The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 840: The Boys are gonna burn their Yeezys
Episode Date: October 26, 2022Brendan and Bryan recap their respective weekends in Salt Lake City and London before discussing Adidas dropping Kanye West over his recent inflammatory remarks and Bryan's hatred... for anti aging enthusiasts before diving into an extensive post mortem on all the thrilling fights from UFC 280 this past weekend including  Sean O'Malley's controversial split decision win over Petr Yan which catapulted him to #1 in the bantamweight contender rankings, Aljamain Sterling's brutal stoppage of a compromised TJ Dillashaw to retain the bantamweight belt, and Islam Makachev's shockingly efficient submission of Charles Oliveira to become the undisputed light weight champ which netted Bryan a couple thousand dollars from his bet with Brendan on last weeks episode. #kanyewest #ye Onnit - https://www.onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's the fighter and the kid
Hyde the run it back
Cause we back at it again
Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end
When it was brining, when it was bright
And when it was just talkin' to friends
We got the kid galling on the left
With the fighter on the right
Hey, how'd they do it right?
Cause we comin' at your lock
Back with the team
I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV
I had to do it
Yes, we did
Cause we back at it again
It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids.
It's the fight on the kids.
Back at it again.
It's the fight on the kids.
The fight on the kids.
Back at it again.
It's the fight on the kids.
The fight on the kids.
It's the fight on the kids.
This is really the fight on the kid. We're out.
Come on, baby.
Yeah, we're good, Chin.
We're good here.
The cardigan today, Daddy.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, that's a fucking gangster cardigan.
That's the kind of thing a gangster would wear.
Chin, I won't get you the one from a emotionally unavailable, the black one.
He's too.
Yeah.
I'll do that.
Our cardigan's coming back as I've seen them a lot
I wear my several of them. I'm most worn one today. I have a tie day one
But then you know I'm I'm never gonna go baggy jeans
But I'm going loose urchins because I saw a clip of me in the cardigan with some
Really tight
No, I look like I look like grew from the movie just we go me my my like ridiculous
I saw the clip I looked at my brother and Mark,
I'm like,
why don't you tell me all that?
Well, that'll happen sometimes that I've,
I've clocked that.
I, I, I've looked at it, I went,
he looks very much like the letter Y.
I look uncomfortable.
Well, you taper all the way down to those little calves
because I get, I get a show,
but I get the big,
if the cat, then the,
but take it easy.
What I'm trying to say is this,
your shoulder's gone for days.
It's too new, you're gonna have to bleed out big,
oh yeah. First minute, I can't help it. I'm trying to say is this, your shoulder's gone for days. Tune you gonna have to bleed out big, oh yeah, first minute.
I can't help it.
I know.
I love these.
Hey, you have to bleed that out.
Please, more.
Weiner, please be more disciplined about your language
in the beginning.
Well, the big quads, you wanna show those off, you know?
You know your quads?
Oh, dude, don't start.
They're not giant.
You're a big guy.
Oh man, that's so small.
But your size is in your back, your shoulders,
your arms, your neck and all that.
And you have that regular thing.
Now listen, your calves and your thighs,
and I've been meaning to talk to you about
your calf and your bum, right?
You know what calves are for
They're for nothing right for sprinting. Yeah, you want big cats. No big calves people are not fast like no, but but here's the thing
Like don't talk about your thighs. There's nobody. Nobody knows
Flex them. Oh, dude. You know what I mean? Oh, it's a no more
No, no, no compliment like yet. No, but you said quam bark. These got thighs, right?
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They're like, what's that sign, master?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Now, where are you?
Because it's very, yeah.
I would like to keep you.
We haven't seen each other in quite some time.
We've talked about this.
So you went to London, you told me you were there for business.
And then, you know, obviously, social media about J-Go.
You see, Brian, he's hunting in the stoop. It had, don't wear those hats, right? He's like, then, stupid hat. I thought he was there sure me about J. Goat. He see Brian he's hunting in the stoop.
It had nowhere those hats, right?
He's like, didn't stoop at that.
Oh, I thought he was there for business years,
no, it looks like he's just hunting.
So if you're gonna leave him vacation,
you've had several of them this year.
It looks like I preach at your older,
you want to see the world.
But if you're gonna leave, just tell them.
No, don't lie.
No, I'm not lying.
I'm not lying. Your excuse I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Look, your excuse changed several times.
Did it?
Movie, TV, doing stand up for corporate.
Yeah, okay, so I'm doing a movie.
I'm doing a movie.
Okay, I'm doing a movie.
In a label.
In a label.
Now, the London thing was for fun.
And I don't tell you anything of business.
Yeah. The day of business. By business, you anything of business. Yeah, day of business.
By business, you mean your friend was like, how's business going?
This and you went good.
You went, thank you.
No, there's, there's, right on.
There's performance involved, but, but, but mainly it's true that I shot a lot of
fesinin partridge out of the sky with a shotgun.
I, I committed mass murder in the sky.
And where were you at?
What they do is they flush the bushes, they drive.
With blood.
Yes, and with people, and they drive all the birds to the air,
and then you blast away.
It's a harvest.
Yeah, of a group of poor birds.
It's a harvest guy.
Then I eat the birds, I eat my partridge.
Not all of them.
The rest we give to people and then you surround them.
And you use it in a shotgun.
Shoot.
Use 12 gauge shotgun.
So you can't miss.
And I shot myself. I did shoot myself a deer,
I did throw it over my shoulders.
Did you see how video I sent you?
I saw it.
So threw it over my shoulders.
I struggled.
Walked in about a thousand yards to my buddy shed,
not a shed, it's bigger than most people's houses.
No, part of my problem being with this is the hats you were wearing.
Yeah.
Like, and don't wear it backwards.
Well, you know, you have to do it.
Do it.
I know, but when you're hunting,
you wanna have, you've got to, in England,
you've got to have your, your British hat on it.
You know, they don't wear backwards, you know.
I understand.
Now, that rifle has a silencer, a sound suppressor on it.
Oh, just in case the birds heard you tell them.
No, that's, that's for deer.
Now, I heard the, I heard my bullet hit the deer perfectly,
died immediately.
I heard it, the thwap of it, and I knew I had done it.
Yeah.
So it was a good time overall though.
It was a great time.
Here's the thing.
Actually, I'm glad you're asking.
I drank the best wine in the world.
I ate caviar.
I ate the best food in the world.
I gorgeed on the best cheeses. I saw my my friend Adam Dürer at the Canon crows that great band in concert. It's all good
But when you get older and you're doing all of that
It doesn't make you feel good the next morning. Yeah, oh you look you're you're gorge. Yeah, your face is a little yeah
You're like a fog-wag-wag group goose and you're fighting jet lag. There's a lot oforge. Yeah, your face is a little. Yeah, you're like a Fua Gua group goose and you're fighting jet lag.
There's a lot of shit.
Yeah.
When I think back on the time,
the time I liked the most might have been
when I was in a cold plunge.
I got in a cold plunge and it was painfully uncomfortable.
And I was like, this actually feels bad.
Yeah, a cold plunge in London.
My buddy has a cold plunge in his home.
Alright, it's a new rich guy thing.
That's right. Cold plunge is like, you know, It's home. It's a new rich guy thing. That's right.
Cold plunger is like, you know,
it was like, you know,
it's like, you know,
it's like, it was a bad day,
but now cold plunger is a new rich guy.
It's on a cold plunger.
It's on a cold plunger.
It was trying to beat death and Dr. Death goes,
you think the cold's gonna do it?
Now, now, here's what I appreciate about you.
You don't, you've never worried about death and you're like, I'm probably going to die at 70.
I'm going to get my kicks before the whole shit house goes up and flanking.
I'm not here for a long time.
I'm here for a good time to quote the great Jim Morrison.
Yes.
And there's something about people who are into anti-aging that bugs me.
Me too.
It fucking bugs me.
Do you want to live till you're 120? Let me ask you a question.
You ever see your average 100 year old? You want to extend that look and worse for another 20 years?
You've seen Biden, you know what I'm saying? Get the, and he's 80. Get the hard, hard, 80.
Well, have you ever seen the average 100 year old? They look like what you put on your porch at Halloween.
Especially an American 100.
Like some of the Japanese and other ethnicities
is now listen, they're not spring chicken.
Bring up images of 100 year olds.
Let's take a look over there.
Yeah, I guess I won't be around so I can see my kids,
but hopefully I'm all there.
Now Daddy's brain, it's gonna be Swiss cheese
by the time in May.
It's gonna be Swiss cheese.
It's gonna be Swiss cheese. It's going to be some holes.
At 100? And how much longer? And for what? You can't even go for a walk. And by the way,
the animals want to, well, chin, go back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
far, far, farthest right? That's me at 100. That's me. That's, that's same nose,
sing live. Yeah. There you go. That's me at a hundred that's a hundred year old now
Do you want to now?
Twenty more years Brian no, there's Brian go down
The third Roach in second right no
Brian
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He's got no teeth in his hair. He's got no teeth in his hair. He's got no teeth in his hair. He's got no teeth in his hair. He's got no teeth in his hair. You're like, in 2050, the 100 year old
is gonna look a little different.
Yeah, if I can look 25.
You know what I'm gonna look like?
Chen, bring up Transylvania III, the bad guy.
That's, it's gonna be me at a hundred years old.
This with technology, everything,
Transylvania III bad guy, there you go.
Sorry.
They say the first person is 100 years old.
I remember these things.
See, seeing a far left, there I am, I'm 100% You're amazing. How do you remember these things?
See, seeing a far left, there I am, I'm the out of the machine.
My head, you'll be a walking lung.
That's why I'm going to be an iron lung and just a head.
Yeah.
This Abraham Van Helsing.
There you go.
You'll be Abraham Van Helsing.
Will you merge with technology to extend your life?
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, well, my consciousness.
For what point?
For what?
So my kids can visit a computer and I talk to them.
Yeah.
How are you?
Yeah.
I want to, I want to, I want to, did you do to stay?
Yeah, I, I just don't get it.
And by the way, I've, I've heard from certain scientists that those anti-aging drugs,
they did you faster?
They don't work.
I don't know anyone's, I mean, somebody's just genetics do.
Somebody is just a lot better. Which one? Which all of it? I mean name one, dude.
David Sinclair. He's got, and these guys who all have these, all these anti-aging drugs.
Yeah. From what I understand, like these, yeah. yeah the shot the big boy
that's the immunity immune well you kiss yeah but all the
good stuff I understand there's not necessarily a whole lot of evidence
but you know as a vertebral all those yeah um agreed but you know you know
why the white so expensive because the people that
they're into anti-agents like that it's the rich really
who because they have nothing else to worry about, not worry about paying their bills,
not worry about other things.
So then you'd be, notice the richest people you know
are the ones to tell you about,
oh, I met with this new nutrition,
so I'm doing this new diet, I have this new HGH.
Hey, there's new cold plants.
Hey, have you tried cryogenic?
And you're like, whoa, oh, you've checked every box.
So now you just focus on health.
That's what's going on.
That's exactly what it's going on. That's exactly what what's going on. That's all it's going on.
That's exactly what's going on.
The richest celebrities, the women who are obsessed with it,
they've checked every, they don't have to worry about their bills and their kids
and the privacy school and all that shit.
That's right. And so what you want to do is you want to keep this thing going.
My buddy told me that, my buddy's famous guy and he's friends with all these famous people.
And he said, when I'm around these people who have a billion dollars
and they have everything and all they have now
is they just wanna keep it going.
So if you can't get their attention about anything,
the minute you start talking them about,
anything that has anti-aging properties
or like this, like what?
Where do I get my name?
Well, just why is that?
It's the one thing they can't control.
That's right.
They just can't.
Now I give you shit about looking 90,
but as far as you're 55, be 54.
You have great genetics.
Yeah, I do.
Me at 50, I mean, my dad least good,
but I've lived a rougher life.
I don't know how I'm only going to get 55,
but you have 55.
You have good genetic genetics.
My thing is, when I see a 70 or 80 year old,
when they're in shape, I give them all the respect.
If they're on a clean diet, healthy diet,
some are vegans or keto or carnivore,
and they're actually in shape,
and they're not, you know, they're fighting a good fight,
but they're really, they have discipline.
That's why I'm like, that's what I want to be.
Yes.
Because they're doing it,
they want to be around longer,
maybe they have grandkids or something like that.
That's what I respect.
I gave, I got to people with the bow talks and all that.
I gave a guy of like a compliment, he was 90, and he at least 90 and he was in such good shape. This was in England this past week. He was in such good shape.
And he was just like, he had his hair and he looked fucking deep-lined. Something he was old, but he kept his body ramrod straight. He was strong as shit and he was an outdoors guy. He was leading one of that bird things, you know, and I was like, dude, you stand shit.
I respect right. Yeah, and then he goes, yeah, and then I saw him smoking and I was like, this motherfucker's gangster. I go damn. I go and I'm like, damn 90, this 90 something.
You know, guy still smoking. And then I found out he was 71. Oh, yeah, smoking at age. Oh, the smoke, the smoke at age.
