is that? Is that a double X? That's a double X. You know, it's actually, you can smell Brandon's clone and I stole it from him. Oh, exactly.

He has a little. So, yeah. I like it, Mark. Yeah, I do too. Mark, I'm gonna ask you a serious question. If you ask him, do I get dead? I'm happy I get dead. I sort of got it.

If you ruin this box, guess it. Listen me, five things left to eat on the planet. No, protein. What should I be taking? I'm a little insecure right now. Covered from to eat on a planet. No, protein. What should I be taking? I'm a little insecure right now. I'll be pleased to. Please don't.

Everybody was thinking. He's don't ruin it too. Whatever was thinking. What should I do to get a little insecure? Oh God. I want to put on podcast. No, no, no, no, no. Shut up.

Mark. I want to put on podcast. I want to put on podcast. Yeah. I want to put on 10 pounds of muscle. I don't want to be sluggish. Mm-hmm. I don't want to feel like I'm overeating.

I would describe it to you, but I think the real solution to this is, we have to train together. Okay. Brian, thank you. We have to film it. Show some clips on Fyder and the Kid. Oh, that's not about a deal. Okay.

Fyder and the Jack Old Guy. Okay. Yeah. We could definitely work out. And honestly, I was thinking about this the other day. It can be hard to describe to people certain things. Like, how do I look? You can't describe intensity, right?

Yeah. The actual process of putting on muscle is pretty simple, but how do you convey to somebody? You're gonna go until gun to your head, you can't do another one on a deadlift. Yeah. Well, I'll say this. So Tim put me through this obstacle course

and I actually climbed a rope without my legs. I haven't done that in 10 years, but I was surprised, but I was like, let me see if I can do this. It was the morning I wasn't even warmed up, but I climbed all the way out. Yeah. It wasn't a long rope.

It was easy for me. It was easy for me. In fact, toward the end I used my legs. Like to get over a wall or something? No, I just had to ring the bell for me. In fact, toward the end, I used my eggs. Like to get over a wall or something? No, I just had to ring the bell. And toward the end, twice for two climbs, I used my legs only because I didn't, I wasn't warmed up and I was just afraid I would overdo it.

But I could have done it without a problem. So I'm like, I'm in okay shape for a 50-up, five-year-old, I can climb a road without my fucking legs. That ain't gonna get you bigger. Mm. Everything, you know, the entire meme of the fitness industry is do more complicated novel things, and it's better. The actual process of putting on muscle is slow and boring, and-

And takes time. It just takes time, but it's- It's shockingly simple, right? That's all. I was branding it one time I go. I was like, I was talking about putting on muscle, and he goes, I put on 20 pounds, maybe I put on 15 pounds of muscle to get me here in a half. I mean, yeah. That was like- Actually muscle versus water retention versus I just gained weight

versus whatever you do if you take any antibiotics, for example. So guys will think, okay, I'm taking to animal and that I gained 25 pounds. You're retaining water, minerals, you know, all these different things. So actual muscle tissue is pretty slow. Even enhanced. Red beefy. You look better. I do.

Yeah, you look more muskety. I don't just live and do. Yeah, you lifting heavier or same? Probably less than living so busy. I mean, we're gonna live twice a week, Mark. Yeah, still, but again, when we go in, we'll stew to the heavy stuff, you know. So what does that boil down to?

Me and Potatoes. You could get stronger, you know, if you're just benching and deadlifting, it just covers most of your body. I do get increase it, and I'll be in LA for most of August, because we have the tough motor terminal, that's not something you just don't want.

Yeah, you're not trained. So you're up here with anything. Cardio. Yeah, but in that case, like doing this novel stuff, it's not so, let me just don't want it. You're not trained. So you're up your way, I don't think. Cardio. Yeah, but in that case, like doing this novel stuff, it's like circuit training and climbing the thing, all those things do come into handy, you know, but I would just consider that a different goal. You win elementary, back then,

you stepped a climb to the top of the rope, she's a climb up that. Yeah, they stopped doing it just dangerous. Yeah, remember they put that on the soft mat? You climb the fuck up. It was so high as a kid? I don't know if I went in now, I'm like, oh, Jesus. They had a bodybuilder, a famous bodybuilder

who specialized in getting people bigger and stuff. And you know what they said? They said if you really want to change your body, the most radical way to do it is deadlift, stanchion, squat, and literally, but just go as many times a week as you can. If I could do one thing different, if I could start over and talk to 16 year old Mark,

cause I was doing these probiotable, they're splits, it's like just on Monday and do 30 sets. It's like, do those basics as many times in a week as you can handle basically. Yeah, for your body breaks down, yeah. No, seriously. And then you take, then you do a deal of a couple weeks and then do it again. Part of it, part of it takes to, I've done steroids. Yes.

Yeah. You would have. No. And if you want to put on weight steroids, right? Yeah. What if? No. And if you won't put on weight steroids, right? Yeah. I gotta, hey, let's be honest. What? I don't want to say this is a complete waste of everybody's time, but I'm not going to do it.

You know, you do anything. I work out. I mean, I'm not going to go heavy. No, it's not for you. You know what be funny? So, is there, do we get Brian drinks or anything? One of his ways is to secretly give him steroids and it doesn't know about it. No, I'm not.

I'll do something. Okay, we got you drinking, and it's just me. I may as well. No, though, his weeners stop working. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah, those goose eggs will start shrinking. Maybe.

