The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 489 Tim Dillon

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

Tim Dillon is in studio and the guys talk Tim and Brendan both doing Keto, Long Island culture, sweating with Bert Kreischer, young famous artists, old movies, Ed Sheeran, woke dragons in Game of Thrones, Tim as a child actor on Sesame Street, Jeffrey Epstein and Clinton conspiracies, BJ Penn getting KO'd in a street fight, Popeye's chicken sandwiches sold out and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not many men can withstand my punch. Punch. Obviously. Obviously. Oh, for sure. Got a set a hair on them. Black belts and chicken chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised.

I think you'd be surprised. Abbott Kenny Fight Club. Fight Club. Mm, kids got a piece on them. Peace on them. Couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield.

And now from the Onet Sto, Studios in Plyar, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter. Sounds better when you say, live. But we're not live.

We don't do it live, right? And now it's the fighter and the kid. Live. Shut down. This is not live. This is not live. Like, when we did that dumb Megan McCain thing, we were like, Should we even put this out?

We're like, that shit was the funniest and most insane, irreverent. Yeah. So we just do shit now. You can pull some of that up, right? Yeah. No, it's owned by NBC. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you never... The Megan McCain fucks her dad is owned by CBS. Are you from New York? CNN. Yeah, well, I've been learning. Not originally, but I live in New York. Are we here? You got such a classic long-in-allon accent.

Yeah, yeah, it's serious. Yeah. Classic one-out-ex. Yeah, it's offensive. Yeah. How, yeah. But I appreciate it. Yeah, when you hear it.

I always say to people, people understand what Long Island culture is. I don't know it's that. So Long Island is basically the suburb in a lot of ways of Manhattan, of New York. I mean, it is the island. And it goes way, way up. Bring it up on the map. Is it nice? But it's provincial.

You got to understand. It's 118 miles long. Manhattan is eight miles. Yeah. So Long Island is a whole. There are wild horses. It's great. Horse farms.

It's nice. It's a suburb. Parts of it are beautiful. Well, that's where the Hamptons is. Yeah. I have no idea. That's where Nantucketton. I know Manhattan.

Antucket, the Hamptons. That's where the Kennedys used to. Well, they're Martha's Vineyard. But there's a good club there on Long Island, too, right? There's a club called the brokerage, which Louis loves. The Connickland worked out as special. But it's an aggressive part of the world. It's very loud.

Is it aggressive? Oh, it's aggressive. That's probably the best word for it. Aggressive? You can get punched in the face there probably easier. I'll make a call. Is that where a lot of mobsters live, too? Yeah.

Yeah. It's also just, it's just Italian, Irish. Jewish, Jewish, New York that goes way back. And you can so easily, you might, there are probably a couple of places you can get in punch and face. Maybe Dagestan, but probably not. Right. New York for sure.

Long Island. Long Island. I've never been at Dagestan, but I feel like the people there are much better. They're probably better people. Friendly, just from what I've observed. From what I've observed. It's a no nonsense part of the world, but it's great and a lot of greatness and You know what the thing about it is, it's funny, right?

So it's just, it's ridiculous. That bagel guy is from Long Island. That little guy that flipped out and started yelling. I mean, that's kind of... I wouldn't claim him. Here's the thing. Everybody was shocked. It wasn't from Long Island.

You see that three times a day on Long Island. It's either a woman, a fat woman who's mad or a guy like that. Like, somebody's always flipping out in a bagel store, in a diner. And you were born and raised there. Yeah, born and raised. Both of which are part of the Jewish. and Irish culture. Yeah, Italian.

Italian. Not Irish. Jewish and Italian. The Irish will be quiet and punch you in the face. Yeah. The Italians will freak out and be very loud. The Jews, same thing. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. For demanding people. Yeah. And that's Long Island. You have Jews. You have Italians. You're African American, obviously. Irish people.

I'm Puerto Rican. You're Puerto Rican. You're from Kenya. Are you Kenyan? When I go in auditions, I'm like, I am Puerto Rican. Are you Filipino? Yeah, but Long Island is a fun. It's a fun spot.

You know, it's a good. And you started stand up there? They would love you there. I'm shocked you have not done the club there. I know. I have friends that live there who love you. I need to go there. And I've told me like you should get on the fighter and the kid.

This is Long Island. Shout out to those. Yeah, those people. I need to go out there. It's a lot of cops who shouldn't be cops. To be quite honest. A lot of cops who probably shouldn't be cops that are huge fans of you. I love that.

People, friends of mine that have been given guns where I'm like, oh, every day in the news, I'm like, well, one day it's going to be. You know, Artie Lang had a friend. He used to come and visit us who was essentially a bad cop. Not a bad guy, but a bad cop. He'd be like, he's shakedown drug dealers and kind of talk about it. He'd even let girls go. He'd be like, you know, look, I'd drive drunk so I don't want to be a hypocrite,

but you can kiss your job goodbye, hi. You're live a little, man. And then, you know, then they'd be like, you know, you're cute. And he'd be like, well, you're kind of cute. Yeah. Literally, literally, literally. He admitted basically that, you know, the girl thought he was cute. He was on him.

He was like, you know what? Fuck, I got my back of my patrol car. We don't, this is 1980. Badge bunnies. Badge buddies. Is that what they called? Badge buddies. Badge buddies.

You do your first set was in Long Island? First set was in Long Island in a tattoo parlor coffee shop. Hell yeah. A tattoo parlor. You heard that. When you were bombing, you would hear zzz. And of course, they're Long Island tattoos. So a guy's getting, like,

Cadillac. You know, his girlfriend's name tatted over with, like, the Twin Towers, you know, something like that. She's a Long Island tattoo parlor. So, you know, you could only imagine the people getting tattooed would be like, bro, that sucks. Yeah. Be like, bro, not good.

And you'd be like, okay. By the way, bro. The one word and said, bro. Yes. Said that way more than any other word in Long Island. 100%. Bro. Bro, bro, bro.

Yeah, everybody's in bro. Yeah, everybody's good, bro. I'm sold. Oh, I need to take last. Yeah, I would. You would be at home. You would like to thrive there. Yeah, you would love it.

Oh, yeah. I have so many friends that are personal trainer DJs. That I mean, and they just sell H-GH in an Appleby's parking lot. That's what that boils down to. Oh, dude. And by the way, when you go to the beach, correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah. Long Island.

The, the amount of just pumped up, pumped up juice heads. It's so out of control. Long Island juice. Fights on the beach. Fights on the beach.

So aggressive. Yeah. Yeah. You knew your ass kicked in the surf. Yeah. You're not careful. Again,

you'd be fine. Guys like me, not so much. I got by by just being funny because you always need a funny guy to make fun of what just happened as two of your friends getting put in a patrol car.

Storyteller. Yeah. You need a storyteller. You're the guy from 300 with the eye patch? Yeah. You need a guy to break it all down, you know? But yeah, it was a fun place to grow up. The food is sick.

Yeah. Like, that's why I have, you know, you grow up with... Sick in that language means it's really good. Yeah, it's good. Sick and a lot of life. What kind of food? I mean, we're talking Italian food, bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches, big heroes, big clams, all kinds of shellfish, buffalo calamari.

Like, I mean, monster shit. Yeah, that's why... You sound like you're going to fuck all that food. That's why I'm keto now. He's keto now. He's keto now. Three days. Oh, three days.

Yeah, I'm a professional fighter now. Heavyweight champion. Heart of a lion. Part of a heart of a lion. I punched a woman in the face today. Yeah. Congratulations. Yeah.

Congratulations. Domestic violence. We're starting with women. You're in the women's league. Yeah. Good, good. No, I'm pumped. I feel kind of better.

I have to change. I have to, I can't, you know, everybody's going to die. I mean, everybody I know is going to die. Yeah. Have you always had, like, have you always been like a bigger dude? I started being a bigger dude after high school. after high school. I was actually not,

there's a photo of me on Instagram when I was a senior year of high school. I was like much, it was much better. Is that on your profile? It's on my Instagram, yeah. You can see,

you can see what I was. Now, you might be like, okay, it's still too big, but it's really not that big. My mother is big. My dad's not that big.

My mother's a big, Long Island woman. There you go. Right down to the left. In the suit. Oh, I saw you post this one. In Catholic school.

Yeah, so that's not a fat guy, right? No. Yeah. So I got to get back to that. Yeah. It's just going to be, you know.

Brendan is always dieting. Yeah. Well, I text him something. Like, it was a smoothie the other day. I'm like, what's this? He's like, and I wait for the answer. I'm like, yeah. He actually, even though I don't even know if you've read any books, but being an athlete,

he really does know a lot. He does know a lot. You know a lot. No, I mean, on diet. I'm diet. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, keto. I have.

Yeah. Well, you'll be super specific, which I appreciate. Rogan will be like, give up sugar and grain. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. Okay, where'd I go from here? Yeah, I'm like, okay, but specific. What can I eat?