The fuck out of you.
Like man, this 99 year old, he's like, I'm sick.
Ah, that was like the guy I told you
that story about meeting this guy who was like 80,
but he looked like an 80 year old Sean Penn, right?
Yeah.
So I got like, he looked so much like,
it was like, when Sean Penn's 80, you know,
you're still that's gonna be Sean Penn.
I'm talking to him, talking to my buddy.
And then I realized it was Sean Penn. I'm talking to him, I'm talking to my buddy. And then I realized, it was Sean Penn.
I'm not like, oh, how's he like,
oh, what happened to your butt?
Like, he's just so frail.
Maybe let's take a little break.
You and I, we haven't seen each other
so we're some chatty, cathedrals.
It's been a while.
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I got myself some.
Did you have to put the athletic greens
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And then that's right.
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know, I did cash at Brian $2,000. I appreciate you. I'm not the first pet. You gave me that
2000. Right after the fights. I are you the 2K? Yes.
Yes.
No, and I did say this.
I don't want to caveat with this.
When you took Muckchew, I took Charles O'Leverea and my point with the bat, and you know,
it's not that I'm not a Muckchew fan, it was like, my whole thing was because I've been
the business so long, I've heard how great guys are from so many people until I physically see it on paper and I see it in person
I can't cosine that now I get it now much of his the rear is the rear occasion I would say where they were spot on he did walked in charge of
the Louvera he is the real deal he's gonna be champ for it with his style and he doesn't take much risk
He's me a champ for a long long strikes doesn't take much risk. He's gonna be a champ for a long strike. He also strikes, remember, he knocked all the very down
with a punch.
Yeah, with a hook.
That was the most, to me, like when I saw a strike,
I'm like, oh my God.
I know.
And even Frank, I go, you're doing him a disservice
because him and Kabea are two totally different people.
Different people.
One is very good at everything. And Kabe was the best ever to do it at one thing.
Makchew is damn good at everything.
But here's what people miss on this whole thing,
and I talked about on the shop show.
Be, imagine, let's say, 25 years ago,
30 years ago at that, when Kabib's father,
they called the father's plan,
when he had
Islamokchev and Cabeeb as
Youngboy as young
No, I didn't know 22 years away. Let's think about a coach right now going. They're two young boys
It's either 10 or eight years old and he goes
These two will not only be great fighters who can be best to ever do ever do it at lightweight. You would, you would, you would,
that's serving a million, you make fun of them.
You make fun of them.
King George, you make fun of them.
You make fun of them.
You like, you think, yeah, you're like,
if they even get to UFC,
goes, oh, you have, no, no, they're easy and get to UFC.
Knowing you need to UFC, they're gonna, you ready?
They're gonna be the best lightweight to ever do it.
He's gonna be the first, he's gonna retire,
and then he's gonna take over and be even more dominant, and this one will go down as the greatest to ever do it. He's gonna be the first, he's gonna retire, and then he's gonna take over and be even more dominant,
and this one will go down as the greatest to ever do it.
It's crazy.
A thing about the odds of it.
Is that an eye for, because see, to be like,
good, it's not just talent,
it's good, you gotta have somebody that sticks to it.
That sticks to it.
That has the will to win,
and has their own internal clock
where they are their own coach.
You don't have to motivate them.
I take Josh Trump, so I went, you're right, man.
You're right.
So Josh was telling me,
well, you came to my shirt, San Jose M. Provin,
he's in the mean greeting, and saying,
like, you know what, you know what, you know what,
like, you're through the camera.
And he was, hey, you're great, so I forgive all the staff.
Charles Oliver, Mark Jeff, how's it going down here?
Oh, dude, you know, Josh likes drinking, he's a little drunk, Charles Oliver, Mark Jeff, how's it going down here? Oh, dude, Josh likes drink and he's a little drunk,
and he was like, Mark Jeff walks through him,
that's one of you, he's fights,
I was like, you're out of your mind.
I went, oh, you've been drinking,
and he goes, meet me at the bar,
and I'm like, you see you there, see you later, dude.
You know what, I was like, you're out of your mind.
And Josh knows fighting.
Oh, dude, he's a captain of AK,
and he came up with, he was Mark Chas.
All the story of I've heard him like this validates everything.
When I heard John Fitch say, if he can stand up against Kabib, now John Fitch is 205 pounds
walking around.
And John Fitch said, you know, John Fitch said, when I can stand up against Kabib in a
practice, if I get to my feet, that's a great.
It's a win.
And I went, hold on.
John Fish, you ground everybody down to a pulp.
Not for a title.
Yeah.
I mean, and I'm looking at how he's built,
and I'm like, how the fuck?
You know, so, and the other thing is,
the other thing is,
is the other thing is,
the other thing is,
the other thing is,
the other thing is,
the other thing is,
the other thing is, the other thing is, the other thing is, the thing about this, you know what this,
this is the rumors I was hearing.
They go, we've never seen Kubee blues around.
Against DC, Kane, Luke, you name it,
he's never lost around.
He's lost around to Islam.
Isom, the only guy who beats it.
Kubee, yes.
Oh, all right.
All right, why won't you tell me this before I made the bet?
I didn't know that.
Oh yeah, that's why we say he's the best of all time.
We've seen him go against Kabeep in his prime.
Isom was just coming up and he was the only guy
we've ever seen Kabeep.
Now it didn't happen often, but he's the only guy
we've ever seen actually get rounds against Kabeep.
And to give people an idea of how good
these guys are, who are professionals.
And John Fitz told me, he goes,
I went to a jujitsu school, and John's pretty modest guy,
and he goes, I was a little nervous,
because there are a lot of black belts there,
and I was like, I'm gonna roll with these guys,
and, you know, I don't know, I mean, I, that,
and then he starts-
Oh, John's a freak.
He starts smashing all the black belts,
he goes, oh, yeah, I'm John Fitz, hold on.
I do this, he's a living.
He was like, oh, these guys don't-
No, John's a-
This is my life, and these guys do it as practice.
Oh, now, here's another one, Kim Beton.
After we have the, the Isian Alex Pierr fight, which we have big now here's another one, Kim Beton. Obviously we have the Isian Alex Pierre fight,
which we have big money on.
That one, you know.
That's five grand.
Yeah, that's five.
I'm up two grand now.
I think I'm up altogether.
I will have to go.
That's the last one.
I know I have to go.
Did I win last time?
I can't remember.
I fight comparing we bet,
to I forget what it was.
But hear me out on this, Alex Volkanovsky is on Muck Chips
happening, I think it's February March March, in Perth, Australia.
That's happening.
That's clear.
So you have the lightweight belt on the line.
You have the 145 belt on the line,
and you have the pound for pound number one spot on the line.
So three couple thoughts on this.
Who do you got?
Couple thoughts on this,
because I want to keep breaking down what happened.
Do you know the odds?
Don't tell me the odds yet,
but I'm gonna make a bet.
Can I tell you before you go?
No, I'm gonna give you a couple of odds.
Volkanovsky's striking.
First of all, if you saw what Volkanovsky
I think he was when he went up and stood next to market share
if you go, well, that's his way class.
He's very, very big and strong.
So I'm not worried about size.
Not a strength thing.
No. Now, if you stand in bang with Volkanovsky, very, very big and strong. So I'm not worried about size and energy. Not a strength thing. Nope.
Now, if you stand in bang with Volcanovsky,
whoever you are, you better be very careful
because he hits with so much power.
He else strikes Max Hall.
Correct.
So he's got some otherworldly striking
and he hits you so fucking hard.
Now he doesn't necessarily knock you out.
No, no, no, no.
Remember, two of those guys who are one forty five years did not get
knocked out they took all the damage being knocked out that's how he used to
be a fifty five or the beef if i'm gonna say it now now
islam market chef
it's going to win that fight yeah
because there's no way
in a million years that vulcanovsky with all due respect to him has any answer to that guy
when he grabs you.
I agree.
If there's nothing you're doing, you're gonna end up on your back and if you think T.C.D.
almost choked you out, it's gonna be a bad, bad time for anyone when he gets you.
He's gonna wear you like a sweater and he's got a thousand ways to break your fucking
back.
And that's fine.
And you know what? It's me a tough bad. And I was going to ask, he's a killer.
You go back to 45.
You still down there, 45.
Do you say in 45?
But you gotta keep losing weight, Papa.
There's a lot of content in there that's in 45.
But he knows he's coming up 55,
so he's put on some games, right?
Now let's wait.
Now the odds are ready before we bet.
And as he gets closer, I guess I'll bet on it.
But Mark Chubb's a four to one favorite.
He's a minus four hundred.
I understand that.
Me too.
And I'm with you.
And I'm with you and you're spot on.
I don't know what, Volkanovsky, what answer he's going to have for his grappling.
Here's what's going to happen.
Here's what's going to happen.
It's a problem.
It's a problem.
It's a problem.
I could chef, it's going to get the belt.
He's then going to go to 70 and he's going to play around up there.
And he's going to, he's going to, he's going to, he's, he has worked to do a 55 though. He can't jump this. He's got work to do at 55. He's going to stay at 55. I he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, what is he gonna do? He has work to do at 55 though, he can't jump this.
He's got work to do at 55.
He's used at 55, I'd like to know.
I'd like to, I'd like to know,
I'd like to know who at 55 has anything to say to him,
and I wanna get into that because,
because Volkanovsky will go back down to 45,
then Volkanovsky will come back up now.
I'd love to see Volkanovsky fight Charles Levera.
Me too. That's something I'd love to see Volkanowski fight Charles Olivera. Me too.
That's something I'd like to watch.
Me too.
Volkanowski gets anybody at 55 a problem except for Marketsheft.
So we got at 55, Dustin Poirier.
Just now hold on before you go on.
Dustin Poirier and Michael Chandler are going to fight.
The winner of that probably gets a title shot.
And then I think they're going to do Charles Olivera and Benille Dierouche, which gets a title shot. And then I think they're gonna do Trolls of Lavera and Benille Deereuse, which is a great fight.
Deereuse could have some answers for a mockachep on the ground.
Savage, I don't know if you saw the check out.
Wish I could believe that.
I know, it's tough to believe in the mockachep.
And you know what, Baba?
You know what, I'm not Benille anymore.
Again, I'm not Ben and Gensokin.
No, Islam Mockachep.
Islam Mockachep and I love Dustin.
I love everybody there. Islam Mockachep. And Mockachev and I love Dustin. I love everybody there. Islam Mockachev and look at my mouth and I say this.
Ain't hearing a fucking peep out of anybody at 55.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid the best thing to do
is to sit there for a little while,
have some high profile fights.
Connor, please, nobody wants Mockuchef.
That'd be awful for Connor.
It's all terrible.
Everybody there, it's all terrible for Mockuchef.
Now, now, at 70,
No, you keep going 70.
I know.
No, he has too much work to at 55.
He just became champion.
For him to be the best lightweight of all time,
like they say, you got a break to be his record
and then keep going to be concerned.
Yeah, really, after.
You can't just get the belt.
Just take all the cameras, just take all the cameras.
So you know what?
And he's gonna beat most of them.
Get used to it, have some fun at 55.
That's what I'm saying.
Have some, get some practice rounds at 55.
Get the paydays, get the paydays, get the paydays.
And then let's take off.
Then let's, because if you beat,
his star powers are gonna be crazy,
because if you beat Volkhenovsky, right?
Nuts.
And then you fight, you know,
a Chandler or the winner between Chandler and Doesepore,
you fight Justin Gachy, you fight,
or you fight the winner of Gachy versus Gachy's fight
in Fuziv.
Yeah.
And then you fight.
Okay, I want to say,
I'm not, yeah.
There is just unbelievable, by the way, whatever one's free.
But again, we got more jujitsu, more jujitsu, more jujitsu,
against Daga's not a chain wrestling,
and whatever else he does.
Whatever.
And the dude can strike.
Yeah, he can strike.
And also, please understand, his submission game is...
Phil thing.
What's called nasty.
Now, me and Frank may have been talking about this with Jesse on fire.
The submission he caught, Charles Loverin,
there's a defense thing which all black belts have.
Most black belts have.
Yeah, I think he got days though.
Me too, that's what I said,
but the success rate, now you end up in a horrible position.
Yeah, you said to be on the phone, you're here.
Nope, see that on the phone is very blue belt.
You can get choked out.
Okay.
No, you turn away from it
and you're gonna give up your back
and see me in nightmare, but you're not getting finished.
Okay.
And the success rate's about 99% on it.
So you try to run.
I was showing my sons just who cost on Monday night
how to get out of it.
I'm like, this is what you turn,
you're out of a horrible spot, but you're not getting finished.
Yeah, it's not a fun time because now you got to
just get out of it.
You're still getting out of it.
Now, I'm sure Marketschip has a couple of things to say
when he's on your back.
Yeah, what'd you rather have? Yeah. Because he's gonna take your chin and push it into your Adam's apple that ain't fun
Ask Conor McGregor about that. Where'd you where'd you watch the fights? I was in I was in my buddy's house
My his estate. Oh in London. I watched on a giant stay state that makes a man. I know I apologize. That's all right now
Now could have used on the companion. I had fun. Now, could have used you on the companion.
