The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 828: Thiefer Sutherland

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

The boys talk Nick Swardon's accusations of joke theft on Theo Von's podcast, the real reason Nate Diaz and Dana White have beef, Nate's upcoming match with Khamzat, why Laura Sanko is so incredible, Duck Duck Go vs Google, gambling on parking tickets, the behind the scenes insanity of MAD TV, Artie Lang being the funniest person alive, the drama surrounding the "Don't Worry Darling" premiere, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

This is really the fight on the kid we're out. Come on baby. Let's go. Let's go. Is that a go-go duck shirt? This is a go-go. I use go-go duck. Duck duck go.

I use that. I don't. I trust you. You still use Google? Oh, wow, you're a duck. Yeah, you know that, right? Like, it's science. No, they did a bunch of like studies on it.

Like, people that just use Google. Cut. Well, I am a right like it's science know they did a bunch of like studies on it like people that just use Google Cut well, I am a cock. That's cool. No, I'll admit to being a cock, but um the the it is true that when Albert Charm Richard what's your name Murphy? No, um who wrote the madness of crowds? He has a section in his book about how when you Michael Pond. No, well, the madness of crowds He's great. Doug was Murray. Doug was Murray. He's fantastic.

And he says in his thing, he says, basically, he Google got so woke that when you Google couple or you Google family, it would be like, you'd have to get every image was of a black person with a white person, it'd be a black family, it'd be two gay men. I with just please all that stuff and then as you had even European art They had some obscure like painting of a black person and you still subscribe to it And it's like but it was just these people trying to push certain things to the top

Google pushing the narrative and it's like guys. It's not that accurate Can you just be a little bit more, like I don't need your politics when I'm trying to search something, I'm just gonna search something. And go go duck, you know what the problem with go go duck, it's all I use is duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, because I'll never surf until go go ducks my thing.

And get rid of the Randy donut thing, because they don't, don't, it's suck. You know what, at least get side card donuts. You know what, they do suck. They're not good. They're not, they're not. It's like, of course not original LA though. It's a whole LA tat, like I'm supposed to do a whole LA thing.

Yeah, Randy's is only now. I got a phone LA thing. I got a phone, I got a phone. But that's okay. But to be fair, no, they don't, no, it's not. They're dry. No. There's no nothing special.

My son and I, you gotta go to the hood for it. Yeah. On, on, on, Will's here, there's side card donuts and then there's Randy's donuts My son goes he goes let's go to Randy's don't I go walk in there. I go walk in there He walks in there. I go now hold on we walk over I go side car go now you choose which one you want he goes All this one well now to be fair though Randy's donuts you get a donut for dollar 25 Well, now to be fair though, Randy's donut should get a donut for $1.25. Cycord. It's just spent $7.70.

Cycord, it's a $6 minimum of donut. This is true. Oh, you want the donut holes? Like my fat ass used to eat? Yeah. You're looking at $12 for donut. My bill came to about $35 because I bought seven donuts. Oh, remember back in the day when we used to hang out at Abit Kenny?

I wanted to celebrate, I forget, I don't know, we hit 10 million downloads, whatever. They gone, we get a 12 donuts from side court. Do you have $112? It's Christy. Excuse me. I went, it's donuts for the elite. Excuse me? Donuts for the elite.

Well, also, worth every penny. Donuts. And you get what you pay for because Randy's is the Dodge Neons of fucking Donuts you pay for they taste like they're dry. There's nothing special. There's better donuts at Ralph's or Albert's And it's like they're the crash I have a fucking awesome. I have another man's donut shop on my leg. So I'm a cut donuts are the one I'm the cut. I have a man's name on my mouth. We're both cocks. You're a cook cause you use Google. I use Google. Now duck.go.

But I use duck.go. The problem with duck.go is it's like the default search engine on this, I got rid of Google. So it's the default mode. Problem is it doesn't remember anything. So every time, like it's not gonna remember shit. So every time you get the news, but like it doesn't, it's not gonna remember shit. So every time, again, the news, but like, it doesn't, there's no algorithm,

it doesn't remember anything. So I'm always fucking, my default is Safari, so no, yeah, it goes right to Google. Google, yeah. If you want, I mean, you can do the settings on your phone. I'm so lazy, I'm so lazy. So I'll do it for you. Like I parked my car and I had 38 minutes left in the meter

before you didn't have to put money in the meter. That was the end of the day. Now I parked my car and I had to walk. You know, I had to walk to the restaurant. Now all I had to do was put a credit card in, you have to go like this, take the credit out, put it in a slot, and wait. Too much ass. It's too much.

I went, I'm not doing that. My buddy goes, why? You'll get a ticket. I go, I don't have the energy. I don't even have the energy for you to do it. We're walking away. I don't have the energy to tell you to do it to help me out. Like maybe my son went hiking and Santa Mauncan.

You got to do like the parking. I just park him and get out and run rush on time. He's like, Dad, don't you have to pay to put the thing, like I see the people over there. He sticks by the way. So you don't have to pay to put the thing in the dashboard. And at times money, dude, let's get going. So we go, come back, fat ass take it.

75 dollars. Now, he was dad, I told you, I told you buddy, time is money. Did you have fun on the hike? Yeah, I don't give a shit about this.. Yeah, well I I when I go to the beach You have to put money in it's a pain the ass you got to go pay then take the stub and put it in your dashboard I've never fucking done that once and I've never gotten a ticket and so all the times I parked because I don't have the energy I can't do it. It's too much. Especially with hotout. It's too much. I'll roll the dice and when I get a ticket,

it'll be 50 bucks and I paid 50 bucks for the year. Yes. Okay. You finally caught me. I've robbed 12 banks. I got Con the 13th. Cool. I got away with the first 12. Remember my very gay Prius? It was red. Oh yeah. It was the red bull. Yeah, but I called it the red ram. It's not like red like this. It was like a maroon. It was a Barcelona red. Yeah, sure. It was it was a red ram We called it the red ram and it was so it was it was so non-threddening. It was a dishwasher There it is. I didn't get tickets. I used to park illegally everywhere I just did what I want and I think the meter ma people are like, no, he's in a red Prius, life is already tough enough. I never got fuck with, I think he'll cook me off.

The meter mate will cook me off. He'll be punished already. Yes, people would cut me off, dudes would cut me off. Yeah. I was just a, talk, that's, I was the biggest cock. Yeah. I actually had a driver's license that's a cock. Cuck's R Us.

Cuck's R Us. Can you do that? Yeah, you get seven, right? Cuck's Cucks are us. Cucks are us. Can you do that? Yeah, you get seven, right? Cucks are us. Now, did you watch the Speaking of being a cuck because I was turned into one. Yes. I don't know if you watched Nick Schwarzen on Theo Vaughan. I don't watch anybody else's podcast, but Nick was that he was like I'm Brian Cald I'm gonna beat him up when I see him I'm gonna beat Nick up. We're gonna get him on the podcast. And he's going, I'm Brian Cal.

Nick's worsen one of my favorite people in the world. He's the best. I love him. And then he's called you Thiefer McSutherland. Which is hilarious. He remember when he came when he was on the fun of the kid back at the old studio. And he roasted it.

He said, I look like an Italian lego. He's so good. Nick is the guy. I just talked to him all the time. I just talked to him recently. He. I just talked to him recently. He was, he's doing some movie. But I love him and he is, usually one of the funniest people on the planet.

Well, I have the clip here. So let's set it up with the clip, especially for the people listening. So it's a clip of Nick Swartz and Theo Von Talk and the title says Nick Swartz and Brenn Schobb both like fajitas. So there's been, you know, whatever bottom dwellers being like, oh, Schobb stole a bit from Nick Swartz and Brenn Shob both like fajitas. So there's been, you know, whatever bottom dwellers be like, oh, Shob stole a bit from Nick Swartz and he for it.

He must have done a special one. I don't know about fajitas. And I had a bit on fajitas and remember my girls Mexican, right? So you know, you got a lot of food. Mexican food. Yeah, a ton of them. So the fajitas, what I say how I'm bearishing is like, or in a bottle service at ton of them. So the fajitas, when I say how embarrassing is, like, ordinary bottle service of the club,

like, we don't wear fajitas, like, tsss, I'll let you know, like, like, it's embarrassing. Like, everyone's trying, and watching you, I'm sure. So, I do, it's not a special thing, I do that bit of the comic story,

I don't know, right before I went on, right? So I do that bit, maybe three times, and then some fan was like, oh, that's like Nick Swartz in spit. I know Nick has a fajita bigos. Yeah. And this is what people don't realize. The comedy community is pretty tight knit. We all know each other. So all I do is Nick is a friend. It's taxing. Go, Hey man, heard you have fajita bit. I have a new bit that I

wrote about fajitas. You have fajita bigos. I have something like it, what's your premise? I have fajitas how embarrassing anywhere fajitas, it's sizzling, it's like orin bottle service, the clubbios. Not exactly like mine, I can see how people see it. I went all good, not gonna do it anymore. So I've done it. I've done that so many times. I had a T-Rex joke and there was a guy, I did a T-Rex joke and I realized it was just too

close, so it used to kill. I stopped doing it. And by the way. I so it used to kill. I stopped doing it. And by the way, I had seen it, I had seen it before that. So it's like Justin McKinney. Justin McKinney's a great comic and he had this fucking hilarious bumblebee joke. Whereas if you see a fucking car on the highway with the doors open and it's empty.

It's because there was a bumblebee in my car or something like that. It's genius. I had seen that. I rode a wash, I rode a wash, fuck off. I'm going to just fall. I remember that joke. It was different enough, but let me tell you, was it influenced by Justin McKinney? I don't know.

Parallel thinking. Yeah. Well, I was even influenced by Nick Schwarzen. I've never seen, I've never seen his hour. I've never seen, I just know, I don't watch. Parallel thinking. Yeah. Well, I was even influenced by Nick's words. I've never seen, I've never seen his hour. I've never seen, I just know, I don't watch a ton of comedy. I've never seen a special, I've never seen anything. You don't steal, Jim. We've had him on it.

No, so silly. But also, it's not worth talking about because this hilarious, but I love Theifer mixellan line. So fun. And, but I remember when I watched Kevin Hart, I think it's called Laughing at My Pain, and he talks about his dad the whole time I went I should start writing about my dad and guess what I had 50 minutes on my

That's how it works man. Yeah, but sometimes like I'll see a bit I guess I forget what comics doing a bit because I had a bit about Mexicans crossing the border right about my wife Yeah, I saw somebody do the bit and it was so good. Yeah. Similar to parallel thinking, it was so good about mexins coming to America. I went, I'm not doing that bit anymore. Sometimes that happened. I can't compete with that. I've seen that.

That's the best, but as far as mexins cross the, you know, I think it's Santino's bit. About mexin does the, he does the, I think it's Santino. He does the accent and everything. I'm like, A, I can't do accents like that. B, there was so much smarter intelligent than my bit. I'm good.

Yeah, I literally, I saw that. Me laugh factor than problem went. I'm not doing the, I've done that. The only common thing was about them crossing the border and his was so unique and such a good take. I went, oh no, that's so much better than mine, I'm out. One of the reasons that I'm stuck is,

I've never watched a lot of comedy is because I'm always afraid of the reasons that I'm stuck here. I'm a stalker. I've never watched a lot of comedy is because I'm always afraid of that. Like I'm always afraid I'm gonna steal something or I'm gonna see something, you know. It's not steal it, but just subconsciously. Cause you can see some shit and it'll get in your head and the next thing you know, two years later you write a bit.

And you think it was a reason. That can come from, you don't know. You can't control that. I'm gonna have that problem. Yeah, like you said, don't be. I don't need her, but. I don't need her, but. I don't need her, but. I don't need her, but. I don't need her, but. I don't need you can't. I'm gonna have that problem. Yeah, like you said, don't really parallel think I've had is this fajita bit.

But like Theo said, I talked to Theo yesterday, he's like, hold on, you think you are the only two comics that were fajitas and got embarrassed? Yeah. He's like, even before Nick, I've heard of fajita bit. People that steal jokes get found out.

Yeah, and that's what we're gonna say. Especially in today's age, like back in the day, like all name, I can name some comics, they have stolen some of our friends' bits. Life catches up with them. You just, you can't get away, especially in today's side with social media and podcast,

there's no way to get away with it. You won't have a career, you'll get found out. And as you guys are both pointing out, it's something that's on your mind as the worst accusation you're gonna have as a standup comedian that you steal other jokes. So you guys are already guarded against it, whereas I'll see fitness comedy videos and it's like, oh, you're doing the exact same video as somebody else because that ethos doesn't exist.

But in comedy, you can show up to the improv, the commis or laugh act if you're stealing jokes. You get vote off the island. There's nothing works. You get vote off the island. If that was your thing and there's guys, that's their thing. They're not allowed in those environments. And people still premises. Yes. Yeah.

Good luck. There's a few guys that still premises. I don't care. And so I'm announcing my last day here, I can't work for. I can't work for thieves. Yeah, you want to play the clip, aren't we? Do we want to see the clip?

Or are you good? What clip? It's a, the Theo von one. Theo and Nick talking about it, which I know salt. Okay, we played it right now. We didn't play the whole clip. Oh, we didn't. Oh, okay, hit it.

Brian Cameron. Oh, Brian did that. That's why I thought I saw it. I'm like, fucking shop. Just sit in there. Hurtful fucking shop. FIFA, Southern. FIFA, that's what I call him.

No. No. There's a bit about shop. I guess people say he stole some fajita joke from me. Did he? No, I don't care. It was just funny. We could feel it's like, did he?

