The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 267 Will Sasso

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

Will Sasso is back with Brendan and Bryan and the guys talk Jim Carrey, CM Punk, Carlos Mencia, Alex Jones, Will getting friend zoned by his hot co-workers cereal bowl fighting and much more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not many men. Can we stand my punch? Punch. Obviously. Obviously. Oh, for sure. Got a set a hair on them. Black belts and chicken. Chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbott Kenny Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. Mm, kids got a piece on them. Peace on them.

Couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Onet's... Studios in Plyar, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter.

Sounds better when you say, live. We're not live. Shut up, man. And now it's the fighter and the kid. Live. Shut up. This is not live. It's not live.

Oh, Chin has the bird flu. Chin has the bird flu. bird flu. Chearing the the road life's not for you. How are you breaking down? You get that kangaroo flu? You got a little cold?

A little bit of cold. Yeah. I think, I don't know. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know what's going on here. Cuala, you're a chlamydia in the face. Uh-oh. Is that why your eyes are seeping?

It is seeping. Your eyes are crying. Everything's seeping. You don't feel good. Lack of sleep, but do that, man. The road life's not for you. Probably not, but I still love it. So it is for me.

You know, I love cookies, but I got a away from chin. And now I think we should sing Chin a song. Chin is sick. Chin is sick. On the road again. He can sing. Here he goes.

Up on stage. Here chin goes. Coala flu. That's a great song. Can you move that mic? Yeah, thank you. We got Will Sassie coming. You know, we know a few things.

Will's going to be crazy. Yeah. I got a quiz. He's going to come in with a big gallon of water. Yeah. If he drinks on the mic, I'm going to freak out like all our fans did last time. I got a quiz for you. I wanted to do a quiz. I was going to wait for Will. You don't want to wait for dropping knowledge?

No, no, no, it's a quiz. It's not a dropping knowledge. I'm going to make a sound, and I want you to tell me what it is. All right? You ready? What? And that's a real sound. Now, what is it? Brewster. Think? Chris Delea Bust in a nut?

Nope. It's so weird, but it's so true. Nope. What is it? Anybody? Assama? Here's a hint. It's a sport.

And it just happened. What? Terrace? Yes. The finals of the French Open, please bring up highlights of the finals of the French Open. Look at how similar these girls look and then just listen to what you would have to sit through for three hours. it's very interesting. The female French Open.

And I was like, this is the most incredible thing. Yeah, there you go. Right there, highlights. Okay. The red top? Yeah, yeah. They're dressed exactly the same. They look exactly the same.

And just kind of jump ahead here and just listen to this. It's the most bizarre thing. Oh, my God. That's terrible. Hold on. I'd go ahead and walk out. Some of the longer rallies, some of the longer rallies are like, what? Watch.

Oh, my God. Relax. Watch. Oh, fuck these two. Dude, they all do this. I don't hear Nadal do that. Nadal goes, Nadal actually makes noise. Not like this.

No, the girls. What do? That's too much. That's too much. All day long. That's too much, man. Bring Raph up. I want to hear what he says.

He goes, uh-uh. Girls like it, apparently. They think he sounds like he's having sex. Sounds? Uh, you can imagine. Oh, shit. All right.

I never thought of that. Oh, the dog complains about Russell making noise during his surfs. Oh, fuck that. No. No. Put on his sounds. Tennis is so intense.

The highlights of him right now? Yeah, right here. Fuck. These guys, you want to talk about hitting the ball hard. likes. Can people see this, Chin? Because I'm bored. I'm sitting here. They'll see the...

Like that. They will see the video. A little bit, pieces of it. It's not bad at all. The girls are fun. The girls get after. The girls crack me up. That was weird. Yeah, really weird. For sure. I would leave. Because you're going,

because what she's doing is doing, ah! And following the ball. Like, it all... You hit and the ball, but by the time she hits, you're done with your... I would get so annoyed at that shit. I would drive me fucking... Hey! Hey!

Stop screaming all the way until I have to hit my fucking ball. I would never do that. What? Oh! I would never do that. But does she have to... Oh! Like you're screaming it in.

I feel it's way too much. I think so. Was that the one of them wanted? Yeah. I believe the one making the most noise won. Maybe that's why no one tells her anything. She's just dominating. That is strange.

How's your night last night, buddy? You guys raised money for your boy, huh? Raise money for my boy, Dave Otley. Not a lot of people showed up, but that's okay. A Tuesday night fundraiser. Do you hate him? Do you hate your friend? Yeah.

Would it have been better doing a 7-Eleven and ask for free money? I agree, and we should have done it at a different time. Would it been better to go to Venice Boardwalk and just have him sit there in his little chair? 100%. I just didn't have, I wasn't involved in planning it, and I should have been. I don't know if you're the guy to plan. it either. I'm not the best plan. You? You know, I should have taken care of it.

Yo. Brian's on it. You know, Brian's going to book the venue, timing? Brian's super deep. Make sure everyone's on time. Yeah, Brian's really detailed. Oh, and then he's going to promote the shit out of it. Yeah. You know him? He's a so good. Social media. You know what? He's going to make shirts for your fundraising, too. He's going to sell those. Yeah. The worst. How come there are three people? I should have taken care of it. Brian was running helm. They all thought it was a different time. He posted it wrong.

I remember that time I go I think I'd be a good agent you go Are you serious? Oh my God. You gotta be on it. Dude, I was, I had a show last night the comedy chaos triply put it on at the comedy Store. We're talking about it off here at Comedy Store is It's crazy.

There was a line. Single night. I've been doing it since 2001 or something. I couldn't believe the line. Every single night packed. Yeah. Every single night. And then I mean, it was Bert Kreischer, Tom Seguer.

his wife. Yeah. And then Russell Peters was on there. He's great. And I love seeing Russell because, you know, he always busts my balls. But Russell, last time he made like a, you know, a joke, a fight joke or something. Because he went on after me. And he did that to laugh back to you.

He always makes a joke. And I was like, God, it's brutal, man. I said it, I said something to Rogan. I'm like, God, fucking Russell kind of bust my balls, man. It kind of hurt my feelings. And Rogan's like, whoa, that's what we do, man. It's like the locker. That's what we do.

So I maybe Joe said something to Russ Peters I don't know But we're in the back goes What's up sensitive Sally? I was so it was in front of everyone I was like I'm not sensitive man what's what's going on with you? He's like bro I was fucking with you last time I was literally making a joke man he goes You should be worried if I say nothing

He goes I like you that's why I did I'm like Come on I know that Did someone say something dude? He's like yeah a bunch of me like That's I don't I don't know why they're completely denied it. Yeah, I was like, that's so silly. I'm going to get up there and bust your balls.

Biggest comedian in the world and the nicest man in the world. Like Russell, you want to talk about money and fame did not go to that guy's head. And he's the same fucking dude. All being him do is talk about cars. He just bought, he has more cars and, I mean, the best car collection ever seen. He likes fighting. And then last night, he was flipping through these new cars he got. And I was like, oh, my God.

And he's like, how's that? how's that little shitty Porsche? I'm like, I don't have it anymore, bro. We, we, Russell and I got into a little, he hugged me, and then I go, there's a good underhooks, dude. There's a good on the hoax. I'm whispering. And he goes, yeah, see what I do this?

And I go, no, you do this. And I go, now I got to keep your hips away. You're trying to do the thing. I'll never work on me. Joking around, all of a sudden turns in a little bit of a wrestling match. Then I, I, I go, but see, there's a duck under, and I get under. Yeah. And I duck under him.

And we're choking around, and there's a guy who's about 60. He's got a pug nose. and he goes, try that on me. I go, I don't know you, sir. You want to try that on me? This is outside. This is outside. I was like, I don't want to try that on you.

I don't want to try that on you. I don't know. You got your nose. He goes, look at my nose. And he goes, he points in the nose and he goes, he looks like you're a boxer, looks like your wrestler. I'm definitely not going to try it. I don't know you.

Your hands looked like they've been broken a bunch. I love it. I love it. I try it on me. And you just stand there. And he had that kind of square fighter's body. You know, it's just like. Dude to me.

Not muscular. I was like, nope. If you're too confident, looking to me like that. This is why I like Russell's because the last thing I want to talk about is fighting when I'm in the green route. I cannot stand that man. Russell knows fighting better than most comics and does not bother me at all. He doesn't joke about it. He doesn't try to get underhugs.

We don't talk about any of that stuff. But I'll just, I'll usually bring up to him like, what do you think of this? He's like, yeah, it's cool, man. And Russell's been doing jiu-jitsu with Machado now. I think he said four or five times a day for. the past like few months. Four times a week, five times a week. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, I'm trying to get my black belt. Wow. He's like, damn son, look at you doing the damn thing. Good for him. I know, crazy, right? He's such a great guy. Russell just is a great person and sells out stadiums. Do you know that?

Yeah, international. Like the Staples Center. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, sir. He was at the staple center in Los Angeles and sold that out. No, him and Tom were talking about their ticket sales and how much they sell for. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah.

These guys are killing it. Yeah. Sigura's killing it. We got to get him on the podcast. Yeah, we do. Him and his wife would be fun. So you were came in last night and he looked like a GQ model. I know.

He had a beard. He had on this dope coat. He's all skinny. Acting different, though. Yeah, man. I was like, what's so, show? I was like, kind of sexy. It's up, Tom.

He's got a sultry. Yeah, like all quiet. And I was like, dude, you look at his. Yeah, man. We'll get him on the podcast. Hey, we'll get him on the podcast. Hey, Tom. He's why I bring him right down.

You just joined the sexy club about two weeks ago. Let's relax. He's a handsome guy. He's a tall. Now he's become, you're right. He's become kind of a... Well, he's a good six feet.

I was standing next to him. I was like, he was pretty tall. He's talking about height. He's just, you know, he's just be real... He's got the beard now.

He's trimmed down. He's kind of handsome. He's had the big, though. He's kind of handsome. Hey, there was these, there's these, it's a green room. There's all those agents in the room. Yeah.

And Tom walks down and go, fuck, Mr. Steel, yo girl. Look at Tom. he's like yeah thanks man I'm trying to I'm like all right for sure they kept me chill and then Bert goes in front of everyone

no no no no no I've lost just much his weight he was just way fucking fatter he's not that sexy I'm like Jesus When I walked into the green where Bert had his shirt off for no reason I was like Bert come on oh did you end up going there last night Yeah I went to see you I went on first I didn't know where the fuck you were I went backstage and I was like where's Brennan

and it was all 10th planet people out there I walked through and it was like, hey, you know. Yeah, I went out first, which is rare. Usually, Sam has me, you know, so. It was a nice. I could smell that crowd. That had a, that crowd had a musky odor. Did it smell like flat earth?

It smelled like flat earth. It was, it was. Does smell like dummies? Dude. It was a, I don't know what it smelled like. It smelled thick and moist. Yeah. And, and, and not like girls.

Yeah. It was just dudes. No, yeah. And I heard there were a lot of 10th planet Jiu-Jitsu guys in there. I don't know, you know. Is that true? Yeah.

Oh, because Eddie, Eddie got up. Eddie did some, Eddie brava did some stand-up. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I didn't see much of it because I was backstage with, I wish I would have sought. I know he's supposed to do like five minutes. He's up there for a while.

I don't know how long, but I didn't get to see too much of it. Man, it must have been testosterone. Eddie has a loyal following, so I'm sure people came, you know. Yeah. And he's a good storyteller. I didn't get to see much of it because I didn't. talking with Justin Argent and then Burt backstage. Yeah, I saw Justin there, boy.

Justin Niburg, the best. Hey, Will, where's Saso? Oh, man, I mean, he can't do it. I have to leave, yeah, I mean, that's Will Sass for you. If you said dinner plans with Will and you say seven o'clock, show up nine, you're like, we're done. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, it's strange.