Just tell you're super specific. He knows anything but sugar and carbs. Yeah. He even knows like supplements and shit. Yeah, well, that's what I saw. I went to vitamin shop last night. I walked there to vitamin shop. And vitamin shop has these little keto, like, why you give me a look.

It says keto on it. I know. And it says little peanut butter cups, little keto cookies, little keto bar, cookie dough things. Was I wrong? Why are you getting? Me, look, it says, you're only three days in. I understand that, but it's like vitamin shop. It's called the vitamin.

Is it bad? Yeah, it's bad. I thought a lot of them hide like, like, it's like alcohol sugars, but a lot of that like, sugar alcohol now, that's in it. It's a problem. You mean shit in your pants. Sorbitol, sorbitol. It's bad for your very bad.

But also your body might go, oh, sweet, you know, and the jack your insulin level. I got to be honest with you, I did eat it and I did like start to be like, ooh. You know, I felt like kind of like, ooh. You're only three days in. You shouldn't eat that stuff yet, dude. Here's the thing. I know that I should have. You just want to.

I just approval. I want to be a keto person. Yeah, you're not doing a keto thing, are you? At the end of the day, this isn't going to last. Look at me in the eye. It has to live.

I've had no bread. I've had no rice, no pasta, no grains, no grains, no sugar. But you're eating all the cookies and the brownies you can't. Now, here's the thing. It's his keto on the package. It's not going to work out, is it? We got another, we're another day. You're a, no, I'm going to, I'm sticking with it.

Kicking with it till I at least lose 20 or 30 pounds. Then I will get rid of it and put it back on it. Yeah, you put it right back on. Right back on it a weekend. Yeah, that's my thing. When I started diet, I'm like, I want to lose 30 pounds. Like, yeah. How long is this going to stay?

I'm like going to meet keto for a life. Yeah. Get down to this weight. Well, it's very tough because you look how disciplined certain people are. And they cook a lot. Yeah. And it's very tough if you're not cooking a lot to really follow anything. Keto's pretty easy if you don't cook.

Although, Bert Krecher yesterday, I worked out with them at this spring class. He said, come to this hot spin class with me. He goes every day. So I walk in, I had no idea what to expect. I walk in. A, it sounds like a giant fart in there. They have the heat blasting. This is in the valley.

It's called the sweat shop. It's so hot, but I can't see. It's in the dark with like some strobe lights. It's like a rave. I get in. There we are. And I get in. Dude, I get in.

And all I sees the light shine through Bert's hair. And he's kind of losing his hair. So I'm like, all right, that's Bert. So I sit down next to him and we're going. And like my eyes adjust to the dark and I'm like, I look at Bert. I go, dude, where's all the chicks at? Yeah. He goes, what?

I go, where's all the chicks at? He goes, not here, bro. And then it's just him. Oh, I'm good. On his bike for an hour. An hour. Oh, an hour. Us doing work.

But to the point, Bert does, he's been super strict because he's getting ready for sober October. So he's doing intermittent fasting. He's working out every single day. and then he's like the only this is when he goes you know I'm kind of losing weight man I'm thinking you know doing some stuff I'm gonna get shredded I'm like yeah that'd be cool man that'd be really cool and then he goes

the only problem is when I just stand up man a few drinks and the fucking gila monster comes out and I just fuck my diet that's all of us yeah the gila monster what is intermittent fasting so you only eat like in an eight hour period during the day so you have eight hours to eat whatever you need to do

outside that you don't touch so now let me ask you question so for eight hours I'm allowed to eat anything. Don't know. Hold on. That's what you just said. What he just said. For eight hours.

We can't eat six pies. God damn. But what you can do, there's a new thing called 3612. We go 36 hours, just water and coffee. To get you through those 36 hours. Okay. You have 12 hours. You'd become a drug addict for three days.

Basically, you go on a binge for 12 hours. You can cheat. Yeah. I love that diet. That's the new diet. Three days you don't eat. You just, it's just caffeine. And you love.

lay on your floor and twitch. That's what some people do? Yeah. And then at the end of that, what do you do? Then for those 12 hours, you go bonkers and then another 30. It seems like a healthy life. Yeah. It doesn't seem like something you can sustain.

No, it'd be tough. They got intermittent fasting from, you know, religion. People who were intermittent fasting, they realized that when they did it after a while, their body was responding by their brain was clear. Every religion I can think of. Craving. Yeah, every major religion I can think of has, a time of fasting. I mean, Islam, you fast for a month.

So I may convert to Islam in order to lose weight. You should. See, I want to go. He's like, I'm so proud. You look so much better. Get skinny or good. Here's the thing. I'm Muslim. I show up with a coo fee. I'm like, listen.

I want to go on naked and afraid just to lose weight. And what, yeah. We're 30 days. You just kill what you eat, the bugs. You're butt naked. But I just feel like you're, you worry about your weight. But, no, I'm fine. Yeah, I mean, I'm not.

You're a big muscular guy. The fuck. It's tough. 3612. You've never really been fat, dude. No. No. I've never got out.

I mean, you're just a big. It's too big for me. Even that. I mean, it kind of goes all over your body. Yeah, but still. You don't feel, maybe you don't feel the same, but. Do you feel good, Tim? I don't feel like I'm going to die.

Like, it depends. I look at other people and I go, they must feel better. You know what I mean? Are you a stress eater? That's what I am. I think I eat, like, I don't eat a lot of shit. I don't eat a lot of shit. I don't eat a lot of fast food.

I don't drink soda. I don't eat chips. I don't do any of that stuff. Okay. But I like good food and I like going out to nice restaurants. And unfortunately, you know, sometimes you have a chocolate suflay or you have like something you shouldn't have. You eat, you know, a bowl of pasta. I mean, food is one of the joys of life.

That's the other problem. But there should be other joys. So that's the. Yeah. But eating late, that's a huge problem. For comics, that's the biggest problem. Like drinking late and eating late, late. That's probably the biggest issue.

man. You were in high school and then was there an event or something that forced you to like gain weight? No, just over time. Life. Life happened and then you just start eating and eating and eating and then you just, you know. Wake up one morning, 300 pounds. Yeah.

You wake up and you don't know what happened. Yeah. So, but that's why now I'm going the other way. I'm going to scale it down. You can do the Jonah Hill. I'm going to do the Jonah Hill. Yeah. Do you see Jonah?

But he got fat again. He goes like. This dude. Because he can't get movie rolls thin. That's a reality. No one likes them thin. No one really likes him thin. I know it's better for his health. I'm selfish. Right. People are funny or fat. They just are more vulnerable. People are just funny.

Let me see that. Let me see the difference. I got to be out. He looks like a Harry Krishna when he's thin and he shaves his head. Like he looks like a dude you don't want to talk to. Good actor. He looks like an asshole when he's thin. He looks super friendly when he's fat. Yeah. He looks like a vegan blogger when he's. he's thin. Like he becomes he looks good when he's thin though. Let me see that picture with him in a tank top.

Oh, okay, that's better. Good looking kid there. That's better. He's a good looking kid. I love the agent. Like his agent having to call him and go, listen, Jonah, we think you look great. But the reality is you need to gain 80 pounds. Yeah, he's like, dude, where's all the roll? He's like, here's the thing. You do, how do you feel? Good? That's fantastic. He goes into his agents. Obviously, have a huge cake. They're like, listen. One of the producers, we're here to celebrate. We're celebrating.

We're celebrating. You just got an offer, but we'd like you to really just kind of enjoy yourself for a little while. Well, let loose. Because they can't say gain weight. Yeah. They can't say lose weight. They just, you know, go out and really just start, you know. Let your hair down.

Yeah. Let your hair down. Yeah. Let your hair down. Let your hair down. Have a shaved head. Yeah. You know what we're saying.

You know what we mean. We're at the old Jonah. Where's he at? Yeah. I learned what Hollywood was about when Artie Lang was on the, on Mad TV and had a little, I mean, it's public knowledge had a little, a little toad problem. Truggy shit. Tud problem.

You think his nose is gone. Love him, love him so much. But he had a little issue and he got skinny. Yeah. And one of the producers called him called him our manager. I have the same manager and said, look man, like this is kind of awkward, but we need a heavy guy on the show. God.

What a nightmare. You know, he's skinny. And so we, and my, my man, poor manager didn't know. Is it that? Poor manager was trying to save his job. He goes, I'll get him fat. I'll figure out of getting back to normal. In other words, get him off the drugs.

Yeah. But it was, sometimes it's like, we need you that way. I did fat actress with Christyale. Right. And it was this big show. Everybody was talking about it. I mean, it was everybody was talking about it. And then she got skinny and the show got canceled.

But in that case, it was called fat actress. Correct. So. It's like if Rebel Wilson loses a ton of weight, you're like, dude, what the fuck? Right. Like one of the quality she has, it's like, you know. Yeah. Well, now it's like now because the fat activist, like the fat.

