The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 841: Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen only speak FACTS

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

*Quick note* The video's will now be out early Tuesdays and Thursdays! The boys talk Elon Musk's interesting take on the recent controversy regarding Nancy Pelosi's husband and his attacker, a random young lady giving Bryan the business, Bryan training with Belal Muhammed for his Best Of series, why going the distance with Anderson Silva was the best possible outcome for Jake Paul, why the accusations of rigging are ridiculous, how Logan Paul would match up against Andrew Tate in a boxing match, how Jake Paul would match up against Le'Veon Bell, the evidence that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son, Zach Efron's new physique, and Brendan getting triggered by the climate change activists that ruined a bunch of rare Ferrari's to fight global warming. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again It's the fight on the kids

It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids This is really the fight in the kid. We're out.

Come on, buddy. Jerry, it's Jinz and a trench coat today. That is a stylish flashers. That's a stylish flashers. You look like a stylish, you look like a flashers who comes from family money and I appreciate that. I like it. I'm telling the Jin's single now, he's dressed a lot better these days. Who makes that jacket?

It's a place called Cause. I don't know if you guys are, I don't know about, but someone I know, she wants to be a stylist, so I said just have at it, and she gave me, I'm excited.

So daddy at 55 knows that girls are not, not a look in this much, but once in a while, he gets a little hungry. I press, and I'm talking my hunger, I was from a 30 year old, from a 28 year old, and my wife, my now wife, and I were hanging out, and there was a young lady who gave me business. In front of the wifey?

Well, she didn't know I was, my wife was talking other people. Oh. And, that is a free life was my wife was talking other people. Oh, and Daddy's a free and I was like talking to this woman and I was like, I'm getting business here My wife goes that girl was so into you. I was stupid. I go was she she goes, yeah Yeah, you see her face changed when I showed up and it felt good This young lady had one the old rings the. The kid still got it. The kid. Well, some angles. Yeah. And sometimes I'm wearing a certain color.

Yeah, it can be colored around eyes. It can be the sandals. Could be the conversation. Yeah, you never know. Could she be, she's not in the looks. Look, we don't know. Did you notice it before your wife said anything? I did.

Oh yeah. But here's the other thing. Daddy, I feel like daddy has, still has a little physical, I got some physical shig, I'm, Balalma got Muhammad or a boy Balalma, Muhammad. Yeah, that has nothing to do with her though, yeah. Well no, I was just gonna talk about my physical prowess.

That's not it though. I ran scared. It's about you, you know? I mean, Chris says there's something about you. I don't, yeah. You get older and that's the way it is. That's the way it is, buddy. You post-bited, Albright?

I'm sorry? Did you post about it at all? The fall? I did. I posted a little bit on my story, but I shot a best of with him where we ran stairs. I'll get a guy with you. The best guy.

And then I had a long conversation about what his training camp is like with Kabib. But here's what's interesting about the long. So he's number four now, rank number four. Mm-hmm, just be sure. I'm ready. Took me to his house, by the way. Yeah, outside Chicago.

Yes, we had a Palestinian meal. Mm-hmm. His dad, his mom, his brother, his brother's wife, it was fucking amazing. I mean, great, great family. He's such a good fucking dude. It's so dude. And he told me, like, he trained in that camp with Kabeebe. Yeah.

And Kabeebe spent a lot of money. A million dollars. Correct. To get much of ready. Correct. Yeah. And then there was food spreads, but Kabeebe was like, and Bala was like, what can I do to repay you

because you got the win, that's all I care about. Yep. But the kind of training they do. Not sauce. And Bala was like, tell me that, like, Kabeeb will be on top of you and talking, having a conversation with someone else. Oh, yeah, savage.

And it's like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's, that's just training camp. That's just training. I'm curious what they're gonna do with blah. Well, here's, here's what's interesting about blah. He's definitely earned a legit title show. So what, what, what, what, what I thought was interesting is you've got to remember his Palestinian.

The Palestinians, that he's their guy right now. There's not, the Palestinians don't have a lot of people I thought it was interesting as you've got to remember his Palestinian. The Palestinians, he's their guy right now. The Palestinians don't have a lot of people to look to who are on the stage, on the world stage. So when he's in the Arab world, let me tell you, when he goes to Abu Dhabi, I mean massive. But when we're running stairs, there were Egyptians and Palestinians, people there who were there and would grab him and kiss him and start speaking to him in Arabic and then calling their friends on the phone. Because he's such a...

But he can handle it. He can handle it. I tell you to say something about him who he's fighting next. Well, I don't know that he knows yet. What do you think? I mean, Darius, if they want to kill us, you know, we're in the process. They've given him nothing but killers. Well, I know, you look at his resume,

especially his last few wins, he's fighting the who's who. Can I, can I, let me ask you this? I don't know what you do with him, because you got the, so Chandler and Port-A, so you got five and two fighting next Saturday, you've seen 281 in New York, Nebraska, we're guarded. Justing Gates is out with the nose,

and he's fighting for Zeeve. So then you got Darius sitting there, but Darius wants Charles Olivera. So you could do, by the way, he fights at 70, so we're talking right now, you're talking 55. Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus. Yeah, and I keep doing that too.

I keep doing that too, because Kabeeb wants him to go down to 55, but it's like, that's a motherfucker I'm cut from. No, I was literally gonna talk about Darius, that's my bet. So Darius is gonna get Olivera, that's a motherfucker on the cut for no. I was literally good time out, dear you, so that's my bet. So, dear is gonna get all of it, that's what they should do. With Muhammad, the ish, so you get Leon Edwards, and you got Usman fighting,

you got Colby Compton, Hamzat fighting. There's nothing really for him. Yeah. There's nothing there. Maybe you're just sitting the cut for a little bit. You're sitting for a hot second, because Leon and Camaro's fighting in England that year, right? That's next year and then you got Kobe, Hamza and even announced So what do you do if you're that guy? Maybe sit maybe sit tight keep wrestling with those Dagestanis

He's got a high fight IQ. So it looks like to me like he picks up on shit right away It might I wouldn't go back to that. And let go back. I wouldn't be that was who's comes out fighting. He's fighting Colby. Yes. So homesteads, but Colby's book he'll take. He'll take a winner of that.

Winner that's the entitled shot. No doubt. They don't make sense. So he'd probably fight the loser of Camarral Leon or loser of Colby. It's a stack. That's it. How about Gilbert Burns? That's a stacked way class.

It's not though. It's not because after four, you know, what do you do? After five, yeah. Well no, because Gilbert had his run, right? Yeah. But he's tough. But for Muhammad, it's like, all right, well, Gilbert, Neil, there, one of Boy Thompson's fighting.

Sean Brady just lost. Vicente Lugie's law, you know, there's not a ton form there unless in which I don't think Hore would do it. If they do like a big name, like a Hore Mazadal, just for a big name. Otherwise, he's waiting till third quarter next year. That's because you can fight the loser,

it's not fine though for this. Why? Why, because of Rhinx? Rhinx come too. Yeah. And also Rhinx, you won't be active, but I don't know what he does. Yeah, because you're only gonna fight the loser find them for the sucks why because of rick rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin rin He's always compared Muhammad and Darius, they're similar, both four, both on these streets. They both fought everybody. They both deserve a taut of shot.

But Darius, I can see him with a much clearer path that taut of shot, post to Muhammad, just because it's all tied up. I do think that if you were to see Balal Muhammad stand next to, Khamzat, well, he's not a big 70 pounder. We would pick legs and ask him. Oh, he's not a big 70 pounder. We pick legs and ask. I thought you were going to say,

Homsaat and uh, uh, uh, Homsaat are the same. No, Homsaat's way bigger. Yeah. Yeah. Way bigger. And that's what I'm saying. Ballal's got a tailpiece on him though. I looked at him and I was like, you got an ass on you. You got an ass. He's got some thick legs. You know, he's a, he's a dense dude. Yep. Did he talk about, uh, his his parents and with the protest going on

and his dad on the cell phones and they got raided and all this stuff? So the BLM, so his father, you know, built the Spence's life building this business, which is cell phone business. And it was like a boost mobile type of thing where you go up and you buy a minute. And there was another part to the store as well,

which was, I think a dry cleaners or something, anyway. So that's their income. You're talking about Palestinian refugee. And that life is not easy. Oh, and by the way, And from nothing, by the way, please understand, he grew up in the South side of Chicago, playing basketball, okay.

It's all, it's like he was a Palestinian guy, everybody else is black. So he came up pretty hard, and it was always dangerous, that they got robbed at gunpoint. He had a shotgun put to his chest, all that shit, okay? But either way, then the BLM march has come along and they burned his fucking store to the ground.

So, oh, but I thought they were, what? I thought there was a piece of gold. Oh, no, no, it's mostly peaceful. Mostly peaceful. Unless you own a business. Yeah, so then you spend all your time, 15 years of my dad's support our family with this shop and they fucking destroyed it. So you can imagine.

Oh, that's the problem with looting. It's indiscriminate and it sucks. But either way, he's a fucking dude who just, you know, he's such a good guy. And that's why part of how he deals with all the pressure of being the face of the Palestinians the face of you know And there's this there's this a lot of like Muslim people are coming up in the UFC and winning and they're all kind of training together. Yeah, that's a lot of pressure though So so but if I was a currently if see if I'd convert to Muslim right now I was got to say I said you're gonna have a lot of Americans convert to Islam. Let's your John Jones. Yeah, Americans with like chin strap beers.

Yeah, and let's your John Jones. I'm all you should convert to Muslim. And jump into that camp. Well, so, so, so. Muslims are coming. That, that's why he goes, he goes to Mosque, man. They would all pray together. So with Kabbebe, he said that the bond that they had,

where they'd all sit there and they would all pray at the same time, that's some discipline, that's some discipline. We tough to beat. Well, you're fine for us. That's me tough to beat. And they're all very good. Well, that's some discipline. We tough to beat. Well, you're fine for hours. That's me tough to beat, and they're all very good. Well, that could be, what would he always do? He'd point to himself and go, not me,

and he'd point to the sky. Yeah, always, always, yeah. A la training, that motherfucker said, Kabir said, if you want this, if you want it, you train. And you can train three days, three times a day, pray, eat, sleep, train. Depends up to you. Depends up to you.