We haven't been to dinner with him forever. I know. You did the 10-minute podcast of the night. Well, he's been doing a movie, and now he's shooting a series called. called Loudermilk on DirecTV. Dude, I, there's that show on Loudermilk, terrible name, but there was a, there's a show on Showtime that Jim Carrey produced. It's about stand-up.

Yeah. And they're at Cantors. I'm dying up here. I'm dying up here. What's the comic with Red Here? He's on it. He's great. Oh, Andrew Santino.

Yeah, yeah. We got to get him on the podcast. He was on there. He's really good. Eric Griffin's on there. There's a bunch of comics. Yeah. It's a good show.

I actually, you know, I'm balls deep in Jim Carrey. He's one of my heroes. So I watched for that. First episode's a little slow, but it was good. It's on Showtime. I just can't watch, maybe because I lived it for so long, I can't watch anybody glorify it. You got your job is to tell the truth no matter what. It's not glorified at all.

No. No, no, no, no, not at all. No, that's, it's not really, it's not comedy. And that's what Jim Carrey. No, I know. So Jim Carrey was on Howard Stern yesterday. He's brilliant. He's talking about the comedy store, being at the store and just going through everything and his audition and how he's trying to be a regular.

and he went up there and he bombed. And then right after him was Bill Maher and Bill Maher killed it. And he's like, fuck. And he said he'd even stopped to look at him. He just knew he didn't get it. So he ran off. But it was interesting because he goes, you know, he's the best impressionist in the world for a long time. He's like one of the very best.

And he was doing it and other comics were giving him shit. Like that's so gimmicky, man. Like that's so lame. So he like got in his head and he went away from it. So he said forever like, He was like trying to find himself, like writing material, stuff like that. And then he went back up at the store and was doing regular material. And who's the owner of comics?

Mitzie, sure. Mitzie, yeah. And Mitzie called him, was like, what the fuck are you doing me? Yeah. You're the best impressionist in the world. Yes. Why would you not use that as a tool? So then he said he started doing that.

And for like six months, every night he had a new routine. And like he said, you know, sometimes he'd bomb, but a lot of times he'd well. But the other comics, he became like this legend because they're like, dude, every night he has something new. He never stopped working. He's not doing the new thing. He never stopped writing. He never stopped working.

He never stopped writing. He takes two years off. Yeah. That's his thing he takes. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm saying he never stopped. When he was coming up, and I know this because on Mad TV,

the creators worked on in Living Color with him. That guy never stopped writing. He never stopped. Like, he'd be with the writers all day coming up with new characters. When he was doing stand-up, he was always doing something new when he was on stage. So he would perform. And then going right.

He was talking about how on, you know, Eastern True. And he goes, how you doing? All righty then. Like, he doesn't let you finish. That was a bit. He came with the comedy store. He's like, hey, everyone's doing tonight. Like, yeah, all righty then.

And then keeps going. Like, he doesn't wait for them. Nobody gets, he doesn't wait for anyone to answer. I heard some people like saying how, back in the day, how pet detective was shit. And that he would say that. And I was like, come on. You people are the biggest. They were, they were working actors.

That does it matter? You people are the biggest fucking morons on the planet. No, they're haters. That shit was genius. And they couldn't pull that off. That shit was genius. What's a classic?

One of the greatest. Hey, how about this? I got that as one of my top performances in history. I don't give a fuck what anybody tells us. He's incredible. It was so fucking good. He's incredible.

And he was always. They were asking him. Howard Stern was like, where are you been? And what I've been doing? He's like, I, this is what I do. He goes, I crazy hustle. I take two years off. I crazy hustle.

And then he goes, there's two years up. So now you see me doing this TV show. And he goes, we've actually been pitching up for years, to be honest. And then he said, he's going to start doing more movies now.

Yeah, they've been trying to get a show about stand-up on the air for as long as I've been doing stand-up. You know, I bombed the first time I did stand-up at the comedy store. Because the comedy store, I had never, so I was kind of a new comic. It was 19, Jesus Christ.

This was 1997, 98, and Rogan, recommended me, got me on as a showcase for Mitzie, and they give you five minutes. And I got up there, and I had my plan, and I couldn't see the audience. It was dark. I had never performed. Back then, it would be completely pitch black. And so you were there, and all you had was lights on you, and it threw me.

And I didn't know what the fuck to do. And I did my stuff, and nobody left. And they go, and I called the next day, and they go, you were highly recommended, but we'll see you in six months. you know thank you and that was it so the way so for a while like to to be a regular at the comedy store Mitzie would have to approve you right oh yeah so the second time audition amette Ahmed sat with her and said you got to watch this guy and he goes do your Israeli porn star character which ended up becoming the character I did it in the hangover yeah but I take this chick oh you know for me why the chick like me that's so funny my coke yeah my coke yeah is uh is right word my coke yes but no

because my coke not like american guy like that small my coke very much being buff like this I make very angry and I did that shit and when I fuck a chick when I take her I make like that Is that all in your specials?

No, it's based on a real guy I know I know Why don't you manage me I need to And so did it It used to destroy When I would do that character

Did Mitzi and them They were like yeah I got fucking Sime She was like yes Past So when you get past Back then

then it has a... I would call my veilsen. No, I would call my veldzen I'd been passed for the first year and this is after I had work I'd done a lot more work than a lot of comics

I was relegated to the belly room and I would have to do the belly room and so I was already kind of an established actor or whatever it is and I was in the belly room yeah and a lot of other stuff Oz Oh yeah yeah yeah

I did a lot of stuff I'd done series Oh yeah but that didn't matter get up there in that fucking belly room and do the belly room and do the belly room for a year. And then I was invited down to the original room. It was really wild. So it's just a process. I didn't have any problem with it. But it was great. And then now that she passed away, how's it work now? Is she, I don't think she's passed away. Oh, she's passed away. Oh, sorry.

Sorry about that. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's not, yeah, she's not. I didn't mean that. I don't know how it goes now. They probably have a, probably Adam and some other guys are involved. Yeah, and Adam's great. But Mitzie was a pioneer, man. Mitsy, Mitzie was a true and really new, like she's the one who told Carlos Monsia to change his name. His real name is Ned Holdness or holds him because he's German and Costa Rican or German and Nicaraguan. He's not even Mexican. How funny is that? And she said changed his name to Carlos Mncia.

When the Mexican fans, when Mexican people found out that he had been posing. It screwed him. It made him and it screwed him, didn't it? No, it was a big problem. Oh, yeah, big time. I mean, also Rogan exposing him for that whole situation. Yeah, he never bound back. kind of crush his career.

Never bounced by you. We have them on next week actually. Oh. No, I'm just kidding. Scared the shit out of you. No, I've talked to. How funny would that be? No, I've talked to Carlos.

Carlos, what was it like getting shredded by Rogan at the Commer? I've had conversation in front of everybody. Yep. I have lots of thoughts on that and that I won't go into. On Carlos Mancina? Yeah, and also how. Well, no, on when Joe was banned from the comedy store. Was he?

He was banned because of the comedy store? that? Yeah, because he wouldn't apologize to, and then he was dropped by his agency. So Joe Rogel dropped by Gersh. Gersh dropped him because he wouldn't apologize to Carlos and Carlos was the money maker at the time. Joe wasn't making money. He wasn't making the money. He didn't have his podcast. How long ago was this? This was, look it up. I don't know, 2000 and, you know, either way, Gersh dropped Joe and the comedy store dropped him. So what I did in solidarity. Because Carlos Mincea was the big draw at the time? He was huge. Yeah, and Joe was there every night and Joe had never cast a check.

He'd never cast a check from the Comedy Store. And I ended up, I basically said, what year is that? Four years ago. No, it wasn't four years ago. It was way before that. Yeah, no, not four years ago. Either way, I remember I said to the Comedy Store, I said, if you guys are going to ban Joe,

I can't do your club anymore. You know, I kind of, me and Ari Sheffir, I think were the guys who said, we're not going to do the Comedy Store anymore in solidarity with Joe, right? No, this isn't it. Go back. It's easy to find, brother. This is blog about it.

Yeah, but if you go to go to that on stage, maybe that Joe Rogan. That's the one from four years ago. Yeah. No, not that one. I would go to Joe Rubeners Carlin scene on stage video.

Maybe it says it there. Yeah, that was one for four years ago. 2013. Yeah, definitely not. This was, this was, God, when was this? This was, I mean, a long time ago. Look, Joe having this.

Yeah, way before he had, he started doing Joe TV or something. And, no, man, that's good enough. And you know who made this? I think it was, I think it was Brian Redband, who cut this together. Are you sure this is? It would be long on four years, because I've known Joe, way long. No, no, no, this was, 2007. There's no way that was for you.

Oh, there you go, 2007. Okay, there you go. Okay, so that was. So 10 years ago. Yeah. 10,000 years ago. And. I'm somebody important enough that he's,

He had to end the show by St. Carlosman stealing. That's who I am. Look at Rogan. Just fucking... What are you saying? Look at him. Look at Rogan standing up for what's right. Rogan's about to whip his ass, too.

She was down for it. You just steal shit. I could say you steal shit. Didn't he steal Ari's shit? Is that what started Rogan to flip out? No, he was doing it all the time. And Rogan called him on it. I think that every time you open your mouth, you talk about me,

I think that you're secretly in love with me because you can't shut the fuck about me. That's what I personally fucking think. See, Rogan won't take this shit. Anyway, long story short. So long story short. But I'm surprised the comic story gave Rogan a mic. Okay, well, well, somebody else did the comedy story.

Shout out to the Mike guy. Back then you got to remember, too, the comedy store was that real chaotic place. Like there was no rules. Was it like it was now? No, dude. There were secret rooms, guys would take girls up there. It was a fuck. It was not.

It was the Wild West of comedy. Wild West, brother. Wild West. Sounds awesome. That was, oh, you have no idea. That was Meyer Lanskies. But that's two. Highout.

I'm sorry? Those 2007. Even then. Yeah. So this is at the height of Carlos' powers when he had the Mancia show. Which was huge. It was huge. It was huge.

So he would do this. You know, he would, you know, I mean, this was pretty well documented in this. He would take people's jokes, right? Including people that opened for him. Yeah, like Rogan told me that they're, I'm not going to say the comic's name, but I was on the same card as them. I don't get it, man Why everyone doesn't like that guy? He goes, what would you do with like a newer comic like you?

He's going to watch your set And because you're not famous, he's going to steal your shit, making his own. And he goes, you don't have to worry about that. He's not going to do it to you, but that's why.

So that's what, what bothered me about the whole thing. I personally, I didn't see that. So I don't want to say that. But if Joe says it, Joe's right. And a lot of people said it.

So here's the bottom line. If you see that video, Joe and like Ari and all of them are sitting around. Having been there, I was there many many times. We have Ari on the show next week, so you should talk about it with him. I've been there many, many times. I was there many, many times when Carlos was there. I was there many, many times when other comics would be in the parking lot, not wanting to go on because they thought he would steal.

Plenty of times when that's what I saw with my own eyes and experience. And also plenty of times when comics were bad-mouthing Carlos, right? Here was my problem with the whole situation. When Joe stood up and he paid a price professionally for it. when essentially the comedy store banned him because he wouldn't apologize, and Gersh banned him because he wouldn't apologize to Carlos, because they had the same agency.

Okay? Me and Ari were the only guys who stood with Joe and stopped doing the comedy store. And all the other comics who had been the loudest in talking about it, you know, a lot of them didn't. And I was like, well, if we're not going to kind of stand with Joe here or what's right, I don't even, this is really bad. that I'm even talking about this.

