The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 839: BJJ DOESN'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR BRYAN CALLEN

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Bryan and Brendan have a quick roll before getting into some heated debates about the potential outcomes of all the exciting matchups at UFC 280 including Islam Makhachev vs Charl...es Oliveira, Sean O'Malley vs Petr Yan, and TJ Dillishaw vs Aljamain Sterling.  Joymode - https://usejoymode.com/fighter Check out Avast One at - Avast.com Upgrade your closet with Rhone and use FIGHTER to save 20% at https://www.rhone.com/FIGHTER Onnit - https://www.onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the runner back cause we back at 8 a.m. Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right Hey, how'd they do it right?
Starting point is 00:00:15 Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team, how'd they keep it OG? Must see TV I'm outta do it Yes we did cause we back at 8 a.m. It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again.
Starting point is 00:00:30 It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid. We're out.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Come on, baby. All right, let's go. We just wrestled. We just wrestled. Now, Brian, I like... I didn't ask for it. We're gonna post it. We're gonna post on fighting the kid. Yeah. Oh, good and put your trays in. I have a bullet hanging for this. Not big deal, dude. It's early. I do. Yeah, like you hit a little bit and there's something. Just like I'm the front here. You've had the whole time. That's okay. That's okay, right? Is that true? That's okay Yeah, that's there's nothing more annoying when somebody has that I tell them immediately even if it's a girl
Starting point is 00:01:13 I go you gotta get you have something there. Yeah guys are like that guy No, it might just be a piece of like dry skin or it's piece of carpet Yeah, it's kind of like the money jacket when you roll on me like that. I don't know why. I guess there's someone has a dog in here because there's like dog hair. My jacket's rolling. Save to save. A jacket's rolling. Save to save. You get anybody on the planet in behind them. They're going to get, they're going to go to sleep. If you guys are going to be tough, enter, get on, run. Yeah, well, you you're a shoulder you turn your head here Gordon might have something to say My Gordon might just snap my wrist into oh cool
Starting point is 00:01:51 Gordon Ryan what I say Ryan Gordon you know who Ryan Gordon is I know one Yeah, he's different Oh, you're oh dude that's oh dude you're talking about Gordon Ryan correct the Ryan't know why I'm the correct one. The Ryan Gordon is a black bell in the burbank. I'm so used to you making those burbank. You guys don't know him yet. Oh, dude, I'm so stupid. I thought that you were a man.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You might be the worst at names. You might be the worst at names. Yeah, it's pronounced you. Oh, stop here. Dude, this weekend's used to 80. Bruce Buffer. Good luck. You've seen the names.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Oh, it's unfuckin' good. He has his work cut out for him. Well now we got Peter Young. You're about the famous guys. You're not on the main guard. Wait, let me try. Hey, I'm more. Hey, I'm warning you now, dude. I took I took the magic mind. Yeah, your voice Let me magic mind about that magic. I took out my coffee. Bro, did I not tell you? Yeah, I thought you were full of shit. It's so good. You feel good, right? You're kind of like, you're alert. Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:50 You're not wired, you're alert. You're just like, ah! Yep. Dude. I'll fuck you up. Hey. Hey, no magic mind for you, dude. Hey, when I recognize your face.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Well, I do the Denzel face. Yeah, dude, you look like, you look like I'm gonna get about, I'm about to get fucked up. Yeah, you appetizer. What? You appetizer. No, I'm not, dude. You are awesome blossom.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Hey, you awesome blossom. I know you 10 years now, calm down, bro. Don't get crazy. Longer than 10. How many magic minds does you take? Four. No, you gotta take just one. I'm gonna shit my pants.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Not only took one. They're so good. I guess so nice, too. You know what? James, for sure. James, you gotta take just one. I'm gonna shit my pants. Not only took one. They're so good. I guess so nice too. You know what? James, for sure. James, so let me tell you about James. But hold on, before you say, so I met him, I was at the Halloween thing with my kiddos,
Starting point is 00:03:35 and I'm saying, they want their faces, paying the zombies or whatever. And then I was taking pictures with my husband, and then he came and I was just getting him, and I was trying to get on, I was just getting a good picture. Oh, no, dude, I know I go, he is an on friends of Brian and I was like calendar Yeah, that's my guy man, and then he's like hey, I'm the guy does a magic mind like oh dude
Starting point is 00:03:56 Meanwhile, you know, he made he made all this money He made it all the money in tech and then so he's genius. He's got 70 people working for him. He's 35 years old I love him. I love this guy Let me tell you so he's got he's got all the money, but you would never know it and he's not I'm not gonna be able to drive the fucking skin skin. I was like, dude, you have flawless skin. Yeah, he's 35 I know but yeah, but I looked like well, he probably gets enough sleep Morgan Freeman I got I got shit for you about him. So he basically, he was, I think he was the number two
Starting point is 00:04:29 angel investor three years in a row in the world. Yeah, no, he's stupid, Richard, you got it. Like the original investor in clubhouse, all that stuff. Yeah, I was never gonna try until I met him. And I was like, well, you look phenomenal. And then he was saying, he's drinking coffee like me because he's like, you drink a lot of coffee.
Starting point is 00:04:43 And I was like, you want me to go through my daily routine? He was like, oh, dude. I was like, my adrenal glands, from playing sports my entire life and having all that endorphin release and all that stuff, they're shot. And it happened really when I started on Ultimate Fighter, I just couldn't get up for anything. Like, literally, somebody had to bring cocaine
Starting point is 00:04:59 to get me up. They didn't, but you'd have to bring something like that. Nothing would work. And I was telling that, he's like, yeah, this is gonna help you. He's like, how many cups and shots, especially drinking? I told him, he's like, I'm telling you, because you're so far along, it might take a little longer. He's like, just start with one.
Starting point is 00:05:15 They see, you know, you're only having one cup of coffee. He's like, I'm not taking a quick coffee, which is that, to me, that went the furthest, because I'm like, oh, he's not saying, he's not anti-coffee. No, and he's like, I'm just saying, you won't need as much as he can. So he had a heart condition. Yeah, that went the furthest because I'm like, oh, he's not saying, he's not anti-con. No, and he's like, I'm just saying, you won't need as much as he can. So he had a heart condition.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Yeah, that's what he said. And he had 70 people working for him. He's got this huge company and he was drinking, like, seven cups of coffee. And the doctor goes, you can't drink coffee anymore. So he said about with like, real scientists coming up with a way, what is an alternative coffee? He's one of those guys. He's one of those Silicon Valley guys who's like, oh yeah, you're not gonna let me drink coffee. How. What is an alternative coffee? He's one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:05:45 He's one of those silicon-bound guys. He's like, oh yeah? You're not gonna let me drink coffee? How about I invent my own coffee? But I'm telling you, I'm such a convert. That's why I was telling you. I was like, oh, I have to get my papers on them myself. You gotta get your papers on them.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And then I sound like, well, handsome. First of all, handsome. Handsome. Six, five, flawless skin. Floss skin. Very nice, big hands. Big hands. Can you imagine what we're working with down below, right? You guys think about it flawless skin, flawless skin. Very nice big hands. Big hands. Can you imagine what we're working with down below, right?
Starting point is 00:06:06 You guys think about it? He's Lebanese. Don't kid yourself. Oh, don't kid yourself. Oh, yes. He's a Lebanese, he's a Phoenician. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's poppin', right?
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah. Yeah. So, and then I was like, yeah, I gotta try it, man. I'll go about, he's like, semi-address, try it out to him what you think. Today, I got it in the mail yesterday. So I opened it up this morning and at 5.30, my son will go up 5 and that 5.30, I'm like, Oh yeah, I took my shot of espresso
Starting point is 00:06:31 and then I took that with it. And Daddy's ready to take over the world. It's a clean, it's a clean alertness. That's what I love about it. You just, you don't get this crash, you just feel, you're just like, fuck, I'm, I'll see it's only. It's early. Daddy might catch later. I'm noticing your very, your very wide eye and you're a little aggressive. Yeah, that's, it looks like you wanted to. I didn't tell you that. Oh, no, I don't.
Starting point is 00:06:54 No, I don't like you. I don't like you. You're looking at me like I'm an appetizer and I feel like to imagine mine. Yeah, I'm, I'm glad you like it because I was always like, I was such a believer in it. And I used to trigger me to talk. I'm like, you know, I was like, you know, I wasn't making me. I was like, I was like you like it because I was always like I was such a believer in it and I used to trigger me to talk I'm like, you know, I was like, you know, I wasn't making I was like, I was like, I'm like, Brian's buddy, whatever. Yeah, well, I just like it because he doesn't need the money I just like that he it's kind of a belief things. This is a guy who goes, I go, what do you want to do now?
Starting point is 00:07:16 But you know, you're not to worry about money and he goes, I swear to God, he goes, I want to get closer to God And usually I'd be like, all right, but he goes to India. No, he means like, build a ship and get close. No, like what we say that we don't have the money to do it. He is like, I'm literally gonna build a ship. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna crack this guy. I'm gonna go on trying to just get to Mars. No, no, I'm past that. I'm going ahead.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I'm gonna have it. I'm going ahead. I'm gonna talk to him, come back down to you guys, but it's like, that's how ambitious. And that's sponsored by Magic. No, he actually just meditates. He goes to India and goes on these like retreats These ash rams and shit. It's unbelievable
Starting point is 00:07:47 Anyway, what's that box? One of my favorite people one of my favorite. Yeah, he was such a nice dude Yeah, and then me and him were just we sent you a Tax because he was like, oh, you're going to Brian's Celebration for his wedding. That's his his house and I was it Yeah, so he said he goes to my house I go and we're talking about that area right because I used to live kind of over there and I was like, yeah, that's what he said. He goes, is that my house? And we're talking about that area, right? Cause I used to live kind of over there. And I was like, oh, but it's on Sunday, right? And he goes, oh, I go before he talks, it's on Sunday, right?
Starting point is 00:08:12 And he goes, why are you? Because every single one of Brian's closest friends are comics and we all work, right? No one works. So I'm going to ask you again. It's on Sunday, right? And he goes, dude, they did on Saturday. I'm like, no, he can go.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I said, you know what, how this celebration is gonna go? He was way to go. It's gonna be Brian's best friends, and there'll be all special forces guys that he just met six months ago. That's how this goes down. And then he goes, well, I'll do one on Sunday
Starting point is 00:08:40 just for you in the comments. He was Brian Hemping, I'll do whatever you want. He's pretty much come. I much like, talk to Brian. He's the back. We got to dinner with him. Yeah. He's really smart. You know what I don't like. It's the second time I've told you that story. And you never go. Yeah, let's do it Sunday. I know.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Because you don't want to know. No, it's not. And you know what? I get it. No, I do. I just and you know what I get. My lady's the one handling it all. Family and shit. It's family. She runs you. It's all family stuff. She runs you. Yeah. She runs you. No, I don't know and you know what I get my ladies the one handling it all family and shit. It's family She runs it. It's all family stuff. Yeah, she runs it. No, I don't know what you're talking about She runs you know, I yeah, I told him that I go check it's not gonna happen as girls run the whole
Starting point is 00:09:14 She's 33 you know what happens? I don't have the energy to argue. I Used to have the energy. That's where I got you beat now at 55 She makes so if she makes a stand Daddy's holding like a chair. Oh, 55, she makes a stand. Daddy's holding, like a chair. Oh, well. Yeah, Daddy lost his backbone. Now, she's usually right, she's not drama. She has no drama with her.
