The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 823: WHY MANTI TE'O IS WINNING

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

The boys talk their respective Montana trips and how to best avoid trouble with different kinds of bears, Bryan's show in at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City and attending Joe Rogan's show at the Maverik Center, the two back to back to back Calabasas Fight Companions at Thiccboy Studios this weekend and all the crazy fights that went down including Usman vs Edwards, Rockhold vs Costa, and Mike Perry vs Michael Venom Page, and react to current events like the pastor who berated his congregation for not getting him a watch. Onnit - onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the runner back cause we back at 8 a.m. Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right?

Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again.

It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid. We're out.

Come on, baby. Well, you're a little peepy on my bed. I know. You peeped on your pants a little bit. And you said that, you went, oops. A little pe- you didn't put it back in. Yep. Put the snake back in the trousers. You're not done yet.

The drip, but it was a little more than drip. That's what happens. I'll put it back in and he's like, I wasn't done. It's just gonna be. You know, like, if I was in a really cold area, I would freeze to death, my dick would fall. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. Yeah, you can't tell these jeans though.

Yeah, but there is a little bit of stain, isn't there? I mean, you can't really tell? I can't from here. Oh, you can tell from here. Definitely tell. That's how the lot of pee is. Oh, right, what, right, what, but we're in the middle of conversation.

I was in pain. But was that because you put it back in and you pissed through it? Yes? Right, right, right, right. But we're in the middle of conversation. Right. I wasn't paying attention. But was that because you put it back in and you pissed through it? Yes. Oh, okay. I thought it was done. No, you weren't done. I wasn't paying attention.

And then just like, let's put this. Can't rush. It's put this back in the can. Yeah, you can't rush. The snake went, I'm not done. I'm not done. That's the problem with rushing everything. There was a guy, my acting teacher,

used this as an example. Whether it's Tornado, he said, you know, gotta take your time, guys. You guys are rushing through these scenes. And my friend, I, I, I, I, she was such a dear friend of mine. And she was coming to visit me. And she had been in Michigan. The winter was horrible. And spring was here. And she was going to come to New York. And we had such a great time. I had everything planned. I had all these shows lined up and everything else. And she died and everybody goes,

whoa, what happened? She was eating a piece of meat and she didn't shoot it. And she choked and died in her fucking house. So the point of the story is don't rush. She was 25. Oh wow. Yeah. All of us were like, well,

hey, how about a better example? All the presents. Fuck. Tough piece of meat. I feel like we haven't been in here in a, what, two weeks. It's been a little time off. You and I were both in Montana. So lots, lots transpired.

I mean, I was in, yeah, I was in Montana as there are two days through Friday. Yeah. Yeah, and then. I had a really good weekend. I, I, Thursday, I practically sell out wise guys. It's a Thursday night. I love that show. One show or two shows. One show, Salt Lake City. All good. And then Rogan hits me up and says, come to my show. Come see this. Oh,

because he's in Salt Lake City for the UFC and doing shows. He wasn't playing wise guys though. No, they don't. No, he was playing the Maverick Center. Now, the center, the Maverick Center. Now, when you play the center, gotta understand, as I was going there, I go, what's all this traffic? Why am I stuck in this?

Oh, it's my friend. They're coming to see my- 14,000 people, my friend. Is this where the jazz play? You know what, sure. Sure. Yeah. Well, it's 12,000 people. That would make sense. I don't know. 12,000 people. There might be two arenas. And he's in the, he's in the round. So he's in the middle of all of them. And I have to say that he's,

he's firing on all cylinders. Mr. Rogan, yes. And I think this next special is going to be unbelievable. Now did he? Best thing I've ever seen him do. Best thing I've ever seen. I've seen him play there. Interesting. By the best hour I've seen and I don't know how long. Oh, well, I think I told you. Now, cadetty, have put you on stage though. Can Brian jump up there? I'm sure he would. Sure, he would have. The thing is Tony, it's a well-oiled machine. When you got that many people there's a time thing. The Asian fellow is hilarious. He's very funny. Tony, Tony, Tony, and Hescliffe who crushed it.

That's it. It's a show. You don't want to do another third. There's a timer. Yeah. And also it was last minute. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I will say it was last minute. And then Rogenpay does over an hour. He does, he does almost exactly an hour. He finds it doing more than that is a little bit much. 100%. You know, with 12,000 weight too much. Yeah.

But God damn that hour. God damn that hour. It was fun, huh? He's got it all dialed in. You're dialed in, boom. Now you and I are gonna fly to Austin. We're gonna fly to Austin. I don't know if we're supposed to say that right now.

Oh, I mean, I think he wants to keep that a really secret. Okay. Yeah. But either way, you and I will fly to Austin. Do something. That's all I'm gonna say, we're gonna do something. Little teaser.

And do something. I told you, you missed two fight campaigns over the weekend. I did. With the great Bert Kreischer, four-hour fight campaign. Wow. We did bare knuckle fighting. I've never, you know, I've never watched a full card. Yeah, Mike Perry fought in that.

Mike Perry, Michael Vennon Page, but they have a lot of fights on that card, dude. A lot of fights. It's not like UFC five. Too many, maybe. I think so. Like I think next time we'll tell, you know, BKFC Hage, which is doing the last five.

Yeah. We can't do whatever's done. How did Michael Vennon Page do in bear knuckle fight? What do you think, Juan, Brian? What do you think, Juan? I would give the, I would say definitely Michael V do in bear not what do you think one bra? What do you think one? I would all I would give the I would say definitely Michael Venom page, but you would think that but he's not allowed to kick No, and so it's a different distance than he's used to maybe and also Mike is a is a hearty dude So it's just tough like a lot of that. There's not those just toughness. I think with Mike Venom Page

You know, he's more of a fragile more. I'm not fragile But I'm not fragile. He's beat the monsters He's more of a technician and that's more not fragile, but I'm not fragile. He's beat to monsters. He's more of a technician. And that's more, you know, bawling and that's Mike Pagas game. So he beat him. He beat him. He beat him.

There were five rounds and then they gave it up. I'm six rounds. Seven dead. Why is Michael Venom Page doing bear knuckle fighting? And why not? Why did they not? Why did they never bring him into the UFC? Well, he's with Bellator.

I know. He's making too much money in Bellator. Well, he's with Bellator. So he can't wait. So he's still there. Yeah. Bellator allowed him to do this one off with being up The only person I ever saw him get beat him was that Lima guy, but everybody yes, he just beat fuck at everybody Oh, so exciting, but my page, you know, just pressured him made ugly in one fight dropped in the first round to wow My parents are dog. Yeah, but then you see how tough Michael Manon Page is too,

if you can take that kind of beating, get dropped and go. I mean, it was not a beating, it was just like a brawl, you know, not a beating. Yeah, the fights were, that Luke Rockhold fight was just, like, I don't know if people know, but his nose got shattered. So he was breathing in that altitude. He'd only been up in that altitude for three days.

And then he was breathing through his fucking mouth. That's not fun, but he's still just going, fuck you. I think if he's acclimated in that fight, you run that fight back, I think he wins. Where's retiring, right? Yes, he's retired. And part of the reason I think he didn't win. I, I, you know, I don't think he wins I you know I Love Luke Rockle. Do you know this? I think he's I think he's also yeah, but gone telling yeah to end of the road from He's older his body wasn't firing all cylinders. I Think the notion that altitude was the reason why he was pretty things so hard and fatigue is not an excuse

Luke knows this I he you I came out, you know, busy talking to Jason Perrello, he didn't spar or train that over. Well, first of all, he couldn't spar. I didn't know this came out because I wasn't that saying it. But because of his leg and stuff, he just wasn't able to spar. So that was Luke going in there,

not even being able to spar, just having to be conditioned. You're gonna get tired. There's only one way to get in tight shape, and that's by fighting. Right. Doing all the running and... Doesn't matter.

Grappling, no, you gotta. I would see guys who are like competitive triathlates, like ranked triathlates come into box. Oh, different animal. This guy was literally after one round, couldn't breathe and felt like... No, just different. Yeah, so for Luke, it's, you know,

but being in shape is number one thing, but you know, I just think he's end of the road. You look at the way also he was like the, the comments he's making, the press conference and stuff like that. He was like, I think mentally he was like, he's probably the last one. Yes.

Fuck it. Let's burn the house down. And I enjoyed it. Me too. I think the fight was sloppy, you know, and like I said on the companion the guys who were ranked But you know six or seven or phoma at the dick to fight polo or Luke now. Yeah, like oh, this is easy money Yes, you know, well, he's just older like you don't remember Luke

So we know for hot second he had the injuries and whatever the other layoff But you when he was in his prime one of the best ever do it. I think one of the best ever Yeah, so without question like a and Chelsea I'm saying that about him being like he's in that conversation Nobody talks about best middleweight ever not a lot, but Well, I'm just in silver. Yes. Yeah, he's up there with all those guys I think I mean, I think it's not an action So, but if you look at who he's beaten like Tim Kennedy Fucking Jacarei. I mean ever he fought all comers

Yeah, when strike first. He's a monster. Yeah, I mean, he fought all comers, but yeah. When Strike first, he's a monster. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's Chris Wyman. He's one of the best to do it for sure. Monster, monster. But I thought it was a good way to go out in a lot of ways. I thought it was just, yeah, I thought he finally got like the accolades he deserves.

You know, talking about a guy gets a lot of hate, you know, because the way he looks and he's very brash and arrogant, but we know him and he's not really that way. That's kind of a character. So he's the best. Yep. Yeah, it was good. And then,

Pfft, me on Edwards, dude. Nuts. He was just, I was very job my great 50 seconds left. Let me get the fuck out of him. I'm like, I've been podcasted for seven hours. I'm ready to get the fuck out of him. Boom! The Annobert said, hold my two I'm ready to get the fuck out of it. Boom!

The Annobert said, hold my two-piece in soda. Check this out. Yeah. I mean, I'm with Rogan and everyone, greatest knockout all time, hands down. Yeah, I mean, never better. Estonishing. You be, sort of,

when the best ever do it in his prime. And if you would have won, would have broke Anderson Silva's all-time defense record? Yes. Well, so on his way to winning. Incy, you know, so on his way to winning. Insane. You know, so on his way to winning. And that's just...

54 seconds? Yeah. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do.

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So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. So you have to do. It was astonishing. It was just like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, it was going on because that car was, but Luke's fight was fun with Kasto. That was probably the funnest fight in the car. And then come on, I was when I said this, lean into it like that can be fun fight. Like come on, I was going to hold them down like get them against the cage. They can strike with them a ton. Leon won that first round with a trip.

We got them out didn't do much. Right. Then you get three, we get three more than almost four rounds of him home against cage take him down Yeah, I do it done. Yeah, and then just What you're slipped this for a second real quick. Can you lean the air? I think he punched with this hand and then you know You're a jab he threw a jab and then come on It was with the same hand as the so his back foot was back and he threw, it put it in his, he went, you reminded him with it.

Yeah. And oh, you're gonna slip, could that kinda say thing that happened in Daniel Quormier with John Jones, where he slipped to the right foot. Right into it. Boom, right into it. Oh, it's like taking a bat.

Oh. Oh. Woo. We on that, where's the? I think that the rematch, what's interesting about when a champion gets knocked out, especially a champion, is great and dominant. Like a man in Nunes? Do you want opinion?

Then they go, oh hell no. They come back with a champion. So one of two things happens. One, and I'm going to tell you what I think, So one of two things happens. One, and I'm gonna tell you what I think, but one of two things happen. One is there's a fighter who gets your number and because you got knocked out for whatever reason, you're not quite the same.

I don't think so. I'm saying wait, but then there are fighters like, I'm an anunias who go, hola hola, what the fuck does that, huh, you got lucky there. Okay, I got some, I got serious. I'm gonna take this serious. Now you got my attention. Now you got my attention.

