The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 832: BRENDAN RESPONDS TO THE 120 LB SHOULDER PRESS CHALLENGE
Episode Date: September 26, 2022The Boys discuss Nick Simmon's shoulder press callout, Brenda's trip home for his Grandmas funeral and momma Schaub's burning desire to meet Mark, Bryan's weekend in Spokane and s...urprise guest Michael Chiesa, Klopfs ridiculous body, Bryan getting stung by a yellow jacket hiking in toe holds, Aaron Rodgers use of the Jumbotron to win against the Bucs, the new Jeffrey Dahmer dramatic series, the backlash in Russia over Vladimir Putin 30,000 men, the smartest Russian pet Raven you've ever seen, the leopard that terrorized an Indian town trying to evade capture, Don Lemon getting owned over his criticism of the Queen's legacy, the benefits of icing below the belt, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's the fighter and the kid
Hyde the run it back
Cause we back at it again
Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end
When it was brining, when it was bright
And when it was just talkin' to friends
We got the kid galling on the left
With the fighter on the right
Hey, how'd they do it right?
Cause we comin' at your lock
Back with the team
I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV
I had to do it
Yes, we did
Cause we back at it again
It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.
It's the fight on the kids.
Back at it again.
It's the fight on the kids.
The fight on the kids.
Back at it again.
It's the fight on the kids.
The fight on the kids.
It's the fight on the kids.
This is really the fight on the kid we're out all right
Chingas the galaxy shirt on oh that's a nice galaxy shirt dude we said the milky way
No, oh you just like the way it loves you're a little chilly chill chill, huh?
It's the I mean what I don't know what they see is in here, but it is chilly
Yeah, your boys in your boys in Denver went to Denver on bad turn, you know I mean, what I don't know what they see is in here, but it is chilly. Yeah.
Your boys in Denver went to Denver on bad terms,
you know, not there for a few reason,
funeral, grandpa's way at 9.8.
My dad, during the ceremony goes, taking too soon.
So my, I mean, are you saying this for the podcaster?
Is that true?
No, it's true.
And I went, I looked down at my family like this one.
I just did, you know how we do that with our neck.
I went like this one.
And everyone's busts out laughing on it.
Dad, dad.
But he had to like organize and do the whole thing, you know.
Yeah.
So, you know, he's probably nervous
wherever he didn't mean that.
But it was good.
So you're talking, but it adds one of 11,
all the, off the other children,
my grandma's kids are there,
and then the grandchildren,
and great grandchildren,
so you're talking about generations.
Yeah. That's a legacy.
I mean, there you go.
98.
Over 100 people.
Yeah, just shops.
Just shops.
Shops.
Just balls deep in shops.
Wow.
Maybe realizing my time, fuck.
When she was, when she was born
Women had just gotten the vote. Yeah, that gives you some old school
And they were showing they like the whole like collage of her when she was younger. God dog dying piece
Well, you know your mom's a dying piece. Yeah, your mom has is a beautiful woman
Mm-hmm. I like that picture you sent or I think you posted on Instagram
I post a cheekbones.
Dude, I posted a video
because my mom broke her legs, spiral fracture,
horrible, horrible injury.
Oh my God.
But I get then, you know,
she watches all the podcasts and stuff.
She's talking about Theo Leven,
and you know, she loves Theo,
and loves all you guys.
And then she's like, I go,
she goes, fill me in like,
we haven't talked, what's going on with touring.
And I was like, what do you mean?
I just start up next week mom big big touring up major cities
You know we go to Boston and Salt Lake and Calgary and all that and she's like oh, yeah, it's Mark Harley gonna be there
I'm like what she gets Mark Harley and be on my gaze on the road
You know does all this stuff for me. She goes oh, man. I'll tell you hold hold on hold on save that I'm gonna do a problem
I just let me get through the dates and you do your thing, right?
I didn't see it.
Yeah, and so I'm doing.
Oh, I thought it was just a picture.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, bring that up.
Good idea.
Get younger though, you little bit, right?
Bring that up.
And Denver, visiting my family, I'm here at my mama's house.
You guys should know your boy's sitting the road
after I leave my home.
Oh, this, I'm sorry.
I didn't tell you anything.
In Boston next week, next week. I said just don't get to my desk. I scroll through, I didn't watch this. That's what I my home. I don't tell anything in Boston next week next.
I said, just on the side.
I scroll through.
I didn't watch the box.
I got an account.
Then after that, October 13th to the 15th,
I'm in San Jose, come get some San Jose.
Then right after that, I am in Salt Lake City, Utah,
wise guys with my favorite.
Then I'm in the orange episode.
I'm sorry, in October in Calgary.
Calgary's the 12th, 7th and 28th come get some
Calgary fakeboy.com
Hey, hey, Brad, so is Mark Carly going to be there too?
I mean, yeah, Mark, he's on them.
Watch out, red by faceguards.
Oh my God, he is such a stud muffin.
Mark, I have a broken ankle right now, but if you were here and I didn't have this broken
ankle, I'd be jumping all over you boy.
Oh, you're my face. I'm ready. Oh boy
Can you glamor that's good way I'll be jumping all over you boy. I went well don't come boy
Yeah, markets. You just use all the women are you up?
Yeah, it's one of my demographics.
Gay guys, black women.
Gay guys, the women.
Yeah, black women like you.
They'll at least verbalize it.
That's the only demographic of women
who will stop me on the street or something.
Like gay dudes in black women are like,
you cute, but nobody else says it.
I love that.
But then a lot of women will go,
I just want to touch your hair.
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You look like you are the guy on the romance model,
that's what it is.
And my mom was looking and she's playing that.
My mom's showing a fuck.
Well, I want to be very frank with you.
There are women like my mother likes,
like she'd be like, look at how muscular women are drawn to that.
Yeah, so a lot of women are drawn to shoulders.
Shops seem to be repulsed?
I don't think, with you, it's not because your frame is big
and your tall.
How tall are you?
Let me get my hand on my pants.
Hold on.
But with Mark, there's no, either, he's women's vibe
and they're obsessed with them,
or they're like, ugh disgusting.
Like there's no middle ground with him.
Yeah.
And that's okay. He's either the hottest guy in the world, or they're just not,, disgusting. Like there's no middle ground with them. Yeah. And that's okay.
He's either the hottest guy in the world,
or they're just not, he's not the right guy.
I'm not the archetype.
I think every girl has archetypes like that.
I feel a certain, I'm divisive.
You have a certain look.
Yeah, you're divisive.
I don't know.
Is that, okay, so I think first of all,
they're drawn to your, they see the thighs.
The Zeke.
They see the thighs, they see the ass.
Is the nurses pants?
They said they go, that guy, they go,
that guy's got a pile driver for an ass.
He's got strong fucking legs.
Then they go up to the body and they go.
Well, no, they assume it's a big dick to go.
100% the thigh.
Deep voice, deep voice.
A lot of masculine.
He's packing heat.
Yep.
The big old Cretein dick.
Yep.
And so, yeah, you're a big Vava Vum.
You're a Vava Vum guy. March a lot. That so, yeah, you're a big vava boom. You're a vava boom guy.
It marks a lot.
It's a lot.
That's a lot.
And then when you talk to him like, Jesus, great.
It's just, it's great.
He's just, you know, he's a big hands or thick fingers.
He's entertaining, like just like a tidal wave of silver here.
And I'm okay.
Over the years, I've become okay with like, you're not going to be for everyone.
And that's okay.
For some people.
Nobody is the other people, right.
Nobody used to, maybe you take a fend,
like before it's like, oh, well,
I wonder whether this person doesn't like me.
And then it's like, well, look at how you behave and look.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of bigger, my mom was trying to fop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, listen, hey, mom.
Listen.
Oh, no, dude, before I went to a high school football game,
so Klopp is the tight ends coach.
And I think part offense coordinator for a rap ho high school.
So he was, we have a game Friday, you want to go,
you're not really.
And he was, please, god, I'm not like, let's do it.
So I went to hang out with his family.
He is two little girls right here, haven't seen forever.
I haven't been a high school football game in a hot second.
I got there and Klopp's, Francisco, what do you think?
Too many whites.
Too many whites.
There's gonna be no scholarships given to anybody on it.
That you're on slapping, but then there's one big black kid
on the other team.
And this dude fucking went off.
I mean, it was like, it's Plexigal Burst.
I mean, just jumping over these little
white dudes, touchdowns. He looked like he played for USC. Just dominating. You can kind
of see it by high school, right? But yeah, you can see it. And then Cops team, it's so it's
clops on the team right, played NFL for number of years, all big 12. He's the biggest freak I've
ever seen in person. You see him now. He's just like, what are you doing, dude? What's he doing?
Jack, nothing.
Just lifting weights.
Yeah, just doing, he's like,
ah, nothing crazy.
You gotta see him, Mark.
You'd freak out.
He's fucking jack.
He's on silence.
He looks exactly like Dan Campbell on steroids.
What's this?
But he's not.
Go cloth andstein.
Good luck to him.
Dude, I believe he's natural.
He's all natural.
I believe he.
Oh, dude.
But the natural, no, he's fast food. I believe he is. Oh, dude, he, but the natural, no he's, fast food.
He, you know, he told me he was dude,
you're gonna freak out.
And I thought he had like some cool info for me
about like, see you for a bunch of me,
that's dude, you like ice cream like, you know, kind of,
he was dude, you know what, doesn't spike your insulin.
He's like, cause so much fat in it.
So you didn't lay that night, right?
Or sometimes he goes, dude, I eat it, I eat tops.
And I'm, okay, it's fucking cool, right?
Yeah, guess.
It's an interesting, yeah, I love to look at that.
It's an interesting, yeah, I love to look at that.
He's 65.
Two 65.
And when I tell you, he's like,
he looks like the guy from the Incredibles.
He's got like eight abs, with the biggest fucking arm.
You can tell he's, yeah, he's got a lot of natural musculature,
his abdomen.
He's always did that way. He's the biggest freak. That's why when people go whatever steroids he is not.
No, he just looks like he has a jaggy I think frame to begin with. So he's math he's six
it. Yeah. And just like he was lean in high school and then put on weight. Yeah. And I remember
in college when I was like oh he's gonna go pretty high in the NFL draft.
We were playing U-TEP in some ball game
and he frickin' caught a touchdown.
