The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 844: Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub start a Civil War over Abe Lincoln’s “Southern Trespass”

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

The boys discuss what happened in the midterm elections and why they think the Red Wave all the experts predicted didn't quite make it to shore, what they think will happen with the 2024 election, and why Dr Oz couldn't relate to the people of Pennsylvania. They also get into heated debates over a series of topics like Abraham Lincoln's preferences in the bedroom, whether Bryce Mitchell is sincere in his endorsement of flat eartherism, and where exactly the line is where things turn from fun gossip to dangerous conspiracy theories. Finally they react to current events like the news that Cain Velasquez was finally freed on bail as he awaits his trial. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I don't watch that. It will start at whatever three and end at like three in the morning. No, no, no, no, I'll see how it's going, but it was not, it was more of a, it was a red trickle. A couple of things. One is that, and I said this the Republicans Way overshot their mark with this Rovey Wade things because young women who are married were like hold on

Number one you want people to have you you're gonna make me have a baby fuck off number two People like me even get 55 year old men where I heard that some of these guys are saying under no under no 55 year old men where I heard that some of these guys are saying under no under no exception. So if you get raped, you have incest, you have to have that baby. I go fuck off. Oh, you mean that's it? I mean people didn't jump on board with taking away women's rights. Right. I got a huge issue with that. But she right before midterms. Yeah, and independent voter's dead. Yeah, but the thing is to be like, I'm not the one who was like, it's about to be a red

freaking wedding baby. I was joking around. Yeah, but everybody's saying. The reason I said this is because you guys told me that, not the Republicans and Democrats. No, I'm gonna tell you why. Even the Democrats are like, it's our fault. I'm gonna tell you what happened. I'll tell you what happened. So then what happened was Mr. all the Republicans, the traditional Republicans were traditional conservatives.

They did well. The Republicans that were like Trump or Die election denial, they fucking ate a dick. And most of them weren't that experienced. Mammoth Oz was basically a TB personality and a doctor. Dr. Oz, but the, my thing is like, you guys hate Dr. Oz so much, you vote for that guy, compromised even the words. I mean,

well also, hey, Joe Biden's, but also he doesn't compare to him. Like this guy literally can't speak. That's what I mean, but also you're also putting, you're also putting, but the Republicans are putting bad candidates, Herschel Walker.

He was a great football player, but I don't think he's the best fucking candidate. Can we do a little better, but he was a Trump loyalist. Yes. And now he's in it. He's in a runoff, it's going to be, I go to a runoff in December 6th, we'll say, and that'll be very significant to see who takes over the

Senate But what's what I think is interesting is that what they didn't and see if you can guess this so the polls right what didn't they what didn't They count on it's really interesting polls Call people on their cell phone right mm-hmm People into 30 don't answer any calls. Not now. From a fucking number they don't recognize.

Yeah. So they didn't get the 30 something under. I mean, you didn't even call, I have a block, am I right? Exactly. If I don't know the number it's blocked. So nobody's gonna be like, well, there's this 703 number. Hello, I'm not doing that. I also went trusted either.

Exactly. I especially the young kid generation. We don't trust in that. And so that was the call, it used to be you called a landline They don't do that anymore of course. Nobody has a landline now. They call cell phones But only old people answer their cell phones so all the pollsters according to what I've read We're getting skewed data. They won't get a bad male ballots to help out, you know Yeah, I'm about to but then also I'll tell you that the best night of all is DeSantis

DeSantis you do you by double, double digits. The third largest state in the union and the motherfucker won by 20 points. Crack, crack. He got elected by a half a point. Dude, yeah, that's the thing. It was a year ago he won by a half a point. Now he's double, you know, when double digit

and what they said, he won in Dave County, which is Republican high one there and forever. It's all Latin. So then I even heard the demo, I'll one there and forever. It's all Latin. So then I even heard the demo. I'll go back and forth. Even Dems are like, man, if we have to pick one, this is the Santa's guy. Like, even Dems, that's kind of what a president looks like.

Yeah. Obviously for the Republicans, he's the representative. And I was hearing someone very close to Trump say this. They go, he, he similar to Trump as the way he operates as far as like his, you know, what he believes in in certain policies, they go, but do you realize how much smarter he is? And that he's very eloquent. And he's not like, he's not going to have that ego where I go, let's attack the dams,

he wants to bring the country together. And I see him like, holy, that is a, that's a, when's the last time we had a president like that? That's a president. That's a president now Here's the problem. He can't be trump in the primaries because nobody I disagree with nobody votes in the primaries The problem is the Trump fanatical vote I see I see I see maybe now maybe if you start if you if the narrative is hey guys You got to vote in the primaries to get Trump out of there correct because people don't like Trump

No, but on both sides, right? Because he's so polarizing, he divides the nation. I wouldn't vote from in that aspect as far as some of his policies I agree with, but he's so divisive. I don't like him as a person. He's so divisive. I don't like him even first of all. The Santos from what I hear is one of,

he's like a guys guy, but I haven't heard enough from him to make a decision. I think he's also a pro scholar in the series. Yeah, but I haven't heard enough from him to make a decision. I think he's also a pro scholar. Yeah, but the rest of them can suck my spotted wiener. Yeah. They're terrible people on both. I like any of them. Third of all, you watch their like,

how is this the best we have to offer? Now, did a home girl win in Arizona? She was, she was point type of. Oh no. Carry like 2%. Carry like, you know what her problem is? Because she's a bit of a jumper. She was point type. No, carry like 2% by my leg. You want her problem is? Because she's a bit of a jumper.

Lexington now. It, 30% of the votes were in. She was losing. She goes, there's, there's fraud in this election. And literally on Fox, she's super pro, red, they were like, whoa, very, yeah, they're like, well, because of the med, because of the, tallying machines, the larger thing was dead as close.

But here's the thing about her too. She made a big mistake too. She goes, if you like Jamaican, get out of here. You're fucking insane. Oh, Jamaican was love. She needs the Jamaican. Jamaican was super love. You go, if you're in,

if you like Jamaican, get out of here. I don't want your vote. Are you out of your mind? How does someone go? He don't, Jamaican was an American here. He was a great man. Yeah, prison of war.

And what the fuck are you doing? You need those votes. Oh dude, some of the stuff that he comes out of the mouth, I'm like, this is nuts. Yeah, I like that she goes hard on the media. That's what I like about her. This is what I like about it. But again, I don't think about it either,

but when I watch her, I'm like, I'm, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, she was hard on the pain. I respect that. Bring her up when she was young. I don't know her policy. She's probably very she's still attractive and I like the way she speaks very clear Did you see DeSantis's side with let me check? I know I about yeah Yeah, she's very very pretty. I don't do you hear like that, but it's better when it's short well at the hair That's you know, it's funny. I say 80s. That's the 80s That's the 80s. Oh, she's really grown into much better looking

Who's she's beastie though, but again, cuz I like that people that push back and then her joke Oh, I'll do an Irvian CNN plus all right got my vote. That's what it takes for my dumbass I'm in so dumb. I see that and I'm like I like her. I'm I'm I'm justice dumb as any voter I criticize I am justice dumb as any voter I think I think like, I like her. I'm Justice Dombas, any voter I criticize. I am Justice Dombas, any voter I criticize. I think, oh, we're all stupid, including them. But what I think is interesting is with that doctor, I was right, like, dude. Like, come on, come on, what are you doing?

You're not even a real doctor. And then the guy that is running against, he's actually a real doctor. Yeah, he kind of is. And then the guy he was running against, Federman. Federman, hey, listen, I cover up my tattoos on stage. When you have Obama and Joe Biden,

could you cover up the guy? No, his thing is, do you have to have the goat head? His thing is to wear a hoodie and be one with the people. But he also had a stroke and he, you know, the somebody made this joke, it's not a good joke because I don't, I feel bad for him. Well, let's see. He sounds like bad Wi-Fi because he's he's coming in and out

You know, it's a fucked up thing. He sounds like a dial up internet. But that is true It sounds like dial up internet. He's recovering from a stroke. It's no joke. No, but here's the I'm listen I'm not point fun at anyone that has a stroke or has a speech impediment I have one myself and I don't have a stroke, but according to here's the thing. If you're not a brilliant person, you know what I'm saying, and speaks well, and you're a man for the people, you don't run for politics if you're compromised. Yeah. And I thought, yeah, listen, Dr. Ozzy, listen, you know, bit of a bad shit crazy, but I thought Dr. Oz was going to win just because they're like, all right, well, it's this guy who at the debates, like, literally have to have read from a thing

and mess that up or the Oz guy, I guess we'll go with Oz. But no, this just shows people like, on dude. Again, Oz big Trump guy, right? I think society's pushing back on. We're good on that. Well, also Oz wasn't from Pennsylvania, and also when he was, he was, he, this is what I would do.

This is where I would do. This is where I would go wrong. He's fucking shopping in Wegmans, which Wegmans is a big, like when you go to Pennsylvania. To Prensa? No, it's a, it's a, of course, he's doing like Ralph's. Okay.

So everybody knows Wegmans, you know, and I think you pronounce it a certain way I think it's Wegmans. Anyway, it's a big deal. So he's there and he goes, I'm gonna go shopping and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go look at how much prices are because Did they're out of touch? So he's fucking he's going through the store and he goes and he goes

He he goes look at this. I'm shopping for crudite from my wife and it's $20 I mean that doesn't go with tequila and and everybody in Pennsylvania is like what the fuck is like these talons What the fuck's like yeah? Crucita is a French word dude. It's it's when you chop raw vegetables up and you have it as a dip Yes, don't say it's critic tech. No one in Pennsylvania. My my girls my my wife's families from Pennsylvania They got a wall was and they get themselves fucking hoogies and wall was coffee yeah they are Americans will get some bagels that don't don't start talking if I was like hey guys let's have some crudey's day they'd all look at me like who brought the communist you know dr. Osir is like I'm one of

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I'm interested to see what happens in LA, and then also in New York, it was a lot closer, and there were some counties that went red. Like New York, you started to flip a little bit. Yeah. And then in California, pretty close to. Kru so it's still going on. I think Kru so may win. That'll be having a, he's technically a Democrat,

but he's a way more conservative Democrat. He's not a far left. And he's also not a fucking, he's also not an entrenched government bureaucrat with long ties to the government. He's a fucking billionaire developer. Yeah. My man gets shit done.

