The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 845: Bryan Callen tells Brendan Schaub to PAY UP DADDY

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

Brendan and Bryan recap their respective weekends in Charlotte and Houston before getting into the big UFC card over the weekend and figuring out exactly how much Brendan owes Bryan in the aftermath of his prophetic main card picks. They break down the fights and what Bryan would do if he was Michael Chandler's coach, discuss Izzy's cryptic reference to potential health issues he's enduring, and pay tribute to Anthony "Rumble" Johnson who passed away over the weekend. They talk about the current state of Detroit (where Bryan's heading today to shoot a film), Elon's latest controversial move with Twitter, the NFL quarterbacks that would make the hottest ladies, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again It's the fight on the kids

It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids This is really the fight in the kid.

I got to hide all your stuff. Go ahead, just go. He's got to hide his Ferrari key, all that stuff, dude. Just because you're in the cars isn't your fault and fashion. I was saying that I feel like that's from Peru. That's a bandana. That's what comes on bandana. It's called a bandana., it's a bandana. Not Argentina. That's what comes on bandanas. It's called a bandana.

Chüera. What? This is bandana. That is, that does look like it's from Mexico and they took bandanas that nobody wanted and they turned it into a quilt. You may have done it. And then nobody wanted the quilt and then they turned it into a button down poncho. Is that fair?

That's fair. Okay. That's fair. Remember when we were bandanas, when Ellie mask. When Ellie made us wear masks. Yes, and then they said you're not allowed to do that. And like, dude, what do you guys do? Like, wow, my face is cut. My favorite.

I just went around. I can't be an outlaw. Oh, I know, and I just, we all just look like Robin Banks. Yeah. Now, daddy had to do the podcast early today because you're headed to Detroit. Going to Detroit, shoot a movie. She's gonna be warm there. It's Detroit shoulda moving. Give me one there.

It's gonna be super warm, there'll be nice. I gotta pack me a thickled down jacket. And then I heard. Go to eight mile. Well, I heard downtown Detroit's super nice. It's a bunch of hipsters. No, there's parts of Detroit that are really cool. Yeah, but you know, you might have to head on a swivel

if you go to eight mile, seven mile. I'm gonna make it. If you don't know somebody. Eight mile one through eight, go ahead and stay out. As they back. If you don't know somebody, email one through eight. Go ahead and stay out. I say, I say, say, who are you rolling with? No, you gotta call it. You gotta check in.

That's it. You gotta check in. Yeah, check in, dude. Like I didn't know this. David goes, I forget, it's on my Instagram, and David goes, oh, this blah blah is coming to show. I'm like, I don't know. I hit Papa.

He's like, hit Papa. He's like, no, this guy runs Houston. Like if you're one of the guys like rapper, whatever you check him with this guy, like he's Mr. Ike. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know him, he's right there. He was so nice.

There you go. Now I have, we gotta check in. Yeah. You gotta check it. So if you're income is using it, you know how like when you play Denver, you always check him with me, right? Cause I don't want, I don't want you getting messed up. I don't want the boy's beating ya. So you gotta make sure I got check in with me, right? Because I don't want, I don't want you getting messed up. I don't want the boys beating you up.

So you gotta make sure I got the perimeter around me. Yeah, I'm like, well, and I let up all your ops know, right? You don't know what that means, that's not it. I let the ops know hands off. Hands off. Otherwise, Dez can lay down the game. Do I, that's like Frank Rillow? So that's like Houston.

Quick story about Frank Rillow in Tepeito, Mexico, where that's the cartel strong. You don't go to Tepeito unless you know someone. Now Frank decided to, as they were shooting, to stroll the marketplace and pick up some trinkets for a spam. Yeah. Okay. They need that.

Well, he didn't realize that it was... He didn't realize that. Well, he didn't realize what it said in Tepeito. You got lookouts everywhere. And it got to the one of the main guys, hey, your boys just wandering the streets. What are they like? No, no, no.

They found him toot sweet, and they were like, hey, hey, you can't do that. Access to that. But I'm an actor. No, no, no, no, no. You got to roll with us, which means you got to be with us. So there's some parts like that in America. I mean, there's,

Sure. You know, obviously that's nice. He used to say, yeah, like if you're in that world, you're checking with this guy. Check out. Who's such a nice guy? Oh, so he's, he's, he's the guy you check in with. He's rolling. And he goes in,

you'll see him, he's on there with P. Diddy. I mean, Oh, okay, wait a minute. He's with that guy who, who we've seen got shot and killed from the megos. Like, take off. No, no, no, the guy is a real deal. So now I get it.

This dude's charisma. He was like, holy, he was so nice. Really? Yeah, and there he is with P. Diddy. So now, now hold on. Hold on. P. Diddy, P. Diddy, P. Diddy. So hold on.

He's the shit. So he runs that town. It's like, we've never seen him. He have some problems. He ever see P. Diddy, P. Diddy, Snooze talk about with Nas, he goes, Nas got people with him. I mean, he ain't got people with him, but he got people with him, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I was like, oh, I couldn't sound any wider there, but yeah, no.

I sound a lot like. No, you mean people? I mean, people. I don't know what that means, but he, uh, he got Pete. But if you're in those arch, those dark arch, you gotta, you can't just come through LA. You gotta check in, especially in LA. Check in. If you're in that world, you gotta can't just come through LA, you gotta check in, especially in LA. I can. If you're in that world, you gotta check. Check them with the shot color.

You gotta check the shot color. Yeah. Well, it's like when I shot on that movie, I mean, I think we were up for a few Oscars that movie that I shot with Shire LaBuff. Yeah. But everyone was working on it all the time. But they shot it in the hood.

Tax man? Tax collector. Tax collector. Yeah, tax collector. they shot that in the state hood, but their security was all gang bangers. And then the directors like, yeah, in order to shoot here, we have to get it clear to them, like not the city is none of that, no, no.

So all the security was gang bangers. And there's this is there, this is there. They run it, yeah, yeah, they run it. Well, speaking of which, and I don't wanna get my security out, I don't wanna get who I roll without. Cause I, speaking of which, and I don't want to get my security out, I don't want to get who I roll without. Yeah. Because I got people.

I mean, I don't have people here, but I got people. You know what I mean? Right. And I was wondering how you want to get that $5,000 to me. I sent you the cash out the night when, once you text me, I sent it. I didn't get it. Yeah, I sent you to. Yeah, I see that. Yeah, that's how I got it said I didn't get it. Yeah, I got it

You sent it to me. I sent it now. There's a limit on there. So it's gonna come into what I mean now here's the pride do it I need listen me now here's not what did you send me because I don't like getting paid an increments well He with the juice is running, but here's the thing here's the thing you ain't trying to do double enough then right? You don't want that problem. You don't want 10 G's. You know, it's been on five, 10. Hold on. You know, it's been on five. I already got some money in my account. It's a court. You just told me you sent it. Did you or did you not? That's what I'm saying, but we could do double enough on the next one. You mean the rematch. They're gonna rematch. They're not gonna, they're not gonna give out out spirit. Like, you want to break down?

I'll break down. Well, I was, I was batting a thousand on Saturday. I had poor A for a lot of reasons on that. I mean, I was just talking about that. Not so much at all, so. In my career. That first round was tough. Yes.

Yeah, you're talking about a crazy athlete, explosive. That, that dangerous. Could have been a 10-8 round. Yeah. And I want to get your take. Say I like him, that like a bad chance. I want to get your I want to get your objective take on my assessment on Chandler, Poirier and Sack, but I'm going to say this about. Is he? Pierre.

So for me, what it looked like was Pierre, is he was winning that fight three to one? Yes, easy. But I think a lot of that was Pierre saying, this is a five round fight. I don't want to gas. I have a big weight cut. He was definitely reserved. Yep, I'm gonna sit here and watch.

