The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 831: DAVE RUBIN CONVINCED US TO MOVE TO FLORIDA

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

The boys are joined by David Rubin to discuss the amazing personality of UFC heavyweight Chris Barnett, legless MMA fighter Zion Clark choking out Bryan, Brendan's Ted Kaczynski obsession and tricking his wife into watching the the new Hulu Unabomber series, podcasting with Invisalgn, life in Florida, the presidential ambitions of Gavin Newsom and Rick DeSantis, the immigration crisis on Martha's Vineyard, California brain drain, Bryan's big missed opportunity to invest in Rumble, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.

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This is really the fight in the kid we're out Here we are it's Wednesday that in gentlemen, and we you and I we're gonna be this weekend just real quick I'm in Denver for a funeral. Oh, no, I leave today, buddy You ran out I were doing this really I was for can watch in black for that reason. Oh, that's right Yes, we are for grandma who's 96 98 pass away So you're 98 years old, that's a great run. That funeral should be a celebration. Thank you. So here's the thing, I was talking to my dad,

I'm like, hey, do I have to wear black? Because I have this real sick, like dark green suit. Like do I have to wear black? And he's like, I think so, I'm like, but let me, I looked it up. And so if it's like a celebration, you should wear a dark color. Yeah.

Unless it's a celebration, then you can wear fun stuff 100% so I told my dad I'm like we're celebrating she's 98 I said dad that's his mom that's his mom I said dad the thing that sucks is she died right around the same time the Queen of England in okay so she got overshadowed this a little bit a 98 a little bit now now I think a green suit is not only appropriate but but mandatory And my grandma knows a flex on the fan. She knows I'm gonna have to flex on the fan. Correct. I can't come like regular Joe McGee.

Let me ask you something. I'm gonna flex on the fan. A man can't work 24-7 forever. A man can't grind his whole life and then show up in a green suit he paid for with his hard earned money that was tailored to his hard earned body. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying?

You don't think my grandma appreciate that? Thank you. You don't think she's expecting the fuck boy he? Thank you. What up grandma? What up? Now here's the brom, that'll be. Here's the brom.

Here's a little bit of brom. Did a food truck yesterday, the gentleman named Chris Barnett. If you know him, they call him Beast Boy. He's 300 pounds, he can do a back whip and do all this stuff. I know Chris Barnett. If you know him, they call him Beast Boy. He's 300 pounds, he can do a back whip and do all this stuff. I know Chris Barnett. I've watched him many times. Kind of a Taekwondo guy in a weird way. Yeah, he's Taekwondo guy.

Very athletic. Very athletic. I have my favorite food truck every such a sweet dude. Is he? Yeah, he's fiancee, passed away during his camp. What? Dude. What?

I was crying. He was insane. He's too little boy. What? His one girl, one boy? What happened? His story is amazing. So anyway, so the truck was a a fish truck, you know like salmon whatever right shrimp Homeboy here orders Chris orders the fry shrimp type move and then I go oh all have the white fish with rice And I'll do a side of the ahi tuna. You guys go, we want to have the ahi tuna. And I probably better you want the ahi tuna out of a food truck making a

slate joke, right? The guy goes, yeah, I probably get idea. And all of a sudden he goes, you know what, we do have the ahi. I'm like, toss it in there. I die, my buddy, George ate the ahi, bro. My asshole is like a Russian cannon. Uh-huh. It is Bombs over. I saw you. I went something's out with you. I go you all right. Oh, dude. Yeah. I mean Goslin pepped up his mouth. Yeah, so it's so I get raw tuna dude out of the truck. It's not there for like that too hot It's just not it's all what they do now and then my eyes Chris I text on your hate man It's just not it's all what they do now and then my eyes Chris I text on you. Hey man Are you? You haven't any issues from the food that you ate on my show you is no, that's why we're the fried shit like

There it is smart man now he he is a guy who if you saw him with a shirt off you would go Whatever I'm gonna fight that guy and then he would beat the fucking braise dance. He dances that stuff He would be here fucking face in. Just such a sweet fun, dude. Like, you know, Mark takes all the pictures and behind the guys take all the behind the scene pictures. There's not one picture where he's not laughing. I know.

He's just such, and then when he's, like even his attitude when I brought up his fiancee passing away, which I was like, I'm just curious, I'm not journalist, we don't have to talk about this. If you don't want to, let's move on to something else. He's like, no, I'll talk about it. And he knows it from a tea, like she had water on her brain, her brain was swelling, and just came out of nowhere. She said, I'm seizures and it was horrible.

Yeah, she passed away quick. Is he fighting you, El Romero, or did he already fight you, El Romero? Because I would love to see that fight. No, that, I think that was a meme that's okay. Okay, that's what I mean. Like, or is there like, he's like a fight that I was a meme that's okay like because you all remebered right right right I thought he was yeah so I saw that okay I thought Chris Brown he's ruined the fun time about so he was he all remebered in Belator right he hasn't fun years I thought Chris was in Belator no no no he's new to UFC they'll Chris Brown at he has four

three or four fights his last fight was like fight of the... Not know that. Yeah, yeah. And then he missed weight at 265. What? Yeah. He's three out of, oh, he's, he's, he's saying watch around 280, but he's talking about like,

I'm telling you. And this adds my conspiracy that Daniel was so mad about. He goes, the doctor came up to me, he goes, you're pound and half over and he's like, oh, I'll, I'll take a shit and cut it. A pound and a half, I'm making his, no, your heart rate's way too high, your blood pressure, he's like,

no, I'm fine dude. A pound and a half, I wait 200, and he pounds, this is easy. He's like, no, no, I'm a doctor, I know what we're doing here, I'm like, oh dude. And he's five nine. It's small, dude, he's nine and five nine. He's five, eight.

What? Bring up my Instagram, there's a picture of me and him. Good Lord. He said, five eight on a good day. He goes, the UFC this time, I have five nine, He's like 5-8. What? Bring up Lance again. There's a picture of me and him. Good lord. He said 5-8 on a good day. He goes, the U.S. he has 5-9, but. That's hilarious. That's a very wide fella.

We should probably get on. So athletic. Yeah, ridiculously athletic. That's the one which Doris has in the gun. But I feel like he's the kind of guy that if he actually was, go over, if he weighed us. There he is. if he was a certain

amount of seat now right there now I look at that guy and a million years I would never think he's a killer and he's a killer stupid athletic stupid athletic was really good at football I bet I've seen a high condo crash like he's a savage now so athletic is you me the first I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash. I've seen a two-o-katsu crash.

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Like he has over 35. His first fight in the Oceas against Ben Ralfwell. Dude, he does create it. Sure, eight day notice. Oh my God. But I was telling him, like, when he fought Ben Ralfwell, you look his demeanor. Because I'm telling you, dude, I've been doing food truck

for like four or five years. Favorite guests I've ever had. Just his energy and his so happy and positive. Wow. Dude, you brought me the tears. and he's so happy and positive. Wow. Dude, you brought me the tears. When he's talking about his wife, I was like, dude, I can't believe that your wife passed away and you're this, like how just mentally strong

you are and how happy about life. And he's just such a good dude. And then he was saying, like if you watch his last three fights, you have to, he's walked out. He's dancing. I know. He can dance. He's eating dance dance. His first fight against Ben Ratho a day notice he's not

dancing his head's down he's a cam man it was a short notice I was worried about everything because it wasn't good how do you do he lost first fight and you see if I'm Ben Ratho I had a very interesting experience speaking of inspiration and positive attitude just Just wrapped that up. The whole thing with this, with that food truck, I just don't want to shit my pants at my grandma's funeral. I don't know what to do. Oh well.

People say they shot to whistle. No, I have the answer. I did it this morning. No. I did a big shot of whistle. Listen to me. My girl was like, oh, you're not called. It was like wrong.

I had to listen. I had to listen. I had to listen. I had to listen. I had to listen. I had to wrong. I listen diarrhea. Listen, butt plug. I have a not rather shit in my face. Shh, shh, shh. Hey, shh. I'm gonna get you. We're gonna start you with a small one.

There's a series. And we start small. You work well. We work our way up. And by the time you're at the funeral, you're wearing a secretly, because you don't want to be too respectful. You're engaged.

You're you're wearing the 18 gauge. Yeah. I think you're wearing the 18 gauge. You know what it is? It's a hockey puck. It's, well no, it comes. So it's, you know, just give me a hockey puck. No, it's pointy, but then it, we're gonna mush them out.

So it, it's kind of a big old mushroom upside down. There you go. And we're gonna go with the 18 gauge right there. Now, I want, I want you in crystal. I want you in crystal. I want you to wear a crystal butt plug. No, I'm gonna take it. It's gonna be a bitch.

I'm gonna help you with this. No, I'm gonna take a Calgary flame hockey puck out the house and just ram it up my shitter. That is hard to get out. And I'm not gonna get in there with my little fingers. Whatever it takes you grandma. Baba. Sacpices from grandma.

I'm gonna need you with the 12 gauge. I'm gonna help you with that. I need to pick a spot on the wall and trust me. And I'm gonna push that thing slowly right in your shitter because you're my friend. I don't want the clear one though, all this stuff. I don't either but we have to. And I don't either but we have to.

And that's all I got in your bag in your car. That's all I got. I don't know. Either do what. That's all you got. I have them for me, I have them for discipline. But for you, you have them for maintenance. I can't be shitting at my grandma's funeral.

No, you can't. No, so let's get that right today. Boba, I need you in that butt plug. Impeto business doesn't do a lot. No. I had, so I had a wrestling match yesterday and I got punched in the face. Why?

All right. I'm doing my next best off was with a guy named Zion Clark. Now, I don't know if you know Zion Clark, but Zion Clark is getting ready for his first professional MMA fight. That'd be Zion Clark. Zion Clark was born with a very rare spinal condition. He has no lower body.

He has no lower body. He has. For the guys, for the fans only listening, he has no lower body. Literally, the picture's real good. Yeah, it looks like he's in quick fit. Yes. If you looked at him, it looks like he's in quick fit. Yes. Like if you looked at him, it's one thing to have no legs.

Zion Clark doesn't have hips. Zion Clark doesn't even have really a stomach. So does he have the... His body begins at sort of like his lower ribs. Does he have a digestive system? I don't know. I didn't get into that. Yes, no, he's question.

I didn't want to ask those questions because... Ground breaking questions. He has the world record. Listen to this guy now. He grew up in fostering. His mother, he almost dies on the table as a baby. His mother gives him up for adoption. She can't handle it.

He, because he was gonna die. So they, they put this little boy in foster care. He grows up in foster care, his whole life. But what happens is when he's three years old, he's in church and he starts playing the drums. Well, sir, he plays seven instruments, pretty fluent. Oh, piano, drums on another level. I was listening to it.

He's also jacked. Yeah, he's jacked. He then wrestled, decided to wrestle and lost 200 matches. The first match he won was in high school as a junior. I was like, wait, did you just get used to being a loser and he said no I didn't and when I won that that taste of victory So now he's getting ready first thing and I'm holding myths for him, okay? and then I decide to kind of grab him you know to grab him now all you have the myth on and you just you just yeah, and then I and then I he

He kind of he kind of instinctually I throw two shots at him and he instinctively moves his head moves his head And does this thing where he pivots off his hands now he runs faster than anybody in the world on his hands Well, I have a video of it fastest runner in the world on his hands. I'm not even trying to be a dick in any facet. Yeah. What's the pool look like that is competing against? Is it a deep pool with people know? You mean MMA? Just in general, just in the world.

A lot of people who walk in their hands. Like is there a lot of competition? I'd hand-wise. Well, well, probably not. But here's the other question. You can bear a crawl too and he'll beat you. Yeah, anybody could compete. Some people, I think he runs 13 miles an hour as hands. It's ridiculous.

Yeah, that's fast. No, hold on, I'm not gonna shit you. No, just pull, just tell me how to beat. When you're holding myths and you're, like you said, you're throwing punches. Yes. I'm not making fun of this man in any fast. You got to damn legend.

Yeah, he's a fucking... Are you on your knees? I'm on my knees. You're not standing up. No, I don't know. I don't know how it sounds like. Yeah, what are we doing? But when I wrestled him on your knees.

Yeah, he's a fucking, it's as close to a human backpack. We talk about Damien and my being a him backpack. That's what he is. You're not sitting out and getting away from him. When he wraps those arms around you. It's a, I got choked out. I was like, woo, you know, you're naked you know naked joke you yeah, it was a disaster now He did he pin you it wasn't you know, I'm sure pinning he's done. He wrestled, you know his whole life

I'm saying I'm gonna be pin you He just got your back when you've been walking on your hands your whole life your arms and hands and grip your ten strength is Other world. Oh your body's gonna adapt. It is a it's other world. Did his dick beaters? I bet he has to be careful. Oh my god. I kept grabbing his hand I was like, what the fuck big hands? Yes, and I bet they spread out. He's he's 95 pounds and that's just that much of his body He was born with so if he was if he had a normal sort of if he was born with legs and everything else he'd be 210 pounds. You've seen the good looking guy. You've seen the collegiate wrestler who dominates, right? One leg Dominator dominates. Well, he's not a double-a-champ. No, there's there's a guy No, it's not even with one leg. I don't think there's there's one with no legs. Well, he doesn't have he has

He has never even stuff like that this back that guy with one leg. He was crazy because because the people You know how ridiculous this society. Yeah. It's not, oh wow. Like, it's not fair man. He should be at a higher weight class if he had legs. It's like, but he does it. Yeah. So, but that's what he weighs.

It's a disadvantage. Like, I know, but how much weight would he have? He has such an advantage. He's so strong because he should be at a heavy weight without it. You don't have legs. We don't even have a hand, I think. I don't know what's going on. I mean, he's a savage.

People like this, and I said to Zion, I said, here's my problem. You know, you make me feel like a lazy piece of shit. You make me feel like the biggest bitch in the world. This guy has no excuses. How old is he? He's 24. Oh, well.

And handsome too. I have really good looking guys. In positive, like your person. He has no excuses. How old is he? He's 24. Oh well. And. Dance him too. Really good looking guy. In positive, like a person. But not only positive, like he's got an attitude. He's like, you know, he's just like. The glass, there's always how full. Yeah, man.

Not a joke. He was really inspiring, but it was also just, he's funny and we had a great time. He's jacked. He's jacked. You don't get it. God, I'd love to see him fuck you up. You don't get more jacked.