You know, it was a thing or two about making some mooney. Yeah. I like somebody who made mooney. I like when you made mooney because then you realize that there's a way to balance the budget. Yes. I'm saying what I'm saying. And then you care about the economy and other businesses

doing mooney. Yeah, it makes mooney. So right there, he's up right now. Damn. Barely though, dude. Yeah, this is still early. It was at 30 44% of votes still early with the mail-in ballots usually damned come That's pretty impressive this early 44% Uh-huh. I'll watch it all night and then finally I was watching my kids like, oh, this is shit I'm like it's this will make a difference for us That's a thing like herchal Walker lose it and like the Senate, the House, overall, yeah, because we travel

for where we live. Yeah, we need Coruse. Yeah, that's all you should care about. Well, what's funny though, it takes away what effect you're everyday like. Yeah, but the problem is that like what actually, so there's no parent revolt, there was no fucking COVID, no reckoning for COVID, There was no, like the same DAs that are soft on crime are still there. You know what's interesting?

Yeah, with your point about COVID, the places that lock, well L.A. right now is like indifferent, but the other ones that really lock down, they still won. The COVID heights. Because we have short-term memories. Yeah. Because now it's about inflation, safety,

which is crime. But even crime, like a lot of the DAs and stuff are still, but I do think like these major blue states like, you know, New York and LA, that's definitely getting closer, it's only matter time. I have to keep going down this path, but Democrats know they can't keep going down this path. Like, they're scared them enough.

We're like, all right, that was close. It wasn't a red wedding, but that shit was pink. It was pink. It was pink. But it was definitely a, it wasn't real but that shit was pink. It was pink. It was pink, pink wedding. It was definitely a, it was a red wedding. That shit was mean well. Blue tsunami and a red wave. Yeah, that shit was mean well.

They both cancel each other out. And I ask for a rare, and the way, Hey bitch, you getting mean well. You getting mean well. You getting mean well. You getting mean well. You getting mean well. You getting mean well.

You getting mean plus. Yeah, you getting mean. You getting rare, dad. You getting a rare. You getting no rare. There's no blood on this, mean. You gonna be rare. You gonna flay, cooked well down, bitch. I'm gonna open this. I'm gonna open this. You ain't no rare. There's no blood on this me. You're gonna be rare. You're gonna flake, cooked, well done, bitch.

I'm gonna open this up. I'm gonna open this up up up that. I'm gonna be blood just coming in the hallway. On top of that, we're gonna put a little blue cheese on there. Yeah. Little extra blue for you. The walls have bleeding a little bit. That's about it.

But everyone said, even Rogan was like, Rogan, he got backlash because it's gonna be like that movie in the shining, we're opening up the doors. It's just red blood. Yeah, crack man. But again, and Rogan was one of the smartest guys that we know, but, you know, we're not politics, we're not in, we're not polyside majors,

we're not in this scene. I'm getting it from other major sources. Oh, you know what, though? Here's the DEMs, we're fucked. I listened to a podcast called Commentary Magazine Podcast. They are homie, but commentary magazine podcast. Homies are for us podcast.

Homies are first podcast i'm a first podcast and all they do is follow fucking politics like nerds get deep in the weeds they write for max some time it's fun yeah they they're pollsters and all of them had all of them this morning we're like we are all humbled we're all humbled now they far all humbled. Now, are they far right people? Or what are they? They're, they're, it's surprisingly, they're actually almost all Jewish or all Jewish and they're conservative Jews. It's kind of a weird thing.

It's like they're thing. You're all, you're all ashamed of far right, but they did livestream from storm in the capital, but they're in the middle. No, but they're not, they're not, I guess they're more right than they are left, but they're more like in the middle. They're more in the middle, I'd say.

Yeah. And, but they're fucking smart, super smart. And all of them were like, hey man, we've all been humbled. We looked at every poll. We looked at all the fucking things. And guess what? People are different. Polls can be skewed.

And for the most part, you don't know what the fuck is going to happen until it happens. And the fact that these young, like college students or these people who are young, And for the most part, you don't know what the fuck is gonna happen until it happens. And the fact that these young, like college students or these people who are young, they're just unpredictable. Well, no, no, no, no the also think about the press on that be the press even the press on that rovers weight stuff the press hit even the millennials the young like we all heard about it no matter what you're watching MTV your favorite celebrities tweeting your posting about and so that was really in their face to them like I'll repugna the remember what the speaker court said about roe v. Wade they said guys it's not actually up for us as a doesn't matter because it is a state issue.

It's not a constitutional issue. So now I went to the States, and if you look at the States, including in Kentucky, conservative places, there was fucking, there no doubt that people, Americans, were like, I don't like wearing a condom, fuck off. I'm gonna make mistakes, and I don't want to have to deal with this, so abortion should be legal. Oops.

Oops. I'm pregnant Yeah, but all sexes are work condoms yeah Yeah, all this like lockdowns our tax or condoms all right inflation crime I think that I don't worry condom fuck that I don't The body in California. Yeah, but again with California we grew so you know that'd be a big one. Oh, yeah big one My horse won the race though, don't whatever you do the rest of what I had to do this morning Whatever you do don't say Brian don't do it. What'd you do this? Well not you you weren't doing a photo shoot for socks

We know I was not doing a photo shoot for socks. No, no propellers on there now here's a thing 55 I know but I read sun has a same stock ran out of socky walkies No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, daddy, you know, my friends over at Rapid Health, Dan Garner, Andy Galbin, very smart guys, scientists said, right? You've given us a lot of business. We're going to look under your hood for free. And I went, you motherfuckers, I love you. So they're looking under the hood. Daddy had to take, now you got to send in your saliva.

You got to send in your blood. And poo poo. Hold on. Yeah, shinna cup. Hold on. You got to send in your blood. You got to send in your saliva. You gotta send in your blood. And poo poo. Hold on. You gotta shin the cup. Hold on. You gotta shin the cup. You gotta shin the cup. Hold on. Soft surf.

You gotta send in your saliva. You gotta send in your blood. You gotta send in your urine. You gotta jack on? No, I didn't. No. I think it was different. They would probably take that.

I think it was different. But they then said, you gotta poo into this tray. Yep. And use the spoon. God damn it, use the wooden spoon. It's so disgusting. You gotta get, you gotta scoop it into these little tubes. So daddy has a squat, like a fucking dog, in his bathroom with a little tray and a vacuum.

And that's not good, right? That's not good. Oh, that's a great smell. No matter how fast you close the lid, it's also, I'm good. I'm good. I was gonna say. I'm good.

A lot of this stuff, you know, I stopped after that. I did the same thing, and the only thing that told. I was gonna say. I'm good. A lot of this stuff. You know, I stopped after that. I did the same thing. And the only thing that told me she was cut by trying to win. I'm good. You know what? No, it's on the house. No, I got it.

I'm good. I almost did. I almost went, I think I'd rather die if something I don't know about than have to do this. My thing is, is like, from all those stuff in the blood, and the saliva, and all that, can you just tell me about that stuff? With the shit, I'm good. Well, they wanna look at your gut.

I'm good. They wanna look at your bacteria. I'd rather, nope. Come on man. I'd rather, nope. And on the form it's head, on the form it goes, worm.

If you get a worm, take it out and keep it separately in a separate tube. I was like, well, thank God, I don't have any fucking worms. Jesus, good. I did have worms. You should God, I don't have any fucking worms. Jesus, good. I did have one. I'm sure you should respond back. What if there's multiple worms?

When you live overseas where I did in the 70s. I'm using some wormies. Oh, I had some worms in my house. My daughter, my daughter, my sister, and me had big old worms and small worms. With the size of like earth. When you lived overseas, when you were me in India, Pakistan, Lebanon, places like that,

you got things like hepatitis A, you got shit like worms. I mean, real worms coming out your shitter. I mean, I'm talking about like earthworms. Like sick ones. Yes, I'm talking about pink worms that are coming out of your ass. Look up worms in your ass, like that shit. Not tapeworms, but tapeworms. I feel sick.

Please take that off, shit. Very common, by the way. I know that come. Very common. No, it's not. No, and most in before we had. Oh take that off. Very common, by the way. And not that common. No, it's not. No, and most in before we had, Oh, third world. Yeah, before we had fucking, you know, the hygiene and we had sewage.

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, hookworms were a major, major problem in the United States. One of the turning points in American history was when Americans stopped using outhouses and started getting underground indoor facilities. Oh my gosh. Hookworms, let me tell you what hookworms do. The hook in my garden.

So many, so many fucking rural places in the South had hookworms, okay? Now you see that, right? Oh, it's worms on my feet. Now, when I say entire town's had it, that's what would happen, because you'd be in bare feet and you'd walk. Can you just take a shit? You take a shit somewhere. And they didn't even have outhouses.

You take a shit and they had to go out and do it. The problem was that that's where worms breed, okay? Now, when you get a hookworm, well, they lay an egg in your fucking, they lay an egg in your foot. And now, how about this, my, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,

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entire towns in the south would just be sitting around because they had no energy and then you'd die Yeah, I think that's way. Yeah, well you know Chicks I want to lose weight would put a tapeworm down the throat It's a myth, but I like what you're saying bring it up, Jen. It's a myth But I like you don't he's ever happened. I don't but I appreciate what you're saying And I like that you just said that now I'm just right. I know you promise and I know you got a problem now woman puts tapeworm down her shirt throw sure somebody puts take one weight loss side effects. Yeah If you hear me to take one eating tapeworm for weight loss is it risky and illegal? Yeah, I woman tries tapeworm diet

I'm telling you it's literally a thing. It's a thing you got now listen Maybe that's maybe being an influencer is not for you. If the way you got to lose weight is eating your eye. I'm kind of liking this now because you're this actually happening. I'm educating. I'm educating you. That is the most disgusting thing. Now how do you do that? Is this a parody saying? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's all over. You never heard of a mark? I'm saying it's all over. There are several people that have done it so far. You know how long they can get. Look at that. There's several people have done it.

30 feet long. Yeah, several 30 feet long. And you're fucking intestines. Look at that. I will man tries to eat. There you go. And that's you say today. Uh, I don't know. Swallow. Yeah. I don't think I don't think you can give yourself a table. You can't you know, can't get you.

These hopes doing this and they try to make bank, bro. All on. Try to make them moon and she bought a tape. I'm you these hopes doing it. Listen, they try to make bank, bro All on, huh? Make them moon and she bought a tapeworm off the internet swallowed it Droped it in and then in order to drop a few pounds Do you think you just hit the treadmill think it's probably Worst than being already swallowing I'm gonna drop you mad at one more to her doctor and she about it swallowed it You know the woman's doctor. I'm sorry wasn't sure what to do in such a situation. She kind of

swallowed it. The woman's doctor, I'm sorry, wasn't sure what to do in such a situation, so you should kind of have a health treatment. And just the neighbor on a street in the risk game caused a wide range of understandable side effects, of course, including rare deaths. Look, look, this is usually, look, so the beef tapeworm is used in these sorts of quick weight loss schemes. In the late 1900, late 19th and early 20th century centuries, advertisements added sanitize tapeworms as a weapon against fat. The enemy that is shorting your life.

