The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 567 Tim Dillon

Episode Date: September 20, 2026

Tim Dillon fills in as special guest co-host with Brendan and the guys talk Tim walking through LA dressed up as Lil' Rona, Barstool Sports' Call Her Daddy drama, Houston's fat people, New York shaming residents who left during the pandemic, his $85 million dollar Spotify demand, Brendan and Tim debate their favorite shows, Khloe Kardashian's new look.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I think you'd be surprised. Abbott Kenny Fight Club. Fight Club. Hmm, kids got a piece on them. Peace on them. Couple one, two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield.

And now from the Onet's... studios in Pliar, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter. Sounds better when you say, live. We're not live.

We don't do it live, right? And now it's the fighter and the kid. Live. Shut up. This is not live. It's not live. Are we on? We're on.

We're on. We got a special co-host today. Brian's playing grab ass in Utah. Just kidding, by grab ass. I mean, he's at his father's 80th birthday celebration. Wow. I know. Brian had to get tested three times for COVID before he went out there and when he landed.

Really? Because his dad's 80. His dad's 80. Wow. And Papa Callan, Big, Big Callan. What do we call him? Big Carl? Big Mike.

I like Big Carl. Big Mike is big. He's a big boy. So he's worried about the COVID. Yeah. When you're ready, you've got to be big. Yeah, you have to celebrate. At a certain point.

At a certain. point you got to just let it let it go i'm i'm counting down the days yeah yeah i can stop biking i mean eating normal food i just want to let myself go 80 is the time to do that well i'm i'm glad cal and i got tested i keep getting you know and i feel great i have 104 temperature i feel great i don't care it's 104 it's so good i just feel good i feel clear you know i just am sweating and i feel better yeah i just feel okay you know it's not a It's not a big deal. Jin, did you see the video that Tim posted of him as the coronavirus?

Have you guys seen? Yeah, it was a good. It's so fun video. Can we play it on here and not getting trouble? I'm sure, right, Tim? Yeah, I mean, you're allowed. I will allow it. Thanks.

I will allow it. How great would it be if I went back? I called my producer. I'm like, yo, file, file, move against them right now. Get a strike. Yeah, you can play and they just fuck this is over. Yeah, my brother texts me. That's how I felt.

My brother texting and goes, it's rare. and he's a hater. He's rare. I laugh out loud. He goes, watch this. Well, yeah. You know what's interesting is like, we didn't even know what the video is going to be.

And I just, all I wanted to say was a line at the end where I wanted to say, I wish I was AIDS. And so I just had that costume made for a thousand bucks because I was like, whatever, some out of work. Who made it? It's a really good costume designer who's done a lot of shit for like Netflix.

He's good. He did the Epstein Temple. Oh, he did a lot of those costumes. So he just made it. And then I was just, and me and my producer were just fucking. around. We had no idea and I ad lib all the shit

and then he edits it together. Play this. But it was only a minute 40, Jim. I'm so fucking depressed. Wait, let me put it's full screen. I'm so fucking depressed. I fucking hate my life. My dad thinks I'm a piece of shit. I've never accomplished anything because he's the fucking

CEO of Microsoft and I'm a dumb germ. I can't go on. Yeah, I want friends. I want to be friends with people. Were people freaking out? Yeah, they were pointing. You know how hard you're going to go. Your cousin is SARS. Yeah, my cousin's SARS. I'd love. to meet this old bitch. My dad is Bill Gates.

My mother's a bat. You think your family's fucked up? I wake up every day and there's another fucking news story. It's not true. Hi, Corona. Six feet. Hi, Corona. I'm trying to help these people.

They're fucking stupid. People are saying I live in farts. What kind of fucked up shit is that? Did I live in someone's asshole? Candice Owens doesn't even believe I'm real. Let me catch that bitch. Let me catch that bitch in a whole foods. I'll go right up for nose.

You will not be a little. able to transmit me to human. But I have infected. My dad's always like, yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna fucking, we're gonna give you to every single person. That's what my dad wants to do. What's to put a little bit of me in a needle

and give it to 8 million people? What do you think that does to my sense of self? I'm fucking real deal. You don't even know how I'm gonna affect you. Nobody knows. I might like your body. I might not. I go into some of these bodies.

I'm like, get me the fuck out of here. Does anyone ever ask me what the fuck I want to do in my life? I want to be something. I want to have a lifestyle brand. I don't have a clothing line, maybe. Nobody's... Maybe. Nobody asks me to be in a fucking TikTok.

Nobody wants to, oh, being a TikTok with COVID-19. No one wants that. So just fucking alone all the time. I wish I was AIDS. I want to be AIDS. Do you hear me? Candice Owens took her credit, retweeted it and was like, this is fucking hilarious.

