The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 825: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JOHN MCAFEE?

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

      The boys talk Brendan's Chicago trip to do the Tough Mudder and shows at the Laugh Factory, Bryan's trip to Ottawa for a friends wedding and why he got so emotional he couldn't finish his best man speech, the new Netflix documentary about the John McAfee story, Elon Musk's dramatic weight loss, Johnny Depp's controversial MTV music awards appearance, the Liver King's latest hot take on the perils of modern life, and much more!  DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the runner back cause we back at 8 a.m. Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right?

Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again.

It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid. We're out.

Now, Greenbrows, first of all, the Greenbrows, Mark's hair is out of control. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Marklox. It's an absolute fucking mane. You sure? First of all, I apologize for referring to it as hair. You have a mane. I appreciate it. Yeah. We're on the streets women will be can I touch your hair? I'm like I don't get it. It's just here. Well, he's young, but it's great And that's the pretty cool combo puts like do you think it feels different than your hair lady? You both have long hair It's silver it's thick Have you ever thought about like if you shaved your head would you would you suddenly lose all your strength and be very very insecure?

Yeah, that's why I don't do it. Even though it would be a weird vibe if you shaved his hair. Your hair's looking mighty brillowy. Well, from the hat, I mean, I was covered in mud. I was gonna say it's from the tough modern. It was the tough modern. Tough modern Chicago.

Good pictures. Yeah, they were fun. We ran with the buttery bros. Now Mark jumped in the ice bath in the ice water portion of it and came out and you would think it was a low budget Jason Momoa. He jumped with a shirt off. Yeah, I was like, what is happening?

Really? Yeah. Now that's great. That was, that was, that was the, I didn't post your body. Yeah, that was good. And then we get me a feel. Jesus. Well, let's go to Berberin Street and hit that sack and get some beads in your face.

Good God. Yeah. Definitely more regular. Wow. Deep fake is real. I know, right? You could really shine a little bit. We both look pretty cool.

My God. That's what I was longer here. Feels here just always like that. You don't know if a guy is like kind of shoot you or fucking. Oh, I see his hair. You know, we pick your poison, man. Yeah. I'm like, oh, Sam or fucking oh I see his hair You know pick your poison man. Yeah Take your ass to New World And that's impressive dude, so this video of this guy a couple of big boys

This is the this is the the ending that we're gonna electrocute yeah, yeah And the guy next to me that you'll see him on there. He gets he's getting all out of fucking he's getting crazy And he's like you're just gonna stay there, you're gonna go. I'm like trying to figure out how not to get shocked like the least. I'm like, how can I, in marks like tell me? And he goes, we gonna go or what? And I go, you go, dude, go ahead.

What? Go ahead, there you go. So he's hitting his chest, look. Watch this. Boom! Ripped his beard out. Wow! Damn!

You got fucked up. Ah, fuck that, that's not what you're saying. How much did you get shocked just now? Oh, because he knocked them all down, so like four of them just all hit me in the chest. Well, that's so annoying. I got annoying. How did he fall back?

Because it wrapped around his beard. He got caught and wrapped around his neck. Oh, well that's bad. For him. Yeah. It was fun though. And he passed out, came to, jumped. That's so fucking weird.

And then it knocked all the electric down. He knocked all the down, so he's not getting shocked there. I didn't know that. So that's why I'm maybe seal crawling there. Yeah, now, Bob, if he's doing it, I'm looking at his body. I feel like I could do it. We're talking about it. I'm talking about the buttery bros,

because we're like halfway. It's just a lot. It's a lot. Like at your age, I don't know why you could, I think you could do it. Like there's, you know, like some girl broke her leg. Like some, you know, multiple people broke their legs broke their arms. Like, you know, multiple people broke their legs,

broke their arms, like, you got to... I'm not worried about that. My wind, my wind's good. It's my fucking, my calves, my... It's a lot like, see. It's a lot, I mean, some of it's tough for me. It's tough for me, Mark. Like, it's not easy at all.

How do you guys do against the butterroot bros? Because those guys are in good shape. It's, we put it, we know once, like, trying to win races, like, you're... You're doing it together. Yeah, we all stay together and no one's like trying to win races, like, you're doing it together. Yeah, we all stayed together and ran together and like, it was fun. I'm very happy with their bodies.

Yeah, they're great. Good guys. They're great. But like, you know, like when you think about like, when people go, so where's it can happen, you know, man? I mean, there's some, I mean like on the thing where you're on a, like you don't pull up, and then you got a transition to another thing

and there's water, like deep water underneath here with mud, and you're going around, and your hands are wet, like that girl fell off, snapped her fucking leg. That's not good. Another guy who snapped his leg, Mark rolled his ankle. Yeah, not good. There's, you know, some shit. It was the biggest one that 15,000 people signed up.

Right. 15,000 people around that race. The minimum sign up 150 bucks. Thinking about your money, tough mudders making. All you do is rent that land of the middle of nowhere, your sponsors, but I was talking about this with the buttery bros in rain. I assume their nut comes from insurance.

Oh, right? Because the liability insurance has to be through the way. Yeah. Oh, but you also have people sign waivers. We all sign waivers, but still. You can still get sued. For sure. So I'm sure that's where a majority has to be a high.

High number. Yeah, right? Yeah, I would imagine. We had fun though. But in the last days of Chicago, they all came to my show Friday at the Lafictory. Shout out to Lafictory Chicago. Great club. You ever done it? No.

In the middle of the fucking Chicago, it's great. So much fun. But they came there and the head of Toughen butter was there and he's like, yeah, you know, we do courses worldwide to number three, Toughest One. I was like, really? Okay. That made me super nervous.

It was the, I don't think it was the toughest one. I think it was the funnest one. Like we went through a river, like share a river, you get a cross. Yeah, it was dope. Yeah. And like the terrain, it share a river, get a cross. It was dope. Yeah. And like the terrain, it was in as hard, like California's, what do you think?

I think California's tougher. Yeah, I agree with them. Way more pleasant because the temperature is perfect. The ground is nice. There's trees around to look at versus like, all the scenery is different. All right, 15K. 15K.

Yeah. All the scenery is different. This one. I did, I went to our boy Taraks wedding in Ottawa Canada. I was the best man Means Brian had to make speech. Mmm Brian had to make speech you think in talk I don't know did you now did put did Brian putting effort into this? That'd be the question I put a lot of effort into it the problem is Here's the problem. I'm not good with emotion, Papa. And so I, well, my boy, your boy made a speech. I opened it up and I cried for

Oatdark. I cried because I mentioned his mom, and I wanted to talk about the sacrifice, see, his mother came, so Taric's mother's father was killed by the Soviets. They took him away and she never saw him again. And at 18 years old, she had to leave the country. So their grandfather was a very famous Air Force general. Mm-hmm. And the Soviets killed them. Yep.

They took them and put them in jail for three days and he died. God knows what they did to them. Yeah. So whenever you see people who are refugees like that, they're very proud, you know, they give them a very proud family. A lot of the children, yeah.

Very proud. She's very proud, a strong woman. Big time. So when you see that, and I remember one time I said to her, what do you miss about Afghanistan? And she said everything. Oh wow. I miss everything.

And I said everything and she goes, everything. I said like what, she was even the air. What she was saying there was, I could see the pain in her face that she would never show anybody. And that's not, that happened, we were eating dinner, right? It just happened. And I never stopped, I think about it every day for whatever reason.

Yeah. Like two years ago. Yeah. In a way it was. Every day is extreme, but yeah. You just get done with the wedding. It's in your head, though, right? You're like, you think about how people have it, what they've gone through.

And then she makes those two Yosuf and Tark. She makes those two fucks. Two of us guys on the planet. Two of us guys on the planet. Yep. Just the couple. It's both successful. Yeah. Both successful.

Six of these. Six of these. Yeah. The other one. Yosuf now has his own security company that's killing it Tarak has he's doing fucking everything as usual taking over the world. Yeah, so so you know She she did this and I what I wanted is what I was trying to say is your sacrifice your pain Made the world a better place. It may feel like you went through a lot of shit But look what you created. That's what I was trying to say. Dude, dude.

