The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 173 Hodge Twins

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

Brendan and Bryan are joined by YouTube stars, The Hodge Twins. They discuss the twins' YouTube celebrity, their fitness and lifestyle channels and how they found new careers later in life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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in this man something's been killing me i see uh i see what's going on online obviously you have all these people tagging me dm and me what shan carwin said on reddit so i'm going to dress this and nip in the butt right now. Shane's been on Reddit. It's either Shane or is his manager. In this case, I believe it is Shane. But when Shane was fighting, his manager did most of the work. Who I used to manage me and I fired him because he did a terrible job if I'm being honest.

Shane stuck with him. That's fine. That's your opinion. You're entitled to make whatever decision you want. Shane had a great career. Shane's been on Reddit. Again, I don't know if it's actually Shane or if it's his manager. Shane's been on Reddit a lot.

AMA. You know how that. beautiful community is. Some people like us. Some people hate us, right? So some tool, some troll gives Shane basically a summary of what I said about Shane fighting. What did I say?

I said Shane could knock out anyone in the heavyweight division. He could go from sitting at his desk and knock somebody out. And he's not an underdog. He's not an underdog. He could beat Steepay, Verdume, any of these guys. He'd knock him clean off the fucking out of the octagon straight from his desk job. I said cardio I have no idea what cardio's like

There's nothing wrong with that That's not hating I said USADA If he can pass USADA That's a big deal Because people are testing positive For fucking coffee People are testing positive for taking

Supplements from GNC From Bodybuilding.com It's so strict It also does Shane It puts more Matchups favorable It's an advantage for him Because like I said

He's such a genetic trick How many times I support Shane How many how many I said he's if out of anyone he's been tested every single fucking fight yeah you said i know the guy like a brother so for him to even engage in this sort of hate and lash out as me is ridiculous i text Shane i call chain balls in your court you you basically did what most guys shouldn't do you took what a troll gave you about a short clip of what i said and summarized you've never said he did steroids

never never not privately and you've never said anything but great things he's passed Every single test. He's a genetic freak. You've also been, you're also, you've also been nothing but supportive and admiring of him. And you've never said anything. Listen, I know he's going through a lot, so I'm just going nip in the butt. He knows I love him. I support him whatever he wants to do. Good luck with everything.

He has my number. I'd appreciate if he doesn't go on blogs, uh, chat rooms. If he has an issue, he has my fucking number. Shane's like a brother to me. That's all say there. Good luck, my man. Boom. Let's jump into this Hodge twin podcast.

Yes. Hodge Twins. Yeah, listen up, man. The swole just doubled up in this biatch. I say tripled. And the guy meter is hitting red hot. We got the hot twins up in the house. Up in the house?

Yeah, I'm speaking. I'm sorry, guys. Because what's your ethnicity? He's going to throw around a little bit of. They got some. Oh, what's up, dog? They've never talked like, they got some African. Just because you guys are here.

Well, they got some African American. We're at the airport and he's like, yeah, man, this shit's crazy. You know, black security guard walks by and he's like, What's up, motherfucker? Dude, you can't do that, man. I'm a man of the people, as they say. Hey, guys, guys, I want to start this off with, well, I got to just one thing, one problem I have. You cannot refer to a man's piece as a mushroom tip.

Of course you can. Why not? Especially ours. I mean, you ought to see the head on that bitch. I don't know. It's mushroom color? Oh, man. Got a nice shaft, got a big old head on it.

Angry head, I feel like. Big football, you know. Like a dorm. Dornob? Yeah, some doorknob, actually. Like, exactly like a doorknob. I was telling them before they walked, before you came in, I was doing some research on these guys.

I was trying to figure out what makes you guys so funny and really successful. And you guys are, and I mean this in the best way, because me and Brian describe ourselves like this, you're just a couple of idiots, man. I was watching these fucking two eat beef tips for Captain D's. Is that what we do? And I was watching, I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Dude, he's eating the chicken's errands. He's going, yeah, gains.

This is how I'm getting my gains. And he goes, yeah. And he's how well, that's my best friend right there. And obviously the number one thing, when people ask us, how did we get here, it's chemistry, man. You cannot, there's nothing. And obviously you're a twin, so you're going to have chemistry if you don't. You guys are just bad people. And we still, we have a lot of chemistry.

We love each other to death, but we still getting fist fights, man. No. We don't. We sat in the middle of fucking street on, uh, what was it, uh, Mother's Day? Fucking through and blow. Come on, man. I was going to kill this, motherfucker. Over what?

I forget. I forget. I think we're stressed out, and I was like, fucking, I'm just going to kill this, motherfucker. So I go home, my shirt's all ripped up. I got a knot on my head. He's like, but you know what? He dropped me off in the middle of nowhere. Get the fuck out of my car.

But we got out of the car to fight. Right? So we're standing on, it's like a dark street in, in fucking, Virginia so there's no lights. There's raccoons and shit out there and it just leaves me out there and when the car's gone, I'm like, it's fucking dark as shit out here. Scared. As I'm

walking and he comes back five minutes later to get the fuck in the car. You're part of my business. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the problem is that you can't, like he and I, it doesn't work without the other. So I'm married. I'm attached at the hip to this giant over here. So

no matter what kind of fights we get into the show must go on. It doesn't really matter. I don't give a fuck if you had sex with my wife and my kid. Really? Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I'd be like, I'd be like, if I had a kid, first of all, I wouldn't mind having your kid because I like the genetics. But also, I'd probably be like, fuck, dude, that's, God, damn. Don't do it again. And now we've got a show on Monday.

Fuck this. And I'd be all mad at you for a while. But then I'd get over it. You guys are even closer because you're twins and your family. There's no quitting family. Like, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You really can't. But fighting each other must be like, fight.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's funny. Like, in an hour, we're laughing. Like, we just got into a little cubicle office, right? We had moved a T-shirt business in there, and eventually it just outgrew the office, and we're in that sweating, fucking, just going at it. Right. We throw in blows the whole T-shirt shop inside this open.

That's up. And it's all load of places. I walk outside, right? People's like, what the fuck is going on in there? Should have never left these black motherfuckers moving here because we're the only black people that are in their fucking... I know we should have. at least this fucking building

this white woman had this looks this fucking niggas man I don't think so she was probably like those fucking fucking cappuccino colored blue-eyed mussels she wants in

she wants in these guys better to fuck me together I'll be mad let's back up a little bit sorry you you guys got your start how exactly

because I went through all your backgrounds but this dynamic this comedy duo these meatheads like this doesn't work if you're too skinny white guys it really doesn't it's not funny to me the reason it works is because

no one to expect this out of you guys you know what i'm saying like people when they meet me like it's a meathead with tattoos and his fucking airs look like tortellini's well yeah i get it you know i feel like the the shark off dolphin or uh shark's tail you know where he paints himself as the dolphin just a you know because he doesn't feel like a great white so i feel like you guys are very similar in this aspect because you come off as meatheads when you first come in you know i'm sorry you good looking dudes but you guys you're bros You know what I'm saying? So, where did you guys, how did you guys transition from being bros to straight up entertainers and making money at it?

Dude, it was all by mistake, really. It wasn't really planned. I mean, we was an insurance adjusters down there in Costa Mesa for AAA at the time. That's fun. Right, which really, I'm not going to drop a F bond. No, it fucking sucks, right? You can. You can.

And I went to Kevin, I was like, hey, man, let's start a YouTube channel, you know? It'd be fun. No, you didn't say it like that. You said, let's be comedian. I looked at it in my life I thought it was going to be CPAs you fuck Get away from my fucking desk

I'm stressed the fuck out there Because we had four year degrees in the account Never used them Well I used them but when we got there I said this shit sucks And our personalities didn't fit with those people They didn't like my cock jokes And all that stuff didn't work out

But anyway we started a YouTube channel And the first video we ever put up Was on Christmas Day We had no subscribers or anything And our first comment was what kind of fucking losers uploads a video on YouTube on Christmas Day with no subscribers

Legit point And then he says This video sucks by the way Oh yeah because YouTubeers are so friendly Yeah they're so friendly on there But we were just trying to I knew people was making money I wasn't really trying to make a lot of money

I just wanted to keep my car My car is getting ready to get repossessed Yeah I want to keep my wife happy I want to fix her hair and get a dress for you and I mean For sure and being in CPA We had no idea did it was going to turn it.

But so the idea of the videos came from where? Because I look at the videos and it's just you guys doing everyday shit or obviously with the Nya fans, which you didn't at first and you guys answer the questions, which is, it's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, it has college twins? Yes, it's the best. So now, but before that, who's idea, like, how do you, how did you guys come up with

the videos? Because there's so much content out there, I don't go fuck how you to look. It's hard to stand out, man. Right, right, right. Well, we started a, what was the current events channel, right? And everybody was like, hey, do you guys work out? Won't you start a workout channel? So we started that.

And then people said, like, I really would like y'all's perspective on relationships and dating. So we started that channel. It was like a product of my fans, yeah. Yeah, you could see it. And one of the things that I noticed is that you obviously, as silly as you are, you're pretty disciplined. Because you've got to be. Got to be. Like, you know, I mean, looking at your bodies, looking at the way you keep yourself in shape.

That's not easy. that takes work and in fact he even said he goes these guys are going to be we got to get in the studio early because I guarantee they're going to be early you just knew they were going to be early yeah because they're professionals

yeah for sure coming from Tyga and that's Brian's phone on I have Billy Ocean as soon as you're ready I love Billy Ocean I don't know why it happened this happens once every four shows

won't we talking about being disciplined though Billy Ocean is to shit I don't know why that happened yeah I don't know why this is doing He's talking about a jury curl from hell was Billy Ocean. Hell yeah. Still playing. Hold on.

Let me turn my phone on them. I have no idea how it works. I got this Apple music. Sorry, fellas. Damn, Billy Ocean. Yeah, back to discipline. He's talking about discipline. But with you guys, you really got a huge phone on bodybuilding.com, right?

Like, you're doing some work on there. And I think that fan base, like, you developed this loyal fan base digitally, obviously on bodybuilding.com, and that translated over to your videos. I feel like they followed you over them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. They followed all our channels. But were you guys, did you guys start as bodybuilders or fitness competitors, or what was it? I wasn't really bodybuilded. I didn't never compete.

I never really wanted to compete. I just wanted to look and feel better. So, and we get started trying to help other people because we didn't know what the fuck. We were doing when we started. Yes, right. We just wanted to keep other people from making the same mistakes we did. And we brought a comedic element to it, which people really really. like, because most people on fitness on YouTube.

Oh, man. It's like, watching. Five sets of three. Oh, my God. I always say that there's no carbs, carb depletion. They look like shit. I always say there's room for comedy everywhere. Everywhere, I don't care if it's a funeral or anything else.

I think that especially if you are in a position of entertainment and you're able to do it, you should do it. And that's how you guys stand out from the rest because there's so many bodybuilding advice tip, you know what I'm saying? Obviously, being twins. Makes you guys stand out the way you guys look, but really the X factor is the comedian. Yeah.

Everybody's doing the same thing. It's just the only thing that really got us out there. More than other people is just the way we approach it. And what else is going to go on now? So we got, now you guys have all these followers. You guys just started doing live shows, right? Yeah.

We did our second show to improv last night. So we got four shows on our belt. And whose idea was it to do the live shows? I think it was both of us together, right? Yeah, yeah. It was both of us together. We've been, you know, thinking about it for a couple of years until we eventually got the courage to walk out there.

That's a big leap. That's a big leap of faith. Oh, shit. Different animal than being. You walk out there by us like, okay, I paid my money and make me laugh, bitch. We go, bitch. I pay $25. I better see some shit right now.

Yeah, it was, oh, my God, the night before the first show, which was in January, I'd never had a panic attack, never had anxiety issues. I woke up fucking two in the morning. I said, keep, let's get the fuck out of here. Dick, hard as a rock, sweating. Hey, man. That's what I do. Dick was this beat.

That's what I do. Oh, you're an introvert. I'm going to shrink right down here. Oh, not mine. My dick, my dick is harder to rock. Not a mushroom tip. Now, before you stepped on stage, do you guys have any prior, like, do you play sports? Were you in front of a crowd in any facet before this?

Yeah, we played basketball in high school, but I was. Okay, it doesn't count. Uh-huh. What else you got? I mean, that was nerve-wracking, too. Basketball in high school? Yeah. Hey, man.

