The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 846: Bryan Callen Puts On Another Grappling Clinic For His Pupil Brendan Schaub

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Listen man, I'm gonna be the years cut the all days are popping nothing says I love you like some tickets to Brian Count on Brent and job show. I was gonna say nothing says I love you like some tickets to a Brian count Brandt and shop show and you know, I just know I'll be in Naples from Friday Saturday and Sunday I'm taking even the Lord's Day the Sabbath. Oh wow. Yeah, I'm flying in early on Monday But here's the bottom line buddy. Here's the bottom line. I am I'm gonna be at off the comedy club the bottom line. I am, I'm going to be at off the comedy club in Naples in Florida. And then I'm going to be, for New years, I'm going to lie, I'm going to Boston. I'm sure I'll do that.
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Starting point is 00:03:30 Ain't had to do it right, cause we comin' at you lot Back with the team, I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it, yes we did, cause we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids Fight on the kids I got it again It's the fight on the kids Fight on the kids
Starting point is 00:03:50 I got it again It's the fight on the kids Fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids This is really the fight on the kids We're out First of all, I hand for my burnt orange I'm wearing burnt orange is really the fighter in the kid. We're out. Come on, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:07 First of all, I hand for my burnt orange. I'm wearing burnt orange. I like the, I like the, how you mix up with the colors, using a black or brown. Yeah, like gray. Yeah, yeah. Something boring. Speaking of which I gotta make,
Starting point is 00:04:16 I gotta kill care of something. I said I'm, my podcast that Toe Holds not taking orders anymore, because we're so backed up, which is true. We have so many orders at Toehold, but you just won't get your product on Christmas. Yeah, so the people like, oh, we can't order it anymore. No, you can, you can,
Starting point is 00:04:32 place your order. We have Christmas. Yes, we got bags, wallets, beanies, flip flops, and you can order whatever you want. But not like the big boy ones. You can get the big boy ones. You're just not gonna get them by Christmas. We had to shut down, we got so influxed by some of them.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Get them to have? It's a great problem, that's what we get. Sounds like it might be 10,000 of orders. That's what we're talking about right now. Maybe that's a, that's a, that's a, in alcohol sales, I was getting on my distributor, the base of Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:04:57 I was getting on them like, why are we not overseas? I go on this and this. And we taught people that in the business, like, that's not how this works. Like really, no, no. want to do like five big markets like you know in Texas Tennessee, California, Arizona, I think Denver and they're like you want to just focus on those because we expand too fast we can't fill the product. It's I'm learning so much and also your your whiskey's
Starting point is 00:05:23 quality and it takes a lot and it's same same thing with like because I kept hounding a G about price $500 350 bucks, but but he was like listen There are 550 steps ago into these flip flops We have a small team of people that make them by hand if they are not for everybody if you don't want them It's okay, but so we just the one thing I noticed is that people you may have a smaller customer base But we have more than we can handle so if you keep turning out fucking quality like that What we do is we get these customers that obsess and they order more than one more than two So it just depends on what kind of business model I think quality over instead of mass
Starting point is 00:05:57 For you so that's things with our whiskey it's a higher price point so like that Bourbon outfitters. She's our only distributor online. Huh? He sent us the numbers last because we're doing Because I was like oh black Friday's coming up. What are we doing for the discount? He's like, oh, we don't discount to your thick. He's too high end of a whiskey Yeah, he's like have you ever seen like papis or any other high end? You don't you don't just use your discount I go we gotta do something otherwise. What's the narrative on the black Friday? He has Apple doesn't have discounts.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, he was like, we can do $5 off shipping. He's like, all eat that cost. I'll take $5 a ship and board a discount on the other day. He said, he called me up and he goes, he goes, I think we're gonna run a special, I go, what? He goes $1 off. He's like, that's fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Because that's it. You don't need to do anything. It's just a different animal. Yeah, it's just a different animal. You know, if you want them. But you learn the ropes. You learn the ropes. You learn the ropes.
Starting point is 00:06:48 There's so many things when you actually look at numbers running a business. And you're like, let's offer $100 for flip flops. He's like, no, that's not. It's not what they do. Not what we do. Because then you're going in the market with the big boys. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:59 They can be with crops. Yeah. And we don't sell crops. Well, like my guy in Burman Outfirs, he's like, you have the number one selling brand at this price point on our site by far. Yeah. Nationwide number one really.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'd rather do that. I go who outsells as he told us. And it's like 2499, 2599. And he's like, you're not even the same category. No, that's good. But I'd rather sell something I believe in that I get behind. Like it would be something.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Yeah, instead of cheapening the product, there's cheaper ways to make it back. I mean, I can't, I couldn't drink it or chill it out. Right. Sure sell can do that. Yeah, I wear them all the time for a reason you do wear non-stop Non-stop you win them on stage. I don't want to sell anything. I don't believe in no I don't I don't sell them on stage, but I did I don't wear my I walk forever in these I walked five miles last night. Yes, I'd rather walk in this. Oh, changes Take it easy for you. Yeah, Chins looking good again. Thanks, man. Train
Starting point is 00:07:47 Now now excited for Thanksgiving. I like Thanksgiving. I like it. It's less effort My my girl loves Christmas. So Christmas music is already playing and there are Candles. Yep, trees up candles are burning and all that stuff because you know usually it's the day after Thanksgiving He's the traditional when he's supposed to put the tree up. Yeah, but I clearly there's some new Hi, where people are starting at way early like my girl put our it's up two weeks ago Let's be honest if you and I were gay and we live together We wouldn't have a tree. Oh, no, we'd have a tree. No, I love it. Yeah, I have to wait We do elf on the shelf you find it. I slick your butt
Starting point is 00:08:25 And then we'd have our little we we adopt kids are just have a bunch of doggy dogs Would we cat or doggy guys? We'd be we'd be dog guys would be bird guys speaking at dogs gay bird guys Fucking big gay two cans and fucking Highest in you ever seen what a highest in bring up highest in so mean look you know, we can't have that their mean No, no, the high sense are sweet hearts No, we want the we want the the pair that repeat through the things like About the boss highson from car Swallow the gravy those they're huge and they're fucking gorgeous
Starting point is 00:08:56 $6,000 and they're such sweetie pies do but for my man if you're my man I'm buying you two of those dude what yeah You did not and you go like this cover your eyes. Cover your eyes and the bird just climbs on your shoulder. And then you know what I say? I go I didn't get you a present but I got you this. Well, and then now take some poppers pick a spot on the wall because daddy's going to town.
Starting point is 00:09:17 That's what I say. And the new birds are going to watch. That's right. Now, now. Speaking of bird watching. No, speaking of dogs, I didn't tell you this. I decided to do a best of and I there's a guy who isitates dogs with PTSD from the war.
Starting point is 00:09:46 And then he goes to Holland and gets those special Dutch shepherds. There's like, you know, Holland is where they take it very seriously. If you have a police dog, a Dutch shepherd, it's a whole different thing. Malamaz. Yeah, Malamaz. It's kind of the same thing, but I guess the Dutch breed them bigger.
Starting point is 00:10:04 And he had a 67 pound dog. And I put on a bite suit. Yeah. And he had that dog. That is trying to get them views. Yeah, well daddy, no daddy. No, I'm obsessed with that whole bite thing. But this was an experience because I put the suit on and he goes,
Starting point is 00:10:22 you're going to try to jack the car. And the woman who's the handler had the dog by a leash in the car and he said, just come up to the window and I'm just like a little nervous because I only have the suit on. My face is exposed to my arm. Did they give you any warnings? I don't throw the dog in the car.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Oh, that shit. Don't spike in my brain. All that shit that he's got, but they say, put your elbow in there now don't put your hand Whatever you put break your hand. What are you put is he's gonna bite right? This is 67 pound dog. Yeah small dog small skinny Lean now the dog I'm walking towards him and I'm just doing this. I'm going look I just want I want to get in the car. I'm doing I'm gonna get in the car. Yeah cuz robbers do that
Starting point is 00:11:01 You're right the dog She's got the dog at least the dog is looking the dogs not moving just looking at me like that just looking at she this is in the car she's in the car okay I'm walking toward the car okay she's just the dog she's calling this she rolls the window down the dog is still just looking at me and I go man give me it like that. That motherfucker grabbed me so fast and Bubba 67 pound dog When it was biting on my arm and then I had Nick whose arms are that big Nick was like you got to get it off me
Starting point is 00:11:36 It was gonna shake it off shake it off People don't understand what a 67 pound melon one when it gets its back jaws and it's sinking its teeth to the gum line in that suit and going I was like, but do they say like don't like try to gouge his eyes out rip it there? So this guy so so Matt who was a Navy SEAL for 12 years who's very familiar with violence? Yeah, you know been throughout it and worked with dogs all that. He goes, he said, people, what you don't understand is that when a dog like that bites you and that's a 67 pound dog, when a dog like that bites you, he's pulling and tearing and he's fighting you to kill you. He's chewing you up. He's not going to give up. Your body shuts down. Things happen to your body that you're not, you're not used to that.