Well, you will. because I have not been- I really, I really want to, I wish I was his coach. Well, he made a mistake and hit me in the jaw. And he kind of pulled last second with bare knuckles. Yeah, with the MMA gloves. Oh, that hurts so bad. Oh, it hurts so bad. I admit hitting the head.

God, if he knocked you out, fuck dude. I got flash knocked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh boy. So he just mopped the I got flash knocked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh boy. So he just mopped the floor with you. Yeah, he was sorry, sorry. He mopped the floor with you. He mopped the floor with you.

He mopped the floor with you. He was like this. If he gets behind you, he's gonna wrap those arms around you, and you're gonna have to throw it on. What's spying, dude? Yes, so I assume can't procreate, right? I don't know, I didn't get into that. We asked for really good stuff.

I wanna know how he spoke to himself. I wanted to know how he spoke to himself. I wanted to know what he would say to himself, what he does say to himself, when it feels like it's too much. When it feels like, you know, his parents abandoned him. He was adopted. He had no one,

but he has this really tight circle of friends that stuck up for him in school. I assume he got adopted. He got adopted by a black family, white family. A black woman who's incredibly positive and like kind of religious. Well that's half the battle there because if you're a kid and you're dealt those cards

which might be the worst dealt hand I've ever heard of, no legs and no, your family gives up on you. But then you're adopted by this fucking saint of a woman who's positive and doesn't view you as a handicap or view you as having some disadvantage So he had that perspective and I would be one to bet she's the main reason for success Well, here's kind of what's fucking amazing about this guy. I swear to God as you talked to him like I was spending time with him It you're gonna think I'm like being dramatic. You forget, you actually forget that he has this insane, this insane condition. Because I don't know, he's got that energy,

that force, you know. Now, you might want to watch me bear crawl and try to have a race with him. So the race was you, bear con. Now could you crab walk? Yeah, I could crab walk. And he still smoked you. Well, you know, let me see this, Jim. It's a little astonishing. And so we're going to do a bear crawl. I'm going to race Zion to the dog pound sign. Yeah, we're at dog pound. It's great, Jim. How long is on them? He's reached his six five. his arm. He's reached his six five. I'm curious how big you'd be. So his reach is six five. Yeah, he's big. I'm actually just fucking strong feel like on the bench. Oh, fuck. Well, there he goes. Oh, well, you're moving so slow, right? Well, I'm a piece of shit.

I mean, I'm gonna hope you know what that is? Disrespectful. You barely fucking win. Well, shit, I tried my hardest. That's not you. There's no way that's your hardest. You're back stiff? Go back again.

I mean, that's, if I'm Zion, that's insult. I don't practice fucking bear walking, bro. Bear crawling is tough, like I think. That's not something I practice. But he's beating anyway, let's just analyze it. See is Brian Yeah, I look like a short steps. Yeah, that was like grow up doing you know what it was though I've gotten hit in the head And I got choked out and I was feeling shitty so maybe that's what it is I don't know if I do that much better that looks really lame though because I didn't have that was shitty shoes. I didn't have good and you're going and also you're

coordinating. It's like how what is the most efficient bear I don't practice bear crawling and yeah he's got some speed. So no excuse lunch after? No because he had to go train for his MMA fight And his MMA fight I assume he's fighting a Well, he's fighting somebody who's in his way class would be 120, you know like oh my god Yeah, what poor 120 pounder when he gets a hold of them. Yeah, it's Wait now he's lucky. It's not K1 Japanese rules. We can kick your face.

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's, so you're not allowed to kick, so for when you fight Zion, you can't kick in the face. You can kick his body though. You can kick the fuck out of his body. You could also kick his arms. Like, is that what you want? You can do all that shit.

Now here's the thing. He's gonna grab your legs. He's got a lot of experience in absorbing that shot and grabbing legs. He trains down with rampage and all those guys down in Long Beach. Yeah, body shot. I think the body shot. Yeah, so yeah, I assume that's where it's getting rampage punches and rampage. I just remember it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ram page doesn't a lot of those guys don't take it that easy. He likes that though. Yeah, because he doesn't want to be treated different. Yeah, he's, what a fucking bad at.

Oh, God damn, he was wild. Yeah, I assume he's training, yeah, cause that's gonna be a thing people are gonna try and kick his elbows and arms and shit, so. You know what he told me? He told me though, he hates, like when I did the interview,

I had to ask him questions, he had him to ask before him, cause I've watched everything he's done. And he was like, you know, for him, it's like, fuck, thank you for asking me these questions that are not orthodox, because the one thing he gets so tired of is the same fucking question over and over.

Where do you find your inspiration? And this is the same. But after a while, it's the same. You're not getting anything. It's like, we get it. He wants to talk about like, how do you talk to yourself when you when you feel hopeless or how you know where does religion play a factor in your after a while you start answering the same questions and he had this

I'm just so curious about reproducing like how to say I don't want to ask him those questions because I don't I didn't feel like that was available to me and I You don't feel the vibe with them. Yeah, I feel like those things are I wasn't gonna ask Chris about his Like before I came in like Mike and Mike the head of Mike Neil the head of thick was he just saw you wear his wife passed away I know I know I know this yeah, I can lead with that no, no But then I was like going we had such a good vibe. I was your friends. Yeah, I was like, can I should about you? You fancy I feel it's okay

I've he he was like it helps me to heal as I talk about it He's like because it brings awareness because it went zero to 100 Yeah, she had a seizure in the next year. No, we're in the hospital and then my kids are saying goodbye I don't know for me like what do you this does talking for you help? Does it is a neutral? Yeah, yeah, talking things out big time, but it's the right people, you know? It's the right people. Yeah, big time, big time.

Yeah. Yeah, I just... I feel like, like, like, part of what I was writing about with my special is, I just, guys don't have anybody to talk to. A lot of times, you know? I mean, that's on the guy too, right? Like, it's on the guy to keep up with friends.

Yeah, man. I mean, listen, a lot of people fall off, especially if you're not in the same race. You know, like, I don't talk to my friends as much when I play football with, because we're not, we're not the same goal. I'm saying when you're feeling a little bit like depressed or sad.

I have some, I have some friend. I mean, you, I get fucking, you know, the, you know, I get fucking, you know, Todd Feldman, Mark, my brother, you know. I mean you I get fucking you know the you know I get fucking you know Todd Feldman Mark my brother, you know, I'm not my brother. I can how long has been been fine like that Anderson brother my brother. He's not open like that. Yeah, you'll figure it out. Yeah, thank you Thank you. Yeah, jail text me like God Brennan's trying to get emotional like, I'm Brendan's trying to get emotional. Yeah. Yeah.

As he learned. MMA Pro since 2001. 2001, sir. Are you fucking kidding me? That's how long that guy. He is so durable. It's weird. Wait, Ben Rothwell of Ben Henderson.

Ben Rothwell. Because Ben Henderson's fighting this weekend. I think Ben Ben Henderson. I'm talking about Ben Rothwell. Oh, yeah. Ben Rothwell in fight forever. Legend. Really good dude, too. That's insane. Now yeah, Ben Rothman fighting forever, legend. Really good dude too.

That's insane. Now Ben Henderson's fighting this weekend in Bellator. Interesting about me and Ben Henderson, I've told us before on Chop Show or Food Truck, I'm sure with me and Ben. When he first started, I was holding the door, it was the first G2 gym I ever went in, I was holding the door for him.

He was, what's up? We were friends right away, because we're new. And I go, what's up, Brownie? He goes, what's up? I go, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm sure it's the same thing. You're trying to get to the UFC. I was like, me too.

It's my first day. He's like, you love this coach, man. He's named John Crouch. That's where he opened the MMA lab up with, so me and him started together. Me and Ben Henderson, yeah. And he was such a stud. Yeah.

So, what's he the toothpick guy? Yeah. Fuck this. He stopped doing it, though, because. Yeah, he has the cutest kids This kids started to put toothpicks in their training now and he's like, no, what the fuck? Why did he do it and how was it allowed? Oh first time he forgot first time I forgot and then realized when he had in his mouth And I'll come so he just hit on his lip and then he won and just kept it going, but you see nobody stopped He hit it. He hit it. He hit it. He hit it.

He hit it. That's a gang of kids right there. His wife fights too. Oh shit. Then such a good person and stupid athletic. Yeah. You don't see how athletic that dude is. Yeah. You tell me that a long time. Dude, I'm first day training with him. I was like, what? And fuck. I come from D1 football and NFL at time and I was like holy fuck dude and John Crabbs like he's gonna be jammed His speed no just is the athletic shit he's able to do. Oh, it's like Chris Barnett like dude you watch his like Instagram him dancing stuff. Yeah, like what the fuck?

Explosive and have you seen his head kick knockout? Yes. Okay. And the front one. Not. Not. And he's just like the UFC darling now. And I was telling him such a shame because he must wait by a pound and a half because that shit doctor who was in on the conspiracy with Hamza too. But that shit doctor was like, no, you're fine on pound and a half. He didn't, you know, he had the best comeback of the night. They were going to get in performance the night.

So he didn't get his 50 grand bonus. How ridiculous, so he's out 50 grand, a guy that really needs 50 grand. He said something about the took care of. He said, they just, no, just crushed any bonus. Yeah. That's what he said, he did take care of.

He's, he's a, you can see, he's gonna be a crowd favorite man. He's fucking great. Oh, you know, I'm down, you beat. I've had everybody on the show. There's nobody more like a bolted. Yeah, I was blown away And I said dude after this fighting thing wait like two or three years free jumping entertainment Just take my job like everything you see here. You can easily do any of this. Where is he from?

He originally born in Spain because that was in in the Air Force Wow, booney is five, they moved to Georgia. So he calls Georgia home, check this out. His family owns the Taekwondo gym. So his dad's like, 9th to the G black belt. Mom's in Taekwondo, I still. Oh yeah.

His brother, like high, high level competition black belt. And then he was like, so my brother's like, you know, wheel kicking, maybe knocking him out. He's like a superstar in Georgia. He's like, so I have to find my own thing. He's like, that's why I started wrestling I think I really get at wrestling and they say he's funny because his dad won't go to the NFL and then they he was like He's his wedding. He's a sophomore in high school. He's a monster. He's they have detackle Fullback like no way can stop me. I fuck everybody but D1 guys. I destroy these guys He's like them my dad was like case on there. There's not a lot of five six deta because the NFL man

We don't want to think about something else smart. Yeah smart. Yeah, and they've started fighting and you know He's been all over man, but he said when he's in fighting overseas in Asia They're like hey, we need you get to 320 He was so I get out he was dude. I fly out there from Georgia to fucking Japan or China where he was fighting I get off the plane like we're taking you all you can eat sushi and filming it He's like I fight tomorrow. They're like yeah He's like they just wanted him like this big number. They want the big freak He's like it was not healthy like you look at those fights on us 330. He's like he was not healthy

Yeah, that's how that's where I got watching But then what else is great about him is he, I asked him, I said, I see right now, you're big deal, everyone's talking about you, all your hard work is like over 35, so I mean, for a hot second. I said, so you burst on the scene now, but you've been putting in the work,

look how big he is there, he's hilarious. But he was saying, damn, he's big as shit. And then I said, how far are you gonna take this? Like do you look at like fighting John Jones and Francis and Gano? Because obviously his height is a detriment that have you way with those big boys.

Yes. You know what his answer was? And I figured most guys go, I'll be champ, guarantee you, but he goes, I take it one day at a time dude. Once my wife passed away, that I don't take anything for a game. He's got two children. He goes, I'm just, oh yeah, and he's a great dad.

He goes, I'm just trying to get through tomorrow. You're asking me the next five, yesterday I went to John Jones, he's like, what are you talking about? That's so far in the future, he goes, I'll get through tomorrow, I'll get on plane, I'll get my kids to school, train, I go day by day, man, it's the only way I can get through, you I'll get on plane, I'll get my kids to school, train, I go day by day, man, it's the only way I can get through,

you know what happened to my life, he goes, I don't take anything for granted. And you're like, ah, dude. I love that. I can't help but fucking love this thing. I do not love him. Well, that's funny too, when you get to know a guy. We get this.

I love them. Oh, dude, I'm telling, boom! Oh, Jesus Christ. He said it's funny too, because he comes from a Taekwondo family, his mom and dad and brother, when he got home after that wheel kick,

they'll be like, you know, you could have, like they could teach everything, like, man, you know, if you could, your foot should have been here. Like they could teach everything. Yeah, they could teach everything. Hey mom, that, you know, thanks, but. It's such a fucking good dude.

Well, what, did he do in wrestling college? thanks, but. It's a fucking good deal. What, what, did he do in wrestling college? He wrestling in high school. Wrestling in high school. And then he was like 23 or 24. He was like school just wouldn't for me. He said he was at a club dancing. And he said he'd mix in his taekwondo,

like spinning back kicks. He goes up, the spinning back kick, or real kick looks like a dance when he goes, cause I thought like I'd only do it and then I'd just add a little something to it He's like so I'm hammered on the dance for sweating everywhere And this these people come to my holy fuck that big dude can move in the your hey man tomorrow's trials for the MMA team And he's like what time though six am he's like it is four am so fuck and like can you come he's like fucking

I'll go so he goes and they're having open trials and he's hitting mitts He's yeah, I'm never boxed before never done jiu-jitsu. He's like no, we're sparring And he's like well fuck him do my you know bread and butter will kick swacks. I'm do get fucking wheel in the head And then I was like holy shit. You're in he said five weeks later took my first MMA fight damn Fucking that's that's who was that way who was talking about that? What? I think it was even Boss Routin who said he didn't even like,

he said he and Mark Hunt kind of taught themselves, or maybe it was Mark Hunt who didn't actually have a lot of training and kind of taught himself. Boss Routin, that's Boss. Okay, and but he said, Boss Routin, yeah, a lot of of his training self a lot of videos with one side of the ass with the hand. Oh boss one of the freakiest athletes ever. Yeah in sports. I'm in giant. Dutch to freak in his prime when he's in that fucking

Suga. Yeah, and boss mentally. Savage. Yeah, even now you don't want to fuck with no boss. You will fuck your world up. Yes you will. Oh, he's a savage. And such a personality dude. The best. No, yeah, you will fuck your world up. Yes, you will. Oh, he's a savage. And such a personality, dude. The best. No, yeah, one of the greatest well-fitting. As far as athletes go, I don't care what sport is. Yeah, boss, you know, top 10.