I was shy. I was shy dunking over everybody. So that's even more impressed because usually if you have a background, you're performing some way whether it's TV, live shows, crowds, football, basketball, baseball at a higher level, you're going to have these huge crowds. Yeah, I hated public speaking. Really? I didn't have no experience.

Man, I was so fucking shy in school is unbelievable. What? You had a girl I lost my virginity to? I spoke two words to him. God damn. Just have that type of game or you're just so good looking. My eyes got me in a bit. Yeah, damn right, his eyes got you to bed.

You're fucking right. Yeah, and that mushroom cap. Yeah, and those gains. And then fucking games. Yeah. Just need a nut thing. Because me, I don't have the, look, I got to pull rabbits out of hats. I got to bribe them with money.

You got to juggle and shit. You got to do the whole set for a bitch. Especially as I'm older now. I'm like, don't worry about my wife and two kids. I'll talk to them. We'll figure it out. Then you do your hour special live. Like, fuck it.

All right. Let's do it. Watch my special. don't look in that other room where the kids are sleeping you know that kind of stuff creepy creepy so but that first show obviously went well otherwise there's there's well no future it went well and then you guys loved it right away yeah we like it we really like and what's what's the what's the structure of the show how are you guys doing it um it's just a regular stand-up show and we just talk about stories for my life you know growing up as kids um

setbacks uh setbacks and stuff like that love that man's a lot of setbacks man yeah and i don't think I don't think there's anybody successful. I don't think there's anybody successful that hasn't had a ton of setbacks. I almost feel like once you start to accept that everything is a setback, you know what I mean? It's just, even when you get to where you thought you wanted to be, it's always a new set of problems, or there's just, or then you're worried about holding on to it, or then you're worried about how long is it going to last, or then you're worried about, I'm spending a lot of money right now, and if it goes away, I'm going to be, there's a thousand issues, man. I almost feel like you almost need a continual. setback to keep you motivated. Like, do you think, like, if I was thinking about this, if you gave me $30 million, it would be the worst thing in the world for my career. I don't know. I might just hang out. Your motivation will be gone.

I think. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't do this for money. I don't do, I don't do the live shows for money. I don't give a shit about any of that. Could care less. Could care less about it. If you start doing it for money, you're in the wrong business. I'm not doing it for money. I never have done any

of this for money. I'm just saying, I think you need to feel, you You just need to feel a little bit insecure about what the future is going to bring. Yeah, but you look at successful people, it's never about the money. You look at Jerry Seinfeld, you get Bill Burr or Joe Rogan. These guys have more money than God. They get better because no one gets into the game because you want to make tons of money. It's a fuck, it's great.

You have a life, you know what I'm saying? And it allows you just to focus on your craft. But if you're like, oh, man, I'm going to do this show because they get more money. I want another Tesla. You're screwed. Yeah, I think, I agree with you. I think if you find something you're really, really love to do and you're great at it, the money

is going to follow you anyways. 100%. Yeah, I've never made choices based off money. Ever. You can't. I've made a lot of choices over money. They all ended horribly, too. Yeah. Like what? That fucking accounting degree. Talking about a big business right there. That was a waste of money. I'm glad I didn't really get in because I was going to fuck somebody's taxes

out. Listen, I was at this law firm. I was at this law firm, man. I fucked their books up. I was fucking crediting shit. I was like, I forgot. out what a fucking credit was. Did you guys get fired? I fucking quit. I was going to get fired eventually, so I said I just quit. I came out of college with a history degree,

talked my way into Lehman Brothers, into a bank, into the back office, and I had to talk to traders every day. I had to balance the accounts receivable, payable, who cares. And I remember literally saying to my sister, we were eating, and I said, I actually, I have to quit or I might die. And she goes, what do you mean?

I go, I don't even recognize my, myself and I'm speaking like somebody I'm not. I'm in a place with no windows. I'm getting there when it's dark and I'm leaving when it's dark and I'm wearing a polyester tie and I just, I remember just saying to myself, if I don't try to be an actor or if I don't try to do something here, I'm going to, I'm going to become, I'm going to die. For sure. With you guys though, is it tough to kind of, because you're obviously a team, but I'm sure

there has to be a point where you want your own independence, right, a little bit. I actually you guys are married because you're the Hodge twins, right? but you there has to be some part where you're like fuck man like if you're always doing things together that's to be a little bit of time where you want your own lane right ever since we've i can remember we've always been like this i feel worried if he's not with me when he lost his forgetting i lost mine i was looking right at same day yeah he's like oh oh yes keith we're not this is awesome were your hands around his neck or uh yeah it was in the hotel room that we did everything together we did everything is that real that's true that's true that's true we had a white

Little chair together. Yeah. All up, I don't say 99% of our jobs has been together. Dude, I love this. I get the job, I get him in, and he gets inspired. Nine times out of ten. He was the smart one, like in school. He was honor student.

I was an honor roll. I was fucked up. Really? Yeah. I remember coming home, he was like studying. I'm like, why the fuck do you keep reading these fucking books? Yeah. Put that shit down.

Let's go outside and play cars or something. I was sicking in spelling B. So are you guys competitive with each other or no? No. No. It's not that serious for us. It's not that serious, man. I think that's the way to be. Competitive for what?

Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. You guys, but now you guys have parlayed into, you open your own gym, right? Is that right? Yeah, it's just like, so only, there's no classes or anything. It's just, it's just free of time for us because we'll go to a gym. A lot of times, you know, you get stopped. You take care of it.

Kenner, Kenna, Kenna, look, look, everyone, Kevin's here. Can I take a picture? Like, get the fuck away from me. I mean, it's cool enough, but our time is so, you know, so vital right now. It's not enough hours in a day. Well, that is kind of what happens if you start getting recognized, I'm sure, with you guys. Like, at first, the idea of being recognized is like, damn. And it's going to be just like beautiful women going, hey, and Nelson, you realize, well, that's a limo driver in his 40s who wants you to do something from the YouTube video.

And you're trying to work out, and he wants to tell you a story. It's all a privilege, and it's all great. Like anything else, it can be an interruption. So you guys decide to start your own gym. You said, fuck it. We don't want to deal with fancy. I mean, I still go that too, man. It's good for you.

It's the free of time. Yeah. Because we can go and hit the gym in 45 minutes to be done and take care of all the other shit we need to take care of. But you guys aren't training people there, are you? No, I can't train nobody. No, hell, no. I'm fucking snap.

Now when you're making this kind of money, Brennan. Let me if you love it. And now when you're working on your games. For you guys videos, are you guys ever, because you constantly have to come with new material. Obviously, when you're talking about dieting, nutrition, bodybuilding, working out. So do you guys, are you guys jumping on these diet fads, like ketogenic diet, Atkins diet, all that bullshit. I did every diet in the book. When it comes down to us, your resources can be based on calories in versus calories out in your genetic.

Correct. Yeah. So that's pretty much it. Yes. I mean, you can have, you can get there quicker by eating a lot cleaner. because you're able to count your calories a lot, you know, better, but it's all it is is calories in versus calories. Well, also the fact that when you eat certain foods,

you're not going to gain as much weight because it doesn't create that insulin response, right? So if you eat a lot of bread, potatoes, you're going to gain more weight than if you eat vegetables. Again, like with genetic, some people do grace. Some people do. So I do, I can break down, I can eat anything, and I just stay like a twig.

I mean, I mean, shredded, not twig. Your genetic freak, man. You're the biggest freak in the room, brother. You look great, man. I was going to say this what I was looking for out of you guys. Thank you so much. You do not look like a chemo patient. You just don't, man.

You look great. Appreciate that. Thanks for your comment on my wavy hair, too. It's not funny, man. It's not funny. So you guys try these diets or supplements and then you tell people what you think of them? Yeah, I used to, but it's like free publicity. So I said, fuck, it ain't doing it anymore.

I got my own shit. I got my own shit. Yeah. Because you guys have your own merch. you have your own supplements too yeah yeah that's good because we used to do like a supplement company with send us hey try my supplement and do a review and I give you all the supplements you want and it's like they wouldn't give us now it's like man this we're fucking idiots yeah they're making hundreds of that well not hundreds but thousands of thousands of dollars and

you do a review it's like but at first it's fun at first it's fun at first I was you know trying to help people which I'm always trying to help people but you just don't want to let people take advantage but it's also not but now you have a brand you know what I'm saying so there's a reason why they want to send you stuff and have you put out like we get all the time like we did a collab deal i'll never do it again uh there's i remember when i was first starting out people would send me like just like you supplements or merchandise i'm like oh this is so cool yeah right and then when and then when i remember before any of this i would pay for all that stuff and it'd be so expensive and i would have gave anything for them to send it to me for free

right and then when you can't afford it you're like i'm good man i don't want that bullshit But there's a reason why they're sending you free shit You're doing something right But you guys are smart Where it's your product, it's your brand It's your merchandise It's very smart That's kind of what's so cool about this whole internet craze

You can start a business with no infrastructure You don't need an office You need a mic and you have some recording equipment Before you know it We started in his Oh my God We started in your daughter's bedroom Yeah our first video

You go back to some old videos You see us in this bedroom with a cross on the really we're talking about sugar walls and balls deep action and cream pie

I can't believe these assholes there's a cross in the background well there's a video where you guys are looking and you go like this

you go I like those walls I'm like the fuck are they talking about I knew what you were talking about but I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about

that's all I knew to hear and she got some walls on you guys ever think of doing a podcast so people didn't hear you more often they've been telling us for years

yeah we just haven't around to it yeah because you're you're doing two videos a week is that how you're trying to maintain it now we're not touring um I say we're doing about six well sometimes four videos a day across our channels yeah so when you say across your channels YouTube channels yeah okay yeah because Instagram yeah we're Twitter those videos a week Jesus Christ that's a lot how many why do you have so many video channels well just each um like twin muscle workouts fitness then we have harsh twins channel which is

current events and as cause twins where people send us emails and ask us questions that's my favorite that's my favorite that's so easy and now is it on one page or you have to go to those four separate pages that's interesting yeah we kind of did that too because at first we was like what if we wake up one morning this channel's just gone because that happens some people yeah they would start a YouTube channel for whatever reason their channel be taken down really was like false flagging our videos it's like just haters right so we jump With the networks, Studio 71, you get some protection. For sure, yeah, yeah.

So that's a reason why you want to join a network. You just don't want to be by yourself. You want some support, you want a team around. Especially when you're talking about the shit we talk about. Yeah, I mean, you're doing deep action. Yeah, if you don't like. I remember this woman sent us an email, I said, yeah, my daughter was, she said her 10-year-old daughter came across one of our videos.

That's on you, bitch. Yeah, I was like, how the fuck did she find my video? That's on you. Yeah. Hey, parent. Find him. Get better. Yeah.

They'll find them. Hey, mom, hey mom, get better. No, you can't. No, there's settings. No, there is. No, but I mean, you know, your friend has a phone. Listen, where you have kids. My daughter's seeing stuff already with her friends where it's like, you because they go to the...

Whose fault is that, though? It's nobody's fault. You do what you do. You do what you got to do? If a 10-year-old stumbles on, you're talking about mushroom tips and balls deep, hey, man. I mean, you know, how many, what was the last time? Hey, they're going to learn it eventually, right? Exactly.

When did you see your first porn? I think I was like literally 11 or 12. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Laughing my ass off. I can't look at this. I really got a bush. Maybe you guys, my dick could cut a diamond.

I was like, God, damn. I was like, I think I'm going to burst. I was the same. I was laughing, man. I was like, because the dude, the way he was busting nuts, he's like, oh, my God, this is hilarious. Thought it's a comedy. So what's the end goal for you guys? Obviously, you're killing on YouTube.

You have the live shows now. Merchandise, supplements. What's the end game here? We'll always do fitness and YouTube, but we want to. to make a transition into being labeled not just YouTubers. We want to be known as stand-up comedians and we want to get in the movies.

Entertainers. So be actors, being the movies. We want to do stand-up and then get in the movies. Yeah. Well, they're doing stand-up now, B. Yeah. Doing all kinds of stand-up. All kinds of games. All kinds of goals. So that's the goal. So you guys are writing stuff out and then getting up on stage. So they have a live show B, they're touring. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they're actually going to be in Irvine tonight. Yeah, Irvine tonight. We've done Irvine and I shot my special there. Oh, yeah? The Irvine Improv? Oh, cool. They were at Brea last night, night before? Yeah, that's a great club, right?