What's all you do at the balls? Isn't this just Starbucks? That's, I'm worried about that. Might just be an old skinny goat. Might have to just be an old skinny goat with the heavy balls and keep it just like that. It's a good way for you to stick out. I think it's a good way for you to stick out. I'm the way you are when you have to just be an old skinny goat with a heavy balls and keep it just like it's a good way for you to stick out. I think it's good way for you to stick out. I'm the way you are when you have to break up. Break up with something like break a tie with a business relationship

or fire somebody whatever it is. I talk about it and then I do nothing. I do nothing. But you should get at least one set. Be in skinny your thing though. Be in skinny's my thing. Be a grail. You don't be putting it in, you don't be all big and like thick like Rogan? They just look like an alley cat versus a Rogan? Yeah.

You know that? Yeah. They get to do your thing. But let's go ahead and shave your head and do that though, right? Yeah. Shave your head bald and get all juicy. Really? Go ahead and get that.

That'd be funny. Yeah. Shave it bald, get juicy. Still look like a skinny Rogan. And still look like a skinny Rogan. Yeah. Yeah, tough. All right. What do you got, Chin? Oh, before I start, look like a skinny rogan. Yeah, tough. Yeah, what do you got? Chin all before I start I got gifts for you guys. You know what? Yes

That was this it's like an animated picture Oh, this is your t-shirt chin Wow Shinn Thank you, Chin I'm wearing it and to think I was just about to buy it online. Oh, thanks Mark. Appreciate that Your shirt chin. Yeah, I helped design it with the into the am It's all about like what I love doing the most which is like camping be fishing

You know, it's a camp with guitars on there. Yeah, this image of you beating up a senior citizen I That's a cool shirt chin Chin. Thanks, bro. A little camp vibe. That's a good one, guys. That's a good one. That's a nice shirt, Chin. I'll rock that for sure.

We'll do it. Over it on Wednesday. I look good, Chin. Have you been camping lately, Chin? Yeah. Just like one night or so. Buy yourself. No.

Fronts. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah. Is it weird if you were camping by yourself? I want to try it one day. Step round upon. No, it's good. I want to try one day

What if you camp by yourself. Yeah, is it weird maybe a little bit? I don't know. I'll I'll make a bomb. Are you one bad break away from the unibombs if you can't by yourself? Yeah, because you went up by himself out to Montana That's kind of but that he's standing there. I'll do a one-nighter, that's it. Yeah, that sounds fun. You would answer one-nighter, it's like, I'll be in Jackson, Hawaii, Oming. Nope, just go there, go there, you got it,

I haven't go fishing. See what we got. Real quick, I'll do these. So Will Smith finally came out and apologized. The video's just way too long. Yeah, it's way too, it's the way. He apologized to Chris Rock, his brother. He'll late, all right?

I'm like, yeah. And also, I feel like, Yeah, it's way too. It's a bit too much. He apologized to Chris Rock, his brother. He was late, all right? And also, I feel like, I think it's late. B, I think he realized that how bad it hurt his image and a PR team so he put this together and told him to do it because it's a good look. Where was this the day after? Yeah. How long have you, how far past have we gone by? Yeah, he, um, it's been like three months. I like Will Smith

So I love what I think I'm give a fuck. Yeah, I mean Prinshaw slap the guy I write how bad do you think it hurt his image like taking all the shit a lot? Okay, I don't look at him the same really I I learned do not care well Yeah, I mean I would go to his movie. Yeah. If there was Hitch too, I'm there. Front row. I would love that. That's how King movie said that was good. But this is Chris Rock, like hours after hearing what, or hours after the video came out

that we're, we'll Smith apologize. And this is the same on stage. Did everybody is trying to be a fucking victim? If everybody claims to be a victim, then nobody will hear the real victims. Even me, you can smack by shh, shh, shh,acked by Sugar Smith, I want to work the next day. I got kids Yeah, it didn't it didn't it just was Completely unacceptable anyone who says words words hurt has never been punched in the face Yeah, just to me seems go down a little bit. I want to me just seems you know, yeah a little too late

Oh, I felt like a PR move Chris not ready to talk and reach out and you know, maybe he won't reach out because He's so he needs to arm. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, sometimes you do shit like when you do stuff It's like me lost that relationship. Sorry. Yeah, too much. I mean slept. Yeah, and the one of the biggest stages in the world It was so late. It's a fake. Don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna, yeah. They slapped him and it's like, you're so embarrassing for Chris and it's also like, what he said was even bad and it's like,

bro, he keeps us saying, man, you're with your wife. Like, she's the one that caused all this trauma for you. What do you talk about? He's blaming his childhood and all that shit. I'm like, bro, you made the decision to marry that lady and stick with her. And then Chris Rock makes it,

it was even a good roast. Jay and Joan. Jay and Joan is what at Jay and- He didnick said, it was even a good roast. Jay-Jay Jones. Jay-Jay Jones, what a Jay-Jay. He didn't know she had a jalapiesia. He didn't know that. No one does. That's an excuse. Nobody does.

Doesn't even look like she has. No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not either. I mean, either. I'm not either. I'm not buying any of it. So it's like, And she looks, she couldn't look better with a shaved head. I think she's hottest.

