The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 859 Steve Byrne

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

Steve Byrne is back and the guys talk being old, Steve getting tipsy with Bert Kreischer before coming on the show, his elevator brawl, Bryan's face after steak and wine, Brendan's deteriorating teeth and much more! Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes we did, cause we back at 8K, it's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. So Steve, I just want to start this podcast out with saying that you smell a little bit like alcohol.

So, I know you weren't drinking this morning. So I'm wondering what's going on. It's like, no, my clock. I thought it was cold. You're not. Hey, you're you're you're. You're like, master's good. Well, brand is heavy drinker and clearly has a problem. Yeah, it's going to be an ugly situation about five years. Yeah, but 100%. But just staking booze. What's going on with you? I don't know you to drink. I don't normally I'm not I'm not a day drink at all but i did christias yesterday

first christian eleven thirty in the morning they go ahead you want an uber i was like what what would i uber they're like you know i i'm like i'll take the uber and you go there at i think i was on for three and a half hours it's just three and half hour just we i think we went, at least like a bottle

and a half, we went through a few different bottles. We finished one of them. I know that. I'm just gonna more talk about it. Whiskey. Oh yeah. Whiskey. Yeah.

I drank my tiger theme a bottle in two days. Yeah. I need more of my guy. I can't keep up to. I have friends. I have an iPad. I did the James and Whiskey tour with Christchurch. That's how we, you know, we knew each other from New York,

but that's when we really started to hang out. And so before the tour started, James and Whiskey sent us each a case. We go to the first gig. It's like me and Billy Gordell and Christchurch and Christchurch is like, anybody else finished their case? I'm like, I haven't even opened it.

Finish the case. Finish the case. He finished the case. He's the most loved. He's the best of all but I have two friends that, if I open a bottle of whiskey like that, ever home, it's gone, and they drink, they will drink the whole thing.

They'll do this. After the fourth one, they start to feel guilty, so they'll take their glass and they go, do we, you know, talk about? You know, it does the well. Maybe one more snifter, and the coach snifter, little taste. Just around things off.

I'm always like, whatever you want to do. But I've had expensive bottles just go by the wayside in one set. I'll finish this or a bottle. I'll go, can you do that? Can you drink a whole bottle with no? No, no, no, not that bad. No, some people can do it. And both my friends are pretty much sober.

Pretty much. You're a wine guy. I'm a wine guy, but that means I'll have two glasses and when I'm crazy, three. Hey, God. What? I mean, brands don't say that. Which, what are you?

What's your drink of whiskey? He's whiskey. Whiskey. Whiskey. If I were to know, Oh, no, I can't. I'm not a bird. I'm not a bird.

No, I'm a gentleman. Like, I'm not a bird. I'm not a gentleman. Like an animal. It went the whole day then. It was like the flood gates were open. And then I was just then I'm at the game for a store. You don't remember doing it? I did, I showed up an hour late

for Georgia Lopez's podcast. Well, that's a problem. That's George Lopez. He is a legend. Legend, yeah. Legend. It was the first time I actually hung out with, couldn't be nicer.

Great guy. Sweet guy. Don't really remember much, just pockets of like, he's cool. Like, see that kept coming through my hand, I'm like, it's really nice guy. Now, do you think he's the same when you love? No idea.

What, just like a Korean water ghost, the blue ant and flew out. One of the great comics, period. One of the great comics. Lopez, well, you know what I think is fascinating about Low Pes, everything that Conan O'Brien was victimized for during that late night war, everything that the media said,

look at what Conan, Conan, it actually did happen at Low Pes, like Low Pes is the biggest casualty of that moment in time with the late night wars, where I totally forgot about that. Well, you know, the whole thing was Conan's gonna be asked to move back and then with Leno, remember, he was, can you go back? Cause when he got back,

I think of the Leno and the Leno's like, actually I'm gonna come back and then they pushed Conan back, right? Exactly, yeah. And then Conan end up getting the boot, right? And so Lopez is over at TBS and his show is by all metrics, like doing really well. He was kind of like breathing a new, kind of like almost like our studio to me, where he was doing these street parties and doing a lot of fun things and inventive things in

the space of late night. And then Conan came over to TBS. So they actually bumped Lopez back. So Lopez, I think with Grace, and it just being a total team player on behalf of the network, absolutely great to have Conan here. He's the lead in. And then Lopez gets bumped back. Then he starts losing viewership,

and then they give him the boot. Yeah. And Conan was the one that, so I think everything that you read about at that time about Conan being the victim, it's like, well actually, that all actually happened. I haven't lost our actual two gig. To Lopez.

Which is Lopez. Lopez actually the one who lost it. Yeah. Apparently Lopez grabbed Rob Williams threw him up against a wall. Really? He said you're doing, you did half my act. Was that Rob Williams that he said that about?

No, I know who you're talking about.'s um oh I was gonna say no no no was it mexia it was yeah was it germic I don't want to throw my right I don't want to beat a dead horse with their I can't remember who it was but I don't think you're being dead horse I don't think anybody's what Kinseneer did this occur at I think it's your question yeah well you know it was free market I was watching I was watching late night. I was watching Johnny Carson. And if you watch that back then,

now that I was just on YouTube runs, my dad was watching that reruns. The best. But what's interesting is that when you watched a movie star, when you watched a movie star, yeah. You watched a movie star show up. Like Frank Sinatra. It was so, but we never, we never heard from them.

You'd see them in a magazine, but all of a sudden sudden somebody like Robert De Niro was on Johnny Carson sure and everybody would tune in to see five minutes of this Mysterious creature sure that lived in Hollywood unicorn you would net now you can see them playing a character You can see the question It will smell like Instagram like making eggs like Now with long form podcast you could never get away with that people that get this phony Then I mean a watch that's why a lot of actors don't see on long form podcast It can keep the act up for so like we don't have a lot of actors on it. No, we've been on before it's like

Hey, man. Yeah, it was some real shit. Yeah, yeah, it's not that interesting. No, there was. We went to a period where we had a lot of actors, it just ended up being. We had a booker's foot. Fucking porn actor. Yeah, I was like, oh, does anybody have a,

no, I want the guys who actually have, that's what you do. I don't want the guy who plays that character. I want the guys who were that character, you know. Sure, yeah. But if you're gonna do it, come as fucking the Joker. Play the joke, I want you to be the Joker and the character for an hour.. But if you're gonna do it, come as fucking the Joker. Play the joke. I want you to be the Joker

and the character for an hour. Yeah, if you're gonna do that, Rhett. Shoot Kalin in the face at the end of the interview. That's right. That's right. Shoot me in the face. Kalin says, one line, just like it's the Joker. Dooh!

Just see a sassual movement. How could do? But that's not to paging hold this, but that's why I called this special the last late night this new hour I have is because it was like an homage to the dying art form that is the late night talk about love to special because Different, you know everyone else is there's only somebody who is gonna do a special I agree. Yeah, first time where it was different and also had a Kind of a tribute to that like late night like that Johnny Carson vibe like you're in a tuxedo. Yeah, I

Can I talk him out of it? Oh, man. I was so I was so into it I know and he said you're so wrong and I was like I know but it might be day I don't know. Nobody wants to see this Dean Martin bullshit Oh, I'm just sitting there. Yeah, well, that's, that's one the special is called Apes are not that complicated. And then you had, yeah. And then we switched also on Amazon together. Also on Amazon, Brian, but now you can like, I'll get based on YouTube.

Apes are still long with man tears, which I never promote. No, I loved it, but I love that time period. Like that's, that's my thing. I wish I was the best. Alive back then. I love promote. No, I loved it, but I love that time period. That's my thing. I wish I was the best. Alive back then. I love it. It's also like, I think that when you have the concept, it's like, then you understand, it's three styles of writing, right?

It's quick one-liners, monologue, storytelling, and then traditional stand-up, which any of us could do, right? But then, I don't think people realize it's like, oh, you're a comic, just go roast them, you're a comic. Go do crowd work, it's like being a comedian doesn't mean you can do all those things, they're all muscles. And so the one-liners, I worked really hard at that with Argus Hamilton, he, I was like,

no, look no further than Argus Hamilton, he's the fucking best. But that's so relevant. This is a throwback. Like those one-lin one liners like those monolikes I like yeah yeah I loved it man to be honest thank you I love it I he's great man what a show relevant he's the best the big deal with because you can talk about all the old school story the best oh who is who is uh who opened for snatcher forever um

Tom treason I I was on a plane with Tom and what a great the nicest what a great guy Tom Tom is still getting up at the left funny. Yeah, still funny still killing it. Oh dude Handsome as it gets and it's just it's a throwback for crush it. Yeah, a little host Crushes he's a killer unbelievable to be you know It I don't know like when I first passed at the comedy store, the old guard were all still there, like all Mitzis guys. And who were those guys when you were coming? Oh, God.

Like, the old guard. I was like, I can't see. Like, oh, God. I, I, Argus has always been there. But Argus was the one that always stayed relevant. Argus kept writing. He was always, keep with times. And then other comics, they were still doing like bush material and like Reagan stuff. I was like, guys, yeah, what the it's 40 years since then. It's crazy. Like you would a anyways. You're old. Hey, man, no, I do. I felt the one last one last time was at the time

I tried to follow guy he did I might say who it is. I'll tell you off here literally up his bill Clinton impression I was like no hey bro. Yeah, I've seen that. I know you're talking about what do you do? Oh, man It didn't go well. I'm like yeah Anything since that wasn't what 90 cents. Yeah, yeah, the fuck yeah, but you got it Yeah, I think the largest thing about stand-up is you've got to break your patterns to you got to just you never gets easy Like it never gets easy. I just went through the worst writers block. I just got out of it I had fucking writers block for six months. I couldn't fucking write.

When you write, you say, no, no, no. Okay, have I done a penguin? Have I done a penguin? That's old shit, and I'm not doing that anymore. I hold, I get in a horse stance. Sure, I get in a horse stance. I take a hemp rope and I tie my genitals to one leg.

It holds the root. I tie the root down. It hurts really bad. It keeps rate of juices. Keeps me honest. Keeps me honest. And then I stay there until I come up with a joke. So it's not easy on my legs.

My lower body is screaming. But you know what? If it wants to keep, stay if it wants to stop screaming, right? A fucking joke. Right guys. Ryan a water board itself. I'll water for myself. Never taste you.

That's right. I pay. a fucking joke. Just a plan. Right guys? Ryan a water board and stuff. I'll water for myself. That's right. I pay guys, I get a bunch of guys at Home Depot, I have them come over to the house, I put a cloth in my head and everybody gets a piss until I come out with a joke. So I really push myself.

