The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 832: BRENDAN RESPONDS TO THE 120 LB SHOULDER PRESS CHALLENGE

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

The Boys discuss Nick Simmon's shoulder press callout, Brenda's trip home for his Grandmas funeral and momma Schaub's burning desire to meet Mark, Bryan's weekend in Spokane and s...urprise guest Michael Chiesa, Klopfs ridiculous body, Bryan getting stung by a yellow jacket hiking in toe holds, Aaron Rodgers use of the Jumbotron to win against the Bucs, the new Jeffrey Dahmer dramatic series, the backlash in Russia over Vladimir Putin 30,000 men, the smartest Russian pet Raven you've ever seen, the leopard that terrorized an Indian town trying to evade capture, Don Lemon getting owned over his criticism of the Queen's legacy, the benefits of icing below the belt, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right
Starting point is 00:00:14 Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.
Starting point is 00:00:25 It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids.
Starting point is 00:00:43 This is really the fight on the kid we're out all right Chingas the galaxy shirt on oh that's a nice galaxy shirt dude we said the milky way No, oh you just like the way it loves you're a little chilly chill chill, huh? It's the I mean what I don't know what they see is in here, but it is chilly Yeah, your boys in your boys in Denver went to Denver on bad turn, you know I mean, what I don't know what they see is in here, but it is chilly. Yeah. Your boys in Denver went to Denver on bad terms, you know, not there for a few reason, funeral, grandpa's way at 9.8.
Starting point is 00:01:12 My dad, during the ceremony goes, taking too soon. So my, I mean, are you saying this for the podcaster? Is that true? No, it's true. And I went, I looked down at my family like this one. I just did, you know how we do that with our neck. I went like this one. And everyone's busts out laughing on it.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Dad, dad. But he had to like organize and do the whole thing, you know. Yeah. So, you know, he's probably nervous wherever he didn't mean that. But it was good. So you're talking, but it adds one of 11, all the, off the other children,
Starting point is 00:01:48 my grandma's kids are there, and then the grandchildren, and great grandchildren, so you're talking about generations. Yeah. That's a legacy. I mean, there you go. 98. Over 100 people.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, just shops. Just shops. Shops. Just balls deep in shops. Wow. Maybe realizing my time, fuck. When she was, when she was born Women had just gotten the vote. Yeah, that gives you some old school
Starting point is 00:02:10 And they were showing they like the whole like collage of her when she was younger. God dog dying piece Well, you know your mom's a dying piece. Yeah, your mom has is a beautiful woman Mm-hmm. I like that picture you sent or I think you posted on Instagram I post a cheekbones. Dude, I posted a video because my mom broke her legs, spiral fracture, horrible, horrible injury. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:02:30 But I get then, you know, she watches all the podcasts and stuff. She's talking about Theo Leven, and you know, she loves Theo, and loves all you guys. And then she's like, I go, she goes, fill me in like, we haven't talked, what's going on with touring.
Starting point is 00:02:42 And I was like, what do you mean? I just start up next week mom big big touring up major cities You know we go to Boston and Salt Lake and Calgary and all that and she's like oh, yeah, it's Mark Harley gonna be there I'm like what she gets Mark Harley and be on my gaze on the road You know does all this stuff for me. She goes oh, man. I'll tell you hold hold on hold on save that I'm gonna do a problem I just let me get through the dates and you do your thing, right? I didn't see it. Yeah, and so I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Oh, I thought it was just a picture. No, no, no, no. Oh, bring that up. Good idea. Get younger though, you little bit, right? Bring that up. And Denver, visiting my family, I'm here at my mama's house. You guys should know your boy's sitting the road
Starting point is 00:03:21 after I leave my home. Oh, this, I'm sorry. I didn't tell you anything. In Boston next week, next week. I said just don't get to my desk. I scroll through, I didn't watch this. That's what I my home. I don't tell anything in Boston next week next. I said, just on the side. I scroll through. I didn't watch the box. I got an account.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Then after that, October 13th to the 15th, I'm in San Jose, come get some San Jose. Then right after that, I am in Salt Lake City, Utah, wise guys with my favorite. Then I'm in the orange episode. I'm sorry, in October in Calgary. Calgary's the 12th, 7th and 28th come get some Calgary fakeboy.com
Starting point is 00:03:47 Hey, hey, Brad, so is Mark Carly going to be there too? I mean, yeah, Mark, he's on them. Watch out, red by faceguards. Oh my God, he is such a stud muffin. Mark, I have a broken ankle right now, but if you were here and I didn't have this broken ankle, I'd be jumping all over you boy. Oh, you're my face. I'm ready. Oh boy Can you glamor that's good way I'll be jumping all over you boy. I went well don't come boy
Starting point is 00:04:19 Yeah, markets. You just use all the women are you up? Yeah, it's one of my demographics. Gay guys, black women. Gay guys, the women. Yeah, black women like you. They'll at least verbalize it. That's the only demographic of women who will stop me on the street or something.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Like gay dudes in black women are like, you cute, but nobody else says it. I love that. But then a lot of women will go, I just want to touch your hair. I'm like, it feels like hair, man. Like, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do just wanna touch your hair, I'm like, it feels like hair, man. What do you mean? Yeah, they see the whole package. You look like you are the guy on the romance model, that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And my mom was looking and she's playing that. My mom's showing a fuck. Well, I want to be very frank with you. There are women like my mother likes, like she'd be like, look at how muscular women are drawn to that. Yeah, so a lot of women are drawn to shoulders. Shops seem to be repulsed? I don't think, with you, it's not because your frame is big
Starting point is 00:05:09 and your tall. How tall are you? Let me get my hand on my pants. Hold on. But with Mark, there's no, either, he's women's vibe and they're obsessed with them, or they're like, ugh disgusting. Like there's no middle ground with him.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. And that's okay. He's either the hottest guy in the world, or they're just not,, disgusting. Like there's no middle ground with them. Yeah. And that's okay. He's either the hottest guy in the world, or they're just not, he's not the right guy. I'm not the archetype. I think every girl has archetypes like that. I feel a certain, I'm divisive. You have a certain look.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, you're divisive. I don't know. Is that, okay, so I think first of all, they're drawn to your, they see the thighs. The Zeke. They see the thighs, they see the ass. Is the nurses pants? They said they go, that guy, they go,
Starting point is 00:05:46 that guy's got a pile driver for an ass. He's got strong fucking legs. Then they go up to the body and they go. Well, no, they assume it's a big dick to go. 100% the thigh. Deep voice, deep voice. A lot of masculine. He's packing heat.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yep. The big old Cretein dick. Yep. And so, yeah, you're a big Vava Vum. You're a Vava Vum guy. March a lot. That so, yeah, you're a big vava boom. You're a vava boom guy. It marks a lot. It's a lot. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:09 And then when you talk to him like, Jesus, great. It's just, it's great. He's just, you know, he's a big hands or thick fingers. He's entertaining, like just like a tidal wave of silver here. And I'm okay. Over the years, I've become okay with like, you're not going to be for everyone. And that's okay. For some people.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Nobody is the other people, right. Nobody used to, maybe you take a fend, like before it's like, oh, well, I wonder whether this person doesn't like me. And then it's like, well, look at how you behave and look. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of bigger, my mom was trying to fop.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Yeah. Yeah. Well, listen, hey, mom. Listen. Oh, no, dude, before I went to a high school football game, so Klopp is the tight ends coach. And I think part offense coordinator for a rap ho high school. So he was, we have a game Friday, you want to go,
Starting point is 00:06:54 you're not really. And he was, please, god, I'm not like, let's do it. So I went to hang out with his family. He is two little girls right here, haven't seen forever. I haven't been a high school football game in a hot second. I got there and Klopp's, Francisco, what do you think? Too many whites. Too many whites.
Starting point is 00:07:08 There's gonna be no scholarships given to anybody on it. That you're on slapping, but then there's one big black kid on the other team. And this dude fucking went off. I mean, it was like, it's Plexigal Burst. I mean, just jumping over these little white dudes, touchdowns. He looked like he played for USC. Just dominating. You can kind of see it by high school, right? But yeah, you can see it. And then Cops team, it's so it's
Starting point is 00:07:35 clops on the team right, played NFL for number of years, all big 12. He's the biggest freak I've ever seen in person. You see him now. He's just like, what are you doing, dude? What's he doing? Jack, nothing. Just lifting weights. Yeah, just doing, he's like, ah, nothing crazy. You gotta see him, Mark. You'd freak out.
Starting point is 00:07:50 He's fucking jack. He's on silence. He looks exactly like Dan Campbell on steroids. What's this? But he's not. Go cloth andstein. Good luck to him. Dude, I believe he's natural.
Starting point is 00:08:01 He's all natural. I believe he. Oh, dude. But the natural, no, he's fast food. I believe he is. Oh, dude, he, but the natural, no he's, fast food. He, you know, he told me he was dude, you're gonna freak out. And I thought he had like some cool info for me about like, see you for a bunch of me,
Starting point is 00:08:13 that's dude, you like ice cream like, you know, kind of, he was dude, you know what, doesn't spike your insulin. He's like, cause so much fat in it. So you didn't lay that night, right? Or sometimes he goes, dude, I eat it, I eat tops. And I'm, okay, it's fucking cool, right? Yeah, guess. It's an interesting, yeah, I love to look at that.
Starting point is 00:08:29 It's an interesting, yeah, I love to look at that. He's 65. Two 65. And when I tell you, he's like, he looks like the guy from the Incredibles. He's got like eight abs, with the biggest fucking arm. You can tell he's, yeah, he's got a lot of natural musculature, his abdomen.
