The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 830: BRYAN'S JEALOUS RAGE OVER TIM MCGRAW'S BODY

Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Starting point is 00:00:14 Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

Starting point is 00:00:25 It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.

Starting point is 00:00:43 This is really the fight on the kid. We're out. I want to start this podcast. He's going to run off real quick. He claps and he's going to go shit. We're doing fine. You little earlier now because you're going to do Adam Krohl today. You're still in the art to work very special. Krohl is one of my favorite people on the planet. He's awesome. I'm going to do that. We're talking mantis on YouTube. If you haven't seen it, my god, you're missing out. Now, here's the thing about me.

Starting point is 00:01:09 I wanna start this podcast by saying, first of all, congratulate me. Congratulate me. I had sex with my girl last night twice. Now, 55 years old without a Niagara, having sex with your girl twice, and still rocking, still rocking a Macconte twice So what time we talking here. Oh, well, I did the last time I had to run was about that night. Yes, sir

Starting point is 00:01:32 So you did that like right when you got in bed and then did you wake up in the So so so I Watched house of dragons got me going got me updated on it Just about no, I'm not okay. I can't discuss it Okay, of course I'm not gonna discuss it because I can't have a sport with us from you There's dragons so I I We we get busy watch little I'm watching dragons. I decide you know what these dragons are getting me going But here's the thing the flame here's the thing it's not that the fire the flames fire

Starting point is 00:02:05 turns being a knot that's what not what it is to I am I go heavy in the gym now dude my boy Nick who opens for me Nick Simmons who's a fucking bodybuilder is a bodybuilder oh yeah he's a serious but he was he was doing he was doing now he's a fucking comic really funny comic. He was doing he was doing We know it's Harry press Sitting down with 120 pounds in each hand doing this That's a lot of weight yeah, sure false. Yeah, yeah, you guys can do that. Yeah, of course Military press I can do like at my peak three reps Okay, so he did six reps with 120. That's pretty that's pretty good now. It's a very thick it. Yeah, he's short right he's short Yeah, about about five

Starting point is 00:02:51 Seven don't count. I'm sorry. Can you do that with one? All day, yeah, five seven Okay, but don't be a dick because the point is this is one twin was That's a long one. That's a he actually has long's what it was wrong. No, it's wrong way. He actually has long arms. He was arresting those five seven. Huh? No five seven guys, long arms.

Starting point is 00:03:11 Okay, but now you're here right now, right? I don't like the, you're, I don't, you're not even letting me finish. I know, but you did. I don't like that you're fucking poo pooing once, 20 and 10. I know, it's impressive, and you're over six foot, but the thing is, is you're here right now,

Starting point is 00:03:22 and you said, and you said body builder? Yeah. No, body builder. No, no, no, there's, is, is you're here right now and he said, and he said bodybuilder. Yeah. No bodybuilder. No, no, no, there's so there's bodybuilders right? There's people that do it for a living and then there's, he likes fitness. You just thick kid. I like fitness. He's been bodybuilding a long time. The point is, I go heavy now. I go heavy now. Yeah. And now that I go heavy now. No, come on. I go heavy now. now. And there's something about going heavy. Oh, boost that dick juice. It does. Boost your dick juice.

Starting point is 00:03:49 You think that's what did it? Well, it's not only that, my appetite, but I have tons of energy, but I'm fucking, I was sore. You've always had energy though. I know, but this revs me the fuck up. So dad is gonna go ahead. If you do like heavy deadlift, your dick's rock hard. It just spikes that test.

Starting point is 00:04:06 Well whatever I was doing I was we hit back we hit shoulders and fucking I don't know you do you break it up but twice we come to be doing that so if I get thick as shit and I'm and I'm and I'm kind of fucking aggressive and in your face. That's why. Yeah. Fuck yeah dude. Yeah that's why. Because you do the high volume too like lots of sets. Yeah so when you guys are talking about Weightlifting now now I want to jump in. I'm gonna jump in you can meet us as zoo Yeah, come work out with us at zoo because we'll work out Bradley Martin who's not strong at all But I like when you tell me that guys being strong and then also you have Bradley Martin You have Mark is a freak you have me and then you have a guy who's can be seen strong man now. I don't mean like No, he's been doing since he was kid.

Starting point is 00:04:46 No, no, no. Like legit makes money competing strong men. Well now that's he's driving down working out with. You guys are taking plates off when you work out with him. You're taking plates off. That would be your workouts, sir. Yeah. You'd be, oh, dude, you're gonna come, right?

Starting point is 00:05:00 You're not gonna work out with this, right? Just a waste of time. Well, for you, but what you're gonna do Rack or wait. Oh, I'm not gonna be your workout. I'm not gonna be your weight record. Yeah, you're your weight boy I'm your rac boy your rac boy. That's so insulting. Hey, you're gonna wrap our weights, right? I'm not racking your weights. I ain't some rac- I ain't some way racker, bro Hey, bro, I want to get in the mix No, no, no, you're laughing at that man.. Yeah, there'll be two some to do some not for long

Starting point is 00:05:26 You're gonna try to get in sync if my face. Hey, be you're gonna rag away. It's right. No, it's gonna be sore No, I ain't over. Hey, I ain't a way racker, bro. You're me sore. Fuck you guys So you should I think this would all be really like to have have you come a little bit of this, to have the strong man come, document it. And me, just be the weight racker. Yeah, and then you'll be sore. It's not a weight. You can't in 45s, back in 4. Over and over.

Starting point is 00:05:52 All the LK fellas. Well, you know, I won a load up five. Five? I'm like, that's 10 aside, I'm like, you know, it's gonna take some time. Keep going. Now, that's what is that, 4.95? What is that?

Starting point is 00:06:02 If it's 45 pound plates, yeah. There's 55 pound plates and kilo plates, so 25 pound plates, or sorry, 25 kilo plates at zoo, for example, the red one. When are you guys holding up? When the fuck are you guys throwing five wheels on them fucking, on that board? Oh, deadlift.

Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah. Bench, I probably never will in my life, but it's a red one right now too. Yeah, it's fine. Are you benching that? Are you benching that? Are you benching that? No, I can't bench five minutes.

Starting point is 00:06:27 Now, you can take 120 in each hand and do military. Yeah, I feel free tomorrow. How many? I don't know, we'll find out tomorrow. He's strong gorilla, huh? A little bit of a gorilla? I'm certainly strong, yes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:39 Weird. For the amount of, like, it's not like, Brennan's training for a bench press conference. So I'm saying, I think if you train for three months. Yeah. He's got, I think you're strongest polling. I don't know, yeah. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:06:52 That strong man, though, who came to the show, he came to the meet and he's like, I was like, come work out with him. He's like, I'll drive down to Zoom and he lives out there. I'm like, you don't know the drive, but yeah, come on down. That drive, dude. It would be easier on my body

Starting point is 00:07:05 if I did one show in New York City. If I took a plane for six hours, flew New York, they'd show, jump on plane back. It'd be easier on my body. It's true. And we got an Airbnb, because I've done Ontario, I don't know, four or five times now. So every time we would do the shows and drive back

Starting point is 00:07:19 and say it's killing us, you get no rest. He's like, let's get Airbnb. Dude, we got this Airbnb. I'm a sense gin We had this Airbnb in Ontario. It was right outside like Rancho There was donkeys everywhere Donkeys everywhere Donkeys burros Burros everywhere

Starting point is 00:07:39 When you drive that far do you calcify when you get out of the car? Do you have to kind of are you a little bit limpy or? No, I'm okay. That hasn't happened to you yet. No, that's what age does. I'm a, I'm just saying picture of these donkeys. Now, I don't know if you ever see a donkey in person. And that's small.

Starting point is 00:07:56 Mark, you're way too close to it. Hey, man, that's a live. That's a wild dog. A donkey will fuck you up to. That's what I told him, I was like, they get a hold of you man. You can fuck that. What I said, Mark trying to grab this to that. That's what I told him, I was like, they get a hold of you man, you can fuck that. What I said, Mark trying to grab this fucking thing. It's two in the morning,

Starting point is 00:08:09 donkeys everywhere, eating the lawn, chewing on tires. He'll bite you and I'll hold on to you, bro. Did you get the first question? I didn't know how to interact with the animals. I wasn't gonna go, I let him come to me and smell me. Did you see that picture, that video on Instagram with the donkeys was dragging that guy around us? The pen, did you see that?

Starting point is 00:08:24 No, I'm sure. Jim, bring that up. Bring up the picture first, Jim. I'm telling you, this was no small donkey and there were several of them, chill. Well, this guy was hitting his donkey and then, what? On the street?

Starting point is 00:08:36 That's our Airbnb back there. What? What do you mean? That's just donkey's hanging out on the street? Everywhere. It's wild. And I brought it up on stage. On the wild donkey. Yeah, I, I brought on stage. Everyone's like we're the fuck you stand like bite them out Like oh yeah, that makes a donkey town. There's like signs on the sign saying donkey. There is what that's so fucking

Starting point is 00:08:55 There was a bunch of donkeys this several like every night and friendly you can just pet him. I didn't Mark you don't look like you're petting him. You're just reaching your hand. I know. I, we did touch. I touched the dog. His, his ears are back. So sometimes I can be a sign of get the fuck away from me. I told Jay, I just want like this and I, and I let him come to me. I mean, I took the picture that's screenshot from the video. The other side I got the video. I was like, I told Jay, I'm like, God, I pray to God, this donkey fucks mark up. Yeah, I'm gonna go viral, baby. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Do you ever seen up the big black dicks, dude? Oh, they got it. Mark up. Yeah, then we go viral baby

Starting point is 00:09:28 Do you ever seen up the big black dick dude? Oh, they got a Donkeys pack a donkey Dixie dude Right now that that was a female I think that you were no, no, that thing had a did had a stick out at the end there Yeah, yeah, well unless you know, I don't know how to do it. That's Mark and a donkey Yeah, there's a lot here The Ontario just drive to speech up. Cause then I stayed Thursday, Friday, Friday, on an hour of sleep. Cause if anything's off, I can't sleep these days at my age.

