The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 821: Magic Mushies and Mayhem at Magoobys

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

The boys both unpack their surprisingly eventful weekends with Bryan reflecting on his mind expanding spiritual ceremony and Brendan detailing the chaos that erupted at his Saturday late show in Baltimore. They also discuss their experiences with therapy, Bryan's potential mid life crisis red flags, getting roasted at Korean nail salons, Brendan's scary Brown Widow encounter, the implications of LeBron's aspirations to play with his son, the latest Brittney Griner Russia update, and react to Andrew Tate accusing The Rock of stealing his material, breaking down why cats suck, describing why speeding tickets offend him, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

This is really the fight on the kid. We're out. All right, I like the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses, Jim. I like them a lot. I'm I like them. I like the tattoo on your off. You look dangerous, Jim. The tattoo is awesome on your left. The tattoo, too. The tattoo. How you doing, Daddy? I'm good. How was Baltimore? You know what Baltimore was, it's one of my favorite cities. It's, I said it's still crap. I said Baltimore is like Atlanta and Philadelphia had a baby.

And that's Baltimore. And we stayed in the Laurel Harbor area, which is beautiful. It's right by the water. And they have the new hotel, there's the pantry, which is my favorite hotel. It's where I stay and sing. There you go. So we stayed the pantry, it's amazing. Yeah, amazing. Now, before I go to Baltimore,

I've never been, there's one of the few cities I've never performed in, so I hit up all my comedy buddies. You know, the who's who, hey, what's Baltimore like? Some say it's great, some say it's bad, but across the board, most of them, these are big time headliners, go, roughest crowds in the nation, roughest crowds.

I go rough for them Boston. Oh yeah, rough for them Boston, New York, Philly, do be ready. So I went in like, oh, here we go. Thursday show packed, no issues at all. I'm like, how are they talking about? Friday bull shows, great crowds, no issues at all. Saturday early, I'm like, this isn't, Gary to bring the video up, kid. Saturday early, I mean, no issues at all. Saturday, early, I'm like, this isn't,

get ready to bring the video up, kid. Saturday, early, I mean, no problems at all. And I go back to Greenwall, like, what is it we want to talk about? These aren't rough crowds. I've had a way rough of time in, freaking, in New York or Boston, even filling a little dicey for you, you know?

Or even laugh at you some nights, or you know, can you wear that comedy store some nights? Sure. No problems at all. nights, but you know, you should calm you store some nights. Sure. No problem at all. Saturday late pack. Pack most energy. They have energy. Trinkin'.

They're drinking. Out of booze. So the way the club is set up and you've been there, Brian. We talked about this. It's almost like a mini theater. It's like a lyric. So there's a shack. It's like a calcium.

Yeah, there's like one main state, like main area where the fans sit and then it's it's tired Yeah, I got many so you're at the bottom the seal on this hot. Yes So our opener go just an open it just now open it open it and he's like man There's just coupled to the right man around the second tier. They won't shut the fuck up So the this other kid Connor who's a Philly comic I give him time ago Hey, dude, make sure you address it so they don't create problems for me and David. He goes, I got you, I got you.

He's newer, kind of aggressive, but then address it the way you need to. You gotta be pretty strict with him. So David goes, I got this. Well David's a professional roaster, right? He got his fame on Killtony, and that's what he does. He likes people up, and he's on a roast battle show.

So whenever someone heckles David, we all come out of the green room because you're, oh, this is gonna be good. Turn your cameras on. So David says something about how dangerous Baltimore is and how shitty it is. She stands up, they've been talking the entire show. Everyone's sick of it.

Even the fans keep telling them to shut the fuck up. She says, David goes, yeah, Baltimore and Baltimore how shitty, the crime. She goes, it's better in LA mother fucker loud David goes, excuse me She keeps yelling and he goes, you really want to do this bitch? She just bring it Well David for I'd say 15 minutes straight Here you go stand up so we can see the ass that you don't have. Turn around.

Here's I'm going to bet you got open toes sandals on you, done lighting them up. Lighting up, the husband's big dude saying nothing. And he goes, dude, how, why are you not saying anything? It starts lighting the husband up. But he's looking over the left stage and I can, it's gone too much. And I'm going like this, they're cutting it,

you've done it, they're dead. Don't kick a horse while it's down, because it makes it tough for me The security comes to kick him out. They goes no, no leave them. I'm gonna keep going goes another five minutes like I damn it, dude But does this thing I come on stage. They're still a little chatty, but not too bad I can still get through I'm like, ah whatever I'll get through this great crowd Then I hear shut the fuck up shut up

And then I see the guy throwing things at this guy below him stone things stone Kit Kat bars King size because it's too many for just one bar. There's gonna be a fight so oh fight. Excuse me sir fight I've seen fights in crowds sure and you've seen that young gentleman the younger gentlemen He's I don't know mid 30s the guy that's, it has to be at least late 40s, 50s. But dude, shit, a big, and bigger than this guy. But he's throwing at this guy who looks like, I can't, he looks like a, a, a, The guy who was talking. The guy who was talking was throwing things at the other guy who was throwing shut the fuck up.

So, the guy who was talking, the girl is throwing it. Yeah, it's gonna shut up. Fuck you, do something, do something. Finally, hit something, hit something like the back of the neck. And I can track it, I see him climb the fucking rafter, jump up and Troy Brad Pitt's style in the face. Boom, all crowds, oh, everyone's looking. Who hit who?

The Jersey Shore guy, the young guy who's getting the kick-ass thrown at him. Who's telling them to be quiet? Cause they're such a disturbance. So he climbs the rafters, doesn't kick-ass thrown at him, who's telling them to be quiet, because they're such a disturbance. So he climbs the rafters, doesn't just walk up and hit him. The good guy. The good jumps, those are fucking Anthony Patis, Ben Henderson, Superman Punch,

the boom, rocks him. That old guy shoot the muds of wrestling in the middle school, shoots a shitty double egg. Jersey Shore, for some reason shirt pops up, pretty shredded. The shirt just goes flying, not mad at it. That's a good idea. Guys shoots for a shitty double egg.

We're all watching this, you can't, I mean, straight up. He sprawls beatin' his ass. Beatin' his ass. While all this is ensuing, so the guy who was talking this whole time is getting his ass here. He's getting his ass up. And everyone's clapping, everyone's like, thank God.

Yeah. While this is going on, some young gentleman, the kind of mid front row, stands up and shouts as loud as he can. Twist his dick off! Oh, my God! And in my head, I mark a year old. Well, that's gold.

That's gold. As soon as this stops, I'm coming back to that. That's right. Security finally gets them. Good comedy. It kicks them out. And then the crowd, like, can we all sit on those crazy boba? And then I go, hold on, hold on.

Can we just address, who over here in the midst of this fight shouted, twist his dick off and he's like, right here. And then I was just riffin' on twistin' his dick off. That's right. They kick that guy out.

They kick all the amount. They kick him out. They kicked all the map. They kicked him out. And so as I'm gonna say to my head, it hits me, I go, hold on, hold on. Cause I see all the tables, the two tables empty. And I go, where's the guy who defended us? And the fans, like, yeah, where's the guy?

I go, I tell Mark and my brother, I'm like, go find him, get him back in here. And I think he's got him, like, go find him. Five, seven minutes later, he walks in. I go, yeah, I bring him on stage. I'm like, what happened, dude? Why don't you shirt pop off? You think the guy ripped it off.

And he's just like, he wouldn't check the fuck up. He kept on kick out that, man. And I was like, here's the MVP, dude. I said, did you twist his dick off? But when he walk in, and so he goes, what, back, and I go, hold up, who's that, his buddy? 68, giant white guy. 68.

Now you'll hold on. How you hold on? You look like Shaqille and Neil and white face. Oh, dude, how did you not do anything? You're massive. How many of you as I, he's like real quiet. So Mark gets interviews with everybody back, stay afterwards.

A big guy, I won't say he was a big guy. Now I'm probation, man, I don't need this shit. I don't be on video, man, I don't need any of this. He was like, can't do anything. Smart, smart. Wow. Do you have that video, kid? Yeah.

Oh, I gotta watch this. I gotta watch this. No, but now to be fair to Baltimore and Goobies and the owners there, every, every result, some of the best crafts I've had, everything was all that, well, man. Yeah. Except for this one more on.

I think must've been on drugs or something. You should've got to say what a restaurant I am. Let me pause this real quick on. I love this. I love this. So my team comes run out with their cameras. They missed, they're not run out with the cameras they missed The sheet right now Not a book this is the end of him light them the fuck up

After you destroy by David Lucas after you destroy what they would lose That's the guy who threw the super amp punch back out right here That's the shot it rip his dick off He's staying himself with you. I'm so sorry. I thought I was a nut. That task was quite something I held. I really didn't want to hurt her. On screen. Brad is taking twisty. Taking twisty.

Oh my god, dude. What the fuck? You're gonna see Shrewd being loved. He's been waiting for this moment. He's been tired a lot. Go time it. What a toast that day like you've never seen. They were talking on my tits. I had a try to ignore it. I tried to be cool, but I didn't try to be cool.

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He's a thick kid. Yes, thick kid. Yeah, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. He brought Twizzlers Day. He's a thick kid. Yes, thick kid Great job, Brandon There'll be years six eight That's a big fella This is good shit, man. This is a good shit. I'm going to leave. They won't let them stay. Please sit down.

We'll still be starting to get a little bit of a deal. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. So they were gonna leave, they went and let him stay.

Please sit down, we're gonna pop please. Woo! You got big that fucking guy. It's a giant man. That's great. Off and bottom. I'm gonna fucking bottom where I'm hit. And that was the crab guy. That's so. Often boughtable. I'm gonna fucking bought more of the kids. And that was the crab guy.

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That's incredible as your weekend buddy my weekend my weekend was interesting daddy went on a little Shroom Tech little little I did a little shroom tech. I did I Did a I did a mushroom ceremony. And now tell me, before you lay down what happened, what is a mushroom ceremony? So a bunch of people smell like comments, do you get that? No, no, no, I am, I am now a psychedelic.

Oh God, come here. No, no, no. Yes, I am. And I'm gonna go down the rabbit hole. Now here's what you do it again. Oh, I'm going no, no, no. Yes, I am. And I'm gonna go down the rabbit hole. Now here's what we can do it again. Oh, I'm going deep. Oh, well. Because here's the thing.

I think that whenever I have done mushrooms, but especially this time, I always want something positive comes out of it because I feel like I'm pushed closer to the truth. I know it sounds weird, but I think what mushrooms do is they bring to the surface your subconscious and the things you're hiding from, things you don't want to face, the things that you don't like about yourself. And if you're not careful, see I don't do drugs. I'm not a drinker

as you know. I'm not a drug guy as you know. I don't know much about psychedelics. I've done just mushrooms and looking back on it when I was in college in my early 20s. I did like probably two, a gram, a gram. Which is like, what's a healthy dose? A gram is where you stare at a water fountain. You're like, that's a beautiful water fountain. But what's like a dose, a typical dose,

like average dose at a ceremony? I've got about a gram, but I went, now hold on. I went three grams. I was with a really great group of people that were seasoned trippers. Everybody's in sandals, I assume. No, not really. You'd be surprised, but they are,

they are, nah, I got it, right? And so, I, so, and I'm gonna tell you why people are this way with mushrooms. You better respect the power of psychedelics and mushrooms and people are listening, no one I'm talking about. It's a little bit like respect the sea. If you don't respect the sea,

you're gonna get swallowed by the fucking sea. Respect the mountain. Miss respect the mountain, bro. So I did three grams, which is a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. I was gonna just chime in to my perspective on dosing because second thoughts are highly dose dependent.

