The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 829: The Dana White Clap Back

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

The boys talk Dana White's aggressive rebuttal to Brendan's questions surrounding the chaos of UFC 279, Bryan's NYC press tour and appearance on Legion of Skanks live broadcast, and look back at their infamous Sam Adams commercial that Big Jay Oakerson roasted on the livestream. They also respond to news of the tragic shooting of PnB Rock, Vin Diesel's latest social media antics, UFOs in Ukraine, Renzo Gracie defending himself against an attacker, a Mako shark jumping on to a boat in Florida, and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at you live Back with the team, I'd be keepin' OG Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did, cause we back at 8K It's the fighter in the kids

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Come on, buddy We have a lot to talk I know how you feel, buddy. Fresh off the plane from New York. Oh, well, what I love, I love New York in the summer, where when you take three steps, you're already covered in soot and sweat. That's a great time.

And some of the like, like fog or smog from a little of the craft. Yeah, well, it's a mixture of, and then the urine, that's always on the street, kind of mixes it up with all the condensation. I was staying daddy was staying at at my family has a little apartment there so I say little I've been in other things. It's like I told you as you when you told me you're staying though that's right I forgot about that

Well it's a one bedroom it's not a massive but it's a nice apartment it's nice. The one next door too But yeah we got a little got a little a p of tear there, but that's not something we own. Apparently my mom rents that. Rents it out. Yeah, no, she rents that. So we only have, but I told her to buy that. So, you know, but everything's kind of expensive. It's nice out there, that's a good area.

It's a good area. So you sit there. But I spend my time downtown. So you get, you're gonna sweat, then what you do is you go down, make sure you go down to the subway where it's about 20 degrees hotter so New York now there's because of the San Giorgio Festival one million additional people are downtown one million additional people don't live there during the pandemic and elsewhere oh oh yeah no one works yeah so it's one

million people that's correct sir now try driving which I did I would drove out the Joey Diaz house We had a great podcast. He's the best way to make it so tell my love them. Yes And he's out there in Jersey and just doing his business in the burbs out there and hour outside Jersey Get for it outside of New York and we talked about that and he's life is good for Joey He's he's feeling good out there. He thinks it's the right decisions. He's not moving to Austin. No. Did you bring it up?

He's a Jersey guy, bro. I wouldn't bring, hey, I wouldn't bring Austin up around Joey Diaz, not when he's in Jersey. He's got his restaurants. He's like, he's standing out on the times. They don't fuck around, bro. They don't fuck around. I'm not taking you out and knocking dick in the dirt

because he's got all his restaurants. Oh, sorry. Was that Sammy the Bull or was that a joke? You know what, that was a combination. Okay. My joy deas impersonation is... Come on, gots, I know. Yeah.

Yeah, go deeper. Well, we had a great time, we had a great talk. And then... And then you did joy deas. I did lesion of skanks, your buddies, had the skanks. And my good friends. And...

I couldn't tell you who's all on there. I know. I know. I know. But big J, okay. Yeah, yeah, great comic too, but. But we had a great time, but it's also like,

it's like being in a colosseum. Dan Soder still on there? No. I thought Soder was part of that. Kisotr is a Denver guy, he's hilarious. Yeah, it's Dan. It's big J, Dan Soder. Yeah, Dan, Dan Soder. Dan Soder. Don't mess. Are he? was, yeah, it's Dan. It's big J. Dan Soder.

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and asked me all these questions and- Oh, like a legit lie detector? Yeah, it's a police lie detector. I'm like shit. And there we go. There's a real guy doing the actual thing. Well, they ask you all this. Is that a comic thing?

No, it's the guy who runs. Oh, it's a legit guy. So he asks you some baseline questions. Are you a male? One of the questions he asked me when I was doing it is he goes, have you ever wished anybody dead? I was like, yes. Oh wow.

Yeah. Yeah. Which I'm sorry to say. Well, you at least are telling the truth. What else did they ask you? How many questions was it total? They asked me five questions. Only five?

Yes, yes. They said, and the big one was, do you think Brennan-Chab is funny? Oh, it's interesting. And I said, yes, without hesitation. And I was telling the truth. So, there you go, buddy. And then what were the other questions?

One was funny, where he goes, do you respect Lewis Chacomas? I don't know, Lewis Ferrywell. I was like, yes. Respect them in regards to us. That was just one of the questions. They roast each other to death. The one thing about New York is that New York comedy,

and those motherfuckers are New York, like big Jays from Philly, but you may as well be from New York, to say, you know, in Philly, New York. The way you interact, I think Lewis is Puerto Rican from fucking like the Bronx. You cannot go to school, high school there, or middle school, without essentially having the toughest shell in the world,

because the way people interact is basically to try to destroy you. Oh, dude, it's just, roasting, I believe, I don't have the data. That's almost guys aren't with us. Whether it's New York or like, grow up in a locker room. I don't like ghosts.

Correct, correct. They're just gonna lit up So those guys different guys take it to a level. Yeah, they get dark. Yeah, bro. They get dark And I'm I'm I got a pretty tough shell, but I'm not dark. I was like this a lot of I was like oh Jesus You know like big J because didn't always shit in the cup before it was that unleashed. I don't know But anyway, so so so we we do, this whole thing and it was a fucking, it was big, big J is funny as shit. Big J off the corner. He's so underrated. Big J. Holy shit. He should have done the serious show with Big J and Dan Soder. It's the funnest,

funnest time I've had doing press. Oh, really? They have a show on serious. Yeah. Dude. And they're talking about Dan Soder's great. I think the time I catch a predator or there's something like some Crime show they're fucking holler. Yeah, so so does from Denver now. They're both a smoky hill. We're rivals, okay? Okay, so he played you I think played football just in high school But he's the best time coming out Denver. He's funny as shit. Dan Soder and big J That's a that's a hell of a team. Do they have a show on serious. Yeah, here's my question. I think they still do. Here's my question. Why you on serious Do your own thing? Yeah, well, yeah, maybe But also like when my when our boy Jason Elser's on there. He's getting a million dollars a year

Oh, all right. Hey, I'm I'm sure they pay me good to get him out of money. I'm all about it No, but big J's fucking amazing. That was that, that was that. So Stan, again I don't know how he'll be because I'm sure the great, I just came up. Stay roasted the fuck out of me. Bring up, did you see how old I look from that Sam Adams commercial?

Bring that up for a second. You do look younger. Bring it up, bring up that, let's take a look at this because I was actually embarrassed and Big J went on a, I don't know a 20-minute rant on me I need a sweater. I'm cold. I my teeth. I don't know what he was doing. It was unbelievable To look at how old I am here. Holy shit. No, Bob. You got to see this wait in my backyard So let's just now you look very young. I've gotten younger, you've gotten older. And Adams forced me to thank you.

Well, they forced me. Gave me a reason to thank you. I kind of like that commercial. But we're gonna hear it now. You wanna hear it, Chen? Yeah, hit it. I'll tell you what, actually, now we can do it. Being a comedian is the greatest, my basement.

On earth. Real basement. It's a difficult job. Check out the locks but I used to fight grown men in there are you fake writing there? I can't believe I'm here this is a great commercial day

with Sam Adams, he thinks legacy the foundation of what America is about the idea to toast someone is important because there's so much content these days and socializing I hope you fake it I'm drawn to it it's very rare.

Can you pretend that I've been actually acknowledged on it? Who actually matters? Not to a tweet. I thought a picture on it. Did you go make up? It's important to do something like this. No, you look good.

But watch me. Everybody's movie ends, especially when it comes to boxers or fighters. You stick around long enough. Everybody ends up face down. But I'm about to canvas. There's no longevity in it. I'm on this rocky sea, and it's foggy, and I don't know where I'm going.

I'm lost. You know the skank, guys, they love sentiment. You would. They love telling me that I'm moving. So they played this? Oh yeah. Well, Ari did one. Yeah, they played that too.

Ari did it for me. He was good. I liked Ari. I think he did Red Band. Yeah, Ari's was good. They would give him Farza's knowledge if he knocked me out. And so he's this killer, and he walks in this gym. And I start making did red bit. Yeah, Ari's was good. They were getting far as his knowledge if he knocked me out. And so he's this killer and he walks in this gym. And I start making fun of him.

Not mean, but just kind of roasting what he's wearing and how big he is and Brian goes, you know you can just stand up, right? I was like, you're crazy. But Brian just kept planting that seed. They meant the world to me, the world. Well, no one's worse at smelling the roses than the two of us. Stopping it smelling the roses?

The worst. I never do. But I want to stop and take a moment, man, and cheers you because you saw something that I didn't see in myself. And since day one, you've pushed me to get better. Oh, wow. You look at Dennis. Oh, stop that.

Holy shit. Go back. Go back. You look like Clint now. You should be so clean. Now hold on. Did you weigh more there, too? I don't know, dude. You look like Clint now would turn, now hold on. Did you weigh more there, Tim? I don't know, dude, it looks like a fucking filter. Look at that, that's an old man filter.

That's how you looked, dude. Baba, look at my eyes. And now that's pre-eye operation. You look exhausted. I was really tired. And that's pre-heavier, like your jowls. But why is that? Was I holding water there?

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look though, right? I like like we're pretending it was a filter. Look, come on, don't say that. Hold on. Your face looks a lot thinner right now. It does. And I would say when you stay up too much, you do retain water in your cortisol levels. Okay. Maybe ate a wheel of cheese before you said. I was under a lot of stress. Maybe eight of wheel of cheese and drink a bottle of red wine. And then showed up the shoot. Which is 100% true. I was living on cheese and wine there.