Starting point is 00:09:52 Like the way they're gonna be, the master bedroom, the air would blow directly on you. And it was loud. So that kept me up and had the air plugs in. Sounds like, all right, well, I either turn that off, then I'm burning hot. I can't sleep. Or I'll just deal with it, try to deal with it legit hour of sleep Friday night,

Starting point is 00:10:10 8 AM alarm clock. I find fall asleep about 7 AM, 8 AM, I got a fucking go. Stiger has first soccer game in Calabases. So I drive all the way down like there's not going to be traffic from there at 8 AM. Yeah, wrong, son. Yeah, 2 and a half hours at least. I drive back at night. Yeah, it's because night is like an hour and 12. That's the move. Dude, any sort of traffic, any, there's, the thing is, there's no accidents.

Starting point is 00:10:32 There's no reason for it. Look, there's, there's no reason for it. There's never a time with that drive where you're not in traffic for three hours. They just have to be. I don't give a fuck. Every comic that I had, that's why I had three cuts on my opener I'd give this kid at the improv five minutes and then Trace Stewart who's a savage

Starting point is 00:10:49 He's that he just got past the cell in New York David Luke's can't make it so he's tray when David can't do it So it's just in tray and then the new kid every single person out because they they could have stayed there They're being beat, but they're like no one fine and bring stuff. I'm like right whatever Every single one they walking groomed the groomed just, broken. That, that, that, for the reason that drive just, just, because it's so ugly. Just broken.

Starting point is 00:11:12 It's so, I'd rather drive a thing to eat. You don't see a tree. I'd rather drive a thing to eat. It's a pretty drive. No, no, nothing, dude. I agree. You're just in, you're surrounded by steel. That fucks with your eyes.

Starting point is 00:11:22 It fucks with you. It stops, stop and go, stop and go. It was weird, right? I can't stand it. It was a fun time, though. It's a good club. Chin, bring up the donkey beating the fuck. The guy's hitting his donkey. He's hitting his donkey in a cruel way. And the donkey goes, you know what? Well, it wasn't enough.

Starting point is 00:11:40 Enough. And watch what this donkey does to this guy. Just donkey fights back owner? Donkey, yeah, donkey bites fucking donkey does to this guy. Just donkey fights back owner. Donkey, yeah, donkey bites fucking, donkey drags owner around, I don't know. This should give UFC fighters inspiration. This is how you guys should treat Dana White over forcing guys to wear the raw shoes.

Starting point is 00:11:56 This should be inspiration because this donkey's had enough. You fight just have had enough. Take inspiration from this donkey, fighting back, man. Yeah. It's a donkey. It's a donkey. They have dull teeth, they're undersized.

Starting point is 00:12:09 Fuck, where is it? I don't know where it is, but it's great. I mean, dragging them around too. And the guy owns the donkey. Yeah. Stake a little break from me and Brian Calon chatting about whatever bullshit we're chatting about when we take this break,

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Starting point is 00:13:30 right now use promo code fighter. That might be a donkey. It's a lot of men. This one. I don't know. I received Insta Car after threatened to knock a donkey out and it's just a rociously attack. Ah, play that one for the fuck of it. Oh, there are no punk do. No, they're not. Oh, this, oh wow.

Starting point is 00:13:51 The donkey. I guess, I was literally wrong. I was fine. He's trying to knock a donkey out. Well, what friends are like, yeah, do you do that? He's trying to knock a donkey out. Oh, I hope you want to hurt that? Oh, I hope this donkey

Starting point is 00:14:10 I wonder why I wonder why I guess not a thug you should say dumb ass receive an insane crime What a cute dog. I'll try to give him beer and kid who want to hurt a donkey? They are cool. They're mini horses Yes, yeah signed to back away This is fucking cute. I don't... Bit my finger. Yes. Yeah, signed to back away. You didn't even count. I don't want to yet, because I'm scared. I should have happened in second hand.

Starting point is 00:14:32 Oh, he jumped in. Oh! Oh! Oh! Get him! Dude, I can't, he's coming! Get him! No, no!

Starting point is 00:14:41 I was hoping this happened to Mark. I did. Because I was petting a donkey. Yeah, I just wanted to get a tattoo. That's good friend. Oh shit. That's that devil donkey, man. Fuck with dog keys.

Starting point is 00:14:54 You tell me, dude. That's scary. Bit him right on the leg. Yeah, the devil abused an animal. You can shoot me in the head. No, I don't see you. I mean, they may not have been abusing him. I think the guy just fell down.

Starting point is 00:15:03 I think I just fucked up phone. I think I just fucked up. I think I just fucked up. not have been abusing him. I think the guy just fell down I got you just fucked up falling into the donkey cage Well, but the but to Mark's point though the goal was to punch knock the donkey out Oh, I don't know. So that donkey can feel I didn't know that you feel the energy Yeah, that this is say like horses donkeys know your intention So they're giving them bear, they're hitting them. Like, like, he bit that guy, it was like,

Starting point is 00:15:27 Kate, the donkey was like, what are you trying to do? Yeah. So that bite was kind of just an initial, like, back the fuck up. Homeboy falls in it. Animals like that are already, their animals are prey. So they know when a predator is there. They can feel like.

Starting point is 00:15:41 That's the biggest thing in your house like that. Yeah. And to Mark's point, with that donkey, Mark was like, it's not your aggressive at all tours. He put his hand out. And doggy was actually pretty nice. Yeah. So I think they can feel your intentions.

Starting point is 00:15:51 It's like a avatar. You remember when he connected to the braid, the slippery, the slimy braid. So I wanted to. Yeah, dude, a avatar. You heard the avatar blues? You know, people come in suicide after the first avatar. That was 20 years ago.

Starting point is 00:16:04 I can kind of believe that because people... That's real. Well, people, like when I saw that, I was like, I remember just kind of dreaming that I... How... You'd never want to go anywhere else. That's incredible. To be in that fucking form. We're headed that way. Uh-huh. We're headed that way.

Starting point is 00:16:18 Have a virtue. So they call the avatar blues, people legit commit suicide. Now, clearly, you know, they would have opened up a pack of starbursts and get all yellow that would commit suicide. So this gives them excuse, right? So obviously mentally unstable. If a movie avatine?

Starting point is 00:16:33 Well, I can understand that that movie sends you somewhere. People were hard on that movie. And I was like, I thought that was an incredible movie. I'm just a remake of Ferngulli. But so many people were like, ah, that's fucking, that script, I go, I thought it was great. I thought it was a great movie. That's a movie when it's on I'll watch it every time Well, especially I watched it in 3d. Did you see it in 3d? Yes, sir? Of course that was that one That was like the first three was it the first 3d movie?

Starting point is 00:16:56 That how old maybe I think I was like the first I mean big experience is probably the first one like that when it come out 2000 It's 20 years old. I saw jaws in 3d 2002 No, it's 20 years old Come on just part 2's come out 20 years later. I don't believe hey James Cameron could you hurry up 2009? Yeah 2009 not 2002 Still it's a hot second ago and then part 2's come out, I don't know, December this year?

Starting point is 00:17:27 Yeah, it's based off the water, I guess. Oh, so it's... They're in the water and shit. Oh, wow. It's called Aguitar. Yeah. I don't know. Aguitar.

Starting point is 00:17:38 It's also... Yeah, it should be the plot of little... Oh, my God. Just little mermaid, that'd be sick. But that's what we're headed with, like, meta and stuff. Right now meta, it should be the plot of little. I don't know. Just little mermaid, that'd be sick. But that's what we're headed with like, meta and stuff, right now meta looks like shit, but eventually in 20 years after our baby. So if you have your avatar blues hanging, the daddy.

Starting point is 00:17:55 That's the larger question is, where does virtual reality take us in terms of like, how much can it replace physical sensation? Especially if you're in a room where you're getting the physical sensation. Oh like with girls like virtual girls All of that that's for sure coming but I'm talking about so so if you now with virtual reality You can actually see what it's like inside a refugees tent So when they're trying to raise money, they take rich people and they go, just come here and then they'll have,

Starting point is 00:18:27 like you're being a tent and there's smoke and stuff and they'll actually put that, they'll create that. So they get a person view of them. And it's a 3D experience, a virtual reality experience of what it's like. You can go through a bizarre, you can go into a city and really see what that city's like. And it's pretty damn close to a lot of things.

Starting point is 00:18:49 When it's not. But it is. Yeah, it's not. No, but it is. That's gonna be the same. They're gonna get there right now. It's not. But here's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:18:57 So I went on safari. And I was there in South Africa and I saw animals. Okay, problem was that I saw lions and I saw giraffes and it's all cool to see them and listen to them and move and they're right in front of you. When I grew up when I was a kid in the 70s and I went on safari in Kenya, it was like holy fucking shit.

Starting point is 00:19:18 I've seen and all of a sudden so many nature shows, so many close-up shit that you go, well, they're not doing anything. Those lines are just lying there. I've seen lines fucking jumping in here, grab a fucking, I've seen everything. So it's kinda like, and so I really wonder if, as kids who are in the inner city,

Starting point is 00:19:35 and they don't have any money, they get to see what it's like in downtown Bombay, in every detail with the exception of the smells and the noise I understand is a difference. But man, you can get pretty fucking close. Yeah, we can. I mean, it's gonna be. You know, so far as a kid, that's been cool.

Starting point is 00:19:50 Oh, yeah. Man, that's been cool. Yes. Twice. Jesus Christ. Twice, remember I lived in Saudi Arabia. I lived in overseas, so you, Africa was so close, you could fly to Africa an hour or two and you'd be in Kenya and more than that.

Starting point is 00:20:04 But same like when you went shark diving, like we're the shark week, we're the show on the Great White Jump Out of the Water. And if it ain't at that level, so again, it's like my brother and law, my nephews, they put on the gear and they got in the cage. Okay, but we don't know about those things. Is the cage attached?

Starting point is 00:20:22 It's right there, the cage is always there, the boat just comes up. Of course. And the sharks all know, because they're gonna be fed. And then I knew there were no great whites, there are other sharks, but I wasn't gonna get wet and get in the water so I could see them from there.

Starting point is 00:20:33 I could see them from the boat. It's just a great white, I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. It was the black tip I'm out, dude. Yeah. Matter of fact, you and my money back. These were bronze whalers. Nope, give me my money back.