I'm coming forward. I think that's 100% the case with it was month. However, how long does it was month been fighting? He too has always rumbled a little bit about the idea that maybe he's getting his knees. What there's, he has bad knees, but also he there's been a lot of competition from like Leon was the last one Homs out if you beat snake. There's that if you want to beat that young line, but it's like he's I'm not going to light heavyweight Because he's beat everybody so now you know, all right not gonna light heavyweight you gotta beat Leon

But I also think there's a chance that's not a immediate rematch Because I think if I'm tomorrow's team, we're not fine to February. That's a bad workout. Leon can fight, you know, two months So I think what they're gonna do is like a Leon vs. Mazvidal Leon vs. Colby something like that Mazvidal be good Colby, I'd rather see the Colby thing to Mazvidal to make any sense But for the fans it makes sense. I don't know how that fight. But you can't give Mazzle a lot of time. And Colby be great to watch.

That'd be really, really fun. And Colby gets the belt and then has to fight tomorrow. It'd be fun, huh? Oh yeah. And also, if you're on Edwards' fan, like, you know, just history shows, you know, I think he's a plus 275 hundred dog, already in the trilogy.

The chance is I can win that fight. The chance of him landing that kid again in Kamau over 25 minutes. You gotta solve that wrestling problem. I think you're gonna have your legs taken from under you. Kamau took his eye off the clock for one second. That's a fuck off. Welcome to Big Leaks. That's how it goes, man. That's how good people are. Like you're like, Ali, Leon's not that good. No, no, he is.

No, come on, was that good? You made it look like, Leon wasn't that good. And he literally just let his guard down for nanoseconds and got head kick KO. He's never been knocked out before, ever. Good, God, ever. Good, God.

Never lost in the UFC. Wow. That's so nuts. Welcome to the game. Welcome to so nuts. Welcome to the game. Welcome to the game. Welcome to the game, player one. Oh, dude, you know what, aired last night was House of Dragons, baby.

Really? You have no clue. No, I know all about it. Yeah, yeah. So good. I've been wondering what, give me your review. Well, I went in as a hater. As well, you should.

I'm deep and deep. I love me some game. Don't tell me about Game of Thrones. No, I know, I know, I know. I know a few tournaments for six years and I refuse. I think it's a great show of all time hands down. That's like, yeah, I thought it was a great phone.

It's better than me, fuck. Yeah, yeah. That blackberry. I even like season eight. That's how balls do you buy me in Game of Thrones? Love it. So when it started, I was kind of hating on, I'm like, it doesn't really look like Game of Thrones.

And my girl was like, would you shut the fuck up and just watch it? 20 minutes in, I was like, oh my God. It's fucking good. Really? Oh, dude. It's so... I need something to watch.

I mean, me too. Like, I'm on my 47th episode of Love Island, the new season UK, that's my favorite show, Shout out to Luca. But then on fucking House of Dragons, and what I like, you know what I like you know what I Enjoyed it too. You can't binge watch it. You have to preach it and build up the hype to the phone Sunday It's bills going we're not Netflix. You're gonna wait every Sunday for this to come out and I appreciate that

Yes I would have been up to three in the morning finish of that series. And then you don't appreciate it enough. Right. Like I was strange or things was like that. I brushed to it, then I have nothing to look forward to. And they can't keep coming out with these huge shows non-stop. They take time. It takes time. And the time is where it's at, dude. So for a house of dragons?

Oh, it's so good. So you're giving it, is it as good as? Oh, it's up there, daddy. Right away, you're on board. And then also, you know, the backstory, because, no, I don't know what's in the story. Well, not on time, it takes, it's a prequelquel so I think it's 300 years before all the Game of Thrones should have no set so they're referencing like the white walkers And they're then come in they think they're coming but they don't come for whatever 300 years from there

But they are preparing for that and just those nuggets and the dragons like fuck yeah, dude and the dragon The dragon's bad. Oh, it's don't do because the dragons when fuck yeah dude. And the dragon. The dragon's bad. Oh it's dope dude. Cause the dragons when we were introduced to them, they were being held captive under the castle. Oh not now, now they're flourishing. They're out there. Now they ride them like hoobers.

Now mother of dragons, she's far from being born. That's a whole different thing. Wait, this is the beginning of the dragons? No, they've been the family, but he It's interesting because the king has to Say who's next heirs and he wanted to son, but he only has daughters So they have this little badass girl and she's the next to air, but he's never getting a attention She's not a boy. Yeah, and then fine, you know, I don't suppose finally he has to give her the air

Wow, and then he tells her you know, he's like, do you know what makes this special? And she's like, yeah, we have dragon blood, like, you know, we ride dragons. And she's like, but we're not special. We're just, we're only special because we have the dragons. If we don't have dragons, we're just like every other man. He's like, correct, bitch. It's so good, dude. I'm telling you, I take Todd Feltman because his boys aren't the ones that wrote it. I said, they're not the ones? No, it's not the original writers from the original. Okay, because the original one was taken

from the books House of Fire and Ice or something like that. Yeah, but the guys who produced directed the Game of Thrones on HBO are Todd's guys, and they're not involved in the same capacity. Is it, but it is HBO? It's still HBO, so still a huge budget. So it's a new rider. Dude, it's so good.

God damn. I text time like, you know, you don't want to hear this. I give it a day plus. It was fucking dope. It will, it will definitely, you know, cure your appetite if you're, if you're sad about not seeing dragons and, you know, oh, it's good. Wow. Oh, it's good dude. How was Montana? Montana was the best the best the best I was I was there hot hot. I don't know if I'm one summer anymore

It is hot. It was like, you know, I live in the valley. So it's fucking hot out there. It is hot What did you guys do? I mean you name it your road horses. My son was fucking mr. Horse It's weird how much my kids love horses because I've always been scared of them. Yes, as well. And you should be. I've always been terrified. And you should be. That's the greatest picture ever. No, but you should frame that. Look at a little. He is.

What's he saying? Oh, he's talking. He kept saying he keeps calling horses cowboys. God. How old is he now? Two. So fucking cute. That little hat? It's it's and what's you know most kids don't want to wear hats and shit He'd love the fucking hat. Wow. You guys with your hats Yeah, did you buy those hats there? No, we've had them

Let's take it. Let's take it. Can we take a break? That's a nice you got to take a break I'll take what I don't want to take a break from working out and you don't and you but you need a break from life You need to laugh. So come to Alpethin West Contest September 8th through the tent. And then come to Ontario, Improv September 15th, the 17th. And then take another break Boston, because I'm in Boston September 20th. You're in Boston in the first.

Go to thinkboy.com and get a break. Come out to your boy. Listen, if you're in Raleigh, North Carolina, maybe you want to take a break, maybe September 8th, 9th or 10th. Get a break. Get a break. Come to Raleigh, North Carolina, maybe you want to take a break. Maybe September 8th, 9th or 10th, you're gonna break some comedy, come to Raleigh's at Good Nights. Maybe San Jose, California, improv, September 15th, 16th, 17th, or Spacan Washington, Spacan Washington Comedy Club, September 22nd, 23rd, 24th, I'm just saying, all right? Get a break.

Yeah, or go to YouTube and watch Best Of, which we're gonna drop two more episodes up very soon here. But I need to get some exercise and I'm getting tired of the gym dude. I just want to do something at home maybe. Can you help me out? I want my legs in shape. Maybe I want to do some boxing. Maybe I want to do some strength training and some cardio. What do you got for me dude? I like to listen to music too. But you don't want to go to a gym? Yeah, and I like to mix it up and I like to have a coach there and I know it costs a fortune. So what do I don't know? Maybe I a gym you want to go to your home and I like to have a coach there and I know it costs a fortune So what do I don't know maybe I should hire a coach no daddy?

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there in the gift shop. When you get there, in the gift shop, is bear spray. And, and there are grislies everywhere. I text you. You have a little fear of the month. I'm scared with the bears. I need my son on UV T's. I think you view. ATVs. No, and I ATVU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, VU, V fear too. So it's me and my son and there's like eight other couples right and then there's a guy who leads the way and you guys are all driving those. Yeah we're driving those and we're going through you're in the middle of nowhere in the mouth and they can take they can they can alter our brow. I

mean we're there's no pat we're going up the mountain my son's laughing as I'm going through water splashing water having so much fun. Where was this in Montana? Where? About an hour outside in Missoula. Okay. In the middle of nowhere, in the fucking mountains, right? Yeah. So we're going, it's on six. So of course you ask wild questions, like are there polar bear sharks, snakes,

what else? It's like, no, there's not much in Montana. There's no rattlesnakes in Montana. Is that true? No, it is not. So we're going and we're coming back down. And because you go all the way up, it's about two hours up the mountain, So we're going and we're coming back down and because you go all the way up,

it's about two hours up the mountain, you know, I don't have to down, like you take this weird scenic route down. But you get to the top and there's a ghost town, where it's one of the first mining towns and it's just exactly how they left it. They've like upkeep it, but it's so cool. Like so old school, there's this guy called

two guns that you go by where he lived on the river. This is what's interesting, you'll have this. So they stopped there and he's like, this is two guns and he did this and he lived here. He's secluded. That's why he liked it here and he's a Montana favorite. He's kind of a legend and he died in 2003 of cancer, blah, blah. And the lady goes, the guy goes, yeah, he was what's known as a squatter and she goes in the rules in Montana is If you squat on a property for seven years legally in Monta it's yours It's just the government's like all right. You've been on it. I'm sure it's the land everything's yours So a lot of people have land from squatting she was but then BLM came along and

They're on it now be and she kept going BLM, BLM. And I'm like, look at the people like, no. And she goes, so BLM is on it now. So now they used to check every few years. Now they check every week. And I was like, a question from the whole group up real quick. You keep saying BLM. I'm from LA and she goes, oh my God, I didn't think about it. Oh, of course you are. She goes, BLM is the Bureau of Land Management. Management. She goes, oh, no.

And I was like, oh, for a second, I was like, holy shit, BLM's taking over Montana real estate. This is an issue. I was like, dude, this is a real, I was like, do you know their back? This is an issue. They couldn't stop laughing like, listen,

where I come from, BL, stance from way different. She's like, oh my God, you're quit saying that. Mark's just starting to say, yeah, I was like, yeah, don't use BLM. Like use the actual name of it, start laughing. She was saying that two guns guy, because of squatting rules, 20 miles away, the unibomber, Ted Kaczynski, 20 miles away.

That's it. And I said, that's a remote location. That's why I said, well, let's drive these to the Unibombs thing She's like absolutely not moron like well. I'd love to see that. Yeah, she's like they knocked it down Yeah, but he got in key on that property because of squatting Wow over seven years of squatting got the property so the government didn't touch it They said it was so remote that when the FBI stalked staked him out right when they staked him out It was so remote that they watched FBI stalked, staked him out. When they staked him out, it was so remote

that they watched a cougar stalk and kill a deer. So they're looking at the unibomber and they're so bored. There's nothing. And it was so remote that there's a cougar right there. And he barely came out. He was always in a cooking a box. It fucking kills a deer and they were like, at least that's something entertaining to watch.

So we're coming back down, right, from the thing and the guy, the guy I'm from, because I was directly behind him with my son, he kept pointing, he kept going like this, and I'm like, what the fuck is he pointing at? I look, I see two little beer cubs, fucking flight, like going up the mountain. And I'm like, oh, in,

I naturally go, oh fuck, those are beer cubs. They don't roll solo. Mama beer is somewhere nearby. They're not far from us. He stops and I can't go past him as a single fucking track. He stops, he goes, dude check out the two bear cub. They go, cool cool. Hey, do you have a gun?