Starting point is 00:12:24 You're not in that situation ever. The pain and the people cannot believe. So you can see it on YouTube. You have a guy on PCP or he's going crazy, ah, and he's crazy, he's beating up 10 cops. They let the dog loose, you can see this shit. And what does he gotta do? He goes, ah, and falls to the ground,
Starting point is 00:12:40 he quits right away. It's scary. Because you don't understand that crushing, they can bite. It's so powerful. And he had a dog. Yeah, in fall, so the ground equates right away. Because you don't understand that crushing, they can bite, it's so powerful. And he had a suit thick. It's a bite suit, Bubba. It's that thick.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I know, I had one other. It's that thick. Okay, so heavy, you're walking probably weighs 20 pounds on your body more. I mean, that's what you're doing. The only way to check this out. So he was working with a German Shepherd. That's lit.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Yeah, he was working with a German shepherd, a big one. And it bit his arm. And here's the thing. It bit through the suit and and cut his skin. No, I mean, ripped his skin up. He had a picture of his whole arm was savage. That's how hard something is just a problem. Oh, yeah, they're not giving up, they're not letting go. But it's not, it's not that they're, they're 70 pounds. You can swing them around. It's the jaw strength.
Starting point is 00:13:31 And I thought to myself, that's a 67 pound dog which made me not only afraid, and Nick was the same way. Nick goes, my elbow still hurts. Cause it grabbed his elbow. I'm sure, because it was a pressure. And he's like, that's still hurts, yeah. You guys do this in Dallas? In Dallas. And I kind of,. Fuck, and he's like, that's still hard to get. You guys do this in Dallas? In Dallas.
Starting point is 00:13:45 And I kinda, I was, and it made me, I got a little, we all both got depressed. Why? Because you realize how far you are. I'm not a problem, you are. Well, you realize what a dog can do. Well, and then you realize that dog, that's a dog mountain lion was like,
Starting point is 00:13:58 thank you. Hey, old bitch. That's what I'm saying. I'm starving. That's what I'm saying. You're not doing anything. Nothing, sir. That's what I'm saying. You're not doing anything. Nothing sir Now that's a heart in twenty thousand forty pound king course
Starting point is 00:14:09 Disassume coming shop. No Disaster you dick. Oh, and you can't be a shit. Yeah, you got it. You got to make sure that kind of course So as well trained oh after because that's such a liability because that dog will kill someone and not only that Then you think about a mountain line then you think about it mountain line, then you think about a wolf. Well, the thing about a bear, dude. Well, I fucking, I love when they say fight a bear, really? It's gonna bite me. No, we're gonna do, you're gonna do nothing.
Starting point is 00:14:32 You're gonna do nothing, and people don't realize what it can do to you. And then you've got, and the hardest biting animal is... Jaguar. Nope, but not bad. It's not the Jaguar. Jaguar. Hyena. Yes, but no. Guerr's not the Jaguar. Heine. Yes, but no
Starting point is 00:14:47 Gorilla is actually have stronger bites. I believe oh my god, but forget a gorilla gorilla bite you well forget it with those teeth I don't know whether I have a little crocodile a crocodile has the highest bite force American alligators and and a man and Nile Crocodiles the American alligator have the high look at that American Nile Crocodiles. The American Al-Yay, look at that. Nile Crocodile, 5,000. America. Yeah. 5,000 pounds per square. Oh, fuck, the Nile beats us though, dude. Oh yeah, it crushes you.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Well, it's a dinosaur, right? Oh, there's all the airs, Dino. Yeah. So it grabs you and we'll see you. But I just realized there it is. Jaguar has had the strongest fight for the ballcats at 1,500 psi. But you don't even need that.
Starting point is 00:15:24 I mean, that mountain line gets the whole it's games that match That's correct. I thought on the trails I told you saw a mountain like Bobcat. I was terrified. Yeah, you know that thing that when they're wild Yeah, with the calls. Yeah, they look because they love it. It's not just a bite The cuz they they're gonna and dig into it. Well, these fucking assholes. You got a little muffin top Yeah, that's really digging that muffin top. They're digging in your mind again to get into that top well these are actually dumb dumb these fucking out of tiger tarch and a wall on Instagram I don't know why it was on it and they they let people after it and the why went the one line went
Starting point is 00:15:56 like this I mean the tiger went hey stop and then the time that dog kept coming in the line went really the tiger went tiger went, grabbed him and just bit him and killed him, it was that fast. I was like, hey guys, like what do you expect? What do you see that? It was on Instagram, it was gross. You don't wanna post that. Fucking gross.
Starting point is 00:16:13 It was on some website and I didn't expect to see I was making it so bad. I saw some, you're on the dark rib. I saw some crocodile had a giant like Anaconda in his mouth but there must be enough fight because it was on, it must've been on. A cameon. That's a cameon.
Starting point is 00:16:29 But the Anaconda and him were fighting, because you can tell the Anaconda wrapped around his body, but he lost the fight, because he was just cruising. Like that time saw that dead dude cruising, he was cruising with the Anaconda's mouth. Oh boy. You're like, God, dog. I would say a guy who's 145 pounds who comes at you
Starting point is 00:16:47 and it's a real fight to the death, he gets dealt with pretty quickly. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm buying them like a, like, if you're crazy, if you're, if you're, if you're in tent on killing the guy in your house, oh, you have to, you're, you're,
Starting point is 00:16:59 you're gonna break his neck very quickly. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like pretty quickly, like it might be like dog tiger. Yeah, it'd be cool. Be sad. Huh? My kids would be terrified.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Daddy. I know but you would do this. You do that thing you do where you go. No, it'd be like we can have Bernie. So when he's fine, no he's fine. Fine, look at him. Look, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The best stories you may bird tells about the fucking guy he and his girl having sex on the couch and a guy breaks into the fucking house Why is I'm like there in the living room guy runs just breaks into the fucking living room They start fighting the guys naked with a heart on
Starting point is 00:17:35 She's hot as shit the wife calls my husband's fighting a guy right now the cops come and they get there and the guys got him And he's holding on like that. He let him go the guy was blue. He killed him. Oh, you held on to it. Yeah, the cop goes don't worry about your hero nothing. It was in satin I don't Jesus. He's like, you know, he died. He killed him He wouldn't let go. They're like let him go because I'm not fucking let him go. I'm not letting him go. I don't know I told us like that suit we're getting dark. It was like that This kid was like nine or seven and it was like in China's grandma kept him with a stick He's like one candy or something like that she kept him them and then he was fighting back and got in her headlock
Starting point is 00:18:10 She goes to her knees and he just holds it Killed him. He's just holding it and the his older brother comes like what the hell are you doing? And he's like let go and let go and she was dead. He literally held it for like four minutes. Oh geez Yeah, not good. That's not fun to tie that way. I'm doing it to you right now. That's the bottom. No, I know what to do in a headlock. Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:18:28 What? You do nothing. Excuse me? If you do. In a headlock. I know exactly what to do. Okay. I don't sit there like a fucking.
Starting point is 00:18:36 What are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? Step behind you and fucking sit you down on your stupid ass. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then you want to try that and see how it goes? I have no problem doing that. Okay, stand up. You're gonna do and then you want to try that until it goes. I'd no problem doing that. Okay Stand up. You're gonna let me put you in an actual headlock. Daddy's gonna play pressure. Huh? Huh? What you seem a little hesitant now First of all what makes you think you can get me in a headlock. No, you just said I could get you now
Starting point is 00:18:57 You said I can do that because you can coffee I stab here. I Stab here and I go and I go like this and the last thing I go, I love your kids for you. No. You put me in a headlock? Show us techniques for how to get out of a headlock. I mean, we'll just how to get out,
Starting point is 00:19:18 because you don't know the technique. Well, if I get here, headlock. I'm here. Well, hold on. See, you're already hand-fired. That's not a really headlock, right? So Daddy's going gonna be here, right? And then you're probably gonna the the best thing to do is a take down there Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could run me forward cuz I Know you go forward and trip you can be there or I can run you forward here run me forward and true because in order for me to base out
Starting point is 00:19:39 Yeah, so I base out yeah, And now I'm here. Yeah. Now you're a deep shit, because what I do is I suplex you. I suplex you. I just hit a hand by a milk. You know what I'm saying? Don't hand it. You're f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f guys that's a Russian too on one because I'm gonna do this. Bob and then Bob and then Bob. Hey, see that little shimmy there? You run him forward?
Starting point is 00:20:11 I'm good, you run him forward. It's a bad idea to hold on to. I, I, I, I, so nice you can step behind and sit and punch you. No, why would you pull my top here? No, you don't wanna sit here. And then you can still have the headlock. You run him forward.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Unless he's just an idiot once hand to the head which would be stupid, he's gonna have to base out. So if I'm here, like if you have me have the headlock. If you run him forward, unless he's just an idiot once hand to the head, which would be stupid, he's gonna have to base out. So if I'm here, look, if you have me in a headlock. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I'm gonna pinch her and run. So you have to base out. You're so strong. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Go ahead. Ready? Yeah. See? I know I'm running down here. My neck is on the chair. I know, we see my head. Yeah. See my head. Yeah, okay. I know, but you see my head?
