The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 450 Andrew Santino and Sofia Franklyn & Alexandra Cooper (Call Her Daddy Podcast)

Episode Date: April 5, 2026

Andrew Santino fills in as guest host with Brendan to welcome in Sofia Franklin and Alexandra Cooper of Barstool Sports' Call Her Daddy podcast. They discuss dating, sex, stepdad porn, nude DM's, how to cheat, why condoms don't count, the poophole loophole and more. Also, the guys talk Kodak Black drama, Lee Daniels' gay superhero movie, new contradicting Leaving Neverland evidence, viral country rap song and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Fight Club. Fight Club. Mm, kids got a piece on them. Peace on them. Couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Onet Studio. In Plyar, Vista, California.

It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live. It doesn't matter. Sounds better when you see it. Live. We're not live. We don't do it live, right?

And now it's the fighter and the kid. Live. Not live. This is not live. It's not live. Yo. Yo! Oh!

Oh! Oh! The fighter and the Red Rocket. Fuck, Allen. It's over, Brigh. You old-ass piece of shit. Oh, man. It's so good to be here, dude.

Thank you for letting me put up my art. Dude, I like it. How long do I take you to make? Six seconds. That's how good I am. It looks good, though, bro. Scribled it out. It looks good.

You're a 2018 rookie of the year, and I'm glad you're here. Thank you, baby. Because we got this little... Oh, shit. What's up, bro? Oh, man. Look at how tight this is.

We're a dope that is, bro. Oh, my God. You earned it, man. Wow. You earned it. I feel like I, so I want to make a little speech. Yeah, please do. Dude, this is, this is for all the haters out there.

This is for everyone that said I couldn't do it. Fucking, you're wrong. I proved you wrong again and again and again, and I'm going to keep on proving you wrong. And I'm taking over this podcast. That's an announcement I wanted to make to you guys. Good. It's no longer the fighter and the kid. Okay.

The kid is dead. The kid is gone. It is fighter in the Red Rocket forever. I'm glad you broke the news. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you. Nice. Thank you so much. You earned it, man.

Chin handmade this, huh? Handmade this. That's why I took so love. God, this is so nice. Cat told me that after hours that these guys make you make Samsung phones. Is that what you have to have? Is that really? iPhones and Samsung phones.

How many do you have to make a day? 35. 35? Just to pay the bills, bro. You have to do 35 a day? If there's time. If there's time. Dude, this is a, this is going to be an interesting finding the kid because we got the girls from

call her daddy. from bar stools coming in A couple one two dimey dimes I would say they're You would say what? They're kind of like the love line For the younger crowd Like when you listen to it

They're dropping facts About like dick pics DEMs relationship advice How girls think How boys should think It's a new revolution for how Young people were never allowed To talk for some

For so long I feel like women had to be restrictive Or when they talked about sexual shit And now These girls are showing that you could say whatever the fuck you want. They remind me of me and Brian if Brian was 30 years younger. Like it was two

20 year olds. How old are these? How old are they? 14. 14. Talking about second day. I'm just kidding. I don't do it. How old? They're like, they're in the 20s. Yeah, they're like 24 or 26. 25? 24. That's the best part about being a girl in Hollywood. They'll be in their 20s for the next 25 years. For sure. But I feel like since they're younger,

because I'm pretty sure they're 24 or 26, I'm not going to go with it because I don't care. I know they're younger. But if they're were older, you could never bring up their age. But because they're young, I feel like it's not as insulting. I was like, Kat, how old are you? Because cat looks young as fuck. She is young. Yes. I'm 13. Yes. You see what I'm saying?

Wow, dude. You guys get him young. Meanwhile, Chin's 119. Correct, but he knows his shit, though. Yeah, he does. He's very smart. He's so wise. He knows this shit. You have such a wise face. Do I? Yeah, like a man who's seen the world. And you have, right? Seen the world in the wind. Like, I feel like

when he came out of the womb, he saw murder. like right away. He came out just with a weathered face, just like, he's been through some shit. Yeah. Like you're on the front of a boat. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Like you're just on the bow.

Is it the stern or the bow? The bow. You're on the bow. You're born on the bow. You're born on the bow of a boat. Born on the bow of a boat. That's the boss. That's probably Springsteen-esque, born on the bow of a boat.

It sounds like it, row. Now, but these two chicks, these two chicks, I checked out some other stuff and these two chicks. And I'll probably get, you know, hate for that. These two brats. I checked out some of their stuff. Our fans are not going to be like, corrections, sir.

It's good. It's, it's like smart, dirty talk. Maybe that's the best way to say it. Smart, dirty talk. Love line, smart, dirty talk. Because Loveline, like, Dr. Drew, it's dirty talk, but it's smart. But it's also with a doctor. Yeah.

None of these girls are doctors. I thought they were both doctors. Are they doctors or neither of them? Neither of them are doctors. Let's find out. Well, if they're not, they can't come on anymore. Call her daddy. By the way, I was trying to figure out the name of the podcast.

I want to ask them all about that. Call her daddy? Call her daddy. They're almost the opposite of the Me Too movement, right? Or they kind of, they kind of for it because... They're the opposite of the M2 movement there. Come on. They're the hashtag, come on.

No, you know what's so funny about that? Call Her Daddy is... It's double entendre, right? So it's saying, like, call me Daddy. A guy would say that to a girl sexually. And then call her daddy, like, you got to call her daddy because she's up to no fucking good. Look at that great photo.

Sophia Franklin and Alexandra Cooper. Sophia and Alexandra. They couldn't have more like... perfect names for that. Sophia and Alexandra. Oh, they're here. I'm glad you're here because I am black, dude.

I didn't want Callan to get a Me Too movement. He would within seconds. He's too old, they're too hot, I feel like you'd be just all over. And they're young, and you know him with young girls, he's like, like Schmebel, like their golden rings. He's like a little rat. He sees younger.

I see him sometimes stand outside. Callan stands out of high schools, and when the school gets out at like 2, 230 or whatever, he claws the fence, and he just, and he climbs the fence. Dude, it's fucking gross. Yeah, if you just start talking about young girls, his mouth starts to salvate.

Yeah, you see like his left side group a little bit and it just starts getting wet. Almost like a drug addict. But this shit is huge. Their shit is fucking huge and it's on the way. But when you listen to it, you can figure out why because I listened to it and I thought they're definitely tracking all the boxes. Yo! There they are. Hi.

Hi. Hi, everyone. How's it going? Thanks for having us. Yeah. Should we come in? Yes. Go ahead.

Okay. Cool. Cool. Do you guys care if we like have our vlog guy? just like film us. No vlog guys. We're not vlog. You better not blog.

Good. Alex. Nice to see you. Right. I'm sorry, Alex, when I have a studio. I'm a nice to meet you. Oh.

Yeah. Well, this is so much. It's disgusting. It is. It is. But this is like kind of nice. Oh my God. We moved next month too.

Are you guys stalking on? No. We have to look it up. Yeah. Is that stalking? Just doing general research? just consider stalking. All right.

Stalking. Well, that's stalking. Okay. You're lucky my original host Brian Callen's not here because he's 51. Roast?

No, he would be I fucking you guys for the entire episode. You guys will lie. We don't want a me too movement. No, we're both gay as shit. Yeah, we're both gay. Both gay?

With each other. No. We're not each other's type. He's red-haired. We are together. He's not my type. Just a cut. Four gays.

This is called two gays. To do show called four guys. Two by two. I'm into it. Four gays and a mic. Who's the blog? What's your vlog guys name? Tom.

This is Tom. Hi, Tom's the best. I love that shirt. Tom, how long have you been with them? Not how long? Since the beginning. Well, since the beginning. Which is only been the last month.

Which is like three weeks? Six months? Six months. Yeah. But you were with Barstow before this? Yeah. Oh, dope. Yeah.

How is this? Is it annoying? Oh my God. I can only... Huh? It's different. It's not annoying. It's different.

I'd much rather follow them than the bar stool of dudes. Right, yeah. Right? The barstool dudes? Well, yeah, they're way more interesting than that. Yeah. Tom goes home at night and cuts himself. He's got that, like, he's got that nervous tension where he's like, yeah, no, I like it, dude.

But at the other night, I'm in a bathtub filled with wine, cutting myself, like, fuck it! Yeah, we kind of picked Tom, like he didn't have a choice. But I think he's happy. And he's harmless. He's not creepy. That sounds like someone who owns a person. He's happy down there. He likes it in the basement.

That's interesting. he has a girlfriend, so we were always worried. Yeah, we're like, girlfriend enemies, but she loves that. She's like, listen to our show. How long have you been with your girl? Get rid of her, dude. Fire now.

No, but here's the thing, though. They're on brand with Call Her Daddy right now. You're supposed to be like, yes. No, no. Here's the thing. If he follows you guys, he's only meeting really other dudes, right? Yeah. Like you're, well, hold on.

I'm sure you have a lot of women audience, but in general, the crazies that maybe he would get some riffraff from, are dudes. There's a lot of girls that are like who is, who is... Are we recording this, by the way? Oh, alright, let's go. Okay.

So we get it. Oh, shit. We're on. All right, let's do it. What's your female to male ratio? Do you know? It started as 50-50. I think it's a little more women now, but

we don't know exactly. This show is 99.8 guys. Oh, beautiful. Every show I open up with, I go, well, it's a real cock fest. It is. I mean, my crowd is an entire cockman. Wake up and smell of wording dick.

because we like to say I like to say. You know why I'm going to take that. That's exactly what it is. That's how I open our shows sometimes. My bros. That's funny because nobody likes the smell

of morning dick. I know. It's like not cute. But I think it's like funny to say. It's funny. It's pretty funny. Because dick gets sweaty at night. Do you sleep naked?

I know, I feel a little uncomfortable. You do? I love it. I feel like that's something. Yeah. Yeah, you should. You sleep making? Sometimes. I get scared of spider

or something is going to crawl up where it shouldn't. So I think a spider is going to crawl in your vagina? If you had a vagina, would you not be scared of that? They can crawl out. Think about it. A spider can crawl on my dick.

Your dick hole. It's just as unlikely as your vagina. We call them weiner hole. Is your vagina like this at night? You sleep like this? In night. No spider is going to crawl in your vagina. It scares me.

Wait, all three of you sleep naked? Yeah, but it depends. Oh, weird. Sometimes. What do you wear? Just my undies? Just your undies. I'm old school.

I wear the whitey-tidy still. Okay, cute. But isn't it true that uncircumcised dick smell more than normal day? Yeah. No. Wait, are you... No. Are you unscumcised?

No. A lot of uncircumcised dicks and they don't smell it. No, why? What do you mean? They smell. You got to clean them out. Right. Yeah, you got to clean them.

Exactly. You got to the hood. I'll tell you a story. A friend of mine works in the ER and they had a guy that came in who was in his 30s and he was uncircumcised and they were like, he was like, oh, there's such, such pain. There's such pain. And so they go to check him out and he's looking at him and he's like, I can't really see what's going on. But then he's looking at him.

And he pulls back the sleeve. He pulls back his sleeve. And it's like a donut, a mini donut size ring of like schmegma buildup. Oh my fucking. Like cheese. He is never washed under the sleeve. He never cleaned under the lizard sleeve. Under the sleeves.

It's a wizard sleeve. He never cleaned. Oh my God. And they had to like surgically take it off and shit. And the guy was in such pain. He was crying. They said he passed out a few times. I would pass out.

You got to clean under the sheets. Your sleeves, boys. Your winder holes in your sleeve. So yeah. So they can be stinky. than you just, no, no,

that's just a guy that never washes his dick, but a normal I think he's the extreme case. Yeah,

this is the one, this is the guy. We're just getting right into it. I also hear, sorry. No, I also heard,

and I wouldn't know, but the guys who have the hoods, it feels better. Like sex is better for them. Yeah, but what's to compare? How would they know

that it feels better than what you experienced? Well, because you're cutting nerves. No, did you say, my skin. What if someone got circumcised

later in life? We need to ask them. What feels better? Guys, I'm a genius. This is why I'm here. When you stick the head in, when you stick the tip in, does it feel good? Yeah, but. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. It feels good. The guy with the hood, he might be like, you're at a nine, I'm at a 10. How do you know? How do we know? I don't know. We don't know. That's why I don't think, I don't believe in that.

I think sex always feels good. So, like, we'll just go with that. See? Everyone's experiencing it. So with you guys at Barstststead, you're the only ladies at Barstool with your show, No, so there's one other show. They do more of pop culture. No, they have other shows where women.

Really? Yeah. They're really pushing to change. We're the only one that. We're the only extremely explicit show. But that's why it works for you guys. Right. Like when I listen to you guys, I was telling him before he came in.

It's almost like a loveline vibe, even though neither of you are doctors. It's almost a love line vibe for the younger audience. Yeah. And you guys are telling it like it is. It's similar to that. definitely also interesting to us though because our demographic we thought that was going to be our demo like younger and

college and then people are sending us in like hi I just want to let you know like you saved my marriage and they're like 40 50s and like holy shit so it is kind of cool it's like a very wide demo but I mean interesting thing to save someone's marriage from a podcast yeah I agree their marriage kind of been on their life

but a lot of times that's how people get their knowledge these days yeah yeah I get a shit lot of info but by the way they should be careful where you get your fucking knowledge like You take nothing from this show for real. From this show? No. We say that too.