Excuse me, do you have a gun? He goes, no, why are we stopping us? Dude, when ever you've seen a bear, I go, on TV, dude, those cubs, the mama's around her somewhere, he's like, in my and you don't have a gone bear spray nothing is I'm with my son dude get the fuck out of here man what are we gonna do what are you gonna do right when he's fucking go carts yeah don't go that fast yeah this beer is gonna look at like a fucking buffet

yeah it was brother black bears they're're all okay. They run from you. Oh, okay. I feel better. No, listen, they run from you until they don't. That's what I was like, no, no, no, no, you don't have anything. I have nothing. I was like, look around, I guess I'd take my helmet off and whack them. Have you ever heard the expression black fight back?

Brown lie down. White. Good night. White. And has that a racist? Nope. Is that racist black bear fight back? So if a black bear attacks you it's predatory. It's trying to eat you. It's hungry So you fight your fucking ass off you do not call them a boat right have to fight right if a grizzly bear attacks you Chances are it's a mama bear fuck either whatever. She's's protecting still play dead don't fucking do anything right now

Did you like don't smoke caveat with that? Yeah, right? So that's what they say and the these same experts go Shark swimming like the taste of humans. Oh really what shark pulled you that. How do you know their taste buds? All right? I really want that now Yeah scout leader two years ago. Yeah, the Samny Park stumbles upon a grizzly bear in a cave Uh-huh, he in front of his upon a grizzly bear in a cave. He in front of his cub scouts goes, fellas, don't worry, just lay down. They go, he's right, he's a bear expert.

That's what he's been told. He's an eagle scout. He lays down. Do you know what happened to that gentleman? He got his, did he get eaten? Did he get his back? Did he take a couple bites out of his back and butt? Well, here's saying those cub scouts

watch their cub leader get eaten as first. Yeah. So, so that's what happens sometimes, right? So then you have to wear steel bridges and you have to wear a metal back brace. Yeah, this thing. Run black, white, brown, yellow, run. Run. Fucking run. Okay. Now hold on. There's a thing. Jumping your goddamn go kart like I had. Yeah. And fucking run. I'm probably gonna run push the guy down, which I thought about push the guy down and save your son and yourself. Well, the thing is with the grizzly bear, there have people been people that just play dead and they get, they get beat, they get beat up a little bit, get bit up a little bit, get their face all ripped up and stuff. Now, if you don't have bear spray, you're gonna have a big problem, but let's just say you get beat up. Now, if you don't have bear spray, you're gonna have a big problem. But let's just say you get beat up.

Polar bear is 1700 pound male polar bear. 100% you're gonna be 100%. You know what you do? You do jump death. No matter what you, well, you can't say your prayers. You'll say your prayers. You'll say your prayers. Say your prayers.

Say your prayers. Get, find God quick. Get God quick. You got 15 seconds, dude. That's right. Find God, hopefully, accepts you. So you get into the pearly gates. That's right. He's gonna bite you on the back of the neck. A 15 seconds, dude. To find God, hopefully, accepts you. So you get into the pearly gates. That's right.

He's gonna bite you on the back of the neck. A polar bear to shake. Yeah. How nuts is that? That instructor, I'm like, hold on, you on the gun? He has no idea. Let's get going, buddy. Well, that's why that show I watch alone.

There's the episode, the season frozen. They're on Labrador Island. There are polar bears there. And that's where I got the expression, black fight back, round lie down, white good night. Like who the fuck, how are you putting people there with polar bears? They will kill you.

They will eat you right away, especially if you're alone. I'm sure, yeah. So I go to Annie Stump's wedding, our boy, Annie Stump's wedding. In Utah. In Utah. In Calispell, He lives in Calispell Where he's and and it was it was fucking yeah bring that I'll show you who was there

By the way, there's a rock rash guards from toe hold don't be a little cuck So that right there is that guy's one of Hicks and Gracies oldest black belts the guy all the way Henry Acons you know a Henry Acons right? Oh, I don't yeah. Yeah, great guy. Then there's Denver Maddox, who is, he was a big tech guy and covered in tattoos in his Andy's partner in Black Rifle. That's Evan, right there, Evan Hafer, who is the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee. Love him. By the way, then there's Andy Stump right there, his seal team six guy.

Looks cool. Then there's Brian Calddy, only guy not in total flip flops, by the way. Andy is a big toe hole He's an owner now, but he's also a big toe hole. I like the variety. Yes own 12 own 12 pairs of toe holes And decided to have all his people all his groomsmen in and you didn't wear them I had mine in my car and I put them on after that because I didn't want to be rude I don't want to go to the fucking wedding and flip flops, but everybody got married in them, so.

You know, so, and then that guy. Don't give you the memo. Nobody gave me the memo. And that guy right there is a guy named Mike Glover who was in something called Delta Force. Delta Force. And he was. He didn't want to mess with those boys.

No, and then who's the guy with the tattoo on the hand? He's the one I'm worried about. Oh, that's Denver. Denver is actually the least dangerous person in that group. Well, besides me, what's he doing? What's he doing? Well, what's he doing? Denver is, and he does Jetsu, but he's Andy's partner.

He's a big guy. But you know who was there also in the wedding was one of his seal team six guys who looked like he came from the center of the sun. Andy said he's the most proficient seal he'd ever worked with. Jesus. He was a dev-grue guy, you know, one of those guys.

I looked at him in the lineup of the, even in flip-flops, he looked dangerous. Like even, like I looked him in the lineup and it was like my clever badass and this guy, Steve, who was a dev-grue guy who's in 16, 16, 11 years. I just assume everybody. Yeah I mean yeah, and you look at him and I mean Andy and he was like and he was like that's the most proficiency I've ever worked with him on my entire time he goes probably kill more people in COVID

Oh, I was like I mean yeah, I was like I mean I don't I don't want to I'm not he was joking Yeah, but that's basically yeah, course he's joking. Yeah, but he's, yeah, I was, but I was the first time I'd ever seen anybody where I looked at him, like Michael Weber is a complete badass and has seen all the action. But Mike is like, Mike is like hanging out with just a great guy who seems like just a really, well, I don't know, just,

all the way around, amazing guy, and funny and silly and all that stuff But some of those other guys heard no joke This is this is him after 20 years He he was he was 18 years old. He was a guard the unknown soldier and he had to do this And this is the first time he's done it in 20 years was he remembers he goes I remembered it all I got he goes I don't know his muscle was muscle memory. Was he? I love this shit.

You little two into it, huh? He does. Well, Mike right there is, is as tip of the spheres you get. You don't get more elite as a soldier. He's half Asian or something. He's half Korean. Oh yeah. You'll love this, Jim.

So wait, you can take this off. Okay. He was, he's half Asian and his call sign, Evan, Evan from Black Rifle, well, somebody gave him, I don't know if it was Evan, but gave him the call sign. His call sign was Gaysian. Gaysian. Gaysian. So you can't pick your call. So it's like, so the guy who said, dude, dude, dude, when he was working with his other name, he was like, I can't call you Gaysian. He goes, sir, it's not's not gay. It's giant Asian. That's why it calls me Gays, but of course they call them. They just fuck with each other all the time those dudes that those those I think the reason those operators love each other so much. They're all incredibly dangerous situations

But when you're with each other all the time all you do is fuck around. Hey, bro Hey real quick. Now did you get the boys water? That I'm a little too into it, right? I got you a cheerleader, right? Well, you know you still cheerleader, right? Well Andy said I'm sitting at the tactical table because I know that you'll have a boner the whole time. Correct, yeah.

And then you'll probably let them take turns on your ass. And that's why I'm having trouble sitting down there. And you're not showing them foot rubs, right? All of them. You came to the wedding. Foot rubs, Andy, we figured it out. My calls, my calls sign if I was in there, their unit.

My calls sign would be too dangerous or I'll be waiting back at camp. No, your name's, your name's Littlefoot. My, my name would be, My Littlefoot. My name would be, His foot rubber, where's Foot Rubber? He's back at camp, getting his getting lotion

and it's cooking. I'm stressed, bring in the Littlefoot. Yeah. I'm explode in his mouth. Well, I would have to do what I have to do the little foot. Yeah, I'm explode in his mouth. Well, I would have to do what I have to do for my country. Merch, so some Merch. Merch, if you're Merch and sometimes, if you're not the bone structure to carry all that shit,

no, you gotta earn a keep. And I'm not that good at shooting and I'm not good at all that keeping my hair. Even though they're retired, you still got work to do. Are they retired though? And that's the question. You look at those guys, you're always like, but wait, you were just in, it's like 10.

It's like, you were over there. Oh, I know. Yeah. But, you had a good time though. I had a good time. All bullshits aside with all the silliness. They're just fun. Indivocation was fun.

The vacation, well, the vacation, the Borobora vacation, we haven't talked about Borobora. Borobora was, was, and you and I have trouble on vacation It's good for three days. It's the one place. I think you could you could do a week. No, but I have my Xanax and I were playing. How long is the flight? How long is the flight? Eight hours What's good about Borobora is this if it's a long flight I can stay long here's what you do you fly from 12 a.m

And you can land it at you it's an eight hour flight. So you sleep on a plane It's around I'm playing so you take them down to your son and it's only a three hour difference your three hours behind that That's not bad. Yeah, so you're you're acclimated right away. The water is the water is blue warm It's a great thing in the world. You see octopus and stingrays and swamish sharks If I didn't have my family there play play volleyball, tennis, and pick a ball. Yeah, but that's me. That's my life. I'm good for three days. Yeah, that's my life. Montana, I have to say I went swimming and I went to this, I went on a hike because we

had a Sunday to kill and I got a moving stream, a moving river which I had never done, or I had done it, I don't know how long and that felt very good. I just sat there in the fucking wild. But I was with my father and I, we bring them with us and we were sitting on the deck of the cabin like staring at just the mountains and stuff when I sit there, it's our day two there. And he was like, could you live out here?

I went, no, no, no, no, no. I said, this is good for, like it gives me the break, I can shut down and get off my phone, but after three days, I go, think about doing this, no, no. I said, this is good for, it gives me the break, I can shut down, get off my phone, but after three days, I go, think about doing this every day, dude. Well, you'd be like, it's what he was, I could do it, I go, but you're 60 something. Yeah.

I'm just not there right now. I have a theory on it all. I have a theory on Texas, Montana. I have a theory on, and I'm kind of trying to write about it, but it's like, I think that all of us, everybody, whether it's, you know, I don't care what your background is, we're all looking at the future,

and we're all wondering how we fit in, like our kids, like, are we all gonna go, like, I'm not saying this, but there's this idea of like, are my skill sets and even my biology, am I gonna go extinct, Like with AI, with drones, with robots, with all those things that are coming, it's hard to see a future where human beings are not gonna be, or at least the skills

that we're learning are not gonna be somewhat obsolete. There's this idea, right? There's just so much. Is there? I think a lot of people don't feel that way. And I think that there's also another idea, which is like a lot of the guys't feel that way. And I think that there's also another idea, which is like, a lot of the guys that I see out in Texas,

there are two ways to deal with if you're a white dude. Let's hear why people are afraid. At the end of the day, they're looking out there, they're going, there's a big brown tide coming and it's people of color and we have to give up a piece of the pie and our place of the table is not going to be as big as it was. There's that, I don't care.

Liberals tend to, their reaction is, let's join the group. Yeah, it's about time, fuck all these white people. And then there are other people that go, I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna, I gotta, I gotta set my shit up for the zombie apocalypse. I'm not saying it's a racist thing. I see a lot of people who, they go, okay,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna own land, have access to a well, and own all the guns. And if I can't afford that, I'm just gonna grow and aggressive beard, buy a truck and do jiu-jitsu. I think you hang out with too many special forces. No, no, I think that's a lot of time.