And I had to rise this all over my body. Sure, and now, this is a conspiracy theory and we'll run with that for now, but you just hold, right? Okay, I wanna get to end the conspiracy theories. You know me, I'm not a big conspiracy guy, but let's keep playing this and we're gonna get to some Stop. So in there lighting up But but but look at my eyes. I called my plastic surgeon who did my eyes. I called him up yesterday

And I go Jason my fucking eyes and he goes I told you dude people don't realize until you see it before and after picture Yeah, I go I look so much better. Yeah, yeah, everybody thinks it doesn't make a difference Yeah, I don't think so much better. Yeah, he goes yep everybody thinks it doesn't make a difference. Yeah, I don't think it's your eyes buddy. It's your your brain. Keep playing. Take a look. Take a better look. You look at it. So open. Look at it. And better as a stand-up comment. I can't see my eyes. I just try not to laugh. I do. But also look at 110 years. Sorry. I'm full of fossil. Look look. You look 7,000 years old. Oh sorry. Is Brennan toasting your mommy? We're trying to laugh here. Remember this, brother? Yes. Yeah. Do you feel that buttons are

not enough or is this a feature? It's just kind of like oh Just makes me angry when you're that fashionable for some reason It's good to enjoy your beer Boston Liver That's a great camera. I'm like great Joe Coise is probably I think we kept laughing Didn't we all the other couple takes now? Just fucking laughing because that's a Direct that thing is the old boy and he's fantastic, I forget his name. All right, take a quick break, listen guys, if you like comedy, San Jose M-Prov, this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

then I got Spacant Comedy coming to come the following weekend in Spacant Washington or Spocane, whatever you wanna call it, then I got Tacoma, Washington, Hint, Tacoma, and then I got Bridgeport, Connecticut, October 13th, 14th, 15th at the Stratifactory. I'm gonna read Brennan's dates because he's literally he's just farted he's he's lying down he's got food poisoning. He's in Ontario this weekend

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That's code fighter. Only a Draft King Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner the NFL minimum age eligibility restrictions apply C show notes for details see next page for direction of disclaimer that's draft kings download it promo code fighter I'm sorry to change the subject I can't believe we got on top because I came here yeah I'm not gonna talk about that you You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me.

You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. No, I'm not gonna talk about that. You're talking about me. You're talking about me.

No, I'm not gonna talk about that. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. No, I'm not gonna talk about that. You're talking about me.

You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. You're talking about me. I got a lot of what happened. I got blasted apparently your your boy provides a Stirring the pot a little bit stirring the pot. I'm you know I'm you my night last night I'm about to is shop and friends right? I'm so don't so be cool. Yeah, I'm there with Delia here griffin He's done to quiet brags, but just tell me I'm not so we're all chilling and then my brother's like Oh fuck Dana called you a fucking idiot

And I'm like Dana called you a fucking yeah, and he's very to the point well his vocabulary is a little What did you do? Hey? Like his vocabulary dude does it come with fucking celters? What are you doing dude? You're such a bros Are you rushing for my? No before you tell the story I don't I purposely stayed ignorant. I just got a bunch of things calling you like I'm a what did he have a viral and then I went oh oh and then I didn't think it was much you know on the shop show every Monday I get on there and because I've

had how many fights over 15 fights in the fights in UFC. I've been in those wins. Wands. The Wands. So when he goes, oh, when he goes, oh, it was so much chaos and mayhem, we have to shut down the wands. I watch out. Huh. I bet the footage would be lit.

Day goes by, nothing. Another day goes by, nothing. After the fights, I'm like, they're gonna release some of it, nothing. They release one, like half-ass video, but it was weakest. So I'm like, they're gonna release some of it, nothing. They release one like half-ath video, but it was weakest. So you're? So I was like, let's just go through the math here.

Right? What are you saying? There's, this what I'm saying. Or are you just asking questions? I'm asking questions. So, but here's my question. There's 26 fighters on the card. On that particular card.

Each fighter gets minimum two corner men. So let's say two to three if you have the main event can have five right and there's basically two main events so that's if they both calculate it so five times four you know so you don't say if 20 there so 78 total but let's say you know you're the main event so but and then you include staff and security let's just round it down to a nice number like a hundred. What those weigh-ins, guys are bored as shit. Everybody's on their phone to entertain them and they're getting their mind off the fight. Everybody's on their phone. So if there was mayhem, what would happen? No, I just put it here quote, stair quotes mayhem.

You're already saying that. No, no, I'm just saying. No I'll be like, mayhem. So if there is mayhem for the biggest UFC, he's never happened before because, oh, there's never been drama in the UFC. Also, there's no camera crew at all, then he's- You're saying nobody has cameras on their phone. Oh, it's so weird, man. So, to me, when he said that,

all I said is like, I'm not a big conspiracy guy. If you want to talk about JFK, JFK, Jr., I'm your Hucklebee. You want to talk about Charles Manson? I read chaos. I'm your Hucklebee. Outside dad, I don't entertain the lizard people,

I don't entertain flattery, I don't entertain a lot of this shit. But when it comes to that, I just have some questions. You just ask him questions. I'm a fucking dummy. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. You can't call another grown man a fucking dummy out of press conference.

And I'm just gonna lay back and be chill. Cause there's other things. It's pretty funny. It's funny, but also not that great. They're saying about those, it's the thing about when you call somebody, what you call somebody when you were in middle school, that cracks me up.

Like just going, you're a dumb, you know what's funny about it is he has four hundred million dollars in the bank and then still cause people fucking day and day and get some emotional day and it's an emotional guy right yeah sure we can you know try to help him as much we can and I get it my thing is that you know when why don't they print all the stuff I say good about him how once the last time you heard me say something bad about him you go ahead you said when he stuck up for our buddy Joe Rogan, I went, you know what, and go ahead and play the fucking tape back for all the people that are bothering you. I went, you know what?

Because what he did for Rogan, it's not my story to tell. I've never told the story. I went, I'm gonna quit being so hard on Dana. I don't know how the company goes. You know, so I'm gonna quit nitpicking everything that you do. No, you've been fair because you've said a lot of times you said I don't know what it's like to run the UFC so for me to criticize Dana

I mean I can criticize right now. Yeah, I mean I can do it, but still you're brain surgery, but also The guy one negative thing, but yeah, I don't think you're saying negative. It sounds to me like I'm so let me get what you're saying I said I said I went on I went on the paint, but also, but let me get what you're saying Let me just stop you're saying. I said, I went on the paint. But also, but let me get what you're saying. Let me just stop you and say, you're saying. You're saying. I'm a rabble rouse. Because you're a rabble rouse.

I'm a rabble rouse. You're a rabble rouse. I'm all rabbleed up. Yeah. I'm all bunched up. Now here's the thing. You're basically, it sounds like you're saying this. I'll answer back, but it sounds like you're saying this.

It sounds like you're saying that Kevin Holland did not Spartan kick, comes out to my up in the chest. And you fucked up right, because it's Homsat Spartan kick. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It comes out to my heart. He carry on. You're saying that there wasn't a toss up.

No, not that bad. It wasn't a toss up. There might have been words. Like, there's words that every woman hears by us brown headwaters. Okay, not that bad. You're saying this wasn't it? And what I'm saying. There might have been words. But there's words that every when. Here's Travis Brown had words. Okay, and Roy Nelson had words. My question. They didn't shut the fucking fight.

Here's my, I'm, let me ask some questions. Can I ask a question though? Yeah. If everything I'm saying has no truth behind it, why is a mad bro? Why is a mad? If nothing ever happened, you know how I would have dealt with if I'm him, if I'm him, I have $400 million in the bank. I'm Mickey Mouse, my boss. I'll ask you. I'll ask you. I'm at the press conference. Next question, a guy who I

seen in hell he picks, so you don't bring up anything controversial. Go. Go. Dan. Dan. Hey, go low energy white minion. You're up. I don't identify as white. Anybody else, anybody else who doesn't subscribe to everywhere that I say, get out of it. Do you mind if I ask questions? I'm so sorry, I went on a rant.

What's your fucking question? Or Dan in the back, what he got? My question, sir. Old wood face, what he got? Do you mind, sir? Sorry. I don't like to say ad hom hominin insults. I'm so sorry. Sir, stupid question. Yeah.

Renashob is suggesting that maybe there wasn't a toss up and maybe you're drumming up controversy for. I don't know. for, I don't know, clicks or something. What was the most... Now, you know, as a good journal, I'll answer that question, but as a good journalist, you should ask, really, what exactly, Brennishop said, do your due diligence for you open up your...

What did you say? Before you open up your fat red trap. What did you say? What did I say? Oh, I said, fat red trap. Red fat red trap. What did you say? All I said was, I said, fat red trap. Red fat red trap. What did you say? All I said was I have some questions

and the chance of it being big conspiracy. All right, the chance of that's not good and also I get his argument about the commission stuff like that. All I'm saying is I have some questions because for this to work out exactly like it did, everything would have to come in line. You take the Nate Diaz out of the fight, right?

And so it just, so how it works out where homestats find a hundred and a pound man, right? And he just happened to weigh a hundred and a pounds and then Hollins weighs in out, it catch a hundred and a hundred and a half he's never done that before. So I'm already there, I'm like, oh, that's weird, but I'll roll with it because I'm a team player.

I'm like, this is the thing. So he fights Hollin at 180 and it's a perfect matchup for Hamzaa. Hold on, Hamzaa, who's a fucking monster wrestler against guy who has no wrestling? Okay, I'll play that game. Let's keep playing that game. So then if I did my due diligence

where I'm gonna take a backhand to my employees when I get back from this, here's my thing. He got so upset because I questioned what exactly happened, right? Now, his only defense is how you know people lie and it's a page out of his buddy Trump's book, which I actually liked the way he argues in debates, people I think it's hilarious,

it's very broish of him, but it's funny. So I like funny, right? So when Dana, when he attacks me, he doesn't address my main point. I'm not talking about, he goes, well, to say that this was a low trending pay-per-view, we sold the arena sold out. The gate was sold out.

Hey, red face. I'm not talking about the gate. Okay, you sold out whatever the arena was at T-Mobile. That's easy work. Jay Leno could fucking sell that out. You sell it every show. That's not a big deal. It's whatever 16,000 people.

I'm not talking about that. I'm referring to, and this refugged that, bro. I'm referring to the trending pay-per-views because they know how pay-per-views can do before the first prelims fight on Saturday. They have an idea how it's gonna do. Based off the algorithm, the media, all the marketing they put into it, they have an idea. My theory, again, I'm not dying on this hill. I'm definitely not dying on this hill, but we'll get to how I

can validate my theory. My theory is it wasn't trending well because the treatment of Nate Diaz, a legend of UFC, a guy who's put his life on the line, a guy who's always fought the man, wanted out of his contract, has demanded a fight for a year now, and you won't give it to him. And because he wanted to go off and venture and fight Jake Palmyk, all more money than God, then Dana's ever paid him, you make him walk through this fucking terrible matchup that most fans, the general fans, they're not familiar with them. But they look up the odds and they go will holy, oh, this is a slaughter. This is the scene of Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats

the fucking chained up goat. We don't want to see this, so it's not trending. So Dana overplayed his hand. You see, he overplayed his hand, you see. And he was like, genius way of getting out of it by clicking on it. So he goes this ain't good, man. And also he didn't realize the support Nate Diaz has. Now you can be a Nate Diaz hater, a Nick Diaz hater, the Diaz brother, a hater, you can be a hater, but you know when somebody's been a bully

and fucking somebody over and he thought, ah, people don't care, they just wanna see Homs I get a win, we don't, we actually don't, we actually care more about Nate Diaz and Homs I. And the treatment of him, we're not fucking with it. And if you remember the Wednesday before that pay-per-view, what I say on this, that fucking Nate Diz rant I went on, I said, this way I should root for Nate Diz.