It's very simple. Yeah, I know he said that, but. No, he did. He said that. That's what he said on. There's actually a video of him saying that, but also that's what he says. You're saying when, oh yeah, but he's saying,

I'm saying, could be. Yeah, could be said this to Mark Chav, Mark Chav before he's being chained. We got, he's made of that. Mark Chav hates the interviews on that. And Kabeeb goes, buddy, you can lose. You see he just lose, it just all goes away. And he's like, he's being nice, he goes,

it's very simple. Just lose. And he's like, this all goes away. And he wasn't being like hostile. He's just like, hey. Did you hear, I mean, you hear Islam, Mark Chab go to Daniel Cormay, it's nice. I mean, you hear our Islam macho go to Daniel Cormias, it's nice. I mean, what I'm gonna do is black belts, then no good day.

Come on brother, you know. I'm bar, you know. Because the role, the Role, the Granby Role, is not what I'm gonna do with this. It's a pet-tip. It's a just a guy, there's another way you do it. And then he's like, I want some Olympic level guys I think well Jordan Burrows, yeah bring him Yeah bring him He's a marketer, he's on

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Your head is not hit the ground yet from boredom. All right. Now, dude, were you able to UN stage in the Jake Paul fight? The Jake Paul amazement? No, sir, I came off. In fact, I'll be honest with you. I cut my set a a little short I had to run it. So I missed the first round. I saw that person. I am a bad person but I had to see that. Dude I did the combat fight command with Jesse

on fire who you got to meet you'll love him. Yeah was he a fighter? He looks good. He's just like MMA head. He said you did kickboxing too. That's a good tough one. He had not fighter though right? So I hate when people that You say you did kickboxing too? That's a good idea. It's like a tough one. Yeah, not fighter though, right? So I hate when people that, no, he took three kickboxing classes, right? Right. So not a fighter, but very educated on fighting does roll some, right? So that's cool. But he's, you know, he has his fucking masters degree in MMA.

Like he's a great personality on thing that's I met him. I like this content. I was like, he's stewed, companions that get, let's do it. Then we had Frank Mayor who was great, came with his wife, and then the great Sam Tripoli. The great Sam Tripoli. Who got the episode demonetized, but I absolutely love him. And I apologize to him, let him give him demonetized.

So Sam did his thing, but before we were doing it, and I'm not too my own horn, I get a bunch of stuff wrong. But I kind of went high, thought it was gonna go. I thought he was gonna kind of struggle early. He's gonna struggle early because of the technical advantage that Anderson has and the pressure, and he's not used to that. And he'd struggle a little,

or at least what you wouldn't answer is going forward, but he's still hanging in there. And then when he again, against the ropes is trouble for him. And then I said, so he would struggle early on. And then eventually, being the quicker, more powerful fighter,

Jake's gonna land, and I thought he was gonna knock him out after the six. I said knock out, and then still one of the fighters, 10-8 round. But he did this thing. Well, I think what I got was, first of all, you wanna talk about improvement,

two and a half years of boxing and you're that good. That's what I'm saying, shock. Okay, that's in the ground. The biggest thing should be, I mean, if you're fighting whoever's next, Nate, he did not throw a punch. It wasn't a hit and then that boxing. He didn't have a throw a punch.

Watch him, you know that video of him hitting myths when he've had his first fight, you ever seen that? Yeah, but the point is, is like, if you're answering silver, let's say he fights and he deals next and we can talk about that. But with Anson Silva, his team, I'm sure studying film on Jake,

the disadvantage you have, whoever's fighting, whether it's Nate Nex, you're not fighting that guy. He's so young in the sport and trains his ass off and it's Kudos to his coaches. You're fighting completely different guy. Because it's his in the sport and trains us off and scootos, those coaches, you're finding completely different guy. Because it's his infancy of his career. You're getting ready for this guy, but now he's made the adjustments. He's this guy. Now you're like, well, we need to train for this shit. Here's the thing. He's also like, I think he's a legit

athlete. I mean, I think he's very athletic. For sure. And I think that he hits fucking hard he's he's it's so so he kind of puts his head down and just but who just he can also take a shot that's what that's what we learned i this is best case and effort jake because if you went in there and start jansson let's say in ten seconds well the entire narrative today monday morning howling morning is afston's old what is jake, pick on these old girls? Anderson?

Right. But Anderson beating him some rounds, put him in a compromised position. Absolutely. And then Jake having to fight, and we actually, the Chos, the Chos. The Chos. And then when rounds were close and he's getting rocked,

and then also, you know, my question is cardio, like we saw, he had the power and they thrown. He had the Chos. All the answers were checked. This is the best case in ever for Jake. Did what happened? Best, I mean, if you go to knock down, they said, I'd been fun, but the way it went

is almost perfect for Jake. Knocked down. Knocked Anderson's silver down, man. That's a big deal. Tough to do. And, and, so do you think, so next, I would assume it's gonna be Nate Diaz and this is my problem with that This is me and Frank this is Frank mayor. I mean Frank no a thing or two about fighting. Yeah

Before this fight I was always on the the mountain of Jake you don't want Nate Diaz the pressure the volume he brings it's not gonna be good After watching that I looked at Frank because Frank was shot Was like oh my he was not rooting for Jake. He's wife sure It was it because there you have to see to the day they died. They won't ask to win after I finally Frank's face I knew where was that and I go real quick and there's as they're reading off the news you went I owe Nate versus Jake who he got and Frank is Jake in every way Jake and he goes matter of fact

I didn't say comments gonnaments can have some issues. After watching that, he was like, Nate's gonna have some issues. He goes, I don't think Nate's gonna be favorite in that fight. I was like, I think it's gonna be some problems. Well, you gotta understand something. I mean, a lot of this is physics. You're talking about, he's a big guy.

Jake is probably 200 pounds walking around, okay? And he's also a strong 200 pounds and that is and when he hits you It's really and he's explosive and he's 25 years old ladies and gentlemen So now now you're talking about Nate Diaz Nate Diaz is a volume puncher, but Nate Diaz doesn't have a lot of leg and ass. He's older He's not in a hard country. He's very he's not cured punchers,. But yeah, so I think someone like someone who says, big as Jake can bowl, hit, rush his way in there, take whatever shots Nate gets, gives him,

you're talking about boxing now, we're not talking about him, man. So you can take those shots, you really can't. From Nate. You can take those shots Nate, and then what happens is, what are you gonna do when Jake puts his head down and starts throwing with everything he's got, what she's gonna do. You're gonna, in eight rounds,

you're gonna, there's gonna be an opening. Now, here's who I wanna see him by. But before you say that, look back to Nate, let me ask you this. If you have to tell me this, be who has better movement, who's more fluid with headwork? Amson Silva or Nate Diaz? Anderson 100% Silva.

Correct. Now he land on Silva. Here's the thing too. Yes, he did. So for Nate, for eight rounds. Got it. I know. I can't believe we were talking like this.

I know. But that's Kudos to Jake. But I don't, I see, again, I love Nate, so I want the money for him, but I don't want him Nate get hurt. Because I don't think Nate has any proof. Nate is a guy we all want to see, but I am not as hungry to see this fight anymore with Nate. Oh because I don't think Nate has anything to prove. Nate is a guy we all want to see, but I am not as hungry to see this fight anymore with Nate.

Oh, I am. I actually want to see, I want to see now, I have mixed emotions. I'll tell you why I want to see. So here's the, how I feel about Jake. I don't want Jake to, I think it's unfair for everybody to go, now let's see him fight, kinetic love, you know, or something like that.

It's so stupid. I don't want to see that. There's a balancing act here. He's so entertaining. He's doing the impossible. But I don't want to see the guy get hurt. And I don't want to see the guy fight somebody who's, he's not quite ready for. But also why would he do that?

So let's, let's say Jake's your son, B. And Jake comes up and goes, hey, dad, me a lot of shit online, dude, for fighting these older legends. Should I fight a canelo and you can go, absolutely, well, you'd go, um, okay, just financially, how much you make in fighting the woodlies and the askins and the Anderson's and you go, you know, I'll probably make 20 million off the last fight. Okay. Now, if you've had a real boxer, let's say it's not canal, let's just say you

fight a boxer who's 10 to know who don't have anywhere in there, the draw power. And put some more dangerous fight. How much you make? It's just gonna be predicated off my paper, you guys. Maybe three million, four million go. Why would you do that? So this is exactly the internet? This is exactly what I'm saying.

I would have to have a conversation with Nate and say, I mean, with Jake and say, hey, hey, look, man, you're so exciting to watch. And you're fighting these guys and we're all interested. How serious are you about being an actual boxer that takes this all the way through your thirties? Is that worth the head trauma? Is it worth actually getting in with guys who,

where that's the only thing they have? He said it's not. He's not right. Because he's smart. Yeah. Because he's fucking smart. He makes too money to go down that road. It's like, oh, it's like, Jake, if you really want to do this,

you're telling me to go to the regional circuit, you just start coming up. Let me ask you a question. How would you feel about him fighting? Don't, don't give me a stupid name. Roy Jones Jr. Um, it's kind of intriguing. It's not there because now listen, don't listen the noise on the internet, right? Because you don't want to, they're stupid. Don't listen to that noise. It's not real. But if you want to toss gasoline on that, fight a 55-year-old boy, Jones, who's his last

fight got an absolutely annihilated in Russia, don't do that. It's too much. Hey, hey, 46. Past 46, dude, we're gonna have to, I'm with you, keeping people making money. We gotta draw the line somewhere. 53, yeah, but old. I mean, come on, dude.

It's just different. We've checked that box, okay. I don't see him fight Mike Tyson, I don't see any of that. I got you. The next step is Nate Diaz, the Connor. Keep beating up the UFC guys that are more famous than any boxer that they can give you.

Oh, so yeah. Nobody's gonna do it in him being a winner. How would your eye hold on? I've done against Jake. It's a, I'm putting you on the spot here. The URL that, Larry Van Beel, you got knocked out. You're just being honest. I know, and I like your eyehole and you know that it's just the, the, the, the, the, your eyehole that I saw fight Levy on Bell.

