The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 834: THE GREAT SHAKIRA VS J-LO DEBATE

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

Brendan and Bryan get heated on who the better singer is between JLo and Shakira, reflect on The Liver King episode, and then discuss their respective weekends in Boston and Tacoma and how scared Bryan was at his lake house Airbnb, the phenomenal ticket sales of Neil deGrasse Tyson, their absolute lack of interest in space, Brendan's girl-like obsession with serial killers and the specifics of Dahmer's downfall in prison, the new Marilyn Monroe series, Tua's back to back traumatic brain injuries and whether or not football should be banned, the reasons behind the "Bros" movie flopping, Preacher Lawson's recent MMA fights, the woman who thought a husky was a Wolf, and why Bryan considers himself "The American Bad Bunny." Thanks to Avast for sponsoring this video. Check out Avast One at avast.com Draftkings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Ends 10/17/22 @ 8pm. Stepped Up SGP: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballtermsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll tell you where people can take a little break and see us do some stand up. If you want to laugh, you want to laugh in hard. If you like to laugh, you're hard. Hard and get your weeners out and have us to grand old. Well, I know you're going to be in San Jose, San Jose, and probably on the 13th, 14th, 15th, that's next week. Next week, I'll be at the, uh, speaking of which, the bridge port, bridge port, Connecticut stress factory, October 13th, 14th, 15th. The speed of nice flight to bridge port, dude, there's the, the, the, the double place. I love, well 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, Alberta, Canada, Calgary, at the rooftop, the show on the 27th almost sold out,

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We got the kid callin' on the left With the fighter on the right Ain't had to do it right cause we comin' at you live Back with the team, I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I had to do it Yes we did cause we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid

It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid Back at it again, it's the fight on the kid. We're out. Come on, baby. Yeah, we're good to end. I decided that I had a guy who said when I was in the Marines and we were in the Ford operating base and life was shit, we would come back and listen just to get a laugh. And you know what I realized about podcasting? Listen to what? Yes, and what I realized about podcasting is that you can like drop a bunch of knowledge

or you can make people laugh, which is more valuable. I've been turning this for 10 years. Yes, you have. 10 years, right? Well, because people tune in not to learn but to laugh because laughter is more important than anything else when you're going through some shit.

And that's why they tune to us. That's why they tune us. Now, how long have I been marching that down your old weather throw? Let me explain the fucking fermentation process. Please. Yes. But that's how it goes. We've had people on, yes, same thing, there's a guy here who's like,

oh, during embossities, like, yeah, man, during the pandemic, he was like, I was still at home with the kids man, I just put your shit on. However, if it's like, you guys with the only thing I kept us going, I'm like, there you go. There you go. There you go. You're not kept, here's the thing, I don't, listen.

This might surprise a lot of people. We're not the smartest cats in the bunch. They're smart, so if you can give a hot take on the current climate between Russia and Ukraine. We ain't the guy. We might throw some jokes at it. Sure. We'll have a funny take on it.

Sure. We'll probably talk about Putin's big old angry Russian day. Yep. That's it. I just drew using us for straight up information. Correct. God bless you. Do you know what worked on me with Putin a long time ago?

Him posing on a horse with a shirt off. I knew that would work. And I was like, you know what? You know what what worked on me with Putin a long time ago him posing on a horse with a shirt off i knew that work and i was like you know what you know what i'm gay man but also i was like that's a very manly thing we would never have a president do that and and then there was a picture of him holding a baby tiger now is before he invaded Ukraine and also the judo uh judo stuff to his own time yeah. Black bones, yeah, people are like, well, crazy. Now, there's the thing. Imagine if we were somewhere, and I was like, oh, dude, I'm taking my shirt off and jumping on this horse.

Everyone go, don't do that. Don't do that. Now, Putin, he's gonna do this, then he go, yes sir. Well, no, no, no, that's sick. Because he's the most successful gangster in history. In history. He's the most successful gangster, and the richest man in the world,

if you actually think about him. You're Scenic crib. Yeah. Yeah. So, but he's the himself on a corner here. Yeah, he's some yachts. They see some yachts. Yeah, it's good tough. You're a coach. Yeah, can't do that anymore. We're gonna put some pressure on on poop. It's dicey, huh? Well, it's funny because people not you it you know balls deep in like the winter hill gang in whitey bulger Why do the mean greets embossed in everyone had a story and I loved I could I should have done a whitey bulger gangster mafia boss and podcast out. Oh, yeah, everyone had their stories. Oh, they were good. Yeah Just epic story. He he put a lot of fear into people's hearts. I mean, so yeah bad guy. Yeah, if you're Form it and work really good on that. Yeah, I had a we stated a lake house

Me and the boys you're in Tacoma. I was in Tacoma. I was in Tacoma. Please say it correctly I was in Tacoma and what a beautiful fucking lake house it was But you know something when you go and get into a lake house at night bubble and You look around you're like, the first thing I said, the lake was there, the trees, and I went, well, we were never getting out of this alive. Oh, you guys are scared? Yeah, I looked down on the basement and the basement had a white,

it was no door, it just had a white sheet covering it. And I said that Nick, I go, go down there. He goes, I'm not fucking going down there. I go, just go down. You know, here's the bad news. Go in the mud. You have to stay in the basement. You gotta stay in the basement.

You gotta stay in the basement. It was a beautiful house, but I was like, I don't know, lakes are eerie. Lakes are a little eerie. That's where ghosts. Tacoma's cool though. Tacoma is, you know what, it's a perfectly, it's a, you know what?

It's a half hour outside of Seattle. Yes. That's Tacoma is a half hour out of our house. Another being Tacoma in Seattle. Yeah. Seattle bit of a shit. I loved it. Loved the crowds.

The traffic. The traffic that I told you last time I was there Tacoma, if you go to Seattle, you know, you want to go to the Pike's Place and the first Starbucks and all that. Didn't do it. Because the traffic they can't expand the roads because it's over water. Yeah. So it's, you know, talking about two lane highways.

Yeah. So the traffic is nuts. Yes. Nuts. Yeah, can't do it. I could live in Boston. I just can't do the, I just can't do cold. If it was like fall some other all the time,

I could do it. Well, you know cold from Denver, but this cold hurts your face to walk around. Not from him. This is, I'm telling you, January, you cannot walk around with your face exposed for more than Not from him. This is, I'm telling you, January, you cannot walk around with your face exposed for more than five minutes because it's too cold for your fucking face. Can't do it. No. Put your face in ice water and hold it there and tell me how it goes.

Can't do it. No. We went to that union oyster. Everyone told me we got union oysters, the oldest restaurant in Boston. And they knew I was coming so they set us up in JFK seat because you know he's a Massachusetts woman. And even when he was present, I was his favorite restaurant. And he's sitting the corner booth and they have his picture there. And then you could order his drink.

He sat there, that was cool. That's because I love that stuff. I love that stuff. I love that. I tried to walk a half a mile. I had it on my GPS. I was in Boston in the winter. I didn't have a scarf.

And I had just a down jacket and a sweater. And I tried to- I tried to- A scarf, all right. A half mile. You have to in Boston in the winter. I didn't have a scarf, and I had just a down jacket and a sweater, and I tried to... I tried to... A scarf though, right? A half mile. You have to do in Boston. Sure. And you have to have a hat, didn't have a hat.

A lot of problems. And I said, let's see if I can handle this. And I darted into a fucking store. I darted in out of breath. You're not built for gold. Oh, and I was panicked, and she goes, the woman goes, where's your scoff? Where's your scoff?

Where's your hat? It's winter. And I was like, where can I buy one right now? You, how? I just can't do it. If they didn't have that, I could live there. Was it cold though when you were there? No, I mean, there's some rain, but it's still good though.

It's still good. Yeah, it's still good. Lap Boston, great club. Good club. Now that used to be salty, Bubba. You know that. That area that area was south. I had a whole bit on a hutch change. Oh, I'll try to sing change from Bancrabbs. What is now? Yep. Yeah, I'll be a little bit on it. It's just completely different now. Completely different. I want to do a club because we always and you we've done Wilbur together because I always do the Wilbur out there. I always want to do a

Boston club. So we did Laf Boston. You drive by the Wilbert and Laf Boston. I drove by it and it actually is. Yeah. And the line is two miles long. I was like, who the fuck is there? So I looked up and it was kneeled to grass Tyson. Yeah. Just one night. Isn't that great? Crazy. He's on the same circuit. Just saw a lot more tickets. Yeah. Same age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a rest Tyson. Crazy, right? He's awesome. Yeah. He's an interesting guy. Well, it's also encouraging that somebody can talk about space and that many people want to, you know, I've never really so big. You know what? I'm not interested in ever. I never have been space.

I don't give a fuck. I'm sorry. I don't. I know it's huge and amazing. I just never cared about. If you say, Hey, you know, the cosmos or Milky Way, I'm already half asleep. I'm already like, I'm bored. I'm bored. Yeah, I think because it's like, yeah, there's not much we can do. It does affect me. We're limited to like knowing about it. I don't know, I'm not that into it either.

Rogan is obsessed with it. He would always be like, we're a rock. And if you look at the infinite, I was like, ah, I don't care. I don't care. So it would like get horrible like anxiety because you think of how insignificant we are compared to the grand scheme of things.

I know. Like the galaxy and stuff. You remember that? No, but I freaked out when I was out. I was like, whoa, that's never ran through my head. Yeah. Yeah. That's a healthy strategy for Sinefell.

He talked about that. He's like, if I get stressed out, I'd look at that map and go, I'm nothing. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way to deal with things. That doesn't work for me. That doesn't work for me. That doesn't work for me. All those little tricks, guys, when you go, You know what, that doesn't work for me. That doesn't work for me. That doesn't work for me. All those little tricks, guys, when you go,

you know what, I'm just an insignificant piece of shit. No, no, no. Doesn't work for me. No, it's my piece of shit. Look up at the cosmos, doesn't work for me. No. None of that works. And here's the other thing that doesn't work for me.

Don't tell me to just trust the universe because I won't either, because the universe, not my friend, it's not my friend. Universe doesn't get us far from killing all the time. When I was hunting out in Alaska, I was wondering why and Rogan was talking about it too, and so was Ronella. When you look out, when you're out on top of a glacial lake and nobody's around, you get depressed. There's a depression that sets in, and all of them,

all of a sudden, because I would look out and I would feel so sad. And the reason I felt so sad is because I was in a place where I couldn't survive, and it didn't care about me. And there's something about that where you're just like, by the way, go down there and look at how handsome I was. Please go down there and look at how handsome I was. Which one? Down to the corner right there.

The only way you look young. Wow. Good looking guy. Look at the hair on me. You fucking bitching. The top, the top, it's good, I great though, right? I me you fucking bitchin the top the top That's not great though right I got my lids the top so I'll take that top Yeah, right now right now. We'll take there's no gray Bubba when was that those two years ago

I bet two years ago damn it. Well, that's the yeah, the universe doesn't give a fuck Come on fuck about you. We'll see my women with you thing, right? The numbers doesn't give a fuck, I'm out. A-fuck-a-bout you. Well, think about it with you, think, Brian. Borland stop? No. Don't you think about, that's my thing even when like, even super important to be this,

this is a really deep brush. Think when somebody really important passed away, like when Kobe Bryant died, we were show upset. Yeah. The world's get rid of you. Well, this is what I always say. Don't stop. No matter who it is.

I said this, I go, Queen Elizabeth got 12 days. If a billion people died, it'd be the most most worst thing ever God help us if it ever happens But if it happened way the fuck over there way over there We'd all be sad but nobody even this work Like you just move it well that you got you but what here's my what are people supposed to do like everyone has to take care of their own Like granted you want to take care of your your own and then be nice and help people out, but you got to make sure your own house is eating and warm and those kids have clothes.

So you're worried about your own. So when people die, it's like, that's not my uncle. That's not my, they don't provide for me. I got to do my thing. I see people in the shirt, tri-blows. This is Whitey Bulge's bar. I wasn't looking at that. No, I saw you kept looking at Whitey Bulge's bar. You're a little bit like that bro. Nice like, keep looking at Body Bulge's bar. You're a little bit like that. You want one? You're like a chick who loves serial killers and criminals. Like, my ex was that way.

And too intimate. She was so into it, you have a lot of that. Oh yeah, I'm way too into it. Yeah, yeah. Maybe let's take a little break, buddy. A little break, buddy. You gotta protect yourself. And you gotta protect yourself physically.

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Babble. Language for life. I finished the job. What are you in? I don't know. I bought a book. This is why are we so in the serial killer? I just got it. Because they say women, women, it's a way of studying the demonic male. They want to understand the psychologist so they can predict his behavior and stay away from him. Right? It's probably same with me.