Starting point is 00:20:45 Yeah, I see my head. Yeah, okay. I'm so glad you're from that. Oh, you had my neck on that? Yeah, but that'd be the ground. Are you good? And that's the lesson today. I don't like that you can pull my neck.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Let me come over for Thanksgiving. I don't like that you pull my hips in like that. Sorry, daddy. I was bracing. I know. But you have to base out till I grow my head. If you don't, I'm just gonna run you to the mat. I'm here like that. Sorry daddy. I was bracing. I know but you have to base out till you go on my hand If you don't I'm just gonna run you the man. You're like that. Yep Fuck man. Don't get shot in the head. You're feeling a little frizzy cuz you're around that stupid dog. You know what do that?
Starting point is 00:21:17 They'd be like hey That's right. Oh that dog bite. She's been a seven-year vet. No, I know I'm gonna bite you got it That dog bite you gonna seven year vet. No, I don't bite you go There you go Hey, you killed our fucking test dog like what do I do? He was biting bin on my own. He told me he was good. It's biting me He served seven years and I got to know what you said bitch in this training lesson. Yeah Oh god, just fucking eyes out fuck man run him forward Don't like how you can pull my hips in like that. Yeah, although I've seen you do that to heavyweight
Starting point is 00:21:55 So I don't feel bad. That was the thing. Yeah, you get your you got the good you got good pull power good Pull that's got good. I'll suck in you you pull a grown man out of a well with no problem. I'll suck you. What's the most you ever done this way? I don't know. That dog gave some, oh, the thing is a hoot on. Got a little hoodie here, so I'll put that on. You look like you look like the, you look like you're doing audition
Starting point is 00:22:22 for the bad guy in the new Thor movie. The God Killer? Yeah, look at how I'm standing. My back straight. Assassin's Creed ranks edition. That was bad with my neck here. I could have been a million dollar baby because situation. Oh, man. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I'm just saying. Yeah, you're not a fun guy to tussle with. So you guys were Thanksgiving, you got the Christmas tree popping? Got the Christmas tree popping. Yeah, this way I got B. I got, we got, everyone has things given on Thursday and Thursday is also thick Thursday.
Starting point is 00:22:56 We're dropping the new merch new. I love those. Jersey's authentic MLB thick jerseys. This one in the military one with hoodies and hats. A lot of people on my shows and thick boy merch. Yes, sir, that drops thick Thursday, but then on Friday's Boston's birthday. So you have thick Thursday, Thanksgiving's Thursday,
Starting point is 00:23:11 and then you have Boston's birthday on Friday. It's in, daddy's not gonna get any rest. So I'm trying to tell you. I wanna start thin boy, THINN. I like that. It's kinda good. We have the patent for that, so don't try to fucking steal it. We already bought the copy, right? You fucking. I like to see It's kinda good. We have the patent for that, so don't try to fucking steal it.
Starting point is 00:23:25 We already bought the copy, right? You fucking... I like to see just keep it. I regard it now. Fuck. So don't still do it, people suck. They suck. Yes, so Thursday, family, Friday,
Starting point is 00:23:37 Bosse's birthday, family and friends. Yeah. You just getting over asked. I'm like, if you're at your house, you know. I'd sell my girl, like, who we get to whiten it up, man. You're an American, man. Do you even have the Pizzole for Thanksgiving?
Starting point is 00:23:49 We're going to get it off. Well, you're a white nut, man. My kids are half white, man. Yeah. It can be all Mexican all the time. She bought them the World Cup, Mexico, Jersey. I'm like, why don't you give me US or England? Because that's, that, those Mexican roots run deep.
Starting point is 00:24:02 You're selling my English roots, right? So let's, let's go and get the, and now Mexico and US suck it, sock it. But if you had a choice between Denver and Mexico. Oh, you go Denver, right? No, you go Mexico. Oh, no, no. Mexico is like Mexico.
Starting point is 00:24:15 This me here in Oregon about this. But like Denver, you know, Aurora, eat outskirts. You know what I mean? Like I'm from a world. Okay, never known for a, Massachusetts, okay? You know what I mean like I'm from a well known for a Okay, you know what I mean go with it. Make Make a make our tell talk you show all of it soccer
Starting point is 00:24:31 Like like that's something one in the city. What's that one anything? No, no, they're gonna do well. No England Do one is the World Cup started. Oh wow. Yeah, it started America and USA was winning too Now American women's soccer dominate. I, yeah, I like England. Hey, I ran. Try this on for size. Six two.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Now, we tied whales, one, one. That's not good. Qatar, it's in Qatar and they lost to Ecuador. Well, Qatar's a f***ing nightmare, right? Because they made all these promises. There's no more, there's no more corrupt group than the World Cup and the money that they take. So with Qatar, they's no more, there's no more corrupt group than the world cup and the money that they take.
Starting point is 00:25:06 So with guitar, they outbid, it's supposed to be in LA, it's supposed to be in America, they outbid us, so it went to guitar. And then what they do when they do in like states like country like guitar, they do this in Brazil. So they build these massive stadiums. So the whole world comes. And I think they said over a thousand workers have died, because it's like slave labor. These people die. But then after the World Cup leaves, they just leave those up. Yeah. That ruins the city. That's right. And they ruin them. And then in guitar,
Starting point is 00:25:34 remember too, they're like, no, it will be cool. It's gonna be normal stuff, just like any World Cup. The day before the World Cup gets announced, there's no alcohol, there's no loud cheering, there's no talking to women, do you know this? There's no loud cheering. It's unbelievable. Who wants to watch the World Cup that way? Yeah, to your mind. And it nuts. Dude, and also it's a two-am. Five-am. Fuck off. Now, if USA or England get, you know, to like the semis, they do well, I wake up for those games. Yeah, I just got my drugs in the mail. Okay, be cool.
Starting point is 00:26:07 English, Jersey. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I love the World Cup. I do too. In guitar, it's been a disaster. Dude, we're watching this video, I mean, Delir watching on In guitar. Dude's doing a live interview.
Starting point is 00:26:20 The guitar security comes up to us. You have to shut this down. You're too loud. Because they want to suppress it. you have to shut this down. You're too loud Because they want to suppress if they want shut everything down. So like Budweiser and all the alcohol They they you know for the big games. They send all their beverages. They stop halted all that. Let me ask you a question Is that is it is anti alcohol such a bad thing? Think about how much how many probably said this before. Yeah. Yeah. Because it got problems, but then how about like how far you want to
Starting point is 00:26:52 take it? It's fast food a bad thing. Yeah. Like the obesity is the worst problem that we have in America. Yeah. Being alcohol, I think kill if you had COVID. I've not been drinking lately. You always say it's bullshit. I know. And then I I come in you know, I give my face to the floor And I my face is so swollen. I had three glasses of wine left. I think of cheese. I'm like, oh god That's not fucking how I sound. Oh, that's not do my face so swollen. I decide to have red wine. No, I don't have it Okay, my daughter goes, oh you drank and and I go, because my girl was feeding my baby cold fish. I'm like, why are you giving them drunk food?
Starting point is 00:27:29 We had this little argument. My daughter's like, you drank that, relax. I go, I don't drink, actually. She goes, you don't drink. I go, no, I don't drink. She goes, when was the last day I'm drinking? I'm having a drink in a week. That's a lie.
Starting point is 00:27:39 But I had to win. That's a lie, also. It's a lie. So that we get home and what's the first thing I do is I open and I crack open. no, we went to eat lunch, I have a beer, then I have another beer. She goes, oh really, then I get home and I have wine. It's just a case.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Okay, yeah, well it's good. She goes, cool, that's great. I mean, I started drinking on Sundays because I'll go hard, my liver will literally hurt when I'm flying back Sunday morning. Oh, it's fine. So I'll drink, you know, I do Two doubles, three doubles every show, you know, Thursday Friday Saturday, and then Sunday, I would, I would, you know, eat some greens, do some
Starting point is 00:28:13 liquid IV, and daddy gets his body right, right? It's yellow zone, season five. I put my coward hat on, drink some whiskey with the boys. By the boys, I mean, people I've never met. Got it on TV. Hey B, you already taking break because you're taxing, but let's take a little break from firing the kid and check out about God knows what. Cause Draft King, Sportsbook, and official SportsBurn partner, the NFL,
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Starting point is 00:29:42 Minim Age Elżar Busy restrictions apply. C show notes for details. Draft King. My son is obsessed with fucking booze and sick of heel. You guys want some cigars and whiskey? I'm like, you're 11. What do you know about that? He goes, just trying to help out.
