The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 854
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It's the fighter and the kid
Hyde the run it back
Cause we back at it again
Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end
When it was brining, when it was brighting
When it was just talkin' to friends
We got the kid galling on the left
With the fighter on the right
Ain't had to do it right
Cause we comin' at you live
Back with the team
I'd be keepin' OG
Must see TV
I had to do it
Yes we did
Cause we back at it again
It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kid
Be the bout be the bout be the bout people
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There's a lot of holidays going on.
There are.
But the women of my family, whether it's my wife,
whether it's my ex, whether it's my mom,
everybody loves Christmas.
I love Christmas.
I mean, there is music playing.
It starts around Thanksgiving, sir.
We've had a tree in our house for a long time.
You guys do Elf on the shelf?
We sure do, Pip.
It's a beast.
Oh, they name it Pip.
You only did one?
Why, you can do one if you're basic,
but if you usually do one for each kid.
Oh, really?
So I have a white one and then a darker one in my kid.
Oh, I do want a darker one.
Yeah, well listen to this, my kids.
Their names are Chippy and Brownie.
Chippy and Brownie.
Now he's six, right?
So Tiger name and Brownie.
Yeah, six.
So be cool, cancel, cancel.
No, I know.
That's called Brownie based off the dessert, the Brownies.
Okay.
All right.
And that's what he came with that name
or did the family name him?
He named it all else matter here bro.
Okay, well your family is half brown.
Your family is Mexican. Big brown, you have. Okay, well your family is half brown your family is Mexican big brown
You have yeah, so you can save brownie so
Yeah, it's exhausting. Yes, we have to hide him or you don't have somewhere
Oh, you put him on a shelf. Clearly your wife does it right you just toast in I do so it's a surprise for Brian to yes
Well, I do all of it. So there you have Flora's lava taped into the wall.
Chin go to the burrito one.
Then I made them burritos tonight.
I'm covering them in the room before you.
So, but, see, my kids have to find Pip.
No, they come down with it.
Oh, you come down with that.
That's so good, dude.
You did that?
Oh, yeah.
I do all of it.
There you go.
Yep, I like to mix it up.
And if that's a very good, bro.
And it keeps these little bastards in line. There you go. Yep, I like to mix it up. That's very good, bro. And it keeps these little bastards in line.
There you go.
That's so good.
Not gonna lie, I've still had a few of your ideas.
This one definitely gonna do my man.
Oh, that's the thing.
Another parent or dad did this before my life.
I'm gonna steal that.
People get all these ideas.
Like if you're running out of ideas,
just go to Etsy or Google,
else on the shelf ideas,
there's a million of them online.
Yeah.
Well, my kids now are getting older,
and when they get older, they're like, whatever.
Well, my thing is with Santa, like my girl,
like, we didn't tell Tiger Santa got on this,
like the fuck we are.
Yeah.
Dad got on this.
Dad got on it.
We're telling dick jokes on the road for about 40 days.
That's not used to many bad words
because we get to monitor.
Well, only in first minute.
Okay.
We'll pass that.
Are we?
Yep. Four minutes in. Okay. Yeah, We'll pass that. Are we? Yep.
Four minutes in.
Okay.
Yeah, we're good, Daddy.
That's good.
Now, I don't subscribe to Santa delivered all this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Santa's right here.
You know what, Daddy, he's in fiction.
Daddy forgets to buy everybody presents.
I mean, I forget.
I'm a bad person.
I'm a bad person.
I forget.
It's a bad.
Or a body present.
The only time you, you know, years ago you got me that nice espresso machine, right? I wasn't using it. I'm bad person. I'm bad person. I forget. It's a bad person. Or a body president.
You got me that nice espresso machine.
I wasn't using it.
And you just kept pestering me.
How is it?
Do you like it?
I'm like, you know, it was up on a shelf.
That's a $600 espresso machine.
Yeah, use a front art piece.
It's art.
You still have it?
No, remember?
It's okay.
You gave it to Stevie.
But you was not leaving alone about it.
When you give a gift, let it go, dude.
Well, it was a little too expensive for you to just have it sit there.
Yeah, it was.
But at the time, you know,
it's just like coffee.
I could have used it now.
You could use it now.
More more educated.
Now, you got the fills going on.
And I don't know what that's just open in Calabacus.
What is that, though?
That's very, very tasty.
I think this is the Wonder Bar with a scoop of mocha.
See? This is the, our with a scoop of mocha. See?
This is our boy Taric, a zeme special.
Well, Taric knows his stuff.
And I've never got anything different there.
Phil's coffee just opened up across the street from us.
Wow.
Oh, I think today was the first day I went,
you can get some business.
You're gonna get some business.
You get some business from your boy here.
I'm all over that.
Now I wanna say something.
They started saying things about my boy brin and shop
apparently uh...
paid interest
you've been a you know besides that i'm see with the war
barely brin and uh... and i've said this about you before but
brin's a little stronger than most people think
uh... for this i'm gonna go through it i'm gonna go through it
now he took two hundred twenty five pounds
he did lifted how many times sir?
I almost said 60, 40 and 60 seconds.
40 and 60 seconds, watch.
Now I've been deadlifted in these fucking nuts.
That's good for me.
I can't believe you lift that easily.
Look at this shit, watch this.
It's only 225, don't be like,
you know what the mistake name it is?
I've got a lot of people watching shop.
A lot of people watching shop, shop won't be, usually 20 you'll be like, I'm done. 100%.? I've got a lot of people watching shop. A lot of people watching shop. Shop won't be, usually 20 you'd be like I'm done.
100%.
Not when you got a lot of people.
Oh you know what my brain said?
He showed up.
Look at how good this is.
You know what my brain said?
Hey.
Showed.
Hey I know you have been dead lifting in three months
and you haven't been a gym in two months.
You know what daddy?
Show time.
That's where you see how strong you are though.
That's fucking, do you know how hard that is?
What's she doing there?
135.
She's strong too.
Oh, she was like your crossfit.
There's big four watching me.
But you're dealing with really, real Crossfit people here, right?
Daddy's back, well, Crossfit.
She's a little badass.
She's a badass.
Wow.
Yeah, Kira, here's, but then she's a badass,
but then my partner was Justin Mendeiros.
I don't know if you know Justin.
Justin Mendeiros is the number word crosser cross fitter in the world. Number one. Number
one. He's a freak. Now, let me take him in. Now, I was I was unfamiliar with him before
I met him. And when they part me up with them, I went, what's he do? They go, oh, he's
like a cross fake guy and the rain guy braiding looks at me. Excuse me. I go, he's cross
figures. He's the cross fake guy. What's that mean? He goes, he's the number one in the rain guy Braden looks at me. Excuse me? He's cross figures. He's the cross fake guy.
What's that mean?
He goes, he's the number one in the world, dude.
I'm not saying something about him.
I'm gonna say something about him.
Such a, he's much less muscled
and not as quite as thick as a lot of the guys.
Like Matt Frazier and stuff.
He's thick, but he's, he's,
that's his girl in the background from Australia. She's also a badass. Yeah, these qualified for the CrossFit Games
Things finished there's some qualified and she's only doing for five years qualified. I think two or three times
He's a freak. How tall is he not that tall? No, he's about five eight maybe
Yeah, but you know what his background is I don't wrestling
He was a high school right high school went to Boise, right? High school went to a Boise State to wrestle.
Yeah.
They got rid of the wrestling program.
He said, I need something to do.
So I said, check out this CrossFit thing.
He said, oh, I'll try it.
Yeah.
And now he's the best in the world.
Yes.
Nice skin in the world.
Now, he won 21 and the 2022.
That's so fucking nuts.
Lives in boys, you know.
So nuts.
Where there's a girl from Australia, both sweet hearts.
They don't know what the event's going until they get there just much like the strong man
So you're talking about now is the strength in his mullet and if he trimmed his mullet what would have that's what I told me
That's what I said. Do you think all the power comes from your mullet?
But just a sweet sweet-kitten young, but you see him there and you'd never think that he's what he is like he looks like
He's kind of a you know
But don't judge a book by its cover. He's in clothes and he look
Now I was with him. I was with another world strongest van guy
I think his profiles like the get if you go the deadlift one. He's on there. Wait. I have a question
He's the first guy I have a question you did that 40 times how many times it just didn't do it?
I think 56 okay, now that's his job the world strongest gay. Yeah, that's him So that's his he did too. He did 50 but that's his Okay, now that's his job. The world's strongest game. Yeah, that's him.
So that's his job.
He did it too.
That's his, but that's his, that's his job.
Okay.
This guy was great too.
He was great.
He's very, he's very proud of the game.
Yeah, he was unrogan for it.
He's a really good dude.
I'm sure he is.
Dude, it's strong.
Oh yeah.
Now, yeah, let me see him.
I want to see that guy.
Yours is on his profile, too.
Hey, no, this is, he's not Olympian.
Yeah.
He looks pretty close.
So, but he does, but so,
for instance, you know, me, it's very rare.
I'm surprised.
Oh, well, Olympia posted my picture.
It's very rare.
I'm surprised by like, you know, whenever I see someone,
like, you know, that big.
So, what I was like, oh, well, it's the biggest human
being I've ever seen in my life.
Yes.
Now, what's he lifting there?
He doesn't look like 75.
He doesn't look like your typical strong man.
That's, he did, he did have the record.
Look at how strong he is.
Now, I'm going to go to another guy where you're going
to jack often later, go to Juju Mufu.
It's right, it's right there, Chen.
It's the, it says just that lifting more than PR.
This dude, Jack.
Oh, I love that guy.
He is so jacked.
He's and he can do the splits.
He's such a good time.
Did you meet him?
Yeah, we're all hanging out.
He's he seems like he's great.
We're all ranked.
We're all rain family.
Dude, he's so jacked.
Yeah, he's a freak.
Such a fun guy. Look at this.
Now, now, he was a hit at the limpio. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't realize how big of a deal he is.
You know, I'm not in that world. He's, and then his food is Brian Shaw.
He's a hula hoop and I don't want to see him do that. But uh, his food, you know, because it'd be long days. Yeah.
He had this, he had his luggage with him, be. He was just carried, right?
Yeah, turn that off, Jim.
Chip of primal pay attention.
It's nice to be a complete disaster of polygons.
I've been following him.
So he has his luggage.
Yeah.
Gets it out, Tupperware.
Up this big.
All brown and white rice on top, underneath,
just a smorgasbord of fish.
Yams and fish and then just ground grass
and feet.
Yeah.
Just whatever.
Mush, just mush.
Yeah, and then everyone's freaking out
because we had a long day, we drove Baja trucks.
We'd like compete in Baja trucks,
like jump in over the drive so much fun.
Wow.
So we didn't eat and then he brought his food
and then everyone was hungry because it's like almost new.
He's like, I'm fine, get it out.
And then I, hey, we're so sorry, he's like, I'm fine. And I go, what's your philosophy?
And he goes, to me, it's just calories at the end of the week. He was out counting
calories during the day. It's just as long as they get by the end of the week. I don't
care if I eat at nine in the morning, nine at night. So I was by the end of the week.
I get this amount of calories. I don't care. But what does dude, dude? Is he a professional
strong man or just a personality? He did compete in the now he's just a,
you know, he's like the personality,
like millions of followers.
Well, he's also, he can do crazy shit.
Such a person, smart human being.
Oh yeah.
Let's take a little break.
Brian, want to go drain the snake.
So your boys left to do it.
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Now let's get back to the program.
Well, he's got a sense of humor.
1.6 million questions.
It's what I love about him.
So let's get him on the podcast.
He's got funny silly news.
Yeah, I always do. Dude, you love this beat. So he's trying to eat him on the podcast. He's funny. He's gonna come on. Yeah, I'll always do this.
Dude, you love this beat.
So he's trying to eat and he's like trying to get the calories in.
And this guy who's not reading the room comes up to him
and he's like asking all these questions
and he's like, yeah, he's trying to eat.
And he was, do you like,
for the way it was, like,
there's some sort of beat or something.
Yeah, what leaks?
Yeah, you like leaks.
And even I looked up, I was eating them like, what?
And he's like, leaks and he just tears them goes
I'll have opinion on those
And in my head my head I was like perfect answer my head. I was my first reaction
I was like that's kind of a dick move that I thought what a brilliant answer
Yeah, and then he explained it goes on opinion on those and he goes oh, yeah, he goes
I've never had him so I'm opinion on it and the guy leaves and God, I'd read the room to either guy know and I go, man, what a powerful answer. I don't have an opinion.
He started laughing. I go, at first I was taking back, but I thought, I thought, God, I knew you more like that.
Because if you would ask me, I'm never trying to meet there. I was told him something.
Yeah. It's my job to create nothing out of something. Like I got to get going.
Well, my favorite is my-
So he goes, I don't have an opinion.