I'm a fucking shaved head. I like her as long hair, but. But it's like, okay, but I think she's hot as fuck in a shaved head. I like her as long hair, but it's like, okay, but I think she looks amazing in that. So it's like the whole thing was you took a shit on the world and you just got to deal with it. I also think it's tough for Will Smith too, right? Because J.T.P. and Smith, I mean, let's be real,

you know, or she was with two-pock, right? Like that was her main love and she still talks about him, post about him. It's disrespectful of her. I agree, I'm saying. I'm like, okay, cool. Like you did it to me. You were 22, like move on. If you're my wife and the mother, my kids,

and you start talking about it, I got like that. Because you're threatened by my celebrity and it has, you have not, you have not become a star. She's a star, but she's not a star. She's not like her, not her. No, she's not. She's not in his area, come. And she resents that. And, she's a star, but she's not a star. I agree. Not like her. She's not, will smith her. Not in his area, and she resents that.

And in my opinion, you've upped your profile by being basically inappropriate about your private life. That's not cool to him. You're saying she's like that? She's just a specbie. I'd be like, hey you, you can get the fuck out of here. You too, go fucking, have I done something? I'd be like, go rub your titties

of two-pock in another house. How about that? Also, you're not gonna be doing this red table talk talking shit about me with my daughter every Friday, my fucking kitchen. That's unbelievable. How about you take this toxic TV show on Facebook and go somewhere and get a set, bitch.

Use in my house, you're doing all this shit. Right. Right. Also, get over two- set bitch. You using my house, doing all this shit. Right, right. Also get over two bucks. You are 20. But for will, like you're living under that shadow all the time and you're will smell. Yeah, do you know what somebody who will do? I'm sure J.D. Pinkett Smith has got a lot of great qualities.

I have no doubt. Maybe most, but there's make no mistake. I've been in this business for 30 fucking years Women like that. I've been around them and man. They're a men just like it. So it's just not a woman man thing But that person is will do whatever it takes for attention and when the attention starts going somewhere else They will do shit that will shock you. That's why you only have one headshot in the household That's what they said, but also let's talk about it. The reason why Wilson is freaked out All right, she has the red table talk where she just talks drags him under the fucking bus every Thursday Whatever day it's just all their shit. He's on their crying stuff. It's

So then also They decided being an open night. She She not only fucked another dude, but brought him on the family vacation to Hawaii. That's outrageous. Well, is that true? Yes, that's true. And you talk about it first of all, if that's your kink, keep that shit to yourself. You talk about that everywhere?

You're out of your fucking mind. I'd lose my mind. Any of kids? All for what? For clicks. For clicks. The show would be a deal break for me. Then you're fucking another dude, bringing Hawaii on family occasion. So that's strike to do we know that perfect

That's I think she expunnel this is able to talk yeah, oh I'm not this isn't are you Are you shitting me you guys don't know about this? I heard about it, but I want to make sure My hear is this bro is not bro? No, no, not at all. Bro news. Are we, are you shitting me? Nobody knows this, is it? Uh, chin, bring it up.

I remember. And also bring up. What's our dude's name, though? Augustus. Augustus. Yeah, I mean, this is, yeah. These are facts. All sorts of wrong.

Keeping came out and even Augustus came out and they bow in the red carpet Sanction to she saying will knew about it. Yeah, yeah, but don't go public about that shit Shut the fuck up. It's everyone's gonna guess to shit. I got hold on will knew about this Yeah, and I don't have any problem look if those guys want to fucking do their thing They've made this relationship work God bless them But you're going fucking public with this. It's embarrassing. But I'll but also infuck the it. You have to do it in Hawaii on the fanfication. Hey honey, it's Thursday. I'll be right back. Let me really banged out by this younger dude. He's a stud too, by the way.

He's all right. But also it's like compared to Will Smith. Yes, the angels tattoo on his neck, dude. So he what is he? He's a singer. Okay. What are you gonna say, buddy? You're gonna say Pranthly? Yeah. Why Atlanta A's or something? The Oakland A's? Okay. Okay. All right. Let's throw it down. Okay. Hold on. Let's not assume. I'm gonna talk about him. Gras if what happened in the world. I have an old nurse. Not I'm addressing this here because it's very important.

So she said something. I guess that got people talking about it. Right? That's what I think it is. But look at it. So, you two were together. Do you know what I'm saying? You two were together. So, that was her main man. But August came out and was like, I sat down with Will and he told me it was okay. We got his blessings.

So, you know, but yeah, but either way, so you get the red table talk, that's a deal breaker. Bring in home boy, your side piece to Hawaii on the family occasion deal breaker. And then, you know, it's just one thing after a fucking of course, Will Smith finally snapped. And you won't shut, then every fucking, whenever two-box anniversary of his death pops up,

you're posting ladders from them that you used to write you know, all this shit? Of course, Will Smith snapped, finally. Now, did he do it in the safest way possible and slap a small Chris Rodg? Sure he did. What do you've done to Jason Mamo, probably not? And the problem is that that is,

he's still responsible for actions, so it doesn't matter what jade Smith did He is responsible for that shit. That was bullshit. So weird And then also think about will Smith thinks think how much shit will has done in his career, right? Think about all the stuff will has done for his image stuff like this and then jade it goes Hamadu read table talk and air out all our dirty laundry Everything and you like whoa, you know, hard I've worked in show business since I was a teenager

to build this fucking platform. And then you're just gonna take it down because you want something to do. Are you shitting me? Yep. Yep. Wow. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Wow. That's 50 cent. Who will Smith?