So now you guys are on a tour. That's what you're doing in California. You're just going all over. And how long is the tour? It's going to be a year long. It's spread out. Once a month, we're going to be doing, doing a tour. Yeah, once a week a month.

Okay, so a week a month. Yeah. That's not bad. That's how it goes. One week a month. That's good, man. You just remember that. Especially since you guys are just starting out doing this thing,

because you don't want to go, boom, boom, three months off. Boom, boom, three months off. You got a rhythm. You get a rhythm. Oh, yeah. I definitely noticed that last night. And the show gets better and better watched.

Because this is your fourth. Now you're on your fifth show, right? You've only done four. Way to, like, you're on show 20. It's going to be, like, just well-oiled machine. And you're going to find things. You're going to find things by accident. And you're going to get.

Exactly, right. That's the best, right. It's better and better. And it's like, you're not going to believe the shit you did for the first. You're embarrassed of it. Yes, I can't believe I did that bullshit. Because he and I, when he and I are on the road, that's what happens is, We'll just find things as we're performing.

Right. And it just keeps getting better and better and better. Until, you know, you can't even think about that old shit you did. And what's even better is the more you do it, the new stuff will start to crowd out the old stuff. And you'll just have a whole new act by the time you're doing it. Right, right, right. Do you guys do fan questions at the live shows? No.

No, just straight up stand up. How long is it last? About an hour and a half. Yeah. Yeah. We got a lot of shit. You talk about a lot of shit. Like what?

Give me some example. I mean, just growing up poor. Yeah, we was really poor. I mean, my first house, it didn't even have a bathroom in it. Come on. Was it just you two or brothers, sisters? We had an older brother, older sister. I remember one day there was no food in the fridge.

I remember my brother, my older brother, he was going into the refrigerator. And it was just a pack of damn bacon. He went in there and just took the fat off the bacon and was eating it. Yeah, struggle is real. Yeah, he was hungry as a motherbaker. We didn't have no electricity. It's true story. We're in Virginia was this.

Fucking, Bump, fuck, Egypt, man. It was like in the country, man. Yeah, you walk outside, a barrow will rip you apart. I've spent enough time in Virginia. That's not, certain one areas aren't that forward thinking. Yeah, I would say, I'd be careful around those marks.

Hey, let's invite the black kids over. These guys seem great. Yeah. Martinsville, Virginia. Oh, well, I know Virginia. I know that whole area. Yeah. A lot of people don't know.

about, you know, what a redneck really is. It just means unsophistication. Yeah. You could have... It was rednecks. Yeah. My dad was a redneck. Yeah. Well, in Virginia, you guys have... I mean, some of them aren't even human. In the mountains there? I mean, you're talking...

In Tantes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the Appalachians? In the hills? Yeah. On the Appalachians. You're talking about the mountain folk? Yeah, that's where the Scottish and Irish Highlanders settled up there. And they would have feuds and wars. Yeah.

It's not a good... Oh, you're talking about the Walking Dead for real? There are a lot of specialty coffee shops up there. Oh, no, no, no. There's not a whole lot of grass-fed whole milk for your cappuccinos. There's no cappuccinos and books are rare to find up there. I'm going to tell you a true story. I was up in Virginia and I was in West Virginia.

And I would, I used to do Taekwondo, I know. And my friend had, my friend had a studio up there. I saw that on IG. Thank you. Yes, you see, you see my power. And I'll demonstrate later. now now uh this this this very he was almost an albino and he was sitting there and he was talking about black guys and he said well i swear to god i never forget it he goes if you act crazy they'll run away from you because

they think it rubs off on them they think it rubs off on them so you just got to act crazy and they'll run and i was like i was just like wow do you have any scientific data on that this is fascinating get smarter please what do you what do you guys think you know We should talk about this a little bit because race relations in some ways have probably never been better. In other ways, they've probably never been worse. Or I don't know, or at least, I can't believe in 2016 we're still talking about this. I can't believe in 2016, even though we have a black president. I just can't believe that in 2016 there are such grave inequalities.

There are huge pockets of this country that are still, like you said, you know, starved of resources. They're primarily African-American. You can look at the legacy of redlining and all that stuff, but it still holds strong. Do you guys expand to that? Like when you're on the road or in YouTube videos? I mean, you guys are all over the place.

So you're going to hit some of those, you know, central. You know, it's funny. Like, I got, like, you know, fans eventually find out for personal email and stuff like that. So actually, I was talking to Mac today about that. So look at this. Like, it's got an email. supposedly somebody used my email to sign up for this dating website and the handle on it was like you know nigger 97444 that's intense and I was like some asshole went out there and created this account no no one because I would get this email that I you know which is really work but I'm thinking hey fucking Sherlock I apologize I don't know but you know what we growing up I heard it you see

he's dead serious Hey fellas You think he was ever said on this? Hey man I'm not I'm thinking he was a white guy Was he a white fellow? Was he a white fella?

Yeah Anyways Can he even go on Do you think he was prejudiced? I've been growing up We heard it all the time Every I mean it's just like

Second Nature I remember Just walking in road Being called a spirit churker I mean a spear chucker Yeah And I remember this one guy He looked at me and says

What kind of nigger are you? got blue eyes and shit God damn Unicorn bitch Although I feel like that Kind of overt racism Is less prevalent And now something else

Is going on And what I think it is Is that like I think overall If you're still like Let's just take a typical White black male Coming out of school

You probably haven't had the same Opportunity educationally But forget all that I mean I'm sorry A typical black male Like an 18 year old My biggest thing that I noticed that it still feels like there are only really two ways to get out of the ghetto or out of

a lower class atmosphere if you're black and that would be music entertainment or sports wow and it's not a singer ball no it's true it's not it's not business and it's not it's not the avenues and i i i think there's a lot of effort to try to change this but you there's no question that i think the other avenues you know business being an entrepreneur science all those things still are lacking yeah i just think um i mean growing up if you're like we were poor we were well black i mean light skin whatever you want to call it i mean you got to just find something you're good at and you could be good it doesn't run with it you just got to find something you good at and if you're great at it do it yeah

you don't have to put yourself in that box uh i got to be a drug dealer i got to play sports or i got be an actor. It's just, you know, we never thought we was going to be comedians. I never thought we would walk on a stage and tell jokes. That's cool, man. So we found something we was good in and we just ran with it. I mean, you're going to always have obstacles, you know, in life. Yeah, and that's everybody, black, white, brown, you just can't put yourself in that box. You can't let the negativity, you can't even listen. It's just white noise. You just got to do the best you can do. Yeah, so in a way, it's better not to even dwell on all the obstacles. Because you're going to have a help on your shoulder.

A lot of people fall into that. He said, I'm black. I'm never going to be anything. If you think of that way, that's what's going to happen. A mindset. Yeah, if you've got this mindset that, hey, nobody's going to give me an opportunity because my skin colors, then you've already failed. Yeah, and I think you're right about the idea of following what you do anyway.

Because when you, it's almost like the most honest action leads to some kind of fruition, right? Like, you know, because you were just funny and you guys were silly. It's what I said to Brennan. And, you know, when we're doing this podcast, I go, look, we behave this way anyway. And all we have to do is make sure we don't try to manipulate that expression and just be as natural and as transparent and as honestes and have fun. And that's what I get from you guys. Like the first time I saw you guys doing some stupid, you were sucking your teeth and you were behind him and you guys are trying to figure out. You were trying to define something.

He just kept saying the same word over and over. I could not take my eyes off this bullshit. Like, these guys, I want to hang with these idiots because I'm as big an idiot. I only go to Captain D's with you too. Any beef tips? Bro, that's exactly how I fucking, I was watching you guys last night again. I couldn't wait to get you. He's deep-throating, hash brown.

So stupid. Because that, to me, is what life's about. Do your kids know what you guys do? Yeah. They do. Yeah. Yeah. Like my brother, I mean, not my brother, but my son, he says, Daddy, what's a cream pie, daddy?

Oh, it's like, get away from me, smart ass. It's a little Debbie oatmeal. cook you old bastard that's exactly what it is I just look at it's a little dib kick so yes 100% are you good at disciplining your kids you know how to do because I just use humor I don't know how to yeah I never raised the hand on any of my kids

my dad used to beat the fuck out of us yeah and look how you guys turned out pretty good pretty good I didn't like that man scars hit like that and beat shit up like that I'm never going to fuck my kids up like with my dad I don't know man I think my father I was so afraid of my father because I knew

that my mother was you know whatever My father was the wall. And if I didn't have that wall, I think I'd be... There has to be a sense of... You gotta be a little scared. I was terrified of my dad. I just got to put fear in them. You know, like, they can't be like walking eggshells,

but you gotta know, you get out of line here to catch a swift backhand. Yeah, your dad didn't fuck around, right? And I'm not either. I don't put up with his calabasis, Malibu. Let's talk through our feelings. Fuck you. Hey, bitch, you got to beat them down. Oh, bro.

I had a long guy. You got to slap him around. You got a joke a motherfucker out. You got a ray. Ice a bitch every now and then. I think there is a place for a little domestic roughness sometimes. I mean, I don't know.

I'm not saying get a switch out like Adrian Peterson. No, but you can smack his ass. And he's like in a gang and he, you're trying all this talking and he's not listening. Hey, I got to fuck you up. So you know what they say about that, right? So I've been, because my, my philosophy is I look at how things have always been done, especially in civilizations that have produced a lot of stuff.

Like kids got the fucking kids got, you know, hit in the back of the, the legs. My mother used to take a riding whip because I was impossible and I'd fucking deserve it. But you know what I really did. I deserved it. I mean a lot of the it wasn't it wasn't child abuse but I got like when I would swear she put chili powder in my mouth.

So there's all that old fashioned shit but they say that and I think it's bullshit but the common theme on being sort of disciplinary punishment quote unquote with your kids is the idea that well when you're a strict disciplinary

or you punish your kids or even hit them, you create an individual that has trouble making emotional connections. Really? I feel fine. I think that's bullshit. Where was this therapist at and said this? Well, I've talked to. I've talked to.

I've talked to a number. No, this is just California Child Development Specialist and stuff. I've talked to them and I'm like, I don't buy it because if my son's being a pain in the ass, I go, hey, bro, come over here right now. You sit in that chair

and do not move until I tell you to move. Like, that's how I promise. Look at kids today, though. Like, they're full of shit. They got right. Go hang around a kid's classroom right now. All their parents' ones go, look, now, why are you hitting Billy? Let's talk about it.

If you do that to me, like, fuck you, man. As a kid, it does not work. My son doesn't listen. Kids have never been bigger pussies than today. Yeah, he used to paddle kids. What happened when you got bullied in school? I punched a bully directly in the mouth. I got bullied for a year straight.

I mean, nobody can't help you fucking like that. And then I fucking dropped the head. The day. Elbows. I wish you guys to have seen the fucking elbows. I cut his face up to ribbons. If you look at kids today. Ribbons, motherfuckers.

Ribbons, bids. Sorry. But I think the proof is you look at kids today and all the problems they have and how bad bullying is and social media and they're glued to their phone. It's because parents have this new way of thinking where we talked about our feelings in this household. Cool, man. You know what that develops? Raging pussies. They're going to do nothing.

I don't know. I guess you're right. I mean, I feel that way viscerally the way you do. and I say that too, but maybe there is some truth, too. The most successful people I know, the most successful ones I know, by far, not even close and the best people I know, their parents are like, let's sit down and talk about how do you feel because I went and saw Calabasas therapist, and they said, your feelings count because you're three. Let's talk about it.

