The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 855: Chet Hanx

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

Chet Hanx joins TFATK for the first time. The guys talk how challenging it is to have such a famous father in Tom Hanks, his story of fighting off a pit bull, beating addiction and turning his life around, how working out and sobriety go hand in hand, purpose over pleasure, ghost stories and much more! Onnit - onnit.com/fatk DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code FIGHTER DraftKings - If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI//MD/NJ/TN/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).   21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT. $150 in Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pregame moneyline bet. $150 issued as six (6) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Free Bets are non-cashable and cannot be withdrawn. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Free Bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Ends 12/31/22. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/basketballterms.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the running back Cause we back at it again We gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was brighting When it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid galling on the left With the fighter on the right

Ain't had to do it right Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I did keep it OG Must see TV I had to do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the fight on the kid. Here with Chad Hanks, I said it. And the man, the living legend. Yeah, well, I'm happy with his arms. Of course, I like the size of them up. But the kids in shape, he's tight. And I'll take something else. I take in, I don't take in a man's arms, chest and shoulders.

I take in his fucking lower body, because that's what it really comes down to. Is he working with an ass? Is he working with thighs? And he has his chest. I don't see size, I just see heart. What? That's what he's here. Dude, I'm sorry, you're not superficial, bro.

No, he could be a hundred pounds, I could give a flying crowd. It'd be funny if Chad just did this whole podcast without the mic in front of him. I don't know, he's just on his phone though. I had to do my little story post. No, there was someone, I forget who his famous music. Someone came up, I guess, just on his phone the whole time.

Look at him, breakfast, club, something like that. There's just on their phone. Like, my friend, do you mind? My friend was on a date with Brittany Spears. And apparently, she was on her phone literally the whole time. Yeah, that's another guy. He's like, the fuck is going on here. Now this probably years ago, right?

Years ago. Yeah long It could have been a flip phone It might have been a little worse cuz then she'd really have to be taking her time typing everything. Oh those took a hot second No, pictures nothing. Where are you nice with it? I could do it in my pocket without even having a look at the Did you have a pager? Not not that No, that was a little bit. Hold it. I'd just barely missed that. Hold it? 32.

Okay, pager's kind of, you have to, I was like, I never had. I never had. 11 years old when like pagers were. Yeah, you don't want to be a kid. I didn't need one. With a pager. I mean, I figured maybe you'd have a pager.

I don't know, even your 11. I just missed it. Yeah. Like my older cousins had pagers. They remember just like a few years ago. They were exhausting because my dad, you know, he's the one who got me that pager is red. I remember some girl stole it and she showed up

in class wearing it and it's like, shit. What, what, I got punked. But my dad knew if he typed like his number of the 911, I was like, oh shit. There we go. I called him like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't know. Is there an emergency?

He's like, no, make sure you called me like, what a pay phone dad. What a pay phone. Do you know what I look about, chat? Ryan had to call, to let calls. I'm at, yeah, I, C-A-L-L-L-E-T-T. I come from the fucking road, yeah, you're like, yeah. I'm 55.

But I'm used to send texts using pigeons. Yeah, I did, I did. Like in that scene and training day at the rooftop. Yes, yeah. Yeah, right. I would send dick pics, just draw out his dick and send it. I did like it like it like it like it in that scene and training day at the rooftop I said dick pitch just draw out his dick and send it well. I would send I would draw I'm papyrus with a feather pen and ink squid and I would attach it to the patient and I would go whip away Quit away Enjoy this dick picking you're free enjoy this dick pick in six months

Go go Enjoy this dig picking. You're free. Enjoy this dig picking six months. You're free. Yes. Go, go. You know what I like about you, dude? What I say this out loud. You grew up in Hollywood. You grew up with all the trappings and you're not Hollywood. You did a good job of resisting the insanity and the embrace that causes you to be out of touch

with reality. And I feel like you had this deep sense of kind of understanding the dangers they're in. Maybe it's because your parents are good people and they knew how to read the real things. You'd have to talk to the parents, right? Shout to your mom. Well, but it's also, it's also,

there's a limit to what parents can do. The kids gotta understand where he fits in the universe, where he fits in the world. A lot of it's parenting though, for sure. Don't disagree with me, but no, but I'm kidding. But yes, it is. But it's also as an individual, you go, hold on, I see the dangers over here.

I'm gonna move over here. Maybe music saved you. Was it designed like this? Like you didn't wanna be in that, like you saw what your dad has to deal with? The credit definitely goes to my parents for how they raised me just because they're not Hollywood.

They wanna be as low-key as possible. They don't do any of that shit. They're very, very just under the radar. But also, there were kids that I knew growing up that would type of kids that would be like, do you know who I am? And that shit to me was just, I'd never related to that. But it's not about that.

I was never that type of dude, ever. But that's not what we do. You know, I'm not a family or dad. Yeah, I just, even at a young age, I thought that was just fucking pathetic, you know. But I know a lot of kids are like, I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about something different.

I'm talking about like a lot of kids. It's not that they're saying, you know who I am. They just can't help but get, it has a subtle corruption to it. Self sabotage. No, it's like a self-importance thing thinking the whole world is this, when there's an entire world out there

of people that don't live the way you do it all, and I think you always seem to have kept that in the forefront or the back of your mind. That's prepared. That's good, That's good. It's a good pair of Skabie perspective. Definitely. And also, I was aware, like, growing up that I was, like, kind of being raised in a bubble.

And I really wanted to go out of my way to experience, you know, real life. Because you were raised in Malbu, is that right? Pacific politics. Yeah. So what did you do to do that? Well, I mean, that was kind of like a double-edged sword, too, because I kind of like made a lot of mistakes, obviously. But that's really kind of like subconsciously.

I was just kind of seeking to break through my bubble and experience real shit, because it did, as I started to get older, like into my teenage years, I realized that I kind of like was developing a insecurity, which is that I knew that I grew up sheltered and that I grew up in this bubble and that made me feel unprepared to deal with, you know, the real world

because even at a young age, like I had a cousin, right, who was younger than me. You know when you're growing up, you know, when you're, you know, 13, 14, a year is like a big deal. Yeah, yeah. So my cousin was like a year younger than me, but he was like way more worldly and experienced and had been exposed to things that I hadn't been exposed to because I was going to private school and he was going to, you know, Venice High.

I'm saying so. Yeah. Like that, like, I didn't like that. I didn't like feeling that that I was like this, like sheltered, you know, like that, I didn't like that. I didn't like feeling that I was like this sheltered person. So I really, as I got older, it flipped to swished where I wanted to go out of my way to experience as much as possible. And it kind of led me down the wrong path,

but at the same time, I got the experience that I was looking for. Yeah, you're almost like when it comes to your family You're once like the dark horse like you're gonna do go your own route. You know, I'm saying yeah You're bit of an outlaw in that sense because be easy to go the other route that most of us think you'd go down Yeah, that's a cool way to put it. Yeah, you're the yeah, when you come to Hank's family you're the outlaw, you know, yeah, I mean, I just Yeah, man, you know, it's not a bad thing. No, I was just just you know, I just It's just I'm just being myself at the end of the day, you know

But at a certain point when I was younger, it's like I I really wasn't being true to myself because it's almost like, because like I said, I was operating from insecurity, so I was really like overcompensating to like do bad shit. You know what I'm saying? I just feel like I could catch up because I felt behind in just my level of experience. That's what a man, that's like that. All men, boys, feel that, like the biggest fears that were pussy, so the biggest fear that were not tough

for the we can't handle the slings and arrows. You know what I mean? So it's like, I like using Shakespearean terminology. Yeah. I'm fucking educating. I don't know what that is. Brian was sheltered.

But with you, it's so, because I'm sure the idea of being an actor had to go down, you know, it had to be in a route, you were thinking about it, because after your brother does it, who's an amazing actor, so good. You know, after your dad, I mean, his arguably good actor. His dad's a good actor. Okay, so all time, crazy talk.

Yes, well time. Yeah, and my mom too, yeah, it's like, it's like being Michael Jordan's son. And then like, basketball, your mom's not slouch. No, yeah, I'm not talking from a family actor. But it's also like, if you're Michael Jordan's son, you're getting basketball.

Hey dude, have you lies the crown? Like there's some expectation. So for you, and for your brother too, shout out to him, there's expectations. He's a damn good actor. Like maybe your dad opened doors for him, but that dude has all the talent. So for you, if you're gonna go down that road,

you better be pretty damn good. You're talking about your dudes. You gotta pay your dues. Yeah. Cause it's like you still have to walk through the door. And did you even, did you go down that route at all? Yeah, I mean, like, I always grew up just kind of looking at acting as that, it's the family business.

You know what I'm saying? So I always felt that I would go into it. It's kind of like, you know, if I had come from a family where all, you know, my, my puncles were in the military, you know, like I probably would have joined the military. You know what I mean my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, a fucking try. And I did, I still act, I've been in a lot of notable series and films and shit, but I'm also involved in other stuff because that's just how life went. I realize that there's other things I'm interested in too that I'm passionate about.

And for a while, I was trying to pick one thing and just focus on it because you know, there's kind of like different schools of thought. You know, there's the school of thought that like, you know, it takes long enough to master one thing so you should just pick one thing and have tunnel vision. But I also kind of, I also kind of

adhere to the school of thought of like, if you could just fucking do it all. You know, it's 2022, why not do it all? If I want to do it acting, music, and you know, be an entrepreneur and run a business, why not? Why can't I do it all. You know, it's 2022, why not do it all? If I want to do acting, music, and, you know, be an entrepreneur and run a business, why not? Why not? Why not do it all and do a podcast? It's like fucking, it's 2022.

Yeah, we're about to release a podcast about my co-host right here, Josh Strobe. We call it Outlaws. Gonna call it muscular Outlaws. I think it's just gonna be called the day. White guys, white guys. We call it two whites and a half This Thursday to Jack white fall called it jacked in white just what a man

American can't get enough of two whites and a half These guys are straight white jack root for them White Jack root for them. Root just have my face introduced. These guys are straight white jacked. They like to work out. You think they're just bros. That's just the tip of the eye spurs, right? This Sunday, on fall.

Watch these guys do curl. Curl. It's jet hey. Jet has watch these guys curl and slow motion and bonus footage when they spot each other. Oh, do we have 80 inch That's BT uh late night today's leg day these guys go ass to grass Yeah, you're talking about flexible fucking these guys ride a motorcycle nuts to bus And they go fast

tune in what's his last name? Stroh. Oh What's the bug? And they go fat. Tune in. What's his last name? Stro. Ah, angst and stro. Stro. What's your first name again? Fucking tro. Shit, Josh.

You guys make up your mind. This Thursday, they're stroin it up. Fuck, the testosterone meter hits red hot with... Shit. And Josh. Next Tuesday, they're gonna work out without their shirt. A straw meter hits red hot with... Chad! Chad! Next Tuesday, they're gonna work out without their sure. Ask to nuts! These guys don't play around.