So there's this idea of like I took mushrooms. It matters so much how much you take. A micro dose might be 0.2 to 0.3 grams. And you'll I all feel that. It'll enhance your mood and it'll make colors more saturated, right? So that's 20 times that and I would put that equivalent of like a gram. You're feeling it, right? Feeling it. Two to three drinks. Taking six grams is like taking like your poop out. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. How did you consume three grams? How did you eat them? It's a delicious brownie.

With, by the way, these people are heavily been involved for years in the therapy space. They're licensed. And then there's other stuff. Yeah, I do like a bunch of hidden things. No, no, these are real professionals. People with your best interests in mind. Yeah.

And so, and so, I know Mike Tyson did it. I know Jordan Peterson did it. I know Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. It's a big thing right now. Like, so it's, uh, it's relevant because Aaron Rodgers does. And I had a long talk with Aubrey Marcus about that because Aubrey and Aaron are very close

and Aubrey is the one who kind of prevent that gateway. Um, Steve Jobs, um, a lot of people in Silicon Valley that I know that have become very, very successful and credit a lot of their sort Silicon Valley that I know that have become very, very successful and credit a lot of their sort of like outside the box thinking to psychedelics. So I've been reading about this and I've been, you know, but again, I'm not a drug guy, but I have to, when enough people I admire who are way smarter than me are talking about it, I go, there's got to be something. Yeah, dip your toe in. There it is. Make sure it's in to the tube, but whatever. Right. He did. Yeah. Yeah. Well,. There it is. Let me try a little. That's into the tube, but whatever. Right.

He did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, the CIA experiment with LSD for a long time. So I do, I go, I go three grams deep. Are you nervous or are you like, was your ego like that? I was, I was like, yeah, give me three. I was nervous.

Yeah. And, but I did it. Now, it's really important that you enter these kinds of things in the right state of the world. You'll be comfortable, right? Yeah, don't have like unfinished business fight. Don't be in a middle of a fight with somebody in your family. Don't be, you know, you gotta have a good state of mind

because what's gonna happen, bro, is it's gonna accentuate and you're gonna face it. 100%. And whatever's bugging you that you don't even know about is gonna come to the surface. Whatever trauma you have is gonna come. But at three fucking grams, dude, I'm telling you now, how long did it take to kick in, though?

For me, for me, they say about 40 minutes. For me, it was 10 minutes. Oh, wow. Okay, I had needin'. I don't know what it was like. Empty stomach. Yeah, bro. The ground started to move.

It started to shift. I was like, oh shit. You're like, here we go. Now, I'm trying, in the beginning You're like, here we go. Now I'm trying in the beginning, there are about eight people there. I'm trying not to shit my pants. Oh, you have to shit my pants. Yes, a shit.

I'm trying not to shit my pants. Literally. And I'm trying not to throw up. And are you outside B? Where's this at? I'm inside. It's like in a building. Yes, it's in the house.

It's in the home. What did you notice in your brain? Like, what was it because people said, you started to notice that that do you have any subjective experience of I felt good, I felt bad, I felt this. So at first I thought, oh boy, I don't know how to handle this because I'm seeing shapes in the ground move. You're a little scared.

You know in the movies when they show you what a trip is, a kaleidoscope, that's where I start to see. A little bit like DMT, but it just kept going. So I'm like, oh this is a ride right now. And I was like, don't resist it, try to relax. All of a sudden, I'm in heaven. I'm inside a genie bottle. There's a genie in front of me who's taking me online.

I'm in heaven, in a genie bottle. I mean, I'm in a genie bottle and it's heaven. Okay. I've never felt better. Oh, wow. I mean, I'm in a secret. It's a secret. I mean, you know, I'm in a secret genie bottle.

You know, avatar? Yeah. I was in avatar. But in a genie bottle. But in a secret. It's a secret. I mean, you know, I'm a... Secret Jeannie Bottle. You know, Avatar? I was an Avatar. But in a Jeannie Bottle. But in a Jeannie Bottle. Okay. And you're happy. I, beyond happy. I was blissful. And not only that, I was like,

oh, well, this is what everybody's been talking about. This is the secret. Yeah. Okay. And, and the music is playing. And all I know is I'm, at one point, I'm, I'm walking through the desert with this amazing guide this woman who then starts to dance. She hot. She was the most beautiful creature but everybody was beautiful. In your dream. Well, in my experience, everybody was beautiful and wonderful. The men and

the women, everybody's beautiful. It's beyond that. It's like you're just like overly blissful. You're like the hunchback guy in 300. Yeah. You remember when they converted him? Yes. And he's like surrounded by dying pieces. Yes. And so I'm so overwhelmed with the experience and the beauty.

But I, you go out of consciousness, you go into these, you go blind for a while. And you're seeing shapes and you're listening to music. And then the music stops and you're brought back into the circle by the guide. You're brought back into it. And you're like, and at one point I was like, I was like, and I'd go like this, I would say, shouldn't everybody start laughing.

Because I was like, maybe is everyone around you on it too? Yes. So at this point I'm going, I'm going, oh, I wasn't wondering, I went, oh my God. Did anybody else feel what that carpet ride was about or if I started to think? Right, yeah. Because dude, it was beyond anything I've ever experienced.

By far, bar none, and impossible to express. Because you have to be there. So at one point, I now decide that my heart has been opened. There's a door to my heart that's open. Are you crying? My buddy crying with joy, crying with joy, tears. Yeah, dude, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Keep going. I'm no judgment. And my buddies teeth are so They're so beautifully white. And I look at him and I go, I go, congratulations. And my other buddies head got super small.

And I go, I'm sorry. I meant to say that's your head's really small. But I'm sorry. I think I said that. And then I'm invited to take more medicine. Why? Because that's part of the journey. And if you are a seasoned tripper, you're invited to do whatever you're not seasoned tripper

No, and daddy went back in for another three Now we're in six now anybody can tell you including Aubrey that that is That's a hero's dose five's a hero's dose five for the most courageous and six is old in experience guy It doesn't drink or do drugs I go six and six is old in experience guy who doesn't drink or do drugs I go six and I'm not going to get into what happened, but I ended up going from heaven to hell Oh, no, I want you to get into orbit told me that you get into a hell zone I died twice and I was in eternal loop. How'd you die? I just left my body. I dissolved So I was like I'm dead. So now everybody around me,

who was this angel, turns into a demon. Okay. And they're keeping me from my children. Check please. And I'm trying to get out. You can't, I'll get off the ride now. There's no one to complain to. I'll get off the ride now.

You can't see. All you can do is try, you know how you're like, I gotta get, Doug David off tells a story about how he was in the back of a cab, and he realized he was trapped inside a computer. He's like, I'm inside a computer and I can't get out. And he started crying.

Like a black mayor move. Yes, dude. Yeah, episode. So I was in eternity. I was caught in an eternal loop and I couldn't get out. That do you want to tell people that you were farting, unproving? Can we tell them that there was some stuff. You can't fart.

You can't farting and screaming cuss words. That's all I'm going to say. I want to respect space. Loud fart. But, which is hilarious to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently I was what happened. You only remember certain things? Yes. So then I went back.

Did the perspective of the demons and all that? You remember that stuff. Yes, but I went back because I was so embarrassed and mortified. I went back to these people and I said, I'm sorry, I had this, I had this, that you have this closing thing, which I was very important.

You have to have context. And the, this guy's so wonderful, because he goes, hey dude, hey dude. Everybody who's been through this shit knows what that is and has been through it themselves. So whatever you're embarrassed about, whatever, yeah man, me too, been there. And so whatever the case, you know, without going into too much detail because I want to respect their, their, the, you know, I want to respect the fucking space. But it was the scariest thing I've ever been through.

I went from heaven to hell. And I just know now that we should stay at three, let's stay at two and three grams. We don't need six. We don't need six, Baba. I feel like no one needs six. And everyone who's done mushrooms knows what I'm talking about. Has been to that hell realm.

I had deep talks with Aubrey, because Aubrey's been, he's gone. You're saying after this though, you call them, I call them. I'm like, oh, I've been there, I've been to the hell. I've been to those doors to hell open up. You better be fucking careful because if you're not ready for that

and you can't accept what's going on, you're gonna get caught in what you would, you're gonna think is hell. And my other buddy thought he was in hell too and he ran away. No was everybody farting? I don't know. You don't know what happens. You don't you will not remember. If you take that much you don't know what you said. How did you feel? I felt not so good. Really? Raw. Fucking raw.

The your body was tired? Yes, dude. Raw. Raw, fucking raw. The your body was tired? Yes, dude, raw. But I'm interested in knowing what's there and I'm interested in, I wanna touch what other people are talking about. Don't do this all the time, but if you're gonna do drugs,

I think psychedelics might be the- How long do you think it is? But people do it half-tuned, they do it. I think it all depends. I got to say this. I say, yeah, I say. Ideally, because you don't, they do it. I think it all depends. It's the next time. I get to say this. I say this. I say, yeah, I say. Ideally, because you don't want to be doing it.

It's so intense that you don't like it. And if you do it every day, tolerance builds up super quick. Oh, wow. Because for me, what I'm certain is that I understand why there's so much reverence for this shit. Like, they don't fuck around. If you're going to take three grams, that shit's done with a bunch of ceremony. And I think the ceremony, a little bit like how Aubrey took us through DMT.

Yeah. It's like there's a ceremony that should like meaning like you need context and you need to be safe in this space. If you're not, whoo. Trouble. Here's my question here. What happened? Here's my question here He's just have you got mushrooms? I've done it. Oh, you have yeah, and you've gone deep now It's like a like this one. I need you to come with no I need you know, I'm not doing it dude. I got one. I just you know what you know I think? I like hearing your experience on it. I just have no desire. I literally don't have any desire to do it.

Can you just do like two grams? No, no, I have no, my thing, I'm open to drugs and I, you know, especially Aaron Rodgers, he's such a beast. He should probably double the dose in the playoffs. But I think I just, I have no desire to do it. Why don't you microdose it? I just don't want to, I've microdosed it

and went to yoga. It was cool, felt cool. I just don't, I have no desire to do it. Why don't you micro-dose it? I just don't want to, I've micro-dosed it and went to yoga. It was cool, felt cool. I just don't, I have no desire. Like it's not interesting to me. It never was to me either, because I was never. If you had balls deep in it. I just never was into the drug thing. I know, I'll present to it.

Well, I just think that still Sibin helps, like it's got an 80% cure rate for smoking. It's helped people with PTSD. It helps people with the end of their life when they're facing terminal diagnosis, cancer diagnosis. So I wanted to see what was there and I believe that there's something there. I'm an advocate of it.

I think it's good to switch if it helps people do it, man. Never been a guy. I don't like Coke. I don't like booze. I don't think anything positive comes out of that stuff. I'm not a weed guy. I'm not even a psychedelic guy necessarily, but I have great deal respect for it because there's, I want to see what acids about. I want

to see what that, you know, if you're young and you're listening to me, I'm not, you may, you may think I'm setting a bad example. I don't know if we're going to get flagged. No, no, there's just your experience. Yeah, I don't, I don't think you need, let me say this about drugs and psychedelics. I do not believe if you're a young person trying to make sense of your life, I don't think you need to do this. I think that there's a lot of value, I think most of the value gained in life

is through sobriety and hard work and all the things you're taught, be ethical, be honest, hard work, get good at something. I don't think that you need to be going into this blissful state, but there's that documentary on Netflix called How to Change Your Mind that Michael Pond did, into this blissful state. But there's that documentary around Netflix called How to Change Your Mind that Michael Pollan did, talked to all those scientists.