Can I get it out? What the... I couldn't. I embarrassed myself. Oh, I started crying. We were going to take a seat. Couldn't finish the... I was in a very nice suit. Start crying in front of a bunch of people. I don't know. Yeah. In Canada. And couldn't finish. I had to take... And then I forgot the shit I was going to say. It was a rambling speech Frankly, not from a rambling speech and I I

The only thing that it was worth that was that I showed them that I love them, but it was I was there's no closeness. I was really huh be better. Yeah 100% I'm and I was just and I kept doing this to myself. I kept going fuck Yeah, you can't get it. You can't get a take back, you can't get a, you can't run it back. No, I mean I cried out J's when you wanted to. You did? Yeah, yeah, big time. When you made a speech?

Yep, that was the best man I was trying to do. You can't hold it together. And then at Delia's wedding, his wife's broom, were they broom, broom's, broom's, no, not the broom the, the bridesmaids. Bridesmaids stories were all like inside, like, you remember in the vortex, don't make say vortex, vortex, you know, how's it go, that's the worst speech of all time.

And then, uh, they kept saying it. And, uh, I think, you know, we're like, so when he's given the red light, so when he's given the light, me and, you know, there's laughing rasses all, and but then, uh, uh, Chris's brother got up, crushed it and then Linocha had to follow that. Linocha had some drinks, probably doing some drugs, whatever. And then Linocha killed it, crushed it. He's great. Yeah, professional. And then everyone's like, it's the best that you've

ever had. Wow. You could only just do that every night, crushed it. You didn't speak? No. No. Yeah, man, when you're... Tough, a lot of pressure. I find weddings are very emotional and I don't know why, and I embarrassed myself. I like the... I like when they're walking down the aisle,

all that stuff in the family is talking. I like that part's emotional, but then after that, I'm good. I'm good. Then I'm ready to go. Maybe part of it had to do... This is my other excuse. It's like, part of it of it had to do, this is my other excuse.

It's like, part of it might have had to do with, we went to this spot called Nordic, where you go, where, where, you're, the, Michelin Star restaurants there, but it's an outdoor hot spring. Okay. You got saunas, you got coal plunges,

you got more saunas, you got you go lift this, and we were doing a, we were doing it on a loop, like all the guys and maybe the cold and hot, got rid of all the toxins and I was weak. I was tired. That's what you told yourself on the plane right now. That's not true, that's so stupid.

You just spying that. You know how hung out with a lot of stuff. Well, I was gonna say who else was there? Bruce Grickowski. Oh, the football player, the quarterback. Fucking great guy, just a great guy. He's a quarterback for a toll or Tulane, I think. Yeah.

Just hanging out with a shirt off and I'm standing next to him. What's he doing now? He owns restaurants. That's cool. Who else is there? Who else is there? A guy, another police officer named Vijay, who's an old friend of theirs. They were all part of the crew.

Yeah, just great guys. Just fucking great guys, man. man and watch we shoot this thing and Was it was Luke there? Ruckled no Luke's foot got infected so he couldn't make it yeah his foot's all fucked up any other football players I mean Tarts a big football guy. No, no, no, it was just it was just Bruce a lot of people because it was Ottawa Oh, that's a bitch. Oh, I told you cuz I get get I get offered a new Calgary, a new venue Calgary, a new venue. Yeah, new venue. Not yuck yuck. Nope, not yuck yuck. I'll tell you later about it. Okay. But I heard their COVID protocols are super strict up there. Do you have any issues? I had to wear a mask on the plane on the way there and in the airport. They just stopped doing masks everywhere. June in June. They just got back to normal in June.

What do you mean? What do you mean normal? It's not normal. If you're winning the airplane and math. Yeah, you still, yeah, it's not normal. And you have to have, you better show proof of vaccination to get in there. You're, you're, you're, you're, but you just show them your card or they like, no, you got to show them your card and then the airline does it, you know, yeah. Yeah, but it's like I have a fake vaccination card So if I were to go to Canada is it a database? Yeah, is it like? How strict is it? I mean, I No, it's just a you know, you show them your via your Pfizer or your Moderna. They know what it is I mean, there's a date and then you go by yeah, okay, you're like putting it into a computer if you're cross check

No, they didn't like track you computer if you cross check. You don't put another. No, they don't like track you. It's not, man. I hear it's really straight up there. No, no. Let me just skip. It's more the airlines that do it.

It's on the airlines. So they get a boarding pass. You have to check in a part of your check-in process is to put in your passport information, put in your vaccination information. Canada's very thorough in terms of like they want to know everything about you. Yeah.

Turtle, Trudeau. So there's that. You're doing a new venue in Canada. It's a new one. We'll see. It's a penthouse straight there. So Canada's pretty straight. But everybody's vaccinated in Canada,

so it's not even an issue. Yeah, I don't think the venue's asking for, it's just really getting in. There's the in getting out of there. You'll be fine. Did you have to take a COVID test to get out? Did you have to take a COVID test to get out? Do you have to take a COVID test to get out? No, you'll be fine.

Yeah. They make a bigger deal about it than it is. Nobody can do that. That's what I assume. Nobody, the truth about boosters and vaccines is nobody has the time to check everybody. It's like a metal detector with a public school. You don't have time to wait. It's just, it would cause such a backlog.

So what they do is, it's basically an honor system. They go, where's your, you know, them checking boxes too. But they do want to see your card or a picture of it. That's fine. That's all right. Maybe worth it. Do I solve Doc?

You got to see it. A, House of Dragons is so lit, best show on TV right now. B, there's a doc called Running with the Devil. You know, McAfee, antivirus, like, yeah, that guy picked his own death apparently. Have you seen the doc software, the antivirus software? So it's called running with the, uh, that's definitely not it. John McAfee. Dude, it's so good. Cause, John McAfee, dude, it's so good.

Cause so what happens is he sells his company for whatever 300 million dollars. It's worth 17 billion now, right? He worked for NASA. He's a computer program for NASA, developed all that stuff, comes up with that antivirus software. And then he moves to Belize and his neighbor dies. Everyone thinks it's him. So when he thinks the government everybody's out to get him, so he goes on the run.

Now when he goes on the run, he doesn't want the media telling just one side of the story. So he hires two young guys to film everything for him and document all of it while he's on the run. Wow. So right away when that's happening, I go to myself, because he guys are from vice. I'm like, well, if he told them where he's at, they come film

everything. Isn't that breaking the law? Because then you're aren't you helping out a fugitive who's suspected of murder? Like isn't that a curse? I'm like, that's weird. Whatever. So they film everything. He's crazy. They say running with a devil or running with evil, whatever it's called. I don't think he's an evil dude. I just think he's a bit of narcissists, clearly narcissists out of his mind. He uses his young girl. She's like 18 in police. And her uncle, he's like the highest district attorney in the country and they they want to use him so he can get you know Freedom and not be accused of all this. It's fascinating to it's well

They just said they're feeling the whole time Texas and he's still alive spoiler and three two one The documentary ends with you know They say he commit suicide in prison in somewhere in Europe, I think, or maybe the Middle East. But then suicide never made sense. And he had a tattoo because if I'm found dead, it's not suicide. He had tattooed like, the mediums, he make this seem like a suicide guarantee because I have all this info.

Because he was saying he had the ability because he said he hacked in and had information on Hillary Clinton, the cartel, and the cartel was out to get him. So he bought a yacht, and again, this to me, it caused red flags, because he'd be with the camera guys. He'd be like, we have five minutes to get out of here. They know where they know where we're at. So he'd have a boat and go, and I'm like, the government can easily chase you. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of theatrics. It's tough to tell. It's tough to tell. And then he ditches the 18 year old girl after he leaves the believes.

He was dating an 18 year old. You try and get married to her. And then he's my age. Then he has to, yeah. And then he has to go back on the run. So he's on the run. And then he gets to, he fails. So he's in jail and believes, fakes a heart attack, escapes, gets to Miami.

