The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 851: Brendan & Bryan Agree Nick Bosa’s Girlfriend Is The Luckiest Woman Alive

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

The boys talk about Bryan's "best of" shoot with world's strongest man Brian Shaw and explore the question of whether or not he's proportional "everywhere," debate which men's sport yields  athletes with the hottest bodies and in the process discover how hot Nick Bosa's girlfriend is, then discuss why she's the luckiest girl in the world to be with her man, Bryan reveals that his mom was a total hottie back in the day and Brendan questions whether or not she's actually Nancy Pelosi, and look at current events like the cartel leader who recently escaped a federal prison in Florida and the Fruitarians who claim their banana based diet fixed their eyesight and caused them to be entirely free of body odor.  Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk  BetterHelp -  https://betterhelp.com/fighter Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/fighterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hyde the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your lock Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG, my CTV I had to do it Yes, we did Cause we back at it again It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again It's the fight on in the kid

It's the fight on in the kid Back at it again, it's the fight on in the kid It's the fight on in the kid Back at it again, it's the fight on in the kid It's the fight on in the kid It's the fight on in the kid It's the fight on in the kid This is really the fighter in the kid.

Guys, welcome. Let's go. Welcome to fighter and the kid. Fighter and the kid. Fighter and the kid. How about that poster I text you? Old school fighter and the kid. I love it.

The poster I think was, remember we did that tour? We did like Chicago. Yes. Well, it's Milwaukee think was, remember did that tour? We did like Chicago. Yes. Well, it's Milwaukee. Yeah. We did that tour. I have those dope posters made. I remember that.

You know what I said, that was just Edbrough. Just dude, just clean in my office. Look at this thing. So, like, wasn't it hung up? You don't respond. We still do those old school tours. I know tattoo I'm getting. Yeah. We used to do those old school tours. I know tattoo I'm getting. Now I'm a little bit cocky today. I can deadlift 300 pounds.

Okay. Once. And with good form. Once? Probably more than that. But we want to push it. We don't want to push it. This is how you get hurt.

So I'll do it one time. I'll do it one time and Then and work up to it. That's all but you know when you're a certain age you don't want to be getting a little crazy You don't go too nuts Brian didn't post it yet. Oh, no, I'm all right in post. Yeah, you don't go two nuts on it. Yeah You know you know deadlift like when I was doing the when I get crazy in the deadlift and I was just doing the Deadlift? Like when I was doing the, when I was crazy in the deadlift and I was just doing the, did that summer, when I was, I still, that's the number one work that I do.

I'm already back like, I did 600 pounds. My back, I could feel it, go, I was like, woo, I remember thinking after I had done this, cool, I got, I was like, what are you doing? Yeah, who gives us shit? Oh, my child's this help here in life? Yeah, I guess if, you know, like, well, I'll say, I'm sorry,

but no matter who you are, when you start pushing 40, and you're doing that kind of weight, you gotta be careful. Something, something. Well, you just gotta warm up, like, you gotta warm up. You gotta warm up.

But I do enjoy, there's something about, like I lifted heavy, I farmer carried 130 pounds in each hand. I'm sorry. It was a lot, not far, like maybe, you know, I don't know, 10 yards.

Okay. I mean, not far, but the point is that it's heavy for me, right? Yeah. Or maybe 20 yards. Yeah. And then push the sled with Brian Shaw on the sled. All after him. Yeah.

So real crazy listeners, no, you're assuming they all know you're in Denver. I was in Denver with Brian Shaw. I went to his gym, went to his house, worked out with them, ate food with him. And in Denver, he's in the the brine show. I just want you to his gym, went to his house, worked out with them, ate food with him, and in Denver, he's in the outskirts of Denver. We're near there, near Colorado Springs, right? Oh wow.

Did you find Colorado Springs in Denver? No, I've found it in Denver, but it was only, how far? It's only like 25 minutes from the airport. I don't know, I don't want to give up. That's Denver, but we can tell it's city, that's Denver, because the airport's 40 minutes from maybe, because Obama's bunk is under there, you know that. I don't know that reports forty minutes for me because obama's bunkers under you know that but i don't know although cia's bunker

i don't know of you this is these are fact of if there's a nuclear war like the launch of nuclear war get to the flight of the day at the place in Denver and uh... i would go out of the house this is so funny that's him that's right shot measuring his arm to my leg. And I'm not gonna say how that went.

I'm not gonna say how that went, but that would be Brian Shaw. He's so big. Dude, I'm telling you about what he's, what's that shoe's that? Well, I'm glad you asked. Let me guess. There you go. He's got shoe size.

How tall is he, B? He's six, eight. He's 400. How many pounds? 100 too much. Let's say 440 pounds 400 too much. Yeah, four and four 10 four 15 probably 450 could be nice I'll say the size 1617 So why I will say this why so I will say this we I wanted to make them a pair of toe holds I wanted to bring a pair of flip flops but

AG said well have him measure his foot He measured his foot and AG said we don't have a die that big We don't have a because when you make if shoes you have to have a Like a die, you know, like a... Like a little task, you know, to put it. That you cut the leather, because we have to have that made because that's the biggest foot I've ever seen. But why won't you just do two of your biggest

and then cut it and do it? You can't, it doesn't how it works. Okay, because where your foot is and where the arch is, it's all very specific, right? So his foot is over 14 inches long. Well, no, what size is that though? So that would be somewhere around the 19, 19, 20 disaster disaster. Oh, dressing up. Hey, well, but he has to make have his jeans made for him. And thank God they have some stretching

is he shops wherever grill a shop it. There's this. He shops wherever gorilla shop it. There's nothing. He said it's the biggest pain in the ass. The other thing is there are some planes, the man cannot fit in. Oh, that's a sound blast. When he's got a pee in a airplane, you have to keep the door open.

Yeah, he's a silverback gorilla. Yeah, like whatever issues silverback girls have, he has the same problem. Yeah. Like if you want to put jeans on silverback, go ahead. That's right. You're gonna be cutting some cloth? Yeah.

You're talking about, you're talking about a man who is mostly bone and muscle and all of that equals anywhere between 415 and 465 depending. More muscle than bone. And then just so you guys, so again, we're assuming it's like we're talking about four times the rock joints. Four times the rock joints from college Colorado's finest. Yeah, don't you twist it's whatever water he's drinking a little bit out a little bit proud American by the way proud

American I would hope so yeah, I soon use that that's that's his wife she was a cross-bitter and that's Brian that's a real picture right there that's not that's not Photoshop that's the difference in size. And his wife is in shape. His wife's tall too. Oh yeah. She's not tall but she's. Yeah. If he's six eight. Yes, sir. If he's six eight, she's minimum five eleven. Uh, no, not that tall. She's about, she's about five. I don't know. Oh, look at her kids. Yeah, crap. By the way, his kid was four years old. Beautiful little kids. His kid was four, I go, is that the six year old?

She goes, that's the four year old. Yeah, that's four year old. And Brian's carrying your feelings. He's stronger than that. Now, there's Brian, like, looking at me. He's so proportioned, though. Like I said, when I go, your face fits your body. Oh, yeah.

And thank God he grew the go-to, right? Yeah. And looking at how white. Oh, yeah. And thank God he grew the goat teeth, right? Yeah, and look at how wide he is, sir. Don't look at this body. He looks like Mr. Incredible. Like remember Mr. and Co was out of shape and he's trying to get the thing. Yeah, but he was still like, yeah. He's Mr. Incredible.

He's also, here's what you would love about him. And what I love, he's fucking just a silly goose. He's a fun silly goose. He's just one of those guys, just a great guy. Well, Jesus Christ, who cares, reject. Where did he, Eddie Hall, I love Eddie Hall? Eddie is. Hey, Chin, look, where did he grow?

I know he's Colorado Springs guy. Where'd he go to high school in college? I think Colorado, but. He's not a University of Colorado guy. I would know that. Really life. You went to Fort Leopter and high school, excelled in basketball, entered in junior college in Le Hunter, Colorado.

Yeah. Does anything for as far as college? Yeah, yeah, this high school college. Yeah. I kept talking about people who I knew who were strong, and he would go, huh? Huh? Yeah, that's silly.

Why am I talking about this to you? Yeah. You can squat 700 pounds for reps. Cause he was the main guy forever. So world strongest in 2011, 213, 213. 213. Recently, he finished four. He also tied for first. He finished first finished second tied for first and that one to now now the Arnold strongman It's kind of almost bigger like Arnold strongman's a big event. Yeah, yeah, it is

Yeah, it splintered off right so when push and out skew was five time champ. Oh, I still up him as a kid He a lot of the strongest guys went to another division though. So it's a little bit skewed. Um, yeah, I feel like strongman fell off a little bit. I mean, that Eddie Hall, he's a personality. Yeah. Who's gonna ask you is big was personality, right? Yeah. You know, yeah, I'm aware. Um, but I feel like strongman back in the day with like Pujanowski and some of those other guys that Maximus or whatever It was so big and then also to mr. Olympia because they had those personalities I feel like the the mr. Olympia and the strong ones kind of Like they're not very good social media, so it's not like in the limelight anymore

Yeah, I like this back to this underground thing. Yeah, me name a big bodybuilder. Yeah, that's true. They that is something I think that's not lost on that. Well, then the Thor from from Game of Thrones was a strong man. Yes, he was a world champion. He was world champion at one point. Yeah. That's Sevekis. Sevek, he was the man.