And I said, if you're not actually a Nate Diz fan, and you wanna show that you're not okay with this, don't buy the pay-per-view. Now I'm not saying that influence people not buying the pay-per-view, but I'm saying that's one way you can fight the man and fight back, it's the only thing you can do. So I think it wasn't trending well.

They came up with this theory and it was their plan be all along, it just happened to work out. A catchway at 180 is very strange because it wasn't that short notice of a fight. Tony Ferguson beyond it. Tony Ferguson, the idea is makes all the sense. So that just happens to be the perfect matchup again. That's, I'm fine with that.

Maybe the stars aligned and that happened for you. That's more likely than not what happened. I'm all good with that. All I'm saying is for the first time in the UFC, you cancel away in because of the chaos. Here are quotes. But where's the footage of that? Because I have questions. Oh, and I'll get to you.

Uh, old weathered man in the back. Listen, just a second, sir, I'm not done. So it with all that chaos, right? Go through the timeline and you see history when there's chaos. Let's talk about it. And when not only were there, Kaby, well, so we'll get the, you, you jump the gun there. So not only turned Conner's, uh, tear when he threw the fucking dolly through the fucking bus window with their cameras, there was a entire crew. John Jones. No, hold on. Fuck fuck up. Fuck a cell phone. There was a UFC camera crew. Now in order for Conner McGregor to fly in a private plane

with his goons, land where they were at and get access to that bus, you can't do that. It doesn't work like that. Staged, or at least. Very strange, I feel like somebody knew. People knew what was up. You don't think Conor tweeted or text Dana or some shit? Something happened.

Maybe he did, but to me, now what's more likely? A camera crew and cameras are around to capture that footage when Connor randomly appears and throws a dolly through a fucking bus window and we get every angle, several angles, they probably took them hours to edit that thing, they had so many angles. What's more likely, the case of that, or at a UFC weigh-in, where they cancel the fucking weigh-ins,

because there was so much, they cancel the weigh-ins of the press conference. Press conference. Press conference. So, I have a question, but does the dummy sent you to be? Do you not have some questions? And also, if I'm a fucking dummy,

if I read off the list of names, this is my best Sebastian version, if I read off the list of names This is my best Sebastian if I read off a list of names Who have called and text me to support my theory? It would blow your mind. Yeah, now did me and Jake Paul talk this morning. Yeah, I'm gonna change it Did he leave a comment of course he likes this style? I don't do this stuff in general. I try to just I try to keep it positive keep it moving I have a question. I keep it positive keep it moving. Yeah, I ask a question when you tug on the tail of the big thick lion Well, sometimes I got an answer. Yeah, now daddy never punches down. I never can punch down. No Yeah, there's some low level comic to a fire shots at me. I get it. I'm a comic. It's a nightmare

I'd be I'd hate me too. It's not fair. It's not my fault No, I'm not I'm just saying I would hate me too. I get that stuff because comedy such a hard fucking round Yeah, and when other like journalists whatever come at me all good dude I'm not gonna play that game. I'm not in the business of gossip and negativity Look at my fucking track record. I agree. But when you're a little bit of a rabble wrap. But, well, but you're gonna talk on the whole thick line,

stay out. You still have to go. I like your questions. I didn't talk first. I like your questions. I didn't talk first. No, you didn't, cause you were just asking questions. You didn't bring Dan into it.

No, and then, but you didn't bring Dan into it? You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking questions. You were just asking me, you were seeing general, I had some questions, but then when he goes on that, when he's at that press conference after the Dan White contender stage, which really did it, and he wants to call me a fucking dummy,

but before that, he had a whole rant on Pat Milchek, because he got confused. He thought Pat had the same theory as I did, which apparently he did. That's the part I saw, but I didn't know what was it about. Yeah, and then someone goes, one of the minions in the back who is approved to be there,

goes, that's actually, that, I was, wasn't quote in Pat, that's actually a Brendan job. And he goes, that makes more sense. Yes. And smile. So that's what I saw. So his ramp, after all that, which was directed towards a legend, he should be sucking his toes, minimum, sucking his toes. You don't shame a guy like that, come a fucking idiot. I'm a politician. Excuse me, sir. That's great.

You know what, Pat, do do you? No, hold on. Keep that same energy if you saw him in person. It's Pat. I would be scared of Pat Miller, too. He's a savage. Yes, he is. But also he's earned the right to question and ask questions.

I've earned the right to ask those questions. Now if you're just some Joe Schmo journalist who's never rested in the octagon, you have no right to ask those questions. But you can, you can, but this is job. There's no validation behind it. But when you've been in there and you're like, oh, and I've been in, I don't know,

over at least 12 to 15 times in the back of that room, I know exactly how it works. I go, that's strange. Even back then, I've never been a big cell phone guy, but I would have recorded the melee. And there's no, I have a question. What's just too big question? Here's my question.

Why, why would, are you saying that comms out in Kevin Holland made that story up? Cause they didn't come out and deny it. Is that a big question? Yeah, they're, they're just asking questions. Hey, hey, they're cogs in the machine.. Hey, hey, they're cogs in the machine. So in other words, they're cogs in the machine. So they're gonna keep it quiet

because they might have been part of the drama, my machine with homes, all that stuff and with Nate Diaz, right? I don't think you have these privy to alert them on what's going on. They're making the moves and acting like, oh my God, we're going to have to do this. And they're like, okay, here's the other thing. Went so we should take Dana at word, right?

You want to take Dana at word. He's never lied to us. Well, you just lied in the in the previous post-vite press conference because people go, Dana, did you compensate these guys? Since you switched opponents on 25th Annosios? We didn't compensate anybody. Well, and then these journalists who, a lot of them I do respect, I'm just making jokes here.

A lot of my do respect. What Dana doesn't realize, these journalists are good journalists. Every fighter that went through who won, right, or lost, but most of the guys that won they have on there, every single one of them, what Dana said that went, cool, say less, every single one of them, were you compensated more? Of course they're going, no, because they're in on it. No, no, no, no. The idea is, oh, they paid me so much money.

I didn't know how much it was. So we know, for a fact, you're lying about fight or compensation. And now, other fighters come and go, yeah, we have to go compensate, because they shuffled the card. But hold on, Dana, question here, question. So you told us you didn't compensate those guys, but you actually did. So you lied about that.

And so is it extreme for Brendan Shobb who's been nothing but supportive? Because you're, because what you did for Rogan, nothing but supportive. I haven't talked, I haven't brought it fight or paid, but now you're talking on the thick line, stale. So now you gotta bring up where it hurt your mouth, I gotta talk about fight or pay.

I've been cool about it. I've been great about it. But now you're not. Well, if you call me a fucked in dummy, well now you got my attention. Fuck base, right? Right? So now so I got nothing to do, Daddy. So I'm gonna put my- I got nothing to do.

I was muscled when I was working for a certain corporation. But now I decided to venture off on my own, baby bird, this thick bird grew as wings. And now I'm not muscled. There's no consequences. So the other thing is, is if you try to silence me or stop fighting from coming on my shows, I don't

give a fuck. I made it despite your dumbass, right? So if in some funny world you're able to take down all my fight shows, my life doesn't change. I talk just talk about fighting because I enjoy the fight game. But if it went away, I don't give a fuck. Okay. So you're dealing with a crazed man here. Okay.

Yeah, you're a little crazy. And you got nothing to lose, and you look like you're ready. Oh, I'm drinking an amcipital punch. You look like I've had the punch, and so unspiked it. Now, I drank that Dana White punch. I'm gonna put my tin foil hat on. You've been talking a long time, so I wanted to just encapsulate what.

Yeah, I think you're saying. Recap it, and don't fuck it up. Think what you're saying. I got my tin foil hat on me. Go ahead, all right. I'm channeling Sam Tripoli. I'm channeling Eddie Bravo right now. And they both agree with me with care.

Now, hold on. On a shortish on Strickland, whatever. And multiple other guys. And multiple other guys. No, kid, you're interrupting. Did I read you and then would bleep it out? You want me to go through that? No.

That will make your dick shrivel up, sir. I'm sure. Let's bleep out. Sean Strickland's number two. Oh, no, no, no. Sean Strickland is on record. Me and Sean did not talk. I'm a fan of Sean.

He came out on record on his podcast or on Instagram. Was like, I just want to get in trouble. No, that's out there. Okay, I would not, I'm, I'm want to get in trouble. That's out there. Okay, I would not, I'm, I'm I'm sparring that. But so, so I'm going to put my tin foil hat on on our capsules this whole thing. You are saying, Dan White got mad at Nate said,

you don't want to, you don't want to play ball, you're going to walk through Cheshire and fire. All of a sudden he starts getting crazy, uh, Kate over that and realizes that he is out over his toes. And that's not a good look and it's going to be hard to walk back in that situation. Remember we say you're a little over your ski. And a little over your skis. And by the way, your pay-per-view numbers are not trending to the degree you wanted them

to. And that might be very well because people don't want to see a legend have to walk through that church and fire. I couldn't have said it better myself. Okay. and have to walk through that church and fire it's not fair. I couldn't have said it better myself. Okay, now, then the genius idea would be, why don't we talk about this melee backstage, which is Komsat, Kevin Holland, got into it so bad, I had to actually cancel the fucking press conference.

Now we go, damn, that's the first time that's ever happened. This must be, these guys must have tried to kill each other. How much hype did it get? And then we all go, oh shit, and I, I remember saying, I want to see Kevin Holland. There you go. And comes up because they're because Kevin's bigger. They're more size. They can, they fought it.

They fought it 185. They got you. They fought it 185. They fought it 180. No, but they, they both used it by the 85. They went down to 70. So they're big frame. Hookline sink.