I don't care if he did, but I doubt it. I mean, he's had fajitas. Yeah, a lot of people have had fajitas. Yeah. But I haven't seen, I don't know if I've even seen I haven't seen that joke deal with no No, I mean who fucking cares fucking Brian. I mean they have done a million sets together. He would know So Nix so funny how long nixman famous forever dude you know I was watching last night got you wrong

21 you know as last night you're on You were on a, you have no idea. It was the Arty Lang, it was VICE's, the dark side of comedy. So they did Rose Ann, which I realized she got canceled off Twitter. And then the next episode was Arty Lang, it was the new one. And I didn't know you and him

where did so many skits get on our mat TV. Every skit they showed, you were in. So when he did the Baywatch Pig thing, they were talking about how fucked up it was for him. And that guy Orlando, Orlando was like, I didn't agree with the sketch. Like what's the irony here that he's fat? Like we're just poking fun out of fat.

So, so, yeah, see then and say that. So, Arty Lang says, Arty, so Arty says he has the pig nose on and he would, you know, they wrap it, he had to do more shooting, like then and say that. So Arty Lang says, Arty, he says he has the pig nose on, and he, you know, they wrap, but he have to do more shooting, like more takes for it. And he was in the green room, in his room, and he was doing lines of coke with the pig nose on, and he was looking the marijuana.

I'm a pig doing coke. I'm a pig. Well, there's no one, which is hilarious. There's no one funnier than fucking already. He, but he, the sad thing is shortly after they finished wrapping the pig, Baywatch Skit, he OD'd. I'm very aware. And wrote a suicide letter to his mom and sister.

He took, that's something to craze like 25 volume, 25 like something else and then drank a bottle of fifth of Jack Daniels. and then they fived no no So they or land on somebody else found him in his hotel room or wherever they're staying and they brushed him The hospital they pumped the stomach and he you know continue to do what he's doing now. Yeah already that was when I Threatened his dealer on that set fuck and I was anyway, there's a long story there. I'm not gonna go into it.

But I will say this about Arty. Arty is the funniest. I believe there's Zach Alphanakis and there's Arty Lang, as far as naturally funny, like the LeBron James of Funny. Yeah. Arty's ability to just come up with shit on the fly or just tell a story, I think is unsurpassed.

I'd never met anybody with that, that reservoir of talent. He's also such a good person, like, really? Yeah, fucking, he's such a beautiful person. But he just, It was interesting because Bobby Lewis talking about how tough like the demand is, shoot man, you know,

Matt TV, like Simmer's Senate at life. Yeah. And Bobby was saying, he goes, like Simmer's Senate Live. And Bobby was saying, he goes, I was sober for three years, a week, into shooting that TV because they were so strenuous and such, so much pressure, I relapsed, a week. It was a very, very tough place to work because you'd be pitching an idea. And your castmates were usually making fun of you behind the everything. You could hear them going,

I don't think this is funny. And the original cast of Matt TV was some of the most talented motherfuckers. They were so- You were on, which season be? I was in the original cast, sir. You were the first cast. I was in the first two seasons of Matt TV.

I was in the original cast of bad Matty, but I was in the original cast of baddest motherfuckers on the planet. And when I tell you that they were talented and I was the least talented and I was the least experienced by far, that is what was going on. You had Phil Lamar, monster, Ardellang, you had fucking Jordan Peale, David Herman, that guy over there, one of the most talented people you'll ever meet in your life ever Orlando Jones unbelievable these were the best and the writers were all the reddish from the city TV who Frank Caliendo yes but that was after me but Frank's you know I mean the look at all the list of people killin' was 19 and that talented killer

Simon Hilberg's holey. They were all amazing. There were so many really talented people. So many You guys are like the red-headed stepchild because it's starting at live, right? Yes, especially back then Yeah, bad boys. Sorry, life was a big deal bad boys and girls. We were the ones that you know nobody really fucking Did much with but it was it was an unbelievable fucking did much with but it was it was an unbelievable experience man and they were so fucking talented they were so they were just also experienced talented and irreverent irreverent that I mean I would just sit there and listen to the writers come up with shit but already to be fair he was it was babe watch was his idea Oh, they don't say that in this,

no he was so creative, he would come up with ideas. But when you're doing that, many drugs, especially blow, and you're in a pig suit and you're freezing, it was, it's the coldest I've ever been. Because it's on the beach. Yeah, we were on the beach in a wig and just shorts. It's the coldest I've ever been.

Yeah, watch the bid. I looked it up and watched it a bit after you run. I mean, I didn't realize how much you and Arty Lang were together. Oh, yeah As my boy, I loved him when you when you still love my love when you landed Mad TV I know you I assume you're just like yeah, whatever It was the biggest moment of my life because I realized that I would never be an amateur at least I had made it It was the biggest moment in my life.

Because there was an living color, mad TV and Saturday life. Yes. Back then. And how competitive? The back to also back then there was no YouTube. They showed me the list of people I beat out. It was a...

I had to feel good. It was a 1100 pages. I mean it was literally... So competitive. Everybody. And I made it because I was so desperate because I was so desperate. I was so desperate I was so Desi I know plan B. It was life and death. Yeah, it was literally life and death for me

You're gonna fail if you didn't get that yeah, yeah, it was the best audition your dad I's playing a private jet back to like in New York Wait me and my dad and I at the time weren't talking much. Yeah, yeah, it's tough Yeah, it was a tough time, but yeah, watch out my holy for you forget that you were on that I'm like, cuz you never talk about it like holy shit. That's right. You already laying like just these monsters The monsters fucking monster y'all must have forgot and so I might be counts a beast I'm at a young you're special. I watched the last night. Oh, yeah, we watched last night. Oh good We'll talk I met I met a young Joe Rogan yeah. We watched last night. Oh good, we'll talk.

I met a young Joe Rogan on Mad TV. Because he was on there, right? It came on as a guest. That's how we became friends. Bro, the funniest get... Woo! The funniest get of all time we can't play it is when you find out you're like 1% black. 1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8-1-8- the octo-rood the octo-roo you were dying bro

I could not stop laughing it dude it has have you ever seen it mark I have it's one of the funniest bits So he's on this date at this fancy restaurant And then the guy comes and you're like oh Oh because I'm black. Don't you know, I don't you think I know what a man, man, a sauces. I have to explain that to you. Off the roof.

You're white customers. Oh, dude, I could not stop laughing. And I was really, I was incredibly educated, but I was a black man. I was like, the black man down, you know. And when you're, he's like, oh, you don't think I know. It's so fucking funny. It was, it was, it was,

I'm an actor room. I'm an actor room. I'm an actor room. Is it obvious? I'm an actor room. I think that comes, I must've been searching for your sketches on Mad TV like around when I first met you

because I remember that was one of the first ones that popped up. Yeah, you could never do that sketch today. Like, Sarah lives not doing that sketch. Yep, it's so funny And she's all would you please stop it? He's all oh is it obvious the tree is different like second-class citizens Someone up the room And she's on what are you talking about?

There's this white guy soon dude. I was laughing I need a degree to practice my global I'll do whatever Did you write that? No, I wish I had. It's so funny. But you know, you always had your hand in it. I'd come with a sketch. We would all rewrite it.

And was it like SNL? Like you could write sketches and put it in your head. Yeah, you could do it all. I didn't do enough of it. But yeah. So when you look at the writers from SNL, it's Nutsos. Louis C. K. was a writer, Conan, you know, Monsters, Seth Meyers.

So many, I mean, so Alex Bornstein, who was, who created Family Guy, who was one of the creators, one of the producers and creators from the beginning. I think she was that, I mean, you know, there's some amazing talent that comes out of those. Because the, because the selection process. And the presser, like for you to even be selected,

like if you're a finalist, you're gonna have a career. Well, think about like one. Clearly funny. Yeah, when I was coming up, there were really only five, 10 channels. Yeah. And pilot season, it was so competitive. And then Australia, and then England came in.

And then, you know, Ireland, and they all had perfect England American accents So now you're competing with all of them. So when you got a job and I when I would get a pilot It meant I was gonna if it went it meant I could buy a house it meant I was going to be rich and famous So the pressure and when you get it and you do it and they wouldn't pick up the pilot and you back to square one That was my life. And there's no other outlet. You can't go to YouTube or whatever.

That was my fucking life. That was everybody's life. It was always. But as much shade as we throw on YouTube and them suppressing stuff, like thank God for YouTube. Thank God. Well you're special, like after you're dealing with different circumstances, but you can still get it out to the people.

Fuck yeah. Is that what 240,000 views? Yeah. Oh my God. So it's like, yeah, what 240,000 views. Yeah, it's totally. So it's like, yeah, okay, cool. Did you guys watch it? Yeah, how was last night? You loved it, dude.

Yeah, it's great. But I think best of all, you've done. Good, I appreciate that. I'm waiting to watch it with Mawana. I try to get her to watch it. A lot of people are saying it's the best I think of that. I don't know, I think it's the best of that.

You gotta get it edited. You gotta kill all your babies, right? And like I had 80 minutes and then you have to, so that was hard, but look, I appreciate that. It seems to be received very well. Octo-Roon. I'm an Octo-Roon. Fuck.

Now there's a lot of hurtful comments on the page, actually, on your special saying, it's unbelievable what a senior citizen can do. And I was psyched, dude, he's like, take it back. Take it back. Delia, comedy, goes, you know, little about comedy. You know, suddenly. Did you see the video you made?

No. I got it the video you made no? I got it. Did you post it? Watch this? Here's the thing, bro. Let's take a little break dude cuz listen I know that this is a great segue because I need to sleep hard tonight because I'm on a flight I go leave my house at 3.30 am because I'm head to Appleton West, Concent tomorrow That's Thursday Friday Saturday, Alton West, Concent and then next week, I'm in Ontario, Ontario, in props, September 15th, 17th, Boston, September 29th, through October 1st, and we just announced Calgary. Calgary is...

Calgary Canada! October 26th has 27th on the site, all good. It's actually Calgary just got announced, and right now it's one show only. October 26th, come get some Calgary Canada, A. Listen guys, listen, before we get into our sponsor, before we talk, I need my sleep, because I got it, I got it, I got to bring heat September 8th, 9th, and 10th in Raleigh. That's the easy weekend.

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How long has it been? How long has it been? Here's like, you know, it's starting to happen, and then you're so strong, I'm ready for all the time. I'm better than him. So strong.

I'm better than him. So strong better than him. You're so fucking funny. He's so fucking funny. I love Chris. Yeah. Dude, I started watching. I finished that show, the impeachment. Finally got done with it. Man, that didn't work out for anybody, huh?

No. Didn't work out for anybody. Literally. Like, I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. that show the impeachment finally got done with it. Man, that didn't work out for anybody, huh? Didn't work out for anybody. Literally, like Linda Trip fucked, right? People would like disgust with her because she recorded her friend.

She just lied to her that she was a friend. They made fun of her looks and all everything. Linda Trip star, like with her nose. She had a nose job and then did pet house and she was just destroyed in the media. I told my grandma, can you imagine how they'd feel if there's social media back then? Like imagine, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp,

if there's social media. And the star was like, I didn't know I had a nose problem until I came to Hollywood. Until I got, you know, obviously, once I came public with this allegation, like I didn't realize that I had a bad nose. She had a nose job. She's like, I had no clue.

Till if I fucking started getting on big networks and then people like, dude, what's wrong with her nose? She's like, wait, someone's wrong with my nose. She's crazy. But also, yeah, but also a star. If type in Clinton's, some star. But if I looked at her nose last night,

I'm mad at him, all right? I get what you do And she needed money. She couldn't get a job. She couldn't get hired anywhere after she came out. Yeah, Ken star was the Cancer I was the one with fucked Bill Clinton. You have a Linda trip with the nose. No, no, it's not The trip was made fun of for being unattractive. Yes So there's Monica a little bit hurt. No, he took a lot of shit, man. Yeah, it's a star. The interesting thing is, you know, who knows how they dealt with it in real life, like

as far as Hillary Clinton goes. They show she was mad. I looked it up. She kicked them out and didn't talk to them for like three weeks. You know, she's right or die. You know, obviously she kills babies in order's pizza, but a piece of cake But they're you know there she is. So slender trip No, no, no, no, that's a different person. It's so hard when people do that to you, you know You're a woman and type in star

allegations Bill Clinton. I hate that shit. Yeah, but even Linda Trip had surgery too, because people made fun of her looks. It's like, is that live-roasted or everyone roasted her? I don't think that stuff is funny. I've never liked it. I don't know, I just... It's always Kenneth. Not Jennifer Flowers?

I think that might be it, Jennifer. No, that's Ken. That's a... The problem is there's two stars in the big star. Oh, is it Jones? Miss Jones typed down the star report. You see it at the very bottom, Washington Post, Jim, the very, yeah.

Look on that. No, no, no, no, no, no. The one below that one. And what else is crazy to me is they released the star report and just all the details and all that shit You're like what like to do that to Monica Lewinsky like oh you fucked it. She's 24 years old 19 19 when she started she was 19, but when this came like when everything came to light. She's 24 years old

It's like she was just getting started Paula Jones that's who it is Paula Jones knows job She had a she had had a bee goner. I remember it, but it's like so fucked up to do that. Oh yes. Yeah. I mean, I mean, come on. And she was like, I didn't know how to bad nose

to like, you know, got on TV. It's like really? Do you not have a mayor though? Yeah. Do you not, did you have my girlfriend with mayors, right? Well, you know, you know, you're living in a different car. See, look at that before and after right there, jing on the far right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, down, that

one. I mean, you know, it's a beak on the left. It is what it is, man. I don't mind it, though. So how much better is the right, though? It is better. That's the truth. That shame it works. For her face. It's the fashion. You see girls do it. It's like, I did too much. That's the best. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face.