We get the worst advice. It's like unhealthy. But it's not the worst because you guys are living it. It's really unhealthy advice, but it works. It's unhealthy advice in the way that we're not. Yes. And no. It's not like you, I was listening on the drive-in today, like when you're telling how to take a booty pick or like nude or like why your woman's not fucking you and stuff like that.

It's good info. Yeah. It's great info. It's almost the anti-relationship podcast where we're more so talking about millennials in 2019. You're not, we're not looking for relationships right now. And so if you want to go listen to a relationship podcast for like healthy advice of how to fix your marriage and that. We have an episode called How to Finesse a Fuck Boy or a Fuck Girl. That's not necessarily healthy advice.

Why not? But we're telling you how to. That's the current climate like with the, I'm old as fuck going through this stuff. That's the current climate with the like Tinder and Grind her into. Yeah. Or DMs. Like I was assuming. You know what the swipe apps.

I know. Like with like with DMs, I'm assuming you're getting, you were saying you get a lot of female DMs. Oh yeah. But I mean we get. Oh, yeah. Nudes. Girls send us their news. Oh.

We should see some of those. Give me. We should see some of those just for research. It's unbelievable. It's just for research. But here's the thing. This is why this hit home for me. Because people think I do.

I get a lot of female nudes, but I get a ton of male nudes. A ton of dickpicks from dudes a ton. I just get dudes that say shit. I don't get nudes anymore. I usually get news on Snapchat from guys. But now it's just guys that say weird shit like, I want to strap you down or, you know,

and this is in the DMs. But it's so vulgar. It's like, dude. It's kind of hot, though. It's really, I mean, it's a lot of good. It makes you feel good again. It's awesome that you have so readily. Why screenshot and then we have a group chat

amongst all my friends like check out this dude. Girls are smarter than that though. Girls know if they're going to send you something that they're really clever about the way they do it. But guys, it depends. Yeah, I think it depends. The nudes, man. The girls send in nudes for us to give them

feedback and approve it for them to send it off to like whatever guy. And do you guys help them out? You're like, girl. We're like poke your ass out, lift up your arm a little bit and send it away. Yeah, change the angle a bit so your ass is bigger. And you too became experts from doing it yourself. I'm sorry.

That's how you two became experts by doing it yourself. We always laugh. We're like, we are not experts. We're just more so exploiting ourselves. And then in turn, people are appreciating. But we definitely have an idea. We have an idea. Are you both single?

Yes. Okay, so then you're in the game right now. So you're playing the game. What happens when one of you gets in a relationship? Then you have to like change the angles, right? We actually signed something where we can't get into a relationship. No, that's kind of. It's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke. You're back to get a bar stule soon. No, we started this being like, dude. No, no, no. No, we started this. I thought you guys made that pack. No, no, that's what I meant.

They made a pack. Yeah. Saying that they're not going to get a fucking war. Like, promise for it. I'm like, listen to me hard. We can't get boyfriends. But you can because we can still be doing it and then you can just talk. It was just, it's going to grow with you.

Like, find the kid. We both started. I was a fighter for a long time. So the crowd came with me through that to retirement to comedy. Like, they're going to go on the journey with you. I think it will be. Yeah. That's fun because if one of us does get one, it will be a new experience.

Exactly. But right now we're so enjoying single life in New York and starting this show. It's so new. And then we, are you getting Ambered over there? Would you turn on a fucking sink? Holy shit. Right in the middle of her. Right right in everything like, they're trying to be profound.

He's like, I'm really interested. I promise them. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. What will happen is one of you will get a boyfriend and they'll hide it from the other one. You know you will. Yes, you will.

No, we live together and we work together. Oh, you live together. Oh, yeah. You guys are best friends. Yep. We're with each other every second. Wait a minute. How long?

And how long have you been doing the show? Now how many weeks? Like six months. Okay. I cannot wait to this living together thing, this growth. Do they hate each other? Oh, yeah. You both are going to fucking live.

But you got to still get together. You'll be like me and Brian. We hate each other. You do. Why he's not. No, we don't. I love them. No, we've actually talked about that.

We're like, we're going to live together for, one more year and then we're probably going to get like studios in the same building because we work at home. It'll be better content free. Right. Yeah. Grow the time apart. But right now the content's amazing living together though. Like we have like guys over and then like I hear her in her room and we like make jokes about

masturbating while she's fucking. She hears me in my room. So it's like kind of great conti's like No I'm not not at all. So no not at all. So will you get out like so let's say you hear her in a room with some dude? I'm like oh I know exactly. The next morning where you'd be like damn girl you're really going at it last. She's like here's the microphone. Let's hurry and talk about it.

Let's go. No, yeah, it's good content to live together right now. It is. It's really cool. And I mean, we'll wake up at 3 a.m. And be like, all right, let's start working. Were you doing the podcast prior to Barstool? No.

Oh, yes. Yes, we did. For four episodes. We had like four. Yeah. And then Barstle did us at least. Yeah, they contacted us. So hold on.

So you only did four episodes on your own. What was it called? Call her daddy. Call her daddy. And then Barstool was like, yo, we're going to put you on our platform. Tell me about call. Why the name? it was actually such a random thing.

We sat in a coffee shop for hours. Like, we need to have a bomb name. Like, we've got to make sure it's amazing. And we actually refer to a vagina as a voodoo clam. So we were going to call it the voodoo clam. But then we're like, no, because that's like, guys won't be interested as much. So we go home and I put on. True, true, true.

Yeah, no, I'm in. That's the only true. Matter of fact, we're starting to show. Okay, fuck you. The voodoo did. So then I go home and we were like stumped and we gave up. And then I actually put on a home. hoodie that said daddy on it

that I had. And then I was like, oh, are you daddy? And she was like, yeah, I am. Yeah, and I was like, call me daddy. And then she was like, call her daddy. And then we were like, boom, let's just do it. Because I mean, girls are calling men daddy in the bedroom.

Correct. And it has nothing to do. Yeah. I don't like that shit. Really? You don't like that. A lot of guys like that. Yeah.

A lot of men. I'm not mad at it. I'm so against it. He's into it. You're against it? You're not her father. I know. I think it's more of like the other.

You want to fuck your kid? Fuck yeah. Chill. No. Well, that's what that is. It's a role-playing thing. Oh, it's a role-play thing? Or are we role-play that I'm your father?

No. That's gross. Your daddy, you're a guy. Power. You have power. I understand. I understand fucking your uncle. Yeah.

Or something. This sounds like a personal thing. Call me your uncle. Call me uncle when you're riding. There's something more to dive in this. I love you, Uncle. Andrew. I like that.

That's better. But I think our whole thing was like, we still want to call guys daddy in the bedroom, but girls can also be savage as fuck in the bedroom and can like give the gluck-gluck and like go on that guy's dick and ride it like an equestrian. That's right. Sorry.

Yes. You can't be mommies, though. No. No. No. Well, if the guy's calling you mommy, he's a real bitch. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't want that though.

He's a little bitch boy. I say that. I say when I come, right when I come. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.

Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. right when I shoot a lot. There's nothing less sexy. Mama. I love that. And then when I come

on a girl, I go, stepmom, step mom. Dude, you know. Everybody plays the game different. Everyone has their own thing. I would love to respect it. It's like guys that dress up as babies. And like they're into that. Like, everyone has their own sex. Are you guys into that kind of shit? No, I don't think. Do you talk about that on the show though?

Yeah, we talk about. We talk about all of it. I know, but what's your, what's your favorite fantasy world to talk about? I mean, there's so many. We just recently just recently discussed. discovered P&P porn. Have you heard of that? Yes. What is it? I have not.

It's like you got to keep Bob dude. Yeah. Yeah. Party and play. It's like they're like, they're like hitting the meth pipe and then they fuck like rabbits because meth makes you super horny. I know from a fucker die situation.

You're like I need you to fuck me harder. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like a fucker die situation. And ironically, people do die from it because it's really. That's how businesses get spread and people die. Hold on.

This is a type of porn? You should look at the day. They all do meth and then fuck? Yeah. And the craziest thing is like, what's it called? P&P. But you watch them. Like girls will be laying there like smoking meth and then they start fucking.

Are they hot? It can feel like it's like. Are the meth girls? Yeah. Come on, dude. It's skinny. Are the meth girls hot?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess you could see their fucking, you could see their ribs. Yeah. They're hot. You're into that. They're hot.

They're hot. You can see her backbone. It's so hot. So have you watched it before? I've seen it. I've seen it. I've watched everything under the sun. Are you?

I try everything once. This is your favorite to watch? No, no. We were just talking about it recently. I don't like it. It's gross. Okay. Yeah, it's a hard pass for me.

I don't even know. That's one of those things. There used to be a website called EFucked. Does anybody remember that website? No. Do you remember that shit? No. E fucked was like a, it was like a, it was like a, it was like a, it was a super

subversive like sex website where it was like the weirdest shit you could ever find. Like what? Shit like that. It would be stuff like, um, I'm not in that. Like punch and fuck. It'd be stuff like that. Shut up. Is it a big deal?

around anymore it's gone no it definitely got banned i think it got i think it got taken down to i would want to look in there you never heard a punch and fuck no you don't know anything no i like your traditional porn that's good that's what this is what's traditional porn i mean like men woman missionary or no no i like a little fun yeah okay yeah wait well what you like a little what fun i like a little i like when they make dinner uh like the storyline opens up on we got that bus then watch the rest of the porn I like, no, the punch and stuff like that. It was filled with that stuff. So it was voyeuristic.

You want to watch it. I don't want to jerk off to, right? That's what I always tell you. We say a lot of times we bring up these fetishes because we don't judge anyone. Everyone has their own fetishes. Yeah, but at the same time, like if you're doing it, people enjoy it. And we're not saying, though, that everyone has a fantasy. That doesn't mean they actually want to play it out in real life.

I mean, the daddy daughter shit. Yeah. I'm into it, but I'm not going to go fuck my dad. But wait. No, but you also want you're going to call him daddy outside the bedroom, like to Mar Kelly shit. The stepdaddy shit, the step, step, step, step, porn or whatever, stepbrother, stepdad. Yeah. You like that stuff?

No. Oh, you don't like it. I thought you said you did like it. The daddy daughter, I kind of am into. But why the stepdad? Yeah, you keep on stepmom. What are you talking about? You do keep Harper on stepmom.

Yeah. That's a huge category. Would you like call me stepdad? I fucking guess. We're like stepdad. That's a huge category on porn hub. Okay, maybe. Step sibling porn is massive right.

Yeah, step sibling porn. Yeah, I've seen that. I'm not into that. But it's all fake. So like, I don't give the fuck what the pad is. It's not fake. It's all real. All of it's real.

Do you have a step brother or stepdad or step mom? I have five step kids. There you go. How do you guys decide what subjects to talk about? Do you... Oh, my God. We are... Like, I'll wake up in the morning and I'll look at her and be like, I'm in the mood to talk about blowjobs.

I mean, like, loving that. A lot of it is personal experience. for sure. Yeah. But we just kind of like it really is. We pull from everywhere. Well, one day, if something happened to us that weekend, if we wanted a date and someone said something, like we just recently were talking about we went on a date.

And everyone always asks us, oh my God, dating with this podcast. Right. Is it freaking you out that like these guys have listened to all of this? And a lot of guys we tell them not to listen. And people are like, there's no way they're not listening. And we said they, we absolutely know if they're listening or not. It always comes down. You can't have that much insight into someone's life and you don't accidentally like say some shit.

Yeah. You know. So we've had guys. That's going to be troubling for you down the road. In what way? In the sense that like the more that you expose people that you're going on a date with, the more guys are going to be more tepid or act differently around you because they know that they might end up on the fucking radio. Yeah.

It's the same way that like, you know, like Howard Stern talked about that all the time for years that it was like, it was hard because women with him knew that it was going to come out on the radio. And that was a troubling thing. Yeah. Until they accept the fact that it's like, just get over it, it is what it is. Totally. I think we always joke too. We're like, well, if you get a good dick review, then you should be happy to be on the podcast. But if you fuck up, then that's your fault.

You know? But you won't do be slanderous shit. You're not going to say this guy had a small game. No, no, no. And we never name. We're not naming names of these guys. That's fucked up. We don't give names.

You don't give names. We give a small thing. We have a podcast. Would you say? Small Dicks for the win in 2019. Carry on Wait a minute You're giving props to guys with small dicks

Totally totally Dude You're fine Don't worry No it's true There's something about a small dick That you're talking about step dads with small dicks Because he did

Yeah We're for a small dick No we don't say names on the podcast We have giving guys like a bad dick review Yeah we could BDRs versus BDR Yeah Bad dick reviews

But where do you find So you're not going on dates with dudes who slide in your DMs. Um, maybe. Well, then they're honestly fans. No, no, not necessarily. Oh, come on. No, and we're dating apps for sure.