Yeah, he's the Polish team all fit. Yes. Now, I believe that is the biggest strong man to ever walk the man. Yeah, he's the poster team all fit. Yes. Now all I believe that is the biggest strong man to ever walk the earth. I think Thor's bigger. So Thor and here about the same no, for his taller. I think there are almost seven foot. Well, he said they were about the same height. Um, and they both are, uh, even click on their both about the same height. Well, he said he's six nine. Yeah, six and that's in Brian. They say six eight about six nine. No, but about the same Yeah, and now but here's the difference six eight. Yeah, but here's the difference

Brian is a hundred pounds heavier. That's right. That's insane. It's insane. I've never seen I'm telling you you ever seen pictures of Thor in high school I've never seen I'm telling you you ever seen pictures of Thor in high school. Uh, he looked like you at seven foot tall. Well, so he was he was this big. Yeah. Well, so Brian Shaw, the last time he was 200 pounds was when he was 11. And he used to work on his. Look at that. Yeah.

Wow. Go to early picture of Brian. Shell, but, but, but. But Brian was a basketball player and he played, he grew up working on his uncle's farm, sir. So when he was 11, 12 years old, he was bailing 60 pounds, bail of hey, so he was always just strong as shit. Hey, B, let's take a little break

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Want to try. Now let's get back to the program. Look, that's back on day young branch. He give A.G. want to try. Now let's get back to the program. Look, that's back on a day young branch all. He's massive. Yes. Yes. Just always crazy strong. Isn't it weird like him, world champion, Thor world champion on a basketball background? Yes. Well, the thing about Brian is that he's super competitive in everything he does. If you challenge him to something, he's a deeply football. Yeah, because they said to him, they said, you're too tall to be a strong man.

That's what they said. And he goes, what? And he goes, it's impossible for you to be the strongest man in the world. And he goes, well, you can't say that to me. He's that kind of guy. But I'm telling you, dude, forget all that. He says humor.

Fun guy. You would love him. He's one of us. He's a silly goose who just loves to play. Oh, no, I've always rude from him because he called out a boy yeah like when he is when I would tell you he's just a fucking great guy I had so much fun with him now did you witness his meal plan I didn't witness his meal plan oh really you only had one meal he made me lunch what was the lunch it was a demure lunch it was

just it was about two and a half pounds of grass-fed beef. Like a steak or a ground up. Ground up lean grass-fed steak. White rice. White rice and mashed sweet potatoes. Yep, there you go. And some sea salt. And not much seasoning.

No, it was delicious. Oh, was it nice? It was nice. Well, they get good with it because they get to eat like that bullshit all the time. And I had eaten, and I was working on the sleep So I got there and I did a whole workout all you die right now and then daddy ate that whole thing all you're right now Oh, man makes you feel like all your friends all that's right now makes you feel good. Yeah, I'll do that stuff and they're so good at it

Because that's all they eat that bland bullshit without to get her and there was positive. Oh, you had another meal Oh, yeah, we got the dinner at this place called mercantile in in Oh, yeah, we had the dinner at this place called mercantile in in Colorado and Union Station But that's what was that same with Union Station amazing. Yeah, you haven't been in a while. No, that's our spot That's a coffee shops. There's just things in there. Yeah, yeah, and by the way in the hotel across street state of the Crawford Right there right there. It's where you want to stay. Yeah, yep, yep, and and stayed there Shout out to the Crawford great hotel. Yep, mercantile Unbelievable food like Jellina you we I got it. We got it. What's a big man eat? So the big man what we got there and we ordered everything on the menu basically because I lost a bet

I lost a bet. What's the bet? lifting competition whose weather is like my leg or his arm was bigger. I'm just gonna leave it that. It's an easy bet Okay, yeah, I mean, too. Other way, I don't wanna give too much away, but the point is, well, we ate some food there. Oh, the bet was dinner, and he had- They had venison.

No, the most this be. Did he bring the kiddos and the wife? He did not, although they were invited. It was the big band, the World Champ, you and my crew. And my crew. That's not terrible not bad And I and and I he goes I won't eat pasta, but he goes you got any potatoes So he's all about power food then dessert and he goes

Do you have cheesecake? Oh, I bet he didn't have cheesecake and he goes I'm good then I went why I go to cheesecake's that's a power meal He's it's all the calories. It's all about... Oh, the calorie. It's all about power. It's all about whatever he believes his best for his... Anything she's capable of. She's capable of power? That would be the only dessert he would probably allow himself to have. He's very strict about that. Because all calorie dense maybe?

Yeah, and he said the hardest thing is eating. Like, do we have the amount they have to eat? That's what's tough. You ever see Bradley Mornas and what the grossest thing here where he was, he goes, well, I took a bunch of tuna and put it in a blender with some orange juice and just drank it down. That is so savage.

And that's exactly what I wanna hear out of Branch Hall. That's like any, by me. Savage shit. That's a, tuna. Yeah. In a can, in oranges, just for a little glue-close, that sugar and then the the lean protein from tuna correct Probably ran out of protein powder was like I got it. Yeah

Have you ever like put on weight like that where you're eating all the time like I've had to you've had to it's Misurable it's miserable right when you're not hungry and you can eat a lot But you don't want to eat you know, I really don't eat that much. Yeah, you actually don't especially now like well You're you're actually your body sensitive. You're actually pretty sensitive, right? So like I don't know. You don't tell well. We don't sleep. You know You know, you're not a guy who can just no I'm not like I let you just powers through it like having to eat when you're not hungry and like in like in the two hours enjoy that shit Like yeah, in football

They always want to put on weight and like in the summers, I'm like trying to grill states. You know how much money I have? This fucking, at the time is the answer. Jumama has white rice, right? And the white rice, they change that name, I think. But the white rice and you're just down in that. The calories. The calories.

And then you just feel sluggish. It's not natural. No. And then back then we have like the pills were digestive enzymes like break it down. Right. You don't look good. Yeah, when you see a lot of these guys who are like

and forget strong men, just guys who are fitness models. Like they look a certain way. That's a full time job a lot of times. Like the amount of work you have to do is my thing. If you have, if I have to weigh my, listen to get, I was just saying, everybody weighs their flissin' to get the shred, Bill, to get a six pack, to look like those guys in the movies,

and the fitness industry, and your way in your food, and count every calorie, there's nothing on this planet that I would be willing to do that. If they're like, hey, if you just stick this for three, no, it's exhausted. Did I tell you that I meet with this guy a long time ago, and he goes He goes So what do you want from your you know, we were talking about exercise

I'd like to put on more muscle because how much you want to put on I go I'd love to be 180 He goes all right. You want to be 180 or 180 five? I go well. I don't have that genetics He goes of course you do. I mean, what do you want to be? I'd love to be 180 180 185 You know, I'll shit. You seem so some carbon, 200. He goes, all right. And he emailed me a meal plan. And what I have to weigh out and stuff. I just do all that shit. I can't sit it and I went, this is never how.

I do all that shit. This is never happening. When my freshman in college, I was under size, so I put all that, I used to do that meal plan, drink the shakes, the high calorie shakes. Fuck. I had it in my dorm room. You're farting all the time?

Oh, dude. It was so stupid. I know a guy who woke up every four hours, he'd eat every four hours, including at night. Yeah. He'd wake up and eat, and he was like, my, I just was farting. No, not that.

My body was just, it can't be a alarm at two in the morning to eat. Will your body never like really reset? It's always concy in the work mode. Ages. Ages. mode, making things down. Oh no, yeah. What on the diet did you not like? Like you looked at it,

what stuck out of something where it was happening? It wasn't that it was just, I just, I knew I wasn't gonna eat that many times a day and also I knew I wasn't going to weigh my food and I also knew I wasn't going to, I just am not that guy. You also didn't want it that bad, but you know what you don't now?

There was no reason for me to do that. When I was cutting down to two, I got to get to two 18. There's like meal plans, and I got down to two 21, but there's meal plans now where they literally they give it all the exact portions to eat this. You're gonna make this way. I remember that. And even after three weeks, I was like,

you carry two 45 very easily. Yeah, but I was 221. I was you know I still wasn't like shred film. I didn't feel that great. You've never really fluctuated in your way. You're pretty consistent. Yeah, you know, sometimes I'll see you like you were lifting heavy for a while. Oh, you're been I was like, Oh, you're you're as big as a human being. Well, then Brian Shaw says, hold my sausage. That's the thing. I always think of you as super strong what you are. But then you go in the world.

I know, you're like, oh, you're the strong. And also, he's so much bigger. It was like when I saw you with Justin Tuck and Alden Smith. And you're like, oh. Dude, I mean, you think of Bren as a big fucking guy, right? And then I saw him standing there at a wedding with Justin Tuck and Alden Smith. They're two defensive ends.

Yeah. And I went, well, my friend is a civilian and rather skinny and normal. Yeah, I looked like me. I looked like Jared Lettl. But you looked like me. I was like, I'll Brennan. You're like, Patreon, like, absolutely. Yeah, I went out Brennan small. And then of course, I got up next year. No, I'm like me. I looked like Jared let on it, but you look like me. I was like my brother like patreon like absolutely. Yeah, I went out Brennan small and then of course I got up next year. Oh fuck. No, but what does that make me compare me to Brian Shaw like in the weightroom.