Starting point is 00:20:42 I agree. If it ain't a great white, give my fucking money back. I want to be great white. I want to be great. I want you to trim the waters, a lot of extra blood. Yeah. I want you to trim the waters. Let's get this thing really aggressive popping.

Starting point is 00:20:54 I want you to attack something. Me too. I went and mind it doing that thing. We saw that guy. He made that stupid glass bar. That's crazy. That's crazy. You know, that stupid guy.

Starting point is 00:21:02 Sure do. Sure do. That's what I'm looking for. That's what we No, stupid guy. Sure do. Sure do. That's what I, but that's what I'm looking for. That's what we're used to. Well, it's just, we're coming desensitized on all this shit. Like, even when you see a fight, because you have seen stuff like that,

Starting point is 00:21:15 it's like, Jesus Christ. The first time I saw you have seen it was so brutal, I was like, holy fuck. Now, think about now. Have desensitized you. Totally. That's what happens more, it happens all think even but even the news is even more a little wild west of the stuff the show But it's like a guaranteed striking. There's thing to show that yeah people get a merger

Starting point is 00:21:35 Target that we took out the show the drone strike. I know from like the weird, you know, angle But still someone died right there. It's fucking weird man. It's weird. Yes So weird keeping my son off YouTube and away from that stuff. At 11, those kids will look at everything. Oh yeah. They know everything. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:52 It's like, fuck. Yeah, YouTube, iPad, it's fucking tough to. Well, also, it's taken, think about celebrity. We can all remember when celebrity is kind of, like you were like, damn, I wonder what it's like to be those guys. Like, you know, like you'd see five minutes of them on some talk show.

Starting point is 00:22:07 That's it. That's it, right? If you saw them at a restaurant. Oh my god. Like seeing Bigfoot. Right. But now, like, I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger back and Stallone in their movies,

Starting point is 00:22:19 we were like, what the fuck exercise are they doing? How are these shredded, what diet, how are they lifting weights? One muscle and fitness when you see those guys, all of us would go, gotta start doing flies. You wanna chest like this? We need to know about that. We need to know about that.

Starting point is 00:22:33 I have a subscription. I did in sixth grade, seventh grade, I got my hair cut in a flat top. I had a flat top. And I wanted to be the size of Arnold at my mom to make a drink. Mel. Yeah. Back in. Get me stereo. If you had found out that they were doing steroids, it would have been like them saying they were gay. Yes. Back then I was like, what?

Starting point is 00:22:54 Taboo. Nobody said. No one did. What? Like even bodybuilders. This guy said doing a bodybuilder competition one of the first times was like in the 90s. He said being in a bodybuilder competition without steroids the first times like in the 90s he said being in a bodybuilder Competition without steroids is like being a beauty queen without makeup and that was a that was all news That was trending like what they do step what now nobody's even gonna write an article No, if it was like breaking news Olympian mr. Olympia bodybuilder on steroids. There's not even an article Not even an article this strange how far we fucking come.

Starting point is 00:23:27 Well, what is that work with like so then? So here's my question. They say that all of that's being taken out. Every text you've sent, everything you've ever done, anywhere on your phone, anywhere. They're gonna have digital archivists, digital archivists, who your grandkids can find out who you really were. Well, hey, grandkids, if you're watching,

Starting point is 00:23:48 I apologize for those dick pics. Yep. Your dad's aggressive sometimes. All of that. There's the way we were. If you're watching this in 30 years, that's how it was. No, I'm not weird.

Starting point is 00:23:59 So what? Everyone knew you was doing it, man. I was a product of my time. But then, but then you'll be up to a good guy That's deep faithful shit, but they'll be like no dad. Here's the signature. Yeah, here's the fingerprint Well, even I was thinking about this like I drove down tiger had his first soccer game He's only practiced twice. I'm like this can be a shit show But as we're driving I told you I'm a K pull up

Starting point is 00:24:21 Chrissiano Ronaldo highlights so you can see the very best do it. So Tigers watching that before the before his game I'm having to watch a Chrish a Ronaldo highlights and messy highlights. Of course he's like you know when I was a kid you you'd watch maybe junior sale like I'd watch you know some video tape VHS or whatever to get ready for the game I guess but not like you'd watch like jock jams that listen to jock games Some should to get hype for the fight but or for the game But then I had tiger watching Ronaldo and he's watching it was hey dad and remember he's never playing the game He is hey dad so I can it's legal to do that

Starting point is 00:24:58 Cesar cake where he flips and does the cake. I'll what his dad can I do that Cesar Kale Technically, yes, you could fucking do it. You just need to touch the ball, dude. You're not throwing a fucking butt kick. But eventually you're going to get there. I went, he's a black building this. I said, he's been doing since your age. But think about the fact that he has that in his head. Oh, but he's in cold. That's what I was thinking. I was like, Oh, he sees that now. So that's a possibility. And he's like, dad, I see him using his head, head butt in, he can y'all go.

Starting point is 00:25:27 Again, he can do that. He's been doing it since he was your age. He's been doing it for 30 years, dude. I said, I just need you to get close to the fucking wall. But to your point, you have kids now that are 11 years old and younger who have the exact same stroke as Roger Federer. Exact same stroke.

Starting point is 00:25:43 Because they grew up watching. Oh, his best friend, I told you, his dad played pro in England. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. No, Joshua is, yeah, he came out here for one of the practice. He's on like the, he's on like the, he's, first of all, he's sick. He's on the 10 year olds, 12 year olds team. And he goes, he goes, he goes, he scores 50 goals if he plays with these kids. He was, we can't have them out here. Who, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, it's my son's best friend, Joshua.

Starting point is 00:26:15 He's really skinny, real thin kid, but just, he's that good. He's just so hot. He plays nonstop. He tied him up in school last week. And he was in a bad mood. Now, what's wrong with you, dude? He goes, at recessed out, we're playing soccer and Joshua lined all

Starting point is 00:26:27 of a sub and told us to stop the ball. And I go, what do you mean, lined all of you up? He goes, there was six of us dad and he scored every single time. And I go, you couldn't stop one. He goes, no. And then he told us we was going to put it. And we said, oh, God. And I was like, no, I was like, man, he's old. He said, oh, no. I go, said, oh, he's flexing on you guys. But also like, hey, genius. Well, you know, my mother, he's a freak. And then to that point though, Ty goes, hey, dad, Joshua's dad will buy him a toy

Starting point is 00:26:58 if he scores a goal. So that's why he goes so hard during the game that gives a goal. And Ty goes never play the game before I go, okay, if you score a goal, I'll get your toy. First man of the game that gives a goal. And Tigers never played a game before I go. Okay, Tee, if you score a goal, I'll get your toy. First man of the game. Boom! Swack!

Starting point is 00:27:10 Right, I'm like, oh shit! And I was crunk. I'm like, yeah! Three! My mother was talking, I think, to the, or maybe she was listening to this, the person that, at Juilliard, Juilliard is the school in New York

Starting point is 00:27:23 where, you know, it's the most prestigious for shapowl school of the arts yeah big time to pal with their yeah okay i didn't want to go to school if you're if you're a belly dancer if you're an actor if you're a musician especially yeah i think you're a two-packing mother uh... he has to leave you did yes i believe he did it's got a pedigree, you know, I think in fact Rob Williams went there correct for a year and they're like get out of here, but but but but So so the guy was saying now when we have singers or you know

Starting point is 00:27:57 musicians Because they have YouTube because they've watched the very best Every single one of them, 15 years ago, if any of them had even come up to this, they all would have gotten in, they would have been total standouts. Now everybody's amazing. Everybody by the time they audition

Starting point is 00:28:14 are so technically unbelievable. They're just on a different level. Like, we don't even know who the fuck to choose. It's literally like, well, I'm in a roll-up. But that's everything, because the level and people have exceeded expectations for what you can do in sports, you look at basketball, football. If you go to a pop-winter game now or a middle school game now, you'll be blown away.

Starting point is 00:28:34 Really? Everything. Wrestling, basketball, football, soccer, baseball. My brother-in-law is a coach for like little league team and he's watched the traveling team. There's the high school kids. He got there early and was like, what is this? Is this, are these pros? Are these college?

Starting point is 00:28:53 And they're like, those are the high school teams. What in the fuck? He played high-level baseball in college. He's like, what in the fuck? Now kids are doing year-round, they're specializing in sports. They're playing 24-7. And the gap, they're closing the gap. And people are so, I think it's the wrong thing to do,

Starting point is 00:29:13 but they're so specializing in that. You get injury, you're petting injuries, no. Not injuries, they're just kids get burnt out. They're fucking sevens. But then also, like, I was talking to that kid who's a savant and soccer, I was talking to that dude who's a savant and soccer. I was talking to his dad like hey how often he's like dude I have no time to myself. Joshua's practice Monday Tuesday Wednesday

Starting point is 00:29:31 game Thursday game Friday. Sometimes he has a game in San Diego on Saturday. He's like I have no I have no downtime. And I was like is that how he grew up? Yeah but I told him I said if my kid was as good as soccer or whatever sport he is as good as Joshua's That makes sense. Yeah, but if he's just a guy We're not doing that dude. That didn't happen. Yeah, if he's just one of the average Joe's on the team. Yeah, but this kid He's the next he's he's special. Yeah, that's a whole different thing. Well tennis almost none of the kids that are nationally ranked under 12 become pros Because tennis they just burn out. Yeah, they fucking burn out. You have to let them do a whole bunch of other stuff

Starting point is 00:30:12 you know cuz a lot of that's like that. Oh, these specialized sports But now recruiters with us D1 these big-time colleges and even the NFL they want a guy who's doing wrestling baseball They want to more well-rounded yeah, they want a guy who's doing wrestling, baseball, they want to be well rounded. They want more well rounded and have different assets, you know. Yeah, 100%. I think that's kind of part of life. Being able to adapt and learning everything is the whole point.

Starting point is 00:30:37 And being good at, you know, other sports, not just focus on one, because again, they're worried about burnout. Yes. I think as you are older, getting really good at one thing is how you learn about yourself. There's no doubt, it's probably the best way. I love when people go, I'm going to find myself. Where are you going? You just get a backpack around.