I'm not trying to make myself look like anything. I'm just saying as a friend, you know, if you have that much of a problem, and I never had it, I never stolen, but I was like, this is not right. So the comic store didn't let you and Ari and. Oh, no, no, no. I just, I voluntarily said I can't do it.

I can't. For me, I was like, if you guys are going to, if you guys are going to ban Joe this way, I can't do the club. It doesn't feel right. Dude, I'm, I'm surprised. It's not right. I'm surprised.

And they were really cool about it, by the way. I'm surprised. The comedy store banned Joe. That's crazy. So the comedy store was in all. The comedy store basically said, you got to apologize. And I might have been Mitzi.

He said, you got to apologize to Carlos because this isn't a place to air that stuff. Okay? And Joe said, I'm not going to apologize. And he had been doing it forever. Yeah.

And so it was for him. So Joe didn't do the comedy store for five years, six years? Yeah. I'm surprised Carl's Mancita didn't try and sue Joe for defamation. There was a lot of stuff going on.

Maybe because you would think you would if he wasn't sealing jokes. Well, Ryan Redband made this video and everybody saw it, including Comedy Central and including agencies. Yeah, but if you're Carl's Mancia, you would sue for defamation, right? I wonder what happened there. Well, there wasn't there. You couldn't really sue for defamation because, you know, he got up and accused him of that. Somebody else was taking the video.

Somebody else posted the video. So for Joe, he's allowed to accuse you of this. And on top of the fact that there was evidence. of it. And there was a lot. There was a lot of evidence. And a lot of corroboration. What happened to what's, look up Carl's Manseo, what's he doing these days? He's still torn? Check it out or her. Yeah. Did it kill him? Yeah.

Check out what? I don't want to. I think Carlos has played a very steep price for this already. So I hate to rehash this. We're just talking about it. You'll be all right, brother. Yeah. You're not going to beat you up. You know that blog post? The blog post that we saw for a second. Joe wrote that to Carlos about Carlos in 2005, telling

people how he's stealing jokes. He didn't approach him on stage until two years later. Oh, he had enough of it. So that's how much he's been doing. I think he brought him on stage as Carlos Menstelia. Oh, because he had to introduce him. And then Carlos was like, what the fuck are you talking about? So for you guys who don't know, the comedy store, when you do a set, you bring on the next guy.

There's no MC. Depends. Yeah. But in the original room, that's how you do it in the original room. This happened in the OR. Hey, bring up Google Carl's Manse. I've never seen him. I've never seen him around.

Does he say what he's doing? Yeah, he's still tours, man. He's still tours. Does he? Yes. He's still tours. But, you know, it... I wonder if he has a...

Let's check out his website. Podcast. And a 2017 tour schedule. I'm sure some... Yeah. Still touring. He's still doing the damn thing. I'm sure a lot of people still like him.

I think he learned a lesson, man. And I think... Pay deeply for him. Yeah. I mean, I heard from him. You're talking about a guy who was a huge... Carlos Ben-Cier was fucking... Yeah.

Huge. Yeah. It's like, to me, like, back then, I'm thinking, Carlsonson, Jeff Foxworthy, label the cable guy, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle. There's like that group of just fucking savages. Ralphie May. Like there's that group, you know? There's like that comedy group, man.

Well, I think also, and you know, I think people who pay a price for this, you know, there's this tendency to completely dismiss them as human beings and you hear this a lot. And I think that a better way to go through life is to realize that, there are different aspects of our personality. Sometimes the bad aspect wins out. And as Jordan Peterson said, that's a dirty shit. I feel you be... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

That's a photocopy, right? So in other words, we live in a time that I'll tell you, this Uber, I don't know if you saw this guy, he was talking to Ariana Huffington, and he said he had to resign. So his career was fucking basically ruined or, you know, he was, and he said, they said, we should have more women on the board of Uber. Now Uber's been going through some tough stuff. And he said, joking, joking to Ariana Huffington. I believe this is the whole story.

And he goes, well, it'll be more female and it'd also be more chatty or more talk. They'll be more talking. That's all he said. That's not why he resigned. That was the shocking. Have you seen the culture of the Uber and stuff? No, no, hold on. But I'm saying that was the shocking sexist comment that was sort of the straw that broke the camel's back.

Oh, man. That is so. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's not loose. It's bullshit. Because if you are, if you are going to hold people to what they say.

Now, Carlos is a different story. What I'm trying to say is that I think that people pay a very steep price today in social media. You say one thing in your whole fucking career can be ruined. But that's on social media. The way he was running Uber and the environment he had of all the employees is why he got fired. Okay. This came out on social media. Carlson Cia didn't get fucked because of social media.

He got fucked because he was stealing jokes from people. I know that. I know that. The point you're making is kind of. The point I'm making is this. The point I'm making is this. All the way over here. The point I'm making, no.

The point I'm making is that people pay a price for this. The crazy thing about social media, yeah. And the internet is that you can keep paying that price for the rest of your fucking life. And I think sometimes the crime, the punishment outweighs the crime. That's all. And I think that's, you're stealing jokes. You made career off that. You're going to pay a price.

Yes. Yeah, that's a different story. He's still selling out. I mean, he's still selling. There he is. Are you drunk? Crush. 40 minutes.

What's up, brother? You got the drug of water as usual. Hey, look. Hey. Look, are you drunk or what, man? Are you, are you high, bro? Oh, no. Do you have to talk now?

Yeah, he's got to do whatever you want, man. Now, we're going to pause because I'm going to go piss. Oh, no pause. I got to go. What's up, brother? What's up? You see you, man. I'm going to stand up.

Hey, listen. I'm going to pause. That's an awkward kiss and hug. You know, that. Hey. Hey. You're fucking huge, man. No, not. Ladies and gentlemen, the white Samoan, Will Sasseh, the white Samoan is made in. The white polar bear. The white polar bear. You really taking a little pause?

Yeah, man. What did you want to do? I'd do whatever you want. All right. Don't get a shit. All right, bro. I'm big time this man. I'm not big time. You know, I'm just big time. You're here, so that's us.

You want me to keep it going? Go for it. You want me to take this? Keep going. Take it. Okay. So, hi. Welcome back to the man, the fighter, and the kid. My name is Will Sassau. I'm a philanthropist, actor, you know, actor, shmacked, bullshit, all that stuff. That's not what I do, you know. That's just what I do. You know what I'm saying?

Anyway, I'm a really good friend of Brian and Brendan's. If you've been listening to show a long time, then you might know me. You know what I mean? So it's okay that I take over for a little while. They hate it when I bring this big bottle. I move the mic with my face. I also have a podcast. It doesn't matter.

And, you know, the guys ask me to come over today and be on the show. I got no problems doing that. I have no problem talking to their audience. And it's always fun to come here. Look at all this stupid shit on the walls. When I say I have a podcast, I mean that, you know, it just sort of exists in the space, in the pod space. You know, it's up there in the internet.

It's called 10-minute podcast. But here, you know, Brian and Brennan have done something very different. You know, they're, they've, they are the fighter and the kid. You know, when I say, oh, I'm not an actor, I'm a, you know, I'm a person, I'm a philanthropist. I got other things going on. You know, I'm, uh, that, that's what I am. They are this podcast. I mean, look, look at the shit.

They got, like, everything is, they got chairs and they got an office. My stuff's just in the bottom of my house. Anyway, uh, did they already cover all this stuff? No. Hey, guys. Here's the copy to run next week. No, no, no, no, me undies. Oh, no, we can't do that.

No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that because that's, those are sponsors. Yes. Right. Now, if you upset the sponsors, then there'll be a problem. Maybe. I'm not sponsored. Right, I'm not sponsored by Miondi's, but I have underwear on.

One time Brian was playing volleyball with Brendan and me and a few other friends, just south of the pier. Hold on, I'm telling a story. And Brian took his, took his pants off. What? No, no, no, I'm talking about when we were playing volleyball and you took your pants off. And then what? Remember what you did?

No. When you put your dink in the sand? Get up. Oh, and I pissed? Yeah. Get up. Yeah, get up. Why do you push him around, man?

Because he's an asshole. Keep your face. I'm hitting the mic here. Okay. All right? Yeah. All right. And don't spaz out.

All right. And you fucking do a good job on my podcast. All right, man. But don't get all physical with me. I get to adjust myself. Rough you up a little bit. Rough you up a little bit. What you did?

Sasa, what are you doing besides Stand up all night and drinking tequila? You're a fucking mess. Sounds like a good time, though. I don't drink. Yeah? Take your sunglasses off. No, leave them off.

This instant. Oh, no, your eyes look guilty. Where have you been, man? You've been busy? I was on the road. On the road? Oh, you're annoyed me with your water. You got the jug of water.

It drives me crazy. It always has the jug of water. How much water do you drink a day? And why are you sweating? I don't know. It's fucking hot out there. I'm wearing two shirts and a hat. I'm a big guy.

I have a slight salt imbalance coupled with a possible thyroid problem. What the fuck? You guys leave me in here. I was talking about your fucking set. If you can call something a set. Yeah. It's in a, you know, a room that the fourth kid gets in a big family. All right.

All right. Room enough for a twin size of bed. Hey, don't be disrespectful to our studio. I'm not being disrespectful. I'm just saying you got all sorts of bullshit. Yeah, all right. You, I did your 10-minute podcast. recently destroyed was hilarious.

By the way, yeah, Brian came and did the 10-minute podcast. Thank you so much for sitting in. And I was amazing, but here's the thing. Well, you're still in that dumb basement. Yeah, in my house. You have changed a fucking thing. Well, I got to drive for three and a half hours to get here from Los Felis. Keep your voice down.

And to do my podcast, all you got to do is go downstairs. So who's the dummy? Although this room is way bigger than the room we do the 10-minute podcast in. And mine could use a lick of paint. I feel happy. Yeah, I'm happy to be here. I'm always happy to speak to your audience. Consider yourself at home.

Okay, okay. Consider yourself. One of the family we've taken to you so strong. All right. It's clear. We're going to get along. Very good. Very good song.

And where is that? Is that from Annie? Is that from Annie? No, it's from Austin. Oliver Twist. Right. Or Oliver. Yeah.

Oliver. I don't know that. Can see yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture. I'm going to. We haven't got much to spare. Who cares? What ever we got with here?

All right. Good. So. Is it a. I'm going to ask you. I'm going to have to ask. Hey, man. How was Australia?

It was nice. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Have you been down there? No, I've never been down there. It's amazing. It's amazing.

I'm going to talk less loud. Yeah, we're right here. What do they call? They call lobsters, bugs out there? Yeah, they do. Well, they're in the bus family. They are in the bugs family. Shut the fuck up about animals.

I'm just talking about Australia for a second. And he was so happy to go, no, oh, why do we call them bugs? I'm going to tell you this right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch your tongue. Okay.

What's going to happen? What are you going to do? Use some of that. boxing you've been doing? Don't you fucking disrespect. Hey, hey, don't be,

don't fuck you. Don't put my, bro. Shut up, Brian. Will, are you finally thinking of a shit?

Well, kind of a little bit. I'll say what I said to fucking Chris Dalia. I'm dead serious, man. Who? Who's that?

Listen, if you're feeling froggy, you go ahead and leap, all right. Now, you're looking for trouble and you're being disrespectful. Downing water. Trouble here. Trouble here. Okay? Trouble here. Let me tell you something.

What? You remember a while back, speaking in 10-minute podcast, thank you for sitting in for Tommy Blotcha and remember the time that you wrote a letter to Chad Culchin. Yeah. Because years ago, we were working on a project in Chad, and I was training in mixed martial arts and Muayai. Yes.