Starting point is 00:08:44 He's always did that way. He's the biggest freak. That's why when people go whatever steroids he is not. No, he just looks like he has a jaggy I think frame to begin with. So he's math he's six it. Yeah. And just like he was lean in high school and then put on weight. Yeah. And I remember in college when I was like oh he's gonna go pretty high in the NFL draft. We were playing U-TEP in some ball game and he frickin' caught a touchdown. Or yeah, he caught a like a seam round up the middle and the guy guarding him was supposed to go in the first round
Starting point is 00:09:16 and he just fucking starched him. He ran a four, low, like, he ran a four five seven in the 40 at 260 pounds. That's so fucking weird. Yeah, I'm looking at him stand next to you Yeah, he's way bigger than Brennan. He makes you look really skinny. Oh, that's what my girl said my girl goes I've never seen you look small she was next to clap like you look like me. Look at his legs look at his fucking legs His legs and ass because he looks proportional to like you wouldn't look at him and think he's six six out of context You like all that guy's the thing every like his thighs are big.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Is that giant guy there that guy with that? That's Elliot Marshall. Oh, that's Elliot. Yeah. No, he's just a freak. And so he's doing this high school coaching. Dude, the demand of that. And you know, he's one of the rare success stories
Starting point is 00:09:59 that play professional sports and then parlayed into hugely successful career in real estate. He flips houses and does all that. So he's crushing it with that. So then he has two little girls, but then he loves football. So then Tyler Brayton, he used to play with us. He played in the NFL. This is a coach of stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Tyler Brayton, first round draft pick, CU Buff, like all-star alumni, first round draft pick for the Raiders. Freak. Freak, bigger freaking club. Freak. So he's the head coach, club cheer, fucking off in the corner. You have Alvin Barnett, who was, bigger freaking clock. Freak. So he's the head coach, clobbs your fucking offense coordinator.
Starting point is 00:10:27 You have Alvin Barnett, who's the receiver at C. So you have all these studs. You know, you have all these freaking studs. Yeah, it's ridiculous. But he, that's my thing with coaching. Like my buddy Paul Creighton is a coach at Washington now. I think he's a offense coordinator, some like that, who is our roommate and have a bunch of college buddies
Starting point is 00:10:43 or coaches now. You wanna talk about hours, dude? You're 40 hours. They laugh at that You mean the players are the coaches are laughing at that. There's no There's no off time like you're doing in season. It's and this is for high school You're saying for high school if you like up offense coroner head coach defense grid and up It's like a nightmare dude. So like clubs like dude dude I've worked seven days a week like six am we I grow over the on Sunday I had come in and grow over the game tape and come up the game plan for the following week wow I'm psyched for and he didn't and he doesn't he elected not to get paid he's like take the money and donate it and get on that he just
Starting point is 00:11:18 loves it I'm a god bless you man god bless you, that coach is not so as man. So the funeral was good because I've so many aunts and uncles who I've not seen literally in 20 years. Everybody looks different. Saw cousins I haven't seen since they were tiny. And like my cousin Dalton when I saw him literally he was, he was a cute little guy like Boston. Well that was probably 22 years ago. He was a foreground man. Oh, I was like, who are you? You think Dalton, like, holy shit. He's all big and in shape.
Starting point is 00:11:49 You got the fuck you're Dalton, dude? I'm like talking to like other, my cousin's kids and shit. It was interesting, man. But you can take a little break from the chat about this nonsense. We're just a couple of black wears, dude. Oh, you got a cool stain on your jeans.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Yeah, I just saw that I Don't know I'm a road dog. Yeah, you're a dog. You look like an asshole. It might be somebody rub their ass on somebody sat with an With it with it without pants after poo poo and they sat right there That's exactly what that looks like. It looks like a poop. It's a poop. It's a poop. I said hey, bro You done pulling don't worry about toilet paper. Come, come cop a squad on my, on my lap. Now, you know, you'd be a little more agile if you're doing some proper things like athletic greens, dude. Well, if you're on athletic greens, I can
Starting point is 00:12:36 put my poop around your jeans. Keeping up with like all the pills, what you're supposed to do. That's exhausting. As the work for you, one scoop of age, you want scoop, dude. One scoop, seven, five, five minutes five. Yes, give it to him. Whole food source. And green's the super food. Multi-bind them in. You got a multi-mineral. You got a probiotic.
Starting point is 00:12:51 You got a green super food blend. And more, it's all in one, one serve. It's my favorite stuff. I ran out of it. Please send more. Please send more. It's my favorite, dude. It's awesome.
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Starting point is 00:13:30 take control of your health and give AG1 a try. You know it's big, speaking of big, I can't, Michael Kiesa came to my show. Oh, and spoken. He's from there. Yeah, great guy. Really good guy. Great guy.
Starting point is 00:13:42 And, well, he walked in and he used to fight at 155. I know he fights at 70 now, but he went to 70 Yeah, every bit of six to and he was 205 And I'm like how the fuck did you suck down that kind of weight? Savage to savage savage fucking savage such a good guy. He lost his last fight, but he was my Such a good guy. He lost his last fight, but he was my He was my dark horse to you know take over at 170 like a silly mantra once He's a savage dude just wrestling and fucking his grappling is ridiculous. Yeah, so he lost the He even told me in high school. He was a middling wrestler. He was a JV wrestling and he had a wrestle for varsity He wasn't good in high school. Yeah, and now, you know
Starting point is 00:14:23 Do you look you look at his wins, you know, you know magme dosanjos dear. Yeah, and now, you know. So you look at his wins, you know. You know, Magne, Dossanjos, Deo Dossanches, Carl Conda, you know. So he's fought the who's who. So when you went back to Wellthaway, ripped off four, then he ran to Vicente Luke, got submitted, then I actually had him beaten Vicente Luke. And then Sean Brady, I don't know if you know about Sean Brady, but you should, Brian. I know you don't, but he's a kid from Philly. He's all tied it up, looks like a Helping Angel. This boy's grappling is
Starting point is 00:14:47 re- Bring Sean Brady up because I've seen some highlights. You're not ready for it. No, I don't say seen highlights. That's fine. He's a freak. Yeah, that kid. Never seen him in my life. Yeah, no, but you should you'll see him more because he's gonna be fight. He has big fights coming up. He's undefeated. He's a he cracked the top 10. He's out of Philly. Bro, there's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. Savage. Really? Who's he fighting next, Jen? They gave him a big name. He's fighting the 70s. No, not Neil. No, not Neil. Neil's fighting Rodriguez. 70s. Oh, 70s fighting. He's 70. Yeah, well, that's right. That's who you see 280 Let's get fight for him. He's undefeated the these filly boys man. They're coming. They're some killers
Starting point is 00:15:36 Some killers man Yeah, he's a savage constantly Yeah, it's Is that him? Not here. You just been waiting. He just needs the big fights. And you know, well, I'm in a good fight for him. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Look at that tattoo on the back of the man. That's a thick growth to the grave. Jesus. Live your dash. Yeah. Lord. And it's that. It looks like a, like he's a biker game or dash. Yeah. And it's telling you look like a like he's a biker game. Yeah, he just looks like you got me
Starting point is 00:16:09 have a fucking cheat on the back of your neck. You're doing for destruction. That's another rule. If you see a guy in a fucking bar, you don't want to fight him if he has a cheat. When you look at ball all next to him and ball all the badass, but when you're just like, is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was coming weight there. Yeah, so how's not I did a fruit I go That's all he said six one me. Oh, he had a set of 6. Okay. All right. Blossom fucking tough as the calm man. What is his, what did he start with wrestling?
Starting point is 00:16:49 Was he an international kind of, yeah. He's from where? Chicago. What's his national? I think he's Arabic of some kind. Palestinian. Iranian? I think he might be Palestinian or Palestinian.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Yeah, but look out for Sean Brady. Yeah, give him your radar. Get him on your radar now. Really? Savage, yeah. Really interesting.
Starting point is 00:17:18 My niece is a nephysi wrestling for pictures at the funeral. Do you want to do him front of grandma's urn? How do you want to do this? Do you want to wait till after? Do you think that'd be better? Yeah, we can't smile. Can't wait to have a grand old time. Let's wait till after. Yeah, can we please wait after? Yes. Can we please do that? Yeah. Yeah. Let's wait till after. Yeah, you get a weekend in Spokane though. I love Spokane. I wanted to come in next weekend. It's fucking right back. I love it. That's a great club. One of the best. Oh, man. They run a great show and I hear to come in next weekend. It's fucking right back. Right back action. I love it. That's a great club.
Starting point is 00:17:45 One of the best. Oh man. They run a great show here and I hear Tacoma's great too. So. I mean, not done Tacoma yet? I have not because, you know, Seattle was always part of a live. And now this is, but I've never done a half club now. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:02 And this is what I have here. Outside of Seattle. Yeah. It's not a lot in to come out here. It's nice though. Yeah. Spacans a little rough. I'm not going to lie to you. It's a little rough.
Starting point is 00:18:11 If you stay downtown it's rough. You stay in Cordelaine huh? Yes I get to, oh you see it. Yeah I told you to stay in Cordelaine. That's the move. High Keep Who? Yeah. Went for a high keep who in my toe holds and...
Starting point is 00:18:19 Insanles. Sure did. Now here's the thing. That's just like smart. You want to change, I go, no I'm'm gonna hike in my toe holes because I live you know I'm like I wear my toe holes. They go I know but it's up and I go ah fuck off I get on the trail and I well there in my foot catches fire catches fire We're in sandal catches so much smarter than that and I go ah
Starting point is 00:18:41 I kick my sandal off in a yellow jacket is Just fucking deep. And you know the, like so, is there my yellow jacket on your big toe? Yes, but not in my middle toe in the soft part, in the soft region, right? Where that's the mean part? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Well, where my toe, my digit meets my foot, yeah, I understand. The yellow jacket's stinging there? Oh, he's telling me real good. And then, I'm like, I'm a yellow jacket, who's talking about a wasp? Is that true? Is he yellow jacket? The one there. Oh, he's done me real good. And then you sure you'll check your retime out of was Is that true? I was in yellow jacket the one with the abs in the hair. No, they so that's they've like the Filly jacket. It's just a yellow jacket. It's not but then I was I was in a mess to yellow jacket You see so they're all buzzing around and we fucking I had to run then I lost my thing my foot hurt
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, there you go now Now that fucker right there. He's here, though. That fucker. I was seeing something else. Nope. That guy hurt me. My toe hurt for a kept hiking. I almost, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:19:33 It was so painful, I go, I'm gonna walk on it. My foot hurt for six hours. The getcha. Six fucking hours. The getcha. Yes. And it was kind of, this pulsing one on stage. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Yes, it was, sir. They don't stop, can't stop. I tried to get the stinger out because I couldn't find it. I'm like, I'd fuck it. Just like that's a myth, right? Like, because it's pulsing and then, but once it pulses all the venom, then you're good, right? You keep walking.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Now, it is grizzly. It's a fun part. There are grizzlies. Oh, yeah. So I was like, you know. Had on a swivel and you're in sandals, daddy. I'm in sandals, boss. So stupid. I don't mind'm in sandals. So stupid.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I don't mind hiking in sandals. It's just stupid, right? I know it's your business, but can you match me hiking with a ball of tiger fig? Yeah, you got it. And it was like, what's the point? That's the same thing, right? Well, you know, my feet felt free though, Brendan.