Or yeah, he caught a like a seam round up the middle
and the guy guarding him was supposed to go in the first round
and he just fucking starched him.
He ran a four, low, like, he ran a four five seven
in the 40 at 260 pounds.
That's so fucking weird. Yeah, I'm looking at him stand next to you
Yeah, he's way bigger than Brennan. He makes you look really skinny. Oh, that's what my girl said my girl goes
I've never seen you look small she was next to clap like you look like me. Look at his legs look at his fucking legs
His legs and ass because he looks proportional to like you wouldn't look at him and think he's six six out of context
You like all that guy's the thing every like his thighs are big.
Is that giant guy there that guy with that?
That's Elliot Marshall.
Oh, that's Elliot.
Yeah.
No, he's just a freak.
And so he's doing this high school coaching.
Dude, the demand of that.
And you know, he's one of the rare success stories
that play professional sports and then parlayed into hugely
successful career in real estate.
He flips houses and does all that.
So he's crushing it with that.
So then he has two little girls, but then he loves football.
So then Tyler Brayton, he used to play with us.
He played in the NFL.
This is a coach of stuff.
Tyler Brayton, first round draft pick,
CU Buff, like all-star alumni,
first round draft pick for the Raiders.
Freak.
Freak, bigger freaking club.
Freak.
So he's the head coach, club cheer, fucking off in the corner. You have Alvin Barnett, who was, bigger freaking clock. Freak. So he's the head coach,
clobbs your fucking offense coordinator.
You have Alvin Barnett, who's the receiver at C.
So you have all these studs.
You know, you have all these freaking studs.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
But he, that's my thing with coaching.
Like my buddy Paul Creighton is a coach at Washington now.
I think he's a offense coordinator, some like that,
who is our roommate and have a bunch of college buddies
or coaches now. You wanna talk about hours, dude? You're 40 hours. They laugh at that
You mean the players are the coaches are laughing at that. There's no
There's no off time like you're doing in season. It's and this is for high school
You're saying for high school if you like up offense coroner head coach defense grid and up
It's like a nightmare dude. So like clubs like dude dude I've worked seven days a week like six am we I grow over the
on Sunday I had come in and grow over the game tape and come up the game plan for
the following week wow I'm psyched for and he didn't and he doesn't he elected
not to get paid he's like take the money and donate it and get on that he just
loves it I'm a god bless you man god bless you, that coach is not so as man. So the funeral was good because I've so many aunts and uncles who I've
not seen literally in 20 years.
Everybody looks different. Saw cousins I haven't seen since they were tiny.
And like my cousin Dalton when I saw him literally he was,
he was a cute little guy like Boston. Well that was probably 22 years ago.
He was a foreground man. Oh, I was like, who are you?
You think Dalton, like, holy shit.
He's all big and in shape.
You got the fuck you're Dalton, dude?
I'm like talking to like other,
my cousin's kids and shit.
It was interesting, man.
But you can take a little break from
the chat about this nonsense.
We're just a couple of black wears, dude.
Oh, you got a cool stain on your jeans.
Yeah, I just saw that I
Don't know
I'm a road dog. Yeah, you're a dog. You look like an asshole. It might be somebody rub their ass on somebody sat with an
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That's exactly what that looks like. It looks like a poop. It's a poop. It's a poop. I said hey, bro
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You know it's big, speaking of big,
I can't, Michael Kiesa came to my show.
Oh, and spoken.
He's from there.
Yeah, great guy.
Really good guy.
Great guy.
And, well, he walked in and he used to fight at 155. I know he fights at 70 now, but he went to 70
Yeah, every bit of six to and he was 205
And I'm like how the fuck did you suck down that kind of weight?
Savage to savage savage fucking savage such a good guy. He lost his last fight, but he was my
Such a good guy. He lost his last fight, but he was my
He was my dark horse to you know take over at 170 like a silly mantra once He's a savage dude just wrestling and fucking his grappling is ridiculous. Yeah, so he lost the
He even told me in high school. He was a middling wrestler. He was a JV wrestling and he had a wrestle for varsity
He wasn't good in high school. Yeah, and now, you know
Do you look you look at his wins, you know, you know magme dosanjos dear. Yeah, and now, you know. So you look at his wins, you know.
You know, Magne, Dossanjos, Deo Dossanches, Carl Conda, you know.
So he's fought the who's who.
So when you went back to Wellthaway, ripped off four, then he ran to Vicente Luke, got submitted,
then I actually had him beaten Vicente Luke.
And then Sean Brady, I don't know if you know about Sean Brady, but you should, Brian.
I know you don't, but he's a kid from Philly.
He's all tied it up, looks like a Helping Angel. This boy's grappling is
re-
Bring Sean Brady up because I've seen some highlights. You're not ready for it. No, I don't say seen highlights. That's fine. He's a freak. Yeah, that kid.
Never seen him in my life. Yeah, no, but you should you'll see him more because he's gonna be fight. He has big fights coming up.
He's undefeated. He's a he cracked the top 10. He's out of Philly.
Bro, there's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. Savage. Really? Who's he fighting next, Jen? They gave him
a big name. He's fighting the 70s. No, not Neil. No, not Neil. Neil's fighting Rodriguez.
70s. Oh, 70s fighting. He's 70. Yeah, well, that's right. That's who you see 280
Let's get fight for him. He's undefeated the these filly boys man. They're coming. They're some killers
Some killers man
Yeah, he's a savage constantly
Yeah, it's
Is that him? Not here.
You just been waiting.
He just needs the big fights.
And you know, well, I'm in a good fight for him.
Look at that.
Look at that tattoo on the back of the man.
That's a thick growth to the grave.
Jesus.
Live your dash.
Yeah.
Lord.
And it's that. It looks like a, like he's a biker game or dash. Yeah. And it's telling you look like a
like he's a biker game. Yeah, he just looks like you got me
have a fucking cheat on the back of your neck. You're doing
for destruction. That's another rule. If you see a
guy in a fucking bar, you don't want to fight him if he has a
cheat. When you look at ball all next to him and ball all
the badass, but when you're just like, is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was coming weight there. Yeah, so how's not I did a fruit
I go
That's all he said six one me. Oh, he had a set of 6. Okay. All right. Blossom fucking tough as the calm man.
What is his, what did he start with wrestling?
Was he an international kind of, yeah.
He's from where?
Chicago.
What's his national?
I think he's Arabic of some kind.
Palestinian.
Iranian?
I think he might be Palestinian or Palestinian.
Yeah.
Wow. Wow.
Amazing.
Yeah, but look out for Sean Brady. Yeah, give him your radar.
Get him on your radar now.
Really?
Savage, yeah.
Really interesting.
My niece is a nephysi wrestling for pictures at the funeral.
Do you want to do him front of grandma's urn?
How do you want to do this?
Do you want to wait till after?
Do you think that'd be better? Yeah, we can't smile. Can't wait to have a grand old time. Let's wait till after. Yeah, can we please wait after?
Yes. Can we please do that? Yeah. Yeah.
Let's wait till after. Yeah, you get a weekend in Spokane though. I love Spokane. I wanted to come in next weekend. It's fucking right back. I love it.
That's a great club. One of the best. Oh, man. They run a great show and I hear to come in next weekend. It's fucking right back. Right back action. I love it. That's a great club.
One of the best.
Oh man.
They run a great show here and I hear Tacoma's great too.
So.
I mean, not done Tacoma yet?
I have not because, you know, Seattle was always part of a live.
And now this is, but I've never done a half club now.
I know.
And this is what I have here.
Outside of Seattle.
Yeah. It's not a lot in to come out here.
It's nice though.
Yeah.
Spacans a little rough.
I'm not going to lie to you.
It's a little rough.
If you stay downtown it's rough.
You stay in Cordelaine huh?
Yes I get to, oh you see it.
Yeah I told you to stay in Cordelaine.
That's the move.
High Keep Who?
Yeah.
Went for a high keep who in my toe holds and...
Insanles.
Sure did.
Now here's the thing.
That's just like smart.
You want to change, I go, no I'm'm gonna hike in my toe holes because I live you know
I'm like I wear my toe holes. They go I know but it's up and I go ah fuck off I get on the trail and
I well there in my foot catches fire catches fire
We're in sandal catches so much smarter than that and I go ah
I kick my sandal off in a yellow jacket is
Just fucking deep.
And you know the, like so,
is there my yellow jacket on your big toe?
Yes, but not in my middle toe in the soft part,
in the soft region, right?
Where that's the mean part?
Yeah.
Well, where my toe, my digit meets my foot, yeah, I understand.
The yellow jacket's stinging there?
Oh, he's telling me real good.
And then, I'm like,
I'm a yellow jacket, who's talking about a wasp? Is that true? Is he yellow jacket? The one there. Oh, he's done me real good. And then you sure you'll check your retime out of was
Is that true? I was in yellow jacket the one with the abs in the hair. No, they so that's they've like the
Filly jacket. It's just a yellow jacket. It's not but then I was I was in a mess to yellow jacket
You see so they're all buzzing around and we fucking I had to run then I lost my thing my foot hurt
Yeah, there you go now Now that fucker right there.
He's here, though.
That fucker.
I was seeing something else.
Nope.
That guy hurt me.
My toe hurt for a kept hiking.
I almost, I couldn't.
It was so painful, I go, I'm gonna walk on it.
My foot hurt for six hours.
The getcha.
Six fucking hours.
The getcha.
Yes.
And it was kind of, this pulsing one on stage.
Yes, sir.
Yes, it was, sir. They don't stop, can't stop.
I tried to get the stinger out
because I couldn't find it.
I'm like, I'd fuck it.
Just like that's a myth, right?
Like, because it's pulsing and then,
but once it pulses all the venom, then you're good, right?
You keep walking.
Now, it is grizzly.
It's a fun part.
There are grizzlies.
Oh, yeah.
So I was like, you know.
Had on a swivel and you're in sandals, daddy.
I'm in sandals, boss.
So stupid. I don't mind'm in sandals. So stupid.
I don't mind hiking in sandals.
It's just stupid, right?
I know it's your business, but can you
match me hiking with a ball of tiger fig?
Yeah, you got it.
And it was like, what's the point?
That's the same thing, right?
Well, you know, my feet felt free though, Brendan.
And it's just not, it's not for that.
