The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 835: THEY SYMPATHIZE WITH DAHMER

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

The boys discuss the true nature of George Washington's teeth, the online sympathy for Jeffrey Dahmer because of the Netflix series, LAUSD's ridiculous statements on food neutrality, Dana White's new ripped physique, Elon Musk and Joe Rogan's leaked tweets, Coolio's death, the doctor who discovered CTE telling Tua to quit football, Mark and Bryan's heated text exchange, Bryan's upcoming wedding, Fat Joe's crazy story about how Mike Tyson saved him and Big Pun from getting beat up, and much more! Onnit: onnit.com/fatk 10% OFF  Upgrade your closet with Rhone and use FIGHTER to save 20% at  https://www.rhone.com/FIGHTER   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the runner back cause we back at 8 a.m. Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right?

Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again.

It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid we're out teeth are hurting teeth are back hurting you called it

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die you're a mousalon's waiting you're in mousalon is waiting you're in mousalon is waiting at the doctors and you know It's five minutes drive. It's five minutes drive. Literally. But I'm with the living. I'm with the living. I did. I'm with the living. I did it. I did the same thing forever.

How about living? I was like, well, you need fluoride, is it? Oh, yeah. You don't know the conspiracy on fluoride, is it? Oh, no, no, no. I tried to brush my teeth just like that charcoal toothpaste. That's why I'm in the situation. I'm trying.

You need fluoride for a reason. Correct. Science knows a reason. Correct. Science knows a couple of things. But it's funny because if you had the benefit of living, where I did in the world growing up, it was very common to see people who didn't have teeth in their 30s, she's saying. My grandma did.

She lost her teeth when she was 22. Yes. All her teeth got to you. Because England, back then, especially back in the days. People lost their teeth. Yeah. And that's a great time. That's a great time to go through life. You'd especially back in the day. People lost their teeth. Yeah. And that's a great time. That's a great time to go through life.

You'd see it all the time. You know, George Washington, they're like, oh, he had teeth man, I would. Yeah. You know, they're actually teeth from a slave, right? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, they weren't made of wood. That was a man.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah, those were facts, buddy. Oh, damn. Yeah, he was saw slaves like, I like your teeth. Excuse me, can we go and pull those out, put them in here? Bring that up, I don't know if that's true. Yeah, he was saw slaves like I like your teeth. Excuse me, can we go and pull those out, put them in here? Bring that up, I don't know if that's true. Yeah. Because he freed all the slaves when he died.

Oh yeah, I mean, he was after. No, but I don't think that's that might... I'm sure George Washington's made of slaves. I got soup. Slaved teeth, they got super skeptical hippo eyes. Although it would make sense. Falsy were not wooden, as you may have heard. They were actually made from vider materials,

including human teeth. The teeth may have been pulled from washing slaves, may have been. Wow, we're keeping children. Where else would you get them? Who gets right and wrong? Yeah, I don't know. Well, people who died maybe, but you don't want dead teeth.

No. But then you don't want them. That's what they did back then. Yeah. We know that George Washington, our autistic and one person of teeth from our identified enslaved person at Mount Gern Rice. So there's a record of the transaction.

Oh, weird. Slavery is so much more brutal than anybody can even fucking imagine. Can't imagine. Oh my God. I can't even. According to George Washington's ledger on May 8th, 1784, he paid six pounds to show him

the knee grows for nine teeth on account of a French dentist. And that's how we know his teeth are fake. So somebody sold their teeth to him. I don't know how much money that is back in the day, but seems like a fair deal. Yeah. Right, I don't know, seems like a fair deal. He was a nice guy, fair deal.

So could I buy your teeth? Cause you, I mean, I mean, if I sold them to you, right? But what dentist would do that? Is that, is that considered? You can buy someone's teeth. The legal practice. You can buy, no, you can buy someone's teeth, I'm sure.

Oh, I don't know. What dentist would do that? You could, you could absolutely enter in an arrangement and say and say, Brennan, I'll pay you $1 million for all four of your front teeth. Those are the money makers. You don't want the back ones. You're definitely need these two and these two.

But now you're going to have implants. I would buy empty Smith's teeth from the UFC. His the best teeth. I'm not him. Briefly. Nice guy. I'd buy his teeth. He was all messed up with his leg.

His leg. He's supposed to go on food truck. Remas this leg up yeah really good guy yeah really good guy um it just by you know you have to pay me a hefty price for them teeth pull out your teeth but but what I do is I'd have them pulled out and then I'd at the same time have them have fake ones put back in you wouldn't even know I guess just put what you put me out what just put me out though oh no you're out now I want to wake up some straight up chompers. You want some good teeth?

Problem is, when you get them, when you get them putting that bone there, it's not a great, still kind of shitty look. It's tough, tough, fake teeth. Yeah, vineyards are so expensive, man. Yeah, but you gotta get them. Me? No.

Let me see your teeth right now. Yeah, you got some issues. You got some issues. Because your teeth, they clump together. You don't really have an overbite or an underbite, right? That's very strange. They're lying. Strong teeth, but.

Strong. You know what? Do nothing for a long time. That's what I'm gonna do. And just like critical level. And then it's been a hundred grand, and then you'll be fine. Yeah, you're not gonna do it. Or don't. I said to my be fine. Yeah, you know, it goes. Yeah, or or don't I said to my dentist. He goes leave him alone. Leave him alone. You can't do anything. I do with that all the time

Just like that. I was like, well get him to come. A vatry is too bad. Oh, he's well. He's like the piper He's like the piper. He just sits there like this going whenever you're done. I'll be here. I'll be over here I know you're coming. No, the dance girl. I know I'm getting my time's on my side. Yeah, yeah. I know getting my money. Oh, this time it's 40, right now it's 40. When you get an e-spin, I'll hundo my money. I'll hundo, but you know what?

That's an all gold teeth of the way. Take your time because every time, so every week that goes by, making money because you're coming. That's all. It's like, the more it's like, you know, the morgue. Man, guess what? My grandpa actually didn't die. He made it another night. They go, it's cool. Yeah, we'll be here. Hey, no, I know, we'll be here when you have time.

What a weird business. Well, how about selling a coffin? How about the, how about the, bring up coffins? How about the up cell, which is you can start with our standard. But if you want, don't want to, don't want to, if you want satin interior. No, you don't want, you don't want to go with the McDonald's or coffins. You got to go, I want the, like, you know, when a cartel guy dies and makes it, and they build the whole shrine. Yeah. I want that. I want just playing. But yeah, white velvet interior, come on, dude. You know, I know your gay picked a pink coffin. I'm just saying, dude.

Now, look at that one, though. Bio-digree. I like the wood. It's a- You go friendly. Bamboo. It'll tough on my back even though I'm dead. That one for $19.99 pretty lit over there.

Where? The one that is straight off the fucking, the movies in the 90s, the horror movies. Now, let's play therapy supply Dude my my in-laws when and did all their thing picked out their coffins. They have them in their garage I was like, can you quit tell me about this? This is bombing me out Like yeah, so you guys don't have to handle it. I'm like you're 60 years old. I'm a hot Long time solid my hogginy. How about this cream made me and spread my ashes

Mahogany how about this cream made me and spread my ashes creamy daughter. Whoa $109,000 and Malachite casket wow What if I get an off-white coffee think about the ego you'd have to have to want to be buried in that you asshole that thinks pretty lit Fresno style in the hoggy see what I mean with almond 3199 bring up some of the cartel Mexican coffins. Uh, yeah, coffin, things. I've never seen this in this bastard. Oh, they're built, they're like mini hotels.

And they have like videos playing in there. They go visit, they have doors. They're like mini apartments. It's the worship of the dead. Yeah, but then they have all that cash, right? They have nothing to do, they can invest it. So they're just like, all right, so what do you want me to do when you die

and you're gonna die? What do you want me to do when you die and you're gonna die? What do you want me to do? You know what? I want my tribute like these cartel members. I want to be the inside of the ride at Disneyland from Splash Mountain, but I want the original racists on. Why don't I just take you and I put you out

into the fields and let the vote... So you go to that, cemetery for the drug cartel boxes. Click it on one, chain, you see it. Which one? One, two, three, four, fifth and let the vote. So you go to that, cemetery for the drug cartel boxes. Click on that one, Chidney, see it. Which one? One, two, three, four, fifth one from the top. Oh, no. I want something like that.