They did these fucking experiments with those high level scientists. You see that with LSD, they had these high level mathematicians and scientists working on really big problems. Had them all do a dose of LSD and they all saw the problem. Yeah, because they all opened up.

Yeah, so Steve Jobs said, that's just Stephen Jobs said, he said, I never would have come up with the Apple idea. And a lot of writers, a lot of like Aldous Huxley and the guy who created alcoholics anonymous, he said, I saw God when I did PCP. I mean, when I did fucking LSD, when I did LSD, I saw God. So LSD acid, you cannot overdose on it, and it's remarkably untoxic for your body. They've done all the studies. So you could do as much as you want. Now you might go to hell, you might have a crazy trip.

It might be too intense, but it still would never kill you. It can alter your state of mind though, because that was the experiment. Yes, but if you have mental illness and you're a schizophrenic, though, it can trigger a psychotic offense. You had to be careful. But I think it's interesting, after listening to Jordan Peterson,

other people talk about it, who are really smart, the idea and a lot of psychiatrists that are finding a lot of benefits in mental health. Oh, yeah, I'm all for it. If it helps you, I'm all for it. So anyway, I'm going down that rabbit hole. Yeah, I'm exploring. The first time I did mushrooms, it was, I did half an I'm going down that rabbit. Yeah, I'm exploring. Yeah, the first time I did mushrooms

It was I did half an eighth and eighth this 3.5 grams. It's pretty strong still at 1.75 grams Yeah, I've been a full eighth. So you basically almost did two eighths, which is a lot lighter It's a lot and you can feel it on like if I was introducing it to somebody I would say take point five or a gram So you can kind of dip your toe into this experience and many people don't need to go high You know, I didn't think it was helpful to take 0.5 or a gram, so you can kinda dip your toe into this experience. And many people don't need to go hype, you know. I didn't think it was helpful. I don't think six grams was too much.

It made no sense, because I don't remember, you can't, I went into a bit of a psychosis. I went into, I went blind. It's too much. Yeah, I just went, I went into another state where I'd know, I don't even know,

I don't remember anything. I don't remember, I remember tiny flashes of things. Yeah. I remember going home, going to bed. My girl came and got me. My girl came and got me flashes of things. I remember going home, going to bed. My girl came and got me. My girl came and got me out of there. And then I was still totally,

I wouldn't let go over her hand because I thought she was an illusion. I was tripping that. So my little brother did a roughly the same dose, maybe a little bit more. And he said for three hours, he thought he was spider man, like spinning webs through like a psychedelic tunnel. You know what I'm saying?

That's the same. It's probably like, you didn't have a, that was in bad necessarily, but you will see it was extreme and just in a safe environment. I saw my mother and my daughter's face on another woman's face that she just kept transforming. And I think that was too much for me.

But you do see some shit where you're like, well, I don't know how to handle this. I don't know how to handle this, ladies and gentlemen. Did you get in it? Was there any takeaways from it? Like this? Yes. The takeaway is that whatever you're dealing Yes, I don't know how to handle this. Did you get in it? Was there any takeaways from it? Yes, yes. The takeaway is that whatever you're dealing with will come to the surface and you will

deal with it. You will deal with it in one way or another. You will. You will have a profound experience at some point where you will be forced to keep doing it. Yeah, and when you come to, you will want to reconcile a broken relationship, reconcile something you haven't lived down, take responsibility for the condition you're in. You're gonna, that's been my experience with it. And I have talked to a lot of people

who said the same exact thing. So there's something positive about that under the right dosage that seems to force you to confront things you're not confronting when you are, because we can distract ourselves. Oh yeah, life with you strikes. I'm not a therapy guy. I probably could use it obviously. I like therapy. I've not been to it.

I like therapy. Yeah. But I always had this arrogant. You know, I'm arrogant. Sometimes I'm an arrogant fool like we all are and I really am that. I'm not being a dick. I'm saying I'm I sometimes I'm an arrogant fool. One of my arrogance is the idea that I never needed therapy that I had it all together because I'm happy. And it's not true. No, you know, it's not true. Yeah. We all have trauma. We all have, we all have, we are wrecked by, we have a wreckage to our past. And you better fucking come to terms with it

or you're not gonna be a fully realized person. Yeah. This is heavy shit, but I'm just, I feel heavy. I'm the next one. I'll let you know, I need some time. Yeah, a few months. But at least I had the worst trip ever, and I'll never do that. But it some time. Yeah, a few months. But at least I had the worst trip ever,

and I'll never do that. But it's almost like you could do it quarterly. Like I've heard of people who do that. It's like every quarter, every season, or whatever. And that sounds like a good time frame to me. You call them up, he's like, look who's bad. Yeah. A lot of people who are suicidal, microdose acid,

like to do one day on two days off, and according to this documentary with Michael Pollan, it's a lifesaver. That's good. It's a great mood and answer. It comes from the fungus off a rye, the rye plant that a Swiss chemist isolated. Literally, he's a Swiss chemist.

He isolated it and he got some on his fingers and touched it to his tongue. And as he was riding home on his bike, he was like, holy shit. That's crazy. Everything is so beautiful. Everything is so incredible. That's, and I was just gonna say the introductory feeling

before any of this visual stuff, you go, damn, that tree is beautiful. These waves are incredible. Why don't you do the beach more? And as you were saying before, with the something comes to the surface, it doesn't have to be, I've experienced that. I'm like, I need to reconcile this friendship, but I've experienced it

and been around people who go, damn, my family's so important to me. Or something like that. Right where you, it makes it clear because you get busy, everything becomes flattened. I call my daughter, the next day. Yeah, the only thing that matters is this. I had to talk to my daughter and tell her how I felt about her. Yeah, yeah, and that's a pretty common experience. Yeah, it is, right?

Is it? Yeah, like you come out of it, I can pick through my buddy. That's positive to me. Being like, we finish, and it's like, I need to call my wife right now. Well, I don't, I think all of us don't want anything we haven't said. You don't want to regret.

You don't want, if you are, if you created any kind of distress to anyone in the world, you want to make it right. And I think if you don't, then that's a problem. You don't get away with it, do you? You know, you and I always feel that way about any kind of like broken relationship. You know what I mean? That you're just like, fuck man, I don't like this.

Not heavy. Don't like it, man. I don't like conflict. I don't like that. I was, I made other people feel bad. I hate it. And I really bothers, man. And I don't have that I was I made other people feel bad I hate it yeah and I really bothers me and I don't have a prom com people up to I don't even for that enlightenment. Yeah, you're good I just yeah I'll be calm back to it was one of the ways on my conscience. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, fuck man. Well,

so we took some of your nicotine patches earlier Brendan and we actually infused them With truth. I just start farting. But dude, you and I did the DMT. I think I need to get you into the shrooms. Yeah, why would you do DMT? Why would you be attracted to you? I'm not attracted to you. Oh, but you did it. I thought you said you no desire to do it again. Oh, okay. Zero design. I thought you wanted to. I'm all good. When someone says they don't want to do drugs, I go, all right. Yeah, I'm just I just yeah, I respect that though, too. I'm good, I respect that.

I see a therapist. So what made you wanna do DMT in the first place then? We were friends, Aubrey was like, man, be fun. What was I doing last 45 seconds? I'm not into spending hours with doing this. To know, that's scary. I have no desire. That's what I think is, when's Brendan gonna make time for this?

Yeah, I've no desire. I do have no desire. Yeah, I've no desire. Yeah, but but Ian I don't I mean if it works for Brian or works for fucking in Roger except for the playoffs do do Yeah, I didn't read that article. I need to read it. What's on articles? It's a it's a it was a interview Well, it was even interview was a Inroged in a podcast with Aubrey Marcus just talking about how great it was for him and you know helped them out with so many things And he's been doing it for like three years. I think with Aubrey. Yeah, so Aubrey was all over ESPN because they had to quote his podcast

Said Aubrey Marcus podcast and so yeah, yeah, man. I had a really good time with Aubrey He came to my show in Austin. I really yeah I'm great. Great. Great. And I had a long talk with him. He helped me kind of navigate what the fuck was going on Yeah, yeah, you would know he was black belt and he's got friends that have gone So deep like he's got friends that have gone to 30 grams of mushrooms now That's beyond and you'll go like you'll go so deep into a bad place. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but in Rogers talking I think you know, I think it's good. Yeah, you know, but even You know in sports that if it helps but in Rogers talking about I think you know, I think it's good. Yeah, you know, but even You know in sports that if it helps in Rogers like I assume more guy start to do it

He gets so elite and if it opens up his mind you gotta be open mind it. I would say be careful If you're not so big like me if you're not If you're not a seasoned drug guy if you don't have you don't drink and you have a fairly clean body I think you know these strain something and you have a fairly clean body, I think these strains, and there are different strains, and some are stronger, be careful, because you don't want to do on. You don't want to do on.

You gotta go with the expert, we're gonna start you up the right way. Starts like in Rodgers didn't start off with fucking six grams over the others. Yeah, it's helped him out, so it helps him out, I keep doing it. Even Aubrey said six grams is, I've only done, that's the most I've ever done.

And I was like, oh, well, if you, and he's bigger and that's his thing. That's also his thing. And you said you developed resistance to it a little bit? Pretty quickly, yeah. So it's a hard drug to abuse. And that's why I don't feel that bad talking about it

and going, maybe this is something you want to try because it's not physically or psychologically addictive. The reason being, you don't get out of a mushroom trip or an LSD trip and go, I wanna do that again right now. You're like, it's like getting off a ride and you're like, ooh, I need a rest. I need three months. All this stuff that just happened.

And so, but I will say this, I know you said you felt bad the next day. I've never had a hangover from, and maybe that's different from alcoholying over. But maybe I just felt, maybe I just felt, maybe I just felt, it's sort of exhausting, right? It's like something that's draining me. But maybe I just felt, yeah, I know, it's sort of exhausting, right? It's like something that's frightening. But you've never had to solve therapists or anything,

even go through your whole ordeal, the divorce, you never saw therapists. See if nobody talked to you, like to navigate, but I like therapists because they're on by opinion and the professionals, they do, like my trauma, they've dealt with way worse. So they're like, dude, dude, dude, dude.

So it's an outside perspective to help you navigate through all that stuff to make you come to conclusion. I should at least do better help or something because I just don't have anybody to talk to. Because guys, like I even write about this in my special, I'm like, we guys are not like that. I can't call you really, we're all busy. I mean, we could talk, but what are you gonna say?

I'm not gonna help, but I'm not the guy to go to. Talk to a fucking professional. I know. It's like calling me, you know, if you have a, you know, a joint problem, like you talk to a call doctor. That's right. I mean, I can tell you what I did, but I would talk to somebody who knows the hell.

I went to one guy who was very much about, yeah, for a little bit, who was, yeah, who was kind of talking, he would get me to feel it physically and acknowledge my physiology of what I was going through and honor that. But I don't know if that, but I think too, like with therapists, like people, that's not for me,

we didn't get with the right therapists. Like you can go through a bunch of them until you find one that works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Betterhelp.com, I'm gonna go to five. That's just a whole better help commercial, everybody. Yeah, yeah. You know how do like do shrooms or do, they do MDMA PTSD therapy, Betterhelp.com.com. That's just a whole better help commercial everybody. Yeah, you know how do like do shrooms or do they do MDMA PTSD therapy

where you're sitting with somebody talking through it who sober as you do 50 movie. Now, ayahuasca is a different thing, right? That's the big boy. Well, again, I don't feel like that. Yeah, but again, maybe, but a lot of times ayahuasca can have like, there are people who are like, I'm the devil.