Yeah, they, what if you guys made a hiking sandal Now you're talking who has that
Like there's TV's who there's an actual sandal for hiking. There's TV's yeah, there if you make like a monster truck sandal
Those are for hiking yes, sir. No, I'm saying you make it like a stylish one.
I wait for those are all gay, right?
Like, you only see it in though.
Look at those.
Yeah, those aren't.
Look at those.
Those aren't sexy.
No, your pronouns are not him and he and if you're rocking those, right?
Those are.
Yeah, those are.
The pronouns are they then.
Those are.
You do have to have a copy of the Communist Man and Fest in your hand when you are hiking. No if you're wearing those
You're tucking your dick. You're tucking
Right they do come with a dick tuck. They come with it. You're just in structure on how to tuck your dick
It's gotten and they have a it's a soft rope. It's a soft rope
You don't they have hemp rope to keep you honest if you want if you want organic package
No, but when you buy those sandals are you like what's the tape for like for? Like, oh, then it comes, so you can tape your dick back.
Yeah.
It's all, all thank you.
Yeah.
And this waterproof too, so have fun.
Yep, and this is the ball press.
It's a ball press.
What does that work?
It presses your ball into your asshole.
And that way you can, you can hike properly.
But what if you guys made like a dope like stylish
like monster childhood?
I like the way you're thinking.
Like a meaty bottom.
A meaty bottom.
And some leather top. Call it meaty bottoms dude the meats they called the meat
You're hiking the meats. Yeah, I get the meats to hike dude mud yellow jacket whatever would be dope
No, now Daisy need what I get my beak wet on that
But these are a lot to thick boy meat
Come on dude. I say business on, dude. You can't just you're moving in on to hold right now. No, this is a
I mean, I'm a people to that. It's a collab like what sounds like it only benefits you
Yeah, but to come was yeah to come was great great club
Spill great great crowds most tickets. I've ever sold spoken. Yeah, you did
Great man. It's a big room too. Yeah, it's great. The green rooms adult. They have all the candy and arcades
All the green rooms are the same. I face time my kids. I was like it's such a good there's a candy
I ate a lot. I'm not a candy guy. I ate a shitload of candy
I don't mess with them. I don't I ate all the candy
sprees. I had to taste I would open a rollo
Then I eat a fucking tic-tac that I ate a twix twix are fucking good. They're great
Marked all the fucking candy so Jay's the candy, too. I don't touch it. Well dad's like no candy. Oh cool more for me
Yeah, well daddy's been daddy's been going heavy with my body builder, Nick Simmons, who's our body builder,
who did the nine.
120's for nine.
Yep.
And by the way, everybody who was like, Archon, they were doing incline, including you,
buddy.
You got to be, he was sitting straight up, doesn't matter.
He was on a shoulder press.
What were you on, Mark?
Well, everybody was doing this, Bob.
They were all doing the end client.
We can't have that.
And we can't have that.
No, it doesn't matter.
I was actually on a different seat.
So you're the one that I'm on ends here.
I mean, you can bring up a video of it, you know,
but like, bring up a video of the back.
It's only about the motion.
Let me see what you're doing.
Let me see it again.
OK, also, you can see mine from the side.
I'm not looking at his back.
Let's see.
Let's see.
For the fun, I look like this. You naturally, if the seat ends here, it's I'm not looking at his back. Let's see, let's see. For the fun, I look like this.
You naturally, if the C ends here,
it's like small when it's like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it can lean over.
Oh, it's a small in that straight up.
Yes, that's what it all,
Mark's doing shoulder press then.
Okay, I'm saying, he's saying the angle of my back is different.
If you're going on a bench that goes all the way up here,
it prevents your back from going back, but also again,
yeah, I'm gonna be defensive here because it is
Angles, he's got me he's got me doing the bodybuilder shit my appetite. Yeah, I'll eat all the food. Yeah, yeah, I don't realize when you go
Have you like that? I'll eat everything up. You'll eat it all getting
Bring it on if you want to see my
You can do that on my page end. Hey, B. You look exactly same though, yeah?
No, no, no, no. No matter what.
No, I'm wearing sweatshirt, keep things together.
You know that, you know that though.
You look you guys. You know what I mean though?
You look exactly the same.
There, right there.
There it is.
They were in fuel, Jim, in court of line,
a chessmith who is the manager.
Big boy, captain. We got Nick Simmons.
All right. Brennan, you said that you,
my list is not impressive.
You said you could do 120 pounds easy.
And I'm not a bodybuilder.
I'm just a guy who likes fitness.
So you should be able to outdo me easy.
So I'm gonna do this.
No, that's not true.
And let's see if you do a challenge on you.
I said there, my go, Brennan just give up fuck.
Brennan does not give up fuck.
He's not gonna see this.
I'm excited.
I look great, don't I? It so he pause it pause it say pause it I
Know you're gonna say no hold on hold on let me do
You know wrist bands
You got wrist straps on so don't count hold on don't count the first time he didn't and he only did nine
This is a second attempt and he goes my wrist gave out. Do you have any risk reps? Don't count. But he did. He did this nine times. Don't count. Don't matter.
Without risk band. Don't matter. I'm not interesting that. Ha ha ha. Now hold on. Don't count.
He did it without risk bands. No, I only see risk bands. That's a second attempt. No,
it does matter. He took two minutes. Don't matter. If you have risk bands, don't count.
I can show you. I'm saying that,
I don't know what level of athleticism,
athleticism is done,
but you know what I call a rattle?
No wristbands, no back belts, no that.
Well, he did this exactly.
It doesn't matter.
Without the amount of cash.
I don't see it.
Two minutes before.
I don't see it.
Come on, you got to believe you.
What?
I don't believe you.
You call me a liar?
100%. Dude. Yeah, sorry. That's an outrage. Yes. You can't just dismiss it. See it come on you got to believe you what I don't believe you call you call me a liar 100% dude
Yeah, sorry, that's an outrage. Yes, you can't just you can't just dismiss it like see murder this rant wristbands
Let me see it. Let me see him do it first. Heck. Yeah, some shoulders on them. He's got some he skips leg gay though, huh? No, no
Who's the guy going push it? Yeah push it good
Second attempt but he did nine before it couldn't get out
That was eight
Okay, we're in now go back go back to the other one No, there's my crazy. I mean marks a little bit
Oh no shoulder press ball
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no actually know I look at it. Why should I be impressed by my sub 90 degree angle? No, now that I look at it, it's one of the things.
That's an action.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, my walkie shoulder goes out.
I'm not here.
I see it.
I see what you're saying.
All I'm saying is I'm not trying to defend.
I will go back and do perfectly upright.
No, that's, I get it.
I get it.
The difference in implement, he has a higher back.
I like to have the flexibility in my upper back,
but that tends to make you lean back a little bit.
Okay. I also like doing behind the neck press because that you can't cheat.
You know like so again Nick's very strong dude. Yeah.
I'm proud of that lift. I'm not comparatively strong given how big I am but
I think I think the bench is his big thing. The behind the neck is so hard on my shoulders. Yeah
The buckle doesn't fit my chin
You guys were just having fun
Last goy wabbets. Yeah, I liked it there. I court of lanes fucking beautiful
Okay, but wait Brian. What did you do on the did you do shoulder press? How many yeah?
I'm never nothing like that. I'm not saying I'm just interested in how heavy I I went
Forty the last thing I did was just
Pretty good. Yeah, that's good. You know eight or something for your size. That's good
You know what I'm like I'm weak. I can't do anything
But I did like so when I was doing a bent over row with the with the where pulling it this way
So I did I think two
45 plus a 25
That's good. Seven times you can go heavy with like back. Yeah, I can seven times
Seven times. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can. Seven times. Seven times?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, but I'm not strong.
I'm fucking not strong.
You're good.
I push you for your age though.
I'm sure you're helping me.
You know, but I don't think I'm not built for strength.
I'm not, you know,
that's not your thing.
No, you guys are like, you're fucking weird strong.
Like that's some people just have that.
I'm not, I look stronger than I actually am.
Like people always assume I'm stronger than I have but like Brendan's more naturally
stride you see Bradley Martin holding that girl and she slipped and kicked him the face
I did how's I hope boy is it on his yes he's he's we only saw his on world
stuff yeah he's weird strong you know he's a girl slips and kicks him in the fucking
face yeah Bradley is very strong I'll also say he's like, girl slips and kicks him right in the fucking face. Yeah.
Bradley is very strong.
I'll also say he's been lifting consistently for a very long time.
So that's something like I would say, get Brendan trained for like a year at the bench
press doing that.
He's done some basketball like he's reaching for a shot.
This is not good.
Oh.
Damn, it's gonna hurt.
It messed up his face.
Did it?
You like had a what?
It lit.
Oh, that's gonna hurt your face.
So, yeah, people hitting me up right afterwards,
like that they were there, they're like things got real awkward.
Oh, that guy, that guy.
Oh, that guy.
That guy.
He just had two, right?
Almost like that.
That's a serious kick.
I mean, at least he's still got it done. Yeah, he's a beast. And that's a serious kick. I mean, at least he still got it done. Yeah, he's a beast.
Yeah.
And that's a risk.
It's some people said it was awkward after everyone thought.
Yeah, well, yeah, like he was like not happy apparently.
You know, it's like, yeah, if you just got like slap in the face
the 45.
I'd be laughing, man.
First of all, I'd be embarrassed.
Somebody is, is she okay?
Yeah.
But I guess they did it successfully before
turned the other way and then for some reason,
they turned it towards like, she was facing the other way which would
It's so impressive because to
Bench that which is if this was on the bar
It's not that much weight because she's probably 130 and 45 so it's like 200 pounds
but then just the
Dynamics of her moving and you do that. Yeah
And Angelina is really sweet, too. I know she's so nice. Yeah, she's so nice.
Oh, it's not her fault.
That's a dangerous move.
The reason we watch it is because it's...
I'm not saying it's her fart, but like,
she's the type of person she's like, feels bad about.
Is that drunk?
Look at how big drunk is her.
It's not drunk.
That can't younger.
Let's Steve go do it.
Who is that?
Oh my God.
Who is Steve?
He's one of the top bodybuilders.
Oh my God, he's a giant.
No, this is a YouTuber, but they took him off YouTube, man.
It's a Facebook.
Yeah, this is his name.
Oh, I'm sorry, I say.
Yeah, he's like one of the top YouTubers.
He thought it was ground cone.
I did.
Hmm.
I was cute.