Starting point is 00:20:20 And it's just not, it's not for that. Yeah, they, what if you guys made a hiking sandal Now you're talking who has that Like there's TV's who there's an actual sandal for hiking. There's TV's yeah, there if you make like a monster truck sandal Those are for hiking yes, sir. No, I'm saying you make it like a stylish one. I wait for those are all gay, right? Like, you only see it in though. Look at those. Yeah, those aren't.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Look at those. Those aren't sexy. No, your pronouns are not him and he and if you're rocking those, right? Those are. Yeah, those are. The pronouns are they then. Those are. You do have to have a copy of the Communist Man and Fest in your hand when you are hiking. No if you're wearing those
Starting point is 00:21:06 You're tucking your dick. You're tucking Right they do come with a dick tuck. They come with it. You're just in structure on how to tuck your dick It's gotten and they have a it's a soft rope. It's a soft rope You don't they have hemp rope to keep you honest if you want if you want organic package No, but when you buy those sandals are you like what's the tape for like for? Like, oh, then it comes, so you can tape your dick back. Yeah. It's all, all thank you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And this waterproof too, so have fun. Yep, and this is the ball press. It's a ball press. What does that work? It presses your ball into your asshole. And that way you can, you can hike properly. But what if you guys made like a dope like stylish like monster childhood?
Starting point is 00:21:41 I like the way you're thinking. Like a meaty bottom. A meaty bottom. And some leather top. Call it meaty bottoms dude the meats they called the meat You're hiking the meats. Yeah, I get the meats to hike dude mud yellow jacket whatever would be dope No, now Daisy need what I get my beak wet on that But these are a lot to thick boy meat Come on dude. I say business on, dude. You can't just you're moving in on to hold right now. No, this is a
Starting point is 00:22:13 I mean, I'm a people to that. It's a collab like what sounds like it only benefits you Yeah, but to come was yeah to come was great great club Spill great great crowds most tickets. I've ever sold spoken. Yeah, you did Great man. It's a big room too. Yeah, it's great. The green rooms adult. They have all the candy and arcades All the green rooms are the same. I face time my kids. I was like it's such a good there's a candy I ate a lot. I'm not a candy guy. I ate a shitload of candy I don't mess with them. I don't I ate all the candy sprees. I had to taste I would open a rollo
Starting point is 00:22:52 Then I eat a fucking tic-tac that I ate a twix twix are fucking good. They're great Marked all the fucking candy so Jay's the candy, too. I don't touch it. Well dad's like no candy. Oh cool more for me Yeah, well daddy's been daddy's been going heavy with my body builder, Nick Simmons, who's our body builder, who did the nine. 120's for nine. Yep. And by the way, everybody who was like, Archon, they were doing incline, including you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:23:17 You got to be, he was sitting straight up, doesn't matter. He was on a shoulder press. What were you on, Mark? Well, everybody was doing this, Bob. They were all doing the end client. We can't have that. And we can't have that. No, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I was actually on a different seat. So you're the one that I'm on ends here. I mean, you can bring up a video of it, you know, but like, bring up a video of the back. It's only about the motion. Let me see what you're doing. Let me see it again. OK, also, you can see mine from the side.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I'm not looking at his back. Let's see. Let's see. For the fun, I look like this. You naturally, if the seat ends here, it's I'm not looking at his back. Let's see, let's see. For the fun, I look like this. You naturally, if the C ends here, it's like small when it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it can lean over. Oh, it's a small in that straight up.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yes, that's what it all, Mark's doing shoulder press then. Okay, I'm saying, he's saying the angle of my back is different. If you're going on a bench that goes all the way up here, it prevents your back from going back, but also again, yeah, I'm gonna be defensive here because it is Angles, he's got me he's got me doing the bodybuilder shit my appetite. Yeah, I'll eat all the food. Yeah, yeah, I don't realize when you go Have you like that? I'll eat everything up. You'll eat it all getting
Starting point is 00:24:19 Bring it on if you want to see my You can do that on my page end. Hey, B. You look exactly same though, yeah? No, no, no, no. No matter what. No, I'm wearing sweatshirt, keep things together. You know that, you know that though. You look you guys. You know what I mean though? You look exactly the same. There, right there.
Starting point is 00:24:35 There it is. They were in fuel, Jim, in court of line, a chessmith who is the manager. Big boy, captain. We got Nick Simmons. All right. Brennan, you said that you, my list is not impressive. You said you could do 120 pounds easy. And I'm not a bodybuilder.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I'm just a guy who likes fitness. So you should be able to outdo me easy. So I'm gonna do this. No, that's not true. And let's see if you do a challenge on you. I said there, my go, Brennan just give up fuck. Brennan does not give up fuck. He's not gonna see this.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I'm excited. I look great, don't I? It so he pause it pause it say pause it I Know you're gonna say no hold on hold on let me do You know wrist bands You got wrist straps on so don't count hold on don't count the first time he didn't and he only did nine This is a second attempt and he goes my wrist gave out. Do you have any risk reps? Don't count. But he did. He did this nine times. Don't count. Don't matter. Without risk band. Don't matter. I'm not interesting that. Ha ha ha. Now hold on. Don't count. He did it without risk bands. No, I only see risk bands. That's a second attempt. No,
Starting point is 00:25:39 it does matter. He took two minutes. Don't matter. If you have risk bands, don't count. I can show you. I'm saying that, I don't know what level of athleticism, athleticism is done, but you know what I call a rattle? No wristbands, no back belts, no that. Well, he did this exactly. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Without the amount of cash. I don't see it. Two minutes before. I don't see it. Come on, you got to believe you. What? I don't believe you. You call me a liar?
Starting point is 00:26:04 100%. Dude. Yeah, sorry. That's an outrage. Yes. You can't just dismiss it. See it come on you got to believe you what I don't believe you call you call me a liar 100% dude Yeah, sorry, that's an outrage. Yes, you can't just you can't just dismiss it like see murder this rant wristbands Let me see it. Let me see him do it first. Heck. Yeah, some shoulders on them. He's got some he skips leg gay though, huh? No, no Who's the guy going push it? Yeah push it good Second attempt but he did nine before it couldn't get out That was eight Okay, we're in now go back go back to the other one No, there's my crazy. I mean marks a little bit Oh no shoulder press ball
Starting point is 00:27:06 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no actually know I look at it. Why should I be impressed by my sub 90 degree angle? No, now that I look at it, it's one of the things. That's an action. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, my walkie shoulder goes out. I'm not here. I see it.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I see what you're saying. All I'm saying is I'm not trying to defend. I will go back and do perfectly upright. No, that's, I get it. I get it. The difference in implement, he has a higher back. I like to have the flexibility in my upper back, but that tends to make you lean back a little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Okay. I also like doing behind the neck press because that you can't cheat. You know like so again Nick's very strong dude. Yeah. I'm proud of that lift. I'm not comparatively strong given how big I am but I think I think the bench is his big thing. The behind the neck is so hard on my shoulders. Yeah The buckle doesn't fit my chin You guys were just having fun Last goy wabbets. Yeah, I liked it there. I court of lanes fucking beautiful Okay, but wait Brian. What did you do on the did you do shoulder press? How many yeah?
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'm never nothing like that. I'm not saying I'm just interested in how heavy I I went Forty the last thing I did was just Pretty good. Yeah, that's good. You know eight or something for your size. That's good You know what I'm like I'm weak. I can't do anything But I did like so when I was doing a bent over row with the with the where pulling it this way So I did I think two 45 plus a 25 That's good. Seven times you can go heavy with like back. Yeah, I can seven times
Starting point is 00:28:45 Seven times. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can. Seven times. Seven times? Oh yeah. Yeah, but I'm not strong. I'm fucking not strong. You're good. I push you for your age though. I'm sure you're helping me. You know, but I don't think I'm not built for strength.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I'm not, you know, that's not your thing. No, you guys are like, you're fucking weird strong. Like that's some people just have that. I'm not, I look stronger than I actually am. Like people always assume I'm stronger than I have but like Brendan's more naturally stride you see Bradley Martin holding that girl and she slipped and kicked him the face I did how's I hope boy is it on his yes he's he's we only saw his on world
Starting point is 00:29:17 stuff yeah he's weird strong you know he's a girl slips and kicks him in the fucking face yeah Bradley is very strong I'll also say he's like, girl slips and kicks him right in the fucking face. Yeah. Bradley is very strong. I'll also say he's been lifting consistently for a very long time. So that's something like I would say, get Brendan trained for like a year at the bench press doing that. He's done some basketball like he's reaching for a shot. This is not good.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Oh. Damn, it's gonna hurt. It messed up his face. Did it? You like had a what? It lit. Oh, that's gonna hurt your face. So, yeah, people hitting me up right afterwards,
Starting point is 00:29:54 like that they were there, they're like things got real awkward. Oh, that guy, that guy. Oh, that guy. That guy. He just had two, right? Almost like that. That's a serious kick. I mean, at least he's still got it done. Yeah, he's a beast. And that's a serious kick. I mean, at least he still got it done. Yeah, he's a beast.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Yeah. And that's a risk. It's some people said it was awkward after everyone thought. Yeah, well, yeah, like he was like not happy apparently. You know, it's like, yeah, if you just got like slap in the face the 45. I'd be laughing, man. First of all, I'd be embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Somebody is, is she okay? Yeah. But I guess they did it successfully before turned the other way and then for some reason, they turned it towards like, she was facing the other way which would It's so impressive because to Bench that which is if this was on the bar It's not that much weight because she's probably 130 and 45 so it's like 200 pounds
Starting point is 00:30:35 but then just the Dynamics of her moving and you do that. Yeah And Angelina is really sweet, too. I know she's so nice. Yeah, she's so nice. Oh, it's not her fault. That's a dangerous move. The reason we watch it is because it's... I'm not saying it's her fart, but like, she's the type of person she's like, feels bad about.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Is that drunk? Look at how big drunk is her. It's not drunk. That can't younger. Let's Steve go do it. Who is that? Oh my God. Who is Steve?
Starting point is 00:31:03 He's one of the top bodybuilders. Oh my God, he's a giant. No, this is a YouTuber, but they took him off YouTube, man. It's a Facebook. Yeah, this is his name. Oh, I'm sorry, I say. Yeah, he's like one of the top YouTubers. He thought it was ground cone.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I did. Hmm. I was cute. That looks like ground cone. That looks like. They have similar faces, they do. Yeah. I was cute. That looks like ground. They have similar faces. They do. Yeah. And he wears like a grogger. I wouldn't I think that was.