Did you, are you watched them? You watched MTV awards? Yeah. No. It was like a LGQ TB fat. Well, it was all, like, now if you, now if you go out in certain rooms and you're like, hey, I just lost 50 pounds, the audience would use to applaud. Now they're just like, they just look at you like, okay, well, you should have loved yourself.

You know, they want, they want, they want, such horseshit. It's horrible. Like, oh, what's your name, Lizzo? Yeah, Amy Schumer. that movie about being chubby and people like she's not fat enough she should she can walk on her own that's not representation she doesn't need a machine to sleep she can we want a bitch sits on a scooter yeah we want i mean literally that that lizzo and she's like in a bikini she's very talented she's great she's talented she's talented dude she's dance in front of a big ass

a giant like fat ass fat bulbous ass but poor sebastian has to go hey there's canolies in the back for everybody. Lizzo! Yeah. It's just not. Right. Like he's set up. I wish he had turned on that audience

and started roasting me too. I would have loved you. I would love that. I would love that. Just full. Oh, fuck you. Oh, you and you're fucking. Hey, Sean Mendez.

We know you're gay. Yeah. Come out. Just because hard. You can kiss Cabela or what the fuck your name is nonstop. You know you suck. Absolutely.

Like this was the whole awards was like celebrating fat bitches. Yes. And just gay people. It was so strange. This was the MTV Awards? Yeah. Yeah.

Sebastian was the host. So I didn't see it. We're going to a time for fat. Fatt's in right now. Fat is huge. You're on the wrong end of the... Fat is huge. Andy Ruiz is the fucking heavyweight champion of the world.

I mean, you know. It's big. Big boys. It's all about big people. America. Those awards were strange, man. They were odd. But then they're like...

We're also older now. They're like, all right, everybody. Here's Miley Cyrus. She just went through a divorce yesterday. Right. And she went through divorce. She's 22. They were together for eight weeks.

Yeah. But she's saying he was the best. performance of the night. It's a fucking, but we are getting older, right? Maybe that's why I'm getting older. No, it's also activism. It's a new activism. Right. It's also a bull. I don't buy it. I just don't buy it. But also like no nobody no but first of all myly Cyrus's new video has people in wheelchairs like dancing around and all this stuff. And I mean, rolling around. You know, yeah. Oh yeah. Her new video. Which one the slide. The, uh, mother's daughter. Oh, I haven't seen that. You know,

her new hits the jam. Uh, it's not it's not a bad song. But like, it's also like why, Why, did you care about that last year? Like, if you care so much now. Wait a minute. You mean Hollywood's fickle? So, hold on. You saw people in wheelchairs like last year, right? They were still there.

Yeah, where you at now? You mean gender reassignment surgery? That's kind of a sexy shot of her right there in that. The slideaway, no, her new jam, man. I don't even know. She just licks herself and licks the floor. She's like a cat. I think she has an autoimmune disease.

There's something going on. Yeah, I don't think it's really. I don't think it's sexy. Now, is that very ladylike? Woman power. She wants to destroy the Disney Channel, destroy conventional morality. That's what all they're trying to do. Yeah, they're all just trying to.

Except for Hillary Dove, she went, that new girl, Billy Elish is like bleeding from her eyes. She's having like satanic ceremonies on stage. All these young girls are like, oh, this is awesome. She clearly like an M.K. ultra victim. It's like a nightmare. She has horrible depression. Yeah. And she refuses to wear like, you have no idea what her body looks like.

She's in baggy clothes. Yeah. Billy Eilish. Yeah, she said she doesn't want to get. She doesn't want to be known for like, sexual or whatever. She doesn't want to be sexual. yet she sings about sleeping with people's dads. I got in trouble because I said she looked like

Harvey Weinstein put in the cage for 10 years. And I got in trouble for that. And Instagram took my thing down. Really? Yes, they did. Looks like Harvey Weinstein tossed me in cage for 10 years and just left her with fucking highlights. Yeah, I mean, that's what it is.

I mean, there's something wrong here. Any of her videos, I mean, look at that. Go over to the left right there where she's bleeding blue blood out of her eye. Like, guys. It's a cry for help. Guys. Yeah.

She's also 10. So she doesn't really sing. I'm not going to take anything she says serious. Her music is like this. She's like, huh, ha, but I mean, it's chance. She's all, you. It's like, huh, bye. Yeah, I would like to cut myself.

Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, well, she's not good. She's got angst, man. She's got angst. And she's doing good. She's probably super woke. She's killing it, man. She's fucking killing it.

She got big on SoundCloud. Brian, take a height because you're 60. I'm 60. Anyways, what are we talking about them? Oh, yeah, she's 60. She got big on SoundCloud. My brother would produce her music. Yeah.

Now she's like the number one artist. in the world. Good for her. She's talented, obviously, right? I mean, whatever. I mean, is she? Is she? Is it? I mean, she dresses. We don't know. We, we don't know. She dresses. She just dresses different. She's over it. She's super over it. I'd be talented, too, if a bunch of senators put me in a circle and lit me on fire and, you know, branded me and then sexually abused me. Is she a product with the Illuminati? It's pretty. And then toss the whole fucking closet of Supreme. Read all this conspiracy stuff right. And you're like, they're all like, Taylor Swift's in this cult and that, you know, the Illuminati, blah, blah. blah, and I'm like, oh, that's all BS.

And then I see her in, like, the middle of a circle of candles. And I'm like, oh, maybe there is a problem. Maybe something's wrong. Maybe she's been unleashed. Yeah. She's been groomed. Relays her. Because her thing is, she might be a little thicky, right?

They open the gate. She just doesn't want to show her. We've never seen her like, Bob. It's hard being 19 and feeling heavy. She's 17. She's 17. Holy baby. That's why we can't see anything about her.

She's a baby. To be fair, she's been doing it since she was like 13. Yeah. She's doing music since 13. Yeah. Since 13. She's 17. And she's probably...

God bless her. Listen, I'm open to clabbing, Billy. She's a kid. Everything I said was really insecurity. Yeah. I'm open to call out. And fear. I will sacrifice animals with you.

I'll do it. Whatever you want to do, hon. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm on keto. I'm going to start wearing begging. No blood is keto. You can eat.

You can drink... The blood of the innocent. Yeah. You can drink co-blood. But also, is it? Is she like a new age, Averil Levine? Remember her?

Oh, yeah. She did say that she likes. likes Aver Levine. I think... Is Averlevin no longer a hit? She's just kind of Oh, I mean, Averloven she died. She had some medical issue. Best case she died. That's the best case. Averlovene is dead. I mean, God

only knows. She's probably in a Ralph's right now shooting heroin, you know? Things haven't worked out? Yeah. She got super sick with what? Fame? I don't know. Reality? Yeah. There was this disease

called people moving on. Why is it? She caught it It was fatal Oh that's sad I always get paranoid I'm gonna get bit by a tick Probably be the best thing that happened to me

Oh she got fucking that Lyme disease Everybody has Lyme disease they say Oh it's it's chronic Lyme And then Rogan had an infectious disease guy And he was like We don't think so She got really sick though She got really sick

She got really sick for real Yeah it's just people that have been You know taking drugs for the last three years Yeah I was gonna say Sometimes you just live a shitty Maybe she's just not healthy at all Yeah she's just coming off the hair a wall. Yeah. How about I was hiking this morning? The guy goes, hey, bro, he has headphones

on and you can tell you hikes every day. He goes, bro, huge ral snake up there. Be careful. But didn't tell me where. It ruined the fucking hike, man. I was so scared the rest of the time. Now, what is hiking? But pointed in a general area. I'm on a mountain. I'm pointing in a general area like this. Hiking is when you, you throw on a pair of shorts and some, some durable boots. Yeah, I wear a bandana. Sure. Never go shirtless. Camel back. I don't go with a shirt. Yeah, and I just, I just, a high step it up a mountain.

She'll like that. I want to come one day. So you walk up the mountain. Yeah, or you can run, jog. Well, let's, we'll walk. Let's relax. And we poach small animals. Great.

Yeah. Interesting. Some rattlesnakes, little dangers involved. A lot of white people. I've never done a hike. I went to Griffith Park once. Do you remember this movie? Do you remember this movie?

I'm going to quote it. He was especially hard on little things. He'd rise behind a motorcycle and just blows a fucking Bunny Rabbit away with a huge gun. What was that? Is that a younger movie, we'll know? The guy who played the part was what fought Larry Holmes for the title.

Raising Arizona. Oh, it's a great movie, but I didn't, I think, it's a great movie. That's so old you guys are. Yeah.

No, I mean, it's a good, I remember the in Blockbuster, there was like an empty pool, right? And they were on lounge chairs in front of it. Yes.

I remember seeing the cover in Blockbuster. It's one of the great movies. It's one of the great movies. It's one of the greatest. Dude, I want to watch. I got to start watching. Cobb is real old school.