Hold him this fuel. And then in a way, five minutes for a guy like that's a long time. You know, for a Pierre? Yes, super long. You know what I mean? He got rocked that first round. Well, that was a first round. If there's 30 seconds left, that thing goes.

I hope that the end of the buzzer was a straight right and then a left turn. He rolled that right and then he stopped. He rolled that right well, stopped and then he put his hands down, got caught. No, don't discredit. Is he land the straight and then the bell went being but the left hook was already in motion. He was wobbled from there. I would disagree with that. I watched it. Disgr that. I watched it.

Disgrace. But that's okay. Either way, either way, I think that you have a situation where a pair is clearly a fucking natural 205. He's enormous. He's got legs and ass for days. He should go, 205 would be a better fit for a man. Because I thought to myself,

I mean, I'll tell you how I think, is he beaten, but here's, I thought to myself, and it's what I bet you how I think Izzy beats him, but here's, I thought to myself, and it's what I bet on him. I was like, he's gonna get Izzy ultimately against that. It's a huge K 30 foot fucking cage, I get it, but he's gonna get him against that fence and he's gonna bang. And when he bangs, you know, it's just laws of physics. I'm always gonna take the bet. I'm always gonna take the guy who's, and by the way, his level of striking, he's a two-time glory belt holder in glory. That's a huge deal So he got better as well. It's not like he didn't get better his kickboxing got evolved to MMA striking

Vol. Not as kickboxing, but is that a nice strike? Yeah, but but with those gloves those small gloves So that's why I was telling animal. Yeah, yeah But having said that I think is he can still beat him Oh, yeah, and is he can still beat him because of the weight cut. And I think what he should do is just fucking kick his body, teep his fucking front kick the body. If he's just putting in Cruz can go off the throne, he wins. He's a real champion, but you know, that's not Izzy's style.

Would you say also this though? Would you say so? I would say kick the body, teep the body, kick him in that fucking solar plexus. He's coming in like that, just kick him, kick him. He's going to run out of, he's already going to go out. You got to affect this card, are you saying for those later on? And then ultimately, wouldn't you tell him to wrestle him? Yeah, he looks really bad on the ground.

Right? It's almost like, dude, just shoot a blast double. But the three match, I mean, interesting. And they, they, they already have odds out. Is he still a slight favorite? Barely, like minus 120. That's interesting to me. But if you think about it, that fight, like, again, odds out is he still slight favorite barely like minus 120 That's interesting to me, but if you think about it that fight like again If is he let's say they read and I don't think the rematch looked the same

But they redo that fight is he won the majority of the fight. Yes, so that's with odds But wouldn't you say that's because pera was so reserved? Well, that's what I'm saying like I think in the rematch Pierce can be a little more Foot on the gas because he was very reserved and was like hesitant. So it was easy. They were both pretty hesitant. The Izzy Lenta ended the round. But they're just kind of feeling each other out.

Pierre hasn't been in that big spot. Izzy's doing his thing. You know, so I think Pierre had never fighting in five rounds. It was like, oh, that's a good one. Something of that nice one. I think he's a come forward. That being said, if you do open up like that, you're liable to get hit.

I think you should go up to 205. He'll be a 205er. Because he's not afraid of his power, it seems. He's just not worried about. No, he gets close, he's doing a lot with it. He's controlling his hands, or is he going to do much there? But he wasn't doing, even the clinch,

I guess he was in close quarters, he even better in the next round. So he wasn't doing a lot, but I was one. But the UFC has to do the rematch. You can't, you know, is he lost that fight? He's what, what, defend about five times, that's been his 13th win in a row. So when the guy has that long of a reign,

they have to do a mid at rematch. Also, in order to protect Alex Pierre, who else you can toss him? Like, comms, I was like, all the guys who can grapple like they want to so all police will be the easiest way to become champion Because if you when they were grappling granted is each of them more when they're grandpa I was like god damn it was like a white belt blue belt is like this is not what I'm when you saw when you saw Is he throw the leg in right remember when a Pierre was on his for all fours? Like was there a bodylock

opportunity there? Was there a double? Sure, I love it. And that's why I'm saying there's a lot of room to take advantage. Come, so I'm not letting you up at 85. Well, and this is a thing. So the respectable thing to do is to give as either rematch, so I'm just saying that if Alex beats him there, then you just gotta do your thing and toss them to the other bad bad chips. So they well do that. I do think they give, is he the rematch. But if, depending on what they want to do with homicide

and homicide's asking for it, there's a reason why Whitaker, Vittor, everyone's like, eehh, follow up. Because, yeah. They saw it. Yeah, everyone saw it. Yeah. And he's getting tired of the ground wrestling.

Everyone saw it. Oh my God. Yeah. It'd be the easiest way to become World Champion. Yeah. Yeah he's getting tired of the ground wrestling. Everyone saw it. Oh my God. Yeah. This would be the easiest way to become World Champion. Yeah. Yeah, man, that's fucking, that's fucking, he does that fast leg kick, those little leg kicks, that Dutch style where he doesn't turn his hips over

because they're, you can't, you're gonna counter. Because you get countered, right? Take care. Because Dutch people are so big that they, they're worried about hands. Right, that's what it is. Yeah, but it's just, go with that same thing for heavyweight for you guy like you, that's why you turn it over.

The guy's can turn it over, you just gotta, you know, you gotta be out of the way, you're head off the center. But also those like kicks did he is yet, but the one that affected is the most was actually is he throwing the kick that peer checked,

he said it messed up is whatever that. Perennial nerve, that's why I love isy, like, this is how you should deal with the loss. He's like, hey, better man. He's like, I'm worried about what he was like, that's why I love Isy. Like, this is how you should deal with the loss. He's like, hey, better man. He's like, I'm worried about what he was saying medically. I wonder what's going on. What do you say?

He said he's dealing with some medical issues and people are calling me skinny, but they said the same thing about Chad's with Boseman. He had cancer. Yeah, I know. And I was like, oh no, I don't like hearing that. And she's like, kind of shit might be a hormone. That's what he's saying.

Some guys get from smoking too much weed, like the THC, like there's a million things. I'll still on Chilison, we were breaking down on a shot. It's a late, man. It's not even that, but it's tough on your body. We used to that. There's a lot of guys that lose weight, but then also, you have a buddy who, you know, I have that carburetor

with, he's, I don't know, 38, and he has a lump and he just diagnosed with breast cancer. Dude, yeah. That's right. And he has a lump. Let's take with breast cancer. Dude, yeah. That's right. He has a lump. Let's take a little break, because I know it's a big thing. Let's take a break. You're well rested and you seem well rested.

I want to know what your secret to. Why? Because I look tired. You look tired. But I am getting so much. But when you need sleep when you're traveling. Oh, dude, on the road, you know, it's one of the sleep out your show. Wait, take a time.

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Yeah, he had a way too hard to give the name of that choice. Was his scientific name? No, no, no, it's hard at all. His white blood cells were attacking his organs and the red blood cells. So you have a 50% of them? If you have it, you have a lupus. Yeah, lupus, but with something else where the white blood cells attack the organs, usually have thondagnosus a three months to live.

And then you have a like a 50% chance to live, but it's super rare in adults. Just such a bummer. Can I see that? Yeah. It's non-hodge. What do you call that? Oh, yeah. Non-hodge is a bummer.

Oh, my. It's a cancer. Oh, no. It was attacking. Really his biggest issue was the liver. Fuck, dude. This is fucking. And we had him on food truck and what's a bummer is, take the way he posted it and I post it.

When he posts it and tagged them, then brings up your old DM. So it had to conversation with him for like three months ago, just talking, like that's insane to insane. Did you have any idea? No, yeah. He's close friends now. I didn't know it was this bad. But he was like, yeah, this thing's not good.

But I don't think he even, you know, he's a fighter man. So they're all, we'll be able to beat this in this. Four guy men. 38 dude. 38. 38. I worked with him on Warrior. Good dude.