And he's just chilling in Miami, marries a prostitute, a black prostitute. And that's funny, like, oh, it was love at first. I should've said, no, no, it was just a job. And then I wanted to get out of here, so I linked up with them. But she's like, now, yeah, now I love them, now I've been around each other,

but yeah, he just asked me to come with him, I was just a working girl. You're like, well, this guy's out of his mind. Now he's doing all the drugs, he's doing bath salts. Oh, that works out for you. So then to me, so part of it's like, all right, is this guy just fucking addict who's out of his mind, like making all this up? But then they do interview the, again, she's brought us to it. So I don't know if they're the most trustworthy people. But she goes, people think he's making up, like she's like like, me and him got in this horrible fight. I called my pimp because that's when I need,

you know, hell, I call my pimp. So I call my pimp. You say, I'm a help, send somebody to help you out. And she goes and he sent somebody from the cartel and the cartel gave me, she had the bag of whatever poison. She's like, give me a bag of poison, put this in his dinner. You won't wake up. She's like, I just kind of do it. She's like, so when people say that the cartel stuff isn't real, it's real. Like I've talked with them and they wanted me to kill them. Now it's his wife and she's a prostitute

so they get for what it's worth. Yeah. But it's just, it's fascinating. So, so what was his, did he got arrested for the alleged murder of his neighbor? Which one? The original one believes was that, right? but then he escapes that saying he has a hard attack but then he got arrested for tax evasion and then when he's in tax evasion in Spain

that's when he goes to prison in Spain and they're going to extradite him back to America he supposedly committed suicide but then the documentary ends with that 18-year-old girl who's now a lot older, a lot heavier. She says, I just talked to him two weeks ago. He's in Texas. He told me to come with him. He wants to run away. So I don't know. It's so interesting. Security's brought. But he's got some issues. He's got some...

You know, work for NASA. He developed the program to get us to space. Like, he's a brilliant dude. I'll speak to you, created the anti-virus software. You know, work for NASA. Develop the program to get us to space. Like he's a brilliant dude. I'll speak to you, create the anti-virus software. But then he was saying that he, you know, the card, so part of the thing is he's like, one of the reasons why the government's after me

is because I hacked into the government on all these databases. I have all this information on Hillary Clinton and the in the cartel and he'll talk to you. Or you broke the law. Well, here's the thing. You have made a tax on that. Well, the documentary, they say they go, in the cartel or you broke the law or here's the thing you you have a detachment on the documentary they say they go uh...

john never released any information on hilly clinton or the cartel you know ever where is that again he never really like he says he has that information no one ever saw that's the problem it's like you know that that that uh... denesc is a did two thousand meals do you know that thing uh it's 2000 mules it's it's he set out to prove that the election was rigged okay and he got four million minutes of closed circuit TV that the where the cameras were were on the ballots on on the ballot boxes

and basically the go down for mitchin the idea was that they they had taken what is that so he was getting subtle messages from the US officials saying, in effect we're coming for McAfee, we're going to kill yourself. Well his arm looks weird. I got a tattoo today just in case if I suicide myself, I didn't, I was whacked, check my right arm.

Yeah. It's like a crystal clear like suicide note. It's got weird. This guy's, got all the things note. It's so weird. This guy's, all the things weird. These people are crazy. I think sometimes you gotta stop and go, you're fucking crazy.

Well, he hired a ghost writer, like to write a novel form, because the story was pretty crazy. But I'm thinking he doesn't make, he's like, like their film, and he's like, I've created gold for you. I've threaded and like, exaggerate things, I've created gold for you. I've threaded and you know, exaggerated things and make a perfect movie for you.

So it's just, it's fascinating. He's out of his fucking mind. But the ghostwriter goes, I don't know what's real, man. Like, he said his father committed suicide when he's 17. He's like, but I have this recording. And then the recording, that's like two years old. He goes, yeah, my dad used to beat me and my mom. So bad for him to do something. His dad was shot in the recording that's like two years old he goes yeah my dad used to beat me and my mom so bad find it to do something

instead of shotin head same way that the guy was murdered his neighbor was murdered and then also he clearly murdered his neighbor I mean that's not enough for discussion but there's his neighbor and him and his neighbor hated each other and his neighbor I get supposedly killed his dogs and that night he was on his porch fire and his gun in the air so I'm like kill you some of a bitch.

The next day, the guy ends up dead. So it's like, this isn't Belize. Yeah. And the neighbor was in, and then being shot in the head. Right in that. Okay, so sometimes back of that. So sometimes. And there's no, there's no break in.

Yes, so sometimes you have to go, well, let's see, you're shooting in the air, you hate him. You know, you can see that. He sounds fucking crazy. And he's also one of those guys where everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. Yeah, I'm whoever says this, I agree. So Janice McAfee said she was not taking claims serious.

She was talking about John McAfee. So anything is possible, like the likelihood of him being in Texas and that being shared to the world and Netflix documentary is on locky, that's what I thought. Texas is a great place, but John was being held in Spanish prison

because Trump charges against him from the IRS and SEC. So I doubt he would choose to hide on America. Why would he hide out here? When he's orienting like in Spain, nobody's in no way, why would he come here? It sounds like he's totally unhinged and a drug addict and also probably lost his mind and also a criminal and also has always gotten away with lying,

like just lying his ass off. Con men like this are so good at lying that they believe their own fucking lies. So, you know. You regularly post updates from his Twitter accounts and he was content with his friends and friends and Instagram's traditions. Yeah, I don't know.

You got to create a bunch of like, they're after Get Me, I'm so powerful that the government wants to kill me. It's like okay. Well, my whole thing is like, you'd like, they're coming to get me and they're just going to see ya'll and take off to whatever the next island.

It's like, well, if it was that easy, y'all criminals just get a fucking boat and take off. Like, you don't think they can chase you. Well, first of all, they are tracking. So when you have a yacht, you're in contact. Oh, because that navigation, and you gotta call into the life fest. So your life fest, if you fall in the water,

it has a natural navigation that goes right to the Coast Guard of that area. So, sorry, that doesn't fly. And by the way, the life fest has to be activated. I'm saying that. I'm saying, so let's say, let's say you killed the three of us in the room today and jumped in your Tesla. Yeah. That Tesla's pinning off of all sorts of. Yeah. Show us a yacht. Yeah, it's easy. Yeah. So even then I was like, super easy to catch a yacht. They're not that fast. So fuck off. But him be like, we gotta get out and jump on the

up. I go, thank God we got out of there. I was like, well, you're not safe in the waters, dude. They just send a speedboat. Or a helicopter and shoot it down. They shoot the engines out. Whatever. They do it all the time. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's interesting guy though. It was fascinating. I didn't want to hit. Yeah. It was good. He's out of his fucking mind. And then you'd have disguises,

but then he would go into these places, like a wig place or whatever, and he'd make sure they knew who he was and what he did. And then take pictures with him. How interesting. And then he's costing. Oh, the ego is out of control. You should sell your hair to him as a wig.

Oh, one of his wigs is just like Mark's. And the lady goes, should we know who you are? He's like, well, do you use McAfee virus? And she goes, yeah, he goes, that's me. And then you're like, you're gonna take pictures like sure, but make sure you don't post, ladies. Like, okay.

Oh my God. But if you're on the run for murder, or you're gonna let anybody take pictures. What, he just wants to be faked. But that's what the documentarian guys, they're like, it's very strange. Is there any restaurant or anywhere we went, you would like make sure everyone knew he's there.

Like, people that are on the run for murder, don't give a fuck about a social media. Yeah, let's see, see, a lot of people like this, if you actually look at what got them going that the end of the day, what do they want? Fame. That's right, they want to be famous. And we've met a lot of people like that in LA.

We see people who are really successful and they're making all the money. And it's just not off. I don't get it. Yeah, why would you want to be famous? It's what you always say. You're always like, just be rich. The best gig in the world.

No one's taking your picture. No one's watching all your moves. Gotta be famous, gotta do your thing. Gotta figure out a way to be famous. I'll get, start by making famous friends and then you hang out with them and then you try to figure it out from there. So straight.

Yeah, very stretch. Yeah, this guy, especially at the time is a documentalist, you know, end of whatever last month, company is worth $17 billion. $17 billion. Mm-hmm. He could buy his freedom with that shit.