I don't know. I don't know. Here's a weird thing. Outliers. But here's a weird thing about some women. So for whatever reason, serial killers gangsters, there is a not an insignificant number, a portion of the female population that's drawn to it and wants to marry it. And so, so evolutionary biologists, this guy was talking about how it might be, it's

like there's a book called, I think it's the demonic male. Can you look it up about apes? And it might be because they represent such a far, far extreme of the genetic aggression code. And then women who are on the other extreme of the of the passivity code, there's this weird attraction that's supposed to create children that ultimately become normal. But here's the thing to debunk that stuff. Don't get me wrong.

I think it's interesting. But here's the thing to debunk that stuff. Don't get me wrong. I think it's interesting. I think because it's so out of the norm, these guys get away with it, especially back in that time period, they would get away with this stuff. And it's just so in Sanstice the way they did it. And the people they would go for,

don't get it twisted. The all these zero, don't ever get twisted. All these serial killers are complete policies. They go for people that are, you know, that need protection. They go for the- They live with their moms and stuff. Yeah.

No, there's just bitches, they're losers. They're losers who decide to take the easy way out of the lives. They're the worst of those. They're the worst of those. I'm not a fucking fan of anything. It's just, to me, it's so interesting, like how can we can be that evil?

It's insane to me. But all coward. But here this book is about, look at this, I didn't know this, but humans are genetically closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas. I didn't know that, did you know that? That's fucking crazy. And that chimps and bonobos are more closely

genetically related. So they look at like how violent, but also how kind certain apes are. It's a really interesting thing. Yeah, I don't know why I'm so into it. I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm just super into the Charles Manson, the most fast

name one. Yeah, so do you think it's because you're, um, it's a year. Do you want to have them? Do you want to have sex with them? I don't think so. But back to the point where women get attracted to him, like the night's knocker,

if we're gonna go like first team, all good looking serial killer. Rich Room Rares number one, we got Steve done, right? Ted Bunny close second, right? Did he get his teeth done? The night's knocker did, yeah. He got his smell very bad. He got veneers.

Yeah, he's in shower. But he got veneers and straight, about the best serial killer looking off time. Charles Manson, only 55, if he was tolerated, be up there, look at him. On the left, it's a demon on the right. You're like, oh, is that a Gucci model, right? He's a really good guy.

And say, yeah, but that's the thing, when the eyewitnesses, like one lady survived, he shot her in the face and she survived. The first thing she said, the detective said this is strange. The first thing she said, he was a very handsome guy who tried to, the tell you what, he was a very attractive male. Which usually went out with Syracuse, a theme of John Wayne Gacy, like they look like shit. Look at him, he's such a good looking guy.

He was the worst of the worst. But back to, so I finished that. Yeah, he did. Did he? Oh yeah, horrible death. Really? Yeah, yeah, disease in prison is skin turnial and his eyes turn neon yellow and died. Horrible death.

Nobody at worst death, then Jeffrey Dahmer though, right? Yeah. No, I don't. Oh, he had secondary B cell phone on. He looked insane. Yeah, so chronic substance abuse, chronic hepatitis C viral infection. It was a really bad death form

and that's what he fucking deserves. That's right. Jeffrey Dahmer, he got the most satisfying death out of any serial killer. He got the fuck beaten out of him by a guy. Oh, just to get the fuck beat him. Check this out. So Jeffrey Dahmer, they kind of loot to it in the series.

Why am I excited to hear this? Oh, good so fast. Oh, why? Now this is your... Because I literally just went like this and I sat back a little and I'm getting crumpled. That's why I know it's gonna make it story. Why am I this, that's interesting.

Check this out. And they loot to it on the series, right? And we'll talk about that. But I finish it in gonna make it story. Why am I this, that's interesting. Check this out. And they allude to it on the series, right? And we'll talk about that, but I finish in two days, I got problems. So, 10 part series, hour each, is so well done. And I wanna see the guy who killed him. Well, but let me tell the story before the eye of the kill him. Okay.

So, Jeff Stommer goes to prison, right? Yeah. And he's in prison, and he, like you said, people are attracted to that whatever reason they're fans. He's getting fan mail. And they're sending them money. He's autographed things, they're paying for his autograph. And this was before they passed the law

that you can't benefit off murder. So back then, he's making money. He's getting all the treats, all that shit. And he started to like feed into his own kind of fame. He's like, I'm kind of a celebrity and the people are treating me different. They would allow him to go outside so it was pissing the other so much off.

Then he would eat lunch and he would pretend he'd like, oh, this is like a finger and like, oh, this is like that guy's liver that I ate and he'd like play around with it. Well, there was a guy there, a bad dude who was like, came mother fucker. You think this is funny? Quit doing this shit.

We don't like this. But he's been locked up so long he was nowhere of Jeffrey Donald and he just thought he was nowhere of Jeffrey Domino He just thought he was this white dude who's fucking weird. So he goes to the the person who controls the controls The library and the prison and they're like, you know, because of your condition You can't do this and he goes, but I'm right with the Lord now. I'm a I've been fine I haven't had any hiccups for years Can you just let me in look into this Jeffrey Domino guy because I'm worried he's gonna hurt somebody and the lady was his friend and goes

Yeah, look he looks into it. So he's killed a 14 year old boy. See this, this, all this horrible shit. He ate people. And the guy's a man of the Lord. And so Jeffrey Dahmer in prison, all of a sudden, man of the Lord got baptized, all this shit, right? So Jeffrey Dahmer, they were allowed to clean the gym.

And I think the guards ran on it. Of course. So it's Jeffrey Dahmer and they were allowed to clean the gym. And I think the guards were in on it. Of course. So it's Jeffrey Dahmer and his other buddy in prison. The other buddy in prison killed his wife, stabbing the face, blaming on two black guys. And those black guys went to prison for a few years so they found out that they actually did it. There's Dahmer's buddy. So the guards bring them to clean the gym.

That guy was like, no, these boys ain't get away with this. Tough dude. Goes in there. The guard goes, oh, we have a new band to the cleaning crew. He's gonna help you guys out tonight. Guard leaves. That guy goes, looks like it's show time. He goes first, because the guy was cleaning like the locker.

He goes first, just destroys that guy, fascists his head and goes to Jeffrey Dahmer. And he's like, I'm the man of the Lord and Dahmer, because I am not too, he goes, no, you're not. He goes, my Lord has vagueness for the stuff that you did. And he goes, he goes, I was reading, did you kill a 14 year old boy and Dahmer goes, yeah, I did. He goes, and you would eat him and he goes, yeah, I did.

And he goes, well, guess what, motherfucker, today's your resurrection day. Today's when you pay the piper. Took a fucking, first of all, he punched on the face. Then he went and got a small barbell, and he told Dom, and he was like, and you killed a 14 year old boy, motherfucking predominantly black neighborhood, you're killing blacks, and Dom,

and he goes, yeah, before he killed him, he goes, yeah. But I would give them medicine so they didn't feel it. And he goes, well, you're about to feel every single one of these, he literally beat his face into a pulp, so bad that they couldn't tell was Jeffrey Dahmer after he was done. He got another like two-year life sentences, but when you hear that, you're like, that's

exactly how they're shooting. Correct. That's the year's full circle. Wow. Bring up a picture of the guy that murdered Jeffrey Dahmer, that vengeance killed Jeffrey Dahmer. That's what we call a righteous kill. That's what we call a righteous Justice we call a righteous kill. Yeah, he said his last words. You're about to feel he goes yeah, but they

Didn't feel anything. It was cool. You're about to feel every single one of these motherfucker Man, oh man. That's guy. Yeah Okay Yep Well, Dahmer's killer Scarborough said the Ciro Killer taunted inmate with food. Yeah, you'd fuck up their lunch and be like, look, this was like the liver that I ate from this victim and like, you know, play those games. And those, and here I had, that dude I had a life sentence, and he's like, fuck it.

That Jaffrey, that Jeffrey, uh, Dahmer series is interesting. Um, if you haven't seen it yet, I'm gonna split it for you a little bit in three, two, one. In the series, so it's a next-door neighbor, the lady who kept calling and calling and calling and complaining of saying that it's how horrible and I smell power tools. And then she'd go to Jeffrey Dahmer and he'd go to sports shops,

and my fam said, poor shops, they went bad and whatever people bought that. The truth is if we read Jeff Dahmer's book, the detective that wrote it, the series has to do their job and make it entertaining. She actually lived in a different building. She lived in the next door, the next door neighbor never said anything.

Nothing. She actually lived in another building across the street and would watch them. She was just like, you know, she had nothing to do and she just see him come in and out all the time. She didn't live next door That's my only problem with the series

But also, you know, we've been around TV Hollywood. It's like, well, yeah, they got to make it interesting She can't be across the way it doesn't make sense, you know, so she wasn't her People that know the story like this is ridiculous. She was in the next door neighbor I'm like, but for the entertainment that made it so much better because she could hear those guys yelling screaming and the smell But if they tried to do it the actual way where she's on another fucking completely cross the street, dude. Not that close.

That's the real, a bit interesting, huh? Yeah, fucking crazy. Dude, I watched that, Maryland Monroe, the blonde, it's NC 17. Yeah. The only reason I watched this for NC 17. Oh yeah. So halfway through it, there's some sex scenes where I'm like,

I think it's pretty hot and the girl playing it so well, right? Yeah. It's heavy on abortion, and people that are against abortion are super mad at this movie. Like, it's moving in so much backlash. She got a lot of abortions. She got a lot of abortions.

But here's my thing. She was also kind of raped, wasn't she? A lot. Or she had to have sex with all these. Yeah, like she got her start by having sex. And so she went in there to read the, her first role she went in there and it was like the head of whatever

some big time production company. She went and do the read, do you even do the read? He just had, she did it and they had a cool hat sex with her. She walks out crying and then day later, like you got the role and she's like, what? That's how she got her start.

So of course she's me fucked up with that. But it being an entity, so the people who are mad that there was, you know, the show, the abortions, my caveat to that is, but that got her start. So of course she's me fucked up with that. But it being an NC, so the people who are mad that there was, you know, the show, the abortions, my caveat to that is, but that's her story. That's her story. Should they ignore all that? Yeah, that's her story.

They showed the story. They're not, the people that made our anti-abortion. That's just her story. Yeah. So there's, you know, there's like four or five abortions in the thing. It's pretty heavy. Then seeing NC 17, you know, a lot of hits

on that stuff, sex. I'm like, Nancy, I was like, I don't need to be on C-17. And then towards the end, she pays a visit to my boy, J-F-K, and he's in the presidential bed, right? He's on the phone, and he's talking, and she comes in, he goes, sit down, and then he's on the phone with some big, governor or something, he just gets a dick,

and starts jack him off, and like, well, this is pretty cool. And then he's like, come on, come on, baby. And grabs her head. And it shows, this is why it's NC17. It shows up close. Her pretend it's such JFK's dick. I mean, should I point out style?

Yeah. Like you can just see the tip of the dick, but her head's going up and down. Jesus. And here's JFK going, yeah, slut, you little dirty slut. I was like, oh, that's why this is NCJ. Jesus. But I watch on the plane, two old ladies next to me.

Oh, no. And I'm like, yeah, take it, too. Oh, my. But I watch on the plane, two old ladies next to me. Oh, no. And I'm like, yeah, take it, too. Oh, no. Oh, my God, I go, have you, and I know they saw it. Have you, this male and row thing is sad, don't watch it. It's just suckin' dick. I was eight sings awful, man. I can't believe they did this.

You leave that, it's crazy. Just play, rewind, play. That's the problem with opening your phone up when you have friends like mine and ours. You open your phone up and your friends are gonna send you stuff. You don't even know. Why, I'm mutual friend of ours, sent me just, I was on the plane to open up,

and it was a guy who, the skinny white dude, with the biggest dick I've ever seen, just this huge heart on. That's all the picture was. I was like, hey dude. The people think you're gay. I'm on a fucking plane. I was like, erase, erase.

We need, you put those filters over it where people can't see. I'm never, yeah never yeah having done it I Need to do it, but I just never I on the plan like I'm gonna get one of those Things I need to do like for example be ready for a disaster earthquake. I should be stormwater. I should be storing food I should have this I don't have that stuff. I just don't like it home like I'm gonna roll the dice Yeah, I should be doing all that shit. I just I just did a lot of gun shooting this weekend

with my buddy used to be a Delta guy. And he had me come out my buddy Tom and I went out to his amazing, he's in the middle, he's about an hour outside of Seattle. Okay. And in the woods where there's nothing but like mountain lion and bear and deer, you can shoot him off his the appars up there.

But my man has all the guns, right? Because he was a Delta guy. He's got all the guns. He knows his way around. So we went out and shot fucking, but it was really interesting. Shot AR-15s, shot sniper rifles, shot 45. Nine millimeters and everything.

Now, I'd never done this though. So I'd never done what they actually, how millimeters, everything. Now, I've never done this though. So, I've never done what they actually, how they actually train. So, I can shoot anything within AR 15 because it's got a laser and you can hit it, everybody, just hold it, pop, pop, pop, pop, it's no kick. You know, you got a sniper rifle, it's got a more of a kick, but you can figure that out too.