Get low! Let me spot your hips! It's funny because that's not too far off from like what is it? Thank you. That's right. We're just spit balling ideas. Spit balling ideas. Spit balling ideas.

You break my nails. We're in the studio right now. Your dad is... Your dad might be the first guest. Yeah. I'm watching. Maybe. Your dad does know a lot of interviews. I wanna know what's going on. I didn't recognize the guy for the first time.

That's what I mean. They're under 30 minutes of the low peace. Under the radar. You know. I didn't recognize him for the first 30 minutes. I swear to God. Tor. Right? No, come on. He was wearing a fat shirt.

He was wearing a fat shirt. But that was very good. Your dad could be an avatar. And I would know it's fucking Tom Hayes. That'd be some shit. When I look at Woody on Toy Story, I'm like, that's Tom Hayes. He puts on a fat suit, Brian. I'm like, I'm trying to figure out, is that Tyrese?

Is that Morgan Freeman? I thought it was Megan Lee. Maybe let's take a little break from chat with our boy, Chase. I like sports, but I like money, too. Oh my God, it's that time of the year, Brian. If you like sports and money and NBA basketball, you're gonna love my friends that

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get your thick ass in shape, let my friends that on it help you out. Onit.com slash FATK, you saved Temperson off the entire site. Yeah, you know, with acting too, it's like, obviously you've done a million things, right? You've been on some big shows, stuff like that, movies. But when your dad's Tom Anx, and anybody else,

that's a successful career. Like, acting's as tough as it gets. He'd make any of those sets as a beast. Like the level of entry is a nightmare. So by all... That's so political. entry is a nightmare. So by all. That's so political. Yeah, so political. But by all regards,

you've had a successful acting career. But when your dad's Tom Hanks, it's like Michael Jordan's son. Think you played one AA basketball? That ain't gonna cut it. When your dad, that people are like, oh, he's a failure. It's like, he was almost six, right?

He's six, right? It doesn't matter. But it's like your dad, who cares about his size? But your dad's, you know, Michael Jordan. So people are expecting you to, NBA's the least you can do. If you're not in seven star games, it was a failure. But that's why you're kind of set up, you know, there's expectations, man. Like your brother's career is popping. He's in everything. King Kong, massive move, Jack Black, he's great on there. He's in Dexter, one of my favorite seasons. But then, you know, he's not Tom Hanks.

Yeah, it's like a tough fucking thing to carry, man. It's a double-edged sword. You know, it's like a... It could lead you up to a door, but still you have to be the one to walk through the door. Big time. And if you haven't paid your dues prior to that, then that's going to be a disaster. That's a disaster. I'm sure your family knows the pitfalls that... Well, yeah, that's gonna be a disaster. That disaster. And I'm saying so. And I'm sure your family knows like the pitfalls that, well yeah, I mean that's why, like a huge misconception

is people think that like my dad would just like call up someone and be like cast my son in this movie. And like, that's just not how it works, right? Like number one, he would never do that. No. Number two, even if he did, like that's not how it works. Because it's like, first of all, you have to be right for the role.

You have to go through the regular process of auditioning and then calling back and getting called back. So any role that you book, it's like, you have to fucking earn that shit. Plus think about the amount of money. People don't realize this. Think about the amount of money. Like, for the movie that goes into making a movie,

the directors, all the props, the sats, so choo-choos, they're like, you the props, your actors, so you choose to make it. You're like, go Tom, tell Hank's, call. We got to put a son in like, give any things, ask his own world. If anything, it can work against you. Because like, I always say this, like people say, you know, get your, why don't you learn your big director friends, hook you up. Hey, here's how it works.

You write a script, it takes two years, three years, maybe. Then you finally get financing. There's one role that was written specifically. There's a perfect person for that role and that decision is made by committee. You walk in that room, you've got to win that group over. And so I don't give a fuck who you are. You're competing with everybody in the world.

Everybody has the best. The best of the best. So you go in there, they have an idea, the writer, the director, the producers, all have an idea. It might be a different idea, but it's the person of the best. So you go in there, they have an idea, the writer, the director, the producers, all have an idea, it might be a different idea, but it's the person that walks in the room and is undeniable with their alcohol fuck. I didn't, he changed my mind.

I thought the role was this, but it was it. That's the person that gets the role. There's so many moving pieces. I remember when Batman was coming out, my mom calling, she didn't know Hollywood. She's like, I just don't understand where you're not the next Batman. I was like, click.

Yeah, it's a lot. And you know, it's crazy is that sometimes even if you are undeniable in your performance, that's not enough. Because if you might play like, for example, with your honor, right, I had a recurring role in your honor with Brian Cranston on a showtime. And the role I auditioned for was the role of the mob bosses son who like just gets out of prison is kind of like the villain.

The outlaw. That's the that's the role I auditioned for and I fucking crushed it and they were like half of the people wanted me to play that role but at the end of the day I didn't get it because I just don't look like the actor who plays the father, Michael Storbal, still bark. I just don't look like I could be related to him. Right. No, he just has dark hair, he's got brown eyes.

You know what I'm saying? I'm like, blue eye blonde hair. So at the end of the day, they gave it to someone else just because he looked physically like he could be more of that character's son. But it was cool because I still got another role. Wasn't that you? Yeah, another role, yeah, because they saw your chops,

count like, we'll find something. Yeah, but it was between me and him. role. Yeah, another role, yeah, because they saw your chops down like I will find something. Yeah, but it was between me and him and like half the producers and the directors wanted to cast me But at the end of the day they ended up giving each other just because that and that can happen for any I mean I got lucky because they still offered me a side role and I was like fucking awesome Do you call your pops when you get these roles like hey down beyond this that's giving you advice? Oh, yeah, I I asked him for advice all the time. Yeah, you should be on this that's giving you advice or something. Oh yeah, I asked him for advice all the time. Yeah, you should.

All the time. He's getting crazy. And I'm actually about to release an online course. It's a master class on not just like the fundamentals of acting, but like the politics of like how to actually break into the entertainment industry and actually get your foot in the door. I'm about to release that. It's an online course and I'm going to include basically

everything that my dad has taught me in it. Do you have a promise to go from my friend Brian? What's it called? Yeah, I need some help. Well, my daughter. It's called the actor's advantage. So my daughter did word for you dad. Yeah, for the next was my daughter is 14. He's dying to do. She's my daughter's into theater. She's going to I pay for theater camp in New York and and she she'll have an audition for the school player, whatever. I'm like, I've done this for a little while. I might be able to offer some advice. I might be able to have it, right?

Not having it. Well, even Tony Hux said, he was like, a son does a skateboarding. He said he walked in all this friends who were like sponsor and their skateboarders. He walks in the kitchen and he's like, they don't even pay attention to me. He goes, I'll look in the kitchen and watch this like, they don't even pay attention to me, because I was in the kitchen watching this video, this kid doing like a three, six and something else, and they're all, this is insane, it's insane, his dad's Tony hot.

And he goes, what are you guys watching? He goes, oh, I actually created that move, he's like, get out of here. He's like, okay, the kid doesn't want any of this. He's got it. Yeah, that's that kid's move. No, yeah, you gotta, you definitely, I utilize that, you know, like,

I utilize all my dad's knowledge, and I've, you know, asked him, I've been on No, yeah, you gotta, you definitely, I utilize that, you know, like, I utilize all my dad's knowledge and I've, you know, asked him, I've been on set, like in my trailer, like, you know, right then and they're like, I have like asking him questions and he's always been there. Yeah, that's a bad signal. Because he always really helps me align my perceptions because sometimes the advice that he gives is just really fucking simple. Like, honestly, one of the best pieces of advice he's ever given me is is like really the best thing you could do to prepare for any role is just fucking show

up on time, know your lines and treat everyone with respect. That'll get you a long way. You know, and it's really just that simple because we over complicate things and we get so stressed out of our heads about trying to be perfect. But at the end of the day, it's just like show up on time, fucking know your lines like the back of your hand and fucking just be polite to everyone. That's how I'm saying it. By the way, that's exactly right, because it's such a collaborative process.

And you wanna work with people that you like, that's right, you wanna work with people, you know, even like special forces teams, like whether it's Delta or SEAL team six, you know, you're like, what's the criteria? You have to be these big natural athletes and stuff. When you actually talk to the dudes that have been there, do you know what they say a lot of times?

Yeah. They'll say they'll be like, well, no, there are a lot of guys that are really, you know, they're bad asses. Specialists. But you want the dude you like that you can trust that's a great teammate. He may not be as strong, he may not be as great a shot

and all that, but that's the dude you want on mission. But that's anything special forces, but whether you're acting it's a team to get a project done even businesses. Yeah. Apple with, you know, Steve Jobs, when they started that garage, there's like a team. It was just a team, you know, and reputation, you know, if you're an asshole, then you know, it catches up with you. Yeah. If you're doing big movies, and people are buying tickets They're gonna put up with that pre-Madonna ship a little bit. I'll show you your message As soon as that movie eats shit you're the first one you're done Yeah, but like then a bit of if you're in a pleasure to work around then yeah opposite works

You know you could have a bad movie and people are still gonna want to fuck with you But you know but I found that though that the that the highest level people are always, just the people that I've met in any field, acting or whatever, just the most a-list people that I've ever met are always the fucking coolest. And the most humble, the most humble, the most down-to-earth, they don't have any superiority conflicts. To allogen. They'll talk to anybody just like with the same amount

of respect, that's what I've always noticed. It's always like the B and C level people that have the fucking massive ego. Yep, yep, yep. And so with the act and stuff, obviously your dad's helped me there. When he saw you do like white boy summer, which I love.

Have you ever seen his meet and get a white boy summer? Oh yeah, I see. It's fun. We played it. I loved it. Great. And it is a white boy Christmas. It was a white Christmas, not white boy Christmas.

You don't usually draw out love. I love that, you was a white boy Christmas. You don't usually draw out love. I love that view. I loved it. That's a long night's video. Anyways, but when you're dead, you got some tits on it. This is a tatas too.

Look at that, ladies. Yep, it's just a white boy with a bunch of chocolate. Is that an AK-47 on your side? I'm not damn. Where's that at the soup dog? That's a pissyooka. Oh, no, that's in your shorts. Um, but are you, uh, that's a bazooka? But like, when your dad sees this, does he understand it? Is he cool with it? Or is he like, light boy, something? No, they were, they were cool with the, they were cool with the, they were, they're, they're supportive, man. They were like, what, what are they like?

Let's talk, let's talk about the stuff. They're so detached from like that kind of current, those kind of current events that it's like, they're not really aware of what's popular or what's not. So they're just like, you know, if they're like, if they see that, like they were like, oh, that's just like anything that Cardi B does. Okay, cool. Yeah, they're not even a good shirt.

