The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 857: Brendan Schaub's an Ichthyophile

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

The guys talk Brendan's obsession with aquarium fish, Bryan's Christmas pajama party, the tragic death of Stephan Bonnar, John Candy and Chris Farley's legacies, current events and much more! Onnit - onnit.com/fatk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up, Brian? What are brain? Oh, I got a whole I have a whole thing of chicken broth that I'm gonna drink You sound really sick. Well, I am sick, but in my nose and it's been getting worse and worse You know what? But it doesn't stop you don't want to show that show But you also that new whatever the South West strain, you have it. I had a strong nose cold. And that's never going to stop me because my body feels good. My body feels strong. That was you can't see my nose got some problems. Anyway, here's the other thing about you and me. We get in here and we do a podcast and when everybody else is on vacation. True. Yeah. Now what I like to do is I take a time off but this one can't stop won't stop.

Um I like to what I really love to do is take a plane to Philly. Spent time with my wonderful in-laws who I do love and and then get back on a plane after three days come back to LA and then leave tomorrow. I'll leave tomorrow., come back to LA, and then lead tomorrow, lead to... I'm putting it in. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing to be jumping on. Nothing to be jumping.

You're talking about time we're gonna realize nothing is worse for you body to find. This is really the fight on the kid. First of all, we're both wearing very environmentally friendly colors and that is not by design. That just happened naturally. I was thinking, I'm going to go green. You knew when I'm going to go green. I'm going to go green. Green on green, but this shirt was made in the coal mine in the Congo.

That's, well, it's made of cobalt thread and There's and that's how it is if you own an electric car or a cell phone By the way, and I do both of those My cell phone and my car was made possible by the slave labor. Everyone's was did you watch that guy in Rogan? Yeah, but I've been following that way before that. Oh, Wabry and you're still about to test it. You but you bad guy. I'm back guys if I wouldn been following that way before that. Oh, way. And you still want to test it, but you're a bad guy. I'm bad guy. If I wouldn't know that, you know, I've hated electric cars from the jump.

Well, I had from the jump I had. I had how can you still subscribe to these the movement of electric cars? When you know, subscribe, subscribe. When you know, there's mothers with babies on their back that are again deformities, the pollution, the toxins, they're nailed. The whole thing's a disaster, okay? So anybody who thinks that, you know, driving an electric car is actually green,

that's adorable. One of your worst. When you buy your fucking Tesla, we talked about this. By the time I got in my Tesla, I didn't realize this, but I was already, I had already created 55,000 miles of pollution that an F-150 would do. Because when you make that lithium ion battery in China, you do it on a coal grid.

Hey. Yeah. I think it's time. Apologize. Because I come here in my V8, naturally aspirated V8, or my twin turbo V6 flat, in LN6, Porsche. You're always like, you know, the environment, the environment. All you can me have a Tesla, I'm so much better than you.

Remember those days? Yes. And by those days, I mean, last three years. Yeah. Well, what I do is I go like this. No, say sorry. I go like this. Hold on, I go better over there than here.

And that's not right, because I'm not being a good global citizen. But I would like, you're killing babies. I'd like to, but I'd like to, I'd like to quote, who is the who's Kevin Costner playing Yellowstone? John Dutton. I'd like to quote John. What's that show? So don't quote it. I'm watching that show. That's like me, John Julius Caesar. When all these Chinese tourists are out of their

bus and they're too close to a grizzly bear, he says, you got to get in your truck. Someone is going to get eaten.ly bear. He says, you got to get in your truck. Someone is going to get eaten. Are you crazy? She says, doesn't seem, he seems friendly. And he says, I promise he's not. He says, and he says, look, you see all this land, that fence, and that fence I own all that land that way. And she says, they don't believe you. Nobody should own all that land. And anybody who does should share it. She says to the Chinese in Chinese, she translate. And he pulls out a shotgun and she's just, this is season one.

And they run away. And then he shoots it again. And as the Chinese patriarch is getting under the barbed wire, he looks at him and he looks at him and goes, oh, you responsible for COVID. No, he goes, he looks at him and goes, this is America. We don't share land. I was like, wait, what's that to the electric cars i'm just saying i like to quote americans have a different way of looking at

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when people are fretting over. Pronouns. Yeah. If pronouns are actually something you're thinking about, you have it so good, it's unbelievable. You have it better than anybody. You're griffin' that such a good bit on this that the last night at the Lafactory did his bit on this

on pronouns in like customer service is so good. It's so good, I'm not gonna get you, it's so good. He got another thing on that. It's so good. I'm not gonna get it so good. He had another thing on that. It's so funny dude. Yeah. I was laughing. I was in the back cackling. Yeah, he's got it.

I was like, could you hear me? He's like, you were the, I was like, dude, I'm sweating on laughing so much. I'm like, dude, he had, I saw him too. I saw the pronoun bit. It's so fun. Remembering it now. Oh my god.

It's so fun. Oh my god. I wish I could say it. Yeah, me too. I wish I had written it. One of those jokes, you're like, oh my god. it's so fucking god. I wish I could say it. Yeah, I wish I'd written it. But I was jokes. You're like, oh, I know. Yeah, he's one of the good ones. Yeah, I was doing sets with him last night.

Russell Peter. So I've seen forever. Another great. And then we got him on the podcast. I love he's so down. Yeah, he and I live close to each other, but he, uh, Russell and I were talking last night. And he was saying that, saying that there's the boys.

Yeah, Jeff Carlin, my boy. Yeah, Jeff Carlin. That's so great. But Russell and I, you know, he's a gear head. He's a car guy. So we always talk about cars. So I haven't seen him all through the pandemic. He was torn like we were all through the pandemic.

I'm like, I'm seeing him. We both been on tours for a second. I've seen him in years. He's going to be hugged. I'm like, I'm seeing, we both been on tours for a few years, you know, big hug. I'm like, talk to me, what cars have you gotten? He's like, you're gonna hate me. I'm like, what, he's like, dude, through the pandemic, I realize like, what am I doing?

He's like, I got older, I got married, could mess around, I get serious, told my house, moved in a new house, I downsize. He's like, in all those cars, he's like, I have it all, I only have two cars now it oh Wow Okay, well, we have nothing to talk about so I'll see you later. He's I just He's in pandemic when you realize like do I need all this cars like

Right, right. I said no. Um, did you get COVID? He was yeah, I do Yeah, do you think this is like one of those like side event things where you just all of some now? He's a daughter become a Hold this Russell 50? Yeah Talk to me in 10 years, but I know I know try. I'll already I'm I'm getting worse but 40 no you're still 39 Yeah, you're still in your 30s. Yeah, amazing one. I'm holding on dude March March I'm turning 40 though What do you do for 40 what are we gonna do? Parking, huh? Perkin's my wait. I don't know in my face just my face.

Your face is mighty swollen. That's coming down a little bit. It's coming down a little bit. Oh my god, that's a lot. So you did a lot of drinking. Did you eat a pizza or something? What did you do? No, I'm on carnivore. I started carnivore

Christmas night. So sad. How many days are there, man? Okay, well, you eat some fiber, do something because your body is fine. No, no, carnivore wants to feel little bit well, it's alcohol. Okay, you can't drink that much They might get sleepy and expect you're wake up looking like saline. Oh you get my sleepy No, no, no, cuz I you know, I went to bed. I got home at one. Yeah, my kids working at six. Oh, that's problem. Oh, dude It is in a really sleeping for hours. Yeah, that's whatever right a right hard, but dude and I I touch you this yeah, I

Am This understatement I am okay Okay, I It's gonna make me back cuz I know where you're gonna. I am it's so annoyed. I am balls deep in the fish Yeah, I know you are fish tanks. He bites watch what a fish aquarium and now he goes I get this text I get this fucking text from him. I'm gonna read this text. Let me give you the audience context.

Go ahead. So my son, when I was a kid, I had all the animals. Obsessed with fish, fish tanks. Learned in and out of fish. I would have had fish books. You name a fish, your boy has owned it. Then you get older, get busy, go to college, get in the fish tank, you don't have money.

So it's kind of expensive. I haven't been into it in at least probably 20 years. Fish, fish. Yeah. And then my son is dad, I'd like a fish tank. I'm like, I know about fish, I get your fish tank. I go to pet co. I get a whatever 20 gallon tank. I'm like, that's big enough for him, that'd be cool. I'm at pet coco and I'm looking through the fish and I like, how these fish are kind of lame, dude. So I'm talking this brilliant, younger Mexican gentleman. And he knows it's fish expert. Oh, dude, look up, look up what a fish

what a fish obsessed person is or an expert. Oh, it's just gonna show you a picture of my face. But, Pesca Mania. So yeah, Pesca Terry and Mania. Pesca Mania. Pesca Terry and Mania. Pesca Mania. Pesca Terry and Mania. So itcha tholages.

It's just like an expert at fish, but let's see what if. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm an itcha thologist. I'm an itcha thologist. You were talking to an itcha thologist. Well, I am, but so I'm talking to him, right? And I'm like, man, these fish are kind of lame. When I was a kid, there's so many more options.

I don't want to get my son these stupid fish. Looks around, it's, all right, dude, the fish here suck. He has, don't want to get my son these stupid fish. Looks around. All right, dude, the fish here suck. He goes, you know where I get my fish? He goes rainbow. So, uh, uh, ventured down the way there, past 405. It's called rainbow aquarium. They have all the fish.

Ask them to see the fish in the back. I'm like, say the last. Don't give all the stuff away. Say the last. No, it's all legal. Okay. I go in there, bro It's ace ventures house pet detective. You can get everything. I get this from brezz me Brian I bought tiger a fish tank and now I'm obsessed with fish tanks

I Want to spend all my money on a saltwater tank and buy dangerous fish. All I write is Brendan, please. He goes, nah, um, fish boy now, respected. I go, just settle for one tank, man. Nope. I need danger fish. I go, okay, as long as you don't get a stonefish lionfish or piranhas, it's fine. We'll get you a couple sand sharks. Sand sharks. Sand sharks are fine. He goes, nah, need lionfish. Need me lionfish.

Yelling it. I go, no, they sting, he goes, yes! And I say, you have a piece of a lionfish. Then I just get a picture of how it's up to the best store. I know what a lionfish is. It's all water aquariums. I'm like, dude, dude, so, Brian, you know, Sean, our boy,

Brogan used to have, I talked to Rogan about it. He had piranhas. Piranhas. And then he had this section called death row and it was just goldfish. So I, I mean, and buying the scorpion fish and I talked to the fish guy,

and I said, you have kids, man, let's not do that, right? But also the salt water, which I am gravitating towards in the near future. When I turn four, that's why I'm gonna get myself as a big ass saltwater. I try and saltwater burn, put in my living room. Get an octopus, careful, still fish. Yes, that's what I want to go.

Oh, see, I like that. Yeah. So when I went to the store, because my son, it's a freshwater tank, dude, you know, when I was getting the freshwater fish, we're kind of bitchy, like goldfish, betas, whatever, you know, yuppies, whatever, yeah, all that bullshit fish. Not anymore, daddy, Oscars gangster. Chich-chichlies, or chichlays, gangster. Really?

The Jack-Dempsies fish. So, probably they're probably for Asia somewhere. Some of those days in the fallout. Asia, Indonesia, in Mexico. Dude, so I got two Jack-Dempsies. So, we, and Mexico, dude, so I got two jacked MCs. So we bought the whatever the the liberal fish from Peco. Sicklet right? Sicklet. Yeah, I bought. So so I buy the you know the common average fish for kids. Yep. We get the tank and like, these things suck, dude. And so I go,

I'm like, let's and it's seven o'clock, as in his pajamas and it's bothering me all night. I'm like I Look up that secret fish store down in Ventura Close that eight some fifteen I call me. Oh, you guys open it was like 45 minutes. I'll be there in 20 I shake tired. You want to go see some cool fish? He's like it's late. I'm like let's go see some cool fish drive down there talking guy and I cover tigers It is I'm like I have these bitchfish right now? Like, we have fresh water I think. You get like some, I want some sear.