Starting point is 00:09:32 That's what's cool about her. She's got, she's usually, if she's gonna make a stand, I fucked up. It'd be, let's take a little break. But I'll tell you, don't take a break. Yeah. You and I on the road. That's right, but one, two, row, dog.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh, yeah, I just know that next weekend, I'm gonna need at the Schomburg improv, buddy. The Chicago improv in Schomburg. Little bit of a talk. October 27, 28, 29. Schomburg on Earth Carolina, I got Comedy Zone November 10, 11, 12. Addison, Texas. Addison, improv, remember 17, 18, 19.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Naples, Florida off the hook, December 1, 2, 3, and 4. I'm not stopping, bro. Don't stop, can't stop, won't stop. Where are you gonna be? Let me ask you something. This week I'm in Salt Lake City, Brian. I'm in Salt Lake City. This Thursday through Saturday, Saturday we'll have a fight
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Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah, because they go up and they just, you're the slave. Yeah, you're the slave. You're the slave. You're rigged up, you're rigging. You're rigging, and that's fine. You're turning to rig. Rig was about us, and then gets a dick ripped off, and then he's just like, I'll do whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Right? That's a bad impression. Take that impression back. Oh my God. Do what if you want. So you're rigged, right? I'm the hound. I'm getting really grisly over time.
Starting point is 00:14:42 No, please. When I say I like to argue to argue pro now I could be asleep I would mind. Oh dude with magic one. I could do sleep last thing. She's like this and someone like oh It's go time. Yeah, well make sauce. I still have that in me sometimes you do like I wanted to get busy with her And then she's on that drives me nuts She's on the phone showing me how to work an Apple calendar. And then she goes, oh yeah, I've only seen she's been, we have to, we have to,
Starting point is 00:15:07 we have to, we have to, we have to, we have to, she goes, we have to erase all these things. And I'm, and you know when somebody's saying, oh, you're listening to music on, like my son will play hard rock when he put, and I, it's too much. And sometimes it'll be just too much and too loud. And I'll find, I go, hey, what the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:15:22 That's the last one. And then like in my head's been, and that's what's going on, my head's fucking, I was, you know, it's the same thing. She's, I'm trying to, I'm fine. I go hey what the fuck is this? Yeah, I'm like in my head's been in that's what's going on my head's fucking I was you know It's the same thing. She's I'm trying to I'm like sitting there and she's Are we all to erase this race this? I'm like I fucking go. Hey, I grabbed it. I just grab it And I just throw it on a way go. Yeah, I don't want to do this like I don't want to I don't give a shit about my fucking apple But that caused it fight she should know though. Yeah, let's go. She should know. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:46 No who you're married to. Yeah, don't tell me about your dreams. Not never. Also don't tell me what you have for lunch, right? Don't care. Yeah, and also your friends and you, you go to the zoo, no pictures, unless the kids are in it, right? Don't take pictures of animals that I can Google, right?
Starting point is 00:16:00 There's a lot of things. There's one thing. Or having sex, don't take pictures. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Right, that's right. Also don't take any one thing. There's one thing. There's one thing. There's one thing. There's one thing. There's one thing. There's one thing.
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Starting point is 00:16:40 Do I'm trying to sleep that Sun is in my eye. Yeah. So what I like to do is real, real, how to move. I just reach over. They see my fat, stupid, thumb, and go. Right? Oh, they're facing. You're an aisle guy. No, no, no, I'm a window guy. You're a window guy.
Starting point is 00:16:54 So you can always windows. So I can rest. Now, now, okay. But if you are aisle, you're not afraid to reach over and just, kush. No, you mean a window? Window, you're by the windows. Oh, I thought you were, I thought you were on it.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I thought you were going to get you across. Oh, no, no, man. Okay, never. If I'm the window, the prison front. I shut my prison fronts chilling. Oh, especially if they're like, when you reach up, you're right, chappin' close. Oh, you see my fat, stupid, sweaty hand go.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Then I go. And then you're looking at them like they're appetizers. If I'm on magic mine. Yeah, that's no magic mine. Your eyes are much wider than normal. Yeah, I'm ready for rock daddy. Now the other thing I'm excited about, you know, I hate toot my own horn here.
Starting point is 00:17:37 You know, I solved the crime. I heard something about this now. Why, dude, what'd you hear? Well, you were talking about the North Cal Circular. I am familiar with it, and I know they caught them, but I had a whole problem with you saying that you solved it. It's gonna make me mad. So I was going up on tour, the Ohee thick tour,
Starting point is 00:18:00 and we're in San Jose, and everyone's talking about the Circular is on the loose in Northfolk. He was really doing most work in Stockton and that's the gentleman there. Okay. Okay. Not what I thought it was going to be. That's fine. I have a variety of reasons. Right. And it was going to be a white guy in camp. In general, well, not not camel. He has to give him away. Right. That'd be stupid. Just regular white. Yeah. Just in, you know, normal Walmart. Which is really is. Yep.
Starting point is 00:18:24 But was not expecting that. But something to give it away, but don't need it as well, but um So I wrote a bit on Saturday performed on stage filmed it and we just blasted out and they caught him so I Dude you know me you know me. Yeah, I don't want to take all the credit No, not I can't are they giving me the key to the city tomorrow? No, no, no, that's the rumor. I don't think so. Did I just start that? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:50 I think you're great. But you could. Nope, I don't think so. Nope, I don't think you had anything to do with it, but I appreciate that you're timing. Do you have a timing with us on? I have a problem with them calling him a circular. Do you know the definition of a circular?
Starting point is 00:19:03 Is it more than four? More than three, more than over a span of 30 days. So that's to be three days or more. Otherwise just killing. No. Yeah. It's more than three over, it has to be past 30 days. Wait, so, but if you, people kill people over 30 years
Starting point is 00:19:19 like the zodiac killer. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's past 30 days, bruh? Oh, God, I got it. Yeah, I see. Oh, you're not, you're what I'm saying. That's past 30 days, Brian. Oh, God, I got it. There's a, yeah, I seriously. Oh, you're not, you're not a magic one. That's fine. No.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I mean, serious matters often with no paramotives too, we find. Yeah, it's one of you who gets off on killing. Yeah, but it has to be plus 30 days. So they were worried about him, because each shot, I think, and killed five people, but then they started to get,
Starting point is 00:19:43 so it was like two weeks off, three weeks off, but then it started to get like a week off, days off, like we got to find this guy. You know why they caught this dumbass? Because like the reason Ted Bundy, Jeffrey, I'm not really, but Ted Bundy and a lot of these killers go on, like Ted Bundy went on a fucking streak.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Cause he would, you couldn't calculate where he was gonna be. He started in Seattle, you know, and then moved to the down in Colorado then he's in Fresno State I'm a Florida state. This dude was in the same kind of radius norcal radius so they're like they had an expert talking about I was watching this morning you know because I was getting these calls like dude we can't believe you helped us out and I was like problem. It's part of my job as a media. And I get snot, though, but you've gone over the top for us. I went to the least I can do for your city. So the guy was saying, though, that he's so easy to catch.
Starting point is 00:20:35 It's just a matter of time before they catch him. And this was an article two days ago. They were just a matter of time, because he's killing the same area, like he's not mixing it up. So it makes it easier for cops to act killing homeless people. No, uh-uh regular people I think they're homeless. No, not at all. Not any facet. He was driving my en-shooting people Look that up and this is my problem called the serial killer. No, he's driving by the day They they're not homeless no regular lady regular guy. I don't think sir. I promise you were homeless. Not at all You'll see
Starting point is 00:21:04 The guy that I caught the serial killer I caught not killing homeless no hold on and those those victims would be pissed He was shooting people in the morning at night. Yeah, but they were sleeping in parks, but no, yeah, he's riding He's riding his bike through a neighborhood. It's all just neighborhood a woman was shot dude Okay, I don't want to be like this, but hey. I know the case. She shot at 3.20 a.m. Yeah, I'm saddered. Yeah, but I think she was, no, she's not dude.
Starting point is 00:21:35 He would kill people walking by themselves. They killed a dad. Yeah. Yeah, but look at this. His wife, Elopas, the peer were married for 12 years was shocked by the death He just ran away picking people be I know I think that they were out though when he was late late at night No, no, no, no, no dude. I solved the case You killed during early mornings when people are out walking going to work. Yeah, and kill them in the evenings
Starting point is 00:21:58 Uh-huh, they weren't homeless. They were homeless You know because I read that because when I would read on the profiles of them They were all they're not between homes not at all not at all. Mm-hmm. One was just a makeup. But one was a working lady Jesus so he would just see them on the street Hey, here's what it says four of seven victims were experiencing homelessness Four seven known victims were experiencing home Four out of the seven? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And the reason is because they were out and you know what the problem is? So did you solve this case? Because that was it? No, I did. But you know, I don't know why you didn't know that. You know why I didn't know that? Because they can't give me all the details.
Starting point is 00:22:36 But you said, you know what, there is a clearance thing and I was like, okay, I'm just gonna do my job. Well, it says five of the seven victims were Hispanic men and four of the victims were experiencing homelessness. Oh, that's why I'm thinking they're Hispanic. Okay, that would be, they're all four. I just feel like you homeless. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:54 It will make sense because they were used. People have found themselves in badly lit areas. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You know what, I left that out. Yes. You know, because I don't, I didn't solve it. I did solve it. I did solve it I didn't know if that was public yet. Okay. Is that what it was? Also Brenda doesn't see homelessness. Oh
Starting point is 00:23:11 Your eyes house of color I should go. There's a humans that got shot. God damn it. They're your unhoused neighbor. That's your unhoused neighbor But let me try to put even a serial killer. You know, he's more of a, yeah, but he's more of these just guys. Yeah, but that's he got off on killing people with no motive. He just would drive up and shoot him. So that's my serial killer. Oh, yeah, I would give that a damn. Would you? Yeah. Yeah, you're shooting people. Chin, bring up my head. Chin, tell me, tell me what you think of this baby. Bring up the profile. So let's talk talk about if you're gonna be a serial killer, dude You know, I'm saying you got you got to do it right. Yeah It's the dommer one just play it. Yep
Starting point is 00:23:58 And So there is a serial killer on the loose in North Carolina He's in stock and he's made his way down the tent. I was happy. So if you leave the together, try head on the sweatsline. And Jeffrey Dalber's so hot right now, right? After that Netflix star, I was like, ooh, and I'm in the serial killer. So I was like, oh, this is hot. I'm going to be looking at this. Would you do a neat and a brain? So was he, was he't fucking wear off mask? How did he do it? As you research it, this dude just driving my fucking shielding people. And I'm serial killer and that's a gangbanger with good shots. What the fuck is this? You think he is drive by and shoot people and take it from
Starting point is 00:24:37 out again? That place Doc Bitch? I've been shooting a poor verb, either dead, do something, dude. It's a trick and face like a fucking clown. Shoot her, leave a calling card, do something, they look as if you didn't like the late shot. He eats my dead, do something, I'm the first one to choke y'all. He, I don't know. Come here.