I'm going to stand there and say. It looks like a very photoshop cover. She did her and I did me. And she said then she said only she can give permission for somebody to blow her back out. Damn. Fuck you. 50. What I do. She can give permission for somebody to blow her back out damn fuck you 50 I'm right 50 is a bit of a troll. Yeah, so I know that's really who said that that was 50 cents 50 cents. Come on, dude Come on, so it's a DM right no from 50 that's 50 to Will Smith This stuff is very old. He's joking around about it though. Fuck you 50 is like no that's dead serious in talking sense

Yeah, but 50 and I don't know why he posted that but That's weird too. All things fucking weird man. Go in public with shit is fucking weird to me But again, did you know right? It was somehow jada now. She's life of the party and If you're will you're like what the fuck how hard I've worked and my reputation is ruined because I slapped Chris Rock. Well, that's not him. That's not him. Agreed, but a lot of it's her. She has to go to ship too.

And the way she looked at him, like, you know, on Thursday, I'm gonna talk shit, right? So he's like, I better slap. She's not gonna take ownership for anything. Nothing. Nothing. Well, they're both still having it. And then the PR team's like, all right, well, say of Alopecia. Like, that's why're both still having a problem. And then the PR team's like, all right, say you have alopecia.

That's why you were so defensive over here. Okay, I guess, what is that? It's where you can't grow here. Okay, that works. They're still together. I personally love Will Smith and he fucked up but love Chris Rock too. So, I don't know.

Yeah, he paid a price. That's where it is. Okay. What a schedule. All right, this is a crazy one. There's this British student, you pay at price. That's where it is. Okay. What a skeptic. All right, this is a crazy one. There's this British student, 20 years old. It's a pretty crazy one. So, they're flying to the Greek islands

and then they all left the helicopter, but this guy came back for whatever reason with his phone and it was the actual back blades. So apparently, the ones on the tail? Yeah, apparently you can't really see them when they're going. So, they said they was walking with his phone and then it just It's right tox head, huh?

Yeah, it's right toxin something like that, but what's up fam? Yeah, it's a very good. We held a cop There were thoughts that maybe he was trying to do a selfie, but then yeah, but the investigation is all time Investigation is just saying that no it, it doesn't. This never happens. No, no, no one runs into a blade of hell. You think you can do all the time. No, no, no, more than a hundred times a day, but it does happen under a hundred times a day. Do this kid fucking just doing this thing on social media and bringing the helicopter

in the way? We're all going. It's on as you go in the fucking weirdest ways. It's just fun. We're not all going and also helicopters. You don't want to go by doing a social media posting, getting your head chopped off by a helicopter blade. We don't know if he was doing that though.

And they're trying to contact his friends, investigators, but all the friends apparently have their phones off. And it's kind of weird. He went with friends. So they're trying to investigate it, but they're getting no help to figure out exactly what happened.

Damn, so he was pushed maybe in there like, let's just not respond to anybody. Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ, man. Pretty crazy. Well, all for a little wind, you know, you're getting close to this thing. It's like, it's also loud. So you've been around all this crap.

You have to be. I'll show you one more. That's pretty crazy. We can't show you the video, but it is in Hong Kong yet. This is, you know those big jumbo screens on stage? Yeah. The big ones. One fell on top of a dancer in Hong Kong.

Killed him? Paralyzed. For now, he's paralyzed, but they're trying to get his nerves to, you know, grow back. But I could not believe how this is just horrific. You can see that about every quadriplegic right? This is in Hong Kong. Try not as nervous to grow. Look at that shit. Oh, no! There's people that are rewind that. you. Go ahead. Get goosh! It looks like a movie, right? It looks like he's dead. How did that not kill? It's out of the way.

Now, for those viewers just listening, it crushes his from his neck up. It's like chest neck up. Oh. Fuck, that's terrible. Yeah. Oh! Then that one hit the other guy.

Fuck, that sucks. Fuck. Yeah., then that one had the other guy. That sucks. Yeah That wasn't saying to watch everybody Jesus Christ hopefully be better about securing fucking your dumb screens Although with them see it all the time that happens all the time that you catch Ray happens all the time. Oh does happens all the time. I mean that one it's just That's one division. God dog. You know what that's like final destination movie shit You know my neighbor one time head cancer and her head was shaved. She had a she had her I didn't know where she had it. She was wrapped. And my other neighbor knew her.

And I said, same thing I go, damn man, it's so terrible. And he just went, he's got one of his voices older, he goes, people beat it all the time. They beat it all the time. I was like, they don't though. See? We can't say that. They do though. Cancer?

More people we cancer than get hit by helicopter I guess they beat all the way I like that you do we have a real real big problem anybody goes You'll figure it out manual what I'm a bit about that's the that your advice You got this no, no, no, no, no, actually, I don't. That's why I'm in tears trying to figure this out. Oh, hey, bro, come on. You got this man. You always figure it out. Don't worry about it. It's gonna work out. No, I don't figure it out and this is a big issue. I say it all the time. I have a whole joke about it. I use the universe. Trust the universe. God is good. It's gonna work out. God is good. That does nothing for me. It's a big bit. No. See, oh, you forgot. I have kids. I have to provide and protect.

Yes. But that's not how it works. It can go very bad. It can go worse than you imagine. But also, dude, tough times don't last. Tough people do. Excuse me. Ah, thanks a lot, Dr. No help. I call those people, Dr. No help. However, I did hear her. I heard a Muslim scholar say, However I did hear her in there. I heard a Muslim scholar say oh this is what you do when shit's going bad Alhamdulillah meaning thank you. Thank you God because It could always be way worse. He said the two things to the patience gratitude Patience and gratitude this doesn't matter what hard to do you know what I'd rather you say ah you figure out then tell me that Harder to do. You know what? I'd rather you say, ah, you figure out, then tell me that.

