The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 843: Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen get heated about UFC 281

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Use promo code fighter, throw down five dollars on UFC 281 and get $200 in free bets if your fighter wins Let's go fighter this Saturday at Draft King Sportsbook the official sports betting part of the UFC minimum age and health Real Australians play C show notes for details Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gon' keep it movin' like it's never gonna end When it was brinnin', when it was bragging, when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left with the fighter on the right Ain't had to do it right, cause we comin' at you live Back with the team, had to keep it OG, my CTV Yeah, we did, cause we back at it again

Starting point is 00:01:39 It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid Back at it again, it's the fight on the kid. Come on, buddy. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's go chin chin showed up in my party in a in a with a beautiful Mongolian woman. Oh my goalie. Oh, dude from Mongolia. So another shrimp on the barbie bro I don't know if it makes that doesn't make sense, but I like that you said it

Starting point is 00:02:18 I know I don't know the shrimp on the barbie chinlinks little hungover to chin have some drink chinny I did see that he was just having a good time. You got to watch Chinl. You got to watch Chinl. Is that right, Steve? Undercover that the jelly roll was a liability? I did get drunk there first. So you're gonna like this story. So my boy, Ryan.

Starting point is 00:02:36 Who? Norkal Ryan? The black belt, yeah, I like him. The best dress right in Norkal. Brian Melcano, the best. You said whatever. One of my favorite. Yes. And it was last name. Melcano. And best one ever one of my favorites and

Starting point is 00:02:45 It was last name Melcano and I always say wrong because it's out of the Melcano So so he so he shows up well he shows up with My girl want to do a green bar because there was three pounds of parsed out perfect Weed we're gonna block out his last name, but perfect. Perfect. Yes, it's got a dispensary. You said it's lead until the best we've ever. I don't even know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:03:12 What do you Joe Biden in these perfect packs is that you're gonna like this? He brought like individually. Yeah. Now, he also shows up with two cases of whiskey. Now, I don't know whiskey. You know whiskey. Well, hold please. Hold. All I know

Starting point is 00:03:26 is my brother-in-law, Danny's brother, is in a whiskey club. That's how much he likes whiskey. He collects whiskey. He's a maniac. And he was able to look at the tops of the whiskey when there was still a thing and know what everyone and he starts to freak out. of the whiskey when there was still a thing and know what everyone wants, and he starts to freak out. So we start pulling out the Pappy 23, Pappy 12. He brought Pappy 10, Baba. What?

Starting point is 00:03:50 Baba, he brings out the batch four roses, he brings out shit that you can't get. Oh, it's all different stuff. Crazy shit. But like pre-open Pappy's or is it original, but a bottle of water? Jesus Christ. So Michael goes, Liam's I hear Michael goes, Michael goes, your boy and he starts showing me what they cost in the

Starting point is 00:04:11 internet if you want to buy him. He goes, your boy dropped off more than $40,000 worth of liquor. Oh, easily. And I went. And I went. And then the weed, he goes, that's a hell of a drop off. You might want to thank your boy. I was like, Ryan, he goes, that's a hell of a drop off. You might want to thank your boy. I was like, Ryan, he goes, I just love this.

Starting point is 00:04:28 I love giving him such a great guy. Well, he's in the hospitality business. Yeah, exactly. But I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, for me, I'm like,

Starting point is 00:04:36 hey, do we want to drink this or do we want to sell it? Yeah. But we put a fucking dent in it. You better over that path. Did you drive Pappies on your wedding celebration? Yes, I did, sir. And you know what? Now, a fucking dent in it. You better over that pat, did you drive papys on your wedding celebration? Yes, I did, sir. And you know what? Now just so people get it cleared, this was in Brian's wedding. Brian got a lobe, I didn't miss Brian's wedding.

Starting point is 00:04:51 This was a party for Brian's celebrate. And he also decided to throw it on a Saturday. My bad. When he told me he did that, I went, dude, your closest friends were all calm. I got a little sad, and it wasn't, we're all comics, and we're all, everyone's working Saturdays. So your closest ones aren't going to be there. I got a little sad because it wasn't you're all comics and we're all we're all everyone's working Saturdays So your closest ones aren't gonna be there. I got a little sad because at the end of the night It was a beautiful night. I saw all so many of the people I love I put brought the families together

Starting point is 00:05:14 But I didn't have my boy there and then you sent me that picture from us from 2015 to 15 New York It was great. I think was a Gramsci theater. Yeah, it was great. Tally, it was a, it was a, a Gramsey theater. Yeah, man. Old school. How about that? And then I didn't even say the rest of pictures. I don't want you to make cry on your wedding celebration. And then there's pictures in the green room with you and me, Justin, Jimmy Burke back there. Wow. Yeah, Jimmy couldn't make it because his niece was getting married. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:38 You couldn't make it. Dove couldn't make the, to make it to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what, to what it to what Dilea was so forgot about it. It wasn't a fault I know he forgot well that hurt my feelings but it was yeah I was there and I love the the boy from Magicbide who did his house. Yeah, well that's so so yeah so James James of Magic mind gave me he and his wife just gave us the fucking house He goes to it at my house. I go. I know but your house know it means a big party 80 people he goes Do it in my house. I go. Yeah, yeah, just go ahead and that's what is in Malibu

Starting point is 00:06:11 It was a Malibu. It was a Malibu and it was uh You guys started out what time what time you show up Jen? I got to when it started like a three. Did you meet James? Three yeah talking for a time that everyone met everyone. I call him points. Well, James not afraid to cut up the rug. Starts dancing. Not a good dancer and knows it. Oh, no. And knows it.

Starting point is 00:06:31 Well, I got a video. Yeah, please show us that. I've got to show you that. Send chin to the video so things can see it. Got a game. Here's my thing about bad dancers. There's got our white like that. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:40 If you're gonna do it, you just gotta, you gotta, you gotta buy into it and you know your bad dancer and you can't be self-conscious. No, you gotta go for come at be like Jeffrey Domino series dance with the gay guys try to attract them That's right. He he was the awful dancer, but they would get their attention He's a terrible answer web what I what I need their liver. That's right. That's all a russ Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on change and also turn it down though Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on Dump did My buddy Brian Kooley did they've earned that they've earned you have an earned daddy has earned it So you when you do it five tours and you can wear sandals. You think my girl. That's correct by the way five tours And any stuff could walk in with Crocs. I wouldn't say anything anybody else wants to know Crocs Oh, what are you doing? Well Andy Andy who who will also break the world record in the squirrel suit after he's been a seal team six guy and

Starting point is 00:07:44 Tark and him fell in love. They love they were just like let's first all that so here's James Bashar now hold on now James who just gave me his wife just gave me his house all right and then he does not give a fall on let me humble James real quick because he has all the mind the world and he's so nice in handsome and giant weener I saw through his gene oh really I was like oh wow it's a he's got a like a pipe. It's magic dick. Magic dick.

Starting point is 00:08:07 Magic dick. Now let's hum them, your grass terrible, right? What's that? The grass terrible. The grass. Let's go in water that grass. Got a water bottle. And I want to help form Malibu,

Starting point is 00:08:17 strict water and rules. It's going, he's a dad who appreciates good grass. Yeah. I'm disappointed. Well, you didn't get it, you got to get a grass. Let's pour some of that magic mine on the graph. You got to put some magic on the grass Let me see this guy. I got I got some magic mine in you too. We just did our yeah, I told you I have the 4.0 the news

Starting point is 00:08:33 We're not sponsored by this by the way every time we talk about this. Just so you know, we're not making any money off this So just say you know, we just like it. Okay, go hit it already Look at it. Look. Look. Look. Oh, oh, oh, look at him. And he's not drunk. He's not drunk. He's not drunk. No, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. There's my friend, Chris and Simon.

Starting point is 00:08:54 See what he said. Oh, there's Danny with feathers. And now this is opening. Yes, look at him getting low. Yeah. Look at him. Yeah, that's that good. So there is a good time. Rich, Fra at him. Yeah, that's that good. So there it is guys. It's a good time, Rich, Frapp, Boy, Vi. That's that good time, man.

Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah, I'm running in and I hate I missed it. I wasn't, I wasn't, well, it got San Antonio. It got, it was Tarrick, it was Ryan, it was Ryan. It was my guy. Oh my god, it's my mom, bro. Cause I saw Yosip at the game, mean him connected.

Starting point is 00:09:19 Yosip is, he might be THE best. I fucking love that guy. The best. Yeah. I love that motherfucker. Oh, I love to. And I love Yosuf because he's one of those friends. He's busy. I'm busy. We don't see each other. But when we do it, it's just like, oh, you know, those friends, you don't have to worry about they love you. What do you do? What are you up to? Like we don't talk about bit and nothing. No, dude. It's about laugh. It's about

Starting point is 00:09:41 laugh. It was great, man. Yeah, I hate. I missed it. I was in saying, tell me hotel, I was at hotel. I'm a laugh. It's about laugh. It was great, man. Yeah, I hate I missed it. I was in San Antonio Hotel. I was at Hotel Ametho. What's funny is like that. You were reading, you made me blood red mad. I said, I went to hotel, I'm has this insane library. I went to the library, I sent Brian the video. I like that.

Starting point is 00:09:56 I hate him, so I'm so talented. Mark, Mark was involved in that. I like that. Yeah, Mark was involved in that. Well, cat. What's up? Okay. Cat, welcome on the cat. I like yeah, Mark was at mark was involved in that well cat Okay, cat well Cat leaves the show and just starts fucking crushing it there you go doing her thing doing her thing lover

Starting point is 00:10:16 Have you talked steve He came to my show He never calls me Maybe he's mad at me. I don't know what I did but He never calls me. Maybe he's mad at me. I don't know what I did, but Well, he's not mad. He's he's swamped. I know he's swamped because that yeah, he came to my show in Ontario I saw him Ontario right? Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he was in come to Boston It's called class peasants. Yeah, hit it. It's very good Now I've got great book. Hold on go back. Go back, go back, go back. Hold on, go back.

Starting point is 00:10:47 After a while. I don't refresh it. Let me see something. Let's see if Daddy's read any of those books. I'm sorry, I have to do this. I've read Nabakov. In the big firm. I can't read that.

Starting point is 00:10:59 Receiving women? I think I said deceiving women. Oh. The intellectuals. I've read the intellectuals. Oh, deceiving women by Bill Cosby. That's cool. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:08 Okay, I've read Animal Mont too. Oh fuck, I've read some of those books. All right, keep going. Brenda, I've been looking for you ever. What are you doing drinking in the library? Now they made me that robe. Did they? You doing it.