Starting point is 00:24:56 I'm trying to spit boss some ideas, man. Good, right? For Syracul? Yeah, I like it. You can keep going that. Oh, yeah. But it's over now, you know? Yeah. They caught him. There'll be more. Thanks to my help. You think he going that. Oh, yeah, but it's over now, you know, yeah, they caught them
Starting point is 00:25:05 They'll be more thanks to my help always be more serial killers always People there's like there's like 60 active Bring up any active serial killers there You it'll surprise you. I know there's one in Canada popping right now in the world are just you us just you asked from the world We didn't care. Yeah, man. There's so many who just get off on it. How many series on loose today? The Denver prostitute killer?
Starting point is 00:25:32 They're between 25 and 50 active silica killers in the United States. I said 35. What if it's big elsewhere? Like, if you're already experiencing poverty and danger everywhere else, like, do people think to become serial killers in places that are already hard enough to live?
Starting point is 00:25:46 Yeah, I don't know. Oh, well, it gets passed away by now. Oh, yeah, that guy, they never caught that fucker. They never caught that motherfucker, man. I'll just say first and foremost, it's important to be aware of your surroundings. Thank you. Okay, thanks for all. Thank you. Okay, thanks a lot. Yeah, thanks, Dr. No Health.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Give me the UFC 280, I want to see the line up so I can say their names. Oh, not the main, the famous guys we know, I'm not going to hear that. All right, Balal Mahamid, Sean Bray, Makmud, Muradov, Chow, Boral, Boralho. Muradof Ciao Borah Borah Borahalho Nikite Krilov Volken
Starting point is 00:26:32 Oztamiar Zubaya Tukhogaf That can't be right Jesus Zubaira Tukhogaf The berry
Starting point is 00:26:42 It's Zubair Lucas Armeda Have fun with that. I'll book a book are Nurgah my get up nerma come that off Not gonna be a real a blue book are a book are No, I'm gonna get off is that is he related to Gasty Omar God's Fucking Christ man. I think it all Russian. Asia Dodson Muhammad
Starting point is 00:27:11 They're all like I'm union here. They're all like you know, Dagestan Muhammad have Karl R. Gordon Meena Landsberg, but Bruce has his work cut out for him right and he's great at it So is an egg and it's really good at it. Because you know, they have a whole thing of the fighters say their names. It records them how to pronounce their names.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Wow. They really listen to it over and over. Yeah, John does that. That is not easy. My word. The eye card is tough. Where are the? I mean, the main card, especially the famous guys.
Starting point is 00:27:39 It's Cree-loaf. Welcome, Osmanier. How are you feeling about that card? Tuku kuf. Let's go through it. First of all, do not skip Sean Brady, Belial Muhammad. That's Sean Brady's my guy.
Starting point is 00:27:53 He's your guy. Monster. Filly monster. You think it's a coincidence that Eagles aren't defeated, Sean Brady's undefeated? I don't know. There's something that Philly water. I watched that down to Philly and the sun.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Beloma Hammers of Beast, you think Sean Brady's got him. I love Mohammed. He's on food truck one of my favorite ones. But Sean Brady, he's my dark horse. Now, you know the last guy said, so I've only done three dark horses in the career of doing big round breakdown, shop show, below the belt. Ready for it?
Starting point is 00:28:26 It was Charles O'Levere, Arnold Allen, Sean Brady. Wow. Charles O'Levere when he was like, you know, two fight win streak. Well, we should jump right to it because I got Islam Makachev. I just, Oh, hey, who goes to the main of that?
Starting point is 00:28:42 Okay, okay, okay. God dammit. And it came in Chicoog cuz she's you skip that one Yep, so I'm going with that's cool. Definitely shot brand on the main card though Derrius Gamron Dude that Has potential to be five the night They're not doing our boy Derrius any favors. He deserves a title shot. Camrot, you're gonna walk through some fucking fire.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Just because of what is striking or his... He's good at everything, but yeah, striking is ridiculous. Yeah, Darius grabs you. But Darius, it's very rare. I mean, he's a black, but on the ground, and you know, award winning black belt, but he fancied himself a cock fight. Have you on the car?
Starting point is 00:29:24 So what's your, where's your money? Ah. Get your camera, I don't like that they do this to Darius. And I love Darius. You remember, I was with Darius before he was in the UFC Corning, Brian Rattagan, he's the main event. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:40 No Darius for a hot second. Wow. Savage. Savage. Love's Jesus. Yeah, yeah. Love's Jesus. Holy goes power can help you. Yeah, yeah. I wish I had that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 4 out of 7 or performance or fight of the night. It's crazy. Give this dude a title shot and this dude doesn't have a morning fight No, he hits like a Mac fucking truck Dude and you beat Tony Ferguson, right? And then they give you fucking camera. It's But it's like a change of the guard. You get these young
Starting point is 00:30:19 Camera out of What's his record? Oh that woulin Polish I'm right out of. What's his record? Oh, that Wollin Polish. His wrestling's good, his striking's good, Blackbought and Jiu-Jitsu. South Paul. Savage. Own his record, 21 and 1, Brian. Go up to his ADC stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:37 He's a Christ. Right there, keep going. No, keep going, right there. So he won gold at the ADCC Championships. He won bronze over gold twice. He won gold to 19 to 14. The kids can be a problem. He just taught him. He just for dear use, they're just making him walk to some fucking fire. They're kind of giving them that. They don't think he's an exciting fighter. No, definitely not. He's excited.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Shit. He's right. Besides, like, he's right there with like, Gage, his fights are fucking. Yeah. So what he gets hit and it's a come on. I'm maybe it's the, I don't know, maybe the he very like Lee from originally? I mean, he is. No, is he Iran? Gent, look it up. He's very Iran, the other you go.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Yeah. But at 55, he's one 50, one 50. He's very similar to Gachi, but I think his thing is, when he gets on the mic, he's very wholesome and very leave it to be ver Yeah, you know, yeah, but this is I don't have an issue with it because that's him It's not yeah, you know fake. It's that's him. That's it's actually him. You know I'm saying so Yep, I don't know, but he's walked through some fucking fire and he deserves it He gets this one crazy wind streak right there. Kidney? Dude, a 55?
Starting point is 00:32:05 That's crazy. It's not. Fuck. All right, go back to the card, Jim. All right, go back to the card. What are you eating, boiled eggs again? No, no. So, great.
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Starting point is 00:34:32 or you should go to your local Walmart, but you don't want to do that. So go to onit.com slash FATK. That's on it.com slash FATK. Save 10% off All right, Peter Yon, sugar shone. Wow. I'll still have the throw pro. Yeah. Sure, Sean is my boy. So I got to go, sure, now, now, if you're betting, you know, Peter Yon would be the smart money in terms of if you're gonna make money, you take sugar. You take sugar because sugar is a lot for Peter Yon.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Sugar is very confident. He's got that striking from that distance. I don't know. You know, Peter Yon walks towards you, crowds you, and then does this thing. General general. Oh, where is it? No, I know.
Starting point is 00:35:23 No, but he closes distance, and then he's got you, but I mean, he's striking, striking a footwork through dickness and they're gonna test sugar shans take down the face, which I think people are surprised by. And then also the light kicks. I'm not saying it's a hole for sugar, but it's a hole for sugar. As far as if you don't go back and watch tape, you watch that Cheeto Verify, because light kicks kicks were an issue. Peter Young can fucking kick. You could make the argument too. That Peter Young in many ways is the best striker in 35 at 35. I don't know if he's the best striker. I think he's the best mixed mixed mixed mixed martial artists. He's the toughest son of a bit. That's right. Yeah, I don't know if I've
Starting point is 00:35:59 say he's the best 35 some monsters. But yeah, I do think if what favors sugar shine, I'll see his height reach stuff like that. Peter Yon's slow starter, but he's used to fighting five rounds and he'll usually give the first three minutes. He'll give a first round away. He's down on the data. Yes, he does. You can't give a round away when there's three.
Starting point is 00:36:18 That favors sugar. So hopefully he's coming forward. Three rounds favors sugar too because cardio wise and also Peter Don's used to five. So I'm so curious on this is Peter on, you know, he's gonna have to apply pressure come and apply pressure on sugar. That's what he's a counter-strike enough. He is. He'll light you up. But I would, here's what I would say out of you tell me this be, if you have to, who's the harder pun, who is the one one the one knockout shot power out of those two I know I believe I would I think it's actually Sean. I disagree really. Mm-hmm Sean Sean Sean can hit you from that distance
Starting point is 00:36:53 um I don't know that Peter Yann has I haven't seen him when he fought a Sterling I mean he was doing all kinds of shit to some power though. Yeah I don't know who has I at 35, I think they both weather that. I think if you clip by, y'all know what I mean, a problem, sugar, it's being a counter-shryer strike or two. Yeah. When you're coming in, I think it helps his power, right?
Starting point is 00:37:15 Yeah. Because you use the momentum. But if it, if you're on toe for toe, if you're, if one of those stupid, you know, power bags was actually legit, I think Peter Yall would hit harder. Maybe I just think that what Sean has to worry about is what you said is I was thinking those low kicks. That more time. The 15 which they are are watching film. You watch that Cheeto fight. I know she'll get, you know, he's like, I won that just whatever Cheeto won that fight. Cheeto was likeness
Starting point is 00:37:39 like that. And the fight was stopped because of the light kicks. Periodon can light kick, buddy. Yeah, Periodon is, you can do all of it. What do you wanna do? What I think is amazing is he's able to just stand right in the pocket and slip your shots, catch your shots in his hands. The question is, we like, obviously, sugar's not battle tested, right?
Starting point is 00:38:00 Right. You know, the fight against paper munoz, we didn't find out much. Cheeto, you know, that was probably stuff's fight he did lose yeah there's nothing period on bound testing yeah bound test right yeah so there's sir also please understand professional boxer in in this native Russia trains in Singapore his questions tough more to rush some would say the Russians the The toughest, right? Well, to become a professional boxer in Russia, you're gonna learn some technique.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah, that might just be question markets. I think the UFC, I don't think it's too much too soon for Peter or for Shurikashan. I think UFC's like, all right, we have to take our time with them. It's shit or get off the pot. Yeah. And also, if he wins, UFC needs a new star, because Connor's older, right? In doing this thing. Naked out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah. Next biggest star sprite is he john's coming back. We need something. I think he also remember, he's also the only guy on this card, the looking at the card. He's the only guy that brings in a younger demo. I agree. The Twitch, he's massive. And also there's more pressure on Peter Yon. Sean loses, you're losing to Peter Yon. As long as Sean doesn't get starched, he gets starched, then all the critics, the haters go, he told you he's not very good.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Which isn't true. But if he gets starched in the first round, I'm not gonna, how about if he gets his leg fucked up? It's gonna be a problem. If Sean has no success against Peter Y up? It's gonna be a problem. If Shauna has no success against PDRion, it's gonna be a problem.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Now he's still gonna be fine, he's still gonna have a career, but Shaun wins this, it's guaranteed title shot buddy. That's what this is. That's crazy. And also for the division, the UFC is brilliant with this matchmaking because if Peter Yann wins and Al Jermaine Sterling wins
Starting point is 00:39:43 into a third, like we're like, all right dude, we got it. Like what do you even do? Right. So the best is would be if, and this is who I hope wins, because TJ's my boy. You have to, if TJ,
Starting point is 00:39:53 well that's the, that's the, I'm the most excited about by the way. Oh, I'm excited about some of that. Well, I'm freaking out of the Charles Oliver. We'll get to that in a sec, but. But Al Jermaine and TJ, if TJ were to win, dude, Sean O'Malley TJ's oh my god Fantastic fight now. I think worse matchup for sugar
Starting point is 00:40:10 As far as the top five goes and this is insane to say but just I was Greed Peter John is the best matchup which is nuts Which means none of them are because Peter John's the best because Peter mom beyond presses forward press forward He's not a wrestler by trade, but that's not his, it's got great hips, hard to kick down, but other than that.