That is fucking crazy. Huh, look at this. More recently, reports surfered that diners in Hong Kong were swallowing tapeworms lose weight in 2009, Tyra Banks did an episode over talk show which he interviewed women, multiple women, said they would be one to swallow a tapeworm if they really meant they could easily drop a few

pounds. I can't think of anything more disgusting. Yeah, I don't know though that the tapeworm lives, and it would do all of that. No, tapeworms will cause you to lose weight because you have this huge worm in intestines eating your food. Yeah, these people do it and dies. Otherwise, there's no fucking story, man.

Yeah. The more you know, God damn it. How about to educate Eric Griffin, Chris DeLio, on the goal now, your stay? Because they brought George Washington. I was like, you know, you never cut that's all, you know, that's a metaphor him cutting down the apple tree. And you know, it's teeth work, wood, right? And Eric used to be a school teacher. He was, dude, you can't be spreading this information.

Oh, no, Eric, I'm telling you, just look it up. He's like, bro, where did you find this? Alex Jones, like, no, just Google it, dude, you can't be spending this information. Oh, no Eric, I'm telling you, just look it up. He's like, bro, where'd you find this? Alex Jones went, no, just Google it, dude. His teeth, he had several sets of teeth then he got some from slaves. He paid them for him and it's stealing, but he I'm from slaves, took 50,000 from his teeth. He's like, bro, that's insane.

Okay, and Chris is like, dude, you gotta stop. I go chint and bring it up sure enough You did to me too all over all over did yeah, and that sounds insane us I thought there were teeth until I spoke to you about it. Yeah, we brought it up never chopped down apple tree Wow In trapping apple tree to metaphor. Yeah, no name. I'm Lincoln anyway. No George Washington Was it we the not George Washington. Was it?

Wait, what? Was the George Washington? The cherry tree is George Washington, right? I thought it was Abe Lincoln. Which president? And what was the myth about the chair, a pair of cherry tree? The chapter down.

That he chopped the town and then somebody asked him if he did because he wasn't some of those two. George Washington. And uh, but Abe Lincoln also was known as Abe. So I don't know if there's an associate. It's a myth. There goes the myth. That is the cherry tree. What goes the murder. That is true.

What did Abe Lincoln chop down? Besides the tree of slavery. Right. I mean, you don't want to start with Abe Lincoln as gay lover. Well, he made it. Hold on. I'm down a forest to make it. And this thing, like some Sam Trivolietti brought,

he had his security with sleep with him at night and stuff his wife. Aw, dude. Why? I don't have the imagination to mess up. i don't have the imagination this up i don't have a nation let me explain something to you he had a security america with him at night i'm an american i have no idea people who are gay but i need a nice and spreading

all it's different back then from socialist rs dot com no different back then you can't go to gays rs dot com and then look up a blinking okay is the key with the man i'm not very tired many times You can't go to gaze our us.com and then look up Abe Lincoln, okay? His security was sleeping with him at night. He was actually married Todd many times. They had about five children. Most of them died. All of them died actually. It's terrible. Eventually all of them did. It's so sad. She went crazy. She had to have been a mental institution. But either way, it's crazy.

Either way, dude. Bitches be crazy. Even better than that. Take it back, I'm gonna give you a surf and turf. What's it? Well, you can try and give me that comedy of surf and turf, or I can give you the facts. It comes there, here and right here. What do you want? What do you want?

This is the United States, dude, I'm looking out. I'm gonna fuck you up. See, so just so you know, the fact that what I do when I fight. Critics, I was leaving with homosexuals, I was leaving Married Hat, Fortchill, and scholars writes that, as a whole man, and like- Hey, I can't stand you. Hey man when I fight critics. I was leaving was homosexuals. I think you married had four children scholars rights that link That I can't stand you. Hey man. I'm here. Are you Charlie Brown's mother? Are you Charlie Brown's mother right now? Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom at Lincoln as young man. Robustly heterosexual behavior, robust,

including telling stories to his friends of his interactions with women. No, no, no, he's not gay, told a story. Oh, okay. But then he slept with his security guard every night. I just, because that's what they did. Sir. You know what, though, I'm with you on it.

Sir. Because that's so normal. That's what heterosexual men do. Listen to me now, hold on. Because you don't want to sleep alone back then. You're security guard sleeps with you. Back then. Sure, nobody breaks in your house. Yeah, Jack, the rip You're back. You're in a guard's sleep with you. Back in. Sure.

Nobody breaks in your house. Yeah. Jack the rip on the loose back then. He knows in England. All that. Well, this guy, America, that psychologist, an influential gay writer and former sex research researcher tries to resolve the issue of Lincoln sexuality once for all. There you go.

His conclusion is that the America's greatest president, the beacon of the Republican party was a gay man during the ten years of his research Ten years he dedicated his life before he died. All right. The last year of his book. We are Lincoln men Mr. Trip okay, a lot of gay books here In previous multi-volume addition. Okay, multi-volume Volumes, geez guys month by month. Just to act some bonus of fact knowledge I found invisible companion ships. That surprised me.

It passed a few of these presents lurked and murmur in this book. Okay, dude. It was probably called gay. But for the weekends, almost actually were cut in 1954. Yup, they cut it out of the book. So they were in it. No, he was gay.

He was called gay because he was against slavery. Oh, here it goes. Exactly what guys back then were like white races. We're like, the guys gay, he's against slavery. No, yet slavery is a's what they do for business you are a slave you're a party of privacy accounts by those who knew well he was not very fond of girls

he thought they were gross he's seen that that doesn't say that that doesn't he doesn't say he thought they were gross the only thing we have on record Lincoln saying about women is oh no no dude you're fucking paraphrasing yeah reading right now

you guys he's not reading that, man. And then it says we are Lincoln men. The book Mr. Donald wrote that no one at the time ever suggested that he and speed were sexual partners. Yeah, see? No, listen, heardin' ready? Who sometimes up in the room with them never mentioned a sexual relationship, we can't back that.

Maybe he had no time. Maybe he had no time. The guy got it for this. The space was tight and the men's shared beds back then. That's what you do, baby. There weren't lovers, all right? Yeah. I slept with Joshua for four years.

I slept with Joshua's security guard for four years. If there were lovers, Mr. Donald wrote, Lincoln would have spoken to me for you. He wouldn't have spoken to him for so far. I doubt that. Exactly. He wouldn't have backed that. So guess what, dude?

Guess what? You know what I don't like? You know, I don't like? What? I don't like your homophobic. I'm not being homophobic. What's wrong with one of the great friends in the United States? They're sleeping with a security guard.

And licking his butt. There's nothing wrong with that. What I'm saying is that there's... They may have TV back then. There's, it's what? They don't use it. It's white plantation owners were probably like, he's so gay, he's against slavery.

I can just see them. Nah, back then. That's not the way they talk. That's how heterosexual racists talk. They go, you fucking, you're not against slavery. I can just see them. Nah, back then that's not the way they talk. That's how heterosexual racists talk. They go, you fucking, you're not into slavery. You must be gay. Yeah, but you know back then it's like, you know, all right, so you put your wheel in your buddy's dick butt.

You know, you put your wheel in your buddy's butt. It's back in the day. No, no, dude. If you sleep with a man, you sleep with him. And then even if you got caught by what you're gonna do, send a pigeon note. Well, there's no heat, there's no heat. So you use you buddy's butt first of all There's not a lot of places to sleep now. That's what they say is the tight quarters. That's what that security guard said

He goes listen, we're up here for years. Take quarters. See? There's take orders, but you were the president of the United States, right? Yeah, I know But they don't give them five star resorts all the time. No, sometimes very tight quarters. We're sleeping nuts to butt. No. No, it's the Dern president, because he was that security. And first of all, I'm sure they slept foot to feet. I'm a head to foot. Never, that's not warm.

That's not warm. Yeah, you had to fall. No, the legs are not warm, the feet. You're sleeping nuts to butt. You can still fuck that way. 69. Well, my head's down there. And your butt's there.

My dick is still close to your butt. Yeah, you good? Yeah, I'm just saying what I'm saying. You want that to... Yeah, gay, gay, he's not face to face. That's what I'm saying. So I'm holding on. Oh, I see what you're doing.

I'm holding your feet. My feet are doing, yeah. And I'm going, Pee you! Pee you! If I put that at your toes, I'm gonna hop., it's rigged dirty. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm thinking I'll fucking tell you can add some And you're like this you like this. I'm ticklish. Yeah, I'm like straight still fucking straight

Yeah, this isn't key. Yeah, you're right, dude This is what you have to do back then. That's keeping warm. It's not the love, dude It's keeping warm and then you know lean out of high pitch boys. Yeah There's a hey four score seven years. Yeah, hey y'all I'm a lot of slavery. I was wrote so the writer for What was that the the presidency show with? No, it's one before I never yeah never, yeah, West Wing. I did. The radish and West Wing.

Got cut out. He hit it back. I thought I was gonna be a recurring role. He wrote this play on Lincoln that has all the stuff you're including in there. We haven't made this up. I was tutoring one of his kids and he had me write a rap for the ending of it.

So I had to like read through the play and summarize all the stuff is true. Like, and it might not be indisputable, but like the gay stuff and the high voice stuff, and it's a really interesting point where there's all these. I have no doubt, I have no doubt. I have no doubt. It's like we can't even figure out.

I have no doubt there are a lot of creative work. It's so old school. It's okay, I mean, it could be. But also back then, I'm not judge. I literally don't do a fuck, but also back then, it was like, you know, just, you know, but just the basics, like, did he have a high face? I find more taboo back then than it is now.

But then you go to war, you know, you with the bros? Yeah, you had to keep it mighty high. Oh, you know what's that going in prison now? He's like, gave, you hook up, you're in prison. And if it was more religion, people were worried they would go to hell if they committed the sin. Yeah, not really, but then also with the, we were in the Spartans, like they had little boys that would suck them off.

There was a lot of, there was a lot of Grease, wealthy guys had young boys that greased them. Grease and homosexuality was essentially, was basically acceptable. Yeah, Jack and Mafium grapes. Whatever it is, if you had like you fucked boys, you fucked young, like 50, 50, and you had your women.