Starting point is 00:11:20 And you were down the lobby in that fucking robe? I'm too smart. That this club go meet head, let to get a mental workout as well. Those are Jay's glasses, new drinking tires. And you're drinking Tyga fake. It is new. It's new. It's really for people like you. Oh, you're not going to harm that thing. It's 9 p.m. and Calcutta, India.

Starting point is 00:11:43 And Brandon is true Well turns out that Shakespeare Tiger think go hand in hand. Don't be a pastor I don't even think that's Shakespeare Brendan. Oh So stupid what was that book? I had some random I should grab one some random fucking book I like that commercial for Tiger but my in books. Yeah, whiskey in books Yeah, and then tiger thick because San Antonio's a big mark text big forest So we're in all the specs out there. So Houston's this week and then I'm an appearance at the specs the big specs downtown Houston Noon to two on Saturday North Carolina for me comedy zone come so you can come try the tiger thick thick boys

Starting point is 00:12:24 Guadalbe there will have samples T's merch everything beautiful. Yes, you'd be fun for me, comedy zone. So you can come and try the Tiger Thick, thick boys squad will be there, we'll have samples, T's, merch, everything. Beautiful. Yes, you'd be fun. Selling whiskey and merch. Maybe I should get on some merch. Not my thing. No, how long have I?

Starting point is 00:12:38 Are we gonna release the, we do some original fun in the kitchen? Let's do Abikini Fight Club again. That'd be fun. I just need to get on it. It'd be fun. Yeah, but you're not gonna get on, are we? We're not gonna do it.

Starting point is 00:12:47 Not be done for that. What we're gonna do it? Yeah, that one's easy. We're gonna have to do it. We're gonna have to do it. But we need to do the originals. That's why I mean. Yeah, the original.

Starting point is 00:12:55 That's the new one. Yeah, the original merch. I think we were on fire. I said I'm Brian that p- It's so weird, Brian had his wedding celebration and then I'm in my hotel room. I forget what time it was at. And then I sent it to a briacid man,

Starting point is 00:13:07 we've been doing a hot second, my man. It's true, dude. That's the original. That's such a good one. It was so good, people started selling it. Look at that, that's when you were fighting, dude. Yep. Yeah, people started making copies of it.

Starting point is 00:13:19 So I'm making fake lunches. Yeah, and that great. Yeah, let's get that going. The three notes going good. That's good. Yeah, those are good. I'll do that for sure. I'm gonna be, let's get that going. It's really no it's going good. It's good. Yeah, those are good I'll do that for sure. I'll I'm gonna be I'll get on it. Yeah, I want I want to start wearing those on stage Yeah, I was in my hotel late man because I had to get up at 5 am you know when you have to get up so really can't see I hate it so much I've anxiety I hate it so much. I've had it was so comfortable

Starting point is 00:13:39 You know I was watching Hellboy such a good movie from the start fun. I know I was watching Hellboy had my whiskey there Yeah, well I did when you're pumped up after your shows It's I'm trying to go to bed impossible. It's two o'clock. That's why I don't find it Sometimes I'm like this is what it is just as long as your body's resting. Yeah, it's it is what what it is Yeah, you're not getting it sleep So then I maybe got two three out of sleep went to their port landed and took my kid straight to Malibu. I can't do that because I'm so tired and I can't sleep on a plane. So what I'll do is I'll I'll I can't sleep on my sleep and then I'll be present.

Starting point is 00:14:14 I can't I my thing is if I stop then I'll pass that so I just don't stop. I don't sit down or sleep. I just keep going and then we get back at four and I passed out like an hour. Oh, yeah, I was like you better Wake up. You're asleep tonight. Jesus Christ Air about to get sick last time out on San Antonio. I said that green room right there I've just been on COVID I go long-term side effects of your that green room right there is where I got COVID and then we were on the front page of Their San Antonio Express the main newspaper. I said in your newspaper wants to put me on the front page of their San Antonio Express, the main newspaper. And I said, and your newspaper wants to put me on the front cover.

Starting point is 00:14:47 It was like, I would say, LA comedian brings COVID to San Antonio. I'm like, not bitch, you guys gave me COVID. I get COVID here. Yeah. I remember that very. I remember that all our friends were there were in the green room.

Starting point is 00:14:58 This is not bright, this before anybody really had it. Remember people tell us shut down touring. And then you and I were in the green room, I looked at him like it could chance we get COVID here. Well, because I got an alert on my, we had 400 people waiting. And I got an alert on my phone saying

Starting point is 00:15:12 we were in the hotspot literally of the United States. You're all dancing, that was my car. I was like, oh man, like one of those things bang on your phone, I was like, nah, that's fine. And then we got it. Then we got it and people were so upset. They call the super spreaders. People didn't know really, you know, it wasn't that big of a deal, but back fine. And then we got it. Then we got it and people were so upset. They call the super spreaders. People didn't know really, you know,

Starting point is 00:15:27 it wasn't that big of a deal, but back then that we just didn't know. People were so mad. Fuck off. So mad. And you're shadow band of this day. Yes. I believe that.

Starting point is 00:15:36 Oh yeah. Yeah, they were not happy. Elon could just buy Instagram that'd be fantastic. See what he's doing on Twitter. It's good news for creators. Why? Because he got on there. He had a whole discussion on there.

Starting point is 00:15:45 They wrote a whole article about it. He goes, I want to make Twitter the new hotspot for content creators. So he goes, he's talking to some big YouTuber. He goes, what's YouTube's cut when you post content? And he's like 55% and he only goes, we'll beat that. So right now, he goes, we're gonna have it so you can post two 42-minute videos at a time, which is great for podcasters.

Starting point is 00:16:05 Two 42. And stand up. Like you can post a special on there now. Monetize it. Why? He's like, we're going to beat YouTube. He's like, let me get to work on it. Usually, you know, he runs with that.

Starting point is 00:16:14 Yeah, please. And then what I love too, because with the blue check, you know, I still have questions about it. I don't know what's going on there. With the blue check, anyone can give a blue check if they pay $8, you know? So it's like, if someone to make a fake chin account that could do it and just get verified, then people don't know if actually chin,

Starting point is 00:16:30 it's not, let's say they're spreading hate. But what he did is anybody that's impersonating somebody who's a blue check, you get banned. So there's been a few guys who were impersonating Elon or other people in their band right away. Wow. You know, with facial recognition and stuff, now you can start getting, you know,

Starting point is 00:16:47 you can verify a lot easier. NFTs, all that technology is making it easier to be. Yeah, but Twitter doesn't have that. Now, there's no face recognition on Raya. So anyone can do it, but he's like, well, the deal is if you're not that person, you're verified, we're gonna ban you for life. So people are getting banned right now.

Starting point is 00:17:04 Like that, Ethan Klein from H3 was mimicking Elon banned. He was yeah, he got banned like yesterday today Really? Yeah, AOC did some she got banned what yeah? Yeah, are you serious? Oh, yeah Yeah, is that I don't know he's a he's a big podcaster Who is Ethan Klein? I don't know. He's a he's a big podcaster And I'm sorry for market Jesus. So he's like I'll just mimic Elon Elon's like all right cool and then band Oh, and is he a big does that yeah, he's a big platform. Yeah But mess with the bull get the horns. He's oh he's suspended with a bull, get the horns, he's... Oh, he's suspended.

Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, sorry he's making fun. Well, you know Jimmy Kimmel was really disappointing. He goes, I followed you when you were the, he fucking goes, I followed you when you were the, the electric car guy, and now I've watched you become a full-blown piece of shit. Well, I thought you was like, I think Jimmy Kimmel, because remember, he's from the Mancho.

Starting point is 00:18:03 Well, he did, but he did black face of Carmelone But now he's the voice of raising for the left and remember he's entire shows tanked because he's promoting Paul Pelosi It's embarrassing, but he wasn't he just retweeted something he saw and if you're gonna Elon Musk for your news you're not he's he's basically He's basically the close thing we have to iron man He's it, but he's also silly on there. Yeah, the stuff he says isn't of work Kimmel was always silly. Why is he being a dick because be this my point because he has so much so many skeletons in this closet When his best friends Adam Corolla who's like, you know, basically us at Jimmy Kimmel has so many skeletons in his closet

Starting point is 00:18:40 He did blackface carmelone notice now this has come up. He's been in the face of cancel culture. You want some people, me too, all that shit. And then I think he has a deal somewhere like, you better go harm the paint. So he said he's lost half of his audience. His ratings are completely tank. Cause his entire monologue was about shooting on Trump, right? So he's made his career, he didn't make his career,

Starting point is 00:19:03 but since he got to this big platform, He's just started going hard on the pain on politics and Cancel culture and all that stuff. Yeah, so many skeletons closet. I feel like you better play ball, dude Or we're gonna point this So if you have a point of view that's fine, but to call somebody a piece of shit on on Twitter is just beyond the pale well It's like so if Elon Musk is a piece of shit who creates how many jobs and creates a product that everybody loves.

Starting point is 00:19:30 Boom. And it's also just a symbol of what's possible in terms of taking risk, PayPal, founder. That's all immigrant. And immigrant and all that. And if he's a piece of shit, then what is Jimmy Kimmel called, murderers, rapists, and deeds?

Starting point is 00:19:48 Then what is Jimmy Kimmel? Who's done more for society? You don't mind your Jimmy Kimmel. That's a great question. So then if he's a gentle person, Jimmy Kimmel, where do you get? Better than that. He's better than that.

Starting point is 00:19:58 He's not though, not lately. And I love Jimmy. He's my favorite host until he went super political. I'm like, what do you, I don't come here to hear your take on Trump every night. I'm crazy, man. Give a fuck about your partner. But even Jimmy Kimmel came out recently

Starting point is 00:20:07 and was like, I've cut my ratings, my ratings are down, I've got my ratings in half because I want so hard on the pay-in on Trump. Yeah, we're sick of it, dude. I'm not even the biggest Trump guy, but if it's all you're gonna do, if you want to go bad on Trump, fine, just be smart and funny about it.

Starting point is 00:20:18 If you want to go bad on Elon, then go be smart about it. But when you say somebody's a piece of shit, that's a fucked up thing to do. It's beyond civil discourse. And it's actually fighting words. It actually makes me, it's like, you're drawing lines in the sand

Starting point is 00:20:32 and you're actually drawing lines in the sand that can really get spun out of control. It doesn't matter though. Do you think it was nothing compared to Elon Musk? No, no, no. Especially on Twitter, I mean, it's insane. He's lost me as a fan for now. He lost me a long time ago, but I'm not mad if you're gonna roast Trump,

Starting point is 00:20:48 but have a unique take every night. Five days a week, that's your whole narrative. I don't know Jimmy. I know a sister and I love her. She's great. She's a comic. Old school Jimmy was fucking great. Old school. Great. He was a guy. He's great.