I learned more about Levy on Bell, right? And with your eyehole, he retired from UFC. I think this was a money play and he's trying to find himself. He's talked about, you know, depression, you know, kill himself stuff. I guess a little lost. I don't know. So a little lost, I think, you know, so the Levy on Bell give him something to do. And you know, it's not like he's shown out there. And I was four rounds against Levy on Bell. What do you think Jake

would do against Levy on Bell? He'd be both of them up. It's just what it is. Well, but what could so but with that taking with that sad Dawson is in Jake Scorn. He's got really good box Yeah, my fingers would that satisfy the masses out there if he fought a Uriah It's not that old. I don't so it's like for Jake the juice has to be worked this quick Here's what I think Jake. Here's what I want to see. Here's what we all want to see We want to see Jake fight somebody his age or a little like in their 30s who's still got a lot of like a But my here my name somebody B go now right now but in this I deal with this all the time people tell I

want to see him fight insert current you have a homer's out into Colby insert any could you hold on insert any UFC fighter it does not work that way they're under contract it's not even up for fucking debate. Leave, get out of here. Yeah. I mean, the only guy, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you too. I'm gonna say this too. Like if all, if somehow you made the Conor McGregor thing work with him, I think Conor's too small for him. I do. I mean, not right. Everything kind of right now. Yeah, I've seen him. You should when that guy asked me and he goes, I'm 265. Connor's huge right now. I'm with you. Well, let's say they fought at, I don't know.

I don't know. What are they gonna fight at? Jake's fucking big dude. Connor is Connor's frame is still much smaller. And by the way, when he's that bulked my friend, that's not the con. That's slower, that's not the con. Connor's technique, now I will say,

we're both drinking the Jake, Paul Kool-Aid right now. I'm drunk. It's not that I'm drunk. No, the Jake Paul Kool-Aid right now. I'm drunk. It's not that I'm drunk, but I'm with you. But he'll be hard. He does, I'll be very clear though. Don't get it twisted. Yeah.

As far as striking goes, Conner's a much better striker. So is Anderson in MMA, the sport MMA, he's Jack right there. And still lean. But the thing is, Conner's the worst matchup for him. Now, I don't know if Connor beats him, but I'm out of Nate Diaz, Roy Jones, all these guys you keep listening, Uri Hall, Connor's the worst, we'll give him the most fritz.

Connor's tough as if I can hit. If he takes his sword, he's a master in his distance, and stuff like that, but again, size and issue there, but it's still, and again, I'm not saying he beats Connor. What I'm saying though, it's as tough as matchup. Don't get twisted how, we tend to forget how talented Connor is.

He's very talented. He tend to forget because he's doing this stuff. We also forget that Jake is naturally much bigger and can crowd-conner and start throwing, man. I'm sorry. But I'll tell take this right now. Again, I love all the ICFOT been asked in Woodley, here's in Silva.

Nobody's here. Nobody hits like Connor. Now I have to take issue for that. Can I take a look? I know what you're gonna say, size and all that. This is why, because Connor's a counter-strikeer. So when Jake comes in, the timing and speed of Connor is second to know. We've never seen somebody better at sports history as far as UFC fighting goes.

Doesn't happen. That's what made him so special. Aren't the guys he was fighting 145 pounds, really small people though. Connor? Nate was 170. Not to mention, as that's dead, not come out though to your point. That's a good argument. And he had a small gloves.

Nate was like, got back up and he was. All those gloves ain't shit though those talents gloves they don't really make it different. Yeah, it's more for protection. I mean I'm just saying but to your point yeah, gun to the head. It's like and I'm if there's one person I'll have more than Jake it's kind of my guy. I'm gonna tell you how that fight but I'm telling you I'm gonna take it serious. He's his toughest manager. I'll tell you how that fight is very elusive. Yes, but I'm gonna tell you how that's been in big box That fight would end up this way Connor would put like Connor be hard to hit He'd be given business early on you think and then what would happen is that that fucking big kid that big He's gonna land he land be hanging on you and you'd get tired and Connor's not known for his amazing cardio

Jake's not a hanger., he's not having the experience yet. Well, but he's just getting him, just moving, bowling you into the punches to the body, like you went up, yeah. Rip into the body, by the way. He was hitting, I'm some big body shots and Connor doesn't have that. He broke his nose.

Oh, dude. And you get started getting hit in the ribs or in your elbows like that with those body shots where he's just like, boom, boom. You tough to do, you tough. You mean tough to do against Connor? I don't know, not when you get him in the ribs or in your elbows like that with those body shots where he's just like, boom, boom. You tough to do in the corner. It's gonna be tough to do in the corner. I don't know, not when you get him in the corner. It's very rare Connor loses striking matches.

In the beginning. In the beginning, but if we have an eight round fight, there's enough time for him to land those shots. No, again, I'm, again, I'm not saying Connor's beat him. I'm just saying out of the options you're giving me, Connor's as tough as matchup, skill-wise timing, his distance, calling, calling Canelo out.

Can you explain that to me? Well, you gotta remember the world he comes from, that trolling job, like, you took a troll's too. That's what these kids do. And it's just to get you fired up. And because, think about it, you say, oh, this is fix, right? The narrative on the internet.

They don't know anything about fighting. What do you mean, fix? It's so stupid. What are you talking about? But I was saying this on the shop, I'll explain to Mark and Chan and Casey in there. But I think it gives credit to Jake when people say it's fix because what he's doing is so insane

that the only way you can handle it when your life is going, that's fake. That's exciting. I was thinking that too. You know when you see someone on the Instagram do something insane and you have to, it's 10 or mark like this is fake. It's like, but when we realize it's not fake,

like, oh, that gets a freak. Because what Jake is doing, it's never gonna happen again. It's so insane that we think it's fake. So this right here, right? This guy posted this, goes, you're telling me it's not rigged. So look at this.

So again, that's probably doctored. I'd go on the limb and say, that's fucking doctored. Of course he's doctored. But then remember, this confirmation bias. So I would be willing to bet that guy went through 30 takes to clearly got something that doesn't look like a punch, but then look at this one. I mean, very silver with a pinnacle. You tell me if this is fixed. Tell me if this is fixed, B. 30 takes to clearly got something that doesn't look like a punch, but then look at this one

You tell me if this is fixed. Tell me if this fix me. You tell me where it's fixed. So a punch there Man, let's say you hit them there. It's so dumb So with that thing clearly doctored, but again, chin shows that video that's 3 million views and it just came out So by tomorrow price six month the problem is most people probably didn't watch the fight They think that's real. Oh this guy pulled it from the showtime. It's not real. It's doctored, but it creates this this narrative that it's fit. There are a couple things to go on with. I like Jake and for that man, Matt or Sean O'Malley. When you do shit, when you beat the number one guy or when you are Jake Paul and you're a YouTuber and you're flashy, but you work that hard and you improve that much in two and a half years And you're still allowed

He played it and then you prove that your girl looks like that. Think about think about the balls it takes to get in with Anderson Silva think about the balls because all he knows how he did against to Julio Travis Jr Yeah, a real boxer a real badass former world champion. He knows Travis Jr. A real boxer, a real badass former world champion. He knows. So then he gets in there and does the impossible. And knocks him out. Shows he's got, he can take a punch, shows he can box, shows he can hit like a motherfucker. All that stuff. Shows his cardio. The only thing you can do is what he does is it's an I, we all have to let's way. You go, you go two things happen. You go, I'm lazy as fuck. I'm a lazy fuck. It's triggering. I'm not brave the way he is. And I gotta get off my ass.

But you do that and you maybe get motivated and go. It's inspiring. Some people go, I start writing that. That doesn't inspire me. But some people go, I gotta get off my ass. Other people go, oh, I'm gonna try and drag this guy down. So, to my unhappiness. It's not fair.

He's doing it. If you do that, you're just a good luck with that philosophy. That's the internet. That's the internet, bro. That's the internet, bro. He doesn't work, guys. I know you do that, you're just a good luck with that philosophy. That's the internet. Here's the problem. It's like that. He doesn't work, guys. I know you're, if you're anybody who's listening to his young, if you do that and you, and you, and you actually decide to try to take someone down like Jay Paul, it's a terrible, anyone for that matter. It's a terrible philosophy and practice for you. It will get you nothing but exactly zero. It's less than zero, I promise. You can also celebrate it, do you like that?

But also those guys that you hate on, I give my first year hate, those guys you hate on whether it's Drake, Shingyong Kelly, Shingyong Kelly made a shirt that says the internet isn't real. So, Shingyong Kelly gets so much hate, right? So, if you're just live, you're addicted to your cell phone, you're like, God, people hate Shingyong Kelly.

But if you open up your eyes and you look at how many downloads he has on Spotify, if you look at his arena. You have to see how much, I mean, take a seat. That's what I'm saying. Arena sold out tour or Drake for that matter. Whoever is, whoever it is. Whoever it is.

We're doing okay. Oh, or even me, oh, his economy's not sold out to shows and conquer, what do you want me to do? I heard about Caldwell. I heard Caldwell you had standing remote. you want me to do? I heard Gal do you have standing room home? Yeah, so it's like, but I heard they wanted to add another show, like a third show. Two shows.

Yeah, no, but I heard they wanted to add, I heard they were standing room home. Yeah, but so it's like, it also does it work, dude. Well, you guys, I just think you're too. I think that if you spend that much time hating just for anybody who's young in here,

like it, and I've done it. Look, I'm guilty of it. We're all guilty of it. The thing is, when I speak as a man at this age and I talk to young people who are doing things that aren't working, I'll just give you a quick example. I did everything that anybody's doing. I've been a hater.

It's very easy to love that. Never left a comment though, try to say a comment. No, no, I didn't, but in my heart, in my heart, I feel everything that those people feel. I'm like, I mean, it's very easy to love that. Never left a comment or tried to say a try. No, no, I didn't, but in my heart, I'm like in my heart, I feel everything that those people feel. I'm like, I fucking, you know, but. Why them? It doesn't help you. Like when I was in acting class and I used to sit back

and criticize, I had a teacher look at me and go, he was a famous, very good actor. Jeffrey Tambor. And he said, he looked at me and he said, you done criticizing up there, you're gonna put something on here because the same critic is gonna come back to you when you try.

So these people are actually trying and you're up there acting like you've figured out acting. Good luck, you know? And anytime you do anything like that, I was in therapy. I was in couples therapy. And I was like, I would come at him with this warrior energy. If somebody fucks with me, I'd say this stuff.

And he goes like this, he goes, boy, you're really comfortable with that warrior energy. I go, yeah man, that's how I am. I live my life. You know what he said to me? And this is a guy who wrestled at ASU. And he's a great, great therapist. What a fuck, huh?