Yeah. And you were married, yeah. Yeah. Interesting. So, you know, at least maybe the elites, or maybe Socrates and Plato, young yeah like and you had your women yeah yeah and you were married yeah yeah interesting you know you know at least maybe the elites or maybe socrates and play the maybe they were just a gay and super smart and it was it was a gay group who just and I think back then and also maybe was it as bad back then right like there's no social media you wasn't really getting out yeah well I was like broke back now like when they were out on their own on the prairie back there, no one knew.

I know. That one guy was like, oh hell no. But you know what? Like as a straight dude. I mean, there's sex well as a spectrum. But even if I am on the prairie and there are no women around. I'm not fucking. I'm not fucking.

It's not even down through my mind. Now, if there's a warlock that's some, the only chick, and you're out there for about two years on the bros, and then one day she decides, yeah, I'm so dirty from other's horse, and she jumps in that river, like, damn, is that? That's right. You look like Megan Fawkes.

Now you're having sex with her. After two, I mean, it is, it'd be cool. After about a month or so. It'd be cool, maybe one week. I go, look at my business, you get it. Yeah. be cool. Yeah, let's not tell any tales when we get back No, maybe maybe one way, you know, I'd be worried about you and your your chatty mouth You're in 300. You're the guy with the eye patch where I go to war. I go go tell my story bitch You're that guy, but you're me like you like yeah

I had a guy who was super smart and I remember that we were talking about Gays up in high school And he was like an older class and it was a college and he was like a senior and it was a sexuality class something I remember he said well, you know They were saying can straight men be gay? I'm listening and he said, you know There are times when you can experience tremendous kinship with another man, and that can spark an intimate expression. And he was really articulate about that. And I'm sitting there watching, I'm listening to him.

And then I remember like I marked, I clocked that, and then over the next year or two, I had incredible feelings of kinship with friends, like drunk, like just laughing, having a great time, and not once. You leave it up, no, you leave it up you leave it up, you leave it up, you leave it up, you leave it up, you leave it up, you leave it up,

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I wanna suck you. Yeah, I didn't wanna go, hey, I'll make it out with you. Never, but the end, people that do it, good for you, man. That's probably it. I know, it's just not. No, the time saying you either have it in your, you don't have to be teoned. No, you're wired that way.

I don't care, it's probably easier, you know, you know, you're in your buddy. Yeah, you're just, you're broke. Game men are having a hard time. I think, care. It's probably easier, you know, you know, buddy. You're just your bro. Game men are having a hard time. I think game men my prediction on the transgender stuff. Tough game. Yeah. My prediction on the transgender stuff is you're gonna have a fuckload of lawsuits and a fuckload already are of 18, 19 year old now women who are exhibiting feminine traits were encouraged to go through hormonal and it was okay by a street society.

Well not just that, a whole medical establishment. That's what I'm saying. And they are going to go, you guys put me on puberty blockers. I now have a micro penis or no penis and I have and I'm a woman. And I'm suicidal because I'm stuck in this body. Yes, yes. So how many gay men are we gonna do that to? Young boys who are exhibiting,

I guess, what you would consider feminine characteristics that are then interpreted as, oh, you're a girl. And he says, I am a girl, I guess. I'm really young. Now, there may be one transgender child in one million that we help with that kind of thing. How many gay, how many future gay men? It's a dicey robe.

We don't know yet. We don't know yet. We're in the leather helmets in the gay men? It's a dicey road, we don't know yet. Oh, fucking. We don't know yet. We're in the leather helmets in the States. Well, we should know because one thing we don't know is that kids don't know, they're saying fine. I agree, they don't know how to certain, you know that for a fact. Yeah, certain things.

So give kids some time. I think they're good and they go down a weird rabbit hole with that. I think there's gonna be some lawsuits open with social media. I think that's just a matter of time for people starting from social media. I hope so.

Certainly for the kids to come to a side. It's bad for you. It's a secret. Yeah, it's horrible. It's going to come with an addictive warning, right? So I think there's a lawsuit all over that. And then I, you know, I think eventually UFC could see it. It's their way to well, let me ask you guys this, everybody in this room.

So there are two. Those are three so different things. Yes. But there are two things. Lawsuits are like it. Like so for Democrats, when liberals start talking about the transgender stuff and kids, they lose me and I'm totally against it. I think most Americans have that.

I think most Americans have that. When you start talking about biological men and female sports, I'm totally against it. But most Americans, you left them right. I have no, I'm not compromising with you. I think you're a radical and you're my enemy. And it's not your agenda. You're not getting my vote no matter if I line with everything else no I'm not compromising with you. I think you're a radical and you're my enemy and it's not your agenda You're not getting my vote no matter if I line with everything else. I'm out now Here's my other problem then then you get Republicans that are super super right wing liberal. I mean religious who say

abortion Abortion is bad under all circumstances at the minute there's a heartbeat and if there's rape or incest we don't care Are the kids so I'm out? you can't get my vote on either side. You know, those two things are not getting my, yeah. I can't compromise on it. I'm out. And most of us, I want middle. Most Americans, I'll that way.

But it's a bummer, the things we have to pick and choose for, for Paul, because the smartest people aren't running for politics. Right, who would want that, Joe? Who would want that? You'd be a narcissist, you have to be crazy rich, right? Like there's so many botched-up check then you better have a clean history. You better want to be a narcissist, you have to be crazy rich, right? Like there's so many box-efters, then you better have a clean history.

You better want to be a politician since you were fucking five. Because if you got frisky and middle school and high school, it's coming. Well, unless you're a Trump. Unless you're a Trump, and you have all the money. Look at Biden, look at Biden fucking weather, though. Oh my God.

Biden, the lies in the 80s, the early 80s, about being at the top of class I love that you know about your stuff because that's crazy I don't know everybody knows it. Oh, yeah, because Biden such this like oh, he's so lovable But every pot that has a stuff But he no one brings it up literally the biggest lies right and then cookie Roberts and all that and I remember Used to I used to watch this show called the McLaughlin group and it was very popular on Sundays and all of them said nice finish. He's done. He's done. I'll never come back. And then on top of that, then he had his own sexual allegations

scandal. Yeah. But it's like, but it's not, but not in an as president. Your son is in collusion in your cooots with Russia. The Chinese. Yeah. And you know what I'm saying, but both of them, like all of it, like literally in the middle of it, Russia. I know the Chinese, yeah. And you know what I'm saying, but both of them, and try, like all of it, like literally in the middle of it, and they're just like, hey man, it is what it is. All good, every president has their dark history. I mean, you're on the bill Clinton insane. Hillary Clinton, this is not,

it's what are we talking about here? Sir, what are we talking about? Sir, what are we talking about? Sir, sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Can's the magic mind. Sir. It's magic.

Magic mind. Magic mind. Magic mind. Don't blame the magic mind. No. No, it takes over my brain. And then just these little things, all right. But I'm going to have to, just to intrigue the audience,

Chen, I'm going to have to have you delete that. I mean, not that. I want you to beep that part and let the audience guess what he said. Yeah. Hey, those are cutie-buttuty shoes. The cutie-buttuty, yeah, socky pockets. The beak midsies?

Yeah, the pink socksies? They're so dirty on the bum because I walked outside just to barefoot in the rain. Oh, boy. And then- How about that rain? You know what? Just- I'm not gonna say it.

We need it. My dad, when I was young, it triggers me. Man, we need it. It's a cleansing. I was like this. Do dad, when I was young, it triggers me. Man, we need it. It's a cleansing. I was like this. Do we though? We're in Denver, Dad. The aquafire.

There's so much fucking snow. Well, the aquafires are dry. Have you checked the aquafires? We need it. What is an aquafire? I don't even fucking know. I'll tell you what, Daddy sleeps hard in this weather. I do.

It's a little cold. I leave the window open and that rains trickling. God, it's not gonna last. It sleeps hard. Oh, man. But I the window open and that rains trickling. God, it snuck a lot. It actually is hard. Oh man. But I got a baby and baby starts to, is he not sleeping through the night yet? Not really, but I bring him in. I'm a softie.

I snuggle up with that one. No, I have to. I don't care. I bring him right there. Oh, but Boston, there's nothing more like a little... You're like, he wakes up and smiles. I mean, I look up and he's looking at me like that. You can't have a bad day.

Oh! That's why every morning, I get butterflies with him for my kids. Bossie wakes up at five, my girl, like, God damn it. Leave him in them, like, not a chance. Cause I'll change him, right? You can hear him talking. Oh, we have a monitor who'll go daddy, I'm awake.

How about, how about, how about, the greatest thing ever? When he calls for me, I'm like, point, right? Point bitch. It's great. He's asking for me. But then the, you know, it is why I was like, Kusla the other day, he's going daddy, I'm awake. And my girl's like, leave him.

He needs to know he can't wake up at five in the morning. I'm like, but I'm up. Who gives a fuck? Like I'm down to do this. Cheers, no. Because when you're gone, he's waking up at five. I don't wake up at five. So I'm like, oh, I'm so, I'm like,

we're arguing right? And daddy, I'm awake. Then he's singing for 30 minutes singing, doing his thing one, two, he can count. So he likes to show off count. And then he goes, daddy I'm awake, fuck! Swear to God, daddy I'm awake, fuck! I could not stop laughing.

I said, my girl goes, you have to stop those round of kids. What if he does this, what if he does that school? I go, A, B, hilarious, B, what are they gonna do? He doesn't know what he's saying. It's hilarious, I hope he does it. Also, it's so funny. And then she's like, get to him stop.

And so the next morning I woke up because I wanted to record it. That thing would go so viral. I walked her and I was like, okay. She's going, Daddy, I'm awake, my girl goes, go get him, like, no, no, let's see because she's not gonna do it. I told him not to, you fucked me.

I can use this to sell tickets. You fucked me. I need to sell tickets. Daddy, I'm away. F**k. That shit is f**king. That shit is hilarious. But no, I get him, I change him.

Then we go downstairs. I post the video, I think it was yesterday, 5'30 in the morning. Daddy, boom, boom, pow. Boxing gloves, boxing gloves. Oh, dude. He throw. I'm like, dude, it's 5'30.