I had fun, but there was another comic on there, right?
You need another comic.
You need another comic.
Frank and Jesse, Greg got brilliant MMA minds.
Yep, but you need a comic.
They're on the fight campaign this Saturday,
but I've got a comic, I guess.
Sam Tripley comes.
Sam Tripley's on that.
I think it's silly.
I'm a lot of fighting.
I'm sure they're doing that.
Me too.
Let's get Rogan on the horn.
Let's do another, let's get another fight.
I agree. Now, a combative and sugar shan, I can't wait to hear. I wish we were there. Me too. Let's get Rogan on the horn. Let's do another, let's get another fight for the band.
Agree.
Now, Coleman event and Sugar Sean,
I can't wait to hear your thoughts on Sugar Sean.
Let's go to Codermain event and then we get Sugar.
I talked to Sugar's coach Tim Welles tonight.
I mean, this morning.
Yeah, I text with Sugar the night after the fight.
Yep, I said it, I was very proud of him.
First of all, when you go on Sugar right now, get on. Before you get you to that you meet TJ Aljemy. Okay, it's a bummer right cuz
Going in and you're wearing out on this people are upset that TJ still took the fight and he knew his shoulder popped out
20 times going in the fight. This is a fighter. This is TJ.
TJ Jilla shot. He was upset about him, but it's like you don't realize that
Do you want to he the reason he's one of greatest band and weights of all time is because he's
that guy who can fight with one leg he'll fight with his fucking
joint and he was one like he's a different kind of dude yeah and he's he's he's
so tough that he'll die in there so the question becomes does the UFC when if
they find out this they didn't find out he said to the ref he said please
don't stop the fight Mike's job that's not the ref's job, the ref's can go.
Okay, cool.
And then he doesn't go to Dana and the commission go,
oh, have you heard about his shoulder?
The ref's like good to know.
Thank you for telling me.
And then the other side is.
And then the coaches say, TJ,
your shoulder keeps coming out,
which means those tenons are too loose.
And it's gonna come out.
What are we doing here?
Then you go, that's where the dice roll.
You're 36.
You're probably not getting back there.
You go back in the queue.
So it's like, you got a mortgage pay kids.
I know.
It's a toss.
And then also, Dane and the U of C always go,
these guys fight through toughness.
And you got to fight injured, never pull out of fight.
So we're conditioned to do that.
So for TJ, it's like, all these people don't
leave mad at him.
No, stop. He took two years in his prime off. He has to get going. And I don't know if
it ever comes back but. No, I have to say not mad at him. Not at all. So get sugar shan.
First of all, how do you score it? Okay, so there are a couple things. There are a couple things
about scoring.
Let me just say this to overall, the umbrella, the umbrella comment is this. Sugar Sean proved that he belongs in the elite. You know, they write down number one now.
Bottomweight, he's number one. That's a big responsibility. But Sugar Sean is a guy
who comes alive and is at his best when it all counts.
He fights the level of his company.
He does, and he's such a special dude.
And he's also like, he's also like all his success,
like the way he keeps it going,
the way he's got somebody, always producing content,
like his look, his outfit.
He's the new age fighter.
He's amazing.
He checks all about it.
He's amazing.
He's so honest.
Do you see Need of it?
Yes.
And Tim Welles said, people don't know how hard he trains.
People don't know where he trains.
People don't know how serious he takes this shit.
No, because Jesse on fire is really close with Anthony Smith.
I guess Anthony went out to, he was on the train
and Sugar was there.
I don't know if he's at the lab at Sugar's place,
but they were like, dude, this guy's the real deal.
The real deal.
This is like years ago.
He's so serious.
Like he's the real deal. Yeah. deal. This is like years ago. He's so serious.
Like he's the real deal.
Yeah.
His ability to manage distance, his footwork, he's getting better and better.
And the fact that he got, look, he went through that Russian, that Russian.
To be a tougher fight.
Is such a bad motherfucker in every way.
And you could say that he got the fights taken from him in the past three, the past three
losses.
You can make the argument, okay?
But, and so one of the things about MMA is that
he did take sugar down six times.
That's not scored the same way,
putting your fist on somebody's face.
So, taking up with the rules.
And just so you know, you're on to something here.
The number one judging criteria, number one.
So they have a checklist.
Number one is damage. That's the number one most they have a checklist. Number one is damage.
That's the number one most important thing
when it comes to fight is damage.
Not take downs, especially if you take down
no damage, take down no control.
Back up.
Take down, you get back up.
So even though he did have more take downs,
which me with my grappling background,
I usually favor grappling, but it doesn't matter.
The judging criteria is not based off just grappling. That's grappling, but it doesn't matter. The judging criteria
is not based off just grappling. That's right. So it's the judging. If you want to change
the judging and the rules, that's a different story. But you shouldn't because you're
in a wrestling league. And then you just get a bunch of born fans.
Did Peter Young control... Peter Young is smart enough. Like, did he control the octagon?
I don't know. I just know that sugar gave as good as he got in a lot of ways.
Controls the last judging criteria by the way.
Put his fucking hands on his face a whole bunch.
Significant punches.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
So it really comes down to the first round.
Yeah.
No matter who you are, depending if you're a sugar fan or a periodion fan or if you have
experience, it's a matter of...
Why do you think Peter Young won the first round?
I think you...
So you think you get that.
So based off that, you would have to get Peter Young
to fight because he definitely won the second.
That's Claire's day.
The third round, sugar one.
The first round, depending on where the first round is,
how you're gonna score the fight.
I see it and I gave a slight edge to sugar in that.
Now, to be fair to your point, when I was watching, again,
I would say don't take what I stand to compare in two series,
because I'm drinking, I'm trying to manage these personalities
in Frankman and Jesse, I'm not seeing everything,
because I'm more worried about keeping the conversation
going, it's not entertaining show.
And I would just see takedowns and not see a big hit
from sugar, takedown, whatever.
So I was like, all right, first round of your Peter,
at the end of the fight went, man, I think it's probably going to go to Peter Yon. So I was like, all right, first round of your Peter, at the end of the fight went, man, I think it's probably gonna go to Peter Yon
and Frank and just like, you know,
we have sugar winning.
I was like, really?
And then when I saw Kevin Ioli,
who I respect more than anything,
was like, I have sugar winning.
I'm like, oh, he's probably gonna win this thing.
Because you guys pay more attention than I was.
I'm busy working.
But when I saw that, I'm like, oh, sugar might win this.
And I hope he wins.
My thing is, it was such a close fight.
Nobody got robbed.
No, that's what I was gonna say.
Like, it was such a close fight.
You can say people got robbed,
but for me it was like, it was so close.
And all I was thinking to myself was that
this motherfucker, Sugar Sean, proved he belongs
in the same space as Peter Yon.
Nobody would have said that a year ago.
Oh, dude, two weeks ago.
That's right.
I mean, because I'm not a dissonant on sugar.
It's like Peter Yon is as good as you get.
He's as good as you get it, everything.
Oh, yeah.
I hope he didn't bend the top three.
I mean, he's unbelievable.
But also, I think too, because the knock on sugar
was, oh, he's been marketed by the USE
through game cupcake fights.
He's never beat anybody. He needs to prove himself. How's he gonna do against top guy? So, you know, he's been marked by the UFC. They're getting cupcake fights. He's never beat anybody.
He needs to prove himself.
How's he gonna do against top guy?
So, you know, I'm sugar because he's sugar
and he does troll people and do stuff like that.
When you do that, trust me, I get it.
You get a lot of hate.
You have a lot of fans, you have a lot of hate.
Welcome to the club, sugar, right?
So you get a lot of that, you see it.
And so when you, when they don't have that narrative
to run on, going, he's only fought, you know, powder pups,
he's been overhived, you see just doing it
because he's big on social media.
Now, that narrative's not there anymore.
So his haters gonna have to create him come with something else.
What else is that?
What else is that?
They rank it, because now with the rankings,
you know, it's MMA media.
So MMA fighting, MMA junky, ESPN, all the outlets
have to do the rankings.
They rank him number one and they know more about fighting than we do. Wow. So he's so
number one in the world. So the fight is going to be Al Jermain Sterling. That's the fight.
Yeah, that's happening. That's happening. Amazing. He's amazing. Look, he's right where
he belongs. He's right where he fucking belongs.
Who do you got sugar, Al Jermaine?
Um, it's tough to get based it off of because if you watch the Al Jermaine, like Al Jermaine
Peter, John, first fight, Peter, you know, the legal knee really messed things up, but Peter
John was destroying Al Jermaine. Second fight, different, right? Controls his back
one's time. You know, it was in damage. Yeah. But again, based off the criteria, if you go to damage number one, there's really
no damage done. Number two would be control takedowns. All right, well, I'll
germane definitely into that so he won the fight. Yeah. Again, period on to get robbed,
he just wasn't able to take control because I'll germane was taken as back and control
them. Yeah. And if you go off, we can't go off the first criteria, which is damage. So
we're going down the list here. You'd give it to Al Jermain. So then if you go to Al Jermain TJ,
I didn't learn much because TJ did it with one arm,
was compromised.
Al Jermain was fucking good.
He looked so dumb.
So big for the way, class.
He looked much bigger.
More athletic than anybody.
Grappling, savage, explosive.
It's hard to train for.
Like that, yeah, I don't know.
It's a hard thing to solve. I tell you, you stand, you stand, I'm not going to get sugar. You stand, I'm not going to train for. Yeah, I don't know. It's a hard thing to solve.
I tell you what, you stand, you stand,
I'm not gonna get sugar.
I'm not gonna get sugar.
I'm not gonna get sugar.
Punch in the fucking face.
And I'll tell you this,
Aljemy seems to be getting better.
So is that kid, Sugar Sean, O'Malley.
Oh, Sugar Sean can be twice as good as you've saw in the pd.
It's so good.
He's good, right?
So what a card, man.
And then, I don't know if you watch Darius game,
I did. I don't know if you watch Braille, Muhammad versus Sean Brady. I didn't know that. That's the, right? So what a card, man. And then, I don't know if you watch Derrius Game, but I did.
I don't know if you watch Brio Muhammad versus Sean Brady.
I did not watch that.
You're the only one I didn't watch.
Your boy Brady got GGG.
Well, now hold on, Muhammad's my boy too.
He's my future.
I love Brio Muhammad.
Brady is my guy.
What happened?
What happened?
Brady's first test, he's ranked top 10.
He's never fought a guy at Brio Muhammad's level.
You look at who Bloss faced.
Yeah.
It was a young line.
And I think Sean Brady will find out a lot more about him now in his next fight.
He couldn't get him down.
Was forced to trade with him.
Blahmohamit's been the best.
He's tough to get down.
So then Brady's got his nose broke like Muhammad.
So Muhammad and Deryush, you look both both of us should be fine for a title.
Yeah. Both, like they've, they've earned every right.
Yeah. The problem is the way the UFC works now, they're probably not gonna get those titles.
Like Darius, you look at who he's beat, he's one like nine in a row, some sort like that.
100% should fight for a title.
Mark just fighting Volcanoeski now, and then you got the winner of Chandler and Porey, you got Fazee even you got Gachi so
With Darius and Muhammad they're they're they're they should get left behind
Wow because the marketing you know in Darius
Even though it's natural and he wants to give all praise to Jesus which I you know
I have no issue with and his skill said he's so entertained to watch
Yeah, but you have to just like no and then he gets on the mic and goes, look at this record.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and a row.
Once again, it's 20 for example.
Once again, it's fucking camera,
which is an awful matchup for him.
He's a dog in that fight.
Out of those wins, he has one, two, three,
one, two, three, four performance and fire the nights.
He's so entertaining.
Yeah, and he's explosive.
He's gonna, you know, this,
they need him to shot though, but he got chessa too. So he got on the mic. He gets on the
mic and goes, I don't care about Todd shot off-site 10 guys before they give me a
Todd shot. Well, the UFC and 100 Campbell and all those in Sean show, you know,
why? If I 10 guys, you know, it's like, oh man, you fucked yourself. Yeah. Because 100 cameras, you know, say less, oh, you don't care. Oh cool, because it's like oh man, you fucked yourself. Yeah, because Hunter can't was say less. Oh you don't care
Oh cool because it's a nightmare of it. Thanks buddy. It's so much. Thanks for doing a solid force buddy
And then next thing you know you're gonna be fighting some other killer camera was a fucking killer in another killer
55 is murder's row well belong on mom and what what's your what how do you beat Brady?
Yeah, just punched this lights out. Do it was bad. Yeah
Well cuz Brady's a wrestler
and now he's got to exchange with the law.
And Brady didn't like bad on the fee,
but you're not, well, is the law striker
primarily or is he,
but he has to this camp with Kabeep.
Well, that's his name.
He's in that camp.
So you're not the Muslim camp.
It's gonna be a problem.
I say, well, alhamdulillah, you know what I mean?