Yeah. What are you saying? People do that shit all the time. Yeah. Fan or not? They're a successful podcast. So? That doesn't happen.

You don't think people are successful podcasts gets their DM slid in? I'm saying they do. So when they go on dates with these guys. So what's the difference? He's saying that they're fans. They know the show. Yeah, but that's, that's, that's, that's, Like when someone says, oh, they only fuck you or hang out with you because you're famous.

It's like, you only fuck or hang out with someone because of a thing. That's the thing. They like them. And then they meet them and they go, oh, I either like them. Step daddy. I hear you. Step daddy. What I'm saying is they're saying they don't want to date fans or guys that know the show.

But if they're dating guys that's like. No, no, no. Sorry. We'll confirm. We were just saying there are guys we go on dates with that we usually, if they haven't heard it, we say, you know, maybe you shouldn't listen. Right. But if you do, just prepare yourself and like we can talk about it.

We're totally down to, like, have dates from the... Sexual intercourse with... Yeah. Sorry, I went to say sex. We're okay with sexual intercourse. But we just say that most of the time if they haven't,

we're like, we would prefer you don't listen, but if you listen, just prepare yourself that. Right. You're not giving out names. No, there's, no way they're not fucking listening. I think there are... Whoa, what was that word? There are men that won't listen.

Yeah, but a lot of people don't believe that. Okay, you guys are actually the first people that I've been like, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? In fact, okay, if I went, if I went on a date with someone who had a popular podcast like that, if it was in the same scenario, I wouldn't want to fucking hear it. I wouldn't want to fucking hear it. Okay.

But I guess this is hard because we're in this world. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. But on the outside, but I just imagine that you wouldn't want to hear because you don't, I wouldn't want to know all the other stuff. Not selfishly if it's about me, but more like, I don't want to fucking hear your job stuff. Like, it's more your work. environment. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do it.

Because even though it is a social podcast, like I'm telling you guys my deepest dark secrets of like how I give the best blow job. And then it's like the guys listening and he already has a precursor to what I'm going to do in the bedroom. That's kind of weird. So I agree. I think it's nice. And guys are like, I'll just see how it unfolds naturally. Do your parents

they've heard the show, yeah? My mom, yeah. My mom listens. My dad doesn't really listen. Your dad doesn't really listen. That's really interesting. Your father doesn't listen. No. He's actually like in the entertainment industry. So like he gets it and he's like, I don't What does he do? He's a television producer, but for sports.

Oh, that's cool. So he's like, I don't really, my mom's a psychologist. So she's like, I know you're not crazy. It's all right. What are your parents do? My mom, she's a real estate agent. And my dad just, like, owns a business. He doesn't listen.

Both from New York? No. She's from Salt Lake City. I'm from Utah. And I'm from Pennsylvania. Mormon and Amish. Shit. Wow.

That's the first question I always get. Are you Mormon? Well, have you, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, every time I go there. I was fucking Mormon. Right. My grandparents are Mormon. That downtown Salt Lake City is the creepiest place on earth. It is.

It's insane. Have you ever been? The temple and shit? It's disgusting. It's disgusting. You walk around and it's so ominous and clean and white and weird. It is. I like it.

I like it. I mean compared to New York. I don't mean white people. But it is all white. No, it's all white people. All white. Seriously. When you land in Salt Lake City and you get off the plane and there's a guy that's

standing there and if you're not white, they take you aside and they have a chat with you. And they put you on a train. I don't know what they do, dude. I've never had the experience it. I'm pretty sure. But I do see them. They thought I was Mexican. Oh, they did.

Yeah. And they put me on a train. They're like, you're like, you're really, got to you out of here. I'm like, what? No.

They're like, you're the biggest Mexican we've ever seen. Yeah. Oh my God. It's a creepy city. It is not talking shit, but it's weird. No, no, no. We have family in Park City and I love it.

Yeah. But when we go to Salt Lake, I'm like, look at how fucking weird this place is. It is bizarre. It's a weird. And like everyone's wearing garments and shit. Pennsylvania is really weird. I've toured the whole fucking...

It's just so boring. Why is Pennsylvania weird? It's just weird because there's like Amish land. A lot of small colleges and Amish people and like... It's not weird as salt weight. And it's just, it's a lot. You guys don't have an accent though. No.

Because Pennsylvania has some of the most dynamic accents. And then there's also the Philly accent. You're like, haos and home. Oh, over to your warder. Yeah, those guys are fucking. Not sexy. Do a girl doing that accent fucking a guy. Oh, my, like, oh, yeah, fuck me.

Like, no. Like, shut up, bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on my tits. Come on my fucking tits, dude, dude, yeah, shut the fuck up. Fucking, I'm sorry. You want water?

That's the water? You want some fucking water? It feels awful. Some people say, Wooder. Wooder. Oh, yeah, water. I want some water.

I'm like, water? Mm-hmm. You good? Yeah. That is one of the process. It's rough. It's fucking rough. Yeah.

But Salt Lake doesn't have an eye. There is no accent out there. Oh, there is? Like, people wouldn't say mountain. they were like mountain. Mountain? Yeah. You've never heard that.

No. I'm trying to think of some other words. Every time I go to the only accent I hear on Salt Lake, they always go, white is right. That's what they say in the streets. Do they whisper it? White is right. Yeah, to each other when they shake hands. When you go to a restaurant, they go, white is right.

Oh my God. What is? This is so strange. No, Salt Lake City is crazy. No, it's cool. I'm talking a lot of shit. I like Salt Lake City. Are you guys from here?

I'm from Denver, so I talked to with Salt Lake City. Oh, okay. I got it. This morning, so he's like to Salt Lake City. and I, so we're like living in New York and we haven't, we've been to L.A. obviously before, but we're not like L.A. girls. Oh my God. So we go down to the breakfast

this morning. And we're like, no one has touched any of the bagels. We're like putting cream cheese on the bagels. We look around not one person had a fucking carb on their plate. We're like, holy shit. They get you staying where? Hollywood? Some shit? Yeah. Yeah. We're not like to New Jeremy like near the one hotel. Oh, that's nice. But no one needs carbs. We're like, oh shit. We're like New York is very different.

We were getting shamed like fucking holding our We're living off like the $1 $1.00 pizzas in New York loving that. Do you guys eat carbs, bitch? Oh my God. And it's like, yeah, what are those? Do you eat bagels?

You know, we do that. We put out carbs in L.A. to just abate east coasters. Okay. Tell who it is. Then we eat our non-carb and we're like, look at those fucking trash bags. The homeless don't eat carbs here.

They'll throw them right back at you. No, we eat carbs. But I do hate, I will say, I fucking love New York. I'm a Shemago kid. I love New York. It's a great city, but I don't like how much New York people brag about their fucking bagels. It is overt.

Oh, I love you back to about the pizza you can brag about it. No, no, but she knows. Bagels is such a culture. New Jersey, New York bagels. Everyone's, like, jack off them. I'm like, it's not got big of a video. It's just dense bread. It's like fucking bread.

It's dense bread. It's dense bread and everyone's pizza. I like your pizza. I like your pizza. I like the pizza. I like. LA competes though. L.A.

competes. Okay. With what? New York pizza. L.A. No, no, no, it's just that we have... It's just that we have a lot of New York shit now. Okay.

Because there's so many New York transplants here. Yeah. But also, by the way, that's the thing about New York. You know there's so many pizza shitty spots in New York that are like such dog shit that you're like, well, we don't even eat that shit. It's just around. Totally. And the tourists is like, I had my best slice.

And you're like, no, that's garbage. You know those pizzas overrated and easy now. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Chicago. I went to the three top places. I know. Yeah, sorry, man.

I kind of agree with him. I actually totally. I know, dude, you deserve that. Like the thick crust? It's not even that. I don't want a cassero. It's kind of like. Here comes the Red Rocket.

Dude. I'm going to call you Brian now for the rest of the next of it. Dude. That's it, Brian. Here's the problem. Well, easy. Easy red. No, people hate on.

The casserole. Not what I'm looking for in a pizza. What is that? What is the hell is that? First of all, dude, deep dish pizza is its own thing. Yeah, it's a cassero. It's a pie. It's a fucking pie.

Correct. Not what I want. It's a pie. It's not a meal. So anyways. It's not. Anyway, you got into this pizza discussion.

No. I actually was going to ask you guys quickly. This is just random. But you said your audience is 90-something percent men. Do you have like a age? By the kid's about 98 percent. 18 to 36 men. Oh, okay.

Cool. We have some females, but it's a, I mean, it's heavy. But I mean, 98 percent. It's not 98 percent. No, I'm kidding. Oh. What is it? Started off with a lie.

Good relationship. Well, honestly, we're about. 60, 40, maybe 70, 30. Okay, cool. That's cool. That's probably similar, you know, I think we're like... But the girls used to be guys. Okay, that makes sense.

If that means anything. I don't know. Girls are. Whatever they identify with, I'm cool. Hey, man, gender norms. Fuck them all. You know what I mean? No, this is a lot of...

This is a lot of dudes, but there's a lot of women that listen to this. Like I said, make 6040. And I think the women listen to it because you're engaging and handsome and sweet. And Brian, who's usually here, is kind of like an old, decrepit. An old sad man. You know when in old folks home, the man who's in a wheelchair with a blanket over his lap?

And he's kind of pushing to the side. That's who usually sits in this chair. Yeah. You kind of like black out while he's talking. He can focus when you're talking. Yeah, because Brendan's handsome and nice and sweet, and he's smart. And so women like that and guys like it. No, that's what I did when I watched your YouTube.

I like fell asleep when he was talking it out. I was like, oh, there you're talking. There we go. This is so good. We're Rosie. He's not even clear to defend himself. Send it to Call. Send it to Call.

He's giving me kids. Oh, that's great. Wait, so when did you guys move to New York? So I moved right after college. I went to Boston University. B. B. You?

Yeah, B. That's a great school. Yes. I moved there. I've been living there for like two years. So not long. About the same. Did you go to college too?

Yeah, I went to the University of Utah. Oh, okay, nice. The real you, they say. The real you. No. I think that's Miami. Right? No.

No. What? The you. Whoa. Whoa. Colorado. Utah is the U. That's what they do.

Yes. That's what they do. And if you say that out there, they get pissed. You do know that Miami is the you. No, no, no. Well, Utah's been better in sports. Right. So.

But you still know that Miami is the you. No. We're older. To us, it's the you. To them, it's Utah. Oh. And definitely no. I'm just going to say no way.

How long have you guys been living in L.A.? You guys both live here? Yes. Yeah. You've been out here for 35 years? 47 years. All right. I came over on the boat.

from Ireland. Okay. I've been here. I've been here for 15 years. 14 years. Oh. Eight years now. Don't say wow like it's sad.

Do you guys like living? Do you? Fuck, yeah. Love it. It's fine. What do you mean getting hard? Sorry, no, I said it's dating hard. But we can also talk to people.

I know. Getting hard. We can't talk about that if you want. His step daddy thing fucked me up. I was getting hard. What were you saying, though? Is dating hard in L.A. I'm married, so I don't know.

Yeah, and I'm engaged, so. Are you guys fucking with that? You guys keep like saying crazy shit. Yeah, where's your ring, though? Wait, wait, wait. So you're both gay. I put it on my cock sometimes. Or you're not both gay.

We're not gay. That was a joke. We're not gay. You don't know shit about this show. I got to go. I've got to go. You know we were gay? Yeah.

You think we look gay? No, no, but like, it's... Oh, you can see that I'm gay? You're wearing necklaces. I'm the gay guy. You're dressed like fucking Tom Hank from Philadelphia. Are you sitting here? First of all,

first of all, okay. What seven-year-old drew your shirt this morning? Okay, so you have necklaces on. You're the gay guy. And no socks with vans. Look at this.

Look at how gay these shoes are. Those are vans. Whatever they are. Look at how gay these are. Look at how gay these are. Okay, so you're not gay. Are you guys? Are you actually engaged or married?

I'm married. Yes, yes, yes. This is me. You're not wearing a ring. No. Are you engaged? Yes. No one's gay here.

I have a three-year-old son. No one. We couldn't be further from being gay. You have a son? Yes. Okay. Okay. And you're engaged.

But you guys were, yes. You guys were. Do you have a ring on? No. Okay. Okay. Well, he doesn't wear a ring when he's engaged. You don't?

He wouldn't wear a ring when he's engaged. Why would a man wear a ring when he's engaged? I don't know. Why aren't you wearing one is the real question? You're trying to deflect. No, no, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly that.

But I'm saying a man doesn't wear a ring with him. I don't know that. I didn't know. I literally just don't like it. I got one when we got married. Ward for like, I don't know, three months and then I said, I'm not going to wear this anymore. I'd rather get a chat to my face

like, like Takashi 690 and wear a ring. And then I said, and then every time I do a live show, someone will make a joke. Not all the time, but like, or after a drunk girl is like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, yeah, you know, whatever. And then they'll go, are you really married? And I'll go, yeah, and they'll go, why don't you wear a ring?