Yeah, like what a fuck. What a fuck, man. I mean, a real man. A real man, but also had been practicing therapy for a while. Yeah, smart guy. And he gone through his own thing. You know what, this sounds so weird. And he goes, he goes, you know what,

the problem with that warrior stuff that you do, that threatening stuff, I go, what, he goes, doesn't work. No. I said, tough go, what? He goes, it doesn't work. No. And I said, tough guys, what? But it's stopping. He goes, whatever you're after, that doesn't work. And if you treat people like that and talk to people like that,

they just go, that's cool, they smile, but they log it away too. And so I think it's better to look at what do you want in your life and then what is going to work, but that shit doesn't work. No. And if you do the right thing You'll the world to open up you'll be around people that you admire yeah, yeah, yeah, like I love being inspired by people Mm-hmm. I like that. You're three inches. You like Jake does not so so but wait so dream fight for Jake Cuz I'm not as interested in in Nate. Well this out this out next yes, he's bigger

No for a variety of reasons, okay, that'd be easier. Okay, hold out, this out. Nate, he has. He's bigger. No. No, for a variety of reasons. Okay. That would be easier if I hold on. Let me think. Uh, give me a neck. I'll tell you how it's going to go. He's going to fight Nate next. Nate being at that fight's not.

He is going to fight. It's all predetermined. Yeah. He'll fight Nate next. I bet they announce in the next month or two here. They may be very interested. They'll be very interested. They'll be very interested.

They'll be very interested. They'll be very interested. So you get Nate. And then I think Jay, depending on what he wants to do, the canellus talk and whoever else, real boxing call, it's never gonna happen. I think he rides off in the sun, and Logan Paul talked about this on Fight Japan, where I'm sorry, a fruit truck diary, I think Logan Paul and Jake Paul,

there's his last fight. Oh, come on, yeah. Really? It's the biggest pain in the world. But Logan's not boxing, he's doing WWE. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, boxing's fine, KSI next. Oh, wow. But Logan's not boxing, he's doing WWE. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t like that. I'm like, oh, he's got his background. Undertate is a kickboxer, it's a little bit different, isn't it?

Compared to YouTuber though. Yeah, and he's not Jake. No, he's not Jake. He's not Jake. It's also a big kick. And it tastes pretty big. How big is Undertate? Undertate world champ, man.

I guess it's 6364. That's a big guy. 6363. That's a big fella, 198 pounds. That's a big, that's a cruiser weight. I mean, Logan's not, like heavyweight. Logan's not small. Kidding. No, no, no that's that's a big man who can put it on the similar size. Yeah, that's a that's a strong fella. But yeah, it's not as great a call out. Yeah, Logan's not small. He also walked around. I think six. Yeah, Logan's big boy.

Yeah, Logan's a big boy. So they could do it for Logan, I like that. But again, Logan and Jake are on two different paths. Yeah. And you think they fight. And then they run off into the sunset. Yep, that's what I think. I mean, he's ever been as tall as you are both. I mean, he's a little taller than you. He's six four.

He's up there. Am I wrong? He's definitely taller than six two. He's a hundred percent taller than two. He's a big kid. He's, I stood next to him. He's fucking there. Am I wrong? He's definitely taller than 6'2". Yeah, he's a hundred percent taller. He's a big kid. I've stood next to him. He's fucking every bit of... Look at how long his legs are. Big guy. Yeah. Big dude. He's the only eyes of the kid too.

Yeah, it's interesting. Wow. So yeah, I think they... I don't know how much longer Drake's gonna do it, but you have the... So you think he might have the date of the night fight? Maybe Connor and the but I think his last fight's gonna be against Logan And then she does what the hell you is the evolve the money all the money So you know the biggest podcast the world to yeah, it's so great. You don't think you don't think the Jake Doesn't touch canelo that's never happening. That's stupid talk. Yeah, no not kinetic love can no No, no, no, no, no, no, it's a terrible idea. Yeah, it's a what though

Too terrible idea. There's also Gennady's not as big, you know, that's as far as the name power goes So well, but but but Jake has that thing in him that he wants to really challenge himself I don't think so not yet, but he's not stupid. Everything's calculated. Yeah, so I'm like triple G You know, you're fucking that's a bad idea camp would be be like hey wait a minute. Oh, no, that's a little Right, that's not and you know what's in come on his six fights And saying no, it's insane. I don't even think I don't think you can get it a sanction I mean you get sanctioned, but you don't want to you don't want to do it. That doesn't make sense. Not good at it No, no, no, it's a disaster

Cuz good at least actually it's also know what well I guess I guess even good at is. So then even if you beat him, which he wouldn't, but if he did, then people are just like, oh, just being an old triple G. Yeah. So that's all you get. He's not, he's not triple G. He just needs to just tune out everything and just keep doing what he's doing, making all the money in the world, beating up these older guys.

Yeah. That's all he needs to do. Yeah. And then right off the stuff that fight in your brother, you get Nate, Connor, Logan, that's well over a hundred million for a total for those fights and then I don't know what you do have babies with that Ridiculous-y hot girlfriend you have and living in Puerto Rico or the hell they're at Not a bad gig. No, he's doing it. He's the American dream Y'all know for whoever sees something like him again. Yeah, you are

But look at that. Look at that. Amazing. Yeah, I think they're in, I think Jake's going to do some WWE stuff too. Yeah, man. Amazing. I saw, yeah, I love it. I love it.

And I definitely don't want to seem to get hurt. Well, okay. Yeah, what are you gonna do? She's uh, was that 11 or 12? What would you say? That's a 13-reg number. Yeah. So she's a Denver 13. You move her into your house and you don't even know her. She doesn't have to speak English. She just go, would you like to move into my house? And there it is. Yeah, life does not suck for that guy. That's why it'd be worse for it. He works for it.

He works for it. Yeah, he really does. Yeah. Now, can we talk about, yep, not private jets? Yep. Now, Fury doesn't want, Fury, Tyson Fury doesn't want any of that. Dude, how about this? He couldn't find a better looking girl than that.

Who said that? Who said that? Bottom. Ali, it 1989. That's awesome. Good. Are that person's profile, please? Because she's... What is there a fallers? It's not real. That's not real. That's a Russian bug.

That's all. Dude, how about Elon buying Twitter? Elon's so fucking funny. He's like us if we were billionaires. Do you see Jeff Bezos? He's like shit about him. Obviously he can't buy it because don't make me buy Amazon He's just responding back don't make me buy Amazon What did you have business like hey, not on you know for like I can't believe he's doing this. He goes don't make me buy Amazon

The problem is that's so fun that that is a big buy that's the problem is it's a terrible terrible deal He's got to figure out how to make it profitable Either way we wins because remember how much he's worth. So the $44 billion doesn't really affect his lifestyle on any facet. And now you know, Tesla, and he said this years ago, he said Tesla would be worth $700 billion. It was late, it went down a little bit,

but probably four months ago, it was recorded at $1 trillion. So he's not worried, you know? No. No. No. You remember how people were skeptical? He didn't have the money to buy Twitter, all these billionaires hating on him. He only was, excuse me. Okay, I'll buy it. It's going to be interesting to see what goes on now because you know there I mean who was it who this publishing house There was a guy who they didn't they wrote an open letter Saying the Amy Comet Comet Verrett is a Supreme Court justice. She wrote a book and I think was random house or someone wrote an open letter All the people saying we don't want to publish this book because she voted against Roe v. Wade, which what she

did is said, it's not a state issue, it's not constitutional issue, it's not constitutional. And it's funny that you have publishers now, publishers, and it's fair right to decide what they want to publish or not, but based on political points. Should you get another publisher? Yeah, I just don't think, I just think it's a bad idea to have publishers deciding. The same thing with Woody Allen's memoir. There's never been any proof. It's just one person that says something and they fucking refused to,

they took his memoirs down. It's like, wow, man. Woody Allen, you married a stepdaughter, right? No, it's because his daughter said that it's when she was seven or even more, you know? Yeah, but I mean, man, the stepdaughter's weird, however,. It's when she was seven or even, you know, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, man, the stepdust weird, have you go about it. But it's like, that's not illegal.

It's weird. Don't you want it's creepy? So she was, his wife, Mia Farrow, his ex-wife said he molested their daughter. No, the daughter said it too, right? Two investors. Two investors. No, two investigations.

Zero evidence. Never, the only accusation never happened before. It's just an, and oh, by the way, Mia Farrow, her team with Alan Dersherwood said, give us $8 million and we won't, we'll keep it quiet. It's nice. Fuck off.

His own, and Mia Farrow, who adopted 11 kids, three of those children have committed suicide and one of his acute turbo abuse, but you never hear about that. Interesting. So, you know, but, Mia Farrow. For Elon, it's weird, right,

because he, right, when he buys to where he walks in the headquarters with the sink, and that just that lady's face, when he, he was like, gather around, he's a fire, no? He fired him. Yeah, I don't know that. I don't know. He is. No. Oh, there's pictures of, she was like the CFO, and she was like, one of the main shit talkers,

her face, no, granted, she got like 50 men dollar buyout. Yeah, well, because her face is like this. And he was like, you're fucking out of here, dude. Oh my god, let me see this. Let's start with the kitchen sink. Let's start with the kitchen's Twitter San Frantz review by Bloomberg that Musk is going to be walking around the corridors of this office.

Star for being encouraged to say hello to them, to him when they see Elon Musk. And we're told he will address staff on Friday. As you said in the top of the show, the Washington Post and Bloomberg both reporting last week, that Musk was telling potential equity investors in this deal that he would cut headcount by as much as 75% as I've reported it. Thank you very much everybody. Right now at Twitter, a new piece of news being reported by Bloomberg According to sources some equity investors not on the debt side but the equity side have already transferred their committed capital to Muscle lawyers so it looks like all signs were moving towards this deal closing by 5 p.m. Eastern and did you see some some Companies who advertise on you on several million dollars.

A lot of companies go, Elon, if you allow Trump to get back on, we're not gonna advertise anymore. The problem is, with most people you can do that, promise when you're worth whatever is $100 billion, $200 billion, he goes, okay, okay. Okay, and he took company private, he goes, okay. Let's get other ones. Well, also you gotta remember remember people make money on Twitter

With it with by advertising things so they'll they'll they actually put out the ads on it right now Twitter takes none of that money So there's a way to monetize Twitter you can get one percent Well, have you heard well have you heard with what this what the room? I heard is people that verified you don't have to pay for that verification a So it keeps a lot of bots out. I think it's what he's doing, but B, to get incentive, to get paid. It's good idea, too. Yeah, I'm not mad. I don't, I think it's $10. But also anytime you want to advertise on Twitter and you have like an account that you are getting paid to advertise on, they'll get a piece of it. And right now,

they don't take a piece. But you see Elon had to take his tweet down. He messed up. I grew with people on this. He messed up because the Pelosi thing, right, where there's this narrative going on online against with some credible people that think it was a leveler's quarrel. And they're both at handers. I heard about this this morning. I got it.