Starting point is 00:31:30 5.6. That's only different. Well, not that's the superimposed head on a. Yeah, I was a Photoshop. I think it was a swap. It's pretty bad. You know, they took him off of he got kicked off. Kizzi and his bio he put a betting site,
Starting point is 00:31:48 which is a friend bond. They literally, he had like seven million subscribers, he just took it from, tell you he makes money. He just took it from him. So he has to have like petition. Is Nate, I mean, his ender tape back on on YouTube? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I think he is, right? I don't know. He's on rumble. I don't know if you had an official YouTube channel, that's the only thing YouTube. Yeah. I think he is, right? We can look, I don't know. He's on rumble. I don't know if you had an official YouTube channel, that's the only thing YouTube people are. So people are, correct. And that was part of his hustlers university, because here's access to this database of clips.
Starting point is 00:32:16 If you pay this much money a month, you can license all the food that you want and make your own videos to make a YouTube channel and get your own money. So you can find them all over, it's just. Yeah, I don't think you make a YouTube channel and get your own money. So you can find them all over it's just yeah I don't think he has a lot of channel. Yeah I don't think they're allowing them back on me. That's why he went over to Rumble. It's his fam. Yeah. Facebook. Rumble is gonna be a real competitor. They're the ring the bell at the Nasdaq on Friday in New York. Yep. We had our boy Dave Rubin on yep early investor I think big time
Starting point is 00:32:47 I can't believe he they offered you and you just were like fucking yeah, I don't I didn't have the money I never know either. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what he said But it's a good book. Yeah, I don't think Andrew Tates back on YouTube But he's he's doing a thing on rumble and he saw he's still over. He's one of those guys on a fine, he'll find us. Yeah. His demographic of finding him. Yeah. I'm not worried about him.
Starting point is 00:33:13 At all. 100%. Yeah, man. I sat next to what I think was a very wealthy man on the plane. And assumed. He talked about it. I figured it out. He was a big time donor and a fundraising guy.
Starting point is 00:33:32 He had a fundraiser for the Santas. He's a church of modern space. He's a church of modern space. He's a church of modern space. And like a Mormon, older man, very nice, really good fucking guy, and smart as shit. He tried recruiting you into the book. No, he just, he broke down the book of Mormon.
Starting point is 00:33:51 That was very interesting. I'd never had that broken down for me. Sometimes nice when you have a flight and it's a good conversation, that makes the time go by fast. Yup, he had a book he was reviewing called Atomic Habits and he was talking about what he does. I assume this is in first class.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah. He was like what he does for his first day. His first day? I mean, I'm sorry, what he does when he wakes up. First thing in the morning. And what do you say, pray to God? Well, there's a whole bunch of stuff he does. And, you know, it's just like some people are so buttoned down and they can do that, you
Starting point is 00:34:22 know, he's done his scripture. He works out. Wrap our, he's studying scripture, he works out, wrap our, he gets his green juice, it's the, he's older, he's older and he looked great and he was a fucking smart, great guy, really well read, really interesting. I was so tired, I was so fucking exhausted, I couldn't, like he was talking about the Book of Mormon,
Starting point is 00:34:39 that was what I wanted to sleep. Oh, he just started talking. And you were asleep. Well, I had a great conversation with him, but then I just, after an hour, I was like, I can't turn my head this much, and I'm like, you're like, look, I don't have this. I said it's asleep.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I don't have the energy, didn't he? Yeah, but he was really impressive. Did I start watching? I didn't know it came out. Oh, wait, I'll just go ahead and say. So he's a member of the Republican National Party. And he said he's in the minority, but he doesn't think Trump's gonna run.
Starting point is 00:35:05 That's interesting. I was like, wow, interesting. Very interesting. So I was like, that's an interesting inside scoop, you know, and then he didn't really go into it, but I was like, we've had other people closer to the ties to Trump who told C.S. Yeah, if you remember, some big names. Yeah, you remember. Yes, yes, yes, who knows. I know. I bet he does. I bet he does. I think it. Yeah. On the plane, I started, I didn't know this. I always try to either have a book or download some shit and I went to Netflix and went and see what's on there. And there's new Jeffrey Dahmer series on there. Oh, it's good, dude. Really? If you know the Jeffrey Dahmer story, it's so fucking good. He was horrific, huh? He would show you pictures of what he had done to his previous victims while you were tied up.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Not really. He didn't tie people up. He might be this and this sound awful. He might be the most impressive serial killer because you only killed men. Like everybody else, uh, Game men. Yeah, but they were, they weren't like small dudes. Like he wouldn't pick on you because you're small or whatever. He only killed dudes.
Starting point is 00:36:03 You look at all the other serial killers. They're going for like women. We'll have to kill them. Every other serial killer's going for like women or people sleeping. Now granted, Jeffrey would drug them. So they're out of it and they'd kill them. But he killed some without the drugs.
Starting point is 00:36:18 But he would just keep drugging people. But even do weird things. If you've gotten through it, he'd do some very good. Oh no, I'm ball-steeping Jeffrey Dumber. Because he'd do some things if you got through it He'd do some better. Oh, no, I'm I'm I'm balls deep in Jeffrey Duhner Cuz he'd do so, oh my god cuz he always want to he always wanted to watch So funny. He always wanted to watch The oh the exercise you want to watch the exercise really you make you watch the actress with them seriously? Yeah, that's so yeah, he would really the holes in your head and stuff
Starting point is 00:36:42 He did a lot of weird shit. Well, he wanted, you know why? Like, he wanted to create a zombie, because he wanted to, his whole thing was, so, and they don't think it's his child, his upbringing, you know, a lot of them think it, his relationship, like his family was good, but he said himself, his own words was, I was just born different.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I was always different. I've always felt this way. It's not my parent. No. So his mom and dad got divorced when he was like 16. And then his mom just left them when he was 18. Just dipped out. So he lived in the house by himself.
Starting point is 00:37:11 That's where he killed his first victim. But he was 18. His mom just shook off. He just always felt different. She probably was like, yes, people pick up on that shit. Yeah, and she had another family, another kid. She moved on. And then he, he was just an odd ball man, just never fit in.
Starting point is 00:37:27 So he was trying to create a zombie person. That's why he drew in the head and put hot water in there. Because he wanted to create a zombie-like person. Because he would get really angry when people would leave him. Like whenever people would leave him, he'd freak the fuck out, and that's when he'd kill him.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And he thought by killing him, they would stick around. Like one guy killed and then burnt all his like bones and smashed him up and then put all the ashes of the bones around the house. He's like, I just want to feel him. Like he's with me all the time. That's why he started eating him. He started eating people because he thought
Starting point is 00:37:56 that would make him feel like they're with him. Like he just had this whore, like he hated that people. Like fucking. Like he would freak out if they'd like go to work. Like he would hook up with these gay dudes and then they'd wake up freak out if they'd like go to work like you'd hook up with these gay dudes And then they'd wake up more like I got to go to work You like what the fuck but it's Tuesday dude. I gotta work. He'd kill Mm-hmm and when they caught him he's like you need to kill me like I said you have no idea how bad
Starting point is 00:38:18 Yeah, he was like I'm not in he was like in the snow care like you got to kill me There's the bummer and the more they touch on a little bit in the series, but the Milwaukee police, they had so many opportunities to stop him. And like the neighbor called several times, like dude, I'm telling this guy's dead bodies in the house, they just ignored her. The young kid who was 14, his youngest victim was 14.
Starting point is 00:38:39 He, he, he got away and was on the streets. The cops grabbed him, put him back when Jeffrey Dahmer's arms and the neighbor and streets. The cops grabbed them, put them back when Jeffrey Dahmer's arms and the neighbor and her kids were like, no, that's a child. He's clearly not all there. You know, like this guy and Jeffrey Dahmer so charming, he's like,
Starting point is 00:38:55 it's my boyfriend, going to my apartment, I have pictures of me, him together. He just got, he drank too much and cops are like, yeah, you're good, go with him. Like, there's so many opportunities. Stop them. He killed that kid. Oh, he's the one he drew on this head.
Starting point is 00:39:07 And then also, what's crazy about that is he, Jeffrey Domo went to prison or jail before that, because that kid, he molested his cousin who was 18 years prior. So he did, he did like a stint in jail because he molested the kid. They, and his first murder, he's driving down the road drunk, going back and forth, cop pulling over. He has driving down the road drunk going back and forth cop pulling over He has a dead body and it's back to seat
Starting point is 00:39:27 But then he cut it up so it's in trash bags and the cop was like what is that? And he's like go it's leaves. I can't sleep so I decided to break up all the leaves and cop is like that makes sense Have a good day. Go ahead Fuck man. It is nuts. Fuck They had so many opportunities to stop and they should never did Yeah, you did because you don't think as a cop, you're dealing with one of the great monsters. You're not dealing with a cannibal.
Starting point is 00:39:51 When I look at the average guy, I'm not thinking this person eats people, right? I mean, but still, you gotta be on it a little bit like enough warnings. And then also you stay with his grandma and put this where he killed like eight dudes in the basement and they would store the bodies. So the human carcass smells like, the one that we're smells in the basement and they would store the bodies. So, you know, the human carcass smells like shh.
Starting point is 00:40:05 One of the worst smells in the world. We're literally wired to be like, we hate that smell. Yes, dead corpse as you were. So that's when the cops smell, like the cops were asking them like, the smell of the dead bodies in your apartment, like they had complaints for years that they smelled so bad from neighbors. And he was, he's so fucking crazy. He didn't, the smell, he didn't repulse him. He was like, oh, I don't, I don't smell anything.