Harder to do. The guy with the helicopter head, right? Could be worse. Could be worse. Ah, well. Well, the guy with the thingthalarm could be worse. Could be, ah, well. Really?

What's worse than this, dude? I can't move now. I just be dancing. Could be raining. Could be raining. This could have fell in you, and it could be raining. So you see what I'm saying? Well, horrible advice.

Also, that does. Also, nothing. Sometimes, did you ever see the you see what I'm saying? Well, horrible advice. Also, that does also nothing. Sometimes, did you ever see the fucking, what's it called, the sea inside with Javier Bardem? Yeah. Well, sir, it's a story about a guy who dives off a cliff becomes completely paralyzed, can't move, and he's like this. He's only ahead, and they have to rotate him and stuff,

and he lives in a room And I was like this is not the movie. I don't care how inspired I am watching it Because you know happens in the end you basically die, so I'm not interested in that What else you got? Mark what do you got Marcus? Okay, what's Try to play some of these What is it? cool video Cool video.

Cool video, I guess I've never seen. Patience, everybody. Everybody. For your safety, I strongly suggest you do the same. Get all your friends around, call every friend you have right now, all of them. Bike mode for a party, when they all turn up, pull out sparkling water, pull it all out. See everyone, let's have a glass of water together.

Water can't hurt anybody. We're all probably dehydrated anyway. What's the worst water can do? Everyone let's have a nice glass of water and everyone's going to drink it. When you see that one dude, oh, there's bubbles. Never speak to him again. Yeah. We play it from the one time we're excited.

He's fucking hilarious this guy. Yeah, he's blowing up, right? He's like a pro champion kickboxer. Yeah, I think time. We're excited. He's fucking hilarious this guy. Yeah, he's blowing up right on the first champion kickboxer Yeah, I think so fucking love him I love this guy because for your safety Strongly suggest you do the same get all your friends around call every friend you have right now All of them bike mode for a party when they all turn off Parties sparkly pull it all out. See everyone, let's have a glass of water together. Water can't hurt anybody.

We're all probably dehydrated anyway. What's the worst water can do? Everyone let's have a nice glass of water and everyone's going to drink it. When you see that one dude, oh, there's bubbles. Never speak to him again. He's so funny too. He's got a great sense of humor, man. He's a great sense of humor and he's also like this alpha male

who just has no censorship. A best. Which we don't see at all these. It's not a lot of truth. Which we don't see at all these days. Drops a lot of truth. What's crazy Tim about? Yeah, this is what he clipped from his podcast.

And I thought it was relevant to our conversation today. Tim's a funny guy. Dude, it's built a luxury compound in Austin, Texas, where every single house has its own podcast studio and comedy club. Every house. So every like 15,000 square foot house has a comedy club in it where rich psychopath can pretend to be comedian.

Why not? So he's talking about these massive developments and how they like will trick you to invest in these huge like you know, crazy developments like oh Leo, they give Leo, you know, Decaprio house and then they're like take a picture of him at the corner store like Leo lives here. Yeah. Don't you billionaires want to live here and then these huge developments. Yeah. It's like why haven't we done this in Austin and then that was this tape.

Yeah. Yep. So there was another death in the bodybuilding community yesterday. This guy better known. Oh, I remember this guy. He passed away at the age of 55. Have you seen him, Brian? You put oil on his biceps and muscles like oil.

This is really posted about him just a couple days ago. Saying he isn't planning on stopping and injecting synth all any time soon. If you Google the word synthol on Google images, his picture is literally the first thing that comes up. Now while this is sad, it's another cautionary tale. You gotta be careful what you put in your body. So just remember that. No, no, no, you remember?

I don't need cautionary tale to tell me that he had body just more for sure, right? Yeah. To put synthol on his body, sad take on it would be he couldn't afford other things and that was his way of getting big Yeah, and he had some sort of body just more feel something wrong with him He was a little bit let's say but but body just morphed and also broke so you could put you know that stuff in them

Let me kick it's the first ever reaction video to the Joe Rogan and Future-fitting podcast because Joe Rogan is talking about networking. And nobody, and I mean nobody, attacks the king with impunity. Ha ha ha ha. Except maybe Joe Rogan, but then doesn't mean I have to take it laying down. Let's watch and react to this next clip.

Do you know how rare it is to have a physique like that and not be on steroids? You'd have to be in the 0,000. 0.1% of the human population. So you're saying there's a chance. I love it. See, but that's my thing too. I think he's great.

I'll say steroids a lot of times, but I'm telling you, I've seen some guys who are just fucking free. Yeah, that's great. I don't care if he got steroids. He's awesome. Oh, I've seen some guys who are just fucking the freak. Yeah, that's great I don't care if you guys are as he's awesome. Oh, I don't care. I love it. I also don't know. I literally don't know I'm not even interested. I wouldn't even ask him. I don't give a fuck. But also when Rogan says oh oh oh 1% I I don't know I've seen it man. I've seen it every team I've been on there's that guy here. What the fuck? Well look at the clock.

Clock, so many guys though. I would say that there are body, there are body, you can look at certain bodies. And you know, if you've seen pictures of him young, like he just is physique, like he was jacked. Can I say on the two opposite sides of the genetic spectrum, you could have the worst genetics for putting on muscle and take 10 years of

high doses and still not be as muscular as somebody who's on the opposite end who's never taking anything. So there isn't like, you know, there's an overlap of all everything in between. Well, I think there's a, you know, there's misinformation as far as steroids go. It's like, you know, people look at the rock or you look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. You've seen Arnold or the rock when they're 14. I mean, the just the framework they're working on, they're already frees.