It's like, well, do you want to call my wife? Right. Why do you? I was like, why do you care? Also, if you think that a ring is going to stop a guy from fucking? Oh, fuck. If a guy wants to fuck, he's not going to have someone's head on his car and they go, ah, ah, you can't. Oh, no.

So I never liked it. I wore for a little while and I was like, I fucking, I hate this fucking thing. In fact, in fact, in fact, more girls tried to fucking get on the old Red Rocket when I had a ring by a landslide. Totally great. Way more girls want to fuck when you have a ring. But age range, age-range though, it's got to be like, girls in their 30s, see. a guy with a ring and they go, he must be secure and safe and gotta, da, da, da,

da, da, da, da, da. 20s is a different thing. But 30s, they go, ooh, I bet you he's got his shit together. No drama. So they want to fuck. I swear to God, it's a, you'll tell a girl, I am married or I have a girlfriend. And they'll go, so what? You're like, what? No, I agree.

Girls are just as sleazy as dudes. It's just, oh, yeah. It's just dudes are stupid and different about their sleazeas. Girl sleaze is creepy. Oh my God. Girls are so calculated. thought out strategy. And like brilliant and like know how to be caught. They are.

But they're just a shady. They are. But they're just a shady. If it's animals in New York, girls are little rats. Girls are little rats. Okay. They sneak across the tracks.

They sneak across the tracts. And men are pigeons? And they go around. Pigeons are the rats in the sky. That's right. Dude, that's the analogy. Rats with wings. That's right.

And they go and pigeons just go around pecking it stuff. And they're fucking dumbly doing it. But the rats are just on the ground. are sneaking in that. Yeah, girls are just a shady. No, girls are so shady. We actually talked about, I know this may not be as much as what you guys are doing, but like we talk about how to catch a cheater in 2019 or how to or how to cheat.

Or how to cheat. So like one of the first things I think is the funniest, not funny, sorry, but it is kind of funny how people are cheating. It is funny. It is funny. It is kind of funny. It can be. On your phone, you have like the Notes app if you have an iPhone.

People are cheating through the notes app. You can actually talk to people from your notes. Yeah, you can share notes. So like if you go into your notes. girl's phone and she it's like the grocery list and it says like tuna tuna is code for pussy and she wants more tuna and the guy is like okay I'll meet you

and I'll whatever yeah and it looks like her grocery list but she's sharing it to a guy you share your note is the CIA? We are the CIA you share your note Twinsies, no jeans wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute but you have to have their number to text them to notes right

no no you can just share notes and it will show up in your notes application and we both have the same yeah it shows up as a note and you can edit your notes and it will reflect on their notes. So like I can be texting in Sophia's notes and so her notes stay the same but I'm affecting them. So if Sophia's boyfriend

looked at it, it looks like she's just typing her grocery list on her notes but I was editing you guys know that. We have so much shit. We have so much intel. It's scary. This is this generation of sneaky peeky stuff. Yeah. Like our dad's generation

was like, go to a conference in Utah, try to fuck a girl at the Hilton and if it doesn't work that's it. This is my thing. Notes, your dad's, stepdad's fucking the Hilton. Marriott. Whatever it is. If you're, let's say you and I are in a relationship and you're cheating on me, eventually

you would cheat on him by the way. Guarantee it. No, no fucking way. No. I disagree. No. I disagree. You can, there are so many people that have cheated and you take that shit to the grave. Yeah, you take it to the grave. You take it to the grave. You take it to the grave and people won't mind that ask us. Okay, I actually have a question for you guys. ask us this. So say you're in like a into like your second year of a relationship

sure. And you find out that they cheated like the first month. And then they never did it again. You're not, you're okay with it. Okay. Okay. I agree. Especially we're like too old because too old. We're also we have way more experience when it comes to that. Yeah. So it's like

too old to care. I know but also I know like a week that those first that like that doesn't mean. Well is cheating a reason for a breakup? Depends. Okay. Depends on. There's so many. time thing. It was a one time. If a girl fucks her on and if your wife was like, hey, I'm going with

Jenny and her stepdad to fucking put her part. And she fucks the stepdad. No, she fucked like some guy randomly and you found out. She's like I was drunk. You look like Aquaman. What's my relationship with Jenny? It's just your girl's best friend. Do I know Jenny

well? Not really. Is she cute? Oh, you're going to fuck Jenny. You're going to fuck Jenny. I like You're going to get Jenny. She has carbs at the buffet. I might end up fucking Jenny. Would you break up with your girl over it? No, there's such a diatribe of conversation that has to happen after the fact of like,

give me the details. I want to know how this happened and why this happened. And like, is it... Bottom line, though. Yeah, but there's more to relationships than that than like, did you fucking because you were fucking horny and partying and out of control? Or did you fucking because you're not wanting to fuck me anymore? And like, this isn't happening anymore.

Yeah. True. There's so many. There's so much depth to why people fucking do. You cheated on out. It's kind of like, right, why did you? We've been in this game for six years.

I would be more bummed if she sucked his dick. That is so weird guys say that. That's so weird. That's a whole thing. It's a thing. It's so dirty. He's not doing anything. You gave him satisfaction.

You got and you got hypothetically nothing. Even though some women are like, oh, I get off on sucking dick. It's like, no, you don't. Yeah. No, you don't. He does. He gets to come and you have to go back inside and eat more cars. What if it was anal?

Because we have a joke. Wait, what did you say? Anal's not cheating. Or if you use a condom. That's how I know you're from Utah. It's the poophole loophole. Anal is not cheating. I like where you have to that.

So you think that's, you really believe in that? You liar. And if you're using a condom, it's a barrier. If you use a condom, it's a barrier and it's not cheating. You can't use it. I need you guys. I need you guys. I know.

When we do ano, we never use a condom. I don't use condom ever. No, no, when you and I do anal. Oh, you're saying in general. Yeah. Nah. Nah, why I would be. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. You're saying, so the poophole loophole means if you get fucked in the ass. It's not cheating. No cheating. Do a lot of girls ask you about an anal of them? If you use a condom, it's like a barrier and it wasn't raw dog, which means it wasn't cheating. But doesn't everyone in New York have to fucking wear a condom? That whole city.

Oh, yeah, it's definitely. I mean, nobody is using condoms anymore. Yeah, it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. She can't even buy them out here. No. It's like not a thing. When you buy them in L.A., you have to throw them away right as you leave.

Yeah. Yeah, she got a refund if you do. That's crazy, though. I mean, I feel, yeah, it sucks. The poo-pull loophole. Are you guys into anal? Is that why this came up? No, that's actually just like one way that you can get around cheating.

Yeah. But do you both do anal? Well, we talk about it on the podcast. Tell me right now. No, you have to go with it. We have, we'll say we have some very interesting. I'm here right now. You know what?

I'm not going to say that because. we haven't even done our anal episode. You don't want to break anal news on this? It's like, people have been like asking us

like we have our stories we have all the shit we want to break. But we do talk about on an episode condom poker and there are certain fucking girls

that you have to wrap it up. No way. Oh for sure. They poke the condoms? No, no, I'm poker. Like you're like putting your chips in

like you're risking it all for raw sex and then there are some girls you know like I cannot fuck around the girl without a thing. You can kind of tell like if I're like

I got to wrap it up with this one. Yeah, he gets it. Yeah. You're like two condoms with this one. So we all, we tell a lot of guys, like, you got to look for the signs. Not nobody. Trust no one. But if they're hot enough, no, no, if they're hot enough, they definitely got something.

Yeah. I don't know. What were we saying them? No, we were just, I was just saying, like, we give guys a lot of insight into, like, shit that girls, we're trying to give guys insight that, like, they don't talk about with their boys. Correct. And this is why I think your shows. Yeah. Yeah.

Because sometimes are too embarrassed. Ask their friend. Because I listen to it. Like what's an example? Something embarrassing. Like, okay, it's not even embarrassing, but like, I'm not going to be an asshole, but there are so many guys that go into fingering a girl. Like the fucking jackhammer. They're still doing this shit.

It's insane. And they're not going to be like, hey, guy. Like, can you like tell me how to finger? Well, that's also an issue. No. I choose my tongue. You don't do four play. Yeah, with my face.

I think you should try to do fingers and then. Fingers. No. First, first, first of all. Your fingers on the clip is different than your tongue. This is a big difference between 20s and 30s. Okay. You don't finger in your 30s.

Educate. You know how to, you know, yes, I'm going to wake you guys up to some real that shit. You know how to do with your tongue? You fucking eat that pussy and that asshole. And let me tell you want to get the, you want to get it started? You want to start the bike? You got to tickle the fucking clit. Okay.

No guy in the clit. You want to start it up? Yeah. You want to get the pussy wet? You rub the clit really soft when you make out. You look like that guy goes ass first. Wait, so you're using your finger. I go right for the ass.

Yeah. I thought you love this. You're using your finger. You're using your fingers. You're using your fingers. He said no guy in their search. I thought you were saying in no way you're like going like this and you're eating around. That's hot though.

That's hot though. And blowjob? Yeah, that's hot. But I'm saying like you at some point are still using your fingers and something fast. Yeah, but it's light touching. You got to be caressing. You got to correct. I agree.

Shubbing fingers in there? The jackhammer. It's not even fun. You guys don't even like it. My vagina hurts. Like, please stop. You know what though? There's some like just how guys don't know that.

Some girls while giving a blow job will take the fingers and jackhammer your asshole. Like, do you like that? Why? Why? Do you like, what about when they lick your asshole? Why, you look at me. Because you said it in a way that I think that that's not true. You're like, and they shove it up.

You kind of like. Do you like a little tickle in the bag? No. Not fingers. What about their mouth? What do you don't look at your finger in the ass can be great for a guy, but you can't fucking rail your head up there. You got to dabble?

Or just on the outside. Do you like a little pressure on the outside? Like a little bit of lickage on the ass. Hey. No. Are you lying? By no, do you mean yes? You can't come anywhere near my asshole.

End of discussion. Why? Because it's a no-fly zone. You can't go over there. You love it. He loves it. There is a fence that you can't cross. You guys like that?

So I actually, I find that there are some guys that like love it and like you can do the finger and the eating and then there's some guys that are like, I'm not. Or some guys like it and they're trying to repress it because they're like, oh, that makes me gay. That's all chin likes. There are so many guys that think it's a asshole. So many guys that think it's like, oh, anal sex equates to being gay. No, if it feels good, there's no sexuality attached to it.

If you want to, if you feels good in your ass, we talk about it. There's straight guys that like to get pegged. Yeah. Yes, they're not. Yes, they're not. There are straight men are. What do you mean? No, they're not.

You guys have a prostate. You can't. You know what a prostate does? It's not for getting fucked. You're a girl puts the strap on. Men don't get fucked. Well, you'd be surprised. Yes.

Define peg. A girl puts a strap on on and puts it in your ass. You know it's a hard note. No. No, no, no, no, no. You can dabble with like a finger and some like ass eating. Yeah, I'm down for that. Okay, and you can't.

And that's fine. To each his own. Look, look, look. I'll say this. Okay. You have a, you have a, women have pretty mouths. Okay. It doesn't need to go.

Okay. Well, your dick is. Because girls don't poop. Okay. I know your poop just disappears. It's gone. Never happened. And our buttholes are exponentially dirtier than yours, regardless because we have hair.

Even if we just got out of the shower, my butt holes dirty. It grosses you out that she'd be doing that. Why do you? Yeah, I want to kiss her mouth. Do you think it's disrespectful to have wife to do that? But I think it's kind of nice when a girl's a little nasty with it. A little frequent? But nasty is like, nasty is like, let's do dirty shit.

Like what's dirty do you go? I'm very interested to hear. What about a finger and not the lickage? Just like a finger near there. I mean, no. You don't want any press. pressure down there? What's dirty to you? That's what I'm saying. The stepmom and a stepdad.

I really want to know. What you stand? What you're saying? It's the roleplay of thinking he's fucking his stepmom. That's what he likes. We're on the same page. No, no, I don't have a stepmom. Okay. What's dirty to you? I'm just saying like dirty raw, uninhibited sex. Usually it's me doing dirty stuff. Okay. Usually it's me eating the booty. And like you like her to get like nasty sucking your dick.

But sucking dick it doesn't really, it can't get that dirty. How dirty can it be? Oh. Is she like have the spick coming out? Yeah, but I don't consider that dirty. That's just like a part of the game. That's just a part of a suck in the day. Oh, wow. Dirty.

Okay. Or like, like, like, like, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. So just no butt stuff. Just no butt stuff for me because I've tried it. I've played with my own asshole when I jerk off. Okay.

I talk about it on stage. I have in the past. But I got over it. I tried it a few times. Did it make you come harder or no? No. No. No.

No. This makes me come harder. Okay. When I'm thinking about something that really makes it hard. Or if I edge, if I edge, I come so fucking hard. You're edging while you're... What is edge? Edging means like you get right close to coming and you either stop for a second.

Okay. Or you chill it out. So you get right to the point of ejaculation and then you just chill. Yeah. And then you either do something else with the partner. Do something else. You go cook like some bacon and then I come back to it. Like what?

I go clean up the house. Okay. Okay. Then I come back. With my cock throbbing. You're like, let's get to it. You go right to the edging is awesome. You don't know about edging.