So I remember when I was with him, spent a lot of time with him, he was 230 pounds, and he was gonna suck down the 70s. I've never seen a great couple of things. 60 pounds. It's such a shame dude. 38 years old. It's such a nice guy by the way. Great guy.

Such a bummer. Great guy. That bumms me out really. I know. It's such a bummer, man. It's such a shame. Wow. What can you do, man? It's like DCs that it's sometimes life doesn't seem fair. It's just such a fucking bummer. And she usually pops up, usually kids have issues with this. Not grown adults. Yeah, and especially, I want to get it. I don't know how, you know who knows. You know, people, they'll be playing, but we'll stare at Roy's this, no, no, listen.

Listen, this happens, my friend is on his last, he's 38 same thing, and he just got cancer. And, you know, it just happens, man. It's just what happens. It's called genetics. I know or they'll figure out I'll be over one day I'll be like you know man a is when you eat it with lemon What you know some weird thing who knows? It's such a bummer, dude. Yeah, man. It really is but well That's the show. Um, but I want to just break down the Chandler leave you guys. I guys, I guess. I'm gonna say this about, so I had money on Porre, and no disrespect to the great Michael Chandler, but I will say this,

and I am not in a position to say anything about someone's technique, especially a guy like Michael Chandler. However, I nerd out on striking and I watch boxing, and when I saw how wide his stance was, initially coming out, and I know what Dustin does to your lower calf, I was like, is he baiting him in or is he not?

Think, generally, it always fights low like this. So, he's so exposed for the double and the power right? Would you say that he throws those, he throws with, I mean, the explosiveness and you can get in trouble. But it feels like whoever a striking coach was, if you're gonna throw those looping shots, and that's what it doesn't say,

but also with your hands down and you're leaning in against a guy like Dustin Poiret, it's like I have to say whoever a striking coach is, it's like you have to be able to see that that's a liability. Why am I a striking coach, one of the best in the world? What was a striking coach?

Is the guy who was at the black zealions? He works with, I mean, everybody. So, oh, um, um, uh, Henry Hooft. Henry Hooft. Oh, okay. Right, literally work class. Yeah, one of the best in the world. Sure, but like, so it's, so maybe it's just,

but that's, that's not why he lost. Be. That's not why he lost it all. What do you mean? He didn't lose because he had a white stance. He lost because he got punched in the face a lot. Right. Well, but that's, again, that's not a technique

from Henry Hooth. But no, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, that that's channel it's an error on Chandler's part. It's just how Chandler fights. It's like, that's like telling, you know, but that's not gonna get you, that's gonna be a major liability when you're fighting people in top five, major liability.

I mean, it appears that way, but also, but that's that's why I got him to the dance That's why he gets all the performance of the the the nights, you know, yeah, so it's like yeah at that at that top level and also Challenge teams gonna have to figure out because he's dominating these first rounds like Charles Olivera 10-8 Yeah, Tony Ferguson didn't work, but doesn't pray. I was like, holy shit, this came in a long night for Dustin Porri, like outgrap him, picking up, slam him down. And that second round was just gangbusters.

But the difference was to your point, when it came down technique, Dustin will fancy himself a cock fight as far as like in a phone booth, but he's still throwing straight shots. And that channel, it goes, it's not even, the channel is a vaccine, it's not about world champion. Channel is a world champion.

But I mean, I am, but do you think that's what, that's what channel does? That's what channel does. That's what channel technique, like really correct technique, comes in like instead of... The channel is just, like, I'm sorry, Porre, when the bullets are flying,

is one of the best we've ever seen, where he stays focused and will, because they're both landing, but Porre had more precise, so it was landing in a better spot. And then really, it's a had more precise, it was landing in better spots. And then really, a lot of it was with the grappling, like same thing with Drugs of Oliveira, Chandler made mistakes grappling

with Dustin Pory made mistakes. So then once, you know, and he's tired too, because he's so explosive and he blows his wad in that first round. So he's gonna have to recalibrate, you know? Because you know, two out of, I think he got choked out, because he was so tired. I mean, it was great technique. Yeah mean, I think it was great technique.

Yeah, you're also dealing with amazing techniques. Yeah, the black belt. So the way, I wouldn't discredit, poor, like that, or Chandler, because the way he took his back and originally, and he knew the blood, it's a black belt move. He had it on his chest. Yeah, so what did he do?

It was under his chest, but then with the blood, it's gonna slip in there. Is that what it is? It was under his chin to this, but then with the blood, it's going to slip in there. Is that what it is? Yeah, yeah. Superhound, too. Oh. So when he pushed his chin over, it's just a matter of time to fit in. Yeah, and then once he repositioned the blood, yeah.

So sneaky. Yeah, so good. Yeah. I love Chichitsu on that. It's just so fun to watch that. Yeah. What do you feel about the, if somebody puts their fingers in your mouth, I'm biting their fingers off.

They're not playing the piano again. I think he did. Yeah, I would too. I'm not playing the piano again. But also, yeah. And the aspirations. Also Chandler, he was like, I couldn't see, I didn't know.

He's like, maybe I didn't know I was grabbed. I didn't know. Yeah. I give him the benefit of the doubt. Chandler's a fucking standup motherfucker, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's a dirty move, but I don't think Chandler meant to. He's not dirty, but no.

No, I'm gonna give that. I'm gonna give that to the bad of him now. He has his nose just clogged and he blow him, be like, oh, even that's dirty. Chandler's like, I think great, man. Come on. Say, I can't fucking breathe. But for Chandler, he was thinking of to recalibrate

because, you know, we love him. He's getting these performance of the nights, but he's not winning and the UFC holds that over your head. Well, it comes to a negotiation, so you know, you know, great fight, so we love him. If I'm saying to him, you are so explosive and I would take a look at where, when you're throwing this hands down with a guy like, like, you know,

or he was throwing those looping shots, you're gonna get punched in the face. And the Vanderlich Silver was crushing people because he would throw, but he would throw this way. Got one's guys, like, straight in goes, we're like, just fire down the middle, you're gonna catch him. That's just physics, and that's basically what Dustin said.

So, guys, you can sit in the cut, whether that storm, if you can, which is a big hit for a lot of guys, but if you're as good as, you know, I pour you in and then, bop, bop, bop, you know, that's gonna win it. It's gonna win it. What, you don't agree? No, I do.

I would never give a monk channel or advise on how to throw punches. Well, we're just, but I'm doing right now, I mean. I know, it's tough because it's Michael channel, like even with, but I'm kinda right. I mean, I am. I mean, it's called him and tell him, if we're no, never. Do you'm kind of right. I mean, I am.

I mean, it's called him and tell him if we're no, never. Do that. I know. Oh my God. You know, but if I'm going back to the line board, but you have to say, you don't think he knows this. I don't. You can't. You trust he knows this.

I'm sure I'm sure. Like his fight going into just in gay chief fight. His plan was to get him to commit and then shoot. God was. Chalers has that thing in where it's he doesn't give it. No, no, can I just say this about it? He's a shoot government. Chaelish has that thing where he doesn't give a fuck. No, no, can I just say this about it? He's a dog. He knows.

Of course he knows. His whole team knows everything about it. They're smarter than us. What I would say is this, what I guess what I'm trying to say is this, because he's a wrestler and been a wrestler his whole life and such a great wrestler, maybe there is a tendency when you go, when you know, when in the heat of the moment,

everybody goes back to their happy place. Maybe there's this idea when you're a wrestler, your hands automatically are there to protect your hips. You're there, you're almost going down to protect your fucking... You're doing too long, B. Tomah World Champion. There's a, but there's a, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can give you situations where in the purify, is he fight where their hands are down?

Sometimes shit happens. But those guys are so high level strikers first. Their hands are still down, but they're strikers first. Their hands are still down. But they're strikers first. And I think with a wrestler, it's, well, look, let's put it this way. I'm kinda right because it's not working, right? I mean, it's working, but not at the top, top level.