And steroids might help them 10 or 15% frees too. But you can't, you can't, if you're on that end, that low end of the genetic spectrum, putting on muscle mass and even just the aesthetic, because part of what we like Arnold is, his arms are a certain length and his waist is a certain size He's always been that way. Yeah, you're never a kid. You can take every having every time it's like Tim Teebo

I'm telling Tim as I fucked I would see the way he'd work out and if I would assume if you just filmed his workouts and people like There's no way somebody can work out that hard and not be on steroids like no, I've seen it. Yeah, Tim Teebo Yeah, I mean now he's a freak You know arguably the best college football player of all time. So yeah, he's an outlier, but I'm telling you if there's guys. But there are also guys in Kennedy. There are also guys in baseball. There are also guys who are like bodybuilders who would be 40 pounds lighter if they weren't taking steroids, right? So even if they have a frame,

the steroids will put, and you can look at the Yankees in the 90s, I don't get what fuck anybody says, Jason, Jambi, and all those guys. They were 40 pounds, Barry bonds, 40 pounds, 50 pounds heavier than they would normally be. And that's also doing it right too, because a lot of people do it extremely haphazardly,

and you end up worse off than you started, because you do it for a few weeks, and then you stop, you don't take the right thing. So, that's systematic. With everything all those guys mentioned are high, high elite athletes. That's the other thing, they're also not must. They're also not starting from ground.

Correct, and they also can put muscle on. They're genetic. Yeah, so those steroids, Joe. And then also, it's like for the lineup. Ooh, that's right. That's exactly right. That's something people never forget about. Because a lot of times they say,

well, this is Sammy Sosa, he was also 19 and he wasn't lifting weights. You take a guy like that and now he's 25 and he's been lifting weights and eating and stuff. He's already gonna blow up. He's already gonna be super monkey. I think we're gonna have to like 280 pounds. So I'm like that.

Not that big, but I'm too full. He was not. He was not big enough. Oh man, no, no, no, 270 in it. I mean, every bit you're 70. Every, two six, six, seven. Not a big enough. Oh man, no, no, no, two 70, I mean, two 70, every bit, every bit of 70, yeah, yeah. But he was talking about, yeah, his form just showed it up, but you'd see like, just like,

he was Paul Bunyan with a bat. He's a freak, but also, he's big dude, man. Big, big fucking dude. Yeah, what else you got? Very big guy. Okay, so this is from Uribe from derived favors new fight league, I guess Sun fight oh shit Look at that. Did they stop the fight? No, they didn't they let them go eventually they stopped it, right? Yeah, they did

Holy shit. What does that feel like? I'm not broke my nose that bad in the middle of the fight, but they should definitely stop it because the guys getting paid $600, right? So it's like, if it's a title fight, yeah, let them do a thing, but that, you gotta stop it. This is state again. This is my boy Tate. I'm not talking to people because they were tired a lot.

They're always wanting that. I'm like bro, why are you always napping? To know him, just tired. Well then you're just a low energy, lethargic idiot. Who It was just a nap. No, it's not just a nap. All of us other men are up and we have things to do. Even if we are tired, we're not gonna mention it. We're just gonna continue to function. None of these people are around. We're not gonna mention it. Strap over napping. You can't pull the strap if you're having a heart attack. Yeah, tough it off.

What? These are layers. You can't pull the strap up. Hey, I'll be honest with it. I'm never related more. I can't Stand when somebody has taken that that's what I thought it would be like I can bread of the hates I'm a big fat shot it down for 20 minutes I can't stand when you're like the middle then like I'm seeing a ticket app like yeah, it is chewing the after yeah What are you from what from what have you been doing? Yeah. If I don't need an app, what do you need an app?

If I've slept my seven hours, I'm good. If I've slept less than that, I'm like, and I gotta show that night, I'll shut it down for about 20 minutes. Okay, yeah, if I don't sleep well or something, and I'm with everybody, we're doing nothing. But if that's a joke, I don't tell people about it though. I'm not, I had a great time.

I don't wanna hear about it. I never said that. My dad here, older, get it. And you know know, he's not he's been around his grandkids. So he's chasing them A nap at 11 which I was like, hmm, you just okay? You woke up at 8 o'clock, okay? And that bet four o'clock. Well, aren't you gonna go to bed like eight? Here's how I take two naps Man, yeah, and then I I don't know what it is. It's triggering when my girl, I'll come in and she's real tired.

What's wrong with you? She said, I'm just tired. You're tired? When people tell me I'm tired there, it's so true, I'm like you're tired. Um, okay, so, but you're not like this, because you're tired? And she's like, yeah, I'm just tired.

All right, cool. There's nothing more triggering. Why? I don't know. It drives me nuts. It drives, when people tell me I'm tired there, I'm like, what? Excuse me? I would separate know. It drives me nuts. When people tell me I'm tired there, I'm like, what? Excuse me?

I would sub right in six weeks, bitch. You're tired? Have I said anything? I suffer from major stuff. Have I said anything? Take a stimulant. There's so many things you need. Take out her all right now.