And there's a disagreement against pay, right? And so. Is there anything in the mainstream media about the channel? No, they can't, because they can't right now, but they said they're waiting on the body cam footage, right? And yeah, so it should get interesting. They were both in there underwear? Yeah, both in there were two hammers.

I'm not talking about the hammers in the pants. I'm talking about social. It's so embarrassing. The whole thing is so embarrassing. And then apparently broke in, but here's the problem with that. Someone took a picture from the sky, right? And I'm assuming they just panicked, and they broke the glass from the inside out. And so some detective on Twitter gets on there, takes the picture that

shows that it was a robbery, you know, breaking and they're trying to kill Nancy Pelosi, which isn't true. Uh, broke the glass and he goes, I've been into this. So funny. And sky has no skin to give us. I've been in a detective 40 years. I've seen house robberies never once in my 40 year history. have I seen somebody break in the house and the class goes outside. So he's inside. And he goes just saying. So there's some skeptical hippo eyes with all this.

Who knows, who knows, I don't really say. I know what I believe, but who knows. They say it. But this is what Elon did. Elon, he goes, I think there's a lot more to this. Nancy Pelosi's husband than we know. And he reposted this article, but that article that he posted,

like Santa Monica Times, whatever, then it's obviously known for spreading misinformation. Okay. So it's a not a credible source. Okay. He'd been so much better if he just didn't quote anybody and just put that. Instead of adding the article,

so he had to take the article down because I think people like You're gonna quote this and get lit up for quoting the Santa Monica whatever so it could be though that this is this is Can you go back up with some present? Was that Lindsey Promenade television actress found that after being reported missing? Do you know her maybe Maybe Who is she? Lindsay Perlman. Chicago Justice Empire. Damn. She might have taken her own life. Yeah. No, I thought I knew where I don't know where I'm

sorry. Anyway, back to Pelosi. Back to Pelosi. So, so are you, but how credible is this talk? You know, if you go online, you look at the people that know some of the stuff because, and I was talking to Sam about, I go, Sam isn't it weird that CNN and Fox isn't like alluding to any of this. He goes, well, those aren't real news. He was, isn't it weird that you're getting details about the stuff from Twitter?

He was, we think about, we get most of our breaking news from Twitter. He goes, think about the Jeffrey, the, what's this fucking name? The kid on, was it power, whatever, the Jesse Smollett? Smollett. He was, think about that, right? CNN Fox, this is terrible You know a news and all this well, but they did come out and say not a hoax after that. No, no, no, no, not right away No, not right online did so Twitter did right Twitter came I go I I smell something fishy here two in the morning Morning through Chicago get a subway sandwich and then the cops show up and we're seeing the video of a new surrounding neck. So a ton of people off the bat, even even Kamala Harris, Biden, this is horrible,

look at this hate crime, all this stuff, without even looking into it, Twitter was the ones went, we're not buying this and then they started putting out the facts. It's kind of what's going on here. So remember the way Fox and CNN works and CNN made a great point off there. San Francisco's those aren't legit news sources. Well, did he say there's a he's a friend letterman. There's something about that. I did read that. Yeah, according, yeah, according because this is where I've skipped a little hip

ball. Are you saying that this is where the skeptic hippo eyes come in. So this guy who if you read these official accounts from Fox and Newark Post and CNN, all major outlets, this, this, this vaguvant, this guy who if you read these official accounts from fox and new work post in cnn all major outlets this this vaguava this guy who is homeless and spread all these conspiracy theories stuff like that who's homeless and was making bracelets Nancy Pelosi her house in terms of this gun if you've seen it right policy and the power of both holding a hammer with one hand and back at his other hand holding on to Pelosi's forearm.

And he also didn't hit him to the cops with that. Pelosi greeted the officers. I want to figure this out for me. So this man who, according to all the reports that we've heard, is homeless, right? It doesn't have a job, was living like in some van, I guess at one point, and creating bracelets. This madman. And we've seen what he looks like right now exactly physical specimen

you're telling me in that's the place where i'd third in power most powerful prime more powerful than by and has all the security there that government's they're pretty good right you're telling this guy jumped over the fence well no there is there so if you are the spouse of a sitting Congressperson or Senator you do not have This we got wrong. He's got a wrong. Nancy came out and goes what's bothering to me is when I leave town We actually up the security for my husband. Okay. There's more security. I'm sure yes Because they have a lot of money. Yes. Oh, well, what do you mean a lot of money all the money be wait?

Hold on to pap stay that he was going to hold Nancy Oscars and talk to her if Nancy were to tell to pap the truth He would let it go if she lied. He was gonna break her kneecaps. Okay Well, I just think it's interesting so we know that when the cops came both of them were holding hammers Now where were the both of them going to wearers now what would the both of them are i don't know if i just the man i didn't see that they were both in their underwear well i guess the man the the nitch plowsies has been it's i guess early in the morning or i'm so you two a.m. he comes down right

why is it a guy in the end uh... was the body can't be i have a david further debunks conspiracy promoted by a lot of us federal charges and she'll money also further debunk a conspiracy theory about the policy attack that was previously a twill at the twitter by billionaire owner you know i must conspiracy claimed that among other things that poplipsy knew his attacker must read a link to an article promoting the theory on sunday

uh... unsealed monday on side of the trial charges as close to told a nine eleven dispatcher to all so that makes it a Fashion. No, who the man had so so our information is it is happy. I have a David Well, no, but the affidavits going based off the call from Nancy Pelosi's husband going I don't know him But then we're also here never seen David the path before Didn't know the suspect. Yes, go. Yes, go, it's cool. I mean, how do you get in B? Explain it to me. And why was the class on the outside, not the inside?

Is that true? And why is it two in the morning? Look that up. Let me see if the class on the outside of the inside. Why would I make it up? Because I feel like you're a little bit of a rumor mail right now. I want it to be true, because I'm so titillated about that. So this is Jesse Smollett part two.

It's, isn't it, we're the timing of it? So you are, you're telling me the dams again, they're asked what in the midter? Well, you know, Rogan said that the elections on Tuesday is gonna be like in the shining when the elevator opens and just the hallways is full of blood. Blood. But there's glass on the inside. That looks like it came, it went in that way.

Oh yeah, and then the window, the glass would hang on the outside like that. Because that looks like you, somebody hid from the outside. I don't know, I'm not an expert on glass breakage, but it sounds to me like that. It looks to me like... I mean, there would be glass, there'd be glass on the ground. A ton of glass on the ground, outside would be glass. There'd be glass on the ground. A ton of glass on the ground, outside inside. Yeah.

Yeah, it's interesting. Now, this guy, but this guy, who's crazy, says he can kill Nancy. He got through security, jumped the backyard, and then just broke the window. No alarm, nothing, two AM. You know, why are they in the end of the world? But he had a whole, apparently he had a whole like,

wasn't he talking anti-Semitic stuff and all kinds of crazy shit online? Mm-hmm. Yep. You're still got skeptical hit boy. You believe all that from Fox and CNN? No, I just, I'm looking at what the FBI after David said. That have to be something to, did you know him?

Did you make a call? Did he come to your house i mean it break the window was that a lover spat did you make a winner before to get it or or did plosies has been say the friend letter meant you tell me that guy was able to avoid all the security breaking there's no there's no security on the windows and we know he said he's a friend that a man who says he would not get out of, I don't know. He's spreading rumors now. That's what I hear.

You know, you're a rumor guy. You know what I hear? I hear the guy who did this, Paul DePap. I mean, DePap, whatever his name is. Yeah. It's gonna fight Jake Paul. Paul, nice. I heard.

So it's not interesting. And the only thing that adds to this too is, you know, Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI a few months ago, right? I do. Now you know there's two people in car, right? Two airbags went off. Now you know, Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI a few months ago, right? I do. Now, you know there's two people in the car, right? Two airbags went off. Now, you know, no hold on, let me just talk common sense here.

Okay, but I'm not spreading anything. You know, two airbags went off. Airbags would go off. They would go off, because you have to have a human body over a certain weight in order for that passenger to see airbag to go off. Is that true? Only way it works.

They won't go off. It's the only way it works. It's not activated if there's nothing you can but- I need to see some evidence on that. I'm not. That's why when you sit in a car, you will see a green light that says, ear bag detected.

Uh-huh. Find that for me. I'm looking. Because you're saying a lot of stuff here. You're saying a lot of words, bro. And you're talking about the husband of a sitting government official. Oh, you're talking about the husband of a sitting government official. Like some of the aid does inside trading? He would never do this.

I'm just saying. Oh, you're talking about the guy who's married to the lady who has a better batting average with the stock market than Warren Buffett, Brian. This tracks. I mean, there's a picture. I just see it on one side, Bella. No, no, no, what are you talking about? That looks like it's closer to. mean, there's a picture. So where? I see it on one side, Bella. No, no, no, what are you talking about?

That looks like it's closer to. Yeah, that's, that's, it's not one giant airbag. It's the each compartment. And he's the only one way to go on. I need a better look at the car, Bella. You got messed up. I gave him that. It looks good for, good for a game. 82. For 80 years, it looks pretty good. I'm a tanker. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one.

I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one.

I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I out there, the other one comes out through the dash. This one's popped, this one's popped. I have the same car. I know how it goes. Well, you get a notification for that. You wanted to be gay very badly. You want a man to have been in there. Oh, no, that's not a for a day.

That gay man. I mean, this is. Hey, hold on. Yeah, no, these. Hey, hold on, bro. You can't just start throwing that around. We don't know yet. That's them wrong with it. I'm not saying there is. I don't care. you can't just say that he's gay. No, what I'm not wrong with it

You can't just say that the speaker of the house is for husband is a gay man. They've been married a long time You sure and I mean does he look at Nancy's big tits? Oh sure I mean, I don't know I Personally find Nancy Pelosi. I think she's a very attractive woman. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Those are jokes.