I don't know, I don't know. No, I do. Brogan. Well, a lot of Rogan's, like when you go to that show 12,000 people. There's a lot of that there. There's a UFC stuff. I just think that there's a lot of, there's, there feels like there's, there's that,

there's that reaction. It's a very interesting reaction. We're so tribal. There were so tribal in this country now that some tribes are very woke. That's one tribe. The other tribe is, is the MMA tactical gear tribe, trucks. It's almost like, it's almost like some men go over here with this masculine as they can get.

Beards, tattoos, guns, independence, freedom. Other men are actually going the opposite direction. I just... Can they dig so. Yeah, there's a whole There's it's a really interesting thing, but I feel like maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like we're all breaking up into these very strong tribes that where I Unify I think it's I think it's a little extreme. I can get how you can feel that way for sure Yeah, especially if you're on social media, you're definitely a feel that way. Yeah, social media breaks us into tribes It does that's what's made to do it. It It does. That's what it's made to do. It fucking does.

It really does. I mean, that's for that, my wife. That's new for all of us, including you, in a way. I'm not on social media. But you know what I mean though? Like, social media has become a phenomenon to the degree it is. Really in the past six years. It's tribes, and you have your loyal fans, and then, you know, are following, and then

there's tribes, us for them. It's always, that debates the beef's like That's all social media the hate the toxic. It's all social media. And you know that um 90% of all tweets are done by 10% of the people. Well, Twitter's irrelevant. It doesn't matter. Yeah, no one's no Young persons on Twitter. They let they laugh at Twitter. I know my daughter says that YouTube is the biggest by far. 100% TikTok and YouTube is the two biggest now. Yeah, as far as like younger millennial like Don't destroy everything. I'm an Instagram's coming a little. I've decided TikTok is brain poison. I can't.

I have I told Jimmy Burke had to go see somebody about it. He's on TikTok? I'm not kidding. That's why it's built for it. It's built to create a dictionary. He couldn't get off it. My daughter can't get off it. Really? The Chinese, that's a Chinese invention. Okay. They don't let their kids do it. Because they know the back of the history. Yeah. They don't know the stats. Yeah. They don't, but they, they did like, I don't know, man. I got a problem. Yeah, not good. Homeboy got kicked off. What's his name? Andrew Tay? Andrew Tay got kicked off. And it's interesting because originally, because I got alerted to me when, before I went on the companion with Bert, and have you seen a video that's going around? And I guess he was on Big Brother in UK,

so I didn't, I don't know his background. So I guess he was on Big Brother's celebrity show and I came out there, there's a video of him, you know, whatever roughened up this girl, but apparently that's what she's into. Like I don't know the context. But if you don't know the context, you watch like Jesus Christ.

But then I heard some explain, he's like, that's what she asked, that's what she wanted. Like people are constantly trying to do this. Is he anybody who takes offense that just doesn't get chicks? Well, what do you do about that? It's a little rough, it's a little rough, but then it's like, well, yeah, I don't know the context with any of that.

But then the alarming thing, again, I don't know the details. And then also, because he's so outspoken, because he is a Trump supporter, people graft those people. So then now he's been investigate for sex trafficking. And that's a big one. But then I saw him out with markets like, but it's like you see that headline, six trafficking like holy fuck, I'm off this, you know, tape fletcher train. But then take it. And take train take train. I know, pay for it,

just for a boy. And you're taking, yeah, I'm like, oh, that's not good, you know, sex trafficking. But then I'm following victim to the same to happen, rowing, same thing happening, you know, a lot of my friends were it's like, if you just read the headlines, don't look into it, what's really going on here? Because clearly, the, I don't buy it off. The left hates that guy, right?

I don't buy it at all. And they use it as a weapon. It's weaponized. Look, that, that, that video was, it was exactly as a weapon. It's weaponized. Look, that video was exactly what that was. It's been out for years. I didn't know that. And that girl was into that. If you know the background of that,

that was a consensual thing going on. It's like the Trevor Bauer thing, right? That picture for the Dodgers. If you look at the tweets, if you look at the actual fucking, the text where she goes, I've never been more turned on in my life and all that. She saw twice after that. Give me a fucking break. Yeah.

So what are we doing here? Every time you're doing dangerous rules, right? Like, not gonna girl out, punch her in the face. Oh, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, that's crazy. I think it got a little extreme. Of course it did. I mean, I'm not saying, but I'm just saying that what I, what I,

what's interesting is that when, when you, you are in that and all of a sudden that no matter what you had with that girl no matter how Consensual that was if that's when you guys are into that's what you're into. What's okay? Well, it's kind of like with Army hammer or same thing like you see the headlines are cannibal Jesus Christ We never ate anything. Well, no, also, they were engaged, like that's their game. And now, when it gets out to the masses, it looks horrible. Yes.

But there's a lot of people that that's their king. Of course it's their king. And if they both agreed to the rules, then the rules. Then the rules. They're not breaking any laws. Well, now if he kidnapped a girl and forced her into that stuff, it's a different animal, it's a prison.

But if you're both into it, now it's weird. I'm not into that shit. So I'm like, that's weird. I don't think you should be canceled. Well, they are into it. And so was she. And by the way, the woman that he was doing I was a sex worker that had a long term thing gone.

And then she got mad at him apparently because he wasn't gonna marry her or something like that. And then, you know, so, if you have a, with Tayden, you have to figure this shit out. With Tayden, it's like, I see I kicked off my window. That's not good. But then I read, like, you know, and he addressed on some show,

he was like, I'm not mad, I get why they do it. But he's like, you know, they've been trying to this forever. And he's like, that like, you know, sex trafficking, all this stuff, he's like, they're really reaching here. Look, they like, but he also, he has an agenda that's different than the left who runs all the social media platforms.

Yeah, now you're getting to it. So they're not gonna allow him to voice his opinion to it. Now you're getting to it. He's getting too big. No, they said he's a danger to young men. That's what it is. It's called censorship. And they'll use that.

They'll trump up some idea around him to cancel him. And that's what they did. It'll make him bigger though. Especially him. He has his own platform, dude. He sells his own like business like being a man, one-on-one or the fuck is. I get the subscript. It's like Alex Jones. Mark my words. He'll pay his 50 million. Yeah. And I think he'll probably just get bigger.

I think in three years he's gonna be bigger. I don't know. Yeah, maybe I don't, I think of it's a little different because Alex Jones I didn't agree with like, no, I didn't. I was very critical. That's why I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I was very critical.

He's right on a lot of stuff, but then he has to come out and be like, oh, it's a character, it's an act, you know, of course, I don't believe all this. So the cats out the back a little bit with that they all became out of the, how the sausage is made with Tate. He's like, I'm not apolog all this, so the cats out of the bag a little bit with that part of the game. How the sausage is made with Tate, he's like, I'm not apologizing for anything, like what?

So for him, I think he makes him bigger. Has he made a statement? Yeah, yeah, he did a podcast. I was gonna read this. Because I remember I told you, I heard about this. Mike Travick. He heard about this human trafficking stuff before.

And I remember him telling a story about it. It happened back in April. They came into rated his house and he was recalling, like, yeah, they came in and they're like, hey, sorry we have to do that because he's, buddies with these guys. No arrests were made, no charges were pressed. This was four months ago.

And every time I see it pop up now, it's made to seem like it just happened. Of course it was, of course. Or he's been arrested, but it's the press of it. was, of course. You know, or he's been arrested. But it's the press of it. I don't want to go in. It's no card. I don't follow him.

You know, so again, when I saw it, when it first, I think David Lucas sent him, he's like, believe it this shit, he's fucked. Yeah. And I just see that, and then we go live in the campaign, I'm like, do what the fuck? And we read that girl's Instagram. Yeah.

Well, I don't, I don't know, she's a comic. Yeah. And I'm reading it, and it's like sex trafficking. Yeah. Well, there's just not don't know she's a comic and I'm reading it. It's like sex trafficking. Yeah, well they're just not get Investigate sex trafficking over internet rumors like you're dealing with the feds him and this is not good Yeah, but then you look at more yeah, and then you look at it more like oh that was Months ago and they've been trying to do this stone. Yeah, and then I'm like oh, he's part he got too big

Yeah, it reminds of a friend who's very famous in Android, a big comedian who got off for these huge roles. And I'm in, I thought he was gonna do it and I go, the fuck are you doing? He goes, oh wait, dude. He was, I say too much watch it. You don't wanna get to that level of fame. He was, you wanna be just on the coast.

But this is what, because you go that way, then they come. Cause they can use, they can use anything. It's a weapon and they do. And then Hollywood, and then Hollywood you know they're just like nope we're out and well corporations do the problem is that that if corporations and Hollywood believed and do process if they actually believe in looking at evidence and not that shit but once the press says something you're fucked for here's the here's the question be how do guys like uh... tate and uh... army hammering them fight back you can't For who's the, his the question be how do guys like take and

Armie Hammer and then fight back? You can't. Well, how do you find that? So, so how do you not want that answer? Y'all tell you how you fight back? You have to create your own platform. Good luck with that. Armie Hammer can't do that. Armie Hammer can't take care. He's already doing it. He can't. Yeah, he can. Other guys can. If you're lucky, but there are other people like like what happens is that Well, no crime. No, no, no, no crime. No crime. Nothing that you could prosecute. Nothing without Army Hammer. Let's take him as an example. Nothing, nothing there. He had a kink. He and this girl had this kinky shit going on and it had been going on way fucking before that. And it was it was back and forth. Okay. Way before that. And so now she gets mad and she for whatever reason has a grievance and now somebody impress picks it up. He's beauty, he's tall, it comes from a very wealthy family and all

that shit. He's done, dude. He's done. You have people in the New York Post going, he should never be. Well, because he's only in Hollywood. But also he should be. So what, so, so good. So he's only in Hollywood. that I guess take out take out army hammer because yeah, if you're in Hollywood You're playing that game and Hollywood's ran by woke lip liberals. There's nothing you're not gonna get in the Clip well, they're all liberals there hypocrites because none of them are all they're all they're all they're all make a fortune But they side with them because it's just business. Yeah for now for now now But if you're if you're taking these other guys, there has to be some like how far it until we go enough enough Because the number one problem is these major social media outlets Twitter Facebook Instagram all the shit

Not take that but those three main ones that the Americans use they're all ran by Woke liberals so if they don't agree with your political beliefs Are they think you're sitting in messes which done the line with theirs, they're gonna find a way to kick you off the bottom. I'll say how they find a way. They called their friends in the press who are exactly like them.

And that's what they do. They're not even journalists, they're just... But there has to be something. Well, the first move that was gonna help some of this was if Elon Musk bought Twitter. Which isn't gonna, you know, doesn't look like that. But if you had a person who's not that way would help and then I think it would make Twitter more popular.

Look, the only way you can fight back is, look at Johnny Depp with all his money. For six years he got, he was done off of an article and now he had the money to sue. Yeah, you're talking about $50 million, right? That's what it takes. Exactly. You can't sue. It's not realistic. And also. Yeah, you're talking about $50 million, right? That's what it takes. Exactly. You can't sue.

It's not realistic. And also in California, you basically, somebody can say anything to you, you can't sue them because it's called a slap motion. They're allowed to tell their story. So people say, well, you should sue and stuff like that. Good luck with that because it'll get thrown out of court. Oh, you also go broke though.

But even if you win, you won, you broke. So what are you gonna do? So suing's not the answer because you're not Johnny Depp. It's interesting, well, like back to the media, like obviously they get on board and completely fucking paint the narrative. Have you watched that doc, Mantae Tale? He was a noted info about the catfish.