Starting point is 00:40:29 He was like, you don't smell those dead bodies. Yeah, that's a guy with something missing. You know, there are people like I've had, Rogan's really good at picking out something off on person, like he's really good at going, I don't wanna be around that guy. He's all, I've never seen him be wrong at the end of the day. I mean, sometimes maybe, you know, but, but but I had I knew a girl who could do that who was
Starting point is 00:40:50 she could just fucking be in a bar. I mean we were in a bar and we had like our bags and this girl goes I don't like that guy and I go what do you mean she goes that guy right there at the bar. I don't like the way that guy's looking over here And I go Well, you're a fucking crazy person and you're but she just had the radar for she just had the radar and you try to steal some of these purse And he was with a girl and he was a regular looking guy good looking guy actually and she just picked up on the way He was standing but Jeffrey done it. He got kicked out of the bathhouse He got kicked out of the bars because he got known to be the guy that drugged everybody So he drugged people and one guy OD but they saved them so they kicked him out all these bars man
Starting point is 00:41:32 Did I ever tell you and go in there? I ever tell you this so I tried to write a TV show about There was a brothel in New and Venice It was it was there. We give you a rub and tug you know one of those things and I knew I One of the girls was a fan of the show I did. So I said, I want to write a show about your, I want to write a show about you, this, this fucking, this rub club. Yeah, you don't have to do some in person experiment or, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:57 But this girl could, this, these women had such fucking radar. First of all, they knew that if that if that there were a target to be robbed because they couldn't go to the cops. Okay, so if anybody found out that what this house was, they were going to get robbed. They were way more afraid of that than the cops. Secondly, you always attract freaks. And so, so back then, you would put an ad in the paper, okay? And she would see an ad of a girl who had a choker collar on kneeling, looking up. And if she knew that girl, she'd go,
Starting point is 00:42:33 take that fucking picture down now. Is that a track to crazy? No, it tracks dangerous men. Yes, because now you're gonna end dominant. Yeah, because she's a dangerous man. Take the picture this way. And guys who like that picture, that's, so then, then they'd see a guy come in
Starting point is 00:42:51 and they could, they would, what would they do? Immediately hug him. And then a girl would come behind and hug him from behind. Like, hi, and they give him a big hug from behind. Why were they doing that? Because they were checking with their body to see how he hit. He had a weapon on his body. If he did, they had a whole system where they would go, hold on. And they would walk him out, push him out, lock the door behind them,
Starting point is 00:43:14 and say, we have to just make a, you came a little early and they'd have a thing and then they'd keep in there and call somebody a guy who was like a guy. Yeah, but there was a whole system. They make sure they're safe. She said she could tell by the temperature of someone's skin, she could tell by the way they, whether their arms were moving when they walked so they would watch you walk up, they could see how you walked up.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Well, they have to develop those senses because they're dealing with the darkest people. And you can see, when you do that for a living, you can, if you're smart, the way my friend was, you can pick up on fucking crazy motherfuckers. If they're walking and their arms aren't moving, if their body stiff, which is, they would see that, they'd see a guy walking with his arms like this.
Starting point is 00:43:54 They're like, that fucking dude's not coming in here. He's got his way too rigid in his body. Something's up. He's not connected. Yeah, because if you know you're going in for a good time, Charlie, you know me all stiff. Yeah, they can pick up. He's not connected. Yeah, because if you know you're going in for a good time, Charlie, you're not me all stiff. Yeah, they can pick up our cops. I bet. All that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:09 All that kind of stuff. But they had all these safety. They would have to have those senses, though, to fucking survive in that case. That's like those serial killer profilers who can look at a crime scene and go, this guy had a stutter. What? He was in his 30s, guy had a stutter. What? No.
Starting point is 00:44:25 He was in his 30s, he had a stutter. It's the blinest. Yeah, no, it's just, you give yourself away. You give yourself away. There are so many behavioral traits that, you know, that you do. So did you ever write the show on the right? I did.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I've written a lot of TV shows, none of which got made because at the end of the day, I'm a really good stand-up comic. I'm not a good writer. I said it. You know why? It's really hard to be a really good writer. Yeah. A lot of good writers. Slugged writers have to never get to pick them. Yeah. It is a hustle. And it's all they do, too. A great screenplay. I think is as hard as Building the most intricate fucking tower That shit is like structurally Yeah, throw it around Have a little cold to you. Yeah, you got a little bit cold Cut it from you. No, I don't know. You had it last time
Starting point is 00:45:18 Mum five you will sick. Oh We all do this Brendan Oh, we all do this, Brendan. We all do this, you know. But me and the eye, you don't think you got it from traveling. How many people do you see? Not on the slide to be admit we're second, but how many people do you see? This is the cold going around.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You had it. Maybe. Maybe. I hate it. I'm like, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. You should throw it, problem. No, I'm.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Oh, Daddy's diario went away finally. I thought I was going to ship my grandma's funeral, man. Oh, I'm. Oh, Daddy's diario, why don't we finally, I thought I was gonna ship my grandma's funeral, man. Oh, I didn't know you had diario. Oh, I was just guzzling, pepped up. Just guzzling. What was that from? Food truck, seafood food truck. That's a problem.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Doni, ah, he tuned from a food truck, less than learned. You don't wanna do that? Oh, man, my ass was raw. God, God, it was exhausting. Really? And once it's go time, it's, you know, it's not raw. God is exhausting. Really? And once it's go time, it's, yeah, it's not up to you, man. It ain't up to you. Them the rules.
Starting point is 00:46:12 It ain't up to you. It ain't up to you. When it's time to go, I was like, man, tell my guy, I'm gonna go find me and get through this funeral, I'll shit my pants. God damn. I did though, shout out to Pethra Bismill. You ever destroy an airplane bathroom?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Just be like, hey, every time., hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,. You'll see. And I was like, oh, he's on the screen. Sorry about that. But they don't think. Yeah. Sorry, I destroyed the bathroom. Oh, dude, I was at the Lafactor on Saturday night. And I just had to take a piss and I went to the bathroom. Somebody destroyed that bathroom. I go in and I take a piss, I'm holding my nose. Pee.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Oh, like, I was just this bombshell, went in. And I was like, who ever did that was before me. Yeah, it's right. Mm-hmm Yeah, I'm like oh she and I'm big and I was like sweating like how she thinks it's me I know she thinks it's I hate that so much was like I swear it wasn't me I want to be careful and tell me that you don't think it's me. I want to take your hand But Kate really I want you to tell me that you don't think you know, I didn't do that You know, I just told you the story. Yeah. Dude somebody destroyed that thing.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah. It's frustrating. My friend who couldn't buy, I've never forget this me and my buddy talking to this girl. She was like, I can't find a fucking good guy. She was just like this narrow. I can't find a guy. She was fucking bullshit.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I got to go shit like you can't do that. I'm like, my buddy goes, well there it is. Well, Jan, I wonder why you can't find a guy. It's like, fuck you. No, no, no, I'm out too. Yeah, I don't, I don't want to hear about that. No, I'm out, I'm out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Mark went back home this weekend. Yes, I did. You did? So, Mama, you saw everybody? Yep, I drove basically 24 hour turnaround. I drove at a hundred miles an hour at 3 a.m. Saturday night and came back this morning, so I came straight from Newark, California.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I'll follow you. I'll follow you. 400 miles. So try to do that. So you do about five hours? Yeah. Wow. Not terrible.
Starting point is 00:48:17 No, it's actually really nice in the middle of the night. And I listened to that book Blitz on the way here. What is it called? It's called Blitzed. It's all about methamphetamines of the night. The Nazis, they can't figure out how they'd like travel through the night and like not sleeping. They realized they're on the toilet.
Starting point is 00:48:32 I'm listening to you. I didn't realize it was like in society first, like you could just go and get methamphetamines at the store like pez. They didn't know. Yeah. Oh yeah, they're like, you know, just like anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:42 I'm listening to fucking Shantaram, which is a novel. I haven't listened to it. I haven't read a novel for so long, but you gotta read novel. What's it about? You're listening to a true story about a guy who did, he got, he lost custody of his daughter and his wife leaves him.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Big guy. And he fucking, he breaks out of an Australian prison. It gets 20 years for armed robbery, 20 years because he got into drugs, breaks out and goes and just like as a fugitive under a fake name, goes to Bombay to India. And if you know anything about Bombay, you might want to bring up Ariel images of Bombay.
Starting point is 00:49:20 The fucking, he becomes a smuggler, he becomes a criminal there. He finds the criminal element in Bombay and that is where like everything is that's where all the Afganese all that everybody everybody converges into Mumbai Bombay and it is God it's a city if there was ever a city that that would be worn out it is so crowded with miles of shanty towns, miles of shanty. Yeah, the peaks we're getting, it looks pretty lit. No, that's not, that's terrible. Go to Bombay, Arrow view, please.
Starting point is 00:49:53 That's what he did, it looked nice there. Yeah, well, it looked really cool. Bombay, I would put in Bombay slums. Yeah. Or move by the ice. They're right there, go to the last one, yeah, right there. Last one? Yeah, that, or move right there right there. Go to the last one. Yeah, right there. Last one, the first one. Yeah, right there.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Now you see all that? That's all makeshift housing. Those are the slums of Bombay. Yeah. And pass that on. Like fucking New York. Yeah, it's a huge city. I mean, you know, and there's obviously great parts of it.
Starting point is 00:50:19 It's a place if you know how to navigate is, you know, is got its own magic. So hot. You know, so many people don't have running water. I mean, it's, it's, I don't know how to describe it. It's the third world country, yeah. Yeah, but India is becoming a powerhouse in so many fucking ways. I mean, amazing, but at the same time, they have come through some crazy shit. They weren't able to feed their population in the 70s and 80s. It's good book though.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Oh man. It's such a common book. You're listening to it. Yeah. He wrote it. In jail, they destroyed the end of the script. Is he doing the voiceover? No.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I hate that. The actor's amazing. I don't like that. No, the acting. You have to have something really knows how to do the accent. It's better when flit natural. This one, this one, this is what it's amazing. I don't like that. No, the acting. You have to have someone who really knows how to do the acts. It's better when fluttenant. This one, this one, this is what you got right. Shantaram.
Starting point is 00:51:10 You would, you probably get obsessed with it. I would recommend it. It's one of the best books. Anybody who reads a lot, like kind of just kind of goes, they go, oh yeah, I really love it. Yeah, that's like, it's like the, it's an all-star. It's an epic novel. Fuck you. What do you got, buddy?
Starting point is 00:51:28 All right, thank you to the Tfakke army because we found that post. This is last theodoro's last message. We did, we did, we did, you know, my memory was, it was his face with the words on it. So when I saw just this, I thought it was something else, but anyways, we found it. I'd like the memory on it. So when I saw just this, I thought it was something else, but it was without it. I'd like the memory of me to be a happy one.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I'd like to leave an after-growth of smiles when the day is done. I'd like to leave an echo with spring softly down the ways of happy times and laughing times and bright and sunny days. I'd like the tears of those who grieve to drive before the sun, of happy memories that I leave behind when the day is done. That is such a shame.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Yeah, man. He wrote that? Jesus Christ. Fuck. Yeah. It really sucks. See, he found the post of Jesus Christ. Thank goodness.