You have, when you have a law,
when you have a team of people, people that pray to Allah and they're all unified. They're gonna be sharing each other secrets
You know I do Islam is coming. You know I do have 55 convertim as them
That's the card come and I'll tell us convert is not I want in and I'll get down and
Great
All alcohol or whatever they do right all alcohol bar
But I love but I love it's got is great. Yep. I just do that over and I'll give that tattoo to my fucking face can't be drinking
Hold on. Oh, no sir. I'm not in all no sir. No the Mormon church one. I mean
Yeah, no more in church. Yeah, but you you want to be you want to be with the in the Kabeob camp?
I'm putting you at 55 now look at me. Yeah
No nicotine
No ranking No road no tiger thick no tiger thick, but now hold on. Yeah
That's it
How about now remember when I was fighting I was not drinking was not doing nicotine. Yeah, so the I could have heard it
Yeah, you got to convert now be a little Lucy on the prey, right? You guys pay a little too much
It's gonna be hard little loose, see on the prey, right? You guys pray a little too much.
It's gonna be hard to keep up with.
You're gonna be daydreaming when you're there.
But the daddy's gonna do it.
The daddy's gonna do it
because I need to get with those training partners.
That's right.
It's a beast.
It's a beast, but you know what?
Like, like, hand-picked.
I'm stressed right now.
I know.
You're gonna take your deep breath.
I just stress this man.
Well, the amount of training, like those guys too, like.
Do you hear what Kabeev said in my Jeff?
No.
The post-fight press conference goes,
you have two weeks.
You have two weeks to celebrate this.
Now the work starts.
Is that what he said?
Yeah, he's like, of course you're gonna be champ.
We told you you're gonna be champ,
but now the work starts.
You have two weeks off, you're back in the training room.
I love it.
And that's just a different mentality.
Spartan.
I took six, I would have melped this championship
to six months.
Of course.
I'm in Dubai, I'm getting wins.
Where's the disco and where's Dubai and where's,
where's the room where I can get weird?
Oh, I win Quain dude. I would get kicked out of camp because I'd be on Instagram snorting lines
Well, I mean or can I ask you a question? I'm naked bitch shaking girl. I want to ask you a question girls like
Girls like muscular as fuck champions. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Let me ask you another question
Are there any girls in Dubai that are
attractive?
in Vegas that are attractive now. Good friend of ours. Hands of Gracie told me Dubai is Vegas on steroids. I've heard
a boy with a Vegas. Now just so you know a lot of the a lot of the prettier girls from say Russia
Romania. I am in Bulgaria. I don't know if you see the issue european women but
there
very very easy on the eyes yes
and so i can self-suffider sometimes i'll find themselves in the by doing their
own thing
now now fighters young
wealthy with a lot of attention and very very good looking muscular chin strap
beards
well they will they go Beautiful women up there by.
Look at that.
Look at that.
That's an Arabic woman.
Now hold on for a second.
That's an Arabic woman.
Just so you guys know,
like you want to talk about
some of those beautiful women in the world.
And I'm telling you this,
they are in places like Iraq, Syria.
I would convert to science,
they are so gorgeous.
The Arab women, see if this is this a big well-kept secret
Lebanon Egypt
Iraq it's a secret for America Syria. Yeah, Lebanon everybody knows that the Arab women you get that is that is very common there look at that
Gorgeous. What are we doing? Let's we got to move
Finally kid to buy do right dude rape dude. A kid the buy.
Fighter and a kid to buy.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
We have the whole thing on.
Look at that.
And they usually have a lot of money.
And positive attitudes about it.
That's a big bank account.
And you got that going?
And they gotta cover up on the street.
Seriously?
And they can't talk.
Not necessarily.
And they can't talk.
When I,
and you can't talk.
Bread and whole life.
And you can't talk. There you go. Cause you wouldn't be in that girl in the green. I, and you can't talk. Bret and Hola. And you can't talk.
There you go, because you wouldn't be in that girl in the green.
She's not a church.
And you wash my feet, what are you doing?
That's not, yeah.
And you wash my feet, what are you doing?
And you're not talking?
Yeah, I don't like the way this is going.
And you got a cover up?
No, no.
Oh, you're not wearing that.
No, go to the Ferrari girl, go to Ferrari girl.
That's not, let's remember Gainey.
Okay, never again.
But either way, don't be lightening the ass.
Don't come to that lightening the ass you got to be ready for
that no if it's fantastic yeah great fight so I hate you're missing the
campaign of the Saturday because we had Jake Paul Anderson Silva which is an
interesting fight but the domain of it you're right hall lay me on bell to me
I'm so into that because I train with you right, I'll forever. In the train room, savage.
He's not athletic at all.
Now, he's athletic, but now is athletic
is Levy on Bell.
I don't know Levy on Bell.
All pro was probably the best runback
in the league for about two years.
For the Raiders.
I'm sorry for the Steelers.
They're gonna box now.
Levy on Bell just knocked out Adrian Peterson.
Bad.
Oh no.
Adrian Peterson's a little stiff, right?
Let's see.
I just want to say,
in that funny,
now leaving on bail is a free.
That's Adrian Peterson, he was fighting.
Yeah.
By the way, you don't get better,
you're not a better athlete than Adrian Peterson.
Yeah, you don't want him as a dad, but yeah.
Is he, no.
Is he still playing or is he not playing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he's doing boxing now, right?
So he can't play boxing.
Okay, so Adrian Peterson got knocked out bad
by leaving on bail.
Bad.
By the way, so is there anybody who's a better athlete than those guys?
And how does Levy on Bell look as far as a boxer?
He looks good for not having that much experience.
But he's going to fight a very experienced guy.
Bro, I'm telling you.
So you know me when people go, oh, this fight is an athlete, this fight is an athlete.
And I'm like, you've never seen athletes if you think that guy's an athlete. Now's fires an athlete, and I'm like, you've never seen athletes. If you think that guy's an athlete.
Now, your eye hall is justice.
Like if your eye hall was a little bigger,
his explosive, his hand eye coronation,
he has the same athletic ability
as a lot of these NFL players.
Look at this, look how he's moving.
So, so, leave you on bail.
No, I don't like, I don't like,
as your injury and pierces hands are down.
You gotta keep your hands up.
You're doing that.
As your injury and stiff.
For a Mayweather thing.
Now, your boy play against Asian Peterson College
I didn't know that and he's not was he fast and I've never seen anything like it never in high and real right yes
By the way, I'm like in the way the avian labian Bell's moving
But he's you see that
Step to the side no savage
Now the caveat here now labian Bell goes I'm not just doing this for money or for the fame.
I like, I want a real boxing career, which I appreciate, which I'm like,
right, you're staying in serious. This is athletic ability.
But I'm telling you, dude, you're right. I know there's no kick.
There was kickboxing and kick is fucking light up. Straight boxing.
You have a little more opportunity. But I'm to have all the guys you could
have fought, leaving on bill. And you're, you them on bill. And your biggest attribute is your athletic ability.
You chose the most athletic ability.
You're fucked up because your at all
is just as athletic as the guys you played with on the street.
Is that true?
That's coming from me.
That's a big state.
You'll be on the hate on this.
That's a big statement.
Bubba, I'm telling you.
I've never heard you say me.
Mark Munoz pat Cummings
We is she Olympic gold medal in June. We could not take this man down. What?
I think you're foolish not to be I think you're being you know, I think you're being hot podcast
You're creating drama. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm telling you couldn't date you we you couldn't double leg Mark Munoz
We you couldn't double leg mark mean years and rest at local you're a strength Oklahoma state Pat Cummins all American
None of those companies couldn't take them down you couldn't get them down you couldn't get them down Can't get them down but now the problem was is when the lights were bright and there's a lot of pressure on them
And you know I know but in practice. You're saying we couldn't get them down. Why why he would this hips
He's athletic really hips are too good. What especially if there's a cage Again, the rest of that ill gonna guy your size. We can do it. You're double legs crazy. I create this my thing. I took your you name it
Champions I took him down you couldn't take him down couldn't get him down how big is he walking around how big was you
220 oh, he's that thick, but hey, but when I say athletic so you know he knocked out
Oh, but hey, Bob, when I say athletic, so you know he knocked out
Gate guard Musasi with a spinning keel kit. Yes, I do Which is insane and you remember you this game are Musasi by the way
Oh arguing the best my way on the planet. Yeah, even though he just lost but um, okay, so he's 220
Okay, you know where it is for you. I you know where it is right here, but yeah, if if this is right
He'd if this is right. Yeah, I don't, he's the greatest to ever do it.
Really?
I'm there saying anything like that.
I don't think he likes fighting that much.
He's kind of like a really intelligent nerd, isn't he?
Yes, he's almost too smart.
Ignorance is bliss, right?
Yeah, he's very smart.
I know a girl who dated him said he's fucking brilliant.
Now, and he doesn't like fighting that much.
He'd rather be having some kind of course.
He's a gentle soul.
No, he is, he's a real martial artist.
Yeah. He's a real martial artist. Yeah, he's a real man.
To make him a by hair.
Yeah, dude.
I'm telling you so he's sad.
Oh, dude.
And you know me, I'm a hater when comes
that people call me a few fighters athletes.
I've never seen this dude is a freak.
Is that him?
That's him.
That's a ton fighter after so he will kick the kid
little head off that kid like working
star right now.
He will kick this head off, right?
Dana goes, he's the next ancient Silva.
And this is no fault of Dana, I would do the same thing.
What Dana realizes, mentally,
when you put those labels on your eye
and put all the pressure on him, he doesn't do well.
That's not what he needed.
But they don't know that.
But he's one of those careers where, if his head's right,
he can be any middleweight in the world.
And the gay guy on the sausage fight shows that.
Go to his record, Chin.
I'm telling you, if he's mind's right,
and he wants to be in there,
hope he, anybody on any given night.
Now if it's off, you're gonna beat him.
You can beat him.
Yeah, that's astonishing.
Sean Strickland, you lost him.
What happened?
He beat Chris Widenman, he Chris Widenman you beat Anson Silva Carlos Jr. last Paul Costa last gay guard Dick Brunson
Robert with a beat gay guard Musassi lost a gay guard because leaving he lost
the Derek Brunson gay guard Musassi and Robert Wittaker no but you can see right
you can see how it reminds right it's not. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Freak, dude, I'm telling you, but, and for Levy on Bell, it's like, oh, dude,
your athletic ability is your one hand up
on all these boxers.
You don't have the experience,
but you have that athleticism where they've never seen it.
Yeah.
This guy can go toe to toe.
Now, he's not, don't you twist it.
He's not a boxer.
He's not Levy on Bell athletic.
Okay.
Levy on Bell athletic. All pro. But was the best run back in the national football league for a number of years. I don't think he realized what that that's the
crazy and not like a freak like
Adrian Pierce was a freak but ran hard as a freak. I'm talking layman belt like his athletic like his maneuver his agility
His his juke like speed quickness. He's about 220.
Yeah.
But freak.
Yeah.
And was very difficult.
It was so good that they kept that on the wraps forever.
And then we got traded.
They realized he was difficult.
He went to the Jats.
It was a bit of a nightmare.
But when he was on the Steelers in his prime, all pro-dating.
Running back in the NFL.
Michigan State product like freaked it.
And how old is he now?
Probably 35. 21. And State product like freaked it. And how old is he now? Probably 35.
21.
And when I think he's that guy.
That's gonna be the same card as our...
That's the combing of it, which is so interesting.
So he's in the prime of his life.
As a run back,
a run back is like Cinderella.
It's like midnight.
They turn 30 and just like, what happened?
Which is not just fumbling for you.
It's so fucking weird.
Yeah, that's why you don't see a lot of runbacks getting taken high
in the NFL draft, because there's such a shelf life on them.
That's why they're drafting, you know, everybody else.
Yep, but he's a N38, okay.
But would you say that, how is your eyehalls boxing?
Good.
Good.
Now, his kickboxing martial arts is better, but.
Different game, different sport, you know,
different distance.
I'm aware in sports.
But just the reps and the sparring.
Yeah.
Now if Lavey on belt goes out and knocks him out, good kudos to you, because I don't think
I know you'll again see a record and get all that.
But I'm saying if he's mind-drained, I feel like his mind's gonna be right on this because
not a ton of pressure on him, you got problems.
The one thing you had was your athletic ability, this kick and match that.
Now, not to your level, but out of all the UFC fighters on the roster, he's the guy that
could have probably played another sport.
Wow.
His mind's right.
He's a freak.
So we're doing a fight band that Saturday.
It's a 7pm Pacific.
We have Frank Mayer, Jesse on fire at myself and the great the comic from hot tub time machine same triply the 90s
Comic who's a freaking monster savage monster
What is your take on gun to your head and I know is your friend, but take it out of the equation can't be go ahead
Jake Paul Anderson Silva who you got
Anderson Silva who you got. You know my stuff.
I don't want to take all the credit for this.
But when Jake and I said this, when Jake came to my shirt
at the improv, that's the time it's gone out.
Michael Bisping.
I said, dude, you got to stop doing that.
Bisping has one eye, two fake knees.
He's not the guy.
You're not can get any respect calling that man out.
He's moved on.