And it's like, what? Or, you know, it can fuck with you. It can make you shit your pants right there and throw up everywhere. Shit your pants thorn up, whatever. Yeah. But remember the, you can have bad trips on ayahuasca, bad trips.

But remember the big like wives' tail or whatever rumor with Alistair acid was something when you were grumpets, kids someone took too much and then thought they were in orange and peeled their skin. Yeah, all that bullsh**. Yeah, scared me, shit. Wives tail or whatever rumor with LSD or acid was something when you were grumped. It's kids. Someone took too much and thought they were in orange and peeled their skin. Yeah, that's all. Yeah, scared me. I think you too.

I think the deer program started to interest me. That shit is a warrior on LSD. You too. I'm out peeling my skin. It's exactly right. That's why I said. But that sounds like bass solids or math or something. But like, chin and I were talking before and he says, I'd do mushrooms.

I wouldn't do LSD. I used to have that attitude too, because the mainstream narrative on it, for whatever reason, is all these rumors that it's really bad or intense or these things. Well, I think LSD, I think it's Charles Manson, I think of the unibomber, right, those weird experiments. But, so when I think of LSD versus mushrooms,

it's almost quite difficult to articulate the difference in experience between them, because they're really the same. Like, they're much more similar than they are different But isn't LSD artificial chemical? Yes, on the rooms is natural right but the the chemical molecules if you're if you were to look at it They're pretty similar and they both come from the same plant and what I asked about Happiness they come from a plant they but they both come from a fungus. One comes from a fungus on the right plan. So I thought LST was artificially created in the lab.

Well, it is, but it's distilled from molecules. It's a similar, very similar molecule and it looks like serotonin. And that's why they say it finds to the, or agonizes a serotonin receptor. So part of this experience is well-being. Like you said, you were in heaven to start. Yeah, yeah. Part of the realizations are, or why it worksbeing, like you said, you were in heaven to start. Part of the

realizations are, or why it works for PTSD is you go, everything's okay. And I can now think about a memory without the baggage of intense stress. Yeah, and as other psychiatrists said, I realized that I wasn't just this person that I identify as. There were other dimensions to my personality and my very existence and the thing I call myself. Like when I saw those different dimensions, it changed everything for me. And Steve Jobs said something to that effect too. Yeah, yeah.

I think different came from his experience. Yeah, he's too bad to make Steve Jobs nicer. Right. Well, I don't know, yeah. There's no drugs for that. Right. Yeah, it lowers latent inhibition. I remember hearing that word.

Like the things that our brain normally tunes out, right? You're at all these different levels because we don't need this. We don't need this. Ideas about yourself and whatever. Regidity in your mind helps you in a lot of scenarios. Well, Elon Musk, I think he was on the full set in podcast. I asked him out smoking weed. He's like, man, a lot of people don't realize the Musk, I think he was on the full set in podcast that I was about smoking weed.

And he's like, man, a lot of people didn't realize the repercussions that had. Here's the, I'm not a weed smoking. And he's like, and to be honest, he goes, I don't advocate weed smoking. I don't think it's beneficial to my workers. I'd be pissed if they used it. He's like, and I just took that one hit.

And he was, and then after that, because, yes, it's legal in California, it's not legal everywhere because of the businesses I have. He goes, I got drug tested every day for the next like six months. And he's like, then also the backlash from my employees because they're not allowed to do it. He's like, I have to apologize to him. Wow. Because he was like, I don't think weed helps productive employees.

It doesn't for me, I'll tell you that. Me neither. I'd be pissed if someone's hiding here all the time. And also people use it differently because people tend to slip in. If you're get into it, you smoke. I know people who smoke every day all day. They do. And there's just numb to the world.

They don't want to, like, to your point, they want to face whatever they're dealing with. So you're not doing, you're not doing a weed ceremony. You're doing daily stuff. But again, for some people, like Rogan swears, but for Rogan, it's made him calmer, nice, sir, when he's high. You know, so I don't know.

I'm, I don't know if it works for you. Definitely not liar. Yeah, if it works for you, do it. Oh, you're shit. Yeah. So you're not hurting, buddy. Yeah. Now, I don't think they should have needle zones

in the LA and New York where you can take math and fucking heroin. Well, the idea behind that is what Zerg is saying in Portugal. It's like, you create not only a place for drug addicts, but you want to do drugs, do it over there, but also by the way, if you want an apartment and if you want the goodies and not go to jail,

you can't just do it illegally. They're very specific places you can do it. And if you want this, you gotta get sober. Like now we can watch you and we can help you with treatment and with treatment comes a carrot. So it's also the needles. So you know that's spreading into the season all that shit.

So I get the point of it. So the idea would be, but the idea always when they legalize that shit in Portugal and Zurich, is that there is, we're doing that so you can ultimately get sober. Not that you can fuck off. Yeah.

It's not like the tenderloin district where you just let people get high and die. Fuck that. The idea is if you really want to do this, we know you're going to do it. So you can do it in an opium den where you guys are all fucked up or you can do it under very under government controlled circumstances. And we will do our best to get you off it. And track you.

And track you. That's the way. And get you back into being a productive member of society. Because I don't think there's anything Productible about fucking heroin cocaine or even alcohol My favorite day, but I had something else I wanted to talk about why buddy. I don't know but drugs no more drugs Yeah, no, I can't just a drug die now just yeah, I love this podcast because I can be honest Mm-hmm. Just talk fuck it. I'll get criticism

I'll get support doesn't I I'm just who Chris I mean let yeah, I don't think I was gonna criticize you for trying to rooms I'm just doing mean and now if you get a convertible yellow Corvette now to the submit life Price now if you put up 98 C4 Corvette I'd like well now we have an issue right now. We got an issue No, we're gonna issue okay, you're doing drugs you're wearing bandanas. You're in your hair done. Yes, right? Yes, you're shopping at freaking John Barbados. You're convertible yellow Corvette Can't do it can't do it. It'd be awesome though. Oh little much My girl was getting her nails done you walk around thinking you're younger and the the Korean woman very loud

They said oh he old he's very old Yeah, you're so young with you. I saw it some so old Good you know My husband gambles too much But he doesn't gamble and he's nice to you then you stay with him But he's old I was like hey, I can fucking hear you nice to you then you stay with him but he's old. I was like, hey, I can fucking hear you. In English too. He's old.

Yeah, but he gave you money and he doesn't gamble and he doesn't have other girlfriends. He's good. My husband always gambles. You're all big dick. I'm like fucking right there. I'm like, hey, you know, I thought I looked a little young but you ruined my old fucking day.

He old. He old and did. I can't hear you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I could did. I can't hear you. Yeah. Yeah, I could use at least speak Mandarin. Chinese when he called me old. Dude, why do I go to Ingrone Toneil? My girls, I have to tell you,

you just gotta get a pedicure. It's get they can get where you're Ingrone Toneil. And I come, they're just talking shit in Chinese. Oh my god, yeah. Oh, and I could hear it then. Oh, big toe, big toe, and she was massive massive toe, massive toe, but they took care of it. Yeah. And they grinding the shut.

They were probably talking about, you're such a big guy, they were like, I wonder what, I wonder if his dick matches his body. Another laugh on my foot, because he didn't really fit in the thing. They're like, hmm, hmm. I think, all right, bitch, just take a look. Just take care of the freaking ingroom toenail, man.

They did, though. Yeah. It was great, it felt nice. Yeah. Tosu, my thing's facials. I haven't got one in LA though, I love facials, man. Do did though. It was great. It felt nice. Yeah. Tosu, my thing's facials. I haven't got one in LA though. I love facials man. Do you?

Oh, facial. God. I like it in the face. I really hate my feet to be thought. I can't get off my wrist, my hands. You like all that? Daddy. And your hands?

Oh, my hands, my hands, my feet. All the time. Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And just when I get stressed, I'm always tense like this. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll be watching TV. I'll be watching Love Island. I'm sitting there like this. Like I'm fucking the anti-der cartoon. That meme, remember? He's always ready to go. I'll be watching, I'm clinched fist like this.

Just hit my hand. I'm not interested. I didn't even notice. I do that too. Oh, it's my left hand. I hold like this. Both of dial. It's interesting. I didn't notice. I do that too. On my left hand, I hold like this. Both of mine. Huh.

Stress. Yeah, I don't like this. You haven't picked up your invisalign yet. I have not. But I'm in town now for a while. Well, I leave town next week. But still, I'm in town for the most part. What you're going to do is wait until the part where two guys doesn't work.

And then you have to get graphs. 100%. That's good. That's going to be good. That'll cost have to get graphs. That's good. That's what we do. That's gonna be good. That'll cost $100,000. 100%. Yep, that's how I work. And you'll be in crazy pain. Yep.

But, or you could just go get in fist line. You could just drive literally 10 minutes. It's 10. Well, 10 minutes from here, five minutes from a half. I could walk. So you could just do that. No, I'm gonna do, I promise. I'll get back from my 10 next week.

It's making me mad. It's making me mad. I'm gonna go. No, they called me too. They keep calling me. And Daddy's going to Borah Borah on Tuesday. You know that tomorrow. Tomorrow, yes. Yeah, we know that.

So Daddy won't be around. And then you go to Montana. The following week. So it'll be, it'll be, we'll fill in, we'll fill in. We'll be good. So then, yeah, so there'll be no fighting on Wednesday and the next week, you come back when. I come back Wednesday.

The following Wednesday. At what time? I'll be in the morning. So I won't be here, but you could do one. Maybe you Jeff Dyer, so whoever. That's what we'll do. You could do that. Yeah. Have fun on Montana. What are you doing? Rod and horses. Ranglin cattle. Just riding horses. Yeah. Shooting Grizzly Bear. Pretend I'm on Yellowstone. Bring some bear show. How about you say, you you know my son always wants to Either go on the hot tub or that's how we end our day every day. We always go on the hot tub He talks to me in the hot tub. That's why go and he taught chatty Kathy will only me So I always make sure even though it's the hundred degrees out we go on the hot tub

I'm gonna think but he just chats in there But he puts his hand on the you know way of a gate because of a two year old so he can't have an open pool So my my tiger he's sick, he puts his hand on the thing, I go, whoa, back, into it. It's a brown widow that actually taking over a brown right there No, no, no, they're called brown widows that actually taking over Southern California. They're killing the black widows So they're less they think they're less poisonous or less less poisonous or less danger to humans. But because they don't put as much venom out, but the venom that they do is more toxic

than the black widow, which is interesting. But that fucking thing, and I hate killing them. I hate killing animals. Ever since I was kid, I don't kill them. Because I have kiddos with, because Boston, I had to get rid of them. And I hate, I felt awful. Yeah.

And big, dude. And I'm getting, I'm like, I'm this close and, you know, let's say the spiders, let's say the spiders there be. I'm like this close to my phone, get a picture. I'm putting my son in bed and he's crying. I'm like, what's wrong with you, dude? He's like, how I was thinking about it. I think I got too close to that black widow.

I was like, now you mentioned it. I probably did, dude. You're probably right. There you go. See, can you go, what happens if you get bitten by a brown widow? Some of the brown ones are similar to the most of the paint, say, red mark. Although it's venom is as potent as a black widow. The brown widow probably doesn't inject very much venom, make it less dangerous.