That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face.

That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face.

That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. That's the best for her face. I got a girl like that last night. But it didn't work out for anybody, including Bill Clinton. And you know, Kavanaugh was a big part of that too, pushing it the narrative. He was a beast with it. Really? Frank Kavanaugh, big time part of it. What was his part? He was, because they wanted to go for the Democrat.

So his whole thing was like, we are quit being so nice to Bill Clinton. Like, let's hit him with, like, how many times you get a blow job from, you know, Mark Lewisky and even Ken started like, whoa, chill, dude, he's like, no fuck, chilling. There's no chill. He's like, let's get this guy out of here. She's got a good body.

Oh, no, her pictures are, yeah, they were, I'm not mad at all. But the reason she had to do it and her, she couldn't get a job, she had a child. So after she came out, couldn't get a job, nobody had hired. She went on multiple interviews, everyone's like, absolutely not. So then, Penhouse comes on, off to her like, whatever, 200 grand, she's like, couldn't get a job, nobody had hired. She went on multiple interviews. Everyone's like, absolutely not. So then Penhouse comes on, off to their like, whatever, 200 grand, she's like, I need the money.

So she flew to LA, did it, because she had a kid, remember. Could've gone that far right one. Yeah, I know. There you go. I don't know if that's her though. That's not her. That's not her.

That's not her. I just wanted to click on it. See what I did there? Oh, here they are. That's her. Are you mad at that? That's my tie. Hey, couldn't, I get it. I mean, Kirby Burnett. But,'s her. Are you mad at that? Sexy, sexy gal, man. That's my tie.

Hey, couldn't, I get it. I mean, curvy brunette. But, yeah, not mad at her at all. But the thing, I was saying about this with Clinton, it's like, was he, did he commit adultery, did he cheat on his wife? Oh yeah, a thousand times. Okay, that was a lot.

Um, did he do all that? But nothing was ever illegal to he lied about it under oath. He lied about it. That's why he got him impeached. He lied about it. Yeah, he was doing some things and it ruined so many people's lives. It ruined so many people's lives. It's sacred space. Jeff Kaden. Well, he got dealt with them. It was the beginning of the end of that kind of behavior in a way, right? Like it was the beginning of like sexual harassment was when Clarence Thomas was being confirmed. That was the first time we'd ever heard what sexual harassment meant, what that was. I'd say that many two movies did more than that did. I'm sorry.

Because you're talking about this is 90, what, 93, 98. Yeah. So, but it was all part of the movement, you know, for women. Yeah, but you still had Harvey Weinstein boom and bad. That's what's in his hat. Well, that was all going on. My father, I remember when, when sexual harassment was a thing and they were wondering if Anita Hill was lying or not,

my dad was, my father told me a story about his own mother who would come home crying because, you know, this fucking boss of hers, her job, my dad, she was the breadwinner. And she had an amazing job and she could not get fired from that job. She couldn't. She needed that fucking money.

And that boss, who knows? But that boss took advantage. And who the fuck knows? That's a bummer. But my dad would hear her crying. Oh, I know. So when you're a kid and then you know that that's a real thing,

you're not too happy with that shit. It'll raise your cockles. Well, that's what with Linda Trip, like when you really look into it, like why would she do this? Well, if you look into her history, her father was like a big deal in town and cheated on his mother for like 16 years,

but everyone loved him so he got away with it because you'd pay off the servers and all that stuff. And then eventually they found out. But she left them when she was like 14, I think. Just walked the house with some other, you know broad Left the kid the family the mom the sisters was like see ya. I'm a run with this girl So then Linda trip grew up in that so she's like fuck this these guys and nothing and he paid no consequences Just left the family fuck them over so little trip had a you know

She had a deep hatred for guys like that and when she she worked in my house So she was like pull up Bill Clinton's like that. Oh, I'm gonna get him. Cause my dad got away with it. This motherfucker's not getting away with it. You can see off of it. That's why she did that. He had a history of it.

But it's actually a rascal. He explained that. Yeah. Like she didn't explain to any of that. Sexual harassment was a very, very real thing forever until about 2017. And if you complained, you got fucking fired or you would never get hired again. I what's funny with that not funny but with the

harby onesie stuff is something ss you know some of these female superstars in the movie business you don't have them talking you made a lot of the craze you if you look at up like the people that went through that production was it mere max there are people that you look at me like uh the people that went through that production, was it MareMax? There were people that...

Like you look up, you're like, oh, oh wow. There were people... Like, look it up, I know. There were people... I'll say this, as to quote Eddie Bravo, look into it. But there were people who knew that this pig would destroy your career the way it did in Maris Savino if you didn't play button ball. And he was a fucking pig in the world and everything was going well.

Oh God, and he just looks terrible. Yeah. I mean, out of all the guys. I'd seen him in person. Number of times he's fucking disgusting. Oh, he looks like a guy. Also smells bad apparently. Yeah, and that, and that,

the form general is, is dig was all deformed. Oh, just triple hammy. Yeah, he's got that, that ain't great. So I got done, long story short, I get done with the impeachment series. Fantastic, you gotta watch it. Yeah. So fucking good, got that in great. So I got done long story short, I get done with the impeachment series. Fantastic, you gotta watch it. So fucking good, the actors are great in it. And that's to watch this new show.

I think it's called The Patient with Steve Carell. Bro, I'm three episodes in, short episodes, like 24 minutes each, some three or four episodes in. So he's like one of the top psychiatrists therapist in the world, right? He's like a well-known guy, and he sits down with this guy and the guy's a Serocular. Oh my god. But he can't like and then Steve Creel, this is a spoiler alert. Steve Creel

They've been seeing each other for like three months now and Steve Creel goes, I'm frustrated man Because whenever I try to get in depth with you and get to the root of your problem You just lie or finaggery way out of it, talk about country music. You're not telling me what's causing all these problems. You clearly have anger issues. You guys again, I need to get better at that. He's like, well, no. The only way this works is we start being truthful with me.

He goes, yeah, cool. Next thing you know, he wakes up, they get the serial killer kidnapped him, chained him to his basement. And he goes, I'm sorry, I have to do this to you doc, but the only way I'm gonna get better, like you said, I just start telling truth. I can't tell you the truth,

because under... You just spoiled that whole thing. No, no, no, no, this isn't a trailer. This isn't a trailer. He goes, I can't tell you the truth because if I tell you the truth, you're gonna go to the authorities because that you have to legally.

How, what an interest. Dude, so he changed him and sits down with him and forces him to get him to get better. He brings his mom down. It's not. I got to see. It's actual serial killer. This is so, it's such a good idea.

Oh, it's good. Steve Creal is a beast. Yeah, he's a beast. My girl goes, I can't, we gotta stop watching this. I go, yeah, your mind she goes, all I see is grew. My kids watch fucking this big, but he's a phenomenal actor. I go, I go, do you realize what's,

Steve Creal's from Anchorman. He has, he's from the office. He's from the. I go grew, I go, do you really? What's, you, St. Wales from Anchorman. He has, he's from the office. He's from the ground, things from the office. Yeah, Chicago, yeah. Yeah, actually, I was in LA, say, say, city, that's right, say, city. It's like, here is a ground, things. Look it up.

I think it was ground. But either way my girl is all here is grew. I'm like, oh, that's such a shame. You never watch the office. You never watch Anchorman. Like this guy's in so much shit. Yeah. He's such a good actor. Yep, he really is.

I can't wait to watch that. That's not the idea. Oh, I'm sorry. Mark, of course. You know that is because Tina Fey goes between Steve Correll and Stephen Colbert. One of them was a huge ladies man, but I'm not going to tell you which one. And he said she said it on John Stewart and he was like, either of them hopefully. Well, yeah.

And by the way, Tina Fey is a fucking amazing man. And he said she said that on John Stewart and he was like, either of them hope would. Well, yeah. And by the way, Tina Fey is a fucking amazing person. Oh my God. She's like a son. Oh my God. She was a head rider on the subway. She's astonishing. 30 rock.

Yeah. So good. Like, you're like, I get it. All of them, those steam co-beers. Steve Carell. Well, I would tell you that I wanted an audition for Ankerman before Steve Carell, anybody knew Anker, Steve Carell. Nobody knew. Yeah. And I go, I want to, well I wanted audition for Anchorman before Steve Crowe anybody new ink Steve Crowe Nobody knew yeah, and I go I want to well the office, but yeah, no the anchor man was before that

I believe a blue the probably came around at the same time, but I mean Anchorman is like 2003 or something. Yeah, it was a long it was before that cuz and Yeah, yeah, he's a thousand four. Yeah, and I'm typing typing I was 2005. I'm gonna be all my brain up the office in England though. Yeah, U was in 2004. Yeah, and then I'm typing in the office. It might bring up the office in England though. Yeah, US. March 2005. Yeah, there you go. Around the same time now.

But it was great, right? So you're right, B. So, but remember, remember when they were casting I command it was 2002. I'll probably, yeah. So I call my buddy and I go, you gotta get me in for this role, it's a sick role. The steep role, role. Yes. And I'm like, and I go, you gotta get me in for this role. It's just sick role. The steep role, always like.

And I'm like, and I'm fucking, please let me get it. I got all this stuff. And then my buddy Gavin said, Bob, I'm sorry, but he's gonna cast his buddy, whose second city guy, it's just the way the business goes. I'm like, all right, they're lost. And then I saw a steep role. Oh, he's so good.

He's so good. He's in perfect place. Well, he's better than him. Yeah, and he's just it. Dude him is the increment in Fucking Bruce Almighty. Oh, yeah, I'll be cast. He do that. Yeah, fourth round draft pick. He's a first Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not competing with that guy That's okay. I'm telling you to watch it the patient. I'm all over it. Oh, it's okay. It took wide need. Is that HBO? I watch on Hulu.

Okay, it's true. But it might be FX, but who... Locked that looks good. I was gonna say, you know what's cool about the two offices is how Karel over time made it his own character. Yeah. You know? Oh shit, it's an original.

I'm all over it. Yeah, well, you're the trailer for B. Chin, I know we can't hear you. I know you can't hear from you. I know. But the premise is I didn't give away any spoilers. Maybe let's take another little break because I'm headed to Alton West Conten. My mind is be right, bro.

My mind is be right. Me too. I'm gonna be this weekend, I'll be in the wrong. Good night, girl. Good night, let's go. Alton next week, I'm curious. How do I keep my brain up to? Dude, you need Alton.

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I'm so all over that. So one first minute, you like, serial killer, therapist, got it. Yeah. I mean, so, and then, well, five minutes, it starts with him waking up, chain to the bed and he's like, what the fuck? You're like, oh, I'm in.

You know me, I'm bald, even serial killer stuff. I'm like, oh, it's so interesting. I saw my wife, I was like, there's not a therapist in the world that can help serial killer. They don't, they don't play by the same rules, like mentally, like, there's sociopath narcissists and that part of their brain,

they don't have empathy, like- But they don't want to go to jail forever. So what they'll try to do is, if you could give them a way to satisfy the craving, they would take it so that they don't have to- Well, again, this is a spoiler. He goes, because he loves his mom. His dad was brutal.

So he loves mom. So he has him and his mom sit down. And he goes, and his mom starts crying, like, you got to help my son. Obviously, has an issue. Like, I don't have the same issue. He has, you have to help him. And so Steve Krelgo's, look at your mom, man.

Every time you have that impulse to kill somebody, think how much you're hurting your mom. He thought that would help them. I don't know. I'm at the point where I'm at. I can't. I'm like, oh, I want to find help. I can't wait too long.

I've seen it. I've seen it. You know, clearly. Otherwise, you don't have a team show. That's real compulsion. Oh my God. Imagine that you're like, told you that fucking professor who's doing a whole like the whole panel on, you know,

serial killers being sociopaths and have empathy and out of one out of 500 people have it, whatever. And he does the whole trial within the classroom. And he was, and now I'm gonna tell you, but just statistically, one out of 500, which we have 500 people in here, 501 include myself. One of you will have the characteristics of a serial killer.

So he turns out to be him. Yeah. He finds out like weeks later, like, oh, well, that's like, um, this guy, kids were like, yeah, yeah. He's always like, well, this guy loving, like, this guy Richard Walter, who came up with the essentially blueprint for how a serial killer becomes a serial killer.

I recommend reading the murder room. Have you read that? No. So he is the most prolific. He is, he is the guy who specialized in the murder room. Have you read that? No. So he is the most prolific. He is. He is the guy who specialized in sadism and lived in that very dark world. And young young FBI guys are like, I want to do this. And he goes, no, you don't. You think you do, but you don't. You'll be destroyed by it.

I can't do it. The darkness, you see? Well, he did. and he gets into that. And he solved, he's the guy who'd solve all these cold cases. And he's, Scotland Yard would bring him in to do that. We know the guy who created the term, Syraculers, John Douglas, who's the show Mind Hunters about. So they interview Charles Manson and all the big boys. But this guy, this guy, this guy was giving a speech to the FBI.