Starting point is 00:29:58 He goes, then he goes like this, he goes, for your wedding party, I'd like to run the whiskey. But he's not drinking. No, he goes, for your wedding party, I'd like to run the cigar. I'd like to be responsible for, he goes, for your, for your wedding party, I'd like to run the cigar, I'd like to be responsible for the cigars and the whiskey. I go, that's not happening. He's so funny.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Holy fuck. I'm talking to Nick, we're on the phone. I'm face-time and he goes, hey, dad, do you know the dragon thing? I go, dragon? And he goes, dragon, these nuts across your face. Oh, school. Oh, school.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Dragon, he's nuts. I'll give him another one. And he hung up on me. I thought, you motherfucker, You're 11 years old. So funny. Oh fuck yeah, enjoy some whiskey, dude. And do I some whiskey? I love it. Yeah, we can't send enough cases at the shows. This first thing sells out how crazy how Mark. It's good whiskey. Yeah, people are buying it. It's not
Starting point is 00:30:41 skated away. They don't buy the merch because it was counts people cheap. I love it. Well, we're getting out into it. We're getting out into it. We're getting out into it. We're getting out into it. People are psyched. I was walking down the beach.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yes, I saw an older gentleman, older gentleman, clearly had money with his golden retriever, off leash, just sitting on his feet. Why did he have money? What do you think of him money? Because it was in Manhattan Beach and he was a redondo or whatever. And he was outside this large
Starting point is 00:31:08 20 million dollar house on the beach and he's just sitting there with his hair back He'd or he'd arrived probably seven years old with his dog and he just had a glass of whiskey looking at the sunset Mmm, and just kind of like and sip it and just kind of taking in I was like that's that's living living That's the 70 your dog whiskey There's nothing like a doubt the sky I don't want a bite dog anymore I'm a little intense they're too intense about your kid for some reason you're fine He had a head this insane like three-month-old Dutch shepherd that came from like it looks so
Starting point is 00:31:36 Eliability and he goes like this he goes I go with that make a good pedophile in train at the bite He goes it would make a terrible pet because in two years He becomes if you don't train that dog. He's gonna bite people and trying to bite, he goes, it would make a terrible pat. Because in two years, he becomes, if you don't train that dog, he's gonna bite people. I, the guy got my, the King Corso from, he's face time, he should be all the dogs, right? And then he, the camera goes by, whoa, hold on, back up, back up, what's that?
Starting point is 00:31:57 It's some South African boredot, such a bubble. And I go, that's a bubble. That's a nasty. He goes, these can, you know, 180, some of 200 pounds, he'll, excuse me, I go, that's a bore. That's a bore. That's a nasty. He goes, these can, you know, 180, some of 200 pounds, he'll, excuse me, I'll, I think sick. That's exactly what he goes, no, no, no, no. You have kids, right? You can't have it.
Starting point is 00:32:12 No. And he goes, I just sold two to Kevin Hart. I go, Kevin asked kids, you sold them to him, he goes, they patrol his property on the outside and he has a trainer, like a, like a person with them, 24-set, it's his security. He's like, they're not family dogs. He knows they can't come inside.
Starting point is 00:32:27 They're not, and you basically have two mountain lines patrolling your property. Yeah, what? Those dogs are already, I think you're better off having a dog that looks scary and not a dog that's gonna, because those malinwas, the reason they used their army or used is almost exclusively malinwas, like the SEAL team guys, is they can pick that dog up.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Yes. That's why they have those things on the back. Yeah, they justAL team guys is they can pick that dog up. Yes. They describe by the way. That's why they have those things on the back. Yeah, they just pick it up and they can grab it and put it, you know, they parachute in with it. That's a fast athletic smart. Oh, fuck it. But the thing, you know, I don't know, the thing is they need to exercise.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Oh, they need things of it. That's a working dog. That's like owning a Formula One car. It's not what you drive around the world. I mean, you could do a great day in a black one. Clip is there. It kind of looks like Yeah, yeah He said that dogs that
Starting point is 00:33:09 Dog like kind of course or a dog like a fucking Malinois that dog is for the 5% of home invaders who don't care about dogs I'm not afraid mm-hmm or somebody's hopped up on shit and great. Mm-hmm. That's why we do it That's when that dog is gonna go. I'm gonna take the fight to you. Haller. Yeah. It's not gonna... It's not gonna rise. See ya. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:33:32 So Kanye got reinstated on Twitter. He did? He's back. With Elon. How about Kanye's house off Malibu, FPCH? You probably drive by it, come in here. I drive by it all the time. He has Hanukkah.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Oh he does? Things all over his house. Happy Hanukkah. Oh he does? Things all over his house. Happy Hanukkah. And then he also reinstated Trump. Yes. And you see what I do with Trump is brilliant. We do with Trump is he put up a poll. Put a poll and it's like 52% yes, then 40% no.
Starting point is 00:33:58 But there was an influx on the nose. So his thing goes, that's interesting. It's way, it didn't work like that. He looked in and it was like millions and millions of bots. So now he can take that sample size of all those bots that the left or the woke bot and get them out of there. Well, you know, Sam Bankman freed. I don't know if you followed this FTX thing.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh, Sam tripple is bringing him from the Green Room at the conference. He was the number two biggest donor to Democratic. Like he says he gives to Republicans, but there's a catch to that. Let me explain something to you. First of all, he gave to Republicans that would have given him favorable legislation.
Starting point is 00:34:35 For sure. But also, when you want your Democrat to win, you back the Republican who's most likely to lose. Like you find the craziest Republican who of course don't like and you give them money. Interesting. They beat the more reasonable Republicans. Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I didn't know that about fundraising and about. I know a shady spot. But that's what they do. So you get, yeah, it's very smart. So, but he was president Biden's number two donor, everybody. But he was President Biden's number two donor, everybody, and the most fucking, he just a corrupt crook. You can say whatever the fuck you want. He knew exactly what he was doing by taking,
Starting point is 00:35:15 he set up what's it called, another company, they were side by side shared the same town. Yeah, and one company, FTT, he had FTT tokens, Alliance Group, the Alliance Group or whatever. And he took money from the positors in FTX and brought it over to the Alliance Group. I think it's called the Alliance, what's it called? I'm getting up right now.
Starting point is 00:35:39 And began trading and losing huge money. That's patently illegal. Now that's not a regulated industry, so you know, but it's all fucking dishonest. Lost all that money because all that money was on paper. You know what's interesting is that... It's unbelievable. Yeah, it's, I mean, it's nuts.
Starting point is 00:35:55 He's worth 10.5 billion dollars. He has, he's now zero. Alameda research. Alameda, I'm sorry, Alameda. Oh, oh, oh, baby. Baby. But I would say that's... It. Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby. Baby. But I would say that's- I don't have to ask money though, man.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Is he worth zero now? Because you're thinking to invest in other stuff. Wow, here's the thing. Listen, you don't, the way he did was horrible. You don't get to that level, even though it's fraud and all that stuff. Without realizing that this thing's gonna end eventually. So I would assume he's investing out of things.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I guarantee he's not broke. That's like when MC Hammer, everyone's like, he's broke, you know, MC Hammer's not a manager for years. We'd be on a plane by, oh, I was MC Hammer broke. Yes. You can, you can, I was still flying on private planes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah, this is, He did a high crypto. Yeah, this, this, this, He's, here's the, here's the catch. Here's the catch. Here's the catch. There's about, I guess, 600 million or six billion, something is missing that was hacked into. And it's just gone.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Hacked, yeah. Now the question is, did he have a back door and did he tack it and put it somewhere that nobody knows about? Would absolutely, better not. No, he's the smart kid. I mean, probably a terrible person. Not that smart. He just got fucking, well are just smart kids. I mean, probably a terrible person. Not that smart.
Starting point is 00:37:05 He just got fucking... Well, no, you're gonna get nobody beats the government. Never. They have we haven't heard of it. Also, you can't beat this much of a fucking crook. But it's amazing, like, it's amazing that he was giving to so many of these... Well, that's the poblesque part thing.
Starting point is 00:37:23 And the Elchoppo, to give back communities, we want to say, go do like favorable acts like Robin. They're so great. You have favorable acts. No, they're like, uh, yeah, you know, that's what they do. So then people like, you know, they're actually nice guys. I know that they're doing that for a reason. Correct.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I think I read this incident. I read to you that, and I forget who posted it, but they're talking, this guy who business guy ain't gonna say, not a fan of Elon, but he goes, what he's doing with Twitter, he's getting all this backlash right now. He goes, this has been done before and he goes, I'm surprised, higher level people in business aren't realizing this.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I forget the exact term, but what he's doing and business do it all the time, is when he came in and made those insane demands, like, we're working 70 hours a week, and he gave them a project, and it was like whoever can't do this. He's saying house. Well, what he's doing is, I forget the term of it,
Starting point is 00:38:12 but 90% of the work is done by like 10 employees, and the other people are just bullshit and free loading. Elon's trying to see who's gonna stick through it and try and get this done. It's like buzz in the other people. Yeah, he's trying to wean out the people that are get this done? It's like buzz in the ABCL. He's trying to wean out the people that are just freeloading. That's all he's doing.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Like, can you believe he's doing this? There's a reason behind his madness. He's doing it, and that's why when people like, you know, someone tweet out goes out to the end of Twitter and Elon goes, interesting. We've had the most usage and the most followers we've ever had. So you just try and get the sheet, you're trying to cut the fat.