I really, really push myself, whatever it takes guys. I'm proud of you. Yeah. So that'll get you thinking of riding real quick. It's next special, next special, this call. It's next'm proud of you. Yeah. So that'll get you thinking of writing real quick, right? It's next special, this whole piss. Yeah. Yeah. These jokes written by Stranger P.

At your age, does your bladder weaken though? Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha. It has nothing to do with your bladder, it has to do with your prostate getting bigger apparently. Oh, I'm pushing. It hasn't happened to me yet, but my dad, we're on the golf course,

just pulls his dick out, starts pissing pissing I go what are you doing? He goes, pain, he has a mouth so my prostate I would do that. I love I love you outside I feel like a real rebel you like a hellzanger why piss outside. Yeah, I love it I'm just gonna piss right hold it you see 48 Asians dude 60 Asians dude 60 Clothes he looks all he looks hot Kalen Like people age like fruit 25 all right things have been tough good 55 really

Kalen you look fantastic at this. Yeah, honestly. Yeah, we do shit But daddy daddy is daddy woke up with a Crazy boner this morning, and I thought I still got you always sells that but you're the last three years You know, that's a good that's a good last few years Followed time went I thought the time hit me You get all you have to more wrinkles on for it like like technology age stress becoming exponential Like you know the next year you can't see,

your eyes are fucked up. So it's just. Right, right. I've always played ice hockey, adult league. And it wasn't until this past season, I was skating my legs just, they just stopped. They go, well, we're done. We're done.

You can't, like, I go 45 seconds on a shift and then my legs just stop. I can't like you I go 45 seconds on a shift and then my legs just stop I can't move that's because you you live on waffle house and you don't really exercise and you decide to play ice hockey once every two weeks and you wonder why your legs are like I don't like you got I'm not. You're still a little lazy. Yeah, you got to kind of, hockey's hard. Yeah, it's a daily maintenance. I jump rope. It's not the same.

It's a daily maintenance. What we're trying to call me when you guys were in Nashville doing the pottings, he's like, you should see Steve's diet. I'm like, yeah, let's eat. And he tells me, I'm like, God, I respect him. Yeah, I eat like an eight-star. You thought I was gonna go bad, I'm like,

man, 1230, well that's what I need. It's a test, because you do the same thing. It's 1230 at night. I'm like, this guy, well that's why I need to talk to you. Because you do the same thing, it's 1230 at night. I'm like, this guy, you and Brennan, you guys, you, I'm really not like that. He'll go to McDonald's at 1230. I just want to go up with a fucking whole thing. I think you did right there.

Just went. He'll eat the whole thing at 12 at night. I'd be like, oh my god, I could never handle that. Oh, but you're, you're, I stay with you and you'll throw a stake on at one in the morning. And a wheel of cheese and like drinking bottle water. Yeah, and you think you're you're I stay with you and you'll throw a stake on at one in the morning and a wheel of cheese and like drink Yeah, you think you're better than us. That's the answer over complain about my face No, I need to fight a stake and drink one glass wine at night now like this you wake up like a sharp head Oh no, I'll wake up at three in the morning like oh what the fuck it's so hot. I'm in the hair

I don't, my body. You can just eat and sleep. But you still work out quite a bit. You both of you guys do. I may have been really sad and stressed, but yeah, I hear you. What is your go-to, your guilty pleasure? Well, it used to be a sweet ice cream

was my number one downfall, but I have real sense of teeth because I was using like that bullshit, like, woe charcoal toothpaste, and it ruined my teeth. Oh, really? It's woe, but yeah, super woe. No, I bought this, Nancy, I know I got from Nancy Pelosi. No, I did.

Nancy Pelosi's husband sold me this toothpaste, and it's just like charcoal, and I was like, oh, this is supposed to be better for you. There's not a lot. Nancy Pelosi's husband, yeah, I sold it, he had toothpaste, yeah. That's all, you had a toothpaste, yeah. That's how he's like a multi-billionaire. That, and he sells underwear and hammers.

Yeah. No, no, but, so I use that weird like hippie toothpaste. Not the Republican toothpaste. No, no, that's has fluoride. That's why everyone's teeth is so white. But, no, I use that toothpaste and then, there's no fluoride. Yeah, the Republican toothpaste the best you use it and you deny our lessons. Yeah Fucking repot. I use whatever toothpaste to say that this is using out, but no, I

Run my teeth. They got like so sensitive so I get it's actually a blessing disguise jokes on you Cuz I can't I look I'm a Nice friends teeth nice try Satan's teeth are such a minefield like and disguise jokes on you because I can't not show. I'm a fan. I'm a fan forever. Nice friends. Nice try. Say friends teeth are such a minefield. Like it's going to be so bad if he doesn't do something. And I mean, what do you mean?

It's done. Oh, you cheer. Yes. His teeth is nice. I thought fuck up. His is a nameless all gone. It's going to be pain, bro. The pain's coming.

Get your own peace of mind. No, no. I got two more weeks block you 20 days I Got 23 days so sick you're in this line I would have done it if you didn't do it. I don't think it's tracking. Oh No, I think it's working. I can see from here. No, the bomb. Teased. It still looks like a city skyline. I can see from here It's a problem. Yeah, but then I'm gonna have them white and yeah, I'm gonna have them that makes a more sensitive manicured

But when you get fitted for the Then you then you were dinner at night you piece when you get that what then you get a real question you piece it You ages piece of shit. Why why is no kid to be you can't be racist. You can't be well transphobic But you can be age phobic. Sorry. Age phobic. I'm gonna just hold on to you. I'm gonna hold you. I just think you said, fuck then, Visline. Just get, then. Soap promo.

Just, no, just get, yeah, I remember that. No, just get veneers. Yeah, you can do that. They look like veneers. When you park in a handicap spot, though, people like, Oh, you get, what am I? When you get out, they're like, yeah, of course, you need it. I do park.

I hate you, park. I never park in a handicap, but I park get, why am I, when you get out, they're like, yeah, of course, you need it. I do park it. I never park in handicap, but I park it legally all the time because I roll the dice. I roll the dice. And once in a while, I get a whopping. I have a hard time worth it. No, don't act like you're bad-ass. You just went on a whole,

you just went on a whole random trip. You're in Vizelot. I know. There's nothing bad-ass about that. I know, I know, I know, fuck. I've just never heard of it. I was like, since you were young, you would eat like that? Like, is that where it comes from?

Because why is the kid in my pants like this? I'll ask you to get the calories. Just keep the calories. Get me through, I'll ask you to get the calories. I'll ask you a question 100%. Ryan Groven, like, you know, I don't know, fucking... I grew up, I grew up around aristocrats. But, you know, traveling like in Iraq and shit.

What did this chef prepare for me this morning? There's no big you do, but for me, my pants are like, dude, whatever you're gonna eat, we're gonna, you know, so fast food all the time. I love fast food. I love it. I love it in and out. I love Arby's.

I love. Arby's so underrated, they're curly friends. Oh my God. The apple turnover. Oh, come on now. God damn it, dude. Hey, hit the showers. Guys, what's up?

What's up, Brian? When you go to the Golden Crayol from 8 to 10. Before he see the Matt Nettie. I don't like this podcast. Googling soft foods. Okay, I love me. I'm just gonna throw my out of your goat's and anow Arby's. I love an anow.

I love pizza. Pizza is probably my go to. I fucking love pizza. Favorite pizza in Nashville. That's a tough one. good pizza in Nashville. That's a tough one. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, that's spent up, but the hat chicken. I mean, that's good. That's my go to. Yeah. Hey, the taco place. What's that

place called? Oh, uh, Mojo Tuckers. That place has got something to say. Brian, by the way, just turn me up. If you want to. That place has got. Keep talking. I'm going to beat you up. I'm going to come to beat you up. Steve has road rage and pick spites. Are you still doing that? Because I don't want you to do that.

What are you talking about? You have to go to your major. But the problem is you'll pick a fight and then get a job broken. I need you to stop doing that with people. That was years ago. I know, but you're a hothead and I've seen you in the car. I've seen you fucking yelling at people. Bruns a hothead, dude, though.

No, not in the car. I'm a hothead. I'll fight. Bruns a hothead. I get angry, but not road rage. I don't do that because I don't know if the guys are gone. Right. If I'm gonna fight, the only time I'm gonna fight is if there was a guy tail getting me

with my children in the car and I was gonna kill him. I was gonna kill him. I was gonna kill him. I waited, I followed him to, I don't want get into him. Did you have any bills aligned in them? I get angry, I think it's aligned in? No, no, and I was younger and I was younger. I was younger, I said to my girl at the time, and I said I'm willing to take the jail time right now.

I'm going, really? No, I was going to do something about it. And then I sloughed him, no I right now. I'm going to go on. No, really? No, I was going to do something about it. And then I slu him. No, I didn't. But I shot him. No, it just didn't work out because I don't want to talk about it. But let's talk about it.

By and was, I'm having a... Listen, there was a time I was going to kill this fucking. Yeah, well, he was tailgating my children in his huge truck, like this far away from my children. Just pull over. Did you just sped up, you think? Huh? Did you just just get out of the way? Right? No. A Ford Fiesta only goes so fast. Yes, and I was I was in a rickshaw. I was pulling it. It's a new year. You're on the road this week, right? I am am I'm on the road. I got I got my day No comedy club in San Diego. That'd be fun, buddy

It's gonna be fun Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm in Vegas this We're painting the end you're in Vegas. I'm in Vegas. Why is this Thursday Friday Saturday? Sin City Tiger thing will be available at all shows, but it sells out fast So make sure you get your tickets early to grab that bottle of tiger thick. So that's biggest this Thursday Friday Saturday. Brian's in San Diego, come get you some. I drop comedy club and then I got Fort Wayne, Indiana after that. Now, look, it's the new year.

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That's audit.com slash FATK. You're welcome. Now let's get back to the program. Hey, you don't seem like you're an angry guy. No, I'm not by nature an angry person, by any means. No, but, look, I think it's like the rare occasion that You know you get poked. It's like you know, it's like zero to 60 But it's it takes so much to get a very fair minded

traditional guy very courteous and I think when yeah, and respectful and I think when somebody is Disrespectful and I think when, yeah, respectful. And I think when somebody is disrespectful, I think when you're Steve A. Lee classic. Yeah, he's a traditional, that's way way, he's a very traditional, he's a traditionalist and very, very cognizant of people's feelings always gives people the better for the doubt.

