The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 827: The Return of Fight Companion

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

The boys talk their first JRE fight companion with the OG crew in over two years, the impossible hotness of Irina Sheik, Bryan dropping his new special "Man Tears," the new show Impeachment: American Crime Story which dramatizes the Clinton impeachment trial, the futuristic city known simply as "The Line," Chins TRT progress, the magic of a Four Seasons Bed, and current events such as a ferris wheel collapse in India, a Chris Rock Will Smith update, disturbing allegations against Tiffany Haddish, two planes almost colliding and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, I think she's just a perfect model. She's just what's called a super model and from another country. Yeah, her man's Bradley. Well, there are women who are Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, who are impossibly hot and they have their PhDs. So that I, she's BHD. No, but for the story in my fantasy, she has a PhD. Does she?

She's a scientist. She's a scientist. In the lab scientist. You're in the lab coat. She's in a lab coat. Lab coat in tits. She's, no she, she has demure, perfect tits. They're not like, she's so hot if she's in a lab coat and like she leaked the COVID virus. I'm like, come on.

I would never put her in jail. Every, every, hey, hey, she made me stay. Irina Shayek, Shayek, Shayek. Uh, where is she from? Czech Republic or something or Serbia, Croatia, some, some place like, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha, Sha And and and a length of bone and and all that stuff where everything goes perfect and there you are Yep, she's Russian. Yeah, she's from the Chela Binsk oblast region Her dad was coal miner

Mama was a kindergarten teacher. So she comes from humble fucking roots. Yeah, oh, she grew up broke broke his shit actress I mean a model, and probably for real, most of them have like four degrees. Yeah, I don't know if she does, but I like it. I'm like, you like it for the story, but you like that story. Yeah, she could leak the virus and be fine with it.

If she was the cause of the virus, and people were bullying her online, I would come to her to fancy it. I'd get my lucky box for her. Yeah, and I would never arrest her. If there was a terrible murderous, I don't know, I don't know. I'd come monkey pox for her. Yeah, and I would never arrest her. If there was a terrible murder. Oh, no, no, no. I'd come in and what the fuck?

She's sitting there with two knives like, yeah, and I go like this, I go, give me the knife, give me the knife. Let's get you cleaned up. I'd be wearing free irania shirts and shit. Yeah, irina. Irina? Yeah, irina.

I like irania. Well, irina. Don't say irina. Because that's shock. Yeah, irina. Shock. Yeah, you don't pull Bradley Cooper by looking like a troll. No. We had some fun time in Austin, huh, buddy?

We had a great time. Brennan and I were given the tour of Joe's new studio and both of us started laughing. And he looked at me and we knew exactly what we were thinking because that's how well we know each other. And I just looked at him and I went, I'm a failure. And he goes, no, me too. Both of the failures. I was going, well, no, think boys, come on. And he looked at me and we knew exactly what we were thinking because that's how well we know each other And I just looked at him I went I'm a failure and he goes know me too I was going well no think boys kind of like this but a little different think what it's saying dude

I mean I was straight up 24 our fitness is this the thick boy is he is the room you keep your deprivation tankin No think boys where he keeps his where he does hot yoga once a month in There it is older wiser wiser, Greer. Look at that. Wow. Look at it. Older, a little wiser, a lot, Greer. I said, it looks like, followed time beat the shit ups with his day. Where his gray is that fucking wolf dude, look how great you are. That gray is that wolf. Played it on the light, but it's not though, right?

Well, the light takes some responsibility and Eddie, be a better photographer. I don't know if you can blame that on Eddie, buddy. Is it my phone? No, that's what you look like. I hate to tell you. Yeah. Here's what's interesting. The only thing,

Liggy've been jamming the back as grace. Yes, he does. Little thicker, okay? Do you know what's a little thicker? Yeah. No, I'm saying everybody. Except for you. Well, no, that day just looks like

you look like you've aged 30 years since last year. And I have. And the face. And I have. I mean, just a gold or there. Yeah. We all look older. Look at me look at daddy.

He's being completely gray. It's crazy. Rogan looks exactly the same. Exactly the same. Might be in better shape. Yeah, he looks tremor. That's what I'm saying. He could eat meat and fruit.

Sure. He's on a lot of stuff. We were having steak and I said, I said, I'll get the broccoli and he goes, I said, you don't eat broccoli. It's famine food. It's most plants, toxic. You can eat every animal in the planet.

I was like, okay, interesting. That's all you got to know. I mean, I'm a carnivore guy too. Works for me. I can't wait, we did four over four and a half hours. Four and a half hours. When he was like, all right boys, that's it. I was like, it felt like we were only an hour in.

Well, then we went to dinner and did another four hours. And Alex Jones. Really Alex Jones and Eddie did four hours. Alex Jones. We were more like Eddie on the actual campaign because Eddie was going off here a few drinks at dinner and I was like, Eddie, where was this energy on the companion? He's like sometimes it's like, listen bro, I'm like, no man. It was good though. I want like, Eddie, where was this energy on the companion? Yeah, he's like sometimes I just like listen, bro. I'm like, no, man.

It was good. I want the crazy Eddie. Well, well, Eddie, Eddie will. I love Eddie. Yeah, the best. And Eddie, what we'll do next time is we'll have Eddie close the show out. A half hour in. We get him drunk enough. Yeah, we used to do that. And he'll go off on on everything. Once the fights are over, you're just like, Eddie, how did this freaking virus going on on and then it's game on But won't we get flagged for that sir? On YouTube. Well think way would but Spotify won't go is right be right so the live on YouTube doesn't can't fly your live video

Okay, no, what do you do? I don't know. It's also Rogan. What do you do? It doesn't matter? So the way it works is Rogan's deal. He can do live events on YouTube But then people are like, oh, where's that? Because if you don't watch it live Then they gets uploaded Spotify an audio and the full videos on Spotify So his deal which is insane deal he can do live fight campaigns and you know Because Spotify didn't have the capabilities to do live but YouTube does so you can do it live on YouTube since Spotify can't do that Yeah, but as soon as it's over it's Upload to Spotify hmm so like people were hitting us up in DMs like dude how can I watch it's like a Spotify man Yeah, but it was on YouTube just because live

I'm the sense. Yes, man tears doing really well guys 162,000 down the other brother 160,000. Yeah, yeah 6,000 yeah, yeah Yeah, that would be a bomb yeah about Rogan commos the neatle and it's doing really well I guess most of the comments are overwhelming me positive say I'll come with buddy. No, I don't know who you talking to I'm talking to you 154. Okay, I bet I'll take you take Got a bunch of podcasts to do and It's gonna be fun. You'll write up a little little tour Joey Diaz, you're stepping out.

You're my thing, though, about it. Yeah. You didn't send me and the boys like a trailer to pose, a flyer to pose. I need to do that, I just don't know. But it should've been last week, right? Right, but I should've had this last week. I have it, but you just don't send anybody.

I don't know if that was appropriate to my friends, to put on your post on your feed. Did you post a trailer thing on your social media? Yeah. Yeah, I did all that. See, I don't see it. If you sent it to me, because I don't, you know, I don't see anything.

So, if you just send it to us, you know? Yeah. But you could even send it to like boys, it's out, you know, and then just let people, don't force me. I've never asked anybody, hey, make sure you post this and have it. Okay, I just, but you just say, hey, it's like, you know, take a look, let me know and then people do what they want with it.

Yeah. But yeah, just definitely give me some of the ass. I will. I'll give you some. Like the trailer should be in today's episode. Well, I have it. Here. Send to Chen.

Well, one more done though, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Or we need to close the show with that. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. All right, I'll do that. So you get the views on this.

You're right. That's the move, daddy. You're right, buddy. You're right. You're 100% right. It'd be let's take a little break from just chatting. Let's just take a break from Charleston. Let's just take a break from Charleston. I like it.

Guys, my auntie is available out there. It is, that's my special. That's my special. It's a special right now, dude. Jump on it, baby. It's on YouTube, anywhere you get your YouTube. Well, you're gonna be an ampleton Wisconsin. I'm an ampleton Wisconsin.

This Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hamilton with Wisconsin won't be so freaking hot there. And I'm a nonterriol, Ontario improv is next week, next Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then I end September in Boston. That's Laf Boston, September 29th through October 1st. And then we just had new dates in October of San Jose, Salt Lake City.

And then also it's not on there right now, but Calgary, Canada is on there as well. Get you some, take us at thickboy.com. We also got the Thick Boy annual Labor Day sale going on right now, so I had to Thick Boy get you some stuff. Well, you know, it's gonna be real hot in Raleigh, North Carolina. The humidity, the humidity, humidity meter hits red hot,

but you know the comedy meter is hitting red hot. You're nuts, you not gonna stick your leg. My nuggets are gonna stick my, when I'm on stage, good night September 8, 9 and 10. So get your tickets. Then we got San Jose, California the following weekend, September 15, 16, 17, then we got Spacan Washington, Spacan Comedy Club.

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And now I was tell my girl when we're so there's Austin like when I come in the town and I do Vulcan right there's Austin I stayed kind of on Around six street. Yes, and then there's Rogan's Austin right and he's the governor of Texas now Which is cool. So we run the town when we're there. Yeah, but if we're not with him We don't run the town. So he runs the town everybody ask them for everything which I told him it's exhausting I feel bad for him But even the restaurant owners like hey, can you do this for me? I'm like dude. This is terrible But with Rogan when you're with him I call my grandma like I could see live in Austin

She's like now you can't have before like before I was during the pandemic lock downs Like on like the outskirts like where he's at that makes sense. Yeah, I Am a fan of people to talk about how hot it is. Have you been out here in the valley today? Yeah, live out here, so you So you could hold on about it. Yes, you use 113. 113 degrees. 113. 113.

And I know it's hot when I'm on the beach and it's hottest spot. Where my daughter is. I feel like it's the hottest it's ever been. Probably. I feel like this is the hottest. I've been California what 12 years. I've never been this hot ever in my life.

And I blame Biden for it. I love when they blame politics for it. Oh yeah. Look, I mean, this is why we've got to vote a certain way, unless you guys want to roast and just be under a hot lamp for the rest of your fucking life and die. Yeah, the run with it.