Starting point is 00:21:00 Amcros still to this day, his best friend. Oh really? Yes, they're close. That's surprising. Think about it. They mean at a polar opposite. Yeah polar opposite Well, it's it's not even that like we're just reasonable people like I'm I'm in the middle. I heard Trump's gonna announce his Presidency today. Wow little birdie works for him told me that Herning things will see it interesting new newt Newenglish did newt genglish was terrible old school

Starting point is 00:21:26 I found a man. Yeah, tell you a lizard. Are you a lizard? I'm your lizard smart guy been an old school Republican created the the contract with America considered one of the three Republicans Ronald Reagan Newt genglish who came to create the contract with America and realized that it was the third though. So his argument is Trump and here's why. He's been following politics for so long and he goes bad on the Republican parties.

Starting point is 00:21:53 A lot of them are managers, Herbert Walker Bush, George W. Bush, managers. It's not visionaries. And Elon Musk and Newt King Rich said anything you know, if you want to try to do prayer and school or any of that stuff, just know that the media is gonna take anything you do and it's going to, like even if you're pro business as opposed to pro big government, or if you say that the biggest success they had was

Starting point is 00:22:18 welfare reform, that Clinton signed in the thing because it was so popular, because it was like get people off dependency and into the payroll. And then when they're working, they will pay taxes and we'll have a boon, we'll have a lot more. And for the first time, they balanced a budget, which were so far away from them, but they actually balanced the budget. So he was talking about, but he said that Trump was a disruptor because he knew how the billionaire elites in new york worked he knew how politics is not the structure of the given money to both sides he was in construction

Starting point is 00:22:53 he spoke like he spoke like a blue collar guy so all the academics none of the new people like that all the book and elite they're not around that they were like this guy's guys destroy us yeah and white but destroying them But also the reason he gets so much backlash from all the media too is he doesn't play the game He's not compromised. No, he's not and also he had a really comprehensive foreign policy He was talking about this is new gimmers But he said that he knew that that we were footing the bill for NATO. So since World War two Everybody in the world has been able to trade on the open seas without

Starting point is 00:23:25 any worry that somebody is going to hijack their ships or fuck with them. Why? The United States, literally the United States, is responsible for all the seas security. Our Navy. Within the world. Our Navy. The Ethiopian say, hold my. But we took care of that. So, still part of it. And that was a little thing. But for the most part, our Navy police is, since World War II has policed the open sea. Oh, interesting. And so other countries don't have to pay for security.

Starting point is 00:23:54 That's a huge thing. Yeah, you're welcome. All of that stuff. You're welcome. And so he said, wait a minute, this is costing us a fuck load of money. Other countries should contribute. And it was things like that.

Starting point is 00:24:03 Yeah, that were very unpopular to other countries, but certainly fair and made a lot of sense. The first guy said- But also why do you get so much blowback, I don't mean an erectile, why do you still get so much blowback because those politicians in the seat before they were getting benefits off making those relationships with those other countries,

Starting point is 00:24:20 Trump goes in, I don't even fuck what they're offering. No, no, no, we're gonna keep it here in America and people got so upset. Yeah. Which is, what he also said, China is first got to say China's ripping this country off. Like that's crazy. It's not so. I know.

Starting point is 00:24:33 Because average American said that's what we fear. Fair trade practices were unfair and he called it out and it was very popular and all that stuff. So, but when you do that, when you disrupt and you speak that way, and you're insulting it's not the most professional. Yeah, that I wish you'd clean that. But I'll take people, people don't like it. People don't like it.

Starting point is 00:24:53 It's me, it's a very good interview. I did I send it to you. No, you just sent it to me. I sent it to Logan. It's a very good, Jordan Peterson and... Oh, it's Jordan Peterson? Yeah, on his podcast with you. Recently?

Starting point is 00:25:03 Yes. Boy, I'd love to hear those two massive news. It's really, really good. Really good. And you get a real sense of what's wrong with the Republican party, what's right with the Republican party, how it's changed, but also you get a real sense of inside politics.

Starting point is 00:25:15 Yeah, I'd love that. Yeah, really an interesting thing. It's it's an article. And that was the newest one with Jordan. Yeah, yeah. And Newt does, Newt's 80 or something and does the talking. I'll say something interesting to him. He goes, and you do eight or something, it does the talking. I'll say something interesting too, he goes, you know, he said, the talking about why is the left so, why are they into it, like having three-year-olds determined their sex and

Starting point is 00:25:36 all that and all the stuff? Pronouns and all that. And Newt Gingrich goes, well, I think the left and especially the elites are suffering from mental illness. I think they're actually crazy and that was his diagnosis, but he said, a lot of these generations, he's the two generations that just came about, they were schooled by parents who thought that they had to make their children like them. Your parent, my kids have to like me. He said, I came from a generation where if your teenager didn't like you, you were doing your fucking job.

Starting point is 00:26:15 I ain't your friend, I'm your father, I ain't your friend, I'm your mother, and why? Because this is how it goes, because the world's a kick in the nuts. I love you enough to be a bigger kick and the nuts. There was a balance there. There is. There is. I'm not saying that was all wrong.

Starting point is 00:26:31 I'm not saying it's all right. I'm talking it. I'm not the guy. No. I'm always criticized, because my son can, I love him so much that we just fuck around. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:40 My daughter's already hijacked me. She's already won. When it comes to discipline. She's already won. I just can't do it. No, we're the same. I'm only discipline when it comes to school and sports. Outside that, I'm a, my son makes me laugh.

Starting point is 00:26:49 You're the same. I'm pretty Lucy Goosey, you know. He just makes me laugh, dude. But as far as back in the day, it's also like, it's almost was a thing where it's acceptable for the dads, not to really put in time. It's just that was like, they would work nine to five. You're dead, Russell. You're dead, Russell.

Starting point is 00:27:03 You're dead, worked. You're like, I'll be Russell, new's paper. You're dead, you newspapers. You're dead, worked. Try and copy Russell newspapers. You're dead, you go to bed. That can't be the best way. They said first one out of the door, last one in. You ever hear Sebastian Mascalco's a fucking thing on that Italian father from Chicago? I think immigrant or at least like first generation.

Starting point is 00:27:19 He said, what the fuck is this? My son's my friend, we're best friends. I didn't meet my father formally until I reached puberty. We're not even going to say that. Until I was 18 or 19, he goes, my father was first one out, last one home. He was always at work. I met him, I think he goes,

Starting point is 00:27:35 hey, I'm style man, I'm style man, I'm style. I was puberty, I work out for you. He's got to do something. It can't be the right thing to do. Like spend time with your kids, everything, you know, but back then That's what they thought was right. You know what it was back then is more of a fear of your parents There's more respect the greatest generation, right? They did all right. Yeah, you're right. They did all right for dads That's one of their problems. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know

Starting point is 00:28:00 But as long as you know your dad loves you But I I spend every waking minute I can with the kids. It's just the different times are different. And also back then, right, it was like nine to five worked for the man. Like there was a lot of entrepreneurs. There wasn't off-seek social media. There was other ways to make amines like as far as money.

Starting point is 00:28:18 It's just your creative. It was just a different time. I can see my son, it's so fun. They also dressed a whole lot better than They're more disciplined. Oh, yeah You dress you dress my father still my father still if you if you show up in sloppy clothes Especially to like a wedding or a party. Oh, no, you got a prop. He's like all cool people out my shows Like some guy me. It was in shorts. I got shorts, huh? Is yeah, man. It's hot. I say yeah, David white or shorts Yeah, I'll be telling you know probably she's like no, I told him like we need doing it

Starting point is 00:28:45 Yeah, he's doing my son my son wore himself a tie and a suit Yeah I won't I might get to the house in sweats and they're like why damn like you have respect for yourself, dude Yeah, so it's a young age. There's a discipline to it 100% and you by the way You feel differently in acting we used to always say like when you wear shoes If you're playing a character and you show up in like soft, sold shoes versus bespoke leather shoes,

Starting point is 00:29:11 you know, where like they're dress shoes, you're gonna play that character differently. It actually changes the way you walk, feel, move, speak. It really does. Jeffrey Tambor always talks about how you couldn't figure out this character and it sounded this is actory shit, but it's interesting. He couldn't figure out the character and he found the shoes and they were tight and they

Starting point is 00:29:29 heard his feet a little bit, but they were with the English wear and they were fucking, I mean, you're talking about the souls and the leather and he goes, he put those on and he goes, oh, I got it. I got how this, so they always talk about the English aristocracy. This is going to sound crazy, but when you sat down in a chair during the day, sir, and I don't care if you were 80, you did not sit in a comfortable chair. You sat in a straight back chair. You did not lounge.

Starting point is 00:29:57 Lounge in a comfortable chair was when you had a brandy after dinner, after all that, then you withdrew to a special room where you allowed yourself to reclaw. Non-front people, maybe close friends. There's something to be said about that, because it's also like now today, and it is what it is, whether you're left or right, like America's just soft, man. It's like so soft.

Starting point is 00:30:20 When you think about, like imagine back in the day, like your dad and my dad grinders, nine to five, there was even an idea to work from home right zoom call right and if you're zoom call and you're just doing your Jamies all day taking fucking zooms. Yeah, still getting a work done, but just it's not the same right well I was always taught to to saw my mother and my father said when you're at dinner at a restaurant and somebody a woman comes to the table You can call this showbiz I don't give a fuck yeah Yeah, you fart. You get the fuck up. You stand. A man stand up. Yeah. I come from that. So every man stands up. You stand up and you stay standing when she comes to the team. It's just a courtesy. It's just a queen of England.