Have it for a kid, man. Oh, my friend, I can't have it. You sure you can't have it. You can't have it. Wow. You're pretty good brown widow. Wow. When I was out doing stuff with Tim Kennedy, the guy caught up timing back rattlesnake and brought it out first.

Aren't they cool looking? Yeah, man. I was like, whoa. They're badass looking. Uh huh. And it's weird nature wants you to know, like, don't fuck with them. Don't fuck with them. Hey humans, don't fuck with the humans don't fuck with and rattlesnakes out there have evolved to not

Rattle because they get some killed house bar are they yeah like on the trails here when I see one I've seen one for a while now just so much traffic but I still ride my bike all the time They're almost the purple prism color when they go across. They're so dope looking. They look so beautiful Animals. Oh my god, and the guy was like, no, we don't kill him. We just let him off, man, which is great. And they don't, but they're not aggressive, man. Just don't fuck with them. That's what I said.

Like the rouse thing's like, I just watch it go by, it goes in whatever the other side of the freaking trail. They're so dope looking. But that dude, that black widow, that brown widow, there's no confusion. Like I went, I go, whoa, I look at it big butt. It's like you naked manajas spiders, big ass butt, and then just the legs, it doesn't look like

you're normal house spider. You know, right away, don't fuck with this thing. And the web, because I had to poke a stick out to get it out, the web was, dude, the strongest spider web I've ever felt in my life. It was, I was like, strength dude, to fucking get through the web. Like your webs are different, he looks different, they're bigger, their butts are fat. They're doing, they have, they do a lot of stuff with spider webs because they're so strong.

Like if you can harness a thicker one. It's stronger than anything. It's crazy. It's nuts. But yeah, it's just the show but then that we then on the basketball court We put the balls probably a year or two ago I reach in to get a ball and I see a big yes black Damn legit black damn. Yeah, the original black

Southern towels dude, so I I go T. I go back up back up look at this dude It's a black little don't touch it So I picked the ball at, middish chilling, and then I set him down and I put that black one, I took the ball and was like wishing it were this ball. I fucking threw it as far as I could. I hope it landed with him on the upside, could land on the bottom side, but he has asked for fat.

Do you guys know where silk comes from? Silkworms. There you go. Silk is also really strong. Little fact about silkworms. Silkworms. There you go. Silk is also really strong. Little fact about silkworms and silk in fourth grade, first day of school, I wore an all silk shirt which my aunt and I bought me with a Bolo tie, baggy jeans and cowboy boots. Wow. Now, why don't we wear silk?

Now, I don't know. It feels so nice. I mean, it's got a look in, yeah. Especially in the summer. A short sleeve with a collar. Yeah, I have one from Gucci. You do? That's great. A great shirt.

It's red. Wow. Has a dope like skull with a snake on the back yet. And you don't wear it. And you don't wear it. No, I want to do all the promo for my first match for a shirt. I'm wearing it everywhere. And Shultz made fun of me on, I think Brecht was clubber on his show.

He's like, bro, you look like a Cuban salesman for cigars. Jay Schultz just showed me a picture of that actually. He was like, this is what Brennan wore. And I was like, did you make him change it? But you looked really good. Like, I don't know why he was setting up the story. He's like, I walked in and Brennan was wearing this. Yeah.

No, I look cool, but yeah. First day of fourth grade, you know, predominantly black school did not go well I got destroyed Thank you Think you're at all Yeah, man. Yeah Baltimore was fucking. I'd the best a crab cake I've ever had damn. Yeah crap now They're not giving crab cakes away out there. Everything would say market price and it was on the season two

$32 for one crap cake. Yeah, what? $32 for two is 64 come again, and I was like what in the fuck well, I got to try this right? It came with all the crap daddy. It would it makes sense because if you're gonna try that price Oh, dude, it was like this and just full of crap. Yeah, oh For now the my girl that's her favorite thing so she makes crap cake and she has house and Delaware where they because if you're gonna try to get price, oh dude, it was like this and just full of crap. Yeah. Oh, for now. Well, my girl, that's her favorite thing, so she makes crab cake and she has house and Delaware where they, where they, get the blue dunches. That's where they, that's where they, they, they literally catch crabs there. Crab traps everywhere. Oh, you know, you know what we saw in my hotel?

Mr. Baltimore, Carmelo Anthony. Really? He's from there. Yeah, really? And he was just hanging. He was at the hotel doing something. I don't know. Really? He's from there, yeah. Yeah, Corn Rays. And he was just hanging? He was at the hotel doing something, I don't know. I don't know what he's doing there. Massive man, but he's from like the hood of Baltimore. I told him, shit. Did Jay thought he was shorter, but I'm like, no,

I saw him on the elevator, he's fucking cute. Yeah, yeah. Jay thought it was me, because you know, I was with that pink hat and have these shorts. He was wearing the exact same shit I was. Jay's like, Brian, I'm like, you thought, I was Carmelo Anthony. He's like, wait, spare skin.

I'm like, are you out of your mind? He's damn near some foot doll. 76. Yeah, that's what, but Jay said he was like 67 because I thought he was more like 610, but yeah, 610. Top, so Jay's right. Top 20 basketball players.

Top 50, 20's top. Top 50 for sure, but then what's interesting about Carmelo Anthony is, you know how, like, can your Martin sons and then be a Shaq's kids 20s tof top 50 for sure, but then what's interesting about Kermel Anthony is you know how like Kenny Martin sons in the NBA shacks kids are you know trying Dwayne Wade's kid like everyone's older now so their kids are playing Kermel is Anthony since probably the the biggest like prospect actually make it really freak freak super He's like the project 15 year old is showing a lot of promise from what I've seen on Instagram. Yeah, he's good. Here's a thing with that. He's good. His dad is LeBron James. He runs the NBA, right? So

LeBron's goal is to he's not going to retire till he plays a game with his son. Well, if you own a team B, right? If you're a team owner, think how many, whether his son writes the bench, whatever, let's, in LeBron,on, go whatever team drafts his son. So if you're that team, let's say you're the Memphis Grizzlies, where are you in a huge market? And you know by drafting LeBronson, LeBrons comes with it. For even if it's one year. You're in cell on the road, off the road,

and also just the merchandise you're gonna make alone. So he's not that good. Scotty Pippin's son, I think, is better, but because LeBron's his dad, and LeBron was like, I'm out retiring, and I play a game with my son, I bet someone take a shot on him. But he's not that... Carmel's son's better.

Do you know by the time they're 15? No, you... Oh, yeah, they know. Yeah, they knew when LeBron was 13. They did? Yeah. Okay. But they're all late bloopers.

That's well they know. They're all late bloopers. Yeah. Oh yeah, there's some late bloopers. like Steph Curry was late bloomer. Yeah, I think the Jordan and Scar playing basketball to the 16 no, no, he got cut from his high school basketball team Do you ever see in his you know his speech? I did he drew shade at the high school He goes you're wrong. What you and the guys like the fuck yeah But not really at the time. I'm what, what? At the time you weren't. He's like, the fuck. hilarious. It's like watching you saying,

Bolt when he ran his first Olympics, which I didn't realize it was 2004 or something, and he came in fifth, sixth, seventh, I don't know what it was. Sometimes that happens, and then get better, come back, they go through the experience. Yeah, take some time.

Strange, right? Fuck yeah. I was talking to him when we're up, because we saw Carmel and then we, again, the car to go to the venue man. I was talking to him when we were up because we saw Carmella and then we got in the car to go to the venue. And I was like, it kind of bumps me in out. Kind of bumps me out because you're Carmella and you play for the Lakers right now.

You know, he's the veteran minimum, right? So it's a lot of money. He's expensive. You can just hire a young guy to probably do that. He doesn't really play defense anymore. He used to be, when he played for the Nullgets, remember, that's when I came up. So that's why me and Jay love the Nullgets dude.

It was, this is the team. And they went to the Western Conference finals. It was Camila and Thinley's prime. I don't fucking, 30 points game. Baller. Alan Iverson. Alan Iverson, and not, like not his prime, but fucking good Alan Iverson.

Canyon Martin, Marcus Canby, dude. I remember all of those. Role, their team was stacked. It was so much fun. Me and Jay would do anything to go to the games. It was so much fucking fun. But I remember Carmella was that, and obviously he went on to do other things.

With the Knicks, who was really fucking good. And then with the Portland Trailblazers, kind of stayed in the corner shot threes. And then with the Lakers, they were just so goddamn old. But I was telling my jam, like, think about being Carmelo then. They're not being Carmelo. Yim and, cause him and LeBron went to rival high schools.

They helped, so it was, remember this, there's the draft class. LeBron, Carmelo Anthony, Krishbosh, Dwayne Wade. And I forget there's a European guy fifth there, but monsters, that was a draft class. They're all like retired. So I got kind of set out, I told you,

if you're Carmella, man, think about it, like the ride's overdue. What a ride, but it's over. What do you do? How long do you play for? Hot second. Yeah. Because we only played one year,

so you can have a national championship then got drafts of NBA. So when you're in college, then he's in the NBA. Start, too, from the nuggets. You think about how good those fucking guys are to make it. Yeah, but think about six, seven, yeah, 12, 12 people they choose, right? On a team, 12.

12, yeah, five play. Yeah. Well, I'd say nine play, because you mix in the substitute, so nine play. Yeah. So out of all the people in the world. World wide sport. Yeah, 12, 12 people make it.

But my thing is, I think about, I think about being Carmelo since the age of 12. You've been this, he's different in LeBron because when LeBron was like 13, they were giving him money, his mom's driving a fucking hammer whatever show up to school, we're like, that's interesting.

But with Carmelo, he wasn't that kid. He grew up rough, super rough in the hood. But you're this, you know, you everyone bends at the knee for you and then next, you know, he's 38 years old, 39, hell, just a criminal chin. And you know what I'm saying? Like, time to get off the ride, dude.

Yeah, man. Brace my heart. It's over. I remember looking, you know who else? Thirty. Three. She might age. When did he retire?

He's not retired yet. He's not. So he was born a year after me. He was not retired. He was on the Lakers. I don't know what they're gonna do with him. But he's been in the NBA since 2003, dude. Wow. He was on the Lakers, I don't know what they're gonna do with him, but he's been then based since 2003, dude. Wow.

So, was that 19 years? Wow. Professional at the highest level for 19 years. And before that, you want a NAS championship at Syracuse, before that, you're rival with LeBron, because they want to one's okay, and then there's the other one, you know what I'm saying? Damn.

Damn. The theme is, time to get off the ride, Baba. Yeah, hey, Bob. You have fun 19 years Yeah, you're leaving you can still play though, but you're so expensive. We're just gonna have a young guy do your job time You off the ride. What do you do? He's not an analyst. You know, that's nice thing like anything else all good things come to an end and that's how it is Yeah, there's no bummer. Yeah, but it's also part of you know I felt heavy energy from and I want to go Hey, man, you all right don't know manini fucking fast it when I went to the all-star game the homing debris

Kevin Durant was in he's got a pay attention social medium has burner counts and gets a lot of criticism He does why does he get criticism? Just you know because he went he went to a, uh, going state. So he left Oklahoma state, which was piss people out, then be off. He goes to going state, which, you know, they're stacked. They went a championship with him. He leaves, you know, which, you know, people upset, then he goes to Brooklyn, they're stacked there. They don't win there. And he pays attention to social media.