Edging is incredible. You come so much harder after you edge. Because you get right to the point of the calculation. Yeah, I've done that. And then you stop and you switch positions or switch so your mind turns off for a second. And then it's rearing it back up. Bro, then when you do come, I mean, it's gone. I break a bag.

I'll break your fucking back. I'll break your back. I'll come so hard. I'll come out of your eyeballs. Wow. Like tears have come. Yeah. Wow.

I love it. Yeah, I guess to each is done with the butt stuff. That makes sense. But there are men that like it. But can you agree also what I was saying with like guys can get maybe you because you're older and you're saying you're like more experience but there are guys especially in college

that are extremely uncomfortable asking their guy friend like hey how do I finger girl? And when you watch porn you don't really know what they're doing. It's so yeah. So we're like high. Like this is what I like done to my clit and my vagina and also porn is made for guys for the most part. So girls don't love.

Right. So we teach guys like what the coochobbler combo is. And that's like a way to eat. eat out a girl's vagina and you should go listen to that. Have you ever, like, hummed when you were going down on your wife? Yeah. I mean, the vibration would do now. Yeah.

I tried it all. I tried everything. The humming. Toys. It's like, really good on a clip. Toys. Food. Food. And do you get people saying like, thank you.

It helped? Yeah. We actually had like a lot of guys that said they tried, um, that technique. And they were like, holy shit. Like my girl was like obsessed and now she wants to go down on her all the time. Because a lot of guys go down and they're like, oh, I don't know what to do. I'm sorry. There are men in their 30s who do.

who do not know how to eat for sure. Oh my God. Or finger. But there's girls in their 30s that don't know what the fuck they're up to. Oh, for sure. For sure. That's why we're like, you guys don't get enough credit for trying to bury their face in a vagina because it's,

it's a skill. No, it's a lot. Just like a blowjob is a skill. And I would argue most girls are bad at blow jobs. Just like most guys are bad at going down. We agree. That's why we talk about all the time. We're like, there are sometimes if you're good at blow jobs, you see guys reactions to

like what I would consider almost like. like a lower grade blowjob I would give and guys freak the fuck out because girls are giving trash head. Girls don't know. Girls don't know. A lot of girls. Trash head. Like, they're so trash head. Trash head. Every girl can give a blowjob. It's the accessories she brings

that can make a blow job. The accessories. The accessories. I like this. We're in urban hands. I like that. I love this. I know. Please stop doing that. This is my favorite. I feel super uncomfortable. No, but the, we talk about it. It's the sloppiness.

Yes. The sloppiness. Also, I think guys, guys, please quit. The sloppiness, the noise. Also, I think what you're doing with your hands there is brilliant, because we always say, guys, you're like, wow, what if my dick is small and she can't do the double hand? Yeah, you just do the pointer finger.

And then the bigger it is, the more, so you can always make his shit feel big with two hands. Yes, yeah. Yeah, but this is more fun. Of course, but if your dick is really small, you're just trying to tell us you have a big day. You're like, I'm like, I'm like, let her, man. I'm glad we're talking about all this stuff. Because today's episode is brought to you by children's hospital. I don't think this show's ever going to get any youthful sponsors now.

No, I don't think. I think I've lost all sponsors. If we can get sponsors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get sponsors, but. One of our episode titles is double penetration in the happy new year. Like, that's one of our titles. That was in January of sponsors.

Have you guys been DP'd before? We talked about it on the podcast. We talk about cuck holding. Do you guys are you into that? Oh, yeah. I would love to know. Is that where... It's where you watch your girl get fucked by somebody else.

Yeah. No way. Or you can fuck a girl on your girl watches. That's so common. No way. Cuck holding is so common. It's super common. It's beta men.

Have you never... Beta men. No, I talk about it. One of the impractical joker is into it. Who? Oh yeah. I can't say it on air. We haven't, we're waiting to get to...

We know Sal, don't you? I know Sal, I've had my... So when I do stand up, when I do the mean greets. Cuckin. People will come up to me and they, ask me all the time if I'll fuck their girl. Oh. While they watch?

Wait, and so would you do it? Would you be into it? That would be kind of fun. Are you into it? No. Yeah, you're like, fuck yeah. Why not? No, I've never done it. I mean, if I was a guy, I'd be like, okay. I do, I do it, but the guy has to chant the whole time. He should be like, go, go, go, go.

Yeah, like out for advice. Yeah, I want him to clap. Oh, no. I'd rather them do it creepy, like be in the closet where I can't see him. Oh, just his eyes. Like, you don't want him jacking off on the corner. I just don't trust a guy that wants to offer up. That's weird for me. Have you guys ever DP'd a girl?

Together. Together. We deped a guy. Okay. I don't think that's DP. I think DP, it needs to go in vagina and ass. And then if you airtight situation, it's in the mouth. So there's three guys.

Yeah, I've never done that. Okay, that's good. You know, it's a bummer, you know. You're not living, brother. You've been, have you deped? So Chin, you Can you feel their dick? And that's my big, I've always thought about that.

Can you feel their dick? I don't know. Chin needs help. So Chin's 41. Okay. Single, hold on, ladies. Hot. Single as fuck.

Okay. Makes money. Good job. Hot guy. Nice guy. Yeah. He's hot, dude. Well, nice guy.

Big. He's a babe. He's big? He's fucking. His dick? All right. Let's pull it out. I'm just kidding.

But he needs help. getting a girl. Okay. Dude, I wish you could come to New York because I, L.A. scene, I feel like, is so super fishery. No. Book of flight. They're going to have to go.

Are you on? Are you on? Come out with us to New York. Yeah, you sure. I'm there in May. We would get you a girlfriend within three days. Literally. Or at least a good fuck.

He's super picky. Yo, for the sake of the show, fly him the fuck out to New York for this and I'm there. I'm there. I'm there. May 13 through 16. Tim. Tim.

Tim. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom's going to shoot the whole thing. Yeah. while they fuck?

Yeah. Or while we just get him like a girl. Let's not get too crazy. Maybe like MTV like the first thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down.

We did have a segment called Chinder where we signed him up for Tinder and then we'd swipe, you know, left or right on the girls. Oh, that's fun. And did anything come from it? Well, fucking Picky McGee over here. He'd be like, oh, her elbows are two pointing. Oh, no. I did like nine swipes and I thought.

That's okay, though. That's all right. Everyone has a type. Right. Yeah. Actually, some guys don't. But yeah. Well, when it comes to fucking,

do you guys have a type? Not really. It's actually interesting because some guy, hot's my type. Girls. Some guys have like types for fucking and then like.

Type for wifey. Yeah. Yeah. Like looks wise. Hot's hot to me. I don't think I've ever dated a girl that ever looked like the last girl. Ever.

I think my whole life, any girl has ever looked like. I mean, I, I slanted almost my whole life towards brunettes. Okay. Dark hair?

Because as a red-headed person, I can't have, but it just doesn't work. He can't risk it. One of the guys I dated. I only dated blondes and I like saw all the sexism. I'm like, is that me? Oh my God.

It was like kind of scary. Yeah. I'm like, what style do you guys go for? Yeah. If you're single, both of you. I kind of am into like the dark hair.

Yeah, for sure. But I don't really have a, I don't really have a type. But then we kind of look like siblings. And it was like a little scary. If you're both blonde, you look like,

you know a lot of guys are blonde anyway. Oh, well, mine was definitely blonde. And he had like a man bun and I was like, we kind of look like siblings. You felt like the guy with the man bun? Yeah. Shame.

Man buns are hot. They are. They can be hot. I like a man bun myself. They can be hot. They can be hot. They think they're cool. Yeah, dude.

A boy, a boy who has a ponytail? A man. A boy who has a ponytail. Because men don't do it. It should be called boy bun. No. Because only a little boy. A little boy.

Only a little boy with ties hair. Oh my. Only a little boy ties his hair up. You don't know shit. Yeah. You know shit. What is your type? Jason Moore.

I'll call you out, you fucking boy. You. Boy. Bitch boy. Does that? What's your type? Tie your hair. Females?

Yes. Yes. I feel like guys usually either lean towards blonde or brunette. Or I feel like some guys don't really give a shit. Hot, to me, hot, it's hot. Okay. But also, we're older. So as I get older, you have to be hot and smart.

You used to, I could deal with dumb chicks. Oh, no. But as he gets older, if you're not like, if you can't hang. Right. Like, you can't bring her to a business meeting and she's like, what? You're not going to business meeting. go to dinner and discuss some important issue, I'm out. Or if you don't

handle your shit. If you can't handle like having some liquor in front of strangers and you can't handle parties on your own. That's way more important to me is if you're cool as fuck. If you can be left in a room without me. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's And you don't fucking embarrass yourself. Yeah. It's not even about embarrassing me. It's more about like, can

you hold your shit, right? I also don't like girls who aren't into fashion. Like if they don't dress well, it drives me nuts. Oh, they need to be able to dress well. She's very into fashion. She is. She is. What we wear in New York.

Oh my God. We dress like homeless people, but. No, you guys look good today. You don't dress like this at bar school? This is kind of homeless for L.A. No. L.A. looks homeless all the time. No, I'm trying out here.

No. This is a problem. People come to L.A. They go to like West Hollywood. Like, L.A. so weird. That's not L.A. That's like going to New York going to Times Square million. It's weird here.

That's not real. You guys got to go to Watts. We got to take you to Com. Crunch on. Stroll around there. I think we're okay. Taking over and get off at Crenshaw. You know, we'll see you guys to get more.

Thank you. So what are you guys are doing PR just for the podcast? Where are you guys here? We are here to go on a couple shows. Yeah. We have some other shows. What other shows? We are going on Nick Vile.

Vial. And then we're going on the Bachelor show. Logan Paul? Have you met him before? No, but I haven't met him like in person before. Logan Paul? Good dude. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. excited. The Bachelor. I mean, him live close. Oh, really? I know he's controversial, but so are we. So we're like, so are we. So we're like excited. I think it's going to be a dope time. It's going to be a home run.

You both you guys and him will be great together. Why is it controversial? Why is he? Hey, Daddy. Logan Paul? Why is he? Where have you been? He just see, that's what he did.

Like, he just talked shit and like a lot of people hate him. Yeah. The Japanese thing was the only thing I remember that was. Yeah. There was that. He said some stuff about he's going gay for the month of March. We just told them we were gay at the beginning of the Yeah, fuck you guys Yeah, but he was like making a whole slogan like gay for March

No, like no shame November He's like gay March What's wrong with that if he wanted to go gay for a month? Maybe it's not funny Maybe he was really gonna go gay for a month That's what he said But the gay community is like no you don't get to pick in tune Oh really? These are the same people that say that

Everyone can be any sex they want all the time Right These the same people that are like There's people that don't have a title to what their sex is They're pansexual Right isn't that what it is? It's not my campaign yeah I'm just saying like fucking don't be

a hypocrite. I don't like when these people do that. Like, we can do a thing, but you can't do a thing. It's like, why? So he did like, like, gay for January. It was a month of days. That's kind of amazing. Well, it is interesting to see fans be like, oh my God, like, don't go on people's shows. Like, and it's like, well, who told you that? There's just like people that write in. Obviously, if they like hate love it or they hate it. We're very controversial. Yeah. I'm like, I'm going to make good content. We'll make good content. But if you're having good content, it's going to be controversial. As long as you're talking about it, you're good. Right. When you, when no one's talking about it, you're fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, totally. Yeah, so we're excited. We're really excited. We're happy that you guys had us. Yeah, we appreciate you guys. How long are you going to be in L.A. for? We're leaving Thursday.

That'll be fun. Get out of fucking. Get out of Wisconsin. Go to Compton. Okay. I wouldn't go to the country. Are you going to go to the west side? Go to the beach.

We might. We might. Today's going to be hot as fuck. Yeah, go to Venice. Go to Venice. Okay. Get the fuck out of the sunset. Sunset's a night.

And then maybe I'll see you guys when I'm in New York. Yeah. Do you guys? Do you guys. Yeah, don't do guests. Okay. If you don't now, don't do, don't start it. And tell the boys from Barstool, what's up.

I'll see you in the office in May. I'm there in May. Okay, awesome. Thank you so much for us, guys. Bye you guys. We got to the bottom of a lot of shit. This is the first show we ever went on. This is the first one.

Wow. Thanks for having us. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thanks. Wow, that was fun. Rachel.

Yeah, you guys good. Oh, are we good? Are we good. Are we good? Are we good? Chin goes, are we good, dude. How about to call her daddy? Dude, I guess Chin's going to have to go to New York.

I'm willing to buy that ticket for you to get you out there. I'm serious. I'm going to fly you out there. And New York's going to happen? Nothing. You know why? Fuck that. Fuck that negative attitude. No, no, it's not negative.

You know why? Because he's into dudes. You're not into dudes. We don't know what he's into. I know what he's into. No. He's into cool, dope chicks and he's trying to find the right one. That's this guy, he's amazing.