And here's the thing, Brian, that if you start watching some of the older movies, dude, they're so good. Oh, that's one of, literally. And I think we've all seen them, but it's also like,

in music, like the 80s and the 70s, music holds up. Like, the new shit's not going to hold up. It's not going to hold up. You can jam to some fucking queen or something. Yeah. Zeprin or anything.

Well, that's classic. But it holds up over every generation. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. But then it's like, is this Billy Elish song you know to hold up? Well,

Alvro-Livism. So I had a guy who's, I did a podcast with him, he's written all the Backstreet Boy songs and all that. And he said, this is a time that doesn't really, no. Yeah, he said, do it from prison? The fat pedophile, Lou Pearlman. He stole all their money. In Florida?

No, it's Anders. Oh, fuck. I don't know. He's Swedish. He wrote, I want it that way and all those songs. Okay. And he said that this is a time probably that you won't see any genius because the turnaround is so quick.

that nobody's getting to that. I beg the different. Oh, Anders Carlson, that's him. And, and. I beg to differ. I think Post Malone

is a straight of genius. Okay. People around him, I don't think he's a genius, but I think he's good. Genius. He is very talented. He is very talented.

Like, as fast as he can write a song. Yeah. And how talented he is on the keyboard. Sure, he might be really good and fast. But I don't know that those, I don't know if those songs are going to last. This is what all old people say. You know what I'm saying?

Have you seen the new video? Like, Ed Sharon's a fucking monster. No, no, he is. Yeah, literally. He's a literal monster from... No, he looks like he lives under a bridge. This is what I love about, like, and you'll understand this,

because you've been in the business for a long time, like, Ed Shearons is a guy that fucks everybody up who just goes, well, yeah, man, you've got to be hot. You've got to be hot, and you'll succeed. And then you see that bridge troll selling out arenas. And you're like, oh, nothing means anything.

Everything's chaos. I don't even know what. Well, he's good. He's legitimate. He's good, but it's like it would make you feel better if he looked like Sean Mendez so you could go, well, of course. Yeah.

But you look at this guy, you're like, oh, I guess anyone can succeed. Literally anyone. I mean, he looks like a make-a-wish kid who didn't die and just grew out the hair.

And his eyes are crazy. Oh, he's crazy. No, most successful tour of all time. Better than you two by 40 million. Beat you too. I just take your facts. I'm right back. I'm so good at that.

That's impressive. No, I mean, his eyes are every which way. Was it? He was in Game of Thrones, right? Yeah. He has so much hate for it. It was weird.

He's off social media now. But by the way, that's the only thing it makes sense that he's in his Game of Thrones. He's taking an 18-month hiatus. Makes a lot more sense to me than him in an arena. He's been on the road for 300 days. Him and Game of Thrones. He's taking an 18-month hiatus.

Well, he was on the road for like 300 days. He just got married. And he has, they say he's going to be a billionaire from all his touring. So he's like, oh, I'm good. I'm going to write some more songs. I'll be back next year. Good for him, man. Look at that.

Two, two dudes. Two dudes. That's a, that's a lot. That's a lady. Oh, boy. Whatever. Listen. She saved the whole region.

Whatever they say it is in Westeros. Westrose. Did you watch the, are you a fan of the DOT? You know, I did. I was a fan of it. In the way that 34-year-old should be a fan of things where I saw it. And that was good. And then I'm out.

Immediately. Yeah. And moved on immediately. Didn't care about the last season, didn't care that it wasn't exactly what I wanted. I wanted Searcy to win. I liked Searcy. Yeah. But nobody else did.

Everybody else. Oh, she's evil. Blah, blah, blah. She fucks her brother. I had no problem with any of that. I wanted her to win. She didn't win, but I was like,

okay, I moved on. Yeah. I just thought when the dragon destroyed fucking everything, I was like, well, you lost your mind.

You're fucking an asshole. Yeah, but I like the way that the, the mother dragons, Danny, the way she turned. Yeah. Because I think that's every woke person

is that. Every politically woke person wants to burn everything down. Yes, every politically woke person just wants enough power to destroy everyone. So they can destroy the city

so they can, be the queen. That's what they want. I couldn't agree more. They hate Trump because they want to be Trump. Yeah. I couldn't agree more. That's it. I thought it was funny how everyone, they said the cast, when they were reading through the script on the last day, how people had to get up and walk out and they're furious and some were crying. Yeah, they were making a million an episode. They were furious. I would have been like, hey, shut up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. This is beautiful. This is amazing. I love this. Hold on so I can get more hatred in my heart. They said they were reading through it.

Explain this to the actors who believe in wear costumes that don't matter. They were reading through, they were doing the table reading. They said, like, a few of them were like, look at him crying. Wait, and he's probably laughing. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. They were not laughing.

Because the show was over or what? No, that his character is fucking, you know, they've been together forever, and then they were just, you know, reading through it. Oh, they got emotional. I thought they were mad at the ending. They were. No, some were. Oh, somewhere mad.

And that's why. Yeah, we were furious. My character should went out like that. It's like, hey, but shut the fuck. It's like, hey, remember when you were a waiter? Yeah. Remember what people would yell at you? Remember when you were fucking flying on dragons?

Yeah. People would yell at you because you didn't bring their ranch dressing. And now you're making a million dollars a week. That's a lot of money. Yeah. Save that money. A lot of you are not going to work again. I love the way you said that.

Yeah. Listen, a lot of you. A lot of you. You've reached the end of the lines. That's what you get when you're 50. too and you've been in the business a long time. Yeah, you've just seen how these stories play out. But a lot of them get typecasted, right?

A lot of them get typecasted. Like, I'm not trying to see him do anything else besides fucking fight people in medieval times. Yeah, I don't want to see him as like a court. The choices he makes now are going to be. No, I don't want to see him as like the buddy cop movie comedy. Well, they'll try to push him into something big. He's got, he's got something special.

But my guess is they're going to go, you're going to do these six action movies and we're going to make an action. Well, the chick on the left is Gene Gray. the one who's married to the Jonas brother, she's Jean Gray in the new X-Men, so she's thriving. He actually just got signed onto the new Marvel film Eternals. I know, of course he did. Hey, who's not

getting signed to Marble? But he's got a hero equality to him. There's something really... Yeah, you believe in him. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I guess he's not a tall guy. Five, six? No. Aren't most actors like 5-10? You know this. Five-six, though? Yeah. Aren't these guys? They're all like 5-10. Everybody's, from James Cond, do you name it?

Yeah, they're all like 5-10. I mean, Martin Sheen, everybody, you can think of De Niro. I saw Zach Efron wants. They're like small. He's tiny people. Yeah. He is. Zach is small?

He's like a small person. Small dude. Yeah. But if you're as a kid, if they're that young and you're a kid, they're getting a show business, you're not going to be a big hulking dude. I was an actor when I was six to when I was 12. Really? I was on Sesame Street a few times.

Yeah. Damn. You've heard of it? I didn't know that. Yeah, I've heard of it, bro. Your son may enjoy it. Kids all over the world believe in it. I was on it twice.

I made about, uh, $260. Good, good, good. Yeah. Did you meet any of the characters, like Elmo or Cookie Monster? Dude, I saw that big meth head who plays Big Bird, Carol, whatever his name is. Oh. Yeah, and then I met, and then I did the polka with snuffaloopagus.

Snuffelopagus? Yeah, that's on YouTube. Please bring that. Yeah, it's polka with snuffel obagus. This is very embarrassing. God, Big Bird actor retires up for nearly 50 years. Dude, Macon. Well, I don't think Tim Dillon will come up.

I think it's polka with snuffel up against. Although maybe it will. There it is. Let me see. Polka or Stuff. It's just got to be polka with Snuffle Lumpkis. But I just danced with, uh... Yeah, there, it's the third one down.

Oh, no, this is not. It's the second one. I'm sorry. This is just... Now, he has to wear that outfit. Yeah. He's inside of it. He's in...

Sweating his ass off. Is this right? I wonder what... I don't... I think I might kill myself. Is that... Is that you run the back there? I don't know, but it's the...

It is on there. It's... It's... Like, I danced. the poker with them. How much money did how much were they getting public television?

You don't get any money. You get no money. Nobody gets any money. That's why they're begging for money. Big Bird didn't make money. They'll get paid. Yeah, there you're here it is. There I am right there.

Where are you? The blonde with the 45-year-old with the blonde hair. The guy, the kid who obviously shouldn't be there. Oh my God. A bowl cut, dude. Yeah, dude.

That's that Long Island Bull. Yeah, that's right. So I get it, Brian. I get acting. Do you think you were going to be like shot above? Yeah. You think you were going to be like shot above? Yeah.

I thought I was, Brendan. Thanks for bringing it up. I did think that. No, I believe everything you're doing right now. And I know the difference. I believe everything you're doing. I see a skill. He's not his mark.