I cover my sons ears. I'm like earmuffs. How do I like these bitchfish? Yeah, I like these bitchfish. If they happen to get, you know, fucked up, that's fine. Do you have like some more aggressive like fresh water fish? He goes, do we ever? Show us those chick lids, show me the Oscars, show me, I got,

so now I have two paired fish, super aggressive. I have a pair of fish. Yeah, bring those up, they're cool. No, I know paired fish, I've got. I have two paired fish, I have a Jack Dempsey, which is a chicklet, aggressive chicklet. It's a Jack Dempsey. Jack Dempsey, let's call it Jack Dempsey.

It's called a Jack Dempsey. Jack Dempsey, of a Jack Dempsey. I have three lobsters. You have three lobsters. a Jack Dempsey. I have three lobsters. You have three lobsters. One blue, one orange, you have three lobsters. One red. Those are not fresh water.

Yo yeah, fresh water lobsters, dude. What? That's a Jack Dempsey there. I have a straight up lobster, daddy. Three of them, one blue, one orange. Okay, so now if you go fresh, you go. And also have an eel. You have an eel?

Have an eel. You have a fresh water eel. Have an eel. Where eel Where's that from I don't know Amazon or something really? Don't get an electric kill I'm begging you don't get it. Oh, no. I don't want that only it's shocked now hold on But now here's the problem. Yeah, so I have Jumanji going on in this 20 gallon tank that jacked-dumpty fish Like oh, he's gonna get to pray a foot big dude and the of fish are gonna get bigger, two in that eel and the lobster. They're all in the line, they're all big. They're all in the line, each other. Well, they're not on each other

because those peccot sheep fish are in there. So the boys gang up on the other night. They ain't got much, they ain't got more than that. They ain't got much, they ain't got long to live. What are you? And those kind of fish, you have to feed other fish. No. Or you can feed other fish. No. Or you can feed them fish.

No, as long as they're in similar size, like they don't all have to be the exact same size, but as long as they're not small, if they can't feed them out, they don't like the parrot and the jacked MC and the eel and the lobsters don't mess with each other. There's respect, it's like prison. Yeah.

I create race awards inside the tank. Yup, yup, yup. Lobsters, you guys hang out there. Yeah. Jacked MC fish you hang out here, parapherst, you are over here. They all ignore each other, do their own thing. They did fight early on to establish territory, which I enjoyed me and Tiger Watch with popcorn.

They fought. They fought. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. The parapherst, which we named Big Daddy, because he runs things, he's smaller than Jack Dempsey. He runs some shit through the fin down. He threw the fin down. He established order. It's his house. He cleaned his house up. And his little girlfriend.

Let me ask you a question. What about piranhas? Can you bring any piranhas into the mix? You know, I'm glad you asked. I looked it up. They do have piranhas. No, no, you can get them. You can get them. You can get them. Because they're different kinds of piranhas. There's different kinds. And they're not. And they're not what you think no people think that you drop They don't do that at all at all. I think I teeth now the big piranhas If you've seen piranhas bring up some of the bigger piranhas, and I want to so they're not gonna kill a human if you jumped in a Large school of piranhas. They're not gonna eat you alive. They're probably scared and run off now a bear a good Huh a bear a kuda, a bearer kuda, rip your wiener. Barakuda, barakutas are no joke.

Now those teeth look like they would hurt like a motherfucker, that's a piranha right there. Okay. That might be photos. No, that's a big, that's a real piranha bubble. That's what their teeth are like. This is, those teeth are like that. The piranha's probably not that big.

Look, you don't see his hands there. That's a 15-pound photoshop. That's a one record piranha. That's Photoshop. But you shot. That's Photoshop. But you can buy pranas. Now there's a fish called a aquafina, something like that, a silver aquafina, bring that. By the way, my friends have been laughing

at how bad you are with names. The worst. You were talking about Neater Meyer, which is Neymar. Neymar. And you were talking about all, and you said all of them are on the same team. Yes.

They were like, that's not true. They were laughing so hard. My brother-in-law, my mother-in-law. I love soccer. They're huge arguments. They're like, dude, they were laughing so hard. Oh, that's it. It actually made the rounds on TikTok.

Good. That's Airwana. The Airwana, dude. So I go there, let's talk. It goes that thing, it was cool. I'm like, is it aggressive? The guy goes, listen, you can only have him. What do you mean he goes now? He's this big right now He'll get a foot or two foot big and you need a hundred fifty five hundred and fifty gallon tank. Oh, it's easy

Oh my god, they get so big You have to feed them ready what you have to him ten crickets a day I was like, oh not not not for me. No. I was down Let's get that one not for me buddy. Oh, here's the other thing You have to have a special lid because they like to jump and they don't realize that there's no water on that side They will burst through the plastic cover you have and jump out of the tank No, no they're not gonna hurt you, but there's show aggressive. I can't have that They're show aggressive. No, you can't have that. Now, am I leaving here to take my,

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are you gonna go salt water right away? Are you waiting till you're 40? I'm waiting, I'm waiting till, I've never known you to wait. I know, I turn 40 March. Right now, this is for Tyler. This is going his room. Got me a couple months, a couple months.

A couple months. Three months. And then we're going, we're going sizzler with, oh, we're getting real lobsters. We're getting octopus. How big is this? We're getting pufferfish. You're getting octopus. Oh, I have to really oh, they're cool So you're getting octopus. Oh, yeah, do you know what kind you don't know you haven't done the research yet You got to be careful though because you get an octopus in my clean your whole fucking tank out

They're very smart circle of life now and not octopus might be Hey, what if Daddy got two smart. He would have got to get a squid, little squid ink. Yes, squid would be good, but you don't want, you don't want anything getting all inky. This is 120. That's the closest one I can find. That's 120 gallon tank. And reference to a person.

You probably have to get something that big, right? For the saltwater, yeah. If you want to get the bigger fish, you have to get something that big, right? For the saltwater, yeah. Right? If you want to get the bigger fish, you have to. Like I love Oscars and they need to be in a hundred gallon fresh water tank. Cause they get so big. If you're getting saltwater, you might have to go to 20. That's a lot.

That's so much money. There's so expensive. How much are they? They can spend, you can spend, what can you, you can get crazy, can't you? I've already gotten crazy. My wife was like, hey, this isn't good lesson for tiger. 250 pound.

But what about our bucks? Well, then that's for the tank. That's just for the tank. Yeah. So, total, you look at that four grand. That's fine, glue in the fish. But you know what, I will say this, when you see a beautiful,

nothing better. Display, nothing better. It brings your quarters all levels down. When you see fish swimming around and slow motion, dude. Especially the cool looking fish. Oh dude, me and Tiger, I'm saying we've added the tank for four days. We stir it for an hour.

It's the only thing that calms them down. Otherwise, he's bouncing off the wall. You get some hookah in there. Some sharks. Otherwise, he's bouncing off the walls. Yeah, he gets him a hookah in there. Some sharks. Sorry, I speak French. Sharks. You gotta get some a hookah in there. There's no cool sharks.

What? Well, if you want to, you have to go salt water. Bro, get some black tip. You have to go salt water. Yeah, but that's all you can have. No, you can't mix any other fish in with them. Yeah, you can. No, no, no, no, with sharkies.

Really? Like legit sharkies, no. That's the thing with those chick lays. It like, sickly, sickly, you have to be careful what you mix them with, because they'll kill each other, they'll fight each other. You gotta be careful. And then you're just wasting your time.

So you can't have a shark's, it's fascinating. Because originally the guy was like, you can't have parrot fish and a jacked emcee, then I went online to like, you actually can. It's only not a male female parrot with a male chick lay, then you got a problem. See that?

I like her and I like that aquarium. I like the whole set of fish. You see, you got sharks and you got some fish in there. That's a stupid leopard shark. She's beautiful. Yeah, she's cool. It's funny, it's a tank. Yeah, it shows the tank.

You see that you got them sharks. You might want to have just a tank with sharks and whatever else. Like we're your head to that. I agree. Can now I like a, not like is it pufferfish? Now they're very aggressive and the puffer,

they have legit, spiky pufferfish. I'll fuck you up. My problem is carrying it out. You tell me you can't have something like that. Just, and what happens is does that stingray chin? No, that's a shark bump. No, that's a stingray up top.

Oh, the top. Yeah, the top is a stingray. That's like a barrow. You get a stingray. Yeah, you can do that. You can go shark and stingray, where? But you see how basic it is. You can't have a bunch of stuff

because then you're forgetting something. What? What? You have guests, you can go, the feeding begins at four, everyone. The feeding. And then you fucking drop No, I don't tell him I just get a bongo

As dinner a go not for you. Yeah, it's the field not for you. The feed everyone gather around you hire me to go The feedings beginning in five minutes everyone five minutes feed him daddy Chicken soup is making me super hot. me tell you the curve of the frog of Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm obsessed with tanks right now, man I can't you enough so relaxing and all the I like the the mess the different fish ones aggressive ones not you got to pair them up right It's gonna be dog you know Dogs are dogs are dogs, man.

Dogs are a lot harder in some ways than the quirps. What's the maintenance on this? See, that's the thing when I was a kid, it was a bit of a beast. Now, the filters and the heaters are so advanced. Good filter. Man, it's all about the filter. You don't want to get by the kit because it comes with the cheapest filter. You got to accessorize.

You got to, yeah. The lights are too bright all about the light, if their lights are too bright and they're on all the time, the fish get aggravated, that's when they start killing each other. So you got to tone down the lights, they have LEDs now. You can change it from blue to purple to red, and it will change the environment for the fish.

So they're a little more calm. And when you feed them, you can make it real bright. So you see the fish. Now right now I feed the jacked-emps, the parrot fish, and the eel, and the lobsters. I feed them bloodworms, frozen bloodworms. Toss that in, these boys go wild. The thing about having a beer dragon.

My son had a beer dragon, and the problem with that is that you gotta keep crickets, and they stink like the worst asshole in the world, and you got these bloodworms. Yeah, I have that frozen bloodworms a little packet there Boy did that and that eel man. I didn't think he was gonna do well at first But he is really flourishing. He's really come out of his hole. Yeah, he's oh It is fun to watch good good good. Well guys. This is like the fish hour. It's been a fish hour with ifchatologist

I'm a ifchatologist. I'm a ifchatologist Dude, are you a fish hour with if catalog is I'm a if catalog is my if tookologist Dude, are you a Christmas bread? Are you a fish guy? I feel like Jim be a fish tank guy. I was huge in the fish I used to catch fish remember I still love fish Yeah, I know I know you're like you're a murder in the No, we know you like to murder him. I'm talking about like appreciate Oh shit I had large bath bass, I had panfish, I had a blue gill. And would you eat them something?

No, I'm a little hungry. I just learned about them. I would feed them stuff, see how they would, with crickets, I would put them in there and you see this crickets. You're studying your prey. You're studying your prey. I'm saying your prey.

I'm pretty kill it. It was fun. Okay. See, I feel like that's worse because you're taking a fish that's in the wild and then locking them up. These these fish, they don't. Yeah, but when you're in a wild, you're gonna a fish that's in the wild and then locking them up, these these fish, they don't. Yeah, but when you're in a wild,

you're gonna die sooner or later. You know, being a fish is like, you're always gonna have a hard time. But I tell you, when I was in Tahiti and I was snorkeling in that lagoon. Oh, you saw some shit. Octopus, school's a fish. See, you can bring that to your house?

I know. Why not? The maintenance is no pun, now I was sick, so rode about fish. It would be more than a four grand. I was sick, so rode about fish, and he was like, yeah, because I was like, you had products, right?