You got a pistol. I'm a pretty good shot with a pistol. Should I, I can group, you know, pop, pop, pop, you know blah blah blah whatever both my eyes open okay. Okay group. Here's the thing dude. Then he said okay now you got the air of the thing. Now I want you to walk towards the target and try to hit it. Just move a little. Just move a little. Just walk. So just move. That's all. It was just take this walking. I didn't hit it fucking once. Do you know why?

As you walk, you're doing this. Yeah, you're moving. I see your body. So I missed, well I missed a human body by, I didn't hit it once dude. And none of us did, except for my buddy Nick actually ended up doing it, but it was really interesting. Then we'll have pistol, same shit.

He goes, I want you to walk towards and on low, bap bap bap bap bap. Condo it. The gun's going like this and it smokes, so your eyes are squinting. It's just, I sucked. I sucked. How long do you shoot for? Long enough.

One hour. After 20 minutes, I'm all set. Here's the thing about it, if you're just a regular guy like us, when you shoot guns that are that loud and that powerful, it exhausts you. Oh, so good. Because you don'ts you. No, it's so good. You don't realize it, you're tens all the time. And then you're doing these drills where you're trying to walk forward

and everybody's competing with each other. Yeah. Everybody's competing, everybody wants to shoot better. Usually you start with like the desert ego, start with the big guns, AR-15s. All that. It's like, is there a bazooka? There's nowhere to go up in there.

That's the mayor, yeah. Okay. It's 15 minutes, I appreciate you guys. Yeah. That time we shot in the guy was like, now I'm off to charge you for the amos. What? Well, he gave us all the money. He gave us a break. Yeah, we got all the money. Yeah. That I must think. But when you're doing, when you're moving, it's not side to side, when you're moving toward, when you're moving forward and the way

those guys do, there's a whole technique to that. Um, just like anything. Like anything. Like you know, like you see your boy Antonio Brown with his big old, piper dick out at the pool? Just pulls his dick out. What? Speaking of heavy artillery. No, I'd like you to set a pool and to buy. It's a family pool.

No. One, hey, it's not like this. Wait a minute. So he's got issues. I need to talk to you about two of us. Yeah, he's meant to, yeah, please talk to me about two. Okay, but look at this. I'm surprised they don't have the the well he's got

issues yeah I want to know who's filming why if it was friends like yeah get your ass in her face all right man he's got a nice ass who's this girl yeah apparently she's pissed about it I just I think if you just close it, Jen you can't close it on that That's not a wake up go up see the And apparently it's they's not happy is what I'm Not look that they get this dick out. Oh, they stopped it. Well, that's and away from Lord. Look, look, look, look, look about this big ass day. He can say big ass day. He's like, y'all worry, y'all worry about this. We're at Tua. Man, you're like, wait, those

are two different things, but yeah, he's not doing well. No, that's arguably CT. Because he creates. No, he's always been crazy. He's always been torsied known to be out of control I think we're gonna find out that This so so so this but be this is what I don't like. I know this. Why don't and everyone does this CT Oh, he's always been like this man always just crazy or no or he's been he's been a prince for so long He's he's everybody's always give tell he's always been a guy that got a pass because he was so talented. Correct.

Right? I don't know. But I will say this, that after two, I listen to the popular. Look at that snout. What the fuck? Look at that pipe. Okay. I mean, that's a giant dick.

And it looks like it's not hard. It's hard to get in the direction of pulling it up. But even stretch, that's even hard. He stretched out like a fucking bungee cord. Yes, I'm impressed. Yeah, to me, yeah, in that, I saw him in a perfect roll. To me, I was like, I got a dick on it. Was that his girl or was that just some-

Not his girl, apparently she's not happy. Okay, well, she is not happy. Um is there I That's interesting. Yeah, all right. Well, but so this guy was talking about who had got a traumatic brain injury football player Remember that Chris is his first name and he was talking about wait in the NFL. Yeah, and he had a traumatic brain injury Like like as and he went into this thing and he sees that he said the problem with that is when you get a traumatic brain injury like it like as in he went into this thing and he sees that and he said the Problem with that is when you get a traumatic brain injury your instance for suicide and depression Skyrockets depending who you are. Yes. Well, traumatic brain injury. So not everyone be so there's this when you get you do that

And then there's this yeah, what Tua did was that and And that is a, that is a, there's a word for it. And so brain specialists call that, that is a traumatic brain injury. That is, that is, so that's the same thing you do when you have a stroke. Yep. So part of his brain shut off and his brain stem was keeping him alive.

Yep. When that happens to that degree, your incidence of suicide and like, that statistically it's, you know, crazy. Now, it can also take 20 years to get better. Your brain will heal itself, it does. Oh yeah. But he got hit in the same place

and the NFL said it was his back. He shook out the cobwebs. Everybody knew that that was the situation. It's very surprising he was put back in. What would you take out? The brain doctor, who's the independent brain specialist, concussion specialist, didn't do the right protocols

and put them back in the game, right? He should've been back in the first game, first of all. And then the second game's just insane for him to play. But you're talking about high stakes here, right? Definitely should've been back in the second. But early in the season, right? So it's right. But the only thing is is it is football

I've seen this on how many times it's just what they do But this one what makes it horrible black guy for the NFL and just like the UFC Nothing's worse for the NFL or the UFC than CT It's literally the one thing that can bring them down. Yeah, not fight or pay not you know a monopoly That's what all whatever they can navigate through the waters there CT they have no defense for it's gonna hit them not I don't when it's going to the guy you have to see with the concussion move All of us super black guy, right? And so now they're trying to figure out how to navigate through that But the doctor allowed to to play in that first game. We are the concussion

If I he got fired't do the normal protocols. Of course. But to his, not only say defense, this happens all the time, just not to this magnitude of this level, where we see it like this, where two of you slam his head and he's throwing up gang signs. And now, once everyone saw that,

I don't have gangs. Yeah, once everyone saw them throw up west side, he can't move, right? He's like this. Once everyone sees that, they go, oh my God. Yeah, would you see? So let me ask you this. And just, okay, I'll be on that.

So when a fighter gets knocked out, right? The brain will recover to your point, like you were saying the brain will recover, the brain's crazy, it gets better. The problem is, with fighters, when they get knocked out and they go back and training, they're like, oh, but I'm not fighting, but you're still getting hit. And the brain doesn't recover the same. So then the more like you get knocked

out, as people say, chienin, where chienin has nothing to do with it. It's the brain going, we're in trouble, shut down. Let's shut down. Right. So the texture is your brain protect yourself. Yes. So what I what I thought about was how many how many parents whose kids are about to play football who saw that go you're not playing football You wonder what it did to pop one today's world. Yeah, probably a good amount good amount right when I was getting nothing Yeah, you're aware of it. Yeah, when you see that you're like oh, fuck, you know I don't want that to be my kid and my my kid just started flag footballing to start tackling you know, probably in a year or two I've that yeah, that's the exception and it's also like what do you think was probably in a year or two. I have that, yeah. That's the exception.

And it's also like, what do you think is gonna happen? Yeah, they're hitting each other in the head, man. Well, just on that stage. Don't put them back in the back. Don't put them back in the back. No, now we know, now we have enough information where it's like, oh, if he gets a concussion, he's not playing next week, no matter what he does.

But you know how it works. So in the NFL, when you get draft, when we come in, you take a test Now the we didn't college to so those tests where they're gonna see how can cuss you are their basic questions But all the players know that if you do it can cuss if you don't pass that test a certain degree you're not playing so they purposely make sure they miss Questions on there. So it's not that hard of looking cuts. Oh, wow. I think that's how bad the football players want to play. Of course. Yeah. I mean, there's so much money on the line. And, you know, I would play. You're going to

play. I'll take the risk. I'm not going to hit again. You grow up with it. And to your point also, like, that is a very rare thing to get hit in the same spot again, but it's just awful. But, um, UFC has to, I think when you see, I rewatched that Justin Gagey, uh, Tony Ferguson fight in, there was a different angle so I could hear it and I could see something different. And, uh, man, that fight, that fight should have been stopped right when he was like this. And same with the Brian or Tiga. So a lot of these things are, I think boxing stopped earlier, isn't it?

Typically, if you're getting that out of class, they'll stop, right? Not really. I mean, both of them have their issues. Yeah. The thing is now, we're trying to, and listen, I don't condone in this, but it's just part of the game.

It's like, you know, there's two professional cage fighters, there's me some brain trauma. So what would you do? There's still a lot of those brain trauma. it's just part of the game. It's like you're there two professional cage fighters me some brain trauma So what would you still bother with brain trauma is just part of the game, man But but it's really probably what to what point would you say like if somebody's getting that fucking beat up Which you tell my friends in the prior or take a lot more of the time for someone at what point do you stop that fight? Yeah, I think I think fighters are too tough. Yeah, the culture got to learn to fight another day. But can't the ref stop it? They can. Okay, and nobody, they're an independent thing.

They have the power to stop it. Yeah, no, they have the power to stop it. But it's also like this, cissification of society where it's like, oh, we don't want our football players getting hurt. We don't want our fighters getting concussed. It's like, what? Yeah.

It's kind of a hand. Well, so that here's the thing's going to have to stop fine? But so here's a question. So in the 70s, 80s, even the 90s in early 2000s, you were allowed to hit the quarterback a lot harder than you were allowed to today. Yep. Yeah. And those guys were fine. Not only that, but I'm saying. So now that quarterbacks are so protected, do you compare their stats with old, old player stats? That is a factor. Well, it's same with Michael Jordan Lebron, right? Lebron thing, a completely different game.

Yeah, because Jordan was getting beat up by Detroit. He got beat up by Detroit and they said, their game plan was to beat, he came out of it. Make sure he couldn't finish the game. I'm ready. Or he does, he's gonna be sore as fuck. Right. He's gonna be walking different.

How's their game plan? Lebron never had. Lebron never went in a single game going, man, it's a rough one. Never, the refs bail him out. Yeah, he's also way bigger than Jordan. But still, the players are bigger now. Yes.

Everyone's bigger now. I don't even do a stop it until people just fight and go, all right, it's just not worth the risk. Yeah, but I keep wondering about that because let's say they're learning more and more about CTE, like information gets in you and you go, all right, so your brain is getting this that and the other thing. I really wonder, like how many people are going to put their kids in tackle football before the age of 16, like in 10 years?

Or are the stats going to be like, yeah, people get the CTE, but a lot of people are not affected by it, you know. But B, that's the majority of the stats. Is that right? Yes. Think about all the people, you know, grown up with, play football. How many of them actually have problems?

A lot of them are thriving. Yes, a lot of majority are. So even the 90s and 80s and 70s, we're going to have all this research done. The majority of them are fine. But the outliers, the guys that have problems, they get highlighted. Well, how about you highlight all the guys that, not the majority of the announcers that you hear speak,

all played football for 30 years. They're pretty good. Tony Roman got fucking lit up, pretty good, pretty smart. See, Tumor Sison, pretty slow. CTE is real, it clearly affects it. It's real, but it's a lot of variables. How much did you get hit, where'd you get hit and head? How long do you play?

What kind of a... But even with the variable. I go with the majority. Yeah. I'm like, you're gonna base my sons or my kids' lives based off the minority on anything. Yeah. You don't wanna live a life like that.

And then if you're so worried about CT and PTSD, so should we not send troops to war? How far do you wanna go? Those guys are way more fucked up. There's way more people with PTSD than CT. How are PTSD sucks? Should we not go to war? Cause you can come back fucked up.

What do you wanna do? You just let them... I don't know if that's, that might not be an effective argument. The bottom line is, it is though, because the soldiers come back way more fucked up ball creates CTE to what extent we don't know it's going to affect when you have that kind of information it's going to

affect if people commit suicide because of this like time what's his name whoever I might be yeah we go okay shot himself in a chest of legal study is brain because he knew something was wrong you're not gonna be that that's real information that has to be taken in with account. Now, what do you do with it? Here's real information. More people commit suicide off Instagram than playing football.

You want to shut down Instagram? Go ahead, try. Go ahead. I do, but no. More people use Instagram to commit suicide than football players, not even close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do we do?

A lot of people that commit suicide never played football. No. Yeah. of people that commit suicide never played football. No. Yeah. More people that commit suicide who didn't play football. That's interesting. Football is not the problem. That's an interesting, fuck.

Now helping those guys that have depression already and get into the house. Well, no, I would say getting rid of football would be a terrible idea. Oh my god. I mean, it'd be a terrible idea. The amount you get, the character you build, the things you learn.

But again, you're going to shut it down for the minority? Well, it's like, okay, then shut down the X games as well. Yeah. And shut down, scuba diving and shut down race car driving. Well, if they start doing that trend, we're f**k. We watch it because it's very hard to do. And the rescuing, the rescuing their health. Yeah.

Same with the UFC. Mark Zuckerberg rented out an entire fucking arena just so you could watch UFC. That's hilarious. Mark good old. You didn't know this? I did not know that. He ran it out an entire...