Well, he bought a lot of shit. Did he sell Maca B. Byers? Yeah, yeah, Maca B. That's his shit. He sold it. I mean, years prior for like the 600 million or something like that. Now it's worth 17 billion billion. Fuck. Amazing. Before that, he worked for NASA. So like, that's the other thing. Like his background, yeah, I could see that guy figuring out, that's the other thing, like, his background. Like, yeah, I could see that guy figure out

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been trafficking those women somewhere. Who were the guys buying the women? How is that not you know I thought we were gonna get all these names. How about this? How about they have the book, the black book they kept all the names in? Where were the names? They can't release them because some people are still in government as we speak they can't release the names so which is so straight so and she was supposed to flip she was flipping go bad on all well we know people who were on the plane that doesn't mean you were you were having sex with underage girls well

well no because they're women well he had a lot of celebrities that would go there right like Chelsea handler people like that. Chelsea's not out there doing crazy. I'm telling you she's not she's not one of those people Yeah, but there are a lot of people like times Chelsea go though Well, there are a lot of people that were on the plane who would go to this island, right? But then there were guys who are really famous who were going there to have sex the majority would go to have sex I mean if you have money you don't need somebody's private jet in the island. Where are the names? Well, wait, if you're gonna put, so you're in,

you're in, you're in, what are you arguing right here? I'm saying, are you saying it didn't happen or are you saying that these people are guilty? I'm saying, something happened because they put her away for 20 years. They're guilty, yes. Right? So you are sex trafficking. You took women and whoever, underage girls

or whatever they were, you put them on a plane and you flew them somewhere else for sex. I think that's the definitely sex crime. We have some name, right, Prince Charles? You have it. Bill Clinton. You have it, but no, because if illegal activity was happening, who were the recipients of that illegal, it takes to the tango?

Who were the recipients of that illegal, it takes two to tango. Who were the recipients of that illegal activity? And why haven't their names come up? Didn't she mention who was there? But I didn't, I don't have any names, why? And that's why they're saying that she was gonna be off. Let me see, go back, go back up, buddy. Okay, face the six hands in her federal trial. Please, please.

Would you like to? Which relate to accusation that she facilitated a sexual exploitation of girls for her long-term time companion to disgrace finance here, Jeffrey Epstein. For accusers, one kind of enticement of a minor to travel to engage in illegal sex acts in which Miss Maxwell is accused of coercing one girl identified as minor victim one in charging documents to travel the Florida. Okay, who is she going to fuck? Okay, oh, so what was with Mr. Epstein?

Convenient, he's dead. One kind of transportation of a minor. It's all Mr. Epstein. I can't say, yeah, excuse me, we're in the same girl of Florida. So it's all for Epstein. Now, now, my guess is, you wanna hear what my theory is on all this?

Okay, so Epstein apparently bought that crazy mansion for $10, $10. Epstein apparently, nobody really knows how he was making his money, but he had a lot of money. Nobody knows how he had that island, but he had a lot of island. Nobody knows who really when he bought that plane and all that, he was a trader,

but there isn't really a paper trail that shows where he got all that money and all that influence. Or that he knows anything about finances. Okay. Right. Okay, so now, so now, just laying Maxwell conveniently says, I'm going to take this 20 year hit and I was only trafficking for Mr. Epstein. Even though we know a lot of powerful people were there, like Prince Andrew, who had a 17 yearyear-old girl there on his lap and all that.

Okay, fine. And picture in she had a clean face. And that girl, by the way, and her team had asked for $25 million, way before it went public. They said, if you want to keep this quiet, give us $25 million, Prince Andrew said, fuck off, and then it came out. Okay, fine.

My thing is that my guess is, my guess is that just lame Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein work for a foreign intelligence agency like the massage like Israeli foreign Secret service. That's where the money came from and they wanted to get powerful people, especially men in compromised situations That's what that island was and I think that the the facade has a bunch of fucking videotape and files of the most powerful people in the world including Clint having sex with underage girls or whoever it was. Clint's and easy. Yeah, but he's no longer somebody that he's no longer in power. So there's no point in blackmail. I hear you get in peace. What do you know? Hillary's my wife. I paid enough. Was Trump ever on that plane?

Yes. I don't think so. Yes. I don't think he was. I don't think he's my wife, I paid her not. What's Trump ever on that plane? I don't think so. Yes. I don't think he was. I don't think he was. Yeah, I think that's probably the most solid theory out there, Brian. That he was on it.

No. Well, sorry, the massage specifically. Yeah. And the way that they operate. Yep. Ooh. Trump flew more often. To 17 trips.

But you know, he also had his hand in Victoria's Secret, too. Well, so, so, no. So, Wexler, I believe that's his name, who owned Victoria's Secret and the limited, was the one who sold him the house for $10. They were in Coot together and then Epstein, but Wexler was gay. Yeah, but all the girls, all the Victoria's Secret models.

It's so interesting at least seven trips It says on this new getting news. Okay, so he was got a lot of powerful people on that thing. I mean, that was the their goal But I apparently though it was hard to tell you know, I don't know ahead It's on these islands with all these horrible body white guys, but The part of the problem is it's, you couldn't tell some of the girls you'd hook up with, and then I think, up to you, like, hey, she was 17, bro. Like, white, and we recorded it. Right. So give us all the funding. That's right. Yeah. So it's not, you know, I don't. And in 95, you flew with a son, Eric, who's not two years old yet.

Yeah. So again, there were a lot of people that went to that island because they were invited and it was nice. That's what they did. I think that they did. Well, it's a cover. You have people flying there for parties and fun, and then you have people, then you have the other group that comes for that little naughty, naughty stuff.

You get the guys. It's the boys weekend. That's as old as fucking time. It's interesting, right? Yeah. Wow. Wow. I'm watching that FX series on Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

It's a new series. Because they did the series, they did OJ, they did Versace, and now they're doing Bill Clinton monocle and Winsky so then I just went down the rabbit hole Bill Clinton like dude this guy is accused of fucking sexual assault since fucking oh yeah oh my oh my god excuse the small stuff his track record his track record like holy fuck man Trump yeah well Clintons is way worse than Trump's Clint's is way worse. They're not incomparable. You can't lump them together Clintons is bad Well in the White House rape in Arkansas when he was governor, right? Yeah, and then and then in the White House like

Homegirl who actually set it all up What's your name star Monica no Linda trip Linda trip We recorded the contract she recorded all of it with my own because they're really close the linda trip the the i looked into that and she's like i mean i don't know why they kept put young girls in the fucking office to work with a while he's like every single girl in there

he's made a advancement towards every single one of the the the craziest one was we're Kathleen a camera last name, should beautiful. And she went to him and said, my husband is suicidal because he can't find a job. Can you give him a job or help him? And Clinton had a bunch of like the tray of like tea and stuff. And he goes, all right, we'll hold this tray. And she held the tray. And he said, she just, well hold this tray. And she held the tray. And he said, he just started grabbing her teeth

and kissing her and my mother said, I believe that's where I go, why? She goes, because she said what a woman would say. And the first thing, they said, and Kathleen said, she goes, the first thing in my mind that went through my mind is he's gonna spill all the tea on the rug. And my mother said, that's such a thing that I would say.

Like the first thing you think is, what the fuck are you doing? Like I have my hands... Apparently his move was just pulling his dick out, too. Look man, whatever the case, there's a long list of people with the same story. So, and then, and then, and then the homeboy that worked for the White House

and went to college with Clinton, came up with him in Arkansas. He, you know, all this stuff starts to go on and he knows a lot of information about it. And then he commits suicide six months later. There's a lot of suicide going on. Weird. Yeah. And then my girl, you might say, what did you say?

Hillary Clinton feminist, huh? Oh, I know. And then it gets a response to finding out all these accusations, but let's destroy their lives. Look, the hypocrisy is hilarious. I mean Biden, Biden, Biden. Oh, I know. And then it gets a response to finding out all these accusations, but let's destroy their lives. Look, the hypocrisy is hilarious. I mean, Biden, Biden, Biden, oh my God. You know, he was also accused of sexual assault. And everybody who ran with him, and Kamala Harris said, I believe him, I believe her.

And she had no problem running, and she's made the flop was incredible. Yeah, as soon as you can get in position of power and stuff, it's like, yeah, sorry, Tara Reid. Sorry about that. And then my girl was like, man, poor Hillary. I was like, well, what did you just say? I was like, and she's like, I bet eventually she's probably upset with it. And then she just learned how to deal with them. Like, but she actually destroyed the way she went after that. I was like, Bill's the least of her words. She's like, yeah, that's old Bill.