Yeah, it looks like a place in Marina Del Rey. No, not that, dude. Are you trying to trust your sir? I'm like, I'm coughing. There you go. Yeah, it's in there. What? Yeah, dude.

See how they're like little houses? That's what I want. Can you do that, Daddy? Look at all those crosses. Jacuzzi's. And then when he comes, every time somebody crosses the door goes, this is how we do it. This is how we do it.

Cemetery for drug cards out, boss, this tombs with Jacuzzi's air conditioning even cable TV. Gross. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll tell you what I'm bored here. Dude, this is what I want. Oh man, I'm not doing that for you. You know what I'll do? I'll tell you what I'm bored here. Do this what I want. Oh, man, I'm not doing that for you.

You know what I'll do? I'll tell you what, for real. Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen. I'm gonna build that for you. I'm gonna bury you in that right? Like that. Yeah. And then I'm gonna tear it the fuck down.

With a bulldozer. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna exhume your body and have it. You lost. Toss it for the dogs. And then I'm my, on my graybone to say he was way too into serial killers. And then have a smiley face underneath that. In the Homer's Iliad, or is it in the way when hekter will, when it kills hekter, he won't give him a burial.

He has hekter was a guy who loved horses, and he had the horses drag him, drag him around the city I believe of Troy. And then he just left his body out there for the dogs and the vultures. I don't know. They're layhector, breaker of horses. I don't want that. No. Let's take a little break, Brian,

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Oh, Jim Browns is up, so that Jeffrey Dunham started Netflix. So first of all, in its first week, you know what beat out, you know what beat out Squid Game? 197 million views in the Squid Game. What the fuck, how weird. That's how end of serial killers people are. This one's so well done. So that actor, that actor,

he's from American Horror Story. He's so good and so compelling and so God damn good his job because Jeffrey Dahmer was like an awkward human being. He played it so well when you watch a little series. Yeah. People are having sympathy for Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. My ex-felt sympathy for Pablo Escobar and Narcos. Yeah, that's different though, because that was so outrageous. He gave us a piece of shit to her. But for Jeffrey Dahmer, they're literally showing him

in his full transparent eating, killing, killed a death dude like horrible human being. But he was so good that people are on TikTok and like, anybody else feels sorry when Jeffrey Dahmer died and girls are on the like, I cried, I cried, like holy shit. So when he was a kid, he was ignored by his father. Is that what happened?

No, so his mom and dad at the time would like fight, and are you, you know, put nothing like crazy. And then when he was 18, his parents got divorced and then his mom had this house in like the woods or like the forest area of Milwaukee. And she was like, all right, I'll be back in a few days and just never came back and started a new family.

Oh my God. So at 18, he was at the house, just living his life. And that's where he killed his first victim. So wait, how old was he when his mom just left? 18. He was 18 years old. Oh, all right. I mean, if I'm on left 18, I'm like, this is lit.

Yeah, it's fine. And he's drinking beer, doing like, doing the thing. Yeah, he said, you're not excused. Your mom doesn't start a new family because she's unhappy and then you go, you know what, I'm gonna kill people. But Jeffrey Dahmer, so there's a scene in the movie, but there's actual, there's a real footage of this

where his dad comes to visit him in prison. I was like, I'm so sorry. You're the reason, you know, why you ended up like this and Jeffrey Dahmer goes, Dad, dad, stop, stop, stop. You're a good dad. He's a good dad. Yeah, you showed me the tax term and stuff which got me interest.

He was, I was born like this. I knew I was different since the day I could remember. He's like, I've always been evil. I've always been different. Has nothing to do with your mom. He's like, it's just me. So if you say, Teenie killed his first victim. His first victim, then he didn't kill

for like 10 years after that. He always fantasized about killing as a kid. But his dad, when he saw him for the first time, when he got handcuffed, his dad came to see him and was like, I want you to know, I've had the similar feelings of killing people. Yeah. And this one was like, I'm telling you that you're not like me.

I'm telling you it's different. Yeah. Interesting dude. And the thing is, he would have to get drunk to cut up the bodies and murder guys. And he would drug them so they wouldn't feel it, he says. So I think, so those women that show sympathy, I think when you see the way you did it granted,

you hear about them eating them and stuff like that. His thing was, I don't, I want to inflict the least amount of pain on these people, even though I had this horrible problem. So I think that's where... What was he getting off on? The killing. So his thing was, and maybe his thing was,

he hated people that left him. So his idea was if I killed them, they're with me forever. So his first victim, he cut up and put into pieces. They took the bones, they smashed them and burned them into powder and then put the powder all around the house. He's like, so he's always with me, he can never leave me. So his original plan, it shows you how crazy it is.

His original plan was to drug the person, take a and drill into their heads and put water in there for a lobotomy and then they were his personal zombie so they can never leave him so one guy he was actually dating they're like a couple and the guy was like i'm going to work and he's like no where the fuck you going to talk about he has a but it's in the dark in the series he has a act or a he's like a hammer in this back

and he's like i'm leaving he's like don't leave me in the guy goes he's deaf but he's telling me he's like, I'm leaving. And he's like, don't leave me. And the guy goes, he's deaf, but he's telling me, he's like, trust, I'm gonna be back. You have my word, I'm gonna be back. And like, give them big hug. And the hammer's like, shit, this guy's actually right. So he leaves, right? The hammer's like, man, this guy's cool.

The guy forgot his keys, the different guy forgot his keys. He comes back, he's like, I'm gonna be right back. And then he hands them a note. And the notes hit something like, you know, I'll be back. Don't worry, I'm not sure when. And that's where the guy fucked up, not sure when. If he was just been like, I'll definitely be back, he wouldn't have died.

So when the guy came back, Dominic took a hammer and hit him. Did you ever hear about this serial killer? I think he'd, Italy or somewhere, and he was, he would kill couples, and they find the couples dead, and then, but their genitals were cut out, and he would put their genitals in a

jar, you know with formaldehyde Keep in there and I remember I go why to my friend and my friend goes why? Okay, so his mom was like there's no reason why Look that up, Jen. There was a reason who was cutting out the genitals of couples They're just the last thing you think you wanna go to dinner tonight? Yeah. What's this guy? How crazy is that?

Good, good. But also with Dom are eating him, his thing by eating him, they stayed with him. His whole thing was abandonment. Like people leaving him. He can assume so they're part of him. You just, I mean, bad shit, right? Yeah, there's crazy and then there's,

fuck game. Crazy. But like Ted Bundy, then they're like, well it, crazy. Yeah, there's crazy and then there's fucking crazy. But like Ted Bundy, and they're like, well, it's because his mom, so with Ted Bundy, right? Yeah. He grew up thinking his sister, he grew up thinking his mom was his sister until he was like 20 something. And when he was 20, his grandma was like,

hey, listen, you know, your sister, that's actually your mom. She had to when she was 16. That's not your sister, that's your mom. So people like, that's where his trauma comes from. Like, man, I know people with way worse childhood than they're not killing innocent women. No.

This one is so dark. Well, there's a man who kept severed for China's in this freezer. All right, so we're not gonna get into this. There's some bad ones. There's people like fucking crazy. There's some really bad ones. You know, monsters.

That is just Yeah, of course, yeah, that's 10 bunny was about it was a piece You know, I mean Ed guy in the skin suit wearing serial killer inspired Ed guy Ed guy. Yeah, he's Milwaukee too Some in the water Milwaukee baby some in the water. I Mean Jesus Christ. Okay, but how about, how about do people want, you know, the story of these serial killers, like Netflix biggest shows are,

you like the hidden tapes of John Wayne Gacy, the hidden tapes of Ted Bundy, the Jeffrey Dahmer series, and these like dark, dark dark documentaries like they're in Hernandez and they don't fuck with cats. And then now they're coming out with the Hint tapes of Jeffrey Dahmer. And Jeffrey Dahmer and people like,

these are this what's so fucking crazy, these kids on TikTok. They're like, I just love how open Jeffrey was. He never lied, he's very honest about his mistakes. Because Jeffrey was like, I killed him. Yeah, he's sick. He's so real. It's like, are you out of your fucking mind? You're the same kids that are dragging the men

as brothers off, right? Yeah, you're always going to have, you know, look, there's a coalition in San Francisco that is asking a bite coalition that's asking prosecutors not to and police not to prosecute stolen by crimes because it hurts black and brown people. Yeah. Because they're the ones that you're all about.