Starting point is 00:30:51 Cool, I understand you want to see the world in a change of day every. If you really want to learn about yourself, fucking like try to get really good at something difficult, that's my philosophy. Yeah. You'll learn. Well, as you bring up, Joe, you brought up

Starting point is 00:31:04 for some reason I can't find it out But so sadly last few door who's been on a big brown break down before he passed away from liver cancer I know kids are my tragic man such a dime piece, too He did you can't find his last post. Yeah, I'll find it down. I'll find it. No, it's a beautiful post That on his somewhere and you can't find no not on his it was a No, it's a beautiful post that is on his It's somewhere and you can't find it. No, not on his it was a Something he wrote before he passed away because he knew you know it was getting bad. God man. Can you imagine facing The fucking death at its doorstep and you're 34

Starting point is 00:31:39 But yeah, I'll get you I'll find it. Yeah, I'd love to see it. Yeah, it's a motherfucker too, huh? Dude, he was the first man, uh, Reencard. Dude. Fuck. It's horrible, man. It's just in 34 liver cancer, dude. Yeah. And he fought pretty recently. I think he fought last December?

Starting point is 00:31:57 Really? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I don't know. It's just one of those things, man. When it's time to go, it's time to go. And that fucking terrible. Yeah. That's kind of like one of those things where you go, no way. I didn't believe it. When someone told me that, you know, he passed away like, what?

Starting point is 00:32:14 I'm dealing with that right now. The friend of mine is 38. The same thing. Is 38? Yeah, it makes no sense. And what do you have? He has angiocromo. He has angiocromo. No, he has angiostochoma.

Starting point is 00:32:25 I just keep trying to call him, but he's not answering. Unfortunately. And is that terminal? Well, yeah. It affects very old people. And for whatever reason, he got it. And did I tell you this story? This is a look at the draw.

Starting point is 00:32:41 So he was limping. He was my dad's caddy. but he became a part of the family, really close, like to all of us. Talked my kids had a golf. It was always there, the kids would go. But he also became just a friend, because he just became, he was on the tour. He's a golf pro on the tour.

Starting point is 00:33:02 And funny and great. And he started limping. And my mother was like, what's going on? I was like, my damn so-as. You know, I can't. Couldn't golf. You know, he said pro. And he was training for the tour or whatever. And then six months later, he's still fucking limping. And my mother, my mother, is like a witch, a good witch. My mother goes, what's going on with that thing? And he goes, ah, it's just finished here. Is he getting worse? And he said, it's just, it's not getting better. And she looked at me and he says,

Starting point is 00:33:28 well, that doesn't make sense to me. So he said, yeah, whatever. Another three weeks go by. And she says, you need to go to the doctor. And he says, it is, they're gonna tell me I gotta repair. And she goes, get an MRI. He says, no, no, I can't afford it. My mother says, I will pay for it. They take them all of a sudden boom. He's got tumors. He's, no, no, I can't afford it. My mother says that I will pay for it.

Starting point is 00:33:45 They take them all of a sudden boom. He's got tumors. He's got these crazy tumors in his head. And so he's really, really sick. He can't even get up. And then this woman calls him this doctor because remember, doctors now all over the world talk to each other.

Starting point is 00:33:58 They do all this, they communicate. And the doctor fucking calls him up and says, hey, it's like two in the morning. This Asian woman says, there is this experimental treatment that's shown really good results with your kind of cancer. So he fucking gets on there and he starts, he takes that therapy and it goes away completely. My father, who has a lot of cancer doctor friends

Starting point is 00:34:21 and stuff like that, my father is, he kind of just looks at me and I go, you know, he's got this experimental therapy. It's going to be awesome. And my father is just, he just looked at me. And I go, what? And he just goes, nothing. Just, you know, don't get your hopes too high.

Starting point is 00:34:37 Because no matter what that therapy is, man, it just, for now, it kind of runs its course. So he's, you know, I don't know what's going on, but it comes back. It comes back. It came back. So, it came back. And I'm sure this is the case with this. It's sometimes due to just happens and you're fucked. And, you know, you just got a, oh well. You know?

Starting point is 00:34:57 Yeah, it can't be so big. But we're getting closer and closer. The kind of fucking progress. The kind of progress they're making on childhood cancer is outstanding. It's crazy. So yeah, for theater and he's also a guy who was a big advocate with CBD and marijuana because he was like painkillers, fuck that. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's huge in the movement of marijuana and CBD for that stuff.

Starting point is 00:35:18 Stutters and just a funny guy like really really a huge career outside the UFC, commentating and doing or the fuck I was he was he Greek or American? Did he have an accent Canadian? Okay, he but he did he have an accent? Not really Stud that's such can't find that dude. I don't know what what he looking for. It's like he wrote this message like a poem Before he passed away. I saw it somewhere, I think on Instagram. But not on his Instagram? No, well let's try one more time on his then. God, I have a tie, I have a tie story. My dear friend, we did a fucking, oh God,

Starting point is 00:35:58 we did a, she died, but we did a benefit for her because she had cancer. And she got up and the and it was going too long at the lab factory and she started making a speech and they had to turn the room over. They had to haste our playing music. As she's up there over her.

Starting point is 00:36:18 God damn it. Last speech. Savage. I was like, oh, God yeah, that's fucking heartbreaking, man. Yeah. It came out of nowhere either Well, it makes no sense when you're that fucking good looking and that special, you know, I mean you just look at his hair Come on man, the colon cancer you think you think Luke Rockwell's good looking go back to that So it wasn't liver cancer's colon cancer. Oh, yeah, this is official that happens

Starting point is 00:36:43 What once you wait if you're at stage four colon cancer, you're in really, you're in real trouble. Cause it's see it metastasis. It's all in your body. Colon cancer incredibly, incredibly fucking curable. If you get it in time, and the first thing to ask is, do you have any history of colon cancer in your family?

Starting point is 00:37:01 And if you do get a fucking camera up your ass. How would you? Yeah, they can fix it. 34. What do you do, man? Well, unfortunately, for whatever reason, he probably didn't get checked early, but why would you? At 34, why would you? Yeah, and he's in a camera. And you don't feel it. And you don't feel it. And you don't feel it. Our fumes are a little old school too. Like, I have to go to Denver, because my grandma passed away and they're having the funeral and all that stuff this weekend It's a chance for people to come together around you Well, what do you what do you want? It's more of a party when you die and you're gonna die before me because you're so big 100%

Starting point is 00:37:32 I mean not to get you know, and I'm sorry about that. What do you want? What do you want me to do? Do you want me to just cremate the fuck? No have a party do you ever go to improv or laugh? Actually have a party should I snort your asses and then I'd be cool on to everybody be cool I'm done for that. Yeah, I'm really fresh right here. I'm fine. I'm more Freaky get real chin cuz it would be everywhere right? You do a matching it dude I know you boys

Starting point is 00:37:56 Is it possible was I just drunk or something? It would be it would be every last post would be everywhere I'll find it and if I can't find it, someone helped me find it. Is it not on Twitter? Maybe I don't use Twitter, so I didn't see it there. Trust me, it would be everywhere. So it was really heartfelt. I know, I know. That's a bummer, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:17 We'll see if we can find it. Because how would you get checked? You just don't know, so by telling you the check, it's too late. So when you, you don't, you don't know. You do not fucking know until it's too late. So that's why like if you have a history of colon cancer, get a fucking colonoscopy.

Starting point is 00:38:30 I don't care what the doctor says, just get it done. Because if they find it and you have stage two, curable as fuck, very curable, they just remove the colon. Part of your colon, you're fine. Yeah, that's a fucking problem. You're totally fine. You know, my dad was saying that,

Starting point is 00:38:44 what you don't think about, like, you know, he's been, my dad's one of 13 or whatever. You're one of 11. There's a million cousins too, which I haven't seen, I'll have to see him this week. My dad was saying, well, you don't think about when you pass away, I used to deal with all the allocations of for money.

Starting point is 00:39:00 I put, like figuring all that out, he's been a nightmare man. Nightmare. Yeah. Nightmare. But how's your family tree? I feel like you figuring all that out, he's been a nightmare man, nightmare. Yeah, nightmare. But how's your family tree? I feel like you're all healthy. I mean, it's diabetes, when it's a family, but not cancer, cancer doesn't.

Starting point is 00:39:13 Cancer, I mean, my grandma and grandpa and my mom's side died of lung cancer, but they smoked. Yeah. But I'll say that now. I feel like your genetics are good. Yeah, nothing. Cause you don't, you don't, you've always stayed in shape. You've never not worked out. That's a huge family too Everybody's my grandma even till she passed away was swimming every week really non-stop. How old was she?

Starting point is 00:39:34 98 oh Jesus Christ. Yes, I mean you I say you're gonna die early, but I don't yeah We'll see I don't think so my dad is a fucking giant and he's 82 fucking. Yeah, I'm doing the damn thing. And that guy could give a fuck. God, how about the funeral service for the Queen of England, do 12 days, today they're finally puttin' her down. Longest reigning monarch, my god. 70 years. You know where, how some people are like throwing shade at her?

Starting point is 00:39:59 My god, okay. Okay, what do you wanna do? She didn't choose, she was thrust into that line line at 25 years old, will you have to be perfect yet but if you put it but even if you look back at the whole you know all that stuff the way when countries took other countries over the where slavery started afghan sell another afghan like she's part she's the cocking machine she can have stopped it no

Starting point is 00:40:22 no i got i mean the slavery was not it's not unique to America everybody it's you know to the human race other native Native Americans would make other Indian slaves out the Comanche and the Apache savages savages savages I mean they're everybody the Africans Europeans slave so slave the term comes from Slavs Slavs the Slavic peoples were always fucking They were always in slave because they didn't belong to a nation state. They were tried to another nation stay We'd be like oh we can get those people over there hot girls and use men for work the one who were broke

Starting point is 00:40:58 They're turning them to slave slave Slavic slaves. Yes. Yes Yeah, and then in Africa who do you think was putting those slaves on the boats? Well in the interior you used other slaves. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And then in Africa, who do you think was putting those slaves on the boats? Well, in the interior, you used other Africans. Yes. In fact, in a lot of the wars, they would take captives because it was money. Yes. Yeah. That's what human beings do to each other. slavery runs deep in all fasts. And it runs in the Bible, everybody. In the Bible, in the Old Testament, you never heard what's amazing to all scholars. You never heard the great moral thinkers from Socrates, Aristotle, Jesus, Muhammad, even the Buddha talk about slate the evils of slavery.