That's like my dad's friend's very, very successful man.
And somebody, he was a pin the public eye and somebody said,
this guy was very critical of him,
like some journalist or something,
he said, what do you think of such and such?
And he goes, why would I ever want to think about him?
And it was a great answer.
Yeah, you don't like, just move it on.
Like whoa, you know, I don't have an opinion on that.
I like, I need, I need to implement that more. Yeah. Not mean was just like, I don't have an opinion on that. I mean, I need to implement that more in my life.
Not mean, which is like, I don't have a opinion.
Never had a, yeah.
Okay, moving on.
Moving on.
Moving on.
Oh, dude, you love this though, Thor.
So we had to do this.
You had to do a tractor, a trailer pull.
You pulled a truck?
No, a truck, not a tractor.
It's a truck.
You pulled a truck.
Chip truck.
And your boy was icy cold too.
I was worried about my hand, you know,
I'm having hamstrings, so I was worried about blown about you
So you just wrapped it on and pulled chopped on pulled. How did you do in jokes as I'm pulling too?
I'm the only one who's not professional athlete care because we're gonna get into some sticky stuff
I'm gonna get some in some sticky sticky subject. Don't throw them under the bus now. I'm gonna get into my friends
I'm going to ask
Simple the same energy kept with your boy Brian Shaw. I'm gonna to ask, simple. Keep the same energy kept with your boy, Brian Shaw. I'm going to ask, and simple questions,
I'm not even going to ask simple questions,
I'm going to make a couple statements,
and then you can say, I don't have an opinion on that,
that's all we're talking about.
Okay.
Now, did you or did you not pull the truck?
Yes.
How did you do in comparison to the people
that were professional that do it for a living like Thor?
Fins right behind. Third. Third place. Third. Too strong.
Why how many by a minute? Oh, no, man. Jesus. No, a few seconds. A few seconds.
Few seconds. You now remember this is this store at 330.
When it's going to be, it was over 400. I understand, but 330 is a lot.
And then you also deadlifted with the number one cross-fitter.
Yes.
You beat you by 13 and you don't do that.
Thor be it by two.
By two.
I think he did two 65, I did two 25,
but he did 42.
That's significant.
Yeah.
All right, so my only question is this. 25 I did 225 BB BB BB he did 42 that's significant. Yeah, all right. So
My only question is this
Well you're you don't are you taking any?
You take nicotine Lot of nicotine lot of caffeine lot of caffeine multivide been you drink died coke. Hey, G1
H1 caffeine, multivodamine, you drink dyed coke, AG1, AG1, then I can-
Maybe some alpha brain, magic mind, magic mind, magic mind,
we're big fans of magic mind.
So you're, we're always fueled by magic mind.
I'm gonna test positive for all those things.
Hey, I don't have, I didn't get my magic mind today.
Do we have any magic mind?
I don't know.
I gotta ask our boy.
I don't think we do.
By the way, we're not paid for that.
Oh, she does.
Yeah, we're not sponsored by magic mind
yet we take it because we're obsessed with it.
Um, keep going though.
But how much testosterone, human growth, and synthetic hormones, do you shoot in your ass?
That's all I'm asking.
It's a question that I'm asking you.
I don't have an opinion on that.
But some would say you're probably not doing any of that.
No.
Okay.
You're not doing any of that.
What's your point, Brian?
My point is only that.
You know what everybody tests positive for and I can confirm this?
Positive attitudes.
Positive attitude, of course.
That's a good thing.
Spotted being strong.
Positive attitude.
Having asked.
Having asked for days.
Wet lips. Wet lips. And full of rain, body fuel. Okay, there's body fuel. I know where you're asked. Pause about two. Wet lips.
Wet lips.
And full of rain, body fuel.
Okay, there's body fuel.
I know where you're going with it.
Rain, body fuel.
I'm not saying anything.
I was asking to make sure if you're all natural,
because I know I'm sure that the rest of the playing field
in all of these kinds of strength competitions
are fairly natural too.
I don't see needles. I only see color. I don't see needles.
I only see color, I don't see needles.
Then that's all I wanted to know.
I don't see personalities, I don't see this.
It does beg the question.
If I took Brennan's job and I said we got to get serious,
I need a year of training and I'm gonna juice you
to fuck up.
Oh, dude.
My feeling is daddy's gonna move.
That's gonna do all right. Scary way.
My blow's dick off, but I'm gonna do all right.
Well, you can probably gonna move some scary way
and you also have the better endurance
than a lot of people.
Now, the other thing too is you realize
Thor is an absolute competitor
because we're like shooting this scene,
commercial doing dead lifts and he had all the weights.
He was like dead lifting 800.
Face wasn't even making just 800 pounds.
And just, demon up, just doing it.
Freak.
And I was making, I was like,
hey, save some weights for me.
Am I right?
Like, stupid jokes.
And then I go over there and we're talking,
I was, what's the most you've done?
I said, I said, I did 600 last summer.
And he goes, that's good for you man,
especially I go,
for me, okay.
And then he goes, I go, but football,
it's just different.
We don't really max out the vat extent, you know. I go, our thing is 225. And he goes, oh yeah, but football, it's just different. We don't really max out the vat extent, you know.
You know, our thing is 225.
And he goes, oh yeah, you guys do 225
with the Combine Pro, they do 225 ago.
You've done 225?
He goes, yeah, what's the much you do?
He goes, I think he said a few months ago, he did 40.
Or I think maybe 36.
Oh cool, he goes, what's the much you do?
I got, last summer I did 40.
And his face changes changes you beat me.
I go like, I guess, I mean, dude, I'm
know, you get that your answers.
Well, you have longer arms.
No, I was like, you know, you're so much
heavier. It's not a big deal, but, you know,
right? So I'm so much lighter.
But the thing is is I said, it's a
conditioning thing. It's a rep thing.
I was trained for it.
And I said now at the common with
count all those reps, I wasn't fully extended and he goes, I was fully extended. It conditioning thing, it's a rep thing, I was trained for it. And I said now, at the common with count all those reps,
I wasn't fully extended and he goes,
I was fully extended, I go, yeah, so here's probably better,
but I did 40, no matter what you said, it's 40.
He goes, cool, do it now.
Well, film it, I'll mean you go, we'll do it now.
He got competitive, I went, I'm not doing that now.
I go, dude, I just got done deadlifting,
pulling the truck, I'm gonna get into it now.
He goes, no, do it now, you, though I'm not doing it now.
And then I have to get stronger, like,
Thor, game's a throne, Thorne, right? Not happening. Games of Thor, it's not happening.
And he goes, okay, that's fine. I, yeah, dude, you're, what I can do is this is stupid,
dude. And he goes, all right, tomorrow morning, meet me here, we'll do it. I went, all right,
dude, I got his face, we're friends at this point, his face, I love them. Right? He's a great
guy. Absolutely fell in love with them. I got them I got his face went Thor. I can't emphasize enough. I don't give a shit how strong you are
And I'm not gonna meet you here tomorrow. You started laughing. I don't do that. I don't do any of this anymore
So I don't care. I want to meet him. He sounds great
We got to get him on the podcast, but they kept asking me questions
Like you had his crew his film crew who's great and so I was making them laugh and then we're going back and forth and they were asked me fight questions and
Then you go you get you
Well if we have anything outside fighting you get kind of you know
It's so much fun then we talk about fighting. It's kind of sure I go I do for a living man. It's also, you know, I said door
Do you like when people ask you about Game of Thrones? How long was that? He was out like eight, 10 years ago. He exactly did. I said, I said also Game of Thrones. It's real name is Thor. Thor, yeah. Thor
handsome. I said, I said, yeah, I was saying Game of Thrones, like when he went to like
comic concert like that, you know, he was, people are such rabid fans and they read the books.
And he's like, that's about like, oh, the, the Lannister family bloodline. He's like, ah,
I don't fucking know what you're talking about man
I said I said so here's his will do Thorne for you and I move forward in our relationship
I think is we have a time share together
This is what we're gonna do every time he asked me a fight question. I'm gonna ask you game of Thrones question
Let's see how many questions are asked go
He started well fighting is interesting to a guy like that because he does a little bit of it. Game of Thrones is interesting to me.
Yeah.
You know what he said about fighting though, you like?
What?
Because I was asking, I was like, you're similar to me
where you're outside the box.
Strong man, acting, boxing, like what's next?
And he's like, ah, he's like, I don't want to,
I'm going to announce it because I do have something coming up,
but I can't announce it here.
You're not that much smaller than me.
I promise it's not even close.
No, I know.
We're sitting down.
It's not.
He's the biggest human being I've ever
liked.
Like, sports.
Yeah.
So big.
His calf was this fucking big.
Yeah, he's his wife, this big.
He's a true.
This big.
She's tiny.
Yeah, savage.
Yeah, I'm impressed with her.
But so, so keep going.
So, where was I? What was I talking about? She's tiny. Yeah, savage. Yeah, I'm impressed with her, but so so keep on so
Where was I? What was I talking about?
I'm sorry. I was looking at you
Chin you got a not brain can't do both. All right, no, but but but but um
You you were saying fighting you said I like this about oh, oh, and he was saying because I said you box right because you boxed
What's he asking me no no
Um Eddie any any any beat Eddie and I said you want to do more boxing now. There's more money
You know the Jake Paul never fight but something like that and he's like I hated it
He was I hated every moment of it. He was I hated the training. I'd wake up
I hated it the camp I fucking hated it
He was the the road work. I hated
Training practicing sparring hated, he hated it.
If I hated it, he was never do it again.
He just takes a special kind of person.
Well, here's what I really admire about a guy like Thor.
And anybody like this, you got to remember, like, yeah, he's a giant and stuff.
He was still the strongest man in the world.
He's still competed against like some badass dude.
And, you know, you have to be so competitive
and you have to be so good at that.
That's all easy.
I saw his switch turn on when I challenged,
when he challenged me to 225 went,
interesting.
Oh yeah.
And then he's been successful in a lot of different fields.
And everything, that's why I mean him
we're talking about on the shoot.
Like we both had success in different fields.
I mean, all of it, that's what we're talking about.
That's not a mistake.
That's not an accident.
It's his workout, I think, he's a smart guy.
So, I know that's by mistake. So, we're comparing we're talking about. That's not a mistake. That's not an accident. It's his work ethic. He's a smart guy.
So I know that's by mistake.
So we're comparing my career to hairs
going back and forth about it.
And I said, yeah, you and I don't stay in the lane.
Like, we don't subscribe to how everyone's like,
well, you gotta do this, like try other stuff.
And he goes, he was, oh, he showed me a video on his phone.
He was, oh, last night I went to the PI and through it.
You'll see and I rolled with Gordon Ryan.
And he goes, you wanna see it?
I go, no, I know how it went.
He was like, man, I don't need to see it.
He tied you in knots, he was dude.
I, he's like, I thought,
because I was a bigger guy, you know,
I've rolled a little bit,
I thought I could do something, I go,
I go, it's insane dude.
I go, he's literally the best we have to offer.
And he's not that small.
Can we, do you, you might be small,
but he's not that small and strong.
I said, that's his language.
I'll tie you the fuck up. And he goes, I can be honest, he goes, I know, I was ignorant. He goes,
I thought I'd do better. He was literally tossing the air, flipping me, sweeping me, choking me
wherever you want. He goes, I can't believe it. I go, there were so many people need to roll with
just a normal black belt. Yeah. Just to understand what level you have to get to be a black belt. I said,
now you decide to roll with the 1 percent of one percent or black belt.
He's the best to ever do it.
He's like really I'm like the best.
The last time I rolled with a black belt was Niko
who was Sandtripwish friend, my friend.
And he's my size, maybe even a little skinnier.
Black belt.
When I tell you he kept fucking choke tapping me,
but he kept using a dors from different angles
and I couldn't stop it.
Of course not.
I'll thank you, but why would you be able to do it?
I know, but I'm like, what the fuck?
Why would you be able to?
One, like, one, tap, one, tap, one.
That's like being pissed, you can't speak farcy.
Of course, of course.
And you're reading from a farcy bible.
And you're like, I don't understand how I can't do it.
What do you mean?
All right.
What do you mean?
You thought you were gonna do well? And you're not doing anything.
You can try to stop whatever you want.
It ain't happening.
That's what Thor goes, he rolled me and goes again, again, again.
He goes, finally, I was like, I'm just not gonna do anything.
I'm just gonna try and hold him down.
He just couldn't, I go Thor.
He is the very best.
I told Thor I go, you have a better chance
at blocking Kevin Durant's shot
than having any success against Gordon Ryan.
It's not happening.
I can't believe that you're going to do well. I can stop laughing.
Which he did not enjoy.
I couldn't stop laughing because he's going to be mad.
He actually think he'd have a chance.