And I had seven pictures, I was like, take out this jacked empty, like, oh, sick, he's like, the maintenance killed me though. I was like, well, you must have had a long time. With the advancement of technology, the filter and stuff, you don't need to have something come to your house all the time now if you can do saltwater You probably should have an expert set up the because the pH and the salt

It's got a little trick. Yeah, you got to have an X but you just you have someone set that up But then once it's set up you're good dude really with the the technology and the filter the filtration system and the heaters You're good and the life coral and all that They have a whole process that run runs all that and the lighting is key now it's so much fun to obsessed I'll just stare at them well you know the next level of wealth if you ever get it to this point is you want to have a bunch of little miniature horses the way a Schwarzenegger does in this house he just has miniature horses the way Schwarzenegger does in this house. He just has miniature horses. Well Rob Derrick was the first to do that. He had the many horse. Yeah. Just like you'd

bite him in big black. Yeah. They tried riding it in the fight him. Oh, it bite him all the time. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's so hilarious. Yeah. They were the first ones to do it. Oh my lord. Straight up, many horse. Ah, the horse too much work. These fish are pretty easy. Once you get it, like it's a little work in the beginning. Yeah. You set everything up, make sure they don't die. Right.

It's always, you still gotta do the thing where you take, because from the store, they give you the bag of water. You gotta set it in your current tank for 30 minutes and then release them. Oh, you do, because of the temperature. Yeah, otherwise they get, you know, like, shock from it, because the new environment. But they, not, but even then, when we're a kid,

you have to, I think we have to wait 45 minutes an hour. Now, they have liquid you put in there that makes them chill out and not have like anxiety. So you put the water, the drops in there. It's all signs. Oh, dude, it's come so much further. Well, because you have people that are obsessed and they figure this stuff out.

Dude, can't get enough. You didn't wish me a Merry Christmas on Christmas. I didn't get a text from you People listen to the podcast none of my friends text the Merry Christmas like they're listening Yeah, because everybody knows that's your close family don't text me on holidays. Yeah Yeah, it's gonna be a good year. Shut it Shut it. Yeah happy Thanksgiving. I know dude. Yeah, you know we assume that's we're friends. We it. Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving. I know, dude. Yeah. We assume that's where friends.

I think you get an emoji of a turkey. Oh. You're good Christmas, so in Philly. I'm not good at the Christmas thing, I like it. Is it a winter Christmas? Yeah, I, it was a winter Christmas. It was so cold that their dog, my wife's family's dog, went outside and went,

I'm not going for a walk today. Yeah, I love that one, Dr. C. It hung out at, it was like not enough to go. Shit in the house. Turned back. No, was it so cold and Philly, they stopped shooting each other? Was it that cold or no? Yeah, I don't, she didn't stop.

She didn't stop me. She lives actually in Jersey, in the suburbs. Oh, so not that. In a town where houses, and they have the plaques, were made in 1780. Oh, they're haunted. They're the old houses. Yeah. So it's nice. Yeah, beautiful. That sounds nice, but a little Christmas. Yeah, they take it seriously. My family, my wife's family, you come down. You will be given pajamas. The men will wear a lot of matching. I mean men wear matching women wear matching the kids wear matching Everybody has their own that's what we do to I come now with my baby 11 months old my mother-in-law She goes you go upstairs right now and get You you got to go put them in this outfit. I walk out. I didn't see it. It was laid out right on my back ready go

Yeah, man, I like that tradition. I like that too. We do the same. We do the same. Then we play board, get we play board games, kids open up their toys. Tiger guy, I got one of the things from Santa's bett-ass, but I got one of those Oculus, the Meta Oculus, the virtual reality things.

Have you ever done that? No. It's insane. So I know I'm getting older. I get sick doing it, dude. I get sick, dude. Oh, dude. Because the depth perception, I don't know if it's technology advanced.

I got sick with the virtual reality. Cuz Tiger will box and it's two minute rounds, like real boxing. He'll do 12 fights, 12 times three. I want that kid to score a goal. Yeah, this is right there. What a stud. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is right there. What a stud. Oh no. Oh no. That was without one in the game? Yeah. The team ran away. Oh, kids tackled. Oh great. Oh great.

He doesn't really like soccer. His coach text, I mean this yesterday was like, hey, just want to make sure you know it's filling up. You have to save a spot for Tiger for the spring. Tiger's like, that don't like soccer. He's a giant. He's like football. He's going to be killing you. You can do it all, dude. That'll help you get ready for football, but he's just not feeling it. Even though he scored, I mean, that's a good way to end your career as a soccer player. Game winning goal in the World Series of the summer with a little winner camp. Celebrate and have everybody jump. Yeah. Good time. Yeah, he loved that.

How about that video? Legit video. That's not that's not me yelling. That's another dad. Yeah, I don't sound like that. I would have been cussing and saying some probably vulgar shit. Yeah, he's not like soccer. Your kids get it. It's a model. Your kids get everything on their Christmas list. Like my kids basically did. No, I don't play that because my kids, if you give them too many gifts, they're going to appreciate it. And then they'll move on. So they're like, all right, you didn't appreciate this gift. It's not school. It's I get him what my dad did with me You get one good gift. Yeah, and that's it dude My daughter would ask for she's asking for books a New tennis

Should you post more wedding cakes please? I enjoy those you post more of those It's the only one I've done not often.. Yeah. Aw, look at how old I am. Get my fucking oval face out of here. Listen, Vizzle, I'm trying to work in that. Get that, I don't care. Get my face out of that. Oh, it's an outward. What happened to my face?

There. Jesus Christ, I can't even talk about this. I didn't take those pictures. Yeah, I'm, you know me. I'm not a sentimental guy, I'm the worst. Anyway. All right, no, that fucking bad. I'm terrible a sentimental guy, I'm the worst. Anyway. Yeah. All right, no, that fucking bad.

Jesus. I'm terrible with that stuff. You show me old school pitch, so you're a little cutie pie when you're about my age. You're definitely better looking than me when you're my age. I was 40. I'm turning to joy, D.S. very slowly.

Well, you, now that's the bad thing. You lose your jaw, you lose a lot of shit. Hey, hey, you look similar. You just, you know, lost your hair. Oh, your jaw you lose a lot of shit. Hey, you look similar You just you you know lost your hair Nothing you do about that. Let's follow the time well. Yeah, he's your barber. Yeah, he their base barbers Just cutting yours faster air bodies air-bite barber. You just cut yours a little short it might be time to get on the old tea I'm getting all my love so I'm getting all my levels you say this for how many years I'm getting my levels check

You're doing shit bro as we're an older it my levels to that. You're saying this for how many years? I'm getting my levels checked. You're doing shit. Bro. As we get older, it's important you do that. Davery might, dude, how about, we, we, we text about it, me and Rogan talking about this. Warren, how about stuff in Bonner pathway? Oh, I want a bomber.

I saw him with the last time I saw Rogan, I saw Bonner. Bonner came to Rogan's show in Austin, in Utah. And I noticed, and I want to be respectful of course but I noticed he was very very skinny. Very skinny. Yeah, I didn't recognize him. I mean, half of what he was. Yeah, I think, you know, I knew he was struggling with I guess opioid addiction.

I don't know if it's addiction, you know, I know he had some issues and, you know, the police guy called his house and also the poor guy is house burnt down, sounds burnt down. Why didn't you tell me my, this line was, wasn't in. I have one more month. And I like it when you don't learn. I have one more month. I don't want it to work out for you.

No, I don't want you have, I can't wait. I don't want you to have better teeth than me. Uh-oh. I can't wait for you to have to go into the old. That's gonna happen when I'm your age. But yeah, with, with, uh, bottom. And I, I saw, uh, he was, was, so here you, that's a good point.

So Sean Strickland brought this up, and this is how I felt too. So Sean Strickland goes, listen, man, I see all these people posting these tribute stuff in bonner and like, oh, I missed him. I can't believe this happened. He's like, where were you guys when he needed you? Where were you when he's going through the tough times? His house got burnt down. He's clearly having some substance issues. Where were you when he's going through the tough times? His house got burnt down. He's clearly having some substance issues.

Where were the pictures then? Where was the reach out then? He passes away and was like, oh my God, this is horrible. Check me out. Here's me and Stefan Bonner. I have pictures of me and Stefan. I'm not posting that. I wasn't that close.

Now I support him from the outside. I sent him money when his house burnt down. I would shoot him tax. I'm not posting a picture when he passes away. Who's that for? So when Sean Strickland does it, you know, Sean says a lot of things. I appreciate that about. So Sean goes. Stuffed Bonner just died and my Instagram feed Google is flooded with pictures of people like, hey, this is me and stuff in Bonner training. We're buddies. We used to hang out back in the day. I'm going to post a picture about him and get double tap likes. He's right. Strickland

said in the video, but like man, the stuff in Bonheye knew was fucking nuts. He was addicted opioids. He got arrested, got kicked out of the house because they went to get a mopioids. His gym went under during COVID. You know me, I'm an asshole. I'm not going to go post a picture like rest in peace. I'm an asshole. You freaking people that like after you die, you post pictures of him in support of all this. Like when this man was losing his shit, that's why I agree 100% when I'm doing shit. Where were you? I'm not saying you had to be there for him, but you weren't there for him then.

Don't be there for him now, because he doesn't need it. I think it's a great, I think it's a great point. Me too, it's like, hold on. When he was here struggling, you struggling very openly on social media that everybody believes, all the listeners that you guys love social media

and all the haters love social media. Where was this same energy when the guy actually could have used them fucking help? Yeah. And now you can say, what did you do, job? 100% right. Sent the money.

Did you send them money? Yeah, yeah. Sent the money? Yeah, he did it live on air. Yeah, a lot of people don't realize about Brendan Chavez that he helps a lot of people quietly. You've sent a lot of money to a lot of people. Yeah, but I'm not gonna get on social media,

like, oh, Bonner, hate to see you leave. Man, I didn't know he was struggling. I didn't know he was struggling. Yeah, everyone, anybody in the community knew he was struggling. What's an opioids? I don't know. To be honest, I know that's what Strickland said,

he knew him better than I did. I'm not sure what I knew Sam some issues. It was a good guy. I worked with Steve. He goes a nice guy to me. I did it, I worked with him, me and Adam Corolla and him did something, I got to know him then, spent the day with him, then it seemed incredibly good.

Do you really good guy? We had this casting, I forgot for what show it was, maybe for E, I forget what it was. And we're all casting. I was there. No no, this something else. Okay. Did I bring you in on the Adam Crowley thing? No.

When Steven was there. Okay. So we're all sitting in the waiting room, we're ready to, you know, do our thing. And there's like all these guys, we're all looking the same, we're gonna look like Aaron Hernandez, some variation.

And then Stefan Bonoaks and I go, Bonoaks, you know, the USC alumni. So when I see someone, it's like, Oh shit, what's up, dude, finally. It's like, we see another comic in a party, like oh, you know, the USC alumni. So when I see someone, it's like, Oh shit, what's up, dude, finally. It's like, we see another comedy in a party, like, oh, thank God, yeah, people suck. So I see him like, oh, dude, what's up? And he goes, now much man, turn around,

you know, where are you going? If you're doing this, I'm fucking out of here. And I was like, well, I thought I was like, I was like, wait, what? I thought maybe that like, you're gonna fucking get it, I'm out of here. I was like, oh, dude, no, not this, that's not how I go. You have no idea what they're gonna want in there. Yeah. You think I'm like, here. I was like, oh, dude, no, that's not hard. Do you have no idea what they're gonna want in there?

Did you think I'm like, I know, dude. I'm not a sh** in chewing. I didn't get it either. Like, what are you doing? No, what are you doing? I mean, he didn't get it either. So, I mean, probably both should have walked out, but it's not the right attitude.

Yeah, I didn't know that great. We've had some run-ins and he was cool. But he was going through it very openly on social media and posting social media and clearly was having issues. And how many of you people that posted a picture did a single thing for him. But then when he passed away, keep that same energy.

Don't post because you know you feel like you have to or you think, oh no, I did the show 10 years ago with Bono, I can't believe this happened. No, no, you knew the guy was in the dumps, dude. And he gets into shit for him. And then now, because what, you want some thief or who? Bonner, he don't, he don't. Who's it for?