Starting point is 00:41:33 That was a recent thing. The first people to really bring up the evils of slavery were essentially the evangelical Christians of Britain, the what you'd call right-wing Christians of Britain back in the 1800s. Did you they were the ones who started the abolitionist movement? Yeah. Look it up. Did you see what's going on with the owner of the Phoenix Ants, they're trying to get him out of there? He owns the team.

Starting point is 00:41:55 No. And I mean, the stuff where he should be thrown out with, which is throwing on the radar, you know, his sexist comments and sexual assault stuff. But they're saying that really this one you're out there saying he's racist, right? Of course. But he would, listen, I don't think it's the appropriate thing to do, especially being a billionaire owner of the team. But what he would do is he would quote other black guys

Starting point is 00:42:18 using the N word. So it wasn't his original quote. He would quote what black guys would say, say it back to the players. And the people would tell him, I hate it, you can't talk like that. And he would say stuff like, and now, you know, one of the problems in the NBA, the criticism they get is, so you have an entire black team, but you have a white man coaching, right? So that's a lot of criticism that NBA gets.

Starting point is 00:42:43 Well, he would hire a lot of black coaches. He'd say, this is me paraphrasing him. He would say, I need a ninja to coach these other ninjas. He was quoting somebody else, but he would say the actual word around the players. Yeah, but does that make him racist? And are you making the world less racist by getting rid of him? I want to know, are you actually do these people

Starting point is 00:43:03 actually think they're making a difference and making the world more equitable and equal by getting rid of him. I want to know, are you actually do these people actually think they're making a difference and making the world more equitable and equal by getting rid of somebody like that? Somebody who not doing it. Somebody who employed like not like a Jordi black man, then also with higher black coaches, which is the biggest criticism in the NBA. What do you think? How am I the guy who did all that? Even though, should he have used that word? No, probably not. Is he dessert? Are to use his team? Are you making the world better by getting rid of the shames of me? No, you're not. But here's the prombie.

Starting point is 00:43:30 They're going to because Lebron, of course, the woke Lebron who I can't fucking stand out, comes out and goes, that type of behavior, we have no room for it in this league. So once the pressure from Lebron who makes the NBA moves comes along, and then also PayPal, who's the big sponsor of the sun, was like, we're out. If he's still the owner, we're out.

Starting point is 00:43:49 It's $3 million. Yeah, exactly. So they're out because they're low bitches. But then that billionaire, like, all right, PayPal's out. I'll just, well, how much is it? Three million? I'll pay five million a year. So they're paying three million a year to sponsor the team.

Starting point is 00:44:01 That billionaire, he could easily be like, all right, that's my bad. They want him out of the, oh my bad they want him out of the the only other one about so he's spending for a year can obtain games so his punishment he got a ten million dollar fine can 10 games spend for one year for using the homework yeah for quoting it it's not nothing's original and the other thing there's like Donald Donald Sterling right there was record of that right so he was fucked Donald Sterling, right? There was record of that, right? So he was fucked. Donald Sterling might have actually been a racist, but we have actual record of it.

Starting point is 00:44:29 There's no actual proof, to here say. Well, I'll say he hired a lot of black coaches, right? Yeah, yeah. Again, my thing is that you're fighting, you are pretending to do something for a problem that you fucking actually aren't helping and you don't really care, it's virtue signalling. Look, and also I love when people are

Starting point is 00:44:51 what's it called, chronological snobs. You'd be exactly or worse the same way as anybody you criticize in history. Don't act like you wouldn't have been racist or on slaves, yeah, you would have, because you didn't have the benefit of history. Don't act like you wouldn't have been racist around slaves. Yeah, you would have, because you didn't have the benefit of history. But Charlotte remains that he get to. So black men, he goes, it doesn't sound like he has racist. Sounds like he was trying to be down with the black guys. I think he was trying to be cool. I like just and just miss the mark. He was like, I don't think, and he was like, there's no recordings of it. He's like, it sounds like he was trying to be down,

Starting point is 00:45:22 but he would hire all black players, black coaches, which nobody else is doing. He's like, it sounds like he was trying to be down, but he would hire all black players, black coaches, which nobody else is doing. He's like, you want to kick this guy out? I don't know if that said that. Good. Yeah, I don't know if this is the fight you're looking for. No, it's, but it's not. Oh, they get him out of there. What one's a good man out of the bag. I'm making a difference. Oh, dude, when I saw the brown tweet that I'm like, he's fucked. The brown puts pressure on constantly miss. He misses the mark. He's not educated on it. It's unbelievable. The same guy says, I don't feel safe in Bel. Okay, so let me ask you guys.

Starting point is 00:45:50 I've been down Bel. Yeah, but let's talk about street shopping. Let's talk about racing. If you're dealing so, okay, so perfect. So you're dealing with, so you want to make the world better? Cool. Now, do you get money from China or do you fuck with China in any way? And I understand if you do, because it's a lot of money.

Starting point is 00:46:05 But please understand. But please understand. So please understand. Please understand. Yes, please understand that the Chinese with the weavers, and we've already talked about this, they put a fucking, they put an official in the home of a weaver couple to make sure they don't have children.

Starting point is 00:46:21 And they live there. So is that cool? Are we good with that? No, China slaves as we speak. Yeah. They're enslaving people as we speak. Yeah. Have you heard Lorraine say anything about that? I haven't.

Starting point is 00:46:32 But hold on. So do the Chinese people that are being enslaved those weers are, do they not count? Like, of course not, because there's money. Oh, got you. That's good. Money, Bob. Okay, if I'm getting this straight,

Starting point is 00:46:45 you're saying LeBron James is a hypocrite? Look, I'm saying it's very hard to be consistent in this world. I think it's like, I listen to fucking Rogan and Seth Dylan talk about abortion on the podcast and they got into it. And Rogan said, yeah, he's the editor in chief of the Babylon B. And he said, abortions are really, it's a human issue. Fucking messy.

Starting point is 00:47:06 You find yourself looking the other way. Well, when is it murder, when is it not? It's all fucking, it's like, woof. The government should stay out of it. It should be a woman's office. It's a hard, no matter what. I don't know if that's, it's not that good.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Well, I agree with you, but I agree with you. I agree with you about what? But he's men passing these laws. But it's not just men. It's not just men. And I hear you, but it's a religious issue. So a lot of people, well, life starts a conception. It's honest where men. And I hear you, but it's a religious issue. So a lot of people that, well, life starts a conception. It's honest where there be a human being

Starting point is 00:47:28 when you stop it, it's murder. It's cool. Cool, cool. If you're religious, do that. Then that's what you believe in. But you can't force these other people who aren't in your religion to do what you think is best. They can because they are saving human life.

Starting point is 00:47:43 And that's how they look at it. What I'm saying is it's a very, and then you get into this. Okay, so you're saying a zeitgoat or whatever the fuck it is, where it's just a clump of cells, what is that in comparison to a kid is seven months old? Well, that's why we don't have late-term abortion. We have, the line was always,

Starting point is 00:48:00 when is the baby viable outside the mother's body? And that was the thing, but Roe v. Wade was overturned. So now, states like Texas called the heartbeat law. The minute I can detect a heartbeat, which is after six weeks or whatever, you can't have an abortion. You don't know your pregnant until a lot of times. Now, and here's my other problem with it.

Starting point is 00:48:19 When they say that you don't make exceptions for rape or incest. That's insane. What? And so you, what about the kids in middle school? What do you, what the fuck are you talking about? And they say that you don't make exceptions for rape or incest. That's insane. And so you, what about the kids in middle school? What are you, what the fuck are you talking about? It's insane. Should we have a quick sense response to this? No, my joke is this.

Starting point is 00:48:32 If you, it's not even a joke. If you really care about the unborn, worry about the born who don't have parents. Is your house an orphanage? Do you have one room that you dedicate to fostering children? I'm just asking. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Well, that's your problem.

Starting point is 00:48:46 Well, that's like Kamala Harris. She was like, we don't have a board of prom. And then the like Texas who's having an influx of immigrants goes, oh, cool. You we don't have a prom. Kamala Harris, let's do this. We're gonna, we're gonna fucking put all these immigrants on a bus, put them in front of your house.

Starting point is 00:49:02 That's how they did. That's how Larry. And so now notice Chicago, New York, those states, yeah, these states that go, we don't have a problem. Texas and some other states are shipping the immigrants up and go, all right, we don't have a problem, then you deal with them. Yeah. Oh, is it a problem?

Starting point is 00:49:19 But it's not a problem because we're a red state. You think we're fine. But when you're calling us racists, yeah, when it's in your backyard, how you feeling now? And the New York goes, the terrible governor there, he used to be the chief of police, Adams goes, well, the mayor, he goes, yeah, I mean Adams goes, well, if they would just give us a heads up, we can't handle this. No, hold on. I thought you were all cool. That same energy, mother fucker. Yeah, I thought you were all cool. So you're fine as long as not your state and you don't have to deal with it and deal with it on a daily basis.

Starting point is 00:49:47 Now you guys have to face it. It's not all good, is it? And that's what Texas and California is doing with non-fucking stop. Not stop. If two million fucking people coming over the border because it's open border. Yeah, that's right.

Starting point is 00:49:59 I have a buddy who's in the drug business and he's like, oh, because the border's open, like there's just a sort of drug. He's like, nobody's making money. Well, he's like a drug business and he's like, oh, because the board is open, like there's just a sort of drug. He's like, no, he's making money. Well, he's like too much. He's like, you know, he's like, he's just surplus of drugs.

Starting point is 00:50:10 So people are sitting on heroin and fentanyl and no one has money in America. Because inflation, he's like, so we're just sitting on it. So he's like, now it's Spain and Australia. Notice the ODs in Spain and Australia? Really? That's the new markets.