My dad still doesn't understand what I do. He told somebody my brothers were the Matt lunch other day. And he took, someone was like, or anything like Cardi B does, okay, cool. You know what I mean, good shirt. My dad still doesn't understand what I do. He told somebody, my brother's with him at lunch the other day, and he took, someone was like, hey, something was the Hollywood, right? He's going well for him, he's like, hey, he's what's he doing, when I go, I think he's like an Instagram influencer,

and my brother's like, Jesus Christ. When I shot my first festival showtime, big deal, my dad didn't come. Two days later, he cut flies out here, we're walking with my grandkids, we're with his grandkids, and we're walking down the mall. And he was like, I forgot to ask,

how does your speech go with the other night? Well, how does your speech go? And dad, get it fucking right. It's like my mother would always say that, how's your play going? The TV show I'm doing, like what are you talking about? My dad had a cold head, and that sits on like HBO, or Comedy Central, they don't date line in DC.

How does your speech go? 16 minutes. Dude, I didn't do a Ted My dad's 80 years old Dan Rathers wasn't on my special My father's 80 years old and I've ever been at 250 pounds six four and and he's walking down the steps today I'm on the phone and I just hear Yes, but on the stale mother fucker fell down stairs phone and I just hear go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I got to call you back. I run you okay, okay like that. I reach at him and he goes like this He's down like this he goes yeah So I'm happy but he like I was all panic me goes yeah

And my mother goes we should go to the Get out of here. And then my mother broke his back. My mother, my mother goes, we should go to the hospital. And that goes to that's your mom. I'm not going to the hospital. The trucking truck walks back upstairs. I fell because you said something and I turned around. You know, fucking college.

All those reasons. 82. Wow, he took that fall like a cheater. And I'm a small guy. He fell like a jammie. And I check her with him. Like, he's watching his computer with you right now. Yeah, I go,'re all right and he goes

That's all he was that wasn't I at your house and your dad ate a banana with the cute you well I'm basically basically yeah I was like the mom to see you mr. Calon well well he he was He doesn't notice because he's watching the cool thing Fucking banana well, he didn't know My mother said that my mother goes he won't notice what is he I go, but what the fuck is this like? He lead all the respect it But you're also like is he on the spectrum a little bit right?

I told you we were in we almost in a plane crash here already He wasn't a plane crash, but he's flying his plane and the plane's going boom and my dog hit the ceiling I'm like Jesus Christ and my father looks at me and he goes it's not about when it died That's serious. Oh my There's that savage. He's not savage savage each banana with peels. Yeah, yeah, still still fucking I told you was with the peel I'll eat it for fuck it was watching the peel. I didn't. He was watching a game. It didn't notice. Holy shit.

And I go, my mother goes, you're eating with that peel. You're like, I'm like, I missed. I don't know the respect it or is that peanut butter fountain? I do this joke in my stand up, but it's a true story. We're in a fucking car. We're in a, we're in a, in my car. And there's a hornet. It's not a yellow jacket.

You know those hornets that live either like in your attic or there they're in the ground the ones with the three abdomens and the fucking fur. They're like huge like ninja turtle abs. Yeah they live alone. Like they're putting on your own reason they're wet. Yeah they're always wet. Shining. Got to put them on your head. And then they just hear you hair. And they hump their stings. Not once I go, B is like, and you're like, ah, and it dies, they hug you. They hug thing you.

And they shoot poison. And they twerk on your forearm. Yes. So they're stinger, just pull a little. Yes, and they'll get you in the face. So I literally see this fucking thing, and I'm like, oh my god, I can't get out fast enough. It's like a prism color.

Yeah, yes. My father with can't get out fast enough. It's like a prism color. Yeah, yeah. My father with his giant fucking farm boy finger. Big dick beaters. This goes, goes like that. Crab's in, goes, and it kills it. Broke it's an act, and just broke it's back. And the thing was like, fuck you, you know, like, I tell the story, but it's all true, and it crusts,

but he fucking killed it. And then he's doing this. He's going like this, he goes, I go, I I tell the story, but it's all true and it crossed but he fucking killed it and then you daddy eat him He's doing this he's going like this you guys I go that stinks. I think sting you and he goes Probably They're covering a different clock got some a different cloth row my ground probably he would eat fucking you know like a drumstick a chicken Yeah, he would eat it the whole thing all in everything he, he would eat the whole thing. The whole thing. He would eat the cherries. Holy, he wouldn't spit out the pits. He'd eat the pits.

Yeah, sad. Yeah, my head was the smartest way to go. But they didn't leave shit to waste. He didn't even know. And your grandfather was the entertainer now. No, he was my mom's dad, so he was from Bulgaria. Yeah, of course. Yeah, he was from the chicken.

Yeah, you know, he's a hard-core., he was from... Yeah, exactly. He was from... He was hardcore. He was hardcore. My grandpa just snuck out rocks. Yeah, they're old. Oh, yeah, he actually played soccer with rocks. Yeah, he told me. Just a big boulder.

Yeah, they would just kick rocks with it. Do you want to see his or kicks and shit? I knew my dad was tough when I was a kicker. Because you never heard of any dog. He didn't give a fuck about any dog. You're a pride like that a little bit. Like, ultimately, he knew he was big enough to kill the dog. Like dogs gonna bite you, but in his mind,

he was like, I'll kill that dog. Me, I'm afraid of dogs. I don't have the bone structure, but I have a dance ball if it's like a golden retriever. So I'm like, I'm gonna have my hands full of it. There's a rot while there, you gotta prop. Oh, that's no doubt. Yeah, I'm saying like even a weener dog,

I can give you some free. Not with him. He'd see a dog and be like dogs. I know. I mean, be like, we're going to go through that field. And I'm like, have you ever been attacked by a dog? I did bit by a dog when I wore a sleeve. I wore it so I was enough kind of stuff. You've had to actually fight a dog off of you.

No, are you? Have you had a bull shit? Hold on. I was hit by a real dog. I had to defend myself against a dog. Yeah, me too. What yours? Okay, so.

How old are you, first of all? 32. Oh, how old was I? Yeah. Oh, I was 17. Okay. That's all. Yeah.

Yeah, so, okay. Like, kind of what I was saying earlier, eventually I got in trouble. I got sent to this wilderness program. I went to Utah for a year. This thing, I was in this school. It's where I finished my high school credits blah, blah, blah. That's a long story. Anyway, while I was there. I was there. Boys club in Utah? Yeah, we had to do like community service. Like, it's where I finished my high school credits blah, blah, that's a long story. Anyway, while I was there,

the boys club in Utah. Yeah, we had to do like community service. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like manual labor, shit like that. So like one of the things, yeah, but they kept us, they kept us, they kept us divided. It kept us divided. No, it's not.

Right? So they made us do community service. So one of the things we had to do was go down these dog kennels in Salt Lake City and like clean up shit, like do all this shit, right? So one of the things we had to do is go down these dog kennels in Salt Lake City and clean up shit and do all this shit, right? So one of the chores we had to do was like walk the dogs, dogs, they're all cooped up, losing their minds and it's fucking, you know,

it's like a dog prison. Like, just saying this all was a dog. So they let us pick a dog and we have to walk it, right? And I'm like 17 and I want to be all badass. So I picked the most ripped fucking pit bull in the place, right? And the people that ran it, they were like, I sure you don't want that one. And it was like some tiny, like, I'm like, no, I want that one. I'm like 17 years old.

I'm like 150 pounds. Like, you know, I see the pit bull rap videos. Give me that. So yeah, and it was vicious. Like it was already like barking and losing its mind in the fucking kennel, right? I'm like, no, I want that one. I'm like, okay, like this is like the roughest dog

we have, I'm like, nobody walks it. I don't want to back down now. So, right, so they give me the dog to walk and we're all walking in a line to go take it out of the building and go like walk it outside, right? So everyone's going around the corner and I'm the last one. So the last person goes around the corner outside, right? So everyone's going around the corner, and I'm the last one. So the last person goes around the corner,

and as I'm about to go around the corner, I'm alone, the dog fucking turns on me and starts attacking me, right? It starts lunging for me, like literally trying to fucking kill me. So I got it on the leash, right? So all I can do is I'm swinging the leash because it's a lunging for me.

It's like full on jump under the air, lunging for me. So I'm swinging, I'm yanking the leash mid air so a lunge in for me. It's like full on jump under the air, lunge in for me. So I'm yanking the leash mid-air. So the dog's like, so that's cool. But what it starts doing is it's figures it out. So it starts biting the leash. Hell yeah. Little, little bit of trivitt. So the slack is getting shorter and shorter.

So I'm yanking the leash, but it's biting a little up and up on the leash. Smart dog. Until it gets right up on my fucking hand, right? Until the dog is hanging on right up against my fist and it's about to lunch one more time, but this time there's no more room. It's gonna fucking bite my fucking hand off.

So I just full on, just punch this fucking dog in the face as hard as I could. Like, right in the stomach. I just punched the fucking dog as hard as I could in the face. And then it froze up. And then I was like, you good? I'm like, you good?

Chill, chill the fuck out. It was just kind of backed off a little bit. I'm like, all right, let's go. But I really wanted to call for help. No, like, because everyone's gone the whole time. I wanted to be like, help the job, but I couldn't, I didn't say anything because I didn't want to be embarrassed. Cause the dude literally pressed me. He was like, are you sure you want this? I was like, yeah, I didn't say anything because I didn't want to be embarrassed. Yeah, because the dude literally pressed me.

He was like, are you sure you want this? I was like, yeah, I got it. So, but I shit you not from that by the end of the walk, that dog respected me. You're the best friend. It loved me. I literally could put my face up to it and pet it and it was completely fun.

That's how you dog. Yeah, it's like I have a friend of his dragons, you got a connect. You got to break him in. I'm going to catch so much heat from the animal cruelty. No, you're not. If it's a pim's like you have a friend of his dragons, you gotta connect with him. You gotta break him in. I'm gonna catch so much heat from the animal accrual guy. No, you're not. If it's a pimple, you gotta. I know a guy who you're showing what's up.

I know a guy who dealt with problems, dogs like that. The first thing you do is take him, put him on their back and get on top of him and hold him there until they come. Yeah, show him who's bought. Yeah, my story, no one nearer is cool. And I wish I went first, but I'll follow that. I was like 10 and I wish I went first, but I'll follow that. I was like 10, and this kid, in his backyard,

these kids were mean to me. They bullied me, but they invited me. I'm like, hell yeah, I'll go with you guys with your house and play. And his house, I got, tree in the backyard got struck by lightning. And he's like, go check out the tree. It's sick, man, I got struck by lightning.