I think she's gay anyway. The fuck man. Yeah, that whole dynamics weird. Well, it's that dirty politics man. I mean, there's such a long, I think if you're in politics for that long, especially in the South like Arkansas, I mean, anywhere.

You know what, you're, you're in it. None of them. It's tit for tat. You're dealing with it. They're all narcissists. You have to be crazy with your politics. Yeah, you're dealing with all kinds of stuff. narcissists. You have to be crazy about politics.

You're dealing with all kinds of stuff. That makes it personal. All guys like John McAfee. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's right. My Tyson says something great. My Tyson, they were talking about him being great. My Tyson says, let me tell you something about being great.

Okay, and greatness. I met a lot of people that were great. And they weren't good people. Yeah. My thing is, you know, I, maybe I did some great stuff. I want to be a good person. That's fucking difficult. It's it's like a simple idea, but yeah, I don't think I'm always Yeah, let's pause this for a second. You can rape it go, right? So yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I it's seven years for yeah six years of I'm always amazed at When you meet people that are hyper successful a lot of times I am always kind of amazed at how flawed they can be. I mean everyone's flawed. But also just like Madonna at 64 years old, still, both fame is a different thing.

Femes though. I mean, honey. She's fighting the good fight. She's trying. Lady or Nicole Kidman, 55 years old. I mean, I don't know what she's doing to her face, but that's skin regimen. Something like it.

That does not move, bro. I mean, that's like, like 55. But there's success on her fame and success, especially when you're madonne, you're known for that. Like, it's trying to be age proof. It's me toft dude. Time to be age proof is a bitch. Take a look at the picture of her on her birthday.

Her birthday? 64th of her on her birthday. Her birthday? Yeah. 64th. 64 year old birthday. And Nicole Nicole is just doing whatever she is fighting that shit. Her face does not move. She's my age 55 years old. I mean, that's not easy. We'll get on the cover of that perfect though. That's right. That's the most recent cover. 55. That's recent. That's right. That's the most recent cover

55 That's a lot of work. She's pretty good. Oh, yeah Go down. Let me see there a bunch of pictures over there, but famous special beauty is part of your like that your thing other one. Oh this yeah, I think of JLo J. L. 50 well J. L. is a spree good nature J. L. is a freaking nature that's that's just that that's uh... that's a lot of work right there that's uh... they have fame and getting older in the public spotlight is with has to be tough and we just use each like one of your

things your addiction actually a great fucking actress too. Oh yeah. But you're addicted to that. Oh yeah, I get fighting. You're young and you can see now the age though. It's not. You just got it sometimes. But there's way worse examples than a cold kid.

And the cold kid was that. Well Madonna. Well, the cold kid was actually winning the fight. Yes. Madonna's down at 10-8 in the rounds. Oh Madonna, but at 64. For big old dumpy ass. Well that's another weird thing too.

That's like what I don't know what she's doing. Yeah the ass is like you wait. Nobody gets an ass at 70. Well it's. Yes doesn't get fatter. She's doing the kind of shit she's doing. Yeah that's a rough one. How old is he?

64, sir. I mean, she's doing the damn thing. She's doing the damn thing. You gotta give it up. I mean, there must be a process in the morning. I would imagine there's a lot of work to be done. But, I've been with Donna Booty.

She's still wearing, and she's trying to be young at that age. She's like, what are you doing here? But I guess what's the alternative? There we go What's alternative? Her body through the no, but good or 65 year old you can see what she's wearing that her birthday her 65 year old That'll be honest guys. I'm gonna do it. No, this is right now. I'll be those are pictures current. I put it so weird. What are you doing? Seriously, what I got my question. What should they be? Just give up? I think that you have to... Sir, you had your lids done. I know, but you have to let it go after a while.

You have to realize that you are... You're looking now, you're being ridiculous. The ass is ridiculous. I agree with that, but the face stuff I get, for women I get it, it's a lot of pressure, man. The ass is just absolutely insane. I mean, how women I get it. It's a lot of pressure, man. Das is just absolutely insane. I mean, how do you think it? Yeah.

My thing is it speaks to something much deeper about it anyway. Oh boy. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, and she's 64 doing it. It looks like a cartoon. Yeah. It's hilarious though. Yeah.

So, okay. There we go. I wanna live forever! The worst are the guys. When the guys go too deep, that's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. Like, who is that country singer?

Keith Urban. I don't know Kenny Rogers. You think of the Kennaz? He's good, but there was another one Roy. Who sang the football? Who sang football? Oh, my God. How are you ready for some football?

How are you ready for some football? He's at work time. Oh, Bob. How are you ready for some football? Now that's Kerry Underwood. Hank Williams, do you? He's at some work. Yeah, you might want to take a look at that.

No, really? I don't, yeah, I never thought he did. I think you think of a wrong guy. Hank doesn't seem like he got to do it. I might be thinking of the wrong guy. Yeah, because I don't think so. That's a lot of makeup. Kenny Rogers had like,

he has a lid's done. And he has a lid's done wrong. When I had my lid's done, the doctor goes, you're just gonna look less sleepy. It's not gonna, Nobody's gonna see much That's like a lot. Yeah, that's Come on now also that there's a difference you get a brow lift so those guys are getting brow lifts So they're getting there you get your you get this look the shape of your eyes Doing that kind of shit boy you better be careful

I'm coming. I mean that's good though, right? I mean, it's a little crazy. But I mean, I'm looking forward to doing that. Yeah. You're going to do it. You. I'd rather look like that than Mark. Mark 100% Mark. You're going to be a male Madonna. I vowed to document all of it. Yeah. I mean, like, oh, you do Botox and lip fillers. I'm like, the moment I do that, you think I'm not going to make YouTube content out of it? Cause we would say like, oh you do Botox and lip fillers. I'm like, the moment I do that, you think I'm not gonna make YouTube content out of it? Like, you follow my journey. You both have very nice plump lips naturally. Yes.

I'd rather look like that, than look like a fucking sharpay, you know? Yeah. Like if your skin's just melting, I'm like, Doc, we had this, this is a mess, man. I would give them the more. I can picture this weekend of me as a three-year-old You can verify yeah, I've always had big lips. I'm a little sure. Yeah, you're so fast

All of us want to die you some DSLs what none of us want to die? No, and that's what that's what that's the example You're what the fames a different animal the fame and beauty's your thing like they're gonna fight that to the fucking great You call it's called raging against the night oh that's like they took that from raging against machine right there's no rage against the night you can you can grow old gracefully or you can rage against the night yeah there's some yeah some do's look like Sean Connery before he passed away fucking dying yeah you give a fuck a good genetic zone yeah yeah yeah you're gonna give a fuck. You're good genetics though. Yeah. Yeah.

You feel like a holly like, okay, Jack Nicholson. Like there comes a point where it's like, hey man, if I can make movies whenever I want, do I need to get worked on anything? It's like, Robert DeNiro, but also those guys have never been like hot leading men. Like, let's look at just a memo in about 30 years.

Let's see what happens then. When you're known for looks like Bradley Cooper, like some of these Brad Pitt, no, he Brad Pitt's at any work done. I don't know if he has. I don't know. His hairline is suspiciously full at 50. No, he's had good hair.

I can tell you that. At 55 though. Yeah. He's older than that. Yeah, little suspicious. I saw this recently, a Bradley Cooper. His body's older than that. Yeah, yeah, little suspicious. I saw this recently a Bradley Cooper His body looks like the dime Yeah, he lost weight his body's like like a young dude's body. Yeah, I'm saying like um-hmm shape chest

He looks like a kid there. I'd be smiling like that, though But this picture was kind of not controversial, but you know race some questions because he's supposed to be with Huma. Remember, Anthony Wiener's ex, but then he was on vacation. They have, they share a kid together, so I think that's why they're son hanging out together. And she's ridiculously hot. She's a super hot model. She was like, you want to go to this pig island? He's like, fuck yeah. Oh yeah, that's that island, where they?