He was like Caesar from gladiator. He looked at a date and went like this. And I'm like, no, we're not carrying anybody. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Crazy. I wish him to die, please. Give me the talk. That's all I got.

I don't know why it's so triggering to me. Drives me nuts. What? That Mark Zuckerberg is all son of a fan. It was able to rent out the entire fucking arena. Well, no, I think what it is is that Mark Zuckerberg has the ability to race you. He can erase you. He can get a Facebook.

And that now he wants the ability to choke you unconscious as well. No, he's not we have that building He's just not his DNA. Yeah, he could train for 30 years Yeah, he's not he's not the most athletic guy. No, and I'm a never gonna develop a Facebook. Yeah, he's not the most athletic guy He doesn't look like it. Yeah, it's just crazy He's able to rent it out and we're all Why wait what did he run out? They pickpex Center. Mackenzie Dernfight this weekend. Wait a minute, wait a minute, hon.

He rented out. For him and his wife, there's nobody in the stands by here. What? Yeah. What? He's joffery from Game of Thrones. No, that's not true. Promise?

I don't believe you. Yep. Mackenzie Dern came out and was like, the, like it says, even the headliner, my kids during said, during me a day, I know Mark Zuckerberg rent out the whole event. Yeah, but he probably let everybody come in. No, buddy. There was no one in the stands.

Fair, there are not nowhere near. No one in the stands. There's people around the outcome but doing the stands, like it was like COVID times. Like it was ultimately, I don't believe that. Okay. Are you telling me the truth? Yeah, I don't wanna.

This fucking guy rented it out. It says, a hot rumor. No, well, Dana Karen goes it's absolutely not true, and then we watch it exactly true Now there are people on the snow there's no one but no one near them I was not going to go to the go to the live one chin. Okay, but there's no fans in attendance. There's people that are the But there's no fans in attendance. There's people that are You'll see so bad, Bob. Just Alexey, hold on a minute. Is that the Russian Boal Constructors? I think so. If you are the thing, you'll see this.

Like there's no fans, there's no media. They want to loud in. Well, that's that would that should drive you nuts. Everybody wants to come see it. It's wishy if you're like if you're a fighter. So he basically said Dana, what's going to cost for me to have this place to myself? That's what I said. I don't know how it goes what's your gonna cost for me to have this place to myself?

That's what I said. I don't know how it goes down. How, who won that fight with McKenzie and that? McKenzie's last in seats. Oh you dick What a dick here for this you showed up late he only he missed the entire pre-lums only showed up for the main card That's what someone said. I'm not a hundred percent sure but someone said that in the on the article You're fucking mind crazy. She looks she's she's lost a lot of weight boys. She looks like she's see a place is dead be See around you have though you if you you you if see a fish something like that, but not crazy crazy, right?

Yeah, I don't know why triggers me shit trigger you. I don't know what Anyway, it's weird huh? Yeah, whatever That is like a job free shit from Game of Thrones. I wish to watch it alone, please. I don't want to be bothered and give me more tea. And I want grapes. I already asked Dana when the lines and tigers come out. When the day no one's like, What are the lines and tigers I want to lose

or to be eaten? Strange, huh? Yeah, very fucking strange. Like, that's what I was saying on shop show. You better, is he better pray to God? Mark Zuckerberg don't become a fan You know x-fighting rent like the fucking arena. Wow nobody's there Fuck that how far you gonna let this guy go. I mean come on grant that was a fight night at the apex a little different

So yeah, so mobile. Yeah, still for the fighters I'd like wait what no crowd I'm a kid's dream like well, do I get a percent of that since? What are you doing that means means my merch, whatever, I don't know how they do it these days. So I make no money off of any of that stuff. Yeah. And this guy who's worth, how much billions of dollars,

you can just rent it out. It's nuts. Yeah, that's Robert Baron shit. It's, no dude, it's super. Robert Baron. I mean, privileged, it's just not good. Yeah, it drives nuts. Yeah, it's very jaffery game of thrones.

All right, I'll get Mark on the phone. I wanna it's very jaffery. Game of Thrones. All right, really? Mark on the phone. I want to call Zuckerberg. Hey, Mark. The comms, the comms suck. If he was here, I'd be like, it's so great to have you here, man. You're amazing.

All right, so the first one is just, I don't know what to do. Oh, before you start this, hey, be real great dude. Would you think of, so everyone I meet, like, LiReking, real deal. Is he the real deal? I'm like, yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah. I was never like the biggest meet, like, Liverpool, real deal, is he the real deal?

I'm like, yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah. I was never like the biggest fan, like, doing wrong. I like the guy, and I like where he represents, but I don't follow everything he does. So when they say he's coming down, it's like, all right, cool. I don't know, in my head, I'm like, I want to just like an act. I don't know if he's just doing this

to the off camera, he's like, Listen, dude. Like, here's my take. Here's my take on the Liverpool. The legit guy, like, I thought he was a good dude. Well, here's my take on the Liverpool. He's the liberty guy. Like I thought he was a good dude. Well, here's my take on the liberty. He's a lot of fun. Well, what is there to hate?

Are you hating on him because you're, you don't like that he's libert or that you think he does steroids. I don't care about any of that. He's just a character who is fun. He wears this beard. He's got all those people around him. He's clearly a great family man,

he's clearly all about his family and he makes hundreds of millions of dollars. So what I'm looking at is, it's a character, it's a cartoon character, he'll tell you it's a character. Does he sleep on wood all the time? Probably not, he probably stays there, he told you, here he said I stay at five star resorts. That, that's a character.

It's a great American story. He's like, let me see how I can make a name for myself and all the noise. I'm gonna get super muscular and jacked. I'm gonna never wear clothes and I'm gonna eat raw meat. And all of us are like, this is fucking hilarious. But I'm, some of you guys.

I don't see what the fuck. I don't see what the fuck. I can't believe you didn't ask me if he's on steroids. That up. I was like, I don't care. I don't care if he's on steroids. I don't see what the fan's about though. I got came with you to ask you if he's on steroids. I'm like I don't care I don't care if he's on you fuck. I assume everybody's on steroids I literally that has got to do with this story. I'm no fuck also I think what people are mad is that they they're said that he doesn't that he Lose to being all natural yeah, but so and and being subprimal being primal is probably not somebody who would use being subprime, being primal is probably not somebody who would use PDs. But again, I don't care.

But also, we've had Mr. Olympia on there. You want to ask Mr. Olympia? Yeah, or what do you get? Right, so here's what. So with Phil Heath, this is a good example. Phil Heath achieved major excellence. Like was a total outlier in his field. I'm interested in his mindset.

Yeah, I don't care about that. I'm interested in his mindset. Yeah, I don't think you're gonna have a problem with that. I'm interested in his success mindset. Right. Do you understand what I'm saying? I'm a little bit stahd. But I mean, but follow me on this. So, there's a baseball player who has crushed all the records. He may have played five more years or even ten more years because he took PEDs.

But it still doesn't mean that he won a Golden Glove and hit all those balls. I'm sure it helped, but at the same time, it doesn't take away from that work ethic, that insanity. Well, that's a big claimant. That's a debate going on right now. So, Aaron, Judge, you don't fall based on the Yankee. He's at 61. He tied Roger Mercer's record in American League. And then if he hit 62, a lot of people go, that's the record. Well, boss, a baseball historian go well no the records whether or 73 by Barry Bonds and then people will well it's not because of his steroids

but then he go well hold on if you're gonna do that you need to have to do it across the board because there's pictures and other baseball players during that time period of the steroid time period. The picture is on shit. Of course. So the guy throwing the balls on shit the guy who's hitting the balls on shit but you're only allowing the guy who was throwing the ball to be on chip getting the hall of fame right that doesn't make sense No at the time they're all on there's a steroid era everybody was on right. We're out of all all sorts of shit Yes, correct. So you can't just say well that guy was doing it. It's okay if these guys do so the record is 73 yeah, it's not 62 but also Aaron judges a very big man He's also insanely athletic.

So what are you doing? Are you saying that Aaron Judges has achieved excellence after all this time because of steroids? See, I look at it. I'm sorry. No one's saying about Aaron Judges. No, no, I'm saying that you and I can... We talk about this all the time.

Like, look, man. Being really good at something and sustaining it, like it never gets easy like being so stand up Look man, I'm not to say what you will I'm pretty good at stand up man and I've been pretty good for a long fucking time It's never been easy And the reason I got really good is because I obsessed over it and wrote now I have to write another hour It's no easier. I promise. It's no easier. But the argument there and judge on why his is more impressive

This should be the argument not steroids if you look at the the pictures when Barry bonds and Mark McWire We're hitting their home run. Yeah, the MLB knew what was going made all this money and did all this marketing sure And then once they got to some points like oh, yeah, those are bad boys, but they reaped all the benefit Which is out of control But the police I'm coming up with the thing is is Barry bonds would only face like in a game, maybe two or three different pictures, you never face the picture, the same picture numerous times. Aaron judging a single game because the game's changed. He's facing so many different pictures, who are all much better than the pictures like that. So he's facing a variety of different pictures still hitting 61 home runs

Yeah, the game has changed. That's not a ear and judge a very bonds fault Just the game's changed with pictures. So what his level of difficulty is way harder than I'm saying It's very difficult. No anything like that is very difficult. It's like people used to hate unemployed Maybe whether I was like do you know what a genius he is? Do you know how hard that guy works? Mm-hmm. Like what are you doing? I was like, do you know what a genius he is? Do you know how hard that guy works? Like, what are you doing? Because they don't wanna believe in like, those people are different than them.

No, sell them. They don't wanna go. Well, even with the fucking liver king. Oh, the only reason he's out is that he's on steroids. To me, a favor, y'all. Who's less of this you wanna hate on liver king? Take whatever you think he's on, eat liver, take your shirt off,

and put quality content on blind. Let me know if you make millions of dollars. Please do. You're probably not going to. I don't know if hundreds of millions. That's a big rest of the time. I've heard he makes a lot of money. Not hundreds of millions of gressels. I see his YouTube numbers. No, not from that. From his businesses. From the supplement. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't make money out. I'm talking about from his businesses. I don't know. He's a very colorful. I got nothing but positive energy from that fucking guy. He cracked me up. Yeah, I thought it was a real,

like just a, and you know, all I do is meet people. And he's the same on camera and off camera. My superpowers to read people call bullshit. Yes. Good guy. Yeah. Really good person. And I was gonna say earlier,

you want me to ask him this thing and get the same exact response that 40 other people have gotten, it's pointless. Yeah. But also, you think Keri's gonna break the news right? Yeah. But did you notice how he was the same guy when the cameras weren't on? I was really impressed. He's just, he's a super enthusiastic, he obviously loves his life, loves his shit out of his wife. Yeah. He loves his kids. I love a guy like that.

How he thanked you guys, how he's like, let me take a minute. Not just go. Thank you Rob Mjoln, thank you not to me, that, let me take a minute, not just go. Thank you for having me on, I think you're not, Timmy, that was a sign of a really like emotionally mature individual. Yeah, I personally, am I gonna get him? Am I gonna get him? No, absolutely. I almost threw up, I almost shipped my pants. I couldn't.

But God bless him. But also his message is pretty positive. You know, his message is basically, take care of yourself. Like, and by the way, it's not that expensive. You can do this, this, that, you know. It's expensive, but yeah, I hear you. You know, like his message was great. And if that helps people, who cares? But he's going, look, you can eat eggs. You know what I mean? It's like, Hey,

eat 30 eggs today. Yeah. It's not that expensive. Well, he also said, right in Rome, I'll do what the Romans did. He had whiskey. He'll eat fruit. He'll eat food like he'd be. He's there. He had whiskey with us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that he's's not he like he's both Stating these strong principles but going and yeah, sometimes I can't always pull it off or I'm not always I'm not Not mad at you. I like the reason I liked him is he has a sense of humor about himself That's what I like about him. He's got a sense of humor about himself. I really enjoyed him. Yeah, all right You know what you got maybe let's take a little break because I know this hits close to home. You're losing your hair Dude, yeah, do you know listen? listen, don't feel bad, bro.

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bunch marks that as well. yeah, so we'll just play So see Work with actual children he's saying these guys are babies. Yeah Just cuz from a different angle where he says that and I work with fucking Yeah, he's been saying these kids these guys are babies Yeah, that's I in Roger's all right, right? No, wait show the other angle. Yes, you can you can see it kind of looks like no, no not from that angle show the other angle And you'll see there's another one. I was saying from that angle

There's another angle If in Rogers said and I work with fucking children, that's what I'm referring to the Green Bay Packers. I would know. But in my mind, maybe this is for you. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I see. Yeah, it looks like you're right there. Same thing.

I'm saying. Yeah. But it says all lead resting behind though. Yeah, not the Green Bay Packers. Right? There you go. I thought he was saying like, leave me alone. I work with kids.