He can throw. He can throw, yeah. That's kid control. So then he does this, when I go, all right, I'll go down, I might do it's five. Can throw he can throw. Yeah, that's kid can throw me So then he does this beat it when I go all right. I'll go down We got to do spider-man and just the worst spider-man. He goes like this Little spider-man gets his shoulders all high, but he's a beast Yeah, now now you put this kid took my workshop. I'm so proud. Yeah I mean he's amazing

You can fucking hit though. Oh man. He lights his brother up Does he only tea you got another year, but we can let him get these free shots buddy watch this watch the way throws watch this Look at that that's a very good Puts it. It's early and I I tell you the longest look at how we start one with practice. He's throwing with prejudice Oh, you should see him hit his brother. Really? Yeah, he loves it. His brother can take it, though.

Good. Tiger thinks it's funny, and he'll hit him like, in the stomach or he's small, so he'll hit him in the weiner. I'm like, do I'm telling you about it? Yeah, one more year. This kid starts throwing heat. So, but did you, so you're supposed to sleep train kids, right? Which is that you're supposed to sleep training them?

Like, you leave them in there to cry? I don't do it. And I know that other cultures, like if you talk to my people from the Philippines or sleep, train them, like you leave them in there to cry. I don't do it. And I know that other cultures, like if you talk to my people from the Philippines or India, they go, where's the baby sleep with us? What are you talking about? They look at you like, what do you crazy? That's the American thing, right?

Which is, you should, you should, you don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it.

You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna talk about it. You don't wanna with your baby? You hear you want the wind, especially like, you know, my buddy, Klopp, he did this research where he's like, it builds the baby's immune system for them to sleep in the cold. He's in Denver.

So he would leave the windows open, the winter. So the rooms are freezing. But the kids are used to it and they're never sick. Huh. And I was like, well, they're never sick. He's like, no, since they're infants, man, we'd have it cold all the time. I was like, I don't know if I believe in him. I mean, since they're infants, man, we'd have it cold all the time. I was like, I don't know if I believe it.

I mean, as long as they're warm, I can't have their body being cold. I can't be cold. And the club goes, oh, you don't believe that, but you believe Hillary Clinton is going, yeah. Okay. And I'm the crazy one. Believe that, too.

So that's a joke. Clearly, I want to just show. I want to build Miss Rune. And we'll just tell him the next episode, what we said. Yeah, now hold on. It's clearly, clearly she's not. It's in the studio. I've been, I've been, I've build this one. We just tell him next episode. Wait, we said yeah now hold on. It's clearly she's not It's why are you I've been I believe you let me look here I promise you I don't believe that let me look at I know you know I'm okay

I'm okay. I've been in college with pizza. I met with the owner and sat down with him I could see the pain on his face and he was you was a matter of fact you want to go to the basement? I go Really there is no it's good. He was get your phone out. You want to go to the base? I go up with like that And it's like if you merge what it beats on me, man But appreciate you coming and he's telling me all the shit he's gone through his family on business And the way it's affected his family and you know an absolute psychopath shot the place on do you know this? I know the eating middle of the day. It's in a very nice place in DC What go the one DC in December? We'll go cosmic pizza?

Fantastic food family environment next door is a, you know, pretty school. So but the point is, no, it's tough to navigate these waters. But the point is he's like, you want to go to the basement? I go, yeah, I do. I do. No, I know it's fun though, right? I said, I'll go to the basement and he opened, he was, this is the only door to the, to, and it was a closet

He was we don't have a basement. No, I mean I listen it was ridiculous. You know I did I went You do that's terrible. You can you can say anything. That's terrible. So there's nothing below so I went I Pretty hollow down there. He goes what he was okay. You've had your fun. I don't have what? And he goes that you've seen enough. I went yeah sure. have, hey, so I saw a door with some stairs down, stairs, what's that about, he goes, through we keep the dough, keep the dough down there, huh? Can I see there, he goes, absolutely,

and I went, okay. Okay, okay. We keep the dough. Now here's some kid, go help! And I went, hold on, who is that, he goes, we have kids, it's a workshop, we let them need to go. I went, okay, I'm buying all this. Cause small hands are good for making.

Putting the pepperoni's on. Putting the pepperoni's on. Now pepperoni's not code word for boys. That's not it, that's not true. I don't believe that at all. I don't believe it all. And Chovice is not a code of something. You're creating your room or mill.

Isn't it fun though? That's like these people get it's so into conspiracies It's fun until one of my followers is like he's right. Yeah, it no no I'm going to Cosmic Pete's I'm fucking telling that guy. Yeah, it's fun It's a Sunday coming up with a gun agree. Oh and her I'll be all jokes aside I'm trying to sat with the owner the pain I saw in this man's face. You can't fake that It's like when Alex Jones had to sit face to face with those parents from Sandy Hook, the alpuchino couldn't pull that off.

The hurt that those parents had, when I saw that I went, I had to turn off when I'm out. I'm saying, I sat down with the owner, you'll meet a mark, great guy, and you could just, the pain. What do you want to DC? Second week of December, I think, Jim, December. Okay, okay, all right. We're in DC. 15th DC and prop daddy in the place I play. That's called in fucking nation. Yeah, December 15th, 17th. I'll be there. I'll be at cosmic, uh, cosmos or cosmic pizza. I don't know how to graph signing and I do sign Hillary Clinton merch. What? What? She'll be there. She's also gonna be she's open for me. She's open for me. She has some great. Oh, I'm a sure

Counties on November 10. Oh, that's tomorrow tomorrow Friday Saturday Addison text. I said 1819 Naples Florida off the hook December 1 2 3 and 4 West Nyak. I'm not doing anymore guys. I'm so sorry Boston mass cheeses that boss. Oh, yeah, if I can pay you on the 10th. Oh yeah. And I have a, if I can pay you on the 9th, and I'll wait for them to announce it, but just sign a big deal. Big deal.

And after next week, on the 9th, big deal. Had an onboard meeting this morning. Big deal. Yeah, I'll tell you, been trying to get with these guys for a hot hit. I know it is. Pitched them on the idea. It took three years to push this through.

Well, three years. Congratulations, bud. Thank you, sir. It's fucking awesome. Every time I do a deal, I call Rogan off from money. Just compare and see, is that, you know, we started with the original crew. Yeah.

I go, hey, I want you to be quet. You know, those are peanuts to me, Brad. Yes. I'd like to do another fight companion with Rogan. And Eddie and me and you. That was fun. Oh, that's not my fat in years. Yeah, I'm dead. What's up?

I'm dead in some. What's up, Joe? That brought the life out of me. I had so much fun. How great is Eddie? I just miss him. As, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, go back up for a second. Do you have any last minute? Oh, you don't talk too much about it. You left before he came. So on Tuesday, or I'm sorry, Monday after trying to get an Al Joon,

you would love him, such a good dude. Such a good dude. So that drops tomorrow, Thursday, on Thiccboy. The Al Jo, and he talks about fighting Peter Yon, fighting Henry Sihudo, Shugashan, who we want out of them. I'm sure you can guess. I pitched him on who he should fight.

He wants Henry. No, wait, Sugar Sean. Oh wait, give me the names. Sugar Sean. Should it be sugar if Cheeto got another win or in-term fight for Cheeto and Starbucks? He wants sugar. He wants sugar.

He wants sugar. Biggest name. Number one right, guy. Yeah. We've got over these and we have a back-up. Yeah, we have any second, any. A five grand bet. Frankie Edgar.

It's last fight. That's where I'm, that's where it's going. It's finding a tough game. What a fucking career. Oh, such a good, you know he's my first guest ever. Yes, I do. Five years ago. On Food Truck Diet, I flew to Jersey to do it.

Is it the best pizza or the best crust? That was the best, is the water, the New Jersey water that has dead mafia guys in it, that they, Yes. I know I'm spreading that. They said they said the water was ahead. But it's the water they put in the pizza dough. It dude, the pizza I had with them on Jersey Shore is fantastic.

But that's where I got the idea. I'm like, well, this is so much fun, because he was so excited to talk about the pizza and show me his hometown. I was like, I can't fight his much fun because he was so excited to talk about the pizza and show me his hometown. I was like, I can't fight his hometown. What I flew them to me. And then I was like, well, what would we do for food over time?

We were in LA as food trucks. I was like, food truck diaries. Showtomers like, let's do it. And that's how, really, because of Frankie's episode, that's how that thing came about. He's my first guest ever. You want me to give you your money, what you want to double down? I Jesus Alex prayer. What do you?

Where are you going against doctor? Oh? That's hey, what you're making fun of a stroke. No, I'm not making fun of just making fun of a stroke You like this who's running for politics, right? Huh? I'm making fun of a stroke victim that's running for politics That's insane. Wow. I should not be okay He's to compromise you can't recover run. He's recovering. Yes. Yeah, we have a ways to go. Yes It's not what's the bet you want to make? I mean, we have five thousand dollars on this bet That's all for me to keep you you want me to give you ten you want to back out? No, but remember I said the bet what we made a stipulation I thought

Do we make stipulation work? No, cuz I took the ball the stipulation saying that you think right at the lab things No, I know my parents can get knocked out. Was that another fight would it be? Is it Jake Paul? Well, yeah, no, maybe No, well, there's a dozen right though. Your boy's been right lately. Do you have the Dustin Prairie and Michael Chanva? Do you have, we actually didn't get, no, you picked Dustin. I know, but I didn't get your pick.

I don't do picks. You can't do it on that one. I get both of my buddies, I get both of them on the show. I'm out of alcohol. I'll joke on him, he's like, dude, because I give him a shoe, he's like, oh, this is so great, man. I respect that, you know, I look up to you

with all the stuff you do. He has to bring out, you pick against me, dude. I give him a shoe, he's like, oh, this is so great man. I respect that, I looked up to you with all the stuff you do. But I do have to bring out, you pick against me. I said, when you fought TJ, I did. TJ's a close buddy on biases shit. Yeah. So I do apologize for being a pick in TJ, but to me, it was a comeback strike.

I'm very close to TJ, just be fully transparent. He's like, nah, I get, he was laughing. Impression at the moment. Can you just tell me what you think? Well, I think Andre Petroski me what you think will happen with him? I think Andre Petroski is gonna actually mop the floor with Wilton. No, but can you tell me what you think is gonna happen with Dustin and Chandler in terms of strategy? What do you think is gonna happen?

I don't know. Chandler frustrates when he knows this. We talked against the gate you fight, or you'll do, get him into that brawl. Restless. Double his ass. Yes. Because you're grappling, you know, he doesn't focus a lot in grappling.

And nobody's done it because everyone's worried about his wrestling and he just wants to block your ear. Is it because he doesn't want to get tired? No, he just doesn't want, he doesn't give. He doesn't want to wrestle. Because his wrestling's better than Dustin. He can put Dustin on his back, you're saying. Challenge wrestling's better.