Yeah, I'm in. That's all they're doing. Then, I can't just say, so you're spot on so far. 100% and keep going. I don't mean to interrupt you. The only caveat there is this wasn't something I was playing on Friday night. This card was designed just in case they got so much backlash. This was a plan B.

Just in case we have to pull the emergency break, what they have to do. Got it. Carry on. So now, they say, listen, they got in a fight. You know what? Let's get those two to fight each other because Combs not Missed Weight anyway.

He's at 80. Kevin's in 80. It makes more sense. He Missed Weight, we don't want to fight in Nate because now he's way bigger, it's not fair. And by the way, Tony's right here. I mean, let's put him together. They're both the same size.

Tony's first time at 170. What a great swan song. It worked out so well. Great swan song. So great. If this is true, then I think Dan away to genius, cause that's genius move right there. Sure.

I mean his staff could break in with everybody. Yeah, somebody's working. Yeah, somebody's working. Somebody's working on time. I mean, UFC keeps making money money and growing so fucking whoever's doing it argument there, okay? So so so gun to your head I'm percentage wise. How true do you think that theory is how how much my theory yes? 30% 30% okay, that's respectable 30% 30% okay, that's respectable kept in ill now Why now would be 0% if they showed me footage it would be 0% if they release pay-per-view numbers now now

Now here's the other question so they would be 0% if he wasn't caught lying multiple time You think somebody whispered and comes out here to say missweight Because we got a plan and see that's where that that's where if I'm Watching this and listen to my theory, like come on, I think a chest name's gonna be in on this. The only thing that's strange to me is, Play ball. is how, and play ball, and also,

you're gonna be the dark knight of the UFC. And being the evil villain, cause you got booed, right? You have to be like, and he goes, I don't give a fuck. Not usually fine, Dane was fine with it. Dane is, most recent statement goes,

anyone who thinks Hamlet had a bad week is an idiot. Let's just go over track record. There's nothing worse she can do as a professional fighter. Nothing is more unprofessional than, Dano freaks out. People have been talking. You can act to tough, you go back to tough, and see what he freaks out of.

Dude, people are losing their gigs. Yes. He was, Dano's happy about. He was danus happy about it. Humsat's happy about it. All I'm saying is I got questions. And then you come out and you read some press comes go, Humsat had a great week. That's in the history of the U.C.

Has never happened when a guy missed a week, miss wait, ever, ever. All I'm saying, I get some questions. I'm liking the questions. And I'm a fucking dumb. I like your questions. I like liking questions. And I'm a fucking dumb. I like your questions. I like your questions, because now I got questions. Now I got questions.

Well now I got questions. I don't even have a dog in this fight. Now you got me like this now. I'm like, well, we do, am I wrong? But hold on. But also, can you try to find some footage? Can I see some footage? Oh, show the footage, Chin, that they showed before

they did on the UC Pay Per View. Yeah, let me see. So lead into it, they showed footage. You tell me if there's melee. And then they showed the footage at the hotel of Deren'tale and Kevin Holland. Are you mean to gentlemen talking it out? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Where's the melee? You want melee? melee is John Jones fucking DC fighting each other in Las Vegas at a press conference. That's melee. Now did uh, I wonder if fucking, um, oh here we go. Oh, it's a stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You're not about the f***ing life, kid. You're my f***ing life. You're f***ing life. Talk to that interview, you're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You're not about to say something. You, we've never seen that. Oh, because Conor didn't throw rain energy drinks before.

I think it's a genius way of getting out of it. You got to deal with it. I think, because people were abiding, they're like, oh, they showed the footage. That is nothing. That's nothing. We've seen way worse. And that's all I'm saying.

If there was no track record of this, if this is the definition of melee then I'm like all right Yeah, all right, I get apparently we've seen a lot worse and we've I mean they showed they showed in the official promos The dolly throw and everything so there's it's like they have a boundary about showing the violence that happen No, it has nothing no how about the clip of Homeboy in the middle of DC and John Jones when they're Falling off the stage punching each other in the face. Yeah. Did they cancel that fight?

No, they didn't. That's a fight, but... That's a press conference. Yeah, man. Yeah. Um, I'm, I'm, I'm, now I'm at, all I'm saying is you got me asking questions. It's probably a lot of people. Can I not ask you people?

Can you read that list off and we'll just bleep it out? No, I won't read it now because, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't want to put, here's the thing. I'm not here to, here's the other thing. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, if this is what you guys did is fantastic. It's fun And it's actually a good theory It's not bad. There's some there's some grounds to it But again all amass you know how you should have dealt with it if I'm Dana and have four hundred dollars on bank and Mickey Mass my boss know I do and Joe Rogan's on a fucking

Fucking boost T-Mobile fuck I can just call him whenever that's boss. You know what I do? And Joe Rogan's on a fucking, fucking boost T-Mobile, I can just call him whenever, that's my boy, and Donald Trump, and we're sharing Diet Coke's in shit. You know what, and I'm on TRT. You know what I do, if I'm Dana? If someone goes, yeah, shop thinks this, I go, I get that it is insane. It's not, no I go, I go, I can't believe

we were able to pull that off. From his perspective who and his perspective Yeah, he fought it But he didn't know the inner work ends up when matchups together with the commission and don't even start the The fucking the commission the fucking shady commissions that doesn't hold that's too much. Yeah, I want to say I would have said So Listen, I get it. He fought here. He's got to do great things He don't know what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to running the business of the UFC

But from his optics and from others. I've heard this theory before We're not that smart. There's no way. There's no way it wouldn't happen But I can see how he says that. It's just not true. Move on. I took to shade a legend Pat Milchick and Pat's you know Pat's not on didn't have a mic like this or maybe does a pocket maybe not at this level and then Patick, and Pat's, you know, Pat's not on, didn't have a mic like this, or maybe does a pocket, maybe not at this level, and then Pat's on Instagram, Pat's older. So you wanna be a bully? Why am I gonna put up with that? I can't have that.

You're not gonna shade Pat Milchick and then being the same sentence, and then just cruise around in your Ferrari and Newport. I can't have that. I gotta say something, daddy. Do you know what I think is the most likely scenario? They did get in a toss-up backstage, and then they said, this is a great opportunity

to get out of this crack. Right. That's what I'm asking. Yeah, that's why I went. Man, this thing's that I stick to my theory that was not trending well. Yes. I stick to my theory that the general fan base went,

this is fucked up, what they're doing in the name. Potony Ferguson in the name. Wow. They blew up in base wet, this is fucked up, what they're doing in the name. And Tony Ferguson in the name. Wow. They blew up in his face. And then Kevin Holland, to your theory, Kevin Holland, Homsack got into it. Tony's there and Dana sit back on, this actually helps us, because we can ride on this.

Which is brilliant. Whoever decide to do that, whether it's Dana or one of the staff members, that's brilliant. The fight's actually better because of this. That's why I really don't have a dog in the fight. I don't go fuck. Now, see how fighters, not fighters.

It's your genius. Now fighters, now fighters. Here's the other thing. You're gonna wear those new rock under armor shoes and not be compensated and shut your yapper, all right? That's what you guys are gonna do. And no one's gonna say shit. That's the other problem I have with it.

Yeah. So you're tugging on the tail and I have nothing to lose, Daddy. Yeah. Fighters is still not as far as you're concerned getting compensated the way they should. Excuse me, and I've been cool about it. But again, if you're going to call me a fucking idiot, it's a grown man, well, come on, dude. Do you have an idea of what these guys are making? Which ones?

Which ones? From top to bottom, yeah, I have an idea. You do? Yeah, yeah. Of course I do. And the champions are fine. Chamsins are compensated, but remember, in order to make a change, those champions have to go,

again, they're fat and happy, but they think they're going to a big percentage. They're actually not. If they realize they're actual worth, they'd be fucking shouting from the rooftops for more money. But Dana's brilliant in that part going, I'm gonna take care of the guys that could actually make a change so they shut the fuck up. Like the one thing about Nate D.S. who's talked all this shit about the UFC, he's never talked about fight or pay. He takes care of Nate, because Nate's on filter. Nate of come out and light you up.

Yeah, I hear him light you up. You're gonna take care of that. That kid's always spoken to him. And he has an army behind him. Across me, I've been in a tussle with him. You don't spoken to him. And he has an army behind him. A lot of trust. Across me, I've been in a tussle with him. You don't want to be in a tussle with him. He has a massive audience. So if you come state the guys who actually

moveers and shakers, the rest of the guys don't, they don't have any leverage. It's brilliant. And I don't know to be fair. I don't know if I'd run the UFC any different. Well, you know, I've been talking about a company like that. There are so many hidden details that we'd all have a very different perspective probably, you know, until you've done it, it's hard to be-

Yeah, but let's not act like he's brain-sertied. Let's take it a little easy. Because the one match-up, he- listen, the people who are the movers and shakers, they have seen that make the match-ups are mic-manured and fucking Sean Shelby. Those are the guys that have to go through the prelims of the main card. Then the main event, Dana will chime in. The one time he actually got his pick, which is a fuck over Nate Diaz,

was Hamza Nate Diaz. That's a terrible idea. And it blew up in your face. All good. Especially when Nate, this one didn't work out. Especially when Nate did that interview and said I didn't ask for this fight. And that weird.

Now, because, oh, weird. It's like Dana lied again because he told us, Nate asked for the fight. But then as soon as you put a my-conferent Nate's face, he goes, I didn't ask for this fight. I don't want this fight. I'm trying to get to Jake Paul. But they're making me do this.

So who do you believe in that? Nate, who's not a liar, or Dana, who the history shows time over time or time is a bullshit conner's Those are facts now. He's done some great stuff and sometimes you got to be that way to being his shoes So again, I don't fault them for that. I've been nothing but complimentary of that guy But that never makes the news man That would that's the algorithm of the world we live in now negative like this guy you think I like doing this You think I like this gossip bullshit?

No, man. I had fucking five shows on Tarot, Thursday Friday Saturday. No, but I'm saying like that's my focus. Not day and night. And I'll be in San Jose if you guys want to talk about a Thursday. There's no drama there.

Well, but maybe I'll bring some drama. Yeah, maybe I got inside got 30 minutes on Dana White. You're gonna roll. You never know. But like, hey, boy, I'm here. What I'm trying to cheat, when this stuff comes, it's like that nap when you're out of fucking barbecue. Like, come on dude, I'm trying to eat my ribs.