And he was giving a lecture to the FBI. He was giving a lecture, right? On how to spot a serial killer? Serial killers, how their brains work, how they become serial codes, how they, how they, once they get to a certain point, they have to keep upping the ante. Starts with animals, then they go to the other places. Yes, but they, when they finally get to a point, they'll, that's when they become cannibals. They drink blood, they don't do all this stuff. They have to consume. And it's actually always sexual in nature. It's how they get off. And as he's giving this lecture, FBI is giving a lecture, a fucking suspect walks in, a serial killer suspect found out where they were, and he comes in.

You want to see what they're doing. And as he's talking, he looks over and he goes, he stops and he says, your suspects in the fucking room, they've been working on this case and he goes, your suspects in the room. Now why was he there and they and they couldn't arrest him, they had to get him out of there. They said, get out of here. You're not authorized to be here. Now, why was he in there? Because he wanted to learn about himself. Because he was a mystery to himself. And this is exactly the same thing.

He was a fucking mystery to himself. And if you read this book, the way he breaks shit down, Scotland Yard, it's called the murder room. Look that up. In murder room. Scotland Yard. Errthroprama. Yeah, the fucking.

Scotland Yard is, you know, a Scotland Yard, it's the FBI for England. up. In murderer. Scotland. Scotland. Yeah. Scotland. Yard is, you know, a Scotland Yard is, it's the FBI for England. Do you know who they are? Uh-oh. Okay. So they're like the FBI. They're, they're, so MI6 is the CIA and, and the CIA is, that can't be right, you know,

this is the Sherlock Holmes. The murderer. That's it. Was Sherlock Holmes? It's it. Well, it's not the heirs of Sherlock Holmes. In other words, that's just theatrical, but, um, it was sure that it's it it's not the errors of Sherlock Holmes in other words that's just theatrical but um it was about sure that comes on now that's that's that's that's it right there

uh... yeah so about the father of other friends excited yes it'll play it's cool it'll play your mind but Richard Walter is the fb profile the murder room yeah it'll be you're mine. Um, yeah. So, so he he he they bring him in. They bring him in to Scotland, Yard, which is the FBI for England, you know, Scotland has they they solve all the biggest crimes. No, pick that book up for the road right now. And they, and so you can't bring an American into a bunch of British detectives who have that much experience. They're like, get this hand out of here.

Yeah. It's just how people are trying to, right? Yeah, we're better, but yeah. So this is how he, this is how he fucking, they've been working on a case for nine months. And this is how he got all of their fucking attention. There was a crime scene. The barber had his head smashed in. His dick had been cut off and thrown in the trashcan. Okay. How do you solve that problem? Who did it? Okay. So come nine months to solve the problem. Nine months. And back then I'm assuming so wasn't back then This was fairly recently this was okay, but still no DNA science like technology

No, they didn't know finger print they had to find out who had done this okay, okay, I like and so They just showed him a picture a panoramic like a picture of it of the crime scene Yeah, okay, and he stood there and stared at it for about six minutes. And he goes, oh, okay. The barber molested a kid. His hair, he was to cut. He was friends with the dad. The dad found out.

Killed him, came in, smashed his head, cut his dick off through it in the trash. That's what happened. Boom. Wow. Right on. And he goes through why he did that. And he goes through, he can look at a he goes through, he can look at a crime scene.

These guys can look at a crime scene and tell you, oh, this guy is very muscular and he has sex with women in this position. This guy has a stutter. This guy had a speech impediment. This guy works in a library. This guy will be less than a hundred miles away living with his mother in his Christ. In his basement.

Every single time he was right, because the way you commit a crime, the way you, like, this guy killed his family and he lined them up like cordwood and with their eyes pushed, like he had their faces pushed away from him, he didn't want them looking at him. This guy will be living with his mother

and he's delivering pizzas. How do you know that? A thousand different tales. When you commit a crime, you leave a thing right. We're set a skill. It's such a set of skill. Well, me and Mark are talking about it. It'll pull your fucking mind.

I'm buying the book. I'm going here, going to Barnesville, buying the book so I have it for the, I fly it at 5 a.m. tomorrow. That's so fun. I'm going to be able to. There's no direct flight. Well, Daddy's on his way to,

Raleigh, I think I have a similar flight. Dude. Oh, well, apples in, you gotta take 15 points. We've got 5.30, so I fly, I leave it at 5 you got a five thirty so I fly I leave it five thirty a And that means I give it three when we get sick from that so I get up at three leave the house by three thirty As three forty five flight leaves up five thirty. I didn't know they leave that Sleep in my house and in my brother books that I'm like five thirty. What else you gonna do my house? I'm ten minutes away nightmare Yeah, Brennan. Sleep at Brian's house.

I'm 10 minutes away. It'd be easier for you. I don't mind you waking up early. Here's the thing. Honestly, with no truck, cause there's no truck, I like leaving early rather than late. There's no traffic. I do the important 20 minutes.

So Daddy would do this. Daddy would fly to Chicago. Ren at car and drive and I would drive. Three hour drive. Or you can fly to Chicago and then take a puddle jumper. That's like 40 minutes to apple tin. That's what you'll do. Or a three hour drive. That hour drive. Or you can fly to Chicago and then take a puddle jumper. That's like 40 minutes to Appleton. That's what you're doing. Or a three hour drive.

That's what we're doing. Yeah. Sorry. So you come on out Appleton. Probably North Carolina. I got a direct flight. But then next week, Daddy's in Ontario, so I get to sleep in my bed. Now that drive, you'd rather take a five a.m. flight in a puddle jumper than sit in that traffic

on tier. Hey, for a helicopter. That's where I wish I had the money. Uber chopper. I would. Oh, my gosh. Well, you're not playing on tier. I already have that money.

No, I'll be in San Jose, California, the weekend after that. I'll drive. That's a great question. The man's a close friend. He's my boy. He's English. Good man. He's English.

Yeah. So whenever Joshua fights, could he got break it down for me? He's the only guy who will leave a 10 minute voice knowing why Joshua won't beat is English. Good man. Yes, so whenever Joshua fights it, could he got break it down for me? He's the only guy who will leave a 10 minute voice knowing why Joshua won't beat Usic. He's like, no, you're wrong, okay? So does Usic have a chance against while Fury?

Yeah, he's so good. For sure. Yeah, his fundamentals are stupid. Stupid. How about this dude this weekend is Nate Diaz, Hamzot. That's Saturday. And they have 21st and verse the leech, Jingling. Damn, 21st and 172. I don't like they did. So there's two mismatches on this card and those are the mismatches. So then this is talking if you're a draft Kings fan. So mismatches mean for better,

you have two big dogs. You have Hamzat who start off as a minus 2400. He's down to minus 117, something like that, 117, 775 now I think. But why is he, why is he, because an idea is more famous. That's how betting in MMA goes. So real bettors will tell you, don't bet on MMA. They don't make them on MMA,

cause Chameleon is to lose. They bet on NFL, NBA don't make their money. MMA is Chameleon ways to lose. Okay. They bet on NFL NBA, you know, MLB hockey. Really MLB is the best for betting. Right. Because they're professionals and they, there's no, there's not that many ways to lose. But in fighting, hey, Nadeus could, damn, he's minus 10.50 now. That's the power of the Nadeus fan base. And Nadeus fan base.

Because people like, I'm right or die with that guy. Well, it's the most popular guy is going to get base and Niktias fan base. Because people like I'm right or die with that guy. Well, it's the most popular guy is going to get movement. So they set those lines to get movement. So you have homes, so Niktias a plus up 100. And Lee is fighting song. Not on this card. That's a waste for now.

That's a tough fight for court. But yeah, yeah, a song. Oh my God. Chinese savage. Yeah, he's he's artifice created in lab. He looks like fucking Justin Bieber, but Chinese. Lee, Jingling, is he the one who comes out, took that?

Yeah, his savage. So for, yeah, he's had bigger in the chin. So they're both like rockwilers. So for, Tony Ferris and the first fight, one, seven, they go, all right, here's Jingling. Here's the leech, like, what? Get needs a win, what are we doing here, dude? Why is that?

Kevin Holland, Daniel Rodriguez, I think best find the card, Stalistically, and but it's at a catch rate of 180. Okay, but Daniel Rodriguez hands, he's a fucking, Kevin's just such a crazy athlete, but I don't know, man.

I wouldn't just say Kevin's an athlete, he can't even fight. Yeah, he can fight, he can fight his ass, I'm saying. But, but that guy Daniel Rodriguez, he can fight. Fight his ass, I'm saying. But that guy can't even do this. He can fight. He can bang. He can fucking bang. And his, his, his, his, Kevin's like real flashy.

Like he does a lot of cool stuff, but but Daniels. No, Kevin can fight it. Yes, he can fight. He's not flashy. Kevin's fun of metals or fuck. I got, I got, I think I got Daniel Rodriguez in that fight. He's a dog, yeah, he's a, yeah, I mean, Kevin's gonna fight the R.

Fuckin' time. Now Kevin, I'm sure, I mean, Kevin's gonna fight the RAD. Fucking time. Now Kevin, I'm sure he's been working on his wrestling, but that's always. One day, okay. Now, Daniel Rodriguez in the wrestling, this is gonna be a bang. I think it's five the night. You think they stand, they stand and just bang.

Oh yeah. If he goes down, it'll be because Kevin Holland shoots. But yeah, Hamza, Nate Diaz, and Nate Diaz did a sit down like our interview with Brad Okamoto. It's interesting, because you know, in that interview, you can tell he doesn't like the attention stuff like that. And you're just talking about how the games change,

how you know, guys before, he was like, you see like BJ Penn or, you know, Hoy's Gracie in the airport in the mall, how they're superstars they shut it down he's like at the end he's like champs now he's just doing you know they're working for the man they're doing whatever moves make them the most money he's like I don't work like that so I don't believe in belts and believe in their win lost system you know oh it's cool guy very old school let me ask you this. The game just doesn't, like, the game's passed that native, you know, 10 years ago, as

far as, you know, just being a tough guy, it's tough. Let me ask you a, um, yeah, you know, Tony's taken some bad head damage, right? Terrible, Justin Gachi and Tony's also been doing for a hot second. One nine straight was supposed to fight, could could be even, just never came before, it's such a bummer. Because he was the best one to fight. When did he fight Chandler? When did he get knocked out?

How long ago was that? That's his last fight. February? Is that right, Jim? I'll look it around. Now they just announced Chandler doesn't pour you today. That just got enough. May 7th.

What does April feel very, so yeah, so May 7th, yeah. That's a bit, so he's lost four in a row. It's only four months later, I don't know. I know, I'm not a fan of it, but he's lost four in a row. To be fair though, at 55, so he lost a Gachi, he lost a Charles Leveril, it's a decision, lost a Deer Use Killer and the Macklechit. So he lost a who's literally one through five,

or one through four at one fifty five. They should have stopped that fucking Justin Gagey fight. There's tough men. But before that, look at the run he was on, dude. Not so, not so. One of the best runs of ever. You almost forgot. You'll see those, thanks for all the fights, man.

You're fun to watch. You're going to 70. Here's a, you know, top 15 guy. He's like, what? Even when they do it, it's like, oh, you want to leave. All right, you're going to watch walk through Chetchnin, fucking fire. I guess he's, he looked great against Chandler, like in the first before he got knocked out. Yeah, he looked fantastic. Till he gets clipped, you know, and then with hop, like, and they did say, I think he

was, I didn't ask for this fucking fight. Because I don't want this. I said that. Yeah, he was, I didn't ask for this. He was, you have seen said I asked for this, I didn't ask for this fucking fight. I don't want this fight. Yeah, he was I didn't ask for this because you see said I asked for this fucking fight He used well off fight anyone. I'm give a fuck what you guys throw you're like kudos to you brother Now he goes he goes is the pressures on him. He's such as badass. He's nice big bag of badass Yes to finish me. He's like the pressure on him and he's a hundred percent right It's just it to me with the you see it's just not the way to do it. It's not the way you get you pay tribute to these guys I think it's awful. I think it's U.S. It's just not the way to do it. It's not the way you get you pay tribute to these guys

I think it sucks. I think it's awful. I mean, they do it. It makes no sense in any capacity If you use the UFC brass you're sitting around doing matchups. I would love to hear how you explain a Nate Diaz is one one fight in six's a raging, surging superstar at 170. It's like, it's, it's, it's, why it seems like the worst, it seems like the biggest fuck you. But, but I'm sorry, you actually, it actually sounds, it's dangerous. It's dangerous.

Yeah, it's like, you're, here, I'll tell you what, your contract's up, we're gonna, we're gonna give you the toughest, baddest motherfucker who's also huge and he's, he can really, really hurt. It's not fair. We're gonna do fair. And I know life doesn't fair, but it's like, dude, come on man, here's my problem.

It's obviously Danes around by yes man. How does somebody not raise a hand here? Come on Danes, that's saying right dude, come on. Give somebody. The most beloved fighter, one of the most beloved fighters ever in the US. But how does nobody in Danes ago, hold on, I just got a question.

And I get the match up. In what capacity do we think that Nate A deserves to fight Hamzaat? B, it does anything for Hamzaat if he beats him. Like, let's say the odd makers are right. And the minus 2,200 guy goes in the mobs of Florida. Nate, what's this do from? So Hamzaat's expected to destroy this young man at his age all the things he's done for you. See so if Homs I go and destroy them. I'm sorry. What do we do with them next? What's this do for Homs?

What's this do for Nate? Now to me and I'll go Dan it to me real quick. Don't find me to me. It looks like you're just trying to diminish the value of Nate deals for his leaves. Am I right on that? Dan he was yeah, I go all right, then you're doing it. That's the plan, you're doing it. Put some real bad taste in my mouth.