That's what I may sound like. Okay, yeah. That's the problem with sound bites. Yeah. To be honest, I hear him, I'm just saying he's fucking, he doesn't feel like doing this, he has to work with fucking children.

I'm like, oh my god, this is awful. It's better than children. It was seeing him punk, being like, hey, I'm dumb of the match. Cold and tired, so I'm, He's a nice guy, right? Great guy. Yeah.

Phenomenal guy. Really, really good guy. All right, the next one, a little bit controversial. This guy, Caleb McLaughlin, who's in a stranger thing. He made a statement recently, I think he's overseas somewhere. And he says that he's the least liked person on the show because he believes his racism has some to do with it. He's leaning into it.

He even said like, they go to do like, you know, events, you know, have a lot. Yeah, which I don't. Yeah, bitch, because you're not 11. Because you're not the redhead girl, the star of the shows. He's also young kids. That would be like Carlton on Fresh Pints.

We like, this is racism, just because Will's cool and into rap, his line's long in mind. No, no, the show's called the Fresh Pints of Bel Air, bitch, you know? So with him saying this is like, all right, dude, you're leaning into this. The show is designed for 11 to be the star of the show.

The show is designed for that redhead girl or the guy who plays Vekna to be the star of the show. You went cast as the star. So when you go on these fucking trips and the lines are as long, this was by design. It's not racism thing at all. Jamitaz, I've been on fucking those things when I'm doing a TV show and nobody shows up for me

because somebody else is way more nervous. Do a show of Jessica Simpson at the height of her fame. Tell me how that goes. Like what are you talking about? Like it's just, that's a bad thing to lean into, I think. And he has 15.4 million followers. Oh my gosh. Jesus Christ. Well he says here so he's can do you see the discrepancy in the cast social media stats. His own Instagram has 15.4 million

followers. Crime or river and Browns is a star of the show has 58.5 million, Noah's Snap says 27.6 million and you're like, why am I the least favorite? The young kid who does not fall in love with me. That's what I'm thinking too. He's also a young kid. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me.

He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me.

He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love with me. He does not fall in love Not true. Yeah, I don't agree with that. Otherwise, people wouldn't like, they'd like, LeBron James wouldn't have the kind of, I just don't buy it. And also, like you said, I don't watch the show, but he's not featured prominently. I mean, he's one of the main kids, but it's like, he's, if he died in the first episode, I'm like, oh, man, he was great. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Now, if 11 died of the redhead,

I'd be furious. But that's not because they're white, he was great. None of them give fuck. Now if 11 died of the red head, that'd be fear it. Yeah. But that's not because they're white though. No, that's the main character. They're characters. Oh, you're fuck, it's all about the characters. Yes. All right, Brian, this is for you.

Your favorite porn starter, Uncle Seafreddy. He's gonna have like a multi-episode series on Netflix about his life, but apparently it's not identical to his life, but it's about his life. but apparently side about it's not identical to his life, but it's about about his life Is this a it's a drama cessation? So this is what he says he's my hero by the way Beautiful story inspired by my life, but not my but not my favorite porn star

I mean The women in his course when he was younger were the most beautiful Well, he's on top five come on. Hey, Brian, you brought him up and said his your favorite. It's big. It don't be less gay now. Just, oh, you know what? I know what's going on here. That's why you didn't go that new movie with the gay guys.

What are you talking about? With the bridesmaids with Gays. That's the next story. What are you guys talking about? You didn't go to bros because you were worried people seeing that you didn't do the- No, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know how you're talking about that.

So bros is Billy Eichner. He's the man on the street guy. I think he's funny. Yeah, he's really funny. But he's saying that potentially that the reason why it was a box office fail is because it's a gay movie. If that's no, it's because guys like me

are not gonna go because I can't identify with it. I also didn't go to Crazy Rich Asians. Yeah. I'm not a crazy rich Asian. What's a bigger Democrat than no gay guys or women? Huh? Like, like, bridesmaid, I also went to see bridesmaid. Yeah. 50% of the population going, No, no, but hold on, Brian, when you have that crush, because there's a large majority of Asians in America.

There's not a large majority of gays in America. So they thought America by by yes finally but the normal bro i'm not taking my i'm not taking my date to that i'm like good maybe the movie stuff no the movie supposed to be really good i just have no desire to see that better than right i watch it i'll watch it if it's really good but i don't for me if it's it it's not something i would go to so you go it's about a bunch of gay guys i just am not i there are the things i'm interested in that's all it doesn't it's it's it's not even a guys. I just am not, there are other things I'm interested in. That's all.

It's not even a thing. I'm just like, I don't care. I'm a little indifferent. I hope that I wish the movie success. I don't care. I could've told you, I'm sure. I don't care if it's a good movie and it's a good, I don't care.

Young dudes aren't going to that. Bro, young guys aren't going to, young guys who are straight and that's the vast majority of moviegoers. I'm sorry. I'm not going to that movie. Yeah, came in We'll go to the middle. Mary is not going to make a video. I'm not going to that movie. Middle. America like the blue color guys who make up the majority of the money I was going to go into that. No, so I when I saw this I was curious like was there any game movies that were big? So then I remember broke back mountain right broke back. That was big. big and hollywood i don't think broke back mountain made that much money

that it was a high-score release for that particular hundred-sitting right now i'm just going to say the uh... critics scores are like in the nineties i'm looking at the audience reviews and although it said the audience reviews are high i'm looking at individual reviews i was really high-pissed this movie and then really disappointed by the most grotesque movie

you have seen absolute dark shit that we flopped the box it read the reviews here something isn't right a mark here's the thing yeah when that so when everything so you know when Hollywood was like I got accused of racism or like oh shit and they swing all the way over yeah then all of the Oscars are just black people yeah this is Hollywood being like look we gave gaze a movie. Yeah, and then the report the known those critics would dare They never never Also critics are so outdated like lady King or the other woman King

Like that shit of course, but they didn't Got crazy reviews and it's like Yeah, but sometimes those things align but sometimes they don't, they got crazy reviews in themselves. It's like, it has to. Yeah, sometimes those things align, but sometimes they don't. But it's very rare they align, but the thing is, is you don't want to base a review off of one person writes for the Washington Post. No, you don't. Like, in all the stories,

it's a super angry, like, Shawshank Redemption. Right, there's some saying, sometimes, everyone's in agreement, but you're right, when there's something, you're, what is, well, this, we get smelt, this, this, we get smelt but you're right when there's something you're, what is, well, this week it smells. This week it's about that,

is we can get raving reviews and that guy, oh, America's just not rafers. Oh, we're ready. No, we're finally. It was a good, great crush to it. Sure. Well, in grace it was a fucking monster. How many truly incredible movies, truly incredible,

don't make any money, really fun. A lot. I mean, truly incredible, yeah one truly incredible. Yeah, truly Oh, I see what you say. Yeah, like where it's like it's not just like you was pretty good You're like that was the best movie I've seen people find a year or three years or five. Yeah, people find that No, that's right. That's hard and broke back. Mal was a great movie great fucking drama grab heart breaking movie and Brendan asked me this weekend Would you have played one of the roles and I I said, yeah, I'll get it up.

Me too. Yeah. 100% out. Brendan said, no, that's super bad. I'm not doing that. I got him. I did not say that. You and I played gay.

We played Yawze a gay Indian. Yep. And I was a gay, uh, got him. Leaving Yaw little backlash for that. Did we? Yeah, for the Indian. I'm American, I remember that.

Now we can completely cancel. Yeah, but with this stuff, like you can tell Hollywood has an agenda to push it, with this thing, and I don't know when Hollywood, politician on this, when you force Americans do something, it is in our DNA to fight back. Right, right. Wait on November.

Yeah, yeah. Which is way too long. Oh, I know. It's in our DNA to fight back. And if you're not, you know, somebody said something interesting because the wolf and young, because there's this movement to the left

that is really progressive, the new punk rockers are going to be the right wing. It's always that way. It's like kids will start to push back on their parents. Yeah. You're raising me to be anti-racist and all that. I don't,

I just wanna live my life. The guy that I brought up earlier, will Franken in 2016, he was like, Trump is punk rock. Yeah. Oh yeah, you're great. Dude, like if you were, That's true, like if you were a red magahe, like holy shit, that guy is,

punk rock. Edgy. He's edgy. Are you walking a star would you see a Maggie? How you like holy shit dude? Oh man when you might as well be two fingers like oh my god your gangster but correct from wrong when you're when you're in places like Tacoma or Spacana You see a whole bunch of Trump T-shirts. You see a whole bunch of Trump like you see a lot of that a lot of America What is the last time you saw Biden trip by the way? I don't think I've ever seen that.

I don't think that. I just see the go-brand in shirts. No, no, I see Biden's stickers. That's a head-tight buy-danger. No, I know, I'm just saying that. That's why it's Biden merch. Yeah, I know. His merch sucks.

He's a bumper sticker. Biden's merch sucks. The only place you'll see a bumper sticker for Biden is on a Subaru or on a Prius. That's it. You don't see him anywhere else. And it's a lesbian with a mask driving. Buy yourself.

Who's a convertible and has a mask on him, that makes no sense. Yeah, it's usually somebody who's... It's so ridiculous. Yeah, Bines merch sucks though. He needs help with his merch game. Trump's merch is lit. I don't like it, but it's just saying,

nothing went viral, the hats and shit. Oh yeah, it was nuts. How many have you seen thousands of hats? You know, like, I've never seen a single person wearing something that says, well, then I have that red Supreme hat, it was one of my fair hats. I had to stop wearing it.

People were like, oh, pro Trump, no, it's just a red hat. He can't have red hats. I can't wear red hat anymore. Yeah. And you don't want that. He will, like, I have a lot of cops in my shows and they gave me this cool boss in PD hoodie.

And I was a winter on like New Bay Street and all over the Fenway. The looks I got from people and I was like, wow, even with just a police police hoodie all day. Oh, I rocked it all day. Fucking I'll wear that shit all day. I love cops. All right, check this out. This woman up from Montana. She got a wolf tag right to shoot a wolf. I think you're joking. The good job. You saw this. Check out this woman up from Montana. She got a wolf tag right to shoot a wolf. I think you're wrong in the

Good job. I saw this. Check out this. Oh, she was super proud of herself. She killed the husky. Oh, so she killed her. She didn't post it and thought it was a wolf. You fucking hit. Here's the thing. Huskies look like wolves. Do you see a real wolf? It's like having a fucking Chrysler 300 and a real Royals Royce fan to balls up and you're like, oh, they don't look like wolves? Do you see a real wolf? It's like having a fucking Chrysler 300 and a real Royce fan to pull something like, oh, they don't look like each other. But a fucking husky next to a real fucking wolf, what the, she thought it was a pup. She thought it was a pup.

And there's no way, I don't think I would ever and even the smallest amount of mistaken a husky for a wolf. My only thing is if you're in the woods, and that you just see that rut in my eyes, I can see what she posted and she's super proud to. I also, she's holding it up and I'm like, that's fucking, that's a dog. It's so obviously. I'm like, hey, you killed the side of the head, huh?

Oh my god. Maybe she shot it and then skinned it. Oh, that's the horrible part. So I'm not gonna show the pictures on here, but. I don't mind. I mean, I love dogs back. Look at that. She's like, look, cut my stuff. That's just, that's the horrible part. So I'll show I'm not gonna show the pictures on I mean, I love dogs back look at that. She's like look at my That's just that right there's just You know what I gotta be honest. I feel bad for this woman

She's a I don't Feel walls in the first place though. Well, so wolf tags are because they end up eating a livestock and if you don't kill them, they're gonna fucking get hunted anyway. I don't know. She buzzed at those and we all lit. I mean, don't post. So the K dumbass, that's a husky. She was like, where was that husky in the woods?

Yeah, also yeah, like what a match you like, wait, hey, where's my husky? They said that someone got rid of like six huskies or whatever. I'm so excited to be the one who gets rid of huskies. I know, huskies are all good. They shed a lot, so if you were black all the time, I understand what I'm out the door. To all a lot of things in our disposal, not true.

What's the other way? I purchased my wolf tag prior to leaving for a beer hunt and the event I ran to a wolf in which I came to encounter with what I thought could be a hybrid during this time. My safety was top priority. This animal was growling, howling bullshit. And come at me like, is he gonna eat me? Yes, I may have a mistake,

because I think it was a hybrid. The dogs were dropped in a little. 19 dogs were dropped off in a little. 19 dogs would be dropped off in a little. Hey, honest mistake. Honest mistake. I would still have shot because it was aggressive and come directly from me.

So please remove all your posting. I just shot and killed someone's pet. Only human dynamic mistake, I think it was a hybrid wolf pup. However, there are no charges or against me as I did not break any laws. I'm not a cruel individual just putting, just put killing people.

I'm not a cruel individual, just put killing people's pets. She just out. I'm trying to just out killing. But by the way, so once she killed this animal and she has it right in front of it, you how do you, how can you mistake in that for? She's in the wild because she's in the wild.