I know what I'm doing. Look at your hands, by the way. Put your hands close to your penis. There you go. And there you go. Was it cool? I'm sure for you, as a kid, you're... Yeah, a few kids thought it was cool.

Did you go back to school the next day? Think you were a big dick hairy? Um, I think it was... It was cool. Um... But it wasn't like, yeah, me and this chick, God only knows what happened to her, huh? That's the girl from Game of Fun. She probably had a very hard life.

It's Billy Ice. Yeah. Now, they didn't have me do any speaking roles because my voice was literally the same as it was now. So there was nothing fun about that. It's nothing fun about a little kid being like, oh, were you a natural blonde or is that a die jar? No, it's natural blonde, dude. Good, good, good. You're Irish? Irish, yeah.

Irish. So, I mean, listen. So then you got out of the game. You got out of the game of the girl? I got out of the game at 12 or 13. Why? Because there's no real roles. if you are going through puberty

and look like you're going through puberty. So a lot of the young kids are played by older people or the art, but you know how it is. And listen, I tried for like six years and got nothing. I started when I was six. First play, it was six. I toured around the country with a Broadway show

for two and a half months with my mom. Yeah. I tried, you know, I went on a bunch of auditions. It tried out for like Grace Under Fire, which was like Brett Butler's sitcom. I made it to like the third callback and then they found a kid who was like, shorter than me

look better standing next to her. That kid was like one of the Spouse brothers. She was such a nightmare on that show. Yeah, I heard that. Really? Oh, my God. Well, she's a big Coke. The Will and Grace girl?

No. Brett Butler? Brett Butler. She was a comic. She was a stand-up comic. She had a huge show and she became. I'm sure you remember. So difficult, I guess, that she just.

That was the closest I ever got, was Grace Under Fire. I got the second callback, third callback. I was going to go to screen test in L.A. And my mom and dad were like, we're going to get, we're going to be rich because they think they're going to be rich too. Because they're like, oh, we're going to. We're going to take your money, McCauley Colkinson.

Yeah, we're going to go and live in L.A. We can ditch Long Island. Yeah. Chuck Lory. Yeah, it did, she was such a nightmare, I guess, and then Hollywood was like, I have no idea. Look, see the kid?

I have no idea of she is. Look, how close am I to that kid? Very much. You know what I mean? You know what? I almost got, I was almost that kid, bro. The kid's pretty cute. You know what, Brendan, you didn't see the acting ability.

You didn't see what I could do. could do. You're right. I didn't see what I could do. You're just judging it. No, I'm not. And I think you, I would, but see, like, yeah, I almost got. Look who's on there. Yeah, that kid's tiny. I was not that. Isn't that what's the name from Frazier? No, no, that's that. David I Pierce now. That is that Stephen, uh, the fucks. I don't know this show. And I've never heard of her. I wonder what everyone's doing. Brad Bollard. Well, you haven't heard of her, but she used to be. She's big. She used to be a big deal. Really? And then she became. She was like a southern comic.

And they went, Hollywood went, that's what they do. Oh, you cost us money. We'll see you later. Yeah. She passed away. No. She's probably still doing stand-up somewhere.

She's probably somewhere just, you know, getting hammered and saying the N-word. Back then you remember. But just imagine. I'm just guessing. That's just by her face. Just by her face. I'll really having a great. I'll tell you right now, some real fun stuff comes out about Jews after a few drinks.

Due to her, yeah, 1998, due to her erratic behavior stemming from substance boat. She was dismissed from the show. Unless she's going well. Can cancel the series. Moved out of Los Angeles onto a farm in Georgia where she lives with 15 pets. Yes. And she can say whatever she wants, in quotes. And they won't talk back.

And Brett loves free speech. Wow. Well, at least she's happy, I guess. Hey. She was a pretty good stuff. Why did you decide to leave New York? I was the most successful person in New York City and the wealthiest. I think that's a little, I don't know if I believe that.

Wow. You know what, Brian. No, no. I don't have to convince everybody. They're not saying. Comics out there, man. That's not true. I was successful.

I had surpassed Seinfeld, Gaff against. Louis C.K. Louis C.K. I had surpassed all of those guys. Norman. I had surpassed all of them. Yeah. And I was also the richest person in New York.

I made more money than a lot of the hedge fund guys and the private equity guy. I don't know how you made that money. Well, you know, your negativity is really showing. It just eats you. It doesn't eat me. It eats you. No, I'm just saying. You know.

Was it residuals from the decision? So once I got to the pinnacle of New York where I literally own New York Society, I had to get out. I had to get out to come here and then take it over, and I'm halfway there. You are halfway there. You've been here for how long? Three months. You came in like a tidal wave.

But I've been coming out a lot. I've been coming out here a lot. In and out. Becoming in and out. I haven't seen you at the store or any of those places. Yeah, I just started. I started working there probably three months ago. But I would come in and out and I just wanted to change.

I was just like, I grew up in New York. to New York. You've been doing the whole circuit with everybody. Did the whole circle with New York. I started coming out here. I met a kid who was a cool dude. We started making those videos. I was like, this is really fun. I'm having fun doing this. What were your classes? I mean, what were your clubs?

Did you... I was with a stand a lot. It was at Gotham, Caroline, things like that. The seller? Never into the cellar. Really? Yeah, I left before I was like in there. A lot of great clubs, though. I mean, there's a lot. Is it a comic strip still? Comic strip still around? Yeah, still around. I think

Seinfeld shot is special there. Yeah. I mean, I don't think, I don't know what's going on to Comistreep. Yeah, I don't either. I mean, Dangerfield, you want to perform for like five people and the waiters like 84, but that's fun sometimes. That's fun.

Not really, but it's fun like one time. And then like the second time, you're like, well, this isn't. So you kind of came out here just because you need a change? I needed a change. I was also focused. I was, I was podcasting a lot and I wanted to build that. And those videos I started to make, I started to enjoy. And I was like, these are really funny.

And I want to do something. you know with those and you know all the people that I make them with around here I just felt like it was time to go time to move you know make sense and it was yeah bring up some of his videos it's on YouTube or your Instagram it's on Instagram Tim Dillon related to so I mean it's just like we we just started to do a lot of this stuff like I did one where I was spoke out I was Jeffrey Epstein's prison guard oh let me see that which one is dude the IGTV. You know, go to the YouTube. Go to YouTube. Go to YouTube.

Go to YouTube. Don't you go to Epstein's house? I did a video where I dressed up. He's in front of his house. Yeah, I dressed up as a... I did a sting operation, and I don't believe Jeffrey Epstein is guilty, because I did a sting operation where I... Think how ridiculous that first video is?

Well, that's Burning Man. That's a guy that went to Burning Man. But the Epstein Prison Guard is all the way to the right, and then you could look at the one from his house, but this is... Hold on a sec. This is a guy. Who comes up with these? Who writes them?

I write him and then my buddy helps me edit them because sometimes I don't know what is funny. My name is Tommy Delvecchio de Benedetto and I was Jerry Epstein Security Guard at the Metropolitan Detention Center. A lot of people online are trying to pin this on the fucking Clintons. Let me tell you, man,

they're good fucking people. They love this guy. They visited them three times this week in the middle of the fucking night because they didn't want to make a big deal out of it because they're fucking humble. You should have seen Hillary. Hillary Clinton, when she saw him, it was like a fucking dog that it just, you know, when they were

owners in Iraq and he comes back, she just fucking lunged at him. She went right forward. I had to fucking pull her off him. She was so fucking excited. They fucking loved each other. Sometimes that's what happens to those suicide watch. People commit suicide. That's why they close suicide watch.

The Clinton's man, they gave a fuck about this guy. You feel like a fucking family. I mean, the night he died, they were here praying with him. They looked like they were drinking, like, wine and some dark red liquid in a child. shallish and they were all fucking chanting in the cell together. I didn't even know why he was fucking in here. I know it's like,

because he's got like an all-inclusive in the Bahamas. But my friend said he had underage girls in there. And I said, you know, my cousin had that fucking problem. But you know what he did? He found a girl that looked young but was really old as shit. You know those girls that like look 14, but they're 40?

You go and see their face is like real rough. The skin by the creases of their mouth is like raw. Well, you know, you don't fucking would you, Donna. You know I fucking love you? You saved that man's life. It wasn't a bad dude, Jerry Epstein. You know, he's not a bad fucking dude.

But I mean, that's like, there's definitely a guy that allowed that to happen. There's got to be a prison guard. He's defending himself. Even if it is, I think there is something going on. There was like foul play. There's got to be some idiot that they were like, oh, we could literally, and it's definitely like a guy

I grew up with. They're like, we could easily distract this guy. by saying we have a better parking spot while we go in and kill this guy. If you go to the Instagram, that's the one where I did it in front of his house. Go back to the Instagram. I said to my friend, I said,

why don't we go to Jeffrey Epstein's mansion in New York and I'll dress up like a schoolgirl and we'll do a sting up, or you could go down a little bit. Was there any problems? Did you have any problems? No, because New York is basically like you can kind of just walk up to anybody's house

and kind of do anything you want. I mean, that's a great thing. But there it is. There it is. There it is. Right. Yeah, there it is. You're a football fan?