My ribs are comedy, man. I'm focused on that and it's fucking tough, dude. So this stuff, I don't give a fuck. But if you're, but if you're gonna poke the bear, you're not, you're not, Irohawani. And the reason I didn't mean, when me and Iroh went into it, I respect the area. I really do. I think he's the best we have. He's amazing. And what happened to Iroh? Because he didn't, when they asked to jump, he went, hold on. Well, how high, right? They fucked them. They shunned them off the island and they

only have people yes men surround by him well I don't get down with that I root for aerial man even though we've had our issues I root for aerial I want him he and he is he's the biggest show in the space thank god I root for aerial but the rest of the guys that he's vote off the island who aren't the the success stories of aerial and myself it fucking sucks man not to we're fighting for it's fucked up dude. And these fighters who text me, please don't say anything but, please don't say anything but, please don't say anything but I have this information, I would never out them because I know it's gonna affect their bottom dollar and then kids and fans.

Of course not, of course not. So it's like, all right dude, there's a great deal. All right dude. Contents, yes. And I'm embossed in two weeks, Dennis hometown. Now did I blast out the tickets on Instagram's story and say, oh, interesting. Hey, any fighters have been fucked over by Dana White

or Dana White family members that he's fucked over. Tickets on the house, swipe up. Yeah, I did. That's gratuitous. That's hilarious. That's pretty good. Guys, San Jose, free tickets. I just come by San Jose and Prove this weekend starting tomorrow.

Yeah, I don't like that. Personally, I love it. You and Rogan love this beef. Well, no, I love it because I think it's a really fun question. I think it's a really fun question. I think it's a really fun fucking conspiracy theory. I think that if, here's what I like about your theory. If you went to Dana and said Dana, listen, come over here. I think I have a plan of a way out of this drama,

this hate that you're getting over this terrible matchup for Nate Diaz. No one approved this, but I mean, no one liked it. And if you went to him with that, it'd be really tempting to embrace it. That's a fucking great idea. Yeah, that's what somebody did. That's probably what they did.

Well, you have to do is put those guys together close, get them close to each other, and they'll start mow them off. Yeah, you'll have. You have to see if that's your business. You know the bullshit that Kevin Holland was talking to harm that, so you're gonna put them next to each other? Of course, it's two fucking peoples.

And also that card, you're dealing on that card specifically. You look at the lineup, especially the four main fighters in the main event, co-main event, you're talking about street savages, who they don't play by the same rules as the others. Where if you talk shit, they're gonna say something. We all, I don't even work for the UFC and I'd be like, oh, we gotta make sure we separate these guys.

They, you know, and if I, if I know this, they know this. I, I, I had, I couldn't help but to wonder what Nate would have done with Comsatz wrestling. Cause Nate is very, it would have been a fucking disaster. And that's why I didn't train well. Yeah, because even as wrestling is just too much. It's everything's too much.

Nothing would have worked. It'd have been a fucking nightmare. Boy, that fucking, it's that, and it takedown again. It's not fair. It's fucked up to do to a guy who's paid his dues. And then you give him this fucking Cheshirene killer, the hottest, the prospect we've had and since John Jones, how dare you, man.

And the general fans answered back and like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, them. He's bigger than Kobe, right? Oh, yeah, taller. Yeah. And Kobe's tenacity, his wrestling. We'll see. It's a good way, way better matchup. Kobe's an underdog in that fight. By a plus 220, I'd imagine. But he's not a plus, whatever, 2200.

That's when fans go, you may have how upset people were when Mike Tyson, you sit down for a pay-per-view, and he would knock the gown 17 seconds. People asked for the money back. If people don't want that shit sit down for a pay-per-view and he would knock the guy on 17 seconds People asked for the money back if people don't want that shit. They want a good fight, man Will we see Comsat fight Leon before Leon fights Camaro? No, no No, cuz it ruins the the rubber match between Camaro and Leon Cuz it's good cuz again Leon to be an underdog fight So then you fuck that you fuck your nut on Camaro Leon.

I don't know, I don't know what that is. And Hamzaat, you can't give Hamzaat a title shot after beating Kevin Holland. It doesn't work like that. He shouldn't have got to tie a fight even if you beat Nate Diaz. It doesn't work like that. You knew, I mean, you can see Kevin asking Daniel, and he trains the AK,

Tashmack had a rest of the Daniel, like in the middle of a fight. Like he's, you knew that that's probably what was gonna happen. You might never imagine. I don't think you would submit him that fast. Kevin Holland's a black belt. No, I don't think he is. He's a black belt.

I don't believe that's true. Bring it up Nick. I don't believe in Kevin Holland is a black belt. Hell of an athlete and punch is so fucking hard. Final, for he's been fighting for a minute, by the way. Second deep pudding kung fu, oh yeah, I'm just kidding. Black belt in prison is just on the shot.

Oh shit, oh shit. It's so weird, it's like I know what I'm talking about. All right, any other questions from the media? Second degree. Good black belt dude, Travis Luters, no punk, give me a black belt and a Travis Luter, you know your way around the ground.

And that didn't matter with the comes out. No, he fucking darts truck though. Kevin Honson legit black belt dude. Dude, fuck. You keep saying he's a good athlete, I hate that. No, no, no. Well, he hits fucking hard. Yeah, but his background is his dedication. Finding for a long time. He's a good fucking fighter. I thought but he put his background in his dedication.

He's fighting for a long time. He's a good fucking fighter. I thought he had no wrestling and I thought he was, he has no wrestling here, but he's a black belt on the ground. He's a grappler. Remember, what he did the fucking Jockeray from the guard, he punched Jockeray and knocked him out. From his back.

Still, like he's a legit black belt. Fuck. Fuck. What do you do with Comsat. What do you do with comms? I what do you do with anybody from Cheshire, Daga's done but to to to add more fire to my theory Dana for the first time ever in the history of the FC goes yeah, Homs up miss wait, but for anybody see it a bad week is insane that guy killed it What not mad?

No, I'm mad. Oh, if my series of stalk changes. I think he saw a misaw in this way and he was, this is my way out. Or somebody got him, comes out here and say, hey, you can mis-waite, don't worry about it. It's gonna be fine. We got something for you. Yeah, because people weren't texting me

that they saw him out the night before, drink it and eating. Anyway, what else you got? I love these questions. See? But I'm a fucking dummy. So I'm talking about. I mean But I'm not fucking down there. So I'm talking about. I mean, people are in your ear. Legit peeps.

Oh, yeah, I'm not talking about these. And he was out eating and drinking the night before. I'm talking like legit journalists. Yeah. Now who knows? Maybe they're full of shit? I don't know. I don't talk about that stuff.

I don't give a fuck. You were a little disparaging of the journalists in the room. Do you want to take that back? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought you respected them. I thought I'd only certain ones. Only not all of them. No, not all of them. I don't know. I think a lot of them are in dating. A lot of them, what did you say? Is it name names? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I respect a lot of the journalists. Um, certain ones I don't. They're in this pocket and won't ask the question. You know when the White House, when they toss up softballs, and you can't have like real, legitimate questions. I didn't know that he had purified the press.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, he took it. Is that a fact or you just, fact. Be my tell yourself, brother. Yeah, I'm fucking telling you, dude. When I say Kevin Hall is a black belt, he's a fucking black belt. When I tell you people have been blacklisted because they, black balls from that room.

Yes, when they're asking the wrong questions and they're asking for comfortable questions. What they think is wrong. You know, and then also, in what world- I didn't know he could do that. I'm not- Well, they run the company.

Look at Erohwani. They pulled his credentials. He can't step foot in the fucking arena. And why? And why? Because he was asking, he's also the best we have. He's the most brilliant guy we have. You wanna blacklist that guy?

Why though? Oh, because he's not gonna give a softball questions. You buy it. You buy it. You buy it. Like the inflation thing, the inflation. You want to celebrate the inflation? Are you out of your fucking mind, dude?

And then no one in the room's, I'm like, well, actually, this isn't good. You're a rabble rouser, but I'm liking it. But it's facts, though, isn't it? And you're a little bit of a crazy man, too, because you got to drink all the punch. I drink all the punch, daddy. I don't ask for this.

Now just go away quietly and take your time. It's just that you got called the dumbass, and that's mean, and that got you a little bit. Well, then he was taking a nap bleed a legend pat militia right you bullied him And then he came at me and he came at me You know, so it's like all right, dude. I can't let you get away with both of them Also don't go for Pat send that send that energy towards me daddy. Yeah, I like job. Yeah with your then that energy towards me, daddy. Yeah. I'll light you up with your frat bro vocabulary.

Well, you didn't go well. You just come back as fucking dummy. Okay. Okay. Is that your dinner when impression? Okay. Does it come with a white cloth every time you say that? Who talks like that?

How can it be that age and speak like that? Who fucks with that stuff? Yeah. You're just surrounded by guys that aren't smarter than you. That's the fucking problem. But again, it's done a great job. I have no issues with it. You know, Seeky's making money, he's crying. Sure, right? Sure. Funded by making... No, watch it. Hey, oh, I'm back. Your boy, three too much caffeine, but here I am, I'm sweating my tail off, I'm afraid about the throw up. Hey, the NFL's opening week was action packed. My Broncos are terrible with bad coaching, but whatever.

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Exactly four weeks ago, I signed the inflation reduction act into law. So today we're celebrating. Tune in at three. There's no celebration, dude. So this 8% inflation, because of inflation, the average American, they lose the entire paycheck, you know, single month out of 12 months. That's entire fucking paycheck. You know, about that fucks people over. Do you know what, here's a, here's a fucking quick trivia question. Do you know what most geostrategists, geopolitical experts will tell you is the biggest threat

to China's development, to China's future? The biggest threat? The population control? Yes, but it's, but- The population control. But what do you mean by that? They're not have enough kids. Thank you.

That's exactly right. The fact that they don't have enough young people to support their But what do you mean by that? They're not having enough kids. Thank you. That's exactly right. The fact that they don't have enough young people to support their age in population and their economy. And so that's a major problem. You didn't think I knew that. I didn't know. You didn't think this fucking dummy knew that?