She did. Good for her. She could take a joke. Yeah, it was good for Candice Owens. That was so funny. Yeah, it was funny. You wrote, did all that yourself? I just had libid.

I just, you know, my editor just, follows me around with a camera. And I just say crazy shit. And he's really is. I mean, that's what we did with Megan McCain. Every video I've ever done, it's like, I just sit down and I just start ranting. He puts the camera on me. And then he just chops it up really good.

And then I'll make a suggestion here and there. But he's really good at like going like, this is the sequence of it. This is how it should work. Yeah. And you guys shot that out for how many hours? We outside for a while? An hour and a half. But you know what it was?

We had an hour of footage that he got down to a minute 30. Fuck. Like there's a lot of footage. And there's a lot of fucking footage of just me walking by things. Like, is it funny to walk by a certain thing? Yeah, all of that stuff. And then we've got them down to a science now where we make it very quickly. Was anyone upset?

No. Everyone's over this. Everyone thought it was funny. Well, I see that one dude yesterday who was freaking out went to Venice. Yeah. He was like, look at this. This is disgusting. I paid $20 for parking.

I got back in my car. He's like, Governor Newsom, you guys should do. something about this. First of all, Dennis boardwalk was disgusting before the pandemic. Yeah. Like it was a problem before. It was much worse before the pandemic. Yeah. There's bum shit everywhere. Everywhere.

Every day. Every day through Sunday. People nodding off, too, when heroin, like the other thing is like, dude, this whole thing about people partying in the Ozarks, it's like why does everyone a rat now? Everyone's a rat and everybody's like an informant. Because they have nothing to do. Yeah, I

hate that. It's so strange. It sucks. dude. I'm not in Ozok. Like, I'm not in Party Cove in Ozarks. That's not, I wouldn't have been there probably before. I don't care. I don't care. Let them do it. And all the people that are mad at them, they're like, oh, they're going to die. It's like, well, you hate those people. I think you don't care about people in the Ozarks. Yeah, look at Florida. Like my Aunt Donna called me. She's like, these red state people are going to die. They're so stupid. I'm like, well, you hate them anyway, right? Let them from New York. Let them roll the dice, yeah. Let them have fun. Party Cove in the Ozarks, baby. It's fun. It's fun. They want to get together It's what they want to do, man Yeah, I would love if they like Did a camera close up on a dude there And they asked him a question like Hey, why are you out?

And he had like a brilliant scientific answer Oh, that works Like something really smart You know, he's like, listen If you look at the mortality rate Over a period of time And you're like what? But he has a corona

He's got a corona Your mind's blown Yeah, he's like, thank you. Have a good day You know, he's like, thanks so much He makes all the sense Yeah, yeah You're like this guy's fucking great

Everyone's like yeah Let's get out there He's smart But that's the thing. I think people just could have to stop ratting other people out. It's weird to me is like there's two sides. Like I can't talk to my dad. My boy Todd Feldman.

I mean, me and him were texting back and forth about Corona. And he was like, call me. I'm not going to call you, dude, because we're going to end up fighting. And then I'm not going to talk.

I'm putting you on ice for two weeks. Yeah. Like it's very like, it's like sides. Listen, people are going to die. It sucks. Nobody likes it.

Nobody's happy about it. We all live with a certain amount of risk. that we take every day. Every time you get a car, you get on a 405, there's a risk. Yes. Every time you walk out of your house, it's a risk. There is, we're incapable of keeping an economy shut down forever. And the risks of doing that to people are much greater, I think, than the virus.

Yes. Yeah, I've lost some friends over my stance on Corona, like Rob McLehaney. Well, you want hard corona truth. You're like, it's not real. No, I think it's real. You're like, fuck this. You went hardcore. I definitely

You were like spitting on nurses You went out of control You were attacking people leaking people's faces Rob McLehlehny goes Watch the fight companion Couldn't disagree more with you About everything you said on coronavirus

You're an idiot but still love you Like that's how it should be And that's fine, yes I said it was real I said it was legit real But then it's like You know You start looking at it and going

What's the plan here? What are we going to do? Are we never going to leave our homes? And then Fauci's like Dude, shutting down was a terrible idea. Yeah, I mean, that guy, I said, never trust.

Like, he's just short and weird looking. I don't trust them. I don't trust him. He's just too. You don't want a doctor to look like that. When Brian and I are going on the road this week, I think we're the first, like, you're going to, some people are doing like, you know, like the Zoom stand up. 25% capacity.

Or what are you doing, 50% capacity? Houston's 50. I think by the time we get there, they'll be almost at 75 to 100. And when are you getting? They're like solely trickling more and more tickets in the show. the end of July. No, we're there Thursday. Oh.