But when people are dicks or they're rude, usually you step, no you go, that's fine, you don't do anything until, until I think they kind of force the issue and then you see red. You become the anger. Yeah, you become Bruce Wayne. Yes, but not as rich. But I also like, I also like Steve that because Steve isn't going to train into Jiu-Jitsu boxing, but he will fight you right now

Like he will fight you right now No train no training Only eyes no eyes you can't like that well the my my I think I talked about but the best fight ever I was ever in was the black guy in the elevator and I pulled the shirt over his head hockey style hockey style Yeah, and I was like he definitely doesn't know hockey Well, you are with a racist style. Hockey style, yeah. And I was like, he definitely doesn't know hockey. Oh, what? Well, you are with a racist girl, right? She's a racist. Oh, yeah, she dropped the N-bum.

Yeah, well, yeah. That's a girl. Like girl? Yeah, yeah. Were you just standing there, she dropped the N-bum? Like, whoa! Who the fuck? Who the fuck?

Who does that? Yeah. Who does that? You're a giant asshole. Who does that? Yeah. Yeah, we in 1950, you fucking, I'd be like, but wait, why do Jesus, what is just out of the blue?

So I think, I don't know if I, I told the story on the, but basically I was with Sebastian, we met some girls after show. This is years ago, we're both single back then. We all hook up, I say I'm gonna walk the girls to their car, the girls in the elevator, and in the lobby there's a guy holding the door open, and he's with four or five other guys, so he's a black guy, and so it's obviously partying into the story. So basically he's talking or

talking or talking or trying to get her number, trying to get her, I'm not giving my number, I slip under his arm, I'm like, all right guys, I told her to get, yeah, but it's, have a good night. Yeah, let's wrap this up. He's not, I'm Patrick's Waysie in Ghost, I'm not there, I'm a specter. So he keeps talking, or, come on girl, come on, give me your number, give me, she's like,

I'm not giving you my number, you, and then she dropped it. Jesus. He walked into the elevator, the door shut, he goes towards her, and I'm like, number, you, and then she dropped it. Jesus. He walked into the elevator, the door shut, he goes towards her and I'm like, oh, fuck, now I gotta, so we both grab each other. And it's one of those things, it's an elevator. Like, this is make a break, right? Shirt goes over the head, pop, pop, pop, pop,

goes down, chill, dog, chill, chill, chill, dog, chill, that's one of your, I don't know. And by the way, if I have an urban lingo, chill, dog, chill dog, chill. That's one of your own. I'm out of an urban lingo. Chilled dog, chill home. By the way, we knock the elevator off its moorings or something. So now we're stuck.

I'm hitting them. Sarah smiles by hall and oaches playing. So anytime I hear that song, I've like PTSD and a time in a Walgreens or CBS. So I'm so, so then he gets back up and he pulls a shirt over and I'm like, brace myself against the wall. I'm like, the girl's crying. I'm like, he's gonna come at me again and he's staring at me.

He's looking at me. He's like, the fuck and I go, here he comes and he goes, we want B.T.'s comic view. I'm like, yes, I was. He's like, you did the Bruce Lee. I'm like, fuck yeah. Hell yeah, dude and Then we started talking and he was super cool. I

Didn't remember that part of the story. Yeah, be up the girl Then we I foot-toward her But then then then we hear the elevator go blah and we go back to the lobby Soon as the door is open his boys Russian pop in, pop, pop, pop, shirt ripped. I'm bleeding here. I'm bleeding here. He goes, no guys, guys, job job. He's on the comic room.

Remember Bruce Lee? They go, oh shit. And then they all take off. The lobby guy, the hotel guy says, I just called the cops. The girl is crying. I want nothing to do with this fucking girl. And I'm standing in the lobby, bleeding shirt ripped. Sebastian Maniscalco comes out of the business center

and he's just holding a cappuccino, goes, the fuck, cappuccino, you guy? I'm literally two minutes. The whole thing happened and like, it was crazy. The fuck happened to you? What? What? What?

He just left? He didn't even say what. What? What happened? What happened to you guys What? He just left? He didn't even say what? What? He's not a bitch. What happened to you guys? It's crazy. Fighting. Fighting.

Aren't you embarrassed? Oh for sure. Yeah. Oh my god. He's the best. What a great story. I got in a fucking elevator with these Russians. And they said, you must break you.

And I said, guys, and I dropped this. It's not an eight-foot flight. Well, I dropped a smoke bomb. And here we go. Yeah, there we go. And then there's a time with that. Oh, I don't see nothing. I don't see enough.

And I went to work. I went to work. I went to work because the smoke rises and then I go low. Yeah. And I go with my little, I don't know, I have a small stedetto. Yeah. I just, what is that?

Oh, it's a Spanish restaurant. And I, and I, and I cut their Achilles. And I go, not going to do sports for a while, guys. Yeah. And then they all fall down. And they all fall to the ground. Then I just walked out. Wow.

So that's my story. What was the last fight you've been in, Brian? I don't know. Long time ago. Yeah, yeah, I don't I will avoid 20s who fights I'll avoid cell phones out there. I don't call my god. Can you imagine? That's why I know it's a current event That's I like with the Dana white stuff. It's like bro. You know everyone has you're so famous Yeah, you know everyone has cell phone. Yeah It's just it's you know, you know, he's a smart dude. Dana's a very smart guy like you know everyone has cell phones. Yeah It's just it's you know, you know, he's not he's a smart dude. Dan is a very smart guy like you know I don't know you walk in it. You have you not seen this no I haven't seen this. Oh, okay

So that's his wife they've been together 26 years. Oh, no, so he says I'm his wife I think he said I'm gonna pay for answers and she went oh, I'm a Bren job. Oh Slafter oh And then there's like oh no see that kick is where it gets fancy He said, I'm gonna pay for answers. And she went, oh, I'm a Brenn jobless. Oh, and then he slapped her. Oh my God. And then there's like, oh no. See, that kick is where it gets dicey. Right? She's crushed.

So this is all over. That's, that's husband and wife shit that I, you know, apparently they were like, we're fine. We were both drunk. We apologized to our kids moving on. So. And hour later they're banging. Yeah, I mean, they've been, they've been, oh I know. He took it up with our kids. That's why, later, they're banging. Yeah, I mean, they've been,

they've been, oh, I know. He took it up with our kids. That's why, yeah, like I post that and I went, listen, I made a joke about it, but I said, all jokes aside, I like the way he handled it. And I'm like, hey, my wife and I, we're drunk, we addressed it with the kids.

Please, this is a private matter. I should have never hit a girl. And that's like, all right, I get it. The only, this is my thing with this and I don't Want him to lose his job, but I don't think you should take a leave of absence from the U.C But can you name any other person sports where if this was caught on tape say say Jerry Jones for the Dallas Cowboys it was caught doing this name another person in a major sports league who could have this evidence Why for not?

And would still have a judge. Well, I would say that he's been married for, I don't know how long, they made this marriage work for this long. They had a TIFF, it was public. They both said we love each other, we're a family, fuck off, we're moving on. And I think most of us, all of us go,

that's a marriage, that's been working for a long time. I'm not, you know, for me out of respect. It's like, you guys handle your business and it's too bad we caught it on tape, but it's like, I'm not gonna say anything. I think if she came out and said, yeah, she's never done this before, which I don't believe.

But, you know, well, I mean, I don't know what to believe. I mean, I think they, well, first of all, she hit him first. She hit him first. So my guess is, I guess it's a physical sometimes in that relationship. And there are relationships like this. It gets physical. Women can be very physical with men too.

They get angry that express themselves that way. It's a problem. The guy reacts that this is, this is what happens in many marriages in many relationships and that's the fact I agree with you but I'm just saying that that kind of stuff will happen but it feels like they've been married for when you've been married that long. You got kids 26 years. No only chosen third 12. Okay, that's a long time.

I'm not about to say, fuck all, I'm gonna let them handle their business. It sounds like she's there, he's there, and they know what they're doing. I'm not saying that, be honest. Again, I don't justify a man, and a woman in any circumstance, whether they hit first or not.

My question is name another figure, popular figure in sports. Yeah. Where that video could be shown, and they have a job. Go, I would say this. May weather. I would say when you watch, no, I would say this. There's degrees.

There's no video though. Right. But, Bubba, you ask you this. So when you watch that, who is that running back from the Falcons, hit his girlfriend in... That's where he lose. I'm sorry, rice break. Oh my God, and that's what I'm talking about. I saw, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Swung your arm and tried to fucking take her head off. Yeah end of story. Sorry. Yeah, you know, you played again

Yeah, yeah, that was Dan and got hit He hit and it was this bang bang. They both tapped each other here and then it got into a scuffle Well, he pushed it down, but I think it's a scuffle. We we all like all the scope That's not Wack or punch there are degrees to this shit. It was a freshie. There are degrees.

There's a wake up call. She hit him first. You know, it was a reaction. They're drunk. We've all seen this in bars, by the way. Everybody's seen that shit in bars. I'll tell you right now, you see it in bars. I don't know if that happens in a bar.

You should come to New York, that happens in a bar. That guy is getting pounded by eight dudes. A hundred percent, at least in my crew, for sure. Absolutely, he's not making out of there. Yeah. But again, my question, you gave the right advice. Yeah, I think.

It's not surprising is what I'm saying that he got a, he essentially got a pass because he and his wife came together and said, we're a family. We talked to our kids. We don't know if we got a pass. Okay. This is new. This is this week. What are they going to do? I think to his benefit is that Buffalo Bill, you watch football, that Buffalo Bill's players, you know, he basically died in the field that resuscitated him after six minutes. We never had something like that happen. They canceled the game. That's in the new cycle. So this got buried, you know, and Daniel should be thinking as lucky

stars. Now the MMA community and the world I'm in obviously it's big news, but the new cycles all about the bill safety hamlet. It's all about that. My only, I'm concerned, I actually did the private issue. I don't think you should ever hit a woman. There should be some display action taken, whether it's, he misses two pay per week. I don't know what they're gonna do. But he's also kind of like a renegade, right?

He, he, he, he doesn't play by the rules. I think there is also that kind of, I think like, I don't know how he handled everything during COVID. He went off the grid. He kind of came out against a lot of things. I think, I think he has this kind of like persona where I'm not saying it negates it or it lets it be acceptable

but If two guys if a guy hit a guy and a guy hit hit hit the guy back, right? I'm not gonna be having a conversation right would be like oh fuck you got hit Okay, now this is a man and a back, right? We have an conversation, right? We'd be like, oh, fuck, you got a hit. Okay. Now this is a man and a woman, right? Right. Small and fee. And the woman hit him first.

Yes. Merit. You take it though. Yes. I understand dude. I've taken that. Yeah. Okay.

We all have. But what I'm trying to say is that in this world of equal rights, we should also be talking about her who initiated that. If we're also be talking about her, who initiated that. If we're gonna talk about Dana, let's talk about his wife too. No, that's a big difference between a woman hitting a man and a man hitting a man. There's a big fucking difference. Personally, I that's why I also don't think biological males should be in female sports.