What island is that? Hey, see, because there he doesn't look like that. Island, he's like, fuck yeah. Oh yeah, that's that island, where they are. What island is that? See, because there he doesn't look like that. No, that's what's funny, his body is there. It's actually really. What is he wearing? I don't know. Did you know he're gonna be photographed, dude? Yeah.

But that's a Huma right there. Oh, huh. Well, well, yeah. But he looks great. Very smart. We're going to Pig Island, dude. What island is that with all those piggies? Oh, that's look cool.

He could have done a cut just for the vacation, you know. Mm-hmm. Just this tropical vacation. This island. There's just full of pigs like that. Yeah, there is, yeah. Huh. So you want to go Brendan? Yeah, there is, yeah. Huh.

So you want to go Brendan? Yeah, I want me in Pig Island. Depending on how far the flight is. Hmm. Oh, you think she listed it? Yeah, that was supposed to be on everything. Let's see what says here. Bahamut.

So the heart with the pig. Yeah, he's in shape. But usually when people get older, they have like, my friends call old man muscle where everything kind of droops a little bit. Yeah, it just kind of comes down a little bit. Yeah, but his looks like it actually young dudes. Well, he's 46 or something. It's not that old.

Yeah, that's, that's very impressive. Not really. Yeah. Okay, I think his body is impressive. It's okay. Oh man. It's okay. That's pretty impressive.

All right, anyways. But also these movie stars, that's your job. Yeah, you know what I mean? If that's all you do. Plenty of you always had, I mean, the body, his body, and 18 was pretty unbelievable You ever see him in that in 18. Yeah, he's fucking jacked and that that's where he's like fuck Yeah, yeah, looks great, but also like hey

Studio's pin for six months of training and diet, you know, all this stuff. Well, I'm taking everything under the sun. You don't have anything to do besides that. He didn't, I talked to him about that. He didn't take any drugs there. He wasn't doing steroids. He was just lifting.

That's how Bradley is. Like, Bradley's built that way. I've known him for, like, he was always, like, when he was working out, that's what he looks like. He didn't look crazy. He just thought, he just looks great. Yeah, he's only crazy. Yeah, he's lean. Yeah, he's super lean. that's what he looks like. He just stood, he just looks great. He's only crazy, he's lean.

He's super lean. That's what he can do. Everybody looks good at 9% body fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's got a good frame. Yeah, he's a legit 6-1 prod shoulders. Although I believe that he's not anything here if we said that, but also everyone's gonna deny it.

You know what I mean? I don't think you share a cycle.. I'm not saying no, but- I would assume like you assume athletes are, I would assume he- Yeah, I'm not- And how did that not happen? I don't know why you wouldn't. Has any actor come on set, I've done steroids?

Never, not once. But not in that movie, but yeah. Not once. No, but I believe him. I don't believe any of them. What else you got, Jen? No, what's tough? The Indian guy, the new Marvel. Or? No, what's tough?

The Indian guy new Marvel. Oh, Camel Camel got him not what house is precious without it out without a doubt without a doubt Yeah, without a doubt on Ryan Reynolds and blade to like these are easy. Yeah, case salt Case why wouldn't you but your Ben Affleck can't talk about it. Yeah, Ben Affleck I know Bradley Cooper's the biggest in American sniper is huge. Oh, he's like actually you think too Yeah, so did you guys watch the VMAs at all? I did what's cool. I did watch it explain I don't mind weird. I don't mind John Depp being there like you they had like a floating in yeah, it's they had like a floating

You know, TV man. That's a national the imposed Johnny's face in it. Yeah, they had like a floating, you know, an FNTV man that's a national, the imposed Johnny's face in it. Yeah, it just wasn't very funny. He'd be like, it was weird. He'd be like, I have to do this because I need jobs, everybody. Uh-huh. You know what I'm like, all right.

They would end or start every second. So he was in, he, I think this is like, the MTV music works. He floats up in a space suit, but it's his face imposed on it, like digital. I need to do the work. the music floats up in a space suit but it's his face imposed on it like digital so that was like one of them say anything Available for birthdays, for months, for months, for weddings, weeks, any old thing you need, anything.

Very weird, it wasn't funny. I don't want to be in there. Amber Heard, sister, got upset with it. Well, that's great. You're discussing clearly desperate, I really hope that none of the people that made this call have daughters. I stand with Amber heard. With her sister. I know.

God stand with your sister. Right or die. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah, but if that Amber, would any guy post that? No. What's that?

I said, if MTV hired Amber to do that came here, would any guy be upset They'd be like this hilarious. We don't give a fuck. Yeah, I'd actually like that now that's funny Yeah, I heard you do that actually that would be way funny way funny. She lost way Yeah, that's way that's the joke. That's the hook the joke is that your honest obvious. Yeah, 100% right? Amber heard be funny. That would be that is the joke. I'm available for anything. That'd be, people would love it. Yeah. Yeah, they would have.

Yeah. Yeah, those of us actually can't find work. Johnny Dubs can boost that. Yeah, the irony would be perfect. Yeah, that's the joke. Alright, so you got 300 million offer to play if I can spare all you get. He's back.

This is a pretty crazy one. So this body washed up in a beach in Thailand. Asked up like that? Yeah, decapitated too. Oh, but it turned out to be a sextile. So it's like a discarded sextile that was, I guess it was like discarded somewhere in a river and it ended up washing up into the beach.

And it's freaking people out. Looked like that, yeah. That's what the kind of thing if you're with your kids, you go run away, go go over there, and check this out. Oh my god I wouldn't fuck that's all human check it out. Well, I just call authorities. Yeah, I want to be like you see what I have to see I have to see You know, you got my finger prints on it nothing. Well, I mean you want to make sure that whoever's family is missing their That's what I call authorities. Yeah

That's fucked up Missing their you know, that's what I call authority. Yeah Here's a yacht sinking in Italy. Yeah, this was exactly the same yacht. I was on apparently What is yes, you're kidding exactly the same yacht that this is what I was just told How did this one? This one exactly the exact same size of the yacht the waters are too rough They were taking on water. No, they were taking on water. They don't know why they started taking it. But during the haul, yeah. But they're still investigating it. They don't know why it took on. Look at that dude. Do the amount of money in that fucking yacht.

Oh yeah. All the furniture, the TV's. And see it's tied to a tugboat, but the waters are too crazy so the tugboat couldn't get it out, so it's lost. Oh my God. Yeah. Now we'll see you later. That is the end of the day.

They think it's way slower than you think, don't they? Have you guys done cruises and stuff before? No. I hate cruises. My dad took my one on the chair. I hate it. Yeah, I don't trust anybody else. And that's one of the reasons.

Cruises don't make sense to me. You just saw the hotel in the water. Well, I talked to the guy who was the captain of the yacht. I said, have you ever been in seas that were? And he said, it's hard for me to talk about because it was off the Irish, the North Irish Sea or something or then I almost died.

They were in a yacht and the fucking... So, those three did talk about it though? Yeah. So the boat, the yacht would be at the crest of a wave and then do this. He's like, I can't tell you that. Sure. Well, no, he said, talking about it gives me PTSD. He would be up there and then just...

Jump down. you would drop So the way it takes you that high and then there's only one way down Oh my fucking god And he was in a big yacht doing that. Yeah, they almost died Because if you get in the water there, it's so cold. He died. Nobody can rescue you You're done also, but they made it out of it They don't even wear a lot of those guys don't wear a life vest because it just makes you, it prolongs it.

You're just cold. Yeah. But they were fine. They made it out. You guys remember Daisy Funtis? Yeah, she was like the hottest. The hottest. Yes, for MTV.

So she recently got on TikTok and a lot of comments were how different she looked because she's 50 years old now. She was like way younger, obviously, when she's on MTV, super beautiful girl. Yeah, she's so pretty. So, but I just like her comeback. Hi guys. She's really pretty.

Yeah, she's 50? 50. So many of you were so surprised to see me here and you were wondering if it really was me. And it is, it's me. I don't know when the last time was that you saw me but yeah I do different. I do a little different you know I don't know if you saw me 15 years ago, 20 years ago but hey I'm in my 50s now and yes I look different. Maybe you look different from the last time that you saw me too. Maybe. Yeah.

And no, I haven't got surgery yet. I may. I don't know. She's gorgeous. People are complaining. Yeah. I use filters because why not? I don't look good.