Have you seen the LA unified school districts? Food recommendation about fat phobia and why people are fat? Oh, this is good. This is real. This is a video. How'd you see it be? It's a video that was sent to me. And food neutrality.

Yeah, food neutrality. Let me see the video that we're all done. All right, culture. Here you go. I can tell you. Donuts, those are so bad for you. Oh no, are they moldy? I mean, are they poisoned?

Are you allergic? No, I'm just saying. bad for you. Oh no, are they moldy? Are they poisoned? Are you allergic? No, I'm just saying. You're judging my food choices based on a false standard of health again, aren't you? Oh, wow. They have culture, fatifobia, and systems of oppression have created a false hope in the food, and it shows up everywhere.

For instance, harmful lot patterns like earning food through exercising, or that dessert is the reward for the punishment of eating vegetables. Remember that you do not need to earn food. Yes you do. Incorrectly taught from the food. Oh! Sorry.

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That was just a minute does the one they posted find the one that's long you got to watch it It's crazy. Let me see if this is like you can eat all the don't you want then the fat girls just like look at me You got to watch it. It's crazy. Let me see if this is- They're like, you can eat all the don't you want and then the fat girl's just like, look at me. You gotta watch it, it's fucking- I'm so happy. Yeah, I do. It's still a minute five. Oh, you gotta find the wrong one.

It's, it goes on. You wanna Google her first, you said? Flare mine. Yeah, no, just just, before you do it, you have to watch what else she says. I'll send it to you, I think I have it. Okay. It's astonishing, it's fucking astonishing.

Here, I'm gonna send it. Clicked on LA schools, Chin. If they're the original ones that posted, the whole video will be on there. Oh, they got some shit for it. I think I'll just look on YouTube. Look what I have it there. Here. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how you got it. There's a three minute one here.

Yeah, that's the one. You gotta watch that. Because I want to talk about it. We can play this too, right? This one. Yeah, I think so Yeah, I got it. It's all fast forward. Totally hard. Yeah, I can't watch this again Try to approach food with these ingredients Eat with a deal Human rights advocate in a model uses them they pronounce that's her

Okay, she's in shape. Yeah, that's healthy. Now watch. Well, I see culture. The idea that we cannot govern our own bodies is rooted in European colonization. Diaculture is not rooted in health. It's rooted in power. Girl, your body has unleashed the border. The harm's not young. Children internalized fat phobia by the age of five. Diaculture is fat phobia. It can't be reformed. It must be abolished. It's not just young, children internalized fat phobia by the age of five. Diet culture is fat phobia. It can't be reformed, it must be abolished. Sparta, Batsekin. Also free and popular, but true facts about obesity.

Fat phobia and racism are the main reason why black people have the higher rates of certain illnesses. Oh. Now watch your watch, watch your watch. Stigmatizing black woman for their weight leads to an appropriate weight loss. This is how I unified There is nothing else here about the regain the weight back to colonize your play to fit into a healthy BMI And this leads to shame, guilt and depression Number three a 71 billion industry profits from the oppression and shame of black woman's body the diet industry

shame of Black woman's body, the diet industry. Oh, the diet she only goes after Black woman? Wow, I didn't know that. To the male because you're fat. Black and brown people do have disparate health outcomes, but that's more so because it's a social evidence. I'm gonna listen to her. She's too different. Two different things.

And we're serious about saving Black lives. We are wasting our time fighting and marching against racism. We should be holding each other accountable for the racism. They cut her off. It's a fundamental driver of how's this paradise. are time fighting and marching against racism, we should be holding each other accountable for the racism. They cut it off. It's a fundamental driver of house disparities. It's a reason why black folks have less access to affordable and nutritious food. It's also the reason why we have less access to quality health care.

Also, blame main black people for the effects of the system that are really clean black America isn't black. Let's be clear, a healthier diet will not solve the health and sparring issue. We have to talk about racism, access and all the systems. This is literally on you. I said, now watch. Look her up. Watch this. These are our own to welcome the trauma of these balances. Okay, so that's what the alley now. Take a, take a look at what she is, watch this. No, that's Blaramani who's the model.

What was her name then? She's whatever, it's that doctor. That doctor, just so you guys know, is the chief scientist and health nutritionist for a company called Mandelas. Mandelas, okay, that one right there. Mandela's. Now, what is, what does Mandela's do? Well, you know who their companies are, you know, who they own? Mandela. Frito Le, Oreo. Oops. Yeah, all those things. So she pedals junk food and she wants kids to eat, you know,

simple food sugars. Yeah. And apparently how you eat has nothing to do with your health. So eat anything you want. No, apparently. That's a con, that's a con man right there. That's a terrible human being. Decolonize your plate.

Get the fuck out of here. The crazy people like this is good. Because it just, they're true. They got, so they're, she's getting lit the fuck up. Oh, yeah She's just off because he thousand followers. Yeah, let me see what the comments say real quick. I mean yeah This is iconic Well, no, they they delete everything that's bad. Yeah, of course How hilarious.

She wouldn't be around real. I mean, you know, I mean, Jesus, she's total, total impostor. Tell them people not to be found. I told you. A total impostor. Cup case is just for plans. It doesn't mean that. This is what they will.

She's a senior scientist, nutrition and ingredient research for Mandela's International. Thank you. Now take a look at Mandela's International. Just take a look. Google it's International. Just take a look. Google it right here. So it's a dicholature of $33 billion in sheep. Well, your company benefits off that much. American multinational confectionery fooled,

holding and beverage and snack food company based in Chicago. Mandela says an annual revenue of about $26 billion. Yeah. Huh, hey, so you wait a minute. Wait a second. Wait a minute. You're not an agent to buck this show. What company so you wait a minute. Wait a second. Wait a minute. You're not an agent to a buck.

Does it show what companies do? Oh yeah. Watch, go ahead. Yeah, our brand is all over. The Bizco Clifmar. I mean, see all brands. Let's see. Cabburet, Caffer, Hoya, Oreo, Ritz, Crackers, Triskits.

That's good for you, right? Sour Patch Kids. Oh, that's good for you. There you go. It always comes back to the, the, the, the woke stuff is always connected to the corporations because the scene lights. Tried and, oh, you can live on all that stuff.

Righteous. Good, good stuff. That's good for you. Yeah. Yeah, well, they also own craft foods. Yeah, she's a fucking con man. She's a hustler. They set up the rollout strategy for ice cream.

Jesus Christ. There you go. There you go. She's a head like, I know. Yeah, man. She's peddling all kinds of tasty ice cream. Yeah. Yeah.

That is. That makes you not racist because you accept that. So, child slavery. She is bad news, man. Well, there you go. Oh, wow. Let's just drive from this child savery real she is the chief scientist there Chief nutritionist class action lawsuit filed against eight former child slaves who alleged the company added How about this dude? How about the they get even more awesome as of March 12

2022 the Mandela's As of March 12, 2022, the Mandela's international was listed on online spreadsheet by Yale professor as being among a minority of companies continuing to do business in Russia where it generates 3.5% of its annual revenue, approximately $1 billion from Russia. Good people. She is. But we got to eat cupcakes early as we're ready to. She has a paycheck from that company. She's pushing junk food.

Donuts aren't bad for you. Oh. And if you say so, you're a colonizer. And you're that fat. When you're that morbidly obese, walking diabetes and hypertension and metabolic diseases, it's colonizer's fault.

And if you even say she's fat, you're fat phobic. The human eye isn't into that. The human eye likes muscles. You use the human heart. You know what it is? The human heart. Listen, listen, it's like this. This is the one thing that the Pythagorean's figured out is that there are certain chords that resonate. So if you go from a C minor to an F sharp, you go to, like that, everyone goes, oh, when you watch somebody sing on American Idol and they're terrible, you go get her off. I can't help.