Starting point is 00:40:28 And now, and he's got those Sambo trips, he's gonna do some stuff, but overall, he's, you know what I mean? Sambo's me tough on shoot. Do you know what Peter Yannis? Russian.
Starting point is 00:40:36 That's all we got, and meaning he's violent and mean. Like he's fucking, I get a sense of, like almost like if he wasn't a profiter He'd be in jail somewhere. He's a violent motherfucker. He's just mean and violent. I get that from him I just get this thing where he's just like Not now you know who who should have been born and raised by the wolves in Russia, but he's not and who's more of a demon than him TJ Dillishall.
Starting point is 00:41:05 True. You talk about Kobe mentality. I'm talking agree. When you want to talk about people that you don't want people to go, I'm willing to die in there. I would say on that card, there's maybe two. The Russian Peter Yon, you don't want there so many Russians, do you say? So there's probably way more than two.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I'm just saying, I guarantee you Peter Yon, and out of anybody, TJ is willing to do ready. Whatever takes the win Saturday night. Bring up his Instagram for a second. I guarantee Peter Yann and out of anybody, TJ is willing to do ready, whatever takes the win Saturday night. Bring up his Instagram for a second. Now take a look at TJ's body. I call him PJ. PJ. He is, I call a guy Gordon.
Starting point is 00:41:34 He is such a fucking, I couldn't agree more. Like there's no one like him. Look at him there. Look at him. He's as close to a human pit bull as you get. You don't get in better shape. You just don't get, you don't get your body in better than that.
Starting point is 00:41:52 In terms of just his conditioning and the kind of training he does. You know, so people will reward from his training. He's like, is that his saying? I have his mentality. People are always like, oh, he goes harder than that. No, I know. He's a bad teacher.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I'm not talking about him coach I was talking about you know same thing like you don't take them down like he even in practice apparently you I've been all you never seen nothing like it I believe you know when he's the closest we have in MMA is the Kobe Bryant mentality show shows up before everybody else sleeps on the mats literally guys different left can left, social path. When he comes to fighting, social path. Like straight up fucking savage. Here's the other thing, and this is,
Starting point is 00:42:30 I'll show him on the shop show, we got a route for TJ. He's a comeback story. When in America, did we not favor a comeback story? A guy getting busted for PDs, right, Usada. He got busted, dude. For, for, for, for, well,s, right, Usada. He got busted, dude. For, for, for, for, for, well, for, uh, EPO. Which, do me a favor, listen, should I, uh, EPO helps out so much.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Take EPO. Yeah, that's easy, yeah, you do. It does very little. It does very little. So, but anyway, he got busted doing that. And then law, not only to get busted, but he got knocked down the fight at a small weight class, the Hennie Sudo,
Starting point is 00:43:03 then he can't make any income for two years. The guy trains his ass off, think about the pressure beat. Train's ass off, has kids, has a wife, has a mortgage, right? He's trying to get his life back together. Two years off, comes back, they give him Cory Sandighig and the Sandman, his rank number two or three in the world at the time. After two years of nothing, fight some with one leg.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Beat him with one leg, beat him with one leg. And then now he's fighting for the title. This is a comeback story. This is a success story. This is a rocky story. I'm rooting so hard for Ducy. You should. I'm rooting so hard for Ducy.
Starting point is 00:43:35 And this is why she should root for him. Cause this is it. This is the final chapter. If he loses, never comes again. This is it. That's why I should root. Al Jermaine who I also love, but I don't know him like DJ,
Starting point is 00:43:47 but Al Jermaine, he's gonna be fine. Al Jermaine's young, he'll get more Tyler shots, he does his thing. TJ's not. All this TJ now. This is it. 36. This is it, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:56 This close curtains. Who defend the belt, maybe a few times, but this is it, dude. He's never gonna get there again. That's the pressure on TJ. That's why he's in that fucking shape. I mean, he's just he's such an extreme way. That's just the co-man of Ryan. That's the co-man event. You're, yeah. Because your money now, I gotta ask you, your money's on TJ. All day, every day. Me too. Did you hear that Peter was the one who asked for the fight with Sugar Shodd? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I heard that on Ariel. He was like, I was the one who asked for it because everyone else is busy and like, so it was interesting. It makes sense for Peter. Everyone's tied up. It's like the divisions are weird. He was like, give me sugar. Yeah. And then I called sugar and she was like,
Starting point is 00:44:34 we're fucking out. Well, because sugar always tweets at him. Sugar's been tweeting at him forever. She was like, hey, sugar, like, like you always have the problem when you talk to like, Peter's like, Peter, come beat me up. And and Peter's like you high again Sean
Starting point is 00:44:50 Main event be Sean Malay jokes around Sean or Malay like pretends, you know He's a personality dresses in a sir way don't get it twisted though. He's a fucking fighter through and through that motherfucker You can fight give us the main of that breakdown be Gives the count breakdown for the main Okay, so here's the tall Lovera is law maca job, so here's the thing I love Charles Lovera for a thousand reasons. I love that he something happened when this daughter was born He decided he was going to be a champion. I don't know what happened. I love that he can't see without his glasses I love he was eight Nate right he's eight? He's been UFC since he was 20. It's unreal.
Starting point is 00:45:27 He comes from, I think, nothing. Correct. I love that he is a true champion who does everything so well. His striking is so on point and so accurate. OK, you fuck up with him. You're built him up to turn right. Keep going. His.
Starting point is 00:45:44 That's what you're doing. I can see it from here. I can see it from here. I can see it from here. It's so sneaky. It's crazy. Well, don't say sneaky, but also he's also the most decorate one the most submission bosses of all time in the O.C.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Yeah, keep going. Yeah, keep going. He makes it look. You're like, oh my God. Now look at his resume. Look at his last four opponents. Look how active he is as a champion. Chandler.
Starting point is 00:46:04 He beat Justin Gachi. Justin Poria. It's on the word. It's on he is in the champion. Chandler, he beat Justin Gachi. Justin Porriot, it's unbelievable. It's unfuckin real. Kevin Lee, prime Kevin Lee, like killers. Killers, killers. And I really do appreciate that. Now we got one, two, three, four, five, nine, ten. Eleven, the only guy who I think, I mean,
Starting point is 00:46:23 Jose Aldo had 12 wins. that's 11 wins in a row That's unbelievable. That's such a crazy win streak. I'm going to slice it from on the room I know what you're doing. You're trying to play blue. I'm just you're reek. No, yeah You're trying to make sure nobody gets mad at you. I just don't know how to bet against the dog stony Who gets you on the ground and just reigns elbows and you're not able to stand up against him I don't know how you stand up against Islam Makacha Because I would probably say in many ways he's cubby 2.0 Not true. I'll keep keeping it. And his striking, let me ask the very, very good.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Really? Cool. Let me ask you this. Who's the best guy he's beat? Well, let's take up, let's pull up his right. Hey, be on, hey, be when you say, and I'm just playing devil's advocate. Oh, I understand.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Hey, be, when you say Bobby Green, Dan Hooker. Oh, hold on, go to Charles Lever's rethimate introvers thick kid at the end hooker did go five hard rounds in the support you right i know he's falling off recently but i'm not a monster oh yeah
Starting point is 00:47:35 but so compare that to Charles Lever that you don't want to get the schedule ones for the international the other's our balance of the era you don't i want him to win maybe let me just I see this But I can't let me get this the misses when I asked you earlier
Starting point is 00:47:48 And I've done some people that know the game too. Yeah when I asked you earlier Why mock mock job, right? Yeah, and then I say tell me the best guy. He's beat you can't a lot of this I think this near of he's the best of some could be No, I'm from it's just and maybe he is that good a lot of he's the best of us. The problem could be, no sign from, it's just, and maybe he is that good. A lot of it's hype. There's been, he's not proven yet. Well, he's only lost once in that entire, that's a good run right there.
Starting point is 00:48:14 But I go back to who has he be. When we're talking about tip of the spear, yeah, look at Dustin and Poria's resume, look at Justin Gucci's. Islam has the weakest strength of schedule. He's supposed to fight RDA who has the hardest schedule of all time, the FC. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And that fell out, so that's why Bobby Green on short notice. I think what's gonna happen. But all I'm saying is I think a lot of people's perspectives are skewed because the coach who's one of the best of all time goes, he's the best lightweight of all time. Like Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Yeah. Kabeeb, yep, he's the best of all time. Josh Thompson, who I love in the door. Dude, I've never seen him lose around best. He's in. I I'm a quote Josh Thompson when he came to my show in San Jose. Yeah. You know, he comes up to me. I eat shows, whatever. Hey, real quick. Tell me why Mark Jeff Beech Charles Oliver. He goes, dude, no, he's a beat him. Makes it look easy. He waps the floor with him. He're like, you're out of your mind. Unfortunately, I agree because what happens-
Starting point is 00:49:08 Why do you agree with him? Because that's all I'm asking with people that tell me this. Because Charles Oliveras, jujitsu, is, you're gonna hate this. But I want you to look me in the eye, because you got, you still got magic mind eyes. Charles Oliveras, jujitsu, is no good here. Interesting. I know. And I know that hurts your feelings. Charles Olivera's to Jitsu is no good here.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Interesting. I know. And I know that hurts your feelings. But what's going to happen is Mr. Olivera, I mean Mr. Makachev, is going to take him down and he will take him down. Don't you get it, you know? He will take him down. Now, he's going to take him down and he's going to hold him there.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And just hold him. And he's either going to submit him. Oh, absolutely not. Crazy talk, right? You think he's an empowerment and then you're naked. Or he's going to pound him over the course of five minutes. 25 minutes. Yeah, and that's a really important thing to do.
Starting point is 00:49:57 And you don't, and now hold on. Nope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, finishes by submission. Yeah. He's beat everybody. Yeah. The most dangerous of all time. Yeah. Doesn't work again. But you're in there for 25 minutes. You say it doesn't work. Yeah. My question for you is, how do you know? Are you saying Bobby Green or Hooker is as dangerous as a Charles O'Levereh?