All the show sold out, and then they just keep adding the capacity. Yeah, Texas, man. They're going to do it. They're going to figure it out. They're going to do it. Rogan's a picture of him and his family at a straight restaurant. I was like, oh, dude, you're living in 2040. What's it like?

Wow. He's inside. He's inside, waitress, full, you know, just normal shit, dude. Wow. Newport Beach opened up. Oh, really? Orange County, I think. opened up the restaurant. I think this weekend. I may drive down there later today.

I drive down there. Check it out. I just want to see what it's about. I was there yesterday. It was packed. You were there? I was there. Did you go in a restaurant? No, I was walking around. I had already A, but I wanted to sit down just for the sake of being in a restaurant. Get a drink. I should have. Was it packed? It was packed. And no mask. No mask. Were people complaining? Well, there were a a handful of people with masks. I'd like to sit outside. I don't know if I'm ready to go inside. I want to it outside. I'm a little nervous about, I talk a issue about Corona, but I'm a little, I don't know, I'm a little uncomfortable. I don't know why. Well, I mean, Texas, they have the, they have the thing where they go, the only vaccine we need is Jesus. That makes me think they're

not super scientific in their approach. I also believe as much as I do COVID. I also don't want a vaccine though. I really don't want like a vaccine. If this is disappearing and less and less people are getting it. Which they are? Yeah, do I want to inject myself with this virus? I don't really want to do that, to be honest with you. Well, did you inject your self with a SARS virus? No, I've never gotten a flu shot. I've never gotten a flu shot in my life and I've never gotten the flow. You seem healthy.

And I mean, well, you know, we'll see. But my blood is fine. Like my doctor always tells me, he's like, everything about you's fine. He's like, I don't want to tell you that because you're going to keep doing whatever you're doing. He's 104-10. You know, but he's like, your blood sugar's fine. He's like, it's all fine. So sometimes Irish guys are just meant to just be this until they're 90.

Thrive. Just is what it is. Have you even thought of? And at six, if I was black, I would die at first. 40. It's sad, but that's like the different. It's a sad thing. But it's just different. The reality, it's just like that's shitty. Those are just numbers. Those are fucking, we're number guys. I'm a number person. I'm a number guy. I'm a number guy.

Are you, uh, when are you going to start going back out on the road? I have so many comics. So, Schultz. Uh, Chris. Everyone's just like, dude, report ASAP what's like on the road, man. Well, I want to hear from you. I want to hear from you. And, you know, I've always thought about like, do I drive to Phoenix, Arizona, and do a spot. Do I just put on, like, hey, I'm going to be it, whatever it is, stand up live, has a comment, wherever, and just go, hey, I'm going to be there tomorrow night. It's 75 people max. Do I just do a one-nighter for fun.

I got an idea. I got an idea. Do a fun-nighter. And there's drive there, not have to, you know, make a fly and all that. Well, what, you should do the shows with Brian and I at Stand Up Live, June 11th through 13th. I'll do that. You do it?

I'll do that. Really? I will absolutely do that if you want me to do it. I'll do it. I'll open her. Yeah. I mean, I'm on Salt Lake City in August 5th through the 7th. I don't see why I wouldn't do those.

No, I wouldn't. Yeah, yeah. But also, you don't want your first time being on stage. You're doing a full hour. No. Trying to work out. Well, that's what I mean. That's why I was like, maybe I'll drive to Phoenix.

I'm very close to just driving to Phoenix and saying, hey, I'm going to be at this club tomorrow night, selling the 75 tickets and doing a show. Just to get back. Because the last time I did comedy was late. maybe March 1st in the original room January 3rd March I did March last time I did comedy yeah would be March 2nd 3rd around there room in March yeah

yeah early March so I want to get back in the game 100% come with us in June June 11th do that Yeah and that's such an easy You could also do the smaller shows too on your own out there Have you flown since Thursday is the first day I'm gonna fly

Interesting because I'm curious about that Some people say it's great because there's no one there Some people say they're packed they're sitting next to someone they don't like it. So it really depends on how you... I also heard certain airlines. They won't let you on the plane without a mask. And then once you're in the air, they're like, do whatever the

fuck you want to. Yeah, dude. Here's one good thing about planes. The air in the cabin is recirculated out every like four to six seconds. I thought it stayed in. No. Are you sure? You can look that up. But it's actually safer to be in a plane than to be in a room like this. Did you see that model? I forget who put it out

part of the Democrats where someone sneezes and it shows all the particles of the sneeze going through the plane. Yeah, see, on all modern aircraft passengers and crew breathe a mixture of fresh and recirculated air. Using this combination rather than fresh air only makes it easier to regulate temperature at how it maintain a bit of humidity. Yeah, but it, I think they just