Personally, it's probably 230 pounds. Well, that's on on steroids to your point. And that's my point. Yeah, to your point to my point, you know, like I I I agree with that, but if we're gonna talk about the narrative out there, let's talk about both of them. Sure. That's important. Anyway, we've I love to know what he said though. Oh, it's good to talk about. Yeah, we've been to this the fucking new cycle. Yeah, we need you.

I never heard of that and that happened near his day, right? Or near his cycle. Yeah, we need you. I never heard of that. And that happened near your day, right? Or near your Zeeve. That's what it said. It's a very, that's a New Year's party. It got in Mexico. Cabo San Lucas. That's best punch I've ever seen thrown in a bar was a woman on a man and fucking girlfriend boyfriend,

saying Patty's Day, at Peter Egg Manaces, I think. It's on 17th Street in New York City, right? And Manhattan, and I, when I, you're gonna think I'm kidding I saw 17 fights and and I remember it was 17 because it was on 17th Street, right? And I remember and I remember I don't know if that bar's still there, but um fucking uh the woman just the guy gets in there, they're talking and he gets in her face and she just went she went it was so perfect. Biggest shit clear, a softball player went and just turned, cracking his head went,

woo, look at that. Really? He was huge, too. His head went this way, and he grabbed her, and they went into it, and the bartender was so bored with it, he was like this, he goes, guys, come on! He said bad, he says all the day. That was it. Fuck that. Back to his Dana thing, what I find interesting, again, I, you know, I don't want to lose his job in any facet.

There, there, there can be some discipline. You're just talking about WME and, um, ESPN Mickey Mouse who, you know, Mickey Mouse, you know, they don't play any games. So they'll get to it. I'm just curious what they're going to do. But he's made a lot of enemies. He yet won't. I'm sure. But he's on the left on the left. And so this is this is going to be it.

They'll get to it. Yeah. Once this NFL news cycle, they'll get to it. You know, I pray to guy didn't lose his job. You ever been hit by one? Yes. But hold on. My thing is is I want you to realize how powerful Dana White is. I think you're one of these acknowledges. ESPN. Now ESPN right now is running a story on the head coach of the U.S. Men's soccer team that there was an altercation with his wife. Ready? 30 years ago, where he kicked her in the legs. They're covering that. But didn't cover what happened on New Year's Eve with Dana White who is

One of the faces of his family. I want you to realize how far his net is casted It might be a little bit different, but because there's a big difference if your wife Comes forward and says 30 years ago. He beat the shit out of me or kicked me in the legs If that's the case that's very different because what happens is now in social media, the victim of domestic crime, whatever it is, has the story and you get a statement. So just know that there is a difference. In this case, his wife and he together came forward

and said, this happened last Saturday. I know. I know that one happened 30 years ago and it was, you gotta know the fact of the story know it happened 30 years ago and it was you got to know the fact of the story It happened 30 years ago, yeah, and if they were trying to they were trying to blackmail the coach and he came out and was like hold on 30 years ago. Yes. I kicked my wife in the leg My point is is that is currently a running story on ESPN not Dana white which last Saturday running story on ESPN, not Dana White, which last Saturday slapped and threw his wife down to the ground and kicked her.

Is that not strange to anybody in this room? Foxes and Covenant. ESPN's not Covenant. I never heard of it until today. How insane, and Dana is one of the most famous men on the planet. I'm just saying that's how powerful he is Which is impressive. It's impressive to be honest. It's impressive He's the face of the sport. He's the most famous guy. Yeah, he's more famous than any fader He's yeah, remember fighters come and go. Yeah, one constant the the two most famous people in the UFC are not fighting

It's Joe Rogan and Dana White right the guys who don't fight I don't think it's a problem because it makes sense. One owns it and he's very outlandish and he's the reason why the sports are where it's at. And then also for Joe Rogan, he's the best sports come back, come to him all the time. And he obviously has the biggest platform in the world. So he's on fear factors. So it makes sense. I don't think it's, it's not their fault. There are more famous than the fighters. Just what it is. But the point is the guy who is the face of the organization has this recent video Who's trying to fucking blackmail this coach? What was that about? I don't bring you you have a story 18 years old

What's the coaches I didn't say was 18 or a year's old? That's what I said. Oh, you found it. Yeah, the other time but so I think he came out to get in front of it Yeah, this is what happens people will you use their time. He's the center of the can to block that. He made a kick in his then-girlfriend future wife in 1991 when he was 18. Give me a fuck. This is crazy. I'm sharing this story after three one years

because it's important I understand it was an event that shaped me but doesn't define me. It was a single isolated event over three decades ago in terrible decision made in a bad moment. By an 18-year-old, as a team we emphasize accountability, honestly, and growth, those are just principles principles we still instill with this team. Tyler, my life. I'm surprised that's even a stole out because he was being blackmailed

and they knew, they knew right there that any story, no matter how old, will fucking ruin you. Not true. If business find it properly. To your point, Dennis, 100% true. It's 100% true. It's 100% true. Dana, no, but for the most part, absolutely. Yeah, you know.

But he's also extremely media savvy. I mean, if anybody knows. Dana, the most, the most media savvy. I think he- You don't want to fight with that guy. I think he would know how to, you know, handle the optics of this. I don't think he needs to.

He takes the key, he meets the bull the halfway man, that guy I'll fucking, he'll be right there, right there on your face, right there on your face. I mean, I don't know, we're getting too much good. I think he calls, because he has heavy influence with Fox, he used to work at Fox, heavy influence with the SPN, are you telling you story of the blow your dick off

about the SPN in Disney, going that Dana, he calls him and goes, hey, here's what's going on, we're not covering this, right? You got it? Right. It just tough for me. It is being covered, not by the SPN in Fox, but it is everywhere. He was on the way.

By the way, to your point, he was on TMZ, but TMZ handled it in such a way that, it's like they made a deal how to make the story come out and Dana was on the TMZ and they were kind of like cool to each other is a little weird. I'm just saying it is my up to and I'm glad he's okay. Name one other person and professional sports that could get away with it. I would love to hear it Steve. Yeah. You know sport. Yeah. Why do you have a Pittsburgh Stealer hat on? Because I like the Steelers. Yeah. I'm from Pittsburgh. Yeah. That's what you have to say. Yeah. Okay. Just curious. I'll say it. I'll say it. Are you Pittsburgh bro? Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Take it easy. That's a good. What happened?

Nothing. Yeah. What's up? I'm here. I'm sure you're a sports fan. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure you're a legit one. You know there's a lot of stuff coming here. Yeah. Like, oh, you're a stainless, you know, Cardinal's fan. Let's go to your steam. Give me something. What do you think? What's going on with Tam tomorrow hamlin here? They said there's signs of improvement. That's the last thing I heard. Is he breathing on his own? They have to turn see I this gets dicey

and I want to give my real opinion on it, but it's I know I know you're going to say it gets in the weeds. I know you're going to say all I'm going to I'm not going to mention anything about that stuff. What I'm going to say, it's okay for the public to ask questions of all these young athletes having hard issues. Cause if my or her diet is, whatever you want,

whatever, I don't give, I don't give a fuck what it is. Whether it's 13 fast food, whatever it is. It's okay to go, hold on. Why are some of these young professional athletes falling over having hard issues now? What's going on here? Then people go, oh, you're just anti-vit, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm literally just asking the question. I'm not, it's not a left or right thing. I'm just,

I'm just curious why these young athletes all the center having these issues. That's it. But in that moment, right, it was, it was the shock, right? The trauma of, of literally, it wasn't about it. It wasn't about hit. He did the hitting. He said way worse hits, man. I've seen way worse. But the helmet, his helmet drove right in his chest. And that's what they're saying. Correct.

And that, I guess it's happened to WWF guys before, where they slammed and they fallen their chest. Right. And that, you just want to make sure you didn't get any brain damage from a lack of oxygen going to his brain. Well, they said he is going to have lung damage. He is?

And then there's this gentleman, he's on a Cleveland sports show. He broke it down. He's like, here's the real issue. So he was, I think he was a sec-round draft, I think. Sixth round, I think. Was it six? But either way, so his contract, he's like, it's right over a million dollars, with the $850,000 bonus,

and then he's contracted like 120, whatever. And he's saying how this kid's not set, and in order to get compensation, so you get money after retirement, it's played four years. They should have played four years. And he broke down everything that the NFL pays out, like with the CT rule that you know,

that was a huge issue. Yeah. They've only paid six, six percent of the former athletes, only six percent of all those athletes in football who have CT real CT, they're only paid six percent of what they're supposed to pay. But then the optics are, does the NFL,

the NFL's got to cover these expenses, but then you open Pandora's box, right? It's like, well, you fucking did that. It's gonna be, to your point, you know, how many thousands of guys that are former employees that are like, what the fuck? I'm sitting here, I've been filling out the paperwork, I'm reaching out to you guys,

there's been no support whatsoever. So I think to your point, it'll be interesting to see what the NFL... So did they have to cover it? Of course. Well, here's my thing think the cover is expensive, but what about like, he screwed? Like, you know, let's say he's made, I don't know,

1.5 million after it taxs, you're screwed. And you've decade your life to professional football and then this horrible incident happened like you're fucked. And then with social security, like guys that can't walk or whatever they have issues, 15%, the less than 15% of the NFL apply for social security got it, less than 15% of that 15% Social Security. They can't walk. But you have to wait. Sure, Social Security are Medicaid. No, Social Security after you're 55. So you need the

government to go, yep, you disabled. But Brian, the NFL, you walk us through that because you're telling us that. But the NFL goes, goes hold on the government doesn't know what they're doing even though they're experts When it comes to disability we have our own in-house team who's gonna make sure you're disabled even though the government goes Yep, this guy's over 55 can't walk can't talk whatever you you guys should be paying them that I'll go No, we'll take it from there. They have their own board that you have to see, and they approve less than 15%. And that it used to be $5,400 a month they paid. They've lowered that to 3,000.

You mean the very league that denied that CTE existed? Yeah. These guys are on track. Okay, good luck with that. Yeah. No, no, that's crazy. So there's poor handling guy. It's like, oh, dude, even if he comes out of this, you don't think I'll play again?

We don't know. I don't know how bad it is. From that six minutes of CPR, you know, those ribs are broken. You know, there's lung down. She's not playing this year. Fuck. Jesus.