Starting point is 00:30:56 Whatever it is. It's interesting. Protocol and manners are. We've lost a ton of that. A big thing. I know we sound old but not. I just feel like we've lost a ton of that big. I know I just feel like we've lost a ton in America's just in everything Way to come. Yeah, my my girls family all the men raise that way. Yeah, every fucking Coast what's really weird to his heavy percentage wrestlers and all raised in in East Coast. Yeah, Pennsylvania New Jersey. Oh, all wrestling's all about respect. Oh, dude. Well, when they talk so my father when they would all the men and so her cousins are all young young men, but raised with that fucking that discipline. Every one of them table manners when they sat with my father like this Ramrod straight and yes, Mr. Count. Yes, sir. A lot of that. It was pretty well. It was like. Yeah, that's cool. We got some discipline. Yes, sir a lot of that pretty well. It's like yeah, that's cool. We got some discipline. Yes dope. I want you to do that with me And here's why you my elder no because you the three of you guys are younger and I'm well you know you and change

Starting point is 00:31:54 50 45 is 45 so 10 years So you sit sit up straight around me mm-hmm sit up straight back make your back I'm young. I'm young. I can sit like this. No, I don't like you. Yeah, I'm young and I'm on tick-tock Slouchy Sally. No, I'm a sit like this. I'm a vape Hey, I'm a silly. I use them a vape get on tick-tock and get face tattooed Put both the soles your feet on the ground. Put your hands on your legs. No, leave me, I'm counting. It's sit-streaming.

Starting point is 00:32:26 No, I'm a big wig. Ram Rodgers. No, I'm a big wig. And I treat you, I show my disrespect by just lounging. I'm louing. I got a fucking text from Delia, I don't know where it just said, hey, Cunt. So I called him up.

Starting point is 00:32:41 My mama wanted to go to his show because she was at the Paramount Theater in Denver. She wanted to, she loves Chris. I told Chris, I'm like, hey, my mom needs to take you. He's like, yeah, I got him and my mom because her legs, she can't go. She broke her leg. Oh, no. She had surgery.

Starting point is 00:32:54 It's like not healing great. Spiral fractures. Houch. The big boy surgery. Yeah, it's bad. Not good, dude. Not good, buddy. Well, yeah, I'm sad.

Starting point is 00:33:02 I missed your celebration. It's weird. It's so weird. You and I were talking and I was like, missed your celebration. It's weird. It's so weird you and I were talking and I was like, hey, Michigan wish I was there and fucking San Antonio. And then you know what, your phone brings up. I, I, I pat or the iPhone's Apple has just like throwback. And it was like, you said what it said November 2nd, 2015 is you and me on stage and Manhattan. Crazy. And I said that to Brian, we've come a long ways, my man. We've been at it quite some time, man.

Starting point is 00:33:29 Quite some time. Quite some time, yeah. A while. Here we are. And that was early, fine, kid days, right? Yeah. My mother-in-law had her necklace, and then she had her engagement ring and her wedding ring, 30 years.

Starting point is 00:33:45 Stolen? The rings disappeared. A familiar party? Yeah. And this is my wedding and we looked everywhere and we were like who could have stolen these fucking rings and I put a damper on things because we're like who's a kleptomaniac? Because that you know. It's all your friends.

Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, it's my accident. Who the fuck knows? No, no one steals that bag. She didn't lose them. She left them in her room. Dimantra. Found them in. No, she's found smite.

Starting point is 00:34:15 She know we found them in her purse. Oh, it's like, okay. Well, that's fresh, right? Yeah, man. She started accusing the only black guys at the party. You all, hey. How dare you. There weren't any black. I knew that. You all hate. How'd I hate it? They weren't any black.

Starting point is 00:34:25 I knew that. But we had billions. I couldn't have. I could have had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other.

Starting point is 00:34:35 We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other.

Starting point is 00:34:43 We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. We had Koreans killing each other. I can't roll a time, I let myself go. I let myself go and then I have a very rough sense of humor. What was the food though? Trying to see how much I missed. Off stage whiskey, patties, how dare you? We had paella from scratch. Who made it though? A very special company that makes paella.

Starting point is 00:34:57 Oh, but I'm talking about our boy from Magic Bullets. No, no, my girl did. How was the music? Let me get to the paella. Okay, go. Yeah, I'm just checking, I want to see how much I missed. Man, I love paella. No, my girl. How was the music? Let me get to the pay. Okay, go. Yeah, I'm just checking. I want to see how much I miss man. I love Paya no, no Yeah, how about the paya because there were giant trays of the sky made it like outside From scratch and it was fucking ridiculous. It was you didn't post any pictures

Starting point is 00:35:19 I know what I don't like posting pictures about my my personal life that way. No, I open myself up to Fuck faces that make me angry. Oh, there's us right here Well, I'll leave you guys look at that. Here's a gay couple. We are gay couple look at his girl by the way go back Oh, now man, I'm sure my Sam my Sam warms my heart Come on, but yeah, Sam is the best and I'm also There's there's a G and Andy stuff. They're awesome. The great Andy stump. What a great guy, right?

Starting point is 00:35:53 Did you just eat Andy chin? Are you meant to be out there? Yeah, this probably from the show legend so smart legends funny guy too super funny. Yeah, it's great Wish I was there man I know I knew but the magic mind guys said I'll have dinner for yeah, then walk along Change gonna throw us a dinner. Yeah, and then you meet Chris our girls. They'll be fun. Let's do that. I would love it Can we do that? Yes? 100% we can want to do it in Malibu. What do you want to do? Yeah? Yeah, do at his house own the same dancing and with the same papis the whole thing magic mind everywhere For sure, fix your grass right come over right yeah right show a little respect really

Starting point is 00:36:29 yeah all right yeah you're too soft oh respect damn yeah but they played bad mitten over there oh my god okay that's a bad but that's a bad angle right there that's behind the bar I see I see brown patches dude yeah that's such a you kill my house no brown patches dead you have brown patches they're in brown spots that's a. That's I know. Oh, no he has kids

Starting point is 00:36:49 And we don't bad long. Well, that's I hate to go bad. That's not that's a second house That's not the house. He spends that much time at you understand Yeah, that's other house. No, I know it does Come on, buddy. We can we can more funds. Who defunded the yard? Who defunded the yard? Who defunded the yard? Let's get a little fertilizer on that. But there's an area where you play volleyball

Starting point is 00:37:11 and badminton, so maybe it's acceptable. When you ride turf hard like I do in sports, you're gonna scuff some shit up. You're gonna scuff? You're gonna create some divots in the grass. I guess, man. I guess man. I enjoyed watching my son make a Luke Rockhold and company laugh their asses.

Starting point is 00:37:30 Was he did your son dance? No, my son, my son has figured out that he's a comedian. Absolutely. And I'm watching him figure out, like he'll push the envelope, pull back, that didn't work. He's done to the line. He readjust his approach. Yeah, like you're coming.

Starting point is 00:37:46 He is like literally like a student of the game. And he was in a suit too. In a suit. And you're the other game? Yeah, but making people go far. Yeah, my daughter, my daughter in high heels, she's a full grown woman. My daughter looks 30.

Starting point is 00:38:00 Brian, I haven't seen her in a while. I haven't seen her so crazy. I haven't seen her since lockdown since at the gym and then when you were at First thing you said I like doing it. Look like is this yeah, you're like, oh, well, you're a full grown woman That's choosing Taco Bell. Yeah, it's it's insane. She's a 14 year old and she's five nine Super tall. I remember when you filmed your special in Chicago. That's one of our sliver kids. Yeah, it's proud It's so big now here and when you don your special in Chicago. That's one of our sliver kids. Yeah, it's proud. It's so big. No, I didn't hear it.

Starting point is 00:38:26 And when you don't sound as tall as shit now, they're both gonna be really tall. And it's so strange. Yeah. We don't see someone that says, boom. Yes. Big kids. Yes. God damn it.

Starting point is 00:38:36 Oh, we gotta have that, didn't. Yeah, hotel home. And I can't remember, Bill, the manager, there's great. They gave me that thick boy robe because I always complain about the robes not fitting. They changed the coffee, because when I was like, my only issue with them, their coffee sour, they changed their coffee beans. Now they offered that same coffee and a dark roast.

Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah, you gotta have a dark roast. At the best tacos in my fucking life there. Oh, man, it's so great. It's so great. You could live there. I could live there. When I have a red, I said when I leave there, they do.

Starting point is 00:39:02 I got sick, because for the reason I'm a place for wine is gonna mean you, because we found it together, and then I just always stay there. And then you were having your party, I was buying myself on Saturday night, and I know. Fuck, I know.

Starting point is 00:39:14 That's a bummer, man. That fucking love that place. It's just so unique, man. I actually, I'm gonna have a party twice a year with my closest friends, fuck it. I'm gonna have a party twice a year. You live,, fuck it. I'm gonna have a party twice a year. You only have, it's probably 20 parties. That's it, before I die.

Starting point is 00:39:30 I'm gonna for real have a party. Let's make you more 10 more years. I'm for real gonna spend money to have my closest friends together, have it catered, and just have everybody get to know. And do it at Magic Bullet's house. Magic mind, don't say Magic Bullet. Don't say Magic Bullet. Get better about names.

Starting point is 00:39:43 Dude, that's the cradle. Get better at names. Well, there's anything in your magic. We'll do it. Magic Mike's house. Magic mind don't say magic bullet don't say magic book get better about that's the cradle get better at names Well, there's a magic. Well do it magic Mike's us magic mind magic Mike mind mind that James Bishara James magic mind James my friend now Hey, you know, I guess hey, you know how you know it goes my friend, you know, I guess you like me my friend like oh He's way finer, right? Don't make cool and then they me like, hey, dude. No, you're making me mad. It's so cool. Sorry, buddy.

Starting point is 00:40:07 Sorry, pal. Yeah, we should do a party twice a year. I'm really sorry. I'm fighting the kid, Paloza. Well, because why not? Otherwise, you way to what? Everybody's too busy. Fuck off.

Starting point is 00:40:19 Dude, yes, babe. We can have a party. I agree. We should do a hundred, I'm down. I'm down. I'm not up on that. Have a whiskey bar bar have all that shit I mean we'll just have tiger fix and you can shove everything else up your old pipe

Starting point is 00:40:29 Why would I put it in my pipe? I don't know why not my shit right out. Yeah, try it. It's funny We got home you stay from the car show the hangovers on from the start It's such a good movie and I was go this is Brian's part my girl goes you know Every time this movie to learn you say that every single time. I was like, I don't know why I get so excited. She's like, I know, I know it's this part. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, well. I love that.

Starting point is 00:40:55 All right, chin, what do you got, buddy? All right, let's see. You got a good weekend chin, so Saturday you went to Brian's. It's girl's smoke shop. Relax Brian. Bro, I won't relax. You just went to a pressurization.