A little bit, yeah. Come and getting forward. Somebody show me how to get home. This is all part of the sting operation. This lures the mouth. Very easy. You look. Prince Andrew, that's not a camera in my ass.

So don't be nervous. God, I love planes. I love islands and planes. And getting murdered if I open my mouth. I don't mind that. I think it's fair. What the fuck is this? It's fucking.

Listen, if they were real pedophiles in there, they would be fucking deep in me two or three at a time. The whole thing's bullshit. Hello? I can't believe I fell for this. Every dentist you've ever had is named Jeffrey Epstein. Let's be honest. So I've got an innocent dentist who's in fucking jail.

Everybody thinks he's running some fucking child trafficking network. Well, here's the child waiting to be trafficked. Right. And nothing. Did you get shit from the New Yorkers there or no one cares In New York to you no one cares like Where is that where is his mansion? It's on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. It's beautiful

It's a 75 million dollar Mansion you know I think it's like 40 I think it's about 40,000 square feet I think it's the largest private residence in New York or it's 50,000 square feet It's massive What do you mean what was he think? I mean that's working for a foreign I mean that's why he had the mansion It's probably working for it

That's why? Yeah, Fred is like, Why throw it all away with the human trafficking? I'm like, no, that's why. He's getting work hand in hand. Yeah, they kind of, yeah. They made all the bank. He's up.

But those videos are fun, and we just started making them in L.A. And we just want to, we want to keep pushing the boundaries of what we can get away with. I think it's great. I think it's fun. I think it's funny. So we just try to keep doing things like that. That's the only part of it. That's $75 million.

Just that building. Oh, buddy. Oh, dude. Yeah, buddy. Maybe even more. There's a mansions in New York for $120 million. That's $56 million. $56 million.

Yeah, I mean, this is a little... Have you seen the inside? I mean, it's a block from Central Park. It's a beautiful private residence in New York. It's a private... It was given to him by Leslie Wexner, who owns Victoria... Yeah, who owns Victoria Seagrade. That's why I think there's...

I think that he was working for a foreign government. Well, what about our own government? I don't know. I think maybe the Israelis. You think the Mossad? You don't think... I think that there was... You think he was running a massad.

I don't believe. even, I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy because I just think it's really hard for people to get away with it. It's hard for people to be this organized, but I do think that foreign governments engage in this stuff. But not American here's an idea. Well, they do, but here's an idea. Here's an idea.

It would it be possible, would it be advantageous and in the interest of a government, let's say the Israeli government, to have really successful and influential politicians and business leaders in compromising positions with young girls? Why wouldn't the CIA want

that too. Why wouldn't the Central Intelligence Agency? Because there are, because you'd have to, you'd have to pass that through the Senate Intelligence Committee and a whole bunch of other firewalls. Do you believe that? Do you really believe that the CIA has done that passed everything through the Senate intelligence committee? The CIA, you, to get funding for anything, I mean, there's a lot of, there's civilian oversight. There's a lot of civil. There's a lot of things the CIA's done has had no you're still going to have to go through all kinds of legal hurdles. The problem is nobody why, of course in wartime things happen. But the idea that you had this really, elaborate, not only

How long have you worked for the company? I wouldn't work for the CIA. His dad did. Of course. No, I know the story. I'm not at fucking liberty to say. I agree. It's the Mossad.

It's those foreign governments. They're bad. They're bad people. It's not that the CIA wouldn't engage in some kind of blackmail. They would do the exact same thing. They would, they would, they would, they would, they, the CIA has spied on the Senate and destroyed tapes of them torturing people. They've spied on elected representatives.

So, I mean, listen, man, I don't know, but I wouldn't just say foreign. And also the idea that this guy's an American citizen and, and, and, the CIA wouldn't have any clue about this. Guys on Reddit knew about it. Guys on Reddit in a basement knew about it. Yeah, I think the CIA might have had a little idea. Yeah. Who knows? Did you see the painting he had? Of Bill Clinton?

Yeah, in a dress. Bill Clinton in a dress, like sipping chip, like this giant painting. This is where all these, people get so heated with these conspiracies. The Clinton's drinking blood and killing. I mean, it gets a little far fetched. It's just too much. I don't think the guy, I don't put a lot past the Clintons. That was the giant painting. I love the idea of them murdering people.

What the fuck? That's wild. I went to the comics. Were you with me, Chin? Did you go in D.C. when I went to the comic pizza, ping pong? I saw a photo of it. I went there. You put a photo of it.

That's fucking creepy. If I was in the conspiracy theory, that's, that's, that's, that's in the living room. Dude, this is, this is basically what I think it is like Clinton, like, look who, like, this guy's my bitch type of thing. Yeah, I own him. I own him. That's what it feels like. That's what it looks like, right? looks like. But it looks like Clinton owns you there, but he's an address. I mean, I think that I love

the idea Bill and Hillary the morning after Epstein was killed, just kind of making pancakes, you know, the radio's on. They're kind of dancing around the kitchen. It's just, I love the idea of them killing. I could never picture them having sex, but I could picture them ordering a man's death. Oh, 100%. And that to me is love. The thing is the thing is that the Clintons have a lot of enemies, especially in the current government. So the problem with all that is that. Wouldn't it be nice to know what exactly you know the Clintons are involved in well white water you can look at it

there's a paper trail of corruption all of these families are all involved in something there's a corrupt there's a paper trail of corruption the Clintons were very foundation you had you had foreign despots buying influence with a secretary of state it's crazy the Clinton the Clinton fuck it was paper play it was a it was a slush front it was a slush fund it was a

100% of slush fund where you you basically gave money and you got Trump's shady too Trump is very shady I forgot my shoes Trump is super shady sandals? Well, these are my Are you on spring break?

These are my Teivas, dude. Tebas. This isn't the real. I thought the TVs were the ones with the strap around the Yeah, they are. Those aren't Tevas, bro. No, these are my, like,

these are my athletic. I feel like these are, these are my surf shoes for surfing. Let's do some current events. I'm not met your shirt, Chin. Thanks, man. Portland.

You were just in Portland, right? What'd you think? It's one of my favorite club. Yeah, fun spot. Are you going up there? I'm not going up there recently, but a little in a little while.

Where are you going soon? I don't know. Probably helium. Healing in Portland? Yeah. Yeah. Are you on the road soon or no? Yeah, I'm on the road.

Where am I at? I'm at Stress Factory in New Jersey. September 50 to 7th. And I'm at Go Bananas next weekend, Cincinnati. The weekend after the Stress Factory. I'm on the road like two weeks, two to three weekends a month. You auditioning for stuff?

I'm auditioning for some stuff. I'm kind of a specific type. What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think my voice.

alumni it's a regional dude it's super regional you gotta want an east coast dude yeah you got to want a dad like a lot of them do you gotta want a guy that works on a ferry yeah you got to want a dock worker yeah construction worker construction worker you got to want to say some real racist shit you're per the voice like this you're i can't say anything like progressive like i got to say stick with your own yeah i got to say the neighborhood is changing get out of here yeah get out of my lawn. Get off my lawn. Stuff like that. Don't touch the car. You want to erase it.

Like a guy. All I know is the white man. Yeah, right. This is a white country. You know, like that type of stuff. Good luck, man. What do you got, Jen? So just an update. Popeyes has announced that they are set to sell out of all of their chicken sandwiches by the end of this week. Now, this is a marketing point.

Have you had one, Tim? I have not had one. My attitude about that, everyone was like Popeye's or Chick-fil-A. it's like listen whatever sandwich you eat while the state takes your kids away is fine you know because the people that eat those two things are usually on their way to family court so whatever you happen to sustain yourself with while waiting for your lawyer to show up uh is fine it's it'll be fine you're bigger problems right you got bigger issues yeah anyone's standing on a line i know hitchcliff did it i love tony but as a person who

who has eaten the wrong things and a lot of them to stand on a line. Oh, never. Well, this is bullshit anyway. This is, you don't run out of sandwiches. No, you don't run out of it. Yeah, that's true. This is just, right?

That's like Chick-fil-A. You know what? I never even thought of it. You know what you're reading and chicken. See, he said he did like conspiracies. He just brought out a good one because I took them at their word. No, this is all marketing. It's like the easiest thing.

It's like you increase the demand. Get everyone talking because Chick-fil-A, they're not open on Sundays for a reason. You're fiend for it, six out of seven days. Yeah. For the record, the only, I do think, just to go back, I do think there might be some conspiracy involved with the Epstein case. I don't think that the suicide, I don't think that he was killed.