Dude, you gotta watch that impeachment show on FX. It's not Hulu, but with the pathomonic Lewinsky. I'm almost at the end of it. But they show like real clips. And then I started, you know, because I you balls deep in it. So then I'll watch like the actual like interviews that like Hillary Clinton did, you know, stand by her man, which Bill Clinton came out. People like like Tim Moraf that and dislike her, because they felt like she was like kind of like pluggy McGeeie like you were on Jerry. It felt like she was like really plug e-muggie. Yeah, they're like, well, this isn't natural. Like plug e-muggie. A little plug e-muggie. So,

it's our boy H.E.R. and A.G.'s buddy, Dom, the hypnotist. Hold on. Yeah. Hypnotist? No, he's a, he's a, he's a performance psychologist, but you know, it's just that's a catchy word. Right, he's smart. And he goes, whenever Brian has to promote, he's so uncomfortable with it, that he always interrupts. And he does it the worst time. Yeah, it's literally like,

like we're talking about cars and like, speaking of and you're like, whoa! It's because I'm so, I just hate it. Yeah. I hate it. Like you say, why didn't you send a trailer? Good question, dude. Maybe because I have these weird mental thoughts.

You also didn't think, I bet you didn't think about it. I was thinking about it constantly, but I just, like, dude, it was ruining every day, just lining up a podcast for a ruin my day. Oh, that's what I hate. It caused me so much anxiety. Nothing works. I'm just like, hey, if you guys have an opening.

That's why it'd be nice if people knew you I especially go and they reach out to you. That's not really how we're so busy Everybody's busy. No, so then I go see you have a special we want to come on, but you have to reach out It's on me. You just feel like an asshole. It's fine. You know, it's it's it's all good You I have a lot of friends and people who you know you have a p that's but that's the way you make a special To me successful is like you your friends all blasted out. Like, we have a community, you know what I'm saying? So your friends should show support.

Get on that. Yeah. Yeah, be fun. But yeah, so that monocleoantical thing, it's interesting because, God, fucking Bill Clinton, man, that you know, you remember, he was a lawyer, Hillary Clinton was a lawyer, like, the smart people, man.

So when they, when they do do like the mock, like prosecution, what they're gonna ask them when they're on trial, when they do the mock thing, and they're like, did you ever have sexual relations with Mark Lewinsky? Now I'm watching the real one, this is in the show, and I'm like, there's no way he can get out. It's clearly, he has takes out all the time,

and there's the dress, the DNA on it, but they find the nuances in what the prosecution says, and he sat down with them way before. Wasn't the deposition. Dude, way before. So he goes, Merrible, jujitsu. Well, no, he said their term of sexual relations doesn't quantify, doesn't relate to this. My, my term is different. Their term of sexual relations meant penis to vagina contact that, and he never had sexual use. That never happened. So I'm not lying under oath. According to their definition, I did not have sexual relations.

And you're like, yeah, this first time he's a savage. It was the first time I realized what mental, what verbal jiu-jitsu was. Like they always say, so I know a guy who is a high level elite dude, he's a billionaire in details, well, richest people in the world. He said the two smartest people He's ever met ever of everybody's met from Bill Gates. He's not a first name basis of everybody. He said Michael milkin at the milkin institute. He's a guy the junk bond guy Went away. Oh, I mean, did milk and then got prostate cancer and created like the biggest he's responsible for

More research and more progress in prostate cancer. He's just a genius, everything he does. And he said, Michael Milken, Bill Gates. Bill Gates. That's my buddy, David Steinberg said that. Fucking on, like, that's how smart he is. He goes, he said, I've never seen anybody who can talk. So in such depth about any subject, what do you wanna talk about?

Biology, business, and- Our boys write it, Rogan's right up there. If you're gonna battle them on things, you have better come with the weapon. Well, cause you're finding yourself halfway through, you're like, fuck. Well, you know, because it keeps, like, going back to the smartest people in the world.

And yes, it, you know, for him, he's, how many hours has he been spending? He's talking to the smartest brains in the world. When you, for him, how many hours has he been spending starting with the smartest brains in the world? When you're texting with Mark Zuckerberg and Ion Musk, you're gonna learn some things. My favorite. My favorite. My favorite.

He's all goddamn. This is the best after the podcast, Rogan is playing fucking pool. First of all, I'm hungry, and he's just shooting pool. Brian, I have an enal day. I fasted, I worked hungry and he's just shooting, pulling. Right, and I have an eatin' all day. I fasted, I worked out the morning, did a, you'd be proud, I did a workout inside the, I didn't know Rogan had his own 24-hour fitness,

other than I just went to the... 24-hour fitness. It was 24-hour fitness. It was 24-hour fitness. It was 24-hour, how many bags? How many bags? 10 bags? How many is UFC gym half?

Correct. Twice that. So I didn't know there was gym that so I worked out, did a hotel hotel worked out the town like Body Squats and Push Them stuff. To get a good sweat in, you know, because that's one of my sharpest when the blood gets flowing. Then I get there and we, Brian Knight and Neat, at all, at all. Four and a half hour prior with Drinking, Nicotine, Rogue, Fucking Wiskey, all sorts of shit. We had done, I look at Brian, I'm fucking starting, Brian's

like me too Can't wait to get on and so the gym, you know, it's it's where you would you could keep a Boeing 747 correct? You could keep several of them. Yes, so So he's shooting pool and I'm like and I a couple of times ago. Hey, let's go. He man. I want to eat. I'm starting to get hangry. Yeah, and so Joe drops some scientific knowledge that's not made it in the public sphere yet. He goes, this could blow apart a lot of what science says about certain things.

But it's a little technical. Yeah, and I can see Shob. I don't know why, but Shob is just, he just wants to get the fuck outta here. And I was starving, and also, I'm into a lot of things. His fact was fascinating if it's true. Mine, like it'll change the direction, the history for everyone.

A lot of people would be fucked. Their careers have to go. They'd be fucked. Oh, I'm wrong, I'm better. I'll tell you off here, but because we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, but. This is exciting. No, well, don't be too have done it, I'll tell you off here, but because we can't, mean him, definitely can't leave you. But. This is exciting.

No, well, don't be too excited. But so I was like, hey, if you're into, you know, if you're into, if if, listen, it's not gonna affect your life at all. I'm, no, you keep living. You've done in fact anything. People are gonna have to rewrite the history books. But for me, it was just, I'm not like space and wormholes.

And okay, there's nothing I can do about it so I don't care. Also, most people go, yeah, I figured, I mean, yeah, I guess. Like that. Yeah, okay. If I said that to you, if I said that to you, and I want to look at this, you go, you go, oh, wow. Hey, do we have to, can we get some coffee? Look, it would be that.

But, so, but road is heading with this like, so, so, so, it's playing Look, it would be that. But. So, So, So, so, so, So, so, So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, yeah, and I'm chilling and there's no plan. You just playing pool. What are we doing here? So wait, wait, when you say Brendan breaks down What did he do? There's not a mission. Yeah, he's going a bit right I know if there's not a mission if there's not a mission be done and If there's a if there's a meal to be had Uh-huh, and and a couple drinks were good. Yeah, he's gonna go there. Might not be that talkative, by the way,

after four and a half hours. Might just wanna sit and just watch and just kinda be there, right? But then you're not getting them to go anywhere else after that, he's not standing. I was quite a dinner. I was quite a dick, just cause several reasons. I feel bad for Rogan.

Yeah, I feel bad for him. When you're as famous as Joe. I was mad. I was mad. When you're as famous as Joe. Everybody wants something. I don bad for a rogan. Yeah, I felt bad for when you're when you're as famous as I was mad I was mad when you're famous as Joe because everybody wants something. I don't care who it is the restaurant owner whoever it might be Yeah, including me the guy thought it was friend come to ask them for stuff And I was just like God I just stand out like piss me out. Yeah, it's just it's just what it is The broke my heart to be on was that the main incident of the evening or was there other stuff? For like I'm not the people getting stuff

It's not it's not stop. Yeah, I just felt bad for everybody wants them on the podcast. Everybody wants to get on the podcast. Have you lies the crown? Yeah. So I just felt bad from sauce. Quite as mad to be honest. But the fucking

Rogan drops this little nugget of information and the enthusiasm coming out of fucking left field over here. I mean, I started laughing so hard because he's trying to, he's trying to act excited because there's no one saying anything. Yeah, and you know, you want me, your friend feel bad. So I was going, I'm saying nothing. So he goes, he goes, he goes. First of all, I'm on my phone.

He goes, yeah. So he's doing this, he's like doing this, he goes, fuck, sake. And then another, another mission. And then Brandon goes, yeah. So he's doing this, he's like doing this, he goes, fuck sake. And then another mission, and then Brandon goes, man, those guys are fucked. Just random scientists. Are you imagining? He goes, then he goes,

I think it's gonna get serious. Yeah, and I was just looking at him, going like this, I'm going, wow dude, you're fucking enthusiastic about this shit. The dinner was good though. No, the dinner was great. It was said, you know what it was?

I realized about what I loved about that podcast. Would you, me, and Eddie, but especially you, the perfect room again. No, that's all, but I realized with certain friendships. I think what it comes down to is when all the noise stops, we all come back to a default. And the default is we all agree basically on the same values and on the same set point.

Like no matter what's going on, there's a lot of nonsense in the world. And you always have somebody you can go like this with. Rogan was always that guy. You can always come back and go, hey, we're here. Like, I'm here and this is home because I know here is where all the noise,

it's a safe space. But also, it's like the four of us together, like Rogan's not the most famous guy on the planet. No one's trying to, there's no gotcha, there's no gossip, there's no drama, there's no, you know. It's honest. It's just a good time. You know where the thing's no drama. There's no you know, it's honest. It's just a good time

Yeah, you know, it's where the things Well, I think what it is is the fight companion is exactly what we'd be like a dinner if no cameras are on That's the difference. Oh the fight man after at the dinner without Jones would have been even bigger Yeah, I was great. We were straight up yelling at each other Alex Alex Alex is such a character. He's so funny I'm reading his book I'm fine. Do I left my at so funny. I'm reading his book. I'm finding it. I'm finding it. I'm finding it interesting. I Think it's good even if you're not up or even if you don't agree with all this stuff. Obviously the Sandy Hook stuff I'm completely disagree with but the rest of it like you know to Rogan's point. He's a lot on her He's right on a lot of stuff the problem is because he's right on certain things, people think he's right on everything, so the thing from himself. So then that's when it gets dicey.

Well, my fundamental disagreement with most conspiracy guys are people like that is that they, there's a simplification between good guys and bad guys, and there are bad guys. There are the elites, and I don't buy it. More complicated. They're like, they're, they're bad people in politics. Absolutely. But I don't find that. People don't conspiracy. I did CIA. were they in on a JFK killing 110 percent doesn't mean they're always in on it. It doesn't mean they're across the board.

It's on it. Well, yeah, I just think it's it's it's a lot more complicated and I chalk up a lot more of shit to incompetence and chance and and what's called black swan events. I said you don't see coming. Yeah, I agree. There's a curve boss, but I also think conspiracy theories are more fun, dude. It's more interesting.