Certainly. And then you hear somebody sing like the Del, and it resonates with your body. Or something that resonates. Yeah. Resonates within you. It resonates within you, right? The same goes for anything. It's called being the what philosophy is predicated on is the rational principle behind proportion, behind sound, behind color. Certain things are beautiful. Certain things are repugnant to the eye.

A plate of steaming shit is not the same as a plate of fucking gold or whatever it might be, right? So we have discussed mechanisms that are universal. And this dummy, these people are just ignoring the rational principles that govern and resonate within us. Well, if everyone lived based off that big lady's diet with the nose ring, she's like, I don't see food, I just see. Life expectancy would be 35 years old. Oh, if she's lucky. You know what kind of a drag that is on the healthcare system

when you eat like that? That woman is a mess. You can justify it all you want. Like I can't understand why people don't think I have the best body in the world. It's unbelievable to me. I'm serious at 55, you don't like narrow and gray. You don't have a serious at 55 you don't like narrow and gray. You know that's better than you. You know that's a better body than you. Dana White. Have you seen them lately?

Yeah. They all have better bodies. Brad City. But I think it's unfair that people don't like me and my regular body. And you'll lead a cupcake. You don't discriminate. Yeah. Dana Shreddit. That's the new one. She's he looks good Pretty look good fuck yeah, and he was like basically my weight 165 is lost 30 pounds He said something like that well cuz it cuz you know why he went to He went to This doctor who does it looks at all your shit. It takes your blood. Yeah, and told me it's 10 years Millenium for the believe it. Yeah, let's take a lot right? Yeah, sure well If it's a legit scientist who's looking at markers and comparing them to other markers sometimes they can they can

That is alarming right so if you have certain plaques in your body you can kind of draw these assessments I mean if you have you have plaque high cholesterol I was like if it's through the roof, like, if you keep going, I probably give you 10 years, let's be real. There's no doctor in the fucking world, can we get your blood and go through anybody and go, you're gonna die at 34.

You're gonna die, I can give you two a month, 33. That's snake oil, right? Those are side bugs. That's not real. Now, if his cholesterol and blood pressure, and he's on the verge of diabetes, like, if he keeps looking like you're doing maybe about 10 years, it ain't going to end well. So now, we don't have the exact time. We have the money. Now what they'll do is they do these really comprehensive studies.

They have the money. Everything. Right. So you do CAT scans, 3D imaging, over your heart and all that. And then they start comparing it to the metadata, but the metadata is all over the place. Like you said, you just like, I don't know. But they can see a certain amount of plaque, a certain amount of, there are different markers that they're getting better at. I don't know that they can. You know, once I can't, if someone's like stage 4, whatever, in what we've seen, you should have a three months to live, but they don't know to a fucking exact sign. Well the fucking cancer such a my buddy he's very sick and he my dad my

dad so he had this experimental therapy and he's only 39 and stage 4 and but this experimental therapy goes dude everything's this tumors are gone. I feel amazing. And my father was sitting there and he was like, and I go, what? And he goes, he goes, what? I go, are you not optimistic? He goes, no, I'm not. I said, why? He goes, because I know doctors I wouldn't take his case. And their cancer doctors and they've been around. So what happens is this works for a little while. And he was right. It was like my buddy. Did they come back to the doctor full of shit? Yeah, now he came back. They know they they can see these things. Like pancreatic cancer. Like my buddy my buddy had pancreatic cancer

and I said to my dad I go fuck you know my buddy Sam's got like two years maybe and my father goes what did you say? I said he's got two years he goes two years he's got he's got a couple months, Brian. And his friend is one of the leading pancreatic cancer doctors. I go, no, no, he's got because the doctor he's like, hey, listen, listen, listen. You gotta say bye, your buddy's gone. Yeah, he's playing on two years.

Yeah, shit. Some of those things just, you know, but they are, but having said that, my buddy Scott has got the old bestoma, glue bestoma, and he is handling it like a fucking champ, and he was supposed to be dead. It's been two years now, and you know what they gave him, THC. He takes liquid THC. And in some people, not all, some people, concentrated THC seems to keep the tumors somewhat

in check or some they don't grow as fast. Isn't that wild? That's nuts. Yeah. So. Cancer's a bitch. Well, it's an umbrella term for a lot of different things. Oh my God.

And they're gonna think about, you know, when people have cancer, they're chemotherapy, they're gonna say like 10, 15 years, like chemotherapy is not the way to it. 100%. Because chemotherapy doesn't just seek out the cancer, it kills everything. Well, well, yeah, that's why your hair falls out.

It kills all the cells. Yeah, and your teeth. But like they used to stick your finger in your ass for the prostate. Yep, so they just take a blood test. Oh, really? Yeah, that's no. Yeah, that's it.

Are you getting your finger? You're a shitter. Every time. Really? Why? You're a little young. I don't know. The guy wanted to do it.

Yeah, I'm a tear. He's a fan. He's a fan. Yeah, he did have me sign thick boy merch when You're a little young. I don't know. I wanted to do it. Yeah, I'm a fan. Let's do it Yeah, he did have me sign thick boy merch when I was I know I know movie star I know a movie star. She's a woman. She she said every time she goes to TSA every single time They feel her up. They pull her out aside to check her. Yeah, because she knows Like she's like, you got randomly selected, but she knows what they want just to be, it's a woman who does it, they just want to talk to her. They just want to talk to her. Like, hey, Saul, whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all. That'd be annoying you shit. Yes, it would be. Yes, it would be. I'm not famous, not for that to happen, but I get a fist bump once in a while. I get a fist bump. From the TSA, yes.

So I'm like, all right. Okay, keep doing it, man. Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's when I knew the fighter and the kid was gonna be coming something, because we're in the TSA you go. That's when I knew Fighter and the kids could be coming something because when... A TSA, yeah.

Remember? We'd walk through and they were like, I was like, oh shit. That was back in the night. Like Howard, that was 1974. That's why Howard's doing the same with us. He's like, my fans are the guys, you know, that own companies, their executives,

my fans, Blue Collar. Oh, well, they're all right. TSA cops. I was already laying on the streets of New York and you kept, my fans, Blue Collar. Oh, well, there's our TSA cops. I was with Arty Lang on the streets of New York and he kept getting recognized by one Blue Collar after a no-hide. And he already goes, man, if I like fucking guys, it looked like me.

I'd be, I'd be crushed. Yeah. Fuck. Are you nervous about getting married, Brian? No. No. You leave for an apple. I have to say it feels very right.

It feels very right and it's not even a thought. Mm. Because she's fucking awesome. That's when you know she get married. Like for me, it's like, she's the best. My girl is the best in every way. You know what I admire about her? She's a bossy mother fucker. Yeah, she bosses you, her? She's a bossy motherfucker. Yeah, she

bosses around. She's bossy. She's just brave. Yeah. Crazy. She wears a pants though. Yeah. A little bit. She hits me. She tells me. Oh, uh, uh, uh, no, let me tell you, if she's gonna argue with me, she's gonna dig in and she's gonna fucking, I'm not, I'm not winning that argument. I've actually never won an argument. Interesting. If she's gonna dig her three heels and she's done her homework, that's what I'm saying. Me? I'm like, and she goes, excuse me.

And then if I wanna push, she's gonna meet me halfway and three quarters the way. So get it right on my face because if she's gonna make a stand, she lets everything slide. She makes a stand, I'm fucked because she's done her homework. Chin, when do you get married, dude? I mean, get up up there pal. I Just got through a breakup dude. Give me a little time a little time. Well, you do want to get married

I didn't know you got you broke up. Well, I didn't tell you I thought you figured it out six months ago, dude I didn't know it was about six months ago. I didn't know that let me call Yeah, no brind on you fuck. No, I should have told you I would normally tell Brian But I wanted to call you there. They catch up with you because I hadn't talked to you. I don't know if it's your dinner. Yeah, I didn't. Just thinking about it was very rewarding.

He comes in and you say, hey, chill, I was gonna call you and make you know how you're doing. I love to. But I didn't call. But Chinsa's stoic, and he's like the guy who, you know, is always okay, but nobody's okay all of a sudden. It's not much of a problem. Oh, camp, no, I'm good. Yeah. What, but nobody's okay all the time. It's not much of a talk. Oh, okay, no, I'm good.