Challenge wrestling, he's very explosive. Wrestling at Missouri, like stud. Yeah. That's what we're with there. Other team was Woodley asking and uh, monsters, monsters, monsters. So, um, I mean, you definitely get doesn't now you can't do it early. That's the dust in the vet. So it's gonna be tough to take it out early. Yeah. But if you can give him an engage in that

Fisticas and then blasted up his blast doubles so athletic, so athlete explosive. So does the better wrestler who's a better wrestler? Who's got better jujitsu? Porre. But Chandler's tough to say. Who's got better boxing, straight boxing? Straight like technique wise, Porre.

Okay. Who's got better kicks? Porre. Interesting. Power though? Chandler all day. Chandler all day. When knockout power Chandler. Yeah

The only guy on this entire card who hits hard and him is Alex beer That's a lot. Yeah Yeah Dominic Reyes in a minute Do you know anything about John Jones? He's fighting steep a when he was supposed to find December December 10th, and the contract was up to Steve A. and it's a Steve A thing. It's not John thing.

John's ready to go. Okay. You'll get him next year, but ideally, the UFC wants John versus Francis. So they're trying to figure out the Francis deal before they... John doesn't want to fight Francis. He does?

But Francis isn't under contract round. Francis wants to fight Fury do his thing. So what Francis wants is he wants to fight Fury then John. And he's going, no, no, no, no. no you're gonna fight John and then we can talk yeah and they're going no we want to guarantee that I can fight outside of it. Who would you pick in that and which one John John John against everybody really yeah John beats everybody and heavyweight John beats everybody everybody yeah I think his toughest match the price of your gun. It's your gun because his footwork but John

take him down and finish him. I've seen John beat some of the top favorites and we're when he's cutting it to a five So he's gonna take cereal down and gone down. Yeah, John's a nightmare night. Yeah Cuz I think cereal gone beats him But I don't think Francis and gunner has an answer to John's wrestling Anything's your gun does Francis took cereal down. Yeah He's stupid right. No, I think you're gone. I think cereal gone Gondas? Francis took Cyril down. Yeah. He's stupid, right? No, I think Cyril Gondas is way more dangerous. No, I think no, I mean Francis beat him. So Francis outgrappled him. He's a point fighter, but then if he engaged, he will knock you out. But for John, it's all about Predica, he can't take the same punch when he took it. But I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what happened with Steve Bay, because John was like, you have the contract, Steve Bay sign it and Steve Bay's team didn't wanna. I don't know what's going on there.

Yeah. Do you hear my boy Thug Nasty call it Rogan? What's the debate on Flat Earth? Because he said earth is flat and Rogan made some, you know, Rogan just shoot the head. Yeah, Rogan goes, that's stupid. So then Thug Nasty, Bryce Mitchell Mitchell goes where he got it on his Instagram I I challenge you to a debate you want to call me stupid then prove to me. I'm stupid

You know my mom and all this are flat earth. I'm like that's not what you want price. No, do you want to hear it or you guys? Price Mitchell. Yeah, savage. No super savage. He thinks the earth is flat. Mm-hmm Okay Savage super savage. You think the earth is flat. Mm-hmm. Okay It's a shock in the common belief these days. I think he's just being silly. No, no, no He's got to educate you. Yeah, yeah, since I've been on the show and it will be about ten years up and following communities I believe this it's my buddy Bob It's probably before this. Yeah, well, yeah, here we go. Okay. I It's probably before this. Yeah, well.

Yeah, here we go. Okay. I guess he seems to know. Hey, I'm here to call out Joe Rogan for talking crap about me and talking crap about my mama. He's been doing it for too long. Me and my mama will tell you right now, this earth is flat.

It ain't moving around at no 600 something thousand miles an hour, spinning a thousand miles an hour and floating through the universe Constantly, okay, that's very scientific. It's fixed and the stars and stuff rotate around us the sun rotates around us Okay, and I can prove that I would love to do you prove it Joe Rogan because I'm tired of you Making fun of flat earthers and if you're so confident come on and debate me buddy because I'm tired of this crap you're posting you want to post a video today about a mathematician that says the universe is local but it ain't real

what does that even mean? That's funny. That's funny. And the guy is holding a trident in the picture Crazy for thinking that this is a religious thing. He's holding a trident a symbol of the devil They're trying to feed you these lies to make you think that science is right and that God didn't create this universe The big bang did okay. I used to be an atheist because I used to believe that big bang did. Okay, I used to be an atheist because I used to believe that this universe was created by the big bang. I used to believe all that crap from Neil to Grass Tyson. Okay. Interesting. I'm just so sick and tired of hearing your crap know about flat earth while flat earthers being stupid. Well, I'll smoke you in a deep vein. In a deep vein. I will smoke you. I bet. I bet. You seem

like a scientist. You ain't got no proof.. I bet. Do you seem like a scientist? Because you ain't got no proof. Gravity ain't real. It's density. This paper, when it drops, it's because it's more dense than the air around it. Not because of some magical thing called gravity. So all of the scientists are wrong, but Bryce Mitchell's right. There's only proof of density. That's why hot air balloons float because of hot air being less than gotcha okay now because the hot air But it's not too is an gravitational device and I will debate you right to your face and I'm tired of this crap That your post wow that you making fun of flat earthers because you got one right here that will bring it to you And I know you won't accept this challenge. I actually know I don't know

But I bet you won't I bet you'll see he seems, I don't know, but I bet you won't. I bet you'll sissy. He seems like a sweet guy, but he's out of his mind. Oh, he's a great guy. No, no, no, he's not. I was mine, that's just his belief. He's a great guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, you can't just, you're not entirely wrong, facts, it's his belief, that's fine. It's also, people have a lot of ignorant beliefs. I mean, you could say that. Well, but there's also, like, there's a lot of smart people that believe their if this is bad. No, they're not like, there's a lot of smart people that believe their, no, no, they're not. There's some smart people. No, no, no, you're wrong.

No, you're wrong. I guarantee there's some, there's no scientific people. There's no people who come from the same sign. Oh, I guarantee there's some with higher IQs than as to I think there's that. That's a very different thing. There are smart people who might be very mistaken because they're not educated at all in certain things.

There are a lot of uneducated people that are way smarter than I am. What I'm trying to say is that there's a tradition of science that, so the same science that allows us to harness the magnetic field, push us beyond our biology with things like therapeutics. When you go to a doctor and your child's got for bit as something like cancer, there are a lot of treatments that help that child live and put that child in remission. The things that allow for us to fly through the air at 600 miles an hour in some of the ways.

All those things. That is a scientific tradition. All the technology goes into this phone. We can just keep going. X-rays, MRIs, CAT scans, all that stuff. That's a scientific tradition that all of us, all of us benefit from every day. And science, like gene editing and all these things, continue to grow and will push us so far beyond

what we think is possible. The same scientific tradition that says the earth is round and that the earth revolves around the sun is exactly what you benefit from all the other science. Okay, so when you just say that that's what I believe and I can debate you, you are saying that all the other sciences bullshit too. You just are because those scientists, yes it is. Yes it is. Those scientists would all look at you and say, first of all, you're in shock, man. You just don't know the first thing about anything you're talking about.

He hasn't studied this stuff. There is too much of a rich intellectual and scientific history and literature behind all of this that's been put to where rest so long ago. In fact, longer than anything I know of. I mean, even the ancient Greeks knew the earth was spherical, not flat, at least the ones that were scientists. So when somebody comes out and says this stuff, and they can debate you and stuff, and it's obviously not something that I can really entertain.

And either would joke or anybody else. You can't, you can't, you can't say. I don't know if you're on top of that. I'm on top of that. I don't know if Joe's had- You're in your own beliefs. But you're not talking- I don't think you can come stupid.

Because there are some smart people that believe that- I don't know if- I don't know if I don't think about Price-Mischel. I'm sure he's a smart guy. I'm sure he's a great guy. I just told you since I got that guy. That's not the point. That's not what I'm saying. You can be a great guy and guy a smart guy and be you could be on a forum as far as

Lee ignorant to that yeah, but that means grossy across the board. There's some smart people Unfortunately that maybe think the earth is flat or there's some smart people that you know You saw him stupid for saying this COVID fake or the Russia wars fake But they might be brilliant people in other aspects you're rejecting all of science is what you're saying like that's always like you can't just pick this one particular instance you have to reject all of science yet exactly that's exactly right yet to be consistent you're thinking

and when you benefit from from the scientific tradition which is essentially something that you can measure, measurable proof. When you fly, you're talking like I think there's this flat. I know, I'm saying, like satellite, something's like that, that we use, we communicate through satellites and something and all that stuff. I mean, it's a thousand reasons, but not somebody who's ever exposed himself to that kind of thing. Are you aware of the degree to which this belief has had a resurgence?

This is what worries me about the internet. Okay. You can literally find your own truth. Confirmation bias. It's on the internet. Whatever, whatever. I don't think that's harmless. I don't.

No, no, it's a problem because you can get people, and I'm not saying it's about Bryce. I love Bryce, and he's entitled to his opinions. But there's some people because you can get people, and I'm not saying it's about price. I love price and he's entitled to his opinions, but there's some people that if they want to, they can go down that rabbit hole of whatever it is. And then that's where you get people shooting up cosmopedes or whatever. Because you can find the confirmation bias,

there could be, you know, a chin's actually a robot. Yes, you can do some research and there's gonna be some article and then there's gonna be a group and then you get like-minded people and they're seeing like, like wow all you think like I do and then man this must be real And then you start with earth is flat next to you know, you know Obama's a lizard person it goes down a deep deep road man actually sell that with an individual friend of mine who started with the flat earth and then like Two years later. I'm like, oh, you're a football white supremacacist now. Like, you used to be like an artsy, you know, sound guy. Yeah.

And piece by piece. You know, weird road. It just tends to associate. Let me see these comments. It's so interesting. So this is a different video where he actually explains it. If you guys want to watch. Uh-huh.

Now it's okay. I don't know. I mean, you guys should especially have I've debated the number one. Yeah. Fuck you. Right. But it's very successful.

But that guy was good at what he was saying no he's I listened to a real scientist just absolutely this is why was there a super that ignoring it he was like he was wait stop and do you hear what I said he's like and then he would go on to something else I mean I am David wise I mean

I know I know myself I'm starting this stuff when I was school but I couldn't even debate a fly to today they would probably because they're still in. This is so, I talked to David who, like, you had all these things. Look, this is so silly that I would never have the debate. Like, I did it on conspiracy social club,

because it's fun to do. I like it. Disassembly them put? But, you know, no, sand doesn't know. But I mean, it's fun to do. I like it. I get it. I like that.