So I think if I'm his coach, if I'm going back to the drawing board, that has to be a conversation. It just does. Yeah, and I'm sure the handle can't be changed. It's just tough to change the DNA of that. But you have to. Yeah, it depends what poor he wants to do.

Because what they have to do is those first rounds are there. I don't know. There's only half the people are gonna make out those first round. Correct. That's why nobody else down the top three is probably a god for not gonna make it. That's what I'm saying. But he has, but he's gonna be a champ or be like, you know,

it's, it depends what he wants to do. If you want to still be exciting, you know, that's his thing. It's top dude. I don't know. He's also, you know, he's like, yo. What want to do. If you want to still be exciting, you know, that's the thing, it's tough, dude. I don't know. He's also, you know, he's like, what did I say to you? What did I say to you? I texted you.

I was like, I'm so glad you're out of memory. Yeah. In a way, there's a, in a way, there's a, there's a no win situation in general, right? Okay. Tough, right? It's like, it's beautiful. There's, there's, there's glory, but I don't know, man.

I'm just, you know, I would imagine you watch this and just go Not anymore now I'm entertained yeah, I love watching I do too. I'm not with poor a two. It's like I wonder what's next for him because they got it, you know I think for you. I just needs to need to be fantastic in general in other words Don't worry about mockach have let's not worry about that in general. In other words, don't worry about Mockuchef. Let's not worry about that. Let's just worry about that. That's Mockuchef and Vokinov.

Yeah, well, that's gonna be a tough long, tough one. But for poor, I mean, especially coming off this fight, thought he's such a big name. They probably want that, you know, my co-president. Sit in the cot. That's just, you only want big fights too. So, you know, I don't know. But then also it's like,

do the high profile fights. You know what? But who's high profile? That's what he wants. Call me Covington. Just grudge matches now. Just get those guys. You train with for a long time.

That's 70, it's tough. And then for Colby, he's trying to fight Mark Jeff, you know, so that's not gonna happen. No, Colby's trying to fight, it comes up, right? Yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know what, if you're Dustin, you don't fight Darius.

It's easy. That's what I would out chill. Darius is the fight for Dustin, sorry, yeah. Yeah, so you know what, if you're Dustin, you don't fight dairyers. It's easy. That's what I would out chill. Darius is the fight for Dustin, by the way. But if you want to know the title show, Darius should want to fight Dustin. Dustin doesn't need fight dairyers. Well, Dustin, he's like, you want a huge name fight. Like, you want that Nate Diaz,

you want something, he's coming off the con. Money, money. At his level, money. Sit back. Or does he only have one left, so is he gonna go out on his shield and fight Mark chip? Absolutely not. 100% we don't need to do that.

I know. There's no upside to that. Fuck off. He's done it all. He's fantastic. He's beautiful. Just let him just be cool, man. I know.

You have to share it. He likes to chill too. I don't know. If I was running the UFC, nobody would make money. Because I'd be like, I don't want to fight. He's gonna fight Brian Callan. Brian with 50 on scout gloves. Well, the about Frankie Acre last fight here fight Guterres. It's like what? Is that so we're tired. Thank God. I mean

You know and they're saying Frankie picked him at all the guys Well, I don't know who was in in his ear like Bro, let's fight like a Donald Cruz another legend. Thank you. Let's fight some other one Yeah, not some of usigor some up and coming Ball of fast switch that can drive his knee into your head your mind. Yeah, but he's you know, that was bummer to see of course it was predictable. Oh, yeah, but a bummer now now I'll tell you I'm excited who does Yeah, you're Rodriguez fight. He's probably the most important.

And for the intern belt. Yeah. So for Vokunasi, it's like he is the biggest kangaroo balls on the planet fighting out, Jeff. Yes, you do. Let's say, and I don't understand that, I'll say the odd makers are right, and Muckchip mobs the floor with them.

All right, so then you go back to 45 and you fight another big fight for the intern, you know, you fight the guy who has a belt. Yeah, you know, I read regas and Josh Emmett. I want to see the air I want to see your your Rodriguez fight Volk. That's gonna be very interesting to me I think he's the one guy that can be a book. I'm gonna put my money on your let's put it that way I wouldn't I don't see you want hard hard to fight. I don't think you know you can be a Volk at 45 I'll just see him. I did a max. I'm believe you want max did the air. I don't think it's been vulcate 45. I was just seeing why he did a max I'm believe you want max did the higher. I don't think so. Yep Yeah, for for vulc though business boom and you had the super fight in mock-chev in your hometown

and then even if you were to lose that him for bid then you just fall back fight for another tie-up 45 say at 45 no one's gonna you know hanging over your head you lost a fucking mock-chev Again, there's nothing wrong with being at the top at 45 for as long as you need to. I don't know what that weight cut's like for. God, that card is stacked. Whitaker, Paula, Coston. Whitaker, Apollo, Justin, Tyson Pedro. That's a fun fight.

Uh, I think that, uh, Waleigh is gonna be, uh, champ for a while. Yeah, yeah, it's her time. She look good, huh? She look good, I don't know. Oh, you're thinking some, what? Dablin in a little bit of gear, sauce? And we're not talking about the orange sauce

from Pay of Chains. We're talking about that. You're talking about that good, good? I don't know what you're talking about. You don't think, you know, I see what you're insulating. You think she's artificially creating a Chinese lab. Do I think the Chinese oh they're not resources like that? No come on no their Olympic teams clear. I don't know what you're saying. No they would never. I don't know that I mean I think that the Russians and Chinese would never. Yeah she's uh but I tell you what a hell of a champion a

hell of a champion as far as the story's cool too because she won the belt like eight years ago an ultimate fighter Coming back now she got the belt again being rose and then you know now she fought way lay and that's his that's his and as far as it As good as you get without like with coaching and Good nutrition. That's it. I see what you're doing here. Well, you know what I don't like? Hey, is that Mark Harley?

Oh, no, that's, that's what I'm saying. Sorry, that's what I'm saying. No, I just saw the muscles on the... I don't know, biceps. They need some new blood up in there. You know what I'm saying? Like it's been the same girls. And Yawanna, Rose, you know,

all the same four or five girls just been rotating around. Yeah. Was it Limos? She can do it, she's beat Rodriguez, yeah. Yeah, that is, that's gonna be, she's gonna be a... She's a prom, because remember, she puts on the scene just knocking girls out

and her grappling's really good. I mean, she may, you may see in the show. No, it's gonna get that good at I mean, she may, you may see, and you should- No, it's normal to get that good at grappling this short. A world-class grappling. And then to take, fucking Carlos bars down, and then submit her,

like that at a high level. See, what the thing is, is Carla, all she does is- Because she's lifting weights and dedicated and practicing really hard. Now, what I think you're gonna see eventually is a superfight with Waleigh and my girlfriend. Chef Janko?

Yeah. The bullet. And the bullet's bad. That'd be interesting. Waleigh needs to go on a run and get that. She has to be probably, I'd say just two more girls. Yeah. Because really no one for Chef Janko.

You like the range, like. And Chef Janko I would imagine is probably a lot bigger, right? Aller. Taller. Yeah, and then Chef Janko can wrestle too though. Uh, but way less of the problem. That's all her ass off. Way less of problem.

She's problem. She's problem. Five, five, not much taller. Uh, but she's problem. But um, the way ladies, you know, problem. Yeah. Well, you're, you know, you're having it's, it's, it's, it's the bullet against five four. So you had to get fight. That's a good fight

Shipchance is not lighter She's jet out loves to your get her hands on you. What if I had her on food truck comes in just beat the shit out of you I would be I would be rock hard the whole thing. I'd be kissing her ass I admire her very much. I think she's an amazing. No, no, don't go back on it. Don't be like that. Say that guy. That's that's a It's can I see the person that beat her the only person that beats her is Rose. How old is she correct? How old is she? 17 33 33 When she was 23. Oh, I can't see what you're doing here. I'm asking a question. Hey, is this fine?