Starting point is 00:50:22 America's not the market anymore. Really? Because they open up the flood gate. So everybody's coming in, so the markets's the new markets. Wow. America's not the market anymore. Really? Because they open up the floodgates, so everybody's coming in, so the market's just oversaturated. America don't have a ton of extra money spent on drugs, so there's no business. That's interesting. Easy, there's no business here. It's Australia's state.

Starting point is 00:50:35 It's coke and stuff is so expensive in Australia. Is it? So white here, no, I have friends in Australia who are like, oh, they come to LA, they're like, coke's so cheap here, I'm like, is it? Yeah, we paid 200 bucks a gram, and, you know, in Australia, because the difficulty of getting it. I had a guy say to me, a guy who is a fan,

Starting point is 00:50:51 he goes, hey, do you ever do any toot? I go, I don't know what he's saying, I go, what do you mean? You know, you go, I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, you know, if you wanna do, I mean, I got weep, and I got below, and then he goes, like this, he goes, and this shit comes straight from the cartel.

Starting point is 00:51:05 I'm like, oh, the murderers? Oh, that means there's fentanyl in it. Is there any blood that's mixed in, any innocent blood just mixed in with the fucking? Yeah, hard pass. Yeah, you'll be more into coke these days with the fentanyl. I don't know if that, it's not that, it's just like, I always feel like. No, it is that. Where is that? How many people died to get this fucking key

Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah, but use not phone through. I could put that aside They mixing coke was yes, although Hold on There is some recent odys probably from people you know, you know, in the comic community. Well, I know, I remember that, but that wasn't, they don't think that was cocaine. No, no, it was, it's fentanyl.

Starting point is 00:51:51 No, that was fentanyl, but they, they wasn't cocaine. And that was cocaine, be. Oh, what was it? That was cocaine. No. I mean, fentanyl, I mean, fentanyl cocaine is, I mean. My assumption these days is any white powder you give me, you know. Your test fentanyl.

Starting point is 00:52:07 It's inadvertent. And that's why they're telling people they're giving out free tests. I can test cocaine to see if there's actual cocaine or fentanyl on it. You gotta be more into cocaine these days. You know what, I often do. You're literally rolling the dice.

Starting point is 00:52:18 I check with my fucking, my dealer, I go, is there any fentanyl on this? And he's like, no, I go. I trust you, sir. I believe you. Hey guys, I'm not. That guy, I don't know. Is there any fentanyl in this cocaine?

Starting point is 00:52:33 That's what killed Mack Miller. fentanyl, he bought the cocaine, but it was like fentanyl. He had to be a moron to do it. So he didn't mean to kill himself. No, I didn't know. And they arrested the guy who sold the fentanyl because he thought it was cocaine.

Starting point is 00:52:45 Opie, it still make the press pills to look like a vicar in. Yeah, but it has fentanyl. I gotta stop doing cocaine in the morning. Oh, fuck. Dealer sent in 17, half years from his role in Mac Miller because he sold him what he thought was cocaine, but it was actually laced with all fentanyl. Because fentanyl's so much cheaper to get

Starting point is 00:53:01 so they can cut the cocaine with fentanyl because fentanyl is so strong so they're getting more profit out of it So there's so much more of it in advance You know a lot about it bro, what's up with you man? I watch too much shit I'm gonna try cocaine. I have no desire to do it. You can never try it. Yeah, I hope you can do it after this I got some pure I just don't get the cartel and the cartel wouldn't lie to me I just don't feel like doing it. Shultz is talking about a spot cast like the one time he tried it.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Cocaine, he was like, yeah, yeah, he was talking about, because he went to Burning Man, Shultz is like, I did all sorts of drugs. It's talking about how I'm brilliant it is. And he's like, I did Cocaine, the hangover's awful. He's like, I get the same effect as doing the Adderall. Yeah. He's like, I don't know if you just do Adderall.

Starting point is 00:53:40 I felt fine the next day. He's like, Cocaine, I felt awful. I don't think there's any upside to doing cocaine. I don't think anybody ever did cocaine and went, yeah, you go, you start a business and be like, wait, I came up with the idea of coming up with a candle shop, that song. Ah, we don't, candles, dude,

Starting point is 00:53:57 why don't we make scented candles? And it will have, they'll make them bigger than normal candles. There has to be someone who's able to do it pretty regularly and just operate on a high level, I'm sure. I'm not like, there's some allies up here. I mean, you know, Rob Williams lived on cocaine. For a Sigmund Freud, the great Sigmund Freud

Starting point is 00:54:19 who came up with the idea of a subconscious changed the, came up with the idea of a complex, you wanna have sex with your mother. Fucked everybody up. Fucked the entire all of Christian Europe with what I was talking about. That was all too much cocaine. He did enough as fucking Rob Williams

Starting point is 00:54:35 and Goodwill Huntsy said he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse because he had jaw cancer. He had really bad jaw cancer. And so for whatever reason, it started doing that, yeah. Remember that, did you see the Nicarbocker show with Clive Owen? And they portray him, there's like, how is he doing Coke and heroin and Coke and heroin? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:53 Because it was normal back that like people, it was like a classy thing that they would. Well, it was medicinal. It was in Coca-Cola. It was medicinal. It's like, it's like with acid when they first discovered that, Oh, one drop. Oh, that's what I try cocaine. If they put it back in Coca-Cola,

Starting point is 00:55:06 if I could get an old-school Coca-Cola, that'd be fun. Oh, drink it. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right, Jim, what do you got, buddy? I couldn't find that a third or a thing. Dude, I must be tripping. Unless hopefully some drinking this weekend.

Starting point is 00:55:19 Yeah, I could be everywhere. I was looking forward to it. It might have been just like, you know, someone put a palm together with it. I was looking for it too. I might have been just like you know Someone put a poem together with it like I picture I wrote it because they got something about life ending I could have sworn but can't find it literally anyway. It would be all over if it's like that kind of You know groundbreaking be all over All right, um, I should we start with let's see Hold on a second here. Oh

Starting point is 00:55:50 What happened? Oh, there you go. Oh wait, so a guard falls. It's everywhere I mean don't wear a die fuck that. Have you seen this guard fall? No, okay? It's pretty. Oh, he painted. Yeah, but he's it's I guess because it's been this long like feet are that for hours and hours Right people have been waiting days in line just to see the Queen's casket Keep watching was yet which one middle black item on the very left. I can see him. Oh Boom right I can see him. Oh Right Behead him for disrespect in the Queen. How's that work? He's fucked. He's super son. He's an older man He probably locked his legs probably didn't eat right that day probably nervous

Starting point is 00:56:36 Just face right to that. That's so crazy. And then no one else can move Well, no, man Yeah, so that's pretty crazy and some guy tried Well, no, man. Yeah, so that's pretty crazy. And some guy tried rushing the Queen's casket and just got lit up. Really? Yeah, I don't fuck her up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You ever seen the one where the goes because they're not supposed to move or talk and something like American was like Joke it out dude. They can't do shit. He's in his face. He's like poking out and poking out. He's in his face and the guys just knocks it out

Starting point is 00:57:16 Actually, you see that what do you call them? What are they called furry hats? Are they the Queens guard? Are they called the Queens guard or are they a How about I think we're gonna go for you. They might be the cool. Very What a fluffy hat guards called there this Queen. There is why we still we call beer skin a type of cereal mill No, but I mean they are cool. They are called the Elf's for you. So they're just the Queens guards.. Yeah, that's a good idea. And they have to have the, that's I'm a chin strap,

Starting point is 00:57:46 that's the bottom lip strap. Yeah. And that's bear skin. Hopefully. Holy shit. They're with their call, that's called the bear skin. What was Kabeebs hat?

Starting point is 00:57:54 What's the bear skin? Oh my gosh. No, his is a, I forgot what it's called. My guess would be wool. But yeah, I don't know what they'll look. They're with what European guards are. English guards. The Queen's guards.'t know what they'll look. They're what your peeing guards are English cards. The Queens guards. The Queens guards. Right. How many of them are then? What's the

Starting point is 00:58:11 compensation? Because those boys, King's guard. That's the King's guard. Talver's old, the card in the official royal residence in the United King, King's guard, infantry tendons while the King's lifeards are Calvary troopers So yeah, there's just military and they get Allocated that and they just got to stand there Yeah That's not that's that's tough is it the best gig for them?

Starting point is 00:58:40 You think are they excited about it when they get called up to do that? Who just stand nothing? me, are they excited about it when they get called up to do that? He just did. Nothing happened. My buddy, Mike Glover, who ended up being like a Delta guy and all that, but he started 18. As a guy, I think it was a guard of the unknown, the tomb of the unknown soldier in DC. And you have to do that inspection like the whole. And then he came, go to Mike, go to Mike Glover's Instagram. Mike Glover? He was 18 and then he became a high level, I mean badass. And the Royal Army? No, no, no, the American Army. Was he standing there with the Special Forces guy?

Starting point is 00:59:13 He was the equivalent in America of what we are. We don't do that shit. Yeah, we do, yeah, we do. The unknown soldier, keep going. I think he was in the first time there he is back when he was in, like, you know, a lot of the other generation. And did you see the gun where he does the special Yeah, yeah, that was where but he was he's a great fun guy, but he he

Starting point is 00:59:32 He just said he just he just picked it up right there Yeah, you just watch it already Jim. We don't need to I love that shit though, but uh, so he would stand on guard like the Royal yeah, so you do, it's something similar, you know? It's a best, but yeah. Dime piece. Fucking big boy. I'm trying to think where we do that, I guess the CIA like kind of stands up front with the president.

Starting point is 00:59:54 We don't have those weird hats on. So Mike Lover, real quick with Tim Kennedy, since we have a connection, Tim was, he, they kind of wanted him out when he was in sniper school for special forces or whatever. You want to get Tim out? Yeah, he was the guy that didn't like him. So, Tim, I guess, didn't have a spotter for the sniper thing.