He's got this whole street fighting thing with my buddy, I'm here at Peretz, on his YouTube thing. And I think it's too much. Boss left California. When I was going to tour, didn't write when the pandemic hit, I was leaving for Boise. He ran us throughout the year on Boise. And he was at the airport, didn't write when the pandemic hit. I was leaving for Boise. You were out there on Boise.

And he was at the airport and I go, you're on my flight and he goes, yeah, I go, oh fuck yeah, man, come to the show. He's like, yeah, we well, if we have time, he goes, I can't deal with L.A. anymore man, I'm out. We have a school there, he's like, I'll still fly back and help with the school, but he was like, I'm gonna,

me and my wife are getting out of here. Amazing. So I think he moved either Texas or Nashville good friend or Montana one of them. He's great You know what I was watching last night? Met over three runs getting that is me to a day That's me You know what I was watching Last night, which was ridiculous. It's on Hulu. It's called Ted.

It's about Ted Kaczynski. I got really into the Unibomber. You know, I had just jumped onto one thing. Sure. I really into the Unibomber. A lot of, you know, hated like the industrial revolution, like it was so against it, so against technology. Well, he was against technology because he was like the machines are going to take us

over. Correct. He was very anti-left. He's seen how the left is ruining things and he went in even back then Which you time out when you wrote the manifesto, which I stayed up the two years I stayed up the two and the more and renal his manifesto so move it I agree with but um He uh, uh, it was in 93. Yeah 93 now obviously the killing and extremist. Well with you doing Yeah, hey bro. Don't be sending mail. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wokeness when it came to, like, he would put into terms like, when we call women broads, and he was saying, you know, back in the day,

that's like now calling a dude a bro, or what's up, man? He's like, so you guys take his a drugatory term. He talks about other terms like that and how we're getting too sensitive and it's not good, and he makes that with technology. He's running a lot of stuff.

And so, you know, besides the bombs and killing's running a lot of stuff. And so, besides the bombs and killings, so a lot of it was insane, right? But this, he foresaw how woke Google and Facebook and Twitter and YouTube were gonna be. Well, you know, you're talking about a legit genius. Controlling all the information. 165, right? He was a math genius.

He was runner up in the fields, metal, right? Yeah, and then went to Harvard when he was ready. 16. Yeah. Well, when you're... Six years old. I think, look that up, Chin. I think he was runner up in the fields metal and math,

which is like the Nobel Prize in math. And he would praise. He would tutor kids. Really? Yeah, he'd tutor kids for money, because he didn't give a fuck about money, really, but he'd just do it so he'd get a Ford bond. Damn.

But they were saying he was so smart. You know it took him 18 years to catch him? I know. 18 years because he went to secluded Montana and his bonds. All right. It was impossible to achieve the levels of success he did. And only about a dozen folks in the world understood his PhD thesis. Yes.

Because his thesis really a geniuses genius. The one guy geniuses regard as geniuses. You know, the problem he was, he couldn't teach. Yep, this is extremely typical for people who are ultra smart and not because they necessarily have a normal autism. In order to communicate both the speaker and the hearer have to share enough conceptual knowledge, blah, blah, blah. But I guess he, wait, there is, there is no way in maybe seven to 10 years of entire cohorts

they get one single student, could even get to talk the same language. Yeah, it's so it's frustrating for him because he was working on such a different frequency. He can express his feelings to people and then respond back. And then if they weren't at his level, he felt like we were stupid and add value to his life. So he had this horrible anger. He was horrible anger. Yeah. And he hated everybody, right?

But what was interesting about him too is he was so smart, like even his brother said this, he was like, the problem is you have the smart guy in the fucking North America with this, you know, ideology, like he wants to destroy technology. So the problem is, is he so fucking smart. So his bombs, you know, he do his bombs, they didn't catch for 18 years.

The most expensive manhunt ever in American history. He would write, this is such a savage move. He would write letters to FBI and go suck my cock and put the address where he's gonna bomb it. They couldn't stop it. They couldn't stop it. They couldn't find it. So he just caught the FBI and I'm like, yes, are so fucking stupid.

He's like, how are you gonna not caught me? This is 15 years, then he's crazy. Yeah, his most famous one, he put FBI suck my cock. And he's a savage. So the thing is with his bombs, so you couldn't pick up where he was doing it, what region he was doing, I have a man on Montana, which made my son drove to. My son's like, give me out of here like pipe down because that's into this weird stuff. But his bombs, he would make out of,

he would go to like yard sales and buy like forks and knives and metal and then break it all off. So he would use like common things for the bomb. So you couldn't, if you use a really particular, yeah, couldn't take it. His brother, I think, saw the writing and said, it's his fucking, I mean, like I'm cheering for him. No, his aunt, mother-in-law, I'm sorry, sister-in-law. But she's not a aunt, because she's, well, when, because she, you know,

I stopped him from killing me. I'm going off the movie, Yes, she's not a catch. She's actually did a service there. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Hey, bro, you, you terrorist. Does he ever go for me?

No, wait, what? No, I don't have, you know, bomber merch. Bro, I don't, not have you. Like the way you're talking about, I'm not taking you to bomber merch. What are you crazy? Hey, go ahead. No, come on, do you kill people?

Man. Don't three people, 17 months. You got him out, dude. So, but the thing is, yeah, so his... What's sick about that is, I get when people go, there's something weird in your... You're just such an outlier.

And it's so strange to me. Don't bring to me. My ex was watching, when she watched Narcos, and the first one when they... She fell in love Pablo Escobar. She did. She was like, don't give me strong Pablo Escobar. She's complete.

She's like God bless. I know he's terrible, but God, I just hated seeing his wife and no such a bad act. No, no, no, no, that's the, that's the Hollywood making it. He's the worst human being of all time. Oh, complete sociopath. He's so bad. His wife was an awful person.

They're all bad. They're so bad. They're all bad. They're all terrible. They bombed a fucking plane full of innocent people. No, be that you listen. You're talking with the first you talk about legit terrorists. Yes, we blow up killed children. He's a child killer. Dude killed children. One scumbag with one of the FBI agents who's

working Mark's legs. Very happy. Mark got those jeans in Ontario. Leg break. Leg break. I'm not skinny jeans, because those are the biggest things I've ever seen. Those are baggy jeans, there's big legs. Fantastic legs. They're jinkos, that's cool. Very happy. No, they're jinkos.

But jinkos? Jinkos, which is a really baggy jink. No, the thing about Pablo Escobar is he would blow up, I mean, several. You're talking about six to seven, eight, eight. People would be like blowing up a target here. He would just blow them up, because he didn't want them to not give, send them to seven. People were often- It would be like blowing up a target here. He was just blowing up because he didn't want them to not give a send to America. He wanted to change.

He wanted to change the literally the laws in Colombia. So they couldn't- So they couldn't extradite him? Yes, that's what I cared about. So listen, so when Rogan has that picture of his mug shot, even I'm like, do you have tears on your wall? He's like, ah, I'm like, when you're looking at him, it's, I know we like glamorize and we like romanticize

about dude, you're talking. The ones who have been laughing on you. This guy is a terrible human being. Do you know who he is? Do you know who they, and then what they would do, so I didn't read, what they would do is, Paul Lesquare and all the guys, El Chappo, all these fucking scumbags do the same thing.

What they do is they have all that money, right? They have more money than God. Yeah. And the rats are tearing through it. So they donate back in the community. So the community to be on their side, he's actually a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy.

Look, he built the soccer field. He built this housing unit. Look at the field, soccer field he built for us, all that stuff. So then what the community would do is they would snitch on when people come in to try and catch them. So they're working from, they think he's a good guy. They have no idea what animal they're dealing with. He was a king. Complete sociopath.

Complete sociopath. But back to the fucking Ted movie on Hulu, it's such a good movie. If you're into the, you know, it's a little slow. And if you don't know all the facts. This is a documentary, not a movie. It's a movie, okay. Here's what's dope about the movie. This is a documentary, not a movie. No, it's a movie, okay. Here's what's dope about the movie.

I was in the second, me, my guy had nothing to watch. And I'm like, you want to try it? Should I really know about it? I'm like, don't worry, I'll fill you in. Click, never filter in. But, but, I'm beaten.

I do this, I do this. I said, don't way up. I'll fill in the gas. I said, I got my black belt. My girl doesn't want to watch House of Dragons. I don't like dragons. I'm like, I'm like, we'll just sit next to me and cuddle I used because she wants to watch something funny like a fucking romcom I'd rather be at the dentist. No, if I'm not letting something out, but just cuddle with me

I want to see just I want you to see this important Goose Happy so three goose no catch up. She's like this This is a funny episode. I yeah, I tell my god, I'm like, don't wear that film, the blanks, there's something like going off, I feel like click, just, then 20 minutes later, she's like, I'm like, fuck yeah, here we go, baby. So the thing is, when I was sold on it,

is they do a little narrative before, they filmed this on the exact property where Ted Kaczynski stayed. Oh, shit. They filmed it in his exact location, yeah. They remade his little hut, and they all the permits, and I was like, oh, say less.

And then when there's the narrating, it's from his manifesto, from his journals, they found like a journal, you know, 15 years, over 6,000 pages. To the tee you'd write down how they killed the people, why he did it, what materials he used, like it was so detailed. And then you know he was so fucking smart.

If we could just change the trajectory of his fucking path, we could, he'd be such an ally. He wouldn't have you and I befriended him when he was 14, stay friends with him. And we included him in our group. Yeah, what if you, you know, one of Hitler that art scholarship. Yeah. But that's what set him off. That's right.

So with, uh, it's a really good question. No, that's what I'm saying. Like one move thing and he's this one, said this way. Yeah. Dude, he was such a so fucking smart. He writing this code. No, we could figure out and it was a code. And then once they figure out the holy fuck a few people in the world know the code, but he was fluent in it. It would only write numbers. It was just number of cards. What? Full book and numbers. Are you serious? Yeah, dude. You know what the fucking savage.

But then even he, so he went to a recluse place. How about using him in jail right now for things, right? Like it's like, well, they think they're punished. We'll get to that. So when he's flourishing. So when he went to Montana, he wanted to be recluse, he wanted to get away from everybody, right? And he had no money, but the way Montana works, if he squat on proper for seven years,

longer, it's yours, which is insane. But so he had that place. Well, the problem was is they started to work around him, like they wanted like, you know, the lumber and build shit. And people drive their snowmobiles and motorcycles and when he would hear sound, like if a plane flew over, he'd get his gun out and shoot out the plane. He's insane. Oh, he's crazy.

Now, when they arrested him because of his wonderful sister and while when they arrested him, they diagnosed him as schizophrenic pair like paranoia but they said uh... plead to insanity and we won't give you the death penalty you refuse to he's like i'm not insane i'm the smartest and if you what there's a documentary on Netflix three-part series where they're pleading with him his defense lawyers like dude just say you're insane he's like no I'm the smartest fucking guy in this building. I'm not insane I just want to grieve the way the fucking world's going. It doesn't make me insane

Like just please insane to me so much easier. He's like I've been fucking kill me I'm not insane. I'm the smartest guy in this fucking room and then they went behind his back Pleading sanity. He fired them all represent itself. Yeah savage So they put him in prison, right? Isolated, he gets an hour a day to walk, but you know, whatever. Homeboy, Flourishing. This is all he's ever wanted. It's all like, so they said he writes like,

that's how he was, that's how he was. That's how he wanted. He just want to be left alone. And in there, there's no technology. There's no phone. So he sees nothing. So he's as happy as a client. So you gave him an eight year life sentence.

He's flourishing that. Is he working on math problems or something? No, no, no, he writes. So he has a, a fan base. I'm not part of this fan club, guys. Come on, man. We got killed. He's insane.

Where are we talking about, man? What? But you're a groupie. You're a bomb bomber groupie, dude. We're called the bombers. No, but he, uh, the jacket. Dude, you read his manifesto.

Oh, dude, I was read. And got something out of it. I was read a ruptural brick wall. The bomb on my chest. He actually got something out of it. I was ready to run to a brick wall The bomb I actually got something out of it and you're gonna fucking break him out of prison No way no, he'd be upset There's a one he's he's flushing in there. There's a sick thing where I know you were fantasizing about seeing him in Montana I'm being like I know you are just see you know I can I want to learn from you I'd be I'm being with my soldiers and he go you're too stupid You're too stupid right I'll talk to you then I go make it laugh. I'll be when I'm soldiers and he'd go, you're too stupid. You're too stupid, right?

I'll talk to you, make it laugh. I know, I'll just sit in silence. I won't bother you. No, no, no, no, I can work as too stupid, right? I have to get it. It's right, you'll over one six, I go. I don't know, I'll tell you, it's not. So here's what we're gonna do.

Don't come back to my prison cell, right? I'll get it, we're, all right. We could play chess. They say, never meet my crush every time. Yeah, I'll do it, yeah. I mean, he'd be like, you're too stupid to be around me, right? I'm like, yeah, you're right. and we were gonna repeat. He's not in this fan club He doesn't write a lot. Oh, dude. I'm not an exclusive member of the bomb squad

I'm a fake name Bond and Shoeb on the bond and Shoeb. I penned how name is bond But he was to be honest like he was a bit of an in-sell because he could never get a girl. So there's conversations in with his mom. He's like, mom, you know I've only kissed two girls in my life. I've never had a sexual relationship in my fucking life.

You know that makes me feel, his mom's like, why are you telling me this stuff? I don't know this. He was, who the fuck else am I gonna tell? He was like, nobody to talk to. I don't talk to anybody. It might come down to that, too. It could come down to that.

Well, the movie does a great job. They allude to a tad, and this is where you really get to have a black belt and you know, bomber to understand this. One of his biggest kind of hiccups was he was so mad at women. So he was working in Montana on like a lumber yard or whatever. And he was scraping the wood, you know? And this, she owned her dad.

It was a family owned business, but the woman was his boss. She drives by an ATV and goes, Hey, Ted, you're moving the salt towards your genitals. You gotta go away from me. Otherwise, you're gonna clip your nuts and you're gonna be fucked. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry, this is real.