It's like watch my special like I like burrs better. You know, bill burns been 40 years the best of the best. The number one guy, his friends have been doing seven years. So his strength strength so he was he was he said let's see what you can do let's see but you can pinch and lift I actually cleared the top rack I was all right I got this thought much weight you know I pinched nothing it was like 40 pounds or something or maybe maybe 60 pounds or yes something it Pinching's tough. I pinching, I had chalk. I pinched it, I picked them.

You chocked up, dude? I was chalked up. We chocked up. We chocked up. God, I love chalking up. Oh, I learned nothing makes it gives me more of a so much fun job. I'll do the LeBronum.

And then I'll even put it on my, just jigs, take that. So I'll put it like all over. Like I've been doing it for hours. Well, with that's all put it like all over like I've been in for hours Well with his gym which probably a million dollars with a equipment. I I can see getting into Lifting heavy and feeling stronger like even for me. I was like I could I could if I was younger I it would be a it would be a thing Like I love when I'm in that mode where I'm like all right Let's put on way get really strong. Oh, yeah, I love it in the feeling. I love it

Oh, I'm gonna completely honest. I'm seeing, all right, let's put on a way to get really strong. I love it and the feeling, I love it. Oh, I'm being completely honest. I'm seeing a gym in two months. You having? No, I just, I go through these phases because thing I've been doing, it's probably for a year. I go through these phases and I'm like, no,

I, literally, the site driving by, I'm like, oh, it's interesting. And I, I get it. I get it. And I could walk in there right now, probably do 25, 25 times, like it's just natural for me, but I don't drive by, I'm like, I get it. And it's just like, and I could walk in there right now probably do two twenty five twenty five times Like it's just natural for me, but yeah, I don't drive by I'm like hmm. I get it

And it's just like and I used to force myself and I'd be like miserable and I'm like just take a break Dude like you my dad's like, yeah hold on You start like this a lifestyle for you. It's like it's not like you're never gonna go back He was maybe just been doing it so you've been running so hard. You have just take a break from that You've done it so consistent. Oh, yeah Oh my life so if you just not been working out for two months. Just take a break from that. And you've done it so consistently. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. So if you just not been working out for two months,

I don't think I've been running. No, I ride my bike. And I'll go on hikes, but as far as like, it's fine. No, just take a break. Sometimes you just don't want to be lifting weights. Then I thought, you know, the music, the atmosphere, you're not even hungry.

I just don't, I don't know. Can you just get that far? Can you ride your bike? I've also been running hard, man. I did six weekends in a row You know, it's just like I'm tired and then I won't spend more time with the kids I'm like it's a lot I call it hygiene So I do my 20 minutes every other day and it's a tough 20 minutes. Yeah, that's enough

Yeah, that's all I that's all I mean I'm saying I try to buy it. It's like I don't want to be yeah I couldn't believe I deadlifted 300 pounds. I want to see you get it at the 400 If it was a crossbar and I worked at it, I think I could do. I know for a fact you could do 100. Yeah, but if you did, you did an incremental pro. Yes, and B was it like, and they're like, come on, Brian. Yeah, how does that work?

It wasn't that hard for me, to be honest with you, to be honest with you. He said, today even said you didn't shake. You just, like I set my body and I just fuck you have to pause you have to pause on the quads no oh yeah you probably do I mean well I would 400 for sure if you like committed to it I have to work it there I don't know if I would do that that's dangerous that's what I can say depends how much you're willing to sacrifice I don't want to do anything right yeah 350 and then he's back. I'm gonna go see my back. Right, 350 and then, he said, Brian said to me,

he said, if you can do the weight with perfect form, that's how you stay injury free. It's when you, your back arches and you're 55. That's when you're maxing out. Your socks. I'm not doing that. You're form, you're form, but the same in competition. That's just like, by any means nothing.

I ain't doing that. And then my back goes, say less, daddy. Kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuk Of course I asked camera on camera on camera. I'm watching now. I was gonna pass this one No, no, you'll like it and I said I said now what that you're I said your head I said I do I you got an adorable face. I like that your head is proportion with your body Favorite part about you got a button nose you got a button sure you got a button nose get those big dick beaters Yeah, big dick eater hands for fingers. You got hands, you got feet. This high noise is a girthy dick. Those fingers.

Correct, sir. And I said, now let me ask you, was God, did God complete the job? Did God go all the way from head to toe? Or did God take a coffee break when He's doing the dick? Or did He take a coffee break when He was doing the dick? Did the God hit the space bar when He hit that dick? And Brian said, Brian looked at me and goes

Everything is proportional He got he got he narrowed his eyes. He got quiet at first. He goes yes To both questions. I just got chills. I know I go. Yeah, I know that thing is nice But I love I love the coffee break metaphor. Yeah. Because apparently, the shack, and shackle thing, took a little coffee break. Yeah. Cause not everyone's like, well, small date,

cause he's, whatever, some sort of, I'm like, small, small. Small, small. Cause I'm thinking, shack, God, I'm gonna gave you everything. I'm gonna take a break here. Cause you know what God does a lot of times? He says, you can't have everything.

Well, also, you might have to go power nap. Might have taken a power nap. You can't have everything. Also, you might have to go power nap. Might have to take it a power nap. You can't have everything, right? I wish Brian Charles, I also chalk up when I jack up. Cause I need the grip. There you go. Need the grip. Need the grip.

Don't do that, please. Don't do that. I mean, I bet that things. Yeah. Some balls like a fucking great dame too, huh? Yeah. Although I wonder if do that. I mean, I bet that things. Yeah. Some balls like a fucking great day too, huh? Yeah. Although I wonder if he mad. Is he mad at not in Game of Thrones?

Is he a little gem monster? I like that guy so busy with his business. That guy's so busy with his business. So on supplements on that stuff. Oh my god. You know what I like about him too? I watch him take his own supplements, watch him take his own shit,

and I thought that was pretty cool because what's right here. He said to me, he had partnered up with people with for the supplement business, supplements, watch him take his own shit. And I thought that was pretty cool because Rahab was, he said to me, he goes, he had partnered up with people with for the supplement business and it's dirty. It's a dirty business. Oh yeah. You know, people just short in the protein. The only way I can do this is if I do this myself.

And I just fell in love with the guy. I fell in love with the guy. It sounds like it. I just fucking love it. Did I have this big thick G.C. deck? No, no, you'll be honest, dick too. And we're gonna get him here I've been on his dick is from Colorado. I got a seat

I think you can fit in that chair absolutely not he so I did this his podcast and His chair was so big. I was like what he goes. Yeah, I had him custom made these are my chair Oh, I bet his beds custom made whatever week would he he pride drives a truck. He drives a giant 350 He loves he goes I I he can't fit in fucking sports cars and he likes cars. And he goes, I can't, I can't, there's no sports car I can fit into. He goes, I, I'm too big to even, to be a car guy because he could, like, what some of the NBA guys do, they have the, they get a custom make the seats or they go all the way back.

Now you look terrible. No, that's not his problem. It's not length. It's the width He doesn't have his hips are too wide his body's too wide bump Yeah, you got watch this we can't play any of this on air. Oh really? It's you too. Yeah, it doesn't matter. That's his content. I didn't know that yeah, he's squatted a car That's this truck. Yeah, of course he has that truck What's that thing? Oh, of course he has that truck.

What's that thing? Oh, the same how much it weighs. Oh, he's truck shopping and car squatting. Oh, that's the control of the thing that picks up the truck. Is it a Prius? He's so big. No, Baba, he's so big.

Look at that, look at that phone. No, even his facial hair is big. I know. The phone looked like a tick, tick, tick, tick. We were drinking wine and he, and my friend goes to him and goes, look at that wine glass in your hand. Now you don't wanna say too much of this

because he deals with us all the time but his wrists are what've got me. His wrists are so thick. Can we remember? I couldn't, that's my hand. Rolex, not for him? No, I don't know. He's not finding anything.

But also, look at it. He's so jacked. Is that Raptor or no? No, that's a Shelby F-2 50. Yeah, that's what he has. That's right. Yeah. F-150 Shelby.

He's a sick. Look at him next to his truck. Yeah. He's not truck. He looks like wreck it. Well, strong man. He's just tonight. And when you're that big, it's just life complicated.

Yeah. You know, Shaq, this funny, even Shaq, when he's single for a side piece, he was hooking up with her so much. She goes, I come one day and these people drop off the sped and they start sending up. And he's like, hey, if I'm gonna be over there, I have to be able to fit in the bed and put in like this custom giant fucking round bed.

He's like, I can't sleep. I can't sleep on the floor if we're gonna hang out. It's not easy. It's not easy. And Shoe's, I think Sha shats like size 22 or something. Fun one shoe or something, yeah. Disaster. Like, if you're a sneaker at like the shoe drops,

yeah, none for you. But there's none for you. Would you say he's the most astonishing athlete given his size and? He's fucking up there when he's young. For when he was like a rookie, when he could run the court, dunk, dribble, nuts. But you know who's bigger than him?

Hold on. Hold on. LeBron? No, I mean, LeBron's a fucking freak, but he's like 6-8. The Greek feller, the MVP. Really? Yeah, he was the honest. Yeah, he is. From Milwaukee. Yeah. It's the Haltolicy.