I do feel like Fug Nasty. I like it. I get it. I like that. I do feel like Thug nasty. There's a little tongue and cheek there. He's kind of he's kind of having fun with you. You don't know I'm you're so far off What there's you just don't know him, but he seems so sharp like like the way he delivered that It was extremely charming and I'm laughing distor Yeah, I do how stupid is like he just has a way with I think I think he's so confident. I don't think ignorance is harmful harmful harmless. Yeah, I think ignorance cuts a lot of times across the spectrum and I think if you are that impressionable and you get enough people like that history would prove that things don't work out so well So but that's an everything politics. Yeah, everything

Information all that bullshit, but you know Brexit great, but when he came on the show He was like defending Brexit you like no, I'm not I'm talking about the way he thinks and I'm talking about this is a phenomenon, right? I don't think it's harmless. Yeah, but you keep saying you think he's joking and I'm telling you don't know him Well, then he's very well. He's very religious and he's not really I know. I think he is religious But he's also a very conspiracy guy. Just just said it on, did you not hear him? No, he said, I was anti-sit. I used to be in Atheist,

how I'm not as Jesus Christ. He's not balls deep in, I just, I just, maybe I'm with you, this is the first time here to get taught. I just heard a text on you. I'm telling you that I'm very well. He's on the show and he goes,

I just wanna be sensitive to where you want. Then I had to educate him because he's talking about mass shootings, I was a government thing, I like, hold on, hold on. I said, he goes, come on man, you think one guy was able to kill those whatever, five year olds with a AR 15, I guess.

Right, they're, I have a five year old. They were terrified, dude. And he was in, there's also transgender, dude. All right, I said, that's, you're entitled to your penis, but that's where you miss it for a day. That came out days ago that wasn't real, and he goes, oh damn, I didn't's, you're entitled to your penis, but that's where you missed the phrase. That came out days ago that wasn't really it. And he goes, oh damn, I didn't know,

I need to look in, that I go, that's the problem. You gotta look at all the actual facts. Cause when the transgender and shooter, there's one shooter, and it's not a government like team doing this. And that's what I mean by being, but he does this stuff, and you know, when he gets a fan base and that's his thing, but it's for him, it's not an act, you know what I'm saying?

Like, what is ranking in the UFC? He's seven, bro. Yeah, he's top 10, I think. Yeah, he has a big fight coming up too. Who's he fighting? But the 45, he's fighting his big fight though. He's undefeated, two Baltimore undefeated. 45, right?

45. 45. If he was nine, he can debate Rogan. He can what? He can debate Rogan. Damn, I don't think Rogan's entertained that. I think Rogan, because he knows he'll get smoked. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. He was nine. It wouldn't it would I'm saying people would definitely want that for price. No, I don't fuck views That's a problem with the word to like for views like you do in bears price. No, but it's good for price to learn That's not and good for a price to have a conversation with Neil grass types in private and private

Yeah, you don't want to embarrass somebody on here. Yeah, that's not cool. Okay It's all as you have a conversation with them that I agree with I think you should have a conversation The way prices the one is asking for a debate. Yeah, No, I know. And to your point, ignorance is bliss. You don't want debate, Rogan, trust me. I've been right on some of the things that you don't want to argue with. It's a nightmare. The guy's a savage.

I also believe though, if he did a conversation in one-on-one with Neil deGrasse Tyson, the people that are flatter, and let's say Bryce lost that debate. They're very honest. Maybe no, they'd be like, oh, something happened. He gave me money or something. Yeah, if you did it on air, they could all like, oh, something happened. He gave me money or something. Yeah.

So if you did it on air, they could all see how he reacts. If you know something about it. I admire my podcast, Conspiracy Social Club. It's a very interesting thing. Yes. I've talked to people who are, make their living basically, denying certain things. And B, do you think they actually,

were they doing it for the money? Because when you dip your toe in and you get that fan base, you can't. Yeah, you can. You can't, but you also can't pick up your shoes. You're also making money. You can't be like, well, there's this flat, but then also that you have to cross the pool. 100%. Well, this guy like said there, yeah, I would say that whenever you ask them some questions that they can't answer, they'll say some of them, I'm just asking questions.

And it's like, but that's not what you are doing. You're actually, but you know what, you're right. So what happens is you develop a community, you develop a following, you start making money, and you gotta, you gotta hold onto that. The biggest problem with science is too, is like a lot of times, science is having an entire theory, right? They teach courses, they write books,

and someone comes along and disproves the theory. And now that science, right? You do science. You've designed the first thing is you gotta be doubt is a big part of science and you have to always be willing to change your hypothesis based on new evidence. Yeah, that's nice. And sometimes that happens, but sometimes you have a tenureship, you've written books,

you teach classes on it, and now what? Now, so what a lot of people, a lot of science do is they just pretend it didn't exist. Nothing to see here and they keep going, but overall it's's it but then also for the confirmation bias is like when that gets Disproven like to all of it. It's like politics, right? They get something like so all of them like is like Jesus Christ Yeah, no The weird world. It's fun, but yet I agree. It's dangerous. Yeah, or it's all it's always existed And you can now find your community. But there was in social media. Yeah, I just think it's interesting that I think the public in some,

so election denial would be considered a conspiracy. You know, you can go out a lot of ways. Both sides though. Yeah, both sides. Outgore. Both sides did are always like tonight. I mean, election stays here. The other side always does.

The White House press secretary is twice. Always. Yeah, the left and the right are always talking about it. First thing they go through. Yeah, but what was funny was the Trump loyalists did not fare well. And a lot of people think that people just returned off by that. They were like, dude, you know, you scare me a little bit. Because, you know, there's just isn't enough evidence

and you're talking about elections in aisle. And you're such a Trump acolyte. And people were like, just not most independent voters, are like, I'm just not with that crazy shit. But I think, in Republicans, I called up, there's Republicans, then there's Maga. And they have to like, get away from it. There's a difference.

No, it's DeSantis. He said, I'm Republican, I'm not Maga. I don't want the Maga crew. I'm good, man. Yeah. Just trying to separate you. I used to do far from many people. What do you got, Jim? Because then it's like, all right, do you deny all elections, you man. Yeah. You're trying to separate. You should do far from many people. What do you got, Jim?

Because then it's like, all right, do you deny all elections? Yeah. Yeah. The things that you won. AB, can we take another break, dude? Take a break, buddy. Take a break.

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Timson off now let's get back to the program Best news of the week came Velasquez. Yeah, I Yeah, so he's with his family right now. That's great. No way. Yep, million dollar bail and the judge was actually really cool eight months Same judge. No, a different judge and you were right about this man. You said it feels a dude I don't know if you said it on camera off-, but it was a do to be a little different. And it's just completely different. Yes. So that's a statement right there. If somebody wants to read it.

Different is he takes a rational approach to it. So he said, I would not release you if I was convinced that upon a release at this time, a month later that you would be in be a danger to Harry. Primarily, the whole document. If you are as devoted as a father, I'm confident and have to believe you will not Chimper dies anything out would take you away from your son your daughter or your or your family

I hope you don't prove me wrong and then came respond. I want your honor. Yeah, at least don't how dope is that? From what I heard that once this thing hits trial, this will be some info that comes out think? That people close the sources say that. And he's poor came in. This one was released, he made a little statement. Eight months to let me see this. And you see the picture of his wife hugging him. She was like crying, it was pretty powerful. I said walking out of the jail.

Why is he still wearing a mask? Maybe I have to, I don't know. In prison, you have to wear a mask? Well, I guess it is the bay. It's up there. He takes it off for here, though. Oh, yeah, he can't wait to get off, but... He probably had no problems in there.

Hey, how you doing, Kane? How's it feel to be out there, man? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry who had my support. I love all of you. Yeah, man, just always continue to be better as a person. Always do good things. Yeah, just make something positive in this terrible situation, you know. My family and I will point it to that.

Sure, man. Man, he's been there. The energy from that report is off the chart. Hey, you know the report was respectful. He's probably scared too. It's all good. It's all good. Yeah. Talk about being gone through some shit. We'll be good.

We'll be good. Fight starts, you know. No, the fight starts. Yeah. I don't know. So I looked it up. I was like wondering how long is his bail. I couldn't find out, but for now he's, it's until trial, which is the first one's on November 26th, I think.

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Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. Jason Tom. All right, him and Jill, I'm sure he's perfect to find. Yeah, he's gonna be fine. And that's the judge, by the way, so shout out to this guy.

Oh yeah, shout out to Arthur Book of Niagara. That's my boy Arthur. Arthur Book of Niagara. So there's a powerful ticket that was sold in California for $2 billion. I believe that's the highest ever, right? Yeah. So $2 billion. And it turns out that it's the father in law.

Oh no, the place that sold it is like a tire gas station place but the right energy is what? What were you doing? I didn't write energies. Do you know this person? What, what, what, what? Do you know a NFL star, Domada Peco? Yeah, I guess his father loves the one

that sold the ticket at the shop. So he automatically wins a million bucks. Oh wow, really? That's a cool thing about, yeah. Like liquor stores, would they get a percentage or a certain lump fee? It comes from your, wow. That's so cool.

So he's a million dollars. So he's a million dollars. Is there a way I can just blur my face on every interview so my family and friends don't find out? I think there's a way to get away with it. No shit. People are massing stuff like that. Oh, I'd wear just a, they'll find out though.

People will find out. Oh, you mean when you win the whole thing the biggest. Well, because you could take the lump sum on front, which I think they said was like 996 million or you can get paid out over 30 years. And it's like it and get like 1.5 billion. But just take the 996 million up front and then invest all the money in the world. Yeah, man. I mean fuck that's a lot of money taxes right Be good problem to have though This is a cool video. This is a shark jumping into a boat. Oh boy. It's a meco It's like one of the fastest sharks 40 yeah, there goes jumps right in the boat

It's like a 300 something pound shark. That's so cool Now then it jump because it's being, it's caught or something. I think it was feeding. It's sharks like what? That's so weird. Yeah. Luckily everyone was behind the boat. So, well more worried about the shark.

Yeah, of course, guys. I care about the shark. He can't breathe right now. He was able to wiggle his way back into the ocean. Would he go under the, I don't know, it didn't show the end of the video, but it says it went back in. He's scrimmed some crazy amount that just walked in. There's shoot for four. 46 miles miles.

Because of the fastest shark. And you make them. They look like many great whites. Yeah. I don't know for sure. What? This is going to be so lame, but all right. What?