It does not fucking work. Look at the Kardashians. Yeah, yeah. Listen, man, I'm with you on all of that. I really do think that it seems like I was doing a, a. sort of a poll on all the people we've had on this podcast that are dynamic that I'd like to hang out with that are interesting you're doing a poll no I'm saying to all our guests like most of the guests that I find interesting most of the people in my life that I find interesting that

have accomplished things did not have it that easy growing up they just didn't in fact sometimes they had really shitty childhoods but who's had it easy well I'm saying now what happens is when you have it's it feels like and it's natural but for parents if you have some money and stuff it's natural to first you want to give your kids a lot of opportunity but then you want to make their lives comfortable you want to shelter them you want to protect them you want to give them everything they want and what happens before you note if you're not very very careful if it becomes easy to do that that's the standard and there's a system that's a standard you know what jerry Seinfeld says about it his son goes dad are we rich he goes i am you're not this is my car

you know what i'm saying that's great and his kid goes he's like 500 porches he's a huge Porsche guy. And his kid goes, Dad, will you not pick me up at camp in a different car every day? He goes, I don't give a fuck what your friends think. You know what many jokes I've had to tell to buy different cars? I'm going to pick you up in whatever the fucking car I want. I love that. This isn't about

you. He's right, though, man. And you know, they've done some really interesting studies. I was talking to this child development specialist who works with all these rich kids. She said, listen. Why do you talk these child kids? Well, my kids having issues. Because you fucking talk it out with them. My kid likes to punch people in the face. You guys were negotiating their allowance. No, no, bro.

my kid punches kids in the face and then won't apologize and I'm like listen I'm like say sorry he goes not saying sorry that guy I'm like say fucking sorry he folds his hands he goes nope and I go and I go I'll put up I'm gonna punch you with a fucking lose my mind I'm like if you want a life and organized crime this is a good attitude to add otherwise it's gonna fucking suck anyway but she said that the biggest issue is that these people you make a lot of money and you get your kids in these great private schools man and they push them they push them and they get accomplished and they get good grades because you got to get ready for college Guess what?

What happens is because you're really busy and the kids being raised by a nanny and stuff, they call it the affluenza. They call it affluenza. And it's a real condition where these kids are not having connections with their parents. They're being raised by nannies. And more importantly, more importantly, because they're being raised, they're being pushed so hard because the parents will drive them from appointment, appointment.

So they got tennis, then they got this and they got this. It's bad parenting. They start having breakdowns. They start having breakdowns. Or they'll start because they need a break. They'll just give themselves an opiate problem. And it's a fucking major problem. If you look in Malibu and you go to Brentwood, you are warned.

They're like, it's great, great stuff. Just be careful. A lot of kids are on drugs. It's just fucking. So, you know. That's on the parents. It's on the parents. The parents are off doing the best they can.

Well, they're, they don't know me better. Because they're working. Some of them. Some of them. Yeah. Some of them. No, believe me. I know.

I see it. I see it. We see it all the time. time. My wife and I see it all the time. We're like, where are the parents here? The reason why I'm not doing drugs, because Mama told us all the time. Every day, Kevin, don't take no drugs. And it was. She wakes us up in the middle at 2 o'clock. Didn't take any drugs, did you? You guys never fell down that. You found fitness. Nothing. I've seen my family members have

drug problems and alcoholism. That's all you need to see. And that I make you sober up real quick. It doesn't work, does it? It never really works out. What do you mean? I got a lot of problems, do a couple lines, I'm going to drink a fifth Scotch, and it's going to get better. I'm going to run this up a hotel room. But drink my problems away. Just going to drink with problems away and sniff up a little bit. It's crazy to me, some people that are functional, like drug users or alcoholics,

where it's the standard, you know what I'm saying? Like they have to be drunk. Tude up a little, tutte up a couple bumps be. Hey, you guys, come over here and tut up him. I mean, bring those blue eyes over there. Hey, remember the first time I was around it when we're at the Sundance Festival? We're with this guy, famous actor.

This was good. famous actor, we're at a party and he goes to the bathroom and what the fuck is, you guys, I'll tell you after who it is. He goes to the bathroom, comes back in his white powder all over the room. For real. He's old as fuck. He's like, yeah. Right, whoa!

Looking at these, we're watching people dancing. We just hear, we're like, what the fuck? I was like this, oh my God. And he's hanging off this. I'm like, what the fuck is he? And he starts dancing with us. Yeah. Like he found the Lost City of Gold. And I'm like, and he smelled like,

soup he smelled like old hummus he smelled like geronimo's backpack and hummus he smelled like pure shit yeah it was interesting yeah blow blow doesn't really turn it's not like that's the first time that guy's doing cocaine let's go hang out with him while he tells us how to start a business you know what I mean like that's what happens when people are on blow they're like you guys let's start a business together let's open a candle shop you fuck let's all lease this Ferrari the six of us will share god cocaine cocaine cocaine talk cocaine's hell of a drug what the fuck why isn't this a TV Have you guys been around it? I'm seeing it, yeah.

I've seen it, right. I'll tell you what, no one's inviting the four of us to a cocaine party with these noses for us. Off limits. Or are they? Yeah,

I'm too much of a pussy to try cocaine. Yeah, I'm too worried about it, man. Those guys are the light skin, the blue eyes. The fuck of those guys. Bring them out. Shut them, what's up. Have you got some good current events today, my man?

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Jesus. Well, that was 15 years ago. Well, still, he's a bad guy. It's breaking news. Yeah. Really? This is literally front page TMZ this morning. What do you do? Yeah, what kind of proof do they have? They have an old bodyguard that claimed that when they went to the, well, it was Eminem's bodyguard. Oh, well, wow. Okay. They went to the 2001 Source Awards and they had conveniently, like, Shug had conveniently set it up.

So all the bodyguards that were supposed to be with M were seated, were like forced to sit in a basically isolated area. And I don't know just a fucking sitting duck and the other surrounded by a bunch of rappers and like their red shirts or whatever just like screaming at him like we go get you motherfucker so why didn't why didn't he go through because the body the bodyguard was like oh shit Eminem is like my guy is conveniently being sat in between all of Shug Nights enforcer guys I should probably maybe you know get him and yeah that's what you're paid for motherfucker Jesus Christ wow have you guys seen the Shug Knight video why would Shug Night want to kill Eminem because he was a competitor? Or what? Because he's, well, yeah. He talks last shit. And because he's Shug Night. It's Shug Night.

That's what he does Shug Night shit. I thought there was all a big joke about a big Tony one here. No, no, no. Shug Night. Have you seen the video of him killing someone? He's on the set of Compton. You know that movie that just came out? He came to the set because obviously he was part of it, right?

And they're in Compton. He's in a Raptor, Ford Raptor, and he's at a gas station. And he claims he's in prison right now for it. He claims he thought he was going to get robbed. So he gets back in his truck and mows over these two dudes. Kills one, the other ones that I critical condition, I think. But there's video of it in the gas thing, so he's in prison right now. This motherfucker just came on set.

Was like, hey, cool, Hollywood. Oh, shit. Bumble, boom. Ran over two people. He said he'd hang people out the window by their ankles, and he's one of those guys. He's a really bad dude. Oh, damn savage. He's a straight up.

Have you seen that straight out of Compton? No, I haven't seen it. So the way they kind of make, they make him. out that he's kind of like this badass man like he's a rough dude and you hear vanilla ice talk about he hung him out of the balcony he did it to vanilla ice yeah yeah

MC Hammer had EZE wanted out of his contract and he beat the fuck out of EZE his him and his henchmen beat the brakes off of him just a bad dude and they finally caught up to him because he ran over two guys at a gas he sounds like a horrible business before that oh yeah he'd been in jail for all nine years not for for a tax evasion or something

yeah now he's murder murder murder yeah Yeah, now, so they must have some real proof then that he tried to have Eminem killed. But the motive was to, did he own his music? And he wanted to, what was? No, just didn't like him. He was with Dr. Dre from Aftermath. Exactly. Dray and Shugnight used to be partners.

Yeah, they set it up so that the bodyguards couldn't sit with the artists, which was supposed to encourage artist networking. But it really just leaves your guy isolated in a been a beef situation. Oh, wow. Terrible idea. That's crazy. You know, he's not exactly the not killing some person kind of type of guy. He's a bad dude.

I like that he just brazenly be like, just kill him in front of everybody. At the awards ceremony. What about what's the most damn brains out of? Who's going to get away? I get away. The source awards, really inconspicuous,

low-key. No one will notice. Isn't there a better way to go about that? The Source Award? Maybe after a party or something? He needed a bunch of shootings at the BET and Source Awards. It's been shooting. Generally.

Generally is going to be some shootings. Like, holy shit, you go to a war ceremony and the shooting. I know, man. I'm not a surprise. For a guy who seemingly killed a lot of people. He's really bad at murder plans. Well, He's also like 6, 6, 6, and where he's all red all the fucking time.

Yeah, like maybe don't run over a guy 17 times in your gigantic lifted raptor outside of a gas station that obviously has cameras everywhere. On set. On set. On fucking set. That's the bikina. How weird is it? That shit's in HD. You realize that.

Matter of fact, we're filming Avatar over here, so it's 3D now, bitch. You know what weird is that? We got lighting and everything else. You know Avatar 2 is being filmed right there, so now it's 3D. We saw everything, man. Fucking idiot. It's a weird. But, you know, they killed Tupac right on what, the Los Vegas strip.

Yeah. I mean, it's not. Well, he doesn't take claim for it. Well, apparently he, you know, he was next to him. And I wonder why they missed him and they shot. Well, they shot the entire van up or the entire SUV. Missed him, though. He's a big guy.

Did he or did he not play professional football for a couple years? Did not. Can you look that up, please? I heard he did. Oh, should? You're going to be impressed, too. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever heard that.

It'll be the first ever heard of it. I think I read it. What college did he go to then? Oh, he went straight from high school, B? Hmm. I feel like he played for the Lions. The Detroit Lions.

Callan's right. Come on, baby. He went to UNLV. Yeah. And then he played for the Los Angeles Rams in 87. No shit. God damn. Come on, man.

Come on, man. With this guy, he'll stop. Hey, ramming people over. Hey, 90% of them. time, you can never trust it, but when he hits it out, he hits it out the park. Like with Caitlin Jenner, four years ago, Brian's like, dude, I'm telling you, he's becoming a woman, man. I was like, you're full of shit. Boom, look at him now. It was a straight up replacement movie scenario. He went undrafted, got invited to Rams

training camp, got cut, and then became a replacement player during the 87 NFL players. He was a scab. He was a game. He was a scab. He was a scab. He was a scab. He was a scab. Is that what they call him? Yeah. Well, yeah. Shug Night, scab. It's still impressive. Still a big guy when he hangs you out the window.

You know what I mean? Why is this guy so strong? Well, he play a pro football. And, you know, it's not like you're going to beat his ass. You hang him by the ankle? Yeah. Yeah, he hangs outside. He took, he took, I don't think he's hanging on your bus fire ankles.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Vanilla Ice is a pretty cocky guy, whatever that guy's name is. If you ever, I watched that show of his when they tried to bring him back. They had a redo. Like the home improvement. No, no, no, he had that he had that. but they were going to try to do the comeback of vanilla ice and so he they were going to have him styled and they said we got a hair guy goes nah i'm straight i'm going to keep it just like this

they go well we got clothing he goes nah i'm going to do it just like this i do everything my own way and it just didn't work out that well and uh he didn't want to be called vanilla ice anymore he's a cocky kind of you know he talks about being tough yeah he got he got he got he got yeah that's not i see the video of uh vanilla ice that came out like yesterday or a day or two ago at the at the airport yeah sort of i want to call it a meltdown but by like was flight got canceled for nine hours because the pilot didn't show up right Luke Rockhold was on the same flight you see this was it Luke Rockold was definitely talking about the same thing

I think we are Luke Rockold was on a flight vanilla vanilla ice was on the same flight you guess why you got canceled for now the pilot was just like nah I'm good today huh nah I'll get you tomorrow it drives you crazy how crazy so Luke Rockhold was cool he's sitting in line he's like oh fuck what are you gonna do you all figure it out vanilla ice went up there and just

was going nuts. Wow. I think that's what most people want to do in that situation. I do. I lose my mind, but who are you going to yell at the person who's like,

sorry. I went for a huge corporation. Come on, man, I'm telling you my flight. He's like, shut the fuck up. I ain't dealing with you right now, am I?

I love that part. He turns around and like, get your viral video and shut the fuck up. I got, I'm dealing with something here. I ain't even talking to you. Why didn't someone whoop his ass? Whip Vanilla Ice his ass?

Yes. Because he's super tall and strong. Why? Do you say super tall and strong? Super Tone's strong. I mean, if you're the guy shooting the video and he turns around

tells you to shut the fuck up, then sure, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but fucking drop elbows and cut him to ribbons. I'll ribbon that motherfucker up. What else you got? Hit it, hit it.