Why are you doing this? That never makes sense. I think people feel like they need to pay a tribute. It's a bummer to them. So sometimes pay the tribute when the guy could actually use your help. Yeah, like now of Sun I can't believe it. Yeah, but you believe in you. We all saw it unfold on social media. Yeah, him freaking out in the hospital because he openly to wherever the fuck his pill addiction was. Did you reach out then? Now some people

think I'm talking about just in general. Some people actually did try and help them reach out. The majority did nothing. Yeah, sometimes you, sometimes though, in to play devil's advocate, and I agree with Sean Strickland in spirit. But you know, sometimes when people are in the whirlwind of that stuff, it's basically impossible to help them, isn't it? It's really, there's nothing you can do.

And nobody knows the worst thing you can do. It goes a long way to reach out. It does. If you cared about them that much, you could at least check in on them. Not wait till the guy passes away, and they go, oh my God, I can't believe it. We can't you believe?

Yeah. That's why I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, I'm like, oh dear. His heart just stopped. They said he was at work and had a heart issue and then passed away. So all we know is it's heart complicated. His family's not releasing any.

Yeah. Well, he looked worse for where when I stopped. So many people were texting me like, the media's not going to report this, but you know, and I'm not going to say what they told me he was doing. You know, he was doing blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, no.

I knew some of the issues. He said, either way, he was a good guy. Complicate the great guy. Compagate, great guy. Yeah, fuck the good guy. And then the MMA outlets like tribute to a warrior, to a legend. Wow, interesting, because you haven't talked about him since he made the headlines for being. Well, that's their job too.

It's not though. If that doesn't work. No, no, no, no, hold on, you want to give him a tribute? No, no, no, hold on. You guys journalists? No. So the only time you've ever gave him his credit was when he passed away. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He is a pioneer to an extent. So, but the fight with forest griffin was iconic. Sure, sure.

You give him that. When you guys that, his family and his closest friends would want that. So, should we only highlight, if he was still alive, should you only highlight his downfalls? Because we only appreciate people once they pass away.

People only become led just once they pass away. I don't know that is that. I don't subscribe to the social media and the media outlets where negativity is what gets clicked, so that's what they're gonna do. Because you could appreciate Stefan Bond being this legend, help them out and highlight that. There's an anniversary every year.

Every year, you can bring it up. So if most of the news, and for 10 years most of the news is you having a run in with something or someone, that's gonna make the news, and for 10 years, most of the news is you having a run in with something or someone, that's going to make the news. It's comes with the territory of being a public figure, right? And then when he dies, they're going to say, we can talk about that, but he kind of put himself in the news with that behavior, right?

Yep. My only thing is, is like, right, so you you're gonna glorify and say how great he is when he passed away, but before your tears, I didn't know. Yeah, I don't mind them giving a tribute to a guy who was iconic, right, or had some iconic moments. I don't mean this year, though. I'm saying do it while he's alive. Just don't do it when somebody passed away.

Don't just do clickbait when he's- I don't know if they didn't do that, Bubba. Like I don't know that some of that- I mean, it's my world big. Yeah, but I mean, they didn't appreciate Stefan Bonner when he was a lot. It's the same people posting these tributes. I don't know. I mean, you're putting the press in a kind of a tough position here. Because you're going to report on what happened, right? Well, no, you should

definitely report on their death. Well, I'm saying, you know, we get a report also on when they're in a fine hospital or they're on opioids, whenever it is. And that's fine, do that. But also highlight what he did well. Don't just make it this negative storyline until it dies. Unfortunately, it clicks, sir. That's the, see, that's the problem, that's my problem with it, with everybody.

Like you're only gonna post about this guy when he does something negative. In past ways, like, oh, he's a great guy, it's like, hold on, few months ago, he didn't have the same energy. Now, he's this great guy. I don't know if it'll ever change. I mean, that that's comes with it won't change because people are it's Maryland and Ro. I mean, that's the song, Candle in the Wind. That's exactly what fucking what's his name?

I don't John wrote about it. It's like goodbye, normal gene. It's like, they never knew you at all. you know, it's like, they just said that. Was that for Prince Diana? No, that was for Marilyn Monroe. Oh, was that my name was Norma Jean? Oh, well, yeah. Bring up the lyrics.

And it's really cool because he said, he said, for him, he was a gay man. So he saw her as the woman, good by Norma Jean, though I never knew you at he saw her as the woman to goodbye normal gene though I never knew you at all you had the grace to hold yourself while those around your crawl They crawled out of the woodwork and they whispered into your brain that set you on a treadmill And they made you change your name and it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to cling to when the rain Said in and I would have liked to know you but I was just a kid

Your candle burned out long before your legend never did. And loneliness was tough. The toughest role you ever played. Hollywood created a super star, but pain was the price you paid. When you died, even when you died, oh, the press still hounded you. And all the papers had to say was that Maryland was found in the nude. Right?

And it seems to me you live your life like a candle in the wind, never known who to cling to when the rain set. And I would have liked to know you, but I was just a kid. You can't burn out long before your legend ever did. So goodbye, Norma G. And though I never knew you at all. And it's good for her. Yeah, same thing.

Oh, no, goodbye, Norma G. And from the young man in the 22nd row, who sees you as something more than sexual, more than just our Marilyn Monroe. Wonderful. Yeah. He's saying that when he's saying that live, when Princess Diana died at her wedding. Oh, I mean, I remember that like it was yesterday

because my mom could not stop crying. She loved Elton John. Could not get that. Oh, that's a great song. Oh my God. I didn't realize that. Oh yeah. That's why I was associated with Princess Diana

because he's sung it live. That's why. You hear that? He can, he and Bernie Taupin, Bernie Taupin was learist as they could write some songs, man. Yeah, it's like that guy from the three Migos who died, not offset the other one. Three Migos.

Yeah, we got, it's called Migos, but yeah, I know the same. I know the same. I was three Migos, but Migos, the band, the, takeoff. Takeoff, the last way. He was on a podcast. It might have been drinking champs or drinking pros, whatever. He was on it, weeks prior.

People were asking because the other two, I think once his uncle, once his nephew or cousin, but the other two are more famous. And apparently he was kind of like a lot of the brains behind the operation. And they ask him out and he goes, people won't acknowledge my greatness till I'm dead. Here's, that's the way it works.

And in music and entertainment, when you die, they go, hold on. Ain't that funny. Oh, no, he was actually really talented. And he goes, they're not going to appreciate any time passed away. Fast work two weeks later, passes away. Oh my God, they're never going to be the same,

the band, hold on. Because you left a comment three weeks ago before he died. And he wasn't shit and he's leave the band and then you're fired. And that same person's like, oh my God, the band never on because you left a comment three weeks ago before he died saying he wasn't shit and he's leaving the band in your fire and that same person like oh my god the band never be the same you fucking it is yep yep it's a bummer um it's kind of the way I like it's fish dude there are a lot of fucking great artists that were never discovered until after they died vango being the most famous example but there are a lot of fucking great artists that were never discovered until after they died vango being the most famous example But there are a lot of them angel Wyatt, you know found his they found his fucking paintings in an attic

Oh, I'm sorry, you know you throw away the the whole point of as you get older for real is like if you're twiling away you know for a result It's very easy holding away for a result. It's very easy to, you have to understand that that's not the point. You want to toil away for its own sake because you may not get it.

And that's okay too, because there's a great deal of value in the reach. And more importantly also, just be in service. If you can change your mindset to think, I'm here to be of service in one way or another, even with my art, even with my expression, I'm just here to make people laugh and change maybe the way they think, whatever it is,

that will take a lot of pressure off you and you'll put most of your attention on the fact that you are a vessel of service, you're not a vessel of consumption. You know, it's not about you. You're children of God. The great, no, we have, but the great, the great architects of the middle ages,

they made these incredible structures and incredible paintings. They didn't sign them. No. They weren't, because they weren't, it wasn't about them. It wasn't about that. It was about, they were building it for something much better than themselves.

I'm out of sight. We're in there, of course. But they didn't. Yeah, I know. Now you would never see a great house. Take off with this before he passed away, but he was doing it with Dring and Champs said, of course, so this guy goes, course you were shining before,

but you were dancing on this one. It was your time. It was always your time to prove it. Is that something you had in your mind when you were going to the recording? Noriaga asked and he put, oh, for sure enough is enough. I'm chill, I'm laid back,

but it's time to give me my flowers. You know what I mean? Meaning, it's time to acknowledge my talent. I don't want them later on when I ain't here. Wow. Two weeks later, Dan. We don't appreciate people that they've got there. It's like, cow.

Oh, and he was like, just a, he was a casual by, you know, he was using a ball ball, because some dudes just firing away, and they think maybe his own guy did, it's dice there. He was there. He was there. He was there. He was there. He was there. He was there. He was there. He was there.

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and telling them how much I like their work. I didn't compliment it on people. I get it. Yeah, it's a bummer. But rest in peace, stuff and bonner. Was a legend. The UFC wouldn't be what it is today if he didn't. And remember when he lost that fight

on Ultimate Fighter 1 to 4 script and remember it was on spike at the time. I think force won the first round, Stefan won the second round, the third round was razor-coast. Couldn't want either way. Crazy. And then he gave the force and obviously force had a different career path and stuff.

And so you know it worked out, but you know, bottom would one that fight, who knows, you know, it's just, it's interesting, man. Crazy fight. And force is beloved and obviously bottomed what down a different route, but it's just, you know, we're, must be just it's interesting man. Crazy fight and forces beloved and obviously bonner what done a different route But just you know, we must be we're from forest. Yes, I'm pretty sure bonner named his son Griffin based on Really I think

Fuck I don't know for I don't know bonner at kids Wife and kids yes Perfect Brian Griffin there it is brother named after force Griffin Griffin Brian Griffin there it is, brother named after a force Griffin Yes, so that's a bum. Although named after for us, yeah Yeah, he made it in Italy. Wow They have one son Wow Cool name Griffin. Yeah, great name. Yeah

Was I gonna tell you say it's a boomer what was I gonna say about forest yeah I remember forest Griffin oh dude how about my papa's coming into town he flew you always fly southwest right when that's cancel flight well they canceled it and they're like we're not doing any flights the early January like they cancel Every all flights to Burbank LA. Yeah, and that's flying to Burbank and then they so he canceled it Then I was like, oh dad. I'll just find you another ticket. I go online and Delta and United like say last Where they only want to confline out minimum ticket? 1800 bucks 2100 you 12 hour wait like you got it stop in solid city eight hours

What and so then my dad was like It's just on the cars. I've come out you know in January I'd rather drive then last night late at night You got an email from Southwest. We're back your flights on time. So he's coming out tomorrow. Oh nice Way right dude. I tried to buy the same thing. I tried to buy a ticket I was like let me see for what a change my ticket. I mean, I'll just buy a new one. Uh-uh. Yeah from Philly, LA No, no. Yeah. From Philly, LA. No, no. Yeah, you enjoy that.

Yeah. That's more than 2,700 flights in the count. Instead, it's because they don't have the staff. Has the COVID staff? It's staff in the weather. It's like a five. Yeah, they'd always say weather. Yeah, but it's the COVID.

They don't have the employees. When they mandated, mandated, uh, mandated, yeah. Oh, one was better since forever. Yes, so when they did the whole vaccine requirement thing a lot of people quit or you know So they'd have the staff But all airlines deal with that because they all kind of played by the same rules, you know just Southwest is massive massive So that sucks when you got to get there. Oh nothing worse. That's why John candy drove One of the great movies talk all kids greatest movies from

Trains and automobiles not to me. I'm talking about but I also like that movie I'm talking about home alone there home on because John candy they're in the airport He's with his band and he was well we're driving to Chicago. We can take you McCulley Colton's mom, right? So then she jumps in the great movie We're driving to Chicago. We can take you McCullough Colton's mom. All right. So then she jumps in the great movie Yeah, but with with Steve Martin trying to get home for thanksgiving What am I going to say every move John can he's sitting in the train station and he says

And he's like he did just makes sense he goes He realizes that his wife that he keeps talking about died a long time ago. I fear John Candy movies Uncle Buck. Great movie. hilarious. How's your plumbing? I've been eating a lot of cheese. What if you're John Candy? One of the great fucking actors of all Sassos North Star, right?