It's our community around it. And there's also anybody can ride with it because I approve it. Well, not only that, if you believe in conspiracy theories, nobody can say, I got you, I fooled you. It's like, I see what's going on. You guys are fucking with me. It's like the magic trick, you know the magic trick?

People are like, I know how he does that. Yeah, I can just, I've been listen. There are a lot of conspiracies I agree with them, you know, but for some of it I don't but a lot of them are fucking fun and a lot of them are very true You know, but then some just out like you know, we've draw lines on where fellas somewhere Yeah, so his books the great reset Yeah, it's it's I like the he uses a very very interesting analogy and it's I something I had Yeah, I like the, he uses a very, very interesting analogy. And it's something I had just read about in the Old Testament.

Alex is pretty religious, I think. He talks about God a lot. A European Dallas, yeah, it makes sense. And he uses an interesting analogy, which is that in the book, in the Old Testament, in judges, in the book of Samuel, God gets mad at the Israelites because the Israelites want a king. And God says, you don't need a king if you follow the rules I've set for you. Because if you follow the rules I've set for you, you will be your own king.

You will you will be if you are a virtuous person, you will have a virtuous design. Austin 360 in favor of verse. And he also fucking, but he draws a very interesting comparison and it's true, the founding fathers talked about this. The founding fathers said that if you have, if you are a virtuous person, if you read, if you live a virtuous life, you will then govern yourself in a virtuous way.

And if enough men in a society do that, we will have a virtuous society. That would be the idea. And it was a big topic, like for people, you know, in that sense. And he says that if you look at the world economic forum and you look at a lot of the, there's a very strong idea out there that the elites should run everything,

that the elites, the people who are the quote unquote smartest, the philosopher kings, should be the ones to ultimately come up with policies, rules, and governance that make it so, and they cultured this way so that we don't have to think about it. That we're all going to be equal and that we will all be happy, we won't own anything. And he's right. Yeah, that's what he's right. He is right to say that is a very dangerous idea. And I agree with him on that. And it's the fundamental difference between what? The individual being the most important thing and the individual and its his rights over state rights over the idea that the fucking state that your government your central government knows what's best for

you. No, sorry motherfuckers. That's where you that's where you got to be careful with his all his technology. You know this dude you've seen this thing this fucking thing the line that in Saudi Arabia they're designing. Listen to this, it's a city. But the city is a straight line. It's walls higher than the Empire State Building. Over 200 meters wide, look this up. And it's fucking sick because it's, and then everything, you don't need a car, everything is connected with a high speed rail. And it's be 150 miles long or something crazy like that or even longer. And everything you need, everything is housed within like five minutes from you. Your school, your hospital, your groceries, everything. And it's just like one, and then they have

like, bring it up, you can see that you can see how small town. It's 9 million. It's 9 million people. It's actually genius in a weird way because it's totally sustainable. It's green and you don't need a car. You can get everywhere on a high speed rail. I don't want that though. Look at this. Look at this. This would be the city. But why does that have to be a straight line? Well, I think in the desert, it would be the idea would be that it's much easier to supply. It's got a zero carbon footprint, all that shit. Look at that vehicle free city. But bring up like the prototypes of what it's gonna look like.

It's, and they have a way to keep the ceiling open. So it says, no car, no streets. Yeah. So it's Disneyland. It's Disneyland. It's kinda, it's very intriguing. Like look at that shit. It's got greenery everywhere, and it's Disneyland. It's Disneyland. It's kind of, it's very intriguing. Like, look at that shit. It's got greenery everywhere and it's just one big,

it's the line. Look at that. Fuck. I think it's going to, it might, it's going to be really interesting to see what we do with the future. That would be what you'd be looking up at. See that? And the temperature would always be kept to a certain degree.

And it'd be, it'd be closed. So is it enclosed? It's not, it doesn't have to be enclosed Because of the way they design it So you you somehow keep the air circulating and fresh, but it's all like zero carbon somehow look at that shit That's pretty impressive 106 mile long vertical city Woo

Now well, though here's the problem. It's really easy to have surveillance on everything you do Facial recognition. Yeah, everything you don't need locks everything's with your face Where it's pretty easy to live that way watch this let's see if it works We lost about everything. It's an ad This isn't ad, so after this Are you glad to show this. It's an ad. So after this. Are you allowed to show this? I don't know. We'll see.

Yeah, it's called the line. I'll just chop it up. Initially, it's scheduled for 2025 delays that pushback. Yeah. I mean, it's for another 2030. It's kind of crazy. But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, it looked like a cool place to live. Move there. What, what do I do?

hold on move there Austin I can't decide now. alright dude look. Saudi Arabia is a train line or Austin. look. just 34 square kilometers. you know easy that's gonna be to blow up. no. if you're a terrorist shut up Brennan why are you such a hater on the future dude.

I don't get that dude. I don't have the straight lines of you in me there dude. Come on No, I like to drive look at that 1600 feet high 660 feet wide, but you know, I don't like you know, I don't like what I'm excited you're about mirror glass facade dude Zero hundred percent renewable energy and potentially house nine you love polluting a planet you piece shit Shut up. You love polluting the planet you piece shit shut up You love polluting the planet you piece shit. Shut up pollution. Buck, I knew it Yeah, it's a mega civilization you want to live in a mega civilization? No, I don't you what else it's dystopian

Things look the same. Yeah, if you were seeing the wrecked it off to yeah, yeah, no, but I'm gonna know I'm gonna say yeah, that's the exact same thing 500 billion dollars. Is that it? Dude, let's invest. I mean that does nothing for me really that didn't show anything dude It's a straight line like sim city, huh? They could play on the wall. They could play man tears on the whole fucking thing across Yeah, hello. Thanks. Yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks out of your radio. Thanks. So do you read me? Oh On the wall they could play man tears on the whole fucking thing across yeah, the whole Hello, thanks. Yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks. How do you radio? Thanks? How do you radio? Oh wait, but it's come on to them 30 And promote my special and eight years. That's I'm off seven 70 million views. Yep

Yeah, I don't know if I live in the straight line. Huh? I don't know if I want to live in the straight. You're gonna I'm trying to get this Austin. I think yeah, you liked it. I don't know if I want to live in the straight you're gonna I'm trying to get this Austin I think yeah you liked it I don't know it listed so hot right here right you know we're at rates so hot yeah I know and it's September but let me ask you say that October was hot I'm gonna trick it's really I'm like kids sweat my ass off and the fucking star was out there I guess traffic is a lot lighter in Austin for now I traffic here I don't work in 95 it's the only huge deal for me Traffic is a lot lighter in Austin for now. Traffic here, I don't work in 95. It's only a huge deal for me. But after you're the West side right now,

it's 130, get there in 35 minutes. So gun to your head, you gotta Austin, what do you have in Austin? You don't have, and so on, and now. Money? No, in LA. Taxes. Taxes, new sum.

Garcetti. For now? Yeah, Well, he's not coming out there. Yeah, I don't know. I think Austin's going to be, but you know, well, it never. It's already pretty little. It's never, it was super liberal. Especially inside. Also, an outskirts. You know, you're good. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, I don't know, dude, I'm probably just talking shit. Yeah. I went leave anytime soon. Now I like dude, I'm probably just talking shit. Yeah, I won't leave you in time, so. Now, I like that. I'd like that set up the studio.

I don't know what I do with it. Because where he records is the same size as this, but just finding the kids. That's where I thought was impressive. It was like just a pretty rudimentary, same shit. And it's nice, it's his style, and how it's all as art and stuff, but that's what you want.

For him, that's what you, because we're very, the match we'll have is four. It's not like he has multiple shows like I do. Like I need whatever we have six studios here, because I have all that other shit. He just just is one show. So you can focus on that. All his art is sick.

Because even when I was there, I was there, especially in April, it's changed since then. It's gotten even more big boy. Yeah. Is it a Joe Roman experience coffee machine? Jesus Christ. Sick. Yeah, he's super star. Yeah. Is superstar. Um, well, that's it. I'm dropping the, uh, dropping my fucking Tim Kennedy thing. Uh huh. Best best up tomorrow or maybe even today I

don't know yet is it on why is it on the same YouTube as your special YouTube yeah it's right count wait yes where was helping you don't commit don't commit to that I mean oh you know this is what you should do so the thing you want to do the best make sure it goes to the bottom as you keep putting out videos that you don't really care about. Do that. Pretty special. But do that.

Who is helping you? I don't know, nobody. Nobody. So don't do that. No. Okay. All right, now wait on it. When I was going to say, I want to hit you.

Best step is going to drop. Tim Kennedy probably. You can sabotage your fucking special. For mine, we didn't put anything out for I mean a week. Okay. Yeah Because it think about it on the main page to get knocked down see I didn't think about that today You still have like the thumbnail up on your YouTube, which I'm sure you've done that right your whole special on thumbnail. Yeah Like I said guys guys, best double drop in a week. So, let that special breathe.

Where do you have to this week be? I'm going to Raleigh, buddy. That's not there. Yeah. I looked at human. Let's not forget. Yup, right? You're going as hot.

You're going to sweat. You're going to sweat hard. Hot. I looked up out to not bad. High of 82. You're going to like it. You're going to love you sweat hard. I looked up out to not bad high of 82. You're gonna like the city, whatever, but the club is great. See, but I like the chill cities.

I don't like the chaotic shit. I like the spot. I like good restaurants, for- The food is the only thing, you know. If they just have like one local, it's like, you know, the line to Saudi Arabia, it's like one street, I don't know that. Top shops, walk just the street. Yeah, a little bit more. Thank you for bringing the line Saudi Arabia is like one street. I don't know that Top shops walk just the street. Yeah, thank you for bringing the line from Saudi Arabia back see I like that

That's a good call back, but that's a good call back. You go on the Malibu. Chilli cookoff. Yeah, yeah Last night I saw Jalo and and and big Ben just fucking walking hand in hand and a very crap man Was that the Malibu cookoff Batman Batman himself. And nobody was bugging them. Now I saw Adam Sandler there two years ago or whatever. Longer than that. Yeah, I would never do it. I couldn't believe how fucking

that lasted again. I couldn't believe it. It's like, you can't leave that guy alone for a couple of seconds. And he's with his family. It's unbelievable. You see Malboot's pretty chill. It is except for when it comes to that guy.

I'm talking about like, I don't know, 50 people. Mass of people, bothers. Well, these kids, like, let the fuck in me. They cook out chaos. But not in a bad way. It's not. First of all, they got metal detectors, which I very much appreciate.

