The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 433 Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Chris D'Elia and the guys talk Brendan's impossible Ford Raptor, Bryan's duck butt haircut, Chris's past as a rap artist, getting retweeted by Eminem, wanting to shave his head and have robot children and also gives a cult update. Also, a cougar killing jogger, Chris' sideways burger foreplay, resemblance to Ted Bundy and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not many men. Can we stand my punch? Punch. Obviously. Obviously. Oh, for sure. Got a set a hair on them. Black belts and chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbott Kenny Fight Club.

Fight Club. Fight Club. Mm, kids got a piece on them. Peace on them. Couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Honestown. studios in Pliya, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live.

No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter. Sounds better when you say, live. We're not live. Shut up, man. And now it's the fighter and the kid. Live. Shut.

It's not live. It's not live. Stupid. How dumb it this is. how hard it is to get in here. You know that, right? Welcome to the big leagues, bro. You do it out the corner of your house.

Take your, take your fucking glasses off. Go ahead and squeak by here, man. Go ahead and squeak. Take your glasses off. Okay, bro. Take your glasses off right now. Now the shit. You guys started. How long has it been going? Two hours. Hey, we were just talking. Two hours, bro.

And don't raise your voice, Jackson. Jackson. Okay. Call him Jackson. I'm here, man. I don't know. You know, he's so hip. He's got a rope. Now, do you approve? the rope for a belt? I do you? A, uh, Chris.

What kind of jeans are those, bro? Collar jeans. Our guys. What are they? Our guys. Yep. Our guys. And let me tell you something.

How much this cost? We had the same coat on last night. You know how much is cost? How much? I don't know. I don't know. You know why? Yeah.

Fuck this old dude, man. Fuck you guys. Yeah. Don't say fuck this old dude. Just like my social studies. I'm a good looking man. Hey, you fuck. What is that?

Oh, that. Hold on. What? What is that? Yeah. Dude. What the fuck, bro? What are you doing, man?

What are you doing? Why you dress so fucking regular? Because I'm a fucking regular man. No, I'll say. It's frustrating, isn't it, Chris? I'm not some wallflower. All right? I'm not some decorated.

I'm keeping these fucking sunglasses on, dude. Take them off, your bird. Take them off your fucking. I won't. I won't. Hey, happy bird. Take them off right. now. Don't call me happy bird. But you're a happy bird. Take them off right now. I'm here,

dude. What were you guys talking about before I even got here? Probably some shit like sports. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because the show fucking started. Right now, dude, the show started. Oh my God. I was walking around like a fucking asshole, dude. You know how hard and annoying it is to get to fucking three? It goes free. Security, bro. No, it's not security, man. We're like this in the back cave. We scramble all the, we scramble all the name, the words, the numbers. So people can't find us. Some people can't find the right words.

Name, name, name, name, number. Hey, speaking of scrambled brains, how about a homeboy last night at the comedy store? Oh, yeah. This guy comes up to... And he's going to kill us. This guy gets us to me and Chris. The weirdest bird I've seen in a long time. So weird birds hang around.

It's hard to make me uncomfortable. Yeah, it's very hard. And I felt unsafe. And I felt like the biggest pussy came out of, is there security around here? Jesus. He was unsettling. Yeah. Really?

Why? Yeah. He just kept following us all around. But he was like, like, just like part of the crew like we knew. Yeah. And then goes, come on, bro. He was like, I know. He was like, I wrote Kamikaze. I said, what?

The M&M album? And he said, yeah. And I said, Eminem wrote that album, man. I said, I got to go. And then he followed us. Whatever. He's at my house now. But he's hate your house now, dude?

He wouldn't leave me alone. So I just kept, I just brought him the whole. I just brought him back. What did you do with him? And where did he sleep? He's chilling. He's in the guest room. It's been cool, actually.

It's been really cool. I don't know if I recommend that. So you, what did you do? What have you done today? Woke up. Drove over here. It took fucking three hours. Fuck where you guys are.

Fuck where you guys are. And then also when you get here, you're not here yet. Let me just tell you fucking everyone here who's listening. Okay. You go up to the fucking floor that it's on. And then the first number is, is 3,000. So already, I'm pissed.

Okay? Because the first number should be one, dude. Okay. Take it easy. And we all know that. All right. Because first is one. Right.

And then you get here and it's like, you look and it's like 3,085. And you're like, and you walk to another area. Like you turn to corner and then it's a 3,022. It's all on purpose. And you're like, what the fuck? It's all on. That's like, have you ever been on. You got trouble fineness, right?

Yeah, but you need me. Have you been? I'm the guest. Have you ever been to, um, what's the lot? The Fox lot, it's the same thing. All those buildings. There's building one and then building 92 right next to it. Yeah.

What moron. I don't know, man. Same guy. And let me tell you something. Don't ever compare yourself to a fucking legit network like Fox. That was, I'm on ABC. I'm on ABC. Also, when you go to the hair cup place, do you say give me the Jimmy Neutron?

Do you say that word for word? That back. Or what? Do you say, I want this and then show them a. picture of the back of a duck's ass. Is that what you do? Fuck, man. But I want it on my front? Is that what you

do? Dude, hey, look, I'm fucking Ace Ventura son. Okay, I do pinch it up. I do pinch it up, and I'm going to get, I'm going to get it. Dude, why is it doing that today? I don't like it. I tried and trim it down yesterday and now I'm feeling a little self-conscious. Why do you do it like this?

You're training your hair. Why do you do like this? Like you're picking up. It doesn't sit while the way. It sits fine, dude. It sits fine. Don't piss me off, dude. You seem really on edge today.

I'm good, man. You know who I saw yesterday at the TCA's, the ABC? Yep. Television Critics Association gathering. Was a guy named Bill. Bill DeLea. Yeah. You saw his father? Yep.

What was he doing? Hanging out. He was producing some ABC show. What show is he doing? I forget what it's called. You know what he said to me? which was so cool. Oh, he's doing blackish.

No, well, is he? No, but I saw one of my favorite people, Lawrence Fishburn, talked to him, friends with celebrities. You know what your dad said to me, dude? You know what your dad said to me? What do you say? He saw your boy Bill Walsh.

I know what he said. He said, oh, I'm so happy to see another 70-year-old. I'm so happy to see another 70-year-old. Chris, because when I set that picture... Yeah, it was a video. I sent a video and you go. Of him and the day. And he goes, oh, cool, two 70-year-olds.

Talking. I was like, you're a motherfucker. Two guys. What does dad say? Bill said to me, he goes, I'm so happy. I love your show. And you're so talented. This is Chris's dad's name, Bill?

Yep. And he goes, and he goes, he looks at me. He put his hands on my shoulders and he goes, and he got teary-eyed. And he goes, you're the son I never had. No. And he goes, you're the reason why Chris is where he's at. Chris, Chris barely got by. And you were such a huge instrument in that.

facilitation. Yeah, he goes, you're the reason he is where he is. And I said, and he goes, and he bites your style and I want you to know, you could expose him, but you don't. And I said, and I hugged him. Thank you, Mr. Delia. I know, it's so cool. I know, it was so cool. You'd be nowhere. I can't wait. You know what? I can't wait.

What? I can't wait till you make it. I can't wait till you make it. I can't wait till you. I can't wait till you. I'm, can't wait till you. You don't let me out of a nest, bro. I did that to you. I can't wait till you make it. Don't do that. I let you fly. That's all good, man.

Dude. It's crazy that my wallet is fucking not. I usually, it usually won't fold. Hey, Brennan, do you know what kind of snake that is on his wallet? But there are thousands in there. That's a coral snake. Dear. I put fucking, dude, are they coming out with $1,000 bills?

I need that. It'd be nice. I need that. Yeah, I saw that you have this thing, bags. I'm in the, dude, yeah. Back the bring the truck's up, bro. You're in the... Yeah, bro.

Because I saw that and instantly got angry. Yeah, well. How about this? This is my new theme song, dude. Some guy made it. Dude. Dude. I'm in the fucking...

You know what I'm in? The bag unit. That's where I'm in. The bag unit. Hey, let me ask you this, B, do you know Marshall's... Marshall Mathers retweeted DeLia? I did not know that.

Wouldn't that be M&M? Yeah. That would be... Dude, you're good. That's weird that you didn't know that because it's on social media and it happened yesterday. He retweeted you? He retweeted you?

Yeah. What did you tweet? Well, no, I did a video of me. The video that's a... Rapping like Eminem and then he wrote how it was... But that's not the video there, Jim, because that's a tweet. So he just screenshot that, so you have to go to his Twitter to see it. It's fucking good, though.

Did you... You didn't post it to Instagram? I did. I posted it everywhere. The video? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my bad.

My bat, Chin. A few back. Post Malone comes to your show. Yeah, he came, man. Yeah. All right. It's like, you know, what are we going to do? All right.

So, listen. All right. Brian's not going to know the reference. He's not going to get it. Yeah, he won't because he didn't see this. I mean, I'm in the cipher or when you were. No. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Hand trick with Danica Pantry. I'm saying that Nancy. Nick King is fantastic.

That's a real friend. That's real good. It's real rapping It's real rapping Look at the dogs And faxes When I'm listening to the laxes What I'm listening to the lasses

Right in my garage With a bunch of large cars I'm a fucking idiot Look at the dog Where? In the back on the right Oh I see him just like What is dad doing?