That looks like ground cone. That looks like. They have similar faces, they do. Yeah. I was cute. That looks like
ground. They have similar faces. They
do. Yeah. And he wears like a
grogger. I wouldn't I think that
was.
5.6. That's only different.
Well, not that's the superimposed
head on a. Yeah, I was a
Photoshop. I think it was a
swap. It's pretty bad.
You know, they took him off of
he got kicked off.
Kizzi and his bio he put a betting site,
which is a friend bond.
They literally, he had like seven million subscribers,
he just took it from,
tell you he makes money.
He just took it from him.
So he has to have like petition.
Is Nate, I mean, his ender tape back on on YouTube?
Yeah.
I think he is, right?
I don't know. He's on rumble. I don't know if you had an official YouTube channel, that's the only thing YouTube. Yeah. I think he is, right? We can look, I don't know.
He's on rumble.
I don't know if you had an official YouTube channel,
that's the only thing YouTube people are.
So people are, correct.
And that was part of his hustlers university,
because here's access to this database of clips.
If you pay this much money a month,
you can license all the food that you want
and make your own videos to make a YouTube channel
and get your own money.
So you can find them all over, it's just. Yeah, I don't think you make a YouTube channel and get your own money. So you can find them all over it's just yeah I don't think he has a lot of channel. Yeah I don't think they're
allowing them back on me. That's why he went over to Rumble. It's his fam. Yeah. Facebook.
Rumble is gonna be a real competitor. They're the ring the bell at the Nasdaq on Friday
in New York. Yep. We had our boy Dave Rubin on yep early investor I think big time
I can't believe he they offered you and you just were like fucking yeah, I don't I didn't have the money
I never know either. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what he said
But it's a good book. Yeah, I don't think Andrew Tates back on YouTube
But he's he's doing a thing on rumble and he saw he's still over. He's one of those guys on a fine, he'll find us.
Yeah.
His demographic of finding him.
Yeah.
I'm not worried about him.
At all.
100%.
Yeah, man.
I sat next to what I think was a very wealthy man on the plane.
And assumed.
He talked about it.
I figured it out.
He was a big time donor and a fundraising guy.
He had a fundraiser for the Santas.
He's a church of modern space.
He's a church of modern space.
He's a church of modern space.
And like a Mormon, older man, very nice, really good fucking guy,
and smart as shit.
He tried recruiting you into the book.
No, he just, he broke down the book of Mormon.
That was very interesting.
I'd never had that broken down for me.
Sometimes nice when you have a flight
and it's a good conversation,
that makes the time go by fast.
Yup, he had a book he was reviewing called Atomic Habits
and he was talking about what he does.
I assume this is in first class.
Yeah.
He was like what he does for his first day.
His first day?
I mean, I'm sorry, what he does when he wakes up.
First thing in the morning.
And what do you say, pray to God?
Well, there's a whole bunch of stuff he does.
And, you know, it's just like some people are so buttoned down and they can do that, you
know, he's done his scripture.
He works out. Wrap our, he's studying scripture, he works out,
wrap our, he gets his green juice, it's the,
he's older, he's older and he looked great
and he was a fucking smart, great guy, really well read,
really interesting.
I was so tired, I was so fucking exhausted,
I couldn't, like he was talking about the Book of Mormon,
that was what I wanted to sleep.
Oh, he just started talking.
And you were asleep.
Well, I had a great conversation with him,
but then I just, after an hour, I was like,
I can't turn my head this much,
and I'm like, you're like, look, I don't have this.
I said it's asleep.
I don't have the energy, didn't he?
Yeah, but he was really impressive.
Did I start watching?
I didn't know it came out.
Oh, wait, I'll just go ahead and say.
So he's a member of the Republican National Party.
And he said he's in the minority,
but he doesn't think Trump's gonna run.
That's interesting. I was like, wow, interesting. Very interesting. So I was like, that's an interesting
inside scoop, you know, and then he didn't really go into it, but I was like, we've had other people
closer to the ties to Trump who told C.S. Yeah, if you remember, some big names. Yeah, you remember. Yes, yes, yes, who knows. I know. I bet he does. I bet he does.
I think it. Yeah. On the plane, I started, I didn't know this. I always try to either have a book
or download some shit and I went to Netflix and went and see what's on there. And there's
new Jeffrey Dahmer series on there. Oh, it's good, dude. Really? If you know the Jeffrey
Dahmer story, it's so fucking good. He was horrific, huh? He would show you pictures of what he had done
to his previous victims while you were tied up.
Not really. He didn't tie people up.
He might be this and this sound awful.
He might be the most impressive serial killer
because you only killed men.
Like everybody else, uh,
Game men. Yeah, but they were, they weren't like small dudes.
Like he wouldn't pick on you because you're small
or whatever. He only killed dudes.
You look at all the other serial killers.
They're going for like women.
We'll have to kill them.
Every other serial killer's going for like women
or people sleeping.
Now granted, Jeffrey would drug them.
So they're out of it and they'd kill them.
But he killed some without the drugs.
But he would just keep drugging people.
But even do weird things.
If you've gotten through it, he'd do some very good.
Oh no, I'm ball-steeping Jeffrey Dumber. Because he'd do some things if you got through it He'd do some better. Oh, no, I'm I'm I'm balls deep in Jeffrey Duhner
Cuz he'd do so, oh my god cuz he always want to he always wanted to watch
So funny. He always wanted to watch
The oh the exercise you want to watch the exercise really you make you watch the actress with them seriously?
Yeah, that's so yeah, he would really the holes in your head and stuff
He did a lot of weird shit. Well, he wanted, you know why?
Like, he wanted to create a zombie,
because he wanted to, his whole thing was,
so, and they don't think it's his child,
his upbringing, you know, a lot of them think it,
his relationship, like his family was good,
but he said himself, his own words was,
I was just born different.
I was always different.
I've always felt this way.
It's not my parent.
No.
So his mom and dad got divorced when he was like 16.
And then his mom just left them when he was 18.
Just dipped out.
So he lived in the house by himself.
That's where he killed his first victim.
But he was 18.
His mom just shook off.
He just always felt different.
She probably was like, yes, people pick up on that shit.
Yeah, and she had another family, another kid.
She moved on.
And then he, he was just an odd ball man, just never fit in.
So he was trying to create a zombie person.
That's why he drew in the head
and put hot water in there.
Because he wanted to create a zombie-like person.
Because he would get really angry
when people would leave him.
Like whenever people would leave him,
he'd freak the fuck out, and that's when he'd kill him.
And he thought by killing him, they would stick around.
Like one guy killed and then burnt all his like bones
and smashed him up and then put all the ashes
of the bones around the house.
He's like, I just want to feel him.
Like he's with me all the time.
That's why he started eating him.
He started eating people because he thought
that would make him feel like they're with him.
Like he just had this whore, like he hated that people.
Like fucking.
Like he would freak out if they'd like go to work.
Like he would hook up with these gay dudes and then they'd wake up freak out if they'd like go to work like you'd hook up with these gay dudes
And then they'd wake up more like I got to go to work
You like what the fuck but it's Tuesday dude. I gotta work. He'd kill
Mm-hmm and when they caught him he's like you need to kill me like I said you have no idea how bad
Yeah, he was like I'm not in he was like in the snow care like you got to kill me
There's the bummer and the more they touch on a little bit in the series,
but the Milwaukee police, they had so many opportunities
to stop him.
And like the neighbor called several times,
like dude, I'm telling this guy's dead bodies in the house,
they just ignored her.
The young kid who was 14, his youngest victim was 14.
He, he, he got away and was on the streets.
The cops grabbed him, put him back when Jeffrey Dahmer's arms and the neighbor and streets. The cops grabbed them,
put them back when Jeffrey Dahmer's arms
and the neighbor and her kids were like,
no, that's a child.
He's clearly not all there.
You know, like this guy and Jeffrey Dahmer
so charming, he's like,
it's my boyfriend, going to my apartment,
I have pictures of me, him together.
He just got, he drank too much and cops are like,
yeah, you're good, go with him.
Like, there's so many opportunities.
Stop them.
He killed that kid.
Oh, he's the one he drew on this head.
And then also, what's crazy about that is he, Jeffrey
Domo went to prison or jail before that, because that kid,
he molested his cousin who was 18 years prior.
So he did, he did like a stint in jail because he molested
the kid.
They, and his first murder, he's driving down the road drunk,
going back and forth, cop pulling over. He has driving down the road drunk going back and forth cop pulling over
He has a dead body and it's back to seat
But then he cut it up so it's in trash bags and the cop was like what is that?
And he's like go it's leaves. I can't sleep so I decided to break up all the leaves and cop is like that makes sense
Have a good day. Go ahead
Fuck man. It is nuts. Fuck
They had so many opportunities to stop and they should never did
Yeah, you did because you don't think as a cop,
you're dealing with one of the great monsters.
You're not dealing with a cannibal.
When I look at the average guy,
I'm not thinking this person eats people, right?
I mean, but still, you gotta be on it a little bit
like enough warnings.
And then also you stay with his grandma
and put this where he killed like eight dudes
in the basement and they would store the bodies.
So the human carcass smells like, the one that we're smells in the basement and they would store the bodies. So, you know, the human carcass smells like shh.
One of the worst smells in the world.
We're literally wired to be like, we hate that smell.
Yes, dead corpse as you were.
So that's when the cops smell, like the cops were asking them like, the smell of the dead
bodies in your apartment, like they had complaints for years that they smelled so bad from neighbors.
And he was, he's so fucking crazy.
He didn't, the smell, he didn't repulse him.
He was like, oh, I don't, I don't smell anything.
He was like, you don't smell those dead bodies.
Yeah, that's a guy with something missing.
You know, there are people like I've had,
Rogan's really good at picking out something off
on person, like he's really good at going,
I don't wanna be around that guy.
He's all, I've never seen him be wrong at the end of the day.
I mean, sometimes maybe, you know, but, but but I had I knew a girl who could do that who was
she could just fucking be in a bar. I mean we were in a bar and we had like our bags and this girl
goes I don't like that guy and I go what do you mean she goes that guy right there at the bar.
I don't like the way that guy's looking over here And I go
Well, you're a fucking crazy person and you're but she just had the radar for she just had the radar and you try to steal some of these purse
And he was with a girl and he was a regular looking guy good looking guy actually and she just picked up on the way
He was standing but Jeffrey done it. He got kicked out of the bathhouse
He got kicked out of the bars because he got known to be the guy that drugged everybody
So he drugged people and one guy OD but they saved them so they kicked him out all these bars man
Did I ever tell you and go in there?