Let's be clear. I was a guy in his, you know, mid-30s. Training in Muay Thai. Yeah. Just kind of rolling around, you know, just having my trainer, Harold Diamond, you know. Yeah. Harold Diamond?

His name was Harold Diamond. You would kick the bag and sometimes Harold Diamond would say that kick right there would split somebody's liver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, good times. The thing about it is, I was just like a big, you know, just a big, sloppy fat dude in a gym. Don't be that mean to yourself. I'm not. I'm a pragmatist. I'm a realist.

Okay. And you wrote a letter to Chad, because Chad said, if I had a year to train, I'd be able to put well in a rear naked choke. And you explained to him the difference between a dog and a bear. You wrote him an email essay. Wait, he wrote your trainer? He wrote my buddy Chad. So Chad Colchin, who's a writer and is about 5-7 and about 165. No, he's like 5-10.

He's not 5-10. Yeah. It's a ridiculous thing to say. No, he's about, I'm, I'm going to go with Will on this one. Because you're always off every time. He's 5'7 without question. No, no, no, he's probably about 510. Okay, let's just be in the middle.

Let's say he's 5-9. He's 5-9-1-70, 165. Okay. I put him at 185. No, you're at, stop. Just walking, walking around. If you saw me, do me, I mean. And a regular guy.

And not an athlete. Not a regular guy. Yeah, he's a fucking athlete. Play some baseball. He's a hell of a baseball player. He's a thick dude. He plays a baseball in high school. He played baseball up until last year.

And he said, I think I could take well if I trained. And I had to explain to him that that just wouldn't happen. So I wrote him an essay? So I wrote Chad an essay. Do you have nothing else to do with your life? No, I wrote him a long essay about the dog and the bear. Dog and the bear that he posted on his website because it was, it was well received. The guy was dead serious?

Yeah, Chad is always serious. And I had to take a minute. I haven't met this guy, right? No, I don't believe so. He's a fantastic writer-producer, and his contention was, he wasn't saying this would definitely be what happened, but he said, he goes, I think if I had a year to train and I put on something ridiculous. He said, like 20 pounds of muscle. Jesus Christ, he's got steroids? Yeah, and he's never had any training.

He's just a big fight fan, you know, he's a huge MMA fan. But he also said he could potentially beat a whale in a fight. So he's hilarious. He goes, well, if I got my fingers deep in its eye, I feel like it would be like, and then I would kind of technically win the fight. So his point was... So he thought he could take Will, like in a year or two? And I had to explain to him that Will is, if Will was motivated and strong,

Will would, um, Will's very hard to hurt for a guy's never really punched to beat up. And I said also that if Will wanted to, he could fuck him. And that was a hard thing for anybody here. You're a prideful man, but you need to understand the way the universe works. A dog ain't beaten a bear. A silver back ain't hearing a peep out of a chimp either. Not a peep. And did it get through to this guy?

Yeah, yeah. Chad said, oh, you know, I'm telling you. Very realistic. I said, yeah, I didn't think I would win. But a lot of this stuff is... Dove Davidoff read it 50 times because Dove Davidoff couldn't believe that his friend, Brian Callan, would take this much time to break down two men. That is strange. But one of the things I always say about you is that when guys who are regular guys

who played some sports and have some pride will say, well, how would you do against Brendan? And I go, are you asking really how you would do against Brendan? And then they go, yeah, yeah. And I go, I go, what you need to know about him. And it's not, it's a hard thing for you to hear as a man is that if Brendan wanted to fuck you, he could fuck you. It's so intense. We're not talking about beating you up. But that's a very important thing to understand that there's, it doesn't mean beating somebody else.

And then somebody who can truly impose their will on. you, well, fuck. Look, and I appreciate that you're a bottom line guy. And when someone is coming to you with a, you know, a question, they're sort of beating around the bush saying, well, how would you do against Brendan? You, you zone right in and you go, I know what you want to know. You want to know what you would do with Bennett. And they all go, eh, and then you just cut the conversation off with, he'll fuck you.

So that they stop thinking about it. It's an abrasive. It's a little tricky. But here's where, here's where, this is a story that I got this from an interesting experience. I'm in theater school in New York City. You've never been to New York. Shut up.

You ain't never been to fucking New York City. Those are the worst people. It's exhausting. That's Jay. That's Jay Job. No, come on. Come on. Let me just get through.

Dude, you've never been on a fucking cruise. What? Who gives it? Why is that so? What? Get out of here. Get out of here. Shut up.

I have a friend. You never been. Why would I cruise to New York? Who gives a shit? Everybody goes on cruises. God. Nobody wants to. Old people can do it.

What the fuck is the matter with you? The guy who stops every fucking story. Dude, you never owned a truck. Yes, I did. When I was a kid, I was in, I worked at a nursery. When? I was fucking late 80s early night. God damn it, I don't give, I was fucking ahead to haul these plants around.

You don't know how to drive a truck. I had a shitty dots in truck. Would you let me just People are exhausted Are in New York At ballet school? I'm in I'm in theater school And there was a guy who was a giant dude

Who was no he was he happened to have been A professional ballet dancer And had never fought but he was I you know me I have I've spent enough time And looking at men and doing sports Whether like wrestling whether it was Talking where I

know I can see how much it is. You're obsessed without big use. I can just see if you were to fight somebody how much that would be to manage if they were motivated to fight you. And if you're a regular guy, there was a guy who was built like me, but not really, had never really done any sports. He was built like me, but he lifted weights. In theater school.

He would do, yeah, he would do bench press and he would do pull down. Yeah, beach body stuff. But do regular guy, but never done any sports and wasn't so athletic. But he was kind of amply sized. He was a little bigger than me, maybe, but whatever. And he decided. decided that because this guy, they were doing a scene. Now, in theater school, and I don't know if you've ever had this experience,

but in theater school, scenes can get very charged and emotional. Sometimes, as they say, you're making believe, but your body doesn't, forgets that you're making believe and your body takes over. I only do charged work. I would define well that way. All right. What's like working with will? Charged.

Yeah. I only do intense work. They'll fire the kid 3D that time? Was that? They said what? They said, how was it with Will on set? I went, charged. Charged.

Intense. Yeah. You ever lick a 9 volt? No. Yeah, just touch a 9 volt to your thing. I have. It burned your tongue. It charges you.

Do the car battery and keep it there for a few minutes. That's not the point of this. Anyway, sorry, go on. Oh, okay. So this guy, they're doing a scene, and it's an improv scene, and this guy starts to get macho with the big ballet dancer, who was not gay, but very kind of like, you know, he would wear. He'd suck a dick on. No, he, yeah, maybe, you know.

And I was watching this, and he started to shove the ballet dancer. And the ballet dancer, who was big and Germanic and just, you know, just all raw bones and had been dancing his whole life. He goes, let's just say the guy's name was Chris. He goes, Chris, stop. Chris, stop. Just broke the scene and said that? Chris, yeah, Chris kept getting in his face and pushing him. Playing the role?

Yeah, but he was, he was trying to. to alpha dog him. In front of everyone? It was in front of everybody. And he was doing it in a sloppy, kind of uncool, aggressive way. And he kept going, Chris, I said stop. And finally, he tried to put the ballet dancer in a headlock and it actually came at him. And the ballet dancer flipped.

There was a switch. Dance on his face. He switched. And he went the way a big brother does to a little brother. He grabbed him around the board. body, brought him to the ground, and got on top of him, and just got on top of him, and got his leg, almost like in a half guard, kind of got his leg, and pushed him down, and held him down, and then put his arms under his neck and squeezed him into his body, into his chest, and said,

and the guy, Chris started going, get on me, get on me, and he's like, calm down, calm down. And get on me! And he was holding him until Chris started to cry. because he'd never been in that situation he'd never been physically imposed upon by another man if I was that guy

who got punk like that and start crying I'd get up and go and see thank you guys thank you guys wow now that was

and scene that would have been I'll see you guys later yeah and the teacher just goes charged charged you're fucking right you gotta realize

this was a kid who'd never been in theater school this was all new emotional work a lot of boys grow up especially in this country

where emotion and all that shit is not comfortable, where being imposed upon, if you've never done sports, is really new. Like, if you've never done a sport, never been leveled on a playing field like a football, and somebody shows you that and you're in your 20s,

and you've never had that experience? Holy fuck. Well, if you have no brother's assistance. It's very weird to not get that going if you're, you know, I mean, just if you play in contact sports,

the shit starts happening literally eight years. Right away. Right away. He'd never done that. But even if you don't have a brother who, in my, case used to say, meatball boy and fold my nose to my, to my knees. Yeah. He's nine years old than me and he would grab me under the knees. Meatball boy. Meatball boy. And like, you need that

stuff. Two, three, four, five, six. Ten years old. Chubby ten year old still going, meatball boy. Yeah. How about the time that? For him, his body was an island. Like some people have that body where they're like, nobody's ever done that to them. Yeah. And so that's never That's a crisis at 23. And somebody's holding you down and you can't breathe in front of everybody. And you literally can't move from under a man. So I never forgot this. My teacher, who is this wonderful, big gay man with the biggest mustache in the world,

who is still one of my heroes. And he changed my life. And he looked at him and he goes, Chris, as he was crying, and they stopped it. Chris, what happened here? He goes, what happened here? He goes, Chris, what happened here? besides the fact that you almost got fucked. That's funny.

He said that. And that was, I never forgot that. It was a reality check. It was a reality check. And there are those reality checks in life in general. You ever see somebody who's never had to work out super hard? And they're just so out of breath. It's like, what did Vince Lombardi say?

Fatigue makes cowards of us all? First time you've ever been pushed to that degree. I'm sure as an athlete, when you guys put yourself to that or football or whether it would, the MMA, I'm sure you saw a guy's break. Oh, yeah. Right? I mean. Everyone has a break.

They were in a place where they didn't know how to get out of it. It's just tough work. Everyone has a breaking point. A giant German actor that does ballet, he's not breaking anyone I know. But yeah. Yeah, your story kind of, you know. Yeah. I mean, you can tell me your story.

You know, I'll listen to your stories. But it's a little disrespect from Bill Bryan. Hey, man. What the... But here's what... You're making an absolutely great point. And it all comes back to the dog and the bear, the silverback and the chimp, whatever you want to say.

And this is why when you are a guy who, you know, is you, and you're what? 5.1.5.11. Be careful with how you characterize it. Doesn't matter because you're boxing and shit. And the reason it made me laugh from the bottom of my gut is that if you ever step to me, give a shit if we're in the theater class. I don't give a fuck if we're on a cruise to New York. Careful. Careful. Curse to New York. I'll give a shit where we are. Be respectful. Be respectful. I'll fold you. A fold you. No? Yes. And I'll toss you on top of the tallest building I see. Don't listen to me. Don't laugh.

Have a look around. Don't laugh at that. If there's a two-story building, it seems here, what are we on the third floor here? Yeah. So this has got three floors this place. Yeah. All the places in this whole complex. Three.

Pretty cool stuff. There's lots of great shit outside. As I was walking in, I saw a food truck. Yes. Everyone was ordering stuff. Yeah. Careful now. Looks like it's a good thing.

If we were out there and I was in line and I was like, yeah, hi, chicken Caesar, no peonance. And then you walked up and you shoved me out of the way and you were like, three fish tacos. and I would just fold you and turn you around and I would start spinning out and I go there it and it's like oh there's one and three stories up fuck you you'd wake up with gravel rash on the roof just crumpled up against an air conditioning unit going what the fuck happen don't say growl you'll get gravel rash there'll be there'll be guys up there tar and the gravel with their hot mops and you'll go what shall fuck happen.