He's literally just like He's all Oh fantastic And an emergency lane With cars from New Jersey Is this in your garage? Yeah

I don't know I was fucking bored Did you film it yourself And if I know you can do this and I mean I just set it up It was so dumb I said it Now show Brian the real

The real one So Brian has the reference Yeah so Brian knows of it Is this the one where he goes bad on Trump No no it's not that one That's in a park And everyone's like Why are you breathing so heavy

But he was breathing heavy That's exactly And he posts out He goes, and Eminem Post, he goes, dude, I thought this was me. He, was it freestyle? I mean, he's obviously high off his ass, but still. No, it's not that one. It's called the, it's called something.

Cipher. No, but it's called, it's like 11 minutes. Just write 11 minutes. It's like 11 minute. Yeah, there we go. There you go. It's 11 minutes. Just him freest on for 11 minutes.

This one? I guess it's that one, yeah. It's got to be this one. that one, no. Okay. Kanye really... Does this jump on this one? Keep going down. Why is it 11 minutes? No, up. It's probably the first one.

This one? Is it 11 minutes? I've always looked at bad. Yeah, that's the one, but... The main objective is to... Can you imagine being a real battle wrap? No, no. No, dude. You ever seen when they get each other's face? And then a dude punches the other one?

Because he, like, grills them so bad? Before this kicks off Yeah, this is it. Let me set my balls on his tease Because I'm ducking eyes Every time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible seems like an implausible dream

Positive clean thoughts in a bean But they're all either all to the mean Assault and demean toss to the being This is just like when I'm listening to off Between a brain gorse of the machine Shout out to white rappers, man Like an Islamic regime A jihadist extreme radical

Suicide bomb that sing. Ariana Grande sing her last song of the evening, and there's the audience from the damn concert is leaving, detonates the device strapped to his abdominal region. I'm not going to finish that for obvious reasons, but bring your dogs. I'm a Muslim. I'm not Middle Eastern, but I'll make a bitch rock a hijab and at least a extra large in a t-shirt, headscarf and a piece of tarpon underneath the carpet of a asta la bistra i go hamas on the beats of a paradox on the terrorist watch list brian can you do that imagine brian doing this oh it's all i live for i should make one now is he now his facial hair is weird yes i don't know i i don't know does he

maybe he just earbrush no maybe he maybe it's gray or something and he and he does it just for men he's 46 right so that's yeah that's a How much of that has been thought of, how much of that is being recalled, how much of his free side? You know what? You know what? I don't think. I honestly don't think it matters. I think that that's so good.

And I get people are like, he's rhyming everything. It's corny. Like, the thing to do now is to just not give a fuck and barely rap and mumble it. You know what I mean? It's not as hard. That's a town. Yeah, yeah. I think he has bullet points.

I think he has like a outline, but he's correct. But here's the other thing, too. Like, you know what you're on. who wants to say it. Oops. You're asking me a question, right? Yeah, man. I'm trying to answer it, dude.

Sorry, bro. Sorry, man. It's all good, but we made a mistake together, right? Right? Yeah, I guess so. All right, cool. Because I was answering the question, you interrupted me. So we made a mistake together, right?

Yeah, yeah. All right. Okay, cool. All right, sorry. You know what's great, dude? Three fucking white guys talking about rap. Yeah. Nothing better, but.

I'm talking about a white rapper, by the way. But also, you know when you're on stage and you're doing like crowd work, but you've kind of done a version of it before because you've done 40,000 shows? Yes. It's like he knows what rhymes already. He's a blueprint. You know what I mean? He's already rhymed a word with another word and said a thing like this before.

So I think it's like that. I agree. I feel like he's starting to, as he gets older, he looks weird to me. It's just a facial head. It looks like it was artificially put on or something. Maybe he's. Yeah, I know. Chris acting like his friends.

It does. We're buddies now that we... I don't know, Chris. Well, we're buddies now. Well, I mean... I don't know. We tweeted each other. Also, don't call it like that, man.

We tweeted each other. I mean, he wrote me and then I wrote back. Doesn't make... And it's only because we don't... I guess I lost his number. Why don't you be a rapper? I bet he's a good time to hang out with. Chang Smith, put up Chuck Smith.

I'm a rapper. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. You're a rapper? Yeah. Put up... My life said documentary. You never saw this? My life said,

documentary right my life said documentary in youtube oh yeah youtube yeah yeah Chris is a rapper man it was born on 10 minute uh yeah it was there you go oh snap the fuck when was this

what was this a while I go it only has 47000 views because I wasn't you know I should have done it now street lamps shoe laces over telephone wires I spit flames over dudes warm and hands on the fire I wear bulletproof Denim because that's the attire And if Baltimore is prim

Then this versus the wire Chang Smith in the LA I never saw this You missed out dude Dude Dude I'm not mad area From the prim dry heat To the head

The chorus is really good This is fan Caspic We got a box Dude I'm not mad at the chain Did you have no apology sucker I sold M80s to my friends in the 90s I saw my soul to the game

And I watched their blimey And now my mind is full of demons Like down Hold on that chorus is good I got full leather on With a plethora of M80s Not using them for fun Using them for explosion

And make your body smell like it's Parmesan My life's a documentary my life's a documentary my life's a documentary my life is a painting my life is a painting

my life's a book dude this is fucking awesome it's gonna blow up now you need a hundred something thousand views by tonight did your dad ever see this? I don't know. I'm rattling cages

I got so many emotions That's amazing Okay now stop that You know what I mean Cause I gotta be honest That's too soft man That's Mr. Green He's a legit producer

You know what I mean But the beef felt it's like an emotional So let me hear something hard You got something hard Everybody Try to do it Dude This made my fucking day

$45 $45 $45 How long ago was this? Chris? Four years ago? Four years ago. Was it weird to do it around those real, like, rappers?

Because they know you're kind of mocking it? The, the, uh, I had a meeting with T.I. Because I wanted to make, like, a mockumentary about this. But, like, do it, like, I wanted to do it, like, how it was, like, really, like, I wanted to make, like, people think like does Christa Leah really think he's a rapper? Like what the fuck is wrong with him? Because to me that was the only way it was funny.

You kind of pull it off. Like you could, if you really worked at rap, well, it's, it's silly, you know, but, but,

but I wanted to get like an actual good beat. Like I didn't want it to be like Malibuzmos most wanted. Like I wanted it to be like, yeah, I wanted it to be like borderline, like that's not bad. Like, I mean,

it's bad, but it's like, but there's effort in it. Yeah. Like, you know, you can see it. There's actual effort. Well,

no, It's well done. I came up with a whole storyline. Look, if you go to the Changsmith page, if you just go to the upper left one. Damn it is his own page? Yeah. So I had a whole story where I want, yeah, click on that. So, Jack Smith is from Prim, Nevada, where it's just like a...

Pram. Which is like, nobody's from there. That's where you stop, you know, to go to fucking Las Vegas. And he works at Starbucks and he was like, really wanted to be a rapper. So he left to go... He left to go to L.A. To become a rapper, you know. And he had, like, a girl in prim, but he wanted to fucking, like, go to...

When did we find the... But the album was before that My Life's a Documentary. And My Life's a Documentary was the first music video. But the album is a whole... Like, go to... Shanky Smith. Shank... Shank Smith is such a funny.

Go to the whole... Like, go to... Let's see, hold on. Dude, I remember all this shit Go to, I don't know, just go to like... Anne Hish? Ann Hish. Go to Anne Hish.

On the bottom left. Whatever happened to her, by the way. I got to admit last night, I fucked that party in the asshole. That's how it goes. And then after I left, I heard that shit was a fiasco. Because Shagg Smith, bring him out. See, but Mr. Green, produce it. He's like a legit producer.

See, like, legit beat. Yeah, the beats are awesome, dude. Wait, so he came over it in, in, in, in, um, 2012. I mean, this is a long time ago. Yeah. And he was in my apartment and we would just fucking laugh our asses on making these. We didn't write any of it. We just fucking, we'll be like, okay, what can I say now?

None of it rhymes. I mean, some of it rhymes. You know what I mean? But, dude, we were, we were crying, laughing, dude. just taking the piss at a rap. And, and, and it was so funny because he was like, I mean, he was like the beat, because he's a legit producer. He's like, he makes, he works with all these fucking guys.

But he's just, and we were just fucking dying. And then I was like, I didn't want to make it like, I didn't want to put it on my YouTube. I wanted him to be his own thing, which I suppose I should have on mine. But this was before I was in stuff. So if I came out with it now, it will probably have fucking a lot of views. Yeah. Yeah.

It's going to have views now at that. It's actually, it's actually, it's actually such a hard thing to do well. I mean. Rap? Yeah. Oh my God. Like when you listen to Tupac or Biggie or, or Marshall Lathers or those guys, it's like, go back, go back a little bit.

I can't remember. No. Go back. Go back. Go a little bit more back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I do. And that's why they call me that name. Yeah. And so. That's why they're. call for that name. I'm the Anne Hesma Pott.

Dude, nothing's funnier when white guys get into like gangster rap. Do you ever see... I think it... I'll see Malboos most wanted fucking hilarious over the top. Yeah. But do you ever see Vince Vaughn when he didn't be cool? No. No. Yeah, no. I saw a part

of it. Was he doing it seriously or what he mean? My fucking toys. What? My fucking toys. No, he's playing the character and he's like a rap manager. But he's, you know, he's, kind of act like Chris is and it's fucking Vince Vaughan is my favorite.