I ever tell you this so I tried to write a TV show about
There was a brothel in New and Venice
It was it was there. We give you a rub and tug you know one of those things and I knew I
One of the girls was a fan of the show I did.
So I said, I want to write a show about your, I want to write a show about you, this, this
fucking, this rub club.
Yeah, you don't have to do some in person experiment or, yeah.
But this girl could, this, these women had such fucking radar.
First of all, they knew that if that if that there were a target to be robbed because
they couldn't go to the cops. Okay, so if anybody found out that what this house was, they were going to get robbed.
They were way more afraid of that than the cops. Secondly, you always attract freaks. And so, so back then,
you would put an ad in the paper, okay?
And she would see an ad of a girl
who had a choker collar on kneeling, looking up.
And if she knew that girl, she'd go,
take that fucking picture down now.
Is that a track to crazy?
No, it tracks dangerous men.
Yes, because now you're gonna end dominant.
Yeah, because she's a dangerous man.
Take the picture this way.
And guys who like that picture, that's,
so then, then they'd see a guy come in
and they could, they would, what would they do?
Immediately hug him.
And then a girl would come behind and hug him from behind.
Like, hi, and they give him a big hug from behind.
Why were they doing that?
Because they were checking with their body to see
how he hit. He had a weapon on his body. If he did, they had a whole system where they
would go, hold on. And they would walk him out, push him out, lock the door behind them,
and say, we have to just make a, you came a little early and they'd have a thing and
then they'd keep in there and call somebody a guy who was like a guy. Yeah, but there
was a whole system. They make sure they're safe.
She said she could tell by the temperature of someone's skin,
she could tell by the way they,
whether their arms were moving when they walked
so they would watch you walk up,
they could see how you walked up.
Well, they have to develop those senses
because they're dealing with the darkest people.
And you can see, when you do that for a living,
you can, if you're smart, the way my friend was,
you can pick up on fucking crazy
motherfuckers. If they're walking and their arms aren't moving,
if their body stiff, which is, they would see that,
they'd see a guy walking with his arms like this.
They're like, that fucking dude's not coming in here.
He's got his way too rigid in his body.
Something's up. He's not connected.
Yeah, because if you know you're going in for a good time,
Charlie, you know me all stiff. Yeah, they can pick up. He's not connected. Yeah, because if you know you're going in for a good time, Charlie, you're not me all stiff.
Yeah, they can pick up our cops.
I bet.
All that kind of stuff.
All that kind of stuff.
But they had all these safety.
They would have to have those senses, though,
to fucking survive in that case.
That's like those serial killer profilers
who can look at a crime scene and go,
this guy had a stutter.
What? He was in his 30s, guy had a stutter. What? No.
He was in his 30s, he had a stutter.
It's the blinest.
Yeah, no, it's just, you give yourself away.
You give yourself away.
There are so many behavioral traits that, you know,
that you do.
So did you ever write the show on the right?
I did.
I've written a lot of TV shows, none of which got made because at the end of the day,
I'm a really good stand-up comic. I'm not a good writer. I said it. You know why? It's really hard
to be a really good writer. Yeah. A lot of good writers. Slugged writers have to never get
to pick them. Yeah. It is a hustle. And it's all they do, too. A great screenplay. I think is as hard as Building the most intricate fucking tower
That shit is like structurally
Yeah, throw it around
Have a little cold to you. Yeah, you got a little bit cold
Cut it from you. No, I don't know. You had it last time
Mum five you will sick. Oh
We all do this Brendan
Oh, we all do this, Brendan. We all do this, you know.
But me and the eye, you don't think you got it from traveling.
How many people do you see?
Not on the slide to be admit we're second,
but how many people do you see?
This is the cold going around.
You had it.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I hate it.
I'm like, I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.
You should throw it, problem.
No, I'm.
Oh, Daddy's diario went away finally. I thought I was going to ship my grandma's funeral, man. Oh, I'm. Oh, Daddy's diario, why don't we finally,
I thought I was gonna ship my grandma's funeral, man.
Oh, I didn't know you had diario.
Oh, I was just guzzling, pepped up.
Just guzzling.
What was that from?
Food truck, seafood food truck.
That's a problem.
Doni, ah, he tuned from a food truck, less than learned.
You don't wanna do that?
Oh, man, my ass was raw.
God, God, it was exhausting.
Really? And once it's go time, it's, you know, it's not raw. God is exhausting. Really?
And once it's go time, it's, yeah, it's not up to you, man.
It ain't up to you.
Them the rules.
It ain't up to you.
It ain't up to you.
When it's time to go, I was like, man,
tell my guy, I'm gonna go find me
and get through this funeral, I'll shit my pants.
God damn.
I did though, shout out to Pethra Bismill.
You ever destroy an airplane bathroom?
Just be like, hey, every time., hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,. You'll see. And I was like, oh, he's on the screen. Sorry about that. But they don't think.
Yeah.
Sorry, I destroyed the bathroom.
Oh, dude, I was at the Lafactor on Saturday night.
And I just had to take a piss and I went to the bathroom.
Somebody destroyed that bathroom.
I go in and I take a piss, I'm holding my nose.
Pee.
Oh, like, I was just this bombshell, went in.
And I was like, who ever did that was before me. Yeah, it's right. Mm-hmm
Yeah, I'm like oh she and I'm big and I was like sweating like how she thinks it's me
I know she thinks it's I hate that so much was like I swear it wasn't me
I want to be careful and tell me that you don't think it's me. I want to take your hand
But Kate really I want you to tell me that you don't think you know, I didn't do that
You know, I just told you the story. Yeah.
Dude somebody destroyed that thing.
Yeah.
It's frustrating.
My friend who couldn't buy,
I've never forget this me and my buddy talking to this girl.
She was like, I can't find a fucking good guy.
She was just like this narrow.
I can't find a guy.
She was fucking bullshit.
I got to go shit like you can't do that.
I'm like, my buddy goes, well there it is.
Well, Jan, I wonder why you can't find a guy.
It's like, fuck you.
No, no, no, I'm out too.
Yeah, I don't, I don't want to hear about that.
No, I'm out, I'm out.
Yeah.
Mark went back home this weekend.
Yes, I did.
You did?
So, Mama, you saw everybody?
Yep, I drove basically 24 hour turnaround.
I drove at a hundred miles an hour at 3 a.m.
Saturday night and came back this morning,
so I came straight from Newark, California.
I'll follow you.
I'll follow you.
400 miles.
So try to do that.
So you do about five hours?
Yeah.
Wow.
Not terrible.
No, it's actually really nice in the middle of the night.
And I listened to that book Blitz on the way here.
What is it called?
It's called Blitzed.
It's all about methamphetamines of the night.
The Nazis, they can't figure out how they'd like travel
through the night and like not sleeping.
They realized they're on the toilet.
I'm listening to you.
I didn't realize it was like in society first,
like you could just go and get methamphetamines
at the store like pez.
They didn't know.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, they're like, you know, just like anything.
Yeah.
I'm listening to fucking Shantaram, which is a novel.
I haven't listened to it.
I haven't read a novel for so long,
but you gotta read novel.
What's it about?
You're listening to a true story about a guy who did,
he got, he lost custody of his daughter
and his wife leaves him.
Big guy.
And he fucking, he breaks out of an Australian prison.
It gets 20 years for armed robbery, 20 years
because he got into drugs, breaks out and goes
and just like as a fugitive under a fake name,
goes to Bombay to India.
And if you know anything about Bombay,
you might want to bring up Ariel images of Bombay.
The fucking, he becomes a smuggler, he becomes a criminal there.
He finds the criminal element in Bombay and that is where like everything is that's where
all the Afganese all that everybody everybody converges into Mumbai Bombay
and it is God it's a city if there was ever a city that that would be worn out
it is so crowded with miles of shanty towns, miles of shanty.
Yeah, the peaks we're getting, it looks pretty lit.
No, that's not, that's terrible.
Go to Bombay, Arrow view, please.
That's what he did, it looked nice there.
Yeah, well, it looked really cool.
Bombay, I would put in Bombay slums.
Yeah.
Or move by the ice.
They're right there, go to the last one, yeah, right there.
Last one? Yeah, that, or move right there right there. Go to the last one. Yeah, right there. Last one, the first one.
Yeah, right there.
Now you see all that?
That's all makeshift housing.
Those are the slums of Bombay.
Yeah.
And pass that on.
Like fucking New York.
Yeah, it's a huge city.
I mean, you know, and there's obviously great parts of it.
It's a place if you know how to navigate is, you know, is got its own magic.
So hot.
You know, so many people don't have running water.
I mean, it's, it's, I don't know how to describe it.
It's the third world country, yeah.
Yeah, but India is becoming a powerhouse in so many fucking ways.
I mean, amazing, but at the same time, they have come through some crazy shit. They weren't able to feed their population in the 70s and 80s.
It's good book though.
Oh man.
It's such a common book.
You're listening to it.
Yeah.
He wrote it.
In jail, they destroyed the end of the script.
Is he doing the voiceover?
No.
I hate that.
The actor's amazing.
I don't like that.
No, the acting.
You have to have something really knows how to do the accent. It's better when flit natural. This one, this one, this is what it's amazing. I don't like that. No, the acting. You have to have someone who really knows how to do the acts.
It's better when fluttenant.
This one, this one, this is what you got right.
Shantaram.
You would, you probably get obsessed with it.
I would recommend it.
It's one of the best books.
Anybody who reads a lot, like kind of just kind of goes,
they go, oh yeah, I really love it.
Yeah, that's like, it's like the, it's an all-star.
It's an epic novel.
Fuck you. What do you got, buddy?
All right, thank you to the Tfakke army
because we found that post.
This is last theodoro's last message.
We did, we did, we did, you know, my memory was,
it was his face with the words on it.
So when I saw just this, I thought it was something else,
but anyways, we found it. I'd like the memory on it. So when I saw just this, I thought it was something else, but it was without it.
I'd like the memory of me to be a happy one.
I'd like to leave an after-growth of smiles
when the day is done.
I'd like to leave an echo with spring softly down the ways
of happy times and laughing times and bright and sunny days.