I don't know how you get into that. That part I have. Maybe he was allowed to kill himself. Yeah, that maybe. But I do believe that the phenomenon of Jeffrey Epstein is very possibly a construct and was constructed by a certain government or something. Interesting. Whether he worked for the CIA or the Mossad.

Right. Or everyone, a little bit of both. Right. I agree. And that the CIA or our intelligence community at least knew what he was about. I'm very glad to live in a town that respects and takes care of children, Hollywood. It's just my prayer. I'm just happy to be here. No one does it better.

No one does it better, man. Think where you'd have been at if you moved here when you're a kid? 100%. It was called successful. That's where I would have been. Okay. Shia LeBuff. I would have been just, you know, at those Steven Spielberg parties just, I was hot at eight.

That's the reality. I was very hot at eight. Just hot a day. Peaked at eight. Peaked it eight. What else you got, Jen? So in more fried chicken news, KFC is actually teaming up with Beyond Meat,

which is the brand making plant-based meat patties. Have you tried those? And now they're going to have fake chicken. I haven't tried them. I find them so disgusting. Take a look at what's in them. It's dog food. It's like soybeans, all that shit.

But then they put the fake blood too. It's like, ah, that's what I mean. It's beet juice. Not only that. They say that meat, like hamburger smells like an old person, so they had that old person smell in there? I'm serious. That's feet smell. Oh, yeah. What is it?

Dude, it's so disgusting. Look at how many ingredients are in a Beyond Burger. It's a hard path for me, dude. A hard pass. Yeah, that's not keto, right? Go fuck yourself. No, is it? Beyond meat? No, it's not. Yeah. Is it? I'm sure. Water, pea protein, I sweat. Expeller, press canola oil.

But just eat beef. Refried coconut, rice protein and other natural flavors. It's not that bad. No, there's other stuff where they tested it. in labs and they made certain smells. They did certain things to it smells. It's more than that, though. There's a ton of shit in there.

Well, that looks delicious. Just eat some meat. Just eat to meat. But if you're a vegetarian, like my mom's a lot of fat vegans. There's a lot of fat vegans, too. Yeah, because they can like fucking hummus and chicken people like so many fat carbs and bread.

That shit's fattening. There's a lot of shit in there. There's bad stuff in there, man. There's a lot of dried yeast. That's not bad for you. I don't even know what some of this is. Gum Arabic. What is gum matter?

It's just all made in a fucking, it's all made in a lab. It's not, you can say what you want, but it's not real. Beetle juice extract for color. Yeah, they make you like bloody.

What they need, what they need is when they, when they come up with meat that's made in a lab without a nervous, central nervous system. So they're doing that now. Suffering free meat.

But it's $7,000 per pack. Yeah, pretty soon it'll be cheap. Yeah. Wild. Well, I love all these people that are looking at KFC.

This is so sweet. Healthy. Like, I love people that are like, Hey, I'm not going to stop eating KFC, but I want to be responsive. I need some options. I need some options. Look at how sweet this is.

This little boy was crying. He's autistic. Oh, what's going on here? So this photo went viral when the mother of the child Christian, which is the little black boy. She posted this onto her Facebook, and it went viral because the little boy saw the other. Oh, shit. Jesus cry. It's the ads.

They just keep from the Sally. Yeah. He can't even enjoy a nice moment. Exactly. Everything is ads. Basically, there was a little boy crying in the corner, nervous about his first day of school. Another child went to console him, held his hand, and walked him to his class. They're now friends, and this photo went viral. The mom of the little boy who was crying saw this go viral and said,

thank you so much for your son, helping my son out. He's actually autistic and he was really nervous about his first day of school. Maybe it's the three days of keto, but I think that's bitch. shit. Personally, I would be shamed, and I would not put that online. That kid should have punched the other kid. I don't know. It might be the keto.

I don't know. It might be the keto, dude. I don't get it. I mean, do you think he should have been like sack up? Yeah, dude. I mean, you just shit together, Bill. I'll give something to cry about and then socked him in the tummy. You should have, you know.

Might be the keto talking. I don't know. It might be that keto. What a cute little cute. Oh, that's cute. It's good to see. humanity like that. I have an eight-year-old

so it's like I cannot... I love that the internet's just literally a nightmare and then once a week to like, here's a kid holding another kid's hand. I know. Here's someone helping a dog

cross the street. Now back to hating each other. Well, no, there'd be hate on this the trolls be like, yeah, bullshit. I bet he grabbed... Look at him stealing his lunch. By the way, this photo and hashtag faggots is now trending.

So, I don't want to say we're a horrible country, but... People are so fucked up. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So Adidas has just signed a deal with pro-gamer ninja.

God, that kid's killing it, man. He's killing it. But fuck this guy. He's a pro-gamer. He left Twitch for another platform. They paid him how much? 80 million? 120 million?

I'll find out of now. It was a really, really big deal. He's a huge deal. I don't respect people to do. Don't use her own name. I mean, any extreme winner is probably the same. He'd be an extreme winner. I watched this documentary on Kelly Slater.

Fucking samurai. I know I'm late to the party. I know how much he's won. Do you Kelly Slater? But he's such a freak. Like, he's such a freak. He's so good. What?

Yeah, I mean, it's Kelly Slater, dude. You've been a legend for it. No, I understand that. You want to educate this on Michael Jordan? Well, it's the same thing. The Michael Jordan is surfing. Right. So you're saying like Ninja would be just a killer in any.

I don't know. These extreme winners who are, these outliers, they have something to them. I'm not saying to be a great surfer. I'm saying there's something about these guys that makes them that good at a game. They have a different eye. They can see things differently. He's incredibly talented. Like Slater has

apparently really big feet. He's double jointed. He's got a weird body. Everything about his body fits surfing. He's so far and away, fucking great. Yeah. But yeah, he is the first professional gamer to get a deal with a shoe company. He would get six to eight million a year. So about 24 million.

24 million for three years? Ah. Did you see momentum generation about about Kelly Slater and the group they came up with you're strong Kelly Slater but dude he's like the biggest surrey he's like the most famous surfer but it's also on a year Hamilton but I mean it's they all came

up in a house and they all came from broken homes oh it's last year yeah it's last year and it's so worth watching because I'll watch where can I watch it HBO the shit that these guys would do and how they came up together and when you're serving there the guy goes you you're going to be the king of your beach if you can't surf Hawaii you ain't

shit wow and not only in Hawaii when you go there, the locals will beat the fucking shit out of you if you're not. No, Kelly Slater's a legend, man. So now, Hawaii's where you get those crazy waves, right? Oh, dude. And they die. How about that? People get break their necks.

Oh, my God. You get slammed into the coral. It's a great time. Well, good, because I think there should be a little risk. Well, always. I got to be honest. This is a great fucking documentary. I'm going to check that out.

Yeah, he's a stud, man. But, I mean, I always knew that Slater was an outlier. but then the way they break this down on how strategic and how competitive and how he just kept winning. I'll always watch. If surfing's on at like a bar, I'll always watch if I'm eating or something.

Me too, I'll always watch surfing. It's fascinating to me. I love watching it. I love the guys on the wave runners that are like on the top of the wave. Save them. I mean, it's wild, right?

It's an interesting thing that I don't know enough about and I'd like to watch a documentary and learn about it and then forget everything I learned immediately. Come. You're going to have it add nothing. It's just an extreme lifestyle.

I hate when I watch a documentary. I can't remember any of it. It's an extreme lifestyle. Eddie Murphy's returning to SNO to host after 35 years. Wow. They're going to. It's in December. Let me tell you right now, it's going to be, it's a different world.

He can't be dropping the F bombs. He's coming back to a different climate. You know? See, yeah, I'm interested with that because if you watch Eddie stand up, right, he dropped a lot of, he said, faggot. A lot. A ton. Oh, yeah. I remember very well. Yeah, right? You know,

Delears, all that. However, there's rumors that he swings that way. So if the... Well, it's not just rumors. He's been arrested. Transvest. He can never tell. It's not judge him. No, no, he knew. It's dark. It's late. Well, you might be right. They don't judge

the man. But the thing is, is he does swing that way. So I'm curious if all the haters come out and they start bringing up old tweets like they did a fucking Well, he wasn't tweeting back then. No, but they're going to say, oh, look at his material. He's dropping up on. How can we support this guy?

I wonder if he comes down and goes, excuse me? Dude, I'm a worried. I'm a worried that he's not funny, then he'll be hateful. Like, I'm actually... He's too smart for that. Like, you know, Shepeldit's that long way out. He's too smart for it. Right.

He wouldn't come back and ruin his legacy. He's one of the greatest performers to have ever lived. Ever, ever comics. I'm excited to see whatever he does, you know? Nothing to be sad if he came back and just ate dick. Well, he knows. He knows. He was talking about it.

how Stan doesn't give a fuck about you've got to get back on the road do you hear him on the commines and cars getting coffee he talks about he's like oh no I'm gonna start doing clubs I'm gonna start there he goes you can't take a long time off and jump back in no you got to you got to watch Chappelle's special it's brilliant amazing amazing I didn't watch it

the last one in the paint best living comic right now I think oh hey I mean hands down this is in top three of all time top three yeah this is the one with him and the jumper yeah yeah when did it when did it two days a two days ago oh I got to watch it great you know if you keep watching it It stops and there's a Q&A, a secret Q&A at the end.