You got a little, you're hot, it's hot up there, you've got some tar on it. I got some tar on me. You got gravel rash, you're bleeding. Just a little duty in my pants. Yeah, a little shit in your pants. Listen, I appreciate what you're saying and I get it. I'm not a regular guy. I got a lot of tricks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the same thing as Chad. I'll get Will and a weird naked show. I've been sitting down on my punches lately, doing a lot of sparring, I'm measuring distance. Who's the guy that I say you could owe unequivocally? I always give you props and I say, if that goes to a fight, an organized, fight and I would love to see it happen. Maybe we can set up some sort of charity.

I know what's happening. Brian's taking that fucking dude's head off. Who's that? Who do I say that about? CM Punk. Okay, I don't know. Phil Brooks. Yes.

I always say that Brian, at 50 years old, you'd be able to fucking, you'd be able, you'd give CM Punk a false sense of security. He'd come at you, and then you'd throw one of them box and bob spin kicks like you do on Instagram and get them into that gravel rash. You'd get him gravel rash.

You'd get them in the hot mops. in the black tar. You know, he's going to fight again, huh? Probably. Come on. That'll be fun. It's a nice compliment. Now, be careful now.

So what I'm going to say is, I'll kick his ass and your fucking ass. Okay, man. You'll throw both of them, will? You'll fool both of them up. Hey, I'll fucking both up. Listen. I'm all, oh. Hey, how about this?

Yeah. Fucking quote me. I'll only fight CM Punk if I'm fighting Brian Callan at the same time. What do you mean? Because I want to show people the difference. I'm just a big, what it, Brendan and you as I walk in here? Yeah. Here he is.

The white s'moan. The big albino Samoan, the shaved polar bear. What does a polar bear do? Does a polar bear do any, does he do any mixed martial arts or ballet? Does he do any lifting weights? No. What does he do? He drags walruses up onto the, that's right.

He lives. He hunts and he lives. Yeah. And that's what I do. I hunt and I live. Yeah. And it ain't, it ain't, it's a regular day on the ice for me. To drag CM Punk and Brian up out of the water onto my iceberg and just pools and pools of blood.

Pools of blood. Regular day on the ice. Regular day on the ice. I've got to eat. The other day on the ice. What am I going to let Brian go because I'm eating CM Punk? No, you got to kill both of them. Well, that's what I'm saying.

I'll fight CM Punk so long as I'm fighting Brian Callin handicap match. Okay. Two on one. And you guys got to wear matching shit. Like you're a fucking tag team Yeah, you wear match and shit You don't tell me what to fucking wear You and CN Punk

No Hey Will What was the tag team Where they had they had shoulder pads They had spikes on them Oh the road warriors Yeah Yeah

Road warrior animal And road warrior animal And road wear what I want Oh What a rush I'll wear what I want That's what we need you to wear Yeah

You'd see them No you guys Yeah you guys are gonna wear But I want you to wear like Yeah You guys are gonna wear Spiky shoulder pads But I want the spikes

Dix. No. I want you guys in matching like Killer Bs outfits. Like B. Brian Blair and jumping Jim Brunzel. C. M. Punk used to be a professional wrestler and that's what I want you guys to wear. I can't move around than that. It's just, no, it's just a single, you know,

it's just little the shorts. Striped with the killer bees, just like bees, like black and yellow. And then, you know, some cute knee pads. And wings, maybe at the back? Yeah, wings, if you want, whatever, some B wings. Yeah. Just for the entrance, right? And then and then you guys get in the ring. And that's the only way.

I'll fight C.M. Punk. All right. Okay. Is he fighting again? I mean, that's the rumor, yeah. All right. Good luck getting on the iceberg, though. Big, huge, sloping, shaved albino-Samoan polar bear.

Okay. Now, let me ask you something. I don't give a shit. How much boxing you do? All right, hold on. Did you do some boxing? Oh, cool. Hey, Will, does any, when you're on, because you've been working a ton on set, does anyone,

are like, hey, so does anyone talk about fighting or fucking with you ever there? With me? Never. No, no, no. I'm a nice, uh, gentle person. I know, but you're a big dudes or people like, man. No, no, no, no, I have a quiet. I have a, nobody cuffs you about the ears. No, nobody cuffs me about the ears. It's a question. No, it's not a question. Yeah. You fucking wait. Nobody goes, you know, smack you on the neck. Hey, witty boy. I don't do that. No, that never happens to me. You never wait and dance around you, dance around you, and pepper your face. No, lightning fast jabs. Lightning fast jabs. Yeah. Let's get in the parking lot after this. I would love to, bring the fucking cameras. I would fucking love it. Let's get it going.

Matter of fact, let's get on the roof where it's nice and a lot. Do you mind? I'll take my shirt off. Outside and inside of your fucking knees with my feet? Why don't you have a look at my knees? Those are big knees. That might hurt my foot. Look at the size of that bull heart for a cat. It's a giant calf. It's the biggest cat you've ever seen, right? It's up there.

I mean, you're a professional fighter. I don't think you'd kick those knees. Yeah, you could kick. You know what's weird? Hey, you know what's weird guys? I never think about that. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. And also, you know, who else? The, yeah, people on set are always very, very kind. I exist in a very kind, kind sphere. Well, I don't know how you work.

Where kindness is the, is the currency. You worked with Christina Hendricks. Yeah, we just did a movie called Christina. Bring her up. She's so hot. Christina Hendricks did you do it. It's called The Burning Woman. It'll be out later, you know.

It's a creative title. No, I'm not the Burning Woman. I don't know. That's Siena. Have you ever played a woman? Yes, on Mad TV. Uh-huh. Several times.

She's the one from, one of the most beautiful one of the world. She's from Madmen? Madmen. Mad men, yeah, there are. And, uh... Dang. Yeah, Christina and I are married in the movie.

She's truly one of the most beautiful women in the world. And we have kids and there's a cute, uh, it's a cute family. Cool person, Will? Oh, she's the, she's the shit. Her and Sienna Miller were wonderful together. Sienna Miller too? Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie. Just all dime pieces.

And who do you play some guy who gets kicked in the face and then that's the end of the movie? Hey, no. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. I play Christina Hendricks's husband. And we have a family. And then Sienna Miller is, her sister, my sister-in-law.

Bring up Sienna Miller from each in. Damn, Will. Did you get to kiss her? We're married in the movie. Yeah. So you were kissing. We have seven love scenes. Oh my God, really?

Yeah, we don't have seven. You guys were making out, Will. Miller's got something to say as well. I sure as fuck having, man. She whiz, these guys. She whiz, man. I'm a real fucking mess over her. Yeah, Sienna Miller is very beautiful.

Oh, my Lord. That's what you were dealing with on a daily basis? She, they were, these are my pals. We were making a nice movie. You're still afraid of the old, you're still afraid of girls, huh? I'm not afraid of girls. I'm not in high school. Did you go out?

You're fucking, no, we're hanging out. We're making a nice movie. I'm not American. I know you're Canadian. I am American. I'm an American citizen. You're not a fucking, you're a disgrace to a girl.

I'm not a day. Take that back. You walk around, you walk around set all day and you can't, you're not losing your shit. Huh? I'm not losing my shit. You're there. You're in the friends on. You're there, pal.

yeah yeah yeah cennan canadian well no cennan christina they're my palsy the entire movie a bit dude those are some beautiful yeah they're very very beautiful lord good lord they're beautiful are they both hitched up yeah they got they got guys yeah they got guys who are their guys beautiful successful but who are the guys that got them oh geez look at this sienna miller dating that's the way he just right he just typed in dating That's her boyfriend. Yeah, I guess. I like when I see those girls with normal.

Oh, he's 50. B. You got this. Oh, yeah. No, he's a film director. You don't got this. Birthplace, New York City. This guy's been to New York.

Took a cruise. All right. I got to get into film directing. And, uh... He did some big movies, too. All right, well. That'll do it. Oh, Christina Hendrix is with that guy that, uh, he looks like a, kind of nerdy.

Jeffrey. What's he do? He's an actor. Are you jealous of him, Will? What? Are you jealous of him? No, I'm not jealous of him. I want to create some beef between you and your...

No, don't do that. This guy. Yeah, Jeff. Jeff Arend. Wonderful guy, very funny. Bro, if ever, someone pulled... See, when I come from, we call that outkicking your coverage. Outkicking your coverage.

Where I come from that call, sir, I think you're... That, motherfucker. I think that's fair to say. You are, hey, I've seen come-ups, and then there's this full... Yep. Yeah. Hey, now, listen, I'm sure you're a funny guy. Yep.

That motherfucker looks like he. carries their purse. He's got, look, man. Oh, they, no, they are very, they're very sweet. You're already stumbling. You're not. Not, yeah. I've been around them both. They're both wonderful people and it's a very adorable and functional marriage.

They're very much in love. I'm not still. No, you know, but don't talk that way about my pal. I'm sure he's great. I'm sure he's great. When's the premiere? I'm going to slide on it. When's this premiere?

Big man. I don't know. It's got a festival first. Okay. Well, we'll probably. If you want to see. Brennan bully a guy out of the way? He's going to come up and whisper and go, I will

fucking kick your hips out. Don't say that to Jeffrey. No, I won't do that. I won't do any of that. I'm just going to say what's up to her and just pretend he's not there. And just a loom over her? No, I'm not going to be a loom. I'm just going to pretend he's just air.

I just, uh, what are you going to wear? You're going to wear that? Are you going to be like a... Maroon, suede jacket? I'm going to have to see what she's working with. I don't want to red. She has red hair at my class in pictures. Yeah, you don't want to try to outdoor.

I tell you what? that guy. That's all I got to say. Good for that, dude. Are you going to be like a villain in like a 1950s movie who's like wants to dance with the woman and he just goes up, taps on the guy and just goes, beat it, pal. Take a hike, pal. Yeah, take a hike pal. More like Pepe Lapeu, I think, in this case.

Anyway, so we were on this set and I got nothing but pals on this set. And I don't call me your pals though. Everyone was... Yeah, it bothers me that you call those girls. I could never be friends with a girl like that. Never. Why not? We're friends. Because all I'd be doing is like a tiger in the I'm seeing them very soon. We're all hanging out a few friends. Well, having dinner.

Is that your house? Nope. Her house? No, the directors. Okay, is that in L.A.? Yeah. Well, what date is that? It's pretty soon, like Friday, I guess.

All right. See you there. No, no, no, hey, wait. Hey. Well, hold on. They have their friends. You invite your friends. Yeah.

Okay, but we're all friends. Bro. Well, I don't know. We are boys. Okay, I understand. Yeah, I can only bring one person, Brian. Well, I kind of. it's a plus one type thing

yeah we can't have too many people break out the fucking break out the butter and squeeze me on it no I don't want to squeeze you on it why don't we go I'm with Will on this you want to go to like

soup plantation with us maybe the next day fuck you bro like an early brunch of my shoulders and hips up and squeeze me on it hey hey do you like chicken salad why don't we go to tender greens

eat a dinner beans we'll tell you about the party with Brothers. You guys are my brothers. We'll be in California Pizza Kitchen the next day. Brothers. Yeah. Wet the kids beat.

Butter them up a little bit and squeeze me on it. We'll go to lemonade. We'll go to lemonade on Abbott Kinney. I won't make a lot of noise. Yeah, you know that rabbit, the radish salad with the, uh, they got the little pieces of of pop. Yeah, that'd be good for you. Well, me and we'll talk about our new friends.

You guys won't even notice them there. You won't even notice them there. Where is she from? Oh, come on, guys. I'm sorry, Will. Iowa or Idaho. You don't have that. Idaho.

You know, I want to disrespect my new friend like that. That's right. That's right. Brennan's an evolved guy. I respect. You know, I respect Turner Man too. You know what? We'll all see you Friday night.

I take pride in being good buddies with stunning women. And I don't trust you. I know you don't. They will. I know you told you. They will. Let me tell you something. Will I say something?