And this gives me the option too. So yes, I use filters. Hey, if you want to see me ugly, come to my house and bring bring pizza good for her. By the way, she married a very wealthy Industrialist like like a billionaire. Let me explain. Well, she's now with Richard Marx with who Richard Marx the singer. Yeah songwriter Okay, not my favorite singer, but he wrote so many hit songs like so many for in thinking a bunch of people Yeah, I assume she made rich and just was like see see you she married some really rich billionaire and then see a Hollywood see us right the fuck me yeah she's gorgeous yeah well so me and Brennan talked about Jake Paul having a fight I guess this was October right but he didn't say any like names or whatever but anyways before that Rick Ross said that he

would give an additional ten ten million dollars dollars onto the person for the people who ever fight so much money. Jake Paul, yeah. And so there goes. And then shortly after that, Jake announced the fight, somebody would do that for him. Who is he fighting? We don't know yet. It's going to probably be announced later this week or next week. Who would you choose if you could for him?

Nate, dear. Yeah. That's a, dear. Yeah. That's a good idea. Yep. That's a really good idea. For like biggest fight. I just saw this recently on Instagram. It's just Phil Heath.

He's looking ridiculous right now. Jack City. In his 40s. Now finally, somebody who's not on steroids. Huh. He's great. Jack. Yeah, he's the man. Yeah. It's just a steroids. Huh? He's great. Jack, he's the man.

Yeah, it just looks crazy. It looks a little different. He does. He looks a lot bigger. He's older than you said. He's son of a bitch. Yes. Marcus.

Yes. I sent you one there. Yeah, Elon was heavy for a second. Did you see, this just remind me of it. Did you see Zuckerberg on Rogan? I did not, I wanna watch it. What'd you think? I don't know, man.

Yeah. He's a robot. That's how I felt. I thought I was like, hmm. Did Rogan get it out of you, you know? But. His body was really bad. He's also a like,

see what we're looking at here. Elon Musk revealed over the weekend that he has embraced intermittent fasting weeks after the billionaire faced some online trolling after photos, surface to him lounging, shirtless, butter, softener mecanos. He's down over 20 pounds from his unhealthy... He's so white. And also... I mean, he's very white right here.

At the very white side. He's sunscreen, white, yeah. Yeah, his butter is tough. He's enjoying the good life. Yeah. You feel bad for him or like is your attitude like I feel bad for him. You're a billionaire figure down or I think he's just been trying to get to fucking Mars

or where the fuck he's doing. So he's like, what? Yeah. Yeah, I eat fucking McDonald's and he's probably in like, yeah. You still deal with, you're still human being and if people are trolling you're still a little bit like, oh, you know. Yeah. Like I got in the fucking, you're still a human being, and if people are trolling you're still a little bit like, oh, you know, like I got in that fucking,

I get in a hot tub at this spa thing. Yeah. And it's a bunch of people in there, you know. And, you know, you're in a, you're in shorts, you still have a little body this more, you know. You're, you're, and this girl goes, she just literally really loud goes, are you Brian Callan?

I'm like, ah my and all her friends there It's like a bachelor party and they're all looking at me and I'm like my boyfriend's a huge fan I'm such a huge fan on it just can't take a picture of that. It's just taking a now. I'm like taking a picture with my shirt off And I'm like, oh man, and I got my in physical line in and I'm old Austin like those pictures He's out of his control, too. That's pop up. He take you just you just you just feel Also wear shirt if you know the beach. Yeah, Elon. It's hard not to feel a little insecure Yeah, all eyes on you, but with his resources. Yeah, it'd be pretty easy for me and Jay now

It also goes to the idea of fat shaming being an effective or an effective effect Hell yeah, actually fat shame and I was down 20 pounds. Yeah, fat shaming So the most fucking effective thing of all time That's when he bowed. Fat shaming, so. By the most fucking effective thing of all time. Yeah. All of us, I think everybody in this room has enough body this morph you to, you know.

I mean, it's not like we work out every day because we're really happy with the way we look. Right? Right, yeah, so I guess it's, you know, I shame myself. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, I don't even, the internet. That's what I mean.

Ha ha ha. I don't know the internet. That's what I mean. I don't know what you got, Jen. One second. I don't know why you guys have any issues, but. This is a little interesting. Liver King clip, the guy's asking him, what about, you know, because people always have this retort, what about medicine and life spans and stuff like that, you know, because his perspective is ever, you know, because people always have this retort. What about medicine and life spans and stuff like that, you know, because his perspective is every, you know,

he doesn't actually say everything ancestral is great, but here you're gonna let it play. Because we were taking penicillin, we're at that. But now we have, we have this stuff that doesn't let us die from 20. There's interesting thing about this related to, I like the acute medicine that we have today, right? But a lot of the long-term shift that we do is toward detriment.

Like, well, so let me tell you this, people always make this criticism. Oh, yeah, you're promoting the ancestral living, but our early ancestors lived to 30. All right. This is what people say all the time, stupid shit like this, right? And here's the fact, is you call what we're doing today living. You call going to a job that you hate. Coming home to a life you don't love. You don't have Netflix.

Sedating yourself just enough with medication to get hard and to be happy. Call that a day call it a week, call it a month as if you're fucking like, you call that living? This is how we exist today. We're about like medicine and shit, though. Not everyone, but also I'm a fan of liver kings,

but also, you see, he makes a good point. But the issue with, you know, when they, like the medieval times, or even back then, was like, the average life time was 30. That's because, like, one out of fucking two children died when they're infants. Yeah. But there's a lot of people. Four out of five.

Four out of five. One out of two. I was surprised they didn't say that. Yeah, one out of two. So that cuts the life, but there were people in their 70s, 80s, 90s. Yeah. But there were definitely in their 70s, 80s, 90s. Yeah.

But there were definitely, definitely, vaccines and antibiotics and all those things that make it that push us beyond our biology, yeah. And good nutrition and sanitation. Yeah. And he also makes a distinction between acute medicine, like penicillin and chronic medicine because, you know, what's the big, there's a big farm is like, well, they're trying to get you hooked on it for the rest of your life. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's see, you got a bunch of those. Yeah, have a time, but we'll see. We'll use you. I'll be too, uh, what? I'll be too. So there's not, I saw an article about this. This isn't, it's a robbery, but let's just look at the video.

It's, uh, two guys going after someone and they're on a motorcycle and then a good Samaritan comes in. So chase them down. They say the charter grab is chain. So that's the gun, the guy grabbed. That's a gun? Yeah. Oh wow, please. Oh wow.

And chase after him. No, but I'm already, like, you're the piano. That's me. Hey. That guy's a badass. Yeah, so they're looking for these people. They don't know who they are, but the guy the fact that the guy was a good Samaritan and you know stop that thing from happening was pretty well Well, if you seen now in Brazil the new law that allows They passed a law that says if you see a motorcycle robbing somebody you're allowed to run it over

You see in the compilation of Brazilians killing dudes on motorcycles. Just chomping it. Oh, dude, it's fucking on Instagram. It's crazy. Cars are just like these guys like holding these people up. This car just goes, boom, they just go flying. I mean, it's crazy. Brazilians don't fuck around. They're like, oh, really, we got to kill these assholes on motorcycles. Okay. Well, how man shoots daughters ex boyfriend or breaking during break-in so the ex-boyfriend was breaking into the house?

Yeah, and it's shot Yeah, chilling bring camera video shows the moment it'll hire a homeowner shot and killed his daughter's ex-boyfriend as he tried to break in What was he trying to get? He's just trying to see her oh He's just trying to see her. Oh, shit, they're in the house? It's clear then, it will get all the cars out front. It's a middle of the day. So he's trying to break down the door.

Oh, he's walking away too, that's kinda crazy. He looked really chill for having just been shot. Yeah. Wow, he probably died right there, right? Yeah, the first one died on him and then, that was, Whoa! I can't believe he can play that on New York post Let me see that again. That's fucking nuts man

Yeah, you just walk away and die pretty much fuck Now he did shoot through the door you allowed to do that well no He busted open the door and then he got shot. Oh, he's him. Oh, huh see this he looks like he's not even all there either his face is out of it See this see that Then he gets it open And the dad sang I got a gun to I don't know if he's coming in. You're allowed. Once you step into the, like you cross the foyer, but he's already in his property.