I'd like the tears of those who grieve to drive
before the sun, of happy memories that I leave behind
when the day is done.
That is such a shame.
Yeah, man.
He wrote that?
Jesus Christ.
Fuck.
Yeah.
It really sucks.
See, he found the post of Jesus Christ.
Thank goodness.
It's funny. It was nowhere else though.
It's just like right here.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm surprised I'm posting on his wall.
Yeah.
Is this donkey?
Yes, this has to be the one, right?
It's his donkey revenge.
Did the fan say anything to you?
No, I found this one.
You just kicking the donkey for no reason
and trying to ride it and punch it?
Yeah.
Why is he punched?
Oh, now because it's a bite name.
But then.
Good.
You're kicking that donkey in the fucking face, dude.
Yeah, what a douchebag.
That donkey's like, what the hell are you doing?
I just slapped him, too.
What the f-
He's trying to break its spirit.
I don't know if that's how you do it. No, he's an asshole
He's a piece of shit
Or donkey I can't wait for the donkey to get back at him. I'd be so nice that donkey
Why's the music so intense? I know, I don't like the music.
That piece of shit.
God, he's come on, don't be in the shit.
I can't do it.
Because he wants to ride,
and he thinks that's the way you break it.
Finally that donkey got his ass.
Yes, donkey.
Donkey.
Step on him.
Good, donkey.
He's had the donkey screamer or somebody else screamer. It's probably somebody else screamer. No, that's him screamer. We got the ground and see his face somebody else screaming it's probably somebody else that's him screaming we got the
ground and see his face I hope it's him that's screaming yeah it is she's a shit
god poor guy poor guy man yeah good thing is probably didn't hurt the donkey
hits like a fucking day I came up good have you guys seen this one yet this is a
Canadian schoolteacher that turned trans about a year ago and this is how she
now identifies as this person with those gigantic overly sized prosthetic.
She can just wear those tits.
This person is mostly prosthetic.
No prosthetics.
But this is a mentally disturbed person there.
And then she's allowed to teach.
She's protected, be.
Yeah, and the school board is protecting her right now because this is who she identifies as.
I mean, okay.
And all the parents just be cool with it.
And then in America, they wanna fire teachers
that do only fans.
But then if you're doing this, it's a thing.
Once work gets off crazy.
So these are, is it, is it?
Yeah, they're fictitious.
And they're transgender?
Giant nipples.
Oh.
Is it transgender too?
It says trans, but I don't know if she had surgery or not.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, I don't know what to say.
Just mentally ill, like you wouldn't want her
teaching your kids.
No, that's not.
That has nothing to do with trans.
That looks like a mentally ill person.
Yeah, yep.
Also, like, why are you doing that?
Who's it for?
What attention do you want?
What, so I don't like great she teaches,
but you just wanna get these big tits out in front of the kids?
I think it's prosthetic, it's fake tits.
Yeah, no, I'm just talking.
She didn't get those done, did she?
No, no, she's wearing it.
That's what makes it even worse.
Yeah, she's a same part of her body.
I wonder if she's doing it as an experiment.
What is she protesting it?
I wonder if she's actually mocking, like she might be going really, okay, I'm gonna do this.
Let's see what you guys do now.
That looks like somebody who's trying to say,
we've gotten, we've got a lot.
But then this is actually someone who identifies as trans.
So.
Yeah, but that's what you would say.
So it says this kid, the kids,
they're most definitely don't think it's normal,
but realistically, what can we say?
I don't think you'll school can fire the teacher's
identified as a man last year.
So he's just like, this is how I dress.
Would you be distracted by the prosthetics?
Well, I think this person's trying to make a point.
That's what I think.
I don't think so, but I think you're giving it to him.
You think there are performance artists?
Essentially?
I think.
Why would the teach, why would the,
even if you're trying to make a point,
the school board wouldn't put up with that.
The reason she's allowed to get through it,
they think it's okay.
Can I tell you something that relates to this?
Will Franken is a brilliant comic who's in the UK
and for a year he dressed up as Sarah Franken,
or he said I'm transitioning.
I think I'm Roman.
Did he?
Will Franken?
I think so, yeah.
I know he was on Marin. I don't know if I've seen, I don't think I think will Franken. I think so, yeah. I know he was on Marin.
I don't know if I've seen,
I don't think I've seen the rug and I've said,
but he, and then just like, he did it.
He never acknowledged that it was a troll job,
but like he,
does it have any pictures?
If you look at Will Franken, comedian,
but he's like a brilliant satirist.
Franken, not Franklin. Franken, yeah. He's a brilliant satirist. And- Frank and not Franklin.
Frank, yeah.
He's a brilliant satirist from the Bay Area,
who I knew back from living there.
And he, he did it and he did interviews with it
where he played it totally straight face
and people loved it.
Oh, this guy's great.
And then just drops it and goes,
that's not me anymore.
I didn't say anything.
And no one can do shit.
So to that point, it's like he was exposing, exposing and he's done like I think that's what I might skeptical hit got eyes with that teacher
That teachers up to something. I don't think so the school board will allow it
Well, but the school board can't do anything do anything because it's a very touchy subject
So what I think they're doing is going over the time. Yeah, I think that's what happens with it
Yeah, I mean, that's it. You're either completely crazy or you're doing is going over the time. Yeah, I think that's what happens with it. Yeah, I mean, that's to your either completely crazy
or you're doing it to tell the school
of what mother.
The issue too is, I guess apparently she's a really good teacher
and call the kids love the class too.
So she get teacher doing her job.
Yeah, interesting.
It's just a little distracting.
I think I'm telling I'd be furious.
I saw the way she was looking at the camera
and I just see sanity in those eyes
I'm like there's something there's a wink in the nod
Yeah, a wink and a nod. It's a little too big the nipples are the the biggest problem
That's in the top like you know what you're doing. Yeah, you guys turned on. I was a little turn on a little bit
A little bit of time, but that's that to me is clearly something going on
I bet you that that person has a amazing sense of humor
And the makeup's not bad either. I was looking at that going, okay. All right, not, you know,
it's not a crazy person putting on makeup, but somebody who knows what looks good.
It's insane. Oh, just insane.
But this is what you get, and you're going to get people, you're going to get
mischievous makers, you're going to get people, let's start.
I don't get that out of the way think I do I think we're gonna find that
making note of that uh oh this is just in run post of this I guess this
driver is really amazing at driving reverse while this elephant's chasing oh
yeah
going backwards backwards
oh shit you can't stop Are he's nice with it?
I'm gonna fast that fire.
And calm.
He's just staring at the rear view.
All right.
Yeah, I think you stopped.
Everybody's gonna get fucked.
Well, it'll turn the Jeep over.
Finally, the healthy.
Yeah, it'll turn the Jeep over.
Yeah, that's what I'm just scared away. That guy's so scared. He's like, what the? Yep. in the G-Pover. Didn't that just scare him away?
That guy's so scared, he's like, what the?
Hey, you guys wanted to fucking safari, man.
I was a whole group of people.
Yeah, it's a whole safari.
That's what you want to safari.
You don't want just the normal animal bullshit.
You want a little excitement.
A lion jumps in, take somebody.
Yeah.
I saw this on Sports Center and I thought it was pretty cool.
So you're supposed to go run across that log and grab the flag at the very end of it
Music it's yeah, so it is slick, but oh
Oh, that looks so hard. Wow switch if that logs. Oh, oh
Oh, the logs wet. Oh
Oh, so still, ooh, there's the little oaks wet. Oh, now, now, oh, see, can't go backward, no.
Yeah, no.
Oh, see, now, keep going, keep going.
Oh, no, he's not.
Oh, oh, oh, nobody gets itching.
Oh, no one, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, being sarcastic, but so Peta is saying that they should stop.
If you're a wife or a girlfriend, you should hold sex if your husband or boyfriend continues
to eat meat.
I know, but what I do about people who don't eat red meat a lot of times who look that
white and that unhealthy.
That's a vampire.
Just curious.
You want to hear a string blood?
She's Dr. Carrie Bennett from Peta.
And she's...
Oh, she has all the teeth, right? She's looking blood. She's Dr. Carey Bennett from PETA. And she's...
I'm going to be experts at this because of fascinating study
that looked at this.
Oh, she has all the teeth, right?
Between men and women's diets.
And yes, men did have a 40% higher carbon footprint
because they're mostly eating a lot more meat than women.
I mean, we should be looking at this
and it actually has significant implications.
It isn't just PETA saying that people should eat less meat and go vegan, it's the
United Nations. Oh my god, you know, Nations.
It's going to help the climate and it will also stop
deeper station, pandemic's pollution and a whole whole whole whole.
Pandemic, so it's going to stop pandemic, do you stop being meat right here?
She's an expert. She's an expert also single right?
So that's why she's like boycott the man in the
He has been she looks she looks single and there's seven cats in the back
There's seven cats you have all the teeth.
Like
Oh, do you remember this guy?
Yeah, I love Billy Gardell.
Billy Gardell he lost a ton of weight.
So that's him with the Billy's great.
Billy's a guy man.
Yeah, he's on that show.
Um, Mike and Molly.
He looks fantastic. Yeah, dude. He looks completely different now
You man you look awesome. Thank you brother. I went from a young Jackie Gleason to an old Paul Newman
He's but yeah, just a fucking great dude and he does look amazing. I love it. He's hilarious
That dude is a legit monster. Oh my god. I
hilarious the whole legit monster oh my god
I
did the sannos am probably with him I don't know 12 13 years ago and I had
Oh, I think crushed it. He's one of the greats to he's Billy Gardell is a fucking monster
But you were headlining and then you feature no we were we were on a tour and I can't remember the circumstances
But I remember watching him going oh my lord. I got to follow this guy
You just question dick monster monster I can't remember the circumstances, but I remember Washington going, oh my lord, I gotta follow this guy.
I had a dick.
Monster, monster.
I mean, he's just so special.
Just dope he lost all that weight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Mark, what do we got here?
So Aaron Rodgers, I guess he's being a little bit coy
about what exactly he saw,
but he blames the recent victory over the bucks on the
jumbo tron so the interview mafter words and they said they showed it on the
previous play too if you if you it was a delay on both plays sometimes you see
things in the game sometimes the jumbo tron shows things they probably shouldn't
show even at home I saw something and just passed on the one who was you know
Bosch about his interview look at the hair sticking out that he looks insane saw something and just passed on me. I wonder what it was. You know what Bosnibout is interviewing?