Just Y-weezy. Come on, baby. E-weezy. I don't know if What? Yeah. I've actually seen it. It's great. And the rocks in it and the rocks is security, but he's gay. Oh yeah. This rock's like break out. Get your ass back in the car.

That was the rock before he was doing steroids. No, he's still on me. homo i'm walking i ain't even tripping man what i say what i say huh okay look elliard i know you frustrated with all this bodyguard shit and what i smell you man i feel you pain

this shit's temporary stop crowd of my shit dude vince vaughan is so funny he's so funny I said he's gonna be a big star a big star man that's why i laid out on the paper to put you up in a video i put paper down man to put you in a video

right no one else on this damn beach has a video now i love you like a brother I used to back on you all the time, man. You're tripping. Why are you doing that, man? I want to take a shot at me, can do it. He's so dumb, dude.

But I would prefer to stay on the same page. He's great. Yeah, yeah, it's great. I love that guy. This acting shit got you acting crazy, man. What's up? You know I love you, man. He does a good job in this, actually.

Eweezy. Eweezy. I love that, boy. Come on, baby. Eweezy. Look at him. Look at how great. He's also like six fucking five.

He does jih Tzu with Henner. Like a motherfucker. Yeah, he's a great dude. He's a fucking big boy. So, yeah, the rock looks way smaller there. So when the rock first got the entertainment, he kind of went my route where he thought big wasn't like he wasn't getting get rolls. So he got really skinny.

Yeah, I remember that. And so I was like, what are you doing? You know, I can be in Schinders list too. you're going to be a meathead for sure get big. And then he's like, oh, you're right. Career went, my dick. Yeah, I know. Is he big now?

No, but so he, so he, but. Doing all right? But how to, but how does, but that's, do you get that big without, like, steroids and stuff?

I won't answer this question. You don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Look at his face. I have no fucking idea. I do. Okay, well.

He's on all the steroids. Look at when he first started on the left there. And that's Hollywood after he stopped WWE. Still a big guy, obviously, but... Thinner, though, for sure. Because, like, look at his shoulders.

Yeah. Usually they say when you can see traps that are just that developed, usually there's something going on. Really, the shoulder. So, but there's other stuff... Yeah, I know. But there's other... Are you serious?

But also, are there other... But no, no, I just have a question. Are you serious? But also, is there... I love doing that. Is there... There's other stuff you can take, right? Not just steroids.

Yeah, like steroids. Like steroids. Human girl's hormone. Oh, he's dope. He's getting to an age where... Yeah, well, he's 50, right? I mean, almost. Oh, yeah, he's probably 50.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at 2003 rock. I'm going to get that. I'm going to be 2003 rock. Yes. Right now I'm a combo of 2003 and scroll up in 1990. I'm like right in the middle.

I'm in the middle. But right there in 1993, he's 11 there. So that's, yeah. I know. He's a big 11-year-old. That's right. it's weird that he has like seven you know have you ever seen his schedule yeah it's someone showing me his like 2000 to 230 he has like 74 feature films he has to do dude well so so so

actually actually that's not sure so so what they do is this i was exaggerating no no brian oh really he doesn't oh really he's not doing that shirt you get you get signed you get like so you'll be attached to say 20 films so at sam jackson those guys they're attached to a shitload of films but really they end up doing like the rock still at a year he does like six a year he does crazy amounts you know what i hated on forever was jimongi because i love the robin williams one and then finally i was i was on a plane i was like you know i'll fucking check it out dude and it was awesome yeah the rock is shot to nick jones the rock is awesome and and that that whole they did they figured it out like he figured it out it was like when jim carrie did like what was that majestic movie and and

and everyone yeah the the the the we owned the theater yeah and everyone was like Like, and then, and then Jim Carrey was like, fuck it, I'll do. And then he did like Bruce Almighty or whatever the fuck that movie is. It's like, people, that's what you, you got it. It's, it's, I don't want to say stay in your lane because these guys can do it all. Jim Carrey's a great actor and, you know, but it's like, well, Jim Carrey's like, great and Truman show. Yes, yeah, yeah.

But it's just like when you figure out the thing. Yeah, great and punch rock glove. But like the thing you do is the thing that's going to make you a fucking star, you know? Because the other thing you do, a lot of the people can do that. Where the thing got you to the dance We'll keep you at the dance But here's the thing Nobody can do

Nobody can do Ace Ventura Like as like Jim Carrey Nobody. Correct. Nobody out there. So that's what he does best And that's what he's gonna Ooh! The mask was great.

Let's list off all his movies, guys. Yeah, no, the mask was amazing. No, seriously, though, nobody could fucking do that. You know what? You know what? You know what my fucking to remake the mask in a fucking like a serious way

where it's like a real fucking superhero movie. But dark? Oh, that would be awesome. Like almost like a dark night. I'd kill Brian to do that part. Because the problem is you would do it and then I'd go, I'm interested in that go stop the presses. I don't know, dude. Chris, what other role do you want? Brian is in the new Joker movie.

I know, that's cool. Dude, good thing you didn't do that before you got the part, man. You're not the Joker. I'm the Joker. No, you're not the Joker. Or the Ridler. No, you're not the Joker. You want to do serious roles, though, right?

That's a good fucking joker. It's not, dude. I ain't the joke. You're dude. That's a good joker. That's more of a gay. Yeah, you're like kind of a kid. Come on, guys.

Look how Brian looks. How cool. That's me coming back from craft services. It's a pop-brotter guy. Yeah, that's cool. At least you don't have a farmer's tan. Oh, my God. At least you don't have a fucking farmer's tan, dude.

And that was. Look at that wig, bro. Yeah, this is an expensive wig. Yeah, no shit. Chris, how long's your hair been long? Oh, man. Forever? Yeah.

Do you have a picture of you with short hair? You have like a glamour shot, bullshit. Dude, your hair looks like that right there. Your face and hair right there looks like you'd be on that sitcom wings. I know. The middle one there? That fucking, no. The right there's a Joker picture that we're looking at.

Hair changes. Yeah. Everybody thought it was real. You're here? Well, you should have kept it, dude. I had a really interesting experience with that. So when I was on a big movie set No, they didn't know it.

It looks so real, for real. Because it's lace front. People who know you. No, no, I'm saying, but if you don't know me, you would never know. Because it's lace front, right? And dudes were like, fucking, it was really interesting because I had an experience where I was, people thought I was an extra, right?

And they were so rude to me. You're treating you like shit? Yeah, you're like, wow, man. You know, you forget. And I was like, oh, dude, this is, I asked the guy with the cafe. What they say to you, dude. You shouldn't be here.

you shouldn't be around here. You guys got to go over there. You got to get over there. You can't be over here. And I went. And I didn't say anything. I went, okay. Because you used to walking Phoenix.

Well, just being an actor, you're treated very differently than when you're an extra. Sometimes, not always. You know, it's the same thing in every aspect. Sure. Like, even then I told my heart, same way. When I got the NFL, I thought they'd roll out the red carpet. Like, excuse me? Yeah, no.

We don't even know your name. Yeah. You don't have a locker. It happens over and over and over and over again. In every aspect, right? Comedy. Last night, dude, the door guy was like, hey, man, you got to get out of the hallway. You're making noise to me and people I was with. And I was like, hey, man, we're fine.

I was in, my buddies works at Wall Street. My buddy works on Wall Street. They had a pack as they wanted it literally like delivered downstairs to the next building. And I said, I'll do it. And they go, no, no, because we got to wait. And I go, I'm going down there. What do you want me to do? And he goes, we just got to drop it off to the dormant to the guy.

And just have him signed for it. I go, give it to me. I don't give you shit. I'm going down. So I go down. I'm just a fucking actor. He's a normal guy, man. Normal guy, I go down.

And I go, here you go. I want to drop this off. And he goes, I got a sign for it. Yeah, he goes, you have a pen? And the guy next to me goes, he's fucking idiot. It doesn't have a pen. How do you fucking deliver shit?

You don't have a pen? What a fucking idiot. You punch his face in? You know me. Yeah, you know me. You know me. I see red and I will fight you. Drop down on your knee.

What? I will fight you. So what did you do? I said, I looked at him. I go. So I don't work here, but you can go fucking eat a dick or something like that. Yeah, yeah, good. There you go, do it.

No, this was in New York City. Dude. Where was this? In New York City. Yeah, but what kind of a place? It was a building. Oh. I took the package from one Wall Street building to another.

Got it. I remember blah, blah. Wow. That guy's listening right now going, oh, fuck. And then he threw a punch. I slipped it. Brian. I ate a left to his liver.

Brian. Brian. I can't remember exactly what happened, but I broke all the ribs on his right. Left side. Right side. The, Brian. And then, yep, and then I killed his friend. I know, I know, I know.

That's illegal, don't confess. It was very bad. Dude, can I tell you, last night was one of the most embarrassing nights I've had at the comedy store because I always, I always like to fly into the radar. I don't want to make any see. I noticed I kind of dressed down at the comedy store. I never dressed loud or orange shoes. Right. And I always sneak my car.

I put it on low. So I don't want making that. Dude. You know, a purple car with the wing? I can't, well, but still, I don't have the exhaust on. And so I, when I pull, I'm in. bought a new raptor, right? Which is ridiculous.