No, after she killed it, she probably hasn't seen it. But she probably hasn't seen one. So to her mistaken that for? She's in the wild, because she's in the wild. No, after she killed those, she probably hasn't seen it. She probably hasn't seen one, so to her, it's like, yeah, so fucking. And you don't expect a husky in the middle of nowhere to come running at you, but these somebody dropped off all these dogs in the woods.

Got you. In wolf territory. Yeah, I would never. Firstly, I couldn't kill a wolf, I love wolves. The fact that she was so proud and put it in her hunting. She wasn't looking for wolves. She was looking for a bird. But she got the wolf tag because they said

they were going to be around there. But then also, not to her defend, they can't kill dogs, but put the husky. It would be tough. What's the chance? When are you going to run the husky in the woods in the wild? And then I think she's just trying to say, for us, we're going to go snarling and growling.

I mean, come at me. I'll just shut it anyway. That probably never happens, she's trying to say face there. Well, I'm not talking about that. But to say it's a wolf. I'm not talking about the huskies, we're abandoned. But say she thought it was a wolf like pup or like a hybrid. Yeah. No, I believe that she does because she was so proud

and posing with it. If she realized she'd killed a husky, she'd probably like, oh, I got to get out of here. Oh, yeah, I would. Yeah, so she probably really believed it was. But I'm like, you should know better. Jesus. Yeah, we gave it away.

The dog color said Sammy on it. God damn it, lady. Here's another wilderness outdoors one. So there is a walleye fishing contest. And Stephen Renell, it reposted this too. And one of the, there's two guys that are that I guess placed before. So they found out that there's stuffing weights inside the stomachs of the walleye fish

Waller alive? I don't know. I don't know if you have to keep them alive now and also fish for ladies in there as well, so I just play the video quick I bet you this in the first time they've done yeah This video kind of sucks Oh Damn look I guess you get the fuck out of here all those those boys are mad. Yeah, that's that that's that storm the capital energy Those boys were that guy said capital and I get it goes get the fuck out here wow how dear fucking dummy This is a better video from Stephen. No

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Assholes. You're the only fucking champ who took me off on that movie. See, slicing the belly open. You're the only champ who took me off on that movie. Hey, hey, look at that. You're the only one who took me off on that movie. Listen to the guy filming. Look at you. You're the only one who took. Listen to that filming. Look at your 30% off to the right of the way.

Yeah, so they found fish fillets and weights inside of it. I like the game. You're going to jail. Well, no, but no, it's not. But also enjoy your life in prison. He's fishing, even fishing has cropped. I quit. Here's a quick one, because he's a friend of the show.

They were probably making bank winning other competition Yeah, they're making money so I was like now the fucker the fish so heavy all the time. Wow Finally, so I'm gonna tell mass and also what a dick like the guy filming. You're going to burn jail I like that and he goes get the fuck out of here thousands of dollars. Oh Damn ten to ten to ten to ten. Did he get out there alive or did they skin him like that Husky? Yeah, but he's a piece of shit. So did they skin him like the Husky? No.

That's, Hey, listen, I'm just saying. I'm just saying preacher Lawson. I guess he did a kickboxing match recently. So preacher asked me a while ago to get him a MMA fight. Um, but you know, he's about us. I mean, he's athletic, huh? It's fucking, pretty just how I'm delinid if I lose.

Yeah, and then afterwards he's a stud. I can't put this down. We're going to win here. We sure are. Damn. How's his, uh, have we seen him? I didn't see the actual fight. Is there any footage of him?

Let's check. And preacher is fucking hilarious. He's funny. He's so funny He's funny good friend. Tasha. I go to prison with his butt. He's a big bubble butt. So fucking funny Is it? See this Handsome Parker He's giving his dates to awesome oh wow they should do that like this is more I think this is the head moment this is last year and there's no video of his recent fight I just he has a react into my second fight there's no video of his recent fight. He has a react into my second fight.

There's no third fight on there. It should be the most thing, right? You know. You can find a kid to have anyone to do it. Now I don't see it. He's so fucking funny though. It's great. Get for him, man. Good friend. I'm gonna try one more thing. You had love to see the fight

Just January 80 had one such as their... January? Oh MMA, not just kickboxing. Can you see that one? What? He did a straight up MMA fight? Yeah, so man. It's a real fight. Preacher's crazy.

Fuck yeah it is the damage because they have shingards on B you can tell huh okay yeah fuck we get the preacher movement not bad at all not at all oh shit punches oh they need to his job was nice oh, he's fucking this kid up Oh, it need Can you need an amateur oh It's 18 minutes. Let's see is he is a decision. I thought he was going to wonder. Wow, man, 55, 70.

Right, 70. Oh, man. Jesus. Oh, that's a fight. That's a real fight. Preaches out there, man. Fuck. Impressive. Preaches out there man. Fuck. Impressive.

Oh shit, he lost this one. Interesting, he was lighting them up in the beginning. Good for him. Good for preacher, man. That's badass. Fuck yeah, it's badass. Putting your money where you're not. Let's get you. Alright, Mark's here.

Let's see here. Okay. Let's see here. Okay Let's go to the groom fail, huh? Oh the group. Yeah That's a fun one So groom suffers horrific injury trying to show bride how much you left. Oh Sorry, I just knew I love him see that that's pretty much it right there. Oh He just seems lipping they're like doing like a little dance in that. You see what happens to his arm there? You can see your elbows not supposed to bend that way.

Oh, he break his arm? Yeah. So he's got this choreograph thing where he's running around and it's just a little slip in that. Oh, oh, fuck. Ah, ah, dude. This is really romantic. He's got a bad eye soon.

And then I just... It's been the night and then I just... This is... Fuck bro! He tried, man. Oh look at him, he's out. Well my friend got married and the best... His father's best...

Her father's best friend had a heart attack and died right on the dance floor. That's a bad sign. Do you divorce. Huh? They divorced a long time, but they'd lasted long time. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I know those dance floors take that thing off your face. Why is it got why is it got oxygen on his face? No, they might be needs all that put him out. Yeah, pray at surgery. Oh man. He's tipped out like that too on your wedding night Oh, it's bad tip. This lady's like God bad. He's got a little like that too on your wedding night. Oh, that's bad tip This lady's like God bad to me. It's got a little kind of going on. I'm depressed. Don't show me that stuff. He makes me sad

What about the Antonio Brown on the subject of Antonio Brown? I used to roll in Tom Brady posted picture him in jazel kind of funny, huh? I guess Antonio camped off with some of the while weekend with a curious Instagram move one day after a video service to the battle for what receiver exposing himself to guess in a May 14th pool incident. Dubai brown took the Instagram on Sunday to share a photo of himself with supermodel Gisele Bunsen. Well he lived with Tom Brady, right? When he first came to Florida Tom had him live with him to keep him on track. And then he says in the caption put that shit on.

Hmm. I don't know why you didn't they like each other? Yeah, somebody vouched. What does that put that shit on though? What does that mean? I don't know. They put that shit on like the the Superball winning shirt or something. I got a commenter said, huh? Disrespectful that man let you in his crib. Yeah, he's like time to let him live together. It's fucked up. What else you got? What you like? Um, let's do the my great uncle Walt Disney. Oh, he has, was she on a man?

I was listening to her on man. I don't know if it specified oh yeah exactly exactly that is the airs abby ell disney ripped her great uncle walled disney for being fascist and smoking anti-semitism when he's if i go to amazon if i go to a lot of places i'm going to get something in the same range uh... because that's that's what market decided

but the market has also decided that there has to be these huge rewards for shareholders, huge rewards for management. There's so much cash flow. She's going against Disney. They're so, so profitable. And we're not using that cash to reward workers why should they live at the very bottom of what is tolerable or acceptable. That was more that was a sort of a different point than the article.

The other quotes that were in Shigwer he boarded on rabid fascism and just tells about some of the decisions he made. This has been going on for a long time. Yeah they weren't sure about delving it at the stereotypes that serve them uh... the three little pigs in the big bad wolf uh... he portrayed the wolf as a jewish peddler and named one of the wisecrackings black rose from dumbbell jim crow look people racist back then yeah on a bash at least so

it sucked being black say at least and so i guess her message now as we heard from my clip, is more worker friendly. She said they were men of their time, but that's the excuse they knew. I don't know if they did. My grandfather wasn't racist, and he was old. It depends on who you were as a person, man. Yeah, yeah, really that the Splash Mountain song,

song of the South, apparently. I was done now. When I went to the South, I noticed how many families I was friends with their kids. I couldn't believe how the N-word was used all the time. And you used that word in my house, in my grandmother's house, my grandmother's house, my mother's house, my father's house. I would have gotten the fuck kicked out of me. When was this?

I was born in 1967. Before he had it as a kid. I would have gotten the fuck kicked out of me. What was this? I was born in 1967. So you're singing it as a kid? As a kid when I grew up, the N word was used among white people in America in the South and in the North, by the way. When I went to summer camp, the kids that I knew who are from New York, in New York, if you were Irish or if you were Italian in New York City, or you grew up in the boroughs of the Bronx or Brooklyn,

you used the N word all the time. You use the N word all the time. You use the N word all the fucking time and I heard it all the time. There is no doubt that racism was alive and well in the North and the South and we've made big strides. But do you see the guy who he's selling solar panels? We're doing King's thing. He's selling solar panels. He just messes up.

He rings the guy's doorbell. He's selling solar panels. We're doing King's thing. So solar panels. They just messes up And he brings guys doorbell Guys, bye guys. Hey, sir. Yes. I'm just going around the neighborhood. We sell solar panels to and he said the N word And he goes, oh no, I didn't mean that not in the case. Fuck off close the door. It's the worst This is the good one. It's the worst hiccup of all time. Why would he say that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I he say that? I don't know. For a wedding slip, but clearly it's a guy who's accustomed to saying the Edward. Let's just put it that way. You would have to assume with the ease in which he said it. I should show it.

It's all over, Jen. I don't know if YouTube's in to it. It's the worst slip of all time. And he just stays there at the door like, oh my god, I fucked up. Is that a white guy? Yeah, Gary Phil's bee. It's the worst apple. Is that a white guy? Yeah, do you really feel this way? It's the worst apple time.

Oh, just a red. Hey, how you doing? Hey, it's a black one. Yeah, it's up for Nando. We're in a few doors. Now we're in 1845. OK, so we do solar around here. We're just coming around.

Oh, I don't know. Oh, I didn't do it. Sorry, dude. Neighbors. I apologize. Yeah, it's my fault. So I said I'm neighbor. You can always say.

Talking about the neighbors. Neighborhood? We said N wordhood. We should. I think you said it. can always say. Talking about the neighbor's neighborhood, when he said inward hood. We should, we had like, it's literally, it's everywhere. He's also, we can find a chain. He's also Latina, Latina. And I'm just so mortified. When you hear the real thing, like, holy.

That's exactly what happens is, among your group, you're talking about that. Maybe do it on Twitter how in jarrison. Oh, it's the biggest fuck up all time. I don't know what happened them I don't know if he lost his job or well, it's just a major disaster. Oh Dude He it's and he's thought he stopped at the end and he's just like damn Oh, man.

So how would you search in Twitter? You can't search for that. He's got salesmen, he's in. I'm already cringing. Oh no, he's hearing it's way worse. That's strange. It's way worse. Oh, no. There it is.