Starting point is 01:00:17 He said, well, you're out. He said, unless there's anybody in this in this group who wants to volunteer To spot for Tim, but if he misses it was like a thousand yard shot if he misses You're out too Right, so he these are all these people and Mike lover didn't even know Tim goes all fucking do it That's why they're so bonded Yeah, Mike got up and fucking spotted form boom perfect shot But that one shot if Tim had missed that shot

Starting point is 01:00:47 He would have been out of special force. Could you even go to say you only get one shot One shot one kill bro. This shot. This is your chance to blow Out that is what it is Yeah, well if you have those royal guards ever had to really Jump into action. I can't yeah, I don't think I've seen them do anything. I believe they have. You don't hear a lot of. No.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Royal guard collapses. Guy tries to fight Royal guard. Let me see that. I'm sure there's a fight on this. Like in the Sky Girls, this spider will crumble. Okay. Not the spider. It why are you such a dick It's eight minutes shooting off the fast forward son. I don't think I should I bet they do at the end

Starting point is 01:01:51 Watch what happens. That's what we're trying to do. Yeah, those boys don't fuck around. Y'all don't see anywhere. Oh, here it is. They're big boys too. Yeah. Oh, wait. Quick bait. There's nothing. Not a single fight. I see. Wow, that's a terrible video. Alright, maybe we got another one to just move on. I don't think we're finding it. There's just a lot of them collapsing though. Yeah. Let's see, time's a fight back. Oh, shit. It's falling.

Starting point is 01:02:32 That was hat off. What the fuck is going on here? Oh, piece of shit. I would fuck with him. Why would you fuck with him? I don't have a thing. Oh, shit. Oh, his is got out.

Starting point is 01:02:41 Is there a knife on the front? Oh, this is got out So a knife on the front oh See fucking put you're not allowed to touch them oh You have the the what they call a bet bayonet bayonet on the front That was really good punch, but that was real big the job Let's just ran We can see this punch again

Starting point is 01:03:21 Like you actually pushed him right We can see this punch again. You know what? Like you actually pushed him, right? It's like a slap. And I wonder if they get, is there any repercussions? I don't think so. You're fucking with them. No. It's just stand there.

Starting point is 01:03:34 You're becoming a threat and you touched him. You had to tough gay fucker touch him. You were the one who alarm me. I saw Rogan post this. China was able to discover some crystal in the moon that apparently You can do nuclear fusion with Ford limitless energy. Oh, wow It's this thing kind of power that power the stars and the sun. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a rich and moody episode Well the fucking moon is gonna become a fucking battle zone then for mining and shit. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah

Starting point is 01:04:03 Yeah, fuck yeah, bro. we're gonna have space wars right now I mean we do have a lot of rocks yeah that was pretty interesting though space wars let's go to marks right now it's very interesting top the bottom yeah all right these are all this bangers dude bangers okay oh I'm exot your life, this guy's about to go break this ice With his arm Oh, his arms broken. It's our's broken. Oh, I didn't see it. Let me see it. Oh my god. He's all Oh, no dude, how did that happen? How did that happen? He's all holding it out. Let's see that again in an instant replay Come on dude. That is the breakdown the first time

Starting point is 01:04:52 This is elbow. It's elbow. He just spoke here just fucking elbow How painful was this what what's the pain level right now? Can't be good somebody get some come on You go. Ah. How painful is this? What's the pain level right now? Can't be good. Somebody getting some, come on dude. Come on dude. Shit, I'm like that. Get me out of here.

Starting point is 01:05:11 Get me the fuck out of here. That's what you're saying. Get me the fuck out of here right now. Oh gosh. Okay. Jesus Christ, snap this fucking out. What's this? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:05:22 Came off and he jumped. Like Evan standing up for Tom Brady. Yeah, that Latamore is talking shit to Tom Brady. Boom. Got Tom Brady's face. Latamore. Oh, he just wanted to get your dinner. Tom's Brady space here with me. See it again before show it. See Evan's came off right there. He is in Tom fucking shit. Oh, okay. Of course, Mike Evans has his back. Yeah, Tom's going to some shit right now, him and his girl,

Starting point is 01:05:45 Giselle, she's moved out of the house. She's just caught crying in New York. I thought she was not going back to the mom. Hey, hey, you know what, how about this? Hey, that was a long run. That's a long fucking run. That's not easy. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:59 You're talking about their marriage. Yeah, so congrats on. I was a long run from him to hit. Yeah, I thought you were talking about that. I thought they were married, man. They're married. Yeah, absolutely. What size of the NFL is going to suspend Evans

Starting point is 01:06:10 a few games? Would you, like, would you in that same position somebody's going up your quarterback? 100%. Yeah, but you still got to suspend Evans in a way. Yeah, you don't. Yeah, you find it. No, you got to depend.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Well, you can't have that though. The way that everybody starts doing. It's so pussy these days. What else you got to defend. Well, you can't have that though. The rest of our story starts to go. So pussy these days. What else you got? Okay. So this next one is, yeah, close up. If you didn't see it, Brian, I don't know if you watched the fights for this weekend, but this is Songy Donk's Cut.

Starting point is 01:06:35 We can see that up close. How bad it was before they stopped it. Not a good cut. Yeah, they let it go on for a little bit. This was against Chris Hanig. Yes, Han he won. Yeah. Did he win because of this? He won because of that. These are months. They could have. They could have.

Starting point is 01:06:52 If it wasn't for the cut, it was tied to rounds of peace on the judge's score cards from that fourth, fifth round. Of course, Hanig and like phenomenal. He looked great. Did you watch the, uh, Canelo, uh, Triple G in me too? Bore. Yeah, well, I think it was just time for a Triple G. He's your 40. And then he wants to fight Bivoli.

Starting point is 01:07:12 He really didn't fight. Triple G, I figured, still feeling out process. He fought 24 rounds. Like, let's go. And then he turned on the ninth round. I think every time you throw, then you're getting fucking boom. But he's in the shield.

Starting point is 01:07:25 Be-be-be-vol, uh, he wants to fight be-vol, I know that was mine. It was mine. Too big. Yeah, tough fight. What else you got, Jen? Here we go. So this is a post-alone trips in the middle of the stage. You'll see the stage is really set up weird like there was a hole in the middle of it that

Starting point is 01:07:40 didn't get covered up and I assume you guys had broken ribs before. I know. I've broken ribs. They're awful. They take forever to heal because you don't get covered up and I assume you guys have broken ribs before. I know I've broken ribs. They take forever to heal because you don't get a lot of blood. And they can't read. It's a card a lot. Yeah, right. It's your chatty sitting there going like, ah, I'm in pain.

Starting point is 01:07:52 And you're like, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, it depends. So there's a video of it. See what happens. So he's just walking the stage probably high shit. Oh, I see. And there's a hole in there. What the?

Starting point is 01:08:02 Oh, damn. Right. So somebody's getting fired for leaving that. Oh, my fuck. And there's a hole in there. What the? Oh Right so somebody's getting fired for leaving the I didn't so much did he come through there like you come through it. It's like close up bad boy Oh fuck oh somebody's definitely losing their job That's a that's all three were like the emotional hard you have to fall to break and that's I mean that's bad That didn't have to happen. Like because he's drinking or smoking or the fuck he's, that's just bad.

Starting point is 01:08:27 He's designed. Yeah. Fucking whole Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. And you got a saying. Is that him leaving? It is. Now Herbert, the star and quarterback for the chargers

Starting point is 01:08:37 also broke three ribs this past weekend. He'll still play through it, but he will. Dude, it's Sruberies broke four ribs. He'll play. He'll play. You broke ribs fighting? it, but he will. He will. He'll do it. He'll play. He'll play. You broke ribs fighting? Fighting, yeah. Yeah, fighting.

Starting point is 01:08:49 How do you play through that? Just shut yourself up with something? No, you just played through it. Oh, God, it's so painful. Postal loan, he shouldn't cancel any dates. Well, no, hold on. Because when you're seeing, though, you gotta see a brief.

Starting point is 01:09:00 There's a lot of pressure on that. No, Drew Brees won the MVP with four broken ribs. He broke them first game When MVP the NFL was getting costy hit He's saying that's brutal get up. I think they get up and then sing though, you know So I'm saying different and there's no and there's no drug testing You can take horizontal shots all sorts of are you saying shut up and sing? Yeah So that you breathe shut up and through the floor. I is that Jubri's shut up and through the floor?

Starting point is 01:09:27 I thought you couldn't breathe in. No, you can. I mean, it sucks uncomfortable, but you know, seeing, right? Yeah, you're seeing it. My heart goes out to Post-Below. Jubri's want to MVP with broken ribs. This is a Russian phone provider. This is the obvious thing I always...

Starting point is 01:09:41 Holy shit. This is crazy. My buddy sent me this. He goes, this is too intense for me Literally a phone boost. Oh, right. You got knocked. Oh my god He's out team off on it. Yeah, and you can't stop the rest like oh my god I love the comments. This is not an entertainment. Damn, come on man, there's enough's enough. Yeah. This is not an entertainment.

Starting point is 01:10:09 I mean, I like to see it as a clip and that's it. I wouldn't like watch entire fight. Vag. We start back to back. See. That has to be Russia. It's pretty badass. It's one higher percent.

Starting point is 01:10:21 You see all the fucking mass graves they found in fucking Ukraine from Russia and torture chambers? No, I can't take it. I need to have it. Hundreds of people, hundreds of just got hundreds of bodies tortured. Yeah, they just side by the way. So what they're doing is I know this, they're coming in. Again, if you're not, if you're in that town, you get killed.

Starting point is 01:10:40 They're killing everybody in those towns. And that is a, that is coming from the top. Oh yeah. Clear it out. And then when we come back And that is coming from the top. Oh yeah. Clear it out. And then when we come back, that is what's going on in Ukraine. Fucking horrible.

Starting point is 01:10:52 And the women are getting raped. Oh yeah, they're finding bodies of women, children, men, and then they're tied up. And then they're also, they can tell they've been tortured too. So they're tortured chambers. They found torture chambers in mass graves. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:11:04 That's not good. Jesus Christ. What else beyond people can imagine? What is this so this says the woke waiting for Joe Rogan to say something? I said, why does that this is funny? So I said hey, dude so is that looks like Brendan and Theo if they met at bed bath and We give me a single. Oh my God. We need to repost that on King of the Sting and put this out but it's awesome. This is in Europe 100% by the way.