Starting point is 00:41:06 You look like she stepped out of a fucking movie. Yeah, it's true dude. Like, you know, you know, you don't record. Yeah, crazy rotations where they had like the most beautiful woman in the world. Like that's, I know, it is, I expect that, but it's like she belonged in that movie

Starting point is 00:41:20 as the hot girl at the party. Am I wrong about that? Am I being... Or for better example maybe she's the Asian with green eyes from big trouble China. Doesn't have green eyes. She's from Mongolia. That's how rare it is. Yeah but she's just she's just fucking gorgeous and seem very classy. Marry her. This girl. No, that's not what she's all about. Well, yeah, back in the 80s, though, she is first team all bad.

Starting point is 00:41:46 So pretty nice. They have to have a girl. Oh, oh, oh, what was that? No, fuck. I think she's a girl also from Russia. No, oh, dude, she was wrong. Oh, she was so hot. Look her up. she's in another movie. She's gorgeous. Yeah, back to his, his, his, but the back then, the Wiker, I green eyes too. So he wanted to get with both of them, right? Yeah, she's like, from Singapore, but she's Irish, I don't know it yet. Greasy.

Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know, dude. Everything's just as I said. Low pan. Big trouble and a little chiny. Never saw it, by the way. Oh my God. How do you up the poster in my fucking room? There's what's your main guest second. I guess the rocks and it real disappointing Damn, they don't have around the credits other seas right now Malian. Is that I think this is one. Yeah, yeah

Starting point is 00:42:43 Who she in. Let's see. Filmography. Okay, she hasn't worked in quite some time. Oh, you probably know her from Sharky's machine. 1981. Okay, she's a little too old. Oh, you know her from Tadda Tingers. 89. Detective extra large. Okay, sounds like she had some dark arts. Detective extra large. What is that?

Starting point is 00:43:10 I need to call the lover. Go over. Let me see the lover. She's not in that. The movie The Lover. You're about to leave your shit. Oh, to be a different Asian girl. You got to leave your shit.

Starting point is 00:43:19 You're racist. Oh, you're thinking Jane March. This girl. Probably thinking Jane March. She was super super pretty back. Oh, no, no, Jane go You think of Fred Rieck. Uh, Minjure Fred Rieck The mother that's I can't believe I remembered the lover. Yeah, when you see her in that movie when she was younger

Starting point is 00:43:41 It's that's some teeth on her huh? She did. Don't bite me girl. No, I can't. Oh, Bruce Willis with the awful goatee. That was his girl for a while. That's prime Bruce Willis. Yeah, and that's prime whatever. Now she's not Asian, right?

Starting point is 00:44:00 She's a mix of Chinese and something else. Look at her face, probably. Her body is what changed everybody. Everybody was like, why? No, she's fantastic. They're Jay March lover. Hi, I don't know. By the way, she might have been too young to talk about here.

Starting point is 00:44:12 I want to get canceled. Now here's the, I was a young man. I was about her. Sure, you were 17. Now here's the thing. Now she's gorgeous. I get that.

Starting point is 00:44:21 Now I was talking about a straight aging girl in big trouble little China and completely I'm basically a white push it to a white girl Same girl yeah All right, so you went to his party. We'll see you chin Just hang on With the did you drink some of that whiskey dude cuz you're a whiskey guy. Did you get in the bus? So Yosuf, yeah, you guys talk about how awesome is he's super cool. He was just like he's a fun

Starting point is 00:44:50 It's got me feel like the most special person. He'll let he'll take a while party over and make sure he's John Belushi from animal house, but way more classy. Yeah, but he gave me the shots of the he said it was like $40,000 whiskey Whatever so we just said it was like $40,000 whiskey whatever so we did the shots together. That half-given. It was amazing. A chin, that's so much fun. How much fun. What, you're on social media. How do you not post papis?

Starting point is 00:45:10 The ball is a papis. I thought I want to be the moment. How do you mean? You know, I respect that. Okay, daddy like. You're still the support team yourself. 45 year old chin coming out. Yep.

Starting point is 00:45:19 But definitely want to take picture of Brian. Together. You know, I can cool. We have fights coming out. We know I've been cool if that thing was present by Tiger Thick. I could have sent all the bottles. I didn't think about it. Yeah, it would have been nice. I did for Aubrey Marcus wedding. Did you? Yeah. I would have done that. I told I can we forgot. I just wasn't gonna be magic mind with a lock or something. But we got a five thousand out of bed on some stuff. Mm-hmm. Now it's not happening this Saturday. It is?

Starting point is 00:45:45 Yeah, it's a Saturday. You see 281, Messer, Greg Garden. Now hold on, before we go over our bet, hold on. You have Izzy, Alex Peeer, right? You know, you're sucking Alex out. No, I love Izzy. Nope, you're out. Izzy, watch this, he's a fan.

Starting point is 00:45:56 I love him. He says he can't stand you. I love Izzy, don't let him suck. Don't turn you. I just want to take that bet because I want to create some drama. Drama. Yeah. Now you have Carlos Parza, Zanguele, right? Don't I'm charner. I'm just want to take that bed because I want to create some drama. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:05 Now you have Carlos Parza, Zanguele, right? Now we're getting to the nitty gritty. Dustin Poirey, Michael Chan. Fuck, man. All of our boys. Fuck, dude. You can't do this to me. Okay, here's the thing.

Starting point is 00:46:19 I refuse to pick. I love both of them. I wish they weren't fighting, but they have. God damn it. It's a very good fight. No shit. Now now let me ask you this is a 70 or 55 55 Obviously, okay now here's the thing Why are you asking me do I have what do you mean you just tell us about the fights this is the toughest one to pick this is

Starting point is 00:46:44 This is the toughest one to pick. This is this is a Doesn't part is a slight favorite Like minus 170. I mean this is a Bambur now now there's a lot on predicate on this fight because that 155 whoever loses back you back alive I'm gonna ask you some questions like like a nightclub back alone and ask you some questions before I make my choice don't make them stupid Who would you say is the better grappler? Straight Jiu-Jitsu? Or like wrestling? Foray probably Jiu-Jitsu.

Starting point is 00:47:13 Foray is a blackbone Jiu-Jitsu. Yeah, that's fine. And then Chandler's wrestling pedigree and explosiveness makes them the better wrestler. Who puts who on their back first? Chandler, if there's a takedown, it's Chandler shooting on Porre. Okay, now.

Starting point is 00:47:26 But then when it gets down there, Porre has the advantage of our submissions. Would it be weird to say the Chandler is the more explosive athlete? Right now, yes. Yes. Does Porre in the pocket is... Could he has record to and we could have

Starting point is 00:47:40 his left hand. Lemme educate Brian Rhoca. That's him. He's a hell of a boxer. So his defense... Well, he's good at everything, right? He's Brian real quick. He's a hell of a boxer. So his, his deep back. Boys get it, everything, right? He's good at everything. He's a hell of a fucking idiot.

Starting point is 00:47:49 He beat Connor twice, Dan Hooker, Luskkebeab, but then he beat Max Holloway, Rennas, too much for Max, Eddie Alvarez, Justin Gagy, Fire the Year, Anthony Pettis. He'll put it on him. Jim Miller, he beat some of the big boys. I know. He beat all the big boys.

Starting point is 00:48:05 He's got them all. Now I got a Chandler's, just so branking, well I really want to pick out a Brian here. And now Dustin does make A some great hot sauce, B, a good bourbon. He has a really good bourbon. I love everything about Dustin. Love everything about him.

Starting point is 00:48:17 Now here's our friend Michael Chandler, right? Now he's, you know, he's four, he's two and two in the U.S. four fights, but he's fought the Hussu. He fought Dan Hookert, no punk, knocked him out he's four, he's two and two in the OCS, four fights, but he's fought the Hoosoo. He fought Dan Hooker, no punk, knocked him out in two minutes, three seconds. One of the best knockouts. Then he fought Charles Olivaire, right?

Starting point is 00:48:33 He could have won that fight for strong 10-8, then it up losing that in the second round. Then Justin Gagy, fight of the night, also fight of the year last year, crazy fight. For most people. So he has two losses, but boy, there's some entertaining losses.

Starting point is 00:48:46 And then obviously the front kick, Spartan kick, the first in disrespectful, that it is what it is. Yep. Well, so currently right now, who you're taking? This is a terrible thing. Chandler also fought a guy named Sydney Outlaw, which is a pretty cool name.

Starting point is 00:49:03 That's in Bell Tower clearly. I am, I mean, these guys are. You're on the hot seat. I'm on the hot seat and I hate having to pick this. Come on, give me more time. Nope. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you why I'm going, Dustin Prairie.

Starting point is 00:49:21 Here's why. Here's why. Chandler is going to have a very wide stance. Dustin's gonna kick that fucking calf a lot. Okay, now he's gotta be careful that Dustin does. What about Chandler's now? What about Chandler's time? He's gotta be very careful.

Starting point is 00:49:37 Chandler doesn't time that and throw. Now, if there's anybody that can sit in a pocket and have you catch his elbows and hands, it's fucking Dustin. Okay, he can protect you. There's a reason why it's a slight favorite. Yes. And Dustin has been, and then, look, Chandler's a hell of a wrestler, but if there's anybody

Starting point is 00:49:58 that can catch you on the ground when they're on their back, it is Dustin. Wow. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's it. I'll just let you out. No, no,. It is Dustin. Wow, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's it. I'll just let you out. No, I've had enough. No, I know, I know. But I'm gonna go, I'm only gonna go with Dustin,

Starting point is 00:50:13 because no one better. I know him better. Really? Yeah, that's it. I know both of us. I'm mostly, I'm not taking. And I just wanted to get a pick out of you. I think Chandler's awesome and I love him.

Starting point is 00:50:23 And I won't be mad if either one wins because No, no, no, don't play that game. He doesn't worry. I'm gonna Know a poor day because of the low kicks and because of his close quarters combat his CQB And in against the the fence in the clinch. I think both of them kind of stalemate each other I think I think child More aggressive more powerful probably the stronger guy His resting could be an issue his power. He definitely has the advantage kind of still made each other. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,

Starting point is 00:50:47 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,

Starting point is 00:50:55 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,

Starting point is 00:51:03 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, for that's significant. Yeah, by the time we don't we don't know, but doesn't part his alleging. Who's the age is? That's what it's saying about ages more miles and doesn't part his time. I remember it was a little bit easier. Doesn't part his been fighting the UFC for every- We are miles, but I have to say that our boy Chandler

Starting point is 00:51:18 is also taken, I mean, he's been- He's been called forever. Fight and that, well, a verified, that takes something out of you a little bit. Could, I mean, you know, hands are in the middle. Chan, there's older by three years. Hands are in the fucking guy.