Yeah. Before it's out, it's over. Yeah, it's getting over now. What happened? What was the deal? We would just get into stupid arguments constantly, and then we got a big argument the day before, and then she broke with me after the day after.

This writer on my birthday. What was the argument about just dumb shit? The smallest things. Why? We just don't agree on things. Huh. It's actually a good breakup. We should have broken up a while ago.

I just didn't have the, yeah. I was like, I'll go out the flow. And you guys were friends before? Yeah. You guys are friends now. Not right now, but we're gonna be. It's just, I just need time. Sometime, yeah.

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Yeah, wrap it up, but don't. But you know what, roll the dice and don't. Yeah. Because my dad used to tell me condoms are for poses. My dad never said that. AG, who's my dad never said that. AG, my partner, until he goes, he goes, look man, they're the most expensive. They're not for everybody, okay?

And I'm not using cheap materials. I'm never fucking stepping off this. This is what they get and they're lucky. And I'm gonna send them condoms with no condoms. I was like, all right, easy. He's just like fully fucking committed. Well, shout out to A.J. Shout out to A.J.

He's hooking up my friend with custom sandals. Yeah, he's the best. He's the best, yeah, I'm best. But let me ask you this. Are you? Let me ask all of you this. So I love hanging with my girl when I'm with her. Did he? I love that. No, I like hanging because I like if I'm with her, then it's all good. And I got my baby. I love this good. And if I got my baby and my other two kids, everything is good. Yeah, God is good. God is good. Now.

God's good. On the phone though. On the phone, with all due respect, conversations on the phone for me can be tricky. Now, is that because I don't want to talk about anything on the phone or is it because, if I'm gonna talk on the phone, I would like it to be business or funny.

Yeah. I mean, I'll talk on the phone just to talk. I get really irritated on the phone more so that I'm, I don't talk on the phone just to talk. No, how about you? Yeah, I feel like it always takes 10 times longer to discuss something on the phone when it could be a text or whatever and I go,

this is already taking way too long. I hate when I pick up and the person doesn't start talking right away. I go, yo, start talking. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. And then the one will hang up on me for being rude like that. But I'm like, no, you're the dick.

Start talking. Yeah. So I get here at the end. But text give me a problem because there's no context with it. So he seems super harsh. Well, text gets you in all kinds of trouble. Oh yeah, I have a whole bunch of.

Mark thought I screamed text to that. I said, Mark, the text, the problem is. Hey, I have a whole bunch of. Mark thought I screamed text to that. I said Mark to be text, the problem is, the problem is some of your words were in all caps. So that was signifying, yelling. And I, for you, you were like, I did, I just find out it would be like, hey, Mark, all caps.

Yeah, you're like, Mark, hey, you're an idiot. Eddie was all caps, I was like, no, and then you're like, but also you're retarded. But he didn't use exclamation marks. You should have at capital S. I would never say that. He didn't use exclamation marks. But I realized that I was like, no, and then you're like, but also you're retarded. But he didn't use exclamation mail at capital S. I would never say that. He didn't use exclamation mail.

But I realized that I was like, this was just a misunderstanding. That's why I went, I apologize. I just left it. Texting emails are tough. Yeah. Because there's no context. Well, so Mark doesn't know me that well.

Like he doesn't know the way you and I talk is different. Yeah. Like he was like, he comes from, like he's also like, wait a minute, what the fuck is this? Like it did make no sense to you. You didn't know. And also this, the context of this conversation was, I was talking shit to people on your page.

And I forgot that it was your page because it was the Nick Simmons video. So my mind, I'm like, oh my Nick Simmons page. How about when I go, dude, I was doing it with humor because what I was doing is I was going like this. Hey dude, you know, like that, but you don't know that. And he goes, he goes, there was nothing it with humor because what I was doing is I was going like this. Hey dude, you know, like that You don't know that and he goes he goes there was nothing humorous whatsoever about that I was like I didn't there was a joke. I didn't spare that's fair

Yeah, yes, what you guys don't know each other that well. They sure you don't take some I knew it was just I knew like so sometimes though I threw my phone, but that's like I Look man, it's all, it's very easy to miss. But I really, really talked to my girl. I'm faced on my face, I'm the kid. If I'm on the road, I want to talk to the kids. I'm like, how the kids are good. Talk to me, too, too.

I just want to see the kids. My son, but my son and daughter are like, they're too busy. They're just like, what? Yeah, hey, how's school? Fine, Dad, you always asked me the same question. All right. Yeah, text and email stuff, I've been issues with it. I love you, you're always saying the same thing.

Okay. What do we got for current events, Jim? Current events? Yeah, hit it. I wanna go see my daughter play tennis. Okay. So this is, I don't really know if this is real or not, but hold on, I'll show you this little

YouTube clip first. So I saw this this morning. I don't know if they're trolling or being serious, but it says, this is Andrew Schultz and Shane Gillis. That's trolling. It's trolling. It's been in comedy too long. I don't know.

So the, I don't. So the next host is, come on, dude. The next host. I don't even so the I do I don't so the the next host is come on dude the next I don't you follow deal is a Fuck what's his name? I did I did he took up for a Shaffer on this not happening Roy Woods Jr next host Yeah, oh I really show course bottom. He's funny. Of course great

So he's supposed to be the next host of the Daily Show. And Trevor know, um, part of the reason he's stepping down. So when they were going, the ratings were okay when he came out. I think you started at two million. And by the, like, the most recent ones is down to like four to three hundred thousand. I didn't know that. So he was not able to hold an audience. No, because he went all crazy. Well, I didn't know that. So he wasn't able to hold an audience. No, because he went all crazy woke.

I didn't know he went so woke. Shows you how good John Stewart was though, because there was a time when he was like must see TV. Oh, John Stewart was the best. That was part of the problem, I think, too, is like you're replacing a fucking legend in John Stewart. And you're never gonna be John Stewart. And he was good at roasting, but like he would take, you know,

the piss out of the right, but when the Democrats were messing up, he wouldn't hesitate to roast that. He's a smart guy. He's very smart. I found him very smart. Yeah, I found him very, very fair. A lot of times, like, he'll look at both sides. That's what I saw. Oh, you haven't watched recently.

Really? Like, all through the panel, we was doing through his fucking mansion. Yeah, no, there's worth a hundred million dollars. I saw it, so I didn't know he was worth that much, but I saw this like an architectural digest thing where they see different mansions. His mansion that he sold was insane. My buddy has a mansion across the street

from, I've seen his house, it's. I had no idea they could make that much money. Oh, big, big boy money. Then his tours crushed it. Yeah, absolutely crushes it. Yeah, he's stepping down, but yeah, the rumor the they're I mean, it's not even a rumor the ratings were You know pretty rough Wow, how you want their pain. I'm you know 16 million a year. Yeah This is a quick one this happened on Sunday

DK Metcalfe he had to he had to take a dump really bad so they actually had to get a cart to bring to the bathroom. Well, did I have to tell everybody that? It must be diarrhea. It's embarrassing. Diarrhea is really the only time. Most of it, you know, he can tuck it away and you know, fight it off for a few rounds. Diarrhea, dude, fire alarm. Yeah. He had to go poo poo. Yeah, he made it he made it back as well. Very good player. And this is also during he's such a freak Yeah, his bodies were ridiculous. This is during a Rams game These people were protesting this goes that animal activist apparently and then Wagner the captain for the Rams defense Look at those two guys. Oh, he got lit up. Guy looks like me and they just fucked. We should be able to show.

And the manning brothers were discussing it. Here you go. Watch this. Boom! It almost looks like his helmet hit the dude, but it didn't. Fuck your obvi. Don't fuck with that bad motherfucker. Now get out and let these guys take over with the beat.

Yeah. Okay, this is it up. That's how they should get dealt with. There he is, and this is the release Alex. Boom. I'll actually click it, so it's bigger. Release Alex and Alex and the two actors who are disruptive tonight's NFL game have been released from police because the Alex

who was talking about Bobby Wagner has a burn on his arm. Otherwise, they're a bit beat up, but he gets spits. Right to rescue.com. And I guess they were protesting pig theft. Like some farms are getting their pig stolen, so they're protesting that at an NFL game. Well, we're talking about it. I hate it.