It's like a souped-up raptor. It's so big. We couldn't fit it in this room. But I, when I was driving, I'm like, God, where the fuck are they in the park? I started stressing out. I text Jeremiah, walk-ins. He's like, you'll be fine, no big deal, man. I'm like, I fuck it.

And I looked at the fucking bill, and I'm like, who's on there? Obviously, Brian's going to be cool with it. Chris can be cool with it. Rogan loves cars. And I saw Ron White. I don't know Ron that well. But the older comics, I don't want to, like, ruffle feathers. I was so stressed.

Really? Oh, it would affect my performance. What? I was so stressed. We got to get Ron White on this podcast. That'd be great to get him on. I talked to Ron. He said he doesn't want anything to do with you.

Oh, come on. Let's get him on. Yeah. Go to the video for Brian posted. That's the monster truck. That's really funny to me because he couldn't get out. Check out the day. Dude, it was a nightmare.

And I told the guy, go, dude, I'll give you $100, park it up there, though. I don't want it down there. I can't, man. I'm going to leave it right here for you. Please don't. Why didn't you just take the other car? Because he's.

I just got it that day, dude. Oh, you want to ride it, yeah. Yeah, I want to feel it. I get it. It's been raised up. You know how it goes, bro? You got a truck. I get it. You have a truck, though.

Brian can't relate to us, bro. I thought, oh, no. I have a G-wagon, dude. Don't ever get that fucking twisted, man. Okay. I want to be serious. I know we have a fucking fun podcast here. And it's on the comedy charts.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, I have a G-wagon. Okay. I don't, I don't ever want you. to get that fucking twisted and that's fucking serious dude. Okay. All right, yeah. Oh, and back to fun.

Okay, but I'm not. I don't need to be, I don't need to quantify what you drive as far as. Oh. Hey, you're getting. No, no, no, it's all good, dude. Let's go back to fun, huh? Let's go back.

You know, you're talking to me the way I talk to that door guy. You know what I'm saying? See, see, are you laughing in a good way or what's going on? You see, what happens is blood starts to boil. Blood starts to boil, right? And I'm starting to see the bun, right? I'm trying to see it.

And I don't want to make, I don't want to make your body look like your bank account. Which is what? Full-O-dance. Okay. Okay. Brian, full-o-dance, Call-Land, right? Don't start these, because I could do my shows and people go,

you full-o-dense. And it bothers me. You know how many people have called me sweet tart tart and ass? Do you know how many? I get guys who come up and go, I had to just say this. You're a sweet tart, tart and ass and they run away. I'm like, God damn it. How many people call you the gay owl?

Oh, my big gay owl? Oh, yeah, what's that? You said? He called me, I'm a gay owl. I call me gay owl. I'm a lie as an old or something and wisdom and wrinkles or something. Yeah, I forget. But even at the show when I read, well, I say, and then my friend, I used to have that bear, I go,

and then my partner in crime, Brian, the kid Callen walks in, guys would yell, big gay owl. I'm like, he is a 50-year-old gay man. They love this. It's good to have fans, but, you know, when they turn against you, man. And they are turning against you. Brian Full-Dense. Brian Full-O-Dense.

Callant, dude. Oh, my God. Dude, how old shirts selling, by the way, man. Oh, real well, man. Because they're fucking fly, dude. They're fun. They're funny shit and they're fly, dude. Well, they're bleeding, huh?

It's like, you got blood. Yeah, bro. You're damn right. Yeah. Okay, they're bleeding, bro. Yeah, whatever kind of fucking. You ever do that shit? You ever go?

Oh, you're such a dick. You're such a dick. That's what I do when I fucking go to the bank and I make a deposit. I go, Oh, God. You want me to sign. That's what I do. I don't give a shit, dude.

I don't give a shit. You're the most disrespectful man ever. I'm respectful because I'm being the way I want to be, dude. And me, true me is being respectful because you get the true me. You elk. And also, I'm fucking, I'm relaxed in front of you, man, because we have a rapport. We're good, dude. If I'm uncomfortable, I'm not being the real me.

That's disrespectfully shit, bro. Right. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Yeah? And fuck the guest of the year. Dude, I don't want to be the guest of the year. Okay.

Nobody even brought it up. I don't want to be the guest to the year. We didn't bring it up. I'm my own shit. You listen to congratulations if you want a fucking dose of me, dude. Hey, if you want a dose, come over to congratulations. Congratulations, dude. Hey, listen, I want to be a guest on Greg.

How come I'm not watching it. Stop making your peck stance. Dude, did they fucking, I sure. Are you still working out like crazy? Yeah, dude. Are you, though? You don't post as much. Yeah, because I'm on the road.

But I do. Oh, I'm not? Oh, I'm not, dude. Your neck looks, don't take this the wrong way. What? Your neck looks. Oh, no, your eyes. What?

Your neck looks, uh, uh, unfortified. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm sorry. I know. I'm fucking, I run, I sprint, I fucking do box jumps.

You don't do anything for your legs ever, and we know that. I squat. And that's okay. I squat. I squat every fucking three, four days. Not just the bar, dude. What do you squat? Because your legs are.

I can do two, 25, five times. Probably not true, right? Probably not true, right? It is true, dude. I've worked very hard. Well, you have new knees, and we know that your new knees. Well, your new knees have never been used, so I can see how you would bear some weight. What are you talking about?

I have new knees. We've never done anything with your legs. Dude. Besides sit and stand-up. No, no, no, no. And then pose on the stage. I like going to the gym. I work out very hard.

I sweat very hard. And I fucking, and I burn calories, man. You do an 80s workout. You do lat pull-downs and you do bench press on the, and then you walk, go home. Oh, you know what? I meant to text you and give you some heat. Yeah. The company Rogue.

For the salt bikes? Yeah. Are you trying to get one? No, I want the, uh, treadmill that we ran on on it. The curved one, the skill mill? You want a woodway. There's $7,000.

There's $7,000. There's $7,000. I looked up one and I was like, that's too expensive. I can't have a $7,000 treadmill. Why am I able to help you with that? Really? Oh, not.

What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, Brendan. Why are you doing that? I'm on the fighter and the kid, dude. I'm being respectful. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let me see this. Video team?

I got a great truck. I haven't seen it yet. Hey, guys, this is Brandon's tricked out of a truck, and you can't get out in the comedy store. What's up, Brennan? Can you not get out of the comedy store?

Made a mistake, man. Why, you bought it. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. So apologize. No. No, see you.

Now, you're not going to get out. I was stuck on a bar. They had to move all the cars. Oh, my God. Never bring that again. No, never bring it to the story. Look. The wheels

Did you hear Did you hear? Was that you? What was that noise? What kind of horsepower? That was my truck going. Wow, I like that. What horsepower is that?

Oh, it's modded. It's tuned up, twin turbo, okay? So you get off the lot. Let's say you walked up with that shirt to Ford. Yeah. You're going to come off the lot with about 450 horsepower. Yeah? Then old big brown comes around.

Yep. They're dressed like a fucking big backstreet boy. Yeah. He looks like a big backstreet boy. Very similar. So, um, yeah, but that's the same.

Well, but this, this is what I'm saying. Yeah, but those Nick Lechay jeans. Bro. Right? You know what this is for?

What? Because I'm fucking always getting in fights and winning. And it and it, and it gets fucking. But just on your knees? No, no, no, no. Because I fucking, you know, I'm spindly.

I know, but it's just the knee. No, no, no, because I take my shirt off. And that's when they used. usually run away, but when they don't, my body's all scraped up. It is? Oh, yeah. Last fight I got in? Yeah.

35 minutes ago. Oh, my God. Wow. On the way here? Yeah, it sucked out to pull over. Guess who all got on a street fight last night? You? No, never.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I like that way you laugh at that. Jay Shob. What? Yeah. In the parking lot at the gym. What happened? Talk on the phone, he just flips out because some guy didn't turn on his blinker.

I'm telling you the kid's a hot fucking out. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't ever fuck with people like that. that's crazy. A street fight?

Yeah, that's a bad, bad day. That's not what I'm thinking. I'll light you up. I'll light you up. Can you guess what kind of shoes those are? I like them. Would you wear them? I'm a little old, but I like them.

Do you have to dress like you're 55? You're only old because you think you're old, bro. You're old here, B. No, listen, guys, these are two old here and sneaks, to boot sneaks, Ralph Lauren socks. Nope. These are awesome. There's awesome don't marries.

not mad at shirt drives me The shirt is tag It's a beautiful blue Dude no girl's gonna look at it I want to suck his dick It's a blue shirt dude I'm a good looking I'm a good looking man

You look like you just got off Who makes those fucking shoes Bro? Gatsby I mean it could be Gucci Could be Dude you're on fire today You really are on fire today

Yeah What they say Don't stretch like that You know What they say Don't fucking stretch You know What I stretch

You're not Don't show your middrift When you're stressed Yeah I fucking stretch so you're a big board house cat and I stretch and I fuck when I stretch I when I stretch I try to kill myself with the stretch I try to fucking murder myself I try to fucking stretch so hard that I just go and then and then someone finds me and they're like he was stretching what do you think of when you wake up first thing in the morning what do you usually think what goes on in your head besides maybe nothing clouds coffee I want coffee immediately you want coffee right away immediately okay and then what oh you must have tried the big brown roast. Oh, I haven't.