Starting point is 00:52:24 It's funny. It was nowhere else though. It's just like right here. Yeah. Okay. I'm surprised I'm posting on his wall. Yeah. Is this donkey? Yes, this has to be the one, right?
Starting point is 00:52:34 It's his donkey revenge. Did the fan say anything to you? No, I found this one. You just kicking the donkey for no reason and trying to ride it and punch it? Yeah. Why is he punched? Oh, now because it's a bite name.
Starting point is 00:52:45 But then. Good. You're kicking that donkey in the fucking face, dude. Yeah, what a douchebag. That donkey's like, what the hell are you doing? I just slapped him, too. What the f- He's trying to break its spirit.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I don't know if that's how you do it. No, he's an asshole He's a piece of shit Or donkey I can't wait for the donkey to get back at him. I'd be so nice that donkey Why's the music so intense? I know, I don't like the music. That piece of shit. God, he's come on, don't be in the shit. I can't do it. Because he wants to ride,
Starting point is 00:53:29 and he thinks that's the way you break it. Finally that donkey got his ass. Yes, donkey. Donkey. Step on him. Good, donkey. He's had the donkey screamer or somebody else screamer. It's probably somebody else screamer. No, that's him screamer. We got the ground and see his face somebody else screaming it's probably somebody else that's him screaming we got the ground and see his face I hope it's him that's screaming yeah it is she's a shit
Starting point is 00:53:51 god poor guy poor guy man yeah good thing is probably didn't hurt the donkey hits like a fucking day I came up good have you guys seen this one yet this is a Canadian schoolteacher that turned trans about a year ago and this is how she now identifies as this person with those gigantic overly sized prosthetic. She can just wear those tits. This person is mostly prosthetic. No prosthetics. But this is a mentally disturbed person there.
Starting point is 00:54:17 And then she's allowed to teach. She's protected, be. Yeah, and the school board is protecting her right now because this is who she identifies as. I mean, okay. And all the parents just be cool with it. And then in America, they wanna fire teachers that do only fans. But then if you're doing this, it's a thing.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Once work gets off crazy. So these are, is it, is it? Yeah, they're fictitious. And they're transgender? Giant nipples. Oh. Is it transgender too? It says trans, but I don't know if she had surgery or not.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I don't know what to say. Just mentally ill, like you wouldn't want her teaching your kids. No, that's not. That has nothing to do with trans. That looks like a mentally ill person. Yeah, yep.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Also, like, why are you doing that? Who's it for? What attention do you want? What, so I don't like great she teaches, but you just wanna get these big tits out in front of the kids? I think it's prosthetic, it's fake tits. Yeah, no, I'm just talking. She didn't get those done, did she?
Starting point is 00:55:13 No, no, she's wearing it. That's what makes it even worse. Yeah, she's a same part of her body. I wonder if she's doing it as an experiment. What is she protesting it? I wonder if she's actually mocking, like she might be going really, okay, I'm gonna do this. Let's see what you guys do now. That looks like somebody who's trying to say,
Starting point is 00:55:31 we've gotten, we've got a lot. But then this is actually someone who identifies as trans. So. Yeah, but that's what you would say. So it says this kid, the kids, they're most definitely don't think it's normal, but realistically, what can we say? I don't think you'll school can fire the teacher's
Starting point is 00:55:46 identified as a man last year. So he's just like, this is how I dress. Would you be distracted by the prosthetics? Well, I think this person's trying to make a point. That's what I think. I don't think so, but I think you're giving it to him. You think there are performance artists? Essentially?
Starting point is 00:55:59 I think. Why would the teach, why would the, even if you're trying to make a point, the school board wouldn't put up with that. The reason she's allowed to get through it, they think it's okay. Can I tell you something that relates to this? Will Franken is a brilliant comic who's in the UK
Starting point is 00:56:15 and for a year he dressed up as Sarah Franken, or he said I'm transitioning. I think I'm Roman. Did he? Will Franken? I think so, yeah. I know he was on Marin. I don't know if I've seen, I don't think I think will Franken. I think so, yeah. I know he was on Marin. I don't know if I've seen,
Starting point is 00:56:26 I don't think I've seen the rug and I've said, but he, and then just like, he did it. He never acknowledged that it was a troll job, but like he, does it have any pictures? If you look at Will Franken, comedian, but he's like a brilliant satirist. Franken, not Franklin. Franken, yeah. He's a brilliant satirist. And- Frank and not Franklin.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Frank, yeah. He's a brilliant satirist from the Bay Area, who I knew back from living there. And he, he did it and he did interviews with it where he played it totally straight face and people loved it. Oh, this guy's great. And then just drops it and goes,
Starting point is 00:57:00 that's not me anymore. I didn't say anything. And no one can do shit. So to that point, it's like he was exposing, exposing and he's done like I think that's what I might skeptical hit got eyes with that teacher That teachers up to something. I don't think so the school board will allow it Well, but the school board can't do anything do anything because it's a very touchy subject So what I think they're doing is going over the time. Yeah, I think that's what happens with it Yeah, I mean, that's it. You're either completely crazy or you're doing is going over the time. Yeah, I think that's what happens with it. Yeah, I mean, that's to your either completely crazy
Starting point is 00:57:26 or you're doing it to tell the school of what mother. The issue too is, I guess apparently she's a really good teacher and call the kids love the class too. So she get teacher doing her job. Yeah, interesting. It's just a little distracting. I think I'm telling I'd be furious.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I saw the way she was looking at the camera and I just see sanity in those eyes I'm like there's something there's a wink in the nod Yeah, a wink and a nod. It's a little too big the nipples are the the biggest problem That's in the top like you know what you're doing. Yeah, you guys turned on. I was a little turn on a little bit A little bit of time, but that's that to me is clearly something going on I bet you that that person has a amazing sense of humor And the makeup's not bad either. I was looking at that going, okay. All right, not, you know,
Starting point is 00:58:09 it's not a crazy person putting on makeup, but somebody who knows what looks good. It's insane. Oh, just insane. But this is what you get, and you're going to get people, you're going to get mischievous makers, you're going to get people, let's start. I don't get that out of the way think I do I think we're gonna find that making note of that uh oh this is just in run post of this I guess this driver is really amazing at driving reverse while this elephant's chasing oh yeah
Starting point is 00:58:37 going backwards backwards oh shit you can't stop Are he's nice with it? I'm gonna fast that fire. And calm. He's just staring at the rear view. All right. Yeah, I think you stopped. Everybody's gonna get fucked.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Well, it'll turn the Jeep over. Finally, the healthy. Yeah, it'll turn the Jeep over. Yeah, that's what I'm just scared away. That guy's so scared. He's like, what the? Yep. in the G-Pover. Didn't that just scare him away? That guy's so scared, he's like, what the? Hey, you guys wanted to fucking safari, man. I was a whole group of people. Yeah, it's a whole safari.
Starting point is 00:59:13 That's what you want to safari. You don't want just the normal animal bullshit. You want a little excitement. A lion jumps in, take somebody. Yeah. I saw this on Sports Center and I thought it was pretty cool. So you're supposed to go run across that log and grab the flag at the very end of it Music it's yeah, so it is slick, but oh
Starting point is 00:59:36 Oh, that looks so hard. Wow switch if that logs. Oh, oh Oh, the logs wet. Oh Oh, so still, ooh, there's the little oaks wet. Oh, now, now, oh, see, can't go backward, no. Yeah, no. Oh, see, now, keep going, keep going. Oh, no, he's not. Oh, oh, oh, nobody gets itching. Oh, no one, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, being sarcastic, but so Peta is saying that they should stop.
Starting point is 01:00:27 If you're a wife or a girlfriend, you should hold sex if your husband or boyfriend continues to eat meat. I know, but what I do about people who don't eat red meat a lot of times who look that white and that unhealthy. That's a vampire. Just curious. You want to hear a string blood? She's Dr. Carrie Bennett from Peta.
Starting point is 01:00:43 And she's... Oh, she has all the teeth, right? She's looking blood. She's Dr. Carey Bennett from PETA. And she's... I'm going to be experts at this because of fascinating study that looked at this. Oh, she has all the teeth, right? Between men and women's diets. And yes, men did have a 40% higher carbon footprint because they're mostly eating a lot more meat than women.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I mean, we should be looking at this and it actually has significant implications. It isn't just PETA saying that people should eat less meat and go vegan, it's the United Nations. Oh my god, you know, Nations. It's going to help the climate and it will also stop deeper station, pandemic's pollution and a whole whole whole whole. Pandemic, so it's going to stop pandemic, do you stop being meat right here? She's an expert. She's an expert also single right?
Starting point is 01:01:25 So that's why she's like boycott the man in the He has been she looks she looks single and there's seven cats in the back There's seven cats you have all the teeth. Like Oh, do you remember this guy? Yeah, I love Billy Gardell. Billy Gardell he lost a ton of weight. So that's him with the Billy's great.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Billy's a guy man. Yeah, he's on that show. Um, Mike and Molly. He looks fantastic. Yeah, dude. He looks completely different now You man you look awesome. Thank you brother. I went from a young Jackie Gleason to an old Paul Newman He's but yeah, just a fucking great dude and he does look amazing. I love it. He's hilarious That dude is a legit monster. Oh my god. I hilarious the whole legit monster oh my god
Starting point is 01:02:04 I did the sannos am probably with him I don't know 12 13 years ago and I had Oh, I think crushed it. He's one of the greats to he's Billy Gardell is a fucking monster But you were headlining and then you feature no we were we were on a tour and I can't remember the circumstances But I remember watching him going oh my lord. I got to follow this guy You just question dick monster monster I can't remember the circumstances, but I remember Washington going, oh my lord, I gotta follow this guy. I had a dick. Monster, monster.
Starting point is 01:02:29 I mean, he's just so special. Just dope he lost all that weight. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Mark, what do we got here? So Aaron Rodgers, I guess he's being a little bit coy about what exactly he saw, but he blames the recent victory over the bucks on the
Starting point is 01:02:46 jumbo tron so the interview mafter words and they said they showed it on the previous play too if you if you it was a delay on both plays sometimes you see things in the game sometimes the jumbo tron shows things they probably shouldn't show even at home I saw something and just passed on the one who was you know Bosch about his interview look at the hair sticking out that he looks insane saw something and just passed on me. I wonder what it was. You know what Bosnibout is interviewing? Look at the hair sticking out that he looks insane cause his hair's just long hair and it's sticking just like a bird out the side.