And they got squat guys walking around with fucking guns. I was over there yesterday, like, for the cars. Sorry? I was there yesterday before, because I think the cook upstairs at one, I was there like 11, right when we lay down and straight there with the kiddos for the cars. Sorry. I was there yesterday before, because I think the cook upstairs at one, I was there like 11, right when we landed on straight there with the kiddos. Yeah.

I've noticed now that police, like you're not at one of those places ever without a fuck load of police presence and they look like their young dudes ready to go. Oh yeah, they're not. Like you need train. You're not out of shape. No, don't eat, no, no, no, no.

I don't want somebody with a belly and a fucking 38 I want dudes with with like clips extra clips These guys these guys look like the chon about the bit. Yeah, like you like in shape Crossbit dude. Just good hair like the probability of them shooting somebody very high in prion X Yes It the Florida is the greatest because those dudes will just wear a vest and a very tight tank top. And they'll have their gun on their fucking leg. Yeah, I like that. But bring the, see if you can bring those fucking guys up

from Florida. I don't know what they are, they're vicer, some shit. They're jacked out of their minds, shaved four arms, tannish shit. Well, now even down in Hollywood, I was, I went to get coffee at Alfred's off Melrose the other day and the shops around this, they have big boy security.

Big boy. Let me just hang out front Yeah, Jesus Christ and which I appreciate. Oh, I like it. Yeah, that lady's hand Best pictures of vice some some That's you'll protect your mind if you're right be some ladies Vice-swat there's a new thing among the kids. I don't know if you've seen vaping but they're getting the old vaping and fucking vaping fucking you for you. Thanks, but no look at this now these guys have sleepless shirts But those guys look ready to rock. Yeah, they'll also look off duty. I like how everyone's different ethnicity, too What were you saying about they they have

White they have a white whoa, especially special weapons and tactics They have white. They have white. Whoa, it's a special weapons and tactics scene. They have fucking, have you seen this thing? This nose? Piercing? No, it's a nose. Well, we saw it at the airport. That galah had that nose piercing that went like this.

It was like a staple. It was like somebody stapled. Oh, but it's real small. It's in the front. It looks like somebody took the staple. Oh, it was like a staple. It was like somebody stapled to those. Oh, but it's real small. It's in the front. It looks like somebody took the staple. Oh, that's a see that. That girl I pointed to you, that skinny girl. Oh, I thought you made him follow that.

I was the whole get up with that. No, the whole get up was a lot of her. The whole get up was like, who was it? She had a staple on her fucking nose. It was very interesting. Right, and then I went to the cook off and I saw three girls, when the front, that shit, it's on top one it's it's it's on top of the nose

Like that there's pictures of it like that, but it's a staple Mm-hmm. Just like a big thick staple literally It's like a little one if I do a staple in my chicken on you know, and that's what kids are doing. Yeah I don't know they're eating tie-dye I just look at that girl go back up right there here and now over there Yeah, right you kids just there. Look at that girl, go back up right there. Here? And now over there, yeah, right? You're kids doing Tidye pot and piercing. Yeah, that one, the other one too.

Vapin. How about Rogan's vapin? Rogan's vapin, I couldn't believe it. You're talking about the thing on the top of the nose there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that little bridge there. But it's not as pretty. I'm talking about staple.

Yeah, I'm talking staple, but let's see. staple on the nose. The point is, I figured out what I'm gonna get for my nose. I've not seen a lot of it, but you've seen these young kids, the Malibu cook up. I just saw, I just think it's a new thing that I saw three of the kids at the,

or I saw a total of three people on a Sunday. Not these, Robert. Nope, not that. No, he's talking about a strip stable across the nose. Yeah. I mean, very distracted. Very distracted. I only take it so far.

There it is, go to Black stainless steel nose right there black stainless steel news I don't see which one you're talking about be the one up there in Etsy right and that yeah there You know I tell them that time piece yes Yes, I said promise people's doing it. They don't look like that. No some of them did Very pretty girl. They're jaws. I hate to be a 15 16 year old Oh, so you're saying they do like that top metal bracket. So what we're looking at as a girl. So think when, I think it's attractive,

when they get their little piercing hair, but then make it go all the way across the arms. It's a chain. It's like the line inside of your Arabia. It's the cross your nose. Dude, your callbacks are good today, bro. Yes, thank you, bro. Yes, they, it's also, it's a fract you. Bro. Yes. It's also...

It's a fractal. Eco-friendly. You are correct, sir. Yes. Now, she's got a very strong jaw. She does. Uh, the Coss lot of money. Do that.

Coss a lot of money. It's a tiny general. Yeah, and that's gonna hurt. It's gonna take some time away. They're gonna put some filler in there, right? They're gonna look a couple days off from work. If they get to reshape your jaws. Are you saying that there's some work done on those lips and that does cheekbones, not jaw?

Uh, it's very expensive because it with the quagmire draw effect like yeah that's a very expensive no she's very attractive yes she is well she screams trauma you think so a lot of trauma I would imagine you got it she looks like she didn't have a dad in her well she's done a lot of decorate soon tattoos just yell out I need help and this would be one of them right the head tattoo, the deck tattoo, the piercing cross. Now her eyebrows are tattooed as well, right?

Cause those aren't real cause the way his eyebrows are like that. Now see here's the problem with me. If you look at my past, I was drawn to that. I was like, you look like a train wreck. Sure, sure. Gotta date you. Maybe you really get into a relationship with you. Sure.

Yeah. That's the one. What's the red flag tattoo on guys you think face? Toys face face tattoos usually point to something going on it depends if they get out of like a Bentley I like I was doing something right. I think I have a Honda Civic maybe here But you see a lot of paint color the face tattoo see I feel like face tattoos are coming more more normal again Thank you for you at these kids do these kids suck in fucking vaping dude. Yes, I say like face tattoos are coming more normal. Again, thank you for you. These kids do. These kids suck in fucking vaping, dude. Yes. I say it all the time. Yeah. I think still a face tattoo is a strange commitment. It depends. It really depends.

Is it a form of self-loathing, though, that's beyond what most people do? Or they look up to like a post-molone or Travis Barker, yeah.er. And because post Malone like all the young rappers have face tattoos. So you know, it's that thing. So it's a style. It's a it's a style thing. It's face tattoos, neck tattoos. So there's more, our buddy Crystal League had that tattoo.

Like neck tattoos are like a, I would love a neck tattoo. Yes you would. I would love one. Yes, don't. Oh, don't. Oh, just a feather. Don't though.

Just a native American feather. We're getting too old now for that stuff. You still cover it up though. It's not a big deal Just cover me and we're turtlenecks middle of summer. There's makeup. There's makeup I can't when makeup on stage just you use me and then also if I'm rocking a tattoo here That I go on stage with with the mate people like do you give makeup all your neck? Yeah, you can't tell It's just like my mind to cover up. Oh, chain wants a tattoo on his neck That's why I want my entire body, but I'm saying like, they know you, you're already like, you're known, so it's fine.

That's a good tattoo. You want your whole body tattoo? I do. Are you gonna go on TRT and start lifting and get a ton of zombie tattoos? I'm already on TRT, baby. Oh, shit. Yeah, for like a month already.

Chin wants like the Yakuza thing. You want the inside of his ass tattoo. I don't want that. We should get that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How are you talking about it? So you're on TRT's. I'm on my ass. Are you lifting weights as well now come on Brian you are you look good?

Thanks bro, are you lifting? And is Mark hardly helping you of course I talked about it beautiful You and Jamie should have a conversation like advice. Yeah You and Jamie should have a competition because you did one with Nick to lose weight and our buddy Nick was a producer King sting loss all the way he lost He looked like much weight it looked like he yet he took this weight loss challenge so serious with Nick to lose weight and our buddy Nick was a producer of King Stingloss. All the weight? He lost so much weight. He looked like he took this weight loss challenge so serious. Bro, he went from what?

I don't know his number. I don't know his number. Like 168 or something. He lost like 28 pounds. 28 pounds. 28 pounds and five weeks. I was like, when he showed up on what had happened. Are you okay?

Do you have monkey box? Are you okay? He looked so sick. His neck was like this big. His face is malnourished. His neck's a big handsome guy. What happened? Are you okay? Do you have monkey pox? Are you okay? He looked so sick. His neck was like this big. His face is malnourished. Because it's a big handsome guy. I haven't eaten in three weeks.

I like him at 210. He's Norwegian. He's big. He's from Wisconsin. He's from Wisconsin. No, but his genetics are from the North. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's like 6162 though. Yeah, he's a big north. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's like six one six two though. Yeah, he's like six two. Yeah. Very how can he great athlete carry out pro athlete? No, no, no, no, definitely not not We're gonna do someone else.

Man of four one four. You think of so though? Gin. Yeah, you look good. Thanks to your tea and how do you feel? What's the difference? I'm on like the lowest possible dose just to sleep better with the minimal No, my thing my main reason why I want to go on is because my mood I feel what's the difference? I'm on like the lowest possible dose. Just to sleep better with the minimum dose. No, my thing, my main reason why I want to go on it is because my mood, I'm just like, I don't have the best mood. Yeah, sad, so for a little bit.

Yes, I'm hoping it'll, I'm moving. So hopefully like two months, I'll feel better. I'm surprised you can feel instantly energy. I guess no. You're a huge dream of some different shit, though, you know what, you're on? Sipy and eight? Sipy and eight, yeah, eight. Sip in eight. Sip in eight. Sip in eight. All right. Do Adderall and Coke. No. Just kidding. Just kidding. You two coffee gets me jittery.

Oh, you came during coffee, huh? All right. I do, but it gets me jittery. I don't want gonna treetops. They're good. Yeah, maybe I don't know. Fucked. Yeah. All right, let's take a little break now at Calendr to go drain the old gray snake of his and that thing is gray and old and Listen if your brain ate fire like it should cuz you're getting older Brian you need a little cratum to fire up your brain. That's what I use on all podcasts man It's my limit of this pill. I used to before stand up for podcasts It's the best focused products the only focused product I trust and I use, all right? Cradle, it's like CB used to be,

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He like jacked out there. So he's lifting a lot tonight right he plays a lot of golf And I think yeah, he lifts in because you know, Logan has that fucking yeah, global jamming. I'm just starting to lift again So, you know, I'm enjoying it. It's just my freaking pinch nerve crap. That makes it hard So I still try to work through it. Hey Brian. Who am I? Every guy introduced with that we met in Austin I'm getting back on the mic. I have a neck problem. I want to get back on the mat's my fucking every single single to my elbow. I really I've been out about two months my elbow my neck You're like everybody. I have a weird secret. I have a little pleasure that I do

Well, you find out who's that the dinners and jack off me back your room. Well that yes, of course I do that, but that's different. I am Well, first of all, you're right about you jitsu and crossfit those are the two things always I mean it's shoulder neck. It's back. It's something at knee It's fair. It's a great sport. Maybe it's worth it and it's awesome, but I am I get a out of it. I was watching and you were sitting there and then everybody there is black belt and trains a lot. You're at the tail about nine black belts including and it's like Brendan stopped training a while ago. I was like, but you know, if I were to lock the door right now, this was going through your head and it was on my head literally. I go and I even said it to Rogan but I go, if I were to lock the door right now. This was going through your head. Literally.