Dude, he's just, dude, he's a little, he's picky, he's picky. Definitely. He's picky, 51? Yeah. You got to. be. I mean, he's been a virgin for 41 years. I know how much longer, you know what I mean? That's like going to the pound going, nah, no these are show dogs.

That's right. He's in pound mode. He looks for, he wants, he's in pound mode. He wants a pure bread. He's not, he's not shopping the pure bread. He's not getting a rescue. He's getting a fucking pure bread. No, he needs a rescue though. You probably need a rescue to start with. You probably need to grab yourself a little mud. Yeah, you need to get a slut. You need a slugged, mutt to start. But I would love. And then we'll get to pure bread. I would let's just start it up, dude. You got to start it up.

Rev the engine, bro. I would love to I would love to see you go to New York and get sucked off. I love that. I'd love to watch that. Me too.

I'd be hard cash. And you would love to see those girls make you out, and you would just get asked just because he'd go out with him. That's what I'm saying. Agree. You go to one bar with them. I swear to God, you'll have people swarming all over you.

I thought those girls were fun. It's a little bit of chaos. We're everyone talking over each other tap bit. Yeah, there's the dating millennial experts. Yeah, man. Did it make you feel old at all? a little bit. Yeah. Also, you kept saying

it. How old you are? You kept saying, well, we're older than you. Well, we're older than you. I mean, it was ingrained in their head. Yeah, I know. They're going to say on the next podcast, we went to these old guys' podcasts. And thank how, I think how, uh, Cal wasn't fucking here. That would have been a, Jesus. Christ. Does he hand people mothballs when they leave? Is that part of his agenda? Sometimes. Yeah. Weather's originals. They get those.

Wethers. Wethers. Wethers. We like a bowl of worship. People don't know this, but Brian, he takes his dentures right before he gets in here. he soaks him before he gets in here because he wants him to shine white when he's on camera. Shine white. I love Ryan. We've never had. I know that shit.

I love him. I'm kidding. I don't think we've ever done a podcast. Like we had Al Saqqqa, Kieran, the porno star before you were air chin and UKAT, you know, that Fox. But she, she's a curve ball because, A, porno star, B, incredibly sexy. Yeah. C, very smart, articulate.

So she didn't really talk about porn. Well, that's good. No, she has some other shit to talk about. Yeah. I imagine the barstool girls are going to only have to come into conversation about sex stuff, but at some point they're going to want to switch it up a little bit. You think that's the brand? At some point.

At some point, when they get older, maybe? I don't know. Maybe they'll never get old. I bet they'll have a show, though, eventually, where they're going to have to censored a tad. That's my prediction. I don't think so. Do you want a show? I'm saying if they want Fighter and the Kid to be a show and you have to change the content level, you wouldn't do it.

You can't do fine the kid as a show. You do King's Stinging Show. do firing kid as like a... You could do Fighter in the Red Rocket as a show because it would be a good pair of two humans. Correct. Instead of a one-sided fucking thing when you sit here

and, you know, carry the way to the show. Good thing you have nice traps. You do firing the kid, like firing kid 3D which was like a comedy skit show which was fun. Yeah. But we can do it like, a fire and a kid you can do as a show. It would be boring.

No. Yeah. Well, no, it wouldn't be boring. It's not for TV. It's not, but they were... Podcasts aren't for TV. That's fucking, uh, your boy, uh, on HBO. Who? The master of the ringer. Simmons?

Yeah, Bill Simmons. Oh, yeah. He was like, oh, this works in podcasts. I'm going to make a TV show. HBO went, man, you have all these millions of followers and listeners. Let's do it. And then it was awful because a lot of times podcast doesn't translate to TV. It just doesn't switch over for some.

Well, no, there is a reason for it. It's just because it doesn't work. It's a different medium. Different medium. Yeah, there's something new. Well, no, we'll see what happens with that. I think it's interesting. I am going to give a better listen to their shit because I've listened to it a few times,

but it's hard because I'm certainly. not the demographic. There's no mid-30s male that is like, I mean, maybe I'm wrong. I think if you're single, if you're in the game, they're great to listen to. Me, when I listen, if I'm listening, if I'm listening, if I'm not learning something, I'm not listening. I'm entertained from my friends when I'm not listening to the shit. What's your favorite podcast I listen to that?

I like armchair expert with dad's good. He dropped some knowledge. I'm ready to let him. I'll see Rogan, brilliant idiots. There's one called you must remember this. Do you know what that is? Yes, you must remember this is really good. That's really good. They have a great one on Manson and other shit. Yeah, there's how it's made.

How it's made is awesome. The TED talks, obviously. Yeah, they can get old though. Ted talks for me for some reason. They get a little boring. I find myself not retaining the information because I'm so bored. Sometimes I finish it and I go, well, what did I listen to? Me too.

I'm like, oh, that was terrible. But then my brain will somehow pick up something and then I'll go, oh shit, you know what? That's how it counts. Yeah. I know, because it's just in your head. You listen to it when you run? No, no, not really. Not anymore.

I like working out and listen to it. Really? Yeah, yeah, because it's a way to just time kill, and I just don't think about it. I have to listen to some fight stuff, like I'll listen to Luke Thomas or MMA hour or MMA beat when I'm working out. Maybe I'll pick up something that might help me before I do my fight shows, but other than that. But otherwise, no? Music. Would you run yesterday the other day?

You put online. You hike seven miles? I ran seven miles, yeah. Seven miles, Doug. That's pretty good. Not bad. I ran seven yesterday. You ran seven?

What? Where at? Hollywood, baby. You ran around Hollywood? Yeah. You put in some miles trying to get Stred City or what? I just want to do it. You just feel like doing it?

I just want to get the fuck at the house. When someone is like, why you run? I'm like, because I just get away for a while. Yeah, I like, yeah, me too. I like doing it just. Actually, some of my best shit in my brain comes out. Yeah, yeah, me too. And then I have to run and I have to, bim, bum, and then tell myself a message.

So I can remember because sometimes I'll be, I go, oh, that's kind of fun or funny. And then it'll be gone by the time I get home. So I have to, I have to Siri tell my, I send myself text messages. I just started. I'll wake up in the middle of night and I have to write it down because I'll wake up in the middle night for like a bit or something. I'm like, oh, that's funny.

I'll write that down more than fall asleep. Then you wake up. Gone forever. Yeah, you have to. As soon as I write. Even if I'm with my kid, I think so, I write it down. Like, I better write it down right now. Your kid will give you a lot of material too.

A ton. A ton. Like, I mean, jokes though. Like your kid for jokes. Yeah. Yes. Honestly. That's what he, my hours from my three-year-old.

Let's do some current events. Yeah, baby. How's your podcast going, dude? It's good, man. Listen to whiskey ginger. Listen to the whiskey ginger. You got to come on. You are going to come on.

I'm going to come on, dude. We just got to prep the studio for you. I'm moving right now, so we're going to shift spots. Where are you at right now? In Hollywood. And where are you going to shift, too? Out of my house? You can do it out of your house?

Yeah, I want to do it on my house. I want to do it on my house. I want people to feel comfortable in my house. I also want to be able to have a drink with them, sit by the pool, get comfortable, and then do the show. And let them drive drunk. Yeah, I don't get them a fuck. Yeah.

I get him Did Callan drink whiskey with you When he was on? He didn't come yet Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he did Sorry I forgot It was such a shitty I was like that he told me he's doing it

Yeah he did drink whiskey A little I think he had a little finger He's not a big whiskey guy He's not a big drinker in general Yeah no I like whiskey You know I can only drink during shows See this is

Before I go on stage I do one shot And then I go I'm good People don't people that come on the show Usually have just a little bit And they go I'm not really a big drinker And I said no no no You don't have to

and always, always. They end up finishing it and then sometimes they're like, oh, can I have another more more? What kind of whiskey are you serving? Dude, everything under the sun. I switch probably every week I try to do something different. God, we need to get you a whiskey sponsor.

I know I'm trying, but the problem is they're so big, I don't know if they want to fuck with me. Because think about that, they have so much corporate investment that they're like, there is one called two ginger's whiskey. What are we doing two gins? I haven't even heard of you. Get on this fucking show.

No, but, but, um... Make you three. But I do every week, I do something else. Like I do bourbons and whiskeys and, no scotch bourbon bourbon whiskey no yeah there's two gingers right there they need to sponsor me Irish whiskey bro

but I do like a whistle pig I did Joseph Magnus last week I did knob I keep switching it up as much as I can Are you having fun doing it? Dude I'm having a great fucking time The only problem is I want some more

I want some more I want someone else I want someone else on there with me Who produces it? Me Well there's your problem Get a real producer. Like below the belt's just me.

But chin's in the room and this other kid, Daniel, I can't bounce. Chin is stretched too thin. I can't. Well, I'm not saying chin. Well, find me another chin. Find me another chin. You're going to get a bunch of DMs from guys who think they're chin now. So good luck with that.

There's going to be guys that legally changed their name to Chin this week just because they're like, look, I'm a chin. Dude, I'm Chin Chin. Like, this is your mic from Omaha. I'm chin now. You have a double chin. I'm chin now. All right. Let me see.

What's up on this current shit? Yeah, let's do some current. So Michael Jackson's estate actually found a big issue with the documentary in that James Safechuck said that his sexual relationship with Michael Jackson started between 1988 and 1992 in the room where the train was. But the estate released information that the construction of the room where the train station is didn't start until 1993 and completed 1994. And so there's an issue with that. Which one is he? Safechuck is the one who is the dancer. Not the dancer.

The guy who just like traumatized the entire. Yes, the traumatized guy. Have you seen leaving Neverland? You mean the lie that isn't leaving Neverland? The lie? The falsified documentary. You think? It's phony.

Phony. You don't think he touched those kids? Money grab. Oh, I agree. Money grab. You don't think he touched any kids? Come on. Let me say this.

I will say this. I think those two words. There is an entire internet conspiracy right now. There's a British guy who does a YouTube video. This is the problem with internet. Breaking down about how fake and fucked up, half of the shit is. The UK version of the documentary, half of the shit is left out. You can look all the shit up.

Of defending Michael Jackson? Half of the shit is left out. Well, the guy who did it purposely didn't want any other people's opinions so he could paint this picture. Well, of course, that's what a documentary is, right? Michael Moore does documentaries that are like super liberal with a liberal point of view. Well, making a murderer, you know they left out a ton of info where you'd go, oh, he clearly did it. Like in the Wisconsin, I think that's where it's happened.

Like the state of Wisconsin is like, no, dude, he clearly did it. What's wrong with you people? Like if you get the other info, it's not even, are you shitting me? Not only did he do it. That whole family knows about it. That's my whole thing. Let me get back to this, Rogel.

Let's do the Michael Jackson thing. First of all. You're a fan, yeah. You think I'm going to, just because he fucked a kid, you think I'm not going to stop playing thriller? I mean, that's a fucking good album, dude. Off the wall is one of my favorites. No.

I do think he had weird he had weird pretences with kids and like had weird I think he had weird shit right but but I do think the details of a lot of this stuff is weird and strange like how he had all the masters there was a lot of weird shit like so he controlled he bought all his masters

and the Beatles yeah and once he had that much power then all the stuff started to get leaked out so a lot of people are like dude this is fucking Sony and those I wonder though I wonder I wonder what if he really did anything I mean, listen, those kids' stories are like really identical. He loved nipples. There's too many.

My problem is there's too many. Too many what? Kids that came out? Like, out of, no, there isn't though. There is though. These are the only two that have really gone against them. No, sir. No, dude, there isn't any more.

You can look it up. Just two kids. These are the only two. There was two other, there was Google. How many, how many accusations? How many children would you say? Child. How many child accusers of Michael Jack, sexual assault are there?

That's the longest phrase of all time. But like, look, with Bill Cosby, dude, how many words? how many were there? 50 plus. They all came out. So you know it was real. With this, it was like, you think only two kids? Click on that. Well, there's way more than two. No, but I'm telling you, how many

accusers there? How many? What does it say? The exact figure on how many children have usually been abused by Jackson's unknown. Unknown, of course. Hold on, however, at least six have come forward when they were boys. Keeps scrolling down. I like how they go, one could describe his dick. Well, it'd be

pretty easy. It's a black dick. Distinctive marks. Yeah. Distinctive marks on his penis. That's so funny. By the way, I don't even know marks on my penis. He did settle for 23 million to family, though. Because you got to get a let it go.

You have to go away. I agree. Look. Wait, hold up. Scroll up, Chin, right there. During the investigation of Chandler's claims, police questioned around 30 children and their parents. All said Jackson did nothing wrong. There you go.

I don't know, man. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. I also have a problem with the documentary defaming him after his death because he can't defend himself. now that he's dead. It is strange.

So whether or not this is true, right? Whether or not sexual abuse on whether he did sexual abuse these kids, which by the way, nothing bothers me more than touching kids. I think it's fucking, I think you should fucking be set on fire in public for touching a child. That's just how I feel. But I don't know how many of these things are inflated, fabricated, hyperboized. Did he sleep in bed with these kids? That's probably a fact.