I'm not sure. Dude, I've been texting with him. Dude, you, it breaks your fucking heart because, right, you know, the whole catfish day, I don't go over you. But, you know, girlfriend. You had a fake girlfriend, a trans guy? Well, not the time. It was just a dude.

And then now is trans. In the documentary, that's whatever, eight years, 10 years, fast. He was the first case that we know of, really, his catfish, right? They're like a popular one. So you forget how good he was at football. I mean, dude, he's supposed to be a top 10 pick in the NFL,

went to the National Championship because of him, stood out of high school, had 20 offers, USC UCLA, goes no to day, nine backer, Hawaiian kid, monster, very religious. Part of the problem is one of the reasons why he fell into this trap is because he's so naive. He's very religious You know as a religious guy. He's not kind of sex-performer, right? So he to him having a just a DM relationship was normal. This was a good person He sees the pictures. He called his buddy who also talked to her and he confirmed it's her

So he's like, there's nothing wrong here. And he's so busy with football. He's not worried about hooking up with this chick. He has a relationship. Somebody can vent to. He's too busy. Yeah. But the public can't they can't like hold on. Three years, you can see this girl.

You know, he's in on it. And he's like, no, no, what? I had nothing to do it. So then National Championship. It gets released that. His grandma did die, but there's no evidence that this girl existed. He's made it all up. So he gets a crisis management team.

And they go, what should we do? They go, do nothing. Don't do anything yet. Don't do anything. We'll figure it out. Don't do anything. So they ask him, I think it was right before the last championship, you know,

how do you feel about your girlfriend, Dine? And he knew at that time that she was, that was all fake. But he was like, what do you feel about your girlfriend dying and he knew at that time that she was that was all fake, but he was like they What do I do? So he's just like, oh, yeah, you know, I think about every day, but and that's it Whatever lose get blown out in that championship to I think Alabama good Alabama team Then it comes out, but why does it come out dead spin? Dead spin these two journalists who were in the documentary they start figuring it out And they have some like guy who used to work for anonymous so he can check backgrounds and stories. And he's like, this is crazy. Nobody called Stanford. She said she went to Stanford. Nobody called Stanford as for records, nothing.

And they scour their net. She doesn't exist. They find the real girl. She's like, yeah, that's me. She's like from California. She's like, what? What the fuck? Someone's using my identity. So they go, they try calling Man Tai Tai out and his family and all the people involved and no one's getting back to him because we don't want to touch this. So Man Tai Tai tells this agent, like, dude, what should I do?

They'll do nothing. Deathspin goes, we have to get in front of the story, we don't want somebody else telling the story, we weren't gonna fact check everything, we're gonna look into it. So they come out and paint it like he was involved in it When I say it ruined this young man you remember at times 21-21 when I say ruined him to the media Instead of fact check and getting his story they jump right out and needed the story out before because they want likes and collect of course

So they of course when I say ruined his life. I believe well what that? Well, what happens with that is meme started to become a thing. So he's a meme now. And he breaks your heart. Because when he's talking, I was choking up. He goes, people just may fund me. He goes, people just may fund me nonstop. He goes, people would see me on the street and go, holy shod, big fan, take pictures of me,

then I would get on his social media and see him making fun of me. Would never do it with my face, then they get on Instagram, then they're making fun of me. He was, I get drafted by the chargers. Because of this whole instance, the NFL teams were like, it's too dicey. You supposed to get drafted on the top 10 first round.

That's his dream. He goes second round, whatever, 38th pick to San Diego Chargers. Cool, it's your dream you get drafted by the chargers. That's the fucking San Diego Union where the newspaper gets drafted. You know what's on the front cover when he gets there? It's a cartoon he's walking on a beach

with just his arm over nobody there going, babe, you're gonna love San Diego. He goes, that was my welcoming when I get San Diego. So he goes, the football field used to be my sanctuary. He's like, if you didn't know who Man Tai Teo is, I guarantee you're gonna find out. That's where I flourish. I have more confidence there anywhere in the world. When this stuff came on, people started making fun of me. And I would walk in the room and everyone stopped talking.

It took all that from me. And I got the NFL and I was a shell of myself. So he was kind of, you would, you know, he could have been an all pro. That's right. Confidence gone. Ruins is career. And even now people still making fun of him. He's married, two kids, gorgeous wife. Does he still play football? No, no, no, he's free agent now. Ruin them, ruin them. Cause he goes, I was always second guessing myself down

in that I felt he can't do that. And let me tell you, but here's a matter of fear innocent. Let me tell you something. When people, when enough people have that view of you, when somebody paints you as a monster or as somebody you're trying to... Well, that you're one over and like, you're innocent. Let me tell you something. When people, when enough people have that view of you, when somebody paints you as a monster or as somebody you're not. Well, that you're one over and like you're lying. You don't, you don't, life doesn't prepare you for that shit. I can speak from experience. But with the crisis team, it's like,

man, if you guys would just told him all those cameras went for you out front, you would run past them. Not tell story. No, man. Tell your story, dude. All right. If you would have got from a crisis management team, doesn't, dude. Alright. If you would've got a front one. It's Christ's management. If you would've got a front one. Whoa, here's what happened. At catfish had no fucking clue. I have nothing to do with this. It's heartbreaking.

I'm embarrassed. I have nothing to do with this. Boom. But dead spin goes, nope, we need likes and clicks. So whatever, maybe you made some money off that article. Sure, and you get credit as the ones to break the news. You ruined this human being's beings livelihood you fucking pieces of shit you've ruined him that's right this delicate human being they don't care

they don't know they're laughing about you're not even on the human beings on the documentary they're laughing about it these this this fat small pale kids laughing and you've ruined this fucking guy's career. Did the kids get crazy? Dead spin? Over what? They knew they were wrong and they still did it. Oh, they went, we weren't gonna wait

to see if the story was true or fact check. So they come out, a man-titel in on it, hoax. There you go. And but that gets blasted everywhere. Can he sue them for that? I don't know, I don't know. I should ask him. Great idea.

Because you're gonna crack at the end of the documentary because he goes, you get emotional seeing it. Because he goes, people are showing to me, they still are. He goes, I'm a meme man. They make fun of me, non-stop. And he goes, but it's my duty because there are kids out there who come up to me go, oh, you're my favorite or whatever.

And he's like, so now it's my obligation not to put that on them. I say, thank you so much. And I give back to them. He goes, I'm not gonna let these hate it. I say thank you so much and I give back to them Here's I'm not gonna let these hate it. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something the biggest fucking challenge That you face when something like that happens to you the biggest fucking challenge that you face is Not letting it take your light not letting it take turn you into a shell That's why fighting back and speaking up is so important. So his management team doesn't know

what the fuck they were talking about. Well, these are it. But he was a young, the expert. He's a college kid. They're getting paid. I'll tell you, I must say, I'm a 20 grand of fucking months. Oh, at least. So fuck them.

They don't know what they're talking about. You watch the, he's a baby, bro. That, listen, he's a baby. Listen, listen, man. Listen, you, we are living in a time. And Dave Porton, I talked about it, and this is a good example where it is trial by media. They are judge, jury, and executioner. They will ruin your life.

They will write an article. It will never go away, and it will cover your life for the rest of everything. And your job, when you face that kind of fucking chaos is to you go back to who you really are, you believe in yourself, you don't stop, you keep going until you fucking die. But most people, if you're sensitive and we're all sensitive, all you want to do is run away and quit. You want to curl up in a bowl and die, especially in things like that. And your job is to figure out a way to get that light back and not let them take that fucking light from you. You keep writing. Yeah, that's what you say. That's what you say. Workin' out.

They're not going to get them because I keep giving back the kids and you know, she has two kids now. It's beautiful wife. Timepiece wife. Yeah. Here's the other thing. The problem with the media is, where was the story that he wasn't involved? Get them at the media. The people love destruction. But where's that at? Because human beings like watching destruction, they like a train wreck, they don't like watching. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you, Brennan,

you gotta watch that train, just keep going on smooth tracks for a long time. It's like watching paint dry. If I say you wanna watch a train crash into a fucking wall and explode, I'm watching. I'm watching. We love seeing the structure. Well, I post that documentary. I said to take a swim, media sucks,

and to be fucking nice to each other, man. Pfft. Because I could happen to any of you guys. It can happen, and when you live in a world, I always say, if you'd happen to the head, you have deathspin. When you live in a world without due process, you're fucking next.

You're next. That's the way you gotta watch that being. Dude, it will break your heart, man. I believe it, it broke heart. Yeah, being him started communicating. Wow. I had to reach out to him, like, dude, I am so sorry that happened, you know.

Just get him on the podcast. I said, I can't, yeah, I should. Get him on the podcast. Yeah, I'd love to talk to him. Cause I wish to, cause they also didn't follow up. No, that follow up. Following up with rule in the story. It's not about following up, No, that follow up. Following up would ruin the story.

It's not about following up. It's about clicks. That's not a human being. But that's the first time that he's come out and really talked about, and they have his cat, his son, his transgenre now. It's not a human being. It's a target. It's not.

But not anymore. Like, if you end your documentary, do it right, and the, you know, they're good and they're on man-titel side, but it's also like, well, give us an update what he's doing now. Imagine that he's married to a fucking tent. I don't mean a nine or an eight. I mean a 10 after all this bullshit. Bring up that he's a great father.

Bring up that he has a baby girl and a son on the way. Bring up that he's okay. Bring up he didn't quit. Bring up he gives back. Bring up he's a fucking dime piece himself now. He's a beautiful fucking human. Yeah, bring up, bring some of that shit up. He's a stud.

You have a problem with that? Hey, dead spin. How's your wife look? But that's the problem with those, those, those paid dead spin. How's your wife look? Hey, right. Cause guests who come now on top. It man-tied.

It comes down to jealousy tailed comes down to jealousy Comes down to jealousy you can't destroy somebody physically so you have to do it behind and then show his kids Hey dead spin do your kids look like that? Fucking Gerber baby models you're fucking soy boys He still wins because he out works you in every facet of life. Yeah. I never heard a deadspin anyway. It sucks, man. But you know, you go through that shit and you have to look

at Netflix, Doc, to tell us fucking stories. Let it destroy your make you better. Ten years later. Yeah, let it destroy your mind. But that's when you're in the desert. You're in the desert for a long time and then they do a show like that and you come out and I think that'll help them. Oh my God.

Yeah. If you watch that and you're still like, I think you're on it. You're a moron. You're a moron. Look at Johnny Depp crushing it now. Yeah. A little different but with him he has nothing to do with it, dude. He's like, he's a victim. College kid, dude. He's like you use a call. He was a victim college kid

Yeah, no one can college you'd imagine that pressure. What they'll tell imagine You're a top five talent in the world and because you fell for this stupid elaborate catfish scheme You lose your stock in the draft did they interviews your company interview catfish? Oh, oh catfish Transgender yeah, that's the other bum Did they interview, did they interview Catfish? Oh, Catfish transgender? Yeah. That's the other bum. If you need a catfish. Yeah.

Well, I saw in the, in the trailer, Catfish in the, in this Hawaiian warlock in Catfish. In the trailer, I saw that, that, that, if you're gonna be transgender, that's, it's, it's a tough, it's a tough foot. It's tough luck. What being someone being transgender? it's tough, it's a tough, it's tough look. What being someone being transgender, why? It's tough, why, why? The way you're not a good look.

You're welcome, did you have those legs? Right, now hold on, let's be nice, but what is, no, fuck, be nice. What is that person? She ruined his fucking life. What did that person say? Right there, go do that one where he's in, the white jersey number five.

It'll show the picture of him. And then what do he looks like now? Uh huh. Uh huh. He's a kid. Now what did the cat fisher say? Is he very sorry? Yeah.