Have you guys, do you guys watch UFC? A little bit, man. I saw one, I forget. Oh, my God. I'm putting him in an arm bar and snapped.

I'm going to say, fuck this. Can't handle it. You're probably talking about Frank Mirre doing that to McGarra. I'm like, holy shit. What else you got

That's a real sport, man. On Tuesday nights, America's Got Talent, there was a Canadian, like, one of those, like, freak shows, stunt performer, sword-swaller kind of guys. And he goes in, he's doing his routine with his partner. She's shooting a flaming arrow to a target

that is in his mouth. This is awesome. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is awesome. She missed. And hit him where? Right in the fucking throat. Oh! Flaming arrow.

Was he going? Ah! He's asking. Yeah, he freaked the fuck out. Little twist, the woman who is, his partner who is shooting the area of Fiancé. Damn.

Bro, she tried to kill us. No, she didn't try to him. She's probably never been on that big of a stage and she was like, all right, I got this shit. All right. Here we go. That's a lot of people. That's fucking Howie, man.

Oh, God, damn. Wait, wait, hold. Make sure Howard's watching. Howard's watching. Oh, God. That's exactly what happened. Oh, this is the video. No, it's not.

Oh, damn. That's a crossbow. Bro. Wow. Oh, shit. He's trying to say, you fucking bitch. Bro, he could, did he die? She didn't even run over.

She was all, ah. Well, that could have hit his spine. What happened? It is spine. Well, it goes right through his throat. It's not like there's a lot of, but it's not an arrow. What is it? It's like a fucking.

marshmallow on fire that hits like that. Oh, it's a marshmallow. They obviously tipped it with something. If he took a straight-up fucking arrowhead to the... They're not showing that on TV. That just dies? Oh, I thought that's what I was like... The crowd was like, yeah!

Hey, dummy, it's a crossbow. Just line the sights up. Yeah, I never done that. She wasn't that far either. She sucks. She sucks. Well, the main concern, she didn't drop the crossbow and run over. She's like, ah, fuck, man.

Like, she's just like, fuck. She's disappointed. That's where you don't even have time. You can't even say sorry. You go, Sorry. You know, when you really fucking... There's nothing you can say.

Sorry. No, you don't do that. You're sorry, it doesn't matter. That's just words. It's just, ah, ah, ah, ah, like, there's nothing. You just do that like you're coming. Oh, oh, oh, they, ah, but you're... Ah, it's always those lame things.

You okay? You're all right? No, I'm not all right, bitch. You shot me in the throat with a fire arrow. We've been doing this how many times? The one time it fucking counts, you ruined both of our careers? Even had a damn funnel in his mouth. He missed that and everything.

Also, also maybe that job kind of sucks anyway. Because deep throat in that damn funnel. Yeah, that's even more concerned. David Blaine caught a bullet in his mouth, apparently. Oh, no, he had a steel thing in his mouth and then the guy shot at 22 or something. You see that?

Yeah, it's magic. I don't know. It looked like it was real. Excuse me, sir, it's magic. I don't know, dude. Don't call him magic. You don't even know. Did you just want up the couple that shot in the throat?

He's a wizard. What else you got, Ev? The situation in Rio, which we've talked about a couple times through the Olympics and how incredibly hilariously dog shit everything seems to be down there. The men's and women's USA basketball teams have completely just flat out refused to even stay in a hotel in Rio. So they got themselves the fattest yacht of all time. And both the women and men's team are all going to be on this yacht. That's a good call.

That's where they're staying during the Olympics. That's a good call. Who's paying for that? Probably the NBA That's a big-ass yacht Probably the NBA Makes sense because you're You know

You're protecting your athletes Because it's hell out there, man It's big trouble And you got the most important people In your league You know what I'm saying Staying in the shit place So you put it on that boat

I guess you're gonna have some pirates So you got security all the time Trying to fucking make sure They don't come on board and shit Right? Like some Brazilian pirates I would imagine And there's going to be a lot of fucking on that boat

Because you're in international waters Exactly that you're going to have to have some of them Brazilian boot get on a little fucking little paddle boat. On a dingy? On a dingy?

Go on dingy them fine ass tities up here. Go ahead. Go ahead get the dingy working back and forth? Yeah. Oh, let's dingy up a little bit. Hey, dingy up and you go and put this big old dig in your mouth. Oh, drop that dingy.

Drop that dingy and bring them tithy over there. They got the best butts in the world down there. By far, yes. If you're in a tiny waist and apple bottoms, if that's what you're in here. Have you guys been down there? No.

Wife won't let me go. I'd never been to go down about it. I can go down that by myself. He goes, why don't let me go? You're going to go to a fitness expo. She said, where is it at?

I said, brother's like, you're not fucking going. What ethnicity is your wife? Latina. Yeah, Latina. Well done. Right?

I hear you guys. They're a handful. Yeah. I'm still going to try to go, though. I'm going to say, look, baby, everything's going to be cool. Say you got a show down there.

You got a show everything. I'm going to be professional. It's business. It's all business. I'm going to go on a limb because you guys are a couple lookers, and I call you guys the triple threat. because I know you get a lot of white, black, Asian,

well, I'm going to call you a quadruple threat. Latin attention. Well, you call them the melting pot threat. Well, these guys are the composite men. This is what I picture Christ look like. Now, keep on going. I'm not going to call you both the Messiah, but I might later. Now, listen up.

You have to navigate a lot of that energy. It's got to be very tough for you guys. You need any help. You call me, and I'll help you. That's why he's here, guys. It's like a help place. It's like a help house. Max, not willing to help me.

He's like, I can't help you, man. Yeah, Max made, too. Thanks for that offer. Here's an important question. Have you guys ever, and you don't have to answer, it's personal. Have you ever kind of pull the old switch and bait? Oh, hell yeah, in high school. Lights are off.

You go in there now. Well, we wouldn't do the switcheroo. That's like, wait a minute, I think this is rape. You're kind of right, though. Yeah, it definitely is. I'm not trying to catch no fucking case. Usually how I'd go down, he would like to watch. And pretty soon, they'd be like, I think your brother's watching this.

Don't worry. He just liked to watch. It's me anyway. A, Keith, he's on top of A, man. Ask her, can I have something too, man? Share and share alike. She's like, hey, can my brother have some same person? It's a good argument.

It's the exact same person. Whoops, this old thing? I already have it out. Whoops, what's this? It's the exact same dick. The exact same dick. It ain't going to suck itself. Exact same dick.

You've already tried it. You've already tried it. Double vision, girl. Whoops. Double vision. And I'm in the back. I'm in the corner. Double vision.

The 49-year-old white guy. Double vision. And then I put my dick in. Oh, this one's different. Hey, what's that doing there? Hey, I'm here to party too. It's the exact same. Just kidding.

Whoops. You girls, you ready. You ready for it. It's white as shit. Yeah, here you know. If yours is not that white, ready for a three-people. You're dark, bro. You're Samoan and Native American.

You've got a lot of stuff in you. He says he's white. He doesn't look white to me. Does he look white to you? I don't know. He could pass for a lot of stuff. He could pass for, you know, fucking Greek, Latin, Puerto Rican.

Fucking Greek. Fucking Greek. Latin? Dirty Mexican? I don't know, man. Might have a little Asian in them. I don't know. You could definitely be

Mexican. You look Greek. Cuban, bro. That's cool, man. You got more current events? He's pissed off. I'm white, you fuck. I'm white.

I'm fucking white. Don't you forget it. Kimbo permanently recruited you to the black squad, too. He did, man. He co-signed up. On the ultimate fighter, they were having a, this racist dude was yelling at this black guy. Kimbo goes up, he wakes him up. He goes, hey, man, they're fucking with our people.

Come on. Help me out. And then it was like, what? He goes, our people, man. I thought they called to the hybrid. Aren't you black and white? He's like, I'm not black, bro. He's like, ah, fuck it.

I was down to fuck the racist guy up, but I'm not black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you got to have? All right, yeah, one more. So there was a really big boxing commission across the board meeting to go over the entire, to redefine a lot of, like, the unified rules of MMA and boxing and all that shit. Okay. There were some pretty significant changes made.

Like what? That are going to affect a lot of fights moving forward. The most significant change was the scoring criteria, because, you know, there's always, like, all these fights that gets scored because someone's always pressing forward and being more aggressive, even though they're getting their fucking ass kick the entire time, but they somehow win. Okay. So they've redefined that. So basically the only things that matter are effective striking and grappling. And only if those two are equal, do you even start to judge aggression and cage control?

That's brilliant. Okay. And then the definition of a 10-8 is also a lot more liberal. So they're going to be looking at, you know, dominant duration of impact, all that kind of shit. Basically, a 10-8's going to be a lot more frequent now. That's good. We're actually going to start using them. That's brilliant.

basically a near murder. Well, what was it before, Brennan? Like, when, you would have to be a near murder person again. A 10-8, you would have to basically knock the motherfucker out, and then he's saved by the bell. Like, it's basically almost over, but something saved you. 10-8s were so hard to come by, and it's so stupid. How do they score on a 10-point system when you're throwing, say, 50, you know, you're landing 50 shots in a round? How do you come up with the 10-8 or even a 10-9 or whatever round?

So how do they score that? Well, it's octagon control. Grappling, striking effective, you know? Okay. But it's still boxing rules, comes from boxing rules, which... No, because when I say grappling. Right. Yeah.

No, I'm saying, but with boxing, because they were using it with boxing, how does boxing score that? How does boxing score like a 10-8 round or a 10... Knockdowns? Knockdowns? No, only knock-downs. Boxing is a lot easier. Way easier. It's way to score.

The MMA is real technical. MMA, well, the reason of MMA is tough because the commission comes from a boxing background. So, take down defense. submission attempts, submission defense, octagon control, counterpunching, kicking. Like, they don't take a lot of that into consideration. So for them, they see a takedown. It's like, that used to weigh more heavily in, you know, if I was whooping your ass for three minutes of the rounds on doing stand-up, but the other guy takes you down, he would usually

win the round. They're just not as educated on it as they should be. So these are good things, though. It's step in the right direction. What other rules have? What about the 12 to 6 L? Do they work out on that? Yeah, there's a couple other ones going on.

We'll get to 12 to 6 elbows in a second. But extended fingers, you just straight up, you can't paw like this anymore. If you're extending your arm out with your fingers open towards your opponent, foul. Well, John Jones and Trash Brown, fucked. What? Because Pete was poking people in eyes? Poking the fuck out of their eyes. And like not meaning to because it's an open glove.

That's what I'd be to stay loose. Yeah, dudes were just like, yeah. You ever had your eyes? I spoke? No. No. Never. So that's going to be, is that, that's a very significant thing for someone like John Jones? Is that going to be like a real issue? Big time. It is. Especially if they're serious about it. What else you got

to have? This is the first I've heard of this. Yeah, you should be able to poke somebody in eye if you try to rip their fucking head off. He's trying to cut off the damn arrow. Why can't you poke him in it? That's very true. It makes you, yeah. It's good for street fighting. Fights would end way faster. I literally just run out the guy who goes like this.

Fucking like this. My logo would just be like this Cover your eyes It's not even a good fight I just clip the fuck Yeah It would have That's a good idea

World champ What else you got to have It doesn't It doesn't look World champ Eyes and Balls is where I go You fucks I win this championship

12 6 elbows Looks like it's still up So do you get So the 126 elbow You guys are probably bored As fuck with this stuff No this is cool He said eyes and balls

Eyes and balls I'll go after eyes and balls. If we're not in an off gun we're protecting eyes and balls. If I'm in a parking lot head day and d'em. I go for the balls, you go for the eyes. Oh, we fight and tan. What do you eat that dick like Kobayashi. I'm not doing that shit, bro. I'm not

putting it in my mouth. I'll just drive. No, I well. Ooh. Through the jeans, motherfucker. All right. That's interesting. That's not technically. No, it's not gay. There's denim in between. Or you can just drive your foot or knee into his balls. Nah, I like to get these old chomper chompers on.