Interesting. It's cool. He's getting shit for going, being misogynistic and trans-phobic. It's like three people. It's like, how about Vice goes, don't watch a special? I'm like, you fucking want. Vice said that. You know everybody's going to watch a special now.

Vice, by the way, is looking to get acquired. Like, they're waiting to get bought. Yeah. Nobody has bought them. So I think they're all the Me Too movement. Yeah, the title of their thing was like, hey, pass on. Chappelle Special is like, yeah, that's what every media conglomerate is doing to you right now. Everybody's good. Everyone's pal. We're like, we're good. Go fuck yourself.

I mean, if I can definitely skip Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special. Wow. Sticks and sounds. It's so good. He goes, he addresses everything. Go so hard in the pain. Yeah. Because I feel like it's coming on. You don't like comedy, really. If you don't like the new Chappelle special, then just stand-up comedy is maybe not your thing. It's so good. Yeah, I think it's his best one. Mine will be better. will say that. And I'm just, I'm just,

I'm just, and I, that could be the keto talking because it's filled me with a, an unhealthy confidence, but I think we're going to be out in a week.

Yeah, I think I'll be better than him in like three days. That makes sense. But who knows? He goes hard in the paint though, man. It's brilliant.

Another one? Yep. That's great. All right, this is a pretty bad one. This news anchor, who happens to be blonde. Oh,

the guy looks so pissed on. I can't even watch this. I can't. I can't. It just seems, because she says that's his best for, That's her best friend for like a year and a half that they've been on air together.

But I'll show you the actual clip. Well, she's definitely, I wonder what her definition of friendship is. Yeah, I know. By working, you're not best friends. Is she going to get fired or is she good? I don't know if she's, I doubt she'll be fired. Hey, it's Oklahoma.

It's okay, you have to see this. This is Finn. We're about to show. Oh, my goodness. Take a look at him. He's a resident of the Oklahoma City Zoo. And this week, the zoo's eighth caretaker took over their Instagram. And we are all loving that they did.

And as you can see, Finn was fascinated. Definitely, very fine. Close up. Kind of looks like you. What are you? He goes, so he laughed along with it. She goes,

it kind of looks like you. Oh, well, you know. Roll down? This is her apology. And this is also interesting because we get him, he's all. It's fine. But watch.

She's embarrassed. Everybody's embarrassed. But she's not racist. No, she's not. Right. Him and that gorilla have the same eyes. Yeah, he does look like a great. That's not a racist thing.

There's a similarity in the eyes. Obviously, the skin color is what makes it racist. But carry on you. Well, we're all gray. I don't know. Yeah. Here's the apology. And then watch, he, there's something else to look out for.

I'm here this morning. She'll start crying. She called him a gorilla. And I want you to know, I understand how much I hurt you out there and how much I hurt you. I love you so much. And you have been one of my best friends for the past year and a half. And I would never know what you do on purpose to hurt you. And I love our community.

and I want you all to know from the bottom of my heart I apologize for what I said I know it was wrong and I am so sorry It's so crazy It's so cringy It's so crazy

And I do appreciate your apology I want to let everybody out there know that Alex Is one of my best friends I mean we do what we do here And you know It's not as if we see each other here And then we leave and we go home

We talk every day Or almost every other day I've told you things. I've shared things with you. He's like, also, I'm white and gay. So this isn't a huge issue. I'm a white gay guy. It's cut deep for me and it cut deep for a lot of you in the community.

I've heard the phone calls and I've heard the Facebook messages as well. And I guess coming out of this, I want this. She should be fine. And that lesson here is that words, words matter. there's no doubt about that changing demographics here in this country the demographics are changing what? Too much

out of control it's a conversation now we're nuts the whole thing now you both suck changing it had to be it had to be addressed god damn it would be good if she goes

changing demographics like he goes changing demographics and she goes you shut up you gorilla you shut up the demographics you hate god damn that would be funny

it would be so funny It would be funny, Brian. Fuck y'all. It would be the funniest thing. I mean, the whole thing is like, oh, God, but you know, an apology a lot of times isn't enough, right? It would be hilarious if she was just crying, but also started getting super racist. She's like, I love him.

He's my best friend, but we're different. People are different. That's all. Oh, God. I know. Listen, man. People are really on edge right now. She's not racist.

In 2019. She didn't mean that the gorilla black guy. She was like the similarity of the eyes. It was just a crazy. Or just if you're talking to your friend, you might say that to your friend. You might say that to your friend. friend, but then you're on air and it's just something you don't do. Yeah,

you should know that by now. You should know that. She's so comfortable with him. Well, all right. Hopefully she's done to lose their job. It is what it is. We get him pitching the whole fucking black. He's got to say something too. He's like, the demographics are changing. And I started go fund me for a new guerrilla exhibit.

I want to thank the Nation of Islam. Nation of Islam. They're both in a bad situation. Yeah, it's horrible. They're both in an awkward, embarrassing situation. Fuck. Yeah. This fucking world. And it's all about, it's these people on Twitter who just have so much control. And corporations listen to them.

But corporations fucking listen. Of course. Google and all of them, they listen. And you get fired, you get taken down. You get fucking censored. You get canceled. Yeah, ma'am. What else you got, Jay?

One sad, M. May one. B.J. Pan again. In a street, another fight. Two and no in these street fights, though. Well, actually, there's a video that just came out. Someone just texted me. But let's check this one out first.

this is outside of bar on yesterday people just keep fucking with them or what I don't know how could you get yourself in that much trouble though so he punched this guy multiple times okay back of the head and I don't have the video already yet but I heard that I heard that he just got knocked out

BJ did yeah just now there it is right there I wonder if it's the same in another one boy he's not let's see Hawaii they fight huh Jesus Christ

Oh, it's the same fight then. It has to be. The guy's all trying to take him down? Yeah. Oh. God, DJ's just acting a fool. Yeah, he's hammered. Do people want to fight you a lot because you're a fighter?

Never. Never, right? Yeah. Never. He's scheduled for a fight, too. Not the UFC. Yeah, right? The one last fight against the Nick the Carney lens.

Remember the last fight that Dana wants to give him? God. Is that a thing when people, when they see people like that out, they're like, let's fight. You know, I imagine. I don't think so. It's the energy you put out. I feel like, if you're a fighter or not. Brennan's so big.

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to fight Brennan. You know. Yeah. You do not give that energy. He's just putting himself out. Like, he's at bars and drinking and like, probably talking shit to people. Yeah, it's getting messy. That doesn't end well, by the way, guys.

You know that, right? What happens? It's a lot of head trauma. It's not good. It doesn't end well. Okay. What else we got? All right, one happy one.

Another friend that's following the. Berg-Krecher stuff. He sent this to me. Yeah, that's very funny. America's Got Talent. He actually hit him up. Got the America Got Talent. Hit me up too.

All right. Do you stand up on America God's talent. I just came across your videos on YouTube. Actually loved it. Would you consider yourself more of a dancer, comedian? How well, they have no idea who he is. Was the dance video mainly to promote your tour? I am the cast director for America's Got Talent.

Love to speak you about a show and him dancing on it. Jesus Christ. God. He said the videos. And it's reached like almost four million right now. Oh, that same video. It's a great video. It's amazing.

Yeah, it's fantastic. Very smart. I talked to me yesterday about it. He trained for a while for that. Of course. Real dance. It was legit. Yeah,

it was legit. It was legit. His class is going to do one. He's like, all you guys should do one. Like, he did it, dude. It's too bad. Like, he'll set you up with my girl. I'm like, you did it, dude.

Yeah. If I do, I look like an asshole. I wanted to do one where it was like the same exact thing as his, but I was tap dancing. That's cool. You got to add another element. You'd have to do that. If I could do something else, you got to do ballet.

You got to do ballet, classically trained ballet. Something. It's got to be good. It's got to be good. It's only funny if it's good. It has to be good. You just suck. Maybe I'll do the ballet one.

That's what comedy is now, getting good at a dance. And putting it out. That's what it is. We all got to do. We got to do it. Sell your soul. What else is got you? That's it for currents.

Boom. Tim. We did it, man. Guys, thank you for having me. I appreciate it. Man, you're crushing it, brother. Where can they find your...

Tim J. Dillan, D. I.I.L1 on Instagram. Same handle on Twitter. If you guys want to follow there, I have a podcast, Tim Dillon show on Apple podcast and YouTube and all of that stuff. So, yeah, ma'am. I appreciate it. Thanks coming in, brother.

Guys are great. Thanks, guys. Thank you. You're the best. This is the fighting kid. We're out.