And a man tied down, he said he had a breakthrough because I think he's talking to a therapist or someone and they go You got to forgive and it was I forgave whatever the transgender person He was I forgave her a long time ago, man. I'm having a resentment. He was no, you have to forgive yourself And he said that was like a breakthrough for him and the guy was like you have to forgive yourself because You're so hard on yourself for fun for this and going down this road. You blame yourself. It's hard not to, dude.

It's really easy for me to hate myself. It's been always hard to like myself. That's why I'm a comic. I think, well, you think I like myself. You know, that's like Mark. Just kidding. Yeah. Mark's been the problem.

Mark was the problem, they won. I leave me in on March profile. It's fucking body perfect hair man That's true, but it's like a trending rock Somebody it's always work hard to get better. It's because you don't like yourself So then when that shit happens. It's hard. No, if you like yourself, you're gonna stop If you can't not that I'm telling you, that doc A, it's amazing. B, it's so heartbreaking. And if you watch that,

and you still mean to people on the internet, dude, you suck. If you watch it, like, oh, fuck this kid, man. That's so right. He was a kid. There are most people that are not living the life they should become resentful,

and they hate existence. And they certainly just, some people just hate success. They hate excellence, they hate anybody trying to be better. It's their own insecurity. It's just where it is. Rogan was talking about that on, it was like they should all take mushrooms, it would make them nicer. Do you know that they've had some really interesting things with psilocybin where-

If you push mushrooms on me one more time, I'm going to- I'm going to. I'm going to... I'm going to stuff mushrooms through your dickhole. They've done some really interesting studies on partner to partner violence, like men who hit women and stuff, and when they take one dose of psilocybin, they're like far less likely to become violent. Interesting. It's got such a powerful...

We give them... ...mustions. Literally. Oh, that's going to go over well. Sir, relax, just eat this. Take this, this, this plant. While the guys in the height of this fucking anger. Yeah. Cheegyami, I get it, might get it, Bubba.

Just take this. Let's take this. If there's more of science and knowledge on it, they'd probably take it. Right. But it's so taboo. Yeah. Well, I mean, I wouldn't take a weird looking mushroom

with my cloud. Rogan said that when he was going through all his shit and they were trying to cancel him him he would take a gram and day Just happy. He's like I'm just happy. Fuck it interesting. Yeah, cuz I feel like you could tell you and then go down a weird random No people think that no, I'm just saying I'm I'm I'm a rookie in this game Well, I went to hell you we know well I went to hell cuz I got caught in an infinite loop and everybody around me turned into a deep game Give all the details I can't give the detail. It's funnier.

Yeah, it's... I told you. You can't be doing that. Well, I'm telling my close friends. I have to. Yeah, because I... It's the funniest thing I ever heard. Yeah, I became...

You have to get a bit out of this. I know. I know. I'm talking about your mushroom journey. Well, it's like it's my search for God. You know, I've been reading and doing all this stuff and I went down the rabbit hole. Now, six grams I dissolved into the sun, ended up in the fetal position

and apparently was saying things and things that were outrageous. Is that a good way to say? I'd say outrageous and then tell my children to stop flirting too. I was, I was, I was, he was, I was farting elephant. Yeah, I was just, I was just nonstop. And that would, I would come into consciousness.

I would look up and I would see like somebody and I would just, and I knew I was in a room and I was just like, and I was fart and I knew I was being, it was outrageous but I couldn't, but then I felt free. I was blind. You know what I love? I was blind.

I love that those people, I'm sure you're not the the first one just take streams and fart all day for eight hours So I bet they're like just let it go Brian. Just don't hold it in yeah, just the There it is there. It's come on. Give me a very nice to me and they were trying to take care of me You know, you fucking better. I was gone. You gotta get a bit out of that. I will. I will, because I was, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, It's the funnest story ever. I'm actually gonna, If you get to tell the story on the buy-guess, dude. I know you called Jim,

You won't believe what happened to him. He were laughing so hard. Oh my God, dude. I didn't know. It's so fun. I was told by my friend, and then I talked to the shaman guy, and he said, yeah, yeah.

And he said, and he tried to make me feel better, he goes, look, the first time I took that many grams, I took all my clothes off, went into the other room and told everybody that I was gonna lay them out if they came in there. Oh, there it is. So I was like, well, okay, I'm not alone, but I mean, it's very, very, very, very,

it's very little better than mine. I could have, yeah, that was bad. It was, the whole thing was a disaster. But I don't remember it. I, when people, when I tell you, when I tell you that I went blind and I don't remember anything, I'm telling you that. I came in and out when I would fart

and I would just hear the room go, like that. Yeah, we're not talking a little farther. We're talking Brian. Oh, yeah, so I was like, oh, who let the wild boar in the room? I remember feeling it. I remember my ass felt like, you're like, you didn Brian. Ah! Yeah, so I was like, oh, who let the wild boar be? I remember feeling it. I remember my ass felt like, you're like, you didn't shit all over, dude. I kept thinking I was shitting.

Diary. Well, I kept saying, I told you the first, when I did mushrooms at first, all I was trying to do was, I was like, I was trying not to shit my pants. I was like, I can't shit my pants in this hole. I think I need like a bowl of chili. Like if I would done that and just sprayed the walls brown.

Yeah. And I come to him and hold it. It smells like shit in here. Yes. Yeah, dude. Yeah. You shit all over the wall. So I heard my buddy said he was in a group

and they were doing ayahuasca and there was a woman. And she was, this is this group. And this woman was sitting there and she goes, I think I shot my pants, but I'm not sure. But I think I did. I think I shot my pants, although I don't know. And she would just kept saying that. And she was just sitting like this.

Did she? Nobody checked. And then another guy came up and he goes, apparently he walked up to my friend and said, hey, I have something to tell you. And he goes, what? And he goes, and they're all tripping balls. And he goes, I'm afraid I'm Lucifer.

And they go, oh, okay, well, that's not good. He goes, I know. And he told that to be will also tripping? Yeah. I'd have to kill him. I know. I wonder what, what have they go down? In court alone.

I, like sure, real quick. Tell me who's the devil. Yeah. Then I saw horns appear. If I killed everybody, if I killed everybody, you can't hold me accountable. You can't, because I did, I did.'t hold me accountable. You can't because I did. Do you speak in a shrooms?

Don't remember anything. For some, don't come and store in a hot second. Sam tribley show. Yeah. Backstage, Jeff Dye feel me, uh, lies up monsters. Wow. Sitting back there. How's the lies doing?

Great. Because you know she had a baby. I didn't know. Yeah. Crashed killer. Crashes. Anyways, uh, Tony Rock. Absolutely destroyed. Most unread time in the fucking plan so fucking good. Anyway

Josh well if I'm sitting back there watching Theo said he's so fucking funny his new stuff so good and Josh was gonna talk to you real quick. You know me and Josh close. What's up? Me as dude. I fucked up. I took some rooms. I shouldn't have his I am so fucked up right now Wait Josh. Josh.. And I go really? And I go Josh, and you can hear me coherently. I go good to you've been in comedy for 40 years and you're figured out up there buddy. Don't be nervous.

And he goes here's the other thing. I shit my pants. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well. Yeah.

And then I swear and then it's like, well, Theo's like, that's my time. He's supposed to like 15 only. He had like 11 and Josh was after him. He's like, well, it feels like that's my time. It's supposed to be like 15 or anything like 11 and Josh was after him. He's like, I gotta go on stage and like, with poopy butt, poopy butt, and then you went up there and swamp assed. And dig well, did the thing.

Look, no, not swamp ass, no, no. Shout, mud, mud, mud butt. Dose makes the poison. Don't do enough to shit your pants. If you're gonna do mushrooms, do a gram, two grams, don't do enough to shit your pants. If you're gonna do mushrooms do a gram two grams Don't do enough to shake your pants. It was so funny though Sense of urgency is all which I mean, well, hey Josh good thing me to come. He's so long it doesn't matter Wow, I couldn't just I went well, that's a problem. I couldn't stand up on mushrooms

Well, that's problem and they go Josh you're up. He's like I'll see you out there Yeah, no, no, you give me three grams. There's not a shot. I can do that. I do I told you I told you the one time I was a triply rogan I forget who else and Roan's like come on do take it or Eddie In the back green room with the commissary. Oh, it's weird. Just you know, I'm not a week guy I'm the first thing for you. I've never been a week guy. I just don't do well. I get anxiety I eat everything in the house. I put on weight. It's not for me. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, Brogan's doing that, won't be like him. Give it to me. Take it off, bro.

I've never, in 70 years of income, I've never forgotten a tag, and nothing came out. And Adam, he get the guy who passes you in the back like this watching me. I'm like, oh. Brogan, I'm talking 12,000 people, Brogan's high. 12,000 people. Rogan's high. 12,000 people and he's professional.

But weed for him makes him clear. I literally make him. I think his Rogan's in six gear. All at the booooooo. We brings it down to two. Second gear. I'm never in six. I don't need to be in six gear.

I'm always in two. If I'm really moving, I'm third gear. Never, I never get to six. I don't see weed affect his intensity or focus even a little bit. I think it actually increases his intensity and focus. I think some people have a work to do it. It's a chemical thing. If it works for you, it's working.

Yeah, yeah. We'd provide the bug. Yeah, he smoked weed and became a multi multi millionaire. Yeah, which for him and he'll be a billionaire in time. I'm sure something who knows he's usually going to feel bad about yourself and I'm very proud of my friend, but you go from wise guys to seeing your friend play 12,000 people. I don't get paid a shop. Well, don't do that. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Dr. Rosen. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Can't do that. Yeah, I mean, Bert will talk about this. Like, Bert was like, you're one of the few guys who are like me where I look at things, I celebrate. He's like, I see the best and everything like me too. I go, Bert, and not that you've ever made a bad speech. I said, you're special. You could be the worst I've ever seen.

I'm gonna get on this mic and say it's the best I've ever seen. I said, because you're my friend and that's how I roll. I said, also, I view it different. Like, certain parts I can find that were fucking brilliant, man. And that's best I've ever seen. I say, because you're my friend and that's how I roll. I said, also, I view it different. Like certain parts, I can find that where fucking brilliant man. And that's why I'm gonna highlight. He's like, he was the, where are the exact, he's like, this why I mean you're a close man.

And Bert's always been so supportive. He's the busiest guy in the fucking world. When I say he's crushing it. Dude, you don't know, I mean, Rogan's crushing it, right? Dude, birdie boy Roe him and cigar So here's so Rogan right if you if you if we have a team rowing's up here

I he's the owner of the team and then Tom's right behind Tom does the rena's you know, I have to think boys. Dude's Tom's my north star Tom has you know your mom's house studios You know sell ner it's Tom's my north star. Tom has, you know, your mom's house studios, you know, cell narinas, like, Tom's. Tom does what I'm the, I'm the alley cat version of Tom, you know, I'm in clubs and, you know, doing the camera here, the same HD, you know,

it's like, I'm trying, you know. But, you know, so Tom's, I don't think people with a big Tom is. Like, Mitchrone doesn't know comedy. Mitchrone's for some ever-seem nervous. He was such a fan of bird I didn't know that he was dude fucking we got birdcrash Oh, yeah, oh I go that's my guy man. It's really like oh, dude. He's that's like my fucking guys

Oh my god. Oh, you're nervous. You don't know bird. They hit it off like a mother fuckers Because they're both in the grateful dead and all that shit And I was just letting them talk and make him fun of them. That's so good. Yeah. I'm glad Sam was there too. Oh, Sam to kill. Kill her. Kill her. He's so. He's so. He's so clever on rock, Finn. You know Sam, you know Sam does seven podcasts. I keep saying he kept promoting him on the show. Tom, can you tell him to do just conspiracy, social club and one other? I mean, the 10 fat. But come from me. I know, but fuck it.