He thought you would, he was like, I know, I wouldn't beat him, but I thought I could at least control him a little.
Well, that was like with Bradley Martin and his athletic and strong.
But he dabbles in Jitsa. I was like, if you roll with Dylan Danis or one of
those guys, like, and you were like, try it. I could see that. I was like, that wouldn't,
that's not good. That's all I do. I don't, I don't get in the debate a lot. I pick him
up some, Google, try it. Good. Yeah. Go take a world champion. Like, Dylan Danis, I
know, I know, I know, who's a clown in social that. No, I get all that. That's fun. Roll them.
Roll that.
I mean, how it goes for you?
No, let me know I go. Just the exactly like it went for Thor.
But what you want to talk about, like,
is they broke it up into groups.
So they do like waves.
So I was the first seat and there was a second heat.
First seat was like me, the CrossFit champ Justin,
a juji, um, and then the power lifter,
the gay power lifter, that was like the first seat.
But the second heat was...
Did you know you were gonna be working out like this?
I had no clue.
And I signed autographs for four hours before this.
My back is already tight.
I'm fine right now though.
But the second heat, when they started walking up,
I was like, oh now the real celebrities are here.
Now that, Judy, I didn't realize that,
but he was, his line was insane.
Yeah.
When Thor and Eva, Eva Marie, I think the WWE girl,
she's, she's probably on the post for a reign.
She's pink hair gorgeous.
You know, she is gorgeous.
She's like the villain, WWE.
I know she is.
Straight up, dying piece.
But so she's super famous among that crowd.
Thor, obviously, is super famous. There she is.
Yeah, she is.
What's the word? Oh yeah.
Courage.
Oh, I asked not to be next to her. I was like, are we the same species?
Yeah, she's awesome too. And her husband over there, like she's such a...
Who's her hubby?
Her husband.
That's her right there. Yeah, that's her husband right there, like such. Who's her hubby? Her husband. That's her right there.
Yeah, that's her husband right there.
That's right there.
That's, that's, that's, you know what?
Good for that normal looking guy.
Good for that normal looking fella.
But I was telling you guys,
and they just moved to Dallas,
but look at her, here's so cool.
But I was, he's so lucky.
But I was, he's so lucky. But I was, he's so lucky.
But so lucky.
I was talking her about, she didn't comment on this.
I'm not trying to get in trouble with the WWE,
but I said, when you're negotiating contracts,
because it's not like the UFC, like if Sean Strickland
or Connor or John Jones aside, they want to be the heel and be the dark person.
You know, they went fights. It's very black and white. But in WWE, they decide who's going to be a
star, who's going to be the heel. But if they decide you're a heel, well, especially in social
media time, people are stupid and think that's actually you. So the amount of toxic negative
comments you're going to get on social media down the road,
you're not against many sponsorships
is the baby face now or the champion.
Do they take that in consideration
when they negotiate your contract?
She goes, I don't think I've ever heard anybody bring that up.
I went all out, you know, when it comes to fighter pad
to dive into that.
So I was just thinking W.O.B. and she went.
Very good question.
Yeah. And then she was just like, no comment.
She had a camera's around, she had no comments. Yeah. And then she was just like, no comment. She had no cameras around, she was like,
I got no comments.
Yeah.
She's like, that's a brilliant idea though.
Yeah.
I'm like, because you gotta realize in 22,
when they go, you're gonna be the heel,
the fan base goes, that's a bad person,
fuck them and they attack you online.
So she gets death threats.
She's like, her family is death threats
or husband gets far through it.
Smart people out there.
Some smart people are smart.
Because they think it's real,
that'd be like being mad at the Joker in a movie.
Yeah, no.
And set him death threats, you're a bad person, Joker.
Yes, smart.
Excuse me.
So, you know, so the fan base doesn't realize it,
that she was, it was playing for her to be the bad person.
So she didn't get so much backlash online.
You're not getting the big endorsements,
like Pepsi or Coke or whatever,
he's not gonna co-sign this villain.
So they should come and say you more.
She was like, no comment.
She was on how to pay in that.
I was like, she's sump now.
But I can see the wheels turning.
I like to plant that little seed.
I'm gonna walk away now.
That must have been pretty cool.
Finally, great time.
And some of those crossfit women have got cakes
I mean, you didn't there wasn't a flat asked to be found bro. It's asking. Oh, you don't mean about
I get my ass isn't bad. No, my ass isn't terrible
There I've never thought about your no there. I was mr. Burns. My ass yeah, so bring up a sprints ass. Jen my ass was
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me in. Yeah, I know. They're like, ooh, well, the crossfit. Well, the crossfit.
Yeah, those crossfit gals are...
It's not even the cross, because Olympia's not really crossfit.
There's some crossfit.
Olympia's bodybuilders.
Oh, yeah.
And then the bodybuilders girls, they dev lift and do them squats.
So that ass has to grow.
No, it's, it's a...
They're fertilizing.
I think, troll.
They're fertilizing.
It's out of control.
Mind my neck.
And by the way, your ass is part of your what you're showing off
So you you're working your glue. Oh, they're not wearing loose clothes either guys or gals everybody got nasty real fake
It's fantastic. No, it's it's a whole situation. Oh
Yeah, oh boy. I've never seen so many dudes look like Cardi B from behind. It was just my mind
My and you know I was trying to be right there. Oh, that's real like it
Dude, I was you love that dude. I was trying not to look so my neck, that's real. Oh, man. Dude, I was trying not to look.
So my neck, my neck's fucked up because I wasn't,
I wasn't looking to be as long like this,
trying to avoid it.
Probably go over here.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
It's very difficult.
It'll actually exhaust you.
It'll exhaust you when you got to look that much.
It gets in your, you know, you're just like, ah.
Oh, you know what?
You know, that's what exhaust me is by no means
in my as famous as Thor.
So many people come up to him.
I just started trolling his pictures.
I just started photobombing his pictures.
Once I ran on my fans, I like to his line.
I'm like, you use on Game of Thrones.
And you just come back round going.
I'm going like this.
Yep.
And then his camera guy, I'm like,
you believe this?
He's crazy famous.
I'm like, you believe this?
He's crazy famous stupid fans
That's why he lives in Iceland. I was talking about how famous is our CrossFit boy. He's famous among the Crossfitters
Crossfit. He's he's he's he's a passion at home. Yeah, he's the guy. He's young his personality and his girl's pretty famous too for Australia
So you know, but probably half a million followers on social media, but it's not all about social media. Yeah, she's a cross-fitter that she was the most
successful female American of all time. She just retired. She's 30. Wow. What is her name?
Kara Pierce
Kara carry pairs
Is it Ellie beat Turner? That's that's his that's Justin's girlfriend. Okay
Oh there is That's Justin's girlfriend. Oh, there goes
That's not his girlfriend. The shoes the retired one though. She tied it. There's one that did it with us six time crossfit athlete
Yeah, four time fitness that she's a crazy. She's in crazy
She did 135 she got like 50 some I mean insane 30. Yeah 30 31
Really it's all they do do yeah, 31. Huh. Huh. Really?
That's all they do do.
Yeah.
They're frees.
Oh.
Frees.
She's 30.
Jacked.
Jacked.
She's 30 though.
I'll double check here.
Yeah, she's 30.
Pretty sure she's 30, 31.
The strain of the, that's a lot of work.
She looks a little bit, a little bit older than that.
That's fine.
I'm not.
33.
33, yeah. Yeah. It's just, they, you put your body through a lot of stuff. I guess that's a Hungary tire older than that. 33? 33? Yeah.
They put your body through a lot of stuff.
I guess that's a time-grey tire.
Yeah, I mean, oh, go back, go back, go back.
That's where she was.
Let me see.
Go, go up.
That's not her, B. That's her helping people out.
No, that's her.
That's her.
No, it's not.
That's a different one.
That's clients from God's sakes.
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, she's just giving them...
She knows a lot.
If you want to train somebody, that's the gal right there.
She probably knows you.
Yeah, I'm gonna.
Freaks do.
Yeah, they're just different athletes.
They're just beasties.
You gotta just put yourself through crazy pain.
Yeah, that Olympia.
And I don't follow Olympia really more,
but the, the, the Remi's like the guy.
Who want it, Jen?
I assume Remi did.
But it's not like, we used to thought when it was like,
Phil Heath, Kai, I was with Kai Green all weekend. He's awesome.
Right. Kai Green stayed relevant for a long time.
He was a real.
He's still training.
Oh, he's competing.
Yeah.
He's still competing.
No, no, no.
Is that right?
Howdy Chupin.
Um, 20 to 21.
Do you remember first Iranian competitor that ever take?
So, um, yeah, click who what who like do they have the like the results like first second third or
We do
Here we go
So he did he's the one on how did you how did you dog dog get your dick out of our face? How do you tube?
It's a big right big ramy fifth. Only got 30 G's.
Who's big, rami?
He was, uh, so a big rami was looking
to become the eighth person I want to have a list there.
Eighth person ever to win three Mr.
Olympia tiles with six others winning the L.
least three in a row.
And then he lost.
So I keep going down.
So this is the winner right there.
Wow.
Howdy, chupian.
Look at that.
Yeah, you know where he's from.
You're on.
All natty.
Probably.
All natty.
I would imagine.
I want to see the other guys though.
You know, you're not seeing more chocolate bodies in your life either at the Olympia.
All chocolate bodies.
Yeah, you got a tan.
I can't believe we haven't canceled chocolate body yet.
You do like food coloring or whatever it is.
I don't know.
No, you just, it's like a tanning thing. This bit. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I you're wearing I'm gonna switch gears here a little bit because oh there is oh wow
Yeah, whoa wait that is that Nick the mutant look look at the one with his back gin
That's a photoshop that's not real. Yeah, that is I mean a lot of these look photoshop that's real
But this looks real
Chocolate body white face
Oh, chocolate body white face
Vanilla face chocolate body
Looking good boys
Legs are ridiculous run talk
Bill like a teenage meeting in the trouble. Yeah, that's a crazy body now
Chocolate let's let's switch gears a little bit. You're wearing an Argentine fan
I don't know if you know this I've been a Argentinian fan. It's crazy say that since since 1983 it's been my team. Yeah for me it may be
my team since they won and I have to say me too that they'm another player not named messy. Yeah.
And I'm glad you I'm glad you asked me that question. You know what I say? Yes. Some one of those guys
anyway. Yeah and I yeah I just one of those guys dude it's it's a team effort. I'm not gonna
single I'm not gonna single anybody out okay
Sergio There you go Sergio is great
Look I'm a diehard art I've had a fan. I'm a diehard messy fan my favorite
Fas all know bro look at my shirt. I've had a sense of baby. That was that was a crazy
One-sided okay. That was such an exciting and I've in my day at mid-dewell
X new down the road I would appreciate it and so many I like it. I like it. I like it dude. Newer that size now. Here's the thing
Um, big baby. Got pay. Got pays. There's a bapay whatever's name from France and bapay another freak who won the golden boot
He won the golden now. You know messy and bapay and
Needle-meyeridamire are all teammates.
And Premier League.
No, it's okay.
90 million, yeah, it's 23.
Now, he's 98, field.
Yes, 23.
Satchev Freak.
Yeah, so good.
So that Pear St. Germain, Messi plays on there.
He plays, they're on the same team.
I didn't know.
And Nidamire, I think, I know Messi's know her I'm need a my I think I know messes
Neymar I think it's Neymar. They got the Brazilian so the three stars. They all play and sing on Neymar Neymar
Oh Neymar dude. I'm such a big fan
Neymar no in Portuguese in Portuguese. Oh, all right. Neymar of course Neymar. Yes, Paris engine man football club
I didn't realize well listen I mean, they all play on that team. So why they're on the
Massie considered like a lot of people say I was talking to a guy who is yesterday. Who is the
Broadcaster and played for 18 years what for the World Cup?
Play for 18 years. We use broadcast the World Cup and called you after the cup
What's that I'm on a hard time buying this no he got done with the broadcast But he was like Brian I have to tell you the finals are called most of the the walk up
But not the finals no and I said his name. I don't remember the name, but he played for 18 years
He's I'm not buying this at all go go and he called you out of all his friends. I thought he was at a party for years
My friends party's been he's English. There is JP this guy really no
Keep on I'm called bull shit. Derek. I'll find him
Keep going that's it
These here. Yeah back up. Oh, I'm
One Derek Ray
Nope, that's not him. All right, you and I'll find him on drugs box
All right. You can go on.
I'll find him.
100 bucks.
Do you think maybe maybe as a soccer podcast?
No, no, hold on.
He does it in the basement, right?
Sir.
Does he play FIFA a lot?
Sir, he's there.
Did he win the World Cup in FIFA, buddy?
Oh, let me see.
Where are the, where are the, oh Fernando?
Is that him?
With the stash?
Yeah, he's there.