He goes, oh, I'm sorry. I don't take advice from women. If you have a male advisor, please have him advise me because I don't listen to women. And she was like, I own the fucking place. You're fired. And he goes, again, you just fired me. I don't give a fuck.

I don't listen to females. You're like, so you wasn't all there. Well, you just had such an animosity towards women because obviously they didn't like. So it's like the same thing, to me, this is a representative of society right now. When you think about it, you know there's guys who report only, like hot only fans girls to the government, so they get taxed. And if they don't pay their taxes, they get shut down.

Seriously. Who are these guys? There's a group of guys in cells. These are guys who hate women. That report, or, or, you know, there's... They're there. They're here, huh? They're here.

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Thank you. Are we gonna even do a show? We just did a show without him. We just did. Well, we started with this, probably we just do. I'm gonna run through a brick wall. Well, Dave, you're hanging out with DeSantis.

You're hanging out with these people. So I get all my inside scoop. I would go to his through a brick wall. Well, but Dave, you're hanging out with DeSantis. You're hanging out with these people. So I get all my inside scoop. I would go to his house for like dinners, and it'd be just the smartest motherfuckers, but the movies and chakers. And I'd get all this inside information. And you always played smart very well. I'd play smart.

I'd play smart. I'd play smart, you were smart, and people said you'd go to the bathroom, and people would be like, we like that guy. That's right, if you're an actor, what's the deal? And if they started to get, they'd be like, we like that guy. I would try to act there. What's the deal? And if they started to get, they'd go, I'd start making them laugh.

Then I'd do a dick joke. So the, yep, now excellent. Brian was smart and got the smart people water, right? Like the Santa Claus. He got them water. At the end of the night, that's what I was doing. Water boy. He's the water boy in your fancy dinners.

Yeah, that's correct. You are a great house guest, by the way, because you always bring a great bottle of wine. Yes. You guys, you don't make a mess, very pleasant. And he'll dance, he'll entertain, like you don't have to do any work if Brian's around. Not any dancing, but that's a couple of orgies.

We got to have orgies for sure. Our orgies for sure. My fiance, soon to be my wife, is... Oh, I got the invitation, but we don't talk about this. I know. Just fire off invitation of wedding, I'm like, what? It's a person I got the invitation. We don't talk about this. I know. I know. Just fire off invitation of wedding and like what? I know. It's a person. I'm a loping and then I'm having a party. If you're in town. Yeah. You're in town. You're not. I don't know. I'm a chance of people because otherwise now you

got to fly all the way across the country. Honestly, you know, I'm here for 24 hours right now. I don't want to be. I'm happy to be here with you people. But I hate. I hate. Call it. I hate. Call it here with you people, but I hate Callie hate Callie you said you hate Get it I hate if this is the last time I'm here it will be a joy and my life will have gone right I love my I love my ammy. I love Florida. I love freedom. I love lizards iguanas. I got frogs in my pool I love it. Yeah, it's sunny. Everything's alive. You have a baby. You guys know how dead it looks here Do you see that when you're I mean mean, we're in a nice spot.

Lomingo about this. I live out here. But it still looks pretty freaking dead. Compared to Florida's green, it's alive. The humidity, you get a little glisten on the skin. You say, I walked in, you said, it's far to bad. You look good. I know, you do look good.

You look better. I haven't taken my eyes off your hair at this whole time. Oh, his hair, dude. There's something about Dave and it might be wealth. It might be just success in general, it might be, it might be being on the right side of history where he's, he's one of the investors in fucking rumble. Yeah.

Yeah. Which you can't even say, hey, you should invest. And I was like, I can't believe you did invest in that, be. I can't, I need you, I need to give you my number, dude. I've been so into it. Yeah. I've been so into it. I've been so into it.

I've been so into it. I've been so into it. I've been so into it. I've been so into it. I've been so into it. I've been so to it. Yeah. I've been selling to my rumble for a while. I really dropped the ball. I dropped the ball. I mean, I said it's about three years ago. I said, Brian, I got this thing. Cookin' locals, we're gonna do something with rumble. Like, it's all happening. I don't need it. We didn't even need money, but I was like, I wanted to get my play.

I don't know if you know what the California divorce law law is about. You did not good. Yeah, you did. But it'll be, how did you not drop your boy? Colonel. Just a cron. Yeah, you didn't even say.

No, I didn't know you're part of rumble. And I didn't even go say anything though. Actually, if I remember correctly, I said, when you said you couldn't do it the divorce and I said well what about friendly and I think your quote was fuck that guy. Yeah fuck that guy. Yeah So the rumble is just my public. It just went public. I'm going tomorrow morning 9 30 a.m. to Nasdaq to ding it. It's so weird the bell. I'm ding in the bell, man. And so it feels like rumble is, is could it be as big in many ways as something like you too

because people are so fast. A.B. Do you know who they sign? Can I fill them in? So they have an Andrew Tate. Yep. Pretty big. I don't know if he's an Andrew Tate man. It's ridiculous. We have Russell Brand. you ever heard of him

Well the most brilliant minds in the world. He's fantastic. Yeah monsters. Yeah monsters When you when you yes, I have when you when you when you Sensor people. Yeah, when you do it anonymously when you do it when your rules are very hard to follow And when you ultimately are the arbiter of free speech, you're going to create another market. And that's what I love about. But it's also with YouTube is the algorithm where there's no gray space. There's no, it's very black and white. So if I said something like, you know, anti-Nazi or anti-sup that gets flagged,

just as that word was said, even though you're not an advocate of whatever you're going to say vaccines, COVID lockdowns, whatever it is, that gets picked up an algorithm. The problem is none of it makes any sense and that's by design. You know what I mean? The confusion of all of it is by design so that you can never really pinpoint, oh this is the bad guy at you too. This is the trick at YouTube or anything else. So we know when there are months when suddenly like my channel literally two months ago,

we had our best numbers ever, then suddenly we have our worst numbers ever. And it's like that's not, we don't know, we've been in this game long enough. You know when you're doing good stuff and it's resonating, I just finish up a freaking massive sold out book tour in every city I go to and suddenly my numbers plummet. Yeah, it's like, yeah, that was interesting. I mean, on the New York Times, best seller last but not least. I should have been number two this time. I mean, that's the thing you can see it. They fuck with everything numbers, numbers, right? So New York Times, I should have been number two.

Anyone can fact check me on this. It's all there. And if you combined audio with actual physical books, I would have been number one, but they do it separately. But they didn't even put me on the list. They put me on the first time, which they weren't happy with. I should have been, I think, number three, they put me at 11. Nobody cares about any of this nonsense, except to show that if they're screwing with numbers,

sales numbers, right? It's a legit thing. You think they might be messing with the news? Yeah, how far do they go? Or silencing? Or also, and we know this for a fact, like with the coats of misinformation. Now we know that those people that you banned and kicked off said it was misinformation. We know it's not misinformation. And now it's all good, but they still didn't abandon those people. So what is the agenda here? I mean, Joe Biden, if you get the COVID vaccine, you will not transmit or get COVID.

That's Joe Biden in June of last year. Is that misinformation? Is that misinformation? I was thinking still on the Twitter. But for me, he just came out on 60 minutes and said the COVID pandemic is over. And then Fauci was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just talking about my money. How dare you?

I'm going to sell some fucking books. But if they came out said, you know what, we fucked up and what happened was we were learning as we went along, I'd be like, I get it, you're human. But there's none of that sort of me a couple. There's no humility. There's no fucking humility. But that's my problem with Newsom.

He puts his nose high and is like, we did everything right. And like, there's no way. You can lay your head down at night and think you handled this the correct way. Let me say in that I'm getting on a plane to get out of this dystopian nightmare in in a few hours Gavin Newsom is the evilest Solus lizard person Horrible human beings if he even qualifies as a human in the way I push back on that person. Yes

Fucking handsome If he was ugly, it doesn't be so much easier to hate on. You both have similar hair, so it's all good. Is it possible that Gavin Newsom is, is maybe whether it's a good guy or bad guy, is it possible he's just not, he's not dealing with a lot of mental horsepower. Is it possible he's not that powerful? Is that my fault?

There's no run for fucking president. Well, but I always feel like he's, I can finish his sentences because he's just touting But I always feel like he's, I can finish his sentences because he's just touting, it's almost like he's reading from a textbook. Yeah, nothing's original. No, and so I know what he's going to say. If you, so, global warming, know what you're gonna say.

COVID, know what you're gonna say. Gun control, know what you're gonna say. Roe v. Wade, know what you're gonna say. I can, I know what he's gonna say. So you've got this mouthpiece, and, and I've actually never and I've tried I'm trying to be terrible. I've never heard him really speak from his heart And I know people know him well is this your defense of him that yeah, that's a terrible soul is Bappied

That is a machine. Well I don't know he's evil that that's a No, he's evil, that's a evil genius himself. He's probably not a person. I don't know. He's evil, I'll tell you why. Just ambition. Empty. Yes, yes. Because everything this man touched me. Look, he's gone.

Fuck, hey, take it easy. No, dude, I love it. The reason I like you guys, there's many reasons. But the red pilling that has gone on with you guys that was seen in real time, which is exactly what happened to me just maybe a little bit earlier, it's like, it's very clear where you guys are at. And it's clear where, like someone like Rogan's at on it

and where Bill Mars on it. Everyone's on that where you're at. I'm responding to evidence. I'm not a red-built. I'm responding. I am, like you say in your book, I am an old school liberal. I believe in gay marriage. I believe in legalizing drugs, or at least definitely marijuana.

I just believe in the constitution and I believe in reality. That's basically it. That's all. And I think most people that way. When we were being told that even saying that this COVID pandemic could have been started in the Japanese lab, and then we were being told

that if we said that we were racist, those kinds of things when you start demonizing. Brian, they did that to your president. He was a president, Bubba. They ostracized the president of the United States because he said, man, I think this is leaked from a lab. It's the Chinese flu, right? They're like, Kong flu, and frankly,

which is hilarious. Frankly, and there's hilarious. He's a comment. And also, I don't know what they're doing. They lock us back down. I'm gonna storm our fucking whole foods. I'm telling you, man, I'm that. The fact that this is even on your radar

that a lockdown could even affect your life. Monkey Pops. You know what's going on? Not to push monkey Pops. Just stay out of bath houses, have an origin of people that are having sex with a monkey. Why? Right. Yeah.

No, I mean, I hear you, man. I think that it's obvious you have made a real impact and a business on kind of just going, I, this doesn't make sense to me. It's basically, I exist in reality. Yeah, I exist. There are basic truths. There are differences between boys and girls. Like basic shit that we all know.

We're all roughly like within how many years, how many, how many, how can I, I'm 35 years old. I'm 35 years old. I mean, I'm young as shit. No, I'm, I'm, I'm 35. I feel like you're, yeah. So you're 55, I'm 46 years old. I mean, I'm young as shit. No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I feel like you're, yeah. So you're 55, I'm 46. 39.

Okay, so that's a nice like Janx, like you're a little bit, ahead of me on that, you're a little bit. Basically, I'm, I'm, I'm younger than you. I mean, you lost your diet with just a little. You lost your diet, no. Legs, yeah. Yeah. I see what you're doing on Instagram,

but with punching people and kicking things, you know, it's very impressive. What am I, can't, what am I, can't, what am I, can't. But the point is, we should, our age people should be in charge right now. And instead we've got these geriatric buffoons and I don't mean that to make fun of old people. Thomas Souls, 93 years old, you get him out there. I'd vote for that guy. I told you about it.

Oh, I got that book. I read a black red next and write that book for the plaintiff. If you're looking to get to the end of the road, that's the book. And just, you know, he's a tower of that. If you're looking to get to the end of the road, that's the book and just finish it. He's a tower of that. And the Unabombers Manifesto. Different end of the road. Different end of the road.

All interesting. All interesting. But keep going. But the point is that our age people should be in charge right now, right? We have a little bit of knowledge, a little bit of world-wearingness. We're still physically okay.

Instead, we're being led by freaking Pelosi and Biden and even Trump and everything like these upper 70s, 80s, dinosaurs. Get out of the woods. Yes. That is part of the problem. Yeah. They cannot let go.

And I don't mean that like old people cannot be good because of course they can and there's a lot to learn. But man, they have to get out of the way. And our general, the gen X thing, where we put a lot of the shit to bed too. Did you guys grow up with any real racism? No, it was just simply no. No, I didn't hear the Edward going to school. I mean, people did and I'm not saying racism didn't exist,

but certainly you were taught and I'm 55. I was taught from day one, the treating somebody for the way they look or for these traits. But also for my age group Our hails were all black like Michael Jordan. All of every Jack's poster every post room every poster of my bedroom Was was either a black wrestler or a black NBA player basically what was the number one show? 1989 in the world it was the Cosby show a father who was an obstetrician and a wife who was a lawyer, upper middle class, family people.

They wouldn't put that show on now because it would be too against the system to see. I mean, that's pretty wack. That's putting the side Cosby. Yeah, you got a little friend. But also to your point, Dave is like, what you're doing, I think the majority, and I know because I see it, i i travel so much as a common i'm torn everywhere most people are in line with you

the majority of the mic is lined with you but on social media the loudest these extreme left and right especially the extreme left who control a lot of these platforms and are so loud on their people think that's the majority if they're caught up in the social media world and i'm i'm like i'm telling think that's the majority. If they're caught up in that social media world, and I'm like, I'm telling you, that's not real. They're loud.

I'm trying. I'm trying. Yeah. Chin, bring up USA Today's Women of the Year. I want to ask you as somebody who knows how many of them are women. Well, you know, I know where this is going. I'm glad you asked.

I'm glad you asked because we've got, now let me just see Rupali Desai. This attorney defended the integrity of the 2020 presidential election and helped launch a recreational marijuana program. I guess that's where. Now hold on. Heather Cock Richardson in her popular daily newsletter, letters from an American, she empowers marginalized groups who say whose she says are more important than ever to the

political landscape. Meaning she writes a newsletter that marginalized groups. Don't fucking read from this old white woman. She means old white liberals. Yeah, now keep going. The only one on there's some own vials about it. Yeah, absolutely. You lost me with Kamala Harris.

Even women. Some of them are great. I want to see them. I'm very sure of these. And that's an interesting one and that's an interesting one. That's an interesting one. I'm not going to get into that, but it is interesting that a lot of these people,

when I was reading what they did, Melinda Gates, yes, Nina Garcia, yes, I get it. I'll even give you a Kamala Harris. No, you believe this thing? Yeah, if we can work together, I didn't realize. I didn't realize. But but but but what what what do you think is the to what degree You believe this thing? Uh-huh. Well, I didn't realize. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. But what do you think is the, to what degree is this politics?