I liked her when she was like, she's got me to punch him. I'm going to punch him in the face. I'm going to go to jail and I'm going to be happy. She's a tough one. She's a tough one. She's intelligent. I would have 100% dated her when she was younger, because you know she was built, well, I don't know what that picture

Get it picture when she's young. I just go go young Look at her there. They're there in 19 push go go I did this one earlier Yeah, maybe that one shit those sweater puppies back there. Yeah, it's a bad bad picture. Get go up to the right Hey, baby, you may favor I find a very true. Yeah, it's a bad, bad picture. Get it, go up to the right, hey B, hey B, you made a favorite? Yeah, I find her very attractive. Yeah, no, she's cool. Two, person. Two, person.

I think she's talking. Her politics are very different than mine, but she's attractive and intelligent. That's all I say. Yeah. I mean, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. She's some hitters on her though.

Man, why does everybody say that? Hit the be just I'm saying that big sweater hitters I'll find man my god. That's not get crazy man. Well, she's a well-taken care of woman that she takes care of herself Yeah, kids, but what were you saying? What what? Come on, dude. I don't like Brian's like man look at gorgeous. I'm just saying she's 90 Yeah, she's just be at him. Norgeous. I'm just saying. She's 90. Yeah, she's, she's, she's, all the way to the house. She's an older woman. 70? She's 80.

I'm very respectful of anybody who's that age who survived regardless. 82 or so. So I'm always gonna be respectful. Always. She's still in Biden. She's doing the damn thing. Got a lot of old people.

Diane finds, nice 89, holy shit. We gotta get some young people in there. But listen, if they're still doing it, my dad's sharp is 89 holy shit. We gotta get some young people in there But listen if they're still doing it my dad's sharp as a fucking tack. So he's 82 I get them out of there though shut up. Yeah, get him out. I had fine stand as full dementia Full blog I mean like people were reporting I think after 70 get him out there There's 70 You'll come from there.

There are people who are seven out lives. Those are my life. But think about the view of the world. A ton of wisdom, right? So that's what I have you as on the board, right? Unless you want people who keep us grounded and say, hey guys, the wind's blowing and you guys are going all the way over here.

We've been here before, remember? No doubt, who is that Brian? Oh, it depends on who you're looking at. Not Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, Nancy. She's going the wind blown over here. We've been here before, remember? No doubt, who is that Brian? Well, it depends on who you're looking at. Not Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, Nancy. She's going to the wind's blowing over here, blowing harder over here. Yeah.

Let's ruin every city. Well, my thing is like Pelosi and Biden, for a lot of their career, were fairly middle of the road. They were like sort of conservative Democrats. And it feels like they've been hijacked by this far left insanity. And that's, you know, it's like Jimmy Kimmel right now. I mean, for the Elon Musk, it's like, bro, you're on the man show.

It's making fun of you Elon Musk. Oh, big time. He is. He's like, man, I like Jimmy. He's like, I respect you. You know, you're real piece of shit spreading this information about Pelosi. So what I think happened is because, you know, he's on Network TV tonight show. I think, you know, he's done a lot of stuff, the black face car alone and he's on Network TV tonight show. I think he's done a lot of stuff,

the black face car alone, and he was on the man show, like he went hard in the paint. So I think the left's like, hey, bitch, he'll be a mouthpiece for us. Or we're gonna point the smoking gun at you. He's like, say last. Hey, you on, piece of shit.

That's why things's going on. We're gonna deal with the devil. Well, that devil's far left. It's gonna be very interesting to see what happened on Tuesday Oh, I'm not even a minor. I can't predict the future, but I mean we know how that's gonna go. Yeah. Yeah You want to go to India attitude what? You want to go to India? No, okay for what? Scope is from the fuck of it go to a ashram go to Bombay go see what we do

it's Probably the most colorful place on the planet now I get that I like colors. What would we do? We would just go and document and experience how long? Six days on I got two days two days three. That's it. That's two days. Just two days. Okay, I have six days to play grab after the in India. But it might be an amazing experience. Maybe even a lot of couple shows.

In India? I don't know. He's going to turn out in India. Oh yeah. I don't know if we have family. I have family there. I don't know if I'll family them. I'm sure you're saying.

My friends are my friends. 16 hours. So you're straight. You wanna get at six hours to eat some food and leave it colorful things? It's India. I know, it would be nice. It's magical.

Yeah, it would be nice. I mean, I get on those scooters. They're dangerous. Yeah, you go, you go, you got them on buy and you go everywhere. I wish we have five dollars. You're like Elon Musk out there. Well, it's, it's a lot cheaper than most places. But it's, India's a lot cheaper than most places. Yeah.

But it's, India is becoming a superpower. India in many ways is becoming one of the focus. And look at that slump. But, but that's a whole thriving economy. See, that's right. I want to stay in there. We could go there. That's right.

That was sleeping there. That is a thriving economy though. They're called untouchables, but yeah, sure. Well, no, but, but as, as the guy, O guy a rochantrum said I never saw so many smiles I never counted so many smiles in the Indian's driving in their positivity yes because living those shacks they're not easy not easy but they're they're more smiles there for sure than a western country yeah we're all chasing something not easy let's go there, Brian.

I think we have an experience, Boba. Get some perspective. Yes. I think in a lot of ways, we would come back with much more than we left with. I said it out loud. You don't like my attitude about about the policies.

I'm not off fight right now. I will fight right. You're a piece of shit. I have just, you're a piece of shit. All I'm saying. No, you're too wishy-washy. You're too in the middle. It drives me nuts. No. You're two in the middle. Are you doing magic mind because you have you have a grasp? I always do magic Hey, it's made. How many are you doing seven? Hey, no, all right, just two two. Yeah, that's it. Here's the thing about magic mind

Yeah, make boy grass. I know what that's I know that magic mind gets you going I think it's no there's no stairs in it He's got now the magic mind for it, apparently, to him. He sent, do we get something, he's sending it here. I said, hey, no, he sent me to my house. Send me some shit. He sent, he sent, he sent my house. He sent me to my house.

Okay. But now they have the, they have, they have, they only have the end of the string to do this. They have, I guess, the beads in it, it's a time release thing. So the way you have time release, it's like these beads that digest. Take forever to digest. And it just so you'll have initial shot and then it just works throughout that.

There's a adder all like that too. Yeah, there's adder all. Yeah, the magic mine fantastic. I know, I'm obsessed. Me too. I think it every day. I know. I know. I told you. I knew. I knew. No, but with the Nancy's with a post up, I'll fight you no matter what magic mind or not, dude, I don't like your attitude. I just think that the story you're telling about our husband being gay. That's not my story. Okay, but I'm just saying that that's that's that's water cooler talk. That's not my got me excited. And I was excited that was it. Oh, oh, and it's not true because chin brought up CNN. As Eddie Bravo says, where do you get you? I want it. The F. FBI and I want to get evidence. If this is true, I'm very excited.

But the problem, hold on, the FBI, you talk about the people that suppress the information on Hunter Biden and the laptop. Here, that FBI, I will fight you. Here's watch your words. Here's what I find very interesting. They're both holding a hammer. One, he's holding onto his thing and he goes both on the other way. Yeah. And he goes, how are you doing? And then that he hits Pelosi in the head. Yep. That's interesting. So they might have been in a fight. How did Pelosi have time to call when he's 82 and he was being tied up? No, that all tracks, dude. It's, there is fish. She shit going on. Where are they both on the underwear? Also, why though? Yeah. It does. It sound a there is fishy shit going on Why are they both in the underwear also why though? Yeah, does it sound like there's maybe dispute over payment for fucking

I think there's a dispute over payment so guys rich why would he have a problem? What maybe let old Nancy know how much I'm fork it out You may be says maybe this is here's a scenario Maybe they have they fuck and the guy goes, hey, you gotta give me some money, or I'm gonna keep my voice down. I'm gonna start talking. You know what, let's wait till your wife comes home.

Give me a million dollars from our way. Where's Nancy at, and that's where that's at. And then he's like, this guy's trying to kill me. Now they said he used code word to alert the police that he was being taken hostage or whatever. Yeah. And the dispatch knows that. Uh-huh.

The dispatch knew the code word. Yeah, they would usually know the code word. Yeah. But why was he giving access to his phone? How did he do that if they were fighting? He's just let everybody hide up. That's what everybody does when you want to take over somebody, one of the most powerful people's house in the world.

You want to give the guy time to make a phone call. Is there anything about David to pop about being a hooker? Get your time out, Gaper Pay. Yeah. I mean, dude, this is the thing about fine kid. We get down to the nitty gritty. We are breaking news here. I don't see anything about them.

I mean, hold on, you don't see anything on CNBC, you don't see anything about it. I mean, wait, hold on, you don't see if you're on CNBC, you don't see if you're on CNN, you're seeing if you're on ABC. I mean, the power is an adrifting further into the world of far-right conspiracies and extremism hate, according to Times Review of his online accounts. In a personal blog, the department named Posts includes such topics as manipulation of history, whole hawks, and it's okay to be white. He mentioned 4chan, a favorite master board of the far right. He posted videos about conspiracies in Mom and COVID-19. But this doesn't mean he would attack.

No, it adds to the history of 30. But also, I'm not saying this guy's not bad shit crazy. Right. But it also could mean he made his money by being a, an escort, it could also mean that. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. And maybe they did know each other.

Hold on. Our number of conservatives online. Yeah, I just need all my facts, you know? Because right now I'm, they're making them very, very, yeah, to be there. Hold on. I remember I conserved it online. Yeah, I just need all my facts, you know? Because right now I'm... They're making them very, very... Yeah, they're... They're making them seem like an extreme far-right. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Why would they do that before midterms? I don't get it. Yeah. I don't know. It's like they're losing, right? It's interesting.

I know, man. Oh, he grew up in British Columbia, that explains it. Oh, no. Oh, he made money being a hemp jewelry maker. He was described as a father, the father mentioned in San Francisco Chronicle article on this describes the father figure in a gypsy towel, but nudist who lived in a three bedroom Victorian apartment in Berkeley with her then fiancee and her three children. He was a hem jewelry maker. And he was the best man at Tab's wedding.

Ah, I think he has, I don't know, dude. I don't know. You know, he got his back straight crazy. Do you know what he's like, weenern his mouth. That's the thing, he had to go. You know what this is? You had to make a living. You know what's doing to you?

I love watching this in real time. What? Just drag shit. See? You see what you're doing now? And now you're gonna be here and go. You got to's doing to you. I love watching this in real time. What? You see what you're doing now? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I know this is distraction. I'm looking for one little piece of evidence. So far my evidence is Brendan Shobb talking in my left ear and spreading all sorts of rumors. You ready for to put the nail in the coffin, who wrote this article. Now, you tell me what Ellie Times prints is real. Okay.