Oh, well, is everybody's North Star? But especially Sassos, he's like a bigger guy and I think John Candy's Canadian too. Yeah, you got to understand. I was a sketch guy from mad tv. My my director was his director. My director came from second city. Yeah, so here comes Fucko Brian Calon at 27. No experience a complete Fuckan idiot with John Blanchard who directed all the sc tvs.

Jesus Christ. So he had stories about Martin Short and fucking John candy and all those motherfuckers Catherine O'Hara He was the director and he was like their age this radical Canadian motherfuckers and John candy Came in the next season and he goes I've been studying Benny Hill all summer Benny Hill is a great fat English community and he had a sketch out fucking hilarious because it's all about the wig You got to have your wig just a little too small So every character every character you see his his wig is really fucking this big makes no sense

He's like what's going on? Fucking he was fucking great. How old was he when he died? When a John can do if you studied Benny Hill as a comic Baba you got a YouTube Benny Hill you got a YouTube that motherfucker right that small way he was so funny dude he was so stupid John can he was probably 40s 40s right I think it's 37 he might have been no shock 30s in my shock you watch this I know I know my shock what Chris Farley's death 43 43 years old. Think about that. Holy shit.

He was so great. He just couldn't lose weight. He would hire some John Blaschka. He died in Mexico. Yeah, he would fill in wagons, East. John told me he would hire a trainer to finally lose weight. Hey, go to how much did John can't he weigh when he died, Jen? A lot.

A lot. He would hire a trainer, Bubba. And then six, two. That's not terrible. He'd hire a trainer and John would be in there with this trainer after like a day. It'd be like, John, come in. And John, instead of working out,

he'd be there with a scotch with his trainer, like, well, so, no, we were just talking. You know, someday he's gonna take off. It's like, he never works. Never. Man, 43, and usually 27 two hundred seventy five pounds at six two Yeah, massive lifetime especially competitive life time of smoking and drinking and fucking I'll see how old was Chris Farley. I want to say Chris. Why is like my age when he passed away? No, Chris was really younger

Chris was thirty six. That's who I was thinking about Thirty-three. Oh my That's who I was thinking about 33 oh my That thing how much work you had left you was just I'm saying I'm getting Oh, yeah, just getting so that is such a bummer, but he liked his blow Okay, and morphine can't do cocaine and more commonly known as a speedball. Oh, who is this hero? Blue she how'd blue she died exactly? How many known as a speedball? You can't do a speedball. Who was his hero? Bolution. How'd Bolution die? Exactly. Who's the one?

Exactly. The hotel off sunset, which I can't say the name of. Such a bummer. I remember this so well. I was with Phil Hartman, the late Phil Hartman, on set. Well, the bummer two about the Bolution pass away. You know Robin Williams is in there. Robert Tanero was in his room that night.

Because he had one of those shuttows. And he had one of the lofts and the elf came in there. Robert Teneros in his room that night. Because he had one of those shuttows, and he had one of the, like, lofts and the elf came in there, it's horrible. Good those young guys. Oh my, dude, look at the talent in that picture. And look, if you're just listening to this on audio, it's a picture of a young Adam Sandler and a horrible outfit, which I kind of appreciate.

David Spade, Chris Rock with a mustache, and then Farley with a handlebar mustache. If Farley was just as fat, he's as fat, he's as wide as the three of those guys put together. Well, and I took a picture last night with our boy Russell Peters and I looked just like that, so that's cool. But I'm head done that route, but I'm definitely older than 33. You're much, you're very handsome in that picture, actually. You think? My hair was on point that night. I like when Chad hangs in his buddy,

we're looking at you and they were like, God, you're fucking huge. And that guy had no idea you fought in the UFC. And he's like, he's big, I go, yeah. Oh, he was like, me? You never wanted to do sports. And then you were like, I was like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went, I went. You did no research for he came in here Top 10 you see he goes he so he could kick some ass I go He'd be depending on you know, then he was when it would maybe should play football. I was like can you leave? Can you just get out of your whole life of sports? It's 30 There is yeah, what can you do? It's only 30.

It's hilarious. Yeah, what can you do? Hit some current events, Jen. Come on, come on. I got a fish tank to a 10-3. What are you doing for New Year's, buddy? Watching my fish? I'll be at Boss. I knew fish.

You're not doing a set? I refused it. Well, I might do a set in town in LA. Okay. Laugh factor just hit me up literally before we started the show and do a set with him. I think Laugh Bossomer, I sold out. We're sold out're sold out Thursday love it. I think we're about to be sold out Friday It's I you know I listen you're you're gonna do great in your veteran for me when I would do nears

It was just I think the move is to do a nine at one nine o'clock show on Saturday before the ball drops Doing the late show and count down on stage. Everyone's on their phone. They're talking the drama. They just won I've done every I've done every year for 15 years. And you're right. I've done the last six years. And I remember I got an offer to do it this year. My brother's on the email and he goes, remember, he goes, you're, you always say yes, he was remembered last year. The minute you got a stage said, I'm never working a new year's again. He goes, stick to that dude. He's like, every year for the last five, six years,

you've regretted it. He's like just stick, it's not a big deal. Stu, the next week. Right. I was like, you're right. I absolutely hate it. That's fine. Now in town, it's gonna be fun.

If I do one spot at the Lafictie, I can get back on the road, you'll sleep in my bed. It would be great. San Diego, my drop comedy club, though, January 5, 6, and 7, take us are actually moving there too. So let's go. And then I got Fort Wayne, Indiana, January 13th, and just like stranger things.

It does. Just like stranger things. All right. Then I got Danny Aflar, January 19th, 21st. I got a busy January. And then we got Zaini's in Nashville. I got February 4th. I'm taking Feb off.

I'll be good for you. Although I'm at the comic strip, February 23rd. Okay, we're gonna take it out. No, that's just one weekend. Yeah, it was still. Yeah. We just announced a new tour day. We got two in January.

Our first stop for the 2023 tour, the Ohe Thick tour, whole new hour, January 5th through the seventh, that's next. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, the wise guys in Vegas to kick off the new tour for next year for this coming year and then end of January Tampa Florida Tampa improv January 20 through 21st then February we're in Springfield Naples Bakersfield so your boys working. I like it brother. I'm proud of you. It's some fun ones good stuff Yeah, I'll speak to be fun. All right, let's go

All right, first one is Samuel Jackson. I guess his birthday was just recently. He's like, you're excited. This is some Brian Callis shit. When you don't know what you're doing on Twitter. 74 years old. I guess he liked a lot of hardcore porn.

Didn't realize it was a public thing. I don't know why this is a thing. It's not a big deal. We can pretend people aren't don't like porn outside of the big deal. 74, can he not live his life? But he, he, he removed all the likes after he found out people were telling him like, hey, hey, they're like, you know, this is public.

Yeah. Nothing is better now. This is a bit of a hiccup. Nothing's better when somebody, you think your bad social media, when Troy, come in, thought D, that thought he was DMing, didn't understand DMs, and was flying into LA to work for like Fox through a big game. Oh, fuck it. And he DM like one of his his side pieces just some vulgar shit

Everyone's like We can all read this He's like oh shit Yeah, I think he was married at the time right and then yeah So but hey mate let me know your likes are public. You're gonna see them. So we go. Can we dead? We can dead. I see your likes. They're public big bro God bless you. This is funny too Like you're only gonna see them, so we're gonna say, can we, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can,

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but I heard there's a bunch of porn on Twitter. There's like only fans though. I don't know, you don't want to go around and know what he's done on there, but you'd go to Twitter and watch it. So you know, Instagram, you can't have any like, like real nudity, but apparently Twitter you can. So yeah.

Yeah, no, Instagram, you too, you can't have any nudity or opinions that don't align with them, and then that's a joke and then Twitter's kind of free for all right now, but Twitter just so you guys know Twitter is updated so when sending this update who used to work for Twitter Twitter you can't Like if you post a link to like an Instagram post or to Facebook or to another platform that'll take your stuff down. But you can do a link to your tour dates or a show or, you know, but if you post another

social media platform, I don't think YouTube is including that right now, but other ones they're going to flag and you'll get a strike. Which, listen, if I own a company, I get it. Yeah. If I own Ford, you don't tag Dodge in your post Uh, Samuel like in porn makes you like him even more, but I apparently he likes anime porn Yeah, he said he he said in an interview like yeah publicly. Yeah, he likes anti Hentai, which is I think is the octopus

Like like weeners on the other. I do not understand it. God bless people. It was their work around. I guess you can't have porn. So that was their work around in Japan. You know, he was a crack addict. He was in the depths of hell. Mm. Yeah.

Who what? Samuel L. Jackson was a crack addict. Oh, he was a crack addict. Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. He became a great actor. You know Morgan Freeman used to bat groceries. Morgan Freeman. I used to work with a guy at guy at Albert and I was 16.

I was a janitor at a grocery store in Albertsons in Greenwood Village, Colorado. And this guy was trying to be an actor. And I was like, oh, and Demmer, it's gonna be tough. And he goes, huh? Morgan Freeman, bad groceries on it. No, no, I get that. Yeah, I get it.

He used to work at a grocery store, not this one, but he's the exception, right? I'm not saying you can't do it, but I'm just saying, saying Morgan Freeman used to, you know Morgan Freeman also breathes air too. I mean, that's hard, hard cases don't make good laws. I mean, I remember when I arena football, I was hate my life, I'm like this, this is not what I-

Wait, I forgot you played arena football. Yeah, we're tall boys. I was like, full back. And then, but originally, I brought me in as a receiver, and I was just too big. And there's no tight ends. So, like, we're making more of a full back. There's no tight ends.

And then, why me get the 300 pounds? That was the plan, so I started eating a lot. I already have body issues. I hated it. And then, I was like, how much am I in paid? And they told me, and then, moment to the captain of the team, he was this great dude like six kids And I was like, hey man, if you don't make me ask you You like to start the team. How much you're making me told me I was like

Bro, I could make more at Starbucks. Yeah, he was yaggle And he was for the love of the game. I get that you just full time on that side. Oh, no, I worked for UPS Full time when you just you had done dropping off packages and then come to practice, you just go, see how it went. Bro, this is semi-prone. Is the idea, so you can make into the pros because Kurt Warner did it once? There you go.

So a lot of those, because I'd be like, what are we doing? What are we doing? Same as you have seen, like, what are we doing? Yeah. We house this end for all of us. They're in locker, like, what are we doing? And then they go, dude, Kurt Warner started here,

I'm like, one guy. No, I go, no, I know. Yeah, you took Kurt Warren, the MVP, so I get that. That's one out of how many of us? But again, you don't wanna base things in decisions based off hard cases make bad laws. But also, you're not gonna achieve any greatness based enough odds.

If someone, like if your dad was like, if you like, kid, I don't be an actor, a comedian, and he goes, you know the odds are one in 10 million, I go, okay, well that doesn't work for me. For me, it's whether it's whatever it is. University Colorado football, hey, you know, the chance to be playing at University Colorado, one in a million, or you being a headline comic actor.

My dad's friend, my dad's friend said that to me, he goes, you want to be an actor, I agree. You know you have a better chance, probably of being a senator, because I imagine we want to be a movie star. I guess so because I tell him, I'm a ex-sender, I never got to go. I guess so he goes, you got a better chance of being a senator. You know that, right? Are you willing to take those odds? I was like, I don't like those, I don't like odds.