I even said it to Rogan, but I go, for I'm to lock the door right now. Brennan could pull everybody's head off their spine right quick and all that training would go right back to being you may as well be me. And I get this kind of like,

I'm looking at you and you're all gigantic over there and you're all like quite, and you're nails quiet. You're like, we bite your nails like too much to make it. I was like, hey, you all right over there? Yeah. I'm put out of my mind. You got all kinds of shit going on?

Millions of fires. And then I'm watching you and I'm going, he could kill everybody here, no matter how much you train, there's a certain amount of limitation that comes with gravity, size, physics, and it was your job for a long time. And I said that to Rogen, I go, he can kill everybody here.

What do I say, so I said? He goes, are you fantasizing about being him? Turned out to be 12. He gets all serious, I mean, you enjoy that. I go with that. I was like, oh, I do, I go on. I'll tell you what, I've never slept so good in that fucking hotel. Oh, man.

That bed? That's called a four seasons bed. You know they're famous for that. Bring up four seasons bed and bring up how much they fucking cost. Are the beds alike? Cause you can, I saw a thing, there's a brochure there to buy. Bring it up, chin. I'm bringing it up.

Bring it up. Oh, I set daddy's up. Now, I like my helix. I'm not trying to fuck with our sponsor, but those beds. Oh, it says they use hel I set daddy's out. Now I like my helix. I'm not trying to fuck with our sponsor, but those beds, oh it says they use helix. That's cool. If you buy a four seasons bed is gonna cost you about six grand with everything. I mean the sheets everything you want about a whole set Well, they have the Zelda's everything their own mattresses. Oh, dude 2,200

Sleepin good Daddy slept hard, bro. 7,000. Yeah, there you go. 7,000. We'll come to the sleeping set. The whole thing, bro. The whole thing, seven grand of that. You want your lady to go, ah!

Like, if I did that for my girl, she would lose her fucking mind. Oh, I slept hard in that. Yeah, you can sleep hard. Oh, there's Casper. There's Casper, yeah. Are they using Casper? Oh, I sucked hard in that. Yeah, you can eat them. You can eat them sleep hard. Oh, there's Casper. There's Casper, yeah. Is Casper, are they using Casper? Oh no, Casper's great, he looks great. But if you want to spend seven grand,

we can have a talk. Alaskan came. Yeah, we can have a talk. How's Alaskan different than California? That's wider, but shorter. I don't know. Dude, I don't want shorter. Those pillows, they got it right. But shorter. I don't know Dude, I don't want shorter those pillows

They got it right you sometimes a company gets it fucking right Yeah, just the I like a lot I need about three to four pillows to sleep when we were in Bora-bora There was four seasons and those beds my girl didn't want to get out of bed same beds She'll just lounge around with that baby. I'm sure it's the same same like same bed the same thing Yeah, so she's sitting there just lounging around with that baby. I'm sure it's the same. Same bed, the same thing. Yeah. So she's sitting there just lounging around with baby. Little fat baby, all soft and cute. He's rolling around.

She can stay there, she can stay there with that baby for, I don't know, all day. I could chill in there. Yeah. The way you look at a Ferrari, like a vintage Ferrari, she sees that bed and sees her baby and she's like, oh boy. I get it.

Yeah, me too. I Too much he got okay, you guys talking about rides Like at that chili cookoff whatever the rides so there's this thing happening I have to do it boss. Let's do a little yeah, I'm curious how many he's gonna be able to go on It's so small. This is not good. This is scary. That's why I don't like doing carval rides or anything. I don't either. I just think pro's cons pro. You have to put it on. I like those boots that middle ones. There's they have. They're expensive. Yeah, it's a nice. All right, so let's try this out. It's yeah, out of the way. No, I don't go on that shit. It's horrifying. Really? What's it? I mean,

so there's 30 people injured 10 people. no sorry 30 people on the ride 10 people injured But imagine this happening Oh Crazy on the far left is fuck oh It's so scared. I would never go on this right how this happened No, that'll make me feel sick see the person I just see on the left they They're just all vertebre. All vertebrae. Yeah, that's going to be so terrible.

Apparently all the people that operate the ride, they left, this need to just all something happening. Of course, it's good. Of course, it's good. Of course, it's good workers, and they're not making it. It's not like it's good. Oh no, you're in the traveling circus. Well, first of all, they're 16 years old.

They're perhaps piercing on their nose. They're vaping, trying to fuck. And then this shit breaks. It's happening in India. Yeah, some countries don't have a whole lot of I know this is what happened you want to happen at like the local fear like I don't want this happen in Malibu Although I make it somebody I'm alibu you want to happen at like universal studios. Sue the big boys You want to get some you want to get your hand you want to get your beak wet and Mickey? That's the let let let splash mountain break.

But they have so many precautions. You feel so many fucking precautions. But the matter horn break. Wait, go back to that for a second. I want to see, because I, you see what Jane Fonda was diagnosed with, please. Wait, Jane Fonda? Yeah.

Diagnosis. Go up. Ketzer, Timo. Ooh, that's tough. She's older though, huh? So that's life. Ketzer, that's all the life. That's life., huh? So that's life. But, yeah, that's life. That's life.

But, yep, life who cares, though, no? Hey, dude, come on, be cool. Now we're younger though here, everybody is, so we don't care. Hey, but, you remember the kid, it was, dude, you just like, you just can't went right over on that. I know, all that fitness, that's a shame. Hey, but, you remember the big kid in Miami? Mary, he wasn't strapped in and just came down

and fit his first. Yeah, yeah. They're so in for a good amount. Uh-uh, that's a really good one. You get to eat too big, you'd be on the right door, yeah. That kid, you too big, though. Because you couldn't lock the seatbelt and the guy clearly high on fucking bath salts,

like, yeah, you're fine. Well, have you seen, I mean, if you get a job there, you're not, usually you're a kid. You're definitely high. I said to the guy at the fucking chili cookoff I go been here since this morning he goes. Yeah, I go tough. He goes Well, that's what edibles are for Okay, well I was thinking about like when I go to six flats when they're on the wooden things Or you know the way the top of thing myself. I want to, I mean, times that 18 year old nature, everybody seat belts properly strapped up.

Like, he's 18, 17, I'm gonna give him a fuck. Summer gig, trying to save it by a trans am and then tend to glove you feel me? Correct. Yeah, it's like, what are we doing man? Correct. We put so much trust into people, dude. The pilot, I'm gonna assume he didn't,

was an out all night fucking hookers and doing blow. I don't know, I have no clue. He might be on a better, now those things sell fly, yeah, they do. Pilots get too much credit, but still, like I could really fuck some stuff out. Look, it's the takeoff and the landing that we gotta be careful.

Well, that's why. The big guy's in the air. That's why. The landing takeoff. The infrastructure, we benefit from infrastructure every day into miracle that all works. And when speaking of traffic control, I don't know if you know how that works, Papa. But now, I've been on the radio at LAX and I've listened to how much traffic goes on.

The fact that we've never had a mid-air collision or any of those collisions is a fucking miracle. Now, when you're in Miami today, when you're in jail. You're the one in Miami today. When you're in jail. Really? Yep, DP. When you're not being respectful to the dead in the past five minutes, you've been very disrespectful to all the dead. Do you know that? James, James Farnas not dead.

Well, you're being a dick shot at that. But she's not being this dude. You're a dick about the kid who was too big. Well. And you're being a dick now about calling a DP. Yeah. I don't know if it's chin looked at. And don't act don't be all like,

what? What? You're being a little disrespectful. Hey now, when you say you had the, we call them cans, right? Let's say you had the cans on the, the Eertraff Control and LX. You mean Burbank, right?

Because LX didn't give you that access, right? That never happened. I mean 100%. Hey, what airport was it? Is it John Wayne? I'm 100% LX. There's John Wayne. No, LX, because my dad, my paw.

Oh, two small points, thank you. Okay. But, so when you're in, when you're air traffic control, right? In, when you're air traffic control, pay attention when I'm saying. I am your finger. When you're not paying attention to a lot of shit, I'm saying bro. I'm listening.

And be affected by my story. No, I'm listening. No, you're not being affected by my story. You can't get over the part, I don't think it's LAX. I'll take, I'll call, I'm listed and be affected by my story. I'm listed. No, you're not being affected by my story. I can't get over the part I don't think it's L.A.X. I'll take I'll call I'm gonna call I'm not here. I know me and my dad fluent on his plan. Okay. Oh, that makes sense. Oh into the where the all the commercial flight Plants yes, yes, but I'm gonna call him to make sure that's true. Um, we're gonna do it now to you dad to the private plane to L.A.X Yeah, but there's a there's a private area you can do it in I'm gonna call him right now and then someone said to get the cans on so yeah, I LAX. Yeah, but there's a private area you can do it in. I'm gonna calm right now.

And then someone said to get the cans on. So you're in. Yeah, I was, I have the cans on. And there's a million planes going in. It's unbelievable. Now, when you're a air traffic control guy, your shifts are, how long? Four hours.

10 minutes. Oh, 10 minutes? 10 minutes. So they have a shit ton of dice. I don't know that. So you're, so you're, so you're an air traffic controller. You're looking at all the things that you're getting. You're making sure the planes that land are in

different areas than planes that take off. You're doing all that shit. You have a 10 minute shift. Guess who's, guess who's behind you touching your shoulders watching the guy who's going to take over your 10 minute shift. So that guy's there and he's making sure that you're right. So you have two people. So he's calling it and you have a mind or over you who's watching and and yeah, when you got in the hole

Yeah, now when you apply to be a true air traffic control person if you smoked pot once if you say you smoked pot Once you can't do it. There is almost a My my nephew my by marriage. He they he said he was honest. They go see Yeah, and he had to reapply and reapply. I mean, you know, they don't fuck and he want to be air traffic control Yeah, it's a mother fucker of which should be it shouldn't the you responsible a ton of guys Being with spare airlines delta United Southwest United, Southwest, in and out. I believe you don't call me. You don't call me, I'm not believe you.