Thanks, bro. Oh, dude, where is it? I'll dry it. I'll just fucking straight up eat the beans. I don't give a shit. Yeah, where is the big brown? It sells out, boys, but I could get you some. Okay, well, I know a guy. And that guy is you. And you give me one, and I'll drink it. Okay. There you go. But dude,

I'll make my own coffee, bro. I'll go get the beans myself. I can't believe you go to fucking pea berry. It's coffee bean. That's not good. That's not good. You don't give a fuck about food. You don't know anything about food. I don't have time for that shit, dude. What do you have to? What do I want to be a boring asshole that's like,

no, you got to go to this restaurant? Dude, fuck those kinds of guys. You know what? Fuck the kinds of guys. How about the guys when you're like, when you're like on the road and they're like, hey, you got to go to this place and you're like, I'll do my show. Thanks. Oh, let me go out of my way to a fucking, but it's good food, Chris.

To some bullshit smokehouse? That's good food. See ya. Hey, dude, I live in Los Angeles. Angeles. I can get all the good food, dude. I'm going to be in, oh, yeah. Oh, I'm in Cleveland. I'm going to try some smokehouse in Columbus. Try to help you out. Put your face under my balls, bro. Let me rub my taint on your fucking eyes. Come on, dude. Nah, dude, don't be nice to me, bro. Be regular. All right. Well, what if I go? Almost fainting after I said all that. I'm fucking out to lunch today, bro. You think I give a shit? Bro, I'm going to faint sitting down. Have you ever done that?

What did you do last night that you would faint right now? He showed like Sean Penn at the night show. Every night he eats like a stack of pancakes. No, dude, that's a fucking fallacy. Dude, I fucking eat real good. Like what? Chocolate chip pancakes and-no. Man, I eat fucking protein.

Ding, ding, ding. Yeah? I eat protein. Ping, ping. And I fucking, you know, I make sure I eat the leafy greens. Oh, man. And your neck is jutting, your head's jutting forward. Your ear isn't in line with your shoulder.

shoulder. You're like tired, I'm tired as fuck. Why, man? I'm so tired of I'm so tired as fucking. I didn't eat breakfast. I got to eat after this.

Hey, what kind of fucking cool hot spot do you want to go to? Dude, how about Brian when he fucking posting an Instagram video of him and his friends in a dark,

in a dimly lit restaurant somewhere. Dude. When I see that shit, I go like this. I go like when I see that shit, I'm alone and I go like this. God, motherfucker,

this guy. You guys got mad at my, you guys got mad at my book? The book? The book. No, I did it for Disney. What do you mean you did it for Disney? Dude, look at your face, Brian.

And your ear is going. Dude, I got to, hey, listen. Look more like I'm fucking. All seriousness. Guys, maybe I'll get my, maybe I'll get my eyes just tucked up a little, huh? It wouldn't hurt. It wouldn't kill you. I'm not seeing what.

Oh, your eyes are going. Sorry. My mother said, do that. Closing time. In my family, your eyes go, you know what? It's last call. Right. Your eyes are saying it's last call.

What's falling? His eyes are going like this, Chris. Oh, gotcha. It's pulling the blinds, then. It looks kind of cool, though. The sight's coming. I might have to get my eyes tucked. Oh, cool.

You have sunroof. You know what you need to get? You know what you need to talk to? Quah, well, I mean what? Somfi. You know, Somfi, those automatic blinds? And you just get a fucking thing. They come and they install the shit in your fucking thing.

And then you have a thing. And every time you start to look old, you just go, and it goes, and then you look a little bit younger, dude. I'd like that. That's some Somfy shit. Dude, look how serious. Hey, dude, you know what you look like? You're dead serious?

trying to look sexy here with a kid's book. No, no, that's not a kid's book. That's to kill him. Bro, it's a kid's book. I read it in second grade. I read it in second grade. And by the way,

by the way, dude, you look like a fucking drama teacher right there and it's pissing me off, dude. Well, I could teach drama because I know a lot about acting. Look at my fingers there. I'm pinching it,

so you see the whole book. By the way, that's how you're holding like a bitch. They made, they said, look, post something right now. Who? Who is Disney?

They did not say show a selfie. Yeah, what is it? What did I, What did I have to? I tagged something. Who's they? Did they pay you for it? First book, out, first book Oregon, magic of storytelling. I had to do that.

Dude, did they do it? Who, bro? You're not saying who. It's Disney, Disney. Okay, who at Disney? And why? I don't know. They were just there. They had a whole photo booth set up, so I went and did it. It was about, it was about, like, literacy in the inner city and all that. So then they had me do that.

Do I bet that made a difference? I bet a kid looked at it and went, you know what? I'm going to pick that book on the start of the TV. Oh, God. He's really going to do it. Is that what they're saying? Thanks, Alfred. Who fucking cares? You're complaining about the shit of comedian.

Says the joke. You're reading. Oh, read Tana Hassecox. I did read eight years in power. People were mean to. People are really nice on the line. I read everything by Tana Housa Cote. People are really nice online.

People are really nice online. You love it. Hashtag magic storytelling. Fucking right. You know what, though? I'm so old that they tend to be a little nicer to me. They're like, ah, fuck, it. He doesn't matter.

Really? You haven't looked lately. Oh, you can still through those. Oh, well. It might be true, though, actually, if you think about it. Since he's older? Yeah, why are you going to, because like, dude, I still get shit like, I'm, I mean, I'm young. I'm really young, dude.

You're going to be 40 soon, dude. So relax. In fucking two years, bro. Well. Relax, dude. In two years or in a year? In a year or in a year? That's what happens.

That's what we start lying about Jay. All of us two. I know. I did it the other day. It's in a year and. Fuck, two months, yeah. Isn't that weird? You're going to be 40.

Wow. And you'll be 45 in three months. Time flies after 40. Yeah. But I'll be fucking... You're still a young kid. You're 35? Yeah.

Yeah, but that turns into fucking 39 soon. I know it does. Don't try to lump me in with you guys. I got a lot of time. I'm just... Yeah, that's you in a wheelchair in five years, by the way. I'm into longevity drugs. That's my new thing now.

Oh, cool. Cool. Do you still have psoriasis? No, I don't. Oh, cool. Well, wonder what you're going to get now. What do you mean? You're just trying some new fucking shit.

I'll put a bunch of stuff in my body. I don't give a shit. I'll take it. I'll take it. Somebody goes like this. You know, Brian, I got this new. I got, what is it? Give it to me.

Well, don't be at Bogartis. You go like this. The guy goes, hey, I got this new and you go, ah. Oh, just takes it. Yep. And the guy goes, plunk. And your body goes, one of those?

Rumors? No, fucking whatever, yeah. Sorriasis. Role? Tenticles. Are you you, dude? Soriasis. Remember?

We were just talking about that. All right. What happened with Brian, the guy that we were just talking to? I don't know. Because you switched. Your body switched to someone else. That's the only thing that makes sense. How did you get lost in one sentence?

Man, you're going to be a really bad father. No, I'm not, dude. My kids are going to be the shit, bro. They're going to be like, whatever, daddy, we do not want to make a mistake. That's how how kids are, dude. Hell, that's how kids are. So if I'm doing a math problem, help me with a math problem.

All right, ready? Okay. What's the wrong? What's wrong? I don't know how to do this. Why not? What is it? Four times eight.

What? Four times eight. Well, how many times? You know what eight is? Yeah. All right. What's that twice? What's eight twice?

You can't eat. You can't eat for the rest of the night. And it's three. And it's three p.m. You can't eat for the rest of the night. Think about it. Tomorrow we're going to enter. Think about it.

They'll get good real quick, trust me. Or they'll get real hungry. That seems so harsh. Gonna be shredded. I'm not going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a fucking great dad, dude. I can't wait to fucking. Your neck.

What are you talking about, bro? Say the thing about my neck again, dude. Say it again. Dude, what's up with... Yo, I'm just chilling, man. I don't give a fuck about this shit, man. I'm so... I'm so...

Dude, how's the baby's doing, man? They're good. man, we know what's up, man. I got, I'm just, I'm just trying to get to the point where everyone will take care of me in my fucking log cabin, dude, with the high grass, dude, I can't wait to build. I want to build it. Are you talking about this? Are you talking about your cult?

I have a cult. I'm streamlining everything into this fucking cult. People are starting to wear all blue to my shows. All blue? That's what I want. Why? Why do you want them in the universe for? You got to pick a color, dude.

You got to pick a fucking color for them to come. But, dude, does it depend on the city you pick the color? No, all blue. All blue. Don't you believe in the individual? I feel like you're trying to make... We're all the individual. We're all the individual, dude.

Yeah, but what do you mean? We're all, because they're all following. It's like, have you seen Voltron, dude? Oh, my God. All form the head. And everyone else, you pick a fucking limb. Because we are getting in a high grass and we are going to build a log cabin, dude.

We are going to build a long cabin. What's the point of this cult? Fucking and sucking and sharing ideas, dude. I keep telling you, dude. Oh, my God. I keep telling you, man. So everybody's going to be fucking and sucking. Yeah, bro.

Yeah. All right. So I just feel like there's nothing positive about this. It's only positive, dude. So sharing ideas about what? About whatever the fuck you want, dude, but not dumb shit. What would be dumb shit, Chris? You want to talk about, you want to get like too far into sports?

That's annoying as shit. Are there things people are not allowed to talk about in your call? I mean, it's like an unspoken rule. Like you don't really talk about that dumb shit. So what if I show up in my own outfit? Yeah, that's okay. All right. What if I show up my own ideas?