Heavy shit. Fuck, dude. That was surreal to watch though. Absolutely surreal. Yeah, it was awful. It had to take the camera off and then the commentator was like, it's so sad. I thought I'd cry in the whole time. It was like, but even when the ESPN said,

it's like just cut away. We don't, what do we, oh, I was like, why is it taking so long to cancel this game? Just stop. What is happening? And then I felt the camera was like, we, because the,

I think they were worried he was gonna die. They were waiting to see what the fuck was really going on, right? No, because they put them in an ambulance and got them out of there. Yeah, because they put them in an ambulance, they got them out of there. But they waited a certain amount of time, so his mom could come from the stadium,

which makes the ambulance. Yeah. Which is, I don't know what's going on there. But then the rumor came out on social media, like the NFL officials told the teams, both head coaches and the players, say you have five minutes to warm up, then we're back to business.

And the coaches and the team were like, fuck you. We're not playing. There's no way we can play. How do you play? But then I felt like, I was like, no, we never said that. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you play.

I mean, you're just fucked. You're fucked. Well, you saw everybody on the sideline. I mean, they look like absolutely stunned. Shocked. We never seen anything like that. Yeah, never. I hope you don't see it again.

Oh, people come skip bailiffs right now. Skip bailiffs. Yeah, this is you're getting canceled. People come for this dude. So he put no doubt that NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game. But how this late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season outcome, which suddenly seems so irrelevant. Dude, but this is what lot of work. That's what he does. So watch this. So the next, so he'd post that, people are so mad at Skip, right, they're trying to cancel them forever, right?

Next he'd post that. So what is that? What night is that? Was that money night football? Was it? So Tuesday, him and Shannon Sharp do on the speed. They've had issues before. Watch this. I watched it. Let's go, Jay, thank you. him and Shannon Sharp do on the speed they've had issues before watch this I

watch it let's go Jay thank you I said overrun in Shannon Park's ways to skip bailiffs oh 103 months I don't know skip had issues before though because skip started making fun of kind of Shannon's career compared to time and video and Shannon was like what the fuck like, oh, this is all just, you know, it's fake to do this for the people. I'm like, I don't think so. There's clearly an issue there. That's what he gets paid to be, he's there to start fires. That's skip bail. The same thing with God, who's the other guy? Stephen, I spent, I mean, they're throwing bombs all the time. They're there to be controversial. And so skip bailiffs, you're all thinking,

oh, this is uncomfortable for him. It's another day at the office, I'm sure. Yeah. I agree. Is it? He said way worse. I think so. I think that was even that bad of a thing. It was just bad timing. Then you get in trouble for tweeting out of skip. You're the man and stuff, but it was. I know he had a brand new account. Yeah. Someone's like, uh, stars so embarrassing. Yeah. It's on birdie camp Star's so embarrassing. He had his own birthday camp. It was like, skip. I think you're the only thing great on Fox or whatever. But it was from his account.

And someone's like, Hey, skip. You forgot to use your burn of account. Ah, that's embarrassing. He's all, you're the man's skip. Like, oh, God, that is so funny. I don't know. What do you think of his tweet? I, I, he's definitely not more stuff. to he did say in it is these point it's like

It's kind of his gig dude. Well, it's like well I thought I watched that Shen I watched him comparing him Tom Brady which I thought was obnoxious as fuck Cuz Shannon Sharpe is a Hall of Famer. I'm from Denver brother. He's on the ring of fame. He vegan Thank you the guy in this was leaders go? Yeah. One of the greatest of all time. And Skip Bales, I know, was a pro athlete and one of the greatest football players of all time and also he's the gymthorpe of fucking Colin Taylor. But like, Skip, you don't know what the,

like that was so obnoxious to me. Like I watched that and I was like, God, you're such a dick. Like I don't know what you're trying to do. Maybe it's a way to get ratings and we're all talking about it. But so that tweet itself feels like he said, he said, how do you cancel a game,

just late in the season? But it all does seem so irrelevant. So I thought that was a, I just think it was that bad. Yeah, I was surprised to have that. I'm always the grab. I'm just sensitive to it. And I was like,

oh, it's done way worse than this. I think it's a accumulation of everything he's done because he's a huge LeBron hater. Oh, I think so, you know, obviously, again, to this point, that's his job. So it's like, even he smits such a big, douse cowboy's hater. So once they see a little chink in the armor, that onslaught comes, man.

Yeah, of course. So with the hamlin stuff, like, now's our time. It's like, man, he's done way more. Yeah, but that tweet, he did say, you know, how do you cancel a game this late in the season? But that all seems so This late in season the game with this max is crucial to regular season outcome Which suddenly seems so irrelevant meaning he is putting hamlin above

What we're just tweets after that, isn't he? He was he was yeah, he was respectful. Wasn't that respectful? I don't think it was that bad. Now, you gotta realize this too. But in this day and age of victimhood, this is an opportunity to go, what the fuck? Get them. You're exactly. But here's the other thing is,

you know why Shant Shops on the show? No. It's your biggest single hand, I was like, this is the guy. Okay. This is like he Obviously, it's a cherry Chair right like that. This is I mean one of the toughest kids to get in sports Because remember he left the SPM with Stephen Smith came over here and then hand picked

Shannon Sharp to give him this huge platform. Yeah, so it's and here you guys nothing is more important These young men's health that is the point of my my last weight I'm sorry if it was misunderstood but it's helped as all it matters I mean and he's there you go that that's cool. I mean, I I accept that from skip bailess I mean, I don't you know what I'm saying. I mean he explained his tweet. I think he was saying that I think Shannon wanted to take it down and he's like I'm you know, he's standing Yeah, I don't know fuck Like, you know, he's standing, yeah, I don't know, fuck. It's funny.

What do you say? No, I mean, I understand why he doesn't want to take it down because I don't think it's that bad. Actually, it's not that bad. Yeah. Also, we know how it goes when you apologize for things. It doesn't get you out of the water. No.

They go, oh, we can give him to apologize? Yeah. And then especially when you're making hot takes all the time, dude. Man, Shannon's an emotional guy, too, but I think he was just still pissed about that fucking Brady thing I think he's pissed about all of it because you gotta remember it's like Again, and I'm nothing compared to Shannon Sharp. He's all the favorite. I won't be in the Hall of Fame The UFC but it'd be like you you know, doubling down on something being super insensitive to some like UFC

Situation and then talking shit to me on here I'm like the fuck are you right? It's an ad hominer down like like a personal tag you ruffle in high school. Yeah Hold on but I rest I do a little wrestling now. No, you know, but you don't say but let's get bailess Was even a good high school that's basketball play right? Well, that's right. I'm sure but his brother's won the grass all time He's won the grass all time dude It was so this was such a leader so he was the captain the Denver Broncos when they won the super two super rolls He went to both were one super Ray Lewis was on that team Edward was on that team Jonathan Ockman was on that team Jamal Jamal options. Yeah, dude. He was the leader on that team. That's not bad think about that

Alpha. He is it's like when I showed up today was the leader on that team. That's all about that. Think about that. That's how alpha he is. It's like when I showed up today. You guys get it. I do. I was like, I don't know. You're the shanest sharp in this fucking video. And you're skid bales. What?

I mean, with your back row. Why do I have to be skid bales? You have the same athletic crew. Not hot. Same hot takes. Not really, I wish you did. I wish you did. I wish you did.

I wish you did. I can't make a fist. I wish you did. I wish you did. I wish you did. I can't make a fist. I wish you did. Yeah. Yeah. But I think Skips is a accumulation of just all that shit talking then. Obviously, if you're a LeBron fan, whatever Chen fan now is the time you draw the brakes of

the camel's back, yeah. That's it. But I don't think it's going to make their back. Fox is pretty, you know, they paid him so much money. But this is, this is it. We're talking about him right now. This is what they want at the end of the day It's what he looks at that clip got 6.4 million views

Yeah Kind of a lot What else you're chin hot dick the Logan Paul Scam concerns people thought that he was actually scamming using something called crypto zoo There's a guy what Shop coffee coffee. No, I made this whole thing about it. Yeah, so Logan Paul responded to that You made a seven minute video. I didn't watch it But he goes in he said you still posted the Famous or a hippies fully knowing that I was innocent

Just you could enrich yourself in your ten million dollar studio sharp ten million dollar studio. Okay, I'm stupid But deeply on ethical, dangerously misleading and illegal, Paul says in seven minute long response video published on Tuesday ads here. I said, just use the money you got from pumping your Patreon to hire a good lawyer, you're gonna need it. Interesting. Whoa. Yeah, if Logan's actually innocent of this stuff, you know, he was, how do you know what's

going on? You should go after the other guy. Well, my understanding is he bought, they bought a bunch of tokens. I just, this is my understanding. I'm a micron. They bought a bunch of, they created a bunch of tokens. They bought them.

And then the, it was based on a game that kids could play. And then they started talking about this token that allows you to play this game. The problem was there was no game or the game didn't work. I don't think it's a game. It says, I'd rather you break down fucking football than talk about the...

Tampa 2 Zone defense in crypto. Yeah. It's a really fun game that earns you money. Yeah, but so... He's saying it's game, but it's not like like I think he's being accused of a pump and dump this crypto Crypto zoo is like he designed it to be a game like that's why and in the coins you get an egg and you hatch an egg into an animal And then you can breed those animals to make more animals So you just selling eggs, yeah's crazy. You're selling eggs.

You'll sell the NF2. Okay, but what I'm saying is that is he selling game more stuff? Wait, wait, wait, he's selling, but if you're selling the eggs that you previously own, you create somebody engineers these eggs. Now you and your team own already.

Thousands of them. Thousands of eggs on the open market now. Then four months later you go to the public and say, by the way, these eggs are awesome by these eggs. The price goes up and then you can sell your eggs. That would be, I think, what he's being investigated for or is that what the accusation is. And then that's not the case.

I'm just kind of exaggerating what exactly his... Because Crypto King is the one who's kind of talking about this, his partner in this was, the coffee zilla was getting all his information from Crypto King, right? Was an agenda against Logan, right? Yeah, and who also made a lot of money himself. So Crypto King apparently bought,

the idea was that according to coffee zilla, Crypto King bought a lot of these, a bunch of these got bought and they didn't know where they were and it turned out it was crypto king bought them. Yeah, right? Is that, am I running so far? And Logan and one other person are the only ones that haven't sold any of these coins.

And that guy sold his before, they're all so cashed out already. So that guy's the one who made the money, but Logan never sold his you never sold him Yeah, I thought he made 40 million dollars or something shit not off that Okay, Logan said he lost money so far into making this crypto thing Okay, feel old yes

I'm glad to hear that shit because I like Logan Paul I love I was worried that it was to come out as this terrible thing, but again, people listen, you know, a lot of people don't like Logan Paul. So now this is the thing you know, he did the dead body and the Japanese Japan force. There's another mistake. Get them. This guy's the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, any opportunity then. Yeah, I'm on man. But so savvy, incredibly intelligent, understands the landscape. Yeah, really hard worker. What else you got, Jen? All right, this is sad news.