Starting point is 00:50:37 No, no, no, no. He's not as dangerous. No, no, no, no, no, no. But give me one guy who's as dangerous. So, I would say that the idea is if Charles Oliver can stand up Continually and then frustrate mockachfs take down game Okay, big if big fucking if Because you think much of us didn't come in take him down every time
Starting point is 00:50:57 Well, I don't know that anybody in practice. I think what Josh Thompson is looking at is saying when you he gets you down in practice And it doesn't matter who you are, you ain't get nothing. Tell him about practice. You're talking about practice. I don't care about practice. You're not talking about fighting a champion. Champions find a way to win, but.
Starting point is 00:51:14 What else does a champion have? What's the one caveat here? What's the one kind of keely? He was my champion. Well, what is his experience? There you go. He's got his body. He doesn't fold under pressure.
Starting point is 00:51:23 And what did Mark Chav say when he was his first headlining event and he'd do all that press, and he's like, I'm so sick of doing this. He doesn't like the attention. He hasn't shown his full potential. Everyone goes, you haven't seen anything. He hasn't shown his full potential. He's not used to all the attention. Okay. This is going to be the most attention you're ever going to get. I mean, after a few when, you can get more, but this is going to be the biggest spotlight you've ever had get. I mean, after a few when you can get more, but this is gonna be the biggest spotlight you've ever had. Yeah. Charles will ever arrive.
Starting point is 00:51:48 He's the right. And you're in there for 25 minutes, I mean, it's the most dangerous human being that we have on the planet, 155 pounds. You've got documented. Yeah, you've got Jesus versus Allah in this. And by the way, you went religious. That's why both believe in one God.
Starting point is 00:52:03 That's all I'm saying. That's fine. All right. But I'm saying that I'm saying that I, I, I think the only thing that Charles Olivera can do here is to stand up and continue to stand up. So mockage. I've said, I'm standing back. You don't think you're some in them. Submit mockage. Not not in a million years. Interesting. Yeah. You can't submit the dog astounding. It's not been not, not this level. I submit Makajim, not in a million years. Interesting. Yeah, you can't submit the Dagestani's, not at this level. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Not at this level. They're too familiar with the game. A lot of guys. They're familiar with traditional games. No, no, no, no, no. It's the way they control your head and hips. And he's going to control your head and hips and he's going to keep you pinned to the ground.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I'm worried like a swan. You fucked up, right? Because this is where Charles Levera fucking thrives in the transitions. So when Mark Shep's coming in to get lock in that take down, you'll worry about your arm, your neck. When he gets up, you reshoot. But worry about that neck. It's coming from angles.
Starting point is 00:52:58 You haven't seen positions. You haven't seen. You think you're safe? You talking about. Oliver, you're shooting in. You're in pay a price. Oh, and then you got knees in elbows, which is pretty good at.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Pretty good at. No, I wish I were. And then on the feet. And then on the feet. And then on the feet. I know. You're telling Mark Chubb is dangerous on the feet? On the feet, Mark Chubb has his hands full.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Mark Chubb is all the way full on the feet. Yeah, he can't stand it back. He can't stand it back. He can't stand it back. But the Bolivarra likes to close up, close up this and throw those elbows, throw those knees. But when you throw a knee, if it doesn't connect, now you're in his wheel. You know who doesn't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:53:33 about being taken out, Charles O'Levere. Yeah. Here's the other thing about Charles O'Levere, which is kind of scary. Come on, let me just, this is what's scary. Yeah. Charles O'Levere has taken some shots. Think about Michael Chandler, that first shot could be 10-8.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Chandler was three seconds away from fish, I think. Chaldo Lavera fights back, beats him in the second round. Justin Gachi does some poor A. Champion. But here's the thing, not only is your champion, name another champion who takes risk and fights that exciting style. But that's also why he's so dangerous.
Starting point is 00:54:03 A great. Machiav's not dangerous. Aed. Machia is not dangerous. Agreed. Machia, this is what could happen. Yeah. If you're right and he's taking him down, wearing like a sweater, you're getting a born 25 minutes. Probably.
Starting point is 00:54:14 And Machia doesn't give a shit. So I think Machia's whatever it takes to get the belt. Here's the problem. If you said Charles O'Levere works on standing up, Charles O'Levere is just, take him down he stands right the fuck up like a Peter Yon or something he doesn't do that he does for you not he stays on his back and he's gonna try to get you with his jiu jitsu
Starting point is 00:54:33 you're not doing that with a guy like his mom mock a Jeff because he's just in guard in guard even in guard it doesn't matter I don't think anything matters to mock a Jeff in that street I don't think there's anything Charles O'Levere throwing it mock a Jeff either he hasn't seen I just I just got a I disagree his question transition, especially in transition and again a lot and I get it a lot But I'll all this is what people have told you Well, you have seen him and I know he's to look here's the thing who have you seen me against a guy like Charles a little bit I might be clouded by the idea that training partner.
Starting point is 00:55:05 We all are. Training partner for a long time is Kabeep. And so when I see that and I go, your training partner was Kabeep now your coach or your coach for a long time is Kabeep. I watch Kabeep shot everyone down. So I go, I guess this being a part of it. He's tougher than Kabeep.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Hold on, hold on,. Huh. Let me ask this Could be even his prime verse Charles O'Levere and his prime Charles O'Levere's that nightmare of a match up for compete Name the best jujitsu guy could be beat the most dangerous bring up his resume And this is the argument where kibis not the greatest one for D5 all time. I don't believe that either When did you feel like could you became legit like like what opponent did you watch where you're like now I feel like the papers are real or do you feel like I never know early on you was legit when you fucking ragged all you know you don't consider him the greatest 55 no because you didn't do it long enough. Come be when he ragged all to RDA. No, no when he ragged all able to who he does he tell you ragged like, and Truhu, and he said, I like Quantic gave him some business.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Edson Barbosa. Look at that resume though. Yeah, none of them were, except for I, I like Quantic D1 wrestler, but none of them were Michael Johnson, not a wrestler, not, not, not, not, not first, but R O M. And Pani A is a wrestler. But B, but B, here's my thing with this.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah. Looking at that, we have all guys named the most dangerous guy in the, in how Charles Oliver's dangerous. And also, there's some guys on that list who are black belts. They're not Charles the Lavera finishers. And then on the, they're either finishers on the ground and on the feet. There, nobody on that list is both. Yeah. Nobody's both. Charles the Lavera and his prime versus Kabeven is prime. That's a fight. If Charles Lever wins this fight,
Starting point is 00:56:50 hate to tell everybody out there. He's the best lightweight of all time. Hands down. I would love to hear a fucking argument. I agree with that. He's fought everybody. He's fought everybody. And be the monster.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Hold on. Not by decision. Yeah finish them correct monster again Again, and I love to be he's fucking fantastic, but you can't be the best of all time with that resume Trolls of the verse resumes light years better. Yeah, I have to say one Thirteen but a lot of those guys were not wrestlers. No, they were strikers and he got you down, tied your legs up and just started pounding on you. So yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:57:33 And when he did meet, oh, I quanted out, he couldn't take out down. I'll give him some business. Connor, I know, if he wanna hate on this, Connor actually did the best. Did the best out of anybody on that list. Did the best out of anybody on that list. He did. Barely trained. That's how fucking good Connor McGe the best. Did the best. Did the best out of anybody on the list. Get the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list.
Starting point is 00:57:45 He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list.
Starting point is 00:57:53 He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list.
Starting point is 00:58:01 He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. He did the best out of anybody on the list. What happened? Why? Success? Talking too much crazy. Wow. Maniac. He kind of said it about himself. It's like the fact that it was very unorganized and probably was doing drugs too. Yeah. Just, you know, just the, you know, madman. But it's still with, even with that. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Did I sway your tad or no? Do you want to let him? I'm very excited. Now, but here's the thing. Yes. Here's the thing. Yes. Here's the thing with all this. Yeah. You're probably right. There's a reason why Vegas has those odds. Well, I hate me.
Starting point is 00:58:32 There's a reason. Because Vegas is going, all right, much of takes. So you know, much of got knocked out early in the square. And then you'll see you got knocked out. Yes. Since then, he takes zero risk. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:43 So the money line on that makes sense. Because all right, this guy's going to takes zero risk. Right. So the money line on that makes sense because, all right, this guy's gonna take zero risk. He's just gonna use the wrestler. That's the money. Yeah. I'm banking on 25 minutes, the most dangerous man to ever enter that occupant and his confidence. And if this validates to me the best of all time,
Starting point is 00:59:00 it's hard to bet again. Mark and Jeff, if Mark, I mean, it's one of those things like if you said, Mark and Jeff gets knocked out in the first round because he's a little hesitant. It's all, you know, everything else too smart to not go on the first, but I have to bet. I have to say that. It's a puzzle of error. Yeah. I'm sorry. I have to bet. What do you want to bet? I don't know. We already have five grand on a busy and. And Peter. That's soon too. Yeah, two grand. Two grand. Solid handshake, dude. It's good handshake.
Starting point is 00:59:30 You got a good hand too, buddy. Sorry. Now I won't be very clear. Now notice I'm being cool. I'm not asking for odds. You're taking the favorite here. You should win this bet. What do you want to do?
Starting point is 00:59:42 I'm saying the bet, you know what it should be? If Mark Chavuins, you get one kick. You're aggressive right now, so be careful. That's fine What do you want to do? I'm saying the bet. You know what should be if Mark Jeff wins You get one K that's fine. What everyone do? It's let's be fair here because you are taking the big favorite. He should win Mark a chev if Mark Jeff wins you get a thousand if Charles Levera wins I get two grand but Charles Levera has win via Finish Okay, I like that. I like those odds. Yeah. You think, you think, Oh, if he goes to the, oh no.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Oh no. No, if he goes to decision, the trouble there was not winning. That means because he's getting down too much. Yeah, and they're not gonna give him a kind of riding, riding, it's a boring fight.
Starting point is 01:00:16 If it's decisions to a boring fight. I hope that's not the case. That'll be stuck fucking boring. I mean, you, yeah. That's what I can see happening. And he doesn't, that's how the theme of a same old mark. Don't care if it's born. He just wants that belt And I get very very good. It's very interesting once he does get that belt because like I said the tides turning this young crop of fighters Are savages and they're coming and they're not belts and get Learning the daggustani system that bel's you get rotated like a Gadoo dude that's how it was.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Who else threatens the belt? I mean, there's a ton of guys coming up that ladder. Yeah. I'm on thumbs bleeding. Guys who? I'm a fan part. Guys who, you're saying guys who are wrestlers like Bradley.