Starting point is 01:11:34 Dude, look at that. It's out of my mouth though, man. This is in Europe. They got in the left, it's fucking wild. That's the greatest. He's the greatest. They're both the greatest. The greatest.

Starting point is 01:11:44 Well, there you go. He's taking stock for a're both the greatest. The greatest. What is this? Well, there you go. He's taking stock for a wall. So this is just a silly goose time. That's genius. He's the guy is taking his goose for a mid. The goose is flying. He's flying though. He's flying. He's got a lot of harness and it's flying. That's genius. That guy, that's a great way to get attention. He doesn't give a fuck about that goose

Starting point is 01:12:10 But he's getting a lot of attention. You fuck about that dude. He's doing it for the grand. I tell you meet people That's how you meet people just like that guy who walks around with a fucking With a boa constrictor at carnivals I've seen people girls did on their Sholes at their car show before they can't see Malvee son of a bitch is but they there's this girl drives Lamborghini has a pair on their shoulder. Oh, at their car show, before they can't see Malvee son of a bitch is, but there's this girl drives Lamborghini, has a parrot on her shoulder. Mike, is the Lambo not enough to do that? You gotta put a fucking parrot on the car's shoulder. And then there's also a guy there

Starting point is 01:12:33 who takes pictures of the cars with snakes all over his hand. My son always, I'm like, get over here, we're not, nah, I don't trust snakes, I don't trust the guys. Also that guy is just, the lady in the Lamborghini, it's a convertible like bright pink Lamborghini. Like that's not enough attention.

Starting point is 01:12:47 You got put a fucking pair on your shoulder. Well, there was a bar, there was a, I'm sorry, coffee shop in Venice, where if you were sober, you know, you would hang there. It was a place where people had really fucked their lives up and it's where a lot of those people would gather. And I remember when I was not working as an actor and I was just fucking, just, nothing was working out

Starting point is 01:13:07 and I walked by and there was this dude and he just kinda was a little overweight and he had a fucking parrot on his shoulder and he was drinking his tenth cup of coffee and he was trying to stay for so long. And another thing and I think, when I was an actor and I just was like, that could be my future.

Starting point is 01:13:23 That's a nightmare. That could be how this movie answers the whole thing. That's how this fucking movie is. Remember when you and I did that show at Oklahoma at that time, like I had just a pet snapping turtle? Yes I do. And there's just kids everywhere, like, well, dude.

Starting point is 01:13:36 The snapping turtle was as big as your torso. It was so big. His head was as big as your head for real. Why? It was an hourly snap. And now the year snapping turn like his bike and a fuck and he would foam and pay for you pay it pay like

Starting point is 01:13:49 whatever's three dollars and he'd lift the turtle up you're like put a pan put a fucking license playing the turtle count it snap the fucking of it that was his whole gauge and there's real real real

Starting point is 01:13:59 yeah all the way down is like arm and leg he's like yeah happens all time just get to hold it like this and it's like piss and down his leg. It's all that's cool It's like a hundred and fifty pound can't put it down because it's white 150 pound turtle It was huge and they're so powerful and it was a real hit. I mean he got our attention I was it he I put the turn it away from it. No, I paid three dollars for pencil

Starting point is 01:14:22 Yep, it's like sweet trick man stuff like when you go to I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

Starting point is 01:14:30 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

Starting point is 01:14:36 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

Starting point is 01:14:43 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, This is more just a warning to Brendan because a lot of people are commenting on how tight your pants are these days Oh, this type pants also Tim you're my age. Let's not let's not wear a tank top that you tuck it. Oh, he's in great shape No, I would do the exact same thing. No, you wouldn't know You wear a tank top because I would throw you in a flying headline play it. Let me see this It's is jeans about we were the same jeans a fucking he is a vain guy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, see it's the tight jeans. I did it. Oh, you might've been drinking. He's going to take a real stumble. Dude, his act in 1883. Oh, he's good. Oh, he's good.

Starting point is 01:15:16 He's never seen a live. I love Tim McGrott. I saw him. I saw him on the day. Yeah, I saw him and Wyoming was awesome. Oh, fuck yeah. Tim McGrott. I'm justum hit. Yeah, his band's amazing too. Can't be this vein at your age though. I don't like that shirt. What shirt is see through?

Starting point is 01:15:33 Apparently his workouts are like legend and I don't care. Don't keep a fuck. I'm just fucking fake. I go ahead. I go ahead. I go ahead. I go ahead. He does seem a little buzz, huh?

Starting point is 01:15:43 Oh yeah, why not? There's a bunch of chains on him, shit. We're out, dude. He'll hold on to that vanity. He's drunk, he's shit. He's drunk, he's shit. No, I get embarrassed. Hey, little joke.

Starting point is 01:15:53 No, I get embarrassed. He kicked his podcast. My podcast's off, so I'm out here at work, guys. Well, that's true. And compared to Tim, but I'm not wearing it. I'm not wearing it. Oh, Tim, we're all strong, you're right? I'm not wearing it.

Starting point is 01:16:02 You know this. Take it back. Oh, no, no, that's not gonna work. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, just take it back. Okay, bring up his workouts, Jim. I don't get, hey, hey, I don't give a fuck. You think you're shungin' him? I think I'm better at everything.

Starting point is 01:16:13 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, I'm sorry. I do take it back now. How old is he, Chen? I think he's like Definitely on TRT and H. Yeah, he's not so I'll be on TRT. Yeah, he looks pretty old, but he looks at me He's my age. He looks good. That's right body. So people poop. Also, I don't give a 55 and not looking like that. Yeah, no, that's impressive. Now can I look like that? 55 and not looking like that. Yeah. No, that's impressive. Now, can I look like that?

Starting point is 01:16:45 He's naturally a monster. Yeah, because you're lean enough. That's within striking distance of somebody who you are. He's built like a brick shit house. No, that's impressive. It's a table. No, he's looking good. He's really lean.

Starting point is 01:17:01 Does the carnivore diet and shit? No, no, listen, having said that and having looked at that, I wanna say this, I'll beat him in every sport, shot the fuck up, and I still not hearing a p-bout. But I do appreciate how he looks. We look athletic, I don't think it's strong. Yeah, maybe not, but I still think I do. It's literally all he does. Yeah, but he looks great.

Starting point is 01:17:18 I work out capers. The guy looks great. I just think that if you see me doing that, if I'm on TRT and I will be soon enough and I start doing that I want you I want you to just without warning just just take me out Just bro just just tackle me if you start to tackle me so my ribs get hurt and I can't work out anymore You can feel the broken ribs. Yeah, because I just I get him I Know it's he used to be like overweight or what no, but he was big

Starting point is 01:17:44 He should a picture miss face just look more full. So I guess he was gonna start on the scene. He was like drinking beer and shit and shit. He did a movie. I forgot what it was, but he gained so much weight, it was insane. Look, none of us want to get old. None of us want to be, you know, I get it. I get it.

Starting point is 01:17:56 God bless. He should rage against the night. I work out. I try to do it. But there he is. Everyone's fighting for the time. It looks good there. Not really. Look. Oh my god. Wow, look at the difference. Okay. He is. he is. Everyone's fighting for their time. He looks good there.

Starting point is 01:18:05 Not really. Look. Oh my god. Wow. Look at the difference. Okay. He is. He is. All right. Four Christmas is us the movie. You know what happened? He got excited with the progress he was making. He's reached, he looks his best.

Starting point is 01:18:15 He's realizing his potential. Yeah, his schedule's not more powerful. There's a whole documentary on it. Look at John Favreau. That's an awful shirt. You know what I'm talking about? I've got some tits. Yeah. He's John Favreau. That's an awful shirt, Favreau. You know what I'm talking about? I've got some tits on it.

Starting point is 01:18:26 He's right mind. He's struggling with some real weight issues. Yeah. Good director. Great director. Boy, Tim McRollock's awful there. They both look awful. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:38 Favreau got a fucking chin on him, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's Tim McRollock and Favreau. That it, Jim? That's pretty much it. You got to go do Adam Crowley, dude. Oh, shit, well, it's a Tim McGrown Favre. Yeah That's pretty much it be you got to go do Adam Crowley do shit I got you'll be that one you'd be fine. Yeah, I'd be good. You'd be good Pasadena I think Where cuz he lives and well, I guess he owns that studio. We use a Malibu They moved I thought I lived in Mockingyatta or something he used to get a divorce

Starting point is 01:19:02 Oh, okay, do talk about your divorce. He's a male. Okay. Dude, talk about your divorce. It'll be good to see him. I love him. Spacan Washington, Spacan Comedy Club this weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Those tickets are going fast to Comma Washington, to Comma Comedy Club September 29th,

Starting point is 01:19:17 September 30th, October 1st, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stress Factory, October 13th, 14th, 15th. And then we got Sean Bergen, Charlotte, and Lloyd coming up. Yeah, he's on the road. You have fun in Charlotte. Oh, I will. So that's a fun one. I'm in Boston next week.

Starting point is 01:19:31 Boston next Thursday Friday Saturday, Laf Boston, that is next week. Ramos sold out. We might add some shows, but right now it's just one show Thursday, two Friday, two Saturday. Laf Boston, you're up next week. Think Boyd Tours coming to you. Then San Jose, San Jose, improv California, October 13th through the 15th, just one on sale.

Starting point is 01:19:51 And then one of my favorite clubs in the country, Salt Lake City, Wise Guys, October 22nd through 22nd. Calgary is October 27th. That bitch almost sold out. So we have Addisho to that Friday on the 28th. That's at the rooftop in downtown Calgary. Get your tickets at thickboy.com. The tie tie tie-dye shirt, we have this in shirts, the long shirts that I always rock. We have it in sweatshirts and shorts. This tie-dye is dropping pretty soon here, so

Starting point is 01:20:16 go to Thickboy.com. Anything with the whiskey, go to Thickboy.com as well to get the tiger thick and order it. They deliver it right to your crib. You can get that thickboy.com whiskey, whatever you need, merch, all right, tour tickets. Go to thickboy.com. That's it, Brian went to go jack off to Tim McGraw, so he was not here right now. All right, this is the fine kid, we're out.

The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 830: BRYAN'S JEALOUS RAGE OVER TIM MCGRAW'S BODY

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