Call me back. No, 100% believe me though. Don't worry. It's a nice little break. Guys, guys, a picture around. Hey, podcast. Guys, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, no, no, oh shit. I thought we did

I Couldn't do it until a X I wouldn't even choose to do it. I'd go to Burbank with my plane I would have gone to Burbank. Yeah, just like I saw or one of the other Ben You're the small one of the other and so it's that later What we're private I just on the podcast. I just said that we flew in LA X and that I had I Whether for a pension, they don't. You're the small one. One of the other, and so it's said later by airports. We're private. I just on the podcast, I just said that we flew in LAX and that I had, I listened to all the air traffic controllers.

And I guess I was lying about that. So thanks for exposing me on my own show. Which means, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we didn't, but you would have listened to all of the Los Angeles controllers, because until you're in and final approach on one of their runways You're being controlled by the same guys as the big guys are. Thank you That's just hung up. I just hung up.

Hey, hey, but right, right? So when you say I'm not paying attention because we ought to lie, right? And everyone in here knew that. And we can't move past that to acknowledge that LAX doesn't give people the access, especially you and your dad on the small private jet would not find the next.

There's also possibility my dad could be wrong. I don't know, dude. You dad was like, no, it didn't make sense. We flew in a smaller part burbing Although I must all the reports I was at fan eyes on the cans. I guess that's what I heard is we were coming in So it was all that so that counts When was this man Long time no you know I'm just I'm just curious probably

Probably I'll take exactly when it was it was when I had a Ford Bronco And I remember my dad going you know you could afford to get a better car Do you not care about cars at all? I was like no because it was so dirty. So I have to be 80s. I mean Bronco's been out since the fucking now This is in the 90s 90s hot second. You know fucking hot so you know, but you know, but Yeah, I hate that I'm right. It bothers me. That's right. You know what I'm saying?

It bothered me when I know when you're lying. I'm not lying. I just thought I, I had to clarify it. And then I, you know, we came clean. Yeah. We were definitely absolutely not. What I meant was I had climbed over, I had flown over it and I was talking to them

to everyone. God what's the next one? Get the next one. So Chris Rock and Dave should be held there on tour together. So Chris Rock addressed the whole apology video during a stand up and he said right here. I mean we'll spend should expect this to comics. They're gonna light you up a little bit for slapping him. Yep. There's some. So the Rock who took the stage first dedicated small portion is lengthy set to talk about Will Smith during which he said fuck your hostage video.

I agree. An apparent response to actors viral YouTube apology video. Smith posted the apology on YouTube in July. This is the first time Rock is directly at address the video in public. The Korean noted that the sting effect of Smith's slap, yes, that shit hurt. He played Oli. I can't even play Floyd Mayweather. It's a good joke.

So basically, he said, F, your hostage video. Rock again, referred to Will Smith's shug, shug, shug, Smith in reference to former death row records. Right. Oh, that's pretty much it. He also said something. I thought it was really interesting. He said, for 30 years, you, you, you, you played a perfect person. Oh, Dave Chappelle said we've seen the mask.

Like took the mask off and he said, that should pal though. Oh, Dave Chappelle said that. Oh, I thought that was wrong. You said you took the mask off and you're a human like us. Yeah, he said, for 30 years, you had a clean record. Well, 30 years you've been playing a perfect person. And now you can be, now you can be flawed like the rest of us. Yeah. He's taken way more shit than I thought he would. Well, yeah. Man, in this climate too, to be honest, I haven't tried that, I haven't been worse for him. He's been back on Instagram, like there was like a rat or lizard in his thing he posted,

but he's taken a seat for a while. You know who I didn't realize is one of the first people to get completely annihilating canceled with Roseanne Barr. I forgot about that. Yes, she was. Her remember show was popping and was blown up and that she started to eat and catch. They were saying that she got really inconspicuous. She theories and Alex Jones.

Yep. Sorry, I blast stuff off. And then she made a racial reference on Twitter. Yeah, to the, I think the transportation sector. Yeah, and then people got mad because they're like, dude, you've been ruthless and on-sensor and in your apology, you blame it on whatever Xanax. And then Xanax came out, I was like, one of our side effects is not being racist.

Yeah. Dude, dude. I don't think she knew that woman was even black. See, that's a problem. She knew. Yeah. See, that's a problem because she's been like, on filters an entire career.

And then when it came to the apology, she's like, oh, I was on ambia. That's not my fault. Yeah, it's ambient. She was like I was on ambia And I didn't know what I was doing. I thought she was white and her apology was just like, ah, that's not a good man So I don't identify as a white woman. I'm a Jewish woman. She's a strange bird. Yeah, layers I mean, Rogan had a wrong product. Yeah, Rog had Rogan's clothes with it. Yeah, they talked. Yep. Her and Russell Peters are super close, too. And she seems to not come back to, you know. Well, they're saying like her crowd,

she's be like female liberals forever in general, and then when this happened and she jumped on that QAnon train, so she is like far right now. So she is a fan based industrial thing. She done some like one of those far right networks. Robore or something? No, I don't know, I don't call it rumble, but I forget who exactly she's on,

but she does a lot of that stuff now because then the real Trumpers and stuff, all support her now. So she still has a fan base, just complete 180 which you have before that. Yeah, she probably make a more listing. I don't know about that, but yeah, Rosanne was massive.

Massive. Speaking of Trump, so he said if he does run for president again, he's gonna pardon Yeah, he's gonna do full pardons for those people that actually did the right on January 6th Hmm, I don't know if that's the man. I mean well He I will tell I will look very favorable about full pardons if I decided to run and if I win We we had a very reliable source tell us that him and Desantis are running I've heard that very reliable. Yes, source I believe Well, that would be the best thing for Desantis in many ways the great way to set himself up for

You know, I want to Desantis wants to to be associated, because Trump's so polarized and so on-professional as a president and DeSantis is professional. So I want you to be associated with it. Yeah, a lot of his, the people that he has endorsed have not done so well. Who I drunk. And like Dr. Oz, like, well, I mean, Dr. Oz.

Herschel Walker, I mean, yeah, no, I'm in the best. They haven't been the best fucking. But DeSantz has a track record. Like if Trump co-signed him, it's game on. Yeah. He's different. The potential Walker Dr. Hans, bro.

I mean, yeah. And if there's this, uh, tough lands, nearly collide. Whoa. Oh, dude, they have, they their video of the shit. Look at this. The slowest call in mid-air. Yes. Take a look at this near miss video filmed from inside a single engine,

Cessna looking down at a Delta 757 taking off nearby. The Cessna's pilot, Mollie Clark, took a base of action avoiding a disaster. I knew that this didn't look right. So immediately I turned right and I climbed a steep way like this because you look that close right? Yeah, I mean, we're going around it. It's close for the most for land-owned international airport last month. Within 500 feet this up. international airport last month. Within 500 feet, they said.

I would be scared if you're on the plane. See, I think close, I think it's like, you like, you know, it's like pretty far away. Still closer than you'd like. Yeah. Close. Here's what's funny about that. You know, in a way we still do live in a racist society because when I saw that the pilot was black, I think everybody in the room was surprised.

In other words, you picture a white guy who was a pilot for whatever reason. But not just black, the way he looks. If you had like, yeah, if you had like, yeah, exactly. He's young. It's a, I don't know, when I picture a pilot, I picture an old white guy with right hair. It's a subconscious.

It's a subconscious. It's a older black guy in a pilot's. But that's what they mean by subconscious bias. That's a subconscious. It's a older black guy in a pilot's office. But that's what the human by subconscious bias. That's what they talk about being like, but like I make fun of it, but like that's a classic example of where I have my own liability, right? That's his black guy who said to me,

he goes, I'm a doctor. When I walk in the room, would I have to deal with his people's assumptions? I gotta overcome a bunch of assumptions. Like that surprise, they go, oh, you're a doctor or you're black? It's just the way he's still going. That's the way he's still going.

He looks young and he's dressed a rich boy. With this, he looks young. He's not even dressed as a pilot. My more along. I'm saying it's interesting that we, but I don't know, I'm sure it's like not racist. And my thing, I wasn't surprised because he's black, my thing I was surprised,

A, the way he's dressed, not just like a pilot, to me is. Right, and I assume this is right after. So, A, he's dressed pretty casually. B, very young. At least. They could be Chinese, Indian, Native American, full-blown, I mean, Cherokee, Indian. I picked her older, and if they're young,

I'm like, probably not the best pilot. If somebody says the pilot was, in my mind, the pilot, because that's all I've seen growing up was a old white guy with gray hair. I guess, that's maybe from movies, that's just what's been ingrained in your head all the time and the world is changing. Well, no, but yeah, but that's all.

Even when I hear a woman in the cockpit, I get off the plane. I'm sorry, where are you going with it? Oh my God, I'm, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. No, I don't get off the plane. But you said it, no, I don't get off the plane. You said sorry. Where were you going with it? Oh my god. I'm no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. No, I don't get off the plane. You said it. No, I don't get You said it. I don't mean that. I say, oh my god. We're living in that. I just came out of my day and got the point. We have a woman pilot more power to him. You fucking massage. I see you. I see what you're doing here. I see where you don't. Hey, I see what you don't. I see where you don't. This is the

Workpower tour. She deserves it. I don't know. You're a fuck you just give me the best pile man transgender have a big Angry dick. I said purple here. I want the best the best pilot That surgeon best pilot pilots insurgents don't care what you have purple hair You know is if you eat people sometimes yeah, I don't know good. I want the best yet it is strange But it is like when I see the flight attendants. I see a dude Automatically I assume likes winners. Yeah There's not too many straight ones. Yeah, right? Like if you see a male dude working a women salon. Don't you assume Probably it's the way winners taste

Just from just just just that's what navigates towards it I don't know that they're doing it because they like the way we know it's tastes Because that would be a cannibal who likes to eat genitals. Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah, you know, yeah, I mean sucking them I guess maybe I mean I have to I don't I can play have to go so black. Why would you ever pictured? What it's like to suck a dog no? No, no, no, that was really no, no, dude That was a really a group. You said no seven times. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would never never never never watch you guys This is interesting this bombs me out cuz Tiffany had a good person and I stand by her and I do oh She's not that kind of person. Well, whoa. We don't know the facts

Well, here's my thing. I agree. I performed with Tiffany Nice person always been nice to me gorgeous whatever and Made a joke that bombed in front of her when they pay me, I'm like, come on, come on. It's like, we give it to her. She took the money and never get back, that's fine. But I don't know what's going on here. I do know the bit, the skit they did is awful.