I'm like, hell yeah. And they're like, you go first, I'm like, okay. So I'm walking, and then I get to his backyard and they shut the gate. I'm like, what the hell's going on, you go first, I'm like, okay. So I'm walking and then I get to his backyard and then shut the gate. I'm like, what the hell's going on here? I see this big dog come around the corner of my house. Oh, no, no, no, no. If you think about it, now it's like,

hey, that dog could have killed me. Yes. What's that dog? I forget it was like this rockwild lab. It was a big fucking dog. I'm like, 10. So I just see him just, remember, bark, I'm like, oh shit.

And I didn't want him to steal the money maker, the big bang. So I, he was right like 10. So I just seemed just, wherever I was barking, I'm like, oh shit. And I didn't want him to steal the money maker, the big bang. So I was right like this. So I turned last second. Dude, he grabbed onto my, oh, you went to bite you. He bit me. He bit my ass.

Tor my ass up. Lift my ass up. And I climbed over the fence, but I got home. I had to go to the doctor, this was part. It was in front of my mom. They took me to the emergency room that they gave me the tetanus shark and the dogs,

mouth whatever. In my ass, the biggest needle you've ever seen, just in my ass. Damn. Probably rabies. I don't know. By the way, if you've ever put a sleeve on or a white suit and you want to belt how hard that bite is,

that's a lot of stuff. I'm not a fray dog. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, six, seven pound dog. And the dog came and I was like, no, I've no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to shake and I was like okay, okay, okay, you're dead once I go This dogs attacking me

Well in fucking dove David off when we're enough kind of something to stand up fucking he goes We're gonna go get bit by dogs I go what I? We get bit by dogs so they put us in a bite suit, but no helmet and they got to go just go run and I go dogs so they put us in a bite suit but no helmet and they got just go run and I go What do you mean the dogs these are giant dogs fall down giant? That's separate I need a he goes nah nah they won't bite you in head. They don't like that. I'm like but This area is not protected sir. I just run man Because now I'm with soldiers. I don't want to be a bitch. I'm running and they're like stay stop stop the Planting and then oh fucking let that thing go man bit me

Right here decided to bite me right there and I'm like ah, and he knocks me down And then I do this and it grabs me here. Don't freak out bit him on the hand because but he had a glove on oh Wasn't enough get this fucking wolf off get this wolf off Oh, don't buy did it hurt body. Did it hurt? It hurt. I'm telling you, dude, when you feel the pressure, you go, oh, that's why when it bites you, you shut down because all the nerves shut down. They will break your bones.

They'll bite right through you. That's a malinois. I don't know what the fuck a pipple would do. It's a whole different story. They're just different. They're so strong. Yeah, what's up with them? They're just all jacked.

Well, that's why, how do you get that jack without working out? They just exist that way. Look, that's why when it's just crazy. You know the most jacked vegan in the why you get that jack without working out they just exist that with that that's why when you know the most jacked vegan world is a gorilla you look at a girl you're like how in the fuck yeah like three percent body fat jussies fucking leaves didn't have to build the muscle it's already true it's just yeah yeah you know what the strongest bite is huh oh hippo right now crocodiles oh yeah oh no they said these guys are in Australia, and also the saltwater crocodile. The guys in Australia, three guys in the hospital.

But manmel, is in the Jaguar? No, I'm not compared to a... No, but I'm saying that's, you know. Mammals maybe, but not. I'm saying mammal is the Jaguar. I think it's a gorilla. I don't think it's a gorilla. I don't think so.

Think so. Silverback. But the saltwater crocodile, this fucking thing. 10 strongest animal bite for us in the world too. Yeah, see it. These guys are fucking it these guys are fucking Now these guys are are swimming and their friend just disappeared. They didn't hear anything He just went like you know how it just he got taken that quickly shit

Joe was right hippopotamus number one man. They're the most jackpot number two gorilla number three Stupid hyenas dead second to last, grizzly bear, pussy, dead last. Great white number one. Great white number one. Oh, great, we calm. The old gray, white. Yeah.

Oh, gray. I mean, gray white. The hippos are the most lethal animal in Africa. Where people die from hippos in the country. Correct. Mosquitoes number one, but I feel you. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on in.

I hate the fucking, I'm trying to draw some knowledge here. Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes. Yeah, man, we're talking animal. What do you do for a workout? Let's get the fucking, let's get down to what really matters. This has all been bullshit talk. Let's get down to how you get.

Yeah, I'd love to hear your workout routine. Cool. I want to hear what you're doing. Amen. Yeah. It. Yeah. It's just regular basically. It's a CrossFit shit. No, no, no, it's the standard.

You doing sports? You're just doing it, that shit? No, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I new whip. Yeah, get for you. Yeah, is that that for our When you know, that's mine right after what happened I thought you're this night. I thought yours was green Yeah, that's a black box. The black one like the old raves. Yeah, but it's a it's a you can see the engine Yeah, that's mine. That's the 430. I've had for a year. I don't think it's very pretty We don't know cars drive a Tesla. No, I don't That's not a pretty car. That's 430.

Oh, Papa, you're so sweet. But you're so sweet. What do you drive? He has a URUS. I got the Lambo truck. And when you post that, it's always, when you post that stuff, you're doing for inspiration

because I'm sure people are like, oh, show off or whatever, how do you feel about that? Yeah, I mean, it is for inspiration. I mean, you know, I- It's the best SUV on the market. I've had them all. I love it. I for inspiration. I mean, you know, it's the best SUV on the market. I've had them all. I love those. Favorite SUV. I love it. Really? I love it. Okay. Okay. Just not for you, right? Okay. Hey, I can be in the cars. If the guys are in the cars, why can't I be cool? Hey, guys, what, what do you got under that hood? I don't know how to

talk to you. You're supposed to like motivation, motivation. Well, it's like this, you know, like I started, I started my the self mastery program a year ago is on January 1st, right? So that what that is, it's, it's online fitness nutrition and mindset coaching. And when you came on Keynes thing, and we talked about it there, we talked about it then. Yes, so.

Right. So I assign people their ideal training plan, custom to their body, their nutrition plan, custom to their body, their nutrition plan, custom to their body, and I hold Zoom calls once a week where we can speak directly one-on-one or in a group, right? So there's different packages, but that's where we get into the deeper stuff, the mindset stuff, the motivational stuff.

I started this a year ago, you know, if you follow me or you know, watch my story, every single day I'm up at 4.45 in the morning I go to I do a hundred burpees while it's still before the sun's coming out I go through my morning process my morning routine I'm in the gym usually about 7 a.m. with Josh right here I'm lifting weights a little apple bottom and then for the rest of the time. The old room that you got an ass on you. So this is every single day. You know, every single day, like I, if you follow me, that you see, right? So it's like when I started this program,

I was just, you know, I had been basically a couple months out of rehab, right? Cause I had, I had been sober for five years. Then during the whole white boy summer shit, I was not sober. Could you be, you know, what was your, what was your, what was your, what was your white boy summer? You can't be, you can't be. Yeah, it was crazy, man. Don't be a pusher, Brennan. What was your drug of choice if you don't mind?

Coke. Really? That was your sugar. The devil's dad. That's all bad. Man. It's all, it's all good. It's time, though, for a little bit. Let's not, you know,

Hey, man, hey, and silver ball. Don't start like reminding me of the time. Oh, yeah, good time. Yes, I'm good. Until it's not, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and to you too much. I basically, you know, went crazy.

I got to the point where he was just fucking really bad. I was like, okay, I have to change my life. I got clean again, a couple, and while I was getting clean and getting my life back together, I just really, really felt love with just like fitness and working out, and just mostly just so, for the mental aspect, not just improving myself physically,

but keeping myself in a positive state of mind. Also, the endorphins release that. Exactly, just the natural high. When you're trying to overcome addiction or whatever, break any sort of bad habits, it's really not good enough. It's just trying to drop your bad habits. You have to replace them with good habits.

Otherwise, you're just gonna obsess about, you know, whatever your substance or drug of choice is, and you're just gonna obsess about it even more because something's missing, but nothing's been gained. So you really have to substitute your bad habits with good habits. So that's what I did. I started working out just like a fucking freak, like every day nonstop. Really, really became obsessed with it.

I got my nutrition dialed and I found out what my macros were, which really makes all the difference because like your gains, abs, whatever is all made in the kitchen. You can't out work a poor diet. If you're working, abs, whatever, is all made in the kitchen. Like, you cannot work a poor diet. If you're working, you could be working your ass off in the gym every single fucking day. If you're not eating the proper macros, you don't know your proper nutrition, you're not gonna make any fucking progress.

That's like that, that's a fact. It's like, it's literally 90% of it. So I found out what my actual macros were. I did my research on all that shit. I was already working out every day. I was posting it mostly just, you know, just for accountability, because I wanted to show people, you know, like, hey, I was already working out every day. I was posting it mostly just, you know, just for accountability because I wanted to show people, you know, like, hey, I'm really doing this every single fucking day. And it was also to hold myself accountable because I didn't

want to fall off and skip a day because I was trying to keep myself that consistent, right? So I was putting pressure on myself. Well, while I was doing that, people were hitting me up and asking me, like, hey, man, like they noticed that, you know, my body was changing. I was starting to like, you know, getting better shape. So people were hitting me up, asking me, like, hey man, they noticed that my body was changing, I was starting to get in better shape. So people were hitting me up, asking me tips, this and that, what should I do? So I figured, well, if I'm gonna be already committed to working out every day, I might as well come up

with a way to monetize it. So I launched my program and keep in mind, okay? So at that time, I'm not a rehab, I'm fucking coming, I'm building my life back up from the fucking shambles. So I was like, I'm like fucking broke. You know what I'm saying when I started this thing, but I just started, it won't fast forward a year later, you know what I'm saying, the business has been going so well,

I'm in a fucking Lambo. So I'm posting this shit to show people what can really be achieved when you drop all your fucking bullshit bad habits and just fucking commit to your own self improvement in your personal life. What was your turn, Brian? What was your turn?

I wouldn't invite the three of us to a cocaine party. Look at these noses. It's not built. I know. That's sharp, no. I'm the native one. But it's got that. It's a good looking beast, no bower.

But it's a good looking beast. It's a good looking beast. I'm not that dumb. Don't put a mound of cocaine in front of us. That's true. It's not a fair. But he's still got his, he's still got his beautiful looks. He's a good look.

I've never done cocaine. Never mind. Are you serious? No, you're gonna swim in, you will. Respect. But what? What? You're just gonna get to that tonight.

You already doing Vegas. Contemplate. January 5th and 7th. By the way, cocaine. That's right. No, what, do you remember? I'm always fascinated with like because so much of this is, oh, I feel good. So much of this part felt moment.

By the way, we came out of the closet a couple of minutes ago. Yeah, man, I don't do coke, but I do. Caw. Did you say coke? I thought it was my caw. Me too. I was a caw captain. I was a caw captain.