Wimbledon, I didn't know this before, but you have to wear all white. And women had to wear white underwear and white skirts. And some women had periods. So this would be a really bad, you know, thing. It was an actual rule. It should be bad for me. It should be bad for me.

I know. I'm like, yeah, I gotta wear blue. I don't want my butt. Changing next year. And I was like, I thought could just want Serena wore black outfits and stuff like that, but then I googled it and went with it and it's all white. Strict rule. Old school too.

Yeah. Yeah old school to School it used to be if you were in a country club or whatever you had to wear white when you played tennis That was it. Why underwear to you? That's kind of like what the hell? So Jessica Simpson put out a video recently. It's like an ad and then people are thinking she's Some's something's with her. So I'll just play it real quick Let me know if you guys know what to say. Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson and welcome to my daughter, Burdy's Room, designed by pottery barn kids. Feel a little bit of me.

It's an actual commercial. I was really drawn to the geometric prints and the color scheme. This really, to me, is Burdy's personality. Thank you, everyone everyone for checking out the adorable room of Burry, Mae Johnson. Did you guys know anything? It was a little slow.

It just seems a little... Maybe a little awkward too, where they're like, can you redo it? And then she's like, okay. And then she started maybe getting her head talking like a robot a little bit. Yeah, that's so okay. That's so interesting.

Can I see the other pictures over? Yeah. She's still swarking. So she lost a ton of weight now. Yeah, she was a big girl. Yeah, look at her Yeah, she's just gorgeous man and person and back back in the day It was like she was super hot back in the day Nothing better when her sister Three times She's gained a lot of pounds three times on a Monday. That's a lot Sunday But now you know most people not most but a lot of people like what worried like what is going on here She looks good when she puts on weight though I guarantee it like it all goes for a button boobs. Take it goes my button boobs

No, I want to her chin and tummy I don't see the face she got big may I who you tell my Jessica's yeah, she yeah, she's really yeah, she got big Who you talking about Jessica? Yeah, she's really big. Let me see. She was just I remember back in the day. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. You know, it was like her bringing

where's Christina Aguilar at a post of her, my dorm room. Yeah, it's. Well, I was probably working with her at the time. She was like, Jesus. Yeah, see, she got pretty big at one point. You're going to click on that. See what we're working with there?

She really, really put on weight. See what we're working with there. Um, but she really really put on weight. It's actually his pregnant there No, but then she really was pretty overweight for a little while too like right here. You can tell Yeah, I don't have a problem with it. I think she was probably still hot as fuck. I mean, you know, yeah, it's a lot of weight She's hot She's crushing it. Yeah, she looks good. She was the tape word. Oh, see, there's another picture too. Okay.

She changed quite a bit. Either way, she's a very pretty girl. That is what it is, some people. Yeah, super. Some people yell, you don't yell, you're pretty good. No matter what I do. I mean, you stay pretty consistent. Yeah.

But that's because you're not saying about the way you eat. No when I let myself loose I make it a little heavy by never no I don't yell yell like that you can be like oh John you don't a lot of people yell you man oh what's this beautiful chest bring this shit up mark Harley's list yeah one of the best tests I've seen oh my gosh. Oh, he has a weird So it's like a it's like you just turn him right turn him have that fixed Why would you want to fix right make you not pull it body? I know I you implying there's something it looks like a huge looks like a shark. Yeah It looks unhealthy

He's born that way then but if he's fine Do you just kind of roll with it? Do you only have major surgery? Yeah, I guess you'd I mean to push your open heart search Yeah, probably I Right, you're fucking stirred them and then research, you know set it. Yeah, it's a lot of But if you put a lot of muscle on that might not look that bad

This one I think it might These are these are parents doing a tackling drill with their kids at pop order. What happens if those little dudes light the pair up? Oh shit. Those kids are coming full too. Oh wow. Oh damn, the parents are actually really good. I'm up to the show.

They really are. Oh this kidke the shell, the kid, they really are. Oh, this kid's smart, he did, yeah. Oh, it's smart. And then she's so much. Oh. They have these branches like in your face. Yeah, the one kid with good tackling form. Oh, there's, he broke down. What's that?

Any particular ones? 20, what's 20? 20, when you just go down. Oh, have you seen that new dock on Netflix? Oh, I saw this too. The killer Sally. No. She's a bodybuilder, and her husband was like on the verge of,

he did compete at Mr. Olympia, place like 15th. And she killed him, shot him, killed him. Why? He was like super abusive, but she was super aggro like aggressive. And he was like beat, but she was also kind of crazy. It's a three-part series, it's so fucking good. Damn. Yeah.

And then the whole thing is, they're saying, because this was in 95, she shot my Valentine's Day, because he was gonna leave her and she was like obsessed with him, but he was had another girlfriend. So he came back to the house

and she shot him with a shotgun. But the forensic is like, hold on, you said he was chasing, he was gonna hit you and you're trying to protect yourself from the kids, and she shot him with a shotgun. But the forensic is like, hold on, you said he was chasing you, he was gonna hit you trying to take yourself from the kids so he shot him, they were, yeah, they go, well, the shotgun was located where, so they had to bedroom, so they went through

and this is what fucked her. They found that she went and got the shotgun, they were talking, he turned around, she shot him close range, right in the stomach. Oh my God. She had to go back and reload the shotgun to the room as he's like on the ground and shot him in the face. So I give you that's funny yourself.

Oh, she did 20, 25 years. Damn, she out of now. She's out now, yeah. But you watch it's tough because they have people on there like things are different now because she was so abused. Like she was defending herself like over the years. She would probably get away now. But back then, he was beating the shadow of her,

yeah, beating her in the eye. But back then, they didn't have the, you know, the information and it's super interesting. Super interesting. I gotta watch that. It's good. And also to see how she's making money, because she was like the breadwinner pretty much

by doing these like wrestling videos of like beating dudes up. So like that was like only fans back in the day. Like, I would say, pay you. She was attractive, yeah, her face. She was on steroids. Oh, you'd be into it. Yeah, let me answer for you. You'd be into it.

Yeah, you're like, just a bit. Cause back then they were huge or I was she huge. She got pretty big, half way through. She was like, I was on an antivarmic. My girl was that's an antivarmic. No, no, she's not. Her girl was on all sorts of stuff. But at the time the murder,

the good muscle, the good muscle. On the time the murder, they found killer Sally, on the time the murder, they found like seven different steroids in his body, right? He's Mr. Kampium. Seven? Yeah, in hers, they only found one. Okay.

They're both, they're both Marines too. They're both the army, they're Marines. Well, she's pretty big, especially back then. That's a big girl. Yeah, yeah. And that's her boyfriend? Yeah, husband. Husband. He was jacked. Yeah, she looks like she's, she's put on some, and then she there, she is out. No, that's not her no, okay. She was pretty before she started up in for chin-growing shit Yeah, he was jack city. Yeah, he's jack city there. She is right there, right? She's out now. That's right out. Yeah So it's cheap. Don't do on cheap. Don't definitely cheap. Don't Can't have a flat ass me a few male bodybuilder. Wow, look at that man.

That's right now, you know. She had 20 years, 25 years, hard time. That's a lot of time. You guys should watch this. She's like lifting people and she's like, I'm 100% gonna watch this. Yeah, you'd love it. You're 100%.

100%? You're a lot to the pants, right? What else you got? I saw this on Rogan's. Yeah, I saw it. What what is it these two guys? Also for the audio listeners it's two dudes one guys bouncing on his the other dudes head while the other guys walking up the stairs Yeah, that's crazy what the fuck and the user hands bounce but then it's just head on head when they start walking It's just insane on that when they start walking it's just in a holy shit and that guy has to

all this fucking ass hole hey dude well he's logged in he might be late for class fuck that guy let's take a minute look at what's going on in front of you you I don't know what's more impressive the entire we're going bottom I was gonna say there's two plus two flights of stairs we gotta get it look at how strong the dude down there is go go, go, go, go, go, go. Look how strong that motherfucker is.

We can do it. That's crazy. Look, the guy in top is bouncing. That's crazy. You can do it. And I'd like to take, what is the world record? One flight of stairs. You got the last flight of stairs, let's go.

Let's go for you. Oh my god, let's go, let's go. Let's do that, sir. This motherfucker's strongest shit. The kid needs all the record is nothing. We can my god. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This motherfucker's strongest shit. The guinea's wall of record is nothing. We can do nothing Think about strong his legs and ass are we can do it and feel the core product on top And they both have both they both have flat tops How do you leave a strong man? These are both very strong mother and there's like splits upside down. No, it's yes. Yes. Yes. They're twins And it's like splits up like on snowets. Yes, yes, they're twins

You guys get off now you guys have just witnessed history and you guys have flat tops Man nobody was there Everyone's like okay, we didn't even know this is a record. That's crazy Which he gets into that position is the stock. I don't like the stock. That's fucking nice. You have to walk by. What did you say? No.

No. What a dick. We're a record here. Like, bro, like take a minute. Wherever you're going can be. Yeah, anyway. That guy said, I hate that guy. Give us one more channel, you like.

All right. Got a do time mic is y'all. And a Medeos. ain't about what you were. It's about who word I got on the next day man cuz he was June and we all Jews don't tell me We all Jews I got a throw it away, man burning this guy's This guy's burning all his adidas and Nike. Yeah, Jay, what's that? So, wait, was he also worse with Nike too? Kyrie Irving, who they suspect. Oh, shit.

Kyrie Irving, yeah, he's in bit of a, he actually took all the, a lot of heat from Kahnik. Kahnik should pay Kyrie Irving's a royal thing. Yeah. So, I think this thing, because they, you already bought the shoes. So, how does that affect Nike? Damn.

Yeah, I mean. Okay. Well, one guy burned his shoes. I think, yeah, more than one, but yeah, I don't know. But the thing is, Deeta owns the design of the Yeezis. So for the slides, they own the design, so kind of you can't just go somewhere to make the same shoes.

They'll come up with new ones, but Deeta's gonna continue to sell those. Oh, they are I doubt the easy fans buying though the e-fans are gonna buy Don't actual he didn't even apologize now Kanye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still But if you buy it now, well Kanye doesn't get the money for it. So I mean you can buy nothing Well, not yet now they've been saying like off the market so the value on Kanye's actual Yeezies Adidas have gone through the roof Through the roof, but I'll make him he's he's getting distribution across these so make it himself new design Might be more fire a little fire under Zest I'm not burning Yeezies and Nike's but I will be in Houston Houston November 10 through the 12th

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