Yeah. They put you in the friend zone real cool, don't they? You know what? I show up in the friend zone. Can I? I'm a friendly guy in the friend zone. Can I? So much so that when I show up on set.

Now, you know that I'm, you know, I'm around. What am I? I'm like six foot eight and I'm not I don't say six eight yeah six four I'm seven hundred and fifty two pounds And it's intimidating well the camera makes me look a little smaller and like it It's intimidating for a lot of people it starts making you look small You are a big guy depending on the way you should do so when I show up I got to be extra sweet Yeah, because people like whoa that polar bear got loose yeah and then you know when I'm kind and I'll you know I'm not making my way through doorways Yeah and I'm knocking over chairs with my hips sure shit and I get into a you know a makeup trailer and the thing just falls over and stuff.

You got to be very kind. You got to make up for it, man. Yeah, you got to make up for it. So if that means you get friend zoned right away, that's fine. These are the facts of life. Another fact of life is put you and me and CM Punk in a fucking bowl. Okay, bro. And after a little while, a bowl?

A bowl. A big glass aquarium? Yeah, just a big, slick. Like, let's drain the Long Beach Aquarium for the Sharts and shit out. You guys fight in there. You know why? I'm not fighting in glass. You know what?

It's not safe. When you finish a bowl of a series. When you eat cereal, right? Let's say, well, what's your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch is pretty good. I like Corn Flakes. So how about I tell you what?

What? You're the corn flakes. CM Punk is the Captain Crunch. We got a nice bowl of that stuff. Ooh, a mixture. Yeah, and you got some milk. You like almond milk. You're probably not doing dairy.

Yeah, I like almond milk. When you're just about, when you only have a couple spoonfuls left. Yeah. Where is the Captain Crunch and the corn flakes when it's spent? at the very end of the bowl. I guess on the sides a little bit. Is it on the sides? Yeah, I get stuck.

Maybe one or two pieces at the bottom there. Stuck to the sides, maybe. Where's the, where's the milk? It's at the bottom of the bowl. It's the point here, Will. That's where I want you in Sam Punk throughout this, throughout this contest. At the bottom center of the bowl with me,

where you can't get away. And Will's the big old shredded, the big old, the shredded wheat. The annoying shredded wheat. And you're like, oh, this is going to be sweet. he's got that sugary side. No, you don't get the sugary stuff. Turn it over, baby.

You get that fucking rough, dry hay side. God, that's going to give me... Rub that's going to give me a wheat rash. I'm not talking about that frosted mini weeds. I'm talking about the discontinued wheat. You talk about just the shredded wheat. Just the shredded wheat. The whole husk, the whole husk on the wheat kind of daddy.

Oh, you mean the wheat get out? And it's one big block. You got to chop it up. Yeah, you open the box. The six blocks? That's just six blocks. That's the wheat. They didn't shuck.

That's right. It's just, it's just, it just, unshooked wheat. That's will. It just looks like straw wheat pillows.

And you got to, you know how small a Captain Crunch Nugget is compared to one of those big sheds? There's only six in a box. It's going to get shredded if you push them through that week. I don't care how much milk you pour on me. I'm still going to be a shred of wheat. You've got to take your spoon and mash it apart.

That's your challenge. So when we fight. That's your challenge. So when we fight in the UFC, they're going to have the oxy. Yeah. They're going to have the octagon, and it's like, here's the octagon. Yeah.

And where they're going to, it's going to be like right from the ceiling. They're going to drop down this bowl, this decorative bowl with like cherries on it or something. But see, here's what I say to see. And it's going to be clear. And there's going to be cherries and bananas on it. And it's going to be a glass bowl. And they're going to slide you in. You're going to make.

But this is the. And then CM Punk. Sliding to the middle. And then I'll slide in. Thud. And we're all in the middle. Now here's what I... Are you ready?

Hold on. Are you ready and you ready? Hold on. And here's what I say to see him. I go like this. I go, brother, listen to me. Don't call me brother then. We're a little bit outgun right now.

I understand that. He's a big kid. Here's the thing. I know for a fact that he's essentially, what we're essentially fighting. And I say this with respect. I love the guy. He can't hear me.

We're fighting an overgrown girl. Now here's why. He's got zero testosterone. And here's the reason. Because he can do a movie with Christina Hendrick. and Sienna Miller, and like a non-American, be pals with him. Yeah, you're right. Whereas a man, a man is even if he's married with two kids in the house and all the

fucking bells and whistles, a man, a real man, the guy that I'm afraid that I want him, my dog, the dog I ride with, he's got to be constantly, and I mean 24-7, doing whatever he can to break her walls down. And get in. Yeah. And get out of the friends up. And get the fuck in. Right.

But since you're just pals and you're non-American, I'm fighting from a country. Not a threat, is he? He sure ain't, brother, because I'm coming in there and I'm fucking bop-bop-bop-pab-pub. And you're like, and I'm dancing behind you. And CM is like, kick, kick, kick, and I'm pop-b-b-b-b-b-b. And after a while, big tree comes down. Well, here's what I'm going to say to that. As you're explaining this to CM-P, he's going to be looking at you.

He's going to have a serious face on. We know you're going to be serious. and he's, and you're going to observe, you're going to observe that he has one ear, it's a little bit out, a little bit cauliflowered. And as you're talking to him, your eyes are going to drift to that ear. Yeah. And you're going to remember and you're going to realize, this guy's been punched in the head one time.

And he has a cauliflowered ear. We're doomed. We're doomed. He got cauliflowered ear. He's been punched in the head area one time in his life. And look what happened to him. And then you look across to me. and maybe it's a little bit too much for me.

Maybe I'm sort of reconsidering it. Maybe I am that kind guy who's just an actor on set who doesn't need to test himself this way. But you know what's happening is you're looking across at my gleaming white body? My gigantic white. Wait, are you naked? I'm close to naked.

Oh, no. He's a singlet on. I'm wearing... He looks like Andre the Giant. I'm wearing a rope, like a sumo rope diaper. Oh, no. It's just up my ass. Like Yokozuna.

Right, Yokozuna. Oh, no. I'm barefooted. I have not had a pedicure in a while. my callus is yellow, my toenails. By pretty ashy. You got a long nail. The lashy on my knees and elbows and my heels.

And you look at me and as you're explaining to Sam and you're like, oh no, CM's been punched one time and look at his ear. And then you look over at me and I am weeping. Oh, no. Yeah. And it's like, my Will's weeping. Why are you weeping? Because it's just too much for me.

It's all too much for me. Because you don't want to be there anymore. I'm just a sweet pussy, really. I'm just a nice guy. Okay. But something's happening inside of me. I'm getting it. I'm getting emotional.

I'm thinking about my brother pushing my nose to my knees going meatball boy, meatball baby. Oh, wait. So it's an angry cry. By the time I was big enough to get him back, my brother had, you know, a wife and kids. He moved off. Yeah, I can't take out his, yeah, it's over. I never got the retribution on Paso. So you got a lot of teenage anger.

I got all sorts, as you put it, in the dog and the bear essay that you wrote. FTS. You said fat teenager syndrome. FTS. He's got a lot of, he's all of that angst and that anger. is coiled up like a viper inside of his gut, ready to strike, waiting for the right moment. And now he's starting to tear up.

And you know me because we're good friends and you love me. And you go, oh, no, this is the moment. Here it comes. This is the moment. This is the storm. The storm is coming. Maybe I go like this. I go, hey, bro, it's cool.

We're good, man. Let's get out of this fish tank. Let me buy a drink. Then all of a sudden, from outside the bowl, you're going to see all the officials of the UFC because this is a different match. They're going to start pouring a, canola oil and corn syrup down the edges of the bowl.

You didn't tell me about this? Sticky and slippery. No, I don't want to do that. And then a clock, a big digital clock over the ring starts and it says 60. And then it goes down to 59. 59. Yeah, it's right. It's a 60 minute match.

And there's no way out. And then I really start bawling. And you guys are super creeped down. Hey, bro, where are you in this? I need to help me out. I'm watching. Hey, bro. You and Joe are breaking this down.

You guys, we're friends. No, I'm breaking this down. There's really no way to break down three fools in a bowl, but we can't wait to watch it. I feel like, yeah. Brian Callan, it's been good knowing you. CM Punk, suck my dick. It's time for you to get the shit kicked out of you by a crying polar bear. And you're watching it here on UFC 200 and something.

200 something. That's what it's called. UFC 200 and something. 200 and something. Something. UFC 200 and something. We're in a bowl. We're in a bowl.

UFC 200 something. We're in a bowl. UFC 200 something brought you by on it. Getting the bowl. Getting a bowl. Getting a bowl. C.M. Punk, you want to fight again? Fucking here's a million dollars.

Get in the bowl. Get in the bowl. How about those UFC, those fights, those mixed martial arts fights where they have, in Russia, they do this, where they have gangs? Six on six. Six on six? Holy shit. They're in, like, night gear. Oh, I love that.

The night gear. I knew you like that. Yeah, they're in the octagon, but they're dressed as nice. Yeah, they're actually fucking each other up. Yeah, I've seen the one-on-one, six-on-six. Yeah, no, there's teams. Like, fucking, yeah, like, you tag in and out? Well, says me.

No, no, it's literally like a war. Just 12 guys, 12 nights in a ring? It's a chaos. That's incredible. That's amazing. And then they're doing a field, too. But they have mixed martial arts guys, but they have six guys who are trained MMA guys,

and six guys who are on the other side of six train, and they fight as teams. So when you knock your dude out, you can go over and pile on the next. It's some Russian shit. Yeah. Yeah, very Russian. Did they have athletic commissions in Russia?

Not really. They probably don't. They're not proper athletic missions here. Yeah, no, there's no fucking way. Yeah. Well, that's good. Let's go to Russia. We can do it in Russia.

No. Do you remember the Billy Joel concert in Moscow? No. Billy Joel in Moscow. Okay. It was a concert. I do remember actually. minute 30 years ago. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. And everybody loved it. Seeing the lights go out on Broadway. Yeah, yeah. Saw the Empire State laid low. Yeah. Life went on beyond the palisades. They all bought Cadillacs left there long ago.

We held a concert out in Russia. That's what we are. Watch the island bridges blow. They burned our power. were down drove us on the ground we went right on with the show I can't believe I remember that song

I don't even know that song It's called I'm sure they have it live There was there live video that Who's it? Bring that out You say Tom Petty? No it's Miami

It's Billy Joel Miami Live Miami 2000 It's a great song I thought it was in Russia The song is called Just do a movie Just go on roadway Yeah just go Miami

Russia Russia concert They're right there. No, but you want the song. Just put it Miami Live and you'll hear it. Oh, you can do the Russia thing. See, it says 2007 Miami Live. Why are we watching 2017?

It's because we put Miami Live. If you just do Russia, for God's sakes, Jay. She can kill with a smile. She can wound with her eyes. That's still rock and roll to me. You may be right now. All right. Let's watch a little Billy Joel in Russia.

By the way, Billy Joel was great. Yeah, Billy Joel was great. I was listening to some Billy Joel not too long ago. Did he die? No, no, he's still around. Dude, this was Russia. He tried to retire from singing a while back. I was in Russia in 1987.

You were never in Russia. You were in Russia then? I never went in Russia. You were this thing? I was there when it was communist, and I remember it so well. You never went to Russia. I went to Gorky Park. The Russians are amazing people.

I just want to say that. They just have an oppressive government. It's a terrible thing to say. Yeah, there are, you know, there are people just like anybody else. But yeah, we got a strong. Yeah, the culture is strong. Yeah, the culture, yeah. But then they got that thug.