Anything. Okay, here's another take. This is gonna be take happy tonight. He's He's He had jada on his podcast. I Shave my head. I could have hair. I deliberately try and have no hair. Why are you going to hear you're a chick? Nothing to say

Dang wills fault whole world just likes you jada even like the normies fair enough the people outside the matrix like me We understand who the good guys and the bad guys are but when the normies know you're the bad guy. You're really messing up This guy is fucking fucking hilarious I like that. I'm thinking he actually got nobody like you. Was he a K1 fighter? What was I know his world champion stud? Yeah, it's so funny. He's all he's all when the he was when the guys outside the metric like me Don't like he was but when the normies This is take again. Yeah boy car right you crashed it well I fucked up on a pay this off I know good to work. I'll get another job

Man, I'm sorry Bitch crashed your car. Well, it wasn't even my fault that guy came out of nowhere I don't even know You have loads of cars and just buy a new one and I can't afford it And then and if you get too tough to her, look you better fucking pay. She's just gonna block you and fuck some other guy You crashed your boy crashed the car. It's so true. Guys, like, dude, I'm fighting.

See, come, I fucked up. Don't worry, I'll pay you back. Yeah, he's right. Girls are like, well, you know. Remember when Lex fucked up my car? No, my God. He hit a motorcycle or something like that? So my manager let, he's been my manager since five.

How many years now? When I started friend? He's been on manager for 11, 12 years forever, forever since the U.S.C. is my manager now in entertainment. Forever. He's been one of the most loyal guy in my team for forever. Great guy. He works, does all the deals for me today. Lex has bad vision. Lex is legally blind. At the time he's had lacy now, but he was, no, I'm not blind Mark, I'm not trying to be exact.

Dude, blind him, both eyes, legally blind, can't see. You're a good see. Dude, bro, when Anson Silva knocked out, when he knocked out Beatur Belford with the front kick, the front kick, we're cage side. UFC gave me cage side to his. He said next to me, not got yo, that's the best night I ever ever seen. He goes what happened

He's looking happy the cage. I go well. I go excuse me is to tell me what happened Dude you use your fucking eyes. He goes I came see in there. I'm like and you use the ticket So this is the guy Dude listen to this boy. He comes here and he didn't have a car Brian goes oh Dude, listen to this boy, he comes here and he didn't have a car, Brian goes, oh, Brian had a new Pissada, a Volkswagen? Yeah. And Brian goes, oh, you just take my car,

oh, B, don't do that, don't give me a car. Brian goes, no, it'll be fine, dude, he can't see. Brian goes, no, it'll be fine. An hour later? He ran over a guy on a motorcycle. He ran over a guy on a motorcycle and ruined Brian's car. Ooh, the guy was fine, the guy like he felt so bad. He felt so bad.

He felt so bad, he didn't even had to tell me. Like it was like so hard for him because he's such a standup guy. And of course I was like, I don't give a fuck as long as you're okay. And the guy on the motorcycle is okay. That's what matters. It's a fucking car.

But it was just so funny man. He paid for it and everything. He's like, he's the marine like, I'm a marine. So are you just struggling with like accepting the fact that he can't see it? No, no, I think he probably made from being a veteran, maybe.

I forget what happened. It was icy. It's some condition with the retinas, but he's at surgery now. So now his division's perfect. Oh, nice. Back then, when I went to Brazil to do promo before I fought in Oguera, this Brazilian takes on this hike on this mountain.

When we started in the morning, and that night where at dinner dinner they this home cook dinner and like this cool like little hut in the favelas His family's cooking for some best food. I've ever had everyone so sweet sitting on the ground The their floors are dirt. We're sitting on the ground and he goes Fellas tomorrow. I'm gonna take you on the hike. We do it's very challenging And we start at 7 a.m. So make sure you guys get rest tonight and I go 7 a.m. Can we do it like 10 or so many areas? We can't because Once the night comes that mountain's not safe. I go like Jaguars and he's like

I felt stupid and he's like people. He's like it's not safe We have to get up and down by before the sun falls if the sun falls you're gonna Mean some trouble. He's like it everybody knows that around here So just give some time to try and take around four to five hours hike this mountain So we'll start early might take longer to depend how fast we move We show up the next morning. Everyone's right go. I got my shoes tied on tight I'm not making stuff this dude tall Brazil. I'm six four six five black belt in jiu-jitsu He's in a sunda right sing up bigunda, you can see, just see this big fucking Ocai fucking dick, right? And this thing, no shoes.

Hiking up a fucking mountain, right? Stuck. So we're going, it's jungle, some other fucking monsters from the U.C. We're going and he got in Lexus, you know, Lexus rotont. Well, he's a big strong guy. Very strong. Yeah. But anyways, you know, Lex is rotont. He's a big strong guy. Very strong. But anyways, you know, he's not in shape. He's rotont, dude.

We're going up the mat. Not fat. Barrel chested. He has some extra weight, but he's big. You wouldn't say he's in shape, is what I'm trying to say. So, so he's, we're going up the mat and it's like, we're two hours in, Lex's falling way behind. And I Brazilian goes, he's running cat talker. I go, what's up? He goes, we're not going to make it if we're two hours in and the lights fall away behind and I Brazilian goes hey, Brandy can I talk to you? I go it's up.

He goes we're not going to make it if we're waiting for Lex. So can we say something or can we try and motivate him because we're not gonna make it? I'm telling you dude. I can't emphasize it up. We have to get out. It's started to scare me as I'm telling you. We have to get going before the sun comes down like holy shit. So he goes, maybe you know him best.

You go talk to him. So go out there. Hey Lex dude. The whole group like we'd be way further, but we're kind of pacing ourselves with you and he goes, Amigo, go on without me. I'll be fine. I do. He's saying, if you don't get down by sundown, we're fucked. Lex goes, Amigo, I'm telling you, I'll make it. I'll be fine before sundown. We're like, okay, and I go, he said, go on, he was really, and he was, dude, I'm, make sure he's down for sundown. He's a Marine. he'll figure it out, dude.