Stop doing seven podcasts. Dude, he kept promoting it and I thought it was a bit. Here we go, we have this and in Miami, cause he's doing bad, I'm not getting rid of this. No. And then he did another one and he started talking, I go, wait, what's the show about? And I go, you actually do that podcast?

He said, yeah, do seven podcasts, you go. Oh, you're being serious? Cause yeah, do you do more than me? He's so funny, dude. So, you know, we do four-hour podcasts with Burt for Bear Knock, it's a long day. We have about three hours off to go home and clean the house for family care months.

I've made a mess, I'm a fucking Gila monster at home. So my undies were like on the kitchen counter, so I had to clean up. I get no rest and I'm like, fuck, did I do it? I'm not fucking, you know, those companions are a lot. I'm like, here we go, I'll have some drinks, whatever. So I get there and then I'm like, oh yeah, Sam tripply's on the show.

And I just happen to be- Because a lot of work, and I happen to be ball deep in the JFK junior conspiracy that I got all in then I just started putting in my back pocket. If I run out of things, back to you. Hey, this is all took. Dead air, boring fight. Hey Sam, how about JFK, maybe even one shooter?

Boom. He's amazing. 40 minutes of contact. And hilarious. The best. He is, he knows way more about it. Every time he walks in the room where we're doing conspiracy social love, that motherfucker walks in the room and I just go, I can just sit back and

because I've never, we've done 169 episodes now, I've never seen them off. I've never seen them off. You've never been off. Well, I want to just him have him focus on just that and we would fucking, I mean, he's just so good. He's so focused on that. How frustrating is it when, you know,

I, it's, you'll understand this, especially now. So you want sand focus on conspiracy, right? Isn't it frustrating when he won't? He's doing all this stuff. Remember when we started fighting the kid? Yeah. I kept telling you to do please focus on fighting the kid. I do. I'm 15, Tavit TV fucking miss the Michelle. I was like doing with Brandon P. Oh my god. I remember so well. I started my own podcast. Brian Calendr. Oh, did you good, really? I did my first episode. I'm going to release it well. I started my own podcast Brian. Oh did you good brother? I did my first episode. I'm gonna release it soon. I'll leave. What do you do that? I do it in my studio where I do compared to social club, but I have my own setup now. So I have room here if you want to studio. I would

love to. The only thing is it's such a drive for me. It's such a far off. I'm just saying if you need if you need a setup like because yeah, no, she's got me a room. Yeah. Yeah. We We make you own set whatever you want to great. Yeah, I don't need anything use the camera use the guys I love it for that. Yeah, if you need it. Um, isn't it? And what we're trying to do good. I'm doing. Yeah, it feels good to just do my own I've got some ideas It's a skill set. It's a skill set Mm-hmm and how about more and this is kudos to mark, you know marks never done podcast before and I go Hey, do I'm starting a network? And I want you, you know, he's so entertaining.

I want you to do your own podcast. Here's a whole, you know, everyone's like, who's he can do it with? You're new by yourself. Now, as podcasts, we've done, we have our 10,000 hours, we have our black belts and podcasting. Mark's never done podcasts. My dumbass, but this is the trust I have in Mark.

I'm gonna do it by yourself. It's mission impossible. There's about 10 of us you gonna do it by yourself? It's mission impossible. There's about 10 of us who can do it by themselves. You rent a phone, you have a bit of a narcissist, you rent it into the fucking camera. There's no audience, you're not bouncing ideas. You got, I'm telling you, but you can do it. Fucking Mark, never done putt.

What episode? What episode? 40 something. 40 something. He's very talented. Did you see his commercial for Oak and Bold he did the I was like you need to get a open stone open stone oh daddy he does get a percentage very good man. He's very good. I did the deal. I can say he's very good

Yeah, yeah, very fucking never do I just instrumental in putting that deal together. I really appreciate that that's really sweet and mental and putting that deal together. I really appreciate that. That's really sweet and, you know, obviously, goes without saying, I'm very grateful for... You're an actor. For everything. You're an artist. Thank you.

The bodybuilding is your way of expressing yourself. And I appreciate you saying that because you told me that before and it's like, I try not to make other people define me that way, but it's really nice to hear from other people. No, you're a sensitive guy. But I think with Mark, because he looks like Danny's jack

and stuff like that, I think people will assume like meat hen. No. Mark's more sensitive than you and I. He's way more sensitive. I would say that at Mark's top 10, so much to people I know. Yeah, very smart. Yeah, and creative.

Smart as fuck. What you, what you, you know, real quick, this is pedigree just a build-up market You know as brother went to John Hopkins ever heard of it Wow went to Harvey Mood undergrad and then he had he get his PhD in applied math and computer science John's Hopkins so really yeah Yeah, all him and his brother his wife is like a Harvard lawyer and so like that so their kids are gonna My other brother's very smart too. It's as he was more, he's actually like the athlete

of the family, you know, he was a higher level wrestler, better football player than me, but. Was he the one who came tough, mother? Yes. Now it doesn't look like it now, but he's actually very, very athletic. He's also more popular than me, right? So he's like an intro wall.

Once you got to college and, you know, he's a party animal. Like, so everybody like, dude, your brother's so fun. I'm like, I know Andy's like shy Andy. So he gets drunk, he can dance. Like that was his gimmick. It's like the 300-pound guy who can just dance that. That's often, like everybody loves him.

The big fat white guy who dances. You know, hard as a dancer. Such a, yeah, it's sort of shocking how good he is. Well, that's like Bert. I was asking him because he brought up, you know, he labeled the biggest party animal in America from Florida state And Florida state was number one party school at the time. It's see you every year now

And a big deal shout to see you alone, but he He was on the Rolling Stones biggest party animal and I go hold on bird. I bet you got chicks He goes no, no, never He goes I could never figure it out. He was I was the fun party guy I could never figure it out. He was, I was the fun party guy. I could never close the deal. He was, everyone views me as the buddy. And he was also, I'm not driven by hookin' up with chicks.

I'm driven with people liking me and having fun. He goes, so I never pursued it. And then he never came at me. I was like, what? You're in Rolling Stones in the fucking 90s. And you're in your Dixock, you're in Backflips. He was, no. He was all ahead six or six.

What? He's amazing. Yeah, he was, he just wasn't my thing. He was still today. It's not, it's not, And you're working your dick suck doing back flips. You know new he's only had six six women He's amazing. Yeah, he was a just wasn't my thing. Yeah, you still today. It's not I'm not motivated by sex and of that I'm like wow God bless him. Yeah, like I was bird christian. Oh the best. I'm sorry I missed that fight companion. I would have been fun. Oh, I've been so fun doing We'll do it next we'll do another dude. I'm telling four hours go by I thought it was an hour I know that's how good bird is You had bird and Sam tripling on that bad boy and Mitch Rounds no slouch either Mitch Rounds fuck Mitch on's the best dude. Mitch Rounds. I go hey, dude. I'm doing a companion at 11 a.m

You down. He's like dude. It's my son's first football game I hope nobody knows being a dead one me. Don't worry about it. He was hold on me figure out Let me see what time the game is goes his son's game leaves that half time to make the flight to come here It's a great. It's a great day great dad. Yeah, so he makes the flight here and then but two days before that I go have a wild idea And here's what I go what do you think about doing the podcast with Bert at 11 and then Saturday night There's big UFC my family's not in here. I'm free, dude You down to a second but campaigning goes why not let's get wild

You got hammered on the bird podcast. Yeah, I even purchase headed off there. Yeah, dude Yeah, how do you know I hit it off with mammoth real is the best the best fucking the best. I love that guy I love all right, Jim. What do you got? All right? The first one is We waited for you to do this this guy that gets a hundred directions a day That's a curse. Well, so apparently he never had this before that was me in middle school No, I would always tuck it up into my sweats My jeans all the way up to my 20s, dude. No, in middle school, it's a disaster. Like, you're going to fucking get your lunch, get a bowl. I know you're saying what you're talking

into your belt. Yeah, yeah, I've done that. Yeah, it works like the submarine thing. But he said he never had this issue before, it's just when he met this girl. And then he went to check it up at the hospital, too. But they said there's nothing wrong with them. It's just, he just found this woman

that he just finds super attractive. I don't buy it. So they could just talk, hang out, and he'll just get in a reaction. Yeah, well he's stupid, and I'm so I don't buy this. Oh, he looks like you have that big old stupid dick. He looks like he looks like Leonardo, and it's fucking less athletic brother.

Some sort of relation. He's going down. But see, look at her picture here. Does she have a big ass or something? Look at her here. She's doing some filter stuff for sure. A little while. She's a little late, huh?

I mean, look at this. Completely different one. Oh, that's a filter. Yeah, God bless She's older she's older Every see through the whole relationship. He's always had an erection shops restaurants the gym How can you work out with a boat? It just want I just wonder if any other couples are the same sometimes embarrassing other couples are the same. Sometimes it's embarrassing. He laughs, but it's like, all right. Hold on. The devoted girlfriend says Martin's concert desire for sets cuts into her own time. She sure does keep up with the chores appointments.

While meeting his naughty, I bet he just needs it all the time. He can go to sleep with an erection, wake up with one, even though he does night shifts. There's no change at all. It's every single place we are, we have a, we can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation. Should we climb mountains next weekend, he has an erection and come down the stairs and walk past We're in a place we are, we have a, we can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation. Should we climb mountains next weekend,

he has an erection, and come down the stairs and walk past the glass door and be in the next room, it still happens, dude. That's a curse. You have an erection for doing it, hurts. That's a bright as a bird. That's a bright as a bird. You have one that you have an erection.

Yeah, right now. That'd be a nightmare. I'm in middle school and you really don't know how to deal with it. Yeah. When was the last time you had a real steffy this morning. You had some sex this morning? No.

You just had a fucking hard on it. Oh, kids come in the room. There's no morning, so my son boss went to go to his pop let's go downstairs. Yeah, he's been in the morning. But then I wear white utilities. I can't wear anything else. They're colored though because shit stands right? Smart.

Yeah, sure. Make sure they're white. So I have dark colored undies. I get colored though because shit's dangerous, right? Smart. Flakshur. Make sure they're white. So I have dark color undies. I get out in this big dick just hanging out, man. My girl goes, get your dick. I'm like, I didn't see that fucking dragon tail down there. Yeah.

Big old angry guy. So I told him, like, whoops. He woke up a little early. I went, good morning. Good morning. Little tan hut. You're welcome. Little tan hut.

Who is angry? They say it's health if you wake up with a boner. Little tan hut, we're angry. They say it's health if you wake up with a boner. Why you need a little feed? That's not sound enough. That's not sound enough. That's not sound enough. That's not sound enough.

That's not sound enough. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed.

You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. You need a feed. you know, if I ever was a heart medication, you know, like to open up your campers, but that's, so it is this side of health that's pretty important. Blood pressure, you know.

And they say it's healthy, like if you get boners in the morning, it means your testosterone's good. Yeah, yes. It's not every morning, but pretty frequently. Everyone here get in the mornings in the morning. I still do. Yeah, but I can't do any, I got my kid, I mean, I'm gonna scare the fucking kid the way, you know.

Be old. To go dawn. And you're dick do anything. I got my kid. I'm scared of the fucking kid the way, you know. Be old. Take a dog. And you're dick anymore. And he has morning breath. So this one that was charged with murder because she went to visit her, I guess, her boyfriend and jail. And she distributed meth in a balloon with her mouth

when she kissed him. It popped. No, so I don't know if it popped in his stomach. He died, right? So this is a guy. And that's a guy that died, and this is the girl that did it. Oh, she looks like she would deliver a knife. But so I don't know if he did the knife afterwards

and then he died, or if it popped in his stomach and then he died. But she's charging the murder. I wonder if he overdosed. Yeah, yeah, he could have. Wow. Yeah, because if he took it and hasn't had it in a while, it's some real good shit.