He's one of the best podcasts, one of the best analysts in the game. He's not the guy. You're not can get any respect calling that man out. He's moved on. He's one of the best podcasts
One of the best analysts and the game. He's moved on
He's you know, he's a movie star now. That's why Connor called him out. I'm telling you that's not the guy
You want to go for I know he's a champ and you want champ if you want to get respect from the memory community
Now that you're never gonna get the respect to deserve because of your background Disney and YouTube if you want respect
Go for answering Sylvie just beat Julio Chavez Jr.
Julio Chavez Jr. was 50 and 3 multi-time world champion,
has the pedigree like Game of Thrones,
like a, you know, like a Lannister,
as far as fight game goes, he's a freak.
Go for Anson, man.
Cause he's currently, he's, he's a creative box
and he just beat a former world champion.
Go for him, he's like, you think I'm like,
no, I know, dude. Go for him. He's like, you think I'm like, no, I know dude. Go for him
I'm not saying I swayed him on that. Sounds like he did shortly after he announced that fight, right? Sounds like he did now
Now you might see Anderson's over get old overnight. He got knocked down during sparring from what I hear
I don't know what that means. Here's the people I go the fights in Jeopardy because they're sitting at knocked out three times
It's trained so tough.
Anderson and coach was like,
no, hold on, that never happened.
All amstions trying to exaggerate how tough his training was,
because he wants you to know he's taking this very serious.
Nobody knocks him down in practice.
That's not happening.
Got it.
So, what do you think?
I have to go with the spider.
I just, from sheer experience and, and, and,
now we're gonna do a fight night flashback after this.
We're gonna go over Anderson fight.
And it's the big boy.
Anderson is every bit as big or bigger than Jake.
Oh, he's taller.
Taller.
My feet haveier.
I mean, I know they're fighting at what, 85?
What do they fight?
He's gonna be taller and obviously has experience.
Yeah, the longer.
The problem for me is, Amstin have better boxing?
All day long, all day long.
The problem is the Amstin's age, the milestone from fighting,
the concussions from fighting.
Jake is, I think, is losing a few rounds,
but Jake's an a-lan one and wobble him.
He's gonna stop the fight.
Jake's got power.
Jake has power and speed in this.
And when it comes to this game, and Jake's chin has never been tested.
I'm sure in training he has tested.
As far as miles goes, you're starting with a clean slate with Jake Paul.
So if they're exchanging nonstop, Andrews can have land five or six and Jake's going
to be fine.
All Jake needs is one.
Now it goes against everything I stand for to pick against the ancient silver, but I would
probably side with Jake Paul in this just because the off chance of answering in clip by Jake Paul
is very high and he's young and he's quick and he's powerful. He looks great. And that's a problem.
He looks great. I just I admire that Jake Paul is willing to do this. He's such a... he's got
balls man. He's got fucking balls.
Oh, and again, and I'm repetitive here. I trained with
Amazon, I've sparred with Amazon at black house, freak of
all freaks. And remember, Anderson was gonna, was gonna fight
Roy Jones, Jr. Not Roy in his prime, but, you know, just
wrote right over the prime, right about in overtime of his
prime, not like years later, that was what's happened
in his prime. And Roy's kind of a little bit out of prime, right, in overtime of his prime, not like years later, that was what's happened to Ashton's prime, and Roy's kind of a little bit out of prime, but still,
he's in the straight box match, 12 rounds, they signed seal delivered, then they didn't
put the kebash on it, because back then they didn't want him doing that, because they
thought it looked bad, it's Roy Jones, we've been a handful for the person, yeah.
So they didn't allow it to happen, but Ashton's seal was so good at boxing, he was going to fight but Anson so was so good at boxing. He was gonna fight Roy Jones.
It's very good at boxing. Yeah, yeah. I'll do it. Well, I'll say this if Jake Paul wins. I'm not saying
well, Anson's old. Jake Paul beat a boxer that beat who he had to show his junior. Now the argument
for there and you know, just played devil's advocate. Who the shove his junior if you saw that fight?
You know, his dad, I think he was in Guadalajara, and maybe Mexico City, you know, his dad's advocate. Julio Chavez Jr., if you saw that fight, you know, his dad, who I think he was in Guadalajara,
and maybe Mexico City, you know, his dad's royalty.
Yeah, the biggest live-gate of all time,
I think it was 114,000 in Mexico City.
We'll never be beat.
We'll just won't, we'll never be beat.
But the caveat there is they asked the dad,
Julio Chavez, senior, they said,
what do you think about your son?
He goes, he didn't train.
I kicked him out of my camp.
He wants to be lazy.
I'm not part of that.
I train my ass off for this fight.
You know, he's like, I took a serious,
my son's never taking a serious like I have.
And you see when his dad won the fight,
he went over to Canelo.
He went to Canelo, Alvarez, and hugged him.
And that's what he's like his son.
Because he represents.
I didn't know that. Oh, yeah
He's a represents Mexico. Yes, and he's like that
He's like who you shove is junior 2.0 correct. Yeah, but not as good not as big. No, you know
You know you have to remember who I shove is junior or seniors the biggest I mean
He's the most winning Mexican boxer in saying, the people he's saying so much. Yeah, yeah.
And you ever seen it?
Canelo has that same trait where he fights like a Mexican boxer.
Yes.
Bring up, can we just have his junior?
I mean, who's he?
Who's he?
Bring up what he looked like in his prime.
Look at his body.
That's where you don't judge a book by its cover.
This is where you realize you're like,
I don't care what he looks like physically.
He looked like, you know, it's like the cane Velascus phenomenon.
It's like not the best body in the world.
And you can't, you never judge a book based on it.
You look fader, there's so many examples.
I don't know why people still do that.
Just got a regular body.
You know when I was hired from,
I mean, yeah, he doesn't look like a world be it.
That's him.
Now.
Basically, yes.
Maybe a few years ago, but still.
Yeah, but that was him.
Now, you know, try this yes, maybe a few years ago, but still. Yeah, but that was him. Now, try this out, be you know, showtime hired me, read the
represent for MMA, the UFC, the Connor McGregor expert, and my job, no
matter what was to argue that Connor could win rounds and land punches on
Floyd Mayweather. I didn't know that was your job. That's my job. That's why you were
giving me such a mother fuck. That's my job. That's why you were giving me such a mother fucker.
That's my job.
Literally, we don't care what, that's your thing.
Say less, I can't believe it.
I'm like, you don't think I was paid to do this?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, so that was my thing.
They put me on that press tour.
I had to go to ESPN, argue with who Loshab is senior about why
Conor McGregor was gonna land punches. It was a all-maxing show, all in Spanish.
It's him and two other like allowed in Spain.
Dude. I mean in Mexico.
Pro. I mean, try having that job. And I'm in a suit. I'm there. I'm like, oh, and I'm like,
well, do you think they do have translator? And before I had a champ, I go champ,
I kept going to your greatness.
I'm here to argue for him.
I'm an amazing person.
You're excellent, see?
You're honest.
You're honest.
I will wash your shoes after.
Please don't be mad at me.
Did you tell him that you had to go with Connor?
Well, he knew I was there.
And he was just, he was, you know, he doesn't speak English
at all, but when I was doing the Conor stuff,
they're translating his yo.
I was like, oh my God, talk about sell now.
Now I didn't know I was right,
I thought Conor was getting the bland shots
and went some rounds, but when you argue with
Julio Chavez senior dude, I mean just talk.
You know what, You earned your money.
Oh my God.
You worked hard for your money.
I worked all the hard.
So hard for your money.
And then day the fight that kicked me off the broadcast.
I remember that.
You were like in the back.
Fuse.
In the back, you're like,
I'm over here, I was like, hey, how's it going?
It wasn't my guys, they brand new,
it was the old heads at showtime.
Now you, you, they know I get loose. They know your boy gets loose. I was like, it hasn't gone. And it wasn't my guys like Brian Dews, the old heads at Showtime. Now you, you, they know I get loose.
They know your boy gets loose.
I get loose.
I get loose, I get passionate,
which is what you want on that.
Of course.
I wanted it, you know,
could you show it?
How short time doing right now?
They're doing well.
They're put on the Jake Paul fight.
Oh.
Yeah, they have Jake Paul.
They have some other, you know,
Javante Deuce is massive.
And they've jumped, Javante,
they'll be.
Who's Javante fighting next?
Brian. They'll probably be running Garcia. I can't saycia i can't like that for ryan but this is ryan
shrikoshan moment
we like we see people
he has a huge phone on social media
he's you know he's just in beaver boxing right he looks good fights good
speaks well
they want to be the next obstacle
this is this is a
i mean this is a major challenge for him.
Oh, listen, I love Javante Davis.
He's the best knockout artist in boxing.
He's must see TV.
And he's, he's top five paperview draws in boxing.
So he's doing something right.
Look at that, look at those tats.
But that being said, that being said,
if Ryan Garcia were able to knock Javante Davis out,
boxing could use this so bad.
Yes.
The kid looks good.
Yes. He speaks well.
Yes. He's like Oscar De La Rea.
He talks about mental health.
Yes.
You know, he's a podcast.
He punched people in the stomach.
You know what I'm saying?
He does this thing.
No, he's the people's champion.
It could be.
Kids are dying.
Good looking.
You're seeing him in person?
No. Time. Great kid too. Good looking kid. You're seeing him in person? No.
Time.
Great kid too.
Smart.
Really?
Stupid smart.
That is a good looking kid.
Jesus Christ.
How much does he weigh?
I don't know about outside, but if they were to fight,
you know, you're talking about.
So he's got to suck down the 35.
Is that what the weight class is?
He's got to be five.
Well, 20 days would go up and down. Five, is that what the weight class is? He's got to be five or five. Well, 20 days to go up and down.
Five, 10.
Bro, they had a kid on showtime box in the other week.
You ready for this?
Yeah.
He was, I think, six, six, one, 35.
Who?
But his punches was, you know, his two tall.
It's like, do you just get two tall?
Two tall.
But yeah, that's super featherweight riding our C.
He's getting thicker, man. His kids getting thicker. He's young, you know how old is he?
23
Born white 88 24 24
Interesting right but a good time to be involved in the fight business fight
Fighting is a boom. Look at him.
Girls don't like him though, right?
He has a bunch of kids too.
He does.
Yeah.
I think it's two, right?
I think it's more already.
You know, he had one of his really young with baby mama and then, you know,
he can make it.
Yeah, you're right.
Two daughters.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good for him.
He's savage.
All right, John, what do you get for us buddy?
Mark had to leave Mark the only guy
Yeah, Mark just realized because he's coming to Calgary with me to ramen Calgary
Friday we added show Friday because Thursday at five tickets left
So we add a show to Friday at the rooftop downtown Calgary and then next week to my favorites coming up next week
It's a L.O. San Antonio. I'll be staying at staying at my favorite hotel hotel Emma favorite hotel of all time Great North America never stay at hotels across
outside that but San Antonio's next Thursday Friday Saturday then we got down back in Texas
in Houston Houston improv and I end the month in Milwaukee and then the rest of the year
touring almost done December oh he's sick tour Providence Road Islands December 1st
to the 3rd,
heard that's a beast to get to.
And then Washington DC, DC and Prov,
December 15th through 17th.
But Calgary's this week, Thursday, Friday,
pre sure Thursday, Friday,
sold out by Tommy as list this.
So we add show for Friday, Friday night.
And then San Antonio's next week,
Houston's the following week.
Then fight comparing is Saturday,
7B and Pacific, Frank Mayor,
Jesse on fire, Sam Tripoli Jake Paul
Anderson Silva you're right hall and Lavy on bell get you some thick boy you two
Seanberg Illinois I'm at the Chicago improv October 27th 28 29 that's tomorrow Friday
Saturday come get some Charlotte North Carolina you're up at the Comedy Zone, November 10, 11, 12, Addison, Texas, Addison Improv, November 17, 18, 19.
Naples, Florida off the hook, December 1 through 4.
Come get some, let's go.
All right, Jim, what do you got?
Yeah, so Mark's in with me at Calgary, right?
He goes to root and he just realized
he's in a passport, so don't pass for it.
He hasn't got, he won't get his passport in time.
Now he went to the rush class, he did the rush and they said he can't pick it up today, so he's just guaranteed to get in time. No, he went to the process. He did the Russian
They said he can't pick it up today. So he's really guaranteed to get it today. Oh now here's the thing
Here's the what's this missing grandma's body found in monster python and smaller hole in Indonesia. I saw
Josh Thompson posted this. Yeah, that would be a reticulated python. Okay, that's a reticulated python 22 feet
Well, well first of all what's the what's the grandma doing strolling through the goddamn jungle in Indonesia?
I got to see this can we see it? Yeah, that's crap. Oh, she was a smaller lady. Hold on
That was crap. I mean you could just see the video here. It's not that that's great. What the fuck? What do you want me to do?
It's all these walking the What do you want me to this old lady's watching the? Oh, it's close and everything
Dude that's so insane. Yeah
That's missing grandma found it's a bad way to go god damn is it ever 22 foot long python you got eaten
Thing a fast is she probably just stumbled upon it and well you know what they do when they bite they do, when they bite you, they wrap you, she fell down. They call your bones.