And when I was in, I was in versus sets. And like, yeah, you can do it at cap cities. I'm like, oh, cool, I'll come Friday Saturday night when I get on the show. So who's the headliner? Like, Ari, you can do it at CapCities. I'm like, oh cool, I'll come Friday Saturday night when I get on the show. So who's the headliner, like, Ari, Ari's spirit. Very spiritual. Party in a way, party in a way a little bit.

Let's see how this thing, I'll smoke. And real quick, for the audio listeners, it says that the article is Tiffany Haddish addresses mall station allegations. I know people have questions. I guess there's mall station not in grooming accusations.

That's an awful thing to post. So this is my problem with it. What's awful to post? That article? This is, yeah. That's a statement. No, they're putting molestation of a child in there. Here's what I'm saying.

What's in the... They shot it. They shot a sketch for a funnier die. It was in poor taste. It was a mess. It was called from the perspective of a pedophile. Okay, so it was a big miss. It was a different time when people were way less sensitive

and weight-gave comedians a lot more latitude, a lot more. I know both these people. Be your miss and I wanna- And I just think I just- Be your miss and a complete, you're so far off, buddy. And this is why I want you to be careful saying you sport it. Okay. Again, I support her too until I get the facts.

Now, if what these people are showing the for, which isn't for the, for the sketch be, they're showing them because they're saying, Tiffany Hatch molested that young boy when he was eight years old. That's why there's a lawsuit. It, within the sketch? No, no, no, no, that's not a not a lawsuit off air the boy said he's molested that's the lawsuit be i didn't know yes so before you know i'm gonna i'm gonna get all the facts hold judgment

on all this there you go but i'm gonna say this i i i know Tiffany and i know aries and you know i'm for me i'm gonna give him the benefit of that doubt So the comedians are being sued by siblings that I'm five Jane Doe now 22 and John Doe 14 Jane who is also John's legal guidance the plaintiff in the lawsuit both in Individu and on her brother's behalf as he is a minor the lawsuit The lawsuit the siblings mother alleges she and had a Schmidt through County and developed a close relationship over their respective divorces. All right, keep going.

You're going well after this. All right, okay. In the summer, til on 13, had to submit a guest parents at the summer camp. Jane was attending, and ledger told her that she discovered a perfect role for the teen and a commercial. They didn't know anything about the shoot details.

The shoot, ledger involved had to teach in Jane how to mimic suck and weener for a skit about kids arguing over sub sandwich. All right. Keep going. That's her thing. Just saying, you know, I know you have a lot of questions. I can't speak on it. The lawsuit claims before Senator home a year later, hash allegedly reached out again to express interest in John for a Nickelodeon Cisal reel suit claims a seven year old was molested. This

where it gets dicey. The suit claims that the seven year old was molested, this is where it gets dicey. The suit claims that the seven year old was molested by Hash and Spears while filming, while filming, not off set, while. What became disturbing video. Yeah, so in other words, so that this is what I thought, it wasn't offset, and that's very important distinction.

She's being, it was the sketch itself that went too far, okay, that they shot. And what I'm trying to say is that I think that this was a major clumsy miss, obviously in poor taste. Obviously if they could do it again, they would take it back. It was just a big fucking thing. But here's some else you guys should know. To defend Tiffany and Ari Spares is apparently, the family of these kids have been trying to do this for years asking for money into settle

So apparently they've been coming for years and not just Especially in the climate where it's come to light. Yes, and you know the police take They couldn't find an attorney to pick up the case because they're like you have no grounds and all so every turn I was initially taking on a case, and there were several, ultimately dropped them out. Once they've came clear, the claims were meritless, and Ms. Hattish would not be shaken down. Because let me tell you something, this is on film.

The NYPD and detectives look at these things very closely. So it's very important, they deemed this not a case where you could prosecute or put somebody in jail. This is a civil case. This is brought by the parents. You'll get diced. It's diced. Tiffany haddish, I've known her since she was 18 years old, and I know this for a fact. That girl's done more to help people who need it and who she probably shouldn't even help. She's done more to help people than a lot of people I know.

She's a fucking good person. And here's the other thing. And I don't believe the Aries Spheres has ever molested a tribe. Just I just don't, there's no evidence for that. Yeah, I don't know Aries Spheres. I don't know Tiffany, what I do know is if you, let's say you are a pedophile, which Tiffany sure is fucking.

And either as a... You are not, not. But I'm just saying Tiffany, I can speak on little more than areas, but with tiffy, if you are a pedophile, trust me, there'd be more than one. It's not something you try one. Of course. So there's, of course,

not in her nature, right? She's a good person. No. And also, they've been trying to do this for years. The thing where it's dicey is, you'd have to look at the contract, the kids signed with funnier die, because they're saying it's caused like trauma through the years at the 22 year old. So they might be able to

sue on that case for the deferment for all that stuff. This was, I don't know, I didn't see the sketch, but I heard it was pretty like, right? Ooh, it was, and I get it. You see it, Mark? Yeah, it was, I can't. I'm sure it was very overranging. Thank you. Very cringing, right? I get, I get taking some swings. What I'm saying is that that was a major miss But that doesn't make Tiffany hadish or airy spears pedophiles and it doesn't make them child molester It was a fuck up and that's what it makes them and I think I should defend Tiffany and areas until you have better evidence from that That's that's where I stand yes. I'm with you on that. Yeah

Because there being thing worse when you just hide that shit. Fuck, man. My god, pedophil, what? My, it's, it's, I mean, it's games that match. Like if there's even a little bit of smoke, you're fucked. Oh, Tade reacts to us. Uh-huh.

What up? Who is? True Jordi on Instagram. He'll even publicly talk about it. So let's, uh, he'd love your company. Hit that guy up. I'm sure you two would make a great couple. He'd love your company.

And then Joe Rogan was talking about us and again, making very, very valid points about the censorship and the fucking garbage that's going on the world today and how this eventually has to stop. For me. Shout out to Joe Rogan and his friends. Yeah, so I'm really, really glad that the other people on the show let Joe know that it was completely

consensual because that's the thing I understand if something's taken on people even Brenda you could have given a shout out to I've been taking out a compliment that brought you up and give That's why they tried to silence me because I was fixing all of the narratives they're trying to paint about me So they tried to silence me, but they failed no, but I think Joe and I at some point in the future gonna have a nice long conversation I've a feeling it's gonna be a, very interesting time. I look forward to it. It's probably the only thing I'd bother traveling to America for. So I look forward to getting in touch with Joe again. We were talking on Instagram before, Instagram, I'm going to take him down, but I have other

routes to get through to him and talk to Joe. So I'm really excited to get in touch with him once again. And there's been a whole bunch of other people who stuck up for us. Good. Yeah. Good. It's a gave of that shout out. There you go, good. It's a good, yeah. Good. It's a gave of that shout out.

There you go, baby. And I thought it was also an interesting discussion in and of itself on the podcast when you guys brought them up. Yep. Yep, yep, kids. So that's cool, I guess. Brandon, we did it again. We did it.

Fuck you, the other guys. Do we have any more or no? Do you want more? I'm always down for more. Gives two more. I like cast in the dojo Climber falls and dies Argettian Vice President assassination attempt. They somebody tried to shoot Adam and

At our you see check out the gun that comes out of the very end right here Conn expired And they beat the shut Now oh Conn expired. I'm trapped. And they beat the shut. Where's the guy trying to watch you? And now. Fix. Oh, fuck. Imagine how awful that would be. It'd be Game Set match.

Yeah. What's going on? And his gun just fucking jammed. Oh my god. It's loaded with five bullets. Holy shit. Well, that's security. Not great.

If you just walk up and shoot in the face, any security, yeah, what are we doing? I hope this like that, it was the Japanese prime minister, right? The guy had a homemade guy. I bet, I bet. Just walked up and shot him. Yeah.

DQ Ashkin machine has maggots in it. Still a little bit. Yeah, this is big, bro. Those blizzards are very, those blizzards are lit healthy. Blizzard are lit. Well, just that one has it. He could see you take a video. Those are chocolate covered maggots.

He's saying for the worst of me. He said, in the name of the world is for me. They're trying to get him a stop at you. But Frank says not take a video. You see some maggots coming out. I know. Right there. Ooh.

He could see you take a video. They have new blizzards though. It'd be quite a good thing to be doing for the world. Oh, you shit. That's high protein ice cream. Yeah, a little worm to your blizzard. You have high protein ice cream, bro. When's that thing we had to blizzard?

I haven't. Dude, I was trying to tell my kids how good blizzards are. I haven't had one since I was a kid. I'm like, no, because they're like McFlurries. I'm like, no, Blizzards, Blizzards. I drive, dude, it takes you an hour to get there. It's hot. Let me guess.

I drive home. They're like, why is this? It's ice cream is so much better now. Dude, the McFlurry from McDonald's destroys. Oh really? Oh, the soft-sour. Dude, the soft-sour. I like soft-sour.

This is the best well-tied. Really? I mean, soft-sour. Yeah, afters, but now I shouldn't play the best in Cal-Bets, but afters. Afters, yeah. Is it soft-sour?

No, no. I like soft-sour. But this is soft, oh, but McDonnell and soft-sour, dude. They're McFlurry, you know how McFlurry? No. Oh, it no, I like soft serve, but it's this is soft. Oh, but McDonald's soft serve dude. They're McFlurry You know how McFlurry? Oh, it's I mean, I want a soft serve of an ice cream cone from McDonald's Is this hot out? Why not? Did they have ice cream at the fair? Malbo. Yeah, they did. My son got it and he got all over his fucking face. Do my kick out of all over his face Listen, oh you want me a dad and you want to take your kids and malda. Yeah. I get my son my boss. He loves strawberry ice cream. So he gets it and I want to

help him be freaking out because he wants to do it himself. I'm like, all right, you do it, dude. It's just a shit storm. He was wearing a white shirt just strawberry ice cream down the front. All right, we can't walk in because daddy hates when he's like, wait, he's like, daddy, down the guy, we need to find your shirt. I'm in this malbue store to give him a shirt. And do you have any like toddler shirts? He goes, wow, we have a few your shirt. I'm gonna this Malibu store to give him a shirt. And I do have a need like toddler shirt, she goes, wow, we have a few. She goes, you know what? We have this tie day once as Malibu, Brad Pitt wore it.

Same one Brad Pitt wore in my head. I'm like, I didn't get it from me. Ready for this? Two shirts, $150. Oh, she rang it up when you're in bears. I was like, oh, there you go. You got me. Oh, there you go. Oh, Brad Pitt was. Oh yeah you go. You got me. Oh, there you go.

Oh, Brad Pitt West, okay. Yeah, you got me. You hear, though? No. I took a picture at one time, okay. My son, my son is without a doubt going to be a comic. And if he's not, I don't know what he's going to do, because it's probably the only career path.