The honest, what's the slats? That you can shoot. You can do it all? Yeah, yeah. Like, Jack can shoot. So he's six and a half. That's his body bring, let me see. Jack. That's his fucking body. I think his two brothers too

and they're also in their bid. Uh, he's originally from somewhere in Africa, yeah. Uh, yeah, he's black, Brian. No, no, he's from gristhus he grew up in gristhus but his family my immigrated from somewhere in africa yes 100% that's what that's him

but look how big he is but then he's different than like a david robinson or like even a shakas he can dribble finesse the ball like move he's just a super free shakas to your point though shakas a freak is always yeah look at his body look at that oh. Look at that. Oh my God, and Shred is, I mean, that's stupid. My stomach doesn't even look like that.

He's the best basketball player in Earth though. He is. Yeah, yeah. Look at his arms. Now the guy who went MVP and deserved it for Denver Nuggets, Jokovitch, doesn't look like that, but he's so skilled. Look at how weightlifting.

That's interesting. That's interesting. That's interesting. Hold on here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It says Janus put on 51 pounds of muscle since entering the NBA.

Everybody calm down. Well, how old was he when he entered? This could help us. He was young. He was young. So you have to give that up. You get a little bit of that up and he probably never lifted ways before this 51 pounds of muscle and it's like was it all muscle? Yeah, he grew he grew into it. He's only 28 So how old was he when he entered professional career? But no, he said the NBA so yeah to them 13. Yeah

Yeah, okay, so if he's 28 you've been playing since the eight. Yeah, that makes sense That makes sense. I got a grown man body. Yeah, it's got a lot of body. Yeah, that's him in 2014 Now when you when you got like that is super athlete Lifts waste and so much food you're you're gonna gain every takes it serious 2016 here You do run a lot you do run a lot. It're gonna get it serious 2016 here You do run a lot you do run a lot. It's then so it's 2016 here That's keep moving 2018. Okay, put a little bit more size. Yeah I just want to pretend he grew into his man's body, you know listen steroids, okay? There's a elephant in the room there There's a elephant in the room.

Friend. And that elephant's on decka, right? Friend. There's a elephant in the room and it's just- Just because his delts look like cantaloupes is not a reason for you to say that. You want to play a fun game, Natty or not? Bring up David Robinson.

Now he was, Natty. Sure. Was he? Because they didn't test back then. Oh, was he, sir?? Oh bring up his shoulders for me No, he was such a freak, but he was always a freak He was always there looks insane Those are rock hard look at that and

You are suggesting that maybe Why wouldn't you is that him there? I think some of this, this might be Photoshopped, I think, yeah, this has to be Photoshopped. I don't know. No, they were always big, but not like that. No, one where his arms are down, with the spurs fit the number 50 jersey, right above you chin, right above there.

That one? Yeah, good on that. That's how he looked. Yeah, he looked like that. Oh, when he got older in his career. And he was seven feet tall. I don't know or when he got older square and he was seven feet tall i don't know how tall he was david rompson was easily seven feet tall

uh... go ahead and take a look at how tall he was now that's crazy someone okay okay so there's one guy that i believe that was playing back then was on steroids only one guy so that back then was the hate it John Stockton was on the liver king stack listen No, I'm just kidding the one guy who was on was in on it guaranteed Manu ball and Larry bird manu ball Larry had some really aggression problems, but manu ball I can co-sign

I saw him in person didn't touch a thing he was from the Sudan I've never seen anybody that's kidding my son bowl bowl is a beast like look at his his arms are like there's just like Pipes from a pile. I saw his legs and stuff. It was so weird. He knew it was tough for him to walk around like that He's he died, right? No, he's still alive about dear. You know what even do it? What? The new or a new ball then died. I thought he did die. Did he? Yeah, he did. Who would rather be there's a patient that would rather be Spud Webb? Spud Webb.

Spud Webb. Spud Webb. Spud Webb. Me too, Spud Webb. Yeah, it died in 2010. Oh, he's so young. He was, he was seven foot seven. So you're not.

Seven, seven, two hundred pounds. Yeah. And then his son's a ball or two. Now he gets to have him, I think he might still be on there, but. Yeah, I'd rather be spud you'd rather you're living way longer. Oh, yeah Spuds the shit. You want to be great. Daniel want to be a chihuahua. Chihuahua was live for fucking ever Spring chihuahua. Yeah, that's bowl bowl there. Seven two and you can hit three's is that right? Yeah, that's a summit there Just looks just like his dad Dan is bowl Yeah, that's a something that just looks just like his dad. Dan, that's bobo.

That's Sudanese, that's not uncommon in Sudan. Toss people in the world. They say that Dutch are, but the dinka and the nua toss people in the world. Again, gun to the head who's not in steroids, that guy. Yeah, that might be a good guy to be on. You gotta be careful with your heart when you're that tall and there's a lot of issues.

Oh, everything. But the kid who's a number one prospect is, they list them at, I think, 72. And he has the handles and shooting actually of like a Kevin Durant. But he's 72 and he's from Paris. He's gonna be the number one pick. There's things the best town we've seen since LeBron.

What? He's 72 can handles shoot these shots and nuts. He scored like 40 points in the NBA like Preseason thing they don't Vegas. How do you guard him? Wemba Nyomba. That's him. Everyone's gone in for a seven four once in a millennium projee. Here's the thing They say seven four. They have a picture him next to the guy who plays an NBA for the he's played for the jazz for Milwaukee now He's seven like two. he's way taller than him. Way taller.

Good, God. That's a tall man. Dude, look at that. He was seven for 11, three point shot. His fingers are, they go on for days. He's got those ET fingers. They go on for days. I'm sorry, but I have to see.

No, it's pretty. His fingers go on for days. That's insane looking. Oh my God. Yeah, he's got. But he's like a great day and out there. Like he's flop go on for that's insane looking. Oh my god. Yeah, he's got But he's like a great day and out there like you he's flopping. You know, he's so big and they shouldn't be that You know coordinated. It's not stupid. Everyone's on his nuts. Yeah, he's did just go on for days I everyone's on them big long yep. Yep. Yep Look at him some for and he's lead us. Oh, he can move. Oh, yeah, seven at this. Oh, he can move. Oh yeah.

Seven Ford, dude? Yeah, he can move. But he's also got, look at that. And the homeboy's still young, right? So homeboy's gonna be filling out. I think he's like 17. He's like 16. So he might be 16.

Oh, that's too sweet. Look at the way he shoots. The problem is, he can do a fade away. So all the NBA stars like tweetin' about him, because it was first like, it wasn't the NBA but it was like the thing that they do the camp that the NBA does. And he was going against another really good guy

who was the draft high. He hung like 50 points on the fucking day. You can't stop, but fade away. No. But he's 18. He's 18, yeah. He's almost two tall. When I watch him I go,

he ain't stopping that fade away. That's what I said. From the stand, I do. I go. He's almost two tall. When I watch him, I go, you ain't stopping that fit away. That's what I said. From the stand, I do. I go. He does look flocking the door. You ain't stopping that fit away. Then I'll take it from here, B. Let's take a little break.

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Yeah, he's coming. Okay. And that nuts. And it just everybody want him. Airbody. Airbody tanking. Airbody. Look at him there.

Just a young 16-year-old. Yeah, so skinny. Because when I first heard about it, I looked him up. And it was like French high school. It's just him and these little small French guys. White guys, I was like, well, yeah, he's 7-4. Yeah. Plenty of getting so old.

That is weird skinny and tall. That's weird skinny and tall. Yeah, that's alarming there, right? Almost like that. You'd have him on a weight lifting program and a food program. I'll run a heavy stack. Got a run a heavy stack because that's food Jump through the roof

Yeah, cuz I feel like he's strong, but he could be broken That kids a baller next to them really yeah play that you can say I'm a favorite body to be honest with you like I it's a disaster. Yeah, you don't look cool in anything No, I only look cool on a Basketball cool. Yeah, like outside of that you look ridiculous. Yeah, I'd way rather like when they dress up It's like holy shit like the guy smells great. That's a good body But you know, I'd like to look like a professional the guy on the right like sick. Yeah, like who do you think who do you think have? Okay, I'm gonna give you best bodies ready athletes watch so I'm gonna give you best bodies, right? Out of athletes. I watch. So I'm gonna give you soccer players, on average,

and this is average, soccer players. Which is small. Swimmers. Oh no. Water puller players. Oh, how? Wide receivers in the NFL, middle line backers, basketball players. On average.

The best was the word, well, you, water pulling swimming, take out, right? Well, water pull poll players have very good bodies but swimmers don't have asked for legs really now that no there but they're built like the billx stingrays good bodies though handsome tall and the legs are nothing little skinned yeah i gotta see i need i need no ass either in the wears i need more in the ass more in the legs personally i need some more trunks correct you feel me uh i mean definitely NFL like D N's,

or like outside linebackers. Like a Nick Boasa. Stupid boy, fine. Stupid. Ball. Nick Boasa? Boy, a Nick Boasa. Fine.