And every time you breathe in, watch.
You breathe in, and every time you breathe out,
they get tighter.
Now you're like,
and then,
it's like having a mockache on you.
It feel you, that's right.
That sucks.
How long does it take you to die?
A while.
Well, I assume if you're that old,
the bones are pretty fragile. You get, you die of a speciation.
She's only 54, I thought I was gonna be old.
Oh wow.
She's a year younger than me.
I know.
That's not a grandma.
I thought I was thinking about 80.
She's still grandma, but not like old grandma.
And my thing is, is, Han, the snake likely bit.
How they find it.
How they find it.
The snake likely bitter and then suffocated by wrapping
itself around her before she's home. 27 foot.
But what?
It would have taken at least two hours.
How would you know that she's in a snake's belly?
Well, they came across and I'm like,
oh, that snake looks pretty thick.
Oh, look, it's almost the same size.
I have skeptical hippo eyes.
Oh, God, here we go.
It was on Newsweek.
Okay.
It's a shame to kill an animal that big.
But it's also
Anaconda python. Yeah, it's a python doing Python shit. Yes, you're killing them for what she's the one that took the risk and walked in the junk
I will say that the kids are at risk. All everybody's at risk for a python that big
Udy you mean yeah, and I got I got I got small kids
I'm to say for it though
No, no, I'll punch that thing in the fucking I'm biting. I'm about to go ahead
Go ahead. We're gonna wrap me up. I went Python. I had to say grabbing a 10 foot Python was crazy
Now I saw Mark was said of 13 year old caught 22 pythons like when some contest. Yeah, I thought about you catch one
Yeah, well it depends on the time of year and day
They come out during the day.
They like to sunbathe.
You got to do it at specific times, early early in the morning.
We're not scotchin'.
Kanye West, he's no longer a billionaire.
Boy, I'll tell you what, man.
You know, when he did the White Lives Matter,
I was like, all right, that's not great,
but I'll survive that.
When he went after the Jews, I was like,
well, now you done fucked up.
Now you done fucked up up because, you know,
Homeboy at WME came after him,
it was like any business that works with him,
that works with this, and you continue work with Kanye,
we're dropping him from our agency.
Who said that?
I think it was a CA.
No, it's WME.
Oh, well, CA dropped him as well.
Oh, no, CA was his agency, but WME, you know what I'm talking about?
Well, Ari, Ari.
Ari, Ari. Ari, Ari, but WME, you know what I'm talking about? Well, Ari, Ari is Jewish.
Yes.
And many of the people that work there are, the people that run these.
And these are just for the listeners.
How powerful is Ari Emanuel?
Yeah.
So you've seen, you've seen on-tras, right?
Jeremy Pittman's character is based off Ari Emanuel.
Yeah.
So Ari Emanuel owns William Morris Endeavor, which means he owns the UFC as as well and many more things when they work with the biggest people in the world
Yeah, so when he puts out a email blast
I don't know if you put out a fatwa which is what they put on a salmon rusty what the IA tola put on some
It's like it's like if you do business with this guy
Then you your friend of his not friend of mine who's saying things like Ju Minati Jewish media not good All that good and and saying I'm gonna go defcon three on Jewish people. Let me explain what that means when what you're saying is that you're gonna
You're gonna use military
Mike it so defcon three is when your air force is ready to launch missiles go all your five minutes on or something
It's okay. That's a term of war. If you're Jewish, and by the way,
Kanye's not only a huge following,
but a lot of people that echo that sentiment.
So when you say, I'm about to go defcon three on Jewish people,
I'm sorry, but there are a couple of things to keep in mind.
Historically, that doesn't work out for the Jews.
Historically, that's how you whip up a mob
and they kill the Jews.
Well, that's why they do. And you are threatening the Jews with violence. When you, that's how you whip up a mob and they kill the Jews. Well, that's why they're...
And you are threatening the Jews with violence. When you say that, you're threatening,
if you're Jewish, if you're a Jewish person, you're going to go, well, that's one of the
most popular artists in the world calling for violence against Jewish people.
It was a huge bomb.
You can say whatever you want, but that is what you're doing.
Now, be explained why the Jews don't play that game.
There's a history of this, right?
Well, if they don't, if they don't,
that's a medic, like, if they don't raise the flags here,
if they don't, if they don't say so,
what happened in the past?
They get killed at best, they get kicked in Russia,
the Russian pale, World War II.
They were the original refugees.
The Old Testament is how they escape from Egypt.
The story of the Jewish diaspora is that story.
So you just got to understand that to be,
first of all, the Jews are a true minority.
They make a point 0.01% of the fucking world population.
That's the thing.
That's a point they'll be.
They're such a small minority.
They have to stick up from themselves.
And when they stick up from themselves, they're very powerful.
So when you go for them, dude, when he did that, oh, it's game,
because it's a matter for the Jews, life for death.
It's a matter of life and death.
Let me just, but let me just go on a little bit of a rant, not too much,
because I don't want to do this, not too much.
But if you guys like comedy, do you like improv? Do you like Hollywood?
Do you like fashion in this country?
And do you like stand-up comedy?
The Bors belt.
You said stand-up comedy.
The Bors belt, improv.
The Bors belt, which was in the Catskills.
All those comics, all the comics that people watched, all those shows yes those kids were Jews they came from right they would put up on put the all the musicals all the great writers
son high son high
Who who wrote I don't know they miss a rob I mean Broadway Broadway and Hollywood
I'm I'm telling you Broadway Hollywood, and the art of improv,
and stand of comedy in this country.
I'm not saying the British didn't have an amazing impact on comedy, but those were Jewish
expressions.
The great, the Garmentos, the people that came to this country and started fashion like
Ralph Lauren was Ralph Liftschitz. Calvin Klein,
Jewish. They came to this country, the people that came for this country who created Hollywood,
you know, Hollywood, you guys like movies, they were Eastern European refugees. They didn't
come from money. They lived in the Lower East Side. They lived in poverty. And that is a
fucking historical fact. The garment business, the garment industry,
the fashion industry in this country,
started by Jews.
They didn't have money.
The only thing they had, they were only in Europe,
they weren't allowed to be in banking and things.
They could be tailors and seamstresses,
so they came to this country with a skill set
which was they could sell.
Fashion, yep.
But think about what was created in Hollywood.
The improv was, second city was founded by the children of Russian and Eastern Europe
Jewish refugees.
So if you like Saturday Night Live, if you like Mad TV, if you like any sketch shows, if
you like stand-up comedy.
Your favorite comedy show.
Yes.
Your favorite comedy movie.
Yes.
Those were Jewish expressions.
Shut up, you shut up.
Shut up, you shut up.
Shut up, you shut up.
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Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up.
Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up. Shut up Your favorite comedy movie. Yes, those were, that was, those were Jewish expressions.
Yes, John Apatow.
So, I'm sorry that this tiny minority
is that fucking good at inventing shit
that all of us use.
But that's why they're so hated too, right?
Because everyone hates the women.
Do you use Google?
And that algorithm was created by Jews.
Do you use Facebook?
Created by a Jews.
I mean, so I'm sorry that they're that good.
If you have a problem with Jews, that's fine.
But go look at what they've invented,
like virtual reality.
Yeah, educate yourself before you hate them.
Because most like you're using the products
and you're benefiting off their products
and their entertainment.
Most of the shows you're watching was created by Jews.
The riders are probably Jewish.
All the things that you do on a daily basis
is probably influenced by the Jews.
Yes.
And so they were always the ones on the outside looking at.
During the civil rights movement,
that'd be one more study.
During the civil rights movement,
the people that marched for blacks in this country,
half the white volunteers, half of them were Jewish.
And why is that because they know what the road
it goes down the line?
When you're on the, you went, yes,
when you've always been on the forefront
of social change, people are gonna fucking hate you.
There's a lot to it.
There's a lot to it.
When Connie did that, now you know.
It's not a way to educate himself.
And well, yeah, yes, and no, I think he's always been like this.
You know, TMZ said, you know,
when he was talking about black people,
you know, they need to take ownership of slavery,
what are you saying about slavery?
Remember that?
You know they had to edit most of that out.
You know his real stance was he's a fan of Hitler.
Do you know this?
I just can't believe he would say that.
TMZ started by a Jew.
Yes. We can just keep going. Yeah, because you
guys remember the infamous interview and when he's like, you know, they need to figure
out. So, so that gentleman on the left, see the gentleman on the left, well, Van Lathen,
he left TMZ, but he was the main one to speak out and walk out the room when Kanye was saying
how, you know, uh, basically slavery was black people's fault and blah, blah, blah. So they, in that interview, TMZ was like, we had
to do Kanye a solid here. They had to edit it out because he said he was a fan of Hitler.
Now, that's according to this van guy, which I don't believe has any reason to lie. Now,
what's happening, too, is Adidas dropped them. Now, Adidas, they make the majority of the money off of the Yeezy brand.
Oh wow.
I do.
It's a huge hit to them.
But they're like, we can't, we can't engage in this.
So, Balenciaga dropped them, right?
Adidas dropped them.
They say he's no longer a billionaire anymore.
That's how much he's losing in assets right now.
He's no longer a billionaire.
Is he losing his mind because you can't see his kids?
Is that what's going on?
Is he trying to self-destruct here?
There's nothing to do with kids.
You think it has to say what's that?
It's not fair about that.
Is he trying to break contracts?
He's trying to get out of contracts he had?
No, no, because he's just royally fucking himself.
Like there's no way, because he's smart.
Smart, one thing he has to say about kind of,
he can't say he's stupid.
Smart.
So, you know, it's weird, you know,
we gotta be careful here, because when you go, oh, it's weird, you know, we gotta be careful
because when you go, oh, it's just a manic phase,
it's an, he's someone who's manic episodes.
Is there a method to this?
But then there's also like, but he's a genius.
All right, well, which one is he?
You pick, because you can't, when he has something bad,
it can't just be, oh, he's someone who's episodes,
then when he does something great, oh, he's a genius,
I don't think it's that.
I truly believe he has those ideologies and those ideas. Look, keep this in mind, too. Which's a genius. I don't think it's that. I truly believe he has those ideologies
and those ideas.
Well, keep this in mind, too.
Which is a problem.
Keep this in mind, too.
And there's a lot of, it is what it is.
It's not my belief and I don't,
I subscribe to say any fucking fast it.
I have some of my best friends are Jewish.
There's some black people in the spotlight
who also have the same beliefs when it comes to Jews
that black's with the first Jews and stuff like that.
So, there's Moses's second wife who's from Ethiopia.
But they're just, they're not loud about it.
But there's, again, I'm like bringing attention to it,
but there's some very high-profile people
that are black who believe the same things.
And it's in the lyrics.
I was about to say that a lot of people echo
his sentiment all over the world.
Don't kid yourself.
Kanye gets a lot of support for when he says stuff like that.
Well, Andrew Schultz and the Flagrin boys that shout to Andrew,
they talked about Kanye and Andrew went hard on him and stuff like that
and he's talking about the George Floyd stuff and blah blah blah.
And Andrew's like, I can't believe the comments.
Like there was a lot of support for Kanye and the content
because, you know, I friends who love Kanye.
Well, my God, I've ever worn my easies.
Yeah.
The white lives matter thing.
I was like, all right, I'm still gonna wear Yeezies.
That was weird.
And I do like Kendah Sohn's, but still,
I'm still gonna wear my eases.
The only thing that they anti-Jew thing,
I can't wear Yeezies.
So my best friends are Jewish too.
Yeah.
A lot of people that I have a response for
the success of my career and the decision-makings and contracts and getting
me certain things are Jewish and they're great people. Yeah. So when you do that,
I'm like, well, now I'm out, dude. Now it's just not helpful, man. It's just, it's just,
it's just no less. Well, when you, if you were to say this, if you were to say, I'm going to go
Defcon 3 on on whites on the on the Zionist movement in Israel or you were to say I'm going to go DEF CON3 on on white on the on the Zionist movement in
Israel or you were to say I'm going to go DEF CON3 on the is the Likud party in Israel. If you
were really specific and you're like the conservative hawks, I don't know. It'd be one thing because
you'd have doves that would come, you know, in Israel that would come to your defense. But when you say
I'm going to go DEF CON3 on Jewish people, the Jewish people, the entire group of people.
You know, Michael Rapp reports that something is going to be posted, a picture of Drake,
and say, how come this Jewish man has been so quiet?
Cause Drake's mother's Jewish.
Well, hold on.
Now what's interesting is in that same rant that Kanye had, that he got me in all this
trouble, he on the Dringham Bros podcast, I think, was a huge platform and hip-hop, huge show,
great show.
But Kanye goes, the best rapper to ever do its Drake.
Now Drake is Jewish.
Drake is half Jewish, right?
Yes, he is.
His religious Jewish.
He's Jewish.
Yeah.
So you see the greatest rapper in Jewish, right?
Right, right, right, raised Jewish.
But then you go on this deaf,
Ray's Jewish in Canada, I believe, right?