They got that thug. And that's the problem. That's the problem. He was a showman. So will people be able to hear this on the podcast? I don't know. Look at that guy. He looks like Luke Wilson in the rural Tannenbaum.

Hey, if you check out Billy... All right. Yeah, he's being way too American for the Russians. Yeah, he really is. Yeah, he's really bringing him all the America. How hilarious. He's like, yeah. Rock and roll.

Rock and the World Concert. Look at the way guys dressed. Look at hair. But it's Will versus Brian and Sienpon. It was pretty cool back then where you didn't have the internet or anything. There were such different cultures. You would go to Europe back then

and people would be dressed completely differently than you were. Really? Yeah, most of them had not been to your country and most of them didn't know how you lived your day-to-day life. And I was in Gorky Park in 1987 and I remember they were asking me

because they didn't have blue jeans, they didn't have sneakers. They didn't get cars that we had. You can stop it. We're going to get kicked off. They wanted to know about the race scores. All those Russians. They want to know what it was like to be an American.

They had no fucking idea. What happened over here? I was watching Billy Joel and I was bored. And so Brian was talking about Russia. I freaked out, man. That's all right. I lost your mind. So what else is going on?

I feel like nobody ever interviews you guys. You guys have people out here. I guess it all started for me when I was a kid. I decided to be an actor. I want to talk about now. What's going on now? I thought you want to know. You were in Australia?

What was your favorite part of Australia? Aside from, I saw on Instagram. You had soul out shows. Do you see the kangaroo though? No, I didn't see that. Oh, it's me laying down. Petiru. Bring that up, Chinaroo.

I've molested a kangaroo. I'm pretty sure he was untranclizers. Did you put your hand in his bag? You'll see. I didn't think about that. Put your hand in his warm pouch. Only the females have pouches? Yes, only the females.

And giant pouches. And the females when they fight don't kick. Oh, you know what I saw that were huge was a wombat. Oh, wombat's are big, weird-looking mice. You ever done this? No, I've never done that. Look at how cute that thing is. And he was just, yeah, that's a female.

I think I can see her coach. She's why, yeah, she's playing. She's shittling herself while you rub her ass. She's so cute. She's like a dog. She's like, put your hand here. And so you can have them as pets and they can hang out like that? Uh, no, no, no, not really.

Because they'll jump up and kick your children in the face and they'll die. I just started to get down here with him because he was like getting some son. Yeah. I thought it'd be a funny video, you know? But what about the big ones? Are those? Are those? No, they have those big ones, jacked ones.

Are they jacked? So it was a sanctuary and then there was like a little fence. And so they could come in and out how they pleased. And the big jacked ones were like sick of humans. And they were like all the way in the back. They're like, we're good, bro. And then I caught this one slipping. So that's why I'm a left here.

But you could you go in there with the big ones. Yeah, you could. Yeah. Could you have been having this thing. I mean, you're loving it. It's like a six minute video. And you're laying down on that, on that. you're down on that fucking.

dirt. Yeah, I got some Australia Ticks after this, but it's not a big deal. I mean, that's a great, that's hilarious. That video is hilarious. And he's loving it. Yeah, they can't have been there all day, fucking with that thing. They had one of those big jacked ones, though. The wombatts were huge. The wombats were

Fondbats? I thought wombats were small. Is that what it's called? Jim, what was that thing we saw? Remember it was laying down? It looked like a huge fucking upside down. Yeah, I think it was a wombat. It's a huge. What? Like the, like the size of this. What? Huge. I don't know what a wombat is.

It's like a rodent. Big old squirrel. Shut up, Will. Oh, look at that thing. Oh, the fuck. That thing is adorable. But it really, not when it smiles, though. Oh, my God.

It looks like Will. It does look like me when I wake up in the morning. Oh, it's so cute. V. What? That's a giant. Oh, that's just food. That thing will bite you to the bone.

You know animals eat the fuck out of those things. Hey, that's the crocodile hunter's daughter. She is a crocodile. crocodile dime piece. Really? She's beautiful. Man, dude. She's got that, she's right next to that wandbatch, she's not even worried about it, biting her face on. It's a giant, it's like a quala. It's like a quala.

Well, claw bears are all in land. It does right there. There's no water quaglibers. I wonder if they're good eating. I bet they are. I bet you could eat the shit out of one. Yeah, I was... They're fat. It's like this, be... Really? I was reading some stuff about pre-agricultural homo sapiens and how they used to just burn down parts of the,

the woods and the shrub. Yeah. So then they would just go in and eat the cooked. The cooked remains. Cooked remains. Oh, wow. That makes sense. Yeah.

It was like a, you know, it was just a barbecue for them. That's how they used to do it. It's not true. Yeah, it is not true. So I kind of feel like I would like to, you know, maybe I could author a diet, sort of a caveman diet type thing. Yeah. The early Homo sapiens diet. We just burned down land?

Where you just, well, it would be good if you had some land, but it would be pretty cool. Any animals you eat, you just fur, guts, shit, eyeballs and all. Okay. Just put them in a little. Just put them in a bush and burn them. Maybe in a bowl. Maybe that's what this whole thing's about. A burning bush in a bowl.

I don't know. And you just throw mice in there. That's a lot of legit. And then just punch them up. No. What if we threw burning bushes into the bowl while we fought? No. That's too much.

That don't really cause some... Should you got some current events? I do. Thank God. We're almost done with this shit. Hey, how late was I? Dude. Sorry.

I mean, I got a lot of shit to do today. Me too. You don't. All right, the first one is what's happening right now. Yeah. So the GOP parts of some of the GOP are doing a baseball game. Yeah. And some dude open fired.

Virginia. So a gunman opened fired. He hit one of the aides, one of Trump's aides, Steve Saskill. What? Steve Scalise. So the Republicans have, or they were playing a baseball game. Mm-hmm. And this guy who came to D.C.

to protest, according to his brother, and had a problem with Trump, shot the congressman in the hip. He's the majority whip, I believe. The whip, yeah. And he got shot in the hip, and four other people got shot, and then the cops shot him and killed him.

Did anyone die? He was 60, he was 66 years old. What? Yeah, nobody else died, apparently. Just the moron that shot the guy? Yeah, 66. That's always good. You know?

That's the guy right there. Wow. Why did he go crazy? He hated Trump. That's all I know. He hated Trump for a while, and he was picketing before, too. It's funny. People just kind of go crazy, I guess, in the end.

They just... Alisa's nose is nice and symmetric. Yeah, yeah, it's just so weird, right? He does have a beautiful, smushy nose. It looks like that wombat. He looks like a human wombat. At least he has his updated glasses as well. This guy's a good character.

He looks like a bad guy. He looks like a bad guy. He looks just like... So he was shot by... the police. Yeah, he, the shots were like, what?

I love when that happens. Yeah, they're like, K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-KK-Kish, G-KKish, K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. And then there's another shooting in San Francisco, UPS, man. Yeah, this one.

He got fired or something, right, then came back and shot people. See, it's so brand-new. I don't know if he got fired, but he got dressed up, went to the, you know, went to his work. Everyone's, you know,

they meet up at first. People who were shot, though, say he was an employee of UPS. Yeah. So he was dressed up and everything. Just, you know, when you have like morning meetings at work, they're all set up to go and then he just started. Now he, I'm pretty sure he killed two or three people, right? I think five.

Five. He shot five people. I don't know how many people died. I think at least two have died and all that. God, that's fucking terrible. Did you guys watch the Chappelle specials? Yes. It was very interesting.

I thought he made a really interesting point about Space Shuttle Challenger in 1986. Same thing happened the same age as him. And I remember them, like, Wheeling in the TV and saying, go home. Like, literally, that's what happened. I remember that walk home talking with friends going, oh, my God, what now? Because we're also, it was cold war shit? We were like, was it a rush?

So it took off and then it blew up. It took off and it blew up. Everybody was watching because a teacher, right? A teacher was, was she the first civilian? Or she was, she had been a teacher. Her class was watching. Yeah. And, and it blew up.

It blew up. And the class was on TV. And so all of us were watching this And it was this momentous, really awesome celebration. And I remember it very well because I was watching right. Because you were 32 years old. But I remember. Don't say that.

I'm sorry. Well, I was just going to say that. Bring it up. I remember the point that. No, let's not watch that. National tragedy. We can't keep bringing up YouTube stuff because we kicked off. Yeah.

Well, what I was going to say about it was, you know, back then something really tragic would happen. and it would get, you know, picked up by the news on television. Now I understand the news. There's, of course, an agenda depending on which news outlet we're talking about, and very few are truly unbiased. But nowadays, the, you know, the disadvantage of having the internet, the disadvantage of not being as ignorant as we were before, is that you get this shit on a daily basis.

And I just thought it was an interesting thing that Chappelle said. about young people today have to take the shit on every single day. And they're sick and tired of it. And this is the way they came up. And now there's like, you know, Trump, which of course, you know, who of course most people don't care for. And but then you get to see shit like this. It's just negative shit.

Like, well, I look at my Twitter mentions every morning. I'll go to the news on Yahoo and the, it's just negative, heavy shit. You see the worst of the worst of the world. So you get a sense that the world's on fire. But it's like, it's like people don't. People fucking hate Trump, you know, and it's like, you know, it's like, yeah, we, if they're like, yeah, we're right, you know, we don't like Trump and here's why. And then, blah, that don't shoot people. You know what I mean? So it's hard to know. You know, you know, they did a, because I was talking, but, you know, I was always scared to travel international for whatever reason. And someone sent me the stats. You know, you're more likely to get eaten by a shark than you are to die by ISIS. Yes. I mean, unless you get Syria, serious issues. But you're right. Unless you try it. Like an open shooter.

There's a famous story of the guy who was running 60 minutes. And I came to remember he owned. He was the big executive. And morally safe. And when 60 minutes was, because the news used to be not about making money, right? So Walter Cronkite would come on and there was sort of a civic duty to the news. Absolutely. And when he came out and they tracked their ratings for the first time on a news or anything in 60 minutes.

And the story goes, came out and said, good news is we just destroyed the ratings. Our ratings were higher than we ever thought they would be. And the bad news is we had high ratings. In other words, there's now money in the news. But also people gravitate towards those negative stories. Like there's a reason why CNN can be doing a good story on Obama's approval rate back in the day. But if there's a shooter, the ratings go boop, boom, boom.

Yeah, yeah. The other problem with the news is that the Washington Post, the New York Times in many ways, are basically mouthpieces for the Democratic Party and the Progressive Liberal Party. The agenda. Yeah, and Fox is a mouthpiece for the Republican Party. And it's very hard to find sort of really unbiased news. The BBC still does a good job.

Did you see Homegirl, Megan Kelly? She did the interview with your boy, the conspiracy. Yeah, Alex Jones. What do you mean your boy? That's your boy? No, because I don't like it. It's funny because he needs them. So, you know.

They're killing babies. They're taking, they're putting people in bulls. And then he's like, I'm fighting. I was just kidding. I'm playing. a character. Dude, does the Sandy Hook killings? You know how he's like, ah, it was all a gaming club. Parents get, well, parents

lashed out at Megan Kelly. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? Send a picture of their daughter who died. It was like, you're bringing to light the guy, this, this? And he said it was a hoax, and they were, all his followers, all these people were harassing and still harass those poor parents. Well,

she goes, you know, it's my job to bring light to this type of character, and she got roasted. Yeah. They're trying to pull the ad. I think it runs tomorrow. I'm going to call, the people are asking for her to get fired. I think that's extreme. I think Alex Jones is a phenomenon. He's a phenomenon.

He's a phenomenon. I don't think a good one. He's not that big a phenomenon. We throw that term around pretty easily. I mean, a lot of people listen to him is what I mean. No? They were, I was watching numbers on it. Like people, you know, he has 200 something thousand followers on Twitter.