I liked that, Baba. You know what? Because I read the book. Yeah, I did. But like that inflation, you know, grocery prices up 13.5% and you want to celebrate? Well, fertilizer is because of the natural gas coming

from Russia's been shut off or at least really badly reduced even though Russia's making a billion dollars a day still. You need all that natural gas for things like fertilizer and all kinds of stuff. It's a motherfucker. So interesting crude oil. It's gonna be a really interesting time in the next two years. The United States apparently will be way better than We're lucky. We're fucking lucky because a lot of the rest of the world is gonna have a really hard time. Yeah England Germany big problems like really big Cuz the clean-dine

Because the Queen was holding it together Access to oil access to resources who's the king taking over up king Charles Is the king Charles used to be prince Charles you've seen the dick beaters on that man his hands Yeah, this big old brat works hands now just through scientific evidence and this isn't a conspiracy If you have big fingers like that, those big digits, you're gonna be packing an absolute hammer. He's got dick. Those are very swollen fingers.

Those are his hands though. He's got some kind of a swelling going on. That's a swelling. Yeah, swelling of his dick, Brian. Yeah, no, that's a swelling. Look at those big old hands, dude. Those are thick fingers. How'd you get to willy from that dude

Well, I'm dude when I got a when I got my checkup meant to check my fucking I had those fingers One digit one digit knuckle deep was that the guy who was married to Princess Diana damn it. They got we've all gotten over Yeah, but he's not young he won't be in power now That's a some those are some thick hands. They look crazier like right there though. Yeah, go down That's Brian in the Sam Adams commercial. That's me in the Sam Adams commercial That's an actual picture Brian the Indian saying his hands are he he has the same hands as Homer Simpson

Some big fucking dickbeaters. Yeah, those are dickbeaters. Those are some royal dickbeaters. Yeah. Yeah. But again, you're out your mind. It's science, dude. This isn't a conspiracy.

If you have big hands, you may need. I'm worried about Ukraine and Nukes. I'm worried that the Russians are gonna be put into a corner and the only way out is either with draw Or light somebody up with a new. Yeah, that Ukraine had big They're not stopping at Ukraine the Russian idea would be success. What's that apparently you could the Ukraine had a big surprise Kind of strike offensive. Yeah, the largest fucking them up Yeah, but but I've heard a general talking is like yeah, but when winter all Russia's waiting for his winter and winter comes

They're gonna fuck them up. So right now you cranes doing their thing once winter come that's where Russia excels apparently So I heard five star generals say that retired five star generals say that so I regurgitate to my father and then he Shot back with fire. Uh-huh. Yeah, the big worry is that what they're really doing is they have these Russian mercenaries in there, Wagner group and stuff, and when they come in, anybody that's in those towns, they kill. They call it the Wagon group? Yes, they call it the Russian. I know, but it's the Wagon group.

The Wagon group is a Russian mercenary group. They're like a bad blackwater. You know, these guys. And they come in, and if you're in that town, they kill you. And then what happens is they keep moving. Oh yeah. So that when they retreat, they don't have to worry about people there. So that's the ugly, ugly,

it's so much worse than people think. And every time they get kicked out, they fucking come back in, and they, all their atrocities, all the rape, all the fucking torture, all the executions, it's just, it's so bad in Ukraine right now. They're giving it to them. They're giving it to them.

The other problem that you allies are having in the US is like, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, give the Ukrainians too much advanced weaponry, because there's a line in the sand where if you give them this crazy amount, the Russians are going to retaliate with something really drastic So hey, I figure most of our troops are saying bring it on I don't know man the China gets in bad you realize how evil somebody like the Putin the Russian regime is they're willing to kill everybody Yeah, for sure that's war And the world is with nuclear weapons to the is different than the United States says well

I would be they're more willing to use disaster but we everybody knows the date the russians are not stopping in ukraine they would they would keep rolling well then that's when we can fall because we don't know yeah we have to go to a natal country you got our attention were in the world more and we're way top so people have criticism of giving ukraine all this aid not onicate a thing but I think the idea is to contain the Russians there and make them bleed out in Ukraine. Yeah, so far.

Yeah, make them, you know, whether the storm with them make them kind of not as dangerous like fighting Ukraine and then they're gonna kill those fucking Wagner, those mercenary groups that are doing these atrocities. Those are all that like the Chechenis and the you know And they're a rough group man. They're a rough people Well, I don't want to be disrespectful to the Chichinic people because they suffered terribly under the Soviet Yeah, under the Russians under Putin. The Chichinis had their Grozny was Reduced to fucking rubble. It's a war crime. So, you know, if I was it's very hard for the Chichinis

But you can just get people, you can get Christians. The American news is funny, right? Because when the war first kicked off, it was everywhere. And then they looked at ratings, like the Americans are sick of hearing about this. And now it's just like the war's not happening out of sight out of mind, but it's still happening.

It's bad. So basically, after a week, CNN and Fox were like, we'll just keep you posted. We'll let you know how to end. The only thing that comes out of that shit is I got, the only good in this night in a good is when shit, well I'm having a bad day, I could be Ukrainian, shut the fuck up, you bitch, you privileged American.

Yeah. It gives you perspective. Yeah. That's it. What do we got, man? Yeah, man. God, we went through conspiracy shit, dude. I gotta take my fucking silver tin head.

I don't. Wow. God, you kinda got me going, though. Guess the people going, dude. Cause I was all set to be like, get the fuck out of here. Most people are. Ooh. So this is a very popular rapper.

He was, he's not a Philly. He's based out of Philly, Kim, to LA. He considers himself an LA guy, but he's from us. I'm from Ross. But so he was eating out of Roscoe's chicken and waffles with his girlfriend. His girlfriend posted an Instagram story where it showed the location where they were at.

She tagged him in the location where they're at. Now, if you have an ops, right, you're old, so you know, ops. So ops would be like people, like enemies. And if they've been looking for you and then your girl tags you and gives you a location, you have all this jewelry on. And then you're at Roscoe, so you know, just be honest, isn't in the best area, you know, for that stuff, it's fucking trouble, man. Yeah, so he was shot and killed and they took his jewelry.

And now his girlfriend, his girlfriend is getting a ton of crap from even celebrities and her fault. She doesn't fucking know. It's bad enough she had to kill that. He's also the guy that I sent up a guy from LA going, you think there's not dudes hanging out at Roscoe's that would say something. But what did he have beef with people or what? I barely, I don't even know about this guy until the news camp to be honest So including Nicki Minaj Kodak Black the latter from road on so street of that homie is That's Kodak Black that makes the world a better place. Yeah fuck off like first She's already dealing with a lot now granted. Was it a stupid mistake? Yes the costumes life? Yes Is it on you? No? It's not on the asshole. Did the fucking person that shot somebody

for their jewelry? Was it a revenge killing? No, they don't know. It could just be, I mean, it's still, but it's been happening. Like rappers say now, like, yeah, robberies are like crazy. So if you're, you know, you're in flashy jewelry and watch and stuff like that and they're posting location and you're hanging out in those areas, Well, fuck, man. Can you make it any easier on these guys? So a lot of rappers like, dude, LA is the hub to get fucking jacked. So carry, carry gun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's horrible, man. Which is gang shit, huh? Did they catch this, dude? No, they're looking for them, but they know their catch them.

And there are a- Apparently there are cameras inside the Roscoz, I don't know how good they are, but they're also making sure, the cops are making sure that all the pawn shops are on the area. Just look out, because the jewelry's so very specific, it has its name, everything.

So, we have to go the dark web with it probably. They just shot them like this. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. They'll struggle. Yeah, so you tell me during this, mayhem, that Roscoe's chicken has video files. Oh, dude, now you're getting too carried away, bro. Now you're fucking taking it a step forward.

I'm just saying, Roscoe's chicken has people. Everybody has a camera at all the time when gunmen are going to die for cover. You tell me Roscoe's. Somebody gets Spartan kicked, people die for cover. Yeah, sure. So you tell me Roscoe's chicken has the capabilities, but the billion dollar company that you see doesn't have cameras.

I'm just saying. Yeah, me too. It's very strange. I'm just saying, but I'm a fucking dog. Fuck, though, bro. It's so fucked up. Yeah, that's terrible. I'll just play this for you. So, oh my God, this guy's like super popular in China. He's an influencer and he ate a wasp live on his-

He's out of his fucking mind. He's also awesome. Oh my god. Oh my god. Now this is the shit I'm talking about. What a bad motherfucker. Dude this one might have to do the sell tickets about three years.

Start eating just wild shit. We all are. Where, if you can't keep up with this. Oh my god. So you can see it look you're laughing about right? Did I zoom in on it? That's a huge wasp You'll see it closer You can see you moving right Wait, that's one of those Japanese Japanese yellow wasps. They're in China, I believe but we check this now

You let's China brine The music is stupid. Yeah Holy shit, dude, that's so big Brandon. I think there's more than one on it. It looks like there's two but That's dangerous. Oh, he turned into Howard the Duck. Now, now, now, now women in LA pay a lot of money to look like. Now it's something to be with. So he had to go, I think it's like water rice, but he had to go to the hospital afterwards because he couldn't, he couldn't swallow it up.

Where are those things? But he said he wants to do it again. Why? To get some again in that lip? He had to get crazy. Well, how many views does that have? I think he had like 700,000 or something like that. That's it?

Yeah, something like that. He'd eat a fucking wasp. That thing was fucking. You're on Asian TikTok now. You're on Chinese TikTok. That thing was... That's the original TikTok.'re on Chinese TikTok. That thing was on TikTok. That's the original TikTok. That's the old one.

And they banned it. They banned him from being in that particular city. Can we see what kind of wasp it is? I don't think it shows what exactly. I think it's Chinese wasp. I think that was a yellow wasp. See. Oh, okay.

The thing was fine. The thing was Chinese wasp. The thing was Chinese wasp. It was a real wasp. I just got it. The thing is wasp I've ever seen in my fucking life. That was the biggest wasp. Okay I just said swallowing live was that thing besides a small bird that was like a sparrow sized was Americans we grew up on Discovery Channel. We know our wasp dude I'm a subscriber to my boy Coyote Peterson. I know a difference between a wasp a bee You know I'm saying killer horn. That's a horn it that's a horn. That's a difference between a wasp, a bee, you know what I'm saying? And killer hornet. That's a hornet, Bubba. That's a hornet.

That's a killer hornet. Nothing at abs. Bring up killer hornet. Bring up murder hornet right now. That's what you had. That thing had hair on the back. Watch murder hornet. I'm gonna tell you what it is.