That's it. So the guys at the door are right there, you guys. We're going to go to the end. We're at 18.45. Okay, so we do solar around here. We're just coming around talking to the neighbors Sorry neighbor I apologize. Oh God damn it. I can't take it. Oh No keep playing drink because he goes and but he thinks he's like man, America can salvage this much Because he goes and but he thinks he's like man, American salvage this luch

And he's not let he not brown. He's white It's famous for Nando Look at him. He's like God. He realized he fucked up. He's a god. There should go back Look at him. He's thinking about going back. Oh, that this is it's rewinding to the front. Oh, it's so fucking embarrassing. It's so bad. You know what? You know what happens though? In your mind, you're thinking to yourself,

how crazy would it be if I said that? Like, you can say, you can think, like there are times when you can think, like as a human being you go, can you imagine if I said something like that? Like we all do that. I've never done that. No, I'm saying. I've never done, I've never had it been like, oh, don't say the unworked here. No, but you can in your mind, you can be like, can you imagine if I went up and said something? Like you can,

you can always think of the worst case scenario because you're doing this job and you have time and you're thinking too much credit. I think you use the word, it just came out. I don't know. I don't know. And it wasn't like, and I, G-G-A, it was a horrible. Oh, I know, that was so painful. Okay, I did a slip before, but not like that. So, you know, I was hand on my friends, and there's a gay couple. And it was always in my mind that there's a gay couple

don't say anything stupid. And of course, suddenly I'm like, to talk to my other friend, oh, that's oh that's sure to so gay or something like that. I'm like, oh fuck that. And I never say that, but for whatever reason I was thinking gay, so came out. Sometimes, yeah, my buddy has grown up

with his dad passed away from cancer when he was like, two, so he grew up without his dad. And he was like, his dad was his hero. We were playing a game and I was beating the shit out of him. And he was like starting to get all mad And like who's talking shit to me? I was like why don't you go and get your dad down and beat his ass and he's all And I was like oh, I'm so he's like fuck you. Oh my god. I was like 12 and I was like oh no, I didn't mean you're dead I will tell you

So my buddy is my buddy Gavin is cutting he's cutting warrior the movie and The editor's there and he's just editing and so I'm with Gavin I'm with my other buddy and I'm with my other buddy and so Gavin said something like I got this like pain, you know something like that fucking. Oh, I I got this pain or something like that. Fucking, oh, I got this thing, or this is bugging me and I go, cancer, you have cancer, cancer. And Gavin goes, like right behind me,

I go, what are you, both his parents had terminal cancer. But that's not right. I didn't know. And the guy, the guy with the thing was just doing it. I said he didn't move. I was like, he's right, he's right. I'll see you guys later. That's a bad whole that that that's I didn't know and the guy and the guy the guy with the thing was just doing that He didn't move. I was like he's right. He's right. I'll see you guys later. That's a professional right there Yeah, he probably knows to his like he's not but I do that like like like like my buddy Kevin has he had sure of And there was a sit on his back and I walk by and I go that's cancer You don't have a lot you don't have long to live and I just kept walking like you know, yeah, but sometimes yeah

kept walking like, you know, but sometimes, yeah, if you joke around, maybe cancer isn't the fun thing. Maybe yeah, but I like choking about. No, I just you got a, what else you got on the mark? About cancer. Megan Kelly says, put your vagabagway or Putin's new convoy. Or bring up. Goblins, Biden thinks Coast Guard members and fires. Did you see, did you see, did you see fucking Hillary Clinton having a serious conversation with Megan D. Stallion,

her and Chelsea about Wap or Wap that great song and was so empowering. It's just them trying to hit. What, that's pussy? That's just them trying to get a fan base. Wow, fuck you. Look, we're hip, we're cool. How about that Wap song?

Hell for us. Chelsea shell out of here. Which one? Let's do the green goblins. I thought this was pretty interesting. So at first I thought, like maybe is this some sort of like TikTok prank video, train victims mom slams complete animals in bizarre neon leotards who assaulted robbed NYC teens. They're the green goblin gang and the furious mom of one of their victims says the fiends were complete animals randomly attacking their daughter on her birthday of all days.

And they're in females. And they're just attacking and slaying for what reason. I guess it was a robbery. Newly released video captured the bizarre group of female robbers. Oh, they're too guns. Wearing full body, young green lean tarads as they punched and tossed around to 19 year old women on a green man. We're a subway.

Wow. Train about 2 a.m. Sunday, the victims were robbed of a cell phone and a handbag. That's a lot of work to just rob a cell phone and a handbag, huh? Well, it's also pretty easy to find them this year. And you're the green God. The guys in Manhattan Beach who robbed,

what was that? The guys with guns, let me guys with guns came in at like six p.m. in the Manhattan Beach. Rob that you always still got away with a million dollars worth of shit, $1 million, never got caught. Got in their car, a gang, and I talked to the guy who was there.

He was a job, bud. Came in with their guns and just took out, took literally a million dollars. And the cops are like, yeah, they kind of want to. And also, you take a big loss. Insurance doesn't pay for all that. I know. Well, I was watching, I don't know why people are fast named by it, but maybe I do,

because I watch it whenever there's a car, or like a car chase, the news will stop whatever. Breaking news, car chase down the 101. So watch it the other night. You know, now the rule in California is they won't pursue or chase the person. So they'll put the spikes out, but they don't want to injure people.

The cops will just back off. And then even the news is where it was like, you know, for those of you that don't know, the chopper follows them, but they're not, the cops don't pursue it. So they don't want them, because more people get hurt with them trying these crazy maneuvers. Yeah, so let them go now And say just so you know that the you know the cops are gonna live to find another day though

Hopefully he messes up again. They find him like oh wow. Well, that's pretty bossy. Yeah The guy was fucking chucking and driving like fast and furious. So I'm backwards and shit and a civic Scary and driving like fast and furious, so if you're backwards and shit and a civic. Pay him. Scary. All righty, still one more. Which one? What do you think about the Putin's new convoy? Because I think this is a, already what I thought was right.

I'm scared of it. I'm scared of it. Well, you know, they have different rules of engagement in Russia. They believe in using tactical nukes, for example, to clear out a field so that troops can march through it, even though the guys who march through that are going to die of radioactive poisoning pretty soon, right? So they just have a different attitude towards nukes, and it is not unfeasible that they

may use them. A lot of this is, you know, setting up a picture. But they, I'm just saying they do have different like they they're philosophy yeah yeah yeah in warfare and then also NATO because they're saying right you can't want to meet with NATO to sign with them but NATO's not going to do it because we do that then it's on that we need they we need a he needs a face statement way to get the fuck out of you crain that's really yeah maybe that's a good idea to get a very human face doesn't you

yes military trade along to the forces responsible for us nuclear arsenal has been spotted moving toward the front lines in you crane my thing let's say he went crazy he's went that she crazing started launching nooks they're saying that he can't really fuck with america too much no like someone new york he might be able to reach with not much of New York. Well, no, no, it's also that, you know, the truth is NATO has the capability to destroy Russia's entire army in a long weekend. It's the problem is that if you give the Ukrainians weapons that are too devastating, that

would be a red line in the sand. Like it's a balancing act. We're giving you Ukraine. We're giving trillions of dollars, but we're like, We're giving them a lot of weaponry that is working, but you gotta be careful. You don't wanna complete the devastate their whole army.

It's just a fucking terrible disaster, man. For the Russians too. It's horrible. They don't wanna be in there. Those Russian kids do not wanna be in there. I feel so bad about that. Let's, which one do we end on? Do we end on, put your badge away from making Kelly

or Biden thinks over it? Let's put your vat away from making Kelly or by the way with making Kelly what she said so this is an old thing i'd like that she's referring to but making Kelly thought Jennifer Lopez and like jay yeah it's what's the person like Jordan Peterson listen to Jordan Peterson subscribe to Jordan Peterson or anybody else speaking out of any issues they get that's not the good we can hear the white man may cali phy Jennifer Lopez and jacquira were outfits that were too revealing

when the singers perform i disagree i disagree i objected to like jalo and jacquira showing their vat of the super bowl the folk former fox news prime time star said under podcast a podcast, like, I don't want that. I think this is the clip here. Yeah. I object to like J. Lowe and Shakira showing their badge at the Super Bowl. Like I don't want that.

It's got to be a situation appropriate. She's being so. But I don't really object to just like women embracing their bodies or showing off their bodies. Like the pictures you see, Pauline and Port Scovid just had a really interesting post. She showed her bottom. She looks amazing. Yeah.

What I object to, back on the Kardashians, is the unrivaled vanity, like the self-promotional out of control focus on one's self. I agree. I agree. I agree. We live in a time when that's considered paramount, I think, at the end of the day, it sucks.

And I don't think it brings out the best in people. But that's what I think. Do you think there's any tension in her being a on-air personality who makes her living off? What's that? Her appearance. Yeah, me and Kelly, and my mother, and she's out with me, because the one with me is, she's pretty fucking smart. I'm impressed with me and Kelly. and I'm wondering, she's out where she is. She's pretty fucking smart.

I'm impressed with me. She is very smart. She's very smart. I've always been a fan. Yeah, we've always been a fan. She's a lot of friends. She's about us, and she's well-growned, and she's very attractive. And she's very attractive.

She is. Sign me, the fuck up. It's always interesting that when people go, they're showing their vag, and it's like, but they didn't, they just, like, Shakira, I would marry, and I think Shakira's classiest, fuck, Jennifer Lopez is very, very much, she's about herself only. She's such a classic narcissist, and you know, she's been very successful.

The question is, what kind of success? She looks better than greater than 50, and she's older than that. I saw her at the chili cookoff, and she looked at her. She's fantastic. But, you know, Iaded 50 and she's older than that. I saw her at the chili cookoff and she looked fantastic. But, you know, I don't think she's not wowing me with her music or even her dancing. She cares? No, no, she cares it does. Oh, interesting.

Not JLo, not JLo. Not of course, JLo has the better voice. Oh, you're out of your mind. You know, Hold on, you think JLo has a better voice? Please take that back. Her catalog or song? No, that's a door. Please take it back.

No, you don't know what the fuck. You think that JLo has a better voice than she cares? It Oh, no, that's a door on you. Please take it out. You know what, you don't know what the fuck, you think that Jail has a better voice than a chicken? Can, do me a favor. Ha, let's just, let's just, let's just, no, has a better, no one would agree with you. Jim, let's see, hold on.

Hold on, let me do this beat. Let me help you, you're 55. Let me help you out there. Oh fuck. Go to, Alarist. Album sales, Jennifer Lopez. Album sales, Album sales have nothing to do with it. You get two likes who more?

No, that's not, okay McDonald's sells more hamburgers And otherwise you can't what the what beat McDonald's makes a good hamburger than what they don't make a good hamburger compared to Their compared don't compare numbers Commerciality to somebody who has a great voice. Don't compare success. No, okay. No, so so okay So that's the metric so it's not about art is it's about artistry dude. How's J. Lohan Orders people who are how are you better artist? She's a she's there's better there's people I'm not she's all she's not she's not there's nothing J. Lohan's ever done artistically ever that would be considered

Original okay, but she care is she care is a better singer and dancer, but she's done stuff artistically. That's original I don't know I don't know, but Shakira has a better by far a better voice than JLo and I don't think anybody that sings would disagree with that You can't just go by how many records she sold but she's still beets her with record Shakira Shakira still beats her Jennifer Lopez to me has always been just, I mean, I just think she falls short from me. Here's my thing. I'm a fan of J.Lo and Shakira. Here's my, but are you a shithand?

What do you mean you're a fan? I like J.Lo. But what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Why are you a fan of Shakira? Calm down, dude. No, you don't.

Shakira's a agent. Here's my other thing. I don't give a fuck. But if you want our y'all, you're all fucking dating shkirac calm down dude? No, you not you care is it here's my other thing I don't give a fuck but if you want our y'all you all fucking day with us are calm down Why do you like a del's better than both of them current wise? Shakira is pretty bad bad ass, but she's not amazing boys as far as what no hold on we're not talking about dancing We're talking about singing no Shakira can not like the Delbright no a Dallas not even close Well, no, no, no, I've a Del's amazing, but Shakira's amazing too. They're not even the same fucking category. Nobody would say that.

I don't know, I mean, I'm a huge Adelph. Adel compared to Shakira. Shakira can stand. Compared to Adel, she's like once in a lifetime fucking voice. Adel's ridiculous. Yes, she's great, but Shakira. So that's your point. Can belt.

Your point is Shakira's better because she has a more Better voice, right? I think Shakira is a more more of a artist musician. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I would say they're both Jalen Shakira the same thing their package They dance they shake their ass. They sell a lot of pop records a Dell is an actual artist She's not shaking her ass shaking her tits She got up one night only in Hollywood saying just acapecapella. Oh, I understand. That's how good she is. I understand, but that would be an artist. She's carrying Jail is the exact same thing. She's carrying the same thing. Maybe you're the big of a pair of some big

shaker. No, I am. I am a fair. I'm actually. I am. I am. She's amazing. She's not a deal, but but she's pretty amazing. She's amazing. I think she can do almost anything, right, as a singer. And she's known for that. But having said that, JLo has never done anything I have ever seen acting wise or musically wise that I think is even remotely original. I think what she is is just gorgeous. She puts out a lot of stuff and she has a great energy. She's charismatic. She has an energy. She has a, she's a business. She's also gorgeous.

She's a big, she's beyond gorgeous. She's also a dancer. Yeah, I mean, no, I would say, Jennifer Lopez is really, really good at branding, at being a business woman, at all that stuff. So you can't take away from the fact that she's got this crazy drive intelligence. Do you see her in Selena?

Do you see her in Selena? Do you see her in Selena? No. No. But what got her to the dance, you know, but she was never a great actress. There weren't a lot of levels to her. Just the thing that blew her up with Selena.

Yeah. Well, she's so good looking. Like I saw an audition tape of hers that before she made it and she didn't even get the job and you see her and that and you're like, well, she's the best looking woman I've ever seen in my life. She has something right. Personally, Jennifer Lopez, like personally,

as far as physically goes, that's my, that's my, almost my Mount Rushmore. She's one of the girls on my run. Listen, I'm not getting my car and put any of their songs on. No, no, no, you're not. No, you're not. But when she was younger, forget it. Yeah, you give it all up. That's. This is for in living color. You would lose your mind for her. Let me hear a thing. Hold on.. See I think it's the similar comparison like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Like Britney's not a great singer. Christina Aguilera can sing.