Starting point is 00:38:49 All the media writes this shit about, well who runs the media? Who runs the media? Assholes. The assholes on the left. So the left, the cons that come in after him, because now they can't get away under a dream. But when you talk this way, people think you're far right,
Starting point is 00:39:02 or they think you're like some Trumpist, I'm not. Okay, I'm fucking not. I just don't think there's any balance. If the right was doing this, I'd be going after that. I don't think there's any balance, that's all, yeah. I just call bullshit where bullshit is done. And when they're going after Elon,
Starting point is 00:39:14 you're like, you know, which my dad does, he reads that so he's like, how about Elon? How about him? Yeah. How about, he's ruining Twitter, I'm like, are you even onto it or not? No, he's like, yeah, he's ruining it. He's not ruining it No, if you read the news, yeah, it seems like it's this awful thing
Starting point is 00:39:32 Same thing will happen with Rogan when he was going through his thing You know people are talking about how to rogue him and screw him. I'm like, two million new subscribers Yeah, I was like, no, what? No, do you listen to the show? He shows up far right or notice or far right now far right how about how about i'm in the vast middle yeah not even a trump fan how about that yeah fucking you know say what is far right is like neo-nazi that that's the appropriate term well but i'm i'm very liberal in a lot of ways i'm just believe in my country and i'm a
Starting point is 00:40:01 patriot i believe in the constitution i believe that there are differences between men and women and weird shit like that. I'm a traditionalist. I support military and police, that makes me far right. I support the established law and order, yeah, and military. But then also when it comes abortion, I'm not right.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I'm a women's choice, yeah me too. But also that's complicated too. Like I'm religious, so I'm uneasy about it, but I'm definitely a pro-choice. Yeah's that so much of church what so when you're doing a headlock you know when you're doing a headlock yeah you skimmed over that what yeah more religious one I need to be yeah you know that's but I'm afraid not to be religious don't need to I don't want to be like bullshit I don just want to need to be. Yeah, you know, that's pretty much it. I'm afraid not to be religious. Tell me to. I don't want to be like bullshit.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I don't want you to be like, I get it down to God's like, what's up? Now you want to be my friend. Oh, now you're praying. Now you want to be my friend. Be cool, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Trying to repent for my sins. I have a whole thing. I have a whole lot of that. Trying to repent, be cool, be cool. Be cool. You have a desk. You have a desk. You have a desk.
Starting point is 00:41:01 You have a desk. And I said your hetero docs, I both of you are. Yeah. On what? Yeah. Politically hetero docs. Yeah. You have a desk. products i both of your yeah on what yeah politically have you you would that you on stuff you read that you know the left is going out from because they they can't get away with the bullshit that they were doing yeah you know they that it's not the the and then they're like oh he's limited freedom of speech and it's like you will who's suppressing speech it yeah but also you know it there's so much noise
Starting point is 00:41:22 on both sides again it's like you know what I am? I'm probably Democrat, heavy Republican light. I'm quoting my buddy, David. Like that, that's probably, I'm somewhere in the middle. Yeah. The both sides, that's more. Some were in the middle.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Both sides have crazy people. Yeah. Both sides have crazy. I think Elon, going hard on the paint, we've never seen it before. I was talking to Jay about this when we're in Milwaukee because All the news again announce about I have got you think you read the shit like does he care and chase like if you had Whatever he has 300 billion dollars. Would you give a flying fuck like new
Starting point is 00:41:58 But he probably loves proving the naysayers wrong You know he he again, too you got to like, so my friend was just one, she just won City Council. And she was in LA. And she's, she was fighting all these hardcore leftists, you know, who have made LA amazing. And, and they were so nasty to her. They were calling her a far right Trumpist and all that. She's none of that is true. She just believes in not having homeless people and she,
Starting point is 00:42:28 her business has got destroyed during the BLM marches. So she just wants law and order. She wants just things like that. But that's the easiest tech, right? That's the easiest tech you'll owe whatever. But they all go after. Then when she won, now that she won, everybody's, that's about it.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Everybody's texting her going, Hey, congratulations, looking forward to working together. So she's like like you mother fuckers. It's Paul take you guys. Yeah, I go That's just politics. Paul takes getting politics. That's it. Yeah, it's just a dirty. Now they need you. Yeah. Oh, yeah I'm in a position of power. That's what anything but you know, it's not good. Yeah people suck, man. Yep Let's see what we got. Corner beds. Yeah. Already. Have we not been going that long, too? 43 minutes. It's not too bad.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Yeah. Yeah. Impussets. It's a Thanksgiving week. So it is Thanksgiving. Are we doing something on? Yeah, we'll do something on Wednesday. What will we do for Thanksgiving? Well, we did we did a holiday party once right? Yeah, but cat got all of it What cat like brought it all remember what we'll save we're probably not gonna eat No, I mean we will actually went to a restaurant you guys took us out to go eat Oh, that's for Christmas. Yeah for Christmas. Yeah, for Christmas we'll do something with the staff.
Starting point is 00:43:45 That'd be cool. Yeah, we did it last year. Oh, we did. Well, he didn't April for my special right? So if he hits over a million, I'll take everybody out. Boy, some people, man. There it is. I'll take two tomahogs, things.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Where it is. Let's go. Go ahead, let's see what we got. All right, so this happened last week, I think it was. Jaleno, so apparently it was a fire in his garage. Had to do with gas, right? Well, he was working on like a 19, like, oh, five car and something caught on fire.
Starting point is 00:44:12 It kind of spaced in hands on fire. Yeah, so when I first saw this, I was like, okay, a fire, how bad could it be? But apparently he was pretty badly burned. So he was in there for like nine days and you can see him. Well, this is Tim Allen actually talking about him. I think that's the-
Starting point is 00:44:27 I'm not a rare chamber in that other one. Hold on, this is a wrong video. Here we go. So there's Tim Allen talking about Jay Leno. What is Jay Leno? Jay is good. Just here's Al. That Santa Claus, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:44 It's not a better car magazine. We did some jokes. That Santa Claus do. So this is no he's going with the Georgia community look you're gonna be surprised He's handsome and he's happy the hospital's done a great job taking care So this is how this is a picture we saw of him recently. He sees neck face and his arm here his hand He's like he was legitimately bad. Oh wow look at his arm. Yeah, it's pretty bad yikes Yeah, yeah, so it's a real Still in the down fucking joke can't stop won't stop Canadian toxito baby all right, but that's fine It did and you should go down chin see the old car he's working on I Think they had a picture of the yeah, there you go. Yep that night down seven. Oh steamer panic caught him fire
Starting point is 00:45:42 steamer caught him fire hmm we're going with these vehicles in the Burbank garage while trying to on-clock a fuel line on a 1907 white steam car you sprayed with gasoline which erupted into flames his friend saved his life thank goodness first friend it's not a joke dude oh terrible oh boy what else you got Shane? alright he sees alright thank god It's not a joke dude. Ah, too. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:46:05 What else you got, Shane? All right, he's all right. Thank God. Yeah. So this is interesting to me. So Jennifer Sebel Newsom, who is Gavin Newsom's wife, she had to, or ex-wife? Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah. Thank you. So she testified for the Harvey Weinstein trial, and she said that she had a fake and orgasm to get him to finish early, right? So she can stop the rape, which, to me, even that sounds weird, but, so in court, the prosecutor asks,
Starting point is 00:46:36 I think it's a prosecutor, asked her to fake it. Yeah, yeah, to do it again, like she can show me what. And probably the prosecutor's probably Weinstein's our men's crimes. Yeah, yeah, the prosecutor's window, yeah, the defense he would do it. But she was like, not not doing that. But apparently she talked about his winner too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Hold on, California's first, yeah, she still made to do so. God, the answer. The first lady bought one defense attorney marked after how she indicated her pleasure during an alleged two on five minutes at the pencil hotel and Beverly Hills Where she claims Weinstein raped her This is not one hair met so I'm not doing that good for her Who referred to as good Jane Doe
Starting point is 00:47:17 So this whole thing is kind of weird though So it's gonna be a business mean quickly turn some else when Weinstein changed Then sort of manipulate and threaten her. 100%. Wine scene penetrated her private parts with his fingers, then his deformed penis, which you described a kind of fish-like penis. Something was distorted in the testicles,
Starting point is 00:47:34 lots of skin, lots of skin down there. Weird. He's so disgusting. So she got to a point where they're having sex, but then, you know, I have, I don't know, man. I don't think the guy is a rapist. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Like, the guys are raping. No, so, no, I think she, she even said like, so she sent emails after that rape. Like, you know, thank you for so much for taking it or giving me, taking it to the Oscar or whatever. Let me explain that. I know, but I know, I get it. No, because my, so my No, because my girlfriend of many years was one of the first women to come out against Harvey Weinstein.
Starting point is 00:48:08 I was super powerful. And she told me all these stories. Well, the guy would come out, he'd be completely naked and he would chase you around the fucking thing. And he would be like, I'm sorry. Let me just see her to hit. Let me just grab you. And when you have this giant man in a fucking room,
Starting point is 00:48:24 and you don't know what to do, this pig who's got that much power and he can ruin you, which he did to Mirosovino and a lot of other women. He never worked again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you know, no, he's crazy. He might kill you. You know, they're, they're, all these women have the same story. I feel like just freezing and not knowing what the fuck to do.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Which I understand, yeah. He is a piece of shit that needs to be, you know, fucking, somebody needs to take a bat to his fucking head. No, he's definitely a piece of shit, I get that. But I think some, okay, so even with this girl, Newsom's wife, she said that she was hustling to get something from him as well That's true, but that does I think a lot of times the girls will get into a situation even if it sounds fucked up But they might know they're getting to a situation. No, no, they give them something they give
Starting point is 00:49:19 They get something back. Okay, but so so so oh man if I'm meeting with Harvey Weinstein as a man I'm there for a reason. Yeah, no,. You're a man. Okay, but wait hold on So so women so if you're an actress or whatever the way he would do it. I'm telling you It's no he's a char. He charmed you and he'd be like I want you in one of my movies Let's have a meeting and you go to meet him in a hotel But all of a sudden the why don't you go to a hotel? The woman a woman would kind of say he wants to meet you He's one of his assistants was a woman would say he wants to meet you
Starting point is 00:49:46 in his room. So now you're like, they thought they were going to the hotel, like Beverly Hills Hotel, they have like a nice lunch, and they'd be like, actually he changed the mean to his penthouse. No, I'm on your side.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'm on your side, but I'm saying, okay, so... But wait, there's, listen, so then you're a woman. You're, this happened to my friend. You're trying to make it as an actress, which is impossible. The most powerful man in Hollywood can make your career. He tells you to make it as an actress, which is impossible. Yeah, the most powerful man
Starting point is 00:50:05 And Hollywood can make your career or great. He tells you he tells you are amazing and everything else now he's naked and Now and by the way Driving and get out and we are looking at myself on you leave but he forced himself on My my ex girlfriend tried to leave he blocked the door. You got to hear it. I know I know I'm not repeating young, it tells a tale of, he has a car service come get her, brings her to a house, which is an hour away. It's a thousand things.