I don't get my son on. No, I know. Now, you need to be able to say. Now, to say you can be anything you want to be, that's not true. No. Because if you're colorblind or you have some issues with your vision or you need lacing can be in you know The Air Force can be a pilot you can't can be a NASA chance to become present not great But shoot for it. I don't do the odd things with my president Sure eventually. Yeah, do you think dude David or tease?

Yeah, so I just, dude. David Ortiz. Yeah. So I just saw this, it came out today. I think it was today. I was very curious. The guy that shot him, remember he was, yeah. Yeah. Was it in Brazil? I forgot what.

No, for Rika, it's from Brazil. Yeah. Yeah, the DR, the DR. So he got, he got, he got a shot. He's, he got a shot. He's, he's only getting 30 years in person. That's a lot of time. But that trust me, I guess, he ain't dealt with.

David Ortiz is, oh, wow, the skull and black pants with that too, definitely is a giveaway. But here's the thing, David Ortiz is like Tom Hanks in America. Imagine someone to fuck with Tom Hanks. Yeah. People are going to come for him. If he is so beloved in the DR and in Boston, you say a bad thing about David Ortiz, you're in trouble. Now you try and kill him and they put a face to it. Trust me, I highly doubt he'd last 30 years wherever he's at.

Look at him, if he were to get out early, he's fucked. Now I know this, we're also ordered to spend time behind bars due to there are alleged rules in the shooting, including 28 year old Alberto Miguel and blah, blah, blah, who prosecutors said had paid those cared out the act that's twenty years it still it seems like so little years for a time to know what what happens yeah what what happens to those boys no way the d'A. is connected

b is so beloved why why is that what he's telling was he banging said what he's i heard it was that it was the wrong target. The mix up. Something happened. They're gonna get there. I don't know, because he's a master and they attack Victor Hugo Gomez Vazquez. Have more names, by the way.

He was acquitted to do it. Victor Hugo Gomez Vazquez. No, this was a whole lot. Four names. Hold on. His liver and small and large intestine were damaged by the bullet. Wow.

And the guy even through the way go up to it says authorities only said they did not believe big pop it was the intended target attack instead revealing they believed a man named six toe David Fernandez hell yeah these names was the man the shooter wanted allegedly because he once ratted out a drug run into the cops so yeah I've that he wasn't meant to be but I'm telling you mess with Dave Ratties and DR, you can get dealt with.

Is that him right there? That's the guy that's accused or now he's... Damn, he doesn't look like that. He's one of my patients. He's still like saying that he wasn't the person I was meant to shoot. It was someone else. That's what he's saying. But Dave Ratties' connections go, okay.

I know. Okay, where are you at? We know exactly where we are. Oh, we have friends in that prison. It's someone else. That's what he's saying. But Dave Rattie's connections go. Okay. Okay, where are you at? We know exactly where we are. Oh, we have friends in that prison. It's not good. Can you play that? No, no, no, no, we don't need to play. No, I'm not doing this.

Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's just try it. Let's just pick you. You know what it is, him talking in Spanish, which we don't speak. And it's gonna demotivate the speech. I speak great.

This sucks. So Javante D. He's had issues with closed hands. Okay, that's another thing that doesn't make sense. That's called a punch. Yeah, that doesn't make sense That's a punch. I don't know. So apparently the woman had an abrasion on the inside lip the cop said now I'm I got skeptical hippo eyes. Javantide was hit's nox grown men out. Hey, baby. Hey, be no, I'm sure you hit this woman Here's a history of it. Oh, he does. Yeah, he had a Okay, yeah, this isn't a guy to die in the hell for trust No, I won't die. Trust me. I'll, you know, who

we should die for. He ain't one of them. Yeah, so he's done this before. Yeah, he's his own worst enemy. Dude, I want to see him fight Ryan Garcia. Yeah, I know. He's gonna fight one other person and then Ryan. And now his fights like in January seven or like soon. He's a dumb dumb dumb, hit a woman what happened here. You don't we don't know what actually happened. No, I'm sure there was enough proof to to show that he did. He might have done something. So okay, so he hit her on the set of head.

What I was trying to say is that if he hits you, you know, with a close with a fist, you're going to fucking sleep. Okay, B. How do you know she didn't? I don't. I don't. I don't. We have no idea. I'm telling the saying to gotta, mm-hmm.

Yeah, he's a, my problem with him is he's actually a good, you know, I've worked with him before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because showtime guy. He's a good person. He comes from the absolute gutters of Baltimore, and he's still engulfed in that environment. Yeah.

Even though he's made it out and he's such a talent, to me he's the most exciting guy to watch. He's the best knockout artist we have. But Deonté Wilders, are you with there? He's even better, smaller. He knocks dudes the fuck out. My CTV showtime, starting him from the bottom. Now he's here.

He's here. Nothing, but he's still in that world. Yeah. It's the most violent world in the world. Baltimore is worse than anybody. You know, the water, the water is the water the most violent world in the world. Baltimore is worse than anybody. You're the water, the water is the water down, where it's the bottom. So for him, it's just such a shame because like, dude, you're about to be the face of boxing, your must-see TV, and you're fucking your show. Well, it was a, it was a Washington said to, uh, Will Smith. Oh, I didn't know you like to

laugh. The devil, the devil, the devil comes to you at the high, at your highest point. You know, my problem is these aren't as high as point. Yeah. Your highest you at your highest point. You know, my problem is, he's not at his highest point. Yeah. Your highest point, he was just getting started. You have the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the same star power. He's not smaller, it feels not as strong. No, no, technically, technical-wise, his jab, is the best I've seen and I don't know how long. Really? So talented. But he's not, Javante Davis will knock your fucking head off.

Knock your head off. Ryan Garcia, town's kid. I think Javante Davis, Haney might be a decision, if he doesn't get knocked out, he's so talented. But as far as Javante Davis, you know, that Denzel was in line, they put out. He's like,, like he's getting there, he just became a paper you started starting like, you know, 500,000 paper, he's pretty fun getting boxing. Better in Deon Towater Denz last one, better on a lot of guys. So he's up there, especially for a smaller guy.

Hell yeah. You're just reaching the kind of the pinnacle you're still not there. And you do this. He'll pay, he'll pay, he'll pay her off. Something will happen. Boxing's, you know, notoriously known for sweeping under the rug and stuff like that. And especially, he's the star. So, I, you know, I wish him the best. But if he did actually hit a girl with a close fist,

I can't support you anymore. Don't mess. It's such a bummer. But we don't allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. All right, some of these are from, are from also cut your hair, huh? Right don't have pigtails You hit bad enough you hit a one like that. You hit your tails. It's how tall is he?

tiny your mom's like this That's that that's not even if you do it. This is five five. He's five three on a good day I couldn't believe how small he was damn And they call them tank hits like a Now that's what's insane rock daddy. Yeah, must see TV still 55 If that dude if that

And I can see a five-year-old that's tough to be that small now when you're that talented Especially that weight class Five five's in a band form with this leverage and this ability to hit like that. It's such a bummer, this bummer out all day. The bottom stuff bummed me out, then this, I saw, I woke up to this, like, for Luke Thomas,

he was like, this ain't good, and he works show time. I'm like, ooh, you're boy Luke. Yeah. Tall lacrosse player. No, Luke Thomas. Fuck you. You don't know look Thomas bring him up morning combat Oh, I know he's like the face. Yeah, it was beard. Yeah, yeah, the best mind and MMA And that's you can touch them. Oh, yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, I like as far as like legit journalists goes

He's a good guy. My guy. I like him very much. Yeah, I don't there's nobody better But I think he's he's no his show his show morning combat with Brian Campbell just won MMA twice or something show of the year like two times at least they started the showtime Yeah, I'm the one who voucher Luke did come to show fellow look at him next to oh Luke's huge using marine What a fucking man is girl's his girlfriend Rogan there how tall is he? He's my height. He's very big women went we ordered a podcast in Vegas. Are you sure he's big? He's fucking like he he looks like he just won Joe in a carnival. He's giant. No, he's my size really maybe an inch taller And then he especially is getting shaped to you like he's he's the beast giant man and he was a Sizer but he he's mind is what's giant? Yeah, but like I didn't realize he was that big

I don't care. It's journalist though. I do. Yeah wait see was marine. He never fought. Yeah, but like I didn't realize he was that big. I don't know who cares, journalist though. No I do. Wait, see he was a Marine? He never fought? No, he's a Marine, but my first big fight out of Colorado was in this W-something, W-C-E or whatever. And he was the commentator. So me and him know each other for about 20 years, 15 years,

at least. And we had to sit down with him for the interview. He's obviously been a fan of his. And he was like, I've been following you, man. Come up through Colorado. I'm like, really? He's like the first guy who paid attention to me. And he goes, so where do you go from here?

Remember this is my second fight ever against Johnny Curtis or third fight ever. He's where you go from there. Like, man, I'd love to get my hands on a Frank Mayer or Josh Barnett. And he goes, oh wow. He was, I'm not gonna write that, but wow. He was, I'm gonna, you saw him, I'm not gonna write that.

Yeah. He was, I'm not gonna write that. I appreciate was I'm gonna you saw I'm not gonna write that yeah Yeah, he's I'm not gonna write that but I appreciate your confidence. Yeah, great guy Great, how do you get into fighting? I don't know. He's just a mastermind of it, dude He had a show for a little bit on the SPN like he's finally getting his due, you know, he's like There you know, there's some guys who get a lot of shine. Nobody has been in Luke Thomas Yeah, as far as breakdowns cover the score, these are the best we have. He's R, he's big. Like Steve Neissmith is big, you got Skip Bayless big. He's just like those guys in MMA.

He's always the guy. But he's not controversial. Like he's not gonna do things for a click. Oh, they're like a lot of them. He's not gonna do the click baity stuff. Real journalist, he's not gonna argue with fighters. He's not gonna cause beef, he does none of that stuff, he doesn't want to be involved in that. What else you got, Jim?

All righty, let's go here. So apparently there was a 16-foot albino python, 1000 Texas. Some guy had it in his trunk, it was in his car, someone stole the whatever bag they had it. I know, right? But it was lost the whatever bag they had it. I know, right? But it was lost.

No one could find it. It was 16th century. And people would see sightings of it somehow. That's where it'd be scary. There was a 16 foot python loose around my neighborhood. You're biking and you're down that path and you're like, what the fuck? I say in that picture that during the middle of the pandemic

is the summer when I ran in my first rally snake and it was an antiton, it was an an anticon with a rattler, I was like, oh my god, that has to be some sort of world record. I posted it to my Instagram and Cam Haines was like, dude, that's the biggest rattle I've ever seen. I'm like, right, I don't know what to compare to. It's a fucking dirt serpent. I don't know what to do with this thing.

Oh, I ran the other way. And then I said, I say at the top of the hill and I warned every, the routes I've done, the most I've done. It'll bite you and you'll be in trouble. And then this guy comes gangster, you know, he has the boots on, fucking look like crocodile hunter of Calabasas. I'm like, dude, there's a routes he just show me. Get out this huge knife.

I'm like, whoa, dude, you're wearing his hair to my beak. Oh, you know, there's kids and dogs. You can't have that man, he'll show me. We He'll show me we go down like it was just right here Dude see you Right ran home Random ran no not me. I charge you kill I charge the stick. I always carry a small But so when we go to these like weird pet stores I take my son to here in the valley,

they'll have tranches and all these snakes and my son goes, Dad, I want a snake, I'm like, you don't though. I go, what are you gonna do with it? What are you gonna do with it? We're gonna be gonna cuddle it at night. You're gonna be gonna put them in your bed. There's none of that, buddy. You might be able to put it on your arm

and take pictures for the grandma, which you don't have in the accounts who give the shit. What do you do? Feed it, you know what? You don't have to eat right to eat us. The food like the fish are out now, buddy. You see that cute little mouse over there? You see how you, they eat those and you have to dangle it and put it in this. That's right. And it is very scary. It's a lion frozen, but enjoy that.