Anyways, uh, 12 to 6. elbow uh so you can't you're now so john jones got disqualified in a fight like this he's on defeated the one fight he got disqualified he's on top of the guy beating the brakes off this deaf dude named matt hamill and he's like this he's deaf yeah i probably shouldn't have said that but i don't know why that's so much beating the side of his freaking hair and he breaks out of this death man he's a great fighter though he's a good fighter you don't want to start a conversation like you guys appreciate the story my friends and i were beating the shit

out his deaf guy and he couldn't see too well either but he's the best fire in the world beat the shell his deaf guy check it out he wasn't white even so he got disqualified because you're not allowed to throw uh 12 to six elbows down you can't throw him like this what's that you know why because when they're making the rules these complete i know stupid fucks watch those like taekwondo and those weird videos where there's bricks and they were breaking bricks like so they're like if they can do that to bricks imagine someone's skull well brick's not that hard to break you morons it's very easy so that's why they ban 12 to 6 elbows but 12 to 6 elbows are super effective aren't they i mean you'd have to change the way you no but a heel kick to the face that's cool

no but i mean like it's so stupid i can wheel kick you with my fucking heel that's all bone i can throw a shin at your face but 12 to 6 oh it's just too much well you are in the back of the head and on top of that you're sitting in the back of the head i feel like well who is it Josh what's his name what are you referring to you? I'm saying the 12 to 6 elbow so if I go in for a double leg right like the way what's his name went in on Travis Brown and Travis Brown brought his elbow he did this side oh he did do a side he didn't do 12 we're talking 12 to 6 straight down straight down yeah

how the fuck is that illegal but I can throw this shin of pure bone as fast I can at your fucking face and it's all good hey can you do 12 to 8 is that okay oh yeah just not just not straight down Because they saw Little Asian and white dudes who take Taekwondo way too serious Breaking bricks like this and boards and they're like that's too dangerous That's why the rule came about you never saw me throw an elbow but yeah I understand What is that it for the rules though? So 12 to 6 still legal. Yeah, that's on fucking believable. That's unbelievable

Let me ask you this is if if 12 to 6 was legal It doesn't change so much it wouldn't change the way people like you would see fights And faster on the ground. Okay. Yeah. Because if I take you down, I get to mount, it's over. There you go. It's good.

So would that be a good or bad thing? Good thing. It would be a good thing. Instead of the guy taking so much more damage. You're in mount, you're in trouble already. If I can throw 12 to six elbows. Finish you off real quick. Oh, you're saying if you had somebody in the mount, you could do it that way.

Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't even think about it. In the mouth? Oh, man. That hurts like a, yeah, that would be. Oh, your teeth is fucking gone. Not a fun game, fellas.

Not a fun game. Keep slinging them dick jokes. said I don't know that's so true do it for me for God sakes for me anything else self that's a wrap my man boom new rules

you gotta drop in knowledge I was gonna see I was actually gonna see I know this sounds weird I do have a drop in knowledge but I was gonna see if maybe you guys you know because I'm excited

to you guys are here maybe you guys have something that we don't know can you drop some knowledge on us fuck you're in trouble man I'm not to put you on fitness yeah give us something about about fitness

that maybe we don't know you guys want to think about because I gotta pee on my huge dick, and we'll take a two-minute break. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to pee out this fat-spotted dick, man. I'll be right back. Spotter is right. Let's go pee, guys, as a group.

As you guys know, I'm usually the one who drops knowledge, but Hoshwins are here, and I want to, I want some tips. I need some muscle on, and I got to get my endurance up, and I want to get my fuck on. Jump on a cycle. Well, that might be a good idea. That's the easy short-ed. That's the best way to do it, right? The best way to do, that's the best results, too. Don't you wish people could be real?

When they ask, like, Phil Heath or someone, just take a shitload of deck of ball. That's what you need to fucking do. Go to Doc and say, Doc, my dick doesn't get hard, Doc. Give me some dick peels. I need some dick peels. Or some testosterone. You see, I eat like a polar bar.

You know, that's why they're so big to eat penguins. You son of a bitch. I won't stand for this. I will not stand for this. They eat like 86 fucking penguins. That fucker is dead serious I was like damn That's all the grams of protein that is

I said it was so much I said that's a brodiction I said it was such conviction We had an 8th grader email this Like hey bro Bangs and Polar Bears don't live together Count's full of shit Hashtag Larry from 8th grade

Yep Yeah I saw that Eat that feather pillow It's full of protein Yeah feather pillow with with feet But you got As far as supplements go

You guys have your own supplements People They even ask me all the time What supplements should I pre-workout, blah, blah, blah. If you have, diet's 90% of the battle. Yeah, you only want to use supplements to enhance what you're doing. Hence supplementation.

What are you, what do you use? Do you believe in creatine? Oh, definitely. Creatine is like a no-brainer, beta-alinin. And that's pretty much it. I like pre-workouts, you know, something to give you some energy to, you know, increase the attention. And if you can't eat a lot of meat, then protein supplement would come. But a lot of people are over supplements.

Like weight protein, like mine, for instance. my fuck out the way protein that we sell what do you call it fuck out the way that's fucking hilarious your protein's called fuck out the way that's hilarious

that can only be bought at official harsh twins dot com I love it fuck out the way but you guys take like red line anything like that pre-workout

caffeine I just take a whole shit so you guys also sell pre-workout and what's in the pre-workout mix oh the same shit everybody else is doing

it's got my label Hey, guys, by the way, you're shitty salesman. Same shit as everyone else? Same old shit everybody else uses. I guess I'll use that then. I guess I'll just take you from fucking Walmart if it's all the same shit. What's that called? Is that called same shit everybody else takes?

Before you get to take, fuck out the way, take same shit everybody else. What pre-workout is that? Same shit as everyone else? Oh, I love that same shit. Give me that. That should be the name of it. Oh, we definitely got the best taste of protein. You taste it, you're like, man, this is amazing.

Really? But when you look at a label, pre-workout label, all pre-workout. I so had the same ingredient as caffeine, beta-alinin, creatines. It's the same stuff. I just fucking caffeine. Yeah, yeah. I just do black coffee. Black coffee and fucking get them gains, boys.

Get their gains. I like coffee. You guys wondering how I get my gains? Coffee and Jesus Christ. I pray to the Lord. You pray to the Lord for the games. I pray the Lord. You guys are,

you guys are, you guys are, you guys are, Hey, bro. Hey, man. You get, he's got the Holy Ghosts. I was speaking in tongues.

I was speaking of tongues. Why did I just have? I mean to say, rely. You rely. You rely. I'll fuck out the way. I'm Jesus Christ.

If you died, I would just keep doing the show with them. Well, I just, let's just link up fellas i forgot the word rely i swear to god you went you get bro bro bro bro bro bro bro i'm i'm seriously getting seen out i forgot the word rely y'all i never seen that i was serious i know you were searching for the word

please get it out i can see the baines of your neck and everything i know man here's a i can't wait to show you guys what i'm working with um would you go drop in knowledge for us? No, I was waiting for that. Well, their shit is basic, man. That you take pre-workout. Mine's too long. You know what the key thing is?

It's consistency. 100%. Like, we were talking about, I hate the people are like, 30 pounds, 30 days. This diet, this is all you need. As soon as I see that, I'm like, you're a fucking con artist. You're full of shit. Four hours.

That's all you need in a work week. Fuck you. It doesn't work like that. You're full of shit. We've been doing this shit for like seven years now, over seven years. It's consistency. And you guys have always been gym rats, right?

Oh, really? I had a stretch in between the ages of 23 to 31, well, I didn't do shit. Okay, well, stretch would be an understanding. 23 or 31 is a long time. We got back until it when it was 32. I remember we just see my wife looking at other guys, like, you know, cut guys. And I was like, she wants to fuck him. 100%, sir.

You don't want to fuck me anymore. You had the dad bond? Oh, man, I had some fucked up shit. I had bitch tits fucking same stuff Yeah Both of you? Yeah

I didn't get that set of titty's on you I was about 240 I had a set of B cups Really? Yeah And you were two 40 What are you now? I'm around 215

Okay Yeah Put on some muscle And drop some fat But yeah I was kind of like Our motivation at first Yeah

I just wanted to look and feel But You just wanted your wife To look at you And sit all these other Ripped up dudes Be like I'm gonna pass out When I'm on top of her

And she's like I can't breathe Get your big ass off of me And you're sweating Yeah Your tis are your face God damn it And then all that fat's clapping

And busting the ass together And shit It's just like this is not fun Yeah And so what was the first step Just going Because you guys are obviously Very close

So did you call him You're like girl bro It was him These tits are getting out of control You're like mine too Yeah And we used to work out really hard Between the ages of 19 and 21

So after that long layoff We jumped back in the gym And in my body remember It snapped back in like two months You started eating right I assume Because that people don't realize Like you can spend all the time in the gym

but if you're balls deep in chicken, make nuggets every day, what you do in the gym does not matter. It really doesn't matter. Unless you're a crazy genetic freak. They're out there. Like, Brian can eat cheeseburgers all day. Still stay skinny. Yeah.

Again, it's the carbs. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's a lot of things. But to the point is that the diet is the important part. Would you guys agree with that? And then, supplementation and your workout are what make up the other parts of it. But I'm sure when you guys are, going to get in shape and lose those tits, that's what you start.

Lose them. Tits. Yeah. Tits do not look good on the man. What do you guys, as you work out, what do you guys think of, like, vegan diets? Well, we tried the vegan thing. We did that vegan thing. How long?

I did for 60 days. Yeah. We saw a bunch of cows getting slaughtered, and I was like, this is horrible. I can't eat this shit anymore. I've been there. I became a female, and then we started. That's a bad female impression. This is horrible.

I can't do this anymore. I'm not having sex with a female. Look at these cows. It's a bad acting job. Look at the cows like they're chopping his fucking head off and the cows go like that. I like it. So we did it for like 60 days and... How'd you feel?

Any different? Man, I lost... I lost size. It's kind of weird. My energy level. Everything was good. It's just muscle size. It's not...

You look like a raging pussy, right? Like when I eat his veggies. I noticed when I put on my clothes, my pants. I mean, I just started me. And you don't look, but you don't look healthy either. Like, I was doing vegan for six hours, but literally, I found myself eating way more carbs. Like, I was eating falafels and hummus and I was starving, man. Yeah.

There are a lot of cultures that I can think of, indigenous cultures that are vegan. The only one I can think of is southern India for the most part. But even, like, cultures that are primarily vegetarian, like, you know, eat a plant-based diet. So a lot of Mediterranean, like, you know, they'll eat beans. and stuff like that, but they always eat some fish, they always eat cheese, they always eat some milk product, they always eat yogurt. So for the most part, if you look at like long-lived

culture has been around a long time, Armenian culture, Iranian culture. You don't have to list off all. They eat, it's not that they, because a lot of times meat was hard to come by, but they always supplemented with like a milk product. I feel like for women, it's easier to go vegan. I think it's a woman that look great who are.

Here's a dropping. Here's a dropping knowledge. All vegans are feeding. Well, here's a great dropping knowledge for you. I have no male friends who are vegan. They find, according to Jonathan Haidt, who is an author and scientist, if you look at the most, most so weird, most vegans are primarily professional urban white women. No shit. And the reason, there are a lot of reasons for it, but women tend to have also a much bigger, what's called the disgust impulse.

So if you create, if you create this idea that you're putting dead flesh, in your body, which became this thing. Women latch onto it way faster than men. Men get hungry. If I see a deer, I get fucking hungry. Women will be like, wait a minute, you know, what's going on? I remember being in, I remember I had to go to camp because my family was overseas, and I would see, they wouldn't feed us in summer camp, and I'd see fucking ducks in New Hampshire.

You want to eat the ducks, Bill? I swear to God, bro, I'd be like, my brother, oh, that's a nice duck. I was like, a nice duck. I'll shoot that thing. I'm going to hit it with a rock and pluck it, and I want to roast it over an open fire. Hey, wait, so this author and scientist? So women have a disgust mechanism that comes from, it's the reason they can also smell really well

because estrogen, I guess, creates a better olfactory sense where you can distinguish. And apparently that's important when you're pregnant. You've got to be careful what you put in your body because you can get your fetus and stuff like that. So there's a whole bunch of that shit. So this silly fuck did research to tell us that white girls are more vegan? Part of a much bigger book, thank you very much.