See from Canada.
Toronto, Toronto, yeah.
So Drake is not a, Drake's not a ghetto,
like he did, that's his culture is educated Jewish.
Drake grew up in entertainment.
He was on a TV show.
So, yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
So, but why has he been so quiet?
That's a weird place for him to be.
I don't know if you want to touch that water.
Like, like, he did, he came to the defense of Kanye
and Kanye just posted his text.
Like, you ever fucking come for me
about talking shit to P. Diddy?
And P. Diddy was like, I think what he's saying,
he gets misconstrued, like he was literally trying to defend him.
And then Kanye posted his text and was like, fuck you, don't bring my name up, you'll see what happens and P. Diddy's saying, he gets misconstrued. Like he was literally trying to defend him and then Connie poses text and was like,
fuck you, don't bring my name up,
you'll see what happens and he's like,
dude, I was on your side.
But it'd be tough to defend him.
It'd be like if a comic did this,
even if it was a good friend.
I'm not gonna add fuel to the fire,
but I'm not gonna defend it.
If you did something like that,
I can't be so,
I don't want any part of that.
A, you're wrong.
Yeah, and you need to apologize,
which he's not doing, right?
Right.
And then, you know, C, it's like,
I'm not going to throw more fire,
if you want the fire,
but I'm sure it's like not sick enough for you.
I'm probably going to do the drake and she's like,
he knows he's fine, I don't need to say anything.
What happens to Kanye here from now. He's back now Spotify did say they don't agree with anything
He says it's horrible, but gonna pull this music
But the rest of it like he had this big documentary coming out Jews producing that pulled that
Siri pulled that you know, you know
It's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's fine, right? Siri, pull that, you know, it's getting your dice here man.
Now, he's gonna be fine, right?
Money wise, he's fine, but it's ultimately,
the man did you fuck up, the man did you mess up?
What were you thinking?
And I'm a fan.
And I'm a fan.
He was thinking what a lot of people are.
And I'm a fan.
He was thinking what a lot of people in the world think,
that's the problem.
A lot of on-educated stupid people.
There's a lot of answers. And you have all the resources in the world. What you need problem. A lot of on-educated stupid people. There's a lot of ads now.
You have all the resources in the world.
What you need is a better team around you.
You have all the resources in the world.
I see kind of, you know this, from time to time.
I see them all the people around you
should be ashamed of themselves,
that they allowed you to be.
I don't think he's controllable, Bob.
I don't think you even know what the fuck
he's gonna do ever.
I don't think, I think the minute you tell him what to do,
you get fired.
I don't, the problem with power like that
is you surround yourself with people
who are looking for a paycheck
and they just know they're dealing with crazy
and they just yes you did that.
So they get the, but that's probably all,
yes man, like, that's what he does.
Well, I'd say, can you imagine,
I'd say, I'd say, listen, Joe Rogan's not as influenced,
he's not as big as, I don't know as much influence as Kanye West, Kanye West is real.
He's our Steve Jobs of rap, right?
He's our Steve Jobs of entertainment.
Rogan's definitely influential when it comes to comedy and podcasting,
but even Rogan has more money than God, but if Rogan posts some or something,
anything, you can call Rogan, but what are you doing?
I'm like, God, you're fucking right, dude. That was gonna say, I've had times where like Rogan posts some or something, anything, you can call Rogan, like what are you doing?
I'm like, God, you're fucking right, dude.
That was gonna be a thing.
I've had times where like Rogan's-
We all do that for each other.
Well, if I say you've done that,
and I've done it to you, you've done it to me more.
Sometimes Rogan did to me like when I was in this guy,
so I had a hand with the conspiracy with Dana and stuff like that.
Yeah, you've been choking around.
Joking around, they just got a hand, but-
Like you were trying to create a life.
But then when you put me against the wall,
like hold on, hold on here, dude.
I do nine shows of fucking week.
This is some for me to run with
and it gives me entertainment.
And I caveat it with, I don't believe all this,
but if I were going,
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
And then Dana picks it up and I do stuff.
And even bro, I was like, what are you doing, dude?
Why would you, and you're gonna make a bit about it?
I'm like, I need, like for me, it's fun. And I was like, you bro, I was like, what are you doing dude? Why would you, and you're gonna make a bit about it? I'm like, I need, for me it's fun.
I was like, you know, I still don't, just like Dana,
I funny goes, don't do that.
All right, you're right.
And then when he goes on show and goes,
oh, Bren needs a handler,
and my friends and family call me,
you're like, we're going to see you in the handler.
I called him, I text him.
He was, I try calling him, text him,
I was like, are you sure you need me to handler?
And then he wrote me this long thing,
like you're right, she said that, you know,
and he gave me his reason.
I went, I know, but you don't need,
and he was right, she said that.
And you're not helping my cause dude.
I'm already fighting a good fight here.
You're not helping me.
And you're like, you're right, won't do it again.
Let's go, I would never do that to you, ever do.
But that's what you do the same thing to,
what are you doing?
If I go on podcasting and being silly,
I get maybe out of line, like, I don't know,
I'll joke about that.
You'll call me, go check.
You'll call me, do I listen to that?
Whatever is breakfast club, whatever,
I'll listen to you on flagrant, what are you doing, dude?
They'll fuck you, I'm like, you're so right.
Yeah, look at this one, oh, you're right.
And then we never do it again.
That's what you have for that.
Kind of doesn't have that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When my point is, Rogan, Rogan's fucking massive.
Yeah, but he has no problem in meeting his wrong ever
and no problem adjusting his approach.
Well, the different self-destructive,
this is strange, self-destructive,
but also, you could, you could,
it's like being drunk and sanctioned.
But Kanye, you have such an influence.
Like if you came out, you're like, man,
I've been educated, like,
Kanye and Nick Cannon did the same thing.
And then he went on this tour and he went to some Jewish sites
and educated himself on the history.
He was like, oh, I fucked, you know what, I fucked up, man.
Why did he do this?
What was the impetus for Kanye going on bad on Jews?
I don't, you know, it's so long.
No, no, no, no, it's not a one day thing.
Oh, I don't like Jews.
This is, you know, going out for a long time,
because a lot of the people who run the music industry and all that.
So if you're looking for an enemy, remember, it's, it's, it's a numbers game.
Who controls, like, who, like, your agent now, I don't know what he is.
My agent's voice has been Jewish from one of my best friends taught film is Jewish.
He's one of the head of C.A.
All the people in C.A. are Jewish.
So let's say someone did me wrong
or I made a bad mistake
and it's my fault I'm not selling tickets now, right?
Well, who am I gonna point the gun,
who am I gonna point the smoking gun at?
C.A. which isn't right.
It's a me problem.
But if I wanna blame someone,
I'm gonna blame these agents.
One, the field of representative entertainment,
comics, actors, podcasters, YouTubers,
whose those agents majority are Jewish.
So you're gonna have resentment against them.
They're the enemy.
No, no, maybe one guy did you wrong.
That's not a Jewish thing.
That's that guy's thing.
I don't know, man. My brother is the biggest guy.
He will blow your mind how much he knows about Kanye.
Blow your mind.
I'm a Kanye.
I'm more of a Drake fan, but as far as influential,
influential, as far as a creator, but fashion too.
Like Drake fashion is awful.
His merch is terrible.
Think boy, run circles around him.
But Kanye destroys everybody.
And when he's done and changed the game and all this stuff,
like there's nobody been like Kanye, man.
Yeah.
You know, so it's such a shame.
And listen, I put up with a lot when it comes to these people
and you know, you never know in media is trying to shame stuff like that and I see that stuff a mile away.
But when it comes to you want to be anti-semitic?
I'm out to.
You're not going to see me wear Yeezies until you apologize.
But for kind of, if you just apologize, you're followed you go, oh, that's what a grown
man does.
That's what a good person does.
That's what he's not manic depressed.
If he's not having one of those episodes. Oh, he oh, he made a stake
I think it's I think it sounds like this this weird
Anti-self-destructive behavior. It's it's almost like a form of it's like it's like being on the
fringes of suicide like you're you're it's a form of suicide and you're a billionaire. What are you crying like your your it's a form of suicide and you're
building their what do you cry yeah it's a form of
a man is what what other point you have to prove you fucking made it to
something but your fan base went through all the mag of stuff yeah trump stuff
all this crazy shit right you still here this is the one man well this is
money i've been you say that this is also the thing that can get him.
Don't be surprised if he gets more followers.
That's what's crazy about it.
See, that's what you do.
When you're Jewish, when you're Jewish,
what you really know, what you really understand,
the conversations, the renovations.
No, the conversation is this.
I guarantee most Jews, if you showed,
if you said, hey, look, Kanye's following went up,
Jewish people would be like, that's the problem. I, hey, look, Kanye's following went up.
Jewish people would be like, that's the problem.
I, we know.
We know.
We know.
That's what's so dangerous about this.
You do that and you get more love.
You don't get more hate.
That's what's crazy, right?
You gotta realize, it's a very big world out there.
You know what else happened?
They pulled his torn to.
They pulled his, they pulled, he was supposed to,
I think it's mass square garden or somewhere in L.A.,
again, people that are organized out,
whether it's outback, whether it's live nation,
who runs those b.
You know, I work with live nation out back.
Jewish.
Well, they don't care, this is a money thing for them.
They'll get their money somewhere else.
Again, it's life and death.
Yes.
So they're like, oh, we won't, no, absolutely not.
All right.
Well, you know
That's it's such a shame and all you got to do is educate yourself know the history of Jews and you would have so much respect Kind because you think you came from nothing, but you think you came from the depths of hell to get to where you at
Educate yourself on the Jewish people what they went through
You what are you talking about dude? You have so much respect for them.
And if you went, you know how to educate myself?
I dude, man, I didn't know.
Oh my God, I had no idea.
And then if you apologize, then we can all move on.
Yeah.
Yes.
People burning Yeezy's on social media,
like, you know, you fucked up dude.
It's such a shame.
You're an interesting man.
What else you got, Chin?
I'm going around with Kanye, but it's well needed.
This is kind of difficult to watch,
but it's, I don't know if you've seen this video yet,
it's a police officer shooting a teenager in a car,
and he was just literally at a McDonald's
with his friend eating a hamburger.
I don't like this.
Oh, if he was driving off, but he's driving off.
He's okay though, right?
No, no, he died.
No, he's not dead by these still in critical condition.
I'm not accepting him, yeah.
Okay, he's not. He's got no got no mind yeah so when you watch this video it just it
makes no sense why this cop would shoot at him
get out of the car
That makes no sense. Zero sense.
I guess he was responding to a different call.
And then they're also saying that this officer thought that this was the car that got away
from him a day before
Okay, it makes zero sense why he would shoot him I
Guess he was just freaking out. I mean if a cop just open your door and you're eating a hamburger
He's got a gun. I don't know dude. He shot his whole clip in that kid. Yeah, what?
Well, I think I got fired yeah, yeah, he's but choose, but his buddy was in the car and he was in it.
It's a girl, it was a girlfriend.
Dude, you got, that cop is a dumb dumb.
Kids, he was like, big man.
Hey, dumb dumb.
And the kids in critical condition,
yeah, the last I heard he was in critical condition.
You're gonna open fire?
You know me, I always stick by cops,
where he's watched this, like, what the fuck are you thinking?
No, nobody's doing that.
Nobody's doing that.
I stand by cops too, but there are a lot of cops that see that
and be like, hey amateur you hey dumb dumb is that Julia Roberts
daughter no that's Julia Roberts no that's his daughter this right here that's
fake no that's that's Julia Roberts that's an ad yeah that's fake but so he was
but but here's the thing too with cops to do to do a fake cop sir that guy's
the point oh one percent that moron most of them would never do that. Yeah
Yeah, it just didn't make any sense why we do that stomach diaphragm lungs liver bicep Jesus and heart on loaded entire clip
Hey, fuck face near his heart
Jesus. What are you doing dude? What else you got Jen? Yeah, that was pretty crazy. God. That's off
Let's lighten the mood here Fuck you think I have the big winner. Yeah, that's awesome. Let's lighten the mood here.
Fuck you.
Think I was the big winner.
Yeah, that's cool.
What's this?
The biggest winner in the world.
He has the world's largest penis,
and it's still growing according to him.
Now, this is my only caveat here.
It says it's eight inches thick, hard.
I think it's their conference.
Yeah, so 13.5 inches long, which is freaking insane.
He's not terribly attractive.
Well, no, when God was gonna out weeners, you know what?
You're getting all the weeners,
because you went face and body,
we're gonna have to look at that.
We're gonna have to knock you on that.
Yeah.
Look at that, big kick.
Is it fake?
No, no, no, no.
So Mark had to go to get this passport.
Mark had to shoot a movie with this guy
and say if he's like, basically on the spectrum.
Okay.
Which giant weeners.
All right, well, you know, I tell you,
who's got him now
I don't want to match him not us look at the game
No, no 13.5 inches. No, no, he's little he's world record holder. Yeah, it's now
I would assume that that big winner no cool eyes. I assume that big winner goes in
I don't want draw the conclusion. I see that assume that weiner goes in men's butts, right? I don't know to draw the conclusion. I'd say that a soon that winner goes in men's butts, right?