We went to the game and we were close. We were close. And my girl goes, where's Groplo? I go, Groplo looks like a turd next to... Look at how Boasa, she goes, where's Boasa? It's not fair to be that good looking fuck off. Oh well And he's up for a NFL MVP and he's missed a ton of games. He's such a baller. Look at him now He was the first picker that I fell I mean brother was the first. I would wear that all the time I'd wear it all the time I

Wear that fucking sleeveless That sleeveless body glove and those fucking shorts. That's a get out of here with your arms and pits. Yeah, I would I would you got it. I would I'm with you I'd only wear that or no or no t-shirt. I'd be like the liberty of football. Oh fuck off. I wear hat shirts He's a look at his abs. He's such a freak. His jawline. He's got hair. I'm a piece of shit Somebody put me out of my misery. Look at him. It went to the game and it was Niners vs. Rams.

My girl was like, where's Gropwell? I'm like, oh, you don't know. She's what he made me on. Yeah, you don't know. You never see Nick Bosa. He makes Gropwell look like shit. And Gropwell is so nice. And she's like, once he went to Nick,

I'm like, the big boy down there, 97. Why don't you get your peepers on them, her mouth was drooling and so was mine. No, both of us. Well, I would out of respect, you must let your lady, dip her toe in the pool of sin. Oh, like a dowry? Or like a sign jersey?

You've got to understand that in life, there is a pecking order and you and I are very aware of that. We've done fine, but if your girl wants to dip or toe in the pool of sin, take a little R and R from spending time with you. Not Grapplo, not him. He's a stud, too. He's out for the season, but Grapplo, listen, he would have been the reason the 90s don't win the Super Bowl and he broke his foot, but he dates porn stars, so he's cool. But Bosa, Bosa, sir, Bosa, I'm gonna have to, if he's looking at my grigot, yeah dude, go ahead.

Hey, I'd say, you're in, is that him really? Yeah, I'd say, I'm gonna take the wheels a little bit. Look at him, I kicked the wheels. Are you kidding me though? I'm gonna take the wheels. Yeah, kick the wheels. Kick the wheels a little bit. You want to kick the wheels?

Because, hey, hey, bow sir, if you wanna play with the trunk, if you wanna play with the trunk, she opens business. Listen, if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna, don't us in the field,

I'd say I'm talking about butt sex. He go, he go, oh, Jesus. Hey, hey, you're pushing things. My girl, that's his girl. Looks like it. Well, he,

she's so lucky. Looks like it. Well, he- She's so lucky. He gets all- Right? Right. She should be- She should wake up every morning thanking her fucking lucky stars. I want to clip a little bit of the whole thing, you know.

This is classic. He should wake up every morning pray to God. Women, oh my God. Go back to what- She she's in a go back to that. That's her If this one picture of her, man. Oh my Lord. Yeah, that's her dude. Well, no, this picture is like a Snitch dude. It was in double. Yeah, you get what you hate model and TikTok sensation. She should be You get the washing his feet Dude, she's so hot. She. Well, they're both impossibly hot. If you were in the naked, she's looking. She's so lucky. She's so hot. But of course, dude, I get

you're both you're the captain of fucking foreign edge. You're going NFL. Even play the year No, I went there look it. I think this her. I lost all energy at my body. I mean I feel weak me too I don't know who I'm more attracted to me neither. I'm so confused right now. I'm so gay God damn it. I'm also in love with her. She came here right now is like Listen if you kill Brian and how much you love, if you kill Brian, they'll all spend the night with you. I would choke you on. And you'd have tears in your eyes.

Not, not, not. I'd be like, so tears of joy. Yeah, tears of joy. And then after, after I bust my nut, it'd be so sad. Maybe so sad. But during, well I'm thinking about this. You'd be so sad. But, but you know, they, they, they,

only three hundred followers. That was in here. They're in there. 23,000. I'm not sure there's the same girl though it's same name. Hey, I'm not sure Same that's her chick. All right. I'm just saying I'm not sure. I'm with them in fact perfect That'll take you over that'll take you over that'll take you over that that spell binding you murder for her I'll murder for her Jenna murder for high if she goes can you rob a bank for me? I go about is it a US bank? I got to start organizing the US banks are pretty strict, but I'll try my best What if I if I I'd say hey if I go to slammer for five to seven years you wait for me right you and pay me conjugal

Vids, look at that wait go which one? I just keep going. I feel sick. Yeah go to that one right there We that one brought you under a boob. Oh, he saw him out the red shirt. The red shirt. Yeah. The red shirt. Well, look, I mean. Better think twice. I mean, yeah, that's,

I like the quotes, too, man. Make you think. If you're bosa, that's what happens. If you're bosa, now when bosa takes a sure off, she goes, I'm so lucky. Oh, every morning she's shut. Otherwise otherwise he needs to get someone else. Yeah, I'll do it Yeah, no, no, she's every washing his fucking feet. What's both away? I got it in I got it in I'm trying to 60 shredville on in his brother Joey Bosa's brother is the captain of the charges It's so stupid. Oh, and then his brother, Joey,

both says brothers, the captain of the charges. He says, yeah, mom, mom, mom, six, whoever, whip, take mom, pure, white, me. We gotta take mom's, we gotta take mom's womb, womb and figure out a way to put that into other women so that we have super soldiers. Take off the screen.

I got one more. Don't wanna hear in the hot tub. Can I. Change, take it off the screen. I got this one more. I don't wanna hear in the hot tub. Can I see both his parents? I wanna see who made that. Hey, but you know what's going on? I bet they have like the weird third brother who didn't get the same genetics. Oh boy.

He's like, he's like their manager. He's like me walking around all angry. He's the manager, but he gets a hot chick just from the runoff of his brothers. Now, the other brother, you know, phenomenal athlete. Is that dad? So dad playing NFL 2 and Uncle. Oh, okay.

They're all studs. Yeah, look at the dad right there. Yeah. What's wrong? Did that one? Let me see that one where, I wanna see dad with his arms. No, the one where then the gym chair.

Yeah, in the gym, gym. Third man, you're the worst, Chin, huh? I am the one here, this one. How are you bad as hell? There you go. This one. That's go. That's dad. That's dad. Well dad's built like a brick shit house.

We play, he was at former NFL. Also dad don't work out with all those wrist bands. He's got a very big head himself. That's a big head. Big jaw. Big jaw. And those are the worst. He looks like the French guy from Mike Tyson's punch out.

Hit it, Chad. Get ready for this. The French guy who holds the rose from Mike Tyson's punch out. Hit it, Chad. Get ready for this. The French guy who holds the rose from Mike Tyson's punch out is their dad on steroids. Brennan's always on top of this. I've never met anybody who's better at this. Yeah, I got it. No, wait, which one?

I don't remember these things. How are you able to dance? No, the original. Yes, right there. Oh my god. No, it was the other one the original. Yes, right there. Oh my god. No, it was the other one's better. But that's him. That is him.

Wow. This is Brenda's gift. It's a weird gift. Such a gift. It's such a god game. Bo said all the town of the world. And then he was like, I can't stop. Who's the better player among the brothers?

Right now is Nick because he's playing, I think Joey's out for the season. But they're both ridiculous. But Nick Bo says, I mean, I see Joey's out for the season, but they're both ridiculous, but Nick Bosa is, I mean, fun on the, or is that Nick Bosa? That's Nick on the far right. Those are the both Fletto House, yeah. Rare it is, tab two brothers playing the NFL. You know, Rare is and dad, but it's all genetic, isn't it?

And uncle. There's the dad, and for the dolphins. That's the mother. And uncle? Look at the mom. Is it now, is it just the two of them to have a younger one who's you know kind of like the smart like you know i don't know mom mom is no slow slow cheater a mom's big strong

mom's a hundred percent yeah mom's who needs to be played in gold that's impressive if you type in nick boasts uh brothers, is it just those two? I think so. Mom's got big bones. You see mom's bones? Mom's got brother, a little bit of sugar. Yes, mom's got brother, shoulders.

That's a good call. There's only two of them, so there's not a third one who hates his life. So you got boys, you got boys with some speed. You got some speed on them. Dude, if those were my signs, if that was Tycoon Bossin, I'd have a San Diego Charger tattoo or L.A. Charger tattoo on the side of my neck here.

A nine-year tattoo on the side here. And I'd just end up, let's say, yep, they're mine. Yeah, yep. I would have tattoo I'd have. And I'd say, son, don't bring your girl around holidays. You know what, my tattoo would be, if I was one of them, my tattoo would be, shhh, she's so lucky.

She's so lucky. Oh, if you're Nick Bose of that. Yeah, she's so lucky. Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y. She's lucky. That's what I mean. Lucky, the Bose of Bros. Stunna.

Why don't you take some time to grow? But you can already see he's a thick fuck, big heads. And also they were, they were schooled in the game of football by dad, right? Yeah, their dad played, it was number 90. Dad's got a hell of a head of hair. Is he an Italian stallion? Boses a talent, yeah.

That's Italian. What else are they? I'm gonna make a call right now. I'm gonna make a call. They got out of some Dutch or or they got a lot of the tlavic the tl momm somebody somebody's slobic let me see

the not pure tion are they all i guess if the death played for my army other group in florida yeah they might be some of the person cuban in there no no no no no they don't put stuff. They it's part because they're white No dad the other white and they don't steal this from us Brian. I try you woke fuck, but They're white dad was the first from draft and so was their uncle. Okay Okay, uncle and cousin also playing that I felt and the grand uncle Mike Poblin then a felt they're all They're all great grants and the former Chicago outfit,

Tony, a card up. They're all a dad. But, but they stayed disciplined and let me tell you why. They stayed disciplined because I'm going to tell you what the other. No, because the men said, I might be attracted to small women. I might be attracted to skinny dancer over there. I'm marrying a farm girl.