Anyway, it's got, it's Guy Moubran. Go ahead and carry Yeah, he's there. Anyway, it's guy, Mau Brae.
Go ahead and carry on, let's pretend.
And he said, yeah, I'm probably his him.
Yeah, it's him.
It's a British one, just look up British.
It says, it worked on BBC.
So it is, BBC, worked up.
B.T. Sport, yeah.
Yeah, well, one of those fucking guys,
maybe it's Clive.
Yep. Let me see
Either way never happened, but let's pretend it did carry on
Yeah, it's definitely not Clive
It's that guy right there Gary Linnaker. Oh, there you go. Okay, carry on so he uh
He I said what is if you had your choice? Pelé, Maradona
Messy
Ronaldo you get one pick messy.. He said, I think Messi is magic.
He said, I think Messi does things that I think no one ultimately has done.
Like he's that good.
General general answer.
He said, he said, he said, nobody said like, other sorry, like guys on his level played
that long.
They'll look at him.
They go, like you can see that like Ronaldo is such a freak athlete and all that.
But Messi's five six and they go, like you can see that like Ronaldo's such a freak athlete and all that but
Messy's five six and they just Free whatever that was
He's free got free, too. Don't get twisted super free cap
I think those guys are all freak athletes like whatever it is about them
Well, you know messing Ronaldo when they were like four
Yeah, they found it. They found them and then they were
grooming them to get to the big leagues
So I want to have you quantify it.
It's being able to see the field, being able to place the ball where it needs to be.
You got everything.
I got one buddy in his son play soccer and his, it's not Saint Germain.
It's another Premier League team.
He's the scout.
He's at dinner with him.
He's like, man, look at my son.
What do you think?
Because they see it early and he goes, he's trying to be nice.
He goes, looks like he's having fun. That's it. Yeah, he goes, looks like he's having fun. And then he goes, oh, do you think because they see it early and he goes, he's trying to be nice, he goes, looks like he's having fun.
That's it.
Yeah, he goes, looks like he's having fun.
And then he goes, oh, do you see anything?
He goes, no, no.
And he goes, he's six, he goes, I know.
Looks like he's having fun.
Are you done now?
That's six.
He looks like he's having fun in America, okay?
Wow.
If you want to show me a Brazilian kid in the favela,
it's who's six.
Yeah.
It's just gonna hurt your feelings.
It's gonna hurt.
Looks like he's having fun. So I get gonna hurt your feelings. It's gonna hurt.
He's having fun.
So I get back to dinner.
So there's a guy who played, who's a stupid bitch.
Yes, there's a guy who played for Cameroon or something
or...
Doesn't matter.
Or somewhere, and he was a high level baller.
But you see him, he's coaching all the little kids.
You see him, he's, I don't know, six, two and thin, but you can see he's just a straight up athlete,
you know, he looks different.
Sure.
His kid, he had a child with a Swedish woman or something
who's all that athlete.
Told you to drink a lot of.
He'd see his kid with those other kids.
Out what?
And it's so obvious.
You're like, that kid looks like he's on spring.
Oh, but I, it looks like he's on a trampoline when he runs.
Dude, I keep it real, my kid.
Tiger, he's six.
His buddy Joshua plays with the, you know,
the 10 and 12 year olds, cause he's such a freak.
How old is he?
His dad, he's six, too, but he can't play.
He plays with the 10 and 12 year olds.
Oh, the first game, I said, man,
what should we have Joshua out here
and the coach looked at me, he us? He'd score 50 goals.
He can't be out here.
Why?
Because this is for like entry level.
He can't be out here.
The little score of 50 goals.
We get, he shut the league down.
He's that good.
He goes, that kid's an outline.
What?
Because his dad played pro and he grew up doing it
and doing all the footwork.
It's not any dubs.
And he loves it, right?
Pass him about, place six times a week, nut those.
Like, he can't hang out with Tiger K's playing soccer.
So, Tiger's like, oh, my buddy wants to play,
I'm gonna play, Tiger's playing, I go to the games.
He goes to goals first game,
I go, when the hot tub that night, I go,
I'm funny, I go, soccer's not for you, right?
Is he mean man, this thing can be your thing.
He goes, no, I'm gonna get fun, right?
But it's not your thing.
And then he adds,
Already, how do you know?
It's not a thing, it's gonna be too big. And just the footwork, all that But it's not your thing. And then he adds, already it, how do you, how do you,
it's not a thing, it's gonna be too big.
And just the footwear, all that.
He's gonna be too big.
It's too big.
If you wanna be a goli, I guess.
He a football player.
Football player.
And then he played,
that daddy couldn't be, you're too big.
No, he's 270.
Also in America, right?
Hey.
I don't know, it's common.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
They came out with the rankings and America's ranked 15th. We're seeing the big. Yeah, but I got a problem with that because we're Americans. They're getting there. We're getting it. They came out the rankings and America's ranked 15th
Yeah, but I got problem with that because we're Americans are not American. They're all fucking Europe. Then they're
No, there's a lot of Americans. There's there's a ton of English isn't their first language. Let's put it down
No, they are. It'll be a hater. It's not true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like what's the name?
Our argument team. The our best player is was born and fucking like Cleveland. a lot of like a lot of these off Croatian descent
Parents born race here. He's born right here came here played at I think Duke some shit like that
Pulsik bring up Pulsik. He's a captain of the team
He you you you place for Liverpool. He's a fucking stud
And he's from Hershey pencil Vania bro. All right. How dare you place for Chelsea? Yeah, he's born and raised there, man
superstar
He's he's the best player on team by far and he can play with the boys over in Premier League most Americans can't yeah
That's not yeah, well, that's also because there's a soccer pipeline up a program when you're a kid
You go away to soccer school. We do that here too, but now you do. No, but not like the way the Europeans do.
No, no, we're getting there, but that also,
like I'm telling you, watch what America focuses on,
which we're going to now.
And I think because America did have a good showing, right?
They went to a draw with England, which is massive.
So now, kids are growing up watching that.
They're gonna be more, kind of,
they're gonna have more heroes,
and at Pulsex, all the kids are looking up to him
So as kids move on if there's actual, you know something there because thing about we do that in football
Yeah, little league and then baseball like that's why we dominate basketball
Yeah, like those feeder leagues for young kids are nuts. I was the playing year round. They start doing that soccer
It blew my mind. I think this game was so amazing. Oh
Arjun seeing a friend team. Let me see nobody speaks English. Nobody they're all dude
I'm sick you being a goddamn comian
Every literally is from pencil Vania. Yeah, one guy speaks English the rest of them are and he's the best literally
Dutch
African no, no, wow. You see a black African huh? Wow wow wow. That's where we're going. Yeah, they're Americans just like you son of a bitch
Yeah, your family's from Italy.
So if you're on the team would say, oh, he's Italian.
No, I'm just saying.
You fucking communists.
I'm just saying, let me see what I say.
Sean Johnson.
Sean Johnson, Matt Turner, Ethan, Sergio Des, I'll give you that.
Aaron Long, Shaq, Tim, Sergio Des, you got a Tim on the team.
Tim, Tim Reame, ready for the widest thing ever thing ever long Joe Scali funny Robinson Walker Zimmerman
Okay, well Lucha Delatore Adam, okay, I give you Tyler Adams
Helen Winston
Kellen Acosta Acosta Brendan
You you you miss Musa. Hey suit for you. you, Eunice Musa. Hey, Su's for Yere. Eunice Musa.
These people are awful.
And there's Christian Polsick.
Beastie.
Need to educate yourself.
Oh, you're one of those guys.
You're one of those guys.
Hey Christian, you gotta get rid of those bangs.
Now, we make all of mine in the world,
so yeah, definitely fix your hair.
But also Tim,
feel like you'd be good receiver, right?
It was a look for it.
Tipway.
Yeah, that Tim Brown.
Tim, where he's got some speed.
Josh Sargent.
Now, now, hey, you that guy, World Cup,
it's the thing right now, so you dip your toe in it.
Yeah.
Fair weather fan.
Since 1978, fair weather fan.
It is exciting though.
At that level?
I love it.
Well, you only love it in the world. Hey, we're all excited about Kassakarano flute ball for the rest of you
Yeah, once every four years were I missed hey once every four years
Yes, and I missed a lot too many games. I miss Brazil losing. I watch all of them
I saw most of them. It's my girl so into it
But did it was she makes you watch it with the Mexican commentating to make it even worse
It's
more exciting now. It's not because you don't know what the fuck they're saying. Now there was a video
of the Argentinian broadcaster. I even know it for 30 years. And this was this last game.
When he goes when they win, I get to see it. He goes go. You know how they go and search crime.
Go go. He's trying to get it out dude. It's powerful. Oh,
That's the coach
Dude they were so emotional. I was so beautiful
My answer is the Andre's contour. Yeah, I
See this. Oh, oh
Here I don't know good Yeah, I gotta see this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh That's more than a game
Hey, have you seen have you seen when salt bay?
Because he's Argentinian rushes the field and tries to get messy's attention
It's on barstool and scram I think her Twitter
Wait, sure that guy doing it like screaming like that. No, there's no video. God, just that audio. That was fucking good.
Isn't that crazy?
That was great.
That make your day.
Wait, what is his problem?
So Salt Bay is Argentinian, right?
He's kind of famous in America, I guess.
I guess when making people deep throat slices of steak.
No, Salt Bay is Turkish.
Oh, that's right.
So he goes to the thing.
He looks.
He's solidified himself as the goat, the greatest of all time.
And it's not because of his seven-bomb or a wolf.
He blows him off though.
He's like, mmm, get out of here.
It's his moment.
It's like, Mr. Mornin, he's grabbing his elbow, and he's like, okay.
What are you doing?
You got your picture, okay.
That's so weird with his shot.
He's not having it.
It's like, get out of here, man.
Yeah, he's not having it.
I mean, I would assume this makes Messi the greatest ever to do it because, right?
Ronaldo, Jesus Christ.
Look at this guy.
Because Ronaldo, I went to that restaurant, by the way.
If I had seen him in the steak, I wouldn't do it.
I won't let my girl do it either.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, you got deep-throating his sirloin.
Look at Messi.
But then he keeps going on him, and then he's like, get outta here, dude.
That what I mean.
He's like, yeah, you're very cool. You're salt bay.
I'm messy.
The most famous thing I think on the planet right now.
Way from me.
Now I was assuming this solidifies messy
as the best I ever do because him and Ronaldo
is like one or two, depends, right?
Well, Ronaldo's team didn't win it.
You gotta guess he did, I assume you do. You you got no soccer roll enough I probably sound like you need
a swan song and he's not even retired like no he's retired that was his last game
ever mess he was that was his last game what an incredible I just found
out every time okay well that's fine I didn't know that that's fine did he yeah it's
fine he's not playing that's it next year that's it that's what's the big one but he's
playing on such a high level he's still doing doing it. He's older dude. He can still do it. Clearly. I got a look into this
Did nine rumors of his retirement you fuck?
Oh, I'm not gonna retire for the national team. Why do you have to say things?
I want the drama. I want the drama. No, you are fucking completely
Chimro. No, you're a little me.
No, you're a fat chest kid.
You know, no, this.
See, I want the drums.
Damn it.
Everybody's about to cry.
Yeah, it was.
I had a whole plan.
I set up the announcer.
People are careful.
He's only 35.
Ah.
What a way to go.
Sipping your dumbfills.
Oh, you wish you had it.
I do.
What a way to go out though.
What a way to go out. I'm thinking of better than that, dude. Just chance you want it. I do. What a way to go out though. What a way to go out I'm thinking of better than that dude. Just chance you want it in another four years and good
That's correct. I think Brazil's ranked number one. I don't know. I mean, I never wait for another four years
Oh, watch the women
Is this what I think this is made up wood yeah, the, the WIMMS is coming up. Is this wood?
Yeah.
No, your sock's trying to go the WIMMS game.
What is it?
That sign is made from the, that's neon, right?
And that's a gas for the most part.
Go the WIMMS game though.
Hey, that, that Brittany Griner, you're like,
we gotta get her out.
Cool.
Go to a game, bruh.
Show the support by Jersey.
Somebody said, somebody said,
do you know one other NBA, WMBA player? Just give me one more name.
Yeah, I saw some comedy a bit on it and he goes, for those of you mad at me,
bring up this Britney grand thing, name the team she plays for. And he goes,
I'll wait. Shut the fuck up. So good. And some woman was saying,
Don Lemon had had something to say to don lemon was like
defending it because this woman goes we need to put more the same resources in the
and w m b a isn't and and if we if big media and money put money behind it people will
watch the b m b a and don't let me was go we was going that's just not true no it goes
well the women should be paid just as much. It goes, the marketplace says no.
Donald M. who was the voice of reason,
you know when that happens.