But that was just one of the points. And so it's mostly white urban professional women that are vegans you know i say to him no shit yeah and i don't i just haven't seen a whole lot healthy i'm sure you can do it i've seen some women who are healthy yeah i'm sure you can do it most women i know are do it are beast they're like yogis they're beast yeah yeah i went knock it i'm not knocking like this is my thing with diets everyone wants to knock certain people like diets or whatever if it works it works for them there's no diet for you that's right my diet's not going to work for you well you guys are very similar so it's probably going to work for him

but what works for me, it's not going to work for a 49-year-old Brian count. It just doesn't. So people want to push these diets on it. Like, I'm on a ketogenic diet, right? So all I ate is protein and fats. That's it. No sugar, none of that bullshit. It works for me, but when people ask me, I'm like, try it.

I don't know what to tell you, man. But then I'll have some people who have a name in the business dietitian to go, ketogenic doesn't work. That's why this girl lost the fight. I don't give a fuck. It doesn't work for her. Maybe vegan works for her. But anyone who tells you this is the way to do it,

The only way to do it. You got to experiment. They're also selling something. No, they're selling something. You got to experiment. Yeah. Yeah, it's true because I think diet becomes orthodoxy. It becomes like a religion, man.

That's very cold. Well, for vegans, yeah. Very close. Yeah, it's like a religion. As a matter of fact, they're going to attack y'all's podcast after we're going. It's like, Joe Roke. Joe Logan said, Joe Logan said the biggest amount of venom he gets from veg.

They're like, you, mother. I was looking at this act. I was like, I gave it a couple days before the, The vegan army He does not give a fuck Yeah I'm sure But like the difference I don't

If someone wants to be vegan I support it I don't give all fuck If that makes you feel good I don't give all fuck If you just eat blueberries And you feel good It's the best way to say There's also something called moderation

You know Like you're moderate about things And you're living your life I mean if you're an athlete It's a different story You got to get more stuff Do you guys feel it's hard When you're on the road

To eat clean? Oh hell yeah Yeah Peace right Yeah Because you when you perform and you're using a lot of energy. Even when you rehearse it,

it's like you burn all these calories. You just want food. Well, Brian and I were talking about it. It's a different kind of energy because the other day, whenever I work a lot, I get these ocular migraines. And it's like I lose vision.

My eye, it's really weird. But it's only when I'm working like a straight dog, man, like crazy hours. I got it yesterday. And we, you know, we came off tour and I had this other show I had to shoot was a 12-hour day. And we had to get ready for the show

that was yesterday. And it just takes all this, it's not, physically it's draining, but it's more mental, man. Yeah, because as an athlete, you can just power through it. Right, yeah. You really can, man. You can't, you can. You got to take a step back.

It's a different type of fuel, I feel like. Yeah, it's weird, right? I wish they started to walk away from it. Yeah, take a break, like, okay, I can think again, you know. Yeah, you're using a different type of muscle. Different, totally different. Very, very different. Yeah.

That's what we had to do when it was rehearsals. You know what, fuck this. It's done. I'm over for today. We'll just come back at it tomorrow. Yeah. Then you feel better. like, okay, it's flowing around.

Usually you kind of reset. Yeah, one thing you can't do, tired is stand up. No. If you don't have an energy and giving off that glow, that's shit. Well, the crowd can sense it.

Yeah, exactly. We've had our chosen feelings. My first show was good, but my energy was a little weird. And then the second show, energy I was crunk as fuck. Well, then the crowd feels exactly. We'll nap up.

We'll nap up. We'll take some hard naps. And when I say we'll take, I'm not talking about, I'm not sleeping on his chest. We sleep in separate rooms. But the point is, we go,

Ask to ass sometimes. Let's nap up. Ask to ass. Never balls to butt. Always ass to ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, always ass to ass. We'll go feet to head. Feet to head, yeah.

Straight 69. If we have a cold, we'll share in a tent. We're sharing a tent. We're sharing a tent. We'll go feet to head. Yeah. But for the most part, you've got a nap. You got to take a nap.

Oh, yeah. That's how you get your second way. Sleep is priceless. And stretch. You got a, too, you got a plan. You got to take your time with. You can't, it's something you can't rush either. You can't cram it all into a couple of days.

You've got to do this over weeks, months. What do you guys think of stretching? Are you stretchers? Are you yogi guys? I'm a eater. Hey, most guys aren't into stretching, no. Hey, guys, you want to talk about yoga? You know what?

Can you guys do the splits? God, hey, look at it. Hey, fellas, you said, I tried yoga. I was like, fuck this. Yeah, there's nothing worse than stretching. How about that? Hey, you guys like to stretch or? Yeah, we did that on.

That's a creepy question. Watch this. Yeah, we was on the CNN, right? HLN. Workout moves, right? And then this guy comes up, can you go. over some stretching i was like i was like what the fuck is wrong with you man i would have went sir you're not my friend i will see everyone later i had one guy come up he goes hey there's this new gym it's called

the stretch lab you just stretch i went you what he goes there is too there is that's what's going it's in san monica it's called the stress life he goes hold on you have an entire gym there's no weight he goes no i go why the fuck would i go in there goes because we like to stretch you out yeah yeah let's see can you schedule me i don't know the first of fucking never i will never be in there. That's what I do before my workout. What's the membership fee? $500 a month and we're going to stretch the fuck out. California is such a weird place

that way. And the business is booming. Booming. Booming. Make sure you get your green juice on the way out. You all stretch? Fuck you. And of course, it's called stretch lab. When you say stretch lab instead of yoga, which is yoga works because it sounds ancient and it sounds Hindu

and it's got some wisdom to it. People like, fuck, I guess I'll stretch for an hour and a half. Stretch lap. Stretch lap. I'm talking one leg in the ear. I've seen it. I've seen it, bro. I was like, really? Who doesn't have a job?

Anybody unemployed in here? If you have time for that, something's up. Something's up, man. That's crazy. Stretch lab. Stretch lab. It is creepy, though. You guys, you guys stretch?

Hey, let me ask you guys you guys. Hey, let me ask you guys. You guys flexible or what? That was a weird question, B. Can you guys do you guys do the splits? You guys like to stretch and stuff, too? How do you stretch? Dead serious.

You know, I saw the weirdest thing. I'm driving back getting some food, right? And this is this guy in front of the hotel laying on his back, you can tell he just got done jogging, and he's like, on his back, doing his legs, like, doing the scissors. And as the cost is going by, he's like, looking in the car, it's like

this. Weird. That's called cruising. That's exactly what he was doing. I was like, I was going to call, can you come check this shot? Look at this silly fuck. Or looking this guy, this dude is shopping for Dong. I think that's what he's doing, man. I think he was looking for a plug,

his ass. His three-piece set was hanging out the front. You guys didn't see that shit. He was looking too hard inside the damn windows. He was like you like, huh? Do you like? Do you like my legs? All right, Evan, we got so many.

It might be one of the most fan questions. Heavy. The fan questions we've had for you guys. Your fans came on in a bunch of us. What do you got, Evan, man? You got the, you got them right, Kay? Yep, we're all good, man. Let's do it.

Before we jump to fan questions, we've had a bunch of them for these Hodge 20 twin twins. What time is it? God damn it, my watch broke. You know, they say Swiss made, oh, it's supposed to be a Rolex, more like a Bolex. I wish I had something better. More like a Bolex or a Borex?

Do you have something else, man? You have something else that will keep time and look good? Why are you spending $10,000 on a watch? Why don't you get a watch that looks like it's $10,000 because starts at maybe $95? What are you talking about? I'm talking about movement watches, MVMT watches. They look fantastic. I mean, all you got to do is basically go to their catalog, go to their digital catalog, take a look at what they got to offer.

Yeah, but what are they like, you know, a grand? I just told you. They started $95. $95. Yeah, yeah, stupid. Jesus. The rose gold one's literally my favorite. Go to mv, mtwatches.com slash fire, and you get 15% off, you have filthy animals, your entire purchase.

MVMT watches.com slash fighter. You know what time it is. All right, first one, how hard has it been to balance the YouTube channel, your personal life, stand up, and opening a gym? What's been the most difficult part about start, and what's been the most difficult part about starting your own gym? You've got to start your days early. It's not enough hours in the day to take care of all that. So what time do you guys get up? We haven't did a YouTube video in two weeks now because of it.

Oh, you're fucked up. I haven't been in a gym in a week. You got to prioritize. Yeah. Right now I'm focusing on this, and then, you know, when I get back home, I can start doing YouTube and, you know, working out again. stretch lad I got some free passes I got some free passes I got some stretch view

I got free passes yeah start doing stretch videos let me know how many hits you get it's so funny all right next one you guys are triple A employee legends for getting caught recording your videos in the office do you feel like your AAA termination

boosted your drive and motivation to be where you're at today well I was thinking about coming suicide after that shit I mean it gave us time to do YouTube yeah if we had a never lost their job. YouTube would have never happened. So you were recording some of your YouTube videos inside

AAA? Yeah, get this. Get this. We didn't have time for YouTube, right? So they had conference rooms. They had a floor that was completely vacant. There was nothing on the walls. So we were going on our lunch break and shoot YouTube videos. And we never told people where it was at. It's no signage. Type move. Right. So what

it came down to, the economy tanked. They was over staff. So that was a way for them to get rid of us, basically. Which they It did us a huge favor. Hell yeah. So they basically said you guys are using our facilities in your fire. They said it was inappropriate for the workplace.

Because we're cursing in the videos. But nobody fucking knows where we're at. Did someone wrap? How did they find out? Some other guy we got to go on YouTube. He did a YouTube video. Bashing AAA. Bashing AAA.

He used us as tags in his video to get more hits. So there's our video showing up beside his. Oh, they work here too. Let's look at that video. Hey, did he film it in the same area as you guys? No, he did it at home. Oh, that'd be classic. Yeah.

He did his at home talking shit on, you know, AAA, got him fired. They did you guys assault, though, man. The best thing never happened to you. We get you now. What else you got ever? Thank you, AAA. All right, well, this should go down a good road. Tell us a story about when you guys were about to try to become porn stars.

Oh, fuck. I was going to save it for my standoff, man. I can see you guys. Who is actually writing that out. It's a true story. Yeah. I needed the fucking money. real bad.

The only thing that kept us from going through with it, I was like, I can't do this. What if mom sees this? And then Kevin's like, Mom doesn't watch porn. That's a legit point, sir. Somebody might just throw it. Our cousins do. Did you guys get an offer, though?

Because I can see you doing work. It was some pictures. No, we didn't take. Well, we wasn't nude, but we started getting a bunch of calls. You guys took some bit, like just in towels, like the two of you, like, double-d-d-d-all. Double dare Double dare

You're here to dick you down It was so long ago It was in the Orange County Register And that's how you look for jobs Back then in the paper You don't do that now But that's how long ago it was And it was an ad in the Orange County Register

And I was like We need the money, man You guys would have done what You guys would have clean shop I know This is the only bad mistake I've heard so far from you too I would do it out of a clean shop

Big time Yes Hawks twin starring in Balls Deep One You could do a series It'd be a franchise Balls Deep too Then you get tired of balls deep

You go to Cream Pie's One I feel like there's no longevity in that You know what I'm saying Like that road doesn't end well for you too If you went down to that road Like have you ever seen an old porn star They look like pure shit If I go into distribution I can make some money

Yes if you own the rights But I guarantee you two Playboys aren't going to own the rights If you started back then They would have used you to, like, mules, blue eyes, like drug mules, blue eyes. I'll be doing lines right now. Oh, you, and, oh, hey, fellas, you ain't going just straight to a guy and female. You're doing some guy on guy to break your foot in the door.

You're getting your dick, side. You know what? You know what? I was at Target, right? And my manager, he was gay. But he was married. But everybody knew he was gay, right? And I got to talking about I went to a porn audition.

He says, you know what, Kevin? You know who makes the most money? I was like, what, Rudy? Rudy. Gay porn. Rudy's lying. Rudy's lying. Like you could just switch over.

For sure, the girls make the most money. The girl and guy makes the most money. But they say to, like, if you're an upcoming young guy, you ain't jumping right into Asa. Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to handle a little bit. You got to work your way up first. Yeah.

If I work your way up, that means dude's assholes. You're getting plowed and you plowing out some ass and, yeah. God. You wear a condom. The only way you can get to your dreams? Sucking dick, fellas. Sucking dick, smashing asses. Damn.

Damn. Well, you guys, do my favor. Take my card. We'll talk about it. Brian actually has a business on the side. I want a side business in my garage. Why I know so much about this? I'm a fluffer.