I was a caw captain. I was a cock at it. I was a cock at it. I went down some dark places. That's right. Have you taken my program, given up cocked our ass? It's only gay, you two can quit sucking. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. God, you opened up and now you bring cock in. I'm so sorry dude. But do you remember, do you remember, because I always believe like when you actually make that decision, right, that real decision to go sober, like there's that, the rock bottoms, yeah, something happens where you make that decision. Can you remember what that switch was? What was rock bottom?

Yeah, I mean, basically it was just I had been partying my ass off for all the fucking white boys summers, you know. What, three months? Yeah, yeah. How long is a white boy summer? That's what we should play. It was about three months. That's standard summer. Well, cocaine for three months? Yeah, yeah. How long is a white boy's summer? That's what we should play. It was about three months. That's standard summer.

Well, cocaine for three months. The good thing about cocaine, see, with alcohol, you can be an alcoholic for 30 years, you wake up with no resume. You know, it's like, it's a slower burn. Blow is devastating very quickly. It's like, where'd my house go? You know, so in that sense, you can... Especially, it's pure, Pablo Escobar.

Shit. Am I right? Oh no. Don't't talk about don't talk to us about cocaine you don't know about that shit I don't but I would never do it now because the the fentanyl laced with this car yeah there are kits on Amazon you can use anyway shit back to you but what was it what was it was it more inspiration or was it fear that caused or you don't want to be a loser I mean basically I knew that I I really had to get my shit together. So I was preparing to fucking, you know, go to rehab and plead myself up again.

But without any intention of like staying sober just to like get myself back on my feet, right? And take a little break. Well, I had a show out in Vegas. I was supposed to go out for a night. A live show. Yeah. I was supposed a performance. I was supposed to go out for a night and then you know check myself in a rehab

The next day well I went outside show a bunch of the party afterwards. I didn't leave the party for three days and three nights I didn't sleep. I didn't eat anything. I was just fucking going I boy so yeah for three days and three nights literally like 72 hours. Yeah, I've done some fun at all Yeah, by the end of that I was just like full on fucking it's not fun No, it doesn't sound fun at all. Yeah, by the end of that, I was just like full on fucking, and it's not fun. No, it's not fun. It's just, by the end of that, like, it's just, you're, you just lose your mind. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Just like, not just, also not productive. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it depends on what you're doing. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it depends on what you're trying to fucking do. But, you know, but, yeah, dude, I mean, it depends on what you're doing. It depends on what you're trying to fucking do, but you know. Keep going.

But yeah, dude, I mean, apart from just, you know, doing that much drugs, I mean, just the sleep deprivation aspect, the lack of nutrition, you know, not drinking any water, you know, it's like, that shit is enough to just basically send you into a fucking full blown psychosis where you just don't even know what's real and what's not anymore. You're just on your gone. Elvis has fucking left the building.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that would have left the building. Yeah, I was just, yeah, I was gone. So that was enough for to scare me straight and be like, holy shit. If I don't make a change, like a drastic change, then like I'm fucking headed towards a disaster. I mean, it already is a disaster, but I knew like if I didn't make a change

that I was gonna end up like... Like Kirk will be. Do it, you didn't, basically like, dealing with a consequence that I couldn't come back from. If it wasn't just fucking dying, like losing my life, or just getting caught in this situation or making a stupid ass fucking decision,

you know what I'm in that state of mind, I just knew something bad was coming in, it was coming fast. Like if I didn't make a fuck, if I didn't make a, yeah, like impending doom. So if I didn't make a serious if I didn't make a see yeah like impending doom Yeah, so if I don't make a serious change. So that was just it. I just said you know fucking never again And now with you know, I have two young boys. I can't imagine like if they went down that road As a dad, I feel like I got a fixes. You know, I'm gonna fly to to Vegas and find them

Munchies chicks and the white boy summer video and take them and make them better. I'm sure for your family, your brother, you know, your friends, they're like, we gotta do something here, but there's not much they can do, huh? Did they try? Yeah, I mean, it's like you said, there's not much you can do.

Like even my friends were like, you know, they just were kind of like fuck dude, you know. You're in a dope, you're in a dope. Sometimes, you're gonna learn this because you're kids are young, but my daughter now is 14. And one of the things that's maddening is that you lose a lot of control over your children

because they're their own people and they make their own decisions and they're gonna make their own mistakes. If you lost them in the basement, give it up. Yeah, no freedom. But all that shit is really just dealing with pain in a bad way, you know.

Yes, really? At the end of the day, people that are drug addicts and whatnot, for the most part, they're not bad people. They're really good. They're human. At the end of the day, and I had this realization while I was in that state, because I could find myself in some pretty shady places. But at the end of the day, I would look around and be like,

none of these people are bad people. We're just dealing with people that are in pain, that are dealing with our pain in the wrong ways. We're just dealing with our pain in the wrong ways. So with my program and the self-mastory program is all about is that we need to face our pain and channel it for our own growth. So that's what literally on a physical level, on a literal So, I mean, that's what literally,

on a physical level, on a literal level, I mean, that's what exercise is. You're putting your body in physical pain, right? But it's pain that is building you. It's making you stronger, it's making you healthier. So, and that's just on a literal physical level, what's happening physiologically in your body, but it's also happening on a mental and spiritual level, because as you start to improve, as you start

to improve and get stronger physically, and you're channeling that pain by putting it to work, right? Because most people who are addicts, it's like, we have all these emotions, we have all these feelings going on, and we're dealing with it by numbing it or running to drugs. We're not addressing it. We're not addressing it. So, we have to address that. We basically just have to take it out in the fucking gym.

Period. You got to take all that energy out in the gym, the energy that angsts in that anxiety or regret or depression, like it's not going anywhere. You have to literally do something with it. And what you have to do with it is you have to literally put it to fucking work. You have to put it to work out of work

that shit off in the gym. And as you start to do that, as you start to get stronger, as your body starts to change, you start to literally look and feel exactly how you want to, how you truly want to. A mental shift occurs also where you level up fucking mentally. The way you start to talk to yourself is different. That feeling of that angst and that anxiety, that no longer becomes your status quo,

that no longer becomes the place quo, that no longer becomes the place where you live. It might still come back. It might still rear its head, but more and more as you progress, the state that you live in is, you know what, I fucking got this. I can't be fucking stopped. All this should happen for a reason to bring me where I am today. Opportunities, your future becomes clear. You see all the blessings you're grateful. You're living a state of gratitude, a state of empowerment, that becomes your norm, right? The more that you put that shit to work,

that becomes your norm, gratitude. Gratitude opens the door to infinite intelligence. You're gonna be the poster boy for rehab, because most, correct me if I wrong, most rehab, I think the success rate's like 2%. What, it's bringing up, Jen, what about on rehab? Yeah, rehab. No, I mean, it's successful.

It's terrible yesterday. The success rate for any drug and alcohol abuse is terrible, but that's because people don't have, but that's because like this is what I'm saying, is that it requires more like a, like an ongoing thing, right? Like I'm a big, like, 42%.

But I read that's complete it. I read that's like 71% 71% in the beginning then it was like drops just after a few months, 61, then at the end of six months, like 46% in some of that. So you know age, age actually is the one thing that a lot of people outgrow their addiction with age. This is really weird and they don't know why.

But so you can be a very bad drug addict, very bad alcoholic. If you can stay alive long enough, believe it or not, you tend to. To thought the majority. It actually is. There's no way. Yeah, I promise. The the age thing is actually something that you'll see old addicts who no longer have that, but barring that, you wanted to do that before you hit a certain age, you want to get, you know, and that, I think it's not going thing right,itude and things like that. Those things are keeping your state of mind standing sort of sentry at the door of your mind to make sure the wrong thoughts don't come out. It's all state of mind.

I mean, everything is mental. It's like, your mindset and your mentality is everything, right? It's like, especially when you're first getting sober, because if you're first getting sober, trying to change your life, your state of mind at any given moment is so fucking volatile. And that's why most people don't stay sober,

is because they don't have any stability in their own fucking mental health. So the second, something gets a little too painful or hard, or they get a little too uncomfortable, they just run right back to it, they destroy their life, they get sober again and then they fucking, it's just a vicious cycle because it's one thing to get sober, but it's another thing to fucking stay sober. Most people can get sober a fucking million fucking times, but they can't fucking stay sober because they're not focusing on their fucking mentality.

And they think that they can master the mentality just from thinking, you can't, you can't fucking master your mentality just from thinking, you can't think your way into a positive action. You can only act your way into positive thinking, period. And this is the problem with fucking, you know, 12 steps. I have nothing bad to say about any 12 step programs

because I think they're really helpful. And I have nothing bad to say about rehabs. But just, you but just my personal opinion is that I think a lot of these programs don't work because they're not putting any emphasis on your physicality. You cannot overlook the importance of fucking fitness and health. People think it's the importance of, people think it's just superficial, because it's, people think that people go to the gym or work out or just superficial, because they only, they just care about how they look.

It's not about that. It's not about that. It's literally putting in the work so that you can live each day physically feeling your best, that you are living as your best self. Everybody, look, everybody feels, if you feel like you need to lose 10, 15 pounds or put on fucking 10, 15 pounds of muscle

to really feel like that best version of yourself, then fucking do it, do it, you need to do it. You absolutely need to do it, because that feeling, that gift that you have to earn is what's waiting for you. And that's actually the high that you're seeking. The high that you're seeking when you go get drunk or go do drugs or whatever,

of feeling like good about yourself from a substance is a false high. The true high is just living and breathing every day as like looking in the mirror and saying, damn, I look good, I feel good, I'm walking different, I'm talking different, I'm carrying myself in a different way. That can only come through putting in the fucking work period. So all these, it's the action.

It's the fucking action that counts. You can't just, you can't think your way out of this shit. You have to act your way out of it. I don't want me to surprise you, but this is an intervention. I feel like you're drinking ways and born talk affects me in the following ways Your point when you when you put in your invisible line it affects me in the following ways one more month You're figuring one more month you fucking seven years of you need to go on this line And I can't wait because I'm gonna torture you need to do it. Yeah, I'm really time But the whole point is it's not about how you look. It's about how you fucking feel. I guarantee you, if somebody who's, you know,

they've never like given themselves that chance before of actually like putting in the word, getting themselves in just their best physical shape, right? Cause it's not about reaching any standard. I'm not saying that you have to look like a body builder, you have to look like a fucking Instagram model, right? It's just about being at your peak physical state that you've ever experienced in your life, right? It's just about being at your peak physical state that you've ever experienced in your life, right?

It's just about, it's not about perfection, it's about progress, right? So it's not about reaching some fucking standard of what you're supposed to look like, it's just waking up knowing, hey, I'm in the best shape I've ever been. When you wake up knowing, I'm in the best shape I've ever fucking been, I'm at my peak.