It's USA Today though, who the fuck's reading that? Who makes these judgments? You know Jordan, is it a, is it a, is it a committee? It's just a nothing. Remember the never ending story, the nothing? What were they fighting? It was the nothing. And what was the nothing?

It was just a place where there was no creativity, there was no thought, there was no imagination, and the movie ends with the kid having to use his imagination to restart the thing. That's what these things all are. The New York Times, all the world's economic form, all these things, they're big nothings. No one, they don't really represent. Most of us want to live in our lives. So what you said, yeah, like there's no individuality to it. So it's just this generic, and we get people,

oh, that woman said something about something related to diversity, put it on a list. That guy chopped his dick off, put him on the list as a woman, like, none of it makes anything. Like, how did we get to the point where gender is the only thing a lot of people are talking about, as if it's the, it is the largest crisis. To be that, to me, when we start focusing on that stuff, it's like, well, on the news,

the problems with the shootings and racing. So are those problems not as big as you guys make it out to be? Because if we have time to focus on this other stuff, right, do you want to put all these resources and the focus on that, the pronouns and all that shit? Well, I thought this, I thought we had real problems over here. Right. on that, the pronouns and all that shit. Well, I thought this, I thought we had real problems over here. Right, so we put out this fire. Is it that somebody said,

hey, we have children who have gender dysphoria and their suicide rates are at least 32 to 50%. Well, lock down. That's a disaster. And then you had a bunch of activists who said, we have to stop this because there are people that feel like they're a different body and a different thing.

Whatever you want to call that. Is it, did it create an evangelical movement of these people that decided that's the only thing worth worrying about? And if you dead name anybody, they will commit suicide. And you're ultimately killing people. Do you have any idea of the origins of this having been with Jordan Peterson and all that well first off You know the Jordan things interesting because Jordan I had Jordan on my show for the first time in I believe it was December was either December 2016 or January

Oh wow wow so way back before any you know it was just he was just this little known I have made it in psychology for us in 2015 Really? I was first got that's why Rogen called me and said, no shit, I got Jordan Peterson's great. I think I was literally, I might it be, I might be literally the first podcast. What was he even talking about at the time? Cause that was kind of the gender-

He had just been in the news. Yeah, he had just been in the news. About colleges, cause is that when he got released from the news? I didn't know, nobody knew he was. He was just an obscure journalist that my friend Hunter Mott's said, we should get this guy out of the scene.

We call him, Brian. He's standing up to, I think it was 2014, 2015. He was just an obscure journalist that my friend Hunter Mott said we should get this guy on the screen. We call him, Brian. He's standing up to, I think it was 2014, 2015, he said he's standing up to this college that wants to censor him. And basically because he said he's not going to be compelled to call these people by their plan. I think you have the date a little bit off because that was around 2016 That was Bill Seas right after that I have

Now that you said Jordan just give me 10% I'll put you I'll connect you with Well I put I'm thinking I hope Jordan I'm not on rumble with it with our mouth And he's the biggest Yeah, so you're welcome just why you know love I just in how are you i think i'm done with c a that's a different topic of the other i can't work with these people anymore i like justin a lot justins awesome love just but what i can't work with the machine anymore just this endless suck machine gave what do you think these people for nothing it's like yeah you know what i got

the same person sky over here i got my producer over here just like we're being person to do a lot of had this exact same conversation. I just don't need these guys anymore. I'm just in his, just in his, just in his seriously, you know, awesome dude. So it's not, I'm not talking about just. But also, what, but also, what would you say you do for him? No, they don't do anything.

I just went on tour. Everything they did was actually a pain in my ass more than helping me. Well, you may not need an agent. You may be at a point in your career where you don't need. But also the game's changing too. Like, you know, the, also that's an old model. Like back in the day, like movie stars and comics and stuff,

they needed a lot of that stuff. And now, like, what you do, you have access to everything you need. It's like, I can't, I can call any comedy club and just be like, what are your dates? Oh, why should I give this guy money? 10% for calling, saying, yeah. Phone call? Geez.

Yeah, for going, yeah, David, yeah, he's open and do it. Cool. Like 10%, like, wait call jeez. Yeah for going yeah, David Yeah, he's open to it cool. Click 10% like wait hold on. That's what that's but it's a old It's an old model before I get out of town tonight. Well, what what no know what C.A. is good out of your actor is that they package deals right right so so they you're in the business if you're with C.A. You're gonna get first dibs as an actor that script that but B I'm saying actors still need it right they need the role so bad but We have like what we do these different kind of they really don't know what to do with it Social when you go now we now have the talent that the three of us have I don't see how you possibly need to work with that You know it's like Anyway Peterson

So it was about 2016 he was warning about Bill C. 16, this is where they were going to compel speech, and that if you literally, accidentally, if you were walking down the street, and you said, good day, ma'am, and it turned out to be a dude, they could, he was worried that what this bill would ultimately do is you would be fine or jailed. It's happening now. It's happening in Ireland right now. A teacher has been jailed because of this

for misgendering a student. And then, yeah, it's a little more complex than that. The school said, don't come back to school anymore. You misgendered this kid. Then he came back and then the court's got involved. They literally threw him in jail. So Jordan was way ahead on all this. So your question was, well, where is it all coming from?

It's hard to say exactly what that is. It's sort of like saying who's in charge of Biden. It's like who's in charge of the machine? You're asking me like the meaning of what I say. There are so influential professors, I think, that came out of Yale in different places, and then it's just sort of morphed into it. And then you throw the big tech piece in the algorithm of what get clicks, and who they banned, and all of this stuff.

And it's just a system of control, that's it. You know what I mean? It just is, the gender stuff is complete nonsense. No one, you wanna chop off your genitals, that's fine, but this stuff with kids and that if you now try to make sure, you know, because the thing is, it's actually also very anti gay. I think maybe we talked about this once over dinner.

Like if you take, if you see a 12 year old boy that's a feminine, just a feminine, most likely he's just going to grow up to be a gay man, hopefully a functioning gay man. That's what the literature says. That's it. Or a girl who's a Tom girl. Maybe she'll be a lesbian, but actually maybe not. We all go through phases and whatever. But if you start confusing a young mind with this idea that you might be a boy or a girl,

there's going to be a lot of, well, to have 12 kids, we'll do a lot of parents that end up in really bad nursing homes when their kids are in charge of their lives. And they realize, man, my parents had me chemically castrated or when my brain wasn't even in the hospital. That's what I'm saying, your brain's not in the developed for that to make that big of a life decision.

Like I was equal to when I was a kid, my favorite movie is Robocop. Yeah. And you imagine, hey, dad, I want robotic arms, she's like, you're 12, dude. When you're 21, this can be a nightmare. Moving my dad was like, yeah, let's do it. Then I'm fucking 24, 30 years only at these fucking

robotic arms, like, why would you allow me to do this? That's what you want to do. People would be like, do that, that'd be a sad, that'd sound pretty cool. That sounds way cooler. But anybody, that's insane. You let this 12 year old make that life changing decision. And we're doing it.

We're like, no, that's how they feel. It's like, they're 12. Yeah, that's where I have a real problem. And I think it's worth fighting for. Well, they all said children grow up, let their brains develop and then let them. Well, there should be a minimum age. If you want by alcohol, you'd be 21.

But if I want to chop my dick off, it's all, as long as my parents say it's all good, I can go do it. Right, well, it's a, it age like you know if you want to buy alcohol you'd be 21 before I chop my dick off it's all as long as my parents say it's all good I can go do it right well it's a it's a it's to that yet it's sort of like a it's sort of like the stuff with with voter IDs it's like that if you say you want voter IDs that you should just have an ID to vote which every country in the world has we all know it's obvious we don't have it here in California which is why when I voted for Larry Alder in the recall I literally took out my wallet because I was about to show the guy my ID and he freaked out, like, as if I was standing in the bag of cocaine.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because they don't want to see your ID. Yeah, they don't want to see it. Wow. But yet you have to show an ID if you go to a freaking mini golf place so that they, you know, you don't steal the golf club. Correct.

So it's like all of these things that we know are true and obvious and simple. If you said to anybody, you know they'll say, if you want voter ID, it's racist. Well, it's like all of these things that we know are true and obvious and simple. If you said to anybody, you know, they'll say, if you want voter ID, it's racist. Well, it's okay. So somehow they're saying black people can't get IDs, which is insane and racist. Which that would be racist. But are there black people that are not getting on planes? Because they, because you need an ID to get on a plane. So are we?

And if they're on, they have an apartment for a kid of a heart or anything. Yeah. So yeah, I think you're right about this. Those rules, those rules, but all of us, all of us, right left whenever, just go, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I literally can't follow this. This isn't sanity.

But you know, it really, like the red pilling is just, it's happening, like it's happening across the board. I don't know if you saw this clip in the last couple days that was going around of Woody Harrelson on Bill Maher's podcast. No. And basically he's just, he's like so red-pilled, like the government is awful at everything. Why do you want them involved in anything your health, your job, your, yeah, Woody. And he's sitting there. He's got no shoes on. He's baked his mind. He's baked it up. But, but it's like, man, Woody Harrelson

is making more sense than freaking Fauci. But the bomb is, who will be awesome, though, Mara. Bill Mara has kind of sort of been almost the, he's been portrayed by Redpild. He's sippin' some red too. There are a lot of people that are trading his, his fantastic monologues about the insanity. Yeah, well, I'm gonna be working on him tonight. You're going on, you're going on Mar tonight.

I'm going on Mar tonight too. Now, the podcast, the podcast. They've given me the boot on the show a couple of times. Why is that? My gut feeling would be that I sort of was in the Bill Mar old school liberal thing for a long time And then I kind of got to the end of the road He's not there so it might expose him a little bit too much I wanted to discuss it. He might be at the end of the row, but he can't say it. He's a Hollywood guy. And by the way, that's legit too.

He has built a certain life in a certain place and whatever. I would hope that he would be truly saying what he believes at the end. He's getting there. But he has to play the game too, because you know, like a guy like Chris Pratt, right? Like they've really ostrized him. Yeah, I bet we're here. Just from being religious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All it was was that he literally went to church. I mean, the shit that they pulled on Chris Pratt was insane. People hate that guy. Yeah, it's nuts. It's like because they kept saying his church was anti gay. And it's like, well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you think Ilhan Omar's mosque does gay weddings?

Yes. I think there's one mosque in the United States that does gay weddings. By the way, I'm not for forcing mosque in the United States that does gay wedding by the way I'm not for forcing us to ask you questions. Yeah, you're just asking questions there. Yeah, these are just questions everybody You see why I'm not gonna be on YouTube much longer. I can't There's no trouble. Yeah, we're on run. You're a normal. Yeah, you guys had a good ride. Yeah, yeah You had a good run. You can should be on rumble and again I will next time you come to my house when I open up the door of the room with all the cash. Yes, yes, right

You could have been yours My tongues wet my beak a little bit. They apologize. I got my hand. I had my hand. I'm discussing the shame with myself And then Sammy the book comes up behind me because we got to play some we got to play ball otherwise. I got a problem You know, yeah, well congratulations We got to play ball. Otherwise, I got a problem. Yeah, well, congratulations. It's good. I've been fantasized about. It's good. It's good. I've been kicking myself. Honestly, joking aside, I started locals because I saw a problem with big tech.

I had no idea if we could do it. I didn't know what I was doing. And in retrospect, it's crazy that I built a tech company. I had no idea what I was doing. I spent more time in the last three years working on locals and then all the other stuff that everyone knows me about because building a tech company and getting investors and having to sit around those tables. Full-time good.

Zoom calls every day for hours, repeating the same stuff. It was hard. I'll tell you one great story about the investor thing, though. So we had gotten a couple of investors, things were kind of growing, the numbers were looking good. But we knew we needed like one or two more to really give us some room

Right some runway So I'm at a meeting in Miami about a year and a half ago before I moved here and I'm sitting at this table with like ten big time investors and I'm doing the same Should be all I've always done and finally in the middle of dinner. I was like I can't keep repeating the shit It's like making me crazy, you know, like it's like do you guys see it or not? So I went on my locals app app, so that's my community. And I wrote a post and I said, hey guys, I'm at a meeting with investors right now.

Can you just give me your honest assessment of locals, be as brutal as you want, whatever you want to say? I then I send it out, it gets push notifications, so it shows up on everyone's phone. I got hundreds of responses in five minutes. I literally, I've never done this before. I unlocked my phone I said to all the investors just pass the phone around the table and take a look at the responses when I ask people about this product

And we got two major investors that oh, that's a fucking ball or move. Yeah, that's a ball I didn't even look at the responses Yeah, I could have been like this guy's just responses. Yeah, it could have been like this guy's just think. So with these dick pics, bro, at least the American flag is behind him, but still yeah, I mean, you're a patron, but this is outrageous. So I don't know. So it worked. It worked. And locals, locals was what exactly? So locals was my attempt at taking out Patreon, because Patreon is since Patreon, which is the crowdfunding platform Yeah, basically. Yeah, you should not be on patreon

We not only should you not be on patreon for free speech purposes our product is a million times better You can live stream from your phone. You get push notifications out people you own all of it We just we basically build you the house. That's the way that's the way we still think so locals is now merged with rumble And we're the subscription side because r, because Rumble's had it. Because I could, yeah. The subscription side of yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's local. Yeah, so the two companies they are, it's sort of like Facebook.

I don't want to compare anything to Big Tech, but, you know, Facebook and Instagram, they are now together, but they're still separate. Did you hear Mark Zuckerberg on-road? I did. I did. I got, I was sympathetic to his issues. Yeah, I did. I'm not. was sympathetic to his issues. They did what? I'm not.

You're not? God, damn it. I was. Brian's all the time. I was like, I was like, dude, Brian's like, you take a lot to run those companies.