Starting point is 01:00:57 I know you guys boy Bradley. Bradley, well Bradley's at 70, right? Okay. Yeah, so. And it's not Bradley. It's Brady And now you're worse with names than I am now that's fine top 10 of what the top 10 155 rankings Yep Man, it's so hard to be that good
Starting point is 01:01:17 Seves of motherfucker you got Gamrock coming up But, um, Gamert coming up, uh, uh, uh, Sorry, you should. Derrius, but he's also older. You have some other guys in coming up, and I'm in the top, they're coming, dude. The boys are coming. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:32 The boys are coming. Yeah. I think, now, Islam has the style to, you know, defend his belt, and, you know, but he's, he might be the most boring champion of all time. Could be that, because if it's just, until he gets more comfortable and you can start breaking guys Also, and he admits this like he doesn't want to be the next could be he's not could be you remember could be
Starting point is 01:01:51 Had a person could be was fun great personal could be was funny and also if you just wrecked it could be it was fucking on He did not shy away from that. No, it was on remember when the the whole Connor and Kabeep thing, and he went up press conference and apologized, he's like, my dad's gonna kill me. He's like, I totally, this is not what a man of faith does. My dad's gonna kill me. That's amazing. And people are saying, oh, if Charles Levera beats Mark Shev, who's, you know, the proje of Kabeep,
Starting point is 01:02:17 that's gonna get, Kabeep out of retirement. Like, you don't know Kabeep. Trust me, when he told his father this was it and told his mom he's not gonna fight. He's a man of work. He's so rich. Oh, you Know how rich is he said he said I remember when I saw him and he was at 55 and Connor was at 45 and he said if he wants to come you want to come He's welcome. I am making. It's welcome. I'm a He's I mean, he's said so much cooler stuff than that, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:45 I just knew right then I was like, God, I wasn't speaking English, but I liked the way he was doing it. It was a humor kind of. But his English got even better. And Mark Chev's English rough. But so was Kabeeze my first time, but Kabeeze got really funny.
Starting point is 01:02:55 And you know a lot of that. We're talking about Mark Chev, because of this proximity to Kabeeze. No, even if he wasn't, we still would. If the guys fucking, even if he didn't grow up with Kabebe, like a big, a love. No, I'm just saying all of a second one, that might be Kabebe 2.0, and it's like,
Starting point is 01:03:10 to me, it's unfair to do that to Islam. He's a completely different animal. Completely like, Kabebe, different. They're different. Kabebe, and once his English got better, and I give a lot of credit to DC, because they would do those interviews, and they'd do those training training and they were hilarious.
Starting point is 01:03:27 They were, they brought his personality. He was just funny, man. Man, I want to believe in magic and I want Charles or Levera to be the champion on the whole time. You know me? I'll like you about his magic. I know.
Starting point is 01:03:38 If I came out and give you an Islam rant, it's not fun. No, I love it. I love that you're taking Levera. I love it. And I just,'re taking all of her. I love it. And I like a guy that takes chances. I haven't seen I actually haven't seen jujitsu solve that dog is tiny problem. Have you? One guy you're gonna see. But have we ever seen jujitsu solve the dog is. But again, be you're going based off guys fighting to be. Yeah. No, but I'm talking about some of the other guys. Who else?
Starting point is 01:04:05 Name another one. Go. Who is, well, well, the light heavyweight cousin and the light heavyweight? No, no, Kabeep's cousin. No, who's, yeah, he's in Bellator, I think. Yeah. 35 er, he's a nightmare man. He's a fucking nightmare.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Same idea, you know. I mean, Zabete. was a beat wasn't really. Yeah, he came from that like, I just haven't seen anybody. I was a beat was a striker. I know he was, but he's a striker, but I haven't seen anybody. I can't believe he's no longer fighting. Usman. You know, they say of dual men up like he didn't teach just
Starting point is 01:04:44 the ground and how to could be a style. He, there was saying like he would, he like he didn't teach just the ground and how to could be a style. They were saying like he would, he would look at you as an individual fighter and play to your strengths. And like that was his genius. So this guy, he's a fucking monster. Because they're, they're also doing submit. The thing about it is fucking they have submission.
Starting point is 01:04:58 But be, think, think, think, think about your examples. You even know his name. He's in fighting belt, like, again, this is all predicated off the work of Kabebe and Dagestan. So people go, there's no answer for a Dagestan wrestling. Yeah, there it is. Yeah. Just Kabebe was so dominant and also a little kids resume.
Starting point is 01:05:15 But we're all like, oh, he's so dominant. Talk to my boy. What's his name? He's having a food truck from Penn State. What's his name? What's my boy's name? Bonyko. Bonykel. Bonykel.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Let me know how your daggestane wrestling chain wrestling does against Bonykel. That's gonna be, you're gonna have your hands full. All the way full. Well, unless you're, because he's already competing against it. He's already competing against it. Yeah, but if you're clenched up against the cage,
Starting point is 01:05:40 that might be a different game. How so? Just a different, it's an enemy thing. Okay, well then it's an equal playing field. Yeah Yeah, but Nicole give you some fits all the fit I have a question. I have a question You but my thing everyone's I like magic mind breath everyone's jaded because it could be was so dominant magic My dad is Dagestanian wrestling. Okay. I, it's good. It's so dominant.
Starting point is 01:06:05 We can't do anything against it. It's like, what's not true? You're just basing this predicated off of Kabebes work. Yeah. He's the most dominant, most famous guy in most recent. Well, that's what I said. I said, Kabebes, the shadow of Kabebes is alive and well. So I'm colored by his proxies.
Starting point is 01:06:20 We all are. Kabebes. Yeah. If I have a question, hypothetical, if Henry Cihudo makes a comeback, ready? by his proxies. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are. We all are.
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Starting point is 01:06:49 yeah, I know it sound like a Mark Chav, hey, I'm not in any facet. No. Mark Chav's a better match for Vokonasi than Charles O'Leverez. Charles O'Levere for Vokonasi would be tough. Charles O'Levere for Vokonasi. Tough.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yeah. Tough. Mark Chav better matchup one So I'm sorry are all the very Volcanosky tough because vulcan obviously strike a striker reach and he hits so fucking hard and creative and on the ground. It's gonna be tough Yeah, I think Volcanosky is is also gonna be stepping up to guys just as big or bigger than his Yeah, so it's a wake class, but that's all he trains with when he came on food truck is also going to be stepping up to guys just as big or bigger than his. Oh, yeah. So it's a wake class, but that's all he trains with.
Starting point is 01:07:28 That when he came on food truck, you're I told him he goes, I don't training anything under 170. He's like 55. He's like, everyone's like, you're too small. But I think that's not small. No, he's not. And he's like, I'm also strong with the name of 45 in the world. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Yeah. Now 35 years ago, the pregnant do some work. He's been out of wild though, man. He's got his hands full of Wokanowski, but the wrestling. Yeah. Wrestlers win, man. Wrestlers are fucking, you know, if your kid wants to be an MMA, get him wrestling for him.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Oh, yeah. Get him wrestling. The card's so good, though. That's the card of the year. What do you have to do if I can pay him for it? Because I'm on the road in Salt Lake City, and I'm going to be like, fuck man, I wish I could see this and I wish we'd be doing fighting man.
Starting point is 01:08:10 And I'm like, hold up, it starts at 11 a.m. Pacific time during the fucking pretty early. So we're flying the team out. Chins flying out. I started 11 a.m. Pacific. Yeah, just in the Abu Dhabi. So I've been organizing. I mean, I get to see it because I'm on the road. I'm in Chicago. That means I get to watch it. Yeah, man. So I'm flying chin out. I'm flying
Starting point is 01:08:30 KC out we're flying all our equipment out. We're doing a fight campaigning for with Frank. We're that's awesome and Jesse on fire. Wow. Yeah, we found a studio out there the butter bros help those buttery bros So what will the fight to be over will you make your shows yeah as long as three hours starts at 12 I'm done by three the main event the main event starts the main card starts at 11 a.m. Pacific wow so let's say let's say it's every every single fight goes to decision you're still fine as far as you go I can't wait for this start at 12 my time let's say it's five hours. Even five, I'd be okay for some 30 show.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Now it's said magic moment up there. Did you guys know it? Because you were talking about I love magic before. Was that a coincidence? What? And they're listening to the page before they listen. They do, they listen. It's the magic moment.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Oh, there it is. Yeah. Prelim starts at 10. Eastern. Damn. No, the early prelims starting before that. The earliest prelims are fucking. Oh, 10 Eastern damn No, the early premium starting before that the earliest prelims are fuck oh 10 Eastern yes Seven that's what I'm saying seven a.m. Here. That's great nuts, which is fantastic for me The cards so good. I didn't want to miss it. I hate missing them
Starting point is 01:09:38 Man, that's a long road though. Mockage F TJ Joe show this is such a stack card. Oh, it's fantastic. It's such a stack card. Brennan, you're good and nervous watching place like big fights that you're... Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I already have no choice but to say this one. Let's do some current events Brennan. Oh, can we please, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we please, can we, can we can we can we can we can we oh? What's this pretty crazy bear attack in Japan where a rock climber? I'll play the video first and explain it, but check it out
Starting point is 01:10:15 It's a black bear Oh, it's a bear coming back from close come back. He's punching him with his hands that bears like Jesus Christ, dude But it beer coming back from boys come back? He's punching him with his hands that beer's like Jesus Christ dude But it keeps coming back That beer went all right. Oh, yeah, but all right, dude you can keep yelling There's just a replay And see by himself I hear someone else squealing no, that's the bear making noise. Oh And see by himself I hear someone else squealing. No, that's the bear making noise. Oh The beer was all Jesus Christ from last man. Not fun. Just want to eat you ass for it That's a that's a weird place. Also, we're see there you're on it. It's a rock. You're very high up
Starting point is 01:10:55 That's a weird place to get it. I like that. It's a rock climbing place somewhere in Japan and a mountain But so you've been with me Mark will drive past the mountain. I'm like dude I'm so down just pull over and fucking climb that thing And since I was a kid I've had that earth damn you have said that to me. That was crazy. Yeah, that's pretty crazy So he admitted right? Yeah, but I mean it was still coming out of trying to get away or just kind of get out of me I was trying to eat him for sure. Yeah, we keep coming back to that looks like a yeah It's one of those furry ones You know the ones that have like that sideburns. Yeah, the Asian bears with the sideburns. Yeah, that's what he is They have the like long sideburns the chop yeah
Starting point is 01:11:35 Bring it up. It's a fucking we showed you some sort of sun bear or the sun bear could be a sun bear could be a Also known as red pandas I that I didn't see much on it's no yet all the here on the side was it Asian bear Yeah, don't play here on the side just put Asian bear here on the side got damage in yeah I know but if you start an Asian bear. Yeah, there's the see him see him right there right there right there right that's him right there That's it right there a shadow black bear. Yep, that's him. See, there's the chops. Yeah, he's got some chops on him. Let's see, go back and let me see if I can see that. That key on it, so.
Starting point is 01:12:12 You see it, yeah. Or you just had an out of haircut, hot circle. Yeah, let's see. I'm back to this, watch the look for the, look for the V. You can see the extra fur though. Yeah, maybe you're right. You might be right.
Starting point is 01:12:26 God, look at the most trending thing. They cut that zero killer, and that's me. All right. I can't believe I had something to do though. You see it? Oh, I keep going, I keep going. It's hard to see. You can see the extra fur though.