I can't play it's more dates. What are you trying to do here dude? All I'm doing a question. Why can't I ask a question? It's finally a kid who plays more dates. What are you trying to do here, dude? All I'm doing is asking some questions. She's always been kind of stalking. Yeah. Hashtie? Her face looks a little more narrow here. Does it? Does it?

Ha. Keep scrolling down. How old is she there? Can't tell. Yeah. Her face is more narrow. What? Her arms look come. And then I compared to this. Well, her arms look come.

And then like compared to this. Carla as far as this. No. No, I don't know. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying. And I would assume she's big over in China, right? The family you see, champ?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure that there's no pride going on there. Yeah. Look, man, she's awesome and she is, I'm being silly right now, but I can't do it. I can't do it. I thought I'd be excused for her. I think I can be excused for her.

Oh my God, I'm gonna do it all now. Yeah, I'm noticing a very big difference in... Even her skillset though, I mean, the her grapple and wrestling, like, she's the one that she went for the single leg. She's unbelievable. Problem. Don't want to beat her really as a huge problem. There's roses like her Achilles heel.

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buddies were in New York. Literally Rogan was there a salty Theo. They're all there. Jared Leto. Like all our friends are there you know. Yeah well. That FOMO everyone was out there. We didn't get invited so. We couldn't go though. Sure. We couldn't go. Mass square garden. I love to get a mass square garden. I've walked by it I've never been there. Oh, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I know it's cool. I've been I've been to fights there Yeah, I did the when I we did the press conference for that croak up fight because it's in New Jersey, but the press comes out radio city hall. It's pretty cool Yeah, never Maths Square Garden. Pretty cool.

Where do we watch the fight when you did the... Matt Mitchell and Fator in New York, wasn't in New York? Did we watch the fight? Oh, fuck, I worked Maths Square Garden. So that is MSG, then. Oh, yeah, MSG. That's also remembered. I've been there.

There's nothing special, and I think that is all right. That was all a bit in Maths Square. I was gonna say, once you get there, it's like, it's like, I can't. It's an order, Steve. I'll tell you what's nuts is so fine. The players don't like playing it. Cause they say it doesn't feel,

they don't have that same atmosphere. The technology's so insane. Oh right. And then a rat like the bowl, where it's like, you know, not eye level, but right above the players. It's, it's like, it's like you're an avatar. Like the people,

so they're below you. People eatin' snow boo, sushi. Like it to their below you. People eat in no boo, sushi. Like, it's, and they're like, it feels like, they below you are there in eye level with you, man. Well, it's like they're barely below, but right there's like all like the sweets. Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

And then the screen is bigger in the studio. It just, it doesn't feel like that football atmosphere. So players don't like it. Yeah. Like, you know, you're like entertainment, you know, but people are really there, it's L.A. too. And you know, the Rams laughed, came back.

So there's like not this weird, like loyal fan base. Yeah. It's a weird vibe, man. That is a weird vibe. I can understand super weird vibe. Did you watch season five of Yellow Sones, sir? I did not watch season five. I did watch a large part of killer Sally

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the body better. Yeah, and I I I sympathized. I don't think she's a steroids either No, but I simply but he was a monster at five different steroids in his body and he was He'd basically beat the fucking shit out of her and the kids. And the kids. And the kids. So after a while, her own son said I was relieved as I stepped over his body. And that crazy. I'm like, well, that guy was a monster.

I know. So why'd she do 25 fucking years? Well, they were saying if it happened now, she'd have a better defense because we're more educated and lightened on domestic violence how it works. And she was a victim. The only problem with that is the way she killed them.

She shot them and then reloaded or something? And it was like, she said he was running an adder, but they went over like the, kind of, you know, the actual facts of it, where the way she shot them, the ballistic, and then, yeah, the ballistic, then went back, reload the shotgun, shot him in the face, went, you know, it's weird.

Well, you know, I'd say she probably had so much resentment and anger from all the years. Yeah. Once you pull that trigger, you're trying to kill that mother. She did 25 hard, oh, she'll have the shotgun, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think it's fucked up that she went away. She went away.

Yeah, I do. I think that guy was trying to kill her. She was aggressive, too though, right? Like, I'm with you. I don't think she'd do 20 years. When you get beaten up enough times that way, and you think you're going to die, and this guy's choking you, breaks your nose. She was the kids, too.

Fuck off. Especially with the kid. Nah, that guy was a bad user. Yeah, I know. And hitting the kids, too. So, everybody was terrified of him. That's a monster in your house. And did you get to the part yet where they take her into the station? Because she called

she has shot my husband. Yeah. Taking the station. And they're, they're sick. They're too sad. Oh, they're, dude, this is the sad part. They're sitting there in the waiting room, waiting for the cops. That's when I turn it on. And the sun goes. No, the sun goes. Mama just, let them know self-defense. Like he's trying, he's horrible. He's trying to kill us. She's, I know that's what I'm gonna say. She was, but I'm gonna have to go to trial. So you guys are gonna see me for a while and he's crying. He's with Mama, just telling him. Like, he was trying to hurt us. I can't handle that.

And she was like, trust me, I am. Sometimes it doesn't work like that, buddy. I tried to do it. I can't imagine the pain she went through. Well, she went to the kid. Yeah, so you don't get to see your kids really for 25 years or raise them. Think about that. The state's gonna raise them. Enjoy that.

How do you think that made sense? The kids are pretty messed up too. Like the son is an addict, right? He is. Yeah, he's just got a rehab on the thing. He's like, you know, I struggle with drugs and stuff. Of course. But they both won the military too,

just like their mom and stepdaddy. You know, stop the watch. It's good though. It's a good watch, but she was super aggressive too though Not that that means anything. I'm just saying she had some rest of the year 60 years old doesn't look bad for 60 dude. No, it ends because you won't watch it and she gets remarried Oh, that's good. Oh black dude Good. All right. Was it his friend? No. Just some dude she met, I think, at the thing, some older Black dude.

And then, the older Black guy was funny. He was like, yeah, all my friends, like, hey, you know what? She's charged up five, come back to her. Five, come back to her. It's kind of a later summer from BTS. Oh, yeah. All right. And drug addiction.

Wow, that's a bad idea. And look, even the daughter, her genetics are no punk either. They're really all bigger shoulders. Oh, 100%. Yeah, and she suffers from two. Because she served two, and I ran. her genetics are no punk either. He had bigger shoulders. Oh, 100%. Yeah, and she suffers from two. She, because she served two in our and she was an abusive relationship. Yeah, you repeat that trauma.

Yes. You're attracted to that trauma. Yeah. That's why that, like when a man does that to a household, it's like the reverberations can ruin a generation after generation. It's called killer salads on Netflix. Yeah, you really, I wish you were on to Yellowstone.

It's so fucking cool. I will watch it. Oh man, it's good. I will watch it. It's so good. You wanna come to Detroit with me? Hard paths. Okay.

And it's cold there right now. I mean, I've got a 30, 30, four degrees. The walkie's not exactly warm. What are you gonna be right there with me, buddy? I know. Not too far away. And I got Addison, Addison Impve this week. I won't be cold

NASA won't be cold. It's in the 50s. Texas Dallas Detroit's for it. Well 35 in the morning. That's me nice Chris. Yeah, 40s not snow though 40s not great though, but it's not great. You're not gonna need a parka. This is true, but I'm gonna bring one anyway It's just easier. Oh, at night, he gets a little dicey. Well, dicey. And you got shooting at night? No, I think it's daytime.

I think. What movie is this, buddy? It's a good movie. You'll see it when it comes out. And Tom Cruise. Eric Griffin's in it, too. Yeah. Eric and...