And is he a fucking weirdo? And are these parents pieces of shit? Dude, these parents are in the documentary acting like they're exempt. They smile sometimes when they tell stories. You know the one kid doesn't talk to. his mom. He's like, where the fuck were you? Yeah, because she sold him up the rift. She sold his asshole up the river. She was like, go to Michael's house. Go to Michael's house. Yeah. They had, in one of these videos, they show another interview on the internet of, of one of Michael's,

whatever, somebody that worked for the Jackson's that was saying that mom, the dancer mom, the family that moved here for him, they would call him every day. Correct. Every day, begging. I think that, let the son come over. He also married Britney or was dating Britney Spears, and then before this documentary came out, Wade, Wade, Robbson. He tried going to the family going, hey, I know you're doing the thing in Vegas. Let me be the dance instructor for that. And they're like, no, we're good, man. And they went, oh, fuck that, I'm suing you guys.

Also, that maid who came out, was like, why would she come out? She has nothing gained from it. She tried suing them and blackmail him before. Right. It's all like. So that's what I'm saying. Can you imagine if Michael Jackson really never did sexional less kids? And just his name is so tarnished.

I know, but here, but here was the problem with that time period, right? Like when all this stuff happened. Talking about the 90s? Yeah, I'm saying the time period is the media would not have lent him a hand to help. So nowadays, right, if something happened, you would do everything you could in these public mediums like podcasts, shows of people that you know, to clear your name. An example is like, Norm McDonald made some off-color jokes and fucking Netflix got mad, so he had to go on an apology tour. Yeah. Right?

Back then, I just feel like it was way less likely that you could speak up for your, you know. your own voice and say. Because there was only one medium, which was the media. And it was so small. It barely existed. And no one really paid attention. And they just read what they said. So nowadays, I feel like someone like Michael could say the right thing and clear it up.

Because look at, look at Harvey Weinstein. He didn't go on anything to talk about it because he's a fucking rapist. Bill Cosby. He's a fucking rapist. But this Wade Robson also like if you thought. So he said, I was so distraught. I had an anxiety attack from it. Well, his therapist came out and went, well, no.

his anxiety attack happened because he wasn't getting work. He didn't have money. Yeah, he thought he was going to go broke. Right, dude, there's a paper trail with all this stuff that leads. It's just really strange. That's all I'm on the fence. But did it happen? Maybe, I don't know.

I do think the documentary is so slanted and so gross. The way that this document, and this was another thing they talked about in this YouTube video, I got to look at, I got to show you what it is. But he basically says the documentary filmmaker's footage was released where they make them tell the stories over and over and over. so that he's like he's um what do they call you know he's like he's like he's like pushing him he's he's forcing him to be like yeah he's like so so and then anything was it was it with anal play and tell us more about the end of play so he was like leading them leading them leading them well there's a narrative it's like a director i know but it's disgusting it's disgusting

it's disgusting for someone to like lead someone to talk about tragedy i can't believe you can do this and release it into the world without any sufficient defamation of character i know but it's defamation and character how is it not defamation yeah but his family i know but the estate can sue well they they are suing hb I know, but that'll take, this will be for, it's already done. But if I'm, granted, we're talking about it. If I'm HBO, I don't put this on the air. No, they do because now people are talking about HBO. I'd go, do you have evidence? No? We can't really fuck with that, man.

Well, because Game of Thrones is HBO? Yes. And it's coming to a close, right? Yes. Okay. Well, they're season eight starting in a week. No, I'm saying, but this is it. They need to keep the rhetoric for HBO going. Premium cable needs to be in people's mouths. But this is a bad, this is a bad life. Not for them. It's not. People will still want to talk. People will still watch. it, still talk about it, still keep going to it. Netflix, this would be a bad move. Why? Because Netflix has so much content that's all out there,

this would be so much negative attention for them that they would have to do. It was kind of like what happened with taking down the rating system and people said it was because Schumer Special got all this weird backlash, and then they denied it, and they had to deal with it, and then they got annoyed, so they took away the rating system. Yes. Right? Netflix wants to put

stuff out and not worry about it. They want to go here. They just want content. It's good, right? This would be a shitstorm for Netflix. But it's a good shitstorm for HBO. It's just way more fucking attention. Tons of fucking attention. What else we got?

Another thing. Yesterday, it came out that the Jackson estate is actually making their own 30-minute documentary with Michael Jackson's nephew and the niece who actually dated the dancer for 7-8. That's right. They dated who? His niece dated Wade Robertson. Jackson set up his niece with Wade Robson. They dated for about seven years.

She comes out saying that like he's a piece of shit. He's opportunistic. He used to cheat on me. He would always put himself in a situation where he would make money. Wow. There she is right there. See?

What do you guys think? What do you guys? He did probably, huh? But who, but maybe not? I don't know, man. It's so hard, see? But this documentary did it no justice because I feel like it made me more mad.

The whole, is that her? He's a liar. No, that's, that's, uh, his nephew. Right. You're some, that's the niece. That's the niece. Uh, Chin's got to do some IT work before we. Samson.

That's what he's saying. He's saying that he was in a relationship with my uncle. That's better. That they were in love and that they were having, um, a relationship, if you will. He's saying that my uncle can't beat these nuts in her mouth. Which is not. We were just talking about how my uncle put us together. It would discount or discredit the things that he's,

trying to claim. And I find it fascinating that he thinks he's able to just erase 10 years of his life. Yeah. Yeah. It's a trip. It's a trip because a part of me is like, hey man, the guy's a fucking sicko, weirdo. I thought he was a sicko back then for laying in bed with kids. That bothered the shit out of me.

Wait till you have kids. You're like, what the fuck? Laying in bed with kid? Would you let your child lay in a man's bed? Not kill him. That's what I'm saying. So that's my point is like, these parents are turds. The parents are. I don't give a fuck. how famous the guy is, you're not, my kid's not laying in your bed, dude.

That's fucking weird. That's fucking weird. I don't know. I wish we had some sufficient evidence. If Jennifer Lawrence, if a famous hot woman was like, I want your son to sleep in bed with me, even then you'd be like,

how old's my son? If he's 16, I'm like, for sure, fuck. No, not 16. If he's, what were they nine? Somewhere six. Yeah,

you'd be like, no, dude. You'd be like, I'll come in bed with you. No. But no, my nine-year-old can't be in bed with you. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter the gender.

All right, what does you get? Anyway, he did make great music. Yeah, you do. So, a school district in Indiana started using the untouched foods that they had left over for lunch, packing them and sending kids off home with them. Damn. So just to ensure that those kids would have meals after they left school. That is so cool.

I mean, I hate eating the meals in the school and taking them home, but I guess if you have no food, it's fucking... Yeah, these people need that shit. It just goes to waste. I was thinking about that the other day. What did they do that? Like, even at whole food, it's like, I was there late at night and there's all this food. I'm like, what do you guys do with all this?

Throw it away. You have to throw it away. They legally have to throw it away. So then bums probably just make... Well, the reason why they can't give it away is because at one point, companies did try to give away their leftover foods and people would sue them saying, oh, your food got me sick. And that's why now they have to throw it away.

What a fucking dog shit country. What an insanely stupid thing that happened in this country. You would sue a place that gives you free fucking food. Because, you know... They should sign. a disclaimer that says it's free, it may not be good anymore, but it's not, but it's free. It's not going to kill you. It's free.

Oh, I mean, but I, but I was thought about that. Why don't they give it to the homeless? But they legally can't. The store will get in trouble with the state. That's fucked up. But that's the same way I feel about, why don't churches let homeless guys sleep inside of there? Well, they don't pay rent. They don't, they don't pay, they don't pay no taxes. No taxes. Anything, yeah. It's a big home

that no one's in. You can't do that. I know, but that's my problem. You can't have them staying in there. I know, but the whole rhetoric at the church that's like help the fellow man and you're sick and you're poor and you're tired. Not that sick and poor though, you know? So what is it? I don't know. That's a cool move for the school to do that.

They should all do that shit. You know how much stuff I used to steal from the cafeteria when I was a kid? I was a thief, dude. I don't think I ever paid. I steal strawberry milks all the time. Dougie! That was a thief. And then what I would do is my mom would give me like a couple bucks like for lunch, you know, like two bucks maybe. And I would save it all week and I would steal either from the, from the cafeteria

or from friends. Yes. And I would have that money at the end of the, the week then to buy shit that we bought. Yeah, dude. Trading cards. Love that shit, dude. Yeah, yeah.

And we would go to the candy store and we would buy, um, we would buy, uh, uh, uh, uh, rupeer, who was an A&W root beer? And they came in 40 ounce bottles, so it looked like 40s. And we'd ask for brown bags and we walk around. Oh, that's a move. Brown bag and a dude. Dude, we were fucking hardcore, dude. You were bawling, dude.

So do you guys know the song Old Town Road? I don't, but I see it everywhere. I just heard about this guy and I hate his fucking name. Leigh, his name is Lil Nasex. No, dude, you're not Nas. You can't use that name. I don't like that. I'm not a fan.

Sorry. Go ahead. He's a country singer? No, so this guy made a trap song, a trap country song, and he posted it. It went viral on this app called TikTok, which is basically today. It's like vine, like Instagram, like put into one. It's a hit within the younger generation. So the song went viral.

Yeah. Song went viral. Song went viral. It actually gone into the billboards chart for hottest kind of. country song. They took it down saying that it wasn't country enough. And so Lil Nas X reached out to Billy Ray Cyrus to make to get him on the track to make it country enough. He did the remix and now the song is trending on countries. Let's hear it, Doug. You know what they said it wasn't country enough? Because he was a black guy. Yeah, 100%. It's so obvious. And this is a clip of them in the studio.

Okay. Baby's got a half a girl with rings and vending sports braw Trotting down nobody's sports car God knows I'm not mad at it at all, son? Yeah, dude, I am... Yeah, it's not bad.

I know what's going to be at Trump's next inauguration is going to be Billy Ray Cyrus and Little Nas X. Dude, I'm not mad at the song, though. No, dude, it's not bad. It's not bad, but it's catchy. It's catchy.

It's hard to hear someone brag about their guitar, though. Buy my new guitar. You're like, all right. I'm not mad. Good for them. I have a beef with country, dude. Why? It's all the same. You don't like country music?

It's all the same. I like country. It's all the same. Why? Because they're all white people? It just sounds the same. It's all the same. So does pop music and rap? Like, because mumble rap right now. I don't count that as music, mumble rap.

But that's what's hot right now, yeah? It's hot, but that'll die. This has been around for way longer to last forever. I don't know if a little Nazexamie around forever. No, country music. You're saying. Yeah. That's forever.

Well Miles next to me gone Next week. And the country music awards, I popped it on for a second. You know, like, Brett Young and... Don't know who that is? Florida, Georgia Line.

Maybe one of the worst bands of all time. Oh, well. Florida, Georgia Line? They have some hits. Which one? What's the hit? Sing me the hit. Dude, I would know it.

Chin, you know the hit. What is it? I just don't know the name of the title. I don't know the tune. God damn it. I can't figure it. Give me the tune. Who's your favorite?

Favorite country? Yeah. It doesn't exist. You don't like country? I don't like country. You don't like Luke Bryan or... All right. I like...

You know what I like? I like what country used to be. I like folk. Oh, we've been over this. Like the fuck with Johnny Cash. Yeah. Okay, but let me say this. This Lil Nas X?

Yeah. I don't like his name. I saw that and bothered me. The Nas is weird. Yeah, man. You can't do that. No. I don't like that that happens nowadays.

I think that's fucked up. And they think it's fun. I think it's disrespectful to the older generation of those rappers. I think Nas should be like, dude, don't steal my fucking name. Also, I'm still alive. But Nas is all the way up here.

But I'm also still alive. He is still alive. You know what? Disappointed me, did I tell you about this? This bothered me. From my birthday, I went to saw Nas in Vegas four years ago. And we got VIP and all this dope-ass shit.

I'm like backstage. He's reading his lyrics off of a teleprompter because he was doing Illmatic. You know the, Illmatic, probably the best album of all time. Yes. And he was reading off a teleprompter. I'm so hurt

Oh my god Like the hip hop head in me was like No No you know these songs I know these songs You're so old though You need just a refresh I think he might have been

Vegas out But still Maybe if he was Vegas the fuck out I guess Do you imagine Go see your favorite comedian You saw Dave Shabel Reading off a teleprompter

I was so bummed dude It hurt my feelings And the people with me were like Who cares And I was like I care Yeah I care How do you even read that fast though

That's kind of Yeah, no. I mean, I think he just needed it as a touch point. But it by the way, it was so fucking weird. I was like, that's not, no, that's not not. What else you guys got? That's not not. Let's do this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new Terminator 6th. Nope. With Linda Hamilton. No, dude. No, I'm out, man. I haven't seen a Terminator since Terminator 3. I'm going to wear an Invictus watch the size of a basketball. Come on, do it.

Come on, kill me now. Where's these watches that are the plate saucers? That, who, oh my God. That's Linda Hamilton. Holy shit. You look and you like it? She still looks good, dude. She still looks real good for her age, right?

It looks like Theo Vaughn. I think Real Theo looks good for his age, too. Wait, so when does this shit come out? 2019, November. Hard pass, I just can't get into it. Who the fuck is that? I don't know, these brand new characters. These just pictures from the movie?