He's not going to get to the upper tier, you know. There's an upper tier? Well, dude, you die. You want to be taken care of, right? You don't want to fucking go to the very depths of hell, right? I guess not. Yeah, you don't. So you wear the blue.

You have... Bro, why are you so slouched down? Because he's disrespectful. What are you doing now? I'm taking care of my core, dude. This is not a place to work out. I don't normally fucking go this long. without taking care of my fucking core.

Okay. So I'm just going to chill for a little bit like that. Dude, by the way. All right. You know, I get it. Yeah.

But it's so annoying how many fucking views I get on your fucking podcast. You just can stay like that? It's not bad flexibility. I, my legs won't go straight. Yeah, I have really good flexibility. You can do that?

I can. Can you, could you ever have? Yeah. Yeah? So it's, So it's age? Anything you can do physically, I can do better now.

Now, now, right? So you're better at shitting yourself, I'll tell you that. You're better at shitting yourself. You're better at losing your hair. You know what? Your hair is not, I'm worried because the Samson effect will take full, full bore. Well, if you lose your hair, we all know what happens to the old career. I'm going to shave it.

Dude, it becomes a desert. Trust me, man. I want to fucking shave my head. Yeah, but then. Nah, I'm going to get beefy enough to where I'm going to shave. my head and it's going to be a whole different ball game my babies oh yeah it is dude no yeah it is you want to talk about traps dude i'm going to do steroids i don't give a fuck i will do if i lose my hair i'll do steroids and i'll make a gap in my teeth i don't give a fuck oh oh oh you think oh oh hi steroids

nice to meet you you think you're going to space my teeth out no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm going to take a fucking penny and I'm going to fucking hammer that shit up in there. I'll beat you to it, you fucking nice guy. I'll beat you to it, you nice guy. I didn't shit. You're on steroids now because you're so aggressive. You went from me in super. You're not losing low energy, right?

I mean, a little bit, but everyone does a little bit when you get older. No, go ahead and get on the old, uh, peesh. Yeah, because you got to salvage it before. Yeah, he's really getting thin. I'm sorry. I am not. Your neck is getting, it's losing its character.

It's losing its shape. My whole family has hair, man. They never lost their hair. I'm going to be fine. Your pop says get hair? Yeah. Yeah, but you're one of those guys. No, my dad's went back a little bit, but it's all fucking good.

Your character is so bad. It sounds the middle doesn't. Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. The middle goes that you're in trouble. Yeah, you're in trouble. Middle goes.

Mine's not. You have more hair than you had? Yeah, I take propitia. Okay, well. You're on it right now, B? Yeah. that hymn stuff I actually think I have more hair than I did

about fucking two years ago because I've been taking propecia. You have been taking propecia? Yeah, why wouldn't you? Yeah. I mean, just a case, you know? Dude, I can't because I'm worried it's going to run into my eyebrows. Well, yeah, you don't really have much to worry about, do you? Dude. But it's weird.

Yours starts at your fucking forehead. I know. So the thing if I took propitia, just go, do you have to straighten your hair? Isn't your hair naturally curly? Yeah, super curly. If I don't have product and it gets, I get that jufe of it. You can shave your hair, too.

That would look cool. Shaped my head. I did it when I was fighting. Yeah, I know, I saw. Okay, well, I don't want any trouble, dude. You did. Yeah, dude. Shave yours, B.

I used to. Yeah, you have a good head. I used to shave my head all the time. You should, oh, you can't do it now. Plenty of pictures on the line with my head. I know, that's what I'm saying. Why not do it? I will.

Now that I'm not shooting. You're probably not going to come back. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I know. It's a hit, huh? That's annoying. It is. You said it only last four, Chris, remember?

There I am. cute kid right there. Oh wow, the hair wasn't great there. How old were you there? I was 40? The hair was starting to lose it there, though, huh? Probably. Yeah.

But it was always like that. No, but you've probably always had hair like that. Yes. Like, you probably always had that. Yeah, but I had a hair transplant, but it didn't really take. Yeah, but when you were young, like. Like, how old is he there? Oh, cool, a group on for your stand-up thing.

Oh, no. Where? Oh, no. Group on it. Stand up live. How far off? Why don't we get one six? Look at Saso's calf.

Look at my face next to Sassos. That's amazing. Jeez. Hey, scroll up. How about the picture of me and Brian? Look at the red. Keep scrolling up when I got, could I look any gayer that third picture in?

I mean, I will suck your big there, bro. Yeah, you're right. Well, Brian, you were way bigger. Oh, wow. I like to get a sweater. I am big there, though. I was lifting and eating a lot. Okay.

So, then not the sweater. No, because you just send the sweater. Big kid, no. All right. Well, we look like two gay men there. Yeah, we really do.

That's fantastic. Yeah. All right. Should we do some current events? Sure. We're all getting older. We're all changing, aren't we guys? Yeah, that's what happens.

I'm getting older. So, have you guys heard of the Colorado man that killed a young cougar? No. Juvenile cougar. Didn't? Yeah. This guy was on. a hiking trail within a hiking area, but he was running,

which made the cougar instinctually want to chase the guy down. And when he turned around, he saw the cougar. He didn't specify how he choked out the cougar, but he choked it out and killed it. So what made the cougar want to get him? He's food. He was running. He was running, got it. Wow, that's fine.

And he killed the cougar by fucking. Suffocating it. Sufficating it. Nose. Fingers in the nose? No, choked. He didn't specify. Exactly how he did it.

I've always wanted to do that, dude, to a stupid animal. Like sometimes with my dad's dog, I come around, just be sitting there. I'll put my two fingers just over the snout and see how long before they move. I'm like, I could kill this thing so easy. I just took these fingers. That's crazy. Like with your little dog in school, yeah. You're like Ted Bundy, but yeah.

Dude, you look like that. I don't really. Why does everybody keep saying that? So many people tag me and like, dude, you got to tell Chris, I'm like, no, I know. Seven million people. 70,000 people say this. He doesn't actually look like him. There's the one picture where you do.

You have to say my eyes and face, but... Chris, what would we do if a mountain lion tattoo? Nah, I'd probably fuck you. That was in Colorado where they killed that mountain line, right? Colorado boys? That one on the left. That one right there.

I posted, by the way, seven years ago up there. Next to it. Were you waving? Yeah. I posted that. Oh, wow. You posted that a long time ago? Years ago.

God, that's wild. God, you guys. Don't look that much alike. Yeah, not really. Why did you do your face like that? Because he's not doing that. I thought that's what he was doing. Yours is way exaggerated.

Well, that's for comedy, dude. I mean, you know, don't be such a... You don't have to critique my Ted Bundy face, okay? If you want to look like him or not, bro. I mean, I kind of don't, you know. I heard the movie's amazing. It is really good. It's a mini series yet.

Oh, oh, I'm talking about that. Netflix, where I found boring. Do you see the whole thing? watched three in the last episode is fucking really good it's so boring I liked it the last oh wow the last one uh is good why just because it's like it goes into him

getting the chair and like he's talking about it and he finally confesses to all the shit oh did he confess eventually yeah yeah god because the beginning is kind of like all hypothetical yeah oh dude let me know how you kill these bitches I still liked it but but the last episode is amazing. Yeah. What else you guys got? It's right here.

So it is Lunar New Year, and there's a video that was released of two grandparents in China while the fireworks are going off. It's year of the... Pig. Oh, that's because they can't hear it. You can see that. It's just fucking hell right. They have no idea what's going on. This is how hilarious.

They're so over it. What? The fuck, hey, that's dangerous. Well, they've also seen 150 years that. Yeah, true. They don't care. Whoa, that's fucking funny. 150 years. Jesus.

Yeah. I think the hardest thing about getting older is not being over everything. Yeah. Okay. Oh, man. You know, William F Buckley said when he was 85? They go, uh, you know, what do you feel? He goes, you know, I think in some ways my worst enemy are, you know, you know, I think in some way is my worst enemy are you.

young doctors with good medicine. What do you mean? He goes, get tired of life and they keep you alive for a long time. Whoa. That's fucking crazy. That's dark, dude. Yeah. What else you guys got?

I don't like when guys say stuff like that. So Hawaii is trying to make a law towards banning cigarettes within the next five years. I disagree with it. I don't like any law that bans shit like cigarettes. And also, except unless you're 100 years old, right? Yeah, that's, hey, that's not a good market. So it's not technically a ban.

Let them do what the fucking. they want to do. Exactly. It's called free country you're fucking assholes. If you love throwing cigarettes, like, I don't give a fuck

if I die or anything. This is government trying to legislate good health. Well, unless they're, unless they're trying to, I mean, in public,

I understand, you know. Well, public makes sense. Yeah, but how did it work out with weed when you out when you out? How'd that work out?

I mean, you know. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Yeah, good point, Brian. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't make things illegal,

though. Yeah, you can't, because murder and rape and rape. Okay, but I'm just saying I'm saying smoking cigarettes Like everything illegal. But you said you can't make anything illegal. Too.

Let people make their own choices. I think murder should be legal. When you were the year you were born, the booze was illegal. That was in the fucking 20s during prohibition. They called you the prohibition, baby. No, they didn't. Brian.