It's Black Panther 3. It's Black Panther 3 in Detroit. You guys are the White Devils. And I play... I play Henry Ford. Yes I play at Panther. I play the white Panther. You're an albino Panther. I'm an albino Panther.

You're the you're the bad guy. I'm the albino Panther. I'm the bad guy. I'm actually the albino Panther that's sickly because I have I don't have the genetics and I'm just I have asthma. I have I'm a bad. Put you the brains of it. I'm the brains.

Yes. You the brains. You put that because now you're making the white guy the brains. That's very very racist. Well, no, you're the brains of in your ordering other people not black or white. You're trying to backtrack right now. No, I'm not. You're easy on your junk, but you but you can't be you can't be the villain, the movie, not be the brains of operate. That's true. You got to be like, yeah, I will come up with it. Black. Yeah, exactly. Yes, like this. It's not like this. It's not like this.

It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this.

It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this.

It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not in Detroit. Bro, you should have seen my security at SPAC. Mark, I'll say, there's that security side. So SPAC's like their big chain there. I don't know if I've picked this dude, but yeah, there is multiple guys. Cause they sent a car for us, I go to get out, right?

And there's people, I guess I have the door and I see the skid, I got out in the lady run it, organizing goes, okay, you ready? What happened? Why is there all the security? That's for you, I got out in the lady running it, organizing, goes, okay, you're right now, what happened, what's all the skid here? That's for you, I don't need this. This is what we do, so everybody, dude, I'm talking, big, like special forces, boys, private security,

I was just hoping some pops, I was like, I see you boys in work, the real deal, holy fields. But they were telling me I was like, who's here before me, because clearly I'm clear again security for the other people said comment gregar was there recently p dity dj calid you need some security yeah they had and uh who else oh the nelk boys were there who are massive right so they have all these big people there and i said who's the coolest and the guy's like p dity was weird because that's the rock thing, you know? Like I said, P. Diffie, there's a line, like 300 people waiting for him.

He was like, hey, hey, look at the guy, what's your bathroom at? And the guy was like, well, back there, it was cool. Just walked out the back door, kind of scar on left. No shit. He was like, where'd P. Diffie go? Wow, just disappear. You're good to see it, just keep going.

Yeah, sometimes you just want to deal. This is the craziest one with DJ Khaled. Really? Yeah, there are like more people show up here for it than anyone like just chasing his car like the DJ damn that nuts Yeah, I'll see all those people you think it'd be like a Connor no kidding Kevin Hart something like that. No DJ Khaled Said crazy madness Street madness Boos

Boos booze on booze on booze. Booze on booze. Anything we need we should know what you got. Current? Current events. Sure. Where daddy gets on a plane. Let's see here. I just saw the story. By the way, I don't know how to do it stand up. Hmm? Oh, this is great. Yeah, so a cobra died after a boy bit it. It was wrapping around the boys arm. So the kid bit it two times. Dude, that's impressive. Smart in the kid. Hmm? I guess that's the kid. it two times. Dude, that's impressive. Smart of the kid. I guess that's the kid, he's eight years old. That's some troopers on him. Dude, you just get into that body.

That's some troopers. Got a bite of snake. If a bite snake bites you, you bite it back. Yeah, he gave a little snake, a little dose of his head. It was life when GSP was fighting Johnny Hendrix. And... And he lost that fight.

And he, and he, and he goes, I tore on my groin. No, he was fighting Tjagel Alva, I think because I tore my groin and He had a groin and crack Jackson goes then hit him with your groin. Yeah Snake tries to bite you you bite it back on the top of it said the snake that's the cobras was it a cobra? Cobra cobras don't they're not I think They still do it. They still do it. You know what? You never know look at my face right now. I

Got skeptical hippo eyes have neurotoxins and blood talks like they're yeah The snake got wrapped around my hand and bit me I was in great pain as the reptile didn't budge when I tried to shake it off I bit it hard twice it It all happened in a flash I might it might have been maybe hold on Look he suffered a dry bite me and there's no venom. Yeah, stay seen control their venom And so you know the rumor forever was like oh baby rouse snakes are more dangerous because they have more venom No, the more dangerous because they don't know like a

Know how to control its venom. So it's not wasting it. Yes, but. But these old veterans, that's a real veteran coer that that young boy murdered. Damn, they's not 134 people killed. He's an actress in India. They were over a stack of coerce. Are you fucking kidding me that 134 people died? That's very sad. I don't want to watch that. But this is also really cool.

So this photographer, he is with a group on a tour and then there's an avalanche going on. And he starts. And he starts. What's that? And it looks like it's not gonna reach you. Until it does. This is curgous stand.

Just set the camera up early maybe. So it goes over the camera. Yeah, this is wild. I remember. So they already took off, so he's just watching. Wild back, but this is insane. So I was like, okay, this is cool, let's just watch that. Let's watch this, that looks just like water.

And that's still far away. Are you fucking kidding me though? Maybe he zoomed in, but that's- Yeah, he zoomed in. Coming. And it's coming, correct me if I'm wrong, at a hundred miles an hour. It's weird, it looks nice out.

It does, and it also looks like it's gonna stop anytime soon. But what we know is that it's not gonna come. It's not gonna stop. Oh, there you go. Did he eat bread? I don't know. It's from July. He just ducked down and then he got rocked. He said he knew he was sort of safe, but then at some point he started not being able to breed that well because of all the oxygen taken away. They say this is fun.

Man, we're die. It's hard. They say dig out and spit So you know, which is up and down people know which way is up and down They dig themselves deeper than the sheep away. So what do you do? You spit? You know, which is down and which is up They crawl you know up the way. Oh wow Because a lot of people you don't you turn around like I think this is right top and they keep climb down Discombobulated they say to spitting your love

No more you know I'm already claustrophobic alright I just saw this this freaking this things videos a mom want has a ton of fun videos Oh shit Well this music is that's pretty crazy. Oh, this no it's, that's like his girlfriend right? She's just flew in the hole. Otherwise it's that could have ended pretty bad. I know. I just want to show you this real quick.

This is stupid trend. I don't know who's doing this but there's an actual pan. It's a pan right? It's on a ceiling fan. Can you blind fold yourself? Yeah. Oh but they, oh, fuck. How bored are people?

It's so dumb too. They can't in the room things about to get caught. They're all girls. Oh, fuck. That's so stupid. Fuck that. I'm not interested in any of that. Anyways, it was dumb.

Yeah, no, okay. That's being very bored. Yeah, that's okay. Listen, there are a lot of people that spend a lot of time doing stuff that's a good idea. Anyways, it was done. Yeah, no, okay. That's being very bored. Yeah, that's a good idea. Listen, there are a lot of people that spend a lot of time doing stuff that's not gonna, like you have a limited time in the day. And you know, you can spend a lot of time figuring out conspiracy theories and spending a lot of time

proving the earth is flat or you could get good at something. Or better doing that. Or they were just maybe going for the views. Yeah, they're going for the views. They might have made some money on the views. But even when you get views on Graham, I can't see your face. You got to be smarter about getting views. But anyway.

Well, the most dramatic or recent. This is also a little older, but it's really cool. You know Ken Block, he's a professional. So they shut down the Las Vegas strip for this. This is car going. Looks like a super oh this guy's actually in control of it all that Kim blocks the mask Doesn't Kim block. Oh, yeah, he's a he's a He drives the carts to yeah everything

But he's also a NASCAR guy or what? No, not NASCAR Yeah, everything but he's also a NASCAR guy or was no no NASCAR Lot of drifting stuff. There's another one here, too I mean I like Ken block that's cool. I mean, he's the best driver Yeah, good you got to be not to hit into those nails and shit under that control nuts. I thought it was a super, but it's a Audi Real quick. It says a crap hit at the worst time Oh you fucking have it you just got You did not do that. No, you did not. That's great.