Oh my God she can sing. But Britney was bigger. So she doesn't have an instrument, but she's trying and she's got balls. And when you're that beautiful and you can do that, you're gonna get... She was fucking good in Selena. Outside that, you know. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. But she is, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, No, no. No, no. No, no.

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No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no a fucking idiot. How you, how you miss your girlfriend, not realize she, her man who's a premier league soccer player cheated on him. Oh, well, he's a premier league soccer player. You'll be cheated on. They caught video on the beach.

Oh, no, you're not a fan. I'm not a fan of him. She, she, uh, she went to UCLA, I think, or what was it called? She went doing, she just was in college and she never told, she had a different name and nobody knew it until the press. Really? Oh, when she was famous or did she wear aless she got her whole degree and everything she's tiny Yeah, the other thing is I love my foot the other thing is I'm in her

Yeah, make boost. Yeah, I did this is Be be we've done 10,000 out of the podcasting. I had no clue. You're the fan of she goes. Yeah, I'm now Okay, I name a song no, but I thought you said you knew she's got I know all this I'll tell you what's new to me Mark knows it Mark knows all this work you know where it's Spanish I'll tell you what's crazy I know more records than JLo Oh, here's math. She's secure is

the book that's international and a fucking beast. Yeah, I can't believe this is like in Spanish. This is like recent, her man cheated on. Recent. She speaks in Spanish, remember. It's banhio, she. So there's a whole, that's all of South America. Dude, how's your Spanish?

Not bad. I mean, let me see, let me see. Let me see. I mean, I learned by learning these songs. I think she's, Spanish, Colombian and Lebanese. I believe that's what her mixture is And she's also in tax trouble in Colombia. Oh, she was nine million dollars. That's her boyfriend right there Or husband they have kids the other. Oh, no, I need cheated on her. You have to meet taxes in Colombia But you know what she's probably gone all the time. He's gone all the time. It's tough

He's a he's a stuff look at's gone all the time. It's tough. He's a stuck. Look at how beautiful those kids are. I feel for both of them in that situation. And that's the chick. No, she's accusing him of Lutex messages. Oh, it's her. That's not her though. He got caught with like a strip.

My baby and my nanny are some sort of like let them kiss in there. Oh no. Wait, that's the girl. Yeah, so it says. And it looks like a friendly hug to me Oh, you're gonna get how That's a nice to meet you in the water, you know, what if you're this friends in there by the way right there

He was on the beach like your fox. You see that there's even worse They're like holding hands on the beach and the car would just look like he picked her up from somewhere. Maybe she needed a ride. Yeah Oh wow, that's a problem. That's a hello. That's how Europeans kiss that was the one that went pretty crazy. Well, you're fucked. I have not I still haven't seen it. One lip kiss here. I've seen a lot of European greetings. Yeah, but she's got arms around her and the water. I mean, oh, so what? My girls with a guy like that. It's true. That guy. It is

fucking. Maybe they have primarily defender. We're fucked, buddy. If your girls are hanging out with permanently, you're they have all the money and what I got also the best looking athlete I have anybody you don't want me you don't want medium and wrinkled with the fuck you don't want 55 I'm not sure if I'm I'm hip to that. Huh? I'm not even a secure She's all right. I'm all the same the music. You had no idea she got cheated on. No, I didn't know I did she has tax issues. No, she's like what's these nights? There's some stuff. That's just you know, I got a little I got a little way to his Chris F. J. I was like, oh, hey, what and then I'll I'm never seen argument. I guess all What you get this upset over Shakira's a low and in the middle of it

I was like, I said a better like well, maybe I lost interest in your argument Cuz I was like I don't really care that mean you're not saying wait what But Shakira does have an impressive voice. Yeah, she can sing she can I think they're both impressive I don't want one's more of a business person. Yeah, there's more one's more relevant She cares, just no J. Lo she had a movie just come out But and she just made Ben Affleck you know one thing that you underestimate sometimes is like the whole Latin You know community worldwide like the Spanish you think like oh bad bunny whatever he was an on my radar I think why he's got 80 million followers

Well, that's like Carol G like you know my girl's Mexican shit. She loves Carol G. Even though Carol G's she's Puerto Rican. I forget what she is. Yeah. I girls in the country. I don't know what I forget what she is but most I bet Brian's never heard of it. She looks like Clem in. She's Clem in. So she looks like Chloe Kardashian but better. Yes. And she's super talented. Dude, she is massive. So my girl went to the Bad Bunny concert on Saturday night at fucking Staples or whatever's now the... What's that Bad Bunny? Here's the thing.

So when I was giving you this Brian, Brian just said, what's a Bad Bunny, right? So that's why I get so frustrated. But Bad Bunny is, hold on, the biggest artist in the world right now. Bad Bunny. All the awards all the way bad bunny. Yeah, bring up bad bunny. How do I know now? How do I not know bad bunny? Fuck I'm old. He's an actor too. That's bad. He's in narcos. Oh, so bad bunny is a musician? Yes, the long he's the musician right now real he beat out like he beat out Taylor Swift

Who's a fan? He's Real he beat out like he beat out Taylor Swift was a man. He's Columbia and I think or what is things in Spanish? Oh only yeah his English is not good. Okay, it's okay He did a song with Drake though and Drake sung Spanish. Oh wow. Puerto Rican. What are you guys? He knows his all uh as well. He's also by What's all you do? Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. There you go. Mm-hmm cool glasses How did you find this out? Bye. Yeah, he talks about what an amazing name bad bunny. I Guess maybe the name was a clue, huh bad bunny bad bunny bad bitch and your girl went to bad bunny Oh did you ever merge my kid that the merge teachers and shit whoa?

Oh boy, no, he got caught making out with a gun at club. Okay, all good. And now did he admit it before? Was this kind of like, okay, you got it? He talked to like, like he's not, he doesn't identify as straight or biased. He's like, I'm just, he's fluid. He's fluid, I'm fluid. I'm a fuck whoever.

Kids these days are fluid. You know what you say? You know this is how it is. Ask me, ask me how, what my sexuality is. What's it, what are you into? I fuck people, dude. I just fuck humans. I fuck folks. I like all human. Yeah I'm like I walk into a room and I go I'm I want to fuck all y'all. Yeah, that's nice. It's fine You're fluid, dude. Yeah. Well now you I educated on bad bunny now. I know bad bunny

I'm the I'm the American bad bunny Yeah, people people are upset that he beat out like Taylor Swift and like the weak and shit. These massive people are have nothing to common with because don't care. Yeah. But if it's Shakira you're willing to die in the hill. I'll die in the hill. That makes sense. You know what it is?

I have a thing for you. I was mad that you got mad about Shakira and I was like, wait, why are we arguing? I have a thing for her. I'm out of the, but not for J-Lo? No, I'd fight you for Shakira. I'd punch you in the face and then let the chips. When she's single right now, you might, I'm about to get married though, Bob.

But here's the thing, I'm about to. Also, she could pay my other alimony and child support. That's a good point. So now I got three days. I mean, she's in some tax trouble, nine million in the whole. That's no problem for Shakira. I got three days. I mean, she's in some tax trouble, nine million in the whole. That's no problem for her. No, we'll just go on tour. I'm gonna just pay those taxes. Oh, by we all sell the merch out there. I hang up my microphone, no more stand up. And I'm just I'm just like, how do you want some more? Do you want

Ison? That's me. That's me. You want, do you want coffee right now? Can you imagine living that life where your girls just this path say you made J. Lo Yeah Dude Listen, you're Chris cool. Yeah, you married J. Lo daddy. She's doing concerts at crypto fucking calm staples aka Stapestator Lambeau field. She's all over semester. We're guarding your career. She might how much you make? Yeah, hilarious I pay my dancers more. Yes. Honey. Honey.

Honey. Now she loves me, right? She would say, honey, but I need you on tour with me, so you have to stop your life. Do I get to play with the kids all day and the dogs? You're your housewife. Sign me up. Your housewife. I think at this age, you could do that.

At this age, you might be able to sign me up. Because what I do is I would just say, I'm going to raise these children to be X-Men. But when you're 25, you think, you know, you've hopes and dreams, you want shadows. Yeah, but when you're 55, it's like, not as much. Yeah, rides over. Yeah, I'd miss stand up, but it's okay. Not when I'm traveling in my own. No one that amthens.

I would ship the best wine. Now here's the thing though, but dude, and she's been, she's a tough one. She's a tough one. So they say, so she might scold me for not having to die. She's a scolju. She yell you for the house not being the way she likes it She's in a season of school. If you're not having her diet coke to a certain temperature

She's called you for not having the fucking M names in one color. I'm pretty good though And I'd be a protector No, she has security so I mean you can pretend that but security I'll be training sure train all you want. She's like very cool Yeah, it would be weird gig You're not even gonna protect. But I'll be training. Sure, training all you want. She's like very cool, huh? It's by the time I'm sensitive. You know what I have to say? Seven maybe see us out front, right? Yeah. It would have been a weird gig.

Well, it'd be a... You'd really have to check your ego. Well, yeah, and I think I would die. You'd be miserable. Yeah. Well, people like that, women like that will leave you too, as soon as you no longer serve a function, they're like, well, this isn't working for me. And then they're gonna be fucking around on you.

And you're gonna be home with the kids and the dog. What's like sugar babies? You put a panel price. Yeah, I had a woman when I was a young man say that to me. She was a doctor. She goes, why don't you just let me take care of everything and you can do all your stuff. You can do your tight, I'm gonna say,

she goes, you can do your tight one, no, and have your dog. I remember that. And she was 35 and I was 22. Oh, we up with Frown, I was the same who was dating a very famous person. And she, and there's before she could have ever took off, I'll tell you afterwards, wait before. She's like, oh, let's just get married.

You do your thing, like you can still fuck around with other girls, but then just quit doing comedy. And you're just gonna be my guy Like I want you at home when I'm when I'm home on the road when I'm on the road You do your thing you'll have to come with me But if you do I'd you can help me so much, but I'll take care of every desire you have you don't have to do anything I'll cover all the bills and he's like oh I think I know that is I think I know you're talking about it. Thank God. He didn't do it because he's funnier than that person

Way funny. Yes way funnier. I know exactly now she makes way more money Even now, but she's a terrible. He said he was like oh, yeah Yeah, no, I mean look the hustle is real. It's it's not easy. Oh wait wait You mean I don't have to go to Pittsburgh in Prove this week. It's not that. It's not that if you said you don't have to go to Fort Wayne Anymore? No, no, no, none of that if you just said this right you will never have to take a shuttle Anywhere again, you're never gonna have to get a rental car if the sugar mom is new is better That's how they're gifts they like I'd be like no shuttles But you never you never have to go through the airport again in D.O. T.S.A

You're only in fly private, huh? And you're never gonna take a shuttle. I'm gonna have a car Would name the car what car you want waiting for you, Mike. Okay, I do it. Be tough not to. Yeah. But you never have to worry about YouTube suppressing your videos ever. Yeah. I will buy YouTube for you.

And you do whatever you want. I'm like, oh my God. Where are you gonna be this weekend? This weekend I've off my Papa's coming town. I'm doing sets around LA, but next week back on tour, San Jose, glad you brought the up, you're care lover. Next Thursday Friday Saturday

when San Jose, San Jose improv is next Thursday Friday Saturday, that's October 13th through the 15th. The week after that, I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah, Wise Guys October 22nd. Come on out, Salt Lake City. And then I end October in Calgary one night

Thursday the 27th. I'm at the rooftop downtown Calgary Canada that's Alberta and then because that thing sells so well We added a show on Friday so I'll be there Thursday and Friday now trying to get back side in morning So we do a fight campaign the 29th For the Jake Paul fight and the Calvin cater and Arnold Allen fight. Keep you guys posted. November, Santona and Houston heavy. And then I'm in Jeffrey Dahmer's hometown Milwaukee, November 18th, 2019.

But San Jose, you're up next week Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm all over LA. Lafactory improv this week. Get you some tickets at thickboy.com. Bridgeport, Connecticut stress factory. You're up October 13, 14, 15, Bridgeport. If you're in the Tri-State area, come see Daddy. Chambregale, Illinois, the weekend after that,

October 27, 29. Charlotte, North Carolina, Comedy Zone, November 10, 11, 12. And then of course, Naples, Florida off the hook. And Naples is fine. Do we know if the hurricane is still there? Our boy, Eric, I checked in on him. He said, He said, He said, on him. He said, Virginia, they made it,

okay, washed away. Well, fifth Avenue, or, you know, that people were using boats to go up it. But it's fine now. It missed them, it stopped where their restaurant was. Good, yeah, check it. Dude, there was no joke, Florida was no fucking joke, man. I don't know, I didn't realize it.

That's why I checked up. I kid, this is the firing kid, biggest Shakira fans of all time. We're out. Dude, it was no joke, Florida was no fucking joke. No, no, no, no, that's why I checked up. I kids, it's the firing kid, biggest Shakira fans of all time, we're out.