Giant Asian fucking hornet. That's what he fucking ate. Oh my God. That's what he ate, bro. Oh my God. Yeah. That guy's a bad, you know why they call murder hornets You ever seen what they do to a group of bees to get to the honey what you know see them rip heads off of honey

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Yeah, those are two honey bees bumping ugly. Wow. Well, this isn't the video we're looking for. Slotter phase. That's what we want. The slaughter phase. So you can tell the difference. Look at them going in there.

They killed, they'll kill 35,000 bees and their heads on. Like either they get to the queen and then just eat the larva. This video sucks. They'll eat the larva. Oh God. That's got to be such a big thing. I bet the BBC won't be grateful. We could definitely not show that.

But you know what they do? So one of them comes in, one of them comes in and scouts and leaves a scent right where the fuck and hive is. And then they all come back. Hey, Shane, go back. That's him ripping the heads off these little bastards. You see how much bigger he is. And they can't do shit. It's like the Bob's sack of loss. It's that's him ripping the heads off these little bastards. You see it look how much bigger he is They can't do shit. It's like the Bob sap of loss. Look at that dude. That's a monster. It's a monster

They are really terrifying. Aren't they? No, no, thank God. We don't have them out here. You think we have problems. I don't like that Look at him in the ground, I guess I don't like that. Look at him. In the ground, I guess. Oh. Oh, Jesus. I am very squeamish when I come from wasps. My boy, Tyler Petershing out,

see, stung by giant hornet, see that? 40 million views. On his arm, try that on your fucking face. Now try to inside your mouth. My daddy was that one of my Peewee football games, he's eating a Taco Bell burrito, and I'll fucking horn it, land on the burrito, and he bit into it.

It stung the roof of his mouth. Come on. My daddy was so upset. Yeah, that's gonna cause some problems for you. Yeah, I get very squeamish about that. All right. It's not good. Now, here's the thing about that video.

Yep, here you go. So we're talking about China So you know, I'm a fan of world star and you don't want to play this J. I was in your day So there's a 10 year old and his grandma was disciplined him and this is in China and the 10 year old went Hey grandma shoes beating the shed on him. He was hey grandma enough enough puts her in a headlock But he's 10 so he doesn't know to like all right you subdued her like go he ain't like going killed her oh No, yeah, I watch the whole thing yesterday this video of it. Oh, yeah, some world star watch on you

I don't like that murder porn. Oh, well, no, there's no porn. No, but it's it's like you're watching it to watch somebody else die Yeah, I don't like that shit doesn't make me doesn't make my Oh, no, but it's in a weird. I'm like what the fuck No, you just held on for too long so she can get auction to the brain Yeah, and she's like kidding them with a crock Like a soft thing she's hit him him him and then you see her go limp and they hold it there for like another 10 minutes But the thing is is his brother is friends filming it. It's like dude. What are you doing? Yeah? And I don't know how it's gonna work in China when you do that. You know, I don't think you could put away That's a bad time. It's your your elder. That's a big deal in China

That's China. I bring the showdown. All right, you know what China does the Uighurs everybody You want to know what the China does? You just call me hold on the Minority the Uighgers are the minority. The Wiggers are the minority. I'd be curious, say that. The CCP, the Chinese Communist Party, has one of their officials living in the house of a Wigger who's married

to make sure they don't have sex and have children. So you have to live within an official whose job is to make sure that they don't have intercourse. What a shame, John. That's what G and the Chinese regime does. That's fun. What a terrible game. That's what goes on.

That's what they're doing to the weak. It is a straight game. It's a terrible game. B, it's a tough game. It's not like the Chinese are real loud when they're bumping and grinding. Neither. They keep it pretty quiet. I don't know. The weakers are their men.

The Braia, these like, do I can't hear anything? I sleep on the ground. We got a sneak. I'm gonna sleep between you. Can't have a baby. Yeah, the government makes it out. That's too rude.

And that's a fact. And then what if they do try to, like, it'll be like you and Shepard Ryan would bump this, you'd be like, no. Anytime you give somebody that kind of power over you, you give government that much power, it's a matter of time before someone like that, or a group of people like that comes in

and decides they're gonna do that. So fuck you. Yeah, I've told the far left. So they can date and get married on stuff, but they just can't bone. If they show, so they decided the wiggers, the way you get rid of them, without creating genocide, which would be very messy, and they've and they've done they killed a lot they've reeducated and

they take the children away from the parents they put them in these work camps all that stuff they said we just can't have them breed anymore so they said we have the man there's just a camp that the right now just take it I'm sorry they're work camps their reeducationation camps. It's called they stop all and they go Let's just get them to fucking we just will stop them from breathing. Yeah, so put somebody in the house live with them That'd be a movie. I want to see that player movie someday What what is that like for those two that that that couple that can't sleep with you anymore questions Jane Mark? No, we've educated on Wiggers

Wiggers. Wiggers. We go to say Wiggers. Wiggers. We go. It doesn't make a less offensive run. That's right. So, Ray J went on to say that Chris Jenner actually had him and Kim Kardashian

film another six X tapes to see which was better to make Kim look better. I was told by TMZ who actually got the tape. They were like, they reshot the scene. Yeah, I've heard a long time ago and the man was involved in it. And then they fucked with Ray Jay. And he was like, dude, why do you keep bringing my name up? He goes, I have the receipts. The show shows the DMs between Kim and Ray Jay.

And he's like, why are you doing this? Bubble blah. You know, there's the second tape where you're acting like this. And she's like, I'm sorry. I will Bubble blah, you know there's a second tape where you actin' like this. And she's like, I'm sorry, I will have the lawyers call you to figure this all out, we're sorry because you stress. So he post all that, he's like, I'm tellin' him,

not fuckin' line here. Well, that's 100% believe that. And they're like, Third sex tape in second, they've been tryin' to play. You have to also sign off on it to get out there. Oh yeah, and they didn't Santa Barbara sex. Her mama made us go shoot it for safety. When she said she watched the motherfucker and said,

hey, we're gonna go with the first one because the first one's better. He gives my daughter a better look than the second one. I made y'all do. That's Chris Jenner. It's on that. Sell your soul. Oh my goodness.

Sell your soul. Rich's family out here. We're gonna do it. How much of a savage is Pete Davidson? Because obviously he had his issues with Kanye and Kanye was lighting him up and then finally fired back at him. But he appeared at the Emmys

and he wore the exact same outfit Kanye wore at the Met Gala. Oh my God, yeah. Really, can I see that? A car heart jacket and pants. It's the exact same outfit. It's such a savage. While he was with her? No, no, no.

This is like two nights ago. Oh, shit. Is that it? That's the outfit. So that jacket's like, current jacket can get pretty much anywhere. So it's very strange. He would wear this, like no one wears that to a wardrobe.

He just did the troll Kanye West. It's a savage move. Quietly too. Damn. Can we all just appreciate P. Dave's indresser like Kanye for the M. He's P. Dave's got a whole dickies fit at the M. He's kind about that with Cal. Not P. Dave's indressed up like Kanye at the M. He's hilarious.

That's incredible. And those were tweets from people. That's hilarious. Isn't that funny? Ultimate power move. Yep. This is a longer one, but it's I'll just edit part of it out. But this has been diesel.

So, a diesel posted two different videos. Nothing bad. Cause it was Paul Walker's birthday. Alright, so he posted this. And he's just so freaking bizarre to me. So, here's a video. And it's a captioned miss you. I'll never get to be playing that for 20 years ago.

But God would be great playing that for me. And how long is this him? I'll just show you this part. Beat truck. You remember we used to do music? So all week the angels have been asking how it's going to celebrate your birthday. And I've told you before I believe that they can talk to you every time they go to the ocean. So I thought I'd come to the ocean.

It's just more of this stuff. And then he ends by saying, we did it. We did fast ten, basically promoting fast and furious to him afterwards. I just hate Hollywood. I he's just completely in his own world. What happens is you lose touch with reality. You lose touch.

He's like, I have to do this for your brother. You don't have friends who go, hey bro, if I did that, you as my friend would go, I have to talk to you for a second, come here. Now I'm gonna slap you a couple of times because if you were to do it all the time, like he is, but if you did that, if you reenacted that and then posted your dates,'m like that was hilarious.

Well that's true. But then him who's notoriously known for doing this weird shit and then at the end to be like we miss you brother. Fasten his leaders fucking December 7. I can't fucking kidding me. He didn't put the date but he talked about fasten. I can't get me like dude. Yeah.

I don't know that whole thing is that's when you just don't have people around you who are telling you you're a fucking dummy sometimes Your friends are supposed to keep you on the straight narrow because everybody loses their way But if you're treated like royalty for that long you're gonna fucking lose touch with reality That's a guy who's lost touch with reality It's you're not it's just it's just embarrassing. What's this? That's how Mark now now Andrew Andrew Tate has signed with, he's, he has a platform, now he has a voice,

he signed with Rumble. Oh, very nice. Rumble signed Russell, Brand, and Andrew Tate. Rumble doing something. You can, you can't keep him down. You can't keep Andrew Tate. No, so if you have some mentioning, he was actually commenting on math in this video.

So I thought you guys might take interest in it, just a mathematics sort of analysis right here. He sees. Getting the newspaper to the day, he can recite pie to 200 decimals. That's nice. But you look like a geek. So who gives a fuck? Did you ain't gonna get laid? You're gonna learn the club start reciting pie to a hoe? It's the worst game I've ever seen. I saw some fucking kid in the newspaper to the day. He can recite pie.

I'm not that I'm broke that. Yeah. I mean, I like that kid. I like that kid. Yeah. He missed on that one. No, I'm a professional comic man. Is that kind of game though?

Is that a game? We were going to a club and started reciting pie. Yeah, but the kids. It's not a point. That kid's going to be somebody's boss someday. No, I'm about to look. I'm about a fan of Andrew Tate with something. But some of it, I'm excited. You think when I got kids, yeah, we'll bid. I'm a fan of Andrew Tate, but some of it, I'm the same. You think you wanna get kids?

Yeah, I like that shit. If he was older, I'd be on board, but when it's a young kid, it's just like, yeah, you might not get the same chicks you do, repy and pie. Kids, you see that. You don't think it's that funny, Mark. I know.