Look at the hair sticking out that he looks insane
cause his hair's just long hair
and it's sticking just like a bird out the side.
We watch out.
He was, can you tell me, I saw a clip he said,
I'm too fucking, I'm working with children.
I'm too old and I'm working with children.
He's eating and he looks drunk.
Did you see that clip?
No.
At a press conference.
No. It was crazy. You'll see it. I was like, huh? No. At a press conference? No.
It was crazy.
You got it, you'll see it.
I was like, huh?
It was like on hand.
I'm too fucking young.
I'm too fucking old.
I'm working with fucking children.
It's eating.
I don't know.
It was so weird.
They're probably going after them.
They do.
The left goes after them.
One place clip.
We'll quick.
Yeah.
You come all the way down and talk to Matt.
He's here, Dr. Matt.
He's here.
He's here. He's here. Final drive with a defense on what was going through you
during the two point conversions,
especially after you saw the fact that they took
the five yard penalty.
Well, they showed it on the previous play too.
It was a delay on both plays.
But sometimes you see things in the game.
Sometimes the jumbo trunks shows things they probably shouldn't
show even at home.
I saw something and just passed on the bar still says they're not just got the
bucks jumbo trung I fired.
I wonder what that was.
What would that be?
I don't know.
Would that be a nation?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm too old and what else?
What's that?
You said the clips are air riders.
I'm too old and they're I'm working with kids
You okay, right?
Yeah, what's going on? Hey, man? I'm looking with kids watch this. I was trying to find what it was
No, I keep gone
It's a clip here. I'm getting on
I'm getting on
Anyways, would you see that be ticked out some shit? Yeah, just shorts
All right, so yeah, yeah great guy
This one here Mark no, yeah
But it's not what you think if you're just looking at the headline so basically this kid
called in a fake domestic violence call,
then points an airsoft rifle at the cops.
He was shot that I've repeatedly called not only to get police to his family's home,
claiming that his father was drunk
and beating his mother and him.
This nothing was going on like that.
Yeah.
And-
Can you try to commit suicide?
Yeah, death by cop here?
Potentially, yeah.
Because he's, and it's not even like a colored rifle
or whatever gave any indication.
So he is pointing this thing at him.
Oh, I'm hearing that fuck out of him.
So he was intentionally trying to get shot.
Oh, that's so fucking awful.
That poor kid.
That poor kid. That poor kid.
See what the promise says, you know,
officer, Faley shoots, tanger with airsoft guns, like, yes.
But the kid was trying to die by cop and hold the gun at the cops.
Yeah, I thought it was an initial headline given, like, that's not the story.
That feel bad for those cops, I feel bad for that kid.
The family, too, it's terrible.
The terrible current event. Here's a video shows, I can't the family to it's terrible terrible kind of that
Here's a video shows us man. She's right. They'll be more fun after this
So this guy comes in after Putin and that's the main story that I wanted you guys to talk about was
You know Putin's drafting people so this guy's like oh, yeah, and he comes in and shoots the draft officer with a shotgun Oh, yeah, these these he's forcing them to, and there's all these protests now.
Nobody wants to fight for the war.
You're gonna die.
Yeah.
What can I see that?
What was that?
So if you go to the very beginning and the upper,
what if this is the answer?
Like he's in there.
You're killing us with these, huh?
I know.
It'll be fun after this, I promise.
Oh, I don't like this.
So just the top left.
Yeah, that was it.
He is shooting anybody else, right?
Just the drafting officer.
Would you guys have gone attack on anything, Brian?
No, he has a shotgun.
I don't know what I would do.
Was there, did you have a shotgun?
Would you go like this?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Is that shotgun?
That you have to be tough with a shotgun.
That's a tough one.
Unless you're so close to him.
Would you have good lateral movement.
I could chuck and jive zigzag.
Well, that's a shotgun spray.
He's gonna spend time in a Russian prison,
my guess is that's not great.
Yeah, there's all those protests.
All right, you remember the first protest, too?
All right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,. Yep. Do you have that one guy?
It's murder Monday murder.
Hold on, do you have that one guy?
Yes, I do chin as a video, right?
Hold on, is it the guy that, oh, not this,
the guy that met the guy grinder and he's a hairdresser,
and then he killed him, hung him upside down,
and ate his dick.
What the fuck?
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You just put the same thing as it's going on right now somewhere in the go this guy's picture though. Oh
No, he looks like look at him. Oh well, yeah, it's Rob zombie
Yeah
But wait, which one is which I
But wait, which one is which? I think that's the last to be this cast.
Are you not gonna go pee?
But that's a good question.
Are you serious Mark?
You said it was a hairdresser, so I'm going to get out of the
hairdresser.
Oh, you killed the hairdresser.
Yeah, I think it was hairdresser ain't doing this stuff.
This guy did this stuff.
Where's Brian going?
All right.
You're taking a break.
Oh.
All these are good.
I'm just seeing.
Yeah.
Oh, Don, let me get some of his fantastic.
Yeah, let's
what so this raven one is really fun this guy trained this raven like how smart is this raven
well there's so smart he's giving him verbal commands to go get stuff Да и Латму. Смарый смах, и я не знаю. Сумир, смах. Покажи средний память.
Гоша, не си перчатку на дерево.
Перчатка застряла на дерево.
Достань, пожалуйста.
Я думаю, что с тобой вон вон.
Это был хороший пирог, а мы уже вонимы.
Это так смах.
Давай, давай.
Давай, давай, перчатку. Д мне. Коман, я не могу.
Я не могу, я не могу, я не могу, я не могу, я не могу.
Что ты думаешь?
Я не знаю, но я не знаю.
Давай, давай, давай.
Реви, Ревин, maybe.
Ну, я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене.
Я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене.
Я лучше, чтобы я уже в трене.
Это очень интеллоджент.
Это очень сложно.
Это очень сложно.
Это очень сложно.
Это очень сложно.
Это очень сложно.
Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Это очень сложно. Yep, that's cool man. Oh They're they think they're smart as dolphins for real
They're called up to see the way they hunt to so they use tools. They'll they'll take it. Oh, yeah, they take rocks open up
Shit, yep, they'll take out the bait small animals in they take they take nuts and they can't crack them
So they let cars run over them. Yeah, the bait animals in and stuff that like you like put their food with the
and the baked animals in and stuff that like put their food where they they fake hide their food. Yeah, yeah, they're making fake profiles on Tinder. Oh yeah,
did they troll people? Yeah, they can't see it on that. They identify as human.
Ron read it. It's crazy, dude. You guys want the Don Lemon one first? Oh, just the Don
Lemon one's called his face. Yeah, he was not ready. This is from this is all if you've read
Thomas Sol who is a black scholar and a towering intellect. This is what he breaks down in black red
Necks and white liberals. It's fucking beautiful. Watch this. He was not ready for the
He's ready to go. Oh yeah. Living a living crisis at a
Acerity budget. Reparation. So long. And then you have the those who are asking for reparations for
Colonialism and they're wondering,
you know, $100 billion, $24 billion here and there, $500 million there.
Somebody that I want to be able to pay back.
She gets a great honor, Fishy.
She has the wondering why she's suffering when you are, you know, you have all of this
vast wealth.
Those are legitimate concerns.
Well, I think you're right about reparations in terms of if people wanted though, what they
need to do is you always need to go back to the beginning of the project.
Where was the beginning of the supply?
What is the beginning of the supply?
That was in Africa and when that crossed the entire world when slavery was taking place,
which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery.
The first nation in the world to abolish it.
It was started by William Will befoss was the British in Great Britain,
their abolished slavery. 2000, naval men died on the high seas trying to stop slavery. Why? Because
the African kings were rounding up their own people, they had them on cages waiting in the beaches.
No one was running into Africa to get them. And I think you're totally right. If reparations need
you're totally right. We need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say who was rounding up their own
people and having the pan-cogging pages absolutely that's where they should start and maybe i
don't know the descendants of those families where they died in the high seas trying to stop
the slavery that those families should receive something too i think at the same time he goes
these are right right, thanks for calling.
That's an educated person.
Yeah, I mean, that's what that is the fact.
She's all what else she got done.
Let me.
Abolish since movement began in England
with what we would consider the equivalent
of evangelical questions.
And they were very organized and got the British Navy
at great expense, monetarily as well to find,
and their biggest problem was that they were fighting
the Turks, they were fighting the Arabs,
they were fighting, because the slave trade
was so alive and alive.
Oh, do you think she's ready to go?
You think nobody's ever brought that up to her?
She's like, oh, I've been down this road.
This is a fun game.
And I agree.
We just have to, I love that.
I agree 100%.
She was your actual, she was your absolutely right. Let's go%. You're absolutely right.
Let's go back to the supply chain.
That's that intellectual.
So, the other thing that people have done is that what was happening was when the White
Slavers traders would go into Africa, they'd go into the jungles of Africa, they would die.
They didn't have the immune system for the kinds of disease that they can contact.
So they called it the White Man's graveyard.
So then they spent where they started getting like other Africans to bring them slaves.
And that's what they would do.
So, boy, she let them up.
Nothing better.
Yeah, he's just got, he's got his kids.
He's not as good as shit.
Smart.
All right, what is this?
I want you to answer this question.
Did you not call my phone humbling peacefully?
I know it was you.
But when I answered the phone, phone I said who the fuck is this
you say it's posted I said different name I see naked like
I guess he was on clubhouse like which is audio only in this
girl film to that just like it's like just so you know
what he's talking about this shit on clubhouse he's but
naked so brother said because you love wack 100 right yeah well yeah, I did when I saw him the first time,
then now he's just doing it for, you know,
likes and clout.
It was fun when I thought it was like real gangster.
Yeah, that actually took off to Cache 6.9.
I was like, oh, this guy's great.
Yeah.
And then now he's like, he's doing all these interviews,
like this guy's not great.
Yeah.
It's all good.
This clip's amazing because as you'll'll see the leopard is just trying to
escape yeah fuck out of it kill anybody he's like get me the f out of here
well well
well
attack the guy
love it
leopard wants to kill you it's gonna kill you
uh well
he's taking people down he wants to leave
yeah he wants to leave with your body
I'd like to have a leopard scar
holy shit
imagine you're just
oh they finally got him in the
in the
nope oh shit Oh, they finally got him and the nope.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh, they're so athletic.