Follow dense, Calvin. No, no. Was born in 1921. What else you guys got? So a student came home to our apartment in North Carolina, and she thought that her apartment was haunted because there were some weird things happening. One day she came home, heard something in her closet. She said hello, and a man replied, oh, hey, it's just me. And she found that there was a man living in her apartment for the past couple days.

And he was dressed in her clothes. In the closet? Mm-hmm. Damn, he seems stable. Yeah. Oh, my God. Is he her shiny? Is he losing it there?

He's definitely losing it. Oh. my word. He's not, he's not well. Here's a combination of both of your guys. He's not doing so well. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. You know, I used to think that shit was crazy now. I just think it's sad. You know what I mean? Me too. Well, because I think he's not in his faculties. However, it's sad unless it's your house with kids. Then you're going to have to, sad or not, you're going to have to be careful.

There's there. People have a fetish, and that fetish is to break into houses and jerk off in their houses and smell panties in their in their closets just to jerk off somewhere that nobody else has and leave your mark well sorry been there done that bro just someone else's house yeah but also dude that was way too specific to think that you haven't done it no i'm saying you've done it no no man hey what are you doing dude i start to fucking see my future and i got to put my sunglasses on what's your future look like dude bright bright i don't do that laugh it's disrespectful it's also super

man you gotta stop with that I don't like the way you're sitting hey do you guys ever think about bringing back the 10 minute podcast with sassely you were talking about re-thought about it thought about it we'd do it differently though wouldn't we what would you do well we make Brian fucking take some comedy classes

first so he wouldn't interrupt he wouldn't be fucking bit killer Jones like he always is dude Will and I'll be fucking knee-deep in hilarious bit and Brian will be like, do you guys want tacos and fuck it all up? Come on. Screeching halt call on. Come on, Chris. Don't say screeching halt call on.

You're like a fucking, what's the opposite of a juggernaut? I don't know. A table. Oh, man, I'm not a table, dude. Table. That doesn't go anywhere for you. You're not even looking at when you talk to me. You're a dining room table that doesn't go anywhere for years that a family doesn't even use.

They just put stuff on like files. That's what you are, dude. And they're like, oh, and they eat in front of the TV. all that shit and they never use that dining room table. Man, first you, well, your mouth is too wet. Lick your fucking lids. Dining room table, Callin, dude.

Your mouth gets all wet when you get disrespectful. It gets wet, dude. It gets fucking wet. My mouth is like a pussy, dude. It gets wet. Hey, dude, when you go to kiss a girl, do you ever say anything before you do it? Yep. When you're the first time you're going to kiss a girl, right?

And you're about to go in. Yep. What do you, so, so your end of the date, it's been a great. Great time. Yeah. And she wants you to kiss her. Maybe she doesn't, you don't know.

Yep. What do you do? I go like this. I'm a Republican. Why do you say that? She might be a. Just to throw her off. I'm not even a Republican.

Right. I just go, I'm a Republican. That's how you kiss, dude? That's not good at all. And I meet. But you're making your lips all puckered up. I know. And they go, Republican.

And then I go, and then I meet their lips like that. And then I use my lips to open their lips like that. And then I stick. I do like that, bro. That's how I do it, man. And then that girl becomes a fucking Republican. And I'm not even a Republican, but I make girls Republicans, bro. Now, when you go downtown, do you ever do that?

Are you afraid of... You talking about a sideways burger? No. That... Please don't tell me you say that to her. I say, hey. No, no, no. Chris, no, please don't say it.

it. Hey. Come on. Be romantic. In your voice, you would say. I do. I say, hey, baby.

Yeah. Make your burger sideways. What does that mean? Make your burger sideways. Because if they're like this, they're chilling, but then they go like this. Make it sideways. Okay, but what? I'm talking about.

So then I fucking meet. That I meet the fucking lips of the thing. No, no. Oh. Uh. And I go, uh. Same thing. Same thing

Sideways murder When inside actually have sex Yeah And do it Uh huh What do you say that Well what's her name? Mandy

Mandy Now let's say Her name is Penelope Penelope Okay So first time having sex I'm doing it Right before I

You haven't put it in there yet No but I don't say much I just like kiss And I make it nice And I fucking You know I make sure to like Look at him

And use a lot of eye contact and then right before I climax. What's her name? Penelope. Okay, I go like this. Right before I climax, I go like this. Oh, I'm Penelope. I'm so cool.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking. You're fucking. It's such an idiot. Such an idiot. Ah, fuck, what an idiot. Oh, but I'll be up so cool.

Oh. Oh, fuck. God damn it, man. Oh, fuck. Jesus. Imagine if a guy So that's what I do All right

Cool Have you ever had a girl say something Before she goes She has her thing Um I had a girl say I'm gonna go Oh no

I was like really She goes yeah I'm gonna go You ready? I go yeah I'm going She said I'm gonna go Before she had an I'm meaning yeah

Yeah Not like I'm gonna go Like I'm getting out of here No So she shouldn't take a shit Oh boy I'm about to go Fooing?

No, no, no, no. You mean like shit? Oh, no. It's just fucking. Yeah. So funny. So that doesn't seem that romantic, bro. It's the shit, dude.

Is it? Oh, I'm Penelope. I'm so cool. And they're like, wait, wait. Do you not think I'm cool? Wait. I figured out how to make it work, dude.

Oh, fuck, man, what a disaster. Damn it. What else you guys got? Fuck. This right here. Oh, no.

This person. Oh, my. Oh, that's not a drawing? No, that's actually a person. That's not a Ken doll? That's not an Eminem Ken doll? No. He stole someone's wallet,

and then he was at a bar, and then I guess they had those things where in the chip and the car that shows it's stolen. So they found out that it was stolen, called the cops, and he was pretending to be someone else. But they didn't show

the other person, but apparently he doesn't he's not like that guy at all. He doesn't resemble him at all. Pretend to be a fucking Kendall. He looks fake as shit. That's his face though. 20 years old? My ass. He's got really good eyebrows, though. Yeah, like they look natural.

It's cute as shit. Brian. Huh? No, I thought you said. Dude, why does he looks like a fucking guy from, guess who? He's got makeup on his eyebrows. He painted his eyebrows on. He looks like one of those duracell battery

guys. Remember those guys? Remember the commercial where they're just like, and they had the Dura cell in the back? Oh. You know what? You remember. Next. All right. Can I ask you guys a question?

When a guy's like that and he stole a wallet and he's 20, right? And he's on the internet. Is he done for life? Can he ever get a job even if he gets? He'll be fine. He will? Yeah, people will forget. He'll shave.

He'll shave. He'll shave. When they do a background check, his name will come up. Yeah. That is true, man. I was reading this thing about oops so I was reading with this thing about this john ronson book and he was saying how fucking you know it was all about porn and this guy had like a legit job in a as a nurse and he was like helping people and they found out because of the internet when it when it came up got fired and they were like you got to get fired and he was like a fucking nurse well have you said that that it was the governor in virginia in high school he did a kKK thing and chocolate face thing and then they're trying to give him to resign now he's Hold on. This was in high school.

Also back then in that, from what I've heard, different climate. This was from a black law professor who was talking about how, I think, in that part of the South, Blackface was like a Halloween. People dressed up like Jackson 5. Yeah. Remember Soul Man? Soul Man in that. So remember Soul Man in 84 with Seatoms Hall.

Right. So Soul Man was Seatown's Howell was in. I remember waiting in line in the theater. Was in Blackface playing a black guy. Yeah. crazy. So, you know what I'm saying? But the whole country went to see that movie. I think it did pretty well. Yeah. Isn't that funny how things changed? So we...

You know what's interesting is... Now, he did have a KKK guy next to him. So what was that about? I don't know. Was he KKK? I don't know what it is. I've seen that Virginia governor. Well, Dak Shepard made a good point. He was saying with the culture we're in now on his podcast armchair expert, he said what we're doing now where we're like, someone to make a mistake or someone does something and we just fucking put him an ex-a ally, get the fuck out of he goes, dude, if you look at over the time of some great artists like

freaking John Lennon or anybody Picasso, they had their shit, man. Like they made some mistakes. So imagine if, so there's someone who's just as as good as Picasso just because John Lennon today who are making mistakes. And we're going, nope, you're done, no chances. So we're never going to enjoy their talents.

So we're fucking shutting those people down. If I could give you some perspective. So Amazing Grace, which is sung by it in a lot of black churches. So it was written by a slaveholder. He owned slaves. He had a conversion. When he had his conversion and realized it was wrong, he wrote the song Amazing Grace. The reason Amazing Grace is such a powerful song is it's about redemption, about change, about how your soul and heart can change.

So the bigger question is, that guy was in high school, right? This is a grown man. Was everybody here different in high school? What the fuck are we talking about? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We all changed. I remember when I didn't know anything about, I didn't know a lot of gay people.

And I had an argument when I was 20, I had an argument with this girl of 21. Watch your words here. Both her parents were raised by, she was raised by a gay couple. Or both the parents turned out to be gay. I was making an argument that I thought gay couples shouldn't be able to adopt children. Because I didn't know. I didn't know gay. I didn't know gay people.

I didn't know. I just thought it didn't make sense. I was like, that seems dangerous or bad. Because I wasn't talking. I wasn't taught any differently. And then guess what? You change. You grow older and you meet gay people.

Then you know kids that are raised by gay people. And you go, wait, that kid's fine. And then somebody goes, do we rather be them in orphanage, foster care or two loving people? And you go, yeah, that makes sense. So guess what? I fucking changed my mind. Yeah. Well, you were a child.