I'm at my physical fucking peak that I've ever experienced in life. It doesn't matter if you're in your fifties or if you're in your fucking twenties, right? Because you can achieve that no matter how old you are. But when you reach that point where you're at your physical peak and you know that each day you're improving more and more

and more, that is the fucking mentality shift. That's when the flip gets switched in your mentality when you feel so fulfilled that you no longer have the desire to go get high So is that is that then Replacing the pleasure of drugs with the pleasure of self restriction and exercise right? So you're kind of like you're you're taking the pleasure I would I would I would I wouldn't say it's it's replacing pleasure with pleasure I would say it's replacing pleasure with fulfillment because pleasure is like a fleeting thing like pleasure is what is what we're chasing when we're

Focusing when we do a lot of code. Yeah, I mean, that's what my men's what my mentor West Watson says purpose over pleasure That's like his whole thing you know or Wes Watson says, purpose over pleasure. That's like his whole thing, you know what I'm saying? Purpose over pleasure. Yeah, and that's not my phrase. That's from what, I didn't coin that shit. That's from Wes Watson. I love that.

Did you get more spiritual as a result that you did you find? Absolutely. Yeah, that's what happened. You go to church? No, I don't go to church. You pray? Yeah, I pray.

I'm spiritual. I mean, I still do consider myself a Christian. I was baptized Greek Orthodox I believe in Christ, you know, who's Greek my mom? Oh shit Yeah, but I'm just not super religious, but I'm extremely spiritual and this is I mean that I say that the spirituals Is the third part that come because it starts off with our it's mind body and soul it starts off with the body Starts off with our physicality. We have to change that. We have to be growing and that. Once that happens, the mind naturally follows suit. The state of the mind improves. When the state of the mind and the body are both synced, that's when the spiritual is birthed.

And truly, we can live our lives in it. Gratitude. There's nothing more spiritual than just being grateful. It doesn't matter if you're an atheist or whether you believe in a higher power or not The goal the spiritual goal the spiritual aspect is just living and fucking gratitude. Who's your mentor? West Watson. What who is he? He's the he's the guy who started all this and he's who showed me this he's who he taught me how to start his own battle right? Yeah, I taught me how to start. And he went to his own battle, right? Yeah. And he can't understand that. I had been following him for years and he really, really impacted my life because just from just from setting the example. So he's the one who started all this shit, you know what I'm saying?

Oh shit. I just followed his example. I got on his program and it changed my life. Oh boy, homeboy's jack. He's in prison gangs. Use them prison gangs? Was he in jail? Then you guys should really, you guys really need to look him up.

Get him on the podcast. They'll get him on the podcast. Yeah, you should get him on the podcast. He's on veins. Yeah, that dude is Jack. But so he spent time on the inside. His story is really crazy. That too, he's gonna say yeah.

He's on YouTube, check out his YouTube channel. 10 years. 10 years. But basically, Wow. I'd started following him right when he got out of prison. And when he got out of prison, I mean, he was fresh out of prison. I'm saying, and that was like four years ago,

and I literally over the past four, every single day, I mean, he's up in, he's up in fucking 245, but he does the same exact shit. Like how, like how I'm saying I do the same shit every day I wake up early I post my work. I got that from him. I got it from he was already doing that and he hasn't missed a day in the whole four years I've been following him. In the four years I've been following I saw him going from just getting out of prison not having anything to now he's like a multi-multi-multi millionaire.

I think you've got a war start. You've got something to... Yeah, I mean, I literally saw it right happen right in front of my fucking eyes. Every single day. He's in the ENA. San Diego. So I saw it happen every single fucking day right in front

of my eyes. He just moved in like a fucking resort. His house is so fucking huge. He's got it every fucking like Luxury car in the book. I literally saw it right in front of my fucking eyes after 10 years in prison. Yeah, and what do you do? What do you do to prison for? I mean, I can't remember but he he tells a story of He tells a story. He's I have to have mon. I'll be sure to have mon. Yeah, I'll connect us. I'll connect you guys. Yeah, that'd be great

Love to get that guy on. Yeah, cuz I find that so fascinating connect this. I'll connect you guys. Yeah, that'd be great. Love to get that guy on. Yeah. Because I find that so fascinating. Like I always say, anything that happens to you, your job is to orchestrate your life so that you look back on it. Whenever it is, a year or five years, and say I wouldn't have changed it, I wouldn't have changed that because I am who I am now, and I like who I am now, and I didn't like

who I was then. You know, keep touching my thought because it's gonna be okay. All right, now I want you to take Chad's fucking program. All right. You're an inspiration, Chad. You know what I'm saying? I think you're starting your own podcast. I think when you listen to this,

if that doesn't put you on the right track and hopefully give some people some motivation, you know? I think you can go well for you, man. Thank you. Yeah, I'm just passing it on. Yeah, I love that, man. Once in the first podcast dropping, dude? Uh, we don't have a set date yet, but it's gonna be...

You'll know. Oh, you'll know. It's right around the corner. I don't think you'll... You'll feel it. Mr. Tom Hanks has done any podcast, right? I don't know. We reached out to him and he'd think you're back to us.

Uh, uh, let's go to Colonel Vance, Jen. Can we do fan questions first? Fuck yeah, we had a bunch, dude. Over 500. Fuck yeah, let's do it. Yeah, but we only picked, or Tom picked three out of the five, or what happened. Yeah, our boy, Tom picked the three out.

Tom the bunch. All right, so first one's from Antonio Rowland. Hey guys, it's Tony from Philly. My question to chat would be, would he be interested in a celebrity boxing match and who would he want to fight? And Antonio is suggesting Andrew Tate? No. And just to see that.

Yeah, I would be interested in a celebrity boxing match. That's kind of why I'm kind of like. Oh, it is. Well, I mean, I want to be ready for it if they ever get a great offer for that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if I, as far as like fighting like Andrew Tate or Jake Paul, I would want to fight somebody first and foremost that was like who it was their first fight. Yeah, so that's fighting Andrew Taylor on your left. And that dude is like, he's a fucking multiple world champion. Yeah. So it's like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not an adult.

I would stop that fight. I'm jumping. No, I mean, him, and Jake and both, and also, I've spoken to both those dudes and they're really fucking cool Andrew Tate actually helped me out a lot. You're the both good dude. I connected with Andrew Tate before he got kicked off Instagram And he actually helped me out a lot with setting up some things in my business So I really shout out to shout out to him. I really appreciate it And I've met Jake and Jake is a great fucking kid too and Logan I mean, I fuck with both those dudes a lot and I mean their dogs so it's like I'm not I'm not anywhere near the level to be able to fight those

promoters gonna do something but if it was another dude like who you know how to who is gonna be their first time fighting fuck yeah if we set it up in the money's right let's do it the way those promoters work you know because dad's Tom Hanks and like celebrity kids yeah but see I'm not gonna fly Smith I already got somebody on Somebody reach that he slapped one of them someone did reach out to me to fight this one dude But it was just like so it was like so de-list. I was like did I look like a fucking if I fight this guy Yeah, it was the fake Drake They asked me oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's from Chris Padilla. Hey dude, huge fan from Atlanta and lost my shit when you popped up in Trinny to the bone. Yeah. What's that?

There's an episode of Atlanta I did about Trinidad. Oh, there you go. What was like to be directed by Donald Glover, Stathic Boys. Donald Glover is a G. Yeah, genius, right? Genius. Yeah, he's a fucking genius, really a nice guy.

He's gonna get along with, he reached out out to me like he had that role basically written personally for me So he hit me up and he was like would you do this? I'm like fuck you. I was do it, you know He's a guy who you're talking about does many things you remember here. Yeah, he does it all too Phenomenal music. He does it too that Atlanta award winning. Yeah, I think that song He did this America was unbelievable. Yeah. Where were you say about gun control, I own guns and shit, but that shit was,

that was a, our childhood. Ball Zeno. Ball Z amazing, disturbing video for whatever one is. He's so talented. He's very special. What else you got, Jim? All right, last question. This is from Dino Medina.

How is it working with Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm? You, or did you have a written script or was it mostly improved and one of my favorite episodes ever of curbs? I think it did. What year was that? I think that was like 2017 or something. One of the biggest shows of all time.

Like, did it get to be? Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. It's almost all improv, almost all of it. I actually no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life.

I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I had no one in my life. I was a young kid, you know what I'm saying? I was like probably like 12, 13 years old. So I hadn't really seen him since then. It's like I know him, but I don't really know him. You know what I mean? That's an adult, you know what I mean? But I auditioned for that role just like everyone else

and I fucking got it and I was right for the role. So on the first day of set, or on one of the days on set, you know, Larry David is exactly as you would expect him to be. He's literally, he's the exact same fucking guy. Right, himself. So, so he's not, and not knowing that, you know, like, you know, like, he's not the type of dude

like that you're just gonna go up to him, be like, hey Larry, what's up? Like, then he's gonna be like, he's gonna like fucking hate you. Well, you're not gonna get a part of each other. Because that's what he gets all day. You know what I'm saying? Like everybody comes up to him, they feel like they know him

and they want their moment of lyriness. You know what I'm saying? So like this is what he's getting anywhere, anywhere he fucking goes. So I just, it's common sense, knew that, that I'm not gonna go and like trying to be all buddy, buddy with him. So we're shooting a scene in the car,

it was the scene right before I pull up to the valet and I hallucinate that they're red coats and we're sitting in the car. And in between takes, we're just sitting there. So it's like the moment where most people would try to make some small talk. Because you're just sitting there in silence in between takes. Well, I didn't do that, right? I didn't do that. In between takes, you know, there's that awkward silence and I know that he was expecting,

this is the moment, like, and like dreading, like the moment where someone's like, so did it, did it, he's gotta be like, ah, fuck, right? But I didn't do that, right? I just sat there like this. Just sat there. I wasn't on my phone.

I was just sitting there, but I wasn't sitting there like awkward. I wasn't sitting there like, you're comfortable with this. You know, I was literally just fucking chilling, dude. He's, I'm sitting shotgun, he's in the driver's seat. I'm just sitting there like this, right? And I could tell out of the corner of my eye

that there was that like silence. I could tell the corner of my eye he went like this. And then actually he had the moment of like, should I say something? Yeah. And then he was like, and then he didn't do anything. He just went, he probably liked it.

He went like, I could literally see that out of the corner of my eye. He went, yeah, he went like, I could literally see the corner of my, he went, yeah, he probably like, hell yeah. And then he was like, so, uh, shit. You know, then we started talking and shooting the shit and he had me fucking cracking up. Really? He had me cracking up so hard.