So, do everything Ellie Times prints is real to you? No. Why not? I've got it. There's some misinformation on it. The same, well, with Washington Post, Ellie Times, New York Times, but Ellie Times,

CNN, Ellie Times, and MSMBC. Ellie Times, and they're actors. They're actors and their actors their and particular yeah they have an agenda right yeah and they can really mesh your life up yeah they'd someone say that you will let me just put the nail in the coffin in your argument this is the L.A. Times article we're reading right now but they're not but they do they would never be bias no no never they wouldn't have an agenda to try to ruin you. There you go weird So let's bring that up Chen L.A. Times come on All I'm saying and now nobody waiting and seeing I'm waiting me to do and I'm not saying I believe all this I'm just saying I got some quest. You're spreading you know

You're starting to sound like Sam tripling any bravo right now because you're spreading you're just saying I have questions There's all I'm saying there's this flat. Are you saying it's round? I'm just saying I got a question. I'm not saying it's round. I'm saying it's a realm. I'm saying it's sand goes, I'm not an earth of a flat earth, I'm a realm guy. Right, Sam?

Oh, listen, I like, because the conspiracy is better than the truth. Most of the time, so it's fun to entertain it. But when Sam's like, you know, Obama, you know, he's real parents for this people and his wife's, her man for diet, I'm just like, I, Obama, you know, his real parents were this people and his wife's, her man for diet, I'm just like, I'm out, I'm out. Well, that was like when you were talking about

the Comsat Nate fight backstage and raising questions, like you were fucking around, everybody's like, you know, we're telling the truth, not the truth. Well, because that's fun, because if it's like Brennshaw believes that, you know, there was no conspiracy, that's only headlines. It's fun to play around with.

Yeah, what makes headlines is me call bullshit. Yeah. All right, go ahead. Give me some current events. Part of events. Sherlock Holmes. So the first one is a sad one. I know you guys heard about this by now.

The South Korea, there's a Halloween. I, yeah, what about New York Post? Because the hit New York Post, because two Americans died, it right? Yeah two Americans A bunch a lot of young people It was just an event where they didn't realize that there was a hundreds of thousands of people showing up They didn't realize that there's that many people they had like one officer per 500 people and people got trampled Stampede so they got squeezed to death basically, oh man. That'd be terrible way to go. Yeah, so I'll show you some of this right here

You see how packed it is it's narrow areas too and they're there. It's like New York times during New Year's Eve when you call that place Times Square Flooded into the narrow streets of Seoul and then you could even see there's footage of like tons of people that are not even like a medics, but doing CPR and other people just scattered around everywhere What why are all these people there though? It's they said that since this is like the first real Get together after all the pandemic

Oh South Korea. Yeah, so they want to just go on party. I get it And that's it. I want which is a very I was really, the head basmin's strict up until now. I mean, this is probably the first big event since that our shriks were lifted. You know, you know, because I went to Canada and I was good off the vaccine, all that's gone.

You know, it's harder for Canadians come to America regardless of COVID protocols than for Americans go to Canada, because in America, we still require vaccines for the foreigners, not for me on that particular thing. But if you're Canadian coming there, you have to prove it. Yeah. Canadian board is wide open. No trudors. Castro's kid, yeah. Right? You don't want to argue with that right now, right? Right? We know this, right? You know, you know his mom was I know Trudeau was in the house with with Pelosi

And I know that much but you know Trudeau his mom was on her honeymoon and was very close friends with Fidel Castro No, I don't have a rabbit hole. They look a lot alike Again, I don't like where you're going. I see I but see I don't need are you this no, I'm just I don't need are you this? It's possible that they look alike You're seeing his dad you're seeing his real dad. Yes. Go ahead. Go ahead far right chin. Where you're at just one over on the right Yeah, oh sorry. There's there's got right good there. Yep. I don't oh yeah, that looks like Trudeau or does Fidel Castro look like him They look a lot of like dude, holy shit. Now you know in 2016 he gave Fiddle cash

through all the praise. You know he's only dictated in the world that didn't shame Fiddle cash away. Is this not cracking? So much a lot. Oh, it's this too easy. Oh my God, that's so awesome. And if you line up when his mom was out there and when the exact time nine minutes later,

once you'd be pregnant, once you'd be pregnant, it's so strange. And now he's holding him there. What? Castor's holding. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he's holding another baby. No, no, no, no, that's Trudeau right there. She doesn't get it, right?

That's his son. Right? That's incredible. Look at that. And then this season, conspiracy, you know, Trudeau's parents were openly swingers, because he was a lot over, she was 18 when they got made at 22. Well, you know, Castro was a stud, Castro, you know,

when he was younger. Yeah, his mom was, yeah. She was a kid. Now, if you wanna say she's attractive, I'm on board with this. When we start growing that Pelosi route, I wanna punch you in the back. She's a track that's a track.

Yeah, there you go. Now you're back, now Brian's back. She's a track. There you go. Very pretty. Look at that right there. Look at her right in the middle, that middle picture right there.

Were the ones there? Oh, that one? Right there. She's a sexy broad. That's a beautiful woman right there. And if ones right there. Right there, right there. Right there. She's a sexy, broad, that's a beautiful woman right there. And if you're a fiddle cash from your dictator, you think she was hanging out in Cuba for what? To make Cuban sandwiches, what? No, you're right.

We think he's doing what happened to her around. She was, and then meanwhile her husband's 90. Yeah. Listen, she's still in full-fox. It is what it is. Well, what's going full-fox? It is what it is. Is that what's going on there? I don't know what this is. That looks fake.

It is, it's gotta be fake. I think you just signed an autograph, right? But I mean, this, the peach fuzz. Oh, oh, oh, I didn't even see that. I'm gonna take that out. Wow, fake news. It's gotta be fake. It's worth not.

Yeah, well, that's, that makes her less hot, right? This is Zach Efron. He's playing a wrestler, like a real-life wrestler. All-nadi. In the art. All-nadi. Definitely, Nadi. All-nadi.

Sticky Nadi. Sticky Nadi. I mean, it's tummy, because you're about to, you're tummy sticks out like that. What is that, Mark? H-H. You see, there are a few different theories about it. One of which is H-H, and insulin, but I just generally think

Mark, I'm gonna leave this show if you say he's natty Mr. Pelosi lover over here. Yeah, he's natty. I'm gonna break all the cameras. No, I just think you tend to see this look of like Distent what we're looking at is distention plus he's really lean so it's like you're eating a lot of food Probably but you're also super lean it distends to be a look that enhanced body Well, he did the Baywatch thing and he said he got down I forget like six grand bicep at some percent by fat He goes is most miserable I've ever been yes, I would never do it again He's like it was the worst gig I've ever committed to he was a I get down such low body fat I was barely eating every day, just like lean on camera.

He was like, he was the worst time in my life. So I'm like, cool story, bro. How would you get jacked next time? Look at him there. Yeah, and people don't realize, even enhanced that still is difficult. It's not as if, like, taking a bunch of serenity makes that need to level up.

You still gotta be crazy, just don't work, man. You all right. What else you got, Jen? Let's go to the... My goddy shred city, huh? You still got to be crazy. He just got to work, man. Y'all all right. We'll look straight to it. Let's go to the Shred City, huh? He's Shred City. This happened on the 405. Let me ask you this. Oh, I saw this.

There's a man in a wheelchair who's literally going down the freeway. Play a man in a wheelchair, rolls down. And he was moving too. Not too slow. Well, get in the middle of the freeway. And even the middle lanes. He switched lanes And he was moving too. Not too, no, not too slow. Well, getting the middle of freeway. And even the middle of lanes. And he switched lanes, too.

The man's slowing down traffic on the south. Lease he's wearing a mask. Tough. West LA eventually changing. This would make me so annoyed. This happened just to get the ball. I hate you. You're not just giving a little bump on the back of the wheel.

Get the fuck off of me. Just a little tap, tap. Fortunately, no one was hurt hurt and there were no crash They said he was an elderly man, but look at him here. That's not an elderly man, right? He's having a breakdown some kind. Yeah He's just kind of a little crazy. He's having a hard time. He's protecting himself wearing a mask, right? Yeah He's just going down the 405 on a wheel. She's not doing it. He's having a hard time. No, he's all there This I just thought was funny. I just found this online. I can't play the audio, but just check this out.

This is a tree falling and look what happens to one of the guys. Oh, no. Oh, that's so dangerous. Right. Oh, oh, oh, my God. It's just so funny. Any other like if that guy was younger, you'd be okay, but there's the good there. Boom. There you go. That was pretty funny. Adelaide, that one. A win for the trees. Yeah, I don't want you.

All right, Marcus. Holy shit, Marcus, I'm with the five. That tree, it's like asking you. People can't see it, but the tree fell and then it kind of like skated back and lifted them up. The tree falls and then like because the bushes that hits another tree and like goes down. And then this on athletic, chubby,

gets under it between his legs and throws him in the air. And then he and like goes down and then this on athletic chubby gets under it Between his legs and throws him in the air and he lands on his feet and he died You died in the last words. He says we're true. No Trudeau's Castro's kid. It's weird. It's a great video. We can play the idea look into it He said look into it. Okay. Yeah, this Well, looks like I'm gonna get dementia really how big you know, it's gonna increase your eyes See I see you're tall. I'm tall get dementia. Really? How picking your nose can increase your... Rhymes, flyers, too. I see you in your total dark. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it.

I'm talking about it. Can you increase your risk of developing alcohol? So this says, so the article says for those you listened says how picking your nose could increase risk of Alzheimer's and dementia. Here's the problem. You run out of arcos, huh? There you go. Nothing else to report?