Like he got caught with a burner, and stuff like that. I, you can just feel like he's a guy who talks about mental illness and depression stuff I could I could I was looking I'm just like I'd like to say something but oh so bad. I wonder he you are I mean, yeah, I know I'm not shit, too But this is my perspective dude. He's my favorite player. Oh, yes Yeah, I want to be like dude, it's all I remember you saw a special lot of her something and you were like, how do you not love that guy? Yeah, maybe him. Yeah, he's just a monster. Monster, so-

Seven feet, too, right? Uh, six, ten. It's one big, do you cap into a ray of daddy? Yeah. God, Dan, do you want? You want. You want? Yeah, you want. No matter what happens, yeah.

I think the hardest thing in the world is to say in yourself, you're better than you think you are. Like don't be that hard on yourself. Yeah, you don't wanna be arrogant about it, but yeah, it's like, I'm such a dick to myself. And, and, and, Oh yeah, that's why I started to,

you know, I get to you sometimes, but most of them like trust me folks. You're not saying, I'd say way things worst myself. You think you're hard on me? No, that's how I feel. I'm like, whatever you think. I'm come live in my head, motherfucker. Yeah, it's not shit.

Yeah. And if you're Kim Duran, it's a come on, dude. Get off of there. So my boy Danny Riccardo, he drives for McLean. He's done a rough time. He's done such a rough time. So there's two guys on the team, there's a young guy who's doing better than him.

They paid him, I don't know, 40 million to race, but they make all the money. There's only, I don't know, 40 million to race, but they make all the money. There's only, I don't know, 24 in the world. That's huge fucking sport. He's one of the 24, but you know, he's having a half year. So I don't know that sport, I'm close with Danny. He's a great guy. He doesn't know my sport, I don't know his, and I didn't realize how big of a deal he was,

and we're just friends. He likes bike riding, like cars, so we talk about that. And how big of a deal he was and we're just friends. He likes bike riding like cars. So we talk about that. And how big of a deal it was. And then Jay who's balls deep in F1 was like, Hey, you know, I think they're about to let Danny go. I'm like, they can do that. He's a gap. They're not performing.

They let him go. Damn. And he's getting like all this criticism tonight. So you know, I don't know what's going on. It's text like dude, fuck the noise. Stay the course, man. Like you'll get picked up by somebody else. That's that's the name of the game.

You know, people think that when you're at the top and you're making all the money you've arrived, it's sometimes harder because you can get toppled right quick. You just become a target. Oh, especially sports. Yeah, especially in sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was watching on Space Ball Play. I went to a Dodgers game.

And, and you know, every one of those guys, I mean, there were some all-stars, but every one of those guys, if you don't, if you're really performing shitty, you're gonna hear it from the fans and then you might get bounced back down to the, oh yeah, you know. Yeah, AAA, AA, yeah, it's tough, man.

Yeah, man. Tough game. Fresh sports, tough escape. It's like Sam Alvy who fought this weekend. What since should I, was one of his coaches on Ultimate Fighter season 14. I want to fight. He's lost nine in a row, dude.

I saw that. Nine in a row. I think Sam Alvie, that's a lot. Sam Alvie is game. He's game, he takes punishment. Takes late fights, he's not, he's not, he's not as athletic as a lot of the guys, but also he thought whoever that guy was was a seasoned

Motherfucker boxing wrestling. He was so good. You could see his he was just night and day night and day I don't know who that where was he from do you know? Yeah, some some Eastern block country tough Tough good good guy Sam great guy. Yeah seems like it Nine and a rose a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, just it might not be as frimpole in the AI file. Yeah, it might not be for you at that level. You know, I'm saying if that's what it looked like. Yeah. Longest losing skid of all time, the FT. He was tied with BJP at eight. That's what it looks like. Nine. It's not, that, yeah, it's just, it's unfortunately, at that level. And, you know, you see it's just not what they did.

You're just not there with those guys. That's, you're fighting now. It's International Sport for Real. You got a guy like that from Poland who probably studied under the Russian boxing system forever with a fucking outfit. And the chance of him cracking the top 15 is one in a million. There's one a million of professional fighters. You're dealing with Olympic wrestlers,

Olympic boxers, you're dealing with all kinds of high-level athletes now coming in, who have been doing the shit forever. Oh, yeah. You know, so, right? I mean, yes, and no, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, yeah, I'm not gonna argue that, you're right. You're dealing with these, these doggostonies, who they're only way out, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. And you're right, you're right. Yeah, I'm not gonna argue that, you're right. You're dealing with these, these doggostonies

who they're only way out, ladies and gentlemen. Their only way out is fighting. When you have a way out, but to me, I wouldn't even say a way out because a lot of them love, you know, Dagestan stuff like that, but it's all, that's what they do. Like we play baseball and basketball and football,

they fight. Also, I went to top team, and I was with Thiago and Dustin and football, they fight. Also, I went to top team, and I was with Tiago and Dustin Porio in this guys. And I was looking at all the people that get to come in because they get applications, everybody wants to be there. But the people that get to even be there are all these Russian, Polish, they're from all over the world

and they're the best, the best in their city. They're all regional champions. Or they they're the best when they're the best the best in their city Yeah, they're all regional champs. Yeah, or they're Olympic wrestlers. There's some they were a lot of books They can't put it together. Yeah, yeah, and now they're there with their work ethic with their coaching staff with all that Now when you get worse be we're like and all you get Still leather football helmets is go get to the NFL Bubba get to the NFL and you look around you'll Oh, you're not even make the NFL and you look around, you'll, oh, you're not, I mean, make the team and you were all American at Division One. I was just a got what,

and you're not gonna make the team? It's so new, everyone's super stars. Super stars. And some won't make the team. Yes. It's the most common thing that I've seen. So what I do is I watch, I watch some of those practice drills.

I watch some of those guys who are kind of trying to make the team when they're doing like they're off the line. They got a linebacker and a receiver coming out each other. Oh wait, one practice, I thought you were talking about. No, in the NFL, these guys who are, and you see the difference between the guys who are the all stars or the guys who, and then the other guy who's a fucking beast, but just ain't good enough.

Just ain't good enough. No, you look at it like Donald. That margin for error is so weird. No, you look at like Donald, Aaron Donald for the Rams, like, oh, he's a fucking freak. To earn any pounds or 290 pounds. Shredded, yeah. Shredded with the fastest first step, hold on.

Ever in the NFL. Is that true? Ever, yeah, that's why he's so good. Yeah, so you're... He got voted unanimously roundly is the best playing the NFL. Is that true? Ever. Yeah, let's wait so good. Yeah. So you got voted unanimously, roundly is the best player in the league. He's that dominant. That's so weird. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Oh, I love that greatness shit. So why? So why? You're just some guy in the world. Step on the NFL field. You're just some guy. What'd you say about high school? What'd you say you run the 40-in? What'd you say?

Why do you think when your buddies would not- You can't handle it. When a guy goes, I would have went to NFL. No. Hold on, you didn't go to college? No, okay. Okay. Well, that's the crazy shit you can't-

You can't say it. I'll go, hey, Bob, so even if you threw for 10,000 yards in the NFL, which you never did, but even if you did in college, even then your chances of making it over here is not good. And you know why you say that? And you do, because the evidence backs you up. Well, I've just, I've been behind the curtain,

I've seen it and it's like, oh, I'm, I don't belong here. But you can just watch hard knocks. Go watch those guys. But that's the actual capture. No, no, no, no, that's dramatic. They follow the guy who they know is not gonna make you to break your heart, but there's worse things than that for sure.

They don't show the way coaches talk really about the players, the way they talk to them. They can't show that. Break your heart. Break your heart. Because you're a horse. You're a horse. And race horse. I'll put you down. You'll look at the more jacks for the Baltimore Ravens. Guess how to MVP season balling? Even they're like, no, his prove it one more year. Excuse me? He went MVP two years ago. We know where he's gonna get hurt or something like that. We're not ready to invest in him.

Excuse me. Well, the guy who caught the, when paid, the Johnny, he lied manning through that, that was the rest of the week. Tyree, David Tyree. And he got caught the next year. I was like, what? Thanks for the Super Bowl.

Thanks for the Super Bowl win. Hold the fuck up. The things are catching it off the ice helmet, which won the greatest catch all time. Yeah, we appreciate it. He for the Super Bowl win. Hold the fuck up. Thanks for catching it off that guy's helmet, which won the greatest catch-all time. Yeah. We appreciate it. He's like, why am in the office? What's funny, mention that.

We're gonna fire you. Oh, but just a few months ago, I won us a Super Bowl. No, we know. Plexico Burris, when he caught, he was just killer, and then he shoots himself in the thigh, and they're like, you know what? Overall, we just, you gotta get out of here. It's just too much.

Now think how good like the Sean Watson is with all these allegations. Oh my God, they're like, they're like, the Cleveland Browns go, no we know it's awful, it's awful. We're gonna guarantee him the highest money ever, about 250 million. Is that cool with everybody?

Yeah, but he's gonna sit out for a year. We know, let's break it happen. The six months, cool, cool, six games, cool, cool. He's that good but he's gonna sit out for a year. We know what's probably gonna happen or the the six months cool cool six games cool cool. He's the that good we're gonna risk it. Even do this is professional sports in a nutshell. Even when Aaron Rogers was accused of double murder. Aaron Rogers? I'm sorry Aaron Hernandez. Yeah before he killed himself. Even when Aaron Hernandez was accused of double murder They thought he was gonna get off. There was rumors that the Patriots or the Raiders were still gonna sign him when he got out Because they're so rare

I see so free There's a guy Uh, uh, how fuck Percy Harvin played for the play for the Florida Oh, how to state it. No, no Florida Gators with Tim D. Bill. That's right. Yeah, no, played for the Florida. Oh, how to state it? No, no, Florida Gators with Tim D. Oh, that's right.

Tim D told me under a, or a mar. Yep, they were. Percy Harvin said that it's the best way to solve. It's the best way to solve. It's the best way to solve. It's the best way to solve. It's the best way to solve. It's the best way to solve.

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They didn't kick him off the team. He would miss practice, would miss the team flight to the games. The boosters would charter him out. He'd be like, you know what, I do feel like playing like, cool, charter him out there and he'd ball out without playing. This continues in the NFL. He said his headache was so bad he got out of practice. He didn't play all year, then they went,

a person, it's the Super Bowl. Do you mind playing Super Eagles? I guess. Didn't play for months. This is the level you're dealing with. Didn't play for months. They kick off them. He hasn't touched a football in months, Brian.

They kick off them. He returns it for a touchdown. Can you bring Percy Harbin up? I want to see what he, I want to see just what he looks like. Fuck man. And did he what's he doing now? Like what would I have no clue? Is that him? Yeah, that's him. Yep, that's him. Yeah, well there he is. He's kind of muscular. Struggles with depression stuff. Yeah. But just a genuine freak across the board. I know people tell me it's the biggest freak. That's him. Look at this. Yeah. And

just couldn't, but just couldn't put it together because had problems with mental, you know, especially back then. why running back receiver like slot receiver Yeah, takeoff return specialist Free good game made a lot of money. I don't know. I don't know Interesting right how long did play for it not long. No, you played for a while bounce around a little bit. Yeah Now four four one in the 40. Yeah. Yeah. He's drafting the first round.

Hmm. It's not good, yes. They won't, we'll take a shot on it. You're tired in 2016. He had migraine. Tired of being in pain from migraine headaches, yeah. Yeah, and he's always complaining about migraines. He really bad migraines. He misgames from migraines.

You can understand that. You don't want to be hitting your head with a migraine. That's impossible to deal with. Wow. Funny, right? I tune what he got. All right, first one's pretty scary, but awesome. Oh.