And then he overdosed, that's on her. Yeah, yeah. I was reading the other day that you probably don real good shit, and then he overdosed that's on her. Yeah I was reading the other day that you probably don't have it I should have sent it But you know why do you bulge his family suing the state for two hundred million dollars? Because they're saying it makes note the the prison that he went to is The violent fell. Oh dude. They call I forget the name of a horrible prison like known for violence Yeah, and they put him in with a kid who has ties to him who wants to kill him.

Well, no, they put him in with the guy Steve who got charged. They put him with a guy who didn't turn and he's doing like five seconds. Well, two of the guys that are charged for the murder, two of the guys are for life, so they don't give a flying fuck. But the 127 year old, he only had like 10 years.

I think I thought he was at life, right? No, only two were lifeers. Two of the three were lifers The third one was not really and he put his chart now he is Because did you beat up an old man took his eyes out or something? Oh, but you don't know the details Look as talking about oh, bye-bye Well, what they like to do with what he bulged her is they put locks and socks and he's 89 and He's confined find a wheelchair.

So they can lock into the wheelchair, go and shut that cell door so nobody can get in. And then what they did is they took the locks and the socks and beat him to death, but they're not going to let you go that easy. So then as my boy's beaten you, one of the three, why he's going to do a scoop out your eyeballs where you're alive, and then we're gonna take a knife shank, not a knife. And stop clinging. Make sure it's dull, and full of... You're gonna get tendinitis. Tendinitis, tendinitis, not tendinitis.

Yeah, tendinitis, yeah. So we're gonna take a rusty shank and then sever your tongue off. Yeah, and then continue to beat you until you die. So you take his tongue in his eyes. And remember he's 90. Right, 89. 89, so that's very still in his 80s. You basically do not have to

Joe Biden. Yeah. Yeah. And so when he hit that fragile skull, it makes a dent. Yeah, he had some, he was, uh, so his family's soon for 200 million. Well, there's, there's a theory on that. And the judge went like this, just like this. What he bulls you. There's a conspiracy on that. Remember, he was an FBI informant, right?

He knew a lot of shit. Why was he allowed to slip for so long? There's this whole theory. Oh, he's on the run for 15 years. Well, that's bad. But also, there's a whole theory about why he got away. He basically was put in that prison. They wanted him to shut the fuck up.

But that 99? 99? Still had some things to say. They knew he'd be taking it. Yeah, but he didn't really get the media out. I mean, it makes sense what you're saying. I'm just saying there's not like there's a media outlet, you know? It's like a Jack Ruby, right?

He was a camera, you tell my so-go-oy now I have the truth. Like, you're good. You can do it. Literally, I, literally, I'm going to tell you what exactly happened. Diet of cancer two, three months later. When it let him do interviews. Yeah. I know. So who knows? They wouldn't be wait if the family won. They could. They could. The judge. I'm like, first of all, it's white. He pulled you, dude. He killed 11 people that we know of. And they think there's probably 30 more. He was the worst.

The worst. Yeah, so, A, the guy you're trying to sue the state for, right? For 200 million. So he killed probably 30 people, ran a whole mafia organization in Boston, ruined families, cool. Here's the other problem. He's 90, right? So if they didn't do it, something else would get it.

We're not giving 200 million. Right. Probably. I bet they're gonna be like, because he's 90, we'll give you 5 million. Yeah. Because he's 10 years. Definitely.

You always, you, you sue for a crazy mountain. You settle out of court. Yeah. City of settle. They have the money. Presence. All the money. What is your kitchen?

All right, so this pastor, wait, not this one. This pastor did a rant about his, the people in his church not donate enough money so he buys his favorite watch and mvato watch. And it was caught on camera. He wanted a mvato watch. He wanted a mvato watch.

He wanted a conjugation to buy it for him. Yes. So this is the video here. If you don't know that mvato watch in set-ills. Yes you can. And you know I asked for last year. here it is the whole way in August. I still ain't got it. Your name's saying nothing.

Let me kick down the door and talk to my cheap sons and daughters. I want to hear no more. Excuse me, I'm going to talk in a fort. You can't afford it because you don't see the value here. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. You're here from your past and father.

I'm over y'all. father. I'm over y'all So I said no, please I'm over your cheap expressions Bro, busted and disgusting Poor broken disgusting Now Movados are 200 no they're they can be the dollars. They're not like my mom one year. It's not like a Rolex or anything. No, he's asking for a fucking Daytona. But still asking you. Oh, this whole thing's weird.

I'm just saying they could have got the money together. I'm with him on this. I'm worth your all over time. I ain't worth your product. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. Mother, oh, I'm saying this'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci.

I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci.

I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. I'm not worth your Gucci. Mother, oh I'm saying this. I promise you, D. Geneer is not with respect. I'm saying this. I promise you, D. Geneer is not with respect. I'm saying this.

I'm saying this. I'm not worth your Gucci. Mother, oh I'm saying this. I promise you, D. Geneer is not with respect. I'm saying this. I'm saying this. I. You're teaching apologies. Good evening. I'm in this crawltin' to Thunderburn. I'm a senior pastor of Church of the Way right here in Ken. Ah, man. Oh, no.

I need to see any of that. No, I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm a senior. I'm going to take this moment to address the Nile by our video clip. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh No context will suffice. To explain her and English all by my words. I spoke to those I count to and I have received their aggression and instruction. I also privately apologize to my church. Who has offended their love and support to me. And I'm privileged to do that.

It's a good apology. But I mean, you're a jerk. What I've seen to Mr. Morgan's people, yet that it's not discernible in a clip. Therefore, I offer this in a serial apology to you today. No context could erase the words I used. I apologize to all who have heard, anger, or any way damaged by my words. The deal with any presentation must be ten of the word love and respect.

Does it have to read from the cue card? It's a very, very well-worded artichard. Yeah, it's reading. Way better than I can ever use in our taming entertaining that dude's got a way with language that motherfucker So get some mobile. Why? I'm gonna buy it. I want to buy him a mobile watch. Fine I'm kid buying one. No do not buy him a watch right now. Please don't All right mark you don't have a balls ticket you might get some. Oh yeah there we go

So this is an university avenue in Orlando Shockingly the pilot did not die only had my eyes. He didn't hit me fucking cards. Yeah, dude That could you pulled up a little bit You know I can finally lost the lecture power maybe that happens with these see how his propellers that John F. K. Junior he lost he lost electrical power so we have to a crash landing My dad had to do that He got all fucked the plane was fucked Fucking here some for did that in Santa Monica. Imagine you had you live

Whoa think I use him me fucking that's exactly what happened to my dad This but he landed on a wrong. Yeah, do it So this is in Brazil. I believe in a video of Oh, this is alligator. Oh, this is a lot of I believe, and a whole video of an alligator. Oh, this is a long world star. Wait a minute. This guy went in, it's in Mexico. He went into a,

Oh my god. An area where they said, don't swim dangerous crocodiles. He went, I'll be okay. The crocodile I went, you saw the sign. And now your ass up. That's a real crocodile too. Oh, that's a dinosaur.

Dude, what the fuck? Now you're ass up, dig down in the water? Look at that motherfucker right there See a nightmare. I'm dude nightmare. He's just hearing your body wasn't allowed to it It's not a alligator to crocodile. He wasn't allowed to swim there. What what happened? He was told no No, no, there's signs all over say do not swim dangerous. Don't do that. Yeah What is this kind of a trigger just getting weird

Is he with a new movement coach? Yeah same breathing coach is look rock old Whatever it's doing it's fucking working He looks great. He looks fantastic. Look at his quads and hamstrings. Big guy. I can't wait for him to come back. Magic McGregor. He's definitely coming back. Yeah, yeah.

What do you think about him posting that in general? Nobody's better at taking the hype. So, Usman lost. People were talking about Leon Edwards. He's chiming in. He just takes everyone's shines. Oh cool. This one did exactly what she's supposed to

when an alligator grabs. An alligator attacked, it's hard to get. She rolled with it. Yeah. It's okay. We got a problem here. Oh. Oh. We got a problem here. Oh Oh, that's it roll with it

Got get your kid out of there lady. You're the little girl on mommy Did you see your jump to guard? Yeah? Did you see your jump to guard? Yeah. That's very, that's very smart. But you got to jump to guard and roll with that fuck. Yeah, you roll with it so it doesn't tear. Man, man, well it's gonna pull your hand off. But also who's the shitty parents?

I, oh, holy shit, watch this. Oh, fuck, man. Dude, I get all fucked up. This is crazy. This was a guy, you see this? Yeah. This is an off duty police officer. I guess this guy was chasing him,

and he like, look how hard he tries to hit him. And then the whole caption explains the guess this guy was chasing him, and he like, look how hard he tries to hit him. And then the whole caption explains the story that it was basically like, even if you have a firearm, don't think that you shooting at a car that's coming at you is gonna stop it, per se. You can't be like, I got it, boom, boom, boom. It's just gonna like, you know.

Yeah, this isn't fucking, cause you got to get the last one. Cause it comes back and tries to get him. It's a wild little video. Play this. Why are they trying to get him? They didn't go into it. I'm going down the left for the top piece.

But. And he's an off-duty police officer? Yep. He's threw it on the ground, his phone. You say, oh shit, why is the guy so mad? The guy wants to fight him? Yeah, you have to assume there's... He's being targeted.

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Yeah. Jesus Christ. So he stayed alive at least. Oh, so what happened? We know any of the backstory. I'm going to read it out right now. Police said the incident began with Brown noticing a man approaching his vehicle, his house,

and the guy sped away as Brown approached, hitting a car in a mailbox, then he'll made his first attempt. So there's a little bit beforehand. He made his first attempt to run Brown over before hitting a tree. That's where the footage picks up. But also, why are you standing out there and get ran over?

Get behind the tree or something, dude. Get behind your car. And... They were finally able to subdue the guy. And he went to the hospital, but was released, so I think it's all good. Damn, they really... Oh, that guy's good, but the guy tried murder him's good but the guy tried murder him yeah they were able to subdue him and put him under arrest he's in catchable at all that's a good question I don't think he didn't even update on whether or not he got shot yeah but he was charged with attempted murder held on

bond of a million bucks Jesus Christ so this is a fun one you see he's chasing this iguana off. I don't know if he's trying to hit it or what Why do you want their iguana so bad oh? Well, he wants himself in a glana But why do you try to kill it? Who knows? The weird part is that it looks like he's gonna smash it with a stick, but you need one of the patches. Pretty impressive. You just gotta listen. Hope he didn't kill it.

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Come run with the Thick Boys 11am. Heat used code team branding at 10% off at sign up. Mark Harley will be there. I'll be there. Some of the Thick Boys staff will be there. Come run with the boys 15K 11am. This mother truck in Saturday in Chicago. Torwise LA, Shobben Friends, August 31st, Wednesday night,

APM show, some monsters, and a very special guest will be on that, that Shobben Friends uh... tour wise l.a. shabin friends august thirty first wednesday night apm show some monsters and a very special guest will be on that that shabin friends and hollywood improv but then the real tour starts out with the most constant September eight through the tenth that bitch almost sold out on tarot improv on tarot california with my favorite clubs september fifteen to seventeen then i end september in, Boston, laugh Boston September,

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I had to cancel, I had to cancel Nashville, but I'll be back in March. Raleigh North Carolina Good Night September 8th through the night. San Jose, California, improv September 15th, 16th, 17th, Spacan Washington, Spacan Comedy Club September 22, 24. I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut stress factory, October 13th through the 15th. Just go to BrianCowelland.com.

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