There you go. How does you do some real reporting for us? Yeah. Apparently it's bacteria traveling to the nasal cavity To the olfactory nerve through the olfactory nerve Yeah, but you have to do it for a number of years because then every kid's fucked then the dementia would be a hundred percent Yeah, I've never seen a kid not pick his fucking. Yeah I mean, yeah, it's I'm already bored with it. I'm fucking hard. Oh dude, I went to the Rams game yesterday. Yeah. I haven't been a football game. I don't know how long. So she

NFL maybe I don't I can't remember bronch those games in Vesco's maybe only 10 years old, 12 years old. I don't know that new Sofie's game, the screen. It's beautiful. You feel like you're the movie the avatar. It's just like this is nuts, dude. Then the food there It was like Tomahawk prime like steak. It's like nobu sushi every if's nuts, man Nuts it's the most LA thing I've ever seen. Where is this the one in England? Yeah, the new brand new because I went for the Rams diners right because Christian Oh, no, no, no, this it is crazy Really nuts? Colosseum. Oh, no, no, no, this new it it is crazy really nuts

Absolutely, you watch a football game and you're watching it. Are you watching because you played football? Do you watch? Yeah, watch the defense the schemes are watching I watch I watch the tide end. Yeah You don't watch and I say I just watch I realize that when I watch football I'm watching just the watching the thing I'm watching the ball you're watching the ball But other people who I saw other things yeah, I saw the things. And then if there's like an outlier like Donald, Aaron Donald, I'll watch him. And then Christian McAfry, right? I used to coach a Wednesday kid. He's a stud.

You did? You coach Christian McAfry? Yeah, I do. And I can't pin him in his brother. Damn. So I love him. What a fucking shit. And now he's on the Niners.

Remember, the Niners are good right now, right? They beat the- What's their record right now though? They're a third. I forget 500? No beat the, what's their record right now though? They're at their, I forget about 100. No, they're two games above 500 I think, but then also remember, they're doing this without Debo,

Samuels, one of their best players, if not their best player. So they're doing it without, so they're four and four, and now when Debo comes back, and then also, homeboy, Boasa isn't 100% either,

like they're stacked everywhere, man. They're literally, I mean, they're gonna be proms in the playoffs. It's just when Samu, it comes back together. And what about the Eagles? The Eagles are good. They lost last week, but they're good.

No, they won. They lost last week. They won this week. They lost last week. They did? Uh-huh, two. No, I think they won, Bob. I think they want. They won last week, dude. Yeah, they're undefeated. Yeah, they're seven seven. Yeah, they're, they're a problem. Look at that

division, dude. We thought it was going to be the weakest. Seven, oh, six and two, six and two. And then Washington's just a train wreck. Wow. How about, how about the, how boys are counting it? Wow. How about, doing the backup that that it's back back here Thump fuck yeah, he's back now. How do you have with the giants? How about Washington? So you know having dance nighter So dance night of their owner right and there's been all those allegations against him and mistreatment all that you know misconduct and Then remember when the Roger Gidele emails came out. Yeah, now remember they go through all that They're gonna have a ton of NFL owners information on that. They only released Grudens and dance snipers dance stars like the fuck oh, I see what they're doing

So they're coming for dance nighter and he was like I'm telling you because you know There's only whatever 32 owners 31 owners He was you come from me. I'm releasing the hounds because the information I have on all your owners I'm telling you I'm not going away Ch you know quietly and he's like I have information on and of course the owner of the Dallas Cowboys You know, every very John's very joint. He's like I'm telling you you come for me man. It's can get nasty He's like I'm not going away quietly. They're all sending stuff starts to leak about Jerry Jones I mean he's a billionaire. You know see's the access to do that stuff. Yeah.

It's funny. I'll do the same thing. Like, you want to do what? After the shit I know? Okay. Have fun. Oh, like bullshit. All these rich billionaires, all of them just,

all clean, all their hands are clean. Yeah, right. He's like, we'll see how this goes, right? Jerry Jones, come on, dude. What does he get, Jim? All right, Mark. All right, so basically Elon Musk Believes that the quid's way to turn a profit with Twitter is to charge people 20 bucks a month for the blue check verification Or if you've already qualified for it to keep using it and obviously people are up and arms about that

But at the same time the argument is like well, it's a huge, you know, the algorithm does boost blue check users and the thinking is, you're gonna give that up because you don't wanna pay 20 bucks. But it's also the way I look at it, it also keeps the riff raff out, right? It's also, you know, because let's say a community charge, two dollars is taking a post of 30.

Two dollars, anybody's in good in there, you know, I'm just using it. But this is just for the blue check. So you'd have to, it's not like you can just get points. Oh, so you're already verified. You're verified, then you'd be paying. Yeah, it's a way to make money. Yeah, and then also people that really want to be on there,

I don't know. Everything's going up. Out of music was just like, hey, we know we charged $9.99, now it's $10.99. And then Netflix is going up. Disney's or it does is fucking insane Somebody said I'm not gonna pay more for Twitter each month and I do for Netflix Sure Sean reacts to Bryce Mitchell. What's that? We'll Bryce Mitchell say you didn't win the fight. Oh, I mean, you know, all right. It's fine

You know I mean no, I'll also have to pick young overall mary. The reason being is because once again, all mary hasn't even earned that spot. He used his mouth to get him that spot. His YouTube followers ain't gonna help him once the cage doors get locked. You're dead, folks. It's sister, thank you. Oh, shit. Yeah, these kids are savage. Is sister thank you Yeah, these kids are savages These young kids are savages dude, you don't want to play that game. He's a bad mother fucker right there

Now Bryce a bad mother don't get twisted, but I always sure sure so is Bryce. Yeah, Bryce. It's a 45 though, doesn't he? Think he fights it for you. Yeah, 45. Yeah? Yeah, I'm just saying, right, it's his no pun. No. Right. Right, that's tough I come up to. What else you got? Trans football, Clark and Cuss is a pun. Wait, you guys see that already?

It's a game, Falker. No. Well, it's a meet the parents' reference. Controversy here is that it's a trans, male to female, spikes the ball, hits the screw on the head. Let me see, go back, take a look. It'll have to play on its own. Father, severe head injury.

Let me see. It's over there. Now it's not as if it was that fast or some crazy shot. Oh! Which I'm a Jawwanoman in the corner. For myself. If that's your daughter, I'm like, hey, you have a fuck face.

Of course. Who let Juwanoman play? If that, you know, now listen, we're here, we don't have the history. You suffer from your head and neck injuries. You know, fuck you. Fuck you letting like a biological male into female sports.

I'm totally against it. 100% I'm totally against it. Yeah. Now they should be able to play volleyball. He should have been volleyball. Mail into female sports. I'm totally against it 100% I'm totally against it now They should be able to play volleyball These are the have Biden like talking about how kids should have be able to have puberty blockers and stuff like that See how that how you do and in your fucking in I'll vote against anybody who says that regardless of whether they're Republican Democrat I'm just voting against you. You're probably gonna start saying that no, I know Fucking you know saying that yeah, that. No, I know. Fucking. You know who's saying that? Yeah, Pelosi. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I love you.

Yeah. I want to kiss you. Fuck off. All you fuck off for that. All right. Next one. I think it really affects you when, you know, your kids play and they're like, hey, you think you remember Zach? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Zach's married now. And he's number 44. You know, it's fucking so annoying. All right. It's unbelievable. Oh no. Oh, you want to decide much?

Oh, this is the best. So climate change protesters, vandalized Ferraris at a car show. Hold on. This is gonna cool them. Yeah, I'm gonna just trigger. They, they, they, they, they, they glued their hands to the Ferrari.

This is really gonna, you know what the Ferrari that is? So I have a 430. That's a 430 Skiddera. There's about 600 in the world. That's awesome. That's gonna cool the planet, dude. That's gonna make the planet cool. If you glue your hands to a Ferrari,

the planet's gonna get cool. There's a planet already cool a few degrees. Is that what happened? Yeah. You know what, that's gonna make me, I wanna pollute more now. Now I wanna pollute more. Now I wanna just walk around with them

with a big diesel. Now let me just ask these morons, right? Who put their hands on the piece of art and that's my car Hey, you know, I get close to that. I just leave them there I'll just start my car. No, I just start to start like cool. You're cool I'm just gonna start my car because this is your your violin property. I'm starting my car Let's see how your hand feels well. They did that they did that they glued their hands to a Porsche factory Our Porsche dealership the floor and nobody came to get them, and they had to pee and shit,

and they just left the pants in. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. Now here's the thing, let me ask these more on this. Why aren't you protesting Tesla? You know, the engines in Tesla are harder on the environment than this. Correct. So you're,

Correct. It makes no, you have no defense. Because they're not very thoughtful. No, because they're not very smart. Now, if you like Teslas, that's fine. But if you're thinking you're biot because you're better than me because I'm gas powered, you're so far off the ceiling.

So funny. Man, they've analyzed it for Rory. They've analyzed it for Rory. That's not any Ferrari, Brian. That's a V8 Skidero, okay? How much is that? That? You know what I'm saying?

No, no, no, no, no. That car you probably get for low 300s. It's going up in value. I work a bar. It's only 600 of them. If you have them, if you get the 16M, there's only three hundred. But it's just, it's just glue. If it's convertible, if that's a convertible 16 It's a 16M. I feel sick. Well, and that, oh my God, that one in the middle is a challenge. It's annoying us. All right, keep doing that shit. Keep that same energy.

Now, how do you think those people are doing in life? You have the time to glue your hair really well. Really well, because that's a great way to raise awareness. Now, now I just want more global warming. I like it that it's warm and I also am not so sure I'd buy any of it anyway. All right, I'm back, dude. I think the earth is warming maybe, but I think I've had, I've listened to real climatology scientists, like real people who study this, who are real scientists who are like, could also be sort of flares, and you doing stuff with your cars

isn't going to make a lick of this. No, but there's also something to it where they, when they do research like thousands years ago, the earth goes in these waves, where it gets hotter, colder, hotter, colder, we're just right out of the blue. I mean, so. But I'll tell you what, though, when I'm in the, when I got to my house in the middle of summer, it's 120, I'm like, maybe right.

Yeah, I don't know. I was in Chicago and it was 75 degrees. I had my shirt off. So I don't know. Is your shirt on? Yeah, I have a nice body. Yeah, the Calgary was cold. It is not global warming.

Calgary is so cold. You can't believe it. There's no snow, but Calgary gets so cold. You can't believe it. There's no snow But Calgary gets so cold you can't believe it. It's one of the coolest places in the world In the winter time. It's a fucking nightmare. You're not ready. What else you guys got? All right here we go Squirrels yeah So 150 kilograms of egg

Oh, that's so awesome imagine all the trips you'd have to make You get them up. They're looking at like what the fuck that's so bad all the years Well, I know right what a fucking squirrel. He's a billionaire squirrel That's a billionaire squirrel that squirrels like why would you do this? Riches squirrel on earth Well, and that no kids come seeming in the lost all energy, huh? You're not using Magic mind I get it on some magic mind. I didn't take mine. Charlotte North Carolina comedy zone

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