No, we gotta get some of you, Mark. You guys are taking it literally like, he's bullying a kid. Well, the kid's gonna see you guys. No, can't see the irony in that no Again, no, I don't think it's like for me. He missed he missed you think he's actually like vicious No, no, no, no, he missed he did that bit too. He did that bit to be funny and just miss it That's all sometimes you miss it. No, okay, no, no, that's fine. There's three out of the four people in the room

Chin didn't crack a smile Yeah, a lot of the stuff I didn't I don't crack a smile. I don't need a lot of it I agree with and a lot of it. I'm like, yeah, he missed there that when he missed out on the problem with it Like you can take some swings. I don't even find it alright I still like it people until they don't laugh at something. I don't go. Oh, I guess I'm wrong No, no, no, if you like it, fuck yeah. But I agree with most of his stuff. Like most of his stuff is funny. Like a lot of it's funny. We've defatted him a lot.

Yeah, no, I like Andrew Taylor. That was just a clumsy move. That's all for me. For me, sarcasm, irony. Yeah. Yeah. For me. Parvus, he and our sensitive, because we have children.

I mean, I've also met children before. I think if it was an older kid. Also, we have kids for like, if it was like an older kid, maybe. I mean, I'm also met children before. I think if it was an older kid, so we're kids for like, if it was like an older kid maybe, I just, that kid's not. Yes. Yeah. If he was, if he was 13 to be funny, I got 11. No, even that's a 10. He did that by my kid. I lose my fucking mind. 17. I got 11 year old. Kids are, I've also met children before. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. What else you got? Mark. What do you want Mark? Mark I'm all sensitive now. Now Mark's waiting. It's like it marks a fan. Mark got a fan. You guys just you guys just went, no, that's not funny. It's because of a kid. You know, like I have kids. No, we don't think you was funny. That's fine. Yeah. The two comics. Everybody has

the right. You know, you guys are obviously comics. So what you think is funny? Trump's what I think. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think is funny. No, no, no. You can still think it's funny. Oh, you're taking a personal, I get your skit, though, Mark. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, it doesn't. I get it. As just taste, different tastes. Yeah, but again, I wouldn't say,

I wouldn't leave a comment. I wouldn't leave a comment on them, like not funny, never. No, that's fine. It's fine. All right, Mark. Mark, he can release stuff on social media still, or is else. Yeah, what was that was that because he can't? Didn't they ban them from it? That was a YouTube video that somebody else made. Oh, got you. Oh really?

Yeah, cuz so he's still a lot of beyond YouTube as long as somebody else. No, no, that's why he's on rumble. That's why I signed exclusively with rumble Now Mark feels bad because people are gonna give him a hard time for me. No, I don't do that. No, I imagine, no, I imagine most people, like if you're Andrew, I get why I get why you thought it was funny. Like I get, I get the idea of it. Like he's, he's, it's kind of an outrageous thing to do. Other people saying something isn't funny. No, Mark. He's clearly being, to entertain, there is clearly being, he's clearly being over the top sarcastic. That's what he's doing. And again, what, because I get the joke is the being, he's clearly being over the top sarcastic. That's what he's doing. And again, because I get the joke,

because the kid, he's making fun of a kid, he's not making fun of the kid, he's going, dude, you get Chad Chatter woman up in, but the kid's never gonna be in a club. So I get what you're saying, I get that. Yeah, I don't think he's making fun of the kid. He's making fun of, he's making fun of memory at like your spend time.

But also the fact that the kid's- I don't know what's going on right now. Let's just be analyzing it. I get what Mark's saying, because I'm trying to defend Mark because what it is the kids never gonna be in a club anyway Chatting up a girl so he's he's like hitting the kid with You guys if anybody takes issue with me laughing at this joke, you'll beat him up. Please no, no, I won't beat him up Nobody's gonna take issues No, I'll discuss it with them in public or in private or don't because it's just it's a non-issue. I just rotated let them back on fucking social media. Yeah, that

outrageous. Which one Mark? What do you like? Um, chest grandmaster cheating scandal. All righty. Some chest mass got shh. Vibrating sex toys. What? What's this Mark? So there was a huge sheeting shadow because it's 19 year old beat an older chess master Hans Neiman 19 at San Francisco caused a major upset when you defeated Norwegian Grandmaster Magnus Carlson 31 at the sink field cup in St. Louis, Missouri. Now there's speculation that he could have been receiving hidden messages via things like vibrating shoes or even vibrating anal beads. And Elon Musk weighed in and said on Twitter, talent hits a target, no one else can hit.

Genius hits a target, no one else can see because it's in your butt. That's funny. So it was a major upset, a stunning result. The chest world exploded into such an uproar that he faced allegations of cheating. So it's basically so unprecedented. So that's the kid. So shocking.

And that's the kid. That's Jesus, that might be the older guy actually. Oh no, that is the kid, he's the 19 year old. He looks furious. He doesn't look happy. No. So he's saying it's outrageous and I prefer not to speak. If it novice, if I speak, I'm in big trouble, but not I don't want to be in big trouble. I prefer not to speak. Interesting. I mean, anal beads to win a fuck it at all. Whatever it takes, man, I like his attitude if it's true. Whatever it takes, anal beads to win a chess match?

Who would have thought? Um, well that's the guy he beat. Okay, it's got a big head. That's a giant forehead. Wow. That's a giant forehead. Oh, that brain. The big brain with a lot of hair. That's a big old head That's it. The other guy gets the noggin on him. Yeah, he's got a noggin All right, interesting Marcus Another one

uh... this is interesting another one which is explain is has a gracey you know it's video footage of martial art legend in an altercation the platform in new york city subway station after coming back from an academy gracey was having a conversation with a fellow black belt and staff member what he was confronted for speaking for the gage with his friends based off of information we treat from an audit recording on what's up gracey stated the aggressor was a black dark skin man who is yelling at him to speak english here in the

audit recording gracey stated that the young man a cock used to speak bad about them in portuguese grisrael the accusation was ridiculous and racist to fight and suit courted gracey the man to be let go okay i can't kata gatami is saying I can't. I can't. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

That'll happen when Hensophe Grace he grabs you. That's gonna happen. And then Hensophe goes, you see you're a nice guy. Why are you doing this? Why are you so impolite? Yeah, you're not gonna be all

a breathe when that guy. What is he doing there? I can't say. Well, he's got you now. So he took him down. You're in deep water, Kee. Some ladies like, let's stop this Well clue that guy was the answer you're like a sweater buddy

Here we go you go your world gonna go from day to night Day to night my friend clean his face nice That's pretty clear right always trying to hit hands though and then the other black belt's grabbing the lady who's cheeked up Trying to get into the middle of it. You got choked out. That's not stupid. Put the text in front of it. Yeah, that's annoying.

Put the text in front of the top. But you know Brennan, there are a lot of cams there and we did see a melee. We did see a toss. That's chaos. We saw some tosses. That's weird. It's like somebody had their phones on the screen. I'm just saying somebody had their phone there.

But UFC doesn't. I think that was Comzot. That looked like Comzot. That's Comzot, Kevin Holland. Yeah, because that was a wrestling thing. And so I don't know. Shark jumped in the boat, give us that one. Yeah.

Now, this is the only scary thing. What kind of shark is it main? Thank you. I would assume oh also that looks like a infant juvenile great white, which would be kind of scary Also the fishing Oh Maco, yeah, that's what it said That was so fast. Oh, Maco. I knew it. No, I called it first Right, right? piggybacked on that look at that release back in the ocean. What a beautiful animal. Oh, Maco's a sweet looking

Now after that video of the guy losing his finger that quick, I'm getting nowhere near sharks. Oh, that thing. I go fishing all the time too. It'll take everything. I'm not going anywhere near its mouth. I mean, you can get near it. Just don't put your fucking hand in front of you. No, even like this, if I saw a shark jumping the boat,

I'm running. What I enjoy about this video mark is that's not some bullshit black tip. I hate that. Those are stupid. Strong. Black tips are the Prius of the ocean. They're harmless, they're stupid, you know?

True. I swam with them when I was in Borabor. No, no. And then you lied to me, too, it was a great way to remember that. I don't remember that, sir. What's the last one you creating UFOs? Do we actually have footage? Do we have any fucking footage?

These are probably 100% drones. You creating the astronomers, claiming UFOs everywhere overkeve. That's an old video. We see them everywhere we observe significant number of objects in nature. They're drones. Flights of single group squadrons of ships

are detected, move out speeds from three to 15 degrees per second. Yeah. Drone. Yeah, it could be some Russian drone. We know well, America. They're NATO's using drones. Yeah, it could be some Russian drone. We know what America, they, they, they, they, NATO's using drones. The Ukrainians are being given drones. It would make sense.

It's drones over a war, right? So we can see what exactly the bear one hundred percent using drones, right? Now weaponized drones. Now real quick, uh, Brian, do we really, are we just going to chalk up all the shit to drones? Even the ones in America, like when our fighter pilots, like the Navy sees them, look at this, fucking disappointment. You think drone?

Yes, I think 100%. All of the drones. Yes. You don't believe in aliens. I, it's not that I don't believe that aliens exist and it's not that I don't believe that that. You don't think that that. That's the first, there's definitely life,

but not, I don't think they, I don't think when you see those pictures that that's UFO. You're gonna believe my dumbass conspiracy. I don't believe that that's actual aliens. It'd be funny if I just died now. No. Oh. I mean, there has to be some sort of footage of aliens.

I don't think that on this earth we have footage, it's always so fucking blurry. It's like the comms out Kevin Holland thing. Where's the video? All I see is a bunch of no movement, but I don't see the actual Spartan kick. I don't see the actual fight. That's all I'm trying. I'm asking questions. Can I get one clear as day look at it? You're asking the right question. Not a fucking thing with a light that's moving up and down. You want actual green alien with antlers? Well, I think Camus work pretty well nowadays, especially in military. There are great ones. Technology. So I'm just asking, can I get some video? But if you

listen to Bob Lazer, right? I'm just asking for some evidence, not your hearsay. Yeah, I hear you say. I'll tell you what's not a conspiracy. I will be in Ontario, California. This Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Ontario come get some Ontario improv is this Thursday, one show Thursday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, then a week off, gotta go to funeral for my grandma next week. And then the week after that September 29th through October 1st, Dana White's hometown, Boston, Massachusetts on that laugh Boston. It's almost sold out. Dana White's family can get free tickets.

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That's it. That's it. Thanks for to me. It kills me. It kills me. It kills me. Was that it, dude? That's it, buddy. Thanks for entertaining my dumb ass. Thanks for getting me to ask some questions. Yeah, no problem, dude. This the fine kid, we're out.