If I'm the commission, I go. If I'm the commission, I go, every fighter feel like complete shit. If I'm the commission, no, no, we're not doing that. What do you talk with that? It's the biggest fuck you to Nate, I think. I don't, I just thought what, I don't get the benefit of it. Well, Dana said that Nate asked for it.

No, Nate came out and goes, I did not ask for this fight. I don't give a fuck off, I didn't get the benefit of it. Well, Dana said that Nate asked for it. No, Nate came out and goes, I did not ask for this fight. I don't give a fuck off fighting, but I didn't ask for this. I've asked for 10 other people that gave him me fuck it. If this is what I have to do to get on my contract, let's do it. I'm not scared, he gives all the pressures on him.

That's punishing somebody. The worst way possible. The worst way possible. Think about it. Oh, you wanna be a fighter? It's actually saying this, watch this. So, I mean, this is literally what it is. I want I want more money. I want more money. Okay cool I'm gonna I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you

That's kind of what it's judged in and you're gonna get you probably get savage We'll some more brain damage and and here's the problem It's not like and this I'm not throwing shade on Tony first And it's not like if Tony gets clipped by the leech, they're gonna stop the fight. Nate's so tough and his chin's so good. I know. This fight is set up for him to take punishment. That's right.

Nate's not gonna be entertained. And you when you say Chetchin and Fire, it's probably the best way to describe it. It is Chetchin and Fire. To me, it's mad. And you know he's gonna fight him. You know Nate's gonna fight him cuz Nate's a part now We're now to be feared the fan base the hard cores and just the general fans that went well

This makes no sense. Why are you giving Nate this fight? So Dana got a bunch of flacking is no no Nate asked for this First thing Nate said in the interview. I don't ask for this. Did you did you talk to Rogan about this? no No, no, no, I you I, you know, I'm because... It's Rogan said anything about it. He's excited about it. Here's the thing to be. Yeah.

I wouldn't put Rogan in that position because he works with you since. So I, it's not that I'm not Lucy Goose, you know what I mean, close Rogan arc, but I can take this away with it, but I'm not gonna put him in a position where I'm gonna put him in a corner where he has to defend that fight,

because you know what? There's no defending that fight Yeah, and I have all the ammunition I agree with I can light who you who you sit me in front of Dana Sit me in front of Hamzat's manager. I will destroy you on tell me that this is a fair fight destroy you So I wouldn't do that to grow look just in case you was like Nate has zero percent chance You know these are all guys who are like, and it's no dison Nate. I don't think you're gonna get a different weight class

in that. Hold on, I don't think he has zero percent chance. You're dealing with a Nate, that's good. I'm just telling you what Justin and his, and that's fine. Now listen, if we're in reality, if we're living in a normal world, it's MMA, so anything can happen.

If we're living in a normal world, and I was, so anything can happen. If we're living in a normal world, and I was talking to our boy, Jesse, today about it, Jesse, Jesse, I'm fired, you know, great MMA, mine. He was asking me, so what is legit? Watch this interview, one of the best interviews I've seen, I watched it, am I okay? And he was seriously, dude, if you're in a bad mood,

what odds would you give it? He was 10 to 1 5 to 1 I said in all honesty if homzot has learned from the Gilbert fight where he just fought like a dumbass and still won the number Two guy in the world at welterweight if everything's normal and homzots in the right frame of mind And his camp and he's learned from that Gilbert fight 50 to 1 50 to 1 50 to 1 fucking odds dude. That's how you want to repay the guy. Now will this fight do well and so? Yeah absolutely. Should Nate DS fans support it? Do what Nate

DS get paid right? He gets a part of the paper view so yeah I probably should. Yeah. But a part of me goes, uh, let's show Didn't have the system right don't buy the fight It's the only way is Nate is Nate done after this this he got I think so he think he has another you know I'm a man. I think box and Jake will fight Jake Paul He's making money Mm-hmm, but at certain time the Nate's on materialistic guy, he's not a money-driven guy, he wants to pay what he's worth,

but he's not an economic record, he's not on yachts and doing that shit, this type of thing. He stays in stocked in, so I like to market up there as a fucking boom, and so he's fine. He's not a money-driven guy, he wants what he's paid, but I don't feel good about it, I don't feel good about promoting, I don't feel good about, it's just not... I don't think anybody does. I don't feel good about it. I don't feel good about promoting. I don't feel good about you know It's just not I don't think anybody does I don't think anybody does why I think they was doing damage control

I was like oh he asked for this fight. It's an idea dude. He could win this for people saying they don't have a chance It's like you know what you're doing Hey, hey, hey, hey stop stop stop stop stop you know what you're doing and then all the fucking though You know the people that and remember the UFC controls who's allowed to ask questions, right? That's all predetermined. You know this, right? Oh yeah, it's all predetermined.

So if you're gonna fight against the UFC, you're not invited to dance. That's why Ariel can't be in there, certain people can't be in there. Really? Oh, you don't get credentials, Bubba. Oh wow. Yeah, so, you're only if you play ball,

you're allowed to be in that press conference ask questions. So everyone's playing the game. Everyone's gonna sugar code and go, this is a good fight. So they can kick people out and they can, excuse me? Okay. Yeah, you don't get credentials to get in there. They can verify the pool.

Yes. So everyone in there, they're a very well run company and they're making a lot of money. Sure. Most money they've ever made. Every year's the most money. So, who am I to criticize them? I'm just saying from a Ethics standpoint this ain't right And everybody in that room should be ashamed of themselves

Why I everybody in that room in that press conference should be ashamed with no no You don't have the balls to go Dana come on dude. I know you say as for this fight You came out on record say to ask for this fight. Why would you do this? What's the real reason behind this? Now you know, and I know this, for fact, you know when I think Gilbert Melenas was fighting, they were at a club, so just so you know, so when you get to the ultimate fighter, when you get out of the house,

Dana takes you to a nightclub. They go, hey guys, great season, we're gonna go to nightclub, so you're gonna go to Vegas nightclub. Is everybody goes? Who is that? Everyone goes. The whole house goes. They pay for everything you have.

Tables. Everyone. We all go because the lemonade, the lemonade fighters can't leave, right? So it's still in the house, so everyone goes. So they invite you to this nightclub. And then they give you money and take your experiment right now, right? I'll never forget it. I'm gonna grace nights of my life.

But so Nate is on, I forget what season,'s in, but he's a coach, I think Gilbert Melendez, whatever. And so they invite everybody to that nightclub. Nate shows up. Dan is there and he's drinking. And Dana goes, what's he's something like? What's up, mother fucker? Tonight. Diaz. Now I know from dealing with Nate, you can't talk to Nate like that. It's not going to go well. So Dan goes, what's up, mother fucker? He's been drinking. And then he goes, what the fuck is up is you need to pay me what I'm worth in his face because you need to pay me what I'm worth. And Dan goes, what the fuck you talking about? And he goes, I need big name fights

and you pay me what I'm fucking worth. Get in his face and then to be separated because Nate was gonna twist his fucking neck off. So, so the legend of Nate Diaz, I don't know if that story's out there, but the legend of Nate Diaz and why you love him is because of that. That's why you never hear me talk about Nate. He fights for the fighters. And you know, the only reason, so when the UFC kept coming back to him, reassigned with this, reassigned with this. Nope, nope, I'm out, nope, I'm a fight Jake Paul, I do my thing, nope, nope, nope.

And then finally Nate goes, wow, these motherfuckers aren't playing. And he goes, it seems like we can get away with a lot. And his manager goes, yeah, you probably can. Ask for whatever you want. He goes, tell me a sign all 10 of my teammates to the UFC. If he signs all 10 of them, I'll keep fighting. I'll resign with. But he has signed all 10 of my guys that train with to the UFC.

And they come back, go, all right, we'll put this guy in the ultimate fight, put this guy in the contention, he goes, no, no, no, no, no. If you give him UFC contracts, UFC goes, we're not gonna do that. It's not not resigning. But he is willing to sacrifice his own future, the Jake Paul payday, all the shit in order for all 10 of his teammates to be in the UFC.

Damn. That's why you should root for Nate Diaz. He's fighting the man. He's fighting the man. And here's the thing. He's fighting the man. And the bum the man. And here's the thing. He's fighting the man. And the bummer is he's not winning. Because he, he ever win when you fight the man. Very rarely. I can't name one. And if you ask Tyrone Woodley, he goes, I wish I never

fought the man. It never worked out for me. I'd fight, say all the stuff. They discipline me in ways that I didn't even imagine. They may try to do media. I didn't get my my narrative out there. They may they suppressed everything I did. And it sacrificed sponsorships everything. Runa, Runa. So that's why you should cheer for Nate Diaz this weekend. He's fighting the man in the chance. Not only do you find the man, but I give him 50 to one odds. There can be a worse matchup in the fucking world for this man. If you want to see him. I would give him better odds against Francis

and Gano. How about that? Huh. Because at least he can rest a lot. Yes. Just Francis will have Jiu-Jitsu. At least he could pull off something. Homs, I can do it all dude.

It's so fucked up. But the region should root for him. It's the reasons I just gave you. That's why he should root for an idea. He's fighting the man dude. And odds are it's not going to go his way. Most like it's not going to he's going to get absolutely annihilated but he's dying on his shield. That's why you root for an ad is that's why we love an ad is he's not he's not playing the game to his point and what he did in the

bread ochre model interview. He's not this guy wants to be a double champ and make all this money and be the face of the UFC. He didn't give a fuck about that. He's the anti-man. But that comes with a heavy, heavy price. That price is a chechnine, via Sweden, motherfucker. You know, one of the best towns we've ever seen and there can be a worse match up for an eight years.

But I love Hampton. Nobody's on his jet chain nuts more than me. I was sucking off. I love that dude. I think he's the future of the UFC. I think it'd be chambered 70 85 and 205 eventually. Really? But I'm not rooting for him this Saturday.

And it's not his fault. It gives his fourth to root against one of my favorite fighters. And the ideas to be completely honest isn't one of my favorite fighters. And the idea is to be completely honest, isn't one of my favorite fighters. I don't find that intent, I don't like the antics, all that shit. But I do like when a guy fights the fucking man. Well Nate, Nate, to me and Nick,

I felt the same way. The Diaz brothers, there's a purity to them. And that purity is that they are about fighting only. They weren't about business, they weren't about, they were real, they're just dying the whole fighters. They're fighters before their athletes, they're fighters before their businessmen, they're fighters.

But you know what the shame about? That's a bit of an interrupt to be, but you know what the shame in all that is? Is when they're done, man. They have nothing to show for it. Because what we're learning and why you're seeing athletes, parlay stuff, even while they're current in their careers, because they know it's a short window.

Because when you get done with the especially in the UFC, NFL MLB, NBA, even though you make more money than God, and if guaranteed money, especially in the NFL's not all guaranteed, but you're seeing bigger guarantees than ever. They're taking a page of the NBA MLB book. So Russell Wilson just resigned a deal with the Broncos. He's guaranteed like whatever, $265 million. They're taking a page of the MLB book. So Russell Wilson just resigned a deal with the Broncos. He's guaranteed like whatever, $265 million.

Patching my home's biggest guarantee of all time. So these guys are smart, dude. They're going, now hold on. They have the players union. So they're going, no, hold on. These other leagues are doing guarantees. We want guarantees up front now. We're not taking the, oh, if you play this,

those might touch the fuck you. Fuck you. I ain't get injured. Guarantee me money and they're doing it now. So, but do you see, we're so far from this. So, for Nadez, as much as we love what him and his brother stand for, fighting the man, that story on 14 does not end well.

He might be an exception because he's so romantic in people's hearts. Like, exceptions as far as... Sponsorship. Monetizations. Yes. How he doesn't, how him and his brother because he's so romantic in people's hearts. Like, exception as far as... A sponsorship. Monetizations. Yes. How he doesn't, how him and his brother don't have their own weed business is beyond me.

Talk to friends. It would sell all the fucking money and I have the connections for you guys. But still, so let's, so, but that's what. Don't have their own weed business. No, no, no. But that, I'm sure they've done like strains. What, fuck a strain, dude.

You should be Mike Tyson has his own weed and has a felony. You guys are good. You can should be Mike Tyson has own weed and has a felony. You guys are good. You can own Mike Tyson doesn't own his own weed company. You can't be a felon own a weed company. You know this? So he's an employee of that. The Diaz brothers don't have felonies.

They could be the sole owners and the amount of people that would back them and fund that is unbelievable. I know people that would fund them right now. They'd make all the money in the world. But because they're the Diaz brothers they're not thinking like that and unfortunately hey somebody send this to the Diaz brothers and unfortunately because they don't think like that you know 10 years from now that road does not end well dude let's go guys Diaz brothers

it's a blessing and occurs talk to the bless and occurs you know yeah it's a curse and a bless like the blessing is we all love them, but we're not paying their bills in 10 years. When CT sets in from all the damage, and you're out of your fucking mind, if you don't think those guys have CT in 10 years, you're out of your mind. Most people do that, come from there. I'm sure I have a splash of it. I haven't seen it.

I was going to tell you about that. Actually, let's talk about that for a second because I was thinking about that loud and clear the other day and you played football for 13 years long back and yeah, and Play football I've started playing tackle football on a six or six to Some play football on us 24 CTs at the forefront of your mind a lot of people don't realize not it It's not the forefront of my anything because I can't control control it Yeah, but you it's a thing I joke about it, but I'm I'm not concerned about it But you're probably sure you have it and a lot of people do I actually was thinking about this the other day because I was

Listening to you talk and I was listening to the things you were saying and then I was thinking about the podcast We do with Rogan for four and a half hours. And then we hung out and you were really tired? I wasn't tired, I was upset B. And no, I don't get tired. At the end of the night, when we were both, we got back home tired. We were told you're on a exhausting day. Yeah, we were both exhausted.