Starting point is 01:12:41 I saw it. See it? You see it there? There it is. Now we're good. Thanks, Jim. Good job see it? You see it there? There it is. Now we're good. Thanks, too. Good job, too. Hey, you see it, look, too.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Yeah, I don't see it. Oh, that's fine, that's it. He's also foaming out the mouth. That's how his rabies do to bear with rabies. Jesus Christ. Somebody was saying online that the bear was just trying to play. Do you think that's a possibility? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:13:04 It turns out the bear was with a cub and the guy walked into their territory. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he's like, it's his fault. But what do you think, man? You walk up to that. Yeah. You don't want to do that. Do you leave that stuck in police cap? Whoa. And here's another bear attack. But this is what the grizzly bear. And I end up in the right of space. Do you think it's too fucking? Grizzly bear attacks two-while-in-college wrestlers. And, uh, The ride is faced, do you think it's too fucking grizzly bear attacks two wild and college wrestlers and the wrestlers pin them.
Starting point is 01:13:27 That's all. It's pretty bad. You can see him here. They went in for a single leg and they got the bear. They fucked up. One guy had a broken arm and one guy just had his face
Starting point is 01:13:34 bitten. You can see his head to all the stitches. Holy shit. So that means his head, small head, what is it? Small head went into the
Starting point is 01:13:42 bear's mouth. But the wrestlers, so you know, tough that kid is on the right A bit Bears don't fuck with bears don't give a fuck about that beer's don't fuck with bone Yeah, there's four friends with these two went on known not fun There's four friends but these two went on known not fun. Hold this for from the bear tag to them. Yeah, because they separated.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Where's the other two? The other two wants to go back to camp or something like that. Oh, okay. Something like that. They're all in a hunting trip. You run the bear. You guys got this? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Oh no, but this is cool because one of the guys that initially got attacked, his friend came to save him, but then the bear went after the other guy. Dude, that's like remember the mountain line up in Oregon? Remember the dude was like, well remember he was like, he was like, that's like remember the mountain line up in Oregon? Remember the dude was like, That guy left. Well remember he was tagging his friend and he's like, I'm gonna give you the hell, good luck. He runs off of them, the mountain line was like,
Starting point is 01:14:31 where the fuck are you going? Chase him down, ate him alive. Killed him. Killed him, the other guy got always like, thanks for being the guy. Wow. And then they went to go find the mountain line and they carried him all the way up.
Starting point is 01:14:43 They just found the skull. No. Just like drens. Seriously? Yeah, yeah. Well, these guys are fine now. I sort of, we've been over on the show. I'm not making that. No, I swear, not a,
Starting point is 01:14:53 now was it drensden blood? I don't know how I'm saying. But how good was that for a detail? It was good, this is how it pictured it. Drensden blood. No, they did find the head. No, I don't know if it was the head. I was like, they found skull, drensden blood. No, I was like, man, that's bad. I saw you hesitate, as you find the head. No, I don't know if it was good. I was like, they found skulls,
Starting point is 01:15:05 that I was like, man, that's bad. I saw you hesitate, as you went like this. I had to think you went, you went, I went, how can this get more exciting for Brian? I do that all the time. All right, well that's good. That's your next exciting story. You got scars on your face.
Starting point is 01:15:17 I'm out of people. They did that move. I got a half of grizzly bear. Well, they covered up and the bear eventually left him alone. Well, he's right eating the other guy. Definitely wanted to do that. No, yeah, but, Coal bit of all. Grizzly right eating the other guy Definitely want to do that. No yet, but cover it up all
Starting point is 01:15:26 Grizzly will yeah, I think you just got a fight. I think you got a fucking Not a grizzly not a grizzly not a grizzly. Well grizzly. Blackberry. Yes, not a grizzly now. You and who knows? Yeah, have you seen this be? Yeah, this this maybe almost I knew I and I knew this would make your bitch ask right? Cuz you're right. Right? Just a week. You're right. Yeah, you're good enough. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If you got in there, you're such a badass, dude. And people don't realize the health that you're risking to get in there. And the gentleman that he mentions,
Starting point is 01:16:10 he goes, any of us could end up like homeboy. You know about him? Cuban superstar, undefeated, loses one fight. And I mean, he's a vegetable now. Just got hit by the rules. And everyone knocked out the guy he just fought. He knocked him out. And he's like, I don't feel good about it. You guys are like, oh, what out the guy he just fought you knocked him out I was like he's like I don't feel good about you guys are like oh what is it knockout? He's like Sure, it's a sick knockout. You guys okay. Yeah, he's like, but you're not thinking how this can affect him a week from now a month from now
Starting point is 01:16:35 Five years from now. This way shows you what a great person. He is yeah, I've worked with my son you love oh my god He's such a fucking good person. I can monster of a dad. I'm such a good person. I believe he has so much passion I think you know most his passion has gotten to where he's at but his passion. I think sometimes Is one of the reasons he does end up losing a few times. He's he just Ooses passion. He's cute. He just has so much like his heart's too big if that makes that beautiful We get through emotions. It's a beautiful human being man. so much like his heart's too big. That makes sense. We get to emotions. It's a beautiful human being, man. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:17:07 It's a beautiful human being. It truly is. And I think he's gonna get Joshua or Ruiznex and then there's even Tarkin. I talked to Frances agent, Marquello, who's my boy. There's some smoke about him in Francis. Ooh. Those guys both hit pretty hard.
Starting point is 01:17:23 I told his agent, I said, listen, I like that. He'll be underdog no matter what. Whatever, whether it's John Jones, Tyson Fury, or Deontay Walter, he's an underdog and all three of those. But the one he has the best chance of doing anything is against Deontay Walter. Just because Deontay will play the game. Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Bad ass. Why don't we see John Jones come back? December 10th. December 10th? Yep, against Deepa. December 10th against Deepa. I have it on good authority. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Just waiting for some things to happen. What is this? So BTS, we talked about this before, that every Korean male has to go to a military service. So BTS, they kind of put it off in 2020, but now they have to go. They look like we're in it. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:18:12 That's cool. They look like we're in it. They bring in so much money to Korea. Oh wow. So they're gonna be gone for maybe like two and a half years. So Korea itself will lose billions of dollars because of that. And they don't let anybody get an exemption.
Starting point is 01:18:26 Like, Juan, go back up to the picture for me. You're telling me, you want the guy on the far left bottom row with the AK Fuck 47 in his arms? How about that? You want that pink, the purple hair. Well, he's not sure. Korean's not sure. Well, he's not sure.
Starting point is 01:18:39 Koreans are not sure as fuck. Every one of those guys just had plastic surgery, by the way. How they? Oh yeah. Oh no, yeah. If you, if, I've been a fan for a hot second, they've, they've changed like the Kardashians over these. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Have your parents, what do your parents think of that? The old, old guard. I'm sure my dad's more like, you know, my mom, my mom, there's, I think they're adorable. So yeah, I think your dad rolls up in his mouth. They're awesome, but by the way, they're gonna be BTS. Look at this number, the numbers here. It's incredible.
Starting point is 01:19:13 It's 1.1 trillion, that's not true. Networks of 50 million. So all of them together, the group. Yeah. All of them together are worth 50 million. Yet they bring billions and billions and billions of dollars to Korea and they're not very able to. These guys are, you can't have those guys
Starting point is 01:19:27 in a Korean military. No, you don't want them in your fox hole. Just doesn't have to. Just don't. No, you don't want them in your fox hole. Unless you swing that way, then you want them in your butt hole. And that's the thing. Yeah, that's the thing.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Do we, if, how does one of them, the guy with the pink hair, how's that really saying go, oh, real quick, you want us marching for you? You want us to defend this country? Have you ever seen my dance moves? I mean, are they gay? It's not like that, but we don't know. No, not all of them.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Look at the hair on the fucking one up there. Hey, hey guys, better hair. That's terrible hair, man. Which one though? All of that. Oh, you know what, I'm sorry, I didn't. Watch your tone, dude, they're my favorite band. No, I understand that. They're all, you know what? Watch what your tone, dude. They're my favorite band. No, I understand that. They're my favorite band. Okay. But first of all, the guy on top left with
Starting point is 01:20:09 the green here lit also response by Gucci, right? And Doris Gucci lit. I know, but the guy on the top left stupid town did have a lot of fun zone when she started to. So happy. We're gonna break you know, real fan. Super fan. They were gonna break up. They're such an outrage. They're like, fuck them with you. They're like, PayPal. fucking with you like PayPal like just fucking they get different hair they're gonna have to shave that head you would prefer shorter cuts or what well unless look I mean I'll tell you who's very feminine I'll tell you who's really fuck those guys are feminine fuck yeah no don't know they're my favorite bit the favorite band of the self five transgender
Starting point is 01:20:43 man listen I mean the guy on the bottom right You're telling me you want him Defending your country. Well, this is what I'm saying. I mean, I'm sure they're very disciplined, but they're also Wouldn't do I guess it wouldn't surprise me if they're so feminine dude there the guy in the bottom right you can't do five pushups He's gonna cry. I mean yeah, how old is it plastic surgery different to early? Why are you so fucking quiet? It's just funny here. No, it says my team loved him But the military they're that's more for just to toughen them out giving disappoint not to serve They're not gonna be the ones serving. They just have to do service
Starting point is 01:21:23 They're freedom depends on these guys. I mean, and now's the dance battle. What's that gonna be like for the sergeant and their superiors? They're gonna be treated like royalty. They'd be fine. You think so? 100%. Oh wow, they're actually older than I thought. 26 to 29. Okay. 25 to 29. Well, we gotta get to the military. Let's go guys. Let's go. One more for me that will go to Mark's stuff. So Jeffrey Dahmer's stuff is being sold online, like his T-shirts and all this other stuff. And it's on Etsy and look how crazy these things are.
Starting point is 01:21:53 These are the things. Chokey like Chef Boyard. Jeff Boyard, Dean. Now with more meat flavor. Yes. Choke me like Bundy and eat me like Dahmer. Wow, wow out. Now imagine if your family was suffering exactly.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Exactly. So would you get these though? No. If you can't eat them, eat them. I don't like making this guy a folk here, I think it's disgusting. The problem is the actor was so fucking good and so handsome. You felt sorry for Dumber because you had some disabilities
Starting point is 01:22:19 or whatever. That's not real. The guy was fucking the devil. He's selling merch. And did I fucking the devil. He's selling merch. And did I buy the merch? Maybe. Okay. Did I sign the petition? I'm mad.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Did I sign the petition to get a statue up in Milwaukee? Yeah. I'm mad. Yeah. What's going on? You mentioned Dom are in Milwaukee. This guy is going to snake his garage and get to the funny little one.
Starting point is 01:22:42 He's a snake in his garage? Yeah. It's not a metaphor. Oh, he's coming for him oh that's no punk snaggy though that's next I hear it from you his girls are white oh my god is it nice oh he come into the bag and the noped and well that's naked you're fucking faster he's trying to get away. Yeah, just leave him out. He's so dumb. Leave him out the door. What are you doing? Oh shit. Oh, oh, this is this. Oh, swing it daddy. Look, he's going, oh my god. What? It's fake. No way.