I don't know.
Is he straighter gay?
Oh, he's in the pictures.
I mean, tell me.
He said that he had sex with certain porn stars
because they're just so intrigued
by how big his dick is and even celebrities say.
I feel like I've seen some black guys on the important hub
with bigger dick.
Well, go to the game.
But this is like, the game's got,
the game's got a,
the game's going down.
That was just a joke.
Yeah, I understand, but go to the game for a second.
Okay.
The game's got a, did, did, did, did, did, did, did.
Oh yeah, when you through that hashtag,
Happy Monday Big Dick or whatever it was.
I mean, Halloween.
Game of some say, now,
now he definitely chopped that thing up,
but that's hard to decide.
Well, oh, now doing your wrong.
That thing he's he's he's dived up to.
I love the tats, but but the other guy's
nothing's chopped up.
That guy's like embarrassed of it.
What's up with him posting pictures of his tick?
Oh, no, it's self.
No, it was a he did as a joke.
It was a happy Monday.
Get your coffee hashtag big day.
Cast a dick pick. You know, it's hilarious. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, hey, happy Monday, get your coffee, hashtag big day, hashtag, dig big.
You know, it's hilarious.
It's great.
Yeah, he had a heater on him, man.
He's got a heater.
Nothing's, you know, the loop.
Look, look at that picture down there, that fucking,
that come on.
Which one?
Go back to that, look at the where we're in the white,
we're in the white shorts right there,
holding on to it, up there.
The white shorts hold on.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, up, stay up. It's, I see it. Yeah, up stay up
I'll just yeah, I think you like like that's yeah, pretty impressive that looks Photoshop, but it ain't
This one it's going upwards, but this one is going downwards. I don't know what's going on. Well, do you understand this dick is chopped up He put hashtag time to break the internet again. Hashtag. What's he doing for you? Hashtag? He don't take care of your kids
Hashtag. He lick it from the front to the back.
As he slid under that pussy like a mechanic
and turned it up with his tongue.
Hashtag, and he bet not safe Valentine's Day is both of us.
Hashtag, it's for women.
Hashtag, now handle your business before I do
has actually deserves a five thousand dollar purse has actually do
their fires every day. We try to fuck all the girls hashtag what she has
for you. Hasack so maker look like she got the same styles.
Yeah, the so many has a ear push
but actually she is the last stop. Wait, ear push. She like that. Jesus is the last supper. Like a black guy, don't it? Wait, he's like, she made Jesus the last supper.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
There's another guy.
I guess there's like a documentary or something
that's coming out with that guy and another guy.
Yeah, I missed that guy.
People with huge dicks.
So this guy, I just want to cliff notes on that.
What's going on with this guy?
He said he lost a job opportunity because they thought that,
during the interview, they thought he was getting a hard on.
But it was just he did.
Well, he was, and he's weird.
And now, now my, oh my God.
Now my, and that, it's funny, he's white and skinny,
which is layers.
Yeah, he's so skinny.
Oh, just, that's like,
those are usually the guys though.
Those are the guys in the porns with the big old bazookas.
Damn, Faturman sucked in that performance against Dr. Oz.
Oh, did you see it?
No. I don't know how you can vote for him now is he better in dr. R. is probably but the thing is he had that stroke and when they were asking about
fracking and stuff
And he had one of his you know issues
Oh, dude, you're like well, we can't vote for this
Well, you just like you get to see the guy
Well, you just like you could see like
You just he's trying to figure out he's like yes to fracking and you're like what this is crazy
Yeah, okay, I don't even know
But I mean the way she controls it is insane. So I'll just play this for it's going on here So this is her residency. I think she's a robot. Yeah, I would go to this. I'm a huge carry kitty pay for it
I think she's hottest. Oh, definitely. I'm not a huge fan a huge kitty pay for I think she's hottest. Oh, she's definitely I'm not a huge fan of her music
She I think she's so hot. Oh, you don't like
Firework yeah firework hear me roar come on dude her octopella do she can sing but I don't care
She's so let me see her become a robot. That's unbelievable tit. Look at her eyes
Oh, keep what keep watching the why does she keep hitting like a button on the side? I know
Whoa, it's so crazy. Oh, maybe because is it is it being held up?
Is it being held up? It looks like know, it's from my band. Is it being held up? It looks like, can she keep going like this?
My wife told me it's because her eyelashes were too heavy.
Like there was some kind of a ghost.
Oh no, that's stupid.
No, well you, so only one side of it.
Like there's a clue thing or something, I don't know.
But then why is she going like,
she's sitting like a button going,
she's like, this she's like,
she's going like this, but she's going,
maybe there's a muscle spasm? That's what I think, but, my, she was like, this is what she's doing. Maybe there was a muscle spasm?
That's what I think is a, or, or,
I think you're, I think you're,
I think you're, I think you're,
I think you're, I think you're,
I think your eyelashes can be heavy.
So your eyelashes, you can have too much glue,
and if your muscles aren't used to it,
your muscles don't, they're, they're,
they're, they don't, they don't, they don't communicate.
So you're using the same amount of muscle here,
but you stop using it here, and all of a sudden you get weighed down
You're like huh my only my only caveat with that should pull it off and pop up. She was pressing a button
She's pressing a button. She's robot cop going like this. She might be a robot
It does look like she's a robot Katie Perry might not be real. She might be a sigh. I'll buy one
So I'll buy one I would say oh boy. I would too. She's I think she's
Bring her up. Let me see some pictures of her. It's in something. Yeah, she's cool. She's so pretty in American
I don't you go wait a minute. Is that photo shot? Yeah, I like your chair. I do. I do. I love her short hair and Orlando Bloom
You know he's light and the pants he I've met him. He's he's like he's like a fluent. He, I've met him. He's lighting the ass. He's like, I flew on a plane, I say.
I look like him, compared to you.
Yes.
And she's a nice guy, but she's,
this is so hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's a lot bigger than Orlando Bloom.
He is too light and he asks for that.
Don't get your hair like that.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Not the best.
That's all right. Hold on, just hold that for a second. I gotta get over hair like that. I'll write that is her. Hold on. That's her. Alright, not the best.
Alright.
Hold on, just hold that for a second.
I gotta get over my Katy Perry.
This is where celebrities look real normal.
They're just like us.
They are.
You're looking at me and you go, okay.
But when she's glammed up, oof.
Well, it's very interesting.
You back of that, I gotta just take that in for a second.
That's the most unflattering bathing suit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
But now, to be fair, she could have just had the baby so she has a little extra tummy there so she's wearing the high.
That's fair.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Okay, what else?
That's not...
She still got the rocket back.
She still got the rockets up top though.
Some people look bad and can't stop, won't stop.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Is some of this Photoshop, Bubba?
No, don't ruin this.
Jen move on. I'm asking the question. All Iba. No, don't ruin this. Jim move on. That's gonna question.
All I'm doing is another one.
There you go.
I'm not mad at that one.
No, that's cool.
I'm not mad at that.
What's that mom said?
I'm not mad at that one.
The one D.
This is just a group of guys that live at a house.
They're cataloging a converter for one of their trucks
who's getting stolen and they just shot these guys
with the paintball.
That's really good.
Oh, yeah.
We have video lighting them up.
Mm-hmm. So they have a Ford excursion. Don't drive that though, right? Here you get four miles of gallon. with the paintball. That's okay. We have video lighting them up.
So they have a Ford excursion.
Don't drive that though, right?
You get four miles of gallon.
And these two guys, they have something called it.
They get their good at it.
They do it quick, yeah.
So they're going out right now.
I'm fast forward.
I mean, it's just the middle of the damn day, too.
I'm on a busy street, too.
For people listening, busy street, normal suburb,
and they just start shooting them.
Yep.
And they probably think it's gone.
Yep.
They got the converter though.
Oh, they still got it.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, wow.
Now the,
now one guy with the bald heads too old to have a roommate,
right?
Yeah, that's the,
that's exactly what I was thinking to like.
They're fucking ass-free, guys. Yeah, why would exactly what I was thinking to like. We eat there fucking ass food.
Yeah, why would you slow down?
That was kind of sucky.
I'd go mess up their car.
Enjoy that kind of like murder when you get a sell it
to pay for your back window.
And so like, they sell for like a few hundred volts.
Cool, it's brining three years.
But this is kind of crazy.
So this guy was considered the world's dirtiest man.
He never wanted to take a shower
and never wanted to take a bath because he thought he was gonna get sick so villagers eventually
convinced him to take a bath and then he died shortly after.
Don't let my son see this.
He's 94 or 2 so.
No you know but still it's not what he meant.
He's just time to die.
Boy I bet you he smelled like pure asshole.
94 and he never took a bath.
Nope and he was still alive.
I don't even know if he was 94, it's probably 30.
It's just hard living.
Yeah, maybe in 34.
Oh, there he is.
Well, his pillow is a rock, right?
So, it's not like he had the best.
He had the best rock.
Yeah, man.
Emotional set's bad.
All right, all right.
He's drinking out of a carburetor.
He's drinking out of a carburetor right there.
So, it's not like he's getting the best nutrition.
That's true.
But 94, doing the damn thing.
Was doing the damn thing. was doing the damn thing.
Was, and then the was, took a bath, killed him.
Might've been shocked if I went to shock from the clean.
This one, it's not this old, but I still find this fascinating
that Byron Allen is this rich,
because I would just see him late night TV,
we would have comics, he would have comics together.
He was a producer, he owned a lot.
But he's also stand up, right?
Yeah, but he owns the, he would have comics together. He was a producer. He owned a lot of money. But he's also a standup, right?
Yeah, but you know, even more of a...
He hopes that we're showing the WG and...
Super nice guy.
I've actually met him.
Damn, but I saw he bought a hundred million dollar mansion.
It's the biggest home sale ever.
You know which way you have to put down your...
Okay, $200 million.
At least.
To $100 million?
That's insane.
Why would you buy a house that much?
You know, I'm sorry. Is that over much? You know, it's probably good investment.
Is that overpaying?
No, that's probably good investment.
Malba, especially with beachfront and the big property.
Yeah.
It's only going up.
Yeah.
I mean, now there's all about seven people
who work to buy.
That's a castle.
I mean, kind of, if it's friends on the land,
it's all about the land and the Malba.
Can I see more pictures of that?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, see how big that yard is?
I know, and see the front yard.
Okay, well that's lit.
But it's also $100 million.
I mean, it's $100 million.
It seems a little bit...
Oh, see, but your backyard's the ocean, right?
And then you got all that land.
That's why it's so much.
Because in Malibu, the land is so...
Can I get that for 20 mil?
If you go up the street, go two blocks that way, 20 mil.
But now you want beachfront daddy?
Man, 80 mil extra.
And so that's a lot of.
Like a hundred million, how much would that cost?
Well, you got a hundred million dollars.
Oh, got it.
Okay.
My place is ridiculous.
I know, but I've seen houses for $5 million.
Oh, me too, yeah.
You know what I'm saying saying but it's location daddy
I understand the property I get it like the full tennis court and on the beach
Well, you know all the one's corny cocks houses like that, but it's not a hundred
Well, I mean that place is nuts as far as I'm just what else you got you
Wow, I bet I get every we could be I could be it. I don't know man
Oh, let me just end this one more.
So this is a OnlyFans girl.
And her thing is like, she believes it's good to have sex
on the first date, so all the awkward stuff
goes away right away.
I like her.
Yeah, I watch her.
I watch her.
Oh, there she is.
Only fans model.
Hey, I just need to zoom in.
Can you see that?
Can I see the video though?
Because she said I have sex.
But it's just a show you in baggy then.
Let's see what's underneath. It's just a show you in baggy then see what's underneath.
Yes, just a little video. Yeah, and then she says, well, there you go.
Looks like she's not her million dollar man. Yeah, yeah, and that's okay. And she reportedly makes
$250,000 a month. Sure, yeah, I probably have 50 of that. Yeah. Yeah. She's there is your Instagram
or one of her Instagrams. Well, she's right there. She's professional. As are the other girls.
And I bet you're gonna learn to tell me. Now, is that a more insane of them? Yeah. Is that a porn set?
No, it looks like a podcast that they did. Yeah. She does. Yeah. Can I, may I go back to that picture again?
Uh-huh. Of the, yeah. Now, keep going. that picture again? Of the, yeah, now keep going.
I like the one on the far left actually.
I don't know why I was just going to say
who would like the one on the far left and there you are.
I just think she's just better in the middle,
better in the environment,
better than the girl who sleeps in the casual prison.
Oh, I don't know.
She just looks like she's ready to rock and roll.
That's a good tattoo.
And I know she's a virgin, but still, like, I, you know.
Yeah, she's, you know. Yeah, I'm not mad at her. These are know she's a virgin, but still. Like, I, you know. Yeah, she's.
No, yeah, I'm not mad at her.
These are better pictures.
All right, fair point.
That it's it.
They're all good.
All right, well, I also sleep with dudes on the first night.
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