Because you kept the wind, you could go. Then like literally I had tears coming down my eyes. I was trying to hold in this laughter before they said action. I literally had to fucking compose myself. Yeah. And it was, and it was hard. And then, and then shortly thereafter,

we were both in Sun Valley, Idaho, because both of our families were there. And I needed to catch a flight back to LA and he, and he heard about it. And he was like, oh, I'm flying back to LA. Come back on my private jet. So we flew back just me and Larry on his PJ and just fucking shot the shit. No, no, we talk the whole time From that moment we were a hell of cool. No, you're not that guy

Twice I'm in proper curb. Yeah, and I one thing I was playing in a tank. I another thing I did a thing with him And he was so fucking great like because I knew he's he is that guy. He's very much that guy, but like he he was He was fucking great. We improvised and we talked afterwards and he even said to me goes you're great You're just too young for this role, you know, but but I was so I was so impressed with how cool he was because he was I Know Jeff Garland really well. I worked with him for a long time But um, he's then I then I met a premier and he we're out in the lobby and there's nobody else there And he's looking at this thing and I'm looking at this thing and you could see he was same thing just dreading just don't say anything

And of course I didn't I fuck all to him. Yeah Creative genius. Well, he's mastermind behind slime film. Yeah, he's stand up, you know, he's the creative genius. He's matched with mine behind the line film. Yeah, he's stand up. You know, he's just a chill. What he got. All right, first one is from you know, NFL. I don't know much about this, but William McGinnist. Have you heard of this guy? Oh, yeah.

He was a UFC played for New England savage. Yeah, so he was filmed in a restaurant beating up this random dude. We don't know the entire story yet, but I'll show you the video. You're fuck with NFL football player. No, he didn't fuck with him. Willie comes out of nowhere. There have to be some sort of...

Yeah, there has to be some sort of story before. And the only thing that we know is that Willie put down later on in Instagram saying like, the truth will prevail later or something on him. But Willie's in the, I've met Willie's a nice guy. He's not just coming to us. Oh, it's Galilah. But this is like, Delilah and what's Hollywood. Yeah, this is it because but Willie's in I've met with Willie's a nice guy. He's not She come all I like this is like Delilah what's all yeah, yeah, this is no What this guy right here is gonna get attacked you'll see him coming. It looks like Drake from far away Looks like you're really getting that's really yeah, yeah, Willie's in the all white there

So there's no audio to this, but he just, you know, sucker punches in his friends. That punchin' will he miss though, which is disappointing if you're trying to sucker punch a guy. And his boys will he's just holding him though. But then he comes in and punches and then gets a bottle and smashes it over his head. Yeah, so he can't fight very well. Well, you got to know you're on camera here. I think you know, I don't think he cares. I'm so curious what this guy did. Yeah, what did he do? What do you think he did? I feel think you know, I don't think he cares. I'm so curious what this guy did.

Yeah, what did he do? What do you think he did? I feel like that has to do with a girl or something. I don't know. He's getting shit me out of him. I have a bunch of guys. There's like six guys. He must have done something.

Maybe he hit a girl. Maybe they saw him try to do something. Yeah, but a court. He's fighting back. There's a lot more to the story than what we're seeing. Obviously, this is a bad look. Yeah. And so Willie does work for the NFL network

and of course, he's suspended right now. Willie, is that what you're saying? I think so, yeah. I gotta pull your pants up, Willie. Oh, you hit him with a ball, but didn't break it. Willie, your entire pants are down. Willie is the handle bar must-ass too, which is not helping his kids.

And he's giant. He looks at your whole thing. Oh, he's massive, dude. He's that type of a beat up right there. He looks like the weekend, I would say. He looks like weekend Drake had a baby. You know what, he's still doing. He looks like Yazika, Elliot. Yeah, he looks tough.

Look at him. He's still ready to go. He's staring him down. And there was some, look at the white guy yelling. Did nothing. Just on button, one button on his shirt was like, who wants something? Nobody knows what the fuck is going on.

Just a bunch of dudes. Yeah, so he got jumped. I don't know. We have no idea what's actually. I'm curious so he got jumped. I don't know, we have no idea what's actually. I'm curious what provoked it. I don't know. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, you don't want Willie McGinnis, a giant man,

and his friends. So they let him go on NFL network? Oh, no, they're suspending him for now. And do they find out what happened? But he's charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon because of the bottle. Yeah, that'll be a- a bottle didn't break this miss. They'll settle this actually if it doesn't break I feel like that's harder if it breaks

It's kind of like let's get it. You don't want glass in your head. Yeah, of course not Yeah, look like he was like kid him like this like you have no really power He's like yeah, yeah Wait, I'm just curious chat since you mentioned you did have the cocaine thing with the party I'm just curious did your dick work when you're doing Okay, that's what I was curious Good question No, it's a good question because yeah, no, that's why they say you

You know, God invented cocaine. It's good for you, but your weener doesn't work I see as a sense of humor. I actually don't have a problem in that regard to fight I say you, you know, God invented cocaine. It's good for you, but your winner doesn't work. So he's a sense of humor. I actually don't have a problem in that regard if I do. Well, you're not having a lot of cocaine on that one. I'm not having a lot of cocaine on that one. But at the time, I've done it. I've been rock hard, Chan.

Okay. Take good for you, dude. I mean, you've gotta be with my dick. I'm not gonna be. Your dick is not like none other people's dick. Your dick is like, no, my dick. I think it's all Americans. No, it's not real, Sal. I. I should have its own TV. Guys, I might be skinny, but I got a dick on me.

So this is the street parade after the Lionel Messy and his team won the World Cup. And they're going underneath this pass. And you see these wires what's the kids? Yeah, so they could have literally knocked out the bus. Healed Lionel Messi. Yeah, we gotta be careful about that. What's the point? All athletes all started coming. Yeah.

The one in the hat, Dan though, he's like, whoa, oh, it's so close. Yeah, so you get electrocuted. Can I know what you thought about that? I heard a great sportscaster describe the difference between Lionel Messi and fucking Ronaldo. It was so great. Because you guys, who's the best soccer player

of all time, right? And this, you know, die hard, soccer man said, if an artist designed a soccer player, he would design Lionel Messi. If an engineer designed a soccer player, he would design Lionel Messi. If an engineer designed a soccer player, he would design Ronaldo. You know, Ronaldo is like just a physical freak and, you know, tall and can jump and Lionel Messi does shit. The people don't even like, how'd you make that up? How the fuck did you do that? Like, what was that, you know, still? That's like Maradona

in the same thing. Maradona. So, you got, Chin? Just two more. So, this was just Don in the same thing. Mara Don, nah. What was she got, Chin? Just two more. So this was just, I don't know what this is exactly, but this is in England and a couple were walking their dog and it looks like a ghost passed by them. No way. Puch.

Puch. Apparently the park that they're walking the dog in, it's a coyote ghost. It's known for having a haunted woman. Damn. Or a haunted coyote. That looks not a woman. damn with a haunted coyote. That looks not a woman. That is a Clear coyote that looks like a sloth

Is it I think that's very faint a tree sloth now. He's moving too fast. It might be a jellyfish Case off jelly fish on land land it's a walking jellyfish We call it a land jelly dude, you know what I- That's the lamest thing in what I hit in the jet. Oh, I wonder if they fucked around with the camera. I can't stand shit like that. We just found this thing. Did you see that thing? We thought a thing on the camera that looked like fucking Dobby,

the elf from Harry Potter? No. Dude, see if you can, this shit, tell me what you think this thing. Wait, before we go on, do you believe in ghosts? Yeah. I grew up in a haunted house. Carry on. You did? Why? I didn't in a haunted house. Carry on, you did? Yeah.

Why? I didn't even know it. You did, it's like it's for a role. No, this is some crazy shit. So this is in July. I didn't even know that it was haunted until I was a full grown adult. Really?

They kept it from me. Oh my god, look at this. Oh, that's Brian Calon. That's Brian. That's Brian. That's Brian and he did cocaine. What the hell is that? That was a stroke of the streets of Avicanix. Flip flops. It's Brian Calon. That's where and he did Okay, fuck is the street of avicante flip flops. It's Brian talent

That's where the only wears fucking flip flops. Yeah, what the fuck is that? That's a various that's that guy It's that guy. It's just fuck is that guy's too scared I guess too thick to be that guy that that is a person we escaped some sort of Thermal image might be a thermal image. Yeah, look at that, dude. That is creepy. I think that's being done on purpose. Look how tiny it is. You know what that is?

That's a professional. It's very skinny, it's a very skinny woman. Who's leaving a house? What the fuck is that dude? That's a horde. I've seen it on the intervention. That's what it is, it's that. It's gone.

It's Brian Cal. It's fucking gone. Brian Cal, you're on a pee outside at the night. That's what it is. It's that. It's Colin. It's Brian Cal. It's fucking Colin. Brian Cal, going to pee outside at the night. Yeah. It's me taking my dog. Dude, you know what I'm gonna do? You're just gonna know I believe in all that ghost stuff. When I'm in Vegas, I'm going to say,

Zach Baggins has a blue ghost stuff. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. Yeah, I believe in UFOs, conspiracies, and go, don't believe in all that. Oh, nice, where I do. He had Zach Baggins on. And like Zach Baggins, I do Believe in UFOs conspiracy. He's in go believe in all that when I swear I do he had Zach Baggins on and and like Zach Bands like I do and he's a go sky and he's the ghost guy

Yeah, dude, I'm what he was fucking I just got a tug of war with this ghost my girl's bag It was pulling her bag and I got into it and he I'm exhausted and I'm going and I'm just I'm like he liar Not doing he's he's actually actually dude, but so on ghost adventures They just went to I think I forget what network now, but the longest running ghost show But in Vegas on their January 5th through the 7th. He has a haunted museum You know from like what's that what's that movie that big-ass movie? What's his forget the the con drink? You know how that family which is true story They would save all the possessed stuff and put in their basement. He has like that but a museum

Do that if you say so I went on ghost adventures. I was so scared your face. I was so scared You've had so much plastic surgery so much You got stuck in the work down on your face Look at how it's on I would love to go back. It was so much fun. I was so scared. Did you hear shit? Oh yeah. And people are like, is it real? Like, it was real to me.

He's pretty great, Zach Baggins though, because he'll sell that shit. He's good. Look at him. Now, that shit's real. I grew up in a haunted house. Really? Yeah, I didn't even know it was haunted.

What was it? Do you know what I knew? But I didn't have proof until I was older. What did you see? I saw a fucking ghost. Hey bro, you're being general. I'm serious. But what was the ghost? Okay, so check this out. So check this out. I grew up in this house. It was built in like 1920 or something. It's the palatine. Yeah. Yeah. It was built in like 1920. Well already.