We actually brought up this video in not too long ago. Ken Block is that really hell yeah, he's a super famous driver. Yeah, dude, I was trying to get him to a best tub with him. It passed away. Yeah, in a snowboard basket. What the fuck? Superman, it's like the second snowboard bill,

snowplower accident with, you know, pretty high levels, little people. So, yeah, I guess he was snow bowling and a snowmobile. Snowmobile, and then it went up somehow, and then it upended and then it fell on top of him. Yeah. And he survived so much.

Like, he's a wild dude. He's drifting in Vegas, we watch. Like, watch him. So, public safety announcement, my buddy is the Runsie catastrophic injury, so much like he is a wild dude drifting in Vegas. We watch like watching. Yeah, so public. Sure. I was public safety announcement. My buddy is the runs the catastrophic injury institute at West Virginia Hospital.

And every time you see a spinal cord injury, literally, I'm going down the hall. People will never walk again, ever walk again, ever walk again, people will bring that. ATVs doing exactly that. ATVs. It's going too fast. So, mobile meals, snowmobiles, ATVs, all brand it. ATVs doing exactly that. ATVs. It's going too fast. Oh, shh. Snowmobile, snowmobiles, ATVs, all that shit.

Go in the air and it comes down on you. That's so heavy. And dude, and it breaks people's necks and backs all the fucking time. He literally was like, I couldn't believe it. I was like, how are they making these things? How are these things legal? Go put a cage around them, which they do now. Wow. Well, I just seen this, uh, this documentary, it came out years ago,

the, the crash reel about, um, God, I forget the guy's name, uh, it really touted snowboarder. It was Sean White's competitor for many years. And, um, they were talking that they're, you know, when it comes to like X games and all that stuff, they're not like regulating and and saying guys, this is too high now. Yeah, like we've got to stop doing this and because The escalation keeps going and going and going and going further and further I Friccote what's the guys? Crashwell there it is. Yeah, that's a Kevin Pierce. Okay, Kevin first fantastic documentary

But it's he obviously he got he got waxed on a half pipe and no he he he was generally like banged up and thinking you're not going to walk again and his just life was changed after it and it was, it just documents his recovery and he's functioning now. He, his memories foggy, there's a lot of issues that obviously brain trauma. What are you doing like the big ears, grass? Yeah. They keep pushing it. They keep pushing it.

They keep pushing it so that you literally have, there's no regulation. Yeah, that's the X games, right? I'm going to flip my motorcycle. What? I'm going to my motorcycle. What? I'm gonna flip it twice. Excuse me. Have you seen, like, just watch the videos of what they do on mountain bikes now. When they, when they, they're just on a mountain

on a crib out and they're doing shit. When they have a camera on the trails like this. It's so insane. Yeah. But you did some mountain biking for a while, right? I was still mountain biking. Those high level guys. This is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. I can't ride to buy. It's so stupid. I don't like to ping a can. You've never seen that. It's so insane.

Yeah, POV with the GoPro on there. Yeah, literally they fall. It's game over. It's game over. I like those sheep that climb the mountain but they're on bike They're also like where you go? But I'm gonna jump I'm gonna land over there. Yeah, just barely insane the anxiety from just watching a go pro Fuck you. It's not for me. It's like that The big surf videos Yeah, I don't like when they jump between buildings and if you fall well you fall for a long time Fuck you. Even the squirrel suits, I don't fuck with any of that.

I don't know. I'm not interested. It makes me too nervous. Here's, what's, again, snow accent. Jeremy Rennard just update. Oh, Jesus. He says he's really banged up, but he was able to have this post here

where he showed his face. He doesn't look, his face isn't like crazy, crazy bad, but it's not good. No, it's not. But, Randall, apparently, at least he up there with like major surgery. Yeah. Randall's body and his legs.

It's like a 14,000 pound snow plower. And he was helping like a pedestrian who was like, stop, really. And started moving on his phone, so he tried to climb back in. And I guess he probably slipped in it. Randall, Jesus Christ. Fucked it.

But he's like a real kind of guy's guy, right? He fixes at homes, he's. Yes. Yeah, he's. He's also got some crazy high IQ. Like I think they said something like, so you're, I mean, you're smarter than pretty much almost to everybody and he goes, I think so, yeah.

I think it's something like that. He's got this crazy genius IQ like., a poor guy though, man. No, at least thank god. He's okay. We're in river was so good. Oh All right, so I tell you share You'll still oh my god. The Barone X UFC strike force guy. Oh God. Yeah, so he's arrested in Mexico. 23 coming in hot. For allegedly murdering his girlfriend, he explains it as what she admitted to him like she was banging some other dude.

So yeah, so they're in Mexico, right? He was in Mexico, he had his girlfriend. She admitted that she was banging some other dude. Apparently he beat her so bad, he killed her. But when the cops got there He was like, yeah, we got an argument. She told me she cheated on me and I told her go take a shower You feel the animal or whatever because you're dirty. She slipped in the shower and the cops like right But then why is her entire body covered in bruises and beaten oh my god, so he's fucked

So this has mexing out Larry port to that broni allergy killed his his girlfriend inside their hotel room The reports that broni was under the influence of alcohol and drugs when the police arrived on the scene The officers saw the woman lying naked on the bed covered with a bed sheet However, there were marks of beatings and bruises on her face and she's pronounced dead on the scene Boroni a ledgy told police it was around 3 p.m. When he started to smoke marijuana and drink a beer in his room When the two guy on the argument during the argument, Bronie's girlfriend reportedly told him that she was having sex with another dude. After that, the former UFC fighter threw his girlfriend into the shower.

She hit her head on the ground. As Phil Bronie's girlfriend was trying to get up, Phil Bronie did help her up and then put her on the bed. He proceeded to remove her clothes, put a bed sheet on top of her corner of the report. Bronie's girlfriend then asked for a cigarette in beer, so he left the room to get it by the time he returned. He knows his girlfriend was dead. Reports state that Bronis arrested for murder.

This is a really depressing episode, guys. It's a guy who's talking about it. Usually we have lots of laughs. This is Ryan's like, but did you get him first? Oh my god, I gotta watch like a Pixar film like I know don't watch toys toy for his depressing I'll cry yeah, I don't know I never I never cry. Yeah, I don't know. I never I never watch him fight. I don't know. He's old school bro.

Yeah, man. Oh, fuck so much fun to watch. Tanninship would just stand in bang. Yeah, Speedo's you would have loved it. It was body jacked. Yeah, well, juicy as hell. I'm loving too much now. Enjoy that Mexican prison.

Yeah, one seven years. I'm. Uh, yeah, one seven. Jesus. Enjoy that Mexican seven. Yeah. One seven years. I'm. I've got one seven. Jesus. Enjoy that makes you imprisoned. Yeah. Oh, man.

Well, I don't know. Yep. You go see the Indiana Jones trailer? Oh, is there a new one? But they're doing a new one? Yeah. See that's your guide, Brian. Yeah, those guys very happy with his tits.

He's got a good body. Jesus, look at that fucking caption. Oh my God. I can notice that. Please do in the investigation must look at that caption. Yeah, you did it. The difference is your honor. Exhibit A. We're on here. Thank you. Exhibit A and we rest our case. Wow. Oh, yeah, that's a much of guy. Jesus. Um, yeah, so, uh, let's try and spice it up here. Uh, the, uh, I need more whiskey. Oh my God. But, uh, Deanna Johnson using, uh, uh, computer animation

to make him look younger. Yeah, they ate that shit. D-A-D-2. But it looks really, it looks great. And I'll tell you, I saw the trailer and my daughter who's 10 looked at me and she goes are you crying I go yeah I was I was I was I was like hey get out come on let's see it Steve get out you have the trailer so we can you don't have a sense in the style I did you see when they use the computer animation on that movie the Irish on

garbage or garbage it's like we're on the movie the Irish garbage garbage We're on the movie. Oh my god. No worse. It was like why is Robert to never have down So we can't play this part, but no just play it for us I'm so I'm loving But can you use them it can be computer animated shit imagine you come up and Tony advantage I guess so don't worry about makeup, we're using the computer, he's like, for what? You know what?

Hey, hey, hey, you know what? You think, nah, I'm good, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make him. No, no, no, you're gonna make him. Well, what do you think of that, Calon? All I'm thinking about is chat GPT. You won't shut up about that. Well, it's gonna take a lot of time.

It's so stupid, okay? No, it's gonna fuck everything up. I mean, have you, it's going to be too stupid. No, it's going to fuck everything up. I mean, it's going to fuck. You're not using Google anymore. I mean, it's such a disruptor. What if you're in? What did you like in the end of Jones? Well, I'm going to get to it.

Let me get to it. So, do you know what, GPD is? No. Do you? Yeah, we talked about it last time. Yeah, but have you actually gone down the... Bro, it is literally... Wait, sit in style.

So if you're in animation, or if you're in... If you're in animation, if you're in graphic design, basically you're out of a job. If you write code, I mean, people study code for it. It's, it's, no, we don't need you anymore. It's the craziest shit in, it's, it's literally going to destroy entire swaths of the economy. And it's, it's in its infancy and it's already got more users than any other platform that's ever been used because it's, it's so out of control. This guy was saying, this guy was literally said, it's so extensive that you could type in eventually.

Right. Found me a billion dollar business. Find me. Found me, I want to be a founder of a billion dollars. Right. So, create a billion dollars. It will go through literally in split seconds every business plan, every Harvard case study, every successful venture and pull from that and then

Find what product right now is trending or what's needed or will be According to all the experts. Hold on. Yeah, hold on. It'll it'll then according to all the experts. Hold on, hold on. It'll then go out to a manufacturer and start having that product made. It will, at the same time, come up with digital assets for you. Well, I'm fine with my agent. Hold on. Listen, listen, a whole marketing thing, it just comes up with videos for you. It'll then set your bank account up.

It'll then set up an e-commerce. We've dropped that much. But this is literally what they're saying. It's able to do. They do. Or what we'll be able to do with India. So I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. It will be something you can take that script, put the script into chat, GPT. And it'll come up with another version of it. It'll come up with the seed. That one jobs June 20th. And then it'll take your characters and say, I want a young Indiana Jones in the scene, and it'll do it for you.

So I'm talking about something that has its own intelligence that builds this thing out so quickly that We're all out of a job now Hold on people are still gonna want to see live performance But as far as like worrying about special effects make up we got you we got you We can just AI can just do that, that, that. I want the real guy. No, no, no, don't worry about that, the real guy. They're gonna make, they're, now you can make people,

you can just make people, composites of people, and they talk, and they look real. This is the Matrix. This is what you're talking about. But it's fucking, okay, so watch this. I'm a graphic designer. I'm a graphic designer. Yeah? I'm a graphic designer. I'm a graphic designer. Yeah?