Oh, through a window. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. All right. Well, the daughter says, dad, there's nothing you could have done. You saved my life, according to the state. But would he come there to kill the daughter? Like, have somebody question? He didn't know either because she's going, she's in the background going, dad, is he trying to do it to my daughter? He says, dad, he is trying to kill me. Yeah. If you're, if you're, oh, that's different. If you're my fucking, if you're my daughter and you're, and you're the ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends kill their girl. Hold up. Hold up. Time.

Earlier this month, the Shelby County granted jury voted eight to one against indicting the dad on charge of laying this killing. He's good. Stan your ground. Yeah. Stan your grand law, which says the home is not have a legal do you return to the house as far as house as well and and obviously being violent or her i mean yeah if you fucked up but if he's uh... well sister goes on the paint hope your days are more miserable than they've

been your disgusting excuse of human being along with your daughter and i'm so stricter kill one of my kids and I shot them, I wouldn't lose an ounce. Not an ounce. Yeah, that was my question. It's like, why would you try and break in the house? Obviously, he's not collecting. Go ahead. First of all, it's the next boyfriend.

It's obviously he's not taking no for an answer. You're trying to come into the house. And he's yelling at me. You have to assume that he is there to do something bad to her. And you're her father. Now, I think it's better to wait till the doors open if you shoot through the window. I that seems a little bit Yeah, but I can't even know what part showed him getting shot like that. Yeah

This I just saw last week so the Prime Minister of Finland was in trouble because she was partying. I mean, so hot, by the way. Yeah, but she's very, and she looks super young too. She's hot. So why she looked for party? Well, so in her residence, she's a nerdy one with the bangs in the front.

She's right here. The one dancing like, wiggling on the left. And why can't she party? No, that's fine. So apparently she had, there's a picture like this that was taken in her house to a topless girls making out. Okay.

So I guess that's like frown upon there. I mean, I endorse him. I don't know, you know, but you can't control what pictures people post. And she partied, I guess, before she got Shen trouble for it, that's her. And this is her apologizing. She's dancing with girls here as well.

Oh, they're saying because she's a politician, she can't. She's just too hot. Yeah, people will probably piss and she's young 36. Yeah, prime minister. That's her again. This is her apologizing. She speaks in English in a bit. She's really attractive. So she took a drug test? She said just to prove that she was on drugs? I don't know, just for her safety. She still gorgeous. No one's going to be talking about this next week.

I didn't have any work meetings planned for that weekend. They are confirmed usually beforehand and I didn't have any meetings. For example Saturday or Sunday. Sounds almost Irish. Yes, she's totally Irish. Like her name. She made her. Of course. We are to her teeth. But we didn't have any governments meeting during the weekend. We didn't have any governments. It was she not supposed to be a human, have fun with her friend. I agree. I agree.

Brad and I agree. I think you're fun, fun. We would expect politicians to stay at home and watch TV. Do some drugs, do some dancing, kiss girls. Just do what we have to do when I'm not. Oh boy. OK, so. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, this is fantastic So Abraham he did tweet this before Earlier but then they deleted it because how many people are going out? I'm like you're promoting obesity and you can't you can't win. Yeah, she has a really pretty face Not let's not get carried away. Okay, so she has a pretty face. Yeah, I'm a cute face Even that would be I don't like normal eyes. I'm stressed. She's so heavy and not an example of health. So it says new abacrub and fish just dropped.

This season they are featuring diabetes and hilarious. I don't know how long we just pretend we ignore this. Yeah, what do we do? The phupa, like there's nothing healthy here. What are you including? What was so so, you're gonna sell clothes that way, okay? Good luck. Well now they're gonna sell.

Well I mean they've deleted it in the post so. Yeah, yeah. So, I'm gonna get out, because Ari Spares went hard at, Lizzo, and Ari Spares is an exactly the epitome of health. And people, I call up, this fat dude's gonna shame, Lizzo, when Lizzo every weekend,

they have a good point, they'll, Lizzo every weekend is on roller skates, dancing with two hours on the stage, like she is healthy. Just don't let the fat fool you. I'm like, well, I don't know, dude. Are there healthy fat people? No, I don't think so. Can I be? Because you know, fat covers the organs, everything too, you know, it's not healthy. Can't be healthy. It's not healthy for you. If your body's doing over, when you had COVID was when you were seriously overweight.

But also, stop pretending. Let's stop pretending with this bullshit. It's just, it's unbelievable. Well, now the backlash, now the company's like, oh, we can't, well, it goes back and forth. Like, can you roller skate for an hour? Let me see your view at two max. What's your blood pressure?

What's your yeah vital signs? So even if your heart like even if you are rollerbading for two hours on stage it says The card of asscular it's not good Yeah, yeah, let's see run a mile in eight minutes It's just your body's in the way your your body's in the way. That girl was really overweight. And just, there's nothing attractive about that. And I don't give a fuck when anybody says, and you can pretend, and the people who are using her

are doing it, they're exploiting her because nobody there has sex with them. And nobody there thinks it's healthy, but Abercrombian Fitch wants to sell fucking products, you know, by pretending they're so fucking virtuous and so egalitarian. Let's come back on this time back Yeah, corporations make me sick when they do this and they deleted it, which is also later if you're gonna put it out there You're so dishonest. You're so the cover is like guys This has gotten too far and that girl that girl has you know, she should lose weight

It's for her own sake and her own health. It's not attractive No, I mean the people who do find that track. It's called a fatish, but still, I mean, it's healthy. It doesn't mean it's healthy. I don't know why that's the first time I've ever heard that, but I love it. How is that the first time I've heard that? That's good. Fatish. Thank you, sir.

This is just Jeff Bezos posting a picture about having a burger. I'm and that was his very first job at McDonald's. I didn't know that Did you guys know that? I did I feel like most people's burgers is the first ones were big donalds No, no, that's his first job. I actually worked in McDonald's. Yeah, as a cook Awesome Why is Rogan trending? Does that could bring click on it, too? Is it where? I can't see it right there.

Yeah. SB Zuckerberg, right? COVID-19 restrictions to vote Republican? Yeah, Joe Rogan says he would tell people outraged by COVID restrictions to vote Republican. Of course. Oh, but'll jump all over this. I don't know. It seems like interesting. Yeah, I mean, she can really only vote one or two ways. So if you vote the other way, you're full. If you're upset by this, then vote that.

Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop story. The need to vote for two. Yeah, so you guys. Do you hear me? I, this, they fucked up? Yes, B.I. I think basically came to us. Some folks on our team, I was like, hey, just so you know, like you should be on high alert, there was, we thought there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election.

We have, you know, notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump of that similar to that. So just be vigilant. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg making that shocking revelation this week about Facebook's suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story right before the 2020 presidential election. Funny how that happens. Joe Thompson joins us now. Joe, here's.

Yeah. Well. Yeah. Well, I think that the just has a little thing. I think that Roe v. Wade thing is really hurting Republicans. And I think that Republicans that are the candidates that are Trump crazy that loves Trump Trump a lot of Americans are like Trump was still in because then the day you have that cycle then today there's bigger issues right? Yeah for the majority of people. Yeah, but yeah, it's definitely not helping them. No We'll just get you. I think that's pretty much it. That's it. What about some more stuff? No, so I saw an updated thing like it was bullshit. Yeah, move she's telling That's it? What about you? What about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you, what about you and the weekend after that 17, 18, 15, 16, 17, I'm in Stanoz,

I call up 20th in Broad, and then I go to Spacan, Washington, Spacan, Common, Clemson, September 22, 23, 24. You got a good little run there? Yeah, best of. We're doing really well with that episode. I'm about to drop the Tim Kennedy episode this week, best of. So look for that. That's coming.

And Brian, can you add Damia on there? Damia, I'm going to have to reschedule, actually. So I have to reschedule that. I and Brian came out. Yeah, Damia on there. Damia, I'm gonna have to reschedule, actually. So I have to reschedule that. I'll let you know. For me, Torwise, this Wednesday, we got David Spade, Michael Rappport, myself, one show, one night, only 8 PM at the Hollywood improv. We also have another very special guest

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