After all, you can shut your little stupid mouth and I'll get you one of these cool fish that hopefully kill each other. But don't eat mice. Yes. Now, that's a reticulated python. What should you know about the reticulated python? They are the... Not poisonous. They are the... The white people of snakes.

Nope, there's the red heads of snakes. No, the reticulated python is the largest snake in North America. Largest. In the world, not in the world. Not the largest, but the wider, not the widest, but the roundest, not the roundest, but the roundest, but the roundest, but that I don't know, not the biggest, not the widest, but the

slowest, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long Anaconda. Anaconda is the biggest. No, no, anaconda. Whole place, Baba. I mean, hold on. The anaconda is the widest biggest. Reticulant is the longest. What is the longest lake in the world? The reticulant. The reticulant.

The reticulant. The reticulant of Python. It's the most second longest lake in the world right next to anaconda. I never think it says that, Baba. There you go. 32 feet long. Whoa,

30, what do you do? What do you do? You get eaten. If you're a small one. Here's my thing too. That albino python that got out, I fucking hate albino animals. I don't like anything.

I'm so mean. I just don't fuck with it. Have you ever seen that bet on anything? Bring up the channel to that. No, no, no, no, I don't like anything albino. ever seen that bet? I don't trust anything. Bring up the channel to that. I don't, I don't, I don't like giving you albino. Well, bring up the bettum ad about racism. Bettum was doing racism woke ads way before anybody else. Bettum, bettum.

Bettum, B-E-E-N-E-T-O-N. They were, are they were a great shaming company, clothing company. And take a look at this picture of the United Colors of Benetan. This was my generation and they were wild. They were always always very, you know, forward, just forward thinking about what's he, see, woke is a bad connotation. Yeah, that woke doesn't mean like, right, look at that though. So you see that? That was about though, that was in

Sierra, and they know where they were cutting people's hands off. Blood diamonds. well, and it was also yeah, 40 seconds. Yeah, that's why they came So they were amazing keep going though two cute kid in ivory Sends to death says death like all the death row inmates keep going They were bad-ass motherfuckers H.B.I.H.P.F. J.F.P. positive. This was way before any of the stuff We HFFJF deposit this was way before any of the stuff we We'd like to have you three yeah, we'd be like whoa dude look at that white black yellow Shows is showing three hot heart three heart like I say this is white black Everybody is I feel like saying yellow little racism. Oh, yeah, but everybody had the same heart look at this fear and clothing in LA Look at that shit. Wow. That's what they did back in the day. They were ballsy motherfuckers. That's the monk on fire. Yeah, there's a picture of a monk on fire

No, that's the car car car car. You get better eyes. Yeah, it's a What is that what is that that's a woman with this body over it with blood? Oh And amazing man, I don't know what is this initial keep going the red red tear head. Oh my god 1994 94 look at them they were We got a definitely like not show some of these Oh really let's get us fly okay Well just keep going I want to show you something oh Woo unhate unhate campaign what the fuck

on hate on hate campaign what the fuck There was a no there's a picture can you just bring up albino you know I cause Really Just look at this This is a real picture. Yeah right there right there So that's that's a real picture in in Africa of an albino girl. Oh, she's being being made fun of and jeered at by the entire drive. They're making fun of her. They can think well, that's not a good picture. There's a whole thing where they're all looking at her. See how they're looking at her.

Kiddo, man. Yeah, that's terrible. That's what she had to deal with. That's terrible. Yeah. And horrible. You know, that's an idea of what people... What else you got, Jen? Let's see. Oh, this actually happened. So a guy in Florida, he slapped a horses, but a police horse is but and got charged with assault. You haven't seen a half-baked?

But a buttercup said, a cup, butter, cup. Yeah, I missed a meter. From our boy, they're basically police officers. You can't disrespect the horse of the law. And he wasn't drunk or anything. He was just saying, I ain't slapping a horse in the ass.

No, the thing kids. First of all, you might get kicked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Those things are scary. Okay. Also, yeah, they are like dogs, like those police dogs and horses, they're just an extension of the police officer.

Do you fuck with them? You're in trouble, dude. You ever see how that horse, so would he get though? That one male horse. There's that one male horse. I was trying to mount that female horse here. We see that. Try my Mr. Hands.

No, I'm glad you brought that one. There's a male horse, try to, try to, a male horse. Try to mount a female horse and the female horse because the match is cool. Yeah, we see that. it kicks him in there. And then he just dies. Dice, yeah. That guy looks like a butt slapper.

His name is Alicia Lillani, I thought honestly I thought I was gonna be someone else, but it was this guy, yeah. Yeah, he's like, God damn it. How embarrassing is that? He's probably the only, he's just like, hey look. You're in jail, what are you in for?

Slap the horse and the butt. I just slapped it real hard to try to get the gun. I imagine if he was a buzz, if he was drunk, just having fun, like, it says 2 a.m. Yeah, I think he to try to get the- I imagine if he was a buzz, if he was drunk, just having fun like- It says 2am. Yeah, I think he went to the ad. But they know, they gave him Tesla. Oh wow, he's dead sober.

Yeah, sober. He's just maybe an asshole trying to get the horse to the ad. Just trying to be funny too, maybe, I don't know. Some guys like, I dare you to do that with that cop and then you know, he smacked the horse and the horse. But it also 27. The last one, he said, was gonna slap that horse like, well, no.

Hold on, South Korea list banner for the top. Oh, like well, no, hold on South Korea list ban Oh, thank God, I was gonna move there. Thank God. I was gonna move there and then I found they banded the sex with dolls. Lips the ban on the important sex. Or just having been imported into the country. Yeah, they gotta be made in Korea.

No, so there's no real ban on it, but the customs would always hold them. They would hold like hundreds and thousands of haters because there's something something with the With the freedom and Korean culture like they want them to make sure the countries looked at in a certain way So they don't stop them a ton of sex dolls coming in the country, but then conservative hey, South Korea. Who are you to judge what I pump my baby exactly cuz it's private? It's private in your home. It's not hurting any of them. I'll put on the gram

So now it's not the mouth so now it's lifted and they returned a bunch of oh thank god I moved this because I was on the on the fence One kind of sex all that they won't allow in though, which we all agree with is child like Sex doll they should make though. Yeah, exactly. So that's we agree with that play devil's advocate or should they so these Pedophiles get the rocks off on a fake doll, and not really- That's a damn good question, but very controversial, but it's a good question, what do you think? That's a very important question.

Like if you go to rehab, you walk out with a plastic child. Everybody knows you'd rather have somebody having sex with a doll than a person. But everybody knows if your pedophile you should be put down like a dog, right? Yeah, we'll be on that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah last one the ladies eyes are cool I'll keep going yeah last one someone set this in it was a T.F.A.K.A. Army guy but I don't remember who it is but it says literally it's the

wife's funniest is random Korean dude breaks the world record but unofficially I would say random Korean dude he's clean out of random Korean I don't know. He's not like, say famous, wait, lifter? I don't know. Who is famous? So this is him, and I'm not sure if we're gonna show the video. He's been doing 800 pound so guile. Play the video with no audio. He's looking at the hands to make sure no one's hands are touching.

Seems pretty legit. I like legit. So that's $7.99. This is a bench press F4.79. I don't know weights. That's so easy. Okay, but how much does he weigh no idea So he's the hundred pound hundred hundred hundred kilogram weight class was

I'll look it up right now This is a 470 on bench and then the last one is a deadlift at 8.32 The USA powerlifting Korea showed up Wow So is that like insane? That's insane. No, you know our boy Lane Norton He's got the world he's got world record for deadlift Lane or you know, you know, that's my boy Lane's done Rogan amongst. He's a nutrition expert He always takes on all the nutrition claims.

You love the deadlift record. He just won nationals. I'll look it up, but he's 242 pounds this guy. That's a great guy. Lane's only 185. Lane, Norton. He didn't set the deadlift record. Lane deadlift.

Maybe for his weight. 800 pounds. Oh, that's like close, Bella. The mountain did over a thousand. No, I know, but I'm saying for his weight class, maybe. Yeah, which is insane natural This is late lay Norton's personal best dead list at 330 kilograms. That'd be like 600 something right Yes, squad is so that would be

Just we just one cold for that Those 2019 Norton Gold for that Those 2019 In northern Rackers six on cigarette bounce what yeah for his weight. That's not a big guy. You know Let's take a look at he's a PhD in nutrition Really smart guy. How do you not know really? It's funny. He's a really good guy. What how would I know be? I mean, he's a good friend. So I'm not never no? No, I've never seen that guy in my life. Yeah, great guy. He takes on, oh yeah, but he's a dime piece,

but he also takes on a whole bunch. Anytime somebody has a, oh, so the guy who said, Dana White, he goes, he looked at all the things and he was, you'll be dead in 10 years. And Lane was like, really? Let's take a look at the science. Let's actually take a look at all the science. Oh, well now I like this, Lane.

Oh, you've lost. I've been saying what they were. I was like, oh, that's snake oil. Snake oil. And Lane takes, Let's actually take a look at all the Well now I like this I boy Snake oil you use taking day no for Lain takes let Lano look at all that he's read all the stuff. He's got his PhD So he's read all the fucking stuff and he's like I'm gonna take a look I'm an actual evidence Science is it because if if money was a thing where you just pay money the guy goes you're in diet 41 If you don't change how many people with that help right

He's like let's take a look at the actual science. All right Yeah, let me see his bodybuilding pictures. Yeah, he doesn't that's not really that's so funny It's bad that's him back in the day. That was way back. He doesn't do that shit anymore That's him younger. Yeah Hey jacked. Yeah, He's got crazy. Good genetics, man. That's bodybuilding. I'm all daddy. What is what do you have to? What? That was it. I think that guy Derek from more place more dates. He does do these deep dives on these people

Yeah, what he said and some people actually give them his blood tests or their blood tests I'm not sure of Lane did that or not what? Shut up about what? Just shut up. Oh, man. He did shut up. Don't go Oh, I'm messing chin chin chin chin. What? I'll go. I'm messing chin chin chin chin. Chin, chin, chin. What?

Plate states. More plates, more dates. I love him. That guy's good. He's great. That's the worldly living, right? We're all suspect that everybody, when you see someone that shred in my head, I go,

I don't know. All of us. But, the chances are he's probably all natty, but we're so just polluted with just bull shit in my head. I know I wouldn't ban on that. I want to see what would happen to you if you actually did the kind of things that those strong people were like like competitive crossfitters. I want to see like the highest competitive crossfit.

Oh, I should just stop making money and income from comedy and podcasting and dedicate my life to the possibility. No, I think you can do everything you're doing. Oh, no way. No way. There's no way. You have to train. I'm so thin.

Literally before Christmas, I took Christmas Eve off. Before I was working up to Christmas Eve, my girl wearing Ben, she goes, will you please stop and take some days off or what's happening? She goes, you don't see it. Can you see yourself every day in the mirror? You look terrible. She was going to die. I said that to you this morning? You don't see it, can you see yourself every in the mirror? You look terrible. She was gonna die.

Yeah, I said that to you this morning. I don't like the way you look. Well, this is, I'm just bloated for that. I feel so much better. I didn't need to break, I've worked 27 days in a row. Can't stop won't stop. Whoever tells you that, like the whole stop won't stop, they're lying.

I was forced to and it was not good. You need rest, man. Oh, well, see, there are from place no dates believes in Oh, I believe him. Yeah, I believe that this lane guy is natural I'm left with when he was trying to wait where's Derek's powerlifting hard for the PhD Indertrition sizes lane is a fucking smart mother and he also does it look like freakishly jacked He's just got great genetics just a great looking guy. Yeah, yeah, smart as shit Lane will always tell you he goes

Lane will always tell you a scroll down chin with that with that guy. I'm not gonna say this is hon Interesting but where dare didn't say it to hear, though? No, just pull the slate's more dates not on it. No, no, so this is just a random, right? It's not. Yeah, I don't want to talk about. Oh, it's interesting. I think we should have a man. Yeah, we're wrong.