We both tried to get a drink, I was like, dude, I'm fucking exhausted. What I'm trying to say is that you're, like that would be when you'd start to see some stuff. And I've seen CTA on some people, right? And I don't think, I don't think you have any of it, and I'm a doctor.

So you're welcome. I am, it might rear, it's ugly. Well, no, I'm just telling you, when I have conversations about strategy and we talk about things, and we talk about, and I watch the way you're, you know, a lot of times you can hear it in slurs, like you had a speech impediment.

I've had that since I was a kid. I know that. So I'm paying it, like I was looking at old shit that we did and I was now looking at this. It's not though. It's not. You speak actually more clearly because you were aware of it. More clearly not because I came aware of it because I talked for a living.

That's what I'm saying. So if anything has gotten better and that's not what happens a lot of times. So it's interesting because you have, you know, it's very interesting that you've done so much sports and we were at a table with a bunch of black belts and jujitsu and other things. Everybody's injured, everybody's injured. And they've done a fraction of the amount

of physical shit he's done and he doesn't have any injuries. No need. No back. No neck, no elbow. You know why I love me? Because to them, that to them, maybe whatever, Jitsu's life, but it's not, it's not paying their bills. I did as a professional, but even if I wasn't a professional

athlete for a number of years, I've been in gyms since I was five years old. My dad took me in gym and I was five. So the gym is my life. You might have a very sturdy body. Gyms my life, my dad's never injured. My brother's never injured. Strong.

But we grew up, like Mark knows, this like, I just, you know, I've built this by myself. You never stop working out. You never stop working out. Never. But also to the point of CT, I don't know if Mark realizes, my brother will know this. Every time I get off stage, every single time I do over an hour of standup,

I look at my brother and Mark go CT my ass and walk in the... Are you two? Every single time. Come on baby. What's up daddy? But also you gotta remember a lot of these guys, they stop reading, they stop doing,

like they stop firing those nerves in the... What are you gonna stop stealing jokes? Yeah, right exactly. I'm gonna piss out of my dick. I'm dying. Are you dying? I'm dying. Are you dying? I'm dying. I'm gonna pee.

I'm sorry. How was the Malibu chili cookoff? Oh, we don't see any celebrities. See any celebrities? The TMZ was there all over me. But my dad, my entire dad, who are they? I'm like, they just want to picture your dad, dude. Be cool.

I was like, just keep moving, too. Don't stop. He's like, who are you guys? I'm like, no, don't do that. Just keep going. Now your boy, your boy, Dude Boston looks just like his brother when he was younger. They were just like, oh my God.

And my little mini-mise. So, they call them stuffy, stuff toys. So we walk in, you know how it is, you've been there. There's all those carnival games with the stuff toys So T goes down. Let's get stuff toys. I'm like well, you just can't buy him. He was a spy something I know you got a winup So he goes let's cycle on rides just get the stuff toys. I'm like god damn it But your boy was on I went four for four I went four before you see the big one

He did that is not easy. Oh Big one. I think he's eating. That is not easy. Oh, he's eating. But it's so hot. Oh, I'm sweating. I'm dripping off my nose. Like put the volume on him.

I see, do you think it's fair that because you're so small after you've gone all the way to the right, I don't fit on it. You think that's fair? He was, yeah. I think that's good buzz. Oh, okay, I can't feel my legs. I'm in this. I know exactly where I'm in this I know exactly what And the guy goes around like

Dr. Duh was he's thinking of fit. I'm like, oh, can you ride by himself? He's absolutely not I go, well, it doesn't matter then I'll force myself to fit it doesn't matter And then we're on the swings, you know, the swing thing that flips like those Swips around. I thought you had to like, I couldn't get the, mine was broke, so I couldn't lift the like strap up. So I was like, oh, you got to jump into it. So I go Boston back up in the swing. They'll back up, do dance, gonna jump in,

and I'll pick you up. And he goes, okay, Papa, he doesn't go enough. I go, do back up, I'm gonna jump in. If it swings, you're gonna get fucking hit. It was okay, Papa. So I'm like, folks, all right, I go to jump in. Of course,'re in it fucking hit. It was okay, Papa. So I'm like folks I go to jump in of course it swings boom right in the face He's crying like guys people are looking at me. I'm like, ooh, I tell Boston. Oh, dude He's so loud. I go bro. You have got to quit crying. I want happy Boston

I hope if you don't stop crying we're not going on the right It's he was no I want to go. I want you on the right. I'm like, that's what I thought Who is the cow? Is that Katy Perry you're hugging? No, that's freaking Laura I wish I didn't pay right? Hey page like for a food truck. She's not fight. Who is that now? Well, Laura Sanca. Go ahead and play that all right The future of UFC commentary. You know her Brian is an absolute superstar on Dana White's contender series It's Laura Sanca. We floor all all the way from Kansas City to F either. She was a fighter.

She was on this route. She's a food truck down. She had three fights. We're dating, Brian. I love it, she was. She's good too. Oh, she is. So the Zolries I had her on.

I mean, I see she's a gorgeous girl, but. She's so talented. Oh, you're flying out of me. And we're just like the most. Aren't you seeing the stars? I hear some easy. Easy. but so talented Son that boys that suplex she That's so cool. She's so dope. She's so dad her job. She's like wife in material. Oh She's headed she's a unicorn. No, she's a unicorn. I've watched her, I was watching her, I'm like, who is this? Who is this gal?

Cause you know me, unless you really know, fighting, I don't love the talk fighting. But so I figured, you know, she knows, fighting with a job, like, you know, I've interviewed before when we got Fox, I'm the NFL girls who worked, don't really know football, right? And I'm like, okay, you're just a pretty face.

Dude, she knows her. Yeah, she fought. Yeah. When you bring it up, you're just a pretty face dude. She knows her She fought you bring it up. You're like, oh my god. That's why I told her you're a unicorn Mm-hmm. She's like, oh, I love it Now if you see them pay more you know like the NFL everybody's gonna come calling She's like, I don't care. All I care about is fighting all I know is right. Yeah, she's no she's such a badass She's about us super stuff So she's in this thing because she was fighting got pregnant And was like well, I can't become champ if I'm pregnant because I got a decade my life to my kid I don't want to be you know because she's like you know fighting like it's gonna take you that's all you have to care about

She gave up her fighting career and then she just sit around the house and then the Invicta, which is a female league the biggest female league then Victor lady who owns it, called her goes, hey, can you interview? She goes, I've never been on a camera, I've never interviewed anybody. They will, we feel like you have the look for it, you'll feel it out. She's so, she's started like that.

A natural beast. And then, Dana White Contenders Series starts, she's on there, she's the first female ever to do play by play, play, play, commentating for professional UFC fight, crushes it there. So now the next step for her and the UFC, they're god they need to do it,

is get her as on a paper view or a fight now. And she should get there. She's such a savage. And just a good person. Well, she fought, you know, also that's a huge thing, like maybe she's a fighter. She still trains her to stay. That's a lot, yeah. Trains all the time. There you go. Crazy shape. Oh, she's like, know, also that's a huge thing like you may be still trying to stay that's a lot Yeah, it's all the time. There you go crazy shape

Oh, she's like I'm out of shape. I think you have a way to waste is like this big. Oh, she's you know, come on Yeah, she's so dope too such a good person. Yeah, she's really cool to talk to that's us hugging Brian be cool, the training right there Yeah, she does tugging, Brian. Because it'd be cool. The bird training right there. Oh, it's her. This is her. She talks about it to you. She wants to make sure she puts training videos in there as well because so people know that she's not just like a

progiette. She's fucking legit. I'm a huge fan. And she's, she has like a farm or something, right? She works, she lives on a farm. Yeah. Which is dope. The one of her running, she, what is that? Running over there? Oh, here? She's sweaty. You on a farm. Yeah. Body dog. The one for running, she and what is that?

Running over there? Oh, yeah, and she's sweaty. Yeah, she's got a little more. All right, fine, let's see if there's music. Five and a half miles, Sunday run is usual. Different day. So I'm gonna continue being a bit of it. Yeah.

Yeah, she's, yeah. Yeah. She's stunning. Yeah, she's great. And she's awesome at her job. She's like freaking so. Oh, she's so, she's going to be's stunning. Yeah, she's great. And she's awesome at her job. She's like freaking awesome. So she's going to be the first, like, when she takes over, like, one of these desks spots

at the commentating thing. Like, like, Dana called her the Ronda Rousey of commentating. Like, she's a girl who's gonna set the path for all females. Like, little girls are gonna grow up looking up to Laura Sanco, like, she's such a beast. She's so good at her job. And you call her the hoist gracy, basically. I said, Juan, they keep saying you're running around,

you're hoist gracy. Yeah, yeah. You're the first first. Yep. She's incredible. Yeah, it's a fun food truck, too. Ooh, we got big food truck next week, baby. Can you say?

Mm, I won't yet. I hate an ounce and early. You never know, shit happens. You never know. You can't, you never know. Who knows? A ounce and early. You never know shit happens. You never know. You never know. You never know. Who knows? A fucking nuclear bomb. That's never too late. Putin has a heart attack and wants you to new get canceled.

The food costs. But I'll tell you what, it's never late too late for it. It's never too late to watch Man Tears, guys. Yes. Oh my god. Now, Man Tears. Blind cow on YouTube. And so you enjoyed it, right?

I'm kidding. Enjoy what? It's special? Yeah. Yeah. I'm on these my boys. I've been waiting, I've been wanting to watch it, like maybe on my phone or something like that. I'm waiting until Lana can watch it with me

on the big screen. I think you know how to weak, that's all right. She also loves your comedy. That's what you last time we saw you live, she was like screaming to the point of embarrassing me. I'm like, I got some good reviews, I have to say some. But you know, now I gotta start all over again. I'm trying to write

Push no wheel up a hill pushing wheels up a hill painting. That's never done You're gonna see a lot of new stuff San Jose and Raleigh and fucking Spacan and Tacoma. Let's go nothing one week after another Oh, dude. I'm on the road every week every September my grandma went you're on the road every week I'm gonna pass away and then we're gonna do the memorial on your only weekend off. So you're gonna come to Denver during your only weekend off

and went, say last gramma. I'm flying out there. There it is. Yeah, yeah. Apple 10 first, then Ontario. And it where you want to shoot a special, it nothing drives me more nuts. When a comic shoots a special and they go on tour

and they still do bits from the special. How dare you? Now, if you're Jerry Seinfeld or Jay Leno who don't shoot specials, well, Jerry Seinfeld has the same special twice you're released, but they don't believe in specials. It's like, I talked to Jay Leno in person at the car show, all it seemed they're all the time, the one they canceled, these suck malibu cafe.

But Jay Leno goes, yeah, I don't believe in it. the car show all it seemed they're all time the one they canceled the sock malibu cafe, but they J. Lennon goes, yeah, I don't believe in it. I never thought you never wanted to do a special here's no, no, he was when you go see Aerosmith, right he's older, I was like, I'd never go to Aerosmith. When you go see Aerosmith, do you want to see them do new songs? No, suck you see it. You want to see the classics. I don't agree with him at all, but that's okay. That's kind of like the analogy. And then Jay Leno goes, look at my bank account. Shut your phone. He doesn't need to.

Fair points, or like, Aerosmith also released albums. You know what I mean? But you know, he was never a guy. I looked up to him comedically, but that's okay. Oh, he was a beast though. So Jay Leno was the guy for the comedy story. Remember, the comedy story, if you played the comedy story, you couldn't play the improv.

He was like, no, no, I'm doing whatever I want. He's such a savage. They couldn't tell him that. And when the comics went on strike, he was like the main guy, like he was a beast back in the day. But I get what you're saying, especially. It's a good rules for him, right? Successful guy.

Good guy. Super successful. Yeah, good guy. You know, you should never spend the dime, a dime from the money that makes for the tonight show. Yeah, never. That annoys me, but yeah. Well, I mean, but it's like, oh, but you make a hundred million to stand up. Yeah. You couldn't spend that money. I'm just using this giant pile of money and saving this other giant pile of money for later. I don't know, I'm like, what do you do with all that money?

You look for donations, I have a go fund. You do? I don't, but I'll start one up if you're gonna donate. A 10-mail so I can chill out. Let's go to current events, chin. Watch this, watch this. Oh, it got me, I just saw it, it got me distracted. We'll just chill my nuts, we're hanging out. Yes, fuck it.

Dude, that reminds me, depth shot of Denver Post, you ever seen that article of the guy who's house burnt down and he's on the, and so on, just missed it, just, you know, things happen. He's in short, gene shorts, and he's sitting on like a fucking note carton, because house burned out by him is nuts, we're hanging out. I sure have, it's like, we saw it on the show.

It's like you couldn't have gotten any worse for the man. And then someone run in the paper, puts one on the front post and is nutzer hangin' on. Sure, that's a dead baby bird. Oh no, that's your nuts. It's like, sir, we're so sorry, House Burnett down, but real quick, you might not be making the laughing stock of America by putting you

damn it. Sitting here, sad. Oh, you got put in Denver, Jim. You have been put in Denver, Jim. It's Denver. Yeah, it's Denver Post. I mean, we've done this before. Listen, dude, we've done so many fucking shows. Just give us a guess.