It's when people steal pigs. If you're stealing pigs, if you're a pig thief, please stop. Dude, I've always said biggest problem in America. I know. We gotta stop pig theft. I know. An update on the fish. Get human trafficking.

Forget all that pig theft. Pig theft. What is this now? An update on the fisherman. Remember that stuffed fish with weights and fish fillets to win the competition. Yeah. So I guess that competition.

It's a real set. But no, so they're gonna, they wanted, the prosecution wants to get them for felony because of how much money's involved. I didn't know there was that much money involved. It's a fancy amount. I think that for the one, this one they won is like over 30 grand, like 29,

it's 29 cases, like that. But then they've won thousands or whatever thousands in the world. Yeah, how long they've been doing it? You gotta go back and then they should have to reimburse the payment. Yeah, man. At least, what a,

you know, they get the, they get the storm, the Capitol Energy, how upset they were. You know that? They were so mad. I know. This is Wally, the emotional support alligator. I'll just play it fully.

Okay, you know what I mean? And I am Wally Gator, you. I'll just play it holy shit These kids are just cool with it Until he does until he does Well that all years pretty lit That's an amazing alligator. I just think I'll tell you right now I trust the alligator more than I trust the hand that handler guy Oh man that's a very special Look at that you got to not do that. Yeah, you got to not do that. I mean, these kids are face to face with the gait.

That thing will bite a whole lot of you. You got a big problem. Thank you. You know, I do think even dangerous animals like that get acclimated to humans or whoever if you do it early enough. Hello. I would feel safer on that. I would just feel safer on a while then.

That's the same thing as like, take a line cub or a tiger cub. Yeah. And you raise it from birth. It's not going to attack you. Until he does, until it does. But it's probably going to be more something like an accident. Like I remember watching this dog in the

second step on the tail. Yeah, but when they find they turn. Yeah. What is this? I just saw this. It's a leopard dragging a alligator. It's a jaguar dragging a camel. So leopard's not a jaguar?

No. They're different. Jaguars have much bigger. Jaguars are up to 300 pounds. Leopards are like, three, three, one, one, one, one. Yeah, leopards are in Africa. Jaguars. Oh, and he just caught that.

It's a much bigger cat. That's the dead already caught it. That's the most power. No, no, they killed it in the water. But they do, yeah, they need a bite. They get that. They definitely don't. That is the most powerful cat in the world 300 pounds

It can carry its body weight up a tree no problem and they kill Came and that is what country where is that in? I don't know it didn't say somewhere It's in the Amazon America Superzo how's our hey, how stupid are these comments come on now I got to eat you you you've been eaten too much so yelp. I got to eat you now Yeah, okay. I was a fire not English speakers, too. I don't know what's going on All right, oh I didn't know this happened. I didn't either this happened last week. Kulio died I know at 59 years old

There's a cool video on world stars like the week before he died He was at a college campus and he just ramly goes in these kids dorm room and he's singing Gainters Paradise with them and the kids kind of good on the guitar because you're not playing it was yeah. He sits down and sings the whole song. It's pretty college. Yeah well go to if you go to World Star and you guys could go. Can I ask you a question? Was that the only song that made him famous? That's the main one. He had a budget hit. No, no.

The song that made him famous was slide, slide, slip it, slide, six people in a block under 65. Come on in, right on the fantastic voyage. Yeah, he made money. Just typing cool, y'all. I don't know if you made it, buddy. You don't know, do you? I don't know.

You just said that for no reason. All right. It's hoping he made money. There it is. This is a great video. Look, my housemates and I are acoustic jam sessions, games paradise, we're in the only cooler after making a guest spin to our local club.

How's it going down? He cooked them a three-course meal and then was sharing stories and then ended the party like this. It's recourse meal and then was shearing stories and then ended the party like this. It's pretty dope. Come on louder. Look, you've got this little guitar. She's like, come on. Watch. I'll bring you back. As I want to look back, the other shadow would turn.

I take your life and my life and be a liar, so she'd record that one. Because I've been in the past and in the past, and so long, and that. Even with all the things that my mind has gone, what I have to go on. You might have a big, this movie was Dangerous Minds. Showed my song was crazy. Papa at that time.

Where'd you walk? Oh, you were going to help me fight it, right? So I'm going to hit it. You never gave up on the hair, huh? You never gave up on that hair. Never, not, never. Hit it, white, college kids. Keep spinning, won't start laughing.

Catch the better guys. That's why. He's a big man. He's great. He was like a great guy. I know, in that bump. He was only 56. 59.

59. That's still your own. That's what they're saying. That's what the doctor looked at me and said, he was looking at my arterial branch, and I go, what's wrong with, just check him, see it. There's any compromises in your arterial branch. I go, what do you mean?

He goes, you know, making sure you don't have a widow maker. You can have all signs of good health, and there's something wrong with whom you die. And you'll lose friends between 55 and 65 to this. I was like, huh? Great. And they said that he was overall pretty healthy and he was with his family and friends went to the bathroom and didn't come out.

But then there's also this conspiracy thing that I saw on bar still. Who would it be? That he was talking about exposing the billion dollar record industry that keeps taking money from artists and he was going to continue that fight. He did it like a week or two before and then he suddenly passed away. The record industry killed him. Yeah. I don't think so, but you never ever know. All right.

I'm some of these. Uh, I don't mind. Is your only way Tom and Jel divorce? Is that real? Yeah, barely. Hey, you know it's even crazier? You wanna hear a real current event? Elon Musk looks like he's gonna buy Twitter.

The original deal, that's according to the LA Times. No, that's according to the law. Did you see the joke? And your time? And Elon Musk's Twitter or text. Rogan just said, hey, you're gonna liberate everybody and buy Twitter. And Elon was like something basically like,

I'm trying and Rogan's like we should still part if you do and then Elon respond back to some pretty corny stuff he's like why third party we have a sweeping weepy sleepover as well. No. How do they do what they do? They hack Rogan's dog. Well you say no. Well he had to give up his text to the government for the trial.

Yeah. Now it makes a. Oh. Oh. God. Do you care about. Now it won't make that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, God. Do you care about the town of Brady and Deso? That's called discovery when they go into discovery. So I don't understand as either. So they, they,

21st self 54 points something to share, but then Elon wants the original deal of 44. So I don't know what's going on there. Or 54. Either way, it's a $43 billion deal. But yeah, so Elon saying like, hold up, you know, we agreed to 40, it's worth 44, right? Yeah. So he wants the original, not like, well, now it's worth

whatever it is. 54.20. If you're Elon, no, it's 54. Jesus Christ, that'd be great if he buys it. If you could just buy Facebook's idea on Shadowpan, that'd be great. Huh. Let me see if that just sounds like one.

They're really in a divorce? Yes, they both retained divorce lawyers allegedly. That's a bummer, man. They got two beautiful children together. Both retained divorce lawyers as previously revealed. Gave it a long time. It was a good run. I never actually thought this argument would be the end of them,

but it looks like, yeah. That thing's gonna get messy too, because she has more money than he does. So maybe not messy, maybe it's an easier one, because they're both like, hey, you keep yours, I'll keep mine. Now, I saw somebody pushing back on the comments, I don't know about that,

but obviously this would strike a nerve with somebody if you're Tom Brady fan, they're like, no, he has a brand and he's associated with this and that and has this deal and that deal. I didn't look into it. Well, he has the analyst gig from Foxway from which is worth like $240 million. Yeah.

But currently right now, just else worth more. Okay. They all have money. I mean, I think they're both going to be fine. Yeah. That's a bummer, man. That sucks to hear stuff like that. So his son, he's like 12 or 13,

plays quarterback. And Tom Brady came out on the, he has a podcast that he does. And he's like, I don't give a shit how good this my kid is. I just enjoy watching plays. It's only that's fun. I don't expect him to be me. He goes, but he's more athletic than I was. You know, Tom's not that athletic.

He's like, he's more athletic than I was. He's way smarter. He's like, he's smarter than I am. He's like, legit. The only thing I can help my kid, my son was, he's playing quarterback, is playing quarterback. He goes, I know a thing or two about playing quarterback. He's like so I'll him with the quarterbacking but outside that he got it I'm gonna be weird your dad's time. It's not like your dad's

It's not like your dad is you know, just a basic quarterback is not like your dad was Jake Plumber Your dad is quality quarterback don't they're on Jake Plumber good Plumber, good. Your dad is the greatest of all time. It's like heavy lives, the crowns, like Michael Jordan's kid. You dad just didn't play basketball. Your dad is the best, well. He transcended the sport. He is better.