I'm going to marry my equivalent as a woman. I need a big bone strong athletic woman. And that's when you get freaks. You got mom. Yes, I do. Mom's gotta be, mom's gotta be, you know, it takes two to tango. You can't just, when the jeans come to the dad, but yeah, here, yeah. Yeah. But look at you're like, Joe's athletic. Joe comes like Joe's strong muscular, her brother's stuff. Her haunches are insane. Yeah.

So your boys have good, there's some good. Thank God my boys got her calves. Yeah. She has big calves. Yeah. Big calves. Yep. Yeah, I don't come from my family tree, not good.

Your dad fucked up. Because Mike, big Mike is big. We call him big Mike. But mom is tiny. And tiny, tiny Italian lady. And that muscular. Your dad was in thing in sports. Most, no, why would you?

No. You find the love of your life, you're just not big enough. That's it. She was like, but we connect, he's like, I'm sorry. Tiny but curvy is all get out my mom, which she was younger. As all get out of it.

Your mom had a blow? Imp is all get out mom had a blog I'm impossible mom had a blow that's the biggest like an hour glass figure oh beyond oh impossible Mom had a glass and also the biggest rest you've ever seen Mom's big tips the biggest you've ever seen is your mom Nancy Pelosi I'm talking about I want your mom Pelosi 100% your mom has sweater hitters with all respect my mom my mom whatever I'm around your mom No, but she said 82 now, please please be resupply but let them out. Oh, please be respect Pelosi. Let's them out. Oh please She's eighties every now and then Baba She's 82 now when she was younger. It was impossible. She had a shelf. Hey, let's see your mom

Hey, hey, she had a shelf your He had a shelf. Hey, hey, hey. She had a shelf. Your mom's dact, huh? Like as in, like boom, boom, boom, Sophia Lorenbody. Crazy. As in, I mean, let her ask, built like the letter S. Well, that's why your dad did it. That's right, situation.

Big mic. No, situation. Now, he's built like Frankenstein. Yes. He's built like Frankenstein. I said to my brother, his brother, his brother was an all-American pitcher. His brother was very athletic. They're a very good pitcher. And I said to my brother, his brother, his brother was an all-American pitcher. His brother was very athletic, very good pitcher.

And I said, my dad, he goes, your dad was slow, very slow, strong. Yeah, my son was fast guy. Strong, like a workhorse, you know? You're dead to knock. You attach him to an ox. You attach him to like, you wanna plow a field or grind grain.

Yeah, your dad's an ox. And this news to me and your mom was a cheetah. I don't like keep your hips. Keep your hips still when my mom when when you mentioned my mom's name is in your mouth. Keep your hips still, bro. It's the second time that's happened on the show. Nick Bosa's girlfriend and your mom. Keep your hips still, bro. It's the second time that's happening on the show. Nick Boses girlfriend and your mom. Oh my God.

God damn it. I want to stab him. I didn't know your mom had them sweater hitters. Don't say smack. I'm gonna stab your mom. Don't say that. Because me, your mom and I, and I'll be have a thing. I know, and now I'm getting it right back.

It'd be cool. Everybody should be cool. You'd be cool, man Your mom though your mom ties me in for Mark Yeah, she won't mark I'm believe she used to crush on you. Oh, oh Girl, that's my lady. Hey, hey We've hung out was she came to the show is a connection for yeah, I'm talk hey don't back me Don't back me in corn talking. She about mom. Maybe

Hey, I'm talking hey don't back me don't back me and corn talk to you about my own make me Well your mom right because now I know these facts, which you didn't tell me mom's a stone called Cheetah, all right Sir Cheetah sir. She's 82. Please be respectful. I'm an old Cheetah. Please be respectful Mom Cheetah, but mom mom mom a shop You got a thing for for big mark But what I'm saying is she thinks from Instagram, but you guys You know mad on stream person for sure. You never matter. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, so she's still my girl. Yeah When she hey Mom can't you much

Hey, I'm in a little gazelle What in What? Attack. Eat me ass first. What? That's how cheetahs kill gazelle. Oh, fucking, uh, Shultz said, Shultz said on his podcast. He goes, and to where he was like talking about the people,

because the people that said that I was a little too much on that, he goes, um, I want your mom to suck my cock from behind. He goes, suck my cock from behind so that her nose is in my ass while she's suck my cock from behind? He goes suck my cock from behind so that her nose is in my ass hole. Oh, she's sucking my tongue. Because that thing's gonna do an apology. He goes, I just wanna say it to everybody. I offended.

I have your mom suck my cock from behind her nose is in my ass hole. I love it. I was like, holy shit, that's aggressive and hilarious. That's so funny. So funny. So funny. So funny.

That knows my hand. From behind so that your nose is in my asshole. All right, we covered a lot of ground today. Yeah. Jim, what do you got? All right, first of all. Tyler Shojobe, Brian's mom's a cheetah. Okay, first of all, sad news.

Mills Lane, you guys know Mills Lane. I met him. I worked with him. He's my TV he's actually had a really amazing history to he was a lawyer than a judge right so apparently 20 years Do you have a show too? Judging I did it. Yeah, he did wow he died, but he was like one of the best boxing referees out there like really on point Yeah, Tyson Holyfield fight. but I'll wait 20 years ago He lost the ability. Yeah, so he couldn't he couldn't referee again, but then he suddenly yeah, yeah

He was in his 80s. I think yeah, good run. Yeah, that stroke shit snow joke though. That sucks Yeah, hey, have you seen You've looked up how much judge duties worth? Hundreds of millions of dollars just from that TV show. Yeah, this stuff is so weird. It's it's syndicated all over the world When that happens she's so you on a piece of that 40 million saying here. We don't know how legit these things are but yeah She's probably worth it. I'm not the only one million. She's so she's just every year ballin That shows so stupid. Yeah And she'd be like what are youin'. Yeah. Let's show it. So stupid. Yeah.

And she'll be like, what are you thinking? Yeah, I was like, I don't know, dude. So we've all lived here in LA. And this is happening more and more often. It's called bank juggling. So if you ever go to ATM or go to the bank to pull out cash, people are getting robbed more than ever now. And they're waiting for you to go to the team

and they're like, or even the bank. So if you go to the bank, they'll see you coming out of the bank and they'll rob you. Well, they assume I have cash. Of course, that's why you want the bank. That's why you want the bank. And they come up as you want the bank. They come up as you, you shot Lady Gaga's dog walker.

You get 21 years. Yeah, for sure they're dogs. And they're dumbed up. You tried to steal a dog and then shot the guy in the chest. You're a dick. You served just 20 years old. Shot the guy in the chest. You're a Yeah, oh Shot the other chest. I thought you just cut the dog. Yeah, what are you in for? I was trying to steal a dog and I shot somebody over a dog a French bull And shot him in the chest man. Oh well, he survived he survived. He was like a assistant. Yeah, he was like a gay guy

I remember he was like yeah, you're crying and scream, but he was fighting He was fighting I wonder what is what he when you get shot in the chest I wonder what his situation is going how he's doing. He must be so Forgave me goes I forgive you because I got to move on with my life, which is huge But I like this motherfucker whoever he is. Yeah, I give him so many props So he got 21 years to for attempted murder. Yeah So he got 21 years for attempted murder. Yeah.

Yeah, you shot him in the chest, you know, what a piece of shit. And then, I mean, even if you get that, this house stupid, you get that French bulldog, maybe what, two grand? This is just, this is not somebody who thinks ahead of time. I mean, they told the four people arrested. They find you. Because you got all about the managed shot him. You had to sell that thing. I mean they total four people arrested they find you Because you guys all about the managed shot him you had to sell that thing

Just put you put that up on the black blanket It's put Lady Gaga dog walk Maybe he doesn't want to be seen you know, maybe It's gonna be hit the shooter. Oh, he doesn't want to be out there. Maybe it's just pictures of Lady Gaga Wow, what a badass. Yeah, he loved those dogs. I'll give that dog up so Hope he's alright, man fucking shot in the chest. Oh, I know There's all the pups a lot of work Oh, man Lots of work. Ah man. You know, thinking, well, that new bridge,

they built kind of close it downtown. Someone was walking a Frenchy there and a car just pulled up, two dudes pulled out their guns and took the dog. Yeah. Yeah, because they did. The bridge sounded a lot of issues. Oh, there he is in the hospital bed.

Yeah man. It's up there. Oh, they show him like in the trap there. Oh, wow. Okay. Thank God in the trap. Let me see this. Could've let out.

God, you wish you'd have some of that loyal to Ryan Fisher. Shout out to Ryan Fisher. That's pretty bad. God, see fucking dude, man. Oh, this, oh, this, she gives him a raise. Yeah. Shout out to Ryan Fisher. That's pretty bad. I got see fucking dude man. Oh These oh this she gives them a raise Yeah, it's still about the shooter. Yeah, let's move on all right. We got shot in the trap though, you know Now you got a lot of veins there though. Yeah

so What is all nervous? So You guys all know Like it's like it's pretty much bridging the gap between doing this. It's a computer to attach your brain So you can just boom you have all it's all information right away It's it's linked to our brain like a chip that goes in the guy who's warned one of the guys who's been very worried about Computers becoming smarter than people on what leads to. But he's developing this system. Yeah, I know. But this is not, this is just having the database in your, so it's available all faster. So it's faster. Yeah.