Starting point is 00:50:31 A thousand things. Everybody's like, he orchestrates it, so you actually, if she were to run out, she'd just be like, and 90 minutes from Manhattan. Also back then, the guy could, you know as an actress, your career is over. Yes, so that's the big thing. That's the main thing.
Starting point is 00:50:46 And also it's happening so fast. And he's being physical and he's on top of you. And you're like, what the fuck? And he surprises you. He came out of the bathroom on my girlfriend, naked, fucking naked. In his house, there were pictures of his kids and his wife. And he was up there because he wanted to,
Starting point is 00:51:03 he goes, I want you to read the script. I want to show, I want to give you the script. He invited her out to a premiere, it wasn't a premiere, it was a movie. They were together. I think I was chinsing because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it Gavin Newsom's mayor campaign to do this. So it's like, okay, it's an exchange of, it's fucked up, but it's an exchange of shit. Like you go there, you know, okay, by the way,
Starting point is 00:51:32 you know, for bribe, and Hollywood, you know Hollywood people, they must know a little bit about Harvard Weinstein by that time. Those women did not know that. I'm telling you they didn't. Okay, so, let's say, Harvard Weinstein, I knew about Harvey Weinstein because of my girlfriend I knew he was a scumbag and when you worked with him I
Starting point is 00:51:50 also had friends who I remember I'll quote my friends they were working on a movie with them and I said how's it going with the Weinstein thing and he goes they go he's just a liar he's a fucking liar yeah okay I also know people that that that worked with Harvey Weinstein who are guys in a very positive way. Remember, he produced all of Quentin Tarantino's movies and everything else. Quentin Tarantino said this on Rogan.
Starting point is 00:52:10 He goes, because Rogan brought it up. And he was, did you know, like he was, we, like I knew he was always aggressive with girls. Like there'd be a girl in the room and be like, oh Harvey, doing what Harvey does. We'd like, you know, hit on him and get his things. And he's like, I wish I would have said something. Yeah, but a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Everybody thought he was just kind of gross and he was just hitting on him. Which he is. Nobody knew the people in Hollywood, I wish I would have said something. Yeah, but everybody thought he was just kind of gross and he was just hitting on him. Which he is. Nobody knew the people in Hollywood, I'm sorry, the women didn't say anything because they were fucking terrified. And so what happens is, but see, whenever you're questioning this,
Starting point is 00:52:35 you have to understand, and this is, I'm emotional about it because you know what happened. You know what, you have a relationship with it. But there's a guy who's, so I'm sticking up for these women here because they're all telling the same story There is no doubt. He's a rapist piece of shit. Yeah, there's no doubt. He did all these things and back then to your defense back Then to there wasn't a lot of course of action. You could do shit. Mirosovino. She got she won an Oscar
Starting point is 00:53:02 He shot her career down. She never worked so hard. But I see what you're saying, though, because this is where two, because it says in one of the emails dated in March 2nd, 2007, about 18 months after the led rape, Newsom wrote, thank you to Weinstein
Starting point is 00:53:17 for including her and two others on an Oscar party guest list. She put, we had such a fun time. And then read this for her. It says, when question, why she would continue to correspond with a fun time. And then read this for her. It says, when question, why should we continue to correspond with a man who brutally raped her, she said, I was just hustling. So hustling, I think a lot of times, not all the time,
Starting point is 00:53:33 but a lot of times, if you're gonna get in yourself in a situation where you know someone's like in a powerful position, you might just have an exchange of, all right, I'll give you this, give me this. You know what I mean? Yeah, but not rape. No, no, no. Okay, also not sex. We know what I mean? Not rape. No, no. And also not sex.
Starting point is 00:53:46 We have no idea what happened. We're also not sex. So the good thing about as a guy who fucking, who got paid, you know, who, I mean who, who, you know, was one of the paid a price for the shit. I didn't do anything. Yeah. But I'm not saying. So I'm defending, I'm going gonna defend me too for a second.
Starting point is 00:54:05 The fact of the matter is, before me too, in this fucking town, men ran the whole business. They could get away with whatever the fuck they wanted, especially if they were powerful and they did. Not most men, but a lot of men, scumbags. And the fact of the matter is, if you wanted to work as an actress and we can go all the way back to Marilyn Monroe's fucking biography, you had to play the game, is if you wanted to work as an actress and we can go all the way back to Marilyn Monroe's fucking biography
Starting point is 00:54:25 You had to play the game which means you had to suck somebody's dick who you didn't like and that was the way it was done And the one thing that you can the good thing there are bad things about me too because they took a lot of people down Didn't deserve it But it also the good thing is that it created a sense of fair play and it created a female whisper network that never existed before. So that scumbags like that mother fucker can't get away with it. Which is great.
Starting point is 00:54:52 And back then they ruled everything and you had to do anything they said and they could rape you or do whatever they wanted or even get away with other stuff. It says here, it says, when asked if you tried to say, no, Harvey Weinstein, you said, I did with my voice and with my body. I did by slamming my legs together.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I tried to get out of there. I tried so hard to keep going down. God, he is terrible looking. She was accused from the stand. She was crying. So in this article, it says also when she was asked, why would you send emails to this guy who really raped you? And she just started crying and doing this stuff.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Here's one thing, like, I don't. It's a tough hill to die. No, so what I'm saying with this is, there's definitely girls out there that are getting, they wanna get something for something, and they'll trade sex for that. It's just reality, right? It's just reality.
Starting point is 00:55:41 It's reality. So I think when stuff happens, like this happens later on. It's meant to do this. Yeah, I do it. I haven't got women, yeah. I'm when stuff happens later on, it's meant to do this. Dude, it's not like women, yeah. I'm saying that it's real. It's not a fake thing. It happens.
Starting point is 00:55:50 So when I see stuff like this, especially with this kind of thing, it's just, but I would say the difference is that's a voluntary arrangement, right? So in Hollywood, there's always been sex for sale. And that's a voluntary arrangement. And if you want to get in there as a consent, you got to that's your business.
Starting point is 00:56:02 That's fine. The line is when that's the last thing on your mind and you're trying to have a career and this piece of shit gets you in a room and fucks you. I think that'll, no, we all know that. What was, I think what Chins trying to say is they're, she says she's hustling. There's been some times where she's hustling,
Starting point is 00:56:20 Weinstein's hustling. Yeah, they're both hustling. Not advocating this, I'm, I'm thinking. it's fucked up, but it's what happens. It took a bunch of swings and I would assume hit a lot of homeruns with this behavior to get in trouble. And he hooked them up with, you know, it grows and stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:37 So I mean, some of these girls, I'm not saying all of them, but some of them know what they're getting into, which I think is something we should actually just... The best person to defend in any way is the Harvey Weinstein. No, we're defending it. I'm saying like people are not, I'm saying that, I'm assuming that's Jen's perspective. Yeah, like some girls know what they're getting into.
Starting point is 00:56:52 If I do this for you or you do this for me. Yeah, yeah. And then later on, they'll switch it around and say like, oh, it was rape. Well, that's always been the case in Hollywood. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's not the case with Harvey Weinstein. He's a piece of, obviously, he's a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Yeah, also, it would matter if you knew that going into the meeting because if it is surprised upon you, you know, I'm sure he's surprised all those girls though. Well, that is different than going, when I'm right up with Harvey Weinstein, I know him and he's gonna force him to have sex, but I'm gonna decide to do it before I leave my head. He's the worst guy in the world.
Starting point is 00:57:22 But Jim's saying that there is some exchange of, if I do it for you, you're in trouble. She says she's hustling. But here's the other thing with Harvey Weinstein. I'm saying you're a woman and you know if you don't, your career's over. That's true. That's an also right.
Starting point is 00:57:34 That's all right. So I would fuck him. You know, I would say, I'm a man, if that was my case, I'd have to fuck him. Because you'd be scared to not have a career afterwards. I'd get it from now, be the next Batman. I get it. But I'm saying that that's the real thing.
Starting point is 00:57:44 But I mean, I would have to, if you said, Brian, you gotta take it in the ass or you're never gonna work again. You'll never have a job out. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna spot on the wall and go to my happy place. You've been on 39 if we're not filming.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Yeah. You know what I'm saying though? It's like this guy, that guy, that guy, that's what they mean by using your power. You're using your power to get sex. But right, what's tricky is when they say it's rape later. And when they say it's rape later, that's why I don't. I'm a very different case.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Yeah, but I don't like that part. Well, nobody does. She especially me and she hates it. She's like that she said, I'm hustling. That's what I said. Yeah, triggered that maybe she went, there's something going on. There's something happening.