I believe he's mad. We'll definitely have a man. That's the problem is even me, I did Joe Kloppstein, Tim Teebo. I've been around some freaks, you know, Vickers. People would pick 100%. If you showed Joe Kl cloth this time up there What like when I when I met him just when he was walking around I've never seen anything like it and everybody would be like there's no

Dianne doesn't say right 100% natural doesn't say no He's He was right there and I'm a professor you for it. Look at me next to him. Oh, dude. He's such a... I look like a turd. He is such a fucking freak. His legs.

Him too. Dude, when I went back home to Colorado, when my grandma passed away, I went to a game because he's a coach there now. And he freaking was... I went to his game. His high school game. He's on the sidelines in shorts It I'm with his family. I went hey, can we acknowledge how freak What a freak of freak this kid is oh he's getting bigger

But not fat. He's just so big. Yeah, I'm like. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm with his mom and dad and his wife so I'm like, can we please acknowledge how big he is right now? His legs and for you to say that he's you know me. I don't give a big break. I don't care. Yeah in his shorts like Simply I've seen and I go I notice how usually sit down like which where's Joe at no? No, you're like, well my god. This is a well also the way his the way his ass goes out and then goes into his path Oh, no, I told us mom I go he's a distraction for this team is distraction. He's the ass is the distraction as a straight white man distraction his ass distraction Distraction you got you got cardie be on the sideline stride and coach up. He had some crazy vertical

He was 265 pounds six foot six. Oh, he's everybody's six six. Yeah, 37 inch vertical sir. A 37 inch vertical Freak ran the 40 in a four five two Four five, you know, he's a legit freak Yeah, yeah, all first team all big 12 like Terrible diet just you know worked hard and freak. Yeah, so there's there's people. Yes, Mark guys There's people like that so even though I'm around that, you know, I've seen freaked. Yeah. So there's people, yes, Mark does. There's people like that. So even though I'm around that, you know, I've seen all natty people do that.

So even that, and I've been around it, and then I see these guys like this and my head and first thing were actually, ah, there's no way. Yeah. But my thing, I go older, when it's an athlete, I'll give them benefit of doubt sometimes, unless it's UFC, but if other leagues,

I'll usually give them benefit of that. If they're in that fitness world, right away. Nope. It's just what, you know. Yep. And then just to say they're on steroids is enough. Like there's, you know, there's peptides and also it's right, IGF1 and HDH.

All stuff that I look, Darnell Saroni has been very open about it and it looks fantastic.D.A. All stuff that I look down seroni has been very open about it and looks fantastic. He's 220 Dude when he's on fight campaign. I'm like, did you jacked and he goes dude 10 grand a month? I'll kid you not choose my guy went. I would not spend 10 grand a month. I look like that It's a lot of money. He looks great Jack city So and say cowboy you accidentally grab the Conomer Greggers water bottle Derrick Welfhe was a Bronco great, but swoleville you want to talk about free Derrick Welfhe free Played with Broncos with a detacled or DN for Cincinnati

The bear cats freak that's him that's him freak really. Oh, it's him? That's him. Freak. Really? Oh, freak of all freaks. Oh my Lord, holy Mother of God. Well, freak of all freaks. That he's as big as his truck. That's fucking a giant. How big is he? He's huge.

What in the world? Who is he? He played the NFL for a long time. Stud. A great hair. Just a giant, freaking. Complete freak. You know him? Great hair Just a giant Viking complete for you know No

6 5 204 pounds all right play for you see a Cincinnati play for the Broncos was stud with the Broncos But my you know one of my close friends strength Kiddish coach Lauren Landau who still coach for the Broncos I was the biggest freak out team it was dick well fangirls really and i didn't know about the time i knew he was good in college and i looked at him like holy fuck he's like complete freak dude freak so those guys are out there and he's all nanny so fuck off you know i uh i wanted to bring in this this grip strength tester for you why dude i dude? I have it, and I'm not very strong.

bother me. You need a device to tie that? I thought I had strong hands. Don't use my hands enough to say I have strong hands. No, you don't, Brian. No, no. You have real strong hands up there. Yeah, they're real strong hands.

You know what these hands are made for? Fish. It's a tholiger. I'm a tholiger. You're annoying me. Now, I got to get out of here because I have a hundred gallon tank to attend I have to pick it up. Yeah, I have put water in there. Okay. I get the water right put the gravel to coral Yeah, and then put some dangerous fish you would like me yesterday I was at I had my show in Venice and last night We should call me because I was doing such round town. I just I knew you were gonna drive down the rain

Not a joke so I know it's on the road a guy's out there and he's smoking a vape and he's giant man. I go, you're Simone. He goes, I am. He and he goes, can I get a picture? I go, you can. I shook his hand. And I, and I, you know, me and I go, well, that's the biggest hand I've ever felt. For question. I go, what do you do? He is why I played football. You know, his girlfriend said, play at UNL no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, some kind of muscular guy. And then there's jack arm strong all American mustache with like I they got long sleep shirt with the biggest arms and chest but just all put together. Did you fuck all of them or why yet? And then another guy, another guy who's just got that triangle there. Yep, another guy. And I look at them and I know what Navy Seal division

are you guys in? What are are the navy's they start giggling giggling with the navy are yeah they're sealed they're frog men well of course you are well of course you are you should be cool with hey frog men and winked with froggies no frogs but all the girls all the women who are in their thirties and some come off all they were doing was looking at those guys the way you would look at it hot chicken well the way you would look at those guys are no the girls are looking the way you Now now who I person looking at them harder was you yeah now grind to wrap the story up That I'll care about these big guys at your show who fucked who okay? Give me the D. Okay, well because if nobody got

There they want to track it to me if nobody got their Yeah, I don't care. All I? All right, you're right. No one's pants came down? No. Not even yours? Hey, then look at me. I don't care. But I would've said, I would've said to my lady,

I would've said, you're more attracted to those guys. I know, you gotta give your lady up, you gotta offer your lady. Out of respect and also out of self-loathing. It should go for me. Out of the fact, me too. I'm a piece of shit. I don't deserve you, please, sir. We have no have no choice right cuz they could kill with their bare hands. I say hey frogs

They beat me at all the sports, but I'm funny They might be funny Not bad. Maybe seals are fun. Not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not fun. I'm seals are funny. No, no Actually, though, I think maybe seals football players because you work in teams good guys like Social IQ. Yes, you have to Well players. Oh, I'm never a metaphor. But that wasn't high social IQ I learned issues some yeah, there's something that they just They don't they just there's some receivers

Unaligned though problem. No the lines you had the up in a choice The line my social liking. Mainly the skill positions, be a little bit of social best. You can be a wide receiver, you can, as long as you catch a ball, you can job done there, you go through it. And it isn't funny that a lot of the wide receivers are that way.

Biggest Eagles, yeah. They're on island on their own. The biggest problem players sometimes are wide receivers. Am I, we play sometimes with every time. Okay, every time. Yeah. Actually, if you look at think about the NFL Yeah, the NFL, the quarterbacks never ever the biggest Russell Wilson's a nightmare in Denver

Yeah, he has his own parking spot in his own office. Okay, he has more toilets in his house That's what happens when you give somebody that big a contract, but well, they just fired the head coach Yeah, but and your boy won a bet with Uncle Jay. shop. I come on question before we stop about football. Because just Jay, my dad won a group Texas, you know, we're from Denver, Broncos fans. My dad goes before the Rams game on Christmas day, or it might be not Sunday, but either way recently, my dad goes, if the Broncos do this game, just coach get fired, I go absolutely, especially the bad loss. Jay goes, nope, the way to the end of the year.

Medagos want a bet. I put all bet in you any amount of money. If they lose bad today, he gets fired by tonight. Medagos, I'll take that bet with you. I agree, he's in get fired night. Jago's absolutely not the way to the end of the year. I went guarantee he gets fired. They lose whatever 50 to seven press conference.

Literally that night fired. And I'm hoping they get Sean Payton as a coach. Wow. Wow. Or I think you have Deon Sanders coach, the Broncos and the Paul. Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl? The whole month. Is it the Eagles?

Can you go? 49ers. 49ers are my dark horse. With the purdy or whatever the fuck his name is, the Mr. Relevant, because Grapplo got hurt. No, Grapplo, kiddos is tied in, right? Grapplo got hurt, so they have the backup. Oh, right, right, right. They have the backup, Brock Purdy, I think he playing out, I was state, shot down state. And I think they could be like a cool story.

Really? If Debo Samuel comes back, Nick Bosa, who we love, you know that. Well, how about that? How about that? How about that? No, I think not as beat Doss. They play better. I think Doss could do a run, but they always fuck themselves.

Dac just doesn't play great in the playoffs. Eagles are me tough to beat. Yeah. And then from the, from the AFC, you're looking at, I think, bills bills and chiefs. And then you got Minnesota, not a bad team. FedEx guy just yelled FedEx. We're waiting for food. Yeah, all problem players are almost always fucking wide receivers. Divas, because their egos are so big and they don't really have to play the team. They just throw them the ball. Right right out there.

I hate to go back to fish like fish, dude. Just feed them the Q and M. No, no. It's not using fish metaphors. No, everything's about fish. All right, kids, have a great fucking news. Is this our last show for the New Year's sir Well, I want to thank the fans for 2022. Yeah, thanks for being there for us

You're your back full year of your back You know before that. Thank you. Thank you for getting me life. Yeah, we held the fort down and we always do bummer Yeah, we're slowly coming back buddy. We're slowly working our way back I don't know I think the whole point is in everything is you just don't make it about that. Don't make it about Jesus Grace Well, it's about fish All right, we want to know keep your fish You guys know in 2023 this shows solely gonna be about fish fresh water fish fish It is you have the new shows called fighter in the Fish and it's it's only if you have a 50 gallon plus you can contribute

Okay, it's got a huge aquarium fight in the fish. We should put a fish down I'm gonna fish take right here. You're down. Nothing. You're down. be cool. And I just passed and if the guests like how do I do like not great Put your hand in the tank. I'd pull a little bit so we have to wear diapers. Oh, that'd be cool All right kids happy new year enjoy the year go see Brian and Boston Thursday should sold out Friday Saturday go see him Things in San Diego at my drop comedy That's January 5th through the seventh San Diego come see it be a bunch of strong guys there guarantee it Fort Wayne Indiana Summit comedy club also known as Stranger Things. Daniel Florida's January 19th of 21st, Gogestree is right up for Brian

Count, Brian Count.com or FATKZ.com. My tour date kits off next week, January 5th. That's next Thursday Friday Saturday. CES is in town so I'm going to compete with all those tech nerds. So come get some wise guys Las Vegas for the locals. One of my favorite clubs, my boy Keith, he owns Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, runs and people with all those tech nerds. So come get some wise guys Las Vegas for the locals. One of my favorite clubs, my boy Keith, he owns Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, runs that place. So it's probably sure. But Las Vegas, I think Josh Woffe,

make his special appearance with me out there. So he lives in Vegas, love Josh. Absolutely, you have to go to a Josh Woffe. Shout out to Josh Woffe. So that's next week, next Thursday Friday Saturday, first, Torre Day, 2023, the new year, come get some, let's sell it out, wise guys, Las Vegas, then January 20 through 21st, just just two shows Friday,

two shows Saturday, Tampa, Florida, Tampa, improv, I'm in Springfield, Missouri, never been, have no idea where it's at, Naples, Florida, I'm there, February 16 through 18th, that's gonna be an older white crowd, and we're gonna talk about you guys, rating the capital. Bigger's for you, California,

February 23, one I'd only, and then bunch of other torteids thickboy.com for that thick nectar gear everything torteids Go get some happy new years guys. Thanks for truck along with us Especially loyal people out there truck along with us Like subscribe 2023 is gonna be a good year man. We got a fun guest coming up and Just keep on keeping on buddy. You're right, buddy. Love you guys. See you next year. Get it See you next here and thank you go fish. Thanks. No fish not the dolphins

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