Now, the only thing is with the women soccer,
they're dominant and they actually bring in
more eyeballs than the guys, I think.
So now they've made it almost equal pay.
Because they actually, again, it's market value.
The women soccer team generates viewership,
so they get paid what they're worth.
They generate viewership?
Yeah, not.
Bring it up, Chinat.
Again, when it comes to soccer,
I'm gonna try it once they're worth it.
Bring up, of course, get paid.
US women's soccer viewership compared to men's soccer.
Yeah, I mean, they should.
I'd love to see it, but the men's,
I mean, especially this year, it was big,
I feel like we got into
22% higher than the men's in 2018. Wow good for them
I'm all for it that they should get paid. Well, yeah, it's market value and also 100% if WMBA
Views were the same as NBA. They would get the court Thorns nobody nobody watches anything, but you know good for them
We know where you watch is what women soccer or even American
soccer men's not true. That's not true. That's not true. In the
world cup, they do. No, outside world cup. No, we don't pay attention to, I
mean, the MLS bullshit and all that. That's like, because you're getting
us David Beckham, he's 55 with his nuts down his ankles kicking
fucking corner kicks.
C5 with his nuts down to his ankles kicking fucking core kicks. Is he still playing?
No.
So this is a little bit warm.
Yeah, but this is a while ago because they got equal pay.
So the US women is the number one in the world and contributes higher revenues for US soccer
than the men's team, but they're still paid a fraction with the men earned.
Women deserve equal pay for equal
or better working off as factors in on soccer field.
No, I think if the market test...
They changed it. No, I'm telling you, they changed it.
Yeah. They get paid now.
Good.
And I ran to women's soccer team.
Psych.
Psych.
As he's joining the women's soccer team.
Psych.
Full Ja.
Full Ja.
That kid is score 50 points.
What? That kid is score 50 points. Oh yeah. You just can't. That kid has scored 50 points. What? That kid has scored 50 points.
Oh yeah. You just can't be out there, it's a score.
I went to a Black Rifle Coffee.
Did their podcast?
Elton Salt Lake.
Matt Best.
Hey, equal. Stay home, right?
Matt Best and Evan Haffer.
No, I had a great time.
Matt Best and Evan Haffer.
Love it.
There's my voice.
There's such a good guy.
And Evan made me a hell of a cup of coffee.
Well, Evan's the connoisseur.
Matt's the connoisseur.
Matt's the connoisseur of the face,
but Evan knows he was making coffee in the fox hole.
Yeah, and Evan's done some stuff in the military.
All from him.
This and that.
I tell you Matt, best of that.
We bring it, Bre and other shit.
Matt, some nice stuff too,
as those tattoos and he has a bullet with, has like a 19, I tell you what's and that's a great brain other shit Matt best net some nice stuff to his those tattoos And he has a bullet with has like a 19 I go. What's the 19 stand for you? I don't talk about that went I
Get it. Uh-huh. Hey, I get it. Evan is Evan is such a great guy and such a
Down-earth motherfucker man. He's such a down-earth companies was like
500 million. Oh, that's, they went public over a billion.
Yeah, they're massive.
And they started nine years ago.
We were, they had them on the podcast.
Dude, I had my own big brown coffee with them.
Yeah, we've been with them for a hot second.
Yeah, now they're with, they're in all the
Dick's boarding goods, like they're massive.
Yeah, they have commercials.
I like to pick Evans' brand because he's super smart
about the real shit,
like the real tip of the spear stuff, all the, all the, all the stuff.
Nobody loves that. Yeah, like rifle gunship coffee. Yeah, I've
them. I've been all man. I had, I heard something that kind of,
like, like, kind of blew my mind, like, fucking, you know,
these guys that we were talking on the podcast about, you know,
how to deal with challenges and life and all that stuff you know things come up
yeah sure any goes on standard part of any goes uh...
they had the sky who would have been in the military twenty one years doing
some shit
you understand twenty one years
so we call black ops yeah
black ops like that that that you have on the beach it yeah
like their divisions in that didn't the sort of paramilitary CIA where they'll be like here's $10
You got to take three modes of transportation and get from Paris to like London go you like what?
Yeah shit like that. So anyway, he's he's on his 21st year
Last mission to win the most dangerous shit gets hit gets hit by an ID, his legs get blown off.
I'm not gonna have it.
Legs get totally taken away.
Last one on.
You know what I said?
Fuck it.
He fucked now.
He looks down and he goes, challenge accepted.
Never looked back.
And by the way, it's killing it.
Oh, I'm sure.
But I mean,
Well, that's what's great about my friend. I never thought, I never forgot that.
I was like, yeah, all those guys.
Everybody in that office is,
all of the most people are like veterans.
Tip of the spirit.
Don't wanna shit.
Humble and great guys.
Everyone is all, to work there, you have to be a former,
loved them.
Yeah, military.
Yeah.
Then Evan just gave his friends the two military guys
Like a huge area right there for the way they forge knives
Grizzly forger and another makes the knives there. Yeah, and they were great. I mean, it's a great It's like you go there and it's like a big family. Oh, no, I love those guys. God
Did you listen to David Goggins? We get motivational listen to David Goggins on you know not Dave Gondz fan
I do in the David Goggins, we get motivational, I just said, David Goggins on, you know, not David Goggins fan, I don't know.
What I do.
The viewers who are just listening,
the camera's gonna pick up on it.
I don't like your attitude, okay?
I didn't do anything.
Cause he was a Navy SEAL.
I didn't say anything.
You know, when I say David Goggins, you know, I guess.
I didn't.
I won't be very clear with the fans.
You know, I did not say anything about David Goggins.
No, I just, you want him running to your house
being shit out of you.
No, I was just thinking about.
What you're proud of? This guy lost his legs, and then you're talking about David Goggins, who's just a lot no shit out of you. No, I was just thinking about what you're proud.
This guy lost his legs and then you're talking like
David Goggins who's just a lot of running and it felt
I was a lot of running just all the right.
Yeah, David Goggins I think was in a program in the seal
teams where he was
what he laughing, Brian.
I'm thinking about something else.
No, you're not.
What he laughing? I'm thinking about something else. No, you're not. What are you laughing?
I'm not laughing.
What program was he in?
No, don't.
Oh, I was thinking about saying, I was gonna make a joke.
So David Goggins was actually, I think,
in a program, the Navy SEALs, where they take you
and you represent them in sports.
So you represent them in triathlons.
You went through buds, though?
Yeah, but I think Goggins was not so much in,
to bring that up to you, just David Goggins have, is he battle tested? No, so much in it. Did bring that up, dude.
Does David Goggins have, is he battle tested?
No. Well, I don't think he's in combat.
But that's not saying you are a little bit. Let's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no were more like doesn't deploy to Iraq. Sealed team five ever heard of it. Yeah.
And so there's a training instructor with other seals.
David Goggins was a guy who repris so the seals I think I've heard this from other seals
that he represented the seals as a sort of an ambassador in sport in triathlons and
stuff like that.
So he went through all the program but I think rather than be in combat.
No he was in combat? No.
Yeah, maybe.
The deployment and I, seal team five.
Yeah, as well, so he was training instructor for other seals until I'm five during Operation
Red Wings in Afghanistan.
Twelve Naysayles were killed and more injured and brutal fighting.
So he's definitely in a good form.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I heard something else, but I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I sure do.
I do, yeah, I'm sure he is.
I don't want to get into this because I'm already in a, I'm already in, but I don't know. I don't know anything I should. I do feel, well, I'm sure. I don't wanna get into this,
because I'm already in a,
I'm already in a, I don't wanna,
sound like I'm dissing anybody.
Like, and I don't know, David Goggins,
I don't know anything about it.
He laughed a little bit.
I don't know, I don't know anything about it.
I don't know, you don't have to tattoo him.
I'm not about to tattoo him.
I'm not about to tattoo him.
But what I understood was that he had,
by choice or by what they, they took him and said,
look, you're in this crazy shape.
You love these triathlons.
Represent us over here.
And that's where he cost my most of his time.
Sure, but either way is a bad ass.
Yeah.
The thing about them too though is,
and I thought, you know,
like the American sniper guy was named Kyle.
Chris Kyle?
Chris Kyle, right?
There seems to be this thing too
when these guys get like Uber famous
at the other, like,
not all of them,
but few of them will try and bring them down.
Happening in comedy happens a lot of things.
So David Goggins, right?
Massively famous now.
There seems to be this narrative
of what people try and tear it down.
It's just society, it's what we do.
Yes.
Unfortunately.
So David Goggins, I don't give a shit
if he served 10 tours or one tour
for the guy to do what he did
and go through buds and be an outlier,
like a mental, like seven outlier.
I like what he says about.
You haven't listened to him, Rogan?
It's not the new one.
You said you didn't.
You said you didn't before.
I didn't hear the last one.
I like what he says about.
He's very honest with himself.
Well of course, but it's journey and stuff.
Well I was thinking about, like,
and he's like, I don't do other podcast,
like he only does Rogan.
He's like, I don't wanna talk about him,
I'm running, I'm doing my shit, right?
He's always competing with himself,
but, and he didn't have a Mineskis,
like, they were like, we can't believe you ran,
little alone, 200 miles,
he's like doing all this shit,
like, just mentally, just complete savage.
Like, almost a sociopath, like,
the way he trains and runs,
I'm like, there's something there.
Psycho, yeah.
Yeah, psychopath.
Psychopath.
Like crazy about it.
Like yeah, like just cut from a different cloth.
He'll die.
Yeah, cut from a different cloth.
He says him and Cam and Haynes get together
and they see who can break who.
Damn.
And then he's like, we're still trying.
We've been friends for about 10 years.
Never been able to break each other.
Like they're just, they did 15 miles to start
and they did six minute miles,
they average six minute miles.
Get the, get out of here.
And he was saying, camhains, he was like,
I know this path, he was like,
this for sure I'm gonna break him,
he was like, and I see him venture off somewhere
and he's like, oh, I broke him, finally.
Nope, camhains coming, you're the motherfucker I thought you were.
Wait, how old is Camman?
How old is Camman? He's 55. David and Cam, not young. How old is he? I were Wait, how old is this camera?
Nancy's 55 David and Cam not young how old is yeah, I want to find a hold this guy. That's crazy 50 face my age how old
David's my age looking at David's 47
Draco wouldn't willing 51 just savages dude, but I think about it for
Not that he needs money. I'm sure he's his books crush it and he's so motivation you read another book
He wrote another one. That's why he's coming out,
wrote him for a crores book.
But David Goggins, I was thinking,
man, he could make so much money
doing motivational speaking.
And I was thinking when I was a kid,
I don't know if he's doing that.
Well, I'm like, does he go to a division,
like does he go to Ohio State, Alabama, talk?
But then I was here, I'm talking like,
he's almost too extreme.
Well, I don't know if these kids can relate to it.
Cause he's such an outlier amongst outliers.
Like the stuff he does is so insane.
Yeah.
You can book him.
100 grand.
Yeah, that's sad.
But he's like such an outlier amongst outliers.
Like, from when I heard I heard somebody on podcasts,
again, I don't know shit about Navy SEALS clearly,
but they're saying he was even disliked
amongst the SEALS because he was such an outlier,
like always talking shit, like always trying to break people,
and they were just like,
he wasn't one of the guys, I guess,
he was like an outlier amongst outliers that buds can't,
like they didn't like it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Is that what he said?
And he remembered that's from his mouth.
I think so.
And then he was also like 300 something pounds too. Yeah, I read about that. Nuts. Yeah, I heard what he said and he said that's from his mouth? I think so and then he was also like 300 some pounds to yeah
I read about that nuts. Yeah, I heard him talking about that
But I was like man
One of these be good to talk like you don't see a Colorado or Alabama and then I was heard him talking like he's almost two
Savage for this where these kids are like Jesus Christ
Yeah, you know like we can't relate to this well some people get motivation from it and other people don't it
Just depends on your person because it be but he also does a good job right now.
He's like, because they're,
Rose asks about failures.
He's like, I fail all the time,
but I don't call it failures, I call it attempts.
So I position my mind where it's an attempt,
not a failure, it's an attempt.
So I'm an attempt, eventually I'm gonna get it.
So my take, that's the stuff I like about.
I might take me six attempts, but they're not failures
because I'm engaging till I get it. It's an attempt.
I find a motivational just because he's such an outlaw.
For me, that's not, I've never jelled with that.
So some kids, that'll work on some people and the kind of people that works on are people
that go in the military or the certain jobs that that requires.
And I'm not saying it's not without value for everybody, but then there are people that that's not as motivated.
Oh, I don't think he's for everybody, but he's not.
No, he's such an outlier.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's such an outlier.
I don't think he'd work with a lot of it.
Like when I was in college, now I like like when I would get
energy or I would get motivations from seeing others break.
Yeah.