Starting point is 00:58:22 There's something happening. There's something happening. There's something happening. There's something happening. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong.
Starting point is 00:58:30 There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong.
Starting point is 00:58:38 There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. There's something wrong. that are present. You know what, you know what, I'm interested in like, we're she out in her career back then. Yeah. Like her family.
Starting point is 00:58:46 She's an actress. Like, and she doing well. I don't know if she's financially. I've never heard of it about her before this. No, I had no idea. It doesn't matter. He's a scumbag. Oh no, 100%.
Starting point is 00:58:56 What I'm saying, my main thing is like, okay, to say it's rape after you're saying you're hustling and you're, you know, like you went to the hotel, you pretended to finish your orgasm. Look, what the fuck? She stands nothing again from standing up there on that, on that, you know.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Other than, you know what, she got boned by Harvey Weinstein, which is embarrassing, and then now she's gonna be like, oh, you know, I didn't want to do it. He did it to me, that kind of thing. I'm being real here, I'm just being honest, man. I got no time for your argument. But, but, Chen, would it, I, no, no, he might have, but I'm saying this to him. Let's say, Chinn, let's say, let's say I was a female, right?
Starting point is 00:59:32 And I had an audition after the show today, right? And I tell you guys, I'm like, I've heard he sleeps with them and the women sleep with the given the part. So, and you guys go, he can't do it. I'm like, I'll see how it goes, maybe. And I have that in my, you know, I'm like, I give them whatever I suck them off. He gives me a gig in a movie. And then I get there. I'm like, I can't do this. And then he rapes me. If he rapes you, though, and that's what he did. Chin, don't defend hard. I'm not depending. I told you, don't call question. I told you,
Starting point is 01:00:00 he's a piece of shit. Stop with this argument. to stop with this argument. Stop, I understand what's in general. Don't use him as an example. Maybe if you're saying in general, okay, Brian, if she says she's hustling, what is that? What the fuck is that? Yeah, chindaline like that, she's hustling. What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 01:00:13 What the fuck is that? Hustling doesn't mean you get to get raped or what? No, get surprised. What is hustling? Everybody hustles in Hollywood. I hustle. So by the way, so is that woman. Sex is hustling too.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Okay, it's hustling. If I wanna fucking do something, like if I'm in a powerful position, and I wanna have sex with this girl, she wants to get a job with me, right? That's fine. That's hustling. But that's fine.
Starting point is 01:00:37 That's not what it's counting. But no, so she's saying it's rape now. Let me tell you what stopped ever since me too. She just said, let me tell you what stopped ever since me too just let me tell you what stopped ever since me to those questions Now and it's a good thing now guys know if they're gonna mix sex with fucking work You you you are yeah, and that by the way, and I got a 14-year-old daughter That's a good thing as one of the bodies on this time of the road with this fucking me to right I'm serious or is that shit is good?
Starting point is 01:01:03 So the overall thing is good because now you have assholes like that who are in position of the power who would bully or make women fuck them to get a job or whatever. I'll suck my dick and I won't hire you. What I'm saying, the guy who all that shit, now women can hustle like the way men can hustle with their work and their energy and they can go, hey, and now what happens is when you remove the liability of sex from the room, now the world's a better place. Now the way, exactly.
Starting point is 01:01:32 So, Brad, what I'm saying though, is some girls know what they're getting into. No doubt. Right, so that's all I'm saying. And when I see stuff like this happening later, she says I was hustling, this and that, whatever. And she's faking orders. I think so. So, Chins talking about in just a you're using a
Starting point is 01:01:47 general yeah I'm looking at this art he does it like that she said and they said well why would she say if she emailing later she goes wow it's hustling emailing the later oh thank you so much for the tickets to the Oscars come on because Chins the alternative is is total eradication because the alternative is essentially career death and your whole life. Right, I get that. And the woman she goes, I gotta suck this up.
Starting point is 01:02:15 This is the worst experience. I gotta suck it up because I'm trying to make a living because my dreams are there. Which I agree with you. So then she goes, yes, I sent an email after that. Yes, I had to put all push all this shit down because The the alternative was annihilation. Okay, so bar. Do we agree though that some girls know what they're getting into nobody ever talked about The only separate shit no no, we're not talking about rape you say about exchange So some girls do they do that's not that's we know girls that's why but this isn't a wine scene thing No, Jen I think that's where you're off on that. I know I'm not saying okay
Starting point is 01:02:47 I'm just saying this particular article made me it just had a lot of life I have to article and yeah take this take what you're seeing yeah, I mean you're heading somebody goes I give me your give me your watch or I'm gonna kill you and then later somebody goes What is happening? I'm surviving and then you reported to the wouldn't be like, wait, you said you were surviving back then, but now you're saying a prime was committed. It's like, well, I technically had an option, but the option was to be. If I get robbed by gunpoint, I'm calling the police right away. That's what I would do. I'm not going to wait 20 years later. Very, very different. No, he's bringing up that example. I have no way as somebody who, as you know, went through, yeah, listen,
Starting point is 01:03:22 right. Like, I get it. and I understand what you're saying, and believe me, and yes, in my case, yeah. I think that's real. I think it's real. We're just saying also, like, in this non-Hover Weinstein's case, but there's cases where it was the cool thing to do to bring men down without any, that was just bullshit.
Starting point is 01:03:40 It's bullshit. It's bullshit. That me too, movement, swaged so far over here And it's embarrassing to see to be connected to be having sex with Harvey Weinstein It's embarrassing especially why the fuck would you want to admit that to anyone? Yeah, you know like he's gonna get out Yeah, they're they're revolutions always swing all the way over No, it is it's horrible to be raped of course. It's a shameful in embarrassing
Starting point is 01:04:03 So it might not be the thing unless you are really eager to identify as a victim and get attention that way. It tends to not be something that like... All right, we've talked about this too, whatever. Man, let's get into some... Let's go on. No one else. Okay, so Dwight Howard played in Taiwan recently.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I don't know what's going on. So he's not with the NBA. And he knows playing over there. Yeah, so apparently he just destroyed like destroyed. He did like 10 three pointers. Yeah, you shooting like a bunch of threes. I have like 50 points and 40 rebounds. That's another 38 point 25 rebounds. Oh, such a freak. Such a freak. And he was the guy that Koi would punk because you're so soft. He had messed with him. Yeah, because he hated how soft he was.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Yeah. Because he was like, you know what I would do if I had your size? And straight like his shoulders were nuts. Yeah, he's gay, right? I don't know. Oh, there was a, there was a, rumors, right? Like, I don't care. It was with trans something.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Yeah, something like that. Um, this is, like I just thought was just a thing. Oh my god. It's not sport. Dude. This kid is a stud. That is a very muscular young man in... I don't know about muscular.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Well, I'm just gonna need the muscle. The muscle is a very athletic young man. I know you don't right now, and you just gotta call what it is, right? If you go woke, I will start moving. That's a very, that's a very, that's a fat kid. It's a very athletic young man.
Starting point is 01:05:23 It's very, very childy. That's a very, it is what it is. That's no beast child that's a very, that's a very, that kid. That's a very, very, very child. That's a very, that's a very, it is what it is. That's no beast child who's very athletic. That's what I had though. Loose some weight and be the best we can be. But very athletic. But also just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Stay thick and do back flips. Yeah. Let's go to marks right now. Hold on. Fick flips. Yeah, that kid was, wait, I want to see that charging canine. Okay, so what, what, what, what, what, what, what charging can I okay? So I what when I saw okay By the way, we we talked about some shop show but the power engine the green power engine who's very popular one the more
Starting point is 01:05:52 Popular ones in the power engine series My favorite personally he was also an MMA fighter. He fought every May for one defeated five of them. Is that true? Yeah, so he unfortunately committed suicide 49 years old And no idea why, but. Bummer, man. Yeah, that is a bummer. But he was an MMA fighter too. Yeah, he fought him for a long time. Oh, by the way, this is a baby yak.
Starting point is 01:06:17 That thing is cute. That's baby yak. Oh, all squeeze that. I'll kiss that thing right on the nose. Oh my God, dude, you get me with that baby yak. It might be a Boston. You shut the end of it. I wanna see the, the, the, the, the,
Starting point is 01:06:29 the, oh, what's our, here we go. So this, I don't know, the video is not that great though. I'll tell you if it's real. So apparently this kid's dog saved this kid from another dog that ran away. Where the dog was in the attack room? Yeah, it's about to, see, so right now this dog, this, it's about to attack the kid.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Oh my God. And this dog fights it. Two dogs. Yeah. Oh shit, oh wow. Wow. Oh, I think that dog was just running over to play. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:06:56 That dog was running over to play with the kid. I mean, with the other dog, that's for you, that's for you, John. Watch this. Let's see. You can tell. It's tough to tell. And then he went back for it. I don't know. I don't know. That's pretty sweet. That's the Irish man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the neighbors all got loose from the backyard,
Starting point is 01:07:19 or whatever. And so Jesus, yeah. But that's the beauty of dogs here. They they're awesome. And and that was the I was a German Shepherd That's pretty cool protecting his his pack. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, secure old boy Jesus Christ All right Marcus I posted this this fuck Look at the dudes look at the hit look at his cell phone Look at the dudes, look at the hit, look at his cell phone. Boom!