Starting point is 01:23:19 Yeah, it's it. There's a string attached. There's a string attached. Where's the string Brian? The strings attached to a shirt, I think. Oh, no, it's not. I don't, never mind. I can't tell. It's not fake. Are you all right? Did he pick it up and then just slam it on the ground?
Starting point is 01:23:36 There he goes. That was gangster. But also just throw it outside. Don't, his girl's like, don't swing it towards me. It looks way too calm. Yeah, that part looks a little too calm. Oh, no, I think this is gay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Oh, wow. I think they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the cool man. But I was it, go with the fact of way, you got a criminal vibe, bro. Let's off crimes. Yeah, yeah, he got crazy eyes. There's a bunch got crazy eyes. There's a bunch of crazy eyes. Give us the best ones.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Let's do the first one there. Holy shit. No. Guy gives it, it's fake, but just your thoughts on this and even introducing the idea of a tattoo can look cool to your kid and kind of putting it on the minute. My kids, they have like these okay my kid you know because their dad has tattoos and the I grew up with my grandpa and grandpa truck drivers
Starting point is 01:24:33 full-sleeved tattoos I always want tattoos yeah but my she looks sweet that's a little tense I get it though but my kids have put them on like they were all like daddy no go to school no one says anything but it's also like Pokemon That's a tattoo. That one's it. Yeah But they also like wear off, you know, I'm like maybe I'll get some tattoos some fake. Oh fake. Oh fake Fake would be yeah, see what's what? Let's do the James Corden one I saw this one. This one's interesting. Yeah
Starting point is 01:25:01 Well, I guess he was just a dick for a while and then he popped. What I like about the story is that when he apologized, the owner about the psychos all good. I'm back in. You apologized. I'm a fuck up too. And we don't have enough of that in this society. You can't make mistakes. You don't go to do it. You're way out of anything. Right. Yeah. And James Gordon sounds like a content. I don't know if anybody does sound like a real big content. Yes, he did. But yeah, the one thing I like, he was like, if you don't give us free drinks
Starting point is 01:25:30 and put all the other drinks on the house, I would hate to leave a bad, yep, review. Yeah. I was like, what bitch? Yeah. Go ahead and leave it. Yeah, we'll get up in the comments. Well, I think you're saying,
Starting point is 01:25:39 I'll review you publicly and it'll be bad. And the guy was like, cool. Let me go public first before you do that. You did not sound good. He did not sound like a good guy in that. But people hate him, huh? Oh, James Gordon. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 01:25:53 I hate him, hate him. Yeah. When you suddenly have a reputation, when you just have movie cats, people like, we're disgusted, like you got like horrible reviews. Just as his biggest thing by far is not the tonight's own the shitty bus car karaoke it's a carpool karaoke yeah rock star car no carpool don't say
Starting point is 01:26:10 rock star carpool carpool carpool with Jane cordon yeah no rock star right there's no rock star they're not a car and then it was free in the he left behind I like him I never thought I think he's counting and he used one my favorites yeah but he didn't bother me. That's lame. Okay, maybe he's just maybe it's all fake. I don't know, but it doesn't sound like he was very nice. I'll tell you that much, you know.
Starting point is 01:26:34 It's weird to pull that card like, I'd hate to use my fame to leave a Yelp review. I've never left a Yelp. Dude, we've stayed in some awful interviews. I've had some awful service. Never once have I gotten on there and stayed in some awful interviews. I've had some awful service never once. Have I gotten on there and left them a bad review? I only tell my wife to do with this hotel I wanted to do.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Have you ever seen a celebrity behave in a really terrible way? Yes. I have to. I was sharing Osborne behave in a way where I went, I'm not gonna get into the details, but I won't say who it is, but I'm a fan of them. I was, I broke my heart.
Starting point is 01:27:01 I was, I broke my heart. You know where it was at? I know you don't know who he is, because he's definitely a younger demo. I'm a super fan of his and it was at Justa and we're there and he was like, was super mean to the lady who always helped us out there. I was like, I was like, this motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Was he kidding me, dude? I was like, are you a kid? Is he an actor? Yeah, I was like, are you kidding me? I was with you. Yeah, and I told him like, this fucking guy. I was with you. I was like, he keeps going kid? Yeah, I was a kid. I was with you. Yeah, and I told him, like, this fucking guy. I was with you. I was like, he keeps going, I'm gonna say something.
Starting point is 01:27:29 Then, Slay, she's so sweet and nice. He said, you're sick. What the fuck's my sound? Why is it, I'm like, oh hell no, are you serious dude? Yeah, he might have been hangry and maybe he was that. I get hangry, I don't act like that. Yeah, I agree. I was cheering, I was like, oh, treating somebody way below her who was at the store,
Starting point is 01:27:49 I was like, Claire, I was like, oh, I know exactly who you are. I know you're a shithead. And there's no excuse for it. I couldn't believe it. I watched her walk out. I went, got you on that one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:28:00 Her son's super sweet though. I see him all the time, because he's doing those juice to tea. I can't. He's super nice guy. I see him all the time because he's super nice guy super polite. Yeah, actually I tutored him one time like to prepare for this test I'm sorry his daughter What a mark yeah, I give it to more let's do the Let's do the
Starting point is 01:28:26 Megan Marco was treated like a bimbo. It's a second from the bottom So you know her podcast surpassed Rogan only for a little bit. Yeah for a couple seconds I think you realize I think she's a total narcissist and I can give a fuck about her I mean, I don't know I think this is out there before you this Prin Terry who's like super soy boy now before she was with him Around LA I was in the circles She liked the way the dick. Hey She was she's a hot girl. She acts like she was a hot girl. She's a black woman So I guess yeah, that's my issue with this story Which she's complaining about being objectified when she was on deal or no deal
Starting point is 01:29:04 But it's like so no she's trying to be an actor and you're saying anything It'd be like me getting a role as a fucking buff guy and be like I mean You know all the models on the game show like you know, well they're not gonna hire ugly Exactly, but here's the other thing she's a podcast now. Yeah, what else you know Yeah, what is she in talking about? Yeah. So, yeah, she's going, I'd like to other jobs where I was, you know, I know it's my life.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Apparently she owns Harry. What's about, Rick? Yeah, I could give a fuck about her and I don't think anybody else should. Nah, I don't, I don't think, I don't think we can give a fuck what she talks about. Probably would act as a married prince. Yeah, that's what I think.
Starting point is 01:29:46 Your biggest thing, your biggest accomplishment in life is honeydick and prince Harry and stealing away from his family. You have a podcast. That's your gig. You interview and fit. Why would I listen to your podcast? What have you ever done? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:29:58 The answer is nothing. But also well played. Well played. Well played. It's a game of thrones. It's very ambitious. Yeah. Gated strategically. Smart. Yep. Well played. Well played. Game of Thrones. Very ambitious. Gated strategically. Smart. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:07 Yep. God bless you. Last one. Missing Oklahoma men were found shot and dismembered. Yes, a dark one, but... Another case I'm about to get on. Yeah, we need on. We need on.
Starting point is 01:30:19 So they found out these bikers, like, in a river cut up and they thought of some big crime and then it turns out, like, they were all about to pull a high, like possibly on their way to go do that. So with some like hero, like let me just kill them and just. Or maybe they've yeah, or they found out they were gonna get robbed or something and then they're like, oh you're gonna do that to me like we're gone out. Oh, they got murdered on the way. Now they said bikers, have you seen their mug, John?
Starting point is 01:30:43 Maybe they were just headed on. They didn't see their. No, that's like the biking community. And I'm in that community. Yeah, they're not. Like on the bottom left is not biking. Neither's got on the far right. Yeah, they're also got on the far right jelly roll.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah, they don't. They got messed up with the wrong group of people. Probably cartel guys. Just remember. But they were actually saying for bicyclists not even bikers because that's you know So they're literally on by You know let's get our make our getaway guys
Starting point is 01:31:13 It's weird, right? Yeah Well, right is we did it again. I'm off the line now no now the weekend after that though I'm gonna be at the show Chicago in profit off the line now no now the weekend after that though I'm gonna be at the show Chicago improv October 27th next week yep yep and then Charlotte North Carolina Comedy Zone November 10 11 12 Addison Texas one my face Addison improv November 17 18 19 and then of course Naples Florida December 1 2 3 and 4 all right tell that in you're um leaving going to London
Starting point is 01:31:45 to going to London to uh... our boys in a movie i'm in a movie who nice that's not the London thing what's the London thing justification no i'm doing a corporate
Starting point is 01:31:59 why don't you like your line right now you hundred percent that's fine i don't care i don't care but don't mind i'm not doing corporate no i'm going to who in London was like hey like you're lying right now. You're 100% you're not. That's fine. I don't care. I don't care. But don't lie. I'm not doing corporate gig. No, no, I don't. Who in London was like, hey, will you fly from L.A. to London to a corporate gig? Yeah, yeah, but I'll take it.
Starting point is 01:32:10 It's a lie, right? I'll take it. I'll take it. No, no, I'll take it. Off camera. You told me it was a movie before and I'll score a gig. No, movie, movie, movie. Right after I get back.
Starting point is 01:32:18 Do it in a movie. And what you're in your missing pod then? You're just a pod guy somewhere. Yeah. The London thing is. You'll see what I tell you. It's not a big deal, but I have to go there. Money, money, yeah. Show me something else. Okay, well I'm not in London. I'm in Salt Lake City this week. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, wise guy, Salt Lake City. Saturday at noon, mountain time, we will be live Salt Lake City companion, baby with Frank
Starting point is 01:32:45 Mayor and Jesse on fire. That goes live on Think Boy YouTube only. Come watch the fights. You'll see 280 with us. And then next week Thursday, Calgary, Thursday show at the rooftop. We have five tickets left. So we add a show on Friday. That's the rooftop and rooftop in Calgary, Canada. The boys are coming up there. A Saturday will be a fight companion for the Jake Paul, Aston Silva, we have a great lineup for that. November, heavy taxes. San Antonio, LOL, November, third through the fifth,
Starting point is 01:33:12 Houston, the 10th through the 12th, then I end in Milwaukee, and we got some East Coast dates in December. But at every show and we got all lined up, the batch two of Tiger Thick, that sweet, sweet thick nectar, the award winning nectar, batch two, the ballers have Tiger Thick, that sweet, sweet thick nectar, the award winning nectar, batch two, the bottles have changed a little bit.
Starting point is 01:33:28 We've added the hardware. We've added the wards on the side of the bottle, and it's going to be out all the shows. So come have a drink with your boy at the shows in Salt Lake Calgary, definitely in Houston, definitely in San Antonio. If you want to get some ship to your door, go to thickboy.com. You see the Tiger Thick order on there to get it done. All right, kids, Salt Lake City, you're up,
Starting point is 01:33:49 love you guys. This is the firing kid. We're out. We're out. Hear that? That's what cooked when you ordered juicy beef sounds like. The steaming hug of two slices of melted cheese, the crunch of tangy pickles and sliced onions,
Starting point is 01:34:03 all topped with a toasted sesame seed bun. That's the sound of a McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese. For Spieff at participating US McDonald's, exclude Alaska Hawaiian U.S. territories.

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