Have you guys seen this video yet? Yeah, no, I haven't seen it. It's considered an Acro Paragolider, so they do like stunts and stuff like that, but his parachute wrapped around him And in the last minute he was able to get out so I'll show you real quick Oh, no, that's so scared look at this this, look at this, look at this. You're falling through the air.

And you're tangled up. So he's tangled up in all that parachute cord, parachute. So it's, he's just freefollowed right now. Yes he is. Oh he's getting close. Look how close that is. He barely made it. Got it. Still not a... This guy put the pit of me of calm under pressure not your time brother what was divine intervention of saving your own life. Oh my lord. Oh, it's happening. God's not making you jump out of the plane. I think it's him being you know, experience. Yes. Stay calm. Calm. Being calm is the main thing. That's you better. You know what to do. That's right. Yeah. I wouldn't. This is... So Alex Jones was on trial.

He did say that the attack on Sandy Hook was 100% real, but then now he's ordered to pay $49.3 million to the families. Here's what's interesting about him, at the, I don't know if you guys know about this about Alex Jones, even when he was banning, we got ban from all platforms. Even then, he was making $800,000 a day off his platform.

He's got a lot of money. A lot of, but they're like, oh, because they found out that, oh, you claim your bank rep. It's different. There's MC Hammer, Donald Trump bank rep, and Alex Jones bank rep. He's like, no, I'm bank rep. You can't pay this.

But then they've looked into the finances, like, oh, bubba. Because they had a forensic economist, forensic investigators, and it showed that he has around 270,. Because they had a forensic economist, forensic investigators, and it showed that he has around 270,000. It's all crazy. He's the face of conspiracy theories, thinking how interested people are in all that around the world, and then I also think,

I also think about is with Alex Jones, he's a complicated dude, right? And I've met Alex Jones, he was nice to me. I like him, but if I'm one of those parents, my child is killing that, dude, you think I'm mad you'd be at him, say you know what's fake, this was stagious, he's not real.

They got harassed, Brad. I would fight him. Of course you would. I would fight him. But also, you know, $50 million, well, my thing is that he can afford it, he will afford it, and then what'll happen is he will go on to become even bigger Maybe maybe if your alchon's venue better hope I don't know if he's bigger what he got my binl high

I don't know if he is bigger because clearly he lied on the stand he perjured himself you can see it You can see it. You see that? You see that? You gave us two years, your lawyer gave us two years. But you see the lawyer fucked up and accidentally sent their pants to the prosecution. Two years? Two years to the other lawyers.

That's fish, right? On purpose? No, on accident. It looks on purpose. I got scum on the tip of my head. Me too. I read them like, oh, cleared you. It looks like the lawyer's coming in at Alex Jones.

Or someone paid him off easily. Yeah, he's been a little bit of trouble, huh? Yeah, but I don't know. Is there anything about the purge rear now? I guess you just pays 50 million. Well, now they're looking to the January 6th commission with such a waste of time. Hate Democrats, move on.

We have bigger fish to fry. Yeah, there's like multiple charts. So this is like one of them. There is like three more or something I see going court with. So who knows how much he's gonna owe in the brand. What's weird is like, side of me around here. I know.

What's weird is how, you know, obviously, Rogan defends all the stones. But Rogan does say, yeah, he made a mistake. He makes a lot of mistakes, but he's a lot of things right. He's like, that's the problem. A broken clock. It's right twice a day.

Right, that's that's probably the impression. Like you, like you was talking about, but yeah, yes and no, right, because if you're saying, you know, with his stuff, like he was talking about Epstein Island 10 years ago, he was like, oh, there's an island where they go and they have famous people go there and they compromise and have them look up with underage girls.

And it's like, you're out of your mind. That's probably true, right? No, that's true, no, I'm telling you, you have a broken bottom up. Yeah, I remember. You need to have someone create a clip of all the shit you got right throughout all the year. Yeah, because he's like, you got more right than you've got wrong, but the stuff he's got wrong,

he's got wrong, wrong. Now, that's interesting. I do think that that's probably one of the reasons he's so fucking successful, because. Oh, there wouldn't be, if he was wrong all the time, he can only be wrong for many long, for people who are, I were out, dude. No, he's got some very strong followers,

and I'm not, I have to be careful about criticizing because I don't know enough about what, I don't follow him. I like how it's shown. I hate his Sandy Hook. Yeah, that's the thing. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. So, those parents, I'm like, you pay them.

Yeah. But then, go back to work. Yeah. Because I like his work. So, that's the thing. That's what that's, that's what I lost. That's where I lost. So those parents, I'm like, you pay them. Yeah. But then go back to work. Yeah. Because I like his work. So it's interesting. That's where he lost. I think you need people like it.

I think you need outliers. I think people that push against the fringe. I think he's great. And you're the face of it. Of course he's making money. I feel like he's entertaining. I just think that people who lend a voice to misinformation and mal information and disinformation are the problem. And he could be considered one of those people

under certain circumstances. That's fair. No, he's definitely not, you know, it's okay to criticize them, you know, but also in his business, you're going to take some shots, dude. You are. It'd be like this though, there's. So I think you have to become to the distinction. So YouTube, you could say YouTube censors me, or you could say YouTube prioritizes certain things over the other thing.

Now the question is, is that censorship, or is that just YouTube prioritizing one thing over here, over the other? And there is a distinction, and you have to kind of be specific about it. So one could be censorship as in, they're stopping it from being seen, or are they just prioritizing this for X, Y, and ZVs?

The problem is they've shut down things that they, to think, is misinformation, where they're not scientists, they're not. So they would say, nope, this doesn't agree with our agenda, you're shut down. And that's where I have a problem. Yeah, because you don't know Well, and that's some information, but this isn't right. Well to me you like you're that's not your job No, I'm fine with misinformation people saying Sandy Hooks fake, which we know it's not because there's parents grieving

And then there's a difference between when the pandemic started and people said this or people said this and you decide Because you align with this publicly, right? when the pandemic started and people said this or people said this and you decide because you align with this publicly. Right. Can I say the latest Tim Dillon show as this guy Curtis Yarven as a guest, Super Smart Computer Scientist guy and he broke down some of the reasons that we have these issues of misinformation in a way that's better than almost anything. On the side of New York Times, Harvard and all these things

were the sort of, you know, the academic industrial complex are all in alignment because of the interest behind it. Like, you know, we have this sort of like expert bureaucracy. And when it benefits them to do something, they're all going to be like, see, like the New York Times set it. See, the Harvard set it, but they're all working essentially in conjunction because they have the same

interest of like self-interested elites from the mix of the property. Yeah, but they're all working essentially in conjunction because they have the same interests of like, self-interested elites who make a bunch of money. But that's the problem when New York Times and LA and you do some other stuff like that. Yes, but they're all on the same side, the left or whatever, far left, and they have a gender push, well that's not what we do. Yeah.

But here's like, well Harvard said it, well they are a time-setting. But why are they saying it? Yeah, you're all in the same agenda. For the same pool, yeah. It, we have here is like well Harvard said it will they are time said it, but why are they saying? Yeah, yeah, they're all you're all in the same pool. Yeah, it's not good Nope, they didn't be neutral On both sides. I don't there's missing from don't get twisted. There's misinformation on the right and yeah Yeah, yeah, and they should be in charge of that with slept to right We can't just say oh the right has

Harder just leave it left, but that's insane. Right. Correct. But you know Instagram, like, will meta, because Facebook, aka, beta owns Instagram, and they're being sued by parents whose children, like, teens have committed suicide, because now they used to be able to protect it by this behind this law where social media isn't responsible for third party content? That doesn't work anymore.

Kids come in suicide. And because, yeah, they can't be responsible of what the third party's put out, but they are responsible for creating an algorithm that, let's say you're looking up suicide, it keeps every morning showing you other likes of suicide, suicide. So this girl who's like 14,

was, you know, she was manic, depressive, like, had really bad depression. She looked up a video of this lady hanging herself with a belt. And then by looking that up, Meta goes, let's show her this all the time. Now that's not a third party thing. That's the algorithm that they've created.

So every day she's waking up, seeing it's on interface, interface. What does she do a few months later? Kills herself the exact same way that she was shown on social media. So now there's several people that have done that, and now they're suing meta, and they're saying it's the biggest case they've ever had to fight because they've been able to hide behind the wall. It doesn't work in the scene.

Now you're augurant, push her in that right? AI radicalization, right? Dude, that's the thing about this shit. It's creating monsters that we're not even aware of. 14 years. We're aware of it now, because there've been some whistleblowers who worked on real, no, they were very aware of this algorithm's hurting kids,

but they decided to get proceeds over taking care of health. Yeah. So what we need with children, especially I have really young children, but we need is that taste to come to light and they win. So Metta's forced to change their algorithm. So that doesn't happen in the future. Because if they can keep doing it and the law protects them, we're fucked. Fucked.

Fucked. Two dads, two fucks. Two dads. Two dads, two fucks. You give all the fucks when you got kids, all the fucks. That's the title we would use. That's not stupid. Yeah, so Brittany Griner sentenced to nine years in prison

in Russia. I love Elon Musk's take on this. What's his name? He goes, everybody's up in arms about Brittany Grinergos. We have hundreds of people in America that are in prison for the same offense. Where's the energy when it comes to them? We're just going to be upset about Britney Grant, she's good at basketball.

There's people here in America that we're mistreating because of weed offenses. And then come all the hair, let's get her out. You know how many people you put in prison due to weed? And then would use them as slave labor? And now you want to say get Britney Griner out? It's like, hold on. You know how many people you put in prison due to weed? Yeah. And then would use them as slave labor. And hold on, and now you wanna say get Brittany Griner out? Yeah. You out of your fucking mind?

Correct. Also, tack two more years on to Brittany Griner because she said she could be the male NBA player. So, Russia tacked two more years on. Is that true? Yeah. Said she could be like a famous one. What?

Yeah. You out of your mind? She might have just been talking to you. No, no, no. She has very deep voice. And she's very... You know what's interesting? Have you seen who they want to trade? Who we have that guy?

He's the death's arm dealer. The arm dealer of death. Even Trump, Elon, we're like, whoa, whoa, this ain't a fair trade man. This guy's a real fucking bro. He's not a death enough. Yeah, the merchant of death, that's right. No, have you seen him?

Have you looked into him? Yeah. Dude, we killed that guy, dude. Terrible guy. Yeah. Fucking terrible guy. Provided weapons for like the worst atrocities in Africa. Horrible.

Horrible. He's a bad bad dude. Oh my god. It's not a fear of trade. But if you're Russia, she's just a pawn in the game. Dude, you want to talk about bad timing The worst timing the history of professional The just Russia decides to go to war with Ukraine and have issues with America and you want to try and sneak illegal drugs in Russia because you thought you were safe by the all-guard. Oh

Daddy's one of the things you can't see all full time. I think she'll get off though, right? I mean, well, they, what, what, I bet we trade the arms dealer for her. Well, that's not a good trade, but I think there's got to be something we can do. Well, here's the other thing. To be fair though, they do have a military person over there that they're gonna release the military person, which is I'm all for,

and Brittany Granted. Brittany Granted is most famous, but no one's talking about the other person. So we'll release the merchant of death for the veteran and Brittany Grann. No one's talking about the veteran who's getting it released. He's over there for whatever reason. Let's get trade.

Yeah. I guess, I don't know. That merchant sounds awful. Yeah. Merchant of death? Terrible. What? Terrible.