There's just people in the film. The first shots that are available right now. I just can't fuck with it, man. I grew up on. Part one, part two. Part one, two are the best. It's so hard for me to do that now that these action stars are coming. Like, why can't we get new ones?

I mean, we do. We'll rewrite the movie, though. Jason Mamoa. But also, don't do Terminator again. Don't do, I don't need you to recreate. Write a new predator. They can't. Don't do predator again.

They can't. There's another movie. There's a movie coming out called The Little. The Little. Oh, the one with like Regina King, right? Yeah, but it's freaking Friday again and again. We've done this movie a thousand times. Or instead of thinking.

like a woman, think like a man. But we've done these things already. But this one's even worse because this concept itself of like, you know, it's big. Tom Hanks is big where he becomes, you know what I mean? But 13 going on 30. It's all these movies been done in the house now. Are there not writers after coming with new shit?

They're not buying it? They don't want to risk it. Oh, God. Studios don't want to risk it. Anyway, then this movie is a niet. We're going to say, too. No, speaking about that. But first, before I get to that, real quick, Jesse Smaller is supposed to be

returning to the set of empire. Can't wait the next season. Can't wait. Such a fan. Such a fan. Yeah, I'm a fan of his. Dude, honestly, he's such a big fan. And a good person.

Good guy, good fan. Not a liar. Real. He's real. Returning to Empire for season six. You know why they did this, right? Because they want to feel good about themselves. Because fucking Fox or whoever wants to be like, we're larger than these issues because we still support him.

He's still a, he's still a gay black guy. Someone's flexed on Fox. Someone's like, like, like, Michelle Obama called. He got nominated. He got nominated for a fucking N-D-A-CP award. And didn't show up. They nominated this. guy. And Chris Rock roasted him.

I know. He should have. He's told not to. He should have roasted him even harder. I agree. N.A.C. Award. I tweeted it. I said, and the award for my bad goes to Josie Smolet. They let this guy float. Don't you think the black community is like whatever? No, I think a lot of them fucking think this is whack. I think they think he's whack. So if they think it's whack, then stop watching

power. Or where the fuck it's called? Empire. That's so funny. Stop watching. That's so funny. Stop watching power. Stop watching kid and play. Stop watching family matters. Stop doing it. Jefferson's is not your show. Fresh Prince of Biller.

Wait, but he's returning. I thought they killed him on the show. I think it was like a... The new one, he's a ghost. It was like an ambiguous ending. So it's because that girl, Taraji P. Henson, was on the view. And she was saying, like, I heard that he's coming back, but I haven't heard anything else. So it could be a thing where they're still deciding.

Damn, dude. You know, like, I don't think he should never get work again. Me neither. But I don't think he should be back on a hit show. I think this is a pussy move on their part. They should have been like, look, man, we severed ties to you because you didn't do the right thing. And apparently they said they couldn't stand working with the guy.

That's why they wanted him off the show. They also said Terrence Howard wanted to fight him. Yeah, he was pissed off. Dude, they should let him fight Terence Howard for a job. That'd be cool. They should go toe to toe. He said, do you want to get back on? Is 50 Cent on that show too?

No. That's power, dude. Yeah, 507 produces far. He's naming the other shows. That's the same show, though, right? I think it's the same show. I think this is Black Billions. I have no idea.

I have no idea. The movie that has never been written before. This guy, Lee Daniels, also the creator of Empire. He says he's going to make the first super gay, gay superhero movie. Yeah, great. Yeah, it's called Superman. It's called Aquaman.

So this guy is the same guy that put out the video defending Jesse Smalley. This is the guy who fucked over Dame Dash and it paying the money. Wait, what do he, what did he defend Josie Smiley? How did he defend him?

He was one that posts the video was like, I want you to know, we stand by you and this, like, he's, he was defending. Got it. No, it almost felt like he was part of it in a way, like he knew about it. Oh, inside baseball. Yeah. Ooh, so original, you're writing the first gay superhero. Wow. You'll know this because this guy that's supposed to play the superhero.

It's going to be Silver Surfer. I knew Silver Surfer was gay from the moment I saw him on that fucking board. You've seen this guy. He went viral before. You'll know. You'll know. Something about him actually. You'll know.

You'll know once you see this. I'll play this first. Okay. Do y'all remember maybe 10, 12 years ago I said my dream. I don't trust him. I don't at all. To make a gay superhero. Is he gay?

Yes. Yes. It's about to happen. Super bitch is here. Oh. Deely dangles. And we are, we are. He's not sucking off him at all.

He's definitely not eating his asshole at all. Nope. Get ready. Cause I'm about to give y'all a combo Oh my fucking God Remember this guy? I don't Yes

All right There's a viral video from way back this one Bleach Media Bleach media made me put my head on this guy's body Good afternoon, bitches 2019 is right around the motherfucking corner So let me at child those type Any niggins think that he's going to come into my life and play with me

Look this guy I will flip right the fuck out And any bitch think they're going to fucking play with me I'm an a bitch that bitch to that. And guess what? If both of y'all things y'all gonna play with me at the same time, it can give combo. He's very good.

Let me tell you something. They can get comboed. Let me tell you something. So athletic. Yes. Very athletic. And not racist at all. You know, when you see a black girl, he's athletic. No, no, that shit is athletic as fuck. Athletic. Let's say this, though.

I think is he going to be like the riddler? Gay Superhero movie is going to dance on the line of gay superhero. Robin. This is so easy. Well, they're all gay. I mean, they're all gay. Well, no. Yeah.

Batman's not gay. Batman might be the only one is not gay. Robin is. Superman was gay. Agree. Clark Kent. Definitely. Worked at a newspaper changed in a phone booth.

He was gay. Yeah. Faster than his speeding bullet. Pachow. Pachow. Boom, Bing, bang, boom. Next ray vision. Also, how come we never saw him fuck Lois Lane?

Ever. He never saw him fuck. Saved her. her big deal. He saved more, if you notice, he saved more dudes and guys. He always saved more dudes. Always did. He never wanted to pump Lois and she always wanted to get slammed. And she was like, what the fucking is the deal? He always flies off. Yeah. Trying to fuck you flies off.

She's like, I love you. Thank you for saving me. Let me suck your cuff. Gone. It's gone. Save it. Always leave. Where does he go? The gay superhero movie is just going to be but it is just going to be like, it's going to be too much. No. That's the problem. It's going to be too much and they're going to shove it down society's throat. Like, you gotta like it. It's gonna be called. Yeah, gays too, man.

But why, see, this is my problem with this. The actor could be gay who plays a superhero, right? But why does his sexuality need to be defined in the movie? Why does that have anything to do with that? Why can't Deadpool be into dudes? Who gives a fuck? He might be. Technically, Deadpool is by.

Yeah, he's by. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. That's true. But you know what? they don't harp on it in the series because it's not the important part of the move, but also no one gives up fuck. But this is my point. I don't this doesn't need to be like the sexuality doesn't need to be the thing that the movie focused on. I don't

even see him save a dude and suck him off. Also, why wouldn't Aquaman be gay dude out of all the characters? He is gay. He lives with the fish. He swims. Swims. Yeah, he swims a lot. Yeah. Look this guy flipping in public bathrooms. Was this a submission tape? Crazy. All right,

what else you got? I mean, that's just this. Give us a swim. more chin. Come on. All right. This is pretty big. Chris Darden. The guy from the O.J.

Simpson saga. Mm-hmm. The lawyer. He's actually going to take the defense side of that, the guy that killed, allegedly killed Nipsey Hustle. Well, he definitely killed. Wait, wait,

though they have video him killing him? Yeah, they do. Yeah. And this dumb ass is defending him. What's the defense? And people are wondering why, like, he's doing it. They think it's because he's not getting attention. It's money. Oh, money too.

It's got to be money. But I mean, like, how much money would do you make from this? a fellow African American, Losing Nipsey Hustle would be, he was such an advocate for African-Americans. Losing him is such a big loss. You're saying why would a black lawyer do that? In the past fucking century and another black lawyer.

If he was white, people would like, yeah. But a black lawyer? His defense is probably going to be, I wonder what is the, I assume his defense is going to be something along lines of like, this guy was either framed or he's out of his mind or it was a gang push hit that he didn't. So it's going to be more about the motive.

of this man to kill Nipsey. It doesn't matter. I know, but I know, I know. I'm just saying, because you're playing, he's going to find a sneaky way. On the opposite team. Yeah,

he's going to find a sneaky way to make it look like this guy is, is, is, was forced to kill Nipsey by a gang or, you know what I mean? Like that they was like, oh, he would, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets,

some assassination. I thought the streets were going to kill him. All that shit on Twitter. Me too. I thought they didn't get to. The game. Did you see the games? Yeah, everyone wanted to.

The game was like, the game was like, let the streets get him. Let the streets get him. And honestly, I thought for sure the streets were going to get him. But I didn't want the streets to get him. No, I know. Quick bullet. It's over.

It has nothing to do with. Now he's fucked. Well, dude. Let him rot in prison. No, he won't rot. When he gets there, they're going to kill him immediately. They're going to, they're going to fucking kill his ass. He's done.

Because did you see all. Did you hear what happened in Whitey Bulger in prison? Uh-uh. Oh, well, because he, like, killed a lot of the other, whatever, cartel guys. Yeah. Well, the other cartel guys got a hold of him, beat him with locks, senseless, senseless. just got a mitt and just beat them to death. Locks in a pillowcase.

Beat them to death. Dude, I mean, as soon as they get a hold of them, like, what they do in there. I mean, because you saw the Instagram video that was put up, the game, a lot of people put it up. Every gang in L.A. marched the other day, down to Nipsey's spot to celebrate as, I mean, you're talking literal Crips and Bloods walking side by side.

Not celebrate, but yeah, I hear. No, no, they were just walking in silence, side by side, smoking blunt, saying what's up, like, staying cool. He put it on his, it was on his, story? It might have been on his story. It was a story as he was driving. You see the one with the night that happened?

Well, Google, hey, Google, Google LA gangs go to Nipsey's spot. I mean, fucking, uh... Everyone's getting tattoos. The local news put it on the news. It was such a big deal. It was like such a huge deal that they were like... Because Crenshaw was shut down for the day.

And these gangs walked hand in hand to Nipsey's store. Look at that. Largest gang peace rally. It was fucking, to go down and see if there's photos of the walk. Dude, it was crazy to watch. People were, ripped, dude. Ripped.

No. It was over, it was on the internet somewhere. But, but anyway. How about that Kodak Black going after his fucking fiance? I listened this morning, I listened this morning to him

kind of defending what he said, trying to like give a defense to what he was saying. He was just, he was making a defense. He was just a whack joke. He was just a dumb ass. Yeah, he's a wett.

Also, by the way, can we bring up a photo? You don't have that body in those face tattoos? Bring up a photo of just Kodak Black and I, because I was going to tweet this the other day.

You've seen his body? Just, just his face. Just his face. Let's put an image. Maybe the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Ever. This kid is so goofy looking. Oh, terrible looking.

What a fucking, who is fucking this guy? Girls, if you're fucking this guy, are you okay? Show a little pride, bud. Show a little pride, ladies. Look at that picture right down there in the red. Go to the, yeah, that one. That guy? You're going to fuck that guy?

Someone's sucking him. Yuck, dude. Someone's sucking him. Yuck, yuck, yeah, yeah. Show a little pride. All right, dude. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.

Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy for going after a dead guy's wife. That's so fucked up. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Dude. Anyway, this is dope.

Thank you so much. Rook of the year, bro. Rook of the year, dude. I'm really proud. You're like the Chicago kid, the rookie of the year. Yeah. Funky butt-loving. Funky butt-loving.

Yeah, bro. Henry Baumgarder, that was his name. Look at these dates. Throw out these fucking dates, you hot, sexy fuck. Dude, where are you going to be, though? Dude, I'm doing some Rogan shit. I'm not, I'm not going to go back out on the road on my own for a little while. Joe and I are going to play arenas.

I'm opening for Joe doing 420 in San Diego 20 in San Diego There's 200 tickets left there That's it Yeah it's barely there Out of I think 12,000

This weekend I'll be in Atlanta And I'm going to UFC To watch Joe do his dank tank Have you been to UFC before? Going to Chicago to watch UFC in June Again with him doing Chicago We're doing an arena there So look at Rogan's website

I'll be there and then You can do that day and you're on tour I'm getting my dates later Yeah I'm chilling right now Good for you man You deserve you're a beast Thank you dog I'm in Phoenix

month 26 and 27th. Where are you at? I'm at the stand-up live there. Downtown? Stand-up live. Wherever that's it. I think so, yeah. You're gonna love it.

I've been there before. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. And I'm in Tampa May 10th through the 11th, Tampa Improv. And then just announced Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland, May 30th through June 1st. Get your tickets now, TVacK.com. My man. Go get that shit.

Thanks for filling in. Thank you, bro. The fighter in the Red Rocket. Don't forget. Fighter and the Red Rocket. Don't forget. This is the fighter in the rocket. We're out.

BOO!