That's it? What? Maybe 300,000? I thought he had six, I thought he had got 60 million downloads of some crazy amount. Okay. A lot of this is hype then. What's his Twitter? Info Wars, though, is,

A lot of people listen to it. You know? I don't know. I'd like to see the numbers too. That whole conspiracy theory stuff and all that, it's not as big as you think. We're around with Eddie and running stuff like that. But I think when we say phenomenon, like, it's a real issue. I don't, for the majority, I mean, the majority people are pretty educated.

It's not that big of issue. I believe you. I believe you. And I think it makes a lot of noise. Yeah. It makes noise. And also, also he's been to an extent, validated by President Trump. Yes.

And so that there. He's the face of it. Yeah. So all the side... But he's also the face of it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But he's got 642,000 followers. Not that much.

No. That's not that much. He's not like a... He's got a loud following. That's the amount of followers you had, you would have if you just would stop being a pussy, team up with Sam Punk and fight... It's true. Yeah, yeah.

We'd get some eyes on you. No. Anyway. Yeah, Alex Jones is a fucking idiot. I thought it was interesting, though. But a lot of sponsors were also pulled like that. interview they're like we're out man lost a ton of sponsorship that's a good now

Alex Jones though but right like he doesn't want to be made the mainstream media it's all shit and all that stuff all the time yeah and then mainstream media you're gonna all shit and then why do we always come here it's a little bit I guess we'll never know yeah it's it's uh brother and Stadler from from uh from uh from uh from uh Muppets

it's like some kind of torture and then you add some stone cold to have to watch this to have to watch a show to why do we always come here? What? I guess we'll never know. Yeah, and then you pet. It's like some kind of torture. That's exactly what it is.

Waldorf and Statler and Stone Cold City Boston. What was he saying? What was he saying? What was he saying? What was he saying? Until his fucker. Hold on, but I wanted to hear what you were saying You get things started.

Because you were saying, It's time to get things started. You were saying, you know, Alice Jones said out. All the media. On the most amazing. Oh, Cincinnati. Shut up, man.

Shut up. This is what we call our Mopick show. What were you saying? I was saying Alex Jones is like anti-media and all that stuff. Yeah. But then he does these interviews. So he did this interview, right? Because it gives them, it gives them, you know, validation.

Yeah. But now he's like, oh, they should pull that interview. No, that. You know what? They edit that and that's not what I was trying to say, that's the corporate media for you. But you're playing the game. Convenient.

And then now, and you're playing the game. Well, hold up. You said you're playing a character. Now you go on this big public radio and show. And now you're like, oh, that's not me. Because people are like, what the fuck, man, you're selling out? You criticize these people. But as soon as they go, oh, let's do the show.

He jumps into it. And I don't get a lot of shit from all those morons. The gun control advocates came up with a whole, came up with the Sandy Hook massacre. It was a stage thing, right? So the kids were actors. Where'd they all go? And the parents were actors.

Where'd they all go? It's fucking, you know. And those parents, have been harassed by dumb morons. What if, now Brian, what if you were watching,

you started YouTubeing footage of the horrible massacre and the children being taken away from it and you recognized one of the parents and it was a big guy

who looked like a ballet dancer he used to go to theater school with and that's what he was doing for work that he's one of those actors and Alex Jones is right. Wouldn't that be a fucking trip? I would fight you in that bowl if that happened. You want to fight me in a bowl?

Yeah, I do. Well, that didn't happen, but we got to fight. What else you had, Chin? Okay, the Floyd Mayweather team, you know how they requested August 26 for the date of a possible fight with McGregor? They retracted it. When did you see this today? Because I just saw it got approved. I saw this by the Nevada Commission.

So I saw this today. Because what I saw is Nevada Commission approves Mayweather and Connor. Let's check. But, you know, there's. There's a lot of bullshit going on out there. Yeah. I make a call right now. There you go.

I don't think it's ever going to happen. Oh, it's happening. What are they going to do? Is it going to be a boxing fight? Is it going to be a boxing match? Boxing match, yeah. It's going to be boxing. Straight up boxing.

Yeah, this isn't N-S-A-C approved it. Oops. Oh, no, you don't want. That's the Q-N-A-S-not-I-B. Yeah, they approved it, 26th. Wow. Well, the commissionant approved it, but it doesn't mean there's a deal on it.

table. Right? No. So in order for the deal to, for anything it happened, you have to, it has to be approved. So that's a huge step. That's a huge step. Because you have a guy with no prior professional boxing experience against a guy who's one of the greatest of all time. So this was one of the big kind of. Oh, so the commission will not usually approve stuff

like that when you're that mismatched? This was a big. Huh. It says it's still unclear if it's Floyd Mayweather versus Connor McGreg. But who knows? That's the date that they're looking at. I don't think it's going to happen in August. I think it's going to happen. I think September October. I think that what we should do just to cover our nuts is organized for August 26th. Fishbowl. To get a fishbowl in this room. You already have the studio. It's a small area. We want to be close and tight to each other. You got the cameras. You guys know everyone you need to know in mixed martial arts to get this thing out there. It's good point. Start our own federation.

I don't think it's to me in August. I think that's too soon. I know they approved it, which is cool, but it's not enough time for the magnitude of this fight. What else you get you in? All right. I think it happens. Do you hear about the money? No. I'm hearing from my sources.

Crazy money. You have no idea of it be about the money? $100 million. Each. Yeah. What? Yeah. Good for them.

Whatever. So this boxer. They're going to make that much money air in it. Daniel Franco, he got knocked out, and he got put into a medically induced coma. and I'll show you the knockout here. Oh, no. Is he dead? Oh, no.

Show me that. Rewind that for me? Oh, boy. It scares me. Ugh. And this is the guy right here. 25 years old. And he's in,

he's at the hospital now in it, medically induced coma, and he has, like, some brain surgery that he's going to be going through because it's bleeding in his brain. Oh, man. What does that be just an ankle? He just got caught like that?

An angle? If you're that young. It's his fucking brain No I'm saying No he this is a pre-condition Like this is a freak accident It's not because the guy hits like Mike Tyson Has nothing to do with that

This guy has a preconditioned something wrong with his brain This guy has a condition And he's in there fighting They don't see it Like you get a brain scan maybe it depends Yeah But it has nothing do with the anger It looks like that's not

That's not the punch That's something going on No he's fuck no That's just a right hand Damn What's going on with What's going on there What she needs help with

Where's she at? See the far right? Yeah. Brooke Hogan. You usually know Will? Well, I don't know about that, dude. My dog's working for me. I know Brooke was in the news, brother.

She lost her dog. Oh, God, damn. Yeah, dude. Brooke's dog went away, dude. It's crazy. And it's going to come back as soon as we get it on TMZ, dude. That way everyone will know about it, brother. Check this out.

This is in China. I'll just play. It's super quick. Chinese snake eats a mouse in air conditioner. Ah! Oh! Everybody YouTube is. Oh.

Oh, this is a Indiana Jones shit. That's cool. Here's what you need to YouTube. Chinese snake eats a mouse in an air conditioner. Ooh. Oh. It almost looks fake. It almost looks fake.

Play it again. Play it again. Oh. I'm going to make a call right now. I think that they're pulling that snake up. Oh. And that's a fake rat and it's a fake snake. It could be.

He was moving a. Hey, bro. Ooh. Hey, he's starting to melt out. He's starting to melt out. We got to wrap this up because he's melting out. Give us one more, June, we get out of here. Oh, there's no good ones out right now.

All right, that's good. All right. Hey, I'd like to remind everybody to, uh, that recently Brian Callan came and sat in on 10 minute podcast. Of course, a podcast of Brian, uh, helped to create. Help to create. Yeah. I came up with it.

Whatever. And, uh, very soon, if you go and you subscribe 10 minute podcast on iTunes, uh, and whatever follow tenment pot on the thing and the Twitter and stuff. Brian and my good pal, the aforementioned Chad Coulchin, were interviewed by the real Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. This is not a bit, and it was very nice to have Robert. This is not a bit. No, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino stopped by the studio. Yeah, that was wild.

Check out that show probably next week. Yeah, that was very fun. Very interesting. What was your takeaway from talking to Al Pacino and Robert to know. It was really cool to talk to two of my acting heroes and two of the people that I got an acting for. It must have been a very interesting interview. It was wild. De Niro is kind of a.

more quiet. You don't have a clip. Yeah, yeah, let's play a little clip of... We'll go out on this. Yeah, should we play a little clip of De Niro and Pacino interviewing you? Yeah, we'll just go out on this. Oh, boy, what a tremendous show it's been. Brian Callan, tell me about the fighter and the kid. So, it's a pod.

What's up? Two people? What's that? You got a kid? I do. No, Bobby. He's got a podcast. Yeah.

It's called... called The Fighter and the Kid. I don't listen to a podcast. What do I call it that? I think it's because they used to put them on iPods. No. So it was just a fun play on the word broadcast. Wow, that's amazing.

Both of the other. Yeah, I didn't get a lot. They didn't get a lot. They didn't get a lot, man. It must have been an honor, being it. It was an honor, dude. And that's on 10-minute podcast right now on iTunes. Next week, it'll be, I think they, I think they're going to air that

one next week. I mean, how can we beat that? I can't get it. Well, you know, that's the fun thing about the show is you have all sorts of people. Let me play another clip. You, uh, you fight. No, no, that's my, my box. I, you know, fight him?

I do some boxing. Oh. It's your favorite, um, your favorite kind of cereal. I'm sorry? Breakfast cereal. I. Oh, boy. Mine's fruit loops.

Yeah. I like 40 pebbles. That's the same thing, Bobby. Yeah. It's a different shape. Yeah. Where does the milk go at the end of the ball when you're done eating? What does it go?

Are you asking me that? Yeah. He's asking you. I would have asked you. You're in fruit of cereal. I would imagine to the bottom. Bottom? Yeah.

Middle. Yeah. You're going to fight CM Punk? Me? And Will Saso. What an amazing? amazing thing that you guys had. Wow.

That is a really drum rolling something. They're into this fight. Yeah. Well, we want to thank you for coming on the podcast. You're the best, man. I love coming here. You got to grab a meal. Listen, you're great.

As the podcast goes on, you start to implode a little bit. And I'm glad we're ending it now. Because he's used to 10 minutes. I'm only used to 10 minutes. Anywhere over 10 minutes, I'm like, what am I going to talk about? You crash a little. I do crash a little.

My energy goes down. I suck the air out of the room And I start talking about willy-nilly shit I start saying, hey, I say really interesting podcast stuff like this You guys seen that Chappelle special? Yeah, don't talk about stuff that's already something, Will. Let's create something on our own.

Do you want to go eat something? You know what he said? Yeah, I'll eat something. You guys like carbs. Let's got a juista. I like carbs as long as they're in the form of leafy green vegetables. That's not carbs. I'm talking about bread.

Let's eat some bread. I got to lose here. I'm going to make a promise to your listeners. The next time I come here, I will be, what's a good way from me? What are you doing to know? You're looking to lose some weight? I am looking to lose some fucking weight. Okay.

Let's say, I'm a little big. Let's say 30 pounds. I want to see you 50 pounds lighter. Jesus. Next time I'm here, I'll be 50 pounds later. Boom, 50 pounds. I hope you guys are still doing the podcast in three and a half years. Well, get done.

Right now? I got to go. Brendan's got to go. I weigh 675 pounds. It's always awesome being on the fighter of the kid and the man of the fighter of the kid. No. Hey, where do we go when we listen to the show? It's a man the fighter and the fighter of a team.

Listen to yourself at home. Man the father and sit to yourself. One of the family. This is the father, kid, and the man. We're out. Yay. Thanks, guys.