Yeah. I know, but I was 20. I was 21. What I'm saying is that we have the potential to fucking change. Scroll into that chin. So that's him in chocolate face and a KKK member, right? Yeah. That's weird.

He was a kid, though, wasn't he? Like, doesn't he just say, that's not me? 19 years old. Can't tell. Yeah, I wouldn't just lie about it? Also. Still at 19, should he not be allowed to be governor? Right, I agree.

I think, I think. Can you not change if he's like, dude, I know. Of course you can change. I was poor. Yeah, dude, when you're a kid, yeah, I mean to do that as being a moron. Have all of us never made a mistake or done something that would be considered offensive? He might not even thought it was offensive back then. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what was going on his head. I don't know. you know yeah I understand but what your governor racist though well what about what Liam Neeson said you see that that was fucking crazy intense but it was a moment when he was out of his mind somebody he knew was raped so

and he admitted it does that mean he's racist no does that mean he's a bad guy no it means that he was means you better watch your peas and cues everybody has moments where they say shit and do things that are not but now when you do it you better come correct and lose some jobs over especially for entertainment that's a hard that's a hard thing I understand

people going, wait a minute, you got a fucking KKK guy there and you're in blackface. I get that you have to explain that. That's hard. What's up? Is he the KKK or the black face? They don't know, apparently. Oh. Hmm. I would be more, I would be more forgiving of the black face than the guy. I would never have dressed up in a KKK thing.

And I think I'm his age. I was so scared of him. My dad had to have talks to me that I'm in no... But I just had never thought that I would have thought that was very offensive even. I didn't need somebody to tell me that back then. Yeah. I mean, you know what I mean? What if a black guy sees me? What if a black dude sees me as a what's funny about that? I'm not dressing up in a fucking white.

How about that black guy last night calling you out with your scarf from Delta Air? That was the best. I'm standing next to that. I don't even know. I'm wearing a scarf and he goes, he goes, is that a, and I never wear scarves.

And you guys are already giving me shit about my scarf. He goes, you get that off of American Airlines? And I go, what? And he goes, did you take that? Was you given that by the airline? And I go, no. And he goes, he takes it off me. He goes,

Yeah, you were. And it says clouds.com. Why did you get a scarf from? I don't know. It was by my mother's or something. But why would they give scarves? It was by first class or something. Dude.

Weird. Dude. I had a buddy and he had these sunglasses that he would always wear. And we were walking one day down the street. It was fucking 20-something, dude. Be respectful during the story. And he's talking and I'm looking at him. I was walking next to each other.

And I say, do your fucking sunglasses say ABC Sports and he says what and I was like does it say ABC Sports on this like a real small thing and he was like no and I was like yeah it does

and he was like the fuck are you talking about and he was like oh my God dude he was wearing these fucking cool dope sunglasses that said ABC Sports you for free I don't know dude but we laughed so hard man and I never talked to him again because I can't be friends as fools. No, Chris, that's

not fair. It's not fair. What does you guys got? This right here. This is supposed to be one of the coolest punters. I don't like any guy that does that actual post. That's a punter? Punter for Miami Hurricanes. Jesus Christ. He's jacked for a punter. He also looks. That's what he looks. That's the punter. 6-4-215 pounds. Holy shit.

Wow. Even Sports Illustrated picked it up. Like, this is the coolest punter ever. That's funny. And he has a video? Just a little kicking video. Right there. I mean, I don't know much about these kicks. If it's good or not. Dude.

Well, he's playing for Miami's pretty fucking good. The only thing is, is, uh, yeah, how old is he? 24. My ass. He's 24 playing for Miami? They say they're usually younger than that, like, well, 19 or so. Well, you can red shirt, though, or you could, he could, uh, he could have not went to college right at. Miami University?

He might, he could have, or he's playing for the. You could want to row in soccer, and then was like, I want to go to college and come out. Really? So you could do that in another sport? You could be 30 and... Oh, yeah. My quarterback, Joel Clout, was like 27. What? And I was 19.

What? The advantages you have. That's ridiculous. So they literally are just... There's no age on it. They literally are just picking this up because he has tattoos. Because he's big. Because he looks different for that position.

Very strange. Yeah. I also didn't know. That's very strange. He's 24 years old. He looks older, too. Much older. So then when he hits pro, if he ever went pro, he might be

fucking 29 or something. That's crazy. It's really weird. I had no idea. I had no idea. I thought that was an age. No, because your eligibility in that sport starts when you enter. You could be an old kicker probably. You're saying you couldn't play football all that time and then come back to college, obviously. No, he, like, you'd have to do it.

Like, a lot of guys get drafted in Major League Baseball, right? And they go play Major League Baseball. and come back and go college football you can do that. You just can't do the same sport in turn pro. If your eligibility never started, the clock starts once you enroll in school. No matter what you do outside of it.

Chris Winky was old as fuck. What else you get? All right, this year. So Shaggy, you know, from Scooby-Doo, there's memes going around in the gaming world that he was supposed to be a playable character in the new Mortal Kombat. Weird.

Motor Kombat 11. Makes no sense. I mean, I really have no idea what this is. It gained so much steam that there was like 340,000 something signatures to make it happen. Not that many, but yeah. 340,000 signatures? Chris, you play video games?

I don't. So they made him a character? No, it was rumored. People started loving it, but then it turns out it's not going to be a character. That'd been cool. I don't, I wish I played video games. They look fun, but every time I get a controller,

I'm like, this is just like, What the fuck's going on? I don't want to have to be born first in the video game. You know what I mean? You're like, I got to learn how to walk and stuff. And they're like, oh,

this is how you, I don't want to learn the shit. I just want to fucking jump and fucking shoot. Would it be safe, safe, safe, what do you do? What do you do?

What do you do? What do you do? What do you do during the day? It would be safe to say that you could always just go, nothing. No, I work out. I fucking.

Every day? That's kind of nothing too, though. Pretty much every day, almost. I'm on the road a lot. getting bags. You know how that goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got mini bags. But during the day, nothing, huh? You know my father met a duke, like a duke from England? Oh, okay. And they were having dinner, and my father said, what are you doing? He goes, nothing. Nothing. Wait, what?

Your father just left it that way. My father was at this business dinner, and this guy was a duke. He was, you know, royalty. And my father said, what are you doing? And he said, nothing, nothing about. For real. Yeah, my father was like, Okay.

How do you follow up with that? Just a fucking aristocrat. I'm nothing, nothing at all. Oh my God, dude. That guy is my hero. I know. My dad was like, I've never met anybody. He just does nothing and he had money.

You did that crazy money. Yeah. Wow. The guy's awesome. Nothing, nothing at all. What else you got to? That's cool. Just one more.

He was a lord. This guy. So he was trying to rob a Popeye's chicken in New Orleans. And the register wouldn't open. So he just took fried chicken and left. Oh, wow. he's stealing chicken from Popeyes. Because, I mean, he couldn't get to the cash, so I might as well get something.

I guess. When's last time you guys had Popeye's chicken? It's really good. It's all right. It's great. Maybe he was just trying so hard for so long that eventually he worked up in half tight. He said, I'm going to get something. He said, Noah, fuck this money.

Give me the chicken. Maybe. Well, good luck to that, man. I feel like everyone's energy's gone down. Dude, should just shut the lights off and lay down? Let's go eat. Let's go eat sushi. Dude, I'm so hungry.

We're going to go eat. And Brian's going to pay for it. No, you pay, dude. I don't want to pay. Dude, sugarfish on you? You know what? Sugarfish is awesome. It really is.

There's one right up the street. I'm hungry. We'll go to sugarfish. All right. Let's get out of you. Dude, let's shut the lights off, take a nap with each other. Shut the lights down, beh, be. Our lives are good.

Let's do a quick song. And we'll all sing a song. I'll start. And then you add it. You add to it. You add to it. Ready? Okay.

Okay. Can I get a beat, though? Can you give me some sort of better? Let's just kind of do something real. Nice. Let's shut the lights down on our lives. Sometimes you got to take a break. You got to decide that the rat race is just too long. Hey, Ching, cut the lights. Let's go nuts to butts. I want in the middle. It's going to feel so good. I don't know.

if that's a good idea. Maybe we should just live our lives the way we've been living them and not going to have sex with the lights out. And never ever listen to Brian, no matter what he said. That's not true, because we are going to

shut the lights out and go nuts to butts. Let's make sure we wrap it up and not look each other in the eyes. Let's definitely not. Let's boss some nuts. We're going to boss some nuts. Let's run our, Train on chin.

Busting nuts in the dark. Busting nuts in the dark. Busting nuts on chin. At our own respective houses and not with each other. What did you say? What are you saying? Busting nuts at our own respective houses. Not near each other.

I'll do mine in Beverly Hills and you do yours in wherever you live. Don't be fucking arrogant without money. I'm not, but I don't know where you live and what your situation is right now. I don't like where this is going, sir. It could be in an apartment for all I know. Or it could be with the actor and you kind of are in like the guest house. I don't really know because I don't ask about it because I don't want to bring up the hot times. Who knows what's going on in your idea with your situation?

I don't know what the show knows Not a lot And what everybody in the Not a lot Audience To be quiet I don't know what you I'm not sure what you're talking about

But be quiet anyway Yeah I got it This song was all made up And it's not real This is the five kid We're out It's so

Fucking funny.