He's just, it's just in him. And there was a, and the ride, there's a fucking fucking giant clown statue and it's fingers doing this. It's going like that. It's pointing like that. What you've done? Yep. And my son goes, my son, he's in the front line and there's always people. And he's like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. And he's got his butt. He's got, good guy's spoken me in the butt, Dad. And I go, stop doing that, man. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Yeah, stop doing that. Okay. Yeah. And he goes, okay, okay, I'll stop doing that, stop doing that. Yeah, stop doing that, okay?

Cause it's crazy, it's probably. And he goes, okay, okay, I'll stop, but it turns around, now he's doing, whoa, here we go. And now it's pointing his dick, he's doing, not my fault, Dad. Not my fault, just standing in line. And I go, Finn, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking get it.

Finn, go look, it's a new funnier dive scan. People are looking, I'm like, hey, stop doing it, he goes, okay, whoa, again, there it is, get it. I go, I'm gonna, I go, I'm literally, I'm gonna kill you, and then he turns around, and I'm like, it's on my like again, it's on it. I'm not doing it daddy's point in right in my dick It's not my fault my fucking I lose my fucking mind with that kid He knows how to push my buttons and just uh-huh. Well, he's a comic

Yeah, I used to do the same thing to my fucking dad Yeah, I remember my dad would go so nuts with me because I would do whatever I could to bother him I would he'd be like what do you want to do? Well, I'm vacation. I go, what do you want to do now? Just stand there. He's in a bad mood. And he goes, what? I go, what do you want to do now? And he goes, he goes, we're gonna wait to go to dinner. I go, no, but now right now. There's this before after you flew in LAX and then the song of the camp. Did he hit you a lot? And I know and I got this guy. You you want to do this and I just start doing that Did you parents that you work? No, never maybe like once like my dad like spanked me a few times but

My mom took a ride to crop to my yeah my parents are on leash on me I had a lot of voice so did you all but no, I don't know memory. No, I got I got Me too. Yeah, my dad but my mom both of them five foot two Italian woman. Yeah, my mom just punched my brother in the face. Really? My mom went to smash our TVs with a pink hammer. Really? Just punch him. Oh, he was brutal with me.

Some heat deserve him. Oh, yeah, because my dad hit me once because I hit my sister. He goes, what did you do to her? This bang smack. Oh my god. Oh, that's one thing. I'm pretty big push over the kids. Even when I yell and I'm bigger than them, they don't give a fuck.

But if one, like if Tiger hits boss or or so that's the one time they know my dad didn't stand for me hitting my sister No, I remember my brother beat me up and from my grandpa. He's in World War 2 He's like, you know, I'm fucking six. He's like you think I risk my life on that battlefield killing Nazis So you to go do that. Yeah, even me my brother. That's when we teeter like Jesus Christ PTSD you guys used to go out playing checkers. Did you guys go out? There's nothing to do with Nazis Oh, yeah, but you were a little bitch. Did you cry a lot when he? All the non stop right? Non stop. Yeah, oh terrifying. You know, no, there's like

You were fighting back. No, well, I'm like one in three thousand, but the one was really good But did you but but did you, we had to go to Anger Man's room, it got so bad. But he had to go to Anger Man's room. So you got the shift kick that he brought. No, I stopped. I was terrified of my house. Yeah, that's where I'm trying to go.

Well, hey, so, so, so you didn't, but you never fought, but it made you tough, didn't it? Yeah, sure. Like, yes, yeah. But did you fight back or were you just get, you just get kicked back? I tried to fight back, he was bigger than me. I didn't get big to like, softener, you call it.

And then when was the equalizing event? There never was one, my entire childhood, I got one time. Just one time. What happened? What does that mean? He just had an off day, come sleepin'. I won. Well you guys, would you close this?

I had a fight. Oh, dude, what's. No, this isn't that rich fighting you guys, would you close this? I'd fight. Mark's on, oh, dude, what's... No, this isn't that rich fighting you did, dude. Jay would take it like bats and clothes for my... Yeah, Jay would like bash my head in the bricks, dude. Yeah, WWEF style, man. What would be... Yeah, I saw him scarring my lip for me.

He took my head and bashed in the brick wall. What would be the catalyst to it? Oh, name something, right? Because he had to anger issues. Because my parents got divorced. That's why I have trauma. Yeah, that's why I have all this trauma. Yeah, yeah. What else you want, name something, right? Because you had to anger issues because my parents got divorced. So I have drama. Yeah, so I've all this drama. Yeah, yeah, you know, what else you want to talk about? But the catalyst. Oh, I don't know. I beat him at NBA jam. Okay. Oh, I would pretend he would beat me all the time so I didn't have to get my ass. I'm like, man, you're getting really good. Meanwhile, I could probably beat him nine times that.. So you just, oh, I was live out there.

You were abused. Oh yeah, horrible abuse. Yeah, I was live out there. We were in the NBA NFL cards and like MLB. I don't want my pack and I knew he'd whip my ass if I got better cards in him, so I was, nothing. Well, I got some fire cards. But he would kick your fuck ass.

Oh yeah, I'd let him win, no yeah. Really? And if you had an argument. I don't mean like a punch, I mean like a beat up. You'd get marked up. You get marked up. Marked up? Oh, bloody lip teeth.

And your mom would take in the face, and then in the teeth. And mom would lose her fucking heart. No, no, no, no, my mom would do nothing, Brian. Yeah, so I have mom issues. Yeah. Yeah, man. You got mom issues too.

Yeah, yeah. She did nothing to stop me. Your own home had no sanctuary. No, no, no, no got mommy's just too. Yeah, yeah, she did nothing to stop your your own home had no sanctuary. No, no Yeah, yes That's like a guy my dad's friend used to go to bed with a shoes on because his dad would come home drunk and Just one some days would be like I'm gonna be up Yeah, he'd have his shoes and clothes on just so he had to run out the window That's a great way to grow up. I'll call that's great

Yeah, you see if I grunt me and steal cage and now do stamp come because I grew up normal to get the kid run out the window. That's a great way to grow up. Fuck an alcohol. That's great. And abuse of that one. Oh, you see I used to fight Grunman and steal cage and now I do stamp comic because I grew up normal. You know what? I've yet to meet a comic or a fighter who had a normal upbringing. I really have. You know?

I'll fight you right now, Jim. And when did the beatings stop? When did the brother, when did the brother terrorist? When you moved out of the house? When you moved out of the house. When you were, so when you were 16, when you guys still going at it? Sometimes, I didn't have to go for an eye piston

or lip gloss and not round the house. And you got to shit kick that, you pissed. I don't need a good look for us. When you came back, he just came out, you pissed it. How's that piss taste? Funny, funny, funny. I gotta be up for it. Beginning comedy.? Funny. Funny. Funny. Funny. I gotta be up for it.

Beginning comedy. Beginning comedy. Beginning comedy. Pissed girl friends lip gloss at the time. Black girl. She didn't appreciate it either, so they double team me. They double teamed, yeah. So you're beating that.

But when you were 14, things were hard. 10, 11, 12. Nightmare. 13, 14. Nightmare. Nightmare. Because that's, yeah, you're wide awake. You know everything is going on pretty well. And he was, how many years older?

Two. Okay, so you got 16 versus 14, not no shot. Not fun. And now you have 15 versus 13. I mean, you gotta get the shit kicked out of you then. Nothing else to do. He's had a tough day of school. Mom, that are divorced.

Maybe the kids may phone, the kids' braces and glasses and take it on your little brother. Oh, and if you say anything, he's gonna fuck you up. Or maybe he just comes in and goes, Say to my room. What is he a bit sadistic when he'd be like, why are you looking at me like that? 100%.

Okay, say whatever it is. Just whatever. Oh, I ate all the icing on the strudels, the toaster strudels, because I'm fat, okay. You beat me up for that. Cause you couldn't stop and he didn't. And it's well worth it. You got addiction. I would do it to this day To this day I put four icing on my toaster strutles Just say you know I'm fucking you and I text it to my takes picture of fuck you

All right, all right, yeah, but you guys are close now. We are yeah Still getting some heavy arguments. Well argue won argue, won't fight each other though. But you'll get into each other's faces. She's the same energy. Little bro learned to train. Yeah, the same energy. Little bro learned to train. Little bro grew up to be big bro.

Yeah, but little bro as a kid, it was like, calm down for some ideas every day. It was a nightmare. What else you got, you know that? You want to see the last one that Mark had? The dojo one? Yeah. Okay, this is my favorite shit. I bet JTEC, you always Is that it? You want to see the last one that Mark had? The dojo one? Yeah. Okay, this is my favorite shit. I bet JTEC, you always look that bad. You have for you.

Oh, well, he can't fight. Wait, is this fighting? What is it? I, what? What are they training for? World Stone? Yeah. It's just a slap. Oh, it's one verse. Oh, I don't know what's going on. Oh, he has to get beat up. Oh, my God.

Oh, it's an initiate. Oh, it's an initiate. No, they all go. I don't think so, Brian. They're all black butts. What are you initiating? Well, it's not very good fighting. See, the altitude turns, oh, my.

They were the stick. We got to learn how to fight back, dude. You're not fighting back. I can't tell if the... Oh, that kid. I don't know what kind of geoshock is it. That was awesome. That was weird. You just don't know kind of those you That was weird you someone tried the people's elbow at the end on All right, well, I'm not gonna go to that school Because I'm like you're not a fight that was terrible

He's a black belt and he was hitting it with his hands like that. Let me see that technique again That's that's absolutely a part. Hey, Brian. Hey, poem, positive, Jen. Look, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Positive. At least other concerns, right? Huh? That'd be at least other concerns. The little handslapping.

Yeah. The dojo, as you, you, you getting up on the end, beat them up. Yeah. Yeah, the open hand poem slapping. It's, it sounds like an initiation to get the next level of belt. Oh, no, that, no, I don't think so. I think this is a competition and it's insane. What's stick to it? And somebody has a stick kicked. Now they stop it. It's just weird. Who knows what's going on? And they're also on cement, but there's just a tarp

Put down, right? Yeah, slapping is not what I'm worried about. It's not great. And it says jiu jitsu clon. You gotta have eyes on your head dude. You gotta have eyes in the back of your head I just not getting this head kicked in. That was weird. You guys tried the people's elbow. Yeah, he missed and she land on concrete That looks like it hurt Well, I'm not signing up for that Well, yeah, I was beat up as a child Please don't beat me up an outfit in Wisconsin this Thursday Friday Saturday Apple team come get some and then Ontario California Ontario improvs next week Thursday Friday Saturday, Albaton come get some, and then Ontario, California,

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