I didn't see this. Denver Post, man's nuts hanging out front cover. Denver Post, man's nuts hanging out. There it is. What? You got it, go ahead. But you got popped up. Maybe I remember this unfortunate guy.

My story was nuts. There you go. He sees balls to the left. He has balls. Dude, sorry. Sorry, bro. Sorry, man. Oh, I got it.

It was actually Rocky Mountain. Rocky Mountain News. There's his balls. Resist return. He's just his nuts. He's all god damn it, dude Well, does not have underrues on you know, there was a picture where it shows it showed it more Yeah, I saw before Now funny that somebody got fired anyways

You mentioned just my nuts right here right now YouTube be all of be all over this. Just, just our heavy root. Oh, this little thing. Oops. Your shorts are so short, dude. I know. They're so short. Short one, what are you like? What's all I do, dude?

You would too if you had these fucking caretops. There you go. By the way, Brent, you like all this murder crazy stuff? Yeah, you gotta watch, you gotta watch, like Brian watched before. Old boy, the cream movie old boy And uh, there's subtitles. Yes, no, you like you like Squid game right

I enjoy it. So that's something like Give a shot Parasite to that person. Okay, I Saw the devil not showing you You're from a parasite. No, I have seen it Wow You know, I have seen it I guarantee just watch oh wow, I don't ask anyone about it. Just watch it dude. Don't look it up Don't Google it just watch old movies. That's a crazy good movie. It's so good. Well, you're my is on Netflix Just you got to see the Korean perhaps yeah, not the American version. No, you don't do the American version sucks. It'll play your mind actually you especially it is so insane

Oh boy trust me in sane trust you'll free Paris site. How about Paris? Yeah, they're all fuck. That's a good movie Whoo, have you know? One the one the Academy of work for have you been seen parasite? No, no No, this is one of the Academy where in Hollywood was like No, this is one of the camera where in Hollywood was like So I was like I'm out. No, it's anything Hollywood loves. I'm out But also this was a foreign feature that they're folding into the best picture category for the first time ever because there's all sorts of But it was so good and unique and so is old boy. We're I think same director. I think so yeah I don't trust anything. I don't trust anything. Hollywood. I think I've got three movies for me of all time I mean, it's it's one of the best movies ever.

You just like, you watch it and you're like, some people are so smart and talented. It's so fun. And also Brendan, you would like it because of the darkness and the humor of it. No, it's genius. It's genius. Oh, I'm sick of that.

That's what I love about it. It's genius. It's old boy. It's genius. It's actually genius. If you're not going to watch it, it's on you. No, I'll watch it. You gotta watch it.

I'll go by this book that you told me about. One thing at a time, man. Old boy, but don't look up anything. You're gonna watch it. You're gonna watch it. I'll go over and Apple's gonna watch some. God, that's not a bad idea. Make him watch that.

Yeah. Hold it, Jason. I've been to Jason. Why don't you watch it, you're gonna go. You're gonna go. Like, you can't watch five minutes of it. You're gonna be able to wait a moment. Oh.

It's so good. You know what I do on the road? I just watch the same show over and over. I watch, I watch, mine hunter over and over. Yeah, well, you gotta watch both seasons. I would watch these two movies. Yeah, and I saw the devil.

Just, I saw the devil. Too many, too many. Hey, there's only three. Now let me do Old Boy. And the boy first, because Old Boy's the oldest one. We'll go, we'll go, we'll see you in the next one.

Yeah, I know. You guys talk about it. I know there. Paris. Yeah, it's time. I'll both deep in Korean movies now. Yeah. Yeah. It's what he's gonna say. All right. All right. So the whole hairstyle thing, it's kind of weird. So you know that hair styles is I guess allegedly dating Olivia Wilder. Allegedly. I mean, oh yeah. So they've they've been caught together holding hands. Yeah. So yeah. She she's on Jason's to Dekus. Yeah, I believe it.

He served her papers during the live play. So that happened, but then during this new movie that she directed during a premiere of it, this is I'll play the video. She's gorgeous by the way. Well, she's gorgeous. I used to see her all the time. So this Chris Pine right here in the way. Well, she's he's forced I used to see her all the time So this Chris Pine right here in the middle right guy Chris Pine was he dressed like the Riddler So look again So it looks like he's he's just funny. It looks like Chris. Oh, sorry. It looks like here style Yeah, look at her style spit on Chris. Yeah pine and you can see him like stop doing it on let me see spit his god watch

Stop don't you see let me see spit his god watch Oh, he did so Chris mine like it's Chris might goes yeah, and also he's laughing of course sitting away from Just fucking round everyone's like oh drama now this is You read in general like drama You they see Harry style spit on like yeah, they're. Yeah, it looks like a spit like some gum or something. Right there. He stops. Wish you could see the gum though.

I know you can see anything. It's hilarious. I think he's funny as shit. Harry style seems like an awesome guy. That clip makes me want to cut my hair because my Chris Pine looks so much better. We're sure he does. He does.

He's got a scent to him, right? Look equally terrible. Yeah, Chris Pine for usually Chris Pine's We're sure he does. He does. He's got a scent to him, right? Look equally terrible. Yeah, usually Chris Pine's a dime piece, and I like longer hair. I see him and I'm like, that looks awful. What did he win for here for his role? No, no, this is a premiere.

That was a premiere. It's a premiere. No, they're clapping because it was a big college. But also, it's kind of like people think something happened because Chris Pine is sitting next to Olivia Wilde and then Chris is in between her stars and they will also maybe since she cheated on freaking her man before who knows if she hooked up with Chris I'm just saying this is what the internet's running wild now but then also those movies yeah I agree but his hair don't ever wear that again also you'll look like a shitty

matrix Brad Pitt with your hair like that but the the other problem is with this movie, there's so much drama around it, right? Because she met Harry Styles on set, cheated on her man there, and then also, the side of the buff walked off the movie. And she came out during the whole Me Too movie, and was like, oh, because of the allegations against Homegirl, we can't have part of this movie. And then, child above goes, no, hold on. I quit because Homegirl was a cunt. I don't want part of this movie. And then, Shia LaBuff goes, no, hold on. I quit because Homegirl was a cunt. I don't want to work with her.

And then he released a video for begging him to stay on this film. He said, I just can't work with her. I remember Shia LaBuff said something like, he just didn't want to be part of a cos of her. But then she said that she didn't like his demeanor. Yeah, she said he was difficult on set. And then he released a video,

being like, none of that happened. Yeah, and he said it was because she wasn't like his demeanor. Yeah, she said he was difficult on set. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then he released a video, being like, none of that happened. Yeah, he said it was because she wasn't given the actors enough rehearsal time for these difficult scenes that really long. It's like, you're not. She's getting too much shit for nothing. No, she's too pretty to give her that much shit.

But also maybe she's lying. She's saved for the ugly ones. She's awesome. She's also a good director. Yeah, I'm a fan of her. You don't like her, Jim? No, cause I don't like anyone that cheats on, you know. She didn't, you don't know the story.

Oh my gosh, come on, dude. You don't know the story. But you don't like anyone that cheats on you know she didn't you don't know the story oh my gosh come on You don't know they know so They're in Hollywood they never see each other literally when you're Jason Zedekas and you're her Valorant broke up they were probably everyone on set everyone set was there They broke up they were probably everyone on set everyone set was there When my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my if something was happening with him. Is the cast news? She was like, no, this is not the press. And that's why the other girl didn't, no, but that's, to be honest, to, to Jen's point to back that point up being. Come on, Brian. That other girl that Shilobuff had an issue with,

she won't promote or talk about the movie because she isn't like the way, for the longest time yet. Yeah, she, like, she showed up to a couple where like, it's so weird she won't promote the movie and she didn't really part of it because she didn't like the way Olivia Wilde handled the Jason Sudega situation.

Now, I don't even put that. Now, here's the problem. Here's the problem. I don't judge any guy or a girl who cheesed on the sniffing and other because I don't know what the fuck the details are. So like, Neil got busted cheating, right? Or, or a homeboy with Chloe Kardashian.

I don't know what the fuck happened. I have no clue what they're dealing with. Especially when kids involved, like who knows? And they could have an agreement with an open relationship or when I'm on set, you know, if I'm a different area could I insect some big black dick? I don't know what to deal with. I don't know the deal.

You can? No, I can't. We can, but I'm saying it'll live you a wild kid. I'm not buying anything the press says about this shit. I'm looking at this particular situation because. This is Hollywood bullshit. What, surprise. I'm looking at this particular situation because. This is Hollywood bullshit. What? Surprise.

I'm looking at this particular situation as a single thing because he served her papers while she's on stage because he's so bitter about what happened. No, no, no, no, no so when you serve someone you don't have any I used to be a process server. You know you have no control on the Happen I do I do I do I know exactly what I'm but wait I know when someone's on Your chin what happened was hey I'm telling you I was to take the one

No today because it wasn't like, when she's on stage, it's not how it works. I don't know. Brian, have you ever worked as a process server? I know a lot about it. I know, but I'm telling you that if you say otherwise, you're wrong. He's done it, B.

I don't give a fuck. If you say otherwise, you don't know what it makes. You're talking about. No, that doesn't work, he'll be. Yes, it does. I'm sorry, guys. When you serve, so when someone is serving, hold on. No, have doesn't work, it'll be. Yes, it does. I'm sorry, guys. When you serve, so when someone is have you been served?

Hold on. No, have you been served? I've never been served. I've been served. Have you been served? No, but I've been served. You've served me. You've been served what?

I've been served. So with a divorce, I have a lot of, no, this is a divorce. So I have a lot of friends that have been dealt with or papers. What happens is especially if your celebrity is they're very hard to get in touch with. So what always happens, they go the only time I'm gonna be able to get close to that person.

We know they're gonna be here at this date. It's when they're at that date, okay? So the server, so when you say it goes through a process, he's not saying hit her when she's there. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you're right, but I'm with you on that. No, he didn't say that. We're saying the server knew exactly what he was doing.

Oh, so he could, that's the job. Here's what the server also came in and said, I regret doing that or like, Oh, they got an island. The choice to be, he knows when she's at different locations, but he chose to pick this particular one. Like he, oh, okay, this is where, this is the best place to server.

Only time he could. Yeah, try to get close to us. There's, like he, oh, okay, this is where, this is the best place to serve her. Only time he could. Yeah, try to get close to us. There's other times too though, right, that they could serve. I've served so many different times in different areas. Yes, I know, but what I'm saying is they had tried many, many times. I think, though, the main point here is like,

I'm sure he was upset. There wasn't like an open relationship where she could bone other dudes. We do it more like, we don't know, what you're saying. I'm going off of what I'm seeing here. So this is what I'm thinking. But we don't know. Yeah, but don't know. This is what you're thinking. That's like we don't know what I'm probably what's crazy. I'm going off of I'm going off of what I'm seeing here So this is what I'm thinking but we don't know. Yeah, but I know This is what you think that's why I don't like what you're doing. It's like will Smith

Will Smith and Jada Smith I'm not sure the part. It's like will Smith and Jada Smith It's like she had her side piece bring my family occasion. I don't know the I don't know the agreement I don't know to me. I'm like oh that I would never do that's insane to them that's their agreement But you know what I think when I see Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, I see a couple that have made that relationship work for a long fucking time. How about that?

I see Kays. Oh, not me. I see a lady took advantage of him. I see a lady that has it her way if it goes the other way she freaks the fuck out. I see a lady that pushed him to slap Chris Rocky Stonebears by the situation. No, he's responsible for his own games. I see a lady that pushed him to slap Chris Rocky stone bear spice He's responsible for his own business. But did you see that video of Jada Piggins myth going in the video?

The sorry, there was another one word she talks about Will Smith creating this 40th birthday party and she was like it was the most narcissistic thing He's like I planned this birthday party for three years and you were like you're disgusting. How dare you make my birthday all about you? It was like, it was extremely talented. I've ever seen when she goes live and he goes, during the kitchen, he goes, what the fuck are you doing? And he goes, no, honey, you got any goes, hold on.

Let me, what are you doing? I don't want to be on your fucking show right now. It's possible. He's like, social media is my bread and butter, and I'd really appreciated if you gave me a little heads up before you put me in my video. Yes, could you just wait till I make my soft, give me eggs?

Yeah, that's gonna be cool. No, she's a cat. It's gonna be cool. She's a cat. I would say that that's somebody who has a never-ending need for attention. Yeah. And they might both be that way,

and there's a competition sometimes when two people like that are under the same rule. Well, there's no competition, but yeah. That's why they said, which then build somewhat. And a mosque, and also, that's why they say you can only have one headshot in the household.

But her headshot is the red table talk, right? And he's in bad boy's 7, right? What's up? So there's not much. Where's red Table aired? Where's Facebook? Cause they pay your, you know, give me a house.

I think they're part of record. Yeah, they do it. Oh, excuse me. They do the kitchen in their house. They turn their whole house upside down to film that one through. And he has to walk by when she's talking about suck in two bucks a day.

That's his life, right? Like, that's what they always say. You may think that guy over there has a better life than you, but if you get real close to it, you might change. Oh, no, his life, Brian Like that's what they always say you may think that guy over there has a better life than you But if you get real close to it, you might change. Oh, no, his life is bad Yeah, no big Will Smith his life is so much better. Yeah, you think so. Oh, no I mean him slapping he still he could just be like oh Hollywood fuck off and then ride into the sunset with a golden horse Right, what you doing that golden horse, though, after a while? You ride in your giant mansion, get a helicopter, and then make sweet Instagram videos like

he's doing. No, no, it sounds like a boar. But he's been hollering, he's been creating 30 years. 30, 30, you're all set to it. I agree. Ooh, what is this? So this is, I guess an interesting conversation. Wow, it's outrageous.