So I can share that comment.
Yes, but some people might with him.
I'm sure I got Lawrence Bickers or someone like that.
Lawrence was the same, like Savage.
Yeah.
There's a few guys on the team who are savages like that.
Yeah, like they like to get into the nitty gritty that I see people break, whoever lasts
they can trust them.
David is the same way.
So I think some guys might connect with it, but the majority of the team wouldn't.
It probably shut them down.
Because he's such an outlier like when he's talking about,
he was like, someday he's, I'll say,
hey, just run 10 miles.
And then I get 10 miles and he goes,
and I think to myself, and this way,
I think, you know, psychopath comes in,
he goes, there's some motherfuck out there running 15 miles,
I'm only doing 10.
So I run 15.
Now I get to 15, I think there's some motherfuck out there
running 18.
So I run 18 for like, holy shit dude.
Yeah, it's.
When's enough enough?
Yeah, that's it.
And then he goes, people ask me what I'm getting ready for.
It was nothing.
I'm getting ready for when I don't need to be,
because you never know when it's gonna come.
My hand'm like, well, what the fuck is coming?
Where are you gonna have to run 20 miles at six minute miles?
Yeah.
What is coming?
Because if that's what gets you out of it,
the rest of us are fucked.
Life, life, just getting ready for you.
Yeah, for him, it's more getting comfortable and pain.
Yeah, I meant, I mean, if you could put his brain
in a robot, we're all fucked.
It just doesn't, can't stop, won't stop.
Yeah.
And then Rogan's goes, you take vacations,
Rogan's, I take vacations, he was fucked, no.
And I'll take no vacations, he goes,
I have many vacations.
When I meet lunch
the vacation I'm food the vacation while they're down for an application
Rome's like yeah you can tell Rome he's like yeah I get that
um here in that bookcase are white no wrote well I think it's a girl but Rome does for creative
though it's good for me to reset and you know and they're like yeah you can see it was not like
he was so funny when he said some people call me and they go you over train He goes delete block
Dilly
Man you over train you're gonna hurt yourself delete. I get many vacations
Rogan loves that stop Rogan loves that extreme outlanders extreme extreme outland. Yeah
Me and Joe talked today. We had a conversation about Peter's eye on who I had on my podcast
Global strategist.
Oh, you sent me a clip of him, right?
Yeah, watch that.
Yeah.
Watch that because, you know, so it's not,
that's not, yeah, there it is, see on.
When it's spelled Z-E-I-H-A-N
and he wrote this amazing book that I'm reading now,
at the end of the world is just the beginning.
Oh, you told me about that.
And people who think that, they're a couple of things.
People think that China's gonna take over the world. That's adorable. And people who think that, they're a couple of things. People think that China's going to take over the world.
That's adorable.
That's adorable.
Did you tell the sound last time?
Yeah, because they import, so agriculture is the biggest challenge.
When you want, so when you grow food, you need, guess what, fossil fuels.
Why?
Because nitrogen, which is how you get fertilizer in the ground, phosphates, and things like that.
You need oil for that.
The compounds for all fertilizer is oil.
For pesticides is oil, herbicides, oil.
And on top of that, when you want to irrigate, you know what irrigating is, when you got
a pump water in your crust, you need an engine for that, sir.
So, runs really adorable
What's adorable is when people think that we're gonna have electric cars and that's gonna be the only things and I told you this and also that
Electricity is gonna run our economy that's adorable adorable
If you just look into it. It's not sustainable
But do you know you know how much cobalt you need, which you get from the Congo,
and how much lithium, which is, you need a coal grid to build.
So my Tesla is already, when I buy it,
already it's in F4 F150,
on the road for 55,000 pounds.
Already, which I didn't know.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, education.
And so you're not getting electric cars already. Correct. Which I didn't know. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, education.
And so you're not getting electric cars without all the fossil fuels.
Correct, but also, you know, fossil fuels because we're taught this in high school.
Yeah.
All right, I'm sorry, even middle school.
Fossil fuels, remember they said it was dinosaurs.
It came from dinosaurs, you know?
You know that was a marking scheme by an oil guy in like the 30s.
Sure.
That they came up with this concept they say,
hey, say the scarcity of oil came from dinosaurs and we'll run out of it.
American never run out of oil.
No, we got shane.
We're never running out of oil.
We got, it doesn't come from dinosaurs.
Oil, sand.
It doesn't come from dinosaurs.
No.
That was a marketing ploy that was very well done in order to boost the sale of oil.
Yeah, I don't think I ever thought it was dinosaurs, but...
Well, that's what they taught you in school.
Yeah.
That's what we're going to run out.
It was a marketing plan back in the 30s.
Well, it's always the idea to run out.
It's scarcity.
We're going to run out because it came from dinosaurs.
Shale sands are everything.
Shale, that's what we...
That's what gate...
We are energy independent.
But it's fascinating, man.
Yeah, no, it's hilarious that people think that
when you listen to him talk and you know what's,
I would educate him on dinosaurs.
The biggest thing is, the biggest threat is from us.
Thomas, right?
Is it right?
No, no man.
I went, hey, you think dinosaurs,
you think they're the only thing of oil,
dumbass?
Yeah, well, he got into the Russian war.
Russia's there.
And he says something to be over a hot second.
Oh, dude.
Because Russia, that's almost a fight for their survival.
They're existential subordinates.
But there's the ones that signed up for it.
But here's the thing, we all need Russia, and that's the other thing that I'm not talking
about.
They're oil.
This is where you get oil.
They're oil.
We need it.
Germany is already de-industrializing. Like, because they get oil. They're oil. We need it.
Germany is already de-industrializing.
Like, because they get 80% of that oil from the pipeline.
We need oil from Russia.
And not only that, we get our
Potash.
Do you know what Potash is?
Glad you asked.
Glad you asked.
No, bring up Potash and bring up where we get 70% of our,
you're not growing crops.
Well, it's gonna be Russian.
I'm sure it's that just bring up potash.
Yeah.
So potash is, you need it, I guess.
So contains potassium, water soluble.
Potash comes from other underground.
You need it from for growing crops.
It's insanely important.
You can go down on the right where it says potash,
it says what is potash used for?
Click on that.
Potash is primarily infertilizers,
potash is 95% to support plant growth,
increase crop yield, disease resistant,
and that's what a percentage should be.
I believe 70% comes from Russia.
The other part comes from Ukraine.
And we can't make it here.
No, it's not in, it's not, it's already there.
We could try to figure it out.
We're gonna have to figure out how to make it there.
But right now, that's a minute.
70 out of tons.
Canada is the world's largest potash producer.
We're friends with them.
We're good.
Hey, we're good.
Three pages.
Canada, Russia and Belarus.
A Canada for 70% of the world's potash.
Yeah, but we can still Canada.
We need to deal with Canada.
Ain't enough. The world needs... Well, Russia and Canada... Canada of the world's potash. People, we can steal the counter. We need to steal the counter.
Ain't enough.
The world needs...
Well, Russia and Canada is the world's largest potash.
Huh, sounds like a friend.
Now, oh, are we getting, and the counter goes.
No, no.
Canada only accounts for 31% of the world's total.
We need the other...
You have a, from Russia and Belarus.
We need Russia and Belarus.
Huh, he's, there's a little chink in the argument there.
No. The video can't for 70%.
Right, but Rousse, 35, 35.
But when you're saying Belarus, get the other 50%.
They provide 50%.
Yeah, but if Canada, where was Putin this weekend?
Belarus.
He died.
Interesting.
He died.
He went to Belarus.
Well, so they say, I guess we believe that, right?
So we get it mostly from Canada though.
Most of the phosphates are grown in China.
So Russian billers provide 12% used in the US.
The American depends on nitrogen.
Phosphates important as much smaller, 12.
We can grow our own food.
We're fucking lucky.
Canada provides 83% of the pot ash used in the US.
How about that?
So we need them.
Hey, so we don't need Russian orebellars.
We don't care. No, no, we're
good. United States is good. 100% all the way around energy independence. I know. Well,
but I'm saying if you're China and you important or you're a person you you important 80%
of everything you need just to grow food. They're looking at famine. Oh, it's a disaster.
So the Chinese problem though, yeah, is Chinese problem. But anybody in America, yeah, you
speak American, right? Huh?
You speak American, right?
No, I do, dude.
I'm just saying, South America, Mexico.
Mexico's gonna be great.
We take care of home.
South America, Mexico, United States, all good, Australia,
all good.
England has a deal with America.
That's gonna be all good,
because after Brexit wasn't good.
There's a little place to that tour.
Check, check, check, check.
I'm sorry.
Where's this Brendan's problem?
Well, now Germany is gonna de-industrial Germany isn't serious trouble
Because they again have to the bank down Russia all their fucking fuel. Okay
The Chinese they have to import all of fuel. They don't have navies
They don't have navies so that when a Russian oil ship gets hijacked when it gets jacked
It causes major problems
He was going through how the world is breaking apart and it was, it's a better universe.
Well, the world, a lot of the world is looking at famine possibly in the next five years.
That's what's terrifying.
Yeah, because you don't realize what goes into all the minerals we need, all the, we got
a problem there.
We got a problem there in America.
You like your phone, cobalt, get a half an ounce of cobalt in there, but it comes from
very few places.
You get a mind for it.
You got to get kids to mind it in the Congo.
That's what goes on.
But you guys want to ban Tesla?
Right.
Yeah, Tesla's the, you know what he said?
You know what Peter Zian said?
He said, he goes, Zion said, he said here's a he want to know why your country is doing amazing why
the United States is doing amazing because we squibble we squibble over culture war things like
gender neutral that's when you know things are good when you know things are great it's not
looking to how they're gonna grow no you know debating over uhan stuff like that. That's like arguing that the the window on your penthouse is too small
Not good. Yeah, hey American, right?
Cuz you keep I'm confused you American, right? I'm just confused you American American American
Yeah, bro. I'm just because it's podcast you said in comments. No, no, no
Just we brought up the US men's team and you said they don't speak English. No, I'm just started there
And I was like oh that's strange. No,, right. I can explain and then you went on this
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the American. No, I am.
So what do we care what they do with their tea?
I don't want the Chinese to ask starvation.
What do we care?
What do we care?
I'm just saying,
hey, let me just solve a global citizen, bro.
This is how we solve this.
USA men's basketball team plays China.
What are you rooting for?
I'm rooting for America, bro.
That sound like it.
No, I promise you.
Hey, hey, hey, you worried about how they're gonna operate
their defense?
No, no, man.
And you got me wrong, bro.
I'm American.
Oh, say, can you see?
Keep going.
By the dawns early in the night.
Don't you find out.
So proudly we hail by the days of our lives.
I knew it!
I know, come you this! Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just dropped you know I'm a dude what I'm watch LeBron put his big bad dick in the face No, China guys when he dunce on no, I know
China man hey hey
How's that?
Y'all mean Jersey Dylan man. I'm not wearing that shit, bro. I don't have one. I know I
Am wearing one. I don't even little of Jersey be cool man. Little bit be cool. I'm a American
Markin doesn't sound like you know you are you for the team. I was in black rifle
Wait for that podcast coming out Brian Calon after here this you
No, I'm gonna add that in the single bad on Goggins this is you this right you'll bound the US men sock a team
No, you said they're all oh, they're not even from there. There's a lot of them. There you go
Keep up one down down
There you go keep up one down down I'm trying to say taking that hold to try it. I think it's just that first life
That's all I said keep digging that hold to try. Come on. You go bad on us men suckeding you're bad on
The mascot for America David God I didn't go bad
You went I like Dave
I'm sure no I didn't know that's where I'm just name like this. I said no dear
I was talking about the guy that no legs. And you brought a dog. That was like bad taste. You're about your
suck team. Dave Goggins. I'm so worried. We're out of
hate ash with the fucking well. Potash man. Yeah, hate ash bear.
Potash. You know, hate ash bear. Sam's is no, get it correct.
Yeah, when we were trying to get to do, I can't sleep at night.
The China problem.
Yeah, China problem. Look, China problem. It's a China problem.
Look, China problem.
Now listen,
you hall.
I mean,
Oh, fuck, dammit.
All right, Chinwitty got,
give me out of this room with this goddamn comedy.
This fuck.
Do you guys want to see Gordon Ryan rolling with Thor?
For a little bit.
It's all right, okay.
I saw it.
I took it all in.
I'm gonna expect it.
I told Thor, what'd you think you could have?
By the way, Gordon Ryan's so much bigger than me
and look at how much smaller he is.
Wow.
That's what he's doing.
He's like, he's riding close.
He's like, can I get some discs up?
Now just to be clear,
Gordon Ryan would do that to me as well.