Starting point is 00:51:29 Yeah, he is. I'm gonna, that's also, so, so you're talking about, I'm gonna say they have the same amount of, they have the same amount of whatever the words. Experience. Aware in term, where in terror.

Starting point is 00:51:41 So, I'd say, Pory has a little more. Still fighting at the top of the game. I'd say Pory has a little more. Also, Pory's been fighting a higher level for a lot longer. Yeah, well. I'd say poor he has a little more. Still fighting at the top of the game. I'd say poor he has a little more. Also, poor he's been fighting a higher level for a lot longer. Yeah, well that's a big deal. Not saying belt-tour is not a high level. It ain't UFC.

Starting point is 00:51:50 That's 800%. You ever remember, does Bradie fight Conner when he's at 45? The Thelon's boy. Conner McGregor is a hell of a boxer and does some stand there. So Michael Chan was not going to give him a box. Channer has more power than both of them. Yes, he does. That's a huge factor. Chan was does. That's a huge factor.

Starting point is 00:52:05 Chandler's explosive. That's a huge factor. And Chandler's also right now, like their golden boy for the UFC. Chandler's thought he was either gonna get Nate Diaz or Conor McGregor. I talked to him. I was like, then out with me, when they announced it,

Starting point is 00:52:19 you got it and then the rumors of Dustin Porridge came out because he was paying get up first. It's a great fight. He's fishing for a big dog and he got one in this. The only thing the reason I'm not picking on was because if Chandler does a party lose, it changes the trajectory of their career because at 55 it's so deep. There's so many young lines there. It's going to be tough to get back to the title shop for either one.

Starting point is 00:52:40 For either one to be good at tough. I know that. I'd love to see a mock show fight either. I'm, and I, I think Chandler mocked shows a interesting fight. Listen up. Oh, God. Are you getting your knee pads out?

Starting point is 00:52:55 You're ready to suck off the day of your standings? Hold on, come down. Listen up. Listen up. Sit up. Get your back straight. No, I'm land. I'm big way.

Starting point is 00:53:04 Get your back straight when you talk to me. I'm chilling. Don't, I don't want you to bring up. It's my lack of strength. I don't want you to bring up Islam Makachev again. Okay. Now, you know, I love Dustin. Take your ring.

Starting point is 00:53:14 Okay. Take your ring. No, take your ring. No, you shut the Makachev. Take it. Now Chandler, what's Chandler gonna do with Makachev? Is his power. He's exposed to power.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Oh, oh. He's been knocked out, right? Yeah. Yeah. What's Chandler gonna do with market chip? This power is exposed to oh He's been knocked out right yeah Yeah, you know, it just needs one baby. That's right Shut up Don't bring up market Jeff again. Hey, this is this is Brian whenever I mention a dagu-stained Don't bring them up. They're offended by that don't bring them up again. I want't know. Don't bring him up. And they're offended by that. Don't bring him up again. I want you to know, they don't like that. I don't go like you're like just line him up. No, I don't do that.

Starting point is 00:53:51 You're the better boys. I don't do it like that either. That's not how I would do it because that doesn't even feel that good. This is Brian, I'm wall-ersing. This is you, when you're jacking off at night, it's a daggestanding fucking buccacchi film. It's a wall-ers.

Starting point is 00:54:03 They call that the wall-ers. And they're all in singlets. A lot, a lot, a lot. Is that what they're? Gay. So don't bring up Mark Chef again, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Do you want me to break down the Adesanya per-

Starting point is 00:54:16 the herrified? Sure, man. Okay. So you tell me first. I'm gonna pick a piece of heart, can you wait? Yeah. I'm gonna wait and then do it. I'm gonna go pee.

Starting point is 00:54:24 I'll check my phone. We're taking a break. Do some research. Hey guys, come see me this weekend. North Carolina Comedy Zone. Next weekend I'm an Addison Improv. Good to go. Let's do this shit.

Starting point is 00:54:35 Alright Brian, give it to me. Is he out of the pair then we'll move on. Here's what, is he is one of the great champions, love him. And I think it'd be the worst thing in the world for the UFC if Pehara wins. So I'm going to be Pehara. So I'm going to be rooting secretly, even though I have money on Pehara,

Starting point is 00:54:52 I'm rooting against him. If he's playing for the grand, I think. Yeah, five or three. Five. Take it easy. But there are a couple of things going on. One, Pehara hits, he's bigger stronger and hits harder. And I think he's gonna press.

Starting point is 00:55:10 He's gonna press. And how's that worked out for every other high level fire that presses, is he? Let's go ahead. Well, it's a different kind of press. It's a different kind of press. I don't, I think you can make the argument actually that is he does most of his damage

Starting point is 00:55:24 when he is the aggressor, not when he is necessarily the back foot fighter. Okay. Oh, that's right. Okay. I think, no. I would say, no. He gets knocked out some finishes

Starting point is 00:55:40 when guys press forward. They make mistakes, he's telling me. Not really. I would say, for example, Whitaker was not about, he kicked him in the head and knocked him out. So actually, if you look at a lot of the actual damage he does, it's when he's moving forward. You have to take a chance against Izzy when they open up, take chances. That's when he gets finishes. And the narrative on the FC and why they're having a fight here because they know Pierre's gonna press the action.

Starting point is 00:56:05 He forced Izzy to fight. Otherwise, Izzy to sit back because like with the old Romero who didn't want to engage, Izzy's like, cool on the champ, I'm just gonna sit here. Yeah. Because he's not gonna press the action. He wants you to make mistakes on four, and that's when he knocked you out.

Starting point is 00:56:16 Yeah. And as soon as he's opening and you get more tired, then he'll press it. But initially, Izzy likes to have you step into part. I do, but so here's what I think. I don't think is he takes a garlic pierre and I don't think pierre is afraid of isy's power when he's moving back. Okay?

Starting point is 00:56:33 And I think he absorbs that and then he's able to land if he's pressing action. I think guys, I think two guys at that same size with pierre is high level kickboxing like that when he presses a different kind of press. And if he's able to weather Izzy's backward movement and strikes, now Pierre capitalized. Sure. And that's what you're going to say. Sure.

Starting point is 00:56:56 You know, nobody's ever bailed to do that, right? And these days. Well, I don't, I would respectfully say that no one that Izzy in the octagon hasn't fought anybody like Pierre in terms of their striking and that level. It's the highest level for a five. And also big, also really, really big. Very big for the weight class. He's not that much bigger than his.

Starting point is 00:57:12 I believe he's stronger and bigger, a little bigger. He's a big boy, big head. You know, Bayes, he's big. You've been around him in person. I mean, it's huge. I give you once a predicate on Pierre and this. Yeah. Pierre and his UFC fights, obviously, if you're new to peer and you just watch Sean Strickland Jesus Christ man

Starting point is 00:57:29 Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, he was hit and his fights before this he got hit several times Yeah, he's taking down didn't do much on the ground But I don't think we get much grappling so that doesn't matter what and I think Izzy too If you go back on much of the fight we got knocked out when it's just kickbox. It was just six years ago, I think, five, six years ago. Six years ago. Izzy is when that fight, he's a more technical striker. He's a better striker, overall, better striker. He doesn't have the same power.

Starting point is 00:57:54 He's more technical fighter. He's when that entire fight based off technique and speed and decided to play that dangerous game of a shootout and Pierre has more power. And landed the punch. That's it. We've never seen Izzy ever again fight like the Neo4C. The only thing Kim close to is Kelvin Gaslam.

Starting point is 00:58:09 He did not knock beating him, which was to me top three minute wait, fights of all time. But I think Izzy has learned from that. And also Izzy is used to fighting 25 minutes, being the main event, being the center of attention. I experience never fought 25 minutes, has never come close to find

Starting point is 00:58:25 somebody of Izzy's caliber in mixed martial arts. This is his first fight. Oh, and I mentioned that Matt squared garden. Big lights, big lights on a hold on, but the biggest light. Yeah. So we're gonna have to you took a good bet. Hey, he's gonna have to deal with those butterflies. You took a good bet. And then also, oh, you're, you're, you're banking this off of Izzy from six years ago. That's cute. No, I'm banking on. No, but that's what most people are doing. And then also, oh, you're, you're, you're banking this off of his he from six years ago. That's cute. No, I'm banking on. No, but that's what most people are doing.

Starting point is 00:58:47 Oh, well, he beat him, you know, it's like, okay, you're, and then as he, we have coach and experience at the highest level. Sure. I think what happens, you want my prediction? Yes. Pierre is gonna go forward. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:00 He's not gonna touch it. He's gonna get very frustrated. He's gonna be walking around. He's up probably three rounds of zero at this point. He's not gonna touch him. He's not gonna touch him really. It's gonna be moving, doing this thing up probably three rounds of zero at this point. He's not gonna touch him. Not gonna touch him really. He's gonna be moving, doing his thing. He throws a lot of smoke now.

Starting point is 00:59:08 There's so many more tools than his arsenal since last time they fought. Peersing at very fresh rate. You know, back to corners, we down three to zero. His corners can go, dude, they're still working. We have to start going for broke, you got to die in your shield. The problem is when you die in your shield against guy like, is he rushing? Sure. You get finished. I think is he knocks him out fourth or fifth round? Really?

Starting point is 00:59:30 Think finish him. If he doesn't finish him Yeah. He mobs the floor with him decision. Pierre doesn't touch him. Really? You think that is he's kickboxing is at MMA? Yeah. Wait, but his striking is higher level. With 4-ounce gloves on. Is he's a better technical fighter? 100, but his striking is higher level. With four ounce gloves on. Is he's a better technical fighter?

Starting point is 00:59:48 100, not even close. I think not even close. Not even close. Now the closest that is. Those fights, look, I watched those fights. I don't know about that. I wouldn't say that. I would say here as a high level fighter.

Starting point is 00:59:58 That was six years ago. I'm saying MMA. But Pierre has been, hasn't he been in the game, the kickboxing game since then? This isn't a kickboxing beat. This is Mixed Martial Arts. I'm standing. He's lost one. He's been hit in most of his fights. He's been taken down. And these aren't high level guys. Right. His high level guy fought with Sean Stricken, who's handpicked and

Starting point is 01:00:16 engaged with him. Yeah. Was supposed to grapple decide to, oh, I'm doing well in the striking game. Gets knocked out. Yeah. You're dealing with a completely different animal and easy. And I know the knock on me is boring stuff like that. Who? Who's easy? People say that?