Yes, the big man upstairs, Tony. You don't do it, buddy. That's actually so great that he had a cramp. Don't cry, bro. Don't you fucking cry, dude not he's not your job to cry He might be crying cuz the cramps and fucking suck it up Because otherwise I'm gonna think you're crying over the proposal that also might be a sign from God That's probably not for the timing. All right Marcus. Oh, Mark's always coming in with the heat

Woman beats her neighbor with a 110 pound meat stick. That's pretty good. I would beat you with a fucking meat stick. I'd love to do that. I might, I'd like to swallow this meat stick. How fucking... You try making me, and I'll pull it off and beat you with it. I'll play your meat stick like that steak.

I... That fucking thing for us doing jujitsu. Old school, remember that I just put it? I'm gonna post it. I love it. So I guess this woman went up to her neighbor at Walmart, hit it with a 10 pound leg of ground beat or log of ground beef. Okay. And she previously, the victim had previously gotten a restraining order against the suspect before she moved away from the neighborhood. So imagine moving away from this person being like, I'm gonna get a restra restraining order, I'm going to move. And then she's still stalking you at Walmart with a 10 ton long video of it. No one got video for being this girl's ass to the

meatball. It all happened so quickly. The suspect was in the church. And those pros and ground up burger sticks. Yeah, you really do some dental herch. Yeah, I'm just going to switch it. It's called now. You'll try. And then I'll counter it like Dustin Poirey does. And then I come right back with my own meat stick It's always right here. Florida man, I led you poured bleach in his cold workers drink that dollar general because it was difficult because he was difficult to work with Yeah, that's not gonna work out for anybody Yeah, including the person drinking it You think about doing that to some people who work with

Yeah, but also when you taste bleach, you're like What? Yeah, who's you like man, man, that's bright to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. Correct. Place is wrong time. This is an old clip, but it's been circulating around.

It's right next to the drink cart, and that happens. The children are so bad that it upturns everything. That car's all my gosh. She's like, man, that's terrifying. Well, that's not what you're looking for. Southwest, but I think you've got your page. You're so sorry for the interruption. That's not fun.

And that's why you keep your seat, Paldons, people break their neck. Yes. They're getting vouchers. Yeah, but also, why is the drink cart going on during turn? Turbulence. I guess maybe that's unexpected. Yeah, but usually they know.

Can you come in and pocket? Or here, they'll tell you the by K, but you had a pocket. You can't control it. All right, this one. So these are the NFL quarterbacks. It's women and the challenges. How many beers would it take for you to hook up with them?

None. Is there a while? No beer, she's adorable. How many beers would it take to get with NFL QBs? Oh, there are QBs as well. I mean, I mean, who is she? Zach listens. He came from BYU first round draft pick. Okay, well, she's pretty. So, we're ready. There we go. That's staff for.

He's staff for Decide. So, you know, one beer. She's very pretty. Right, pretty. Man. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is.

Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, that's what it is staffed for, yeah, staffed to Katy Pies,

so you know, one beer, she's very pretty. Very pretty. Man, very hot. Very hot. Tonya Brady. Tonya Brady. Tonya Brady's hot. Yeah, that chisel jaw.

Jon. 100%. Um, Jenny Grapplo. Jenny Grapplo, 100% sober. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Grapplo's a dime piece. She's good. Oh. Well, just got to check ID first.

Oh gosh. Yeah, that's not a trap. Put your shoes in the mold. That's a case, that's a piece of case. One case. Wow. Seven beers. It's Sean Watson.

Seven beers, six, five. They did the Sean Watson bad though. Oh, it's terrible looking. Well, that's that Aaron Rogers. Aaron is. They made it look old. I can't take a care. Right. That is not attractive.

Those are funny though. They're not really married. They're not married. They're not really married. They're pretty hot too. Cute, cute. I know. They're we gay, huh?

I guess. That's a wide mouth, but that's. So, and said, bro, hell no, that's just Kirk with a wig on. Yeah, he does look identical. There's no effort in that one. None. Yeah, that was it of those. Let me see Kirk cousins.

Kirk cousins? He looks identical. Oh really? They did nothing there. They just put a wig on. That's true. That's him if he grew his hair out It's hilarious

Yeah, that's how they're supposed to do. Yeah. Oh my god. All right. God. They're ballin. They beat the bills. Yeah Where's blunt of all time? Where's blunt rotation of all time? Oh, so we said this is the absolute nightmare blunt rotation We've got Amy Schumer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Amber Heard, and Jared Leto. Oh, well, that's how it's Jared. Some people might disagree is what I'm saying. Why would Jared Leto be like? Well, because you don't want to swap with it. You don't want to be. You don't want them to talk to you. You want to be high with them. I guess is my what the high conversation look like. Jared Leto does, he's fine. That's a great conversation. What the high conversation look like Jared let out the

He was what the deal right I don't think they're close to each other. What about the rest of them Yeah, I wouldn't want to hear from yeah, those three I he shouldn't be in there sound stressful if I'm Jared Lettale, what the fuck? Must plan to end free lunch at Twitter. Headquarters claims to me it was cost 13 million a year. Just kidding. Wow. I'll tell you what, though, with Twitter what he's doing it, with the verification thing for $8,

so people just verifying random accounts, fucking businesses up. It's like people are like, oh, we're giving out free whatever. So the stockholders can't tell the difference. So they're, you know, they're selling their stocks and it's not good, man. He needs to get ahold of that.

Right. Oh, yeah, there was just a little dicey because if anybody can do it, you don't know what's real, what's not. This pharmaceutical company they verified and said, oh, good news. Insulin's gonna be free and then they're worth plummeted by like a billion dollars. Yeah, it's not real.

Maybe it's not good. Um, I just, with Elon, it's just, you know, you like the free speech thing, but then you don't, he almost needs to have someone in there, but I would run it like more like this dude. He can't, eight dollars, anybody gets very fine. Hmm. Because he's doing it right to, so those people, those journalists, they tied behind their blue check. All right.

I think it's a question of how you, yeah, they're probably trying to figure it out. And what do you think about the free meal thing? Like, do you think when you go to work at a tech company like this, they have all these incredible perks, you know, Nitoris at Pys. Like Google, do you think if you're making a certain salary there, like the lunches on you, or do you think that should be expected at any high level tech company? If you want them there and he's talking about them working 40 hours to stuff, like try to cover meals, especially how much money Twitter makes or used to make.

When I went to do a Vail of Elon, I'm not asking him to work more hours and then cut the benefits, right? That's not good. I'm just saying he got to make profit, but Jesus Christ did. Elon put false Twitter spend such a million year on food server for the same studio headquarter and record show peak. I believe Musk, and Tracy Hawkins doesn't want to work for Elon Musk. Okay, he's the bad guy now interesting Yeah, you have to be careful because the left is making Elon out to be this villain hilarious

Who'll be gobergs on leaving Twitter all these things like for a safe space anymore? We don't you use it. I don't get to I don't get to hear whoopie coberg's tweet Already works tweets. Already. Arizona teacher, I guess, one of these situations where she's filming only fans content in her classroom with her husband who's also a teacher at an elementary school and fourth grade. Killing two birds one stone. Yeah, exactly.

You know, you're on that teacher's salary, you get some of them off the quick and plain, but You're on that teacher salary. You get some of them off the quick and plain, but you're on that teacher salary. And then she's also an only fan. You could come on. Whoever hired her, the nose piercing. Of course she can do this. So she's shaved up. She's on the desk. I guess so. Yeah. What do you think was you to have? I don't know. Really? I see a lot of porno stuff. You said what, Brian? No, I mean, that's so bad. What did I say?

What happened? Who said what? You said she's not hot? Oh, I think it's kind of how I was kidding. Oh, okay, oh, okay, sorry. Yeah, I mean, you'd have to know, these are people who are so dumb. You don't think you're gonna get caught.