But Russia, you know, for them it's just a game. What's this now? I had a friend who was a paramedic and he said that when he used to go to old people's homes, you know, old people would die lonely and then he'd never discover him for like two weeks or whatever. Right. When he'd go and then they'd break in the house. If the person had a dog, the dog would starve to death next to the body.

And if the person had a a cat the cat would eat facts Tell you why I had a friend Me and him are in the exact same wavelength. I love this guy. It's the best thing he said all day If the person had a dog the dog would starve to death next to the body And if the person had a cat the cat would eat eat. What the fuck? The comment the person goes, I don't mind, the cat needs it more than me. I'm dead. I don't want the cat to starve.

I love that cat. Eat my ass. Yeah, I've heard that though. Yeah, I've heard that multiple times. I've never been a fan of cats. No. So this clip has been going around. Would you do this?

This is my question. I guess this guy was celebrating his divorce by doing this. I guess this guy would not. There's some this. I guess it was that I would not. There's some that looks like I've been doing what if you broke your leg and then you just have to keep falling down. Did he break his leg? No, I'm just saying what if? What if you get your knee yourself and then you get lost 40 feet?

Yeah, that's, that's, uh, I don't fuck with those rides. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Is that Alex Jones? It is Alex Jones, is after he's, that's how it was celebrating. Not paying 40 million Dude, why do you jump off the top dad's a tit son? They're not good tits. No, not the tits. I want to see no There was one that Brendan said with the body modification. Oh my god. You see that person. It's insane. It's not here. No The top of the original email. I send it

Wait, what is that? Oh, there it is. There we go. Click on this. You can probably play a video with no volume, but look at this person. Wait, what? Body modification, fanatic, go up, Chin? Oh, you could probably play the video. It's from Tick-Kock. Music. You know what? Yeah, a little... You know what? You know what? Yeah, middle. What's cut a leg off? What's cut a leg off? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? The full interview is on Renate Pointe's YouTube channel. You can find this Renese Z. If you're a fan of the Black Alien Project, I highly recommend you go watch this interview. It's fantastic. So what are you doing? He's trying to amputate one of his legs and split his penis in half. But why take the leg off? Aliens have one leg? That's a great question. Because he is out of his fucking mind. Yeah. Because he is actually. So it says tattooed man who plans to become a black alien.

Okay, Dicey. And one hand turned into a claw. Now once one of his legs amputated, he's also announced on his black alien project Instagram page that his next operation will be splitting his penis into two. Again, that he's still 44% of his way of girl becoming a black alien. Now listen, we don't girl becoming a black alien now listen

We don't know what a black alien looks like when I met it and I'm not sure they have one leg and split their dick That's what before you do this. Let's just get confirmation these black aliens do this go to his inscription black alien He is out of his fucking. Yeah, that's body just more for you in a way. Yeah, I mean it's beyond that Can you imagine seeing that thing in the street no I would lose my shit yeah block alien project there it is superficial to certified what's wrong one oh my lord oh my lord oh my god I like it is posing for cool Instagram pics, you know.

Oh, he's with his tongue. Yeah, and his nose. Tell you to his nose. And his fingers. Oh, he put a claw, he got a surgery, so he has a claw. Yeah. So he amputated those two fingers in.

Yep. What a crazy person. What doctor's doing this? Well, I guess freedom of choice? I guess. But yeah, some doctors would definitely object to that on ethical issues, on ethical grounds. I think you're not even allowed to do it, right?

That's be underground. Here's a question for you. Oh my God. Here's a question for you, B. Oh, you had big, big, big, big things. That's the right now. Get that big lizard dick sticking on the front. Brian, not, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big What's he doing? Is that a big day? He just wants to be an alien. Even aliens really wanted to piss off your dad. Oh my god, dude. Even aliens are like what enough fuck? aliens like we don't look like this. Oh

He wants to put this taken to yeah, he's just interested in creating the most horrific look he can possibly create People will take pictures with him That's not I'm assuming he really started off as a white guy. Yeah, I'm assuming he's not he's not long for this world I don't know. Yeah, that's fair Brian. I just don't know it is originally. Yeah, what a good looking guy What a good looking guy, but what a mess Wow Good looking guy. What a good looking guy, but what a mess. Wow. Good looking guy. That's how it started. Some guy said he did all this to hide that he's gay.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let me do it to yourself if it makes him happy though. Yeah, what is happy? Mother is not happy. Happy. I'll say the stuff. Listen to me. Happy. It's not happy. Okay. This is a guy who has full blown neurosis, like full blown sight. This is a psychotic, this is an insane psychotic break.

And Cheney Brown, I would assume his relationship with his brother and father's not great. He's just, I don't want to go out of the limping. Some people are genuinely out of their mind, and that's an example. And if that's not complete, they out of your mind, if that's not completely mentally, what do you think is great? He's been,

I mean, this is somebody who is, he's cutting his head. He's killing himself. He's trying to deform himself. Now, he's he's he's dude. Here trying to deform now Here's one thing I'm jealous of I bet he breathes. Oh, got him well. Oh my god. What that? I bet he breathes so much. He's on his I'm there. Look at him. Look what he did to himself. All right, is this 100% real though?

You think this is thinking? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good question, Chan. Oh, 100%. How would it not be real? Yeah, what do you think you'd use in Photoshop if free Photoshop? It's makeup, I don't know.

Oh, not the nose. No, I mean, just like you said, it looks like a better- What about the fingers? I don't know, but we've seen the stuff on Instagram before though. I remember that. I'm never saying this. I think this is in my beyond something.

Oh, come on. You might be dealing with a mask. No. I'm not dealing with a mask, Brett. Not the lips. No, no, the lips in the nose and their heads all the time. And also, you can get those things inserted into your skull.

People have done all the time. No, they definitely do that, but his face is like, I can't watch this anymore, it makes me sad. His face face is what it looks like there's a lot of layers on top of this makes me sad man yeah I have implanted at the skin yeah I've seen those two before I think he's a hundred I'm always I'm always skeptical I'm always skeptical here I really hope you're right okay I hope you're fucking right um the lug and Paul W W stuff was pretty good. Yeah, that's insane. See this clip? What is this?

This Logan Paul's debut on the WWE show seems kind of impressive. He's actually out of the kid. So he has twisted his kids out there. Shit. All the way to the outside. Logan Paul was to no time. And apparently this earned him, and that's the mizzy's doing it against. Apparently this urnum a lot of like credit with the WWE fans.

Yeah, like he's going above and beyond. That's not what the back flips. That's not easy dude. Wait a minute, it's four! We're just taking it ready to take the biggest risk of the ball! Holy shit. But I'm an old boy! And risk taker ready to take the biggest risk of the ball! Oh my god! Holy shit! You know, okay?

Stop crushing McNally to the cover! One, two, three! Listen, they crowd. At the start, they weren't into it. I love them. That's the thing about Logan Palmer. Once they're in, you know, once he's involved some, he's... he's...'s Undeniable 100%

You can see this on a Francis and Gano's Instagram page. This was a real post city made Advertising his jujitsu Academy some people ask questions Well Not how you do that. I'm not watching this. And the caption is, I'm turning my eye. You know, three different ways.

Get better at advertising, because I can't look at this. I'm not gonna look at it. My boy Austin Wake goes to these all. Showing off five different ways to stack your opponent. And they say stack too. Yeah. Francis and God, I was probably not the God of God,

I have a five-year ways to get my ass eaten. They're right now. That's the worst. Like, yeah, what the hell is this? I was probably not the guy to have a five-year-waste to get my assy The worst like yeah, what the hell? He should made a joke when I K ladies who's this thing come my jizouk. You know something. This is wow Thought it was like a McDow Joe life posted first for the actual Academy. Yeah, look at my oh Francis got it actually posted Okay Cool, yeah, I've got a bless them. them. Probably open that up in Africa or something like that. And I'm sure there's not a lot of gist of schools there, but also do a striking gym, right?

No one likes it. Francisco, I wanna learn his gist of it. We did the started. Yeah, I like to do this one. The rock-quoted date. I find it offensive that police officer in England will stalk me for speeding and then refuse to take a bribe and pretend No, no, I'll tell you why cuz he'll sit there go no, this is the law law in order and pretend that the law means something and

Fuck me over, but if you're a billionaire or you're Boris Johnson, you can go to Epstein's Island You can fuck it though parties to her. COVID you know the fuck you want right right? So the whole idea of law and orders lie, I find it offensive. That bleep. Hmm. Yeah. So he, yeah, he's some wiggle room there. He goes, I like living in Crop countries because everybody can play. Yeah.

I see what you're saying. Not just the elite. Yeah. Rock is my quote. Yeah, the rock did use your quote. The rock, if you're watching, I hope you heard that and didn't remember Andrew's name. But I think you must have. Hey, I heard this quote the other day, but I'm not sure where from.

Then he directly called you. Come on rock, bang, come on Dwayne. It wasn't I, right? I heard this one. The rock is my quote. It's cool. I heard this quote the other day that I want to share with you guys. I'm paraphrasing here, but it goes like this.

The person who goes to the gym every single. I'm paraphrasing here, but it goes like this. The person who goes to the gym every single day, regardless of how they feel, will always beat the person who goes to the gym when they feel like going to the gym. The men who goes to the gym every single day regardless of how he feels will always beat the man who goes to the gym when he feels like going to the gym. Hustle's university. He's such a character. He's awesome. I love him. He's such a character. He's awesome. I love him.

We did it. Yeah. Well, we did it again, Brennan. We did it, man. You came back from the... You need me, I'll be in Tahiti. Oh, that's where you have Tahiti. We're going to do a little more room down there. No, no shrums in Tahiti. I'm only going to do that stuff with professionals.

Who can guide me through this? Smart. but I want you guys to know you made a shrimp trip and you're okay And I made it back your life from Baltimore August 18th. I will be in Salt Lake City for one night Just one night one night. I'm going out to Annie Stumps wedding. My buddy's wedding. Oh nice. Yeah in Utah Montana, but Utah for Salt Lake is where I stop off. Yeah. I'll do Salt Lake City. I'll do wise guys. One night. One show or two shows.

One show, maybe two, it depends on how we sell. But right now it's one show. I bet you do too, there, buddy. I hope so. Nashville, Tennessee is in August 26, 27. Yes, some good dates come up. San Jose, California improv, September 15, 17. We got Spacan Washington comedy club,

September 22, 24, and we'll take it from there. We got a busy September. Next up for me, one night only August 26 at the Den Theater, once you're only at 7.30 with the thick boys squad. That is one night downtown Chicago Den Theater, because on the 27th reason why I'm in Chicago on the 27th, we have the Tough Mudder, the Thick Mudder.

The heat is at 11am, go to Tough Mudder.com. It is selling out. Get tickets right now. Use promo code Teambrennen, you save 10% off when you sign up there, use that promo code. So the Tough Mudder in Chicago is on the 27th. My comedy show at the Dent Theater on the 26th, the Friday right before that we have

Shobbing friends August 31st big boy show August 31st at the Hollywood improv then September gets Thick we have Appleton West Concent that things almost sold out September 8th through the 10th is Appleton West Concent Ontario in problem my favorite clubs Ontario in Prov California Ontario That's September 15th to 17th and then Boston laugh Boston your boys gonna spend some time in Boston Laugh Boston September 29th to October 1st get your ticket at thickboy.com or FATKZ.com for Brian and myself. Is that it buddy? That's it pal. Hi kids. Love. This, the fire kid, we're out. For the ones who work hard to ensure their crew can always go the extra mile, and the ones

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