Starting point is 01:00:29 Well, you don't. I'm saying for the fan base. He doesn't get finishes, stuff like that. And it's not on the easy. He's already the champ. You got to take that belt from him. You got to beat him. And this is why this fight.

Starting point is 01:00:39 If I lose five grand, I want to. Yeah. I would love to. Is he still hatred? He texted me. But I think Pierre is the perfect matchup. And that's why the UFC, they're pushed in Pierre notice. He went no, no experience, no experience,

Starting point is 01:00:52 Sean Strickland, when that, the title shot, if you give him anybody else in the top 70 loses, guaranteed, they can grapple. So you gotta save that nut for him to Izzy. That's why I think he's a bad champion. No, I'm gonna hold the belt. Well, that's a whole nut. I think so short-sighted. I agree.

Starting point is 01:01:07 And but I literally think, do you see, no, Izzy can beat him, hope for some to fight, hope get a knockout, it's gonna build Izzy's star even bigger, because they know Pierre is not gonna sit back. He's gonna go for broke and get the best of Izzy. Izzy and those first, the first round, two rounds,

Starting point is 01:01:22 he's gonna be very dialed in, very focused, so I'm gonna be a whole lot of action. Because remember, he's lost him twice. I'm with you, who you are. That's in your month, months, yeah. So he's even watched his PZQ's early on. That's why I don't see why you say he's a much better striker. You're talking about MMA striking.

Starting point is 01:01:34 The MMA I love. Meaning you've got to worry about a takedown, but I don't know, is Pira's gonna... I'm gonna take down, like Glenn Fireway. As far as MMA goes, is he a run-sword with one striker? What's the difference? The reach, the distance, the kicks, like there's a lot of difference. And then also don't get twisted.

Starting point is 01:01:51 Don't get twisted. If it did become a grappling match, which I would not pay to watch. But if it did become, is he a much better guy? Is he's got more experience. But I think is he sits on the outside, wins based off points, and I even think we're in some booze,

Starting point is 01:02:05 and then Pierre is coaching Mike, all right, the same work and we gotta go for broke, and Izzy takes advantage of it. Cause I don't think, everyone's like, well, if Izzy want to, he could have a grappling advantage. I think, and Izzy's mind's say, he's like, no, no, that's the easy way out.

Starting point is 01:02:18 There's a reason why Izzy's gonna be the best middleweight of all time. If he beats Sam, he's up there, right? So I think Izzy's going, no, no, I'm gonna show you, I'm better striking him. He's gonna show you. He's in that class. That's, that him, he's up there, right? So I think he's going, no, no, I'm gonna show you, I'm better striking than him. He's gonna show you. He's in our class. That's, that's, he's quicker, more technical, more tools.

Starting point is 01:02:30 That you have the power though. So is he can land, you know, two to three shots and peer will be fine. Peer lands one, this thing's over. That's when I always go with that. Oh no. I always go with it. I go with the more talent.

Starting point is 01:02:41 Because peer is such a high level striker as well. He just hits. I'm always late to the game and guys They got to do a lot before I jump on their bad mic again unless you're you know unless you're fucking home homeboy from Penn State wrestler Bonacles but outside him it takes like I'll wait with the game with I with my chef Yeah, come on We had to see it for yourself and I saw my guy you guys were right. Well, most time people aren't. Sometimes people don't, sometimes those lights, there's competition, those lights can change things.

Starting point is 01:03:09 Pierre is an experienced competitor. Not this level. But he's an experienced, sometimes you get to a level and you belong there. Like you're exactly where you belong. And I'm not right, say, Pierre belongs here at all, because if he didn't have this backstroke, is he? Oh, Papa, blah, blah.

Starting point is 01:03:25 You're going through the fucking gauntlet. You can get polo-costa. You can get fucking Bronson. You can get Jair Cannon in. You can get Batory. Oh, and if you get through them, and you rank them on top three, well, then there's a guy waiting for you

Starting point is 01:03:39 who just can't free out of way to be dizzy. St. Robert Whitaker. Yeah, he's a nightmare. Night? Sure. Is he the best matchup for Pia? Just happens they have that backstory. It's they don't have that backstory.

Starting point is 01:03:51 This never happened. Correct. You know what Whitaker would do to Ag's Pia? Yeah. Whitaker can wrestle his ass off. He's a crab him by the way. And he's fast. He comes to the ground.

Starting point is 01:03:59 Yeah. Well, that's why I think Pia will hold the belt for exactly 10 minutes. If he wins this, then he's... There's an automatic rematch. There's an automatic rematch, and that's still as I say in the shop show to Chin. It's very short-sighted because I think if he's banked on his winning, but the other side of this coin is, if Alex does knockout, is he, right? And then on the automatic rematch, he's been running the champ for so long, you have to

Starting point is 01:04:21 give him that's the way the FC works. So he's automatic rematch. Let's just say he has his, his number. To your point. He has his his number. It knocks him out again Well, you then you got Robert Whitaker in the in the shadows. Yep, Votary Yeah, bronzer kind of killed the division there Someway, so it would just be like rotate the belt and then you're also killing literally I mean since Nate Diaz and Conor Gregor's out You're you're literally ruined and John Jones out your

Starting point is 01:04:46 Is he's your biggest star? Yeah, I have no idea. Is he just by far your biggest star? Yeah. So to me, short-sighted, but it's interesting. We're talking about it. He is your biggest star. 100%. Jim, what do you got?

Starting point is 01:04:56 All right, this is a robbery in LA. In Hollywood? West Hollywood. And it's in broad daylight too. So this Tesla driver gets robbed. I'll just show you the video real quick. If it please. Got robbed in the middle of middle day. Just watch how everyone reacts reacts here too So showing a man being robbed at gunpoint right away from his assailant only to be later run down by the suspects vehicle I was still chasing him and what you want is watch or something whatever he has But apparently the only thing he had it was a ring so they took his ring but check this out throw the ring and go do I know he just ran away So check this out This is the moment the crooks slammed into the victim. Oh my god the man

Starting point is 01:05:48 This is broad daylight all these cars around Lapsing on the sidewalk watch as one of the thieves forcefully you guys know shirt on and then drives away Man Johnny Depp loomself That's really my blowing that would happen Well, that's good that you survived and you had the video now You know, that's a good thing that you least and the guy doesn't have the gun there So he literally chase him chase him around the parking lot and then gotten his car and then ran him over in Brett broad daylight with all these cars. No one does anything. No one does anything Jesus. Yeah

Starting point is 01:06:24 Yeah, that's yeah, that people Well, they have guns. That's why nobody does that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that people assume they have guns now. And line weight. Yeah. Anyways, that was a... I'll catch him. I hope. I hope so too.

Starting point is 01:06:34 I mean, the catch-up, especially if they get... They can zoom in, they get his shirt off. This is the catch-up. I'm sure the last split was there too. His tattoos and license plate. Yeah. Oh, he's got tattoos. Yeah, the catch-up. All right, what else we got? Oh, actually, we'll start with this one, because split was there too. Is tattoo's in license but you can catch them. Oh he's got tattoo. Yeah, they catch them.

Starting point is 01:06:45 All right, what else we got? Oh, actually, let's start with this one because I have this too. The Aaron Carter, he just passed away. Did this surprise anybody? No, I'm being mean. But when, well, as fly my girl goes, oh, you won't believe this Aaron Carter diet, I was like,

Starting point is 01:06:58 I'm sorry, our end card is in a band, right? Or is the brother? He was, his brother was Nick Carter who was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very He was. The brother was Nick Carter, who was very famous in the back of the boys. And he was all. Aaron Carter was the younger brother, but he by the age I think of like 13, 14, he came out with music and would open up for Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears. And then when he was young, he had a huge track with Shaq and some other, but he like sold over a million records when he was like 12 or 13. And then that, the him and his brother had this, this big fallen

Starting point is 01:07:24 out, right? Like you got nasty. You got really nasty. There's a lot of trauma in that card. Yeah. I became fascinated with watching his interviews, like, in the last year because he's almost like this textbook, like, narcissist, like hijacks, any conversation to bring it back to some grandiose topic about himself, but obviously suffering a lot too. But it was just like, this is really fat, because everything's like, I don't get enough credit, I'm a genius, like everybody knows it's really me, who's like the first Justin Bieber, all the stuff.

Starting point is 01:07:53 And then he, And the face tattoos are always a bad sign apparently. Yeah, and then he came out and said he's like, pansexual, it was a nightmare. Let me see what he looks like, dude. He's a good looking kid, dude. And the handsome dude. Yeah, just a mess.

Starting point is 01:08:07 Yeah, I just lost, you know, and then your brother's fricking, you know, Nick Carter, the back street boy says, a hard shout to come out of, and then he had, you know, he had a son, he had issues with baby mama, and the conspiracy theories, his last tweet was to Kanye West, goes, Kanye, let's sit down, talk man to man. man It's like bro. You think Kanye need you in his life I know his wife I was late sister his late sister password, too. Yeah, that family is the tragic man. It's horrible dude at 25 34

Starting point is 01:08:36 Horrible. Oh my god the parents on the post by Nick Carter with him and his brother young You know because I got a brother. It's fucking sad man. Wait, let me me see so look at this poor kid you get here to see that i call these people i always say that the american lost that he has he had a diction problem you know he had a big big addiction problem obviously obviously hmm there's a hollywood can go fuck it up when you're post-catchers like that though there's something going on i'm sorry i i used to do a lot of weird things with like,

Starting point is 01:09:05 I mean, in addition to the face tats, but. Yeah, he's got, he has a lot of time on his hands. Who's that girl? That was his baby mama, they've got a kid out together. Okay, great. It's also, there's the kiddo. Don't pose like them. Yeah, he's got big problems.

Starting point is 01:09:21 It's a shame, it's also, it just shows you, it's like, dude, these kids stars, man. Yeah, it doesn't matter. But also, even experts, I mean, they're studying a little more now, but there's no blueprint on how to handle them. Like, you think of the shit Justin Bieber deals with Selena Gomez talks about it?