What do you, maybe not as easily
because I know those sweeps and stuff but he would roll
me like a goddamn tequila. He would roll me up like a tequila. Well you know a lot of
what he's gonna do but he is the guy. I speak the language right. But I'm the foreign
guy and he is the he's tap. He's the he's the all day. He could tap him anyway. He is so fucking good, man. God. All right, Brian, your boy, Zion.
He had his prong made the debut. Did you just all over guys? No legs? I am that you're
thing. I am today. No, in general. How do you go? You want to get him right in the face? He won
by unanimous decision.
Oh, he said he wants a brawl.
Tough for that guy. Nobody's cheering for the guy with full capabilities.
Right?
You guys just worse take down defense in the world.
You have to full mount? I mean, it was grappling nice.
I bet he's so strong.
Dude, I've never felt that on his show.
Oh, he's on bottom now.
I never felt anybody stronger.
All the guys on mount, full mount.
Right?
He's always mount.
Right?
Yeah. That's correct. Bad joke. Yeah.
He's always about something else. Yeah, that's inspiring. Just a badass. But I would assume
like if one champ shab off, you'd be like, heart check, please. How did our boy outhead
kicks? How did our boy, uh, Strickland do? Sorry. I didn't watch it. He lost via decision. He did. Boring fight. He was a little hesitant.
It's just, it's more of a matter of canon air.
It's just, he just makes, he makes guys look boring. Like he did with Izzy.
Yeah. He's just, you know, he's timid. You know, like you guys become timid against them.
He's really rugged. But he won the fight. I thought he won 48, 47. They get the judges had 49, what, 49, 46?
I think so.
Two for Ken and Air, one for Strickland.
So this guy put love Sean, but he can't act like a lion
and fight like a cat, solid fight, crazy score cards,
Connery and Judge and 49, 46, one person,
49, 46, the other person, too subjective and opinionated.
Can we get a real scoring system?
That's the dub cross-breath stuff. Yes, yeah weird one. Wow
Anyways
Yeah, okay, well
To a road for Strickland. Yeah
There's a little bit of an update on the Twitch thing. This is mind-blown.
It can be very sad.
Me too.
I've never met the guy.
I've always been a family.
He looks so happy.
Yeah, my family's gorgeous three kids.
My girl would always show me.
She goes, this is the perfect family.
Oh my God.
And they were.
Well, they just goes to show you, like,
social media, I tell people this all the time.
Ain't real.
It's people posting 15 second videos, maybe 45 second videos,
in their entire day. And we assume that they're doing okay.
It's social media is not real.
He was clearly hurting like a mother trucker.
It makes me feel so sad that he did this.
And how, how?
He went to a hotel in Encino, close to us.
He went to his hotel, a mile away from his house,
put his phone on silent mode and then blew that off
shoutin' himself in the chest I think
But what what um I
Don't understand and then apparently he left the
You leave your children and then I saw some guy again. I'm sure this is all
Here say but they they're saying that maybe had money troubles because he put all like his life savings and crypto or something
They're saying put it in the crypto or something.
But that's not a reason to bully your health when you got three kids.
No, apparently that wasn't true too.
I think he just suffered from real depression.
But I mean, that's like, so that's where you realize how serious mental health is.
Like, you know, like, I told you a phantom on who I, you know, I just
talked to him and he brought me a gift after a show. And he said, I was talking about
suicide. And I told you the story before and he said, if you brought it up, yeah, on
the podcast and he emailed me. And he said, if you want to know what it's like,
maybe this can help you for somebody
who has tried to kill himself, which was him.
He said, if you've ever been in a sauna
and it gets so hot, you have to get out.
Think about being in a sauna all the time,
but there's no door.
And I went, I got it, I went.
I can't imagine that kind of discomfort despair panic now imagine twitch
You're in that sauna and you have three little kids to depend on you
It must have been so bad and you know it's gonna fuck me
You know it's gonna fuck those kids up a restaurant life their daddy goes away and their young kids
That's what I mean and you can't apply reason to it
So when we say I can't believe it left this kids you don't until you've been in that
Desperate despair because you and I don't suffer from that
Chronicle right now how to speak we've all you know I've been in that desperate despair because you and I don't suffer from that Chronicle right. I don't know how to speak. We've all you and I've been depressed
We have some dark times, but we come out of it now imagine you can't no matter what what in your life
I told you one of my fucking favorite people
I'm really a part-peat person and and we were talking and I said I
Can't imagine killing myself said have you ever thought about that?
And you know what he goes?
He goes like this. He goes, all the time.
And I went, what?
And that's his struggle daily.
Yeah, I have a buddy like that.
Yeah, and you everyday.
Yeah, everyday crosses his mind.
We're so lucky every day.
We don't deal with that.
I know. Everything you'll day.
Man, I know. I mean, we're a family member who is that way for a while and she was
She was drug saved her life
Anti-depression saving life. Oh, yeah, so they work, you know, but I have I have tremendous
Respect for anybody who works in the mental health field because it's obviously something I know nothing about
But it's obviously such a fuck.
Have you ever sat down with a therapist?
Be like one-on-one and just be like, when you sit down with a therapist, I ask you,
when you're going through things, first thing I ask, have you thought about killing yourself?
I'm like, nope, not like that. It's continued.
If you do, once you start in that, then they start calling in some big boys.
Well, when I did the Black Ripe of podcast, those guys deal with suicide all the time. PTSD. And one of the things that Evan said was like,
you know, he had two of his friends recently. And it just comes out of nowhere, though.
Like it'll come out of nowhere. They're doing great. And then, you know,
your kids go off to school and just go out in the backyard to share yourself.
That's an illness. Yeah. Straight illness that we can't comprehend,
but I think with science and technology advances,
when I look back, I'm like, Jesus, the amount of shit
that whatever you gotta do, right?
Micro does help people apparently.
Some people, depending.
Who knows?
Depend, obviously not everybody,
otherwise we wouldn't have a problem.
Is that easy?
You know, I don't think you see, like, it's not.
Again, I've dealt with my entire life,
I won't get into it, and then also I've had close and co-workers who deal with it and it's tough to understand
You're like come on dude and when they're having a bad day
It's the worst day like literally that's the worst day of their life
That's right and there's no being funny. There's no being silly. There's nothing nothing. Hey, man
I'm not that time. Yeah, you know, I'll come not that that works on me
But I don't suffer from what this I don't speak to you know, it is I don't speak their language. Yeah, I wish I did
I wish I could help and then you know, I was talking with this this how naive we are about suicide stuff like that is
I'm always like man if I could just talk to them guarantee I talk about it. No, you fucking more on the same as store think it rolls Ryan Gordon
You know, I tried to do?
You and I go and we can talk.
I tried that with my friend.
When I was younger, he said I'm gonna go away
and I wanna give you my record collection
and I was like, what are you talking about?
And I realized he was gonna kill himself and I go,
and I fucking, I remember saying that,
I fucking so lame, I go, but I didn't know what to do.
I go, but your brother had twins.
So that's good, right? And he goes, yeah, I go. So there you go, but I didn't know what to do. I go, but your brother had twins. So that's good right and he goes
Yeah, I go so there you go. You have a reason, you know
But that's but that would work for us. Yeah, but you know, it's not it's not your fault
Like it works it worked on you and me. Yeah, we don't start from that illness
You know, it's such shame
You know, we we it's like you suffer from depression. Like, you know, I have the cold.
Someone comes up with stage five cancer
and they have three days to live and it's going,
well, I used Nike, well, man, that should help, right?
You know, dumbass, different sickness.
Yeah.
And he was also smarter than I was,
so I couldn't, I didn't have any loss.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, never mind.
Talked about whatever the fossil fuels was.
I was good. See other, because I was, by the way, he could be Chinese and you can be looking at famine in 10 years. You know what I'm like, I never mind. Talked about whatever the fossil fuels was. I was good to see other, because I was.
By the way, you could be Chinese,
and you could be looking at famine in 10 years.
You know what I'm saying?
That might have gotten me out of the hole.
Yeah, but that marked.
Well, you see that, Chin.
Anyways, so that was.
You suffer from me that, Chin?
No, but I had like a period when I was, you know,
I couldn't explain.
Yeah, but then you look in the mirror
and you're so fucking good looking.
Yeah, but Chin, you had appeared,
but it was just, it was because,
career wise, it wasn't going to get you.
No, no, no, no.
You and I, like, do.
Remember I told you, at this, on shop show, I had taken like, cough syrup,
but too much of it, and I had this huge, crazy panic attack.
Yeah.
And then since that moment, I never really recovered until like three or four years later.
I had like, like, hardcore anxiety.
It was like, nightquil.
Damn.
Like, excited to, like, you know, we have a really bad feeling like yeah something like
Yeah, something's wrong with your kid or something. Yeah, it just wouldn't go away
I'm like what the hell and that lasted for years it lasted for a long time night like nighttime robot lesson
And then if you look online people purposely take robot lesson like a ton to you know
Get high a stuff called robot
You know, this is where I can help a lot of people too.
Oh, yeah.
And depending.
Mine was like physical though.
Action Jesus.
If you see an action Jesus.
Take it easy dude.
You're a communist and you're preaching religion.
Are you trying to ruin your career?
Well, have you seen it?
Is that what you're doing?
Cause you're doing a fine job at it.
Well, no, I'm kidding.
Have you seen action Jesus?
I have. He's great.
Hey man.
No, I have.
But Chin, there's, when those like nightquill and robotus in the nighttime things. Yeah, I don't know what I'd rather deal with the sickness because I took it last week on Monday
Yeah for the shop show my brain was so foggy as for days
Yeah, thank God I'm have stand up or I was on Rogan or something
I was like your water like you're in a plane and your ears
Oh dude I took everything to get up nothing could shake the cobwebs I was on Rogan or something. You feel literally under water. Like you're in a plane and your ears have...
Oh dude, I took everything to get up.
Nothing could shake the cobwebs.
I know exactly.
I was like, what the fuck?
I'd rather be sick than this.
Over the counter, too, then.
It's not to.
I don't know what's in there.
It's that dimethful, something man,
it's a bit of a fan.
And you don't feel well, like, yeah, you get sleep,
but it can't be quality sleep.
Yeah, I know. No. Can I just see action, like, yeah, you get sleep, but it can't be quality sleep. Yeah, no.
No.
Can I just see action Jesus just for me, just for me.
Dextram worth, whatever that is.
Action what?
Action Jesus bro.
Action Jesus.
See, you don't know what this is.
Nice, see them?
Look at that.
Great, sir.
These are big, this is big money.
Just images?
Yeah, they got all these.
They got all these, like you can buy all these things
where he's like, there he is.
All muscle.
I don't want to ruin for your kid.
That's why you got it for Christmas, didn't it?
It's Jesus who's really muscular.
You know what it is?
It's he, the T-man, but it comes with a cross.
Yeah, and you got a sword there,
but it's like a cross, yeah.
Yeah, a T-man, but with a cross.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't,, but with a cross. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't, that's kind of not the point.
Action Jesus, Jesus is supposed to turn the other cheek
and love his enemy.
Now this Jesus fucked people up.
Yeah, look at that, right there.
That's, look at that.
The action Jesus, wow, that's for the hardcore religious,
who are also into violence.
You got fish, you got his hands, different hands,
where he's being, like you can replace his hands.
That's not really good at all.
Yeah, like the, like the,
You can change his head with a halo, crowd of thorns.
Oh, dude, I forgot.
I took my son, don't do this,
and you probably know this, your kids are older.
I took my son's the avatar too last night.
How was it?
Not for a little,
It's been a few hours and 40 minutes long.
Oh boy.
Two hours in. I'm like
Oh my god, and then finally the waiter came over. Hey, how long do we go? It's about three four hours
Excuse me three hours. I don't do anything for three hours
And so I like it tiger. You have to find that was it 3D? Yeah, sure all that shit dude
After two hours we just walked out really I? I'm good, I go, I'm good, buddy. But I'm good.
But you didn't get me.
And we watched in the world.
You know, the plotch, people love it.
And the graphics are cool.
I thought it was better than the first one.
People are obsessed with it.
So I make some flack for this.
I thought the storyline sucked.
It was nowhere near as it gives the first one.
Then that water world thing.
I thought the first one had a good storyline, person.
Yes, Fern Gully, whatever. They stole the idea. But it was a good storyline person. Yeah, it's Frank Gully, whatever.
They stole the idea, but it was a good story.
This one, it just right into it.
You're like, I guess everybody's blue now.
Wow.
I was just kind of bored.
What's your goal?
People love it.
Maybe I was more stressed because my son, I was like, three of, how are you?
40 minutes.
And they can swim underwater and breathe?
The actual water ones can.