And he's the best. Well, you know, like big poppy, many remas, and one other, all three of their sons all play in the same minor league team. Wow. They're all together and play together. I guess so. And they're pretty fucking good.

So cool. Yeah. Alrighty. So this next one, yeah, Bennett, O'Malley, the fame neuro pathologist who discovered chronic traumatic and cephalopathy in four football players has advised to stop playing football after suffering a concussion last Thursday, two of my brother, I love you.

I love you as much as a little by son, stop playing, stop hanging your helmet and gallantly walk away. But let me ask you, if you're to us father, what do you do? Because here's the thing, he has a case here, right? Cause they put him back in there, even though he said, even though he's on record saying, no, I want to play, doesn't matter. He can say I was gonna cut this out of my mind. I was just thinking, right, they put me back in the game.

I said, for another injury, life changing the injury. Now, the NFL is gonna do whatever it takes to keep this silent. So he can get an undisclosed payout. He's never gonna play again if he takes it. So let's say it's Let's say it's 500 million dollars, which is more than easy making this career 500 million dollars, but you can never play football again Can you play again and you get concuss and there's more injuries? We're fucked down the road

So we're gonna give you 500 million and you can never sue us. You can't do anything. Just walk away here's 500 million or You can continue to play the game you love Take the money tell them take the money Because of this only because this is a very rare unique injury that you sustained and Your concussion This kind of concussion. This is a very different concussion than any other concussion. This is a...

Not a concussion. This is a traumatic brain injury and there's a difference. This is a true traumatic brain injury that caused you to go into a stroke of sorts. And so, if I have every expert saying that because of this, you're already going to deal with 20 years of ramifications. I don't think I've ever been able to say that though. A lot of people are saying it to play in this game. Scientists who study it are, but scientists that don't have the exact data.

Scientists that saw the hits. But we'll have the exact brain. I think that if you see what he went into, that's a very rare. They were talking about it. It's a very rare. It's a, it's a traumatic brain injury. I don't think you can play football. It might be the same as like you tore your ACL so badly, you can't, you can never cut and you can't play it, you know, so. Well, that's, what's not the 90s anymore? Now you can tear your ACL, you're back in form.

But you can't do that with your brain. So we don't know because the trust, trust maybe, trust me on this, buddy. Yeah. There's been people have had that brain injury and had just fine crews. Wonderful. Who's gone into this? There's been a have had that brain injury and had just fine careers. Wonderful. Who's gone into this? There's been a few before. Yeah. I mean Drew Blatt so got absolutely fucking highlight.

Troy Ackman absolutely. They go into this, right? This is great. He's not the first one to lock up like that. Locked up for you to see. And then there's season. And then there's season. He's not the first guy to see.

And that's it. First of all, he ain't the first guy to season the NFL or UFC. There's one guy that's had that seized up in the UFC. I don't know. It's a fencing response to what they call it. Yeah, they've big mention of this in the article. Um, the name comes from the similarity asymmetrical tonic neck reflex also referred to as fencing reflex, which occurs in newborn.

I personally say take the money. Don't play football. So it says the hold on gopch. refer to as fencing reflex, which occurs in newborn. I personally say take the money. Don't play football. So it says the hold on gopchin. The fencing response often seen when a player is knocked down or knocked out during full contact athletic competitions, such as football, martial arts, UFC boxing, rugby and hockey. Yeah. And it says, yeah, when it's strong enough to cause TBI, traumatic brain,

we see in it, plenty of times UFC, even Aljemy and Sterling, he makes a joke about it like he was doing that. When I got knocked out by Rafa, I'm seasoned up. I'm going like this. Jesus Christ. Let me see if you talk. Is that true? No, don't see it.

You're on TikTok enough. I'm sure you can find it on your own. No, I'm not watching. Is that what happened? Yeah, man. This is a thing. It's new to the consumer because it's first time for somebody seen on live TV like that and in close This happens pretty frequently

Nope, the this guy who had it had it was who studies this was saying that it's actually rather rare Because it's so severe that so there's there's fencing. There's this thing and then there's this and I guess that's That's fencing. That's where your brain shuts off and your brain sense keeps you alive. That's what I mean. So I just, I don't think so, Baba. I don't know, you know, I don't know.

So this center, so he was stuck like that. Yeah, that's different. That's terrible, but that's different. But we've seen similar stuff in UFC, where they're just like, I mean, that's bad too. We've seen the UFC where guys are out for six minutes. Come on, I was out for a while too.

I don't know. Man, I don't know. I don't know, Bob. I think that there are levels to this game and there are levels to this game and there are levels to to brain trauma and you know I'll tell you what What would a year taking a year off to? For him

You know, I'm saying yeah, he could take a year off and come back and see how it performs I'd be one to bet that I'm supposed to get a force to take a year off So they know if he does decide to play then we're be like you're out of year. You're spent for a year What would you do? It's my son take the money take the fuck know you know the same way five What are we doing for it? It's great. You've played him for how long? When an ass jam trip get the fuck out of there. Yeah That's right. It's all that hell for me. But that that's if it's my son if you know, I don't It's all that hell for me. But that's if it's my son.

Listen, I didn't think Tuo's gonna be like an all pro. You know? No. It takes his first good deal. It takes him. And now remember, Yasuo, his first, he got drafted, but he had a horrible hip injury. Basically replace his fucking hip.

That's not ideal. And now you have a, you know, your traumatic brain injuries. So it's like, I marked your sentence. I can cut you to an expert says, two of, two of stiff and hands were primitive response that suggests damage to brain's cortex. We could say that for every knockout

on the ocido when the gas deficit is like. I think there, I think this there is criteria for which what's worse. Yeah. According to you. De-cortic is posturing. Yes. Which what's worse? Yeah I De-corticus posturing. Yes, you see it in a stroke when you have a massive damage to the cortex Basically like your primitive movement controlled by the brain stem Basically it made his cortex no longer control of his body and his brain stem took over and that's what it does when you have a damaged cortex

Did this so so he got so can I ask you a question, was this the next game? Yes, okay, so he got concocted like man, and then you know, playing the next week. Listen, I wanna play a followup with him, but the whole thing is this happens all over again. How did he get hit, did he get, how much helmet?

Slammed, no slant. Like the guy, yeah, was like, and he hit a side like this big like this the ground. Yeah Um, I don't know man Wait, I just saw Somebody who's fed the crocodiles Yes, you did. Yes, you did good good. I brine I'll start reading it while he brings it a British British couple Kittnap killed and fed the crocodiles while camping in South Africa.

That's not good. I'm murdered and fed the crocodiles while searching a nature reserve in South Africa for rare seeds at court her Tuesday. Horticultural Rod Saunders, 74 and his wife, microbiologist Dr. Rachel Saunders, 63 were camping in the remote Inglier Forest Reserve when they disappeared in February 2018. The old guy right there? They killed the old guy and fell in the remote in Golié, Forest Reserve, when they disappeared in February

2018. The old guy right there? They killed the old guy and filmed the crocs. The old guy, yeah. A couple of those last turn on February 8th. The problem is when you feed them to the crocs is big. The problem is when you feed them to the crocs, they still shit out the bones. So if you do it in America, they're still going to find the bones.

That's why I feed them to hogs. Hogs will eat bones. So if you do it in America, they're still going to find the bones. Yeah. That's why I feed them to hogs. Hogs will eat bones. Have you ever seen a movie Hannibal? Oh, huh. Well, who did it that they find the people? Yeah, well, they get to get some of the messages. And one of the message says it's very important that the body of the victims is never found.

Jesus Christ. Now, Del, a vechio and Patel who are believed to have flown in a Islamic state at their home, were already on a watch list when they were arrested to these of the people who did the crime. Little Islamic state connection going down. Well, they're back through the river. Why would they kill the old people, though?

Because they owned a seed. I guess they robbed them first, you know. Oh, shit's crazy. It's South Africa. Oh, there you go, guys. You ready for some fun ones? Yep. OK.