Oh my god.
They're so athletic.
They're so athletic.
What did I do?
Did you see that?
It was way.
Does the set of Aladdin wear his face?
Holy shit.
You know, Aladdin had all those second things. Yes. This looks like you're all adding.
Yeah.
We was escaping the goons.
Yeah, we were seeing what's that thing.
Kingdom.
We had on the planet earth where the leopards come down into India, into Mame.
No.
Oh, dude, they come in.
They come right from the hills and come in and take out dogs, babies, and they're
like, couple people have been killed, but mostly it's like dogs and pigs
Remember that one casual that one village or city in India with the tigers was just like oh
We're just gonna feed on you guys. Oh, well that that was a huge movie too about it
But the lines was coming down like just take people with a Val Camerite
I think ice teas
I see. I see. I mean, Tiger's a major bookline.
Tigers wear a major rock.
Still are in the Sondermond.
In the Sondermond, they will swim out.
You're in a boat.
They will swim out in the water and get in your boat
and kill you.
Do you know that?
That's a what a tiger.
That would be a tiger.
They don't have a leg.
They swim out.
In the Sondermonds. They think that that area is
Where now that's that's that's a different thing but in the sonner bonds those tigers
They don't know why but they are straight-up manators. Yeah straight-up manators and they are could there be anything scary a tiger
I'll tie you with this thing
900 pound
Yeah, well not 900 but they're huge
900 pound? Yeah, well not 900, but they're huge.
They're huge.
No, male lions 400.
Tigers are 700 to 800.
Well, that's a huge, that's a side view of the tiger.
The Bengal tigers about.
Bengal tigers smaller.
But they're still, well it's 500 pounds.
It's still a huge animal.
Oh yeah, problem.
It's gonna kill you.
You're not doing anything against them.
And they look fucking terrifying.
Look at it, tiger, tiger.
They're so cool looking, but bro,
you imagine that one on your heels?
And do you want a great book?
Man eaters of Kuman.
It is a true story.
It's about a tiger eating the villagers.
True story about a tiger hunter
who had to go into India
and find the tigers that were wreaking havoc in those villages.
And it's his life and they would always call him.
And when my parents were in India, a tiger had killed the equivalent of 246 people.
One tiger was that efficient.
So when they would go out and tap rubber, they'd rubber tree things and they would do all
the certain parts.
They would wear a face on the back of their head.
Oh yeah, because the line won't attack you if you got the
tiger on.
Yeah, so, but you don't hear them.
You don't hear them.
They'd jump on you. You're so insane dude. That the T24 thing is my filmmaker friend of mine,
Warren made this documentary about like a man eater tiger, whatever that was
like this notorious tiger in India. And it's a true story. It's a true story.
It's like a crime saga. I somebody to grab it as that new movie the
Ryan kills man who enters his territory
many of come on
Managers yeah lines. I mean fucking tigers are gnarly. Yeah, how about the white tiger the Siberian ones? That's a book
It's a really good book
1944 yeah, man. It's it's an old buck. I love the graphics back then.
Yeah, great buck. Yeah, that's the tigers doing tiger shit, dude. Yeah.
Tigers doing tiger shit. Tigers doing tiger thick. Yeah, tiger doing tiger thick.
Shot one and the thing thought the tree in front of them had done it and it tore the tree up. How you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing? Did you just like get a plastic bag put some ice in and just dunk them in there? I love this black guy process. Literally all I did was grab one of those like flexible ice packs
Those ones that sort of bend and basically use your plier directly to your underwear
Little last long before training soon as I woke up and then also before bed
This is much time for like 10 to 15 minutes. There's literally every single guy. Oh, yeah, cuz the guy's so swall doing it
Reports better morning. We'll be better libido and also same blood work.
I did my own blood work before and after
and I definitely moved the needle.
And what did it do for you?
Like, I guess just having the big ol' effects
that men talk about when they go on TITs,
they just feel confident, motivated, very out of it.
So be just, I some big ol' boss.
I noticed that.
I thought you had to do it.
Ryan, you're gonna be our guinea pig.
Such a boss. I can't do it because I'm taking exogenous stuff, but you gotta do. Ryan, you're gonna be our guinea pig. Such bullshit.
I can't do it because I'm taking an exogenous stuff,
but you could do it.
Let's see if we can jack that up even now.
Yeah, I still have big old fucking grandfather
clock nuts up.
It's so thick.
A copper vice.
Yeah.
And water and just dip em, tea bag,
copper vice, water and water.
Yeah, because you need a lot of nuts.
That would feel so.
For Brian's giant balls.
That'd be so painful.
I love the way this black guys look and I'm like
Hmm, I don't tell us more really okay
I like how those two guys are jacked and this guy just looks like shit
Tell them what to do to boost their test that
Very cool man. Yeah, you don't think working out lifting heavy weights would do that
I don't think whoever that guy is is a dummy i sell in fucking snake will
i should pick up that uh... make your forehead
the
time
let's get this on
always just
set it up you know i don't know too much about the actual like i saw
our friend the hairy artist who does some of the promo
Yeah, Thomas. He's awesome. He posted this. I didn't know the context of it. I'm trying to look for it
But basically it looks like they're trying to arrest this guy and he's not
You know saying maybe I would assume he's going no, I'm not gonna like put my hands behind my back
You know, it's for double like this guy sprawils on his ass. He's in joggers
You seem like a guilty and then the cup. Oh, the cup gets wobble. This guy wants to use his this guy wants to use his technique
Tell you right now again the joggers no punk
They shot him with the with the taser taser. Yeah, well, it was coped. He's about to be
the ball for those guys. He was. That's where it takes a couple. Yeah, man. That didn't
work. Hands high. Well, he's been taking, he's been taking fucking MMA. He shot a
double and has got sprawled on the cement. Had a, but yeah, got a special. That's right.
They get a fight. Yes. And then tried to fight. And the guy was like, pop up. He got wobbled. And then finally the female cop was like, you
fuck all the time. She's like, she's like, this is stupid. I'll
not try out the UC Jimmy shit, Jerry. That's like Jimmy Berk was about
to fight this guy in a in a restaurant, because the guy's
bouncer was being so rude to his mom and try to take the chair.
And they were about to go to blows. Jimmy's like, fuck you.
You bet my fuck you.
This guy, Jimmy probably got beaten up guys,
but like you and his hand just feints.
And she's just on the floor.
Oh, yes, go ahead.
God, what the fuck?
Yeah.
They got their ambulance comes and she goes, I'm fine.
Jim.
She goes, no, you're not.
We got to use you have.
I'm fine.
I mean, that's all but anything. It's beautiful. And if you know are if you know he in the balance I'm gonna help you imagine if you know I was just like
If you would freak out. It's a great deal. I'm gonna do that next time. I'm gonna do that my girl. She's me young
Yeah, that's what you do. You just you just faint as it depends
Possum yeah, the old pause. No, I know you
the thing
And you just die
Then come back about five minutes later. I'm like oh my god. My heart was flutter
Yeah, my heart and then it just distracts away from whatever the argument was deep breath
That it's in Brennan. We did again. We did again. We did again
Are we gonna talk about the exciting upcoming events
as we can?
What events?
Just like our people.
What's coming you mean to come up this weekend?
Yeah.
Oh, you're in Tacoma, Daddy.
You love the Pacific North.
Yes.
Right back up Tacoma Washington.
This is a short flight.
But then after that,
Hey,
I'm traveling.
Your agent goes,
Hey, you've had fun going Pacific Northwest.
It's not far. That's fun, right? So all the way across. Now, Daddy, you've had fun going Pacific Northwest. That's fun, right?
So all the way across. Now, daddy, you're gonna be doing some draft all the way across
country stress factory. October. Oh, Connecticut, too. Yeah, tough to get a direct there, daddy.
Great club, though. Shamburg Illinois. Shamburg improv. Yep. This is why I want to do a
Shamburg, though, for me. I'm your agent. Hey, so you like Chicago, right? Yeah. Cool. What's
not in Chicago? So I want you flying Chicago because you can't fly in Shambart.
And then I want you to drive it out.
So Thursday, Friday, it's gonna take you two hours.
Now, if you're Brendan,
and there's an active shooter,
it's gonna take about four hours to get there, okay?
So let's go ahead and...
Or if it's a train, or if you're Brian,
and you're on there,
and there's a homeless guy's trying to jump into traffic.
Yes.
No, also do it.
Bridge.
That's gonna take, well,
you're gonna be two hours late.
Active shooter's good for taking it's a yes very good
good for you all let's go out
the charlotte north carolina comets on the having their own long time can't wait
to remember ten eleven twelve and
anyway we'll get to that
booya i'm in boston baby my favorite city boss in this Thursday Friday
Saturday all shows almost sold out we might at the show on saturday so get
your tickets now because of i'm gonna add, I better do it soon. This Thursday Friday
Saturday, Boston, Laf Boston, and then I'm in San Jose, October 13th through the 15th
San Jose, California. Salt Lake City, Wise Guys, one of my favorite clubs in the nation,
Wise Guys, Shout DeKeefe, and I end October in Calgary at the rooftop, which is located downtown Calgary, Canada,
October 27th, and we're gonna add a show on the 28th
on that Friday, because the 27th almost sold out,
so the 28th we're gonna add a show.
Stay tuned for tickets.
They might be live now, click on it,
you can figure it out.
The rooftop Calgary downtown, Canada and Calgary, all right?
But Boston, see you this weekend, baby, can't wait.
It's rare I'm this excited going to see that boston's i love boston
they're going to a good time
before it gets
impossibly cold
please bring some warm stuff oh yeah oh yeah
you think still bring warm stuff
one hundred percent
or not like coats and shit well you know the weather daddy
bopples we call at night boston no
fuck you and go do not believe in global warming trust me buddy. Yeah
Let me see
Let's see here Boston weather
Okay Thursday 64 Friday 63 Saturday 68 not terrible. How are you doing tonight?
45
45 degrees that night we're a T-shirt for in a 45 degree. That's me doing me chilly.
Alright, Daddy better bring some money.
I heard you.
Well, I've been waiting for long sleeve.
All my shits and long sleeve.
So, Buya.
Alright, boss.
Is that it?
Alright, boss, and see you this week.
Love you guys.
It's fine, kid.
We're out.
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