Starting point is 01:07:47 Ouch. That was at the UCLA USC game. USC's for real. Kid decided to California football. It's bad. UCLA's good, USC's really good. They went out, they might get on the top four. There was a guy in Hawaii or maybe it was in Samoa, he was a, this kind of guy like that was running.
Starting point is 01:08:02 And you watched these two Sam two Simone dudes who were giants But they were so much faster. They just fucking ran him down. I was like always are the shit Woman or I just one that octopus punch fish for no reason that's hilarious Now usually they just eat them right this he does it My guess is they move right it was right. I was probably trying to grab him wasn't I mean hey look I'm just saying what the scientists say but They're saying apparently he whip punched them randomly for no reason Even look at him was like oh he says it's cuz fish attract predators and he isn't trying to get eaten
Starting point is 01:08:41 He doesn't want fish near him because fish will bring in a burger. Yeah, bring your shark, he's like, find your own hiding spot. So they're not just the bullies of the sea. What you want to do, guys, want? Ah, give us the give us the give us the give us the give us the give us the give us the give us the give us the
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Starting point is 01:09:14 It's a good question. Maybe that was the wheelchair. Just wait a second. Yeah, is that a monster car? Oh, yeah, where do you have a monster car? Where do you have an F-150 in here? I do have a hand of Cure, it's co-grain water, clear lime, a corn of, state published in the journal.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Research, the mix is even more efficient with supplement by a plate of cheese with tomato and cucumber. Also, I'm trying to ship my pants. Try it out next week, Brendan. She's coming. She's all wet. Coconut water, pear and lime.
Starting point is 01:09:40 And a plate of cheese. Oh, the pear makes up most of the drink at 65%. It's a lot of pear, followed by a sweet lime. Never met a sweet lime. And then also of cheese. Oh the pear makes up most of the drink at 65% It's a lot of pear followed by a sweet lime. They're met a sweet lime and then also coconut water I know the coconut water is good because the electrolytes You know when you go to the hospital in Brazil the IV is coconut water. Really? Mm-hmm all the electrolytes wait Yeah, yeah, it's a saline solution It is they just put it on the floor. Well, I'm discovered. I discovered husband Yes, pretty crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:05 She's been 14 years spying out. Six years I'll take a shower. Look at this. She finds the device in the shower. Oh, no, oh, no. Now see the dad is the step dad assume? Yes. You would assume it's a step dad.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Yes, you would assume it's a step back Yeah, cuz the daughter 16 years old is for a previous marriage what a creep Oh my god Hmm, oh my god, oh My god, that is such a heart she's shaking. Yeah. She's like you scumbag. Leg of John. How did you get kicked? It looks like he had a perennial nervous,
Starting point is 01:10:50 you potentially, that's the only explanation I could think of. And he's trying to shake it out during the fight. Oh man. So it looks ridiculous. You're out of that. I don't know. No, never. He's just trying to get it going there.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Oh shit. Jesus Christ. That's happened a lot these days, huh? Yeah. You're perennial, no? Russian, the first year of Stave Man, he got himself stuck 12 meters down a sewer pipe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:13 So it's like 40 feet down a pipe. What happened? They don't know how we got there, you know? He's in, oh shit. What the? Oh, and his arm's like this? Yeah. Oh, I bit his arms up, sleep. Oh, That's so terrifying. How the fuck did they find him?
Starting point is 01:11:28 Is he trying to make a decision to relieve? I think he was like help him down in the pipe. Well, why is he in a pipe? Why are you in a sewage pipe, bro? Few questions. A. Why how'd you get down there? B. How they even know he's in there. Yeah That is a bit of a way to invade the to draft in Russia this is a page called look at this Russian which is one of my favorite page oh this is gone wait which one is that that's the second last uh... language sounds like to people who don't speak the language oh damn it wait okay actually go to the next one i can bring up uh... because i post that through Brennan's Facebook today
Starting point is 01:12:03 Alex Bahier when he sees that Izzy has boob. Has a boob. So this is a meme format that I think is hilarious, where it's like, he's just mimicking everything Izzy does. Like, is he takes up golf and that it's like Alex Bahair on the golf course? Is your money on the fact that Bahair loses
Starting point is 01:12:22 his crowns very quickly? Depends on the internet's all to predicate off the UFC. If they give him, who are the wrestlers that can do that to him? You look at the top 10 guys, you can be a pro, Whittaker I think would be a pro forum for him, for Tori, Canwrestle, Brunson, or some beer party. Is he able to neutralize the wrestling by staying on his feet? No, those guys would get him down. Really? And then you see his grappling. I mean, is he is he able to neutralize the wrestling by staying on his feet now those guys would get him down really I think he's grappling I mean is he got him down yeah
Starting point is 01:12:48 So you'll get Robert Witterking wrestles ass off jerkan airkin wrestle Vittor he brings pressure dick Brunson, you know Jack of my answer would be a problem. I might one of the fight. I want to see his ox be in a deer and tail That'd be a fun. Oh really Yeah, it'd be a great fight. I think Till's a little small. In fact, I'd say, till, I'd say, till, till they, his name's the gorilla.
Starting point is 01:13:10 He's a big boy. He's a tall, two-hundred. He's tall. Yeah, he's big. No punk either. He's a fight, two weeks. What's his ranking? What's Till's ranking?
Starting point is 01:13:20 He's nine, yeah. He hasn't fought a while yet. But Till, PR'd Pierre be great fucking fight. You think so? Yeah. Why? No wrestling. No grappling. I feel like Pierre is a higher level striker. I'm just saying as far as stylistically because he would, you know yeah I had a square trying to play basketball did a serious shot I'm trying to play ball Oh, it's a baby squirrel. I might be a square baby squirrel. What you just chillin? Why does that squirrel just chill?
Starting point is 01:14:07 I know, it's so crazy. It's a baby squirrel. It's a baby squirrel. No. That boy asked you a more. That boy asked squirrel. I like your chick, man. That boy asked squirrel.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Oh, damn, he's really trying to love me. That's it. Yeah, that's a baby squirrel. Hey, he's just so cute. So. Yeah, it's a baby squirrel. Hey, he's just so pretty. So ridiculous. Yeah, I can't move. You could pick him up. You could pick out the baby squirrel?
Starting point is 01:14:32 Is the baby, a baby squirrel and a sugar glider different things, right? I don't know. Let's go back here. I know I got a pee. One more, one more I want to show you guys, I think you'll like this too. Keep on, keep on keep on keep on keep on
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Starting point is 01:15:23 I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. He's really good. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish. He's just saying gibberish.
Starting point is 01:15:44 He's just bit too much. Do you want to talk to him? I have a little problem. And I have a problem. He's just saying gibberish. Really good. I do sound dead. When did you say grrr? Two beers, one cave. Shit.
Starting point is 01:16:00 I mean, you were a while ago. Yes it got. Guys, I hope you enjoyed this burnt orange experience. I'm glad you're bringing some color in your life with the same buddy. I'm bringing some color. Bring some color. You got a bunch more towards it though. Naples off the hook Florida. Naples off the hook. Seven, one, two, three and four.
Starting point is 01:16:17 I got Boston, Massachusetts, last Boston. And you do New Year's in Boston? Just thirty-first. Yeah, I got New Year's last Boston. I got Fort Wayne and Indiana Summit, Comedy Club January 12th, 2014. I got Zany's Nashville March. I'm taking all the February off I think. March two, three and four Zany's.
Starting point is 01:16:34 I got New York, New York, Sony Hall, March 11th. That's one show, maybe two. I'm not sure. Get your tickets at Sony Hall. It's gonna be good. I have one date where we sketch on DC kids where we're getting on DC to early next year So I end the oh he thick toward December 1st through the third that's Providence, Rhode Island the comedy connection
Starting point is 01:16:55 Those souls are shows are almost sold out so we might add some shows But you boys flying to Boston and driving a Providence, Rhode Island that's December 1st through the third flying to Boston and driving a Providence Rhode Island. That's December 1 through the third. Next year we had some dates. We'll start filling it up, but you have Naples coming up in February. You have Oklahoma City to come and wash and spoke in. We have the big Kabaas fight campaign with the Cloud
Starting point is 01:17:18 with Barstools for Rough and Routy. December 9, with Joy Diaz, Dio Vaughan, and Rampage Jackson. We'll be on Think Boy YouTube. That's a Friday, December 9th, December 10th with joy deas, Dio Vaughan and Rampeis Jackson, well, be on Think Boy YouTube. That's a Friday. December 10th, we're doing UFC 282, Cobbass fight campaign with Brian Calon, Sam Tripoli and a very special guest. That's all on Think Boy.
Starting point is 01:17:36 So, Thick Thursday, New Merch drops, the official MLB, Thick Boy, Jersey's dropped, Thursday at 6 a.m. Pacific time. So you have this brown juicy, me rocking now. We have the military, Senator Apadre's one dropping as well. Thursday, you get the matching hats and hoodies dropping as well. And then doing a huge discount on all remaining inventory. So make sure you head over to thickboy.com, this thick Thursday.
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