Starting point is 01:03:11 We watch out. He was, can you tell me, I saw a clip he said, I'm too fucking, I'm working with children. I'm too old and I'm working with children. He's eating and he looks drunk. Did you see that clip? No. At a press conference.
Starting point is 01:03:24 No. It was crazy. You'll see it. I was like, huh? No. At a press conference? No. It was crazy. You got it, you'll see it. I was like, huh? It was like on hand. I'm too fucking young. I'm too fucking old. I'm working with fucking children.
Starting point is 01:03:32 It's eating. I don't know. It was so weird. They're probably going after them. They do. The left goes after them. One place clip. We'll quick.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Yeah. You come all the way down and talk to Matt. He's here, Dr. Matt. He's here. He's here. He's here. Final drive with a defense on what was going through you during the two point conversions, especially after you saw the fact that they took the five yard penalty.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Well, they showed it on the previous play too. It was a delay on both plays. But sometimes you see things in the game. Sometimes the jumbo trunks shows things they probably shouldn't show even at home. I saw something and just passed on the bar still says they're not just got the bucks jumbo trung I fired. I wonder what that was.
Starting point is 01:04:11 What would that be? I don't know. Would that be a nation? I don't know. Yeah. I'm too old and what else? What's that? You said the clips are air riders.
Starting point is 01:04:23 I'm too old and they're I'm working with kids You okay, right? Yeah, what's going on? Hey, man? I'm looking with kids watch this. I was trying to find what it was No, I keep gone It's a clip here. I'm getting on I'm getting on Anyways, would you see that be ticked out some shit? Yeah, just shorts All right, so yeah, yeah great guy
Starting point is 01:04:56 This one here Mark no, yeah But it's not what you think if you're just looking at the headline so basically this kid called in a fake domestic violence call, then points an airsoft rifle at the cops. He was shot that I've repeatedly called not only to get police to his family's home, claiming that his father was drunk and beating his mother and him. This nothing was going on like that.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Yeah. And- Can you try to commit suicide? Yeah, death by cop here? Potentially, yeah. Because he's, and it's not even like a colored rifle or whatever gave any indication. So he is pointing this thing at him.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Oh, I'm hearing that fuck out of him. So he was intentionally trying to get shot. Oh, that's so fucking awful. That poor kid. That poor kid. That poor kid. See what the promise says, you know, officer, Faley shoots, tanger with airsoft guns, like, yes. But the kid was trying to die by cop and hold the gun at the cops.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Yeah, I thought it was an initial headline given, like, that's not the story. That feel bad for those cops, I feel bad for that kid. The family, too, it's terrible. The terrible current event. Here's a video shows, I can't the family to it's terrible terrible kind of that Here's a video shows us man. She's right. They'll be more fun after this So this guy comes in after Putin and that's the main story that I wanted you guys to talk about was You know Putin's drafting people so this guy's like oh, yeah, and he comes in and shoots the draft officer with a shotgun Oh, yeah, these these he's forcing them to, and there's all these protests now. Nobody wants to fight for the war.
Starting point is 01:06:27 You're gonna die. Yeah. What can I see that? What was that? So if you go to the very beginning and the upper, what if this is the answer? Like he's in there. You're killing us with these, huh?
Starting point is 01:06:39 I know. It'll be fun after this, I promise. Oh, I don't like this. So just the top left. Yeah, that was it. He is shooting anybody else, right? Just the drafting officer. Would you guys have gone attack on anything, Brian?
Starting point is 01:06:52 No, he has a shotgun. I don't know what I would do. Was there, did you have a shotgun? Would you go like this? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Is that shotgun? That you have to be tough with a shotgun.
Starting point is 01:07:02 That's a tough one. Unless you're so close to him. Would you have good lateral movement. I could chuck and jive zigzag. Well, that's a shotgun spray. He's gonna spend time in a Russian prison, my guess is that's not great. Yeah, there's all those protests.
Starting point is 01:07:15 All right, you remember the first protest, too? All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,. Yep. Do you have that one guy? It's murder Monday murder. Hold on, do you have that one guy? Yes, I do chin as a video, right? Hold on, is it the guy that, oh, not this,
Starting point is 01:07:30 the guy that met the guy grinder and he's a hairdresser, and then he killed him, hung him upside down, and ate his dick. What the fuck? I thought it was Dark Monday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 2020 it looks not well. He just got that's all news. Is it all news? You just put the same thing as it's going on right now somewhere in the go this guy's picture though. Oh No, he looks like look at him. Oh well, yeah, it's Rob zombie Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:20 But wait, which one is which I But wait, which one is which? I think that's the last to be this cast. Are you not gonna go pee? But that's a good question. Are you serious Mark? You said it was a hairdresser, so I'm going to get out of the hairdresser. Oh, you killed the hairdresser.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Yeah, I think it was hairdresser ain't doing this stuff. This guy did this stuff. Where's Brian going? All right. You're taking a break. Oh. All these are good. I'm just seeing.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Yeah. Oh, Don, let me get some of his fantastic. Yeah, let's what so this raven one is really fun this guy trained this raven like how smart is this raven well there's so smart he's giving him verbal commands to go get stuff Да и Латму. Смарый смах, и я не знаю. Сумир, смах. Покажи средний память. Гоша, не си перчатку на дерево. Перчатка застряла на дерево. Достань, пожалуйста.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Я думаю, что с тобой вон вон. Это был хороший пирог, а мы уже вонимы. Это так смах. Давай, давай. Давай, давай, перчатку. Д мне. Коман, я не могу. Я не могу, я не могу, я не могу, я не могу, я не могу. Что ты думаешь? Я не знаю, но я не знаю.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Давай, давай, давай. Реви, Ревин, maybe. Ну, я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене. Я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене. Я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене. Это очень интеллоджент. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Yep, that's cool man. Oh They're they think they're smart as dolphins for real They're called up to see the way they hunt to so they use tools. They'll they'll take it. Oh, yeah, they take rocks open up Shit, yep, they'll take out the bait small animals in they take they take nuts and they can't crack them So they let cars run over them. Yeah, the bait animals in and stuff that like you like put their food with the and the baked animals in and stuff that like put their food where they they fake hide their food. Yeah, yeah, they're making fake profiles on Tinder. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 01:10:08 did they troll people? Yeah, they can't see it on that. They identify as human. Ron read it. It's crazy, dude. You guys want the Don Lemon one first? Oh, just the Don Lemon one's called his face. Yeah, he was not ready. This is from this is all if you've read Thomas Sol who is a black scholar and a towering intellect. This is what he breaks down in black red Necks and white liberals. It's fucking beautiful. Watch this. He was not ready for the He's ready to go. Oh yeah. Living a living crisis at a Acerity budget. Reparation. So long. And then you have the those who are asking for reparations for Colonialism and they're wondering,
Starting point is 01:10:45 you know, $100 billion, $24 billion here and there, $500 million there. Somebody that I want to be able to pay back. She gets a great honor, Fishy. She has the wondering why she's suffering when you are, you know, you have all of this vast wealth. Those are legitimate concerns. Well, I think you're right about reparations in terms of if people wanted though, what they need to do is you always need to go back to the beginning of the project.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Where was the beginning of the supply? What is the beginning of the supply? That was in Africa and when that crossed the entire world when slavery was taking place, which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery. The first nation in the world to abolish it. It was started by William Will befoss was the British in Great Britain, their abolished slavery. 2000, naval men died on the high seas trying to stop slavery. Why? Because the African kings were rounding up their own people, they had them on cages waiting in the beaches.
Starting point is 01:11:38 No one was running into Africa to get them. And I think you're totally right. If reparations need you're totally right. We need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say who was rounding up their own people and having the pan-cogging pages absolutely that's where they should start and maybe i don't know the descendants of those families where they died in the high seas trying to stop the slavery that those families should receive something too i think at the same time he goes these are right right, thanks for calling. That's an educated person. Yeah, I mean, that's what that is the fact.
Starting point is 01:12:09 She's all what else she got done. Let me. Abolish since movement began in England with what we would consider the equivalent of evangelical questions. And they were very organized and got the British Navy at great expense, monetarily as well to find, and their biggest problem was that they were fighting
Starting point is 01:12:28 the Turks, they were fighting the Arabs, they were fighting, because the slave trade was so alive and alive. Oh, do you think she's ready to go? You think nobody's ever brought that up to her? She's like, oh, I've been down this road. This is a fun game. And I agree.
Starting point is 01:12:41 We just have to, I love that. I agree 100%. She was your actual, she was your absolutely right. Let's go%. You're absolutely right. Let's go back to the supply chain. That's that intellectual. So, the other thing that people have done is that what was happening was when the White Slavers traders would go into Africa, they'd go into the jungles of Africa, they would die. They didn't have the immune system for the kinds of disease that they can contact.
Starting point is 01:12:59 So they called it the White Man's graveyard. So then they spent where they started getting like other Africans to bring them slaves. And that's what they would do. So, boy, she let them up. Nothing better. Yeah, he's just got, he's got his kids. He's not as good as shit. Smart.
Starting point is 01:13:15 All right, what is this? I want you to answer this question. Did you not call my phone humbling peacefully? I know it was you. But when I answered the phone, phone I said who the fuck is this you say it's posted I said different name I see naked like I guess he was on clubhouse like which is audio only in this girl film to that just like it's like just so you know
Starting point is 01:13:39 what he's talking about this shit on clubhouse he's but naked so brother said because you love wack 100 right yeah well yeah, I did when I saw him the first time, then now he's just doing it for, you know, likes and clout. It was fun when I thought it was like real gangster. Yeah, that actually took off to Cache 6.9. I was like, oh, this guy's great. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:59 And then now he's like, he's doing all these interviews, like this guy's not great. Yeah. It's all good. This clip's amazing because as you'll'll see the leopard is just trying to escape yeah fuck out of it kill anybody he's like get me the f out of here well well well
Starting point is 01:14:18 attack the guy love it leopard wants to kill you it's gonna kill you uh well he's taking people down he wants to leave yeah he wants to leave with your body I'd like to have a leopard scar holy shit
Starting point is 01:14:38 imagine you're just oh they finally got him in the in the nope oh shit Oh, they finally got him and the nope. Oh, oh shit. Oh, they're so athletic. Oh my god. They're so athletic.