But how stupid like then, like facts and all that shit and like, bro science definitely killed so we don't have careers. But like the, the arguments you when you just have all the information that the right here and the little device through your brain upset. I think so, because you're Google, but it doesn't mean you become creative, it just means you have to.

No, no creative, it's just like, yeah. Okay, so you know how like when we all, all of us were alive when the internet started, right? That was, yeah. So we saw how bad it was in the beginning and how much better it is now. I think this could be like bad in the beginning, but then later on, this is, I don't want you to come in after Elon Musk for no reason.

We need a boogie man. They've decided he's the bad guy. Yeah, so this article has a mainstream media. It's just fucking unbelievable this way. They won't pick up because what's it? It takes attention away from Hunter Biden stuff and the suppressor of Twitter. If they, nobody picks up that story and they just have to have a bad guy.

The guy who creates more jobs, any you people, pays more taxes, and makes American cars, you fucking zeros. So yeah, so the reason why this article came out is because it's over a backlash over animal tests, but the reality is in our society, we use animals to test a lot of stuff for medical research for everything.

I don't buy it, I have people, yeah, and I think I would like to see what those animals test are. I just don't buy it. He's just the bad guy. Well, here's what the net chips I saw in this article. That chip I think is pretty lit though. Yeah.

And all the coming has killed about 1500 animals. You got to crack a few like the Macon Omelette. Including more than 280 sheep, pigs, and monkeys. The monkeys' stuff. Fall experiences to the 19th and according to reviewed by Rutgers and Source with direct knowledge. All right. I don't know. Oh wait, hold on, it says this is a rough estimate because a company does not keep precise records

then so they're guessing. And also medical research, we need to test with, would you rather them test on human beings or animals? But they do. We have to. That would be a cool death sentence though, for like some of these horrible criminals, like hey, so we're just gonna use you for testing.

Yeah. That's your penalty. They have definitely figured out a way to try to make him the bad guy. No, I just think it's so fucking fun. But that's all right. Yeah, we, yeah. All right, so hold on.

Trump has lost his potency. Now the Herschel Walker lost. That's another guy that Trump endorsed. So his political endorsement is actually the kiss of death. Look at it. potency now that her shawakker lost it's another guy that trump endorsed so his political endorsement is actually the kiss of death look at it that's why disandce wants as far as because trump's not the political force he was i mean do you see her shows or the guy her shawak was going against he gets on his do you really want her shawakker for the next six years now he's like that what are we talking about is it what we're talking about stupid what do you guys got all right marcuses

all right um... thought this one is interesting i was fine with passing people live out having cancer major things and get called out but great a graze anatomy writer reveals she lied about having cancer and dead brother uh... a little bit of it which is finished screenwriter from abc's drama great and that i'm finally messed up to elaborate medical rule rules up to read any form of cancer she

admittedly angler and a bombshell interview i told a lot when i was thirty four years old and was the biggest mistake in my life it is got bigger and bigger and got bird deeper and deeper inside me i guess the reason for a long about it the first place was she really missed having intensive care, like she had an injury, people were taking care of her and hands on all the time and then,

when that all went away, she was like this sucks. She's like the attention. She's like the head and finger. Yes. I mean, and she based several storylines for Grayson Adamy on her medical history. Her real medical history is what they fought, but... And then she also kind of blames her brother too.

She was like... But you know what, older brothers do. We never left a mark. I mean, there could be some mental abuse. We just also older brother. But the brother's like, don't drag me into this. Yeah. It was...

It's also interesting to be like, and also him. It's a finished left. So must be her in the... Scrubs, maybe? Yeah. Yeah, it was I mean, it's also And also him you know finish left So must be her in the Scrubs maybe yes, yeah, she was a liar. She can I don't trust her Just look at it don't trust her so she was writing about cancer on her own Yeah, she chose the specific type of cancer Condros are comma due to its difficulty to treat she told Enkler, at the time she spun her first fib, she also claimed that she lost a kidney

and part of her leg, hence the knee replacement. Well, she really went down a rabbit hole with this. Yeah. Have you ever given someone a good guess ever known anybody that's like after you're on the cut my leg off? No. No.

I had a coach in high school who lied about having cancer. It was very confusing. Oh, yeah, I was trying to rally the troops though. Did you guys win games? Because I came, we don't want to use four more games. I'm gonna die. Super motivational from a training standpoint. Yeah. But he was also like, if I can do it, you guys can do it. Yeah. Right, no, we would look at him. He coming some days and he'd just be like, you do all these dramatic, like, I just, today's rough. I just came from chemo.

He just ran out of coach and ideas. Jesus. And he wasn't like the head coach. It was like, he came on. He like weaseled his way onto the team. Interesting. But, mode of like, as far as leading the kids and making them work hard,

that's been a bit done better. But. Oh, if I was a parent, I'd be like, where? It also tracks with some other stuff. Like, if I was a parent, I'd be like, man, where? You'd also track some other stuff. Like, was he talking a 17 year old female wrestler? Yes, you know? Yeah.

And that's what led to us, you know, down. Did even play football. Right. Probably not. He would make it up, like, you know, I feel like I'm about cancer. Yeah. He's just at rock bottom.

You guys like, oh, and three. He's about to lose his job. He's like, all right, I gotta motivate these little pricks. But what you see is people like Soso Bass use lies like that because sympathy is so powerful to get people to do what you want to do. Alabama family had a massive cock fighting ring. Yeah. Yeah. One of the largest cock fighting enterprises in the US. They just got sent just this seventh and final member of an Alabama family that prosecutors allegedly an expansive cockfighting operation

complete with stadiums and a city for approximately 150 people holy shit an emergency i stand holy shit some merch at the back of your cock merch dude what a hustle what a hustle is right yeah 22 months in prison, George Easterling was 56, 22 months followed by one year's supervised release after pleading guilty to-

Would you wanna sell merch though if you're doing an underground hot-finding thing? Yeah. Like you gotta hope nobody posts, like, which is that Alabama cock fighting championship to an 18-year? What? I made it. Yeah They put they put the razor blades on

Crazy cock fighting. Yeah 1500 bucks of fight parts of charge expensive fees to enter the birds. Oh, yeah, and they 15 to 1500 to fight seven roosters 15 or a bunch of you seven ghosts serious shit dude And told the weapons to strap to the roosters legs such as short knives damn those night those roosters had shanks on them wow now Now was it entertaining Well you're a cock with a shank yeah roigeon's junior He uh his dad at least to breed, I think dogs and cock.

That's like the roots of your chase roots. Cocks. Would you want to watch the birds actually kill each other, though, would that be satisfying to you? No, that'd be super fun. I'm not seeing that shit. But also, I don't like birds. I think they're creepy.

I eat chickens though, so. I hate birds, they're so creepy. Uh, yeah, I do, you know, chicken, you know, ducks, nice, even though I like ducks. I mean, I was doing a show in Alabama, so I was like, hey, dude, there's this. You've seen Lionheart and Van Dam, like, yep, all right, that, they're in wife beaters,

but they're roosters with knives. I'm like like holy shit. Yeah, I want in, right? Yeah, some to do once. I guess you feel pretty shit fucking dirty. I mean, the people are taking pictures. There's a lot, history of it. There's a lot, like just the way you breed,

like the way they would breed pit bulls to fight. That shit is like, that's science. I mean, they would do it. Dogs I couldn't watch. Dogs I have. Those dogs will fight for an hour and a half. Oh, they fight to mean they would dogs I couldn't watch dogs I have dogs will fight for an hour and a half. Oh, they fight to the death dogs. I absolutely cannot watch it's crazy Roosters yeah, and those dogs live their life at the end of a chain and then they usually just put it out I told it to do that. Yeah, but I can do that. It's like a race horse or something. Yeah, I've less than no No, it's God's creatures, right? Yeah, really just down, but it's still a rooster.

It's still a bird. So if I had to watch, I had to choose. Yeah, rooster first. Dog no. Rooster, I can stomach a rooster, because I eat chicken. I don't even watch bunnies with fucking knives on their back legs. Couple of hairs, desert hairs coming out.

Dude, you want them big bunnies? Well, there's a super heavyweight. Now, desert hair, when a hawk comes down, they've been known to jump in the air and just kick that, they'll kick a snake out the way. They'll kick a fucking... Yeah, I like a desert hair. They'll kick a hawk out of the way.

You jump out of a sand bunny. Uh-huh. Yeah. Or does it hear his jackrabbits? Yeah, man, desert hair is a nice thing. They're like long and skinny. They can run and they can kick. Yeah, there is fucking the other one up.

Fuck around. Everything wants to eat a Yeah, there's fucking another one up. Fuck around. Everything wants to eat a bunny though. Everything wants to eat it. And their ears are so long. Yep. Err thing, they're death from the sky. Death from the sky all the time.

I'm a fucking here's right now. Look at his ears. I think, yes, he can hear. We can't hold these shit. Big ears. Holy fuck. Big fucking ears. Yeah, they're sweet though, man.