I'm a graphic designer. Yeah, shit out of luck. What do you want? What do you want me to do? Give me something, anything you want me to do and make right now. Tell me, give me a circus. A circus, what would give me some parameters around the circus? What do you want?

You don't fucking circus elephants. You want elephants? I want a bearded lady. You want a bearded lady? Okay. Do you want a white chocolate unicorn maybe? In the distance? No, it's stupid.

I want money. I'm going to put that in that bar and I go like this. I go send. And it gives me 10 different versions. 10 different versions. Then I go, I want it in Van Gogh and style of Van Gogh. Yeah, but I'm nice. And it spits out 10 different versions of it.

Yeah, but I'm nice. It's like you need actual animals at the circus. No, but it can can now it can now Give you any image if you look at what it's doing with virtual reality where it creates an image that looks so real So fucking real That in eat just in its infancy in two years You are not going to know the difference between what is real and what it's not. Well, hopefully they redo the Irish man Yeah not going to know the difference between what is real and what is not. Well, hopefully they redo the Irishman. Yeah.

Chad G. I don't like how rude you are about this. Chad G. BT. Well, shut up about that. Is Chad G. Is the biggest disruptor since the printing press? Why, why, why, if its impact is going to be so significant, why am I only hearing it? Because it just started November 30.

They came get to the data why it news. It just started November 30. It's about a the data wide news. It just started in November 30. It's about a month old. It's a month old. November 22nd instead of came out. Yeah, I think November 30th. And people are using it. It's got more users in this short period of time

than any interface ever. It took 41 months for Facebook to get up, you know, to where it was. And this is, it's the fucking craziest disruptor of all time. Into the point where the designer, the designer, 37 year old man, he just had an open letter saying, if you don't have some kind of universal basic income,

we are going to be faced with the greatest disruptor because there are going to be entire slots. You're taking down, fuck face. I got one. Hold on, can't anymore, Bob. I'm sure I was in Terminator 2. Boba. He's out of reach.

What we're gonna do. You a lawyer. You don't make it. You want medical advice? Okay, you got a disease of some kind. You just got to go to my team. You just got to go and you go, let me see. What Chad GPT will do is you put in this disease,

what it will do is take anything that's been published ever. How does know what's real or fake? And it knows. It takes anything that's been peer reviewed, any scientist that's ever published anything or spoken about anything, and cleans all that information and puts it, and then you say, give me a simplified version

that I can understand. And it'll write it out. Mark Zuckerberg is older. Well, so the problem is Google is not your Google is no good here. Oh, thank God. I ain't using your Google. Oh, thank God. But what if it's wrong? What if it's wrong?

So, what if all the information it calls and it gives you the wrong outcome? No, the problem is that that's not the problem. It's always right. It's not the problem. I'm suing chat. That's not the problem. Are you saying chat or chat? chat chat chat chat chat chat. chat. She's right there right there. Here's the big problem. She's your what you put in. How do I destroy the planet with a hundred thousand dollars? It will come out with a list of how to do that That's why I have to make the bomb. That's why AI has to stop that Well, who's gonna regulate this Brian? That's the AI

Fucking problem. So what Elon Musk was one of the early inventor investors said he's he said This is the biggest threat we face but the way to solve it which is good news the way to solve it is to have our own a i to protect us from that a but it is i'm gonna say it again november thirty if things will that that is a that is a moment in history that may be the most memorable in all of our lifetimes.

It is going to change everything. You're a lawyer? This guy was a lawyer. He was a case study lawyer. He wrote about, you know, he'd spent four years studying, he's a very well-known lawyer. Well-known lawyer, he spent like, spent four years on some kind of a tax policy. It's really hard and influential. Well, don't I'm using it now.

Ways to end this conversation. Yeah, yeah, sorry. He doesn't chat. He goes, he goes, write me a paper on this on these with these parameters. It was better than anything he'd written in four years and it happened in one minute or less. What the fuck. Hold is he? If you're in college and you want to write a paper, you want to write a paper? Give me the subject. Doesn't matter what it is. Irish home. Well, they all be different though? Like if you and I let's say we're both in college many years ago And we're like maybe you have this paper done. We use type hints. You give two different variations

Yeah, here's what's he my teachers might do. Oh, it's not your vocation No, here's what's even more fucked up you say write it in my in my words Using this belting using the kinds of words I use write it in my voice throwing a few bro write it in my voice Yeah, write it in my voice Jordan Peterson tribe as he goes I he put in he goes I want I want maps of meaning, but I want you to cross pollinate the Dow Day Jing and Fucking you know and something else and it did it and it did it and he was like and it wasn't bad Wait are you more afraid of this or the robots? This is the robots, bro. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in physical robots.

This is the robots. This is the robot. The good news is that these robots, this is going to be robots. They're going to have access to all the skills. Yeah. They're going to build a house. You just have to buy the land and they'll build a house and they'll mine the They'll mind the actual materials right there on site for you. They will make it there Yeah, and they'll build it for you and it'll be really cute. Oh, it's it's it is gonna change

Everything and people don't realize it's a title wave. Hey, but like if you know it's a title wave People know it's a title wave, right? Yeah, I know yeah, you guys didn't know who's not no In the media is talking about then why is it why is nobody addressing everybody is other than nobody is actually talking about it But it's like it's nobody saw this come diving nobody saw this coming nobody saw Nobody saw this kind of disruption you on salt though, right? Yeah, well, this is that's what he's been warning about this is the kind of disruption. He once saw it though, right? That's what he's been warning about. This is the kind of disruption that actually the genius out of the bottle

and our lives and everything we know was gonna be different. I'm telling you, I was gonna happen in one year. The plot of I robot. Yeah, I hear you. It's, it's, all right, Brian, what do we do, dude? This is the worst news than any thing. You ain't no one I know.

You got all I want to know if you're going to see fucking Indian learn how to make it work for you. We have to figure out how to actually rely. Did you ask that anything? Not yet. I'm afraid. What are you waiting to ask? I'm going to put my whole, I have some ideas.

It's an open language AI. Has anybody profited off of it yet? Has anybody done something where there's rear results Where somebody says answer that is yes, that's how I got the studio. Yes But be beside the invention you are trading and selling businesses Off of this yeah, but how dope would it be if like you marketing for firms or screw too? Okay, I want the best way to market my tour dates in these cities. And the, well, this guy created a YouTube video

and I was watching it and I was like, well, well, I mean, you need the days of shooting things and the days of editing, that's adorable. The days of, I mean, it's unbelievable. The days of that are, one person can do a YouTube video that'll blow your socket. I hate this world. It's unbelievable.

Well, I think what it's going to do is give the individual the craziest amount of... Everybody's a genius. Everybody's germinated out of it. Yes, yes. Because they can go to their phone and ask anything and get instant results and solves and solutions and profit from it.

What's going to make us stick out? Where's the outline? The outliers are going to be the ones that ask the best questions. The outliers are going to be the ones that are able to create a platform on top of this platform. So the biggest thing is, you're going to, well, I gotta go shoot this commercial. I gotta hire a camera crew. I gotta hire editors.

And they and somebody will go, no, you don't. Just put it in chat, when you need it by in five minutes, I'll do that for you right now. There are people that are gonna be able to do that and are doing that now. And it's in it. We're in chat, GPT-1. When we get the chat, GPT-100.

I'm sorry, are you saying Chad or Chad? Chad, God damn it! It's the guy who created his Chad. It's, no, the guy who created his Sam Altman, I believe. Bring up Sam Altman. Guys name's Chad, so the people who paid to use this thing, it's a fucking genius. Yeah, you gotta pay for like the praises.

So the company, that's the guy. The company is open air. Well, I was just chatting about him. Chad, this is here. I was saying about him. He's a genius. Hey Chad, did you do this? I don't want to pick that guy up.

Don't pick a fight, Bob. Be cool. Be cool. So all you have to do is, how do I cancel someone the fastest? Whew. I mean, dude, it's nuts. Well, you fucked this guy up.

Now, now, he wants to make the world a better place. Well, he doesn't. Clear's doesn't. Well, he said that he's the one warning. He's the one saying, look, this has to be handled. This is going to destroy entire swaths of our economy. And he's American? Yes, he is.

And he, uh. In your face, Russia. Yep. He's a gay, he's a gay American man. That's a gay man. Yep. And he said genius. He's a fucking genius.

Oh, it has to be. And he already had started a company where he sold it for $43 million. But this is beyond. Thirty-sevenths from Chicago went to Stanford, then puts it dropped down. Yeah. He's like, oh, this is, this is easy. Right? Yeah. Right. This is easy. Loser. Unbelievable. Insane, dude. He's a genius. Well, he fucked us. But yeah. Well, if you didn't come up with it, Russia or would know we're super well China's working on it But China's so worried about it that they have what they've said is that you are not allowed to use it then

Well, so China said you're not allowed yeah, they're trying to capitalize on this right now They're doing that in the next COVID virus China is saying you cannot as a Chinese citizen You cannot be involved in this unless you have unless you can't be anonymous on this. You have to give us your name and address because we need to know where you are. You know, you with the problem is you get some evil genius who's like, how do I how do I destroy the planet in six easy steps. There are there's there's information out there on how to build dirty bombs on how to do all kinds of things. So it goes even the dark dark dark web anything that's so the dark web, anything that's on the internet. So anything that's been on the internet, up until 2021, anything, Bob, anything.

It is a true matrix. Anything is available and it will get it for you this fast. And then you can say, you haven't used it said, how do I fix my teeth out in the business line? Well, you should look at that. the good thing is scientific discovery scientific discovery is going to be multiplied by about a thousand that's the good news It's gonna be your cancer that's all that stuff is gonna be exponential Positive there are he thinks that we're gonna have so much free time to do the things we want to do

I haven't slept you fuck your free. do. I haven't slept, you fuck your free time. Wait, I haven't slept in three days and I call those jobs, you mean fuck. I call my friends that are in this world, like big time in this world, I do have these friends. Chad, world. Yeah, I do.

Chad, you have no friends in Chad. I have friends in, I have friends who says November 30th. I have friends in tech and in math and in physics. Big, big time people. And all of them are like, nobody's sleeping. Nobody's sleeping. Is there words that I can have jobs?

They're worried that it is what the Univomor was warning us about. Have you read his manifesto? No. Wait, what? Some legit ones? What? Scythe Kill People, legit points. S-T, keep eating your McDonald's because. Yeah, dude. This is, this is, I call. SD, keep eating your McDonald's because. Yeah, dude.