Starting point is 01:14:55 They're so athletic. What did I do? Did you see that? It was way. Does the set of Aladdin wear his face? Holy shit. You know, Aladdin had all those second things. Yes. This looks like you're all adding. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:06 We was escaping the goons. Yeah, we were seeing what's that thing. Kingdom. We had on the planet earth where the leopards come down into India, into Mame. No. Oh, dude, they come in. They come right from the hills and come in and take out dogs, babies, and they're like, couple people have been killed, but mostly it's like dogs and pigs
Starting point is 01:15:25 Remember that one casual that one village or city in India with the tigers was just like oh We're just gonna feed on you guys. Oh, well that that was a huge movie too about it But the lines was coming down like just take people with a Val Camerite I think ice teas I see. I see. I mean, Tiger's a major bookline. Tigers wear a major rock. Still are in the Sondermond. In the Sondermond, they will swim out.
Starting point is 01:15:53 You're in a boat. They will swim out in the water and get in your boat and kill you. Do you know that? That's a what a tiger. That would be a tiger. They don't have a leg. They swim out.
Starting point is 01:16:02 In the Sondermonds. They think that that area is Where now that's that's that's a different thing but in the sonner bonds those tigers They don't know why but they are straight-up manators. Yeah straight-up manators and they are could there be anything scary a tiger I'll tie you with this thing 900 pound Yeah, well not 900 but they're huge 900 pound? Yeah, well not 900, but they're huge. They're huge.
Starting point is 01:16:24 No, male lions 400. Tigers are 700 to 800. Well, that's a huge, that's a side view of the tiger. The Bengal tigers about. Bengal tigers smaller. But they're still, well it's 500 pounds. It's still a huge animal. Oh yeah, problem.
Starting point is 01:16:37 It's gonna kill you. You're not doing anything against them. And they look fucking terrifying. Look at it, tiger, tiger. They're so cool looking, but bro, you imagine that one on your heels? And do you want a great book? Man eaters of Kuman.
Starting point is 01:16:52 It is a true story. It's about a tiger eating the villagers. True story about a tiger hunter who had to go into India and find the tigers that were wreaking havoc in those villages. And it's his life and they would always call him. And when my parents were in India, a tiger had killed the equivalent of 246 people. One tiger was that efficient.
Starting point is 01:17:11 So when they would go out and tap rubber, they'd rubber tree things and they would do all the certain parts. They would wear a face on the back of their head. Oh yeah, because the line won't attack you if you got the tiger on. Yeah, so, but you don't hear them. You don't hear them. They'd jump on you. You're so insane dude. That the T24 thing is my filmmaker friend of mine,
Starting point is 01:17:30 Warren made this documentary about like a man eater tiger, whatever that was like this notorious tiger in India. And it's a true story. It's a true story. It's like a crime saga. I somebody to grab it as that new movie the Ryan kills man who enters his territory many of come on Managers yeah lines. I mean fucking tigers are gnarly. Yeah, how about the white tiger the Siberian ones? That's a book It's a really good book 1944 yeah, man. It's it's an old buck. I love the graphics back then.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yeah, great buck. Yeah, that's the tigers doing tiger shit, dude. Yeah. Tigers doing tiger shit. Tigers doing tiger thick. Yeah, tiger doing tiger thick. Shot one and the thing thought the tree in front of them had done it and it tore the tree up. How you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing? Did you just like get a plastic bag put some ice in and just dunk them in there? I love this black guy process. Literally all I did was grab one of those like flexible ice packs Those ones that sort of bend and basically use your plier directly to your underwear Little last long before training soon as I woke up and then also before bed This is much time for like 10 to 15 minutes. There's literally every single guy. Oh, yeah, cuz the guy's so swall doing it Reports better morning. We'll be better libido and also same blood work. I did my own blood work before and after
Starting point is 01:19:09 and I definitely moved the needle. And what did it do for you? Like, I guess just having the big ol' effects that men talk about when they go on TITs, they just feel confident, motivated, very out of it. So be just, I some big ol' boss. I noticed that. I thought you had to do it.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Ryan, you're gonna be our guinea pig. Such a boss. I can't do it because I'm taking exogenous stuff, but you gotta do. Ryan, you're gonna be our guinea pig. Such bullshit. I can't do it because I'm taking an exogenous stuff, but you could do it. Let's see if we can jack that up even now. Yeah, I still have big old fucking grandfather clock nuts up. It's so thick.
Starting point is 01:19:34 A copper vice. Yeah. And water and just dip em, tea bag, copper vice, water and water. Yeah, because you need a lot of nuts. That would feel so. For Brian's giant balls. That'd be so painful.
Starting point is 01:19:44 I love the way this black guys look and I'm like Hmm, I don't tell us more really okay I like how those two guys are jacked and this guy just looks like shit Tell them what to do to boost their test that Very cool man. Yeah, you don't think working out lifting heavy weights would do that I don't think whoever that guy is is a dummy i sell in fucking snake will i should pick up that uh... make your forehead the
Starting point is 01:20:11 time let's get this on always just set it up you know i don't know too much about the actual like i saw our friend the hairy artist who does some of the promo Yeah, Thomas. He's awesome. He posted this. I didn't know the context of it. I'm trying to look for it But basically it looks like they're trying to arrest this guy and he's not You know saying maybe I would assume he's going no, I'm not gonna like put my hands behind my back
Starting point is 01:20:42 You know, it's for double like this guy sprawils on his ass. He's in joggers You seem like a guilty and then the cup. Oh, the cup gets wobble. This guy wants to use his this guy wants to use his technique Tell you right now again the joggers no punk They shot him with the with the taser taser. Yeah, well, it was coped. He's about to be the ball for those guys. He was. That's where it takes a couple. Yeah, man. That didn't work. Hands high. Well, he's been taking, he's been taking fucking MMA. He shot a double and has got sprawled on the cement. Had a, but yeah, got a special. That's right. They get a fight. Yes. And then tried to fight. And the guy was like, pop up. He got wobbled. And then finally the female cop was like, you
Starting point is 01:21:28 fuck all the time. She's like, she's like, this is stupid. I'll not try out the UC Jimmy shit, Jerry. That's like Jimmy Berk was about to fight this guy in a in a restaurant, because the guy's bouncer was being so rude to his mom and try to take the chair. And they were about to go to blows. Jimmy's like, fuck you. You bet my fuck you. This guy, Jimmy probably got beaten up guys, but like you and his hand just feints.
Starting point is 01:21:55 And she's just on the floor. Oh, yes, go ahead. God, what the fuck? Yeah. They got their ambulance comes and she goes, I'm fine. Jim. She goes, no, you're not. We got to use you have.
Starting point is 01:22:02 I'm fine. I mean, that's all but anything. It's beautiful. And if you know are if you know he in the balance I'm gonna help you imagine if you know I was just like If you would freak out. It's a great deal. I'm gonna do that next time. I'm gonna do that my girl. She's me young Yeah, that's what you do. You just you just faint as it depends Possum yeah, the old pause. No, I know you the thing And you just die Then come back about five minutes later. I'm like oh my god. My heart was flutter
Starting point is 01:22:34 Yeah, my heart and then it just distracts away from whatever the argument was deep breath That it's in Brennan. We did again. We did again. We did again Are we gonna talk about the exciting upcoming events as we can? What events? Just like our people. What's coming you mean to come up this weekend? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Oh, you're in Tacoma, Daddy. You love the Pacific North. Yes. Right back up Tacoma Washington. This is a short flight. But then after that, Hey, I'm traveling.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Your agent goes, Hey, you've had fun going Pacific Northwest. It's not far. That's fun, right? So all the way across. Now, Daddy, you've had fun going Pacific Northwest. That's fun, right? So all the way across. Now, daddy, you're gonna be doing some draft all the way across country stress factory. October. Oh, Connecticut, too. Yeah, tough to get a direct there, daddy. Great club, though. Shamburg Illinois. Shamburg improv. Yep. This is why I want to do a Shamburg, though, for me. I'm your agent. Hey, so you like Chicago, right? Yeah. Cool. What's not in Chicago? So I want you flying Chicago because you can't fly in Shambart.
Starting point is 01:23:25 And then I want you to drive it out. So Thursday, Friday, it's gonna take you two hours. Now, if you're Brendan, and there's an active shooter, it's gonna take about four hours to get there, okay? So let's go ahead and... Or if it's a train, or if you're Brian, and you're on there,
Starting point is 01:23:37 and there's a homeless guy's trying to jump into traffic. Yes. No, also do it. Bridge. That's gonna take, well, you're gonna be two hours late. Active shooter's good for taking it's a yes very good good for you all let's go out
Starting point is 01:23:49 the charlotte north carolina comets on the having their own long time can't wait to remember ten eleven twelve and anyway we'll get to that booya i'm in boston baby my favorite city boss in this Thursday Friday Saturday all shows almost sold out we might at the show on saturday so get your tickets now because of i'm gonna add, I better do it soon. This Thursday Friday Saturday, Boston, Laf Boston, and then I'm in San Jose, October 13th through the 15th San Jose, California. Salt Lake City, Wise Guys, one of my favorite clubs in the nation,
Starting point is 01:24:18 Wise Guys, Shout DeKeefe, and I end October in Calgary at the rooftop, which is located downtown Calgary, Canada, October 27th, and we're gonna add a show on the 28th on that Friday, because the 27th almost sold out, so the 28th we're gonna add a show. Stay tuned for tickets. They might be live now, click on it, you can figure it out. The rooftop Calgary downtown, Canada and Calgary, all right?
Starting point is 01:24:41 But Boston, see you this weekend, baby, can't wait. It's rare I'm this excited going to see that boston's i love boston they're going to a good time before it gets impossibly cold please bring some warm stuff oh yeah oh yeah you think still bring warm stuff one hundred percent
Starting point is 01:24:56 or not like coats and shit well you know the weather daddy bopples we call at night boston no fuck you and go do not believe in global warming trust me buddy. Yeah Let me see Let's see here Boston weather Okay Thursday 64 Friday 63 Saturday 68 not terrible. How are you doing tonight? 45 45 degrees that night we're a T-shirt for in a 45 degree. That's me doing me chilly.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Alright, Daddy better bring some money. I heard you. Well, I've been waiting for long sleeve. All my shits and long sleeve. So, Buya. Alright, boss. Is that it? Alright, boss, and see you this week.
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