Yeah, you got to watch that thing fight another one. He can hear the flapping of wings above him. Put some fucking just two knives on the mirrors. You got Bob Kessu worry about. You got snakes to worry about. You got Kio story about. Keep going. Buried lizards, snakes, hawks, an eagle story about people. You got people. Other rabbits. Yeah, you got it all sucks. No, right. If we get reincarnated, the rabbit tough gig. You look tough to your pit. You have that tiny tail. You're shitting everywhere.

But you can't even walk. You have to jump everywhere. And by the way, for hop everywhere. Pigeons or doves? And people think, oh, no, no, no, you can fly. You think you have freedom? I will get you at night when you're in your nest You're just kind of hanging out and all of a sudden we got being the big city though

So you gotta be a city bird you gotta be a city bird because otherwise them rather the Falcons Yeah, Falcons and those birds of prey get you now if you're a pigeon and in the middle of When you're flying in mid-air they die bomb you if you dumb ask you to ask the Chicago in mid-air they die bomb you if you dumbass get your ass to Chicago Well, even then Paragon Falcons are all over New York all over Chicago not downtown 24 seven downtown 24 seven cops you pigeon hang out What's what a fire? Paragon Paragon Falcon Don't worry about that. Let's see. Yeah, they look like shit. Yeah, all right, Mark, they look like dirty pigeons.

Which ones do you guys want to see? Cartel Hitman disappears from US prison. Interesting. Who's cast a hit in the movies? This guy, Cartel Hitman, who decapitated enemies has got a missing from US prison, a cartel leader in hitman you can you take torture sessions nice guy

yep he was serving a forty nine year sentence in a federal prison in florida and seemingly has gone missing as of november the cartel leader has been had been mysteriously removed from the federal bureau of prisons website he's now listed as not in BCP custody, even though his release date is not until July 27th, 2056. He's known as La Barbi, because of his blue eyes, apparently, and his blonde hair.

That's him. That's a Mexican fella. Yeah. Well, one point was the top lieutenant for the Cinaloa cartel. Wow. I think the drug dealer, El Chapo. And he's just missing. Yeah. So not too sure if they have any insights on how he got out or whatever,

but it's just something that's sort of quiet. Like, always none of the website anymore. That's strange. And then they go into you know Like Brendan sort of he was the only American citizen ever isn't so high in the ranks of Mexico. He's an American citizen Yeah, it was born in Laredo, Texas now imagine you see that guy on the street He kind of just looks like a regular dude. I don't know if he's up pictures. Oh, yeah, super regular You'd be shown at a sports bar watching the game No way. You'd be sure that a sports bar watching a game.

Yeah, who hurt you? You get people to have that. Well, that's a guy who gets off on it. He gets off on killing people. Yeah, this is two. That's a serial killer. Yeah, that's basically what he is. Just got in the drill.

Yeah, he gets off on it. Yeah, he likes to do it. He likes to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it.

He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He'd like to do it. He. Give us one more. What do you guys want? What do you have to choose from? Here you go. None, but you know what I'm supposed to say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Camels are all camels. So these two Influents are fruitarians so they pretty much only eat fruits. Maybe a little vegetables But you know, I've met hardcore fruitarians before it do claim to like they only eat fruit I think if you don't supplement it a little bit you can die, but yeah It's fruit doesn't brush your teeth. Oh, yeah, quicks, just fruit eaters in. Oh my god.

Yeah, I mean, good luck and see how long that lasts. But the claim that it's basically cured their vision probably. Yeah, why do you have glasses? Turn it out, no. I mean, like, vision glasses. Maybe that was before the... It cured my eyesight.

Really? That was the first day of the day. That was the first day of the day, Brad. They claim to have no body odor and no longer have cavities in their teeth. I'm sure. I'm sure. She has cavities. Yeah. And there's long yellow teeth. Look at him. You probably don't have any body odor because they're not sweating because they're going to die any day. He looks like Brian Shaw. Look strong. Frutarianism provides over 50 pounds. Yeah, he lost. He did lose 33 pounds.

Oh, he wasn't did lose 33 pounds of sure he wasn't to be able to do it. He said without any effort. Well, he's got tits. God all that watermelon game pepperoni tits. Wow, look at that. You should have seen him before the day. Yeah, man. How do I get a body like that? That looks great. Yeah, he's gonna look at that. Either of them like yeah, look at us. Kenny. Here's another shocker. The Israel Israeli naturalists vowed to not use anything else non-natural, including soap.

They embrace a nudist lifestyle when they can. You don't only fruit leaves and nuts, so they picked themselves. How's their investment portfolio? Look at how, yeah, he looks at. You know what this is? This is two board people with not a lot of money, and they're like, hey, let's just try and get famous

to eat fruit. Yeah, just like that we invent the wheel and just eat fruit. They only drink water from clean streams and fountains, which are considered to be healthy. That's a young person's face. In one year, they'll be eating all the meat and it's fine. Yeah, they'll be having fucking a, these burger, this bomb bomb 2022.

Damn, that's crazy. We couldn't possibly click on that could we use a sex as exercise you know all here's a here's a uh... here's a uh... tributt question what it wears the trans capital of the world Brazil transylvania

no no i notice it's uh... this is not a knock knock uh... that joke right no this is a little but not because I've read this the other day somewhere strange Yeah, look at that who says five hours of sex a day Yeah, it's a trend for us. So trans capital world Brazil. No, I said Brazil. Okay It's somewhere weird like somewhere over there and Okay. It's somewhere weird, like somewhere over there, and oh God, it's a...

Highlight right? You're up, no, no, it's okay. But like, you're up Russia, ish, good jik-a-standish. There you go. Good guessing though. Good guessing, check a status. Is it true?

It's not in jik-a-stand? Sweetin'. It's not turkey. Sweetin' Iran, it's Tehran. Oh, that's right. Because illegal to be gay. Well, because you can't be gay. So a lot of men are like, all right.

Hold on. Yeah. It can't be gay, but it can be gay. Hold my dick and tram. You can't be gay. That's Ms. Bumbum. Well, so it's like, I'm going to be a woman then. And then that way I can be gay.

And then they're like, that's fine. Oh, she's Ms. Bumbum 2022. She's got a body. Now what is she doing? She's got a lot of sex. Look at the gun I see for them to see up. Now, do a body. Now what is she? Now to the bumps after the all natural I assume right? If it's in Brazil, I

Gives other supper so that they do like Did you like that? Trust me, I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun. I'm just a little bit of a pun.

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I'm just a little bit of a pun. That's the thing. She does have like a masculine kind of face. You guys are pieces. She's the hell that she is. You guys are pieces. That's the thing she does have like a masculine from a face. You guys are pieces. They all take a share of art. You guys are pieces. That's different totally different. That's her face. Yeah, that's what looks so different there.

I'm just sharing nose done. Well, there's a lot of makeup going on there. You see a lot of light. A lot of light. You guys sound like the YouTube counts. I want to do it. The elbows are pointy. That's it.

Flock, bow, toe. We would totally. I tell you, the elbows are one of the biggest. Sometimes people have big, big bones in their head. Yeah. No, those are pointy fuck Some nice people have big big bones in their head. Yeah, you know what I mean like Mark you're a good looking guy, but I don't want you head on a woman Yeah, you're right. No, you wouldn't yeah I have the small set in every girl you have a big head actually, but no big face small head Get the measuring tape big face small head you guys all have small have small faces, small heads. Compared to you, Chad. Yeah, I'm the biggest one for sure again.

No, Chad, I'm not a doubt. I mean, I'm using yours as a nutball and a party. You know, it's like, it was like a deffatomer party. We're using Chad to put the Coca-Cola, is it? Yeah. Yeah, more air. Yeah, more air. More air spurts.

Fucking a vice. Couple fresh ones in there. I'm mixing ball right there. Oh yeah. Chad's for the brews. It's out in there. Make right there. Oh, yeah, June's head for the brews out in there Make some pancakes. I can't believe you guys went bad. I miss bum bum 2022 Oh, that was it that right, but she just looks like she maybe takes turrets God she does affect her she's hot them God bless

Yes, well shout out to Brian's mom my Cheetah angel Cheetah, little Cheetah. There is. There's my mom right now. Cheetah, you're just doing gazelle stuff. That's what I'm saying. Some work done and there she is. Tomorrow at 87 years old. Yep. Crushed it. Well, kids come see me.

New Year's Eve, Laf Boston, December 29, 3031. I'm doing Santa Laf Boston. Santa Diego Comedy, my drop comedy club the next weekend. Weekend after New Year's, I wonder, January 5, 6 and 7. That's asking a lot of the people. That's the worst time we've seen a lot of the people. That time in like a right around July 4th. A little bit, right?

You know, we still got weekend off, but that's a good idea. Yeah, I wonder. I'm gonna call. And I'll tell you how I guess. I'll tell you. Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna call my comic club. So statistically, I'm at her who you are.

It's a tough one. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, four win in Indiana, so I'm gonna call my statistically, no matter who you are. Yeah, it's a tough one. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, four win in the end of summer coming in January 13, 14, 15. No, 13 and 14, sorry. Dania Florida, Dania Improv, January 19, 2021, Nashville, Tennessee,

Zanies, March two, three and four. Come get some Sony Hall, New York, New York, March 11th, everybody. All right, kids. I'm taking a break from stand-up. I'm off for 2022. I picked back up in January of a special announcement for you guys. But this Friday, Barstool Sports, Rough and Routy, 19, and Providence, Rhode Island.

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