This is, I call the people that I know that handle. So I have family members that have stocks and bonds and stuff like that. And I said, you gotta educate yourself on this because you own pieces of companies that might go belly up in a day if you're not careful. If they have to, 88 years old, right? Well, you got to know this stuff because it's going to be,

it's, there's, I, people, this much smarter than I am. I don't follow this. But when I hear people that are really smart saying, this is the biggest disruptor we've ever faced. I go, what? Huh? I thought you was gonna have good news. We're all, I have, we got out of it doing the,

I did a very good thing. Yeah, and you're like, somebody say, Hey, Diana Jones. You a coder? You heard a chat. Don't worry about it. If you're a coder, you don't need to be anymore.

It codes for you. And I know in these two days, I'm not. It's a good thing. You're stressing everybody out. I'm so stressed about it. But, Oh, I don't give a fuck.

For comics, for comics, human human beings it might be even more for us as things become more virtual People want to see a human being in front of them. They don't actually just go to a theater replicate. Yeah, yeah live music Yeah, there's holograms. This is very depressing. Yeah, it standup. How old are you, Santa? I heard that. It can write standup. It can write standup. It can write standup. How much fun it was, Berkreicher's show. Did Berkreich talk about Armageddon?

Are we done? You can't even, you're turning your back on it. No, the whole world's over. You can't turn your back on it. I'm going to Brian, the whole world's over. Don't turn your back on I.L. I would Steve even come in. You guys are a couple of us.

And you're special. Who gives a fuck? You guys put your head. You should all stop. You're putting your heads in the same. You guys are a couple of specials. Who gives a five? You guys put your head stop. You're putting your heads in the same and all sorts of. Chad D. Pete will write my next special. G.P.T.

What is it called? Chad G.P.T. Will Chad tell me how to manage my fish? Can we ask you something? Can we ask you something right now? Yeah. Can we ask you something right now? I think we have to pay.

Yeah, it's free to sign up, but you give up. I heard you have a bunch of information away and I don't want to do that. Yeah, you have to give away like your first more. No, no, you don't. Oh, Nick did it. No, we did. We did. I'm going to sign up. Yeah, you just sign up the way you do for a knee. GM go ahead and sign up.

You let's use your free. They already know. I'm not, but they already know it. I don't. I'm not gonna put my already knowing. I'm not putting my in. You're already, you're, I love how you think your dad is not everywhere. It's everywhere But I don't want to sign up for is what I'm saying all your dad is more. I look into a more. Yeah, I'm not I don't trust it I don't trust Chad at this point what who?

Steve just killed the reason we brought you on is the only thing we should just end should all stop it's the only thing to be thinking about hey Yeah, you a coldly Hey, hey, hey, hey, and it writes you Chad it writes it writes Fucking it writes hey Scram place You could put your screenplay on it and it'll be a business Brian. We've already been over it, dude. What are we going to do? I don't give a fuck, dude. How about that? You just going to ignore it. Hey, hey, fuck you and Chad. Why me?

Chad can suck my cock. No, dude. Can that database suck my cock? Well, you're going to have glad you brought a porno. Glad you brought a porno. Because Chad a porn Because Chad GPT oh my god, yeah, name any business Brian. We I know we get it Steve's what's it gonna do in porn? Digital like Jenna Jameson. What's your mind? 17 year mind. Yeah That's been the question again. What's it gonna do with porn? Anything you want except big black things and and that's the business I'm investing you Only big black dicks your move Chad

You you you are going to be erased I'm gonna go home my kids are like decked-off candy Whatever the fuck you want, dude? The world's ending. I According to your uncle Brian this Chad guy I look at my one year old. I go. I don't know what world you're gonna step into It just sounds overwhelmingly depressing Yeah, but there are a lot of people are very positive about it

There are a lot of people that are like this is the greatest thing. Well, no, our lives are being There are a lot of people that are like, this is the greatest thing in our lives of being incredible. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, He's on an equal plane That's right. Even the dumbass exactly that's the point that now lazy can put in Joe and write jokes like Steve so expertise and all that stuff That's chat then there they are there. Let's chat that's chat GPT You managed how long is really I don't know I think did you last chat how do I turn my self up up over all the shit? You say Chad one more time. I'm gonna come at you. Oh Don't call me man. I chat. Don't call him a man, Thai Chad. Don't make him angry.

Here's my thing. Fuck Chad, fuck Tesla electric cars. I don't like any of it. I know, but it's here. No, I'll fight it. Bob, it's your resistance is here. Bob, the resistance. I was using it.

Your kung fu is no good. No, it's gonna be that loud. There's the people that don't use it. Oh, I know. Your kung fu is no good. So it's gonna be like, oh Chad wrote that. No, actually I wrote that. And then I call him. It was Oh, I know. Your kung fu is no good. So it's always like, oh, Chad wrote that. No, actually I wrote that. And then I go, it was like, oh my, oh!

And then I go, it was like, Chad wrote mine. So you write it and I go, if I put it in, I put yours in and I go, write this bit better and disguise this mine. And then put it out. But I bet there's gonna be a watermark. And put it out. No, put it out, it's gotta be, put it out in little clips.

So there's nobody regulating this thing. Not all of it, the individual created it. The company open AI is regulating it. So they're very aware, they're very aware that people will say, how do I create this weapon? How do I get away with murder? All that. And so I kill Brian Callan.

So that's gonna be something that they monitor So they say yeah, but good luck with that. So they say good luck But then the AI is going to be embedded within the AI You know the AI is protecting itself from itself. This is a crazy. We go back to George Lopez Yeah, because it doesn't matter how you have fucked over by Conan. What's the larger implication is the only person? I understand this is Chris Christre for Nolan. The he wrote inception and easy only one that can understand the biggest the biggest the biggest movie all the the biggest mindset the biggest mind fuck is that if they're able to do this with AI and

you can create images that are Impossible to detect whether they're real or not, right? So already they can do deep fakes where they had Obama making 14 different speeches or the Obama making a speech and which of the 14 is fake, the trick answer was they were all fake. And they were all real. Yes. Wait, this came out recently and it was. Yes, it's all fake, but it looked real.

It's going to ruin the internet. Well, the problem is, the problem is, that's GPT-1. What is GPT-100? Now, hold on, if it's that real, why do you think that this is real? Why do you think this isn't a fucking computer program? Right now.

Right now. Because I'm not trying to. You're trying to get it. Brian, fuck you and Chad. Please don't use the R word. How do I know? That's just not a pure generator problem. You've done two deep, are you doing mushrooms again?

Nope. Nope. He's like, how do we know any of us are real? Both of you, you're gonna do deep dive. And you're not gonna be the same. I'm not, I'm gonna wait for somebody else to do the work. You can't dive into it and give me the, the Chad for dummies, I'm like, yep, yep, yep. I need to spread my misery because I'm gonna wait for somebody else to do the work. You can't dive into it and give me the chat for dummies.

I'm like, yep, yep, yep. I need to spread my misery because I'm a mess. It is depressing. I'm having major, I'm a little depressing hearing. How much fun I was birchelle. I'm so sorry. It was a total blast. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, absolute blast. I'm gonna watch that just to have fun. You sure it was real? I'm a murdering domestic violence. The world's gonna end. It's been great being here again. You made it on Indiana Jones. We're all excited about. fucked up didn't I?

I dare you're taken on Dana was awful. I you know I just Steve's crying get him an apple. Oh Boy was Dave Rubin wrong. Don't burn this country. No, let's burn it after here in Brian County Yeah, I can get a summary of that book right now on chat GBT sure Well, why even bother reading books anywhere book anywhere well that's an interesting question It's not though no Yeah, well that's the end of this show I don't know watch go watch Steve's

Special by the last one that Chad's not gonna write yeah, it's uh and it might not even be me Might not really me. How do I know it's not me? You're on Tiro and Prove Great Club. This weekend on Tiro and Prove 5th through the 7th, then you're in Fairfield, theater stage 1, Fairfield, Connecticut. Then you're at the 3C bowl in New York. Where's that at? Teresa? Teresa, New York area.

And then you're the Jimmy Kimmel County Club in Vegas, funny bones in Cincinnati, punchline, Atlanta, great club, and then Jimmy Kimmel, you're back at Jimmy Kimmel's comedy club, can't get enough. Bricktown comedy club, great one, February 10th through the 11th, funny bone Syracuse, oh, you're grinding. Boy, you're back in Vegas again. Yeah, I'm doing a residency here.

Oh, got to make it. So it's every other Thursday. I start. How's that? I don't know. I'm gonna do a, I don't wanna just do a show. Like I just don't, it's like Vegas. So I'm gonna do a show called New Year's Steve

where every show you come to, we ring in the near. That's fucking great. So we're gonna have the LED screen, we're gonna do a countdown and we're gonna celebrate New Year's. We're gonna do a countdown and we're gonna celebrate nearest every night at 12 o'clock It could be 855. It's up to Chad that's To tell me what time it is up to chat. Gee chat. Yeah, and you guys are gonna be in trouble for call Chat GPT chat just so much. It just rings off the tongue

I'm so afraid I'm so afraid I don't Shut up. I'm just your pipe or for it. I don't want to go to Vegas this weekend. If you're gonna talk to me about Chad Don't come. It's January 5th through the 7th. That's this Thursday Friday Saturday. Why is guys Vegas? And then I closed the month in Tampa January 20th and 21st Tampa, Florida, Tampa, improv. And then first week of February, Springfield, Missouri, and a bunch of other dates on there. I guess get your tickets at thickboy.com. If you want that sweet nectar, that chance can make a better whiskey.

Get your Tiger Thick whiskey before Chad makes his own. San Diego, California, my drop comedy club, January 5th, 6th and 7th. That's Thursday tomorrow. Friday, Saturday, my drop new comedy club in San Diego. I'm excited for winning the Anna Summit comedy club. January 13, 14. That's a Friday, Saturday and Fort Wayne in the Anna, Danyah Florida, Danyah M. Probe January 19, 2021, Edmonton, Canada. I'll see you at the comic strip February 23, 24, 25.

Cool. Oh, there. Steve, we love you, man. Go check you guys. Thank you, 24, 25. Cool. Oh, man, it's gonna be cool. Steve, we love you, man. Go check you guys. Thank you very much, Grappie. It's gonna be Amazon Prime right now. When the best doing it, Steve, we love you, buddy. Love you guys, thank you so much, Grappie.

It's not about the whole chat. Aw, you're, you're, you're special. It's fucking awesome. Thank you, my friend. Yeah, we tried, man. Love you guys. This is, love you guys. Sorry.

Sorry.