I fluff the fellas before they go out. Start out getting you loose. Get you moving around. Look, hey, man. I'm having a hard time getting hard. Can you suck me a little? Yeah, yeah. Just head on down to the stretch lab.

figure it out for you. Yeah, it's called mushroom tip. What else you got? Blue eyes, dark skin, white cum. Sorry, man, I'm just coming up with late. The Hodge Twin Star and icing. It's just you two just do. Yeah, we got it.

We got it. You don't have to like explain. That's a fuck, man. Well, no, it's a Instagram clip with him just staring at the camera. Yeah, I know, but it's like bazookas. I know, bro, but I get it like, I'm starting icing. You could have left of that and you're like, Like, and then, yeah, you got a good douche.

You doge. Well, no, because that's the preview. All you see is them, like, and these rockets are loaded. Okay, man. And these guns aren't empty. Boom. We looked down, and Brennan's got our hard-on. Like, what's going on, man?

It's this huge hard-on. I'm like, what else you guys do? No. You guys are thinking about what exactly? He thought he was straight this whole time. Like, did you guys write out of plot and stuff? Can you go over for me? What else you got up?

That got weird. Super weird. Seriously, you guys want to make a porn? Let's talk. How is it working with your brother? Obviously, the Hodge twins are hilarious and have a good chemistry, but are there days when you guys want to punch each other in the face? They do punch each other in the face on the street.

Try to kill this, motherfucker. I'm going to kill you, motherfucker. Two hours later, we're shooting YouTube videos. Yeah. With a big knot with knots all over here. That's brotherly love, man. You're throwing bones at each other's heads. That's fucking crazy.

That's brotherly love. It's like this. When I hit him, I'm like, I'm going to hit you soft, motherfucker. So I just like graze them He didn't graze me, motherfucker You're like, it's weird That's great That's brother of those

You know what I'm saying Like that's what you do You and Jay used to go out of us We used to go out like cats and dogs That's what brothers do man You're not brothers Unless you're fucking fighting That's good shit

What else you got have Have you ever been involved In a twins only orgy Of some kinds Fucking missed that boat I was hoping We banged this woman together You remember

And we answered that ad in the paper Oh the only kind of works That was funny I was a horny just disturbed guy How old are you guys at this time though? I'm 42 now No I'm saying back then

I was like 1920 Okay carry on I'm in boy It was like this number you call you Give them your description I'm not gonna go into too much detail Because this is a stand up Perfect material

Yeah for I stand up But I call this number I gave my description And I was like you pay money Right like five bucks or whatever Back when pages were out yeah that's how long ago this was right and i put in an ad and this guy calls me back i'm waiting three days for somebody to leave a mess in they interest it and when i get that message as a guy he's

like look i'm not gay or anything and uh you sound real hot um i just want you to uh fuck my wife and i won't watch so i call him up right i'm like yeah this sounds cool yeah i'm gonna fuck your wife so i call it up and he's like yeah come on over I'm actually, he was a lawyer. Yeah. Right? People, there was filthy rich. Right.

And I say, hey, I'm not this first time doing this. It's kind of scary. Yeah, you don't know if it's a crap. You want to make sure you're like John Dahmer or whatever. Yeah, he's black man suit for the next two months. Yeah. So I said, can my twin brother come along? He's like, sure, more than merry.

I'm like, yes. So long story short, man. He's looking for a gang bang. Yeah, we gang bang. It's white. Did you? That's bad. Did he jack off in the corner?

Of course he did. Of course. Did he try slipping his did Just into And I was wondering Oh so okay This guy This I can't do

Tell the story It's gonna kill my step Fuck it This guy I was thinking he couldn't Get it up or anything Right So we went up

It was doing his wife And he just busted And I had like 10 minutes While we're into it And his dude's dick Was like my arm Damn right Oh he had a piece on him

Frankencock Oh yeah He had a piece on him Yeah And I was wondering when I was Fucking I was like I can't feel shit Oh so he was

He dwarfed both you guys. Yeah, he bored her ass out. I stood my dick in. I mean, I was watching him. I was like, I'm when the white's taking so long. He's getting ready in the back, fellas. She was like, push harder. You're almost inside of me.

Yeah, I didn't kill. I said, what the fuck took you? You was on top of, like, fucking, like, 30 minutes. I can't fucking bill any of that. That's because the closer's about to come in. The closer, that's right. And he came in and just started, what do he do, start slaying that big old baseball that around?

Just explode in her face. God, damn. And I just backed up. Jesus, look all that. seam it was a horrible experience all that scene and after all of this you made good money i didn't make shit i was just i just wanted to fuck but anyway i walked out it's a bad business think about she sucked us off and everything while we're walking out they're looking at you oh baby i love you i love you too and they're kissing and i'm like kevin look oh boy this is fucked

up yeah that's a that's a swingers those are guys that get into that so we're you know what i did that was really fucked up oh you're gonna tell that i fucking lost my wrong I said, you know, I'm not busting in this shit. I can't feel anything. The condom came off and I left it in her. Well, you know what? That was real fucked up. No, I don't know.

She had no idea. What might be more fucked up as saying, hey, man, let me fish around in there. I got to get my condom. I was like, you know what's the condom? I said, Keith, you think I should tell them? He said, no, I just get the fucking. His big old Anaconda dick could find that thing. She was fucked.

Was she hot, though? She was like, okay, this guy, he was like bald right here, salt and pepper. I think he was in his mid-fifties. Yeah. And she was probably the same age. Oh, mid-50. Big food job and... Yeah.

Your standard Orange County, housewife. There you go. Yeah. I remember walking upstairs. I was like, should I say it? What? I was like,

where the fucking kids at? Yeah. At least this, don't worry about it. They're at Granny's house. Amazing. Because I've had, when I call on stage... I'm sure you had this.

A couple black guys. Mom's about to get dick down. We got to get dick down. two black guys coming out. You don't have to stay with grandma for a little bit. And then I'm going to come in and splooge all over her face. Well, I've had, and I know you've had this, and I've had it, like,

coming off stage, you will get sometimes a husband who's like, hey, listen, if you want to take a run of my wife. You get that, or you get, you know, you'll get that kind of stuff. You'll get those hints while you're taking pictures of people. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's usually a girl who's, you know. It's usually

a troll. Yeah. Let's be honest. It's usually a warlock. And her husband's like, listen, I'd love for you to take for a spin. Get the fuck out of my face. Well, a girl came back one time I was in Philly and put her number in my pocket and said, if you want to have a good time, my husband would love you can

and my husband would love some video evidence. And she put her, and I was like, man. You can't videotape. She was a big girl too. I've never done it, but I have no problem. Let's say she was a smoke show, just a dime piece.

And the husband's like, yeah, take it for a spin. I'm like, I have a few. you want man and if he's in the corner i'm cool with it you know what i just can't see him don't touch me yeah make sure the lights are off no eye contact with him or just be in the closet yeah just don't tell me where you're at just hang out in the closet or some shit even under the bed i'm cool don't grab my ankle well i know a dude and you know him too uh who used to have his girlfriend because he he's a real voyeur he had his girlfriend she would he'd they go down to the bar and he'd sit at the end of the bar and she would pick a dude up and then he would go up to

hotel room and hide in the closet she'd bring the dude up have sex see you later and then he's come out that's crazy when you get older like your sex lives become so dull so you start doing all this shit you gotta shake things up or just do what everyone else says cheat on your wife what's wrong with you guys man oh you're so weird about it oh don't be a scumb bag don't be a dirt bag just cheat on your wife ah that's so fucking fun just Yeah, they'll be so gross. Just cheap. Don't be so fucking weird.

Yeah. I'll tell you right now, put me down like an old race horse. If I'm ever like, listen, hey girl, go get that guy. I'm going to hide in the closet and jack off while he fucks your brains out. I hope my wife's just like, remember that time you go, just put me down, man. If I'm ever the old guy in the closet jacking off to a younger guy fucking my wife. We're all going to be over. It's over, man.

Apparently it taps into your competition, your competition. You're competitive. Nah, I got enough of that in me. I'm all set. I just sit in the closet and cry. I can't believe you're enjoying the hot twins. Is that much? I bought you a house and everything.

You guys are so aggressive. I would just be in the closet with headphones on, eating Doritos, and my undies watching a rerun of a sign field or something. She gets banged out. Who the fuck is eating the closet? That's my husband. The Hodgton, the Hodge twins, all that lean muscle mass. I never grew.

How do you get all those gains? It's the gains. And I'm crying, but coming at the same time. Gaines! Oh! White worms. Some ropes. Ropes.

Here come the ropes. Ropes. Protein. What else you got in? I'm losing my gains. Sorry, guys. Man, I want to just say that I apologize for this show. You're the one that takes it down this weird rope.

These fucking guys started it. And you have been. terrible, too. So I want to apologize to all the listeners, but this has been vulgar. It's beneath me. You're better than this. I can't believe my career has ended this way. However, those warlocks and husband combo were talking

about, Callan's wide open. He will be in... He will be in... I'll be in Oxnard. I'll be in Oxnard. This Thursday is right. Where girls have horns. Come on, Al. Livety Livety Live! Brian Callan, touch me after the show. Anyway, what else you got? Ev.

Do you guys rehearse before answering questions and giving advice, or do you just choose an email and run with it on the spot? Just run with that shit. Yeah. That's the best. Yeah. No time. That shit is just live, unedited, uncut, uncut, uncircumcised, all that shit.

Like, you guys are doing so many. I'm sure we get the same thing here because we do fan questions twice a week. You're getting a lot of repeats, right? Yeah. Yeah. You get a lot of it. Because at our live shows, we'll do live fan questions. And then, like, he'll always go, before we do this, don't ask Brenner.

if he's going to fight and don't ask him about this girl a slut let's just just not go there it helps out so much yeah yeah yeah it really does we gotta start yeah i didn't do that this time no please start yeah yeah yeah please pick that back up what else you got have all we got one more was there a moment in your bodybuilding journey where you felt like giving up if so what was the motivation that made you continue on um no i've stayed pretty much motivated because i know where i came from before i started i don't want to be that guy again Yeah. With the tit sagging and...

Yeah. You guys might be funny if you just let yourself go and just had huge tits. Oh, yeah. It'll be hilarious. You're so funny? Fuck that. I was laugh my ass on. You're like that to fucking bra?

Yeah. With some taco meat on my head. No, what I noticed, what I liked about you is the first thing I noticed, I was like, these dudes look like they're in shape, they're good-looking dudes. And usually that comes with, like you were saying in the beginning of show, it comes with sort of a... Expectation. Yeah, an expectation of being a guy who's probably more into. is look and is not as funny

and then I was watching you guys become these silly geese a couple of fucking silly geese and I love that shit so Well you just I mean you guys killed it on here They can if people are leaving for your live show You're at Irvine tonight And then where do you go from there? I hate plugging shit

Nah do it brother People are gonna want to see you guys Let's see here Well we got a site it's not ready yet Oh that's good It'll be up in a week Okay fuck it Sorry

So you got Irvine tonight, Irvine Improv. Right. We're going to be at, I can't talk. Can I pronounce this? Helium. Helium in Philly. Good club. I've been there.

Great club. Great club. September 20th. Then Levity Live in West New Hack. That's New York. Nyack. Niyak. Where is that at?

New York? Yeah. Never been there. No. Lvity Live. That's on 921 and then we're in Baltimore on 922. Boom. And they can get all that info.

You guys have a website, I'm sure. Yeah. It's going to be at Hodge Twins Tour. It should be up and running. But on Instagram, you post this same shit, right? Was it official Hodge Twins? Official Hodge Twins. Facebook is The Hodge Twins and Twitter is at Horsh Twins.

Boom. Fire and Kid Army, go find these guys. Oh yeah, I forgot about Snapchat. Hodge underscore Twins. Hey, I'll do you. You guys got to make them all the same. I'll do you solid. So somebody keeps taking it.

Yeah. I want to just Hodge Twins, but some fuck-tart tick. You can work on that. You can make that happen. I'll do you guys. I love fuck tard as a word. But guys, we can't thank you enough. Thanks for coming on.

You guys are killing it. Continued success. Brian's levity live. Lebedee Live and Oxnard this Thursday, this Friday. And then we're doing the fight companion with Joe Rogan Saturday night, you filthy animals. Also, while you guys are listening to this, we're dropping the women's tanks and teas, the dad hats, the keto kid shirts, and Abbott Kenny Fight Club tank. So there you go. T-FatK.com.

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