You don't think there's a better way or place to it or maybe they just wanted to do it cause a gimmick. But like, I chose anonymous name as well as blocking the entire state of Arizona on only fan. So it wasn't accessible to anyone living in the state. People are gonna see. They're gonna find out.

I mean, listen, if that's my son's teacher, I'm like, what? Ah. And then also you go, now, is it just the fact that they filmed it in her classroom or like, would any of them have found it? No, teachers are screwed. Yeah, the teachers that get caught they they fire like the parents don't get down. Yeah, you kind of have to fire It's tough. There's that one Fucking on the Dan Susan student. You can't use the school

But this one. Yes, you can't fuck on the desk where you teach students fucking math But the other one yeah, other teachers who are doing it from their homes They're just there's some teachers who are super bodied up, making like a million bucks off only. And the school's like, we don't like this year out. It's like, what? It's not fair. It's the kids shouldn't see it.

Yeah. Who are the teachers that are bodied up? Other of bunch of one only fans. Yeah. All right, this one work. Texas teacher on leave after saying white people are superior race now The racist teachers just on leave, but the one that was having sex on the desk Yeah, fire

That's X-ray. Yeah, we listen to clip I'm F.-centric, I'm saying. I'm ethno-centric, I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric, I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric, I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric, I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric.

I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno-centric. I'm ethno- life. Everybody is racist at that moment. No, you said you are racist. I'm not. I'm just talking beyond the audience. No, I'm saying it in the end.

I'm saying it in the end. So you're racist. I think what he's trying to say, I think he was trying... He's trying to keep it real with these kids. Why would he say this to those kids on his life? I think he was trying to teach the kids that everybody he's trying to give them a lesson about how human beings are tribal and racist. Everybody has a little he's that's what the super woke actually want you to see if you're anti-racist you have to first admit that this is the anti-racist philosophy. This is not, this is not him.

He's been reading Ibrahim Kendi's terrible book how to be an anti-racist. He says deep down my heart. So Ibrahim Kendi would say that everyone is a racist. And the reason Ibrahim Kendi calls black people white supremacist sometimes, like can't as long as it's because they are still profiting and upholding the system that would be the American system, which they believe was built on oppression, which is hilarious.

Go down, Jim. And so if you are part of the system, then you have to admit you're racist. That's the central theme of Ibrim Kendi's book. I've read it. Terrible book. Yeah. But I've also read White Fjili, even worse book. I've also read Derek Bell and all the other critical race

theorists and it's just, that's why they advocate tearing the system down because the system is racist. So what he's saying is that that's the first admission to white, like to white, what is it called? White abolitionist, you have to be a white abolitionist, you have to be anti-white, sort of, to say, look, I'm, you have to admit first that you're racist before you can move on.

And he was trying to have a teaching moment, but he didn't, he wasn't able to. Yeah. Because that's where it stopped. It's a little, I don't know what created it. Well, this is the left. It's where the left eats its own tail. It's the snake eating its own tail. This is where the left eats its own tail. It's the snake eating its own tail.

This is what happens. This is a guy who's actually trying to create a teaching moment for his students. Get stopped before he finishes his thought or sentence, and now he's on administrative leave. I'm used to it with you, but it's a little tough because they go, hold on. So you see the white race is superior. Yes. And most people think he was trying to say that everyone, he said everyone from their particular group in their heart is going to have that bias.

About their bias. Yes. And so you have to come, you have to confront that first before we can move on and have an honest conversation around tribalism, racism, and how we have, we are inherently naturally tribal slash racist or at least naturally human beings from an evolutionary point of view are distrustful of things that are different. That's why, yes. That's why when they showed pictures of,

like, so they show a picture of a black person, why people have, they have assumptions that tend to be negative compared to white person, etc., etc. Interesting. Yeah. And that's this is all the work of critical race theorists, Ibn Candy, who's a lightweight teacher. Do they know that they're filming now?

He must know them. He has the kids to put their phones down. He's only on leave So maybe he'll be back. I don't know what the fuck just help men Just how's dating Joaquin Valentin and you get to go yeah the Valentin brothers. They're really close with he run in here Oh, she's a great guy. I don't know if she's dating him They're just assuming because the kids were there too. I'm gonna go He was also her jiu jitsu instructor go ahead and say yes. Yeah, really nice guy

Little fast, right? I know the the ink still well, but you don't know how long it's been how long that's what they said they've been Separate for quite some time. We're just now getting privy to it. It's tough I mean do you have to go out the next week though after you have to we hear about him? Get him mad. Yeah. But he's the jizzic coach. Tall thing guy. Not that tall. Oh, there you go.

Weared right. He's really, really nice guy. Sure. Tie up to him. Without you, savage. Yeah. Good on the mat, Brennan. Good on the mat, Brennan.

Kill the mat, but I'm not bad in the same. Looks a little bit like me. Looks a little bit like Young Bryan, and I'm not gonna lie to you. A little bit. Alright, could be related a little bit. Your younger brother is dating, just out. I don't know.

Right? You might throw up your set. Your set. A lot of money. Get a break. And he's breastfeeding him, right? Yeah. So they're speaking in their native tongue finally.

Right. So there's a connection there. And also. Yeah, because that's the train with them once, but thank you, Valentin Brothers, for making train so much fun. I'm looking forward to keep improving, let's go, and then Brady reacted.

My days of leaving dishes in the sink are numbered. He's our barn, that can amount well, you know, I guess I've peeled a swallow Yeah, it's tough But Tom Brady is the greatest of all time and I wonder if he's gonna have trouble getting Out of these girls. I know No, I'm not sure We didn't say we'd but girls stop like him if he was a female. Yeah, girls don't know they're crossing him I don't know, but are they are they're all available? I know. I don't know how tall is he? Yeah, he's got no it doesn't have any money What's this it's just I'd be pissed about in TMZ and that's my picture I can

Security now are they escorted a how-and-don He is fuzzin' TMZ and that's my picture I can't find. I know what the fuck. It's a security. That's a security. Now are they escorin' a hound dog? Yeah. There's Bradley driving his fucking cheese. Is that a hound dog? Probably. They look like G-Wagon. Jamie Foxx.

Jamie Foxx. The brawn. The brawn is wife. That's his, and that's a hiltniki. Sammy, Remy whatever You know I was scared does that well don't dress like that, but we are the cabaret just the damn thing, huh? Just doing it don't these parties still not on social media Just doing this thing I know smart huh

No, it's so smart just had a reach. He's the king maker man. Look at him. Oh my god. What's his dad? That's his dad. This is them. Yeah. His dad dies beard like hit. There's mustache like him. I know. It's interesting Leonardo just and that's his girl right now. Is it Gigi? Mm-hmm. She quit Twitter Twitter. Oh, she quit Twitter too Yeah, I choose one. I was like you just Twitter. She quit Twitter too. Yeah, she was the one who was like, you just become too much of a toxic, like some like cesspit. Has it ever been really toxic? It's pretty toxic, yeah.

Okay, so I'm gonna go to, I'm gonna go to Detroit. You want to hear dates right now, then, bro? Guys, add a synim prof. I'll see you in November 17, 18, 19. Naples Florida off the Hogue Comedy Club, December 1, 23. We have more energy there than you do on this episode. What do you mean? Did I was like, was I low energy? No, we're not rushing low energy. You got Boston, Massachusetts lab Boston, December 29th 3031

And I got four winning in the end of January 12th 1314. Wait, what did I see? Way will be fun. I'm the Milwaukee Milwaukee is this Friday Saturday, Milwaukee and probably Friday Saturday only two shows Friday two shows Saturday Jeffrey Donner's hometown Milwaukee and then Providence Rhode Island shows almost sold out. We might add a show December 1 through the third then Washington DC DC and probably my favorite clubs December 15 through the 17th Kamala Harris is opening up for me there. That's cool. There you go. Milwaukee Providence Rhode Island Washington DC that ends 2022 torn for the O.E. thick tour. But Milwaukee

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