We have no ideas, I'm a soft guy. I'm a soft guy. I'm a fuck that dude, man. It's like, you know what? I'm gonna go slightly with Brian on this one because over the years, as bad as Zuckerberg is on major things, an election screw, you four hundred fifty million dollars to fortify an election

and a lot of weird stuff in Facebook has been guilty of all sorts of stuff when he's been hauled in front of congress to talk about free speech he's pretty good you remember that moment when aoc basically was saying to him and she's fracked the day i tried to be nice. You know, she basically was like, you know, you're not censoring enough stuff. And he was like, well, it's not my job to censor things. I believe that there's a marketplace of ideas and, and she was trying to use the power to send it.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Incredible. Well, you're about to defend her. I will fight. You defend AOC. I'm sorry, I didn't. I'm gonna fight her.

I have to fight him. I'm gonna beat you up. What's the idea with no legs? You know what? Right now. Because he's in the room, doesn't mean you're fight him. I know how you I'm a beach up. What's that guy with no lights? You know what? Right now because he's in the room doesn't mean you're safe and I'll come right out Dude, I'm telling you defend a OC. It's I quit the show. I'll have a fucking how but I quit I will throw David on you and then I'll beat you. I got a tornado PRP in there too. They work that I played full core basketball for the first time in seven years last week And I really freaking played great. So where I have to wear a crazy drop jaw.

So, platelet rich therapy. Yeah, so they take your blood out, they spin it in the centrifuge, the platelets come out, that's where all the juice and the nutrients are and they inject it back in you. So you can't replace an ACL, but it strengthens everything around. Where can you do that? You can do it almost anywhere. Yeah, anywhere. Back, you can do it in your knee, you can do it for your hair. Your hair helps your hair. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, you've always had good hair. I had a alopecia and I had lost ton of hair. Oh, and that's what yeah. And then I was trying to find a remedy for that. You'd be, you don't want to try a PRP food? Yeah, I do, man. Yeah, I do. It's not cheap, but I've never

had good hair. You know, you know, hey, you know how good your hair would look if you just invest in I got five more weeks of my Miss line. I got five more weeks of my Invis line. Then I'm tackling my fucking And I'm gonna take a picture of Dave Rubin. I'm gonna say I want to look like that, please. Do you find as someone wearing a vis line that you're worried that other people are thinking you're wearing in vis line all the time? Yeah, cuz a little bit here. I notice you're wearing invisalign. It's aggravating, right?

And you've got that, but you have a great smile. What do you think? I don't think, yeah. No, because you know, my teeth are very straight, but my thighs are off and all that. So you see, these had them on for 19 years. You're in visline are waiting at the fucking dentist and you still haven't picked them up.

You know why? Because you can't have a show with two guys wearing invisalign. Because we want, you're in a bit much. It's a Because we want... We got a stacker. It's a bit much. We got a stacker. Both of us have that list. Really?

That was fun. Here's Dave Rubin. And we got Dave Rubin. He's got Rumble, if I'm making five points. This is about Biden. I think Biden, he's trying his best. Biden's going to be a big fan. And he'll see...

He'll see. He'll see, actually, a very nice person. I like it. He'll see. That's right. They'd bring my pet and I, then you could have had that. Give me your assessment of DeSantis, what your predictions are. I'm gonna put you on the spot.

You're a guy who's got your finger on the pulse. You hang out with DeSantis. You hang out with all the, who's who? Now, will DeSantis run, do you think, does Trump run for sure? Well, first of all, DeSantis, it will never get better than him. I really mean that, as a politician.

I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm not saying he's Jesus. I'm not saying I am just saying, as a politician in the American system, which is so freaking whacked, it will never get better than this decent guy who, when we talked about the age thing before, I think he's, I think he turned 43 or 44 last week.

So yeah. I've met the first lady many times. KC, she's wonderful. They have two kids. He's a family guy. When I've spent time with him when we, when he came and he did my last, my last tour stop with me, you did the one like a few days before actually in Orlando. So we went right to Orlando in Disney country and we did, we did the whole Don't Say

Gay thing. crowd was awesome We're sitting in the green room and it's just me and him for about a half an hour and he just want to talk about baseball actually like he doesn't He's just he's a decent he lost food. Yeah, so he played based like a dude. He's just a little That baseball college he played baseball on college. Yeah, yeah You know, he likes smoking cigars whatever is a mess so In terms of just what you would want a politician, forget whether you agree with him on everything, he does exactly what he says he's going to do. I have never seen a politician like this.

This Martha's Vineyard thing, what do you do? He said, if you send these people in, we are going to send them to Martha's Vineyard, then the best part of the story, I don't know if you saw saw this he got twelve million dollars in the budget to do exactly this it's in the budget the democrats in florida fat but there's not that many they all signed the budget then he does it they are there on twitter calling him a racist it's like you morons signed the budget with the thing that but how great is how great is that the greatest story like immigration promise the, it's like, we'll have an immigration prom. You the boarder should be open and then Florida and Texas

and California have to deal with the majority of you. Oh, California never do this, but Texas and Florida is they go, okay, you don't think it's a problem? You deal with this, what we deal with, you try it out. And then now they're like, only shit, we got a problem. And again, this is what we're saying. We're just saying that borders are reasonable. That's what we're saying.

We're saying that allowing everybody to come over to the border is not tenable. It's not possible. Nobody can do that. Somebody has to pay for that. Wasn't there a guy with a funny skin color a couple of years ago with weird hair? Was it?

That's the other funny skin color. I didn't mean to put a skin color. It was so racist. That's how to say it. I thought you were trying to do that. You really better get unrumble. Okay, then he said weird hair on his throat. Wait a minute, that's not how I talk about it. That's how to say it. I thought you were trying to get you really better get on rumble. Okay, you guys have weird hair on the front. Wait a minute, that's not what I saw.

Other guy. Yeah, there was another guy who used to say he had a hair mask. Oh, Donald Trump with the orange skin. The orange skin. Yeah, just have to have a border. That's what makes a country. But the best part of it, yeah, you're right. They send these people to Marthas V.

For the healthy people. Obama has a 30 acre estate there. 30 acres on the water. Oh, his ball. Now, it's odd, he didn't offer them, I don't know, maybe a quarter of an acre to put the people and how they could have been killed by climate change there because it's right on the water.

So maybe he was looking out for them. It's a lot of that. But these people, they are more resources there. They're freaking out. Todd goes on TV on NBC. They don't have, it's an island. They don't have the infrastructure. As if all the border towns in Texas, oh, they're just freaking holy and dope.

They can manage it. Yeah, they can manage it. Exactly. And then they send it to Kamala Harris's resident too. Great. So that's great. So she has to look out and make holy fuck, man. This is not.

It cracks me up. But that's why I'm saying he's so good. He's doing exactly what he said. He doesn't allow the news to control the narrative no so when a reporter says something goes hold it hold it no you're not getting away with that hold on and he he mounts his defense that way and that's what I love about I did I did an event with him a couple weeks ago called the sun sunshine sunbite it's a big Florida Republican thing so it's like an all-day event and I was hosting it and he did not allow mainstream press in.

So the mainstream press is freaking out and he basically said, hey, why would we let you in? You guys lie about everything. We're just not gonna let you in. And it was like, yeah, he's just done. There's a game being played that we all know is fixed. It's like if you kept playing monopoly with a friend who was the banker and you kept losing.

And you're like, man, I've been playing really well. And then you're like, oh, he keeps- But you put a lot of people to keep playing. Even though you know the French, you keep- And by the way, I'm gonna do nothing about it. We're all on Twitter, right? We're all on Twitter. We're all doing these things.

So we're all in the game that we know is fixed. But he is basically saying, I will not play that game. Well, I think that what has happened with our legacy media is it's very simple. Most of those people come from the same background. Yes. Yes. They go to the same schools. They are educated by the same educators. They go from the echo chamber of their cloistered wealthy homes and their specialized high schools, middle-scale, high schools, same values. And when you have a group of people in a newsroom that have read the same books, listen to

the same TED talks, have the same experience, the same reality. There's no perspective. It's very difficult. Yeah, and by the way, and Sam Harris said this long time ago, I never forgot. He said, I never have, I don't have anybody in my, I was an admission of his blind spots. He said, he said, I've never, I don't have anybody in my role of the extra that even smokes or a serve time in the military or works with their hands. If you don't have that, that's most of America.

If you don't have people at your friends or that even listen to sports radio, those are the people that make this country fucking move, bro. And if you don't, if you don't know that, if you actually don't have those people at your dinner table or you're not friends with people like that, or you're not interacting with those people, you're not gonna know how most Americans feel. You're not speaking to the masses. When you start talking about your pronouns,

we go, I understand, I'm a compassionate person. I got way bigger problems, bro. Well, what's the average American have? 200 dollars in the bank, so I'm like, pronouns, dude, I'm just trying to get my kids fucking dead. That's it. But then also, going piggybacking on the bank, so I'm like, pronance. Dude, I'm just trying to get my kids fucking dance. That's it. But then also going piggybacking on the media.

So they've been doing this kind of like click baity stuff for how long it really started with Trump. Really picked up with Trump. Now with Biden, the rights in a little bit. But look at the ratings. They can't continue to go at the rate they're going because all the ratings are fucking, especially the left, seeing and all it's tanking.

Well, nobody's tuning tuning it Biden has dementia Do we all agree on that or something like dementia? I am not a good authority Dave that he had a stutter And yes, and he has no yes, yes, he has a stutter. So I would say that I have to push back no It's normal in the leader of the free world shakes hands with invisible guy. He's constantly. He's going to go and people like or or they have to go walk to your left, stairs it to the right. That's the story. You can't be the leader of the free. He's kind of a classic Democrat and pretty moderate. Biden, but no, but nobody and he was also tough. Like he's been through terrible tragedy. He's kind of our scrappy tough politicians. And now you can't ride a bike.

I know a very strong part. Now you can't ride a fucking bike. Well, well, he's gotten to an age, obviously, where there seems to be something, you know, I like how they're like, he's gonna run again, it's like, fuck it. He's not.

But the funny thing is, they all are in on it together. When you talk about like, they all go to the same schools, they're all in on the Biden thing together too. When Buddha Jej or Kamala is like Yeah, he's gonna run again, and I'm gonna support him It's like you know he's not running again. We all know you know something's wrong with him

But why are you all doing it? You're all doing it because they're all just trying to like rip the copper out of the walls at the end You know you mean like they're all just trying to get a little whatever of they can get because they're not talented These are not people that can do anything Pete Pete only has that job because he's gay. I always call him gay, Pete on my show. It's not because I have a problem with gay people. I'm married to one, but he is because. He's the one I have the major problem with. I'm married to him.

I'm a problem with him. Yeah, that's true. I'm really, she's a problem with him. I hear my girl talking to your husband like, yeah, no, you want to get the tuna. It's the tuna that's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thingona it's the it's you yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the on the doona it's like the

that's all the stuff that my wife would know I know he's on the phone with her we got the do know we got to the doc attack great double the the left back to peace you're gonna put peed in the common hairs no so think about it why do they why are they all in on the lie it's because peed has no skills he was the he was the mayor of South Bend, Indiana.

I have no problem with South Bend or Indiana, but he had no qualifications for anything. They say, okay, you're gay, so you will be the transportation secretary. Congratulations. Rachel Levine was a guy his whole life married, is that true? Yes.

I'm pretty sure he's still as a wang or jean, whatever. The point is he or she or whatever it is Is not qualified to be the deputy health secretary like so when did she transcomala has was pulling it zero in her own party when they put the most ever and then and uh What's her name? Destroyer, oh, Tosi, who I did I love Tulsi absolutely my favorite debate of all time Tulsi just destroyed her So this is the guy, was it was a man

who probably felt like if I have no problem with this but if this is somebody who felt like a woman is her, her, her, her, her, his whole life at the time and then became a woman or you know, went through that, that whole thing. I'm not gonna say anything disparaging about him. No it's but it's not about that. I don't really be in that position.

But you realize you are by accident because the way you were just worried about your own pronouns. Yeah, out of your mouth. Yeah, yeah. As a comic and everything else that you are. But I get it. The way you walk through that landmine field, which we all stumbled over there.

Yeah, well I'm not binary. As a, I don't see. You can't well better be. Yeah, well, I'm not binary as a student. I don't see you. You can't well better be. Yeah, my hand, I go both ways, you know. But you put the, my question is to your point, like is Pete the best for the job? Is she the best for the job? Or are they there for a reason?

They're there because they, because they're there. We're both there, they're there. Look, look, look, he's gay and Pete's like, yeah. Yeah, but how is he as the transportation guy? Not great. You guys have these fine technical people working with you. Did you hire them because of their physical? Yes, I did.

It was the hair. It was the color of his hair. I don't know. I only hired a chain causation. I assumed he was good with compute. There's an implication like, oh, you know what I mean? I assumed I was gay. So, so there you go.

But the point is, you don't, this is what this is. Confidence, confidence. And you guys living California where the entire machinery is run by equity now, so you will keep bringing in worse and worse people and the machinery of California will collapse. It is in freefall now, but it will continue to collapse. And always the question is, well, what is that rock bottom?

When literally you're hiring firefighters only because they're trans, and they said they don't know anything about fire. Like, we really get to that point. Is that true? Is that happening? Well, there is some level of that. Yeah, there's some level of that. But I meant that one at the beginning. It's like some comedy venues that will only put on certain amount of female trans, Asian,

they won't put the best comments. So if there's a fire at your house, imagine some trans, he was born a boy, it turns into a female, and they have to carry my big ass out of the fire and can't do it. And not to say. And that is thermo-narrative. And there might be an excellent trans firefighter, and I would love to chat with them.

But if that is your qualifier, Alan, that's not right. But and it's not just the physical things, but you're talking about your, when you break off in the ocean. California's gonna have a problem, because California had Silicon Valley. And Silicon Valley, a lot of these companies

like Airbnb, et cetera, just went public. California got a $95 billion tax surplus as a result of that. So when these companies went public, and you gotta remember that those, that Silicon Valley was a, California was a place result of that. So when these companies went public and you got to remember that those, that Silicon Valley was a California was a place where if you had an idea, you could build a company around it and make a fortune. And that brought the best, the best, the best,

brightest, most aggressive. It was a, it was a boys network too. It was boys for whatever reason seem to be drawn to engineering and software and all that computer. Guys like things, people, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's to be drawn to engineering and software and all that computer work. Guys like things, convocative like people, it's just that it's the only thing. Whatever you want, they're entrepreneurs. Yeah, they're risk takers, they take more risks. So you had this, they revolutionized the way we communicate. They revolutionized pretty much everything.