No, so if a girl, if you're a girl, war like a really tiny, I'd say interesting conversation. Wow, he's out of ages. No, so if a girl, if you're a girl wore like a really tiny I would say I'm like a- I would say I'm like a- There's dads around, and we're trying to do this. Oh no, there's kids, there's also a bunch of kids. Let me see this. So this is what happened here. And this girl, it came viral because the girl said,

is this okay to do in a family location? I think it is. For a family water park, or not? Is she there with her kid? She's with her boyfriend, but there's a bunch of kids around. Yeah, it's just a surprise. I would take this tasteful. Like you don't need to do that.

Or be it for a family water park. And that's not a string bikini that we're looking at. That's very European. So for the audible listeners, we really had a girl in like the wave pool and she's in a string bikini with her cheeks out. Well, not a string bikini, right? I mean, that's like one piece with a thong.

Basically, that's no fun. Tommy is covered, Tommy's covered, I'm not gonna press her covered, but she did, it is a thong. He's gonna write a perhaps. She hits that. The girl next to her, it's got a few inches more swimsuit on

that's considered appropriate. Where? The difference. In that funny though, there's a difference. So one inch, one inch nobody bats an eye and then an inch in. It's about two inches less fabric and everybody's out. You'll see her cheeks and it's like, I'm just saying that's, to the right,

I think it's considered a normal bathing suit. Yeah. You back up like well. Part of it's also because she's got a great ass. And so it's actually fantastic. No one loves a nice room for more than me, right? Yeah. But I'm sorry, am I a hooters?

Listen, if you're in a string bikini at my kids' fucking pool party, you gotta, come on, you know what you're doing, right? You're doing this blasted juice. I think it's fine. Kids see a lot more than that. Yeah, my girl, before we went out, I'd be like, what are you doing?

Like there's kids, there's dad, like we don't want this attention. It's about the kids, what are you doing? Now she's there without her kids, she's with her boyfriend also, what are you guys doing? But, you know, right, bathing. What are you doing? Yeah, now she's there without her kids. She's with her boyfriend. Also, what are you guys doing? But you know, yeah, why would you go to why would you go to water park with your boyfriend, right? It's a kids thing Yeah, it's a parent thing It might be a first day, buddy

Weird first day. Yeah, that's a crazier All right, so this is someone tagged us in this but this from no jumper apparently Instagram has banned all porn hub accounts across their platform The main IJ account with 13 million followers has been deleted. So I guess visa and master card They won't let people that own those cards buy anything from porn hub anymore. Oh, but I can buy jewelry from blood diamonds You're fine with it master because a child pornography thing though blood diamonds you're fine with it master because a child pornography thing though. Well, you know, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, years old was on a porn hub site. And I guess their mother company or the network, they're

like Visa and Mass Carter not allowing people to pay for that site more because they say that they knew about this happening. But I don't know. But how can you, how can you, like, there's so many, what millions of videos out there, how can you tell when something's going on? I don't know. So I don't know. It's just a weird hard line to dive into, right? Yeah, I mean, we don't know enough about it, so. But that was interesting. This one here? Vegas Magic Show, Patreon, Astro,

Facebook, it's backstage. Hey, that's not a wand. Is that a comedy show? So basically, the laugh factory in Vegas, I don't know if you guys ever played there. I haven't. You haven't? Yeah, she's happened there.

They actually do Tuesday through Sunday. So there, this is a fetish. Yeah, so that's the issue. That's the issue. No, no, Murray, the magician, someone walking backstage and took his clothes, brought it with him and they started mastering it with his clothes. That's a fetish, people do.

They do weird shit. Do you have video of this? Yeah, there is video. Someone took my clothes dressed like we put on a wig and that's really good. This is a weird fetish. People breaking in people's houses and jerk off in the closet Circular to the jack after the murder stuff to come back to the murder stuff. I sure know a lot about that Right, that's how they thought that that's how they caught the green river killer correct

Right, so this guy. Oh, this is what he's into So he's not getting his backstage with the magician hangs yep, well he grabs his clothes He gets out of he pulls his cape and just so it's jacking it. Mm-hmm. Let's get it's problem What's a gay man, right? He's gonna vape they're not gonna show them much, but he so he grabbed his clothes earlier and This started jacking off so is he wearing the magician's clothes? No, he just grabbed it earlier. You just smelled it You know smells of it. Let me just play it again. Why not master base?? See, see, he got the clothes here. And did he ejaculate? Actually, he might be wearing the clothes, bro. Yeah, maybe.

Because it looks different. So, a lot of times you just put on somebody else's clothes and you jerk around. Yeah, a little rouge. Interesting. All right. That's what I do. I thought you were a little rouge

or a black dress. Why don't we replace the back of it? Yeah. A little rouge. A rouge. A rouge. A grove. All right. all right first one you got here judge orders white house turnover emails Fauci Jean Pierre sent big tech so they are a couple of new Attorney General

are suing the Biden administration with the allegation that there was some sort of collusion between big tech and the White House as far as censoring. Oh, well, we know the White House for a fact contact Twitter and Facebook. Yeah. And that's really coming out as, you know, is something that's beyond just conspiracy. Obviously, people have been saying this for a while, but it could be that there's hard evidence that they've censored any dissenting opinions about the mainstream COVID there.

If you're just coming privy to this, you're an idiot. And stuff that is now accepted is truth. Yes. So we may very well learn some very interesting things. So you know why they say that he said, masks don't work in the beginning was because he didn't want he didn't want anybody they were afraid to run out of masks for first responders. Yeah and it's fair but now you can't trust anything

he says. You're not so not so lie right. So you're lying then you lie to now you lie now you lie to them. Yeah you know. Which time are you lying? You're lying away you've lied to the public so yeah but you promise you're telling me. Don't give me stuck on that. way you've lied to the public so yeah but you promise you're telling me stuck on that I'll get this whole show flag Mark Bob Mark Zuckerberg had some very interesting things to say about all this in this interview I thought it was really interesting. Missed a teen fan give us one more chance and I get a roll okay. Okay you come on. Oh yes this one's super interesting. This is it. Couple of really interesting true crime ones today.

So this guy in Las Vegas, it's like a city controller or some sort of administrative official. His home was rated because there was this reporter writing these scathing stories about him and his oversight of the office He he loses the election because of these stories then a few weeks later the guy who wrote the stories as you know six-year-old journalist is found dead in his home damn and It's a little bit suspicious. So the home of Las Vegas County administrative official was rated by cops Wednesday in connection with the fatal stabbing of

Local investigative reporter Jeff German whom he had previously accused of targeting him in a smear campaign Do you have video of him against that German a 69-year-old Las Vegas review general reporter it spent months reporting on the turmoil surrounding tell us is oversight of the office including allegations of emotional stress bullying and favoritism and threats of stabbing just kidding according to the the administrator forty five had lost his reelection bit in june's primary election in the wake of germans reporting being published

and get we've got a lot of that he kept tweeting stuff like wife here's rust in the trash honey is there a wild animal in the trash? And he says, no, dear, look, it looks like the reporter gone through our trash for his fourth story on me. Oh, Jeff. And so he killed him.

It would seem so, because again, a 69 year old investigative journalist, I'm sure he doesn't have, you know, he's not like he's involved with an organized crime or something. Yeah. That's him with the crazy eyes and the L.T.? That's right.

That's the, yeah, that's the journalist right there. That sucks. And, but is this, well, that's, the guy didn't look suspicious. I know. That's like, super suspicious. That's amazing. If you have time for one more, there's a crazy one. Yeah, I give one more.

So, let's not end on that one. Missing teen Gabriel and Michael Davies found safe, then arrested for murder. This is a wild story. He went from missing person to the subject of a murder investigation. Basically, this kid goes missing, missing for a few days. They don't know where he is. He's's like sixteen they find his car and it's like crashed and the there's blood inside and the process watching state team is revenge on his way to football practice last

week has been accused of plotting his own disappearance to avoid being arrested for the murder of his mother's ex-boyfriend gabriel davie sixteen was reported missing by his family after a failing to show up for football practice, probably not a very good player. Thorey's had launched a frantic search for the teen when they found his car abandoned with blood smeared inside his cell phone, shouted on the ground. But in strange turn of events, officials revealed Davis was found safe on September 1st under suspicious circumstances. Just an hour later, end up napping him and his friends on murder charges over the death

of 51 year old Daniel McCall. So he and his friends did it just because. Why do they do it? He said, hey, it's him kid, his life's fucked. Prosecutors say that alleged elaborate orchestrated saga started unraveling when authority discovered because rotting body shot and stabbed death inside his ording home Earlier in September 1st after he failed to show up for work several days later Investigator term of the McCall has been in previous relationships with Davies mom Amanda and that the three had once lived together victims home

Come on just split just weak before the murder Officials also became suspicious of Davies. He's located by search teams, roughly 36 hours after being report missing. Close to where authorities found his abandoned car. He did it with his friends. Yeah, and then the plot thickens because his dad is alleging, like he's like, yeah, okay, sure, there's a surveillance footage of the kid and his buddy,

like coming out of the guy's house with like guns and ammo. And he's like, no, no, no. It was the guy's biker friends that made him go in and steal stuff like the whole story is very complicated. So McCall's home that he'll as you show Davies and Yoon crawling through a doggy during the early hours wearing gloves. Well, he's fucked. Was an agent dude.

Yeah. And he's like, oh, that's who did it? Well, him and the agent dude, and the son. I think it's funny that they make the crew and those were a man. Oh, God. Okay, man, before you sentence to live for murder, let's make sure you don't get COVID.

Yeah, 16 year olds, what a surprise. Oh, their life's over, man. They left the trail. Dude, I was watching the show on Netflix, I forget what it is. Oh, I'm a killer. They've new season. I never seen that.

It's good, after the first meeting, like, all right. But they have one on there with this guy. He was down and out on his luck. He was high on meth. He had two kids and a wife. And he took a, like, 16-year-old hostage and the cops are chasing him. He gets to an airport where there's a plane. And this pilot goes, hey, let the kid go.

I'll take his spot. If you're gonna take a hostage, take me, don't take the 16-year-old, he has full life out of him. He really, okay, cool, say less. He goes in there, he's on the plane. He didn't realize at the time when the, he was on the plane, he thought he was, he's just, you know, signing math,

he's not thinking, you know, clearly. He thinks, oh, I can just fly to another county, I'll get away from this you're moron But as he's negotiating with the hostage negotiator There's people on another plane taking the air out the tires of the plane camp fly off And he's like he realized that and then he poked his have their door to negotiate sniper Oh, just shoot from the chest doesn't kill him. He goes oh hell no. We say just reacted shot the pile in the head kills him So he was like 16 or 18 when that happened.

He was life in prison. So they're interviewing him and he's an older, wise or man, I wish that was the worst day of my life. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. He goes, but is it fair when you're, when you do someone you're 16. Your brain's not moving up. Yeah, that's what he said. He goes, I'm in prison

for the rest of my life. What? That's why I have tuna. For one mistake, he was in, and it was a horrible mistake. I get so many life was taken. But should I be put down? Because you're such a different person. That's why he said he goes, I'm much wiser now. I wish I could talk to that kid because my life is ruined.

Yeah. And he goes, if I can get out, I can be much more benefit to society, tell people, don't let one situation dictate the rest of your life. And as he's talking, I can kind of get it. But then they show the family of the pilot who died your gas will get their side Well, that's why the show's good if you're 16. There's a reason there's juvenile detention your brain isn't fully developed I think there's 18 so we went to a big boy prison. Yeah, it's tough. Hold on the homies pockets You know, I want you to hold my pocket. What? Hold my pocket. Okay.

Guys, go see Brennan in Apple's from Wisconsin. I'm waking up at 3 a.m. 4 a.m. tomorrow. Literally, I need to go pack and get on the fucking flight. And you're in the Ontario Improv's September 50th. Yeah, Appleton was Wisconsin's this Thursday Friday Saturday. And then Los Angeles, Hollywood, Shobbon friends, Hollywood Hollywood improv in LA's One Night, when she only ate 8 p.m. September 13th.

That same night, my show's at 8 o'clock. I'll be at the comic store, Sam Tripley in the main room with Santino, some other great comics. But the tour comes back in Ontario, California, Ontario, improv September 15th or 17th. And that end September and Boston, Boston September and 29th through October 1st, those tickets almost sold out. Thursday through Friday, September in Boston, Boston, September 29th through October 1st. Those tickets almost sold out.

Thursday through Friday, it laughed Boston, Boston. And then just announced, we just added San Jose, Salt Lake City, all great, grand, wonderful. But Calgary, Canada, we came to agreement, your boys come to Canada, first time like five years. I mean, Calgary, Canada, one night only, October 27th, the Thursday night in Calgary, Canada, tickets just went on sale. Calgary, Canada, one night only October 27th, the Thursday night in Calgary, Canada, tickets just went on sale.

Calgary? Get them you savages. You're a lot of Calgary. Thanks, man. I've been in Calgary many times. Kids, Raleigh this weekend, tomorrow, September 8th, and 10th, and I got San Jose, California, Improv, September 15th, 16th, 17th, Spacant of Washington, Spacant of Comedy Club, September 22, 23, 24th.

Tacoma Washington, Tacoma Comedy Club, September 29, 30, October 1. Get your fucking tickets, let's go. Is that it? That's it, this is the fine kid. We're out.