I can finish off on that. Yeah, there we go. Uh-huh. Let's go. Just top to bottom. Hit it. What did I get you guys take on this tattoo? Oh, the dream! Oh, it's good work. This is fantastic. hit it What did you guys take on this tattoo?

It's good work This is and you know the good thing is is that this guy's a flat ass for flat That's a dude with a Tube for a waist and butt cheeks and he got biggy on the left and two pot on the right. Yeah and Bud Sheik's and he got Biggie on the left and Tupac on the right. Yeah. It's offensive a little bit, yeah. Well, I mean, it's just not a guy I'm hanging out with. I'm not hanging out with that guy, but that's okay.

Easy to cover up for job interviews though, right? Yeah, he's just, I don't care about that guy. Yeah. And what's on top of there is that the last supper? Terrible. Looks like everybody, looks like a muscular group of, uh, like,

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm on his upper back dude. Dude, you could've said that anywhere. Yeah, I got to put it on the old. Those ass cheeks are perfect. On the old cheekers. Framing devices. He said, I need flat service. What about my ass? Yeah. Wendorf is a gay bottom. He's just a loser.

Oh. He's just, he's a loser. That's what gets offensive. He likes, he likes being in blackness. And they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of a loser.

What else you got, Jim? Okay. This is a funny me, my thought. Is there a music on your note? I'll go ahead and play it. Let's see. No. Me ripping my son's version of a good after-

I catch a practicing TikTok dances. Who is that? Who are you ripping off? I think that was Jose. Yeah, I was the Jose Aldo crazy counter days. Yeah. So if you guys find your kids making TikTok dances, what's it gonna do?

Are your kids on TikTok me? Yes, my daughter is, and I've lost her to it. She's doing nothing. Sure, she's doing it all, buddy. I don't really. Kind of half. Yep, and I gotta go watch her play tennis right now. What's only in Portland?

Portland's a wild. Here, you have this definitely a volume on this. There's a little argument on a bus. Oh, they had mascot on the organ over masks. Yeah. Yeah. I told you she's crazy. I'm a veteran on all the media. Yeah.

I'm a bad player. I'm a little bit suspicious. Why are you talking to somebody? Kid. If I question, don't be bitch. Drive her to the beach. She's the two main people. What's she calling?

Don't be bitch. I want you to play it back to the age of 44 attacks. Look at you. Why are you pointing to someone else's kids? What's she calling dog? What Debbie T.F. Portland is one of the best channels on YouTube She's got the grace of a middle school drama class monologue She's on the phone and just you kid hey hey watch it Who's this guy language? Hello, oh she's going back. Oh, sorry I don't know. I don't know, Beast. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know, Beast. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, Beast. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What happened exactly? I just wondering, Brennan empathizes with somebody ripping a mask off somebody else's face. Did she rip the mask up? Well, I think it was just something to do because she was mad. She's just kid. She's like, we shut the fuck up. She's on the phone with, you know, who knows? But I figured it was a service.

It's related to that, like seeing masks. She has so mad, there's a lot of mask important to it. It's great. You know, let's look at another one. That, Joe. You saved me in big puns. Like, do you remember it, Michael? It's great, you know. Let's look at another one. That Joe. You saved me in big puns, like, do you remember it, Michael?

I love your mushrooms right now. No, I don't think so. Can nobody in the fucking world make this shit up? Nobody in the fucking world. Almost like your twins just me and you, let's go to the tunnel, let's go to the tunnel. Me and you, I said, fuck it, let's go to the tunnel. We go to the tunnel.

They make you take your boots off. Metal detector. Pond didn't want to take his boots off because you know he's a big guy. So he started arguing with this one bouncer and fuck you and fuck you and this and this and that. Before you know what it turns into like five bounces and out of nowhere, they're about to beat us up

and you hear voice. Hey, yo, chill. Pond's right. Fuck these niggas we turn around and say it Mike Tyson and all this fucking Gucci loaf is shit fuck these niggas

fuck yeah this is the most classic yeah I looked at me the guy was gonna beat us up said Joe please tell him a stop

you know what that's where I'm you saved me I mean could there be a gonna beat us up. Sit yo, please tell him a stop. You know what that's from, you saved me. I mean, could there be a better backup than Mike Tyson and his prime skier fight? He's gonna be a prime skier fight. Yeah. And he's like, let's fuck these guys up. Let's fuck those guys up. Oh, shit.

Whoa. I had Frank man fight night flashbacks who watch like all his biggest fights. And Frank, you know, knows this shit. How's he doing? He's great. And so he just started a podcast. so I was one of his first guests. He came here to film it.

Thick boy, so then we did the fight night with him. But I was asking, I said, he was it true. When you're a USC heavyweight champion, you and Roy Nelson were security at the Spirit Rhinostrip Club, he was, yep. He was Roy'd worked on the day, and then I would take the night shift, and sometimes we're both scared, and I you imagine dude and I go near UFC Heavyweight Chamois. Yeah, he was out changed my train schedule like two weeks before camp I would change the salt mean Royds which shifts I'd work in the morning so we'd work at night

So I could train at night not stay up on it You know fucking around and then I case security and it's the UFC heavyweight champion of the world just broke fucking In the case of security, it's the U.S.I. heavyweight chain of the world, just broke fucking, Silva's, a fucking Tim Silvia's arm off. Remember that. And that's the guy that's like,

hey, Bubba, get out of the club. What a bad motherfucker. What is that? It's a, which is crazy, I don't know what it's from, but it's crazy is, Frank Mayer's daughter is a savage.

Which is that? No, no, no, no, right? All savage. She's at, no, no, no, no, right? She's at Iowa, she's a freshman on the wrestling team. Why? She's got a scholarship for wrestling. She wanted to stay. Holy shit. Yeah.

Good for her, man. And her grandpa and her dad, Frank mayor, coach her in MMA play. Oh my God. Well, I mean, everyone's coming for it, but he was like, no, no, slow down. Go to, go wrestle it, I will. And then we come out.

I love it. He's a star. Yeah. I love it. She's a savage. You got your dad is Frank Merrick a legend. And then Frank Merrick's dad was his coach when he was in the UFC.

I didn't know that. Yeah. His dad's also a Puerto Rican or Cuban. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy, right? That's a big boy. That's a big strong boy.

He's doing well. He had a, didn't his arm atrophy? He had an injury or something like that. Yeah, it's something wrong with his neck. But the head surgery is fine now. Okay. He's good enough. But he, they're starting a new league.

Him and his boy here is starting a new league and they want to do where his daughter is the main event and he's the co-main event. Nice. Or he was like, I'll open up the car because I'm gonna corner her. Still fighting. Yeah. Well, he just want to one more for his daughter.

So I'm the same card. Good friend. Crazy, right? Yep. Freedom fight night. Yeah. All right, kids. I'm waiting.

You guys go watch some tennis, dude. Yeah. I'm waiting. All right. I love you guys. All right, kids. You guys go watch some tennis, dude. Yeah. I'm wait. All right. All right, kids. Next week, next Friday and Saturday, I am in San Jose, Friday Saturday, only I'm in San Jose. Sorry to switch the Thursday show. I have to be here in L.A. I apologize. Whoever got tickets on Thursday, the push up on the Friday Saturday. So it's just Friday Saturday and San Jose, San Jose improv next Friday, Saturday. That's October 14th, the push up on the Friday Saturday. So it's just Friday Saturday and San Jose, San Jose in Prov, next Friday Saturday, that's October 14th, 15th.

Then the following week, I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah, Frank Marin here, so I'll actually be there with a bunch of Mormons. So Salt Lake, Salt Lake City, Utah, Wise Guys, October 22nd. Then Calgary on the 27th, that's Thursday. That thing's gonna sell out, so we add a show on the Friday and the 28th.

We're gonna fly home on the morning of 29th. Hopefully do a fight companion for the Arnold Allen and my boys fight Calvin Cader and then also Logan Paul. I'm sorry, Jake Paul in Anish and Silva. And then November, it's Texas Heavy, San Antonio and Houston, Tickson Sale right now. Tick is at FATKZ.com or thickboy.com be what he got Buddy, I'm gonna be in

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