It's very interesting that the new sum machine, et cetera, seemed to have made it so inhospitable to business that they have either left gone to Texas or found another place to innovate because you're not going to have it seems the same innovation did it may be that Silicon Valley is somewhat at least new. We'll think about everyone's moving to Miami. Well think you see I got so bad. Elon took Tesla from California. Think about it. You know, big of a hit that is. Now granted, there's a lot of the business

that bring in revenue here. So, but still a pretty big fucking hit and just optics wise, Tesla. By the way, it's not just tech, although there's a million examples of people they're all going to Austin in Miami. That's it. Remember, there was that tweet from Suarez,

the mayor of Miami, when Keith Roboi who's one of the old guys major VC guy he was really frustrated with Cali he sends out this tweet and then Francis Suarez mayor of Miami he just wrote how can I help and next thing you know you've got everybody moving there because I help yeah you're not here so you don't say this you're God I hope you see it when you have a chance now, New Sims did a commercial and he's like, if you want freedom.

Oh, I saw it. You see it, I saw it. We've made it out. If you want freedom, California, we're about freedom. We're not taking your rights. You brought out freedom. You need to leave Florida and you're like, are you out of your fuck?

Who told you this? Do you know how many people, you guys know how many people left Cali last year? You know, I know the number. You know know take a wild guess so never before in the history of California had they lost population 20 was the first time they lost a population 20 21 was a second I guess how many people is it a hundred thousand oh 150,000 but not only it's not just 350,000 people it's the people you were just talking about. It's these people that are in jail. Well, it's a brain drain.

Look at Rogan. I mean, Rogan's an interesting case because he signs this crazy deal with Spotify. So now he gets, I don't know, a couple hundred million. He's so all in. He's never coming to LA. Like, he's so all in. Oh, he's making me look like a sellout.

Oh, just for a big deal here with you guys. Oh, dude, he's still trying to get us to cop. Oh, I thought, when I leave here, he's still in that shit hole. Yep, he's making me look like a sell out. Oh, just for a beer with you guys. Oh, dude, who's still chocolate. Oh, I'll talk to him when I leave here. And he goes, still not shit, holy. Yep, he's still here, dude. He's like, hey, listen, I'm telling you. And think about it, the guy has, he's literally the most influential public person in the world has the resources to do whatever he wants.

Sometimes I cannot live in California. Yeah, you know, it really like he can do, they could have taken half his money. He still could do more than basically everyone on earth. 100%. live in california you know it really like he can do they could have taken half his money he still could do more than basically everyone on a hundred percent and the math made more sense no i know the taxes and so he was like i'm going to taxes and say this much money and it's a and now he's got a set up bread and i walk into a set up where like our

failures i've i've told the santa's i i honestly he's left when i've said it but i i would be for flor Florida having an entry tax at this point. Now knowing that, that's right, because I didn't move there to save money. I'm saving a lot of money obviously, but it was not that, it was everything else. It was freedom, truly.

But the idea that all these people come, and I think people are really coming and realizing what they fled. So when I'm walking my dog in my neighborhood and people come up to me and, oh, you're new, you guys live over there, I always say number one, I just want you to you know i am here to keep florida florida because they say where you from

and when i say cally they freak out and they should freak out it's like having a zombie infestation was because the people believe california they still vote the same that's why i think that's in his basically super liberal and balloon often super often often as a a huge problem that is spreading throughout Texas. Florida to me is the truly safe one at the moment. I agree. Texas will be okay.

And Beto is a freak and they just have to like, get some cobwebs cleaned up or something. But this 350,000 people, good people. You know what I mean? Phoenix, my producer, his family has lived in LA his entire life. He left, his parents are leaving. I took two companies out of here.

Yeah, these are functioning, these aren't the people that are burning the cities down. These aren't the people that are causing all the time. These are job makers, job makers and innovators. And that was what California was about. And then you added sunshine and it was like, here we go. You know, the house across the street for me is for sale Right across street tennis court really nice and I get it on robbers to see if I can and then I'm

Assume the housing markets gone up. Oh, it's not yeah, it's not yeah, I love yeah, I mean I I love my life. It's not done, yeah. I mean, I, I don't know how, let's put it in my head. The housing market is so crazy that when I went down there, I knew I was buying a house, like I've got to get a F out, like I'm buying a house. We saw about 20 places, we finally found one that we love.

It was off market, we agreed there, we agreed on sale number, I didn't even negotiate, I was like, well take it for that, they agreed. We sent them the contract, half hour later they write back, they said we want 500,000 more. And we had to say yes because you have no leverage You have no that is one problem that Florida has which is when you get this kind of Influx influx. Yeah, all of your services are going to be stressed your housing prices are going to last and I do have a lot of sympathy

And I'm actually I want to figure out if I can do something I've been trying to I've been discussing it on the show a little bit I want to help the people that were the Floridians. I don't want the average Floridian who has been there forever and forever and forever. I pushed out. Right, to be pushed out. And I am starting to hear more and more stories about that. But in a way that's a, I don't mean this as a good set of problems, but it's a problem because of something good.

Well, your property values rise as well that you can sell your house for more and move to another part of Florida, but that's not what you want. But that's not what you want. You want the average guy. You want the fabric of the community there, right? So I'm trying to figure out something that's

Venice had that problem. Yeah, Venice when I moved there in 1995 was a People had been there for 30 years and there was such a fabric to that community and everybody at small houses and Everybody just knew each other and supported each other and you that that was so amazing. It was also dangerous. Well, little bit, but actually, no, no. So what happened by the time I got there was the reek was there night in the 90's. The reek of actor came along. So you're right. So in 1993, 92, it was dangerous. It was one of the most dangerous places. If not the most dangerous place, but what happened was with the reek of act, they came in, they go, they came to these gangs

and they go, Hey, you're walking with that guy. But it's my uncle. I know he's a in a gang. You're not allowed to be walking with that guy, but it's my uncle. I know he's in a gang. You're not allowed to be walking with a gang member just around parole. They would go to jail. All of a sudden, these gangs were like, bro, I can't go to, I got to hold on a job. I can't go back to fucking jail.

I just did it five years stretch. I can't even walk with my, and it just totally disseminated everything. And then the cops really smartly quietly said to the shoreline creeps and then it's 13. They're like, you sell your rock to whatever you want. If one fucking car is broken into, we're coming down on you. If one drive by, and it was just amazing.

So they really hit it. It's back up, climb back up there now though. Now it is, but what happened was when there was all the sudden, Cunningass said this is the number one place to live. And the secret was out, everybody started moving in and you had these tech guys, then Google starts moving in. And my property, I bought a little house for one

for 350 grand. Right off Abbott. Right off Abbott. Right there. It is now worth 2.5 million. But you sold it way before, right? I sold it for one three. Oh, you sold it. You sold it like in the last year before, right? I sold it for one three. Oh, you sold it.

You sold it like in the last year or two? Because that's the last three years ago. I sold it in 2007. Right. That's my house now. I sold it for sale. That other one. You sold it?

It's in Ascrow. Oh, you should have pretty penny for that. I sold three houses in Ascrow. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the price, the way it would just got so crazy, but that's kind of what you want to avoid that with my money, because then you you're gonna have just a bunch of new people and none of the old fathom. No, you want, every time I do an event in Florida,

when I was on tour and just anything I've done there, I always, I make a point of calling, I messed with the crowd a lot, and I always am like, where are the OG Florida people? I want them to get credit. They did it right. Cupid, they're the Minicons. Yes, all the Venezuelans, the amount of Honduras

that I know, and they're all good. And those people, you know, all the Venezuelans, the amount of Honduras that I know now in the... That's great. And they're all good and, you know, those people, they come, especially the Cubans in the Venezuelans, they know what they freaking fled. They're awesome. Yes. I fucking... What makes Miami so amazing is that Latin flavor.

Yeah. Nobody's in a rush. I love that shit. I love Miami. I'd have a cocaine, bro. To that right now. I'm addicted to things. It's not a flat ass anywhere to be found on the planet. I can tell you I, bro. I'm addicted to things.

It's not a flat ass anywhere to be found on the channel. I can tell you I've been there for about eight months now. I have not seen any cocaine. I'm sure it's there. I'm a little less. And the circle I hang out with. Would you say the best fucking people in the world is the most beautiful people in the United. Also no shit, whoever made that list, yeah, no shit.

I've been there. Everybody has a ass. Guys, guys, it's fantastic. Some of those women with those ass, No shit whoever made that list. Yeah, no shit. I've been there everybody has to ask guys Fantastic some of those women with those ass. Oh that with that that injection whatever that I want to move that I can't I live I'd be out of control. I'd be like a Tasman devil In career goes down the drain my my fiance now. It's like you're gonna wear my any I'm coming The baby My my fiance now is like, you gonna wear Miami? I'm coming. She can come the baby. I want it. Okay. No, I know. You guys can come with me.

Now if I'm going to spikan like I'm doing this week. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She later fuck this. She knows her. She knows her trolls up there. What do you get up there like so many people with bad tattoos, no sun, the vitamin D deficient. No. We're in hairstyles.

No, the worst city I've seen like through the pandemic suffered the most was Portland because we have a lot of Portland. I do Portland in the clubs downtown and I do the meetings these days after I meet all these people and everyone I go, oh, you live right here like, oh, god, no, they're like, we haven't been downtown in years, man, so I just let's say you've done it. So there's cop comes. I have a lot of fans who are cops, right? I'm super pro blue. So this cop comes and he's off duty, right? And he goes, yeah, I have me,

my boys came to show, man, big fans, and he goes, you're not going out tonight, right? And I go, ah, I have me, my boys, we'll go to voodoo dons, so I don't go to bars or anything else. Don't go. And what do you mean, you go, don't go? He goes, did you go by voodoo dons to the AGO?

Yeah, he goes, did you see the guy with the giant AR-15 there? He goes, is that normal to you? That guy with a giant AR-15 there? Oh yeah, he goes, is that normal to you? That a guy with a fucking semi-automatic weapon is guarding a donut shop? He was, that's my area man. It's been 15 shootings in the past month. 15 shootings.

And he goes, he goes, fuck a donut. Now, I was like, I'll be fine though, yeah, I'm gonna be guys. And I was, I'm thinking Portland, like, and I go, they have guns, he goes, oh, they've all against it. I'm telling you, don't go out. Like, are you shitting me?

Wow. And then you walk around, it's just homeless and you're like, what the fuck? It's this land of talking. It looked like Bain took over fucking gossip. Well, look, I saw you last time, I saw you was doing my show in Denver, right? And that was about two months ago. Denver, we're not talking Portland, not talking Seattle,

not talking one of these crazy Northwest cities. Denver was kind of a shittle. The amount of homeless indictments there was nuts. They've had an interest. Of all the cities I went to, that was the most shocking. Denver I think is a beautiful city. There's great people there. They've got a great common people there. People were camped out there. You couldn't get them off off because of that law. How about the fucking Basically the perjurel they pat they're gonna pass in Chicago. Oh, yeah, incredible So this yeah, you guys talk about I mean cash for no no no bail cash bail

There's been major business owners like we're out man. They're headed your way You know that you know that's something like something like 60 to 80 people get shot every weekend in Chicago Yeah, usually about a dozen people killed we usually cover it on Mondays on my show, and nobody cares. Think about that. Nobody cares. Gang on gang violence. And you can talk about it, you're racist.

Your racist, what kind of you used to bring it up all the time. But it's black on black crime. No, so you're racist. Also that doesn't count. It doesn't count. But my black people are trying to do the best they can, and they have kids going to school and stuff. They have to deal with that shit.

But the south side of Chicago, they could refer to it as, I didn't, you know, coin the term shy rack. It's so bad. I have a buddy who stays down there and they're gonna pick him up the Uber when he being cross over to get to South Side, he was, oh, we can't go on there. I'm like, we can just drop,

we don't go near to there, man. And then I go, well, fine, can you drop me off? Like, your taxi goes, taxi's won't go to South Side. You're just too dangerous. They get, they get, not only Jack, they get killed. Like, but that was my thing with Black Lives Matter. Once you guys march on the Southside where people are dying every single day. No, instead they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they screaming because they figured out that i live there screaming that old trump supporter white supremacist yelling at me i'm walking with

my husband their screaming at us like we're you know literally calling us homophobes and big instant ration that's when i decided so i got the hell out of sherman oaks i move to and seno because i thought i remember i thought if i go up the hill a little bit they have to walk up a hill these lazy motherfuckers but then but then the whole place collapsed that house by the way it was a great i don't know i But now it's, trust me, I didn't want to go. You with it, I got pushed out. They pushed you over. They pushed you, but now,

and Sino's riddled with, no, I know. I'm going to Sino after the robbery. I'm in Vazion, yeah. Well, wasn't it, was it a real housewife or something? Right before I left, there was like, somebody murdered and in Sino and one of that. The real housewives, she got tied up with her husband yet.

And then even shortly after that, the head coach McVeigh of the Los Angeles Rams was in vacation and his house got broken into. It's like, you know, I have the ring and I- Have I mentioned Florida? I think we've been here. I mean, I'm enjoying these little anecdotes of horror, but- My answer always Florida. Well, it's amazing what good governance can do.

And it's amazing how quickly things break down when like overnight how things turn into the purse if you don't have lawn or. But they've never answered, do you think DeSantis, so I love, do you think Santis is actually gonna run? So look, my preference, I think the state you live in matters more than the country right now. I mean that in a somewhat, I don't mean that in the country, you should just go to shit or we should be in the country.

No, but local law says it's a more ineffected day. And that's what federalism's all about. That's what the founders intended. That if you lived in a state, you would be able to have that experiment going on all the time. We have high taxes here, we do this. Let's kind of run this around. It's state by state. So that's the way it was supposed to be.

So on one hand, I'm like, man, no, I just want this guy to stay and keep solidifying the state, keep strengthening it, let's get, you know, the right people coming behind you, all of that stuff. On the other hand, the federal thing is so freaking broken and it's so, it's coming for everybody. You know, one of the things that I missed in August, they hired, what was it, 87,000 new federal IRS agents that are armed to go after people who make under $200,000?