I always felt creeped out in the house my whole life. Like every single day when the sun went down it got nighttime I dreaded it because it was just a creepy fucking feeling in the house at nighttime, like feeling of being watched. Everyone felt it. Everyone felt it, right? But I would be vocal about it

and they'd be like, oh, you're tripping because they didn't want to scare me. But come to find out, like years, I mean, literally a couple of years ago, when I'm a full grown adult, we're talking about it one day, with my family. They're like, oh yeah, that house was haunted, we just didn't want to tell you. You can't say, you can't. We didn't want to freak you out, but when they bought the house, when my mom bought the house,

like literally when they were touring it with the realtor, and they're like, okay, great, we'll take it. The realtor was like, okay, great. There's just one thing I need to let you know, the house is haunted, but nothing to worry, the spirit is benign. And when I was like, yeah, whatever. So you know the house is haunted, but nothing to worry, the spirit is benign. And when I was like, yeah, whatever. So she got the house. So they knew it off-ripped. This is season one, I'm mad. And there's so much shit,

there's so much shit that went down in that fucking house, dude. That would literally, but I literally thought I was insane because I never had anyone to confer all this shit I was experiencing because they don't wanna freak me out. Hey, dad, I wish they could move.

I wish they did, but they didn't. So I was literally just always tripping cause I thought I was losing my mind. I'm like, am I tripping or did that? You would see the girls? Or did that one time I sighed out the corner of my eye. Well, I will say this. It was three in the morning.

Yeah, it was three in the morning. And I'm like, up late on like a Saturday night or something watching TV my dogs chilling right there watching TV There's there's windows overlooking the driveway on on this side and literally I Out of the corner my eye I see the silhouette of a fucking figure walk past the window and at that exact moment my dog goes Like literally freaked out and I could literally I'm not I saw motion go by like I was a man or woman it was just it was just the silhouette of of a figure of a person that literally walked right right past the window I mean it

was enough for me to grab a fucking baseball bat and I want walked around the house with the dog to try to see if there was somebody out there. So, it's my thing with baseball bat. What are you gonna do? Hit through him. Just fucking. I mean, it's our first sense, go for a gun or baseball. It's a ghost.

My body. No, I didn't know that. I thought I was someone walking around. Our boy court, remember court, who's a designer interior designer? Oh, yeah, I love court. So I hired him to do my house. He's a major.

Bill find the kid. Back in the day. He comes to my house in Calabasas. And he finds like, he's amazing because he'll go to Kansas and find an old ladder from like the 1800s and put on your wall. He'll take like, he'll like take old wood from like some railroad and put on your wall.

He's amazing. So he liked the necklaces out of slave teams. No, no, no, not that, but maybe. But he uses all these old shit. That's not true. But it was George Washington and he was right. But he'd have some old chair. And then in our back room, he has this giant fucking container.

It's like a container with a thing you screw off. I met a sister in Calabastas house Yeah, the only portal is this thing that you screw off and I don't know the hell my my wife It immediately goes. I don't like that. What is that? And he goes it comes it came off a haunted ship and They don't know what they used it for Hey court hold hold hold please so he goes, but it's really cool. So I go, I like it. And it's too much to get it out. We couldn't, how he got it in was like three dudes. We couldn't get it out. So now it's in the room. It's the guest room. Well, what happened was my wife wouldn't go in that fucking room. Then I come home. I'm on later and she goes, you have to get that thing out of there.

I go, why? She goes, because I heard a baby crying in there. Get the fuck out of here. And I go, you heard a baby crying? She goes, yeah. And it wasn't, it was, it was moaning. It wasn't crying. So she won't go out there. So. And that's creepy as shit. Yeah. So now I go in the room and check it out. There's nothing in the room. I turn a light on that's not how it works Turn a light on and then I will say this and I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in ghosts I heard no about two weeks later. I heard and

I have a weird thing about a ghost in my fucking house where my kids are. What's your weird thing? I consider it a challenge. You don't like it? I consider it a fucking challenge. I have a weird thing. Yeah, we all do. I consider it a challenge. Get the fuck out of my house because my kids are here.

So now you're on my territory. So what I did was I went, all right, I'm going to keep the lights off. And this is such a weird thing I was you know you get that that everything turns up on your hair stands up. I walk in nobody's in the house I Fucking open that day. No, sir. This is at night. Okay. I open the fucking thing and In the dark, I just stuck my head in it's not how it works And I just kept my head in there.

You don't watch enough moves. And I closed my eyes and I was like, I dare ya. No, so I really come out. Bro, I fucking dared it. And you still had to get rid of ripped-of-scaled. That's why I don't have any hair. I ripped this hair out. Well, my hair still don't believe in ghosts.

And I still don't believe in ghosts. I've lost all my hair. I used to have great hair trying to dare. The ghost is his barber. The ghost is his barber. The ghost is his barber. I gave him out my head to shave. My eyebrows were plucked. No, but that's true story.

And then we got rid of it anyway. Anyway. And you still don't believe in ghosts. Um, I did all that. You think just a baby crying in your random room? I don't believe in ghosts or psychics only because I've not had anybody tell, show me, I just haven't had enough.

What you believe in God. I do believe in God. Have you seen him? I felt him. I've heard him. And you felt the ghost. There's airs in your fucking philosophy. My favorite is this.

My favorite expression about God. I think it was a hurt fucking my striker said. I've never I've never spoken to God, but I have heard him clearing his throat in the other room. Do we believe that? That's deep shit, meaning I don't believe in ghosts, but I have heard a baby crying in my guest room when there's no baby. You think that was a ghost?

Oh, baby ghost? That's creepy. Oh, nothing works. I'd rather have a grown man demon ghost than a baby ghost. Yeah, that's also baby crying all night. Well, my son told me, my son told me, I don't want my son with little boy, because I don't want all the stuffed animals on my bed, the same house.

I go, why? Because they bite me at night. Check, please. And I go, and I go, watch this. I go, I don't see any marks on you. They just bit his head because he goes they don't bite me on the outside of my body they bite me on the inside. Oh my god. Now we don't know to be scared of the the stuffed animals or your son. That's that's true. Then my wife scared. My wife came in and and my son in like goes like this. She goes to put him to sleep and he looks at her and he goes,

there's my other mommy. And he goes, your other mommy, where's the mommy you were, what other mommy you were talking to? And he said in the closet. No, she comes in and she goes, you have to check the closet. American horse toy season two. That's exact same thing. You know, with my little brother, another story, right,

is my little brother and he was like four years old. And this is my dad is telling this story at the dinner where it's revealed to me that the house was haunted, right? So all this shit is coming to the light for the first time. My dad tells a story that when my little brother was like four years old, he walks by my little brother's room, he's like playing with toys and talking, like the bad talking he leaves him alone a few minutes later He comes downstairs and my dad's like hey, but what were you doing up in your room?

And my little brother goes I was just talking to the ghost and My dad's like really show me so he walks back upstairs He walks in his room a little brother walks right looking. Oh, it's gone now That's how ghost works and he had never told that you know, he had never told that story until Kissy shit. We know you said you're a bad shit crazy. Yeah, it's like no, you know, cause you a lot of pain and problems Yeah, yeah, we all knew You know the torture I've been through yeah my mom's house of therapy dad I wasted fucking money on you.

My mom said she would talk to the ghost. She said she'd be in bed sometimes and she'd feel the ghost come and sit down on the edge of the bed. Sounds like a nice ghost. And she would say, and I would just tell it to leave. I would just be like, ghost, please, I need to get some sleep.

Can you leave me alone? And I'm like, so you're having full-blown conversations with the ghost and just letting me think I'm fucking insane. Don't you, you're bat shit crazy. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That engine?

One more, you good? Just one more, one more. All right, one more. So this is fascinating. Yeah, 88 year old man from France, he somehow shoved a World War I explosive as an artillery show into his butt. And then went to the hospital later on because I didn't get out. Why? It's for sexual pleasure, they found out.

Oh my, what a freak. Yeah, but since it was an artillery shell, they didn't know if it was like, you know, effective. Yeah, so they had to evacuate the entire hospital. And then the guys and the bombs who go into his rectum have to, like, get the movie blown away. Just fucking deep. And without the blow on that.

That's his shimer. So it was eight inches long, two inches round. Well, the thing is, you know the shit that has been, no pun intended, you know the shit that has been in his asshole where he was so bored, he was like, you know what? I bet that bombshell from World War one can fit with that.

I'm gonna shit on that bombshell. And then what point is I, oh man, there's no going back now. I can't get it out. Wow. Yep. I think it's probably worth some money, too. Okay. It's a collector's item.

I mean, try a couple of Coke cans next time. It looks rusty. Get a tent in the shot, fuckface. Do World War One. Yeah. Well, that's a good way to end a quad-pock. Yeah, man, don't stick, uh, just talking about Mike and his spiritual journey. What am I finally getting?

And then as a bomb thing. They went to somebody's ass, but we did confirm Ghost are real. So that's cool, both confirm it. But you fucking, he was talking about Coke and then you said cock and that was not. That's where it went south. I mean this, the actress managed with Ted Hanks.

This is awesome. You got that and then if they wanna follow your program and get on the nutrition, they'll find out. Yeah, hanksfit.com, hann a n x fit.com Instagram you're always plus down there. Yeah, you hit me up on Instagram send me a DM now you did I saw you I think I was 225 you looked like you were doing that like with no problem on the bench. Yeah, I'm saying on the squat on

squat. I mean, yeah, that's that's pretty light. That's like yeah, forget about. Is that it? That's like, yeah, forget it. Right. Is that it? That's it. All right, kids, love you. I will be coming to Las Vegas first tour announcement for 2023. Las Vegas, Nevada, wise guys, just got announced Thursday. Show almost sold out. So Friday, Saturday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, one

show Thursday. I will be bringing my ghosts from Cal Bassis with me. And I'll be at Zach Baggins Ghost Museum and my openers are two ghosts as well That's Las Vegas, Nevada. Why is guys January 5th through the 7th? Tampa January 20th through the 21st Friday Saturday only in the Springfield, Naples, Bakersfield, Oklahoma City We've got a bunch of more tour dates coming up. So go to thickboy.com or FATKZ.com, but Vegas, Europe, January 5th through the 7th, B. All right, guys, Venice West, this in Los Angeles, in Venice, December 27th, you guys should come down.

Do you want to laugh? Maybe Danny, a pop on? I'm not gonna pop that, I'm not gonna pop on. The 27th is what? That's not, that's not in Venice, 17th, 17th, Lincoln World, what night? It's two days after Christmas, I don't know the night. Oh, Tuesday. Is it Tuesday? Let me check my schedule. Check your schedule. I think I'm available. 17 Lincoln, what night? It's two days after Christmas, I don't know the night. Two days.

Is it two days? Let me check my schedule. Check your schedule. I think I'm available. All right, I love it. Lap Boston, come down. Lap Boston, Boston, Boston, Massachusetts, December 29, 3031,

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Your podcast is gonna crush, man. You can tell me. You guys gotta come on. Any time. You guys come on. Yeah, well definitely come on. Yeah, I don't want to go on right after your dad, but spread it out a little bit, and then we'll do that.

Okay, then I'm down to come on. Chad, we love you, dude. Thanks, come on, guys. I love you guys. Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. We're out. Go back to your best memories. Remember what you were wearing?

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