Starting point is 01:09:35 It's like crazy, shit. He's poor kid. Just the amount of tension, like we're, yeah. Humans are, humans aren't, humans aren't made to be this famous. Like when you're that famous,

Starting point is 01:09:46 and then also you have no one that really relates to you. Well, you have no one who could say, hey, fuckface, you're being weird right now, you know, stop this. But you have no one. He was like the provider for his family, like all these things that you do hear about, it makes you more sympathetic to like,

Starting point is 01:10:00 he had no strength, you know, he didn't even have a shot at it. A little brother guy, you know, because that's horrible. That kind of pain. Hor horrible. I saw my father when he lost his his father his brother and I don't care. Did he lose him at a young age or no? No, man. It didn't matter. It's a little brother And I'm just saying I did 77, but that was a big 75. Yeah, yeah, it's still a little brother I can't ever get a game fathom. No, that's why I hope I go before your fucking brother man that's horrible that that bond is deep horrible horrible this right here is a shame could you tell you struggling you know yeah yeah so

Starting point is 01:10:33 after all this media attention and headlines turns out Sylvester still owns reconciling with his wife this a happy story he loves a fuck out of wife and he loves a fuck out of his family Yes kids are great as daughters are great. He loves testers. Yeah, he's his daughters are fucking awesome this guy This guy has raised his family in Hollywood the right way. I don't know how he did it She grew up on a farm Yeah, it was a lot of her discipline and the way she runs that and look at how she she's my age by the way Look at her she's my age, by the way.

Starting point is 01:11:05 Look at her. She's so much better now. I know, she's incredible. She's also a class act, but this dude, motherfucker, is over the daughters. He loves his family so much. It's crazy. He says, yeah, I think I'll take a freaking advice of this.

Starting point is 01:11:20 He put, I put work before anything. You know, I've learned my lesson. Yeah. And I get it. The know, I've learned my lesson. Yeah. And I get it. The dude's doing non-stop movies. Like, sometimes I put work ahead of my family to track the mistake which won't happen again. He has widespread sick of a shit.

Starting point is 01:11:32 It's kind of like Tom Brady, because you know, they were already on the rocks and then you're supposed to retire and he's like, now what's you going to football and she's like, all right, I'm out, dude. Like, you obviously don't care enough about the family more than football. The last family's like, he's like football. I had a conversation with him about exactly that.

Starting point is 01:11:46 Like he was like, yeah, I think I'm gonna stop doing movies, you know, and I looked at him and I was like, well, you know, we'll see. He's just said, and then I saw him, like, I don't know, like three months later, and he goes, I'm doing a movie. He looked all sheep's, I got pulled back in. I'm like, well, you know, you're, you love doing it.

Starting point is 01:12:04 But it is, there's a price you pay for all this shit. Oh, yeah. Have you lost the crown for him? Have you lost the crown? What else you got? How's this one work? So this guy in a nightclub in Australia, comes out the cleaner, been banging on there

Starting point is 01:12:19 for several minutes, I guess. And the dude is like, fed up with it because he's trying to get his dizzle sizzle. Oh, he's in the little girl. No, he was doing his thing in there. Yeah, exactly. And the cleaner is like, bro, I'm trying to get in there. I don't know if it was to clean it up or break it up, but he comes out swinging. Well, what's weird says cleaner because it looks like another bro is trying to get in

Starting point is 01:12:40 with a girl. And then the cleaner is probably knocking. And then this guy's like, hey dude, I'm trying to get my dick wet. So he's knocking but he's it. He's like busy. Yeah. It's all covered in blood. I know. So fast. So I guess there's a few ways to interpret that. I'm like who's who's in the right here with the guy the cleaner is in the right. That guy's a dick. No, but the cleaner it was in the bro knock on the door. He got in the fight. The cleaner it looked like he was trying to get in there and this guy's in there getting his weiner sucked and the other bros trying to get in there and then this guy was there getting his wiener sucked and the other bros trying to get in there.

Starting point is 01:13:06 And then this guy was like, what the fuck? I'm sure the guy was talking shit. That guy's a dick out of the way. But I also, my only caveat with this is if there's no foul play with the ladies going in that bathroom and you have to think of shit or something, you know what I'm saying? You got like a restaurant club and you think of shit? Like, hey dude, I gotta get in there. Well this guy, this guy's doing something

Starting point is 01:13:26 that's probably considered technically illegal in that establishment and he's about swinging. He's in trouble. Yeah. Is this Australia? Yeah. Yeah. And Australia, he's pretty fucked up.

Starting point is 01:13:37 Like cleaner was left with a broken nose. Look at this, this is him. Might have been doing some coke in there too by the looks of it. Sensor, year in prison a year in prison granted immediate parole though, you know, yeah Yeah, just a cleaner was left with a broken. Oh, so it was the guy in a skinny skinny jeans the cleaner and the white jeans Like it but he was with a girl. I know he was there. Why are there so many girls in this bath? I guess the women's bathroom.

Starting point is 01:14:05 Oh! It was awesome. That is the HM stall of the women's bathroom. X Army Technician, Billy, oh, so yeah, Army Technician, the guy's so nice. I was going to disable toilet book. We probably need to leave Pumper. I know there's a lot of room, but hey,

Starting point is 01:14:17 there's a lot of problems going on. It is frustrating, they're trying to get his rocks off. They're like, come on, we i'd like i just a second yeah you wonder what you do is is it like that somebody need to take a shit or is it rather force the rules or is it just being a hater paid for the rules to give him the money for hot second to blow whatever they do not really

Starting point is 01:14:37 organ counties yes or this is an interesting thing uh... in eastern organ i guess some of these counties are joining uh... voting to join Idaho, which brings up the philosophical question of do states have the rights to do this and should we treat, you know, counties like, no, should they be able to freely associate with whatever? No, you're part of the Republic of the United States of America. You can't do that.

Starting point is 01:15:00 You don't get to just, you know, can I use that vote next on joining Idaho? Well, no, dude, you can't mess up all the states and shit. Uh-huh. Just just on a just like a little, you know Just like the line the line Well strange midterms coming up. Who's about to be a red wedding? Yeah, it'll be a red wedding So I heard spout be a red wedding and then here's red The Democrats talk about. You're good. Well, those kind of so-so, when you see that kind of crime

Starting point is 01:15:29 shit, crime in the economy, that's what people inflation, the economy. Inflation economy, crime was third. Yeah. But inflation economy, crime, I mean, change. Well, inflation, you is conflated with the economy. Would be economy.

Starting point is 01:15:41 It's economy. I mean, they separated what the thing I was watching, but it was inflation number one, economy number crime number three and then pronouns are four right economy Economy and then I saw straws and turtles. Yeah Know it's it's yeah, you start You get you got DA's who have don't have bail Who don't have any don't have bail who don't have any consequences for when you attack county staff, which is going on in Los Angeles.

Starting point is 01:16:12 But you also have like the governor of New York where they interview him and she goes, we don't have a crime problem. It's like, hold on, you won't even admit to the, are you out of your mind? Well, not some people go. You're just going to lose, I think. Oh, yeah, 100%. She sucks. They haven't been readin forever.

Starting point is 01:16:24 And you can't even admit there's a crime problem Then if you if you don't think it's problem that means you're not gonna put resources into it You know you're doing thing to fix this means you don't live in the real fucking correct But also if she's just like yeah, we have a promo trap figured out I think people will be more willing to side with it, but you just want to be an idiot about it Oh, wait guys hold on What would be Goldberg has leaving Twitter guys? What the fuck Hold on, what be Goldberg has leaving Twitter guys? Just announced.

Starting point is 01:16:45 What the fuck, man, I wanted to do. I heard points are so good, I'm just so funny. So good, whoopie Goldberg, what am I gonna do without your fucking point of view on everything? So this place is all the lips, Levin, this place is a mess. I'm taking my bum,

Starting point is 01:17:01 a mess. We can't spread missing from my shit. Don't take your ball and go home. I don't know what we're gonna do without you. I know, I wonder where they're gonna, I guess there's double down on Instagram. I listen to her on the view. I'd rather fucking have somebody drill my teeth.

Starting point is 01:17:13 No, no, no, no. I can't believe you listen to her. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. I just, I hate watch that shit. I get it, Jack, oh. They're so dumb. I'm just like, okay. What do you got, Jay?

Starting point is 01:17:23 Was it meteor one, y'all? Okay. There you go, Mark. Yeah, so this dude, here's a big sound runs out dumb I'm just like okay what do you got you um was a meteor one you okay? There you go Mark. Yeah, so this dude here's a big sound runs out in his house is like a media engulfed in flames so you know let's somebody's throwing a bomb at his house or something like that imagine the odds of that your house is a big bang I started to smell smoke I went under my porch to complete engulfed in flames they said it was a meteor yeah video stuff is clear you'll play that this one video begin lit up pretty wild yeah the fuck they catch video on this it happened it's a meteor camp

Starting point is 01:17:53 oh Sacramento take a look at that oh he was at home when he heard a big bang and started to smell smoke this is covered his porch was on fire as firefighters work to put it out people started showing up to his house because they said they saw a flash in the sky so that wasn't me

Starting point is 01:18:12 by the end of it how do you not die he's on the board quickly but there's video i wanted to see if the front porch uh... hopefully to play that yet right after this maybe i lost it too did you lost his teeth too. I guess I might be buying a lottery ticket today. One in four times.

Starting point is 01:18:31 The fire department says it takes about two weeks to figure out exactly what started that. Is that different video? There's some video from his front porch where it's like the porch cam that actually showed it like in golfing in flames. Damn. I don't know where it is now, but anyway, you get the idea. It's pretty crazy. Do you know the power bond California's $1.2 billion? So it's the highest there've been $1.2 billion.

Starting point is 01:18:55 Jesus Christ. I want that money. I'm going to play. Last one. You can take a lump sum up front. I was listening. They'll give you $989 million up front. Okay.

Starting point is 01:19:08 So here we have more if you get over the years. What else you got, man? That there's a newborn baby in India that doctors noticed she had a distended belly and they ended up taking out eight embryos from her stomach. So I guess it's a super rare condition where you essentially like engulf your twin, you know, in the womb and not just once, but eight of these. So they're all dead? Yes. They're like inside her body. The first time I wait, was she impregnated or something? Is that possible? That's crazy. They'll see the picture. And they say it's one out of, they're

Starting point is 01:19:44 like this happens in one out of every 500,000 burst, but I'm like, she can't even be that hot again. She's a little kid. She can't even be that hot again. She's a little kid. That's all that money. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:19:53 Hold the infant head, then, real. Yes. That's what you tell her, huh? You're like, hey, she'll be okay. Yeah, hopefully she's okay. Jesus Christ. What's that stuff from fetus? My kids, nine months old, 10 months old,

Starting point is 01:20:01 doesn't have that much hair, not even close to that much hair. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. She's a little kid. That's all that money. Yeah. Hold she's okay with Jesus Christ. What's that stuff from fetus? My kids, nine months old, ten months old, doesn't have that much hair, not even close to that much hair. You got my hair on my arm. Yeah, you're here. I'm on my arm.

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