That's what the federal government is interested in right now. But they painted it like they were going to go after the big dogs and not this can affect the common. Such a lack of creativity. So the only answer is to raise money from taxpayers like i that is one way to raise revenue but it's not innovation and it's not a revenue problem and it's not a revenue problem it's a spending problem yes there is no amount of money that will be enough you could you could if you just had a fucking magic printing that they do have

you could print five trillion dollars you could give it to everyone and they would still say but we need more money, because it's a spending problem. Well, the larger it grows, the more it spends. So my question for you, Dave's, can DeSantis fix that? Or is it unfixable? So that's like,

if I'm saying that I'm staying in Florida. I know, I'm saying that I'm staying. I'll run for president. It's too easy. A guy like, that's not why I'm like, DeSantis isn't wired that way. I don't get to his level being content with Florida kicking. I know he loves the state.

I think, and I cannot speak for him, so I have no idea on this. My gut feeling would be if he honestly felt that Trump could win, if that the machine would actually allow Trump to win, and that Biden is so compromised, and that we're in this Jimmy Carter malaise kind of thing, I honestly think he would probably prefer

that Trump go in one more time, actually do a little bit better in terms of breaking stuff up and that maybe he could come behind him. That would be my guess. Well, he's got all the justices. He's got a majority conservative justice in all the applet on the Supreme courts. That's a big deal.

That's really a big deal. I think that's more likely than not to happen because I think Trump is going to run to spasoff ego and is a good chance to win do you think it's not if you didn't if trump didn't run trump says he's run but if trump didn't run then i would hope to santa steps up to the plate because you want them going against each other no you don't want to do president vice president what are we doing here that's you have his number yeah i think i think, no, you know what, it would be a bad move for DeSantis. DeSantis has been so clean and so good and clear that to take number two to Trump, where you end up as some kind of neutered something, it doesn't, it doesn't have to be made so.

Well, Trump's not going to listen. No, you know, he's like, he'll be in, but Trump, he'll be in, but Trump's ego, so out of control, he views DeSantis as like, it almost like a, it's a competition thing. So it was a barrier. No, there's definitely, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,'s ego, so out of control, he views Decentis as like, it almost like a, it's a competition thing. So it's a barrier. No, there's definitely a, I advise, you guys do the fighting thing more than me, but I'm sure there's an analogy there of like, you don't just like work with the number one guy,

you got to take him out kind of thing. Well, you don't want to take, you want to take a future champion and, and, and, and neuter him. Break him. Yeah, exactly. You want to pretend you don't want to put him for a champion. Yeah, we don't, we don't put the young rising prospect in the challenge to fight the championship. It all comes down to independence.

And DeSantis is a guy that independence will vote for. That's really what it is. But when Trump was just like, and he said this before, the White House is a dumb, whatever he hates doing it, just a new thing. So we're just hilarious.

But if he was just like, I'm out, I don't want to deal with this. DeSantis, he's the guy. Boom, we're off to the races. That's the smart thing to do, but that's not happening. Well, look, the other side of this thing is that Biden's not running again. He's not very gentle. Who is, so they're going to throw, new sum.

So it's probably, they are so twisted. The announced today. Well, did he literally, he basically said his exact words were if Biden doesn't run which obviously has to play the fucking game if Biden doesn't run i'm an announced my can't see what i would like to tell you he is a soulless lizard person he has destroyed everything he has touched except made his family money so they've got the big check out all the time he's got he's got a lot of wine i get it

but he was the mayor of San Francisco. If you think the way Venice was destroyed was precipitous, then what he did to San Francisco, he should be in jail for, and then he just exported it to Cali. And now this guy has the form. No, this is what's crazy. It would be, not well. This is the NFL analogy.

It would be like having a quarterback through 17 interceptions, then so on going. I like this guy. Let's get him on our team, like having a quarterback through 17 interceptions and so on going. I like this guy. Let's get him on our team and he's still throwing fucking interceptions. Yeah, but guys, you can put him in the store. It's also that the LA board of supervisors, it's the board of supervisors that I have so much power.

The LA board of supervisors, five women, it's the view, five women are handling $38 billion I think it's a budget of $38 billion. Bring up the LA border supervisor. You want to talk about the real power sets. This is a real power set. This is a real power set. We're doing her enough to use.

It's with these women, if you want to talk about all the COVID policy, all the things you have, these are the women who have a hell of a lot of power. So one of the women there. Those women, they run LA. You want to see the bill run LA? Right there. So that will. They're handsome. So that won't their handsome. Very, very, very handsome.

Very handsome, let's leave looks out of it. They're all, but I just said their handsome. I'm just saying that right there is who runs out. So the one, go to the first picture showed with the woman in the green in the middle. So that is a woman by the name of Sheila Cool. This is a woman who she was the deciding vote when they decided to close outdoor restaurants again.

Remember, we had that little moment when things opened up, people felt good for three days and then they're like, well, come get your back down. She, you know what she did. You guys must know this. She was the deciding vote to close outdoor eating, but the Edic didn't kick in for 24 hours. So what did she do? She goes eat outdoor at her favorite restaurant in Santa Monica, Italian restaurant.

I forgot the name. And it's like, man, you are the epitome of the worst bull. And so, no, she's under this name. How about the French laundry? Yeah, and then his kids being in private school and they're playing in the old-day. I'm asking you to find laundry, by the way,

now that I have all this money. I love you, because I've never been. I've never had money. Well, hey, Felisco, you're gonna have to wear a mask, but yeah, go ahead and go. Yeah, well, French masks are required. No, no, no, no. In fact, I'm trying to get in there for my, I'm taking you off the mat. You're gonna have to wear a mask, but yeah, go ahead and go. Yeah. We're a French mask or required. No, no, no, no. In fact, I'm trying to get in there for my,

I'm going up there October 6th. Let me see what I can do. I would love that. You've got a lot of power. Just buy me a table there. But the one thing about that is that that is that group of men. Yeah, yeah.

And it's very interesting. You don't have the laylux, I'd like to come on. I love my mother. But the fact of the matter is that if women like that don't have a balance of some male energy or some other energy in there, my mother wouldn't let me, my mother would like me to be in a golden cage.

My mother would like me to not go out of the house and stay in a golden cage. It's the Fauci saying. And you have to be safe. And I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna get shit for this, but in fact, long COVID, the vast majority of cases, I don't know I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna get shit for this, but in fact, long COVID, the vast majority of cases, I don't know if you guys know this, but the vast majority of cases of long COVID

are middle-aged. Yeah. Probably middle-aged liberal living, because they do tend to have no psychological. I was gonna say, usually middle-aged, white for the most part, educated. Crazy. Yeah, you forgot crazy.

They suffer from things like fibromiles. I'm not saying that's not a real disease, but the numbers are very interesting. That they sway toward chronic fatigue and long COVID. So there might be some hysteria there. If we don't have somebody telling my mom, mom, mom, I love you. You want to take care of the world,

but mom, you can't be the nurse of the world. I'm going to play football, or I'm going to do the sport, and I don't give a fuck, and if I die, I'm going to fucking die. You only bet you pass in laws where if they get a paper cut, they're fucked. You need a mix. We don't want that.

You need a mix. You get pushed back. I just want to, I can't remember. Did I mention Florida? There's no one I can't take you. You guys are dope. Pull up the picture one more time. You need a mix. I can't remember. Did I mention farted? You guys are go. Pull up the picture one more time. You guys are governed by this five crazy. Yeah. Yeah, those are your women.

These women have no power. These women have power over this. These women can just hide. Whether you guys can ride with me on tape. I'm sure they mean well. They're good with me. No, they don't mean well. No, they, but they're just controlling.

They give them an outbeat. They fucking dead. They're going to lie. They're going to lie. I'm sure they mean well. They're good with me. No, they don't mean well. No, they, but they're just controlling and they give them an outbeat. They fucking

They're the librarian going shh. That's all I'll do a philosophical one for you because I know you like that sort of thing If they mean well, so let's grant them the mean well, right? Yes Okay, well a the road to hell is paid with good intentions fine Yes, but if you keep doing it wrong and the results of all of those things even if you mean well the entire time are destroying other people's lives at what point does a guy like you who is trying I get what you're trying to do and I used to do it yeah at what point do you go it simply does not matter anymore because what's the definition of crazy I agree with the first one hundred percent saying that I think it's out that we need to get them out of there yeah and

that we had that if you want to change politics start there. If you actually want to change the way this this city itself or the cities like San Francisco and and you know San Francisco the city council they don't even have a Democrat. They're all they're all they're all social. Right. I'm like it. They're all full on comments. Yeah.

And they you don't have a Democrat. Yeah. So if you actually are serious about changing the landscape in your city, you gotta attack where it matters. You gotta take out those are the knees. So is there any evidence, and this was part of my calculation and leaving, is there any evidence that anything is turning around?

So they would tell you this. They would tell you this. They would say, and Gavin Newsom would say, and he will say, we have a tax surplus, guys. I mean, we're flush. We're making money. And then no point to a whole bunch of stats. Now, of course, there are lies,

damn lies, and statistics. You can play with statistics. But if you look at the amount of money they were making, there's still the legacy of Silicon Valley. There's still that crazy tax bill. So they're going to be like, what? What? And you have to know how to fight them.

You have to know exactly what they're talking points are gonna be and be ready for that. Yeah, but be, so you're staying at the surplus of money. And then they want to defund the police while crimes are not done. So, but again, let me go through this. So, that's not insanity. So, so, so, you have exactly that. Maybe that's not working on him. You're coming to Florida. Oh, no, I'm coming through this. So that's not insanity. So, so, so you have maybe a hacker

that working on him. You're coming to fly. I'm coming to fly. I'm watching. I'm watching. You didn't see it. I bought my ticket every time. I'm saying that Gavin Newsom is the symptom.

I'm your new neighbor. Gavin Newsom is the symptom. You're gonna, I'm your new neighbor, a full core bastard. Yeah, I'm in. I want in. Wait to see my brother. I'll be the pool boy, bro.

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have been there for 40 years. And every one of them went, it was on MPR, they all all went no, no, I know there's a lot of enthusiasm. It's gonna be very difficult for him to get anything done Meaning he's not and then I talked to Schwarzenegger then I had dinner with him Yeah, John Legosamo and I were doing this movie and he goes my friends come and you'll like it Schwarzenegger shows up with a system I'm like, oh my friend hang with him Yeah, and I just read a book on California politics by Michael Lewis called Boomerang. He wrote the big short, and all of this.

And so I had, I was able to talk to him. Schwarzenegger said to me, he was talking about how there was a water shortage. And he said, all he said was he goes, I know how we do this. There's a water shortage, but I'm looking at the numbers. The farms over here don't need that much water. Dolmins. Just get them to give us the water. It's all meant for you. numbers. The farms over here don't need that much water. The almonds.

Just get them to give us the water. It's just freaking out. It's almonds, they help me. Just get them to take less water. Yeah. And we'll take that water and bring it over here. No big deal. Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

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know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know, you know, you know,, oh, he don't know how it works. We can't go to our district and say, you don't get more water, I'm going to get reelected. They'll use that against me. But it's a good idea. So what we're going to do is you're going to make a speech and you're going to say that. You're going to say that. And you're going to get credit for that.

And then we're going to get behind you. And then we're going to do nothing. And then what we're going to do is we're not going to do that because we're going to have to kind of, we're going to stall it. And then what we're going to do is we're not going to do that because we're going to have to kind of, we're going to stall it. That's how politics works for him. And he said the biggest thing, the hardest thing was how little power he actually had.

What a motherfucker it was to get anything done. Well, that was when I was campaigning with Larry Elder for the recall and Larry's a good buddy of mine. That his main concern was, you know, okay, even if this miracle happens, there is almost nothing I can do. You you know you can do a few things by executive water but that he's a liberty not with a democratic supermajor by the way you

know there's a place with water it's called far to have you guys ever the ever way there's a lot of water every ever sometimes too much water to be honest i went to the right now all about it be i get a catch flight dude all right flights at three three day broken your awesome, man. I just love seeing you You're my buddy. This is very exciting because I feel like I did work here with you guys Yeah, really with him though you guys should come to I mean everybody she Oh, squad

Lewis I You know can I tell you was one of the nicest moments of all the guests that I ever had so I've loved loved loved him since his first day Super special. I think you remember the young comic specials on HBO like 1983 He did the one that sign felt made his TV debut also he crushed it people remember So I felt from that he freaking crush. I have a mother she calls me up. Is everything wrong? But at the end of the end you know, he's a big germafold That's a thing on curb that he's always doing it with Larry at the end. I this is in my house I walk him out to the car and I said,

Richard, I just want to thank you. I just, I loved you forever. And he's a big germafob. He doesn't like touching people. I didn't like this. You got it, kid. Oh, that's good. I was like, that's a big deal.

Pretty good. And you touch my face now, I touch your face. I got some, now I've been really, not in red face I touched before I've been now bros getting But for dissatisfaction now that's yeah, that's what we need to touch his face. No, no, no I'm in he's going to his 98 year old grandmother's funeral. Yeah Where that where that green suit?

What a pleasure man. I love you, but now I'm gonna go bang up. Marry you guys warm me up now. I'm feeling now you ready No, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, Marry, you guys warm me up. Now I'm feeling, don't be nervous. You can only give me a little pat. You ready for some Marry, Tom Marry, Tom Marry. I would love to have Marry. You gave me pat, I'll be in Boston next Thursday Friday Saturday in Boston, Laf Boston, that is almost sold out. Thursday Friday Saturday, then San Jose is October 13th through the 15th San Jose improv.

Salt Lake City-wise guys, October 20th through 22nd, then Calgary, they just lifted the mask and mandates in Canada. So October 27 and 28, rooftop Calgary downtown tickets at thickboy.com. I'm going to be in Spokane, Washington, starting tomorrow September 22nd, Friday Saturday, then to CUMMA Washington, to CUMMA Comedy Club September 29th, September 30th, October 1, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stress Factory, October 13th, 14th, 15th, Schomburg, October, I mean, September 30th, October 1, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stress Factory, October 13, 14, 15. Shamburgh, Illinois, Chicago, in, bro, and my special man tears is on YouTube, check it out.

Dave, we love you, man, keep crushing it. I'll be counting my money tomorrow. Oh, you're in the beginning of the bell. Who motherfuckers? You lucky months. Maybe I'll see you guys over at Rumble, man. Yeah, thanks for real. Thanks for real.

Dave Rubin. Fuck you lucky month. Maybe I'll see you guys over at Rumble man. Yeah, thanks bro. Thanks bro.