If not, he can just turn around. And so I go, hey, Lex, if you want, just turn around and we're gonna be fine after we're here. He goes, I got it, go. I'm gonna keep going though. We go, takes us five hours. We barely make it by Sunday. Lex goes missing for two nights.

Two nights. Two nights. Holy shit. Two nights. What happened? They sent out a shit, two nights. What happened? They sent out a search crew, everything. What happened? Oh, I'm glad you asked.

Well, what happened is it got so dangerous. He, it was like eight o'clock at night, pitch black in the Brazilian forest, dude. He can't see, and he can't see, brunt. He'd brunt. He can't see, anyway. So he's trying to figure his way out. He sees a little hut.

There's a fire in there, whatever he goes in there. And lady grabbing his water, you doing? Get in here, barely spoke English. Proud him in there. He stayed with them, they fed his big ass. He's just like, yeah, it's chill, man. I'm like, we thought he died. Of course.

I was like, oh, Lex died. Yeah, Lex died. He died, oh wait. On some mountain. Two days later. Amigo, you're alive, that yeah, some Brazilian family took me in, bro. He's great food, slept great.

Awesome. Yeah. Went to the waterfall, like dude. Went to the waterfall. We thought you were dead. No, Amigo, still here. He always says Amigo. Amigo, still here.

Fuck yeah, dude. That's insane. So much. Have you been to back to Brazil since? No great great place though I mean that play amazing play. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you've seen this one before but Well, these guys got to rob them leave the car and he pushes it over These guys got to rob them, leave the car and he pushes it over. Oh, the shoot. Oh, f**k.

Shoot. They've gunned. Because that's not a little, you know, there's a long way to go before you get on that freeway. And they're just lighting them up. Do you think you do the same thing in that sense? 100%. Let me see this again. I'm going.

Now the problem is if you're not in a big car you meet you're mean trouble If you're the Ferrari or the Porsche it's so low you're not gonna. Yeah, he's lucky enough whatever truck is he's in a truck or SUV God there it was just wanted to murder it. There's all clip in the fucking looks like they're trying to kill him Yeah, more than just a car jacking. That seems more than a robbery. Or maybe they're... And that dude must have known, right? He's like, if I don't do this right now, I'm gonna get murdered. Right, man. Yeah, they were gonna rob me and probably kill him.

Jesus Christ. This collector's, rob collectors. I'm sorry, I just can't do this. I'm sorry, I just can't do this. I just can't run over by the truck. That would have been good. I don't know if they caught those guys. I mean, the car's damaged, so they'll get the license plate

and all that stuff. Anything? Yeah. And you could get the license plate on that stuff. Anything? And you could get the license before he pulls up. That's cool. I don't know where they don't look like they're in America, right? They just reported missing. Yeah. So the last thing I had, Brian, I don't think you'd seen Mike Allstuff play, Brendan has this new jersey.

So Mitch Rihon, right, he did Futre, I gave him shoes. And he's like, you're a big mic Allstuff fan, right? And Matt played with my call-star. Like, you know, Matt knows my call-star because they want to produce together. He's like, he's my boy. And he's like, I'm gonna get you a signed jersey. Everyone tells me all sorts of stuff. I'm like, okay, dude. You said that like three months ago, and then it went right companion. He got there and before I get in, I go, where the fuck's my jersey is? I was gonna wait, you son of a bitch, but here it is and fucking.

Got these one, man. Well then this is their old school, old school, Tampa Bay, Buckingass. Yeah. Mike Allstad. And so also, Wow. The dope.

The guy who made him famous with the boom. Chris, yeah. Pyraman? Chris Burman. Chris Burman. Wow the guy who made him famous with the boom Chris. Yeah Beerman. Yeah Chris Burman. Go on. Whoop whoop whoop whoop And me and my younger brother were obsessed with Michael also we were as Jersey every young like white kid What saves the white running back from yes boom Boom I'll stop once again and just run. Boom! Oh, house. That might have been champion. That might have been champion. That might have been champion.

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Link there that gave a little bit about his story if you're a sticky barber was getting into acting and stuff Yeah, but he really was getting into it. I don't know what happened to him. Well, he had a job No, no, he's an analyst. Oh, he went down that road. road, yeah. He was a podcast, does the analyst work for NFL? Okay. Yeah. He like had a major job with like Fox NFL, yeah. Yeah, he's great. He's probably like, fuck acting.

I'm gonna take all the money and do, they make so much money. They do? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, if you're a big time analyst. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you, you, you, he probably made a lot

of money in his career, right? What'd you say? Yeah, he can. Yeah. Yeah, he had a, a twin brother who also played cornerback. Yeah. Yeah. Ron Daybarr.

Yeah, Ron Day. That's right. That's why I saw it, yeah. 93 million, okay? Not bad. I mean, he was such a baller. Wow. Yeah.

He's a big time player, man. Big time player. Wow. His brother's fucking salt, too. There's one more clip on my golf set, any interest in seeing it? What is it? It's like, it's a short that covers a little bit more

of his life, but it's like a minute long. That's okay. We probably won't be able to play it. Yeah, that's on YouTube, I wish. But I'm sure they're saying passion for my golf set, as you do. Oh my god, he was good. It's being a passion. I'm in Baltimore this Thursday Friday Saturday

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