They get a hold of breath. Whatever. But it. Yeah, you should be right to mushrooms though
Sure
Sure and bring your action Jesus figuring there
Okay, I left we walk I go to I go to a toy store at the mall here. I'm with my son where you get his brother gift
I walk in the store this toy store. They have real swords on the wall
Straight up Samrat long fucking swords the ones that from like fucking
The movies like big giant real legit swords. My son is how I have swords. Yeah, that's a great fucking question
So I'm ringing out got bossing a little card like Spugatti. So I found this Bugatti craft for Christmas forum
Hopefully doesn't listen to this and I go I go hey man
That's a kids toister, right? And, I go, hey man, this is a kids' toy store, right?
And he goes, yeah,
what do you sell swords?
And is there a legal agent?
It was a year every 21 year old rangle.
Do you sell many of them?
He goes, a lot of doubts about those, man.
He have a lot of adult fans in here and kids.
Yeah.
A lot of adults want a sword.
He's buying a sword.
You don't want a real sword.
Where you're right?
Yeah.
Still can't carry a sword,
which is bullshit.
All right. It's 3 hours and 12 minutes
Oh, no, but including the previews which are 30 minutes that makes it three hours and 42 minutes. I can't I can't I want to watch it
But I'm gonna have to be very high 3 hours and 40 minutes. I don't do anything for no name
There's not a single thing I want to do on this planet. Did you wear this the yeah, dude? I did the whole thing
Are you telling me to shut up about it?
Yeah, on the IMACs.
Yeah, sure, dude.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
You know, you should.
People absolutely love it.
Look, 94%.
I can walk out with your kids too long.
I don't think it was the first one.
I thought the storyline sucked.
I'll probably just fall in love with it
and just not be the same after I see it.
Like Chin with the call syrup.
All right, Chin, what's it? Chin got depressed after I see it. Like chin with the cough syrup. All right.
Chin, chin.
Chin got depressed after seeing the first out of the turn.
Remember the avatar blues?
Yeah.
People were coming to the house.
People were like, is the kid living in the avatar?
I got a little avatar bluey, bluesy.
I'm gonna plug it this too.
What else you got, Chin?
Let me see what this is.
Oh no, this is not.
Well, let's look through this.
Apparently, some people are saying this is real.
And this is a polycosse that accidentally hitting up the wrong
people on, I think, Facebook Messenger. So I'm not saying this is legit. And this is a Holocaust that accidentally hitting up the wrong people on, I think, Facebook Messenger.
So I'm not saying this is legit, but this is Chris Wideman.
And he goes, are you still your dad's boy?
And this is Nate Diaz.
You really think you have a chance against Shemaev?
He's gonna use you as a punching bag like everyone else.
And he goes, wrong Nate Diaz, LOL.
And look at the, look at the avatars.
Why is he trolling Nate Diaz? I mean, he is LL. And look at the, look at the F-tars. Why is he trolling neat, Diaz?
He just trolls everybody.
They know why, happy birthday bro.
He's probably doing it as a joke.
Like he knows it's not them or so in Photoshop this.
I know, I think this has to be screenshots of him doing it.
So I don't know.
And this is Jake Paul.
I just thought it was silly.
Yeah, but bro, you got the wrong guy, L-M-A-O,
I'm older than the other J Paul sign the contract
Apparently to Paul Acosta's supposed to fight Whitaker on that February 12th card in Australia. Yep. He tweeted at
Whitaker today was like hey man, they're not payment enough. I'm up. This is fake news. I didn't agree to this fight
I'm not fighting you who said that
Call stuff the guy we're talking about. Of course. Yeah, he was like that's all fake news He said I have not signed the contract unless they pay more. It ain't happening. I'm not fighting you. Who said that? Costa, the Gerritan. Of course, yeah.
He was like, that's all fake dudes.
He said, I have not signed the contract.
I'm gonna say, pay him more.
It ain't happening. I'm done.
I'm done.
That's what he said. He goes, I'm done.
This is out, bout is off.
Yeah, because he didn't agree to it.
I'm very happy with that.
Costa is my favorite body in the US.
Best body in the US.
Right now, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, and it's currently?
Yeah, nice and tight still thing.
Yeah, whole thing popping.
Yeah.
He's hilarious, too.
But he told Wicker, because Wicker didn't have an interview, talking about the fight,
and he jumped on, and I was like, I ain't fighting him, man.
Like, I told him they have to pay me out.
They're doing this control job.
I never agreed to this fight, dude.
Oh, let's see the OJ thing.
Okay.
So OJ was on the full send podcast with the notebooks.
And then this is basically a rumor that's been growing
forever.
We talked about it many times, he's close, he's dead.
He denies that, but he did say that there's someone,
like, was it a pool person or something?
I'm just Alan he goes
A cook a rumor that it was a cook that potentially that could have been her dad and not actual, you know
Just because she don't look like the other ones. Yeah, so OJ is making the podcast from yes, we're talking about but dude we should do a
is making the podcast from. Yes, we're talking about, but dude, we should do a,
you know, should we have OJ Simpson yesterday,
or a poll?
See what the fan said.
That's actually good.
Now you know if he comes on murder,
there's other questions.
I do have my black belt, no,
Jason's the murderer.
I do be.
I do.
But you can't talk about it.
Yeah.
He won't answer the questions.
Oh, no, he'll walk out.
He'll bring that up. So you gotta to talk about football and he regrets in life.
Do you like the new Broncos?
Right.
I'm not asking him those.
It's a it's an interesting football like the state of football today.
CT.
We it would make I'd have a mom wouldn't you?
Yeah, I would have mom.
I mean, he's he's historical. I mean, I'd be very interested'd have a mom wouldn't you? Yeah, I would have mom. I mean, he's historical.
I mean, I'd be very interested to talk.
He was found innocent.
Well, I would be very interested to court a law, Brian.
Asking him about just the world he came out
was talking about when he went in, when he went out,
what he held his hand.
You know, his dad was gay.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, one of the reasons he had a lot of rage.
How does he feel about USC?
How does he feel about these players
in college getting paid now?
How much would he have made compared to the players today?
Should Reggie Butch get his Heisman back
because he took pay and now it's legal.
Shouldn't they give it back?
Yeah, with SC.
They erased all SC records.
They erased all his shit from SC.
Even though he's found innocent.
Yeah, we'd have to... You still run with the same posse.
We have to ask what your favorite knives, you know,
school questions like this.
I think the polls are a great idea though.
For the fans. Yeah, yeah, army.
Oh, well, maybe the fans can come up with questions too.
Do we have that segment back?
Fan questions with OG.
What's funny about this world we're living above is that like he
If he does this right he'll probably he either the curiosity goes away or he could turn into something
Where he's making money again, you know, it's very it's very weird. What do you mean?
Just when you're that relevant or when how are you relevant? long you stay relevant you know those questions like yeah he could what's the kind of the mafia is right like we had same the blonde
legit social path murder straight up how do you want to call murder many people
but now he has a platform because we idolize the mafia and he's telling these inside stories
even though we know he physically killed people
100% he did kill people he talks about it but people about it, but people were okay with that, right?
Because I guess they were also in the business.
Yeah.
And with OJ, yeah, there's a wave of, I don't say redemption, but there's a wave,
where you have income.
If you started a YouTube podcast, get into killings.
Yeah.
You know, and then also, I know, people but you know football like a mother fucker
do you rest your two down your actual Buffalo bills?
Yes, you know, it's football, so even breaking down football picks like a podcast we're gonna football picks
you know or him doing like a
Straight-up crime drama like narrative
Something there someone's gonna take a shot on yeah, I don't think boy is okay. I don't know
Would I yeah
If you'll be cool about it
You have to pay him a hefty fine though a lot of money a lot of money
Wood
True crime drama with OJ you it doesn't matter if you have the downloads you figure out and the money you make off YouTube
Yeah, there's me some sponsor jumps on board because again
He was found innocent in the court a law despite the popular opinion
Yeah, he was found guilty in civil court been the big boy court innocent. So you know who know I'm do I guarantee you
There's some sponsors out there who fuck with them. Yeah, you make money off him
About the time I put I you know, maybe I don't know
Interesting then all the theories. Yeah, he won't talk about it.
It'd be fun to have one and go through
the different theories of the death.
Have I driven by the Mercer?
Yes, every year on the anniversary, okay?
Have I read all the books?
Yes, I have.
You're up on it.
Yeah, I love it.
That stuff's so interesting to me.
Yeah.
A lot of fingers point as old as son, okay?
I'll throw that out here. Yeah. A lot of fingers point has sold a son. Okay. I'll throw that out here. Yeah.
Real anger issue.
Something to think about. Something to think about kids.
When I'm doing that on. Yeah, I have them on. Yeah.
All right, just see what the fans say. I'm so curious see what they say. Have you guys seen this video yet? No, okay, so this is a guy that's doing a you know a voiceover of it like comedian
But the actual video is pretty awesome
So it's a Mexican bull rider and then this guy will go ahead and talk on
Smoking any of the cast on
that have smoking any as a cast on look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you, Bad ass. Oh a bull stops
Look at him run
What a bad motherfucker and this from superstar comedy I don't know anything about this but the video looks dope and he might have been do you think he's tied to it?
No, no, he just has he's been doing that forever and he's just, he's just special.
And he rode that bull to that bull calm the fuck down and got tired.
That's what he did. And that's called breaking a bull.
See what a bad guy. He's shut up. I'll ride.
And he kept it in there. He kept the cigarette there the whole time.
A cast on? That's a bad motherfucker. With a cast on. Come on man.
Come on.
Have you guys seen this video?
It's an elf on the shelf. Someone sent this in. This is great. Okay. I'll just play for you. No, I haven't seen it
How's that? How is that?
I was there
Wow
I just didn't like to read. How does it feel to me?
Why did you do that to me?
You.
You.
He's so cute.
He's so cute.
Yeah.
Ah.
No, no, it's not funny.
I've got school.
It's funny.
You. It was apparently when I was a school. That's funny. Yeah.
Those pants really went over the carpet.
These Christmas is the greatest thing in the world
when you're little.
Yeah, it's kind of a bummer when you get older, right?
Yeah, yeah, that guy.
Actually, this is the last one, this was pretty cool.
So when guitar played the World Cup,
they, I don't know exactly what specific buildings
these are, but they put, could be even as dad
on the buildings.
I thought those pairs Morgan can be.
I thought that was pretty fucking cool.
Don't like pairs Morgan for a second?
Yeah.
From a distance?
I was like, when did peers Morgan can be?
I thought that.
You disrespect that.
No, it's cool.
No, I know it's cool.
You disrespect that.
That's really cool.
I think I'm big of a frickin celebrity here
out there, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's dope.
Hold it from love.
Yes, man.
That it? That's it. What do you't hold it from that. Yes, man. That it.
That's it.
What do you got, B?
Buddy, Venice, California, December 27th, the Venice West.
I was on the fence.
I've decided I'm going to do a show.
Why not?
Get your tickets.
The Venice West, Venice, California, 1717.
I'm going to get in full of artists.
The theater, Brian Cullen, .com, for tickets.
Boston, Massachusetts, December 29th, dot com, particulates, boss and Massachusetts, December 29, 30, 31
New Year's ringing it in at Laf Boston, one of my favorite clubs, San Diego comedy club,
right after that, I don't give a shit.
January 5, 6 and 7, that's what I said.
Yeah, the weekend after New Year's, that's how I roll.
I don't care.
Fort Wayne and Indiana Summit comedy club, January 13, 14, Indiana, summit, comedy club, January 13th, 14th. Daniel Florida, Daniel improv, January 19th, 2021.
And then I got Nashville, Tennessee,
Zany's March 2, 3 and 4th.
I think February, yeah.
So I take February off and not.
Yeah, I got one date at the comic strip in Edmonton, actually.
First time in Canada in a long time.
Hot second. Yeah. And just coming Canada in a long time. Hot second.
Yeah.
And just coming in hot, we just agreed to it this morning.
Refresh that chin.
Lost Vegas!
I'm in Wise Guys, Las Vegas.
Your boy opened the club about a year and a half ago.
I am back all new hour, January 5th through January 7th.
Wise Guys, Las Vegas, Nevada.
That's for the locals, the Vegas locals, okay?
Mike Venexas, Celine Dion, all right?
But January 5th through the 7th, Las Vegas first stop in 2023.
Tom gets some Vegas.
And then January, end of January,
January 20th through 21st on Tampa, Tampa Bay, Florida,
at Tampa Improv Springfield, Missouri is February 3rd through the 4th, Naples, February 16th to 18th.
There's a bunch of other cities on there, but 2023 is getting juicy.
You get juicy. But we're kicking the 2023 year off in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Wise guys tickets just went on sale right now to 20 p.m. Let's sell these
bitches out Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Las Vegas, Nevada. The whole thick boy squad will
be there to get you FATKZ.com or thickboy.com. Get you some. I'm excited, man. All right,
kids, we love you. See ya. God bless. It's fine, kid. We're out. Merry Christmas. Happy
holiday.
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