Oh, scroll down, I can see it there. It says how often is it air circulating in a plane? 15 times an hour. So you're about right? I think I'm right. See, this is I don't know if they proved me right or wrong Let's look at this one I think you're right

Because I've heard that from people That are smart Do 15 divide by 60 I've heard that from people that are smart They're like sitting in a plane Because the air keeps pumping You know I thought it just stayed in there

Because I know those people I don't think so I'm like well 0.25 So 0.25 So every two and a half minutes Means they're circulating there I mean that's much better

Than a room right Way better Yeah Or an elevator? And they're also saying it now doesn't live on surfaces the way they thought. So I think that flying is actually not that

big of a deal. I think that still the biggest problem is public transportation. Like subways, buses, things like that. New York subway is going to be a problem. Nightmare. But I also read it, again, this is part of the problem with this virus. They also said you have to be in contact

of someone between 15 to 30 minutes to contract the virus now. So they have to be, have it. You have to be around them for 30 minutes. Well, I don't know if that's true, but let's say that is true. On a train, that's easy. Super easy. Super easy to be on a train for somebody for 20 minutes, 30 minutes.

Super easy on an airplane. Any travel situation that's not a car, that's pretty easy. True. You know? But I'm unsure if that's the case, because if I spit and I have the virus and it lands on your face and you breathe in, is it really going to take 20 minutes? I don't know. I don't know.

It's a risk I'm willing to take, though. To get back to normalcy. We all have to take the risks. People are doing it. How are you explaining this to your son? Does he ask or is he too young? No, he asks. He's like, Papa, why can I see my friends?

Why can I go to school? I go to the sickness. Oh, that's good. You talked to him like a horror movie? It's a sickness. The sickness. We call it the nothing, son. The nothing is eaten our way of life.

One day we will be warriors and fight it in Houston. We will fight it at 50% capacity. He gets Rick and Morty references. he gets it. But I tell him the sickness. That's why I can't see his friends. And then he'll go, his favorite place on Earth is Disneyland.

He goes, let's go to Disney. I'm like, the sickness, Mickey's sick. Oh, okay. Interesting. So now make him fearful for his childhood.

Yeah, but he'll get better. Yeah. I go, he'll get better. Mickey will get better. He's sick right now. Mickey has AIDS.

Mickey has AIDS in the early 90s. Mickey's in real trouble. I wonder if Disney World's going to get back to being Disney. Disney World's supposed to open. in June, they say. Because Universal Studios is open and Disney World, the complex,

is going to hold the NBA playoffs and finals. NFL happens, right? NFL is 100% happening. The only up in the air thing there is if they're going to have the attendance. They know they're going to have fans. They don't think it's going to be the full amount, but they're going to have fans.

But the NFL's the lifeline to America. It makes the world run. The owners of those teams, that's like Illumaddi money, those guys. All rich, white guys, separate Jacksonville. If those guys can't get their thing open, where everyone's shot. But it's open.

But it's going to be open. They didn't do this whole thing. That's what's so great about the NFL. They didn't even hesitate. They released the schedule like four weeks ago. Everyone's like, well, you haven't changed anything. Like, yeah, we're playing, dude. Well, I got worried that they were saying they were barring for a minute.

They were barring anyone that had COVID-19 tested positive from the military. So I'm like, wait a minute. What do they know? We don't know. They just reversed that policy. Yeah. So they're letting people in. So I feel better about it.

The mortality rate, I think, is much lower than we know. Doesn't mean it's not a tragedy. It doesn't mean people can't get really sick. 100,000 people done. I think the strain in New York is rough because it's coming from Italy. And the one that we have is from China and ours is milder. Interesting. I think New York's so fucked up because Como, is it Como?

Cuomo out there was like, hey, old people, unless you're showing symptoms, even though you test positive, I'm going to put you back in the old folks home. So those who are over 80 that are most at risk, go back there. So all the bodies built up there. Because he didn't want to overload the hospital. Yeah, it was like a genocide. Big mistake. 100%.

So you basically gas them. Right. And was like, we don't, we got to leave the hospitals open. But I also think there are people and it's, that are younger. He didn't know though. You know, right. There are people that are younger that are getting super sick in New York and you're like, and they're getting sick here, but they're getting really sick in New York and you're like,

I guess maybe it's viral load, like how much of the virus you get. Like if you're on that subway with somebody for an hour, you can be in deep trouble. Like Michael Yose was talking about how he didn't sleep for like two days. Yeah. Flew and then drove and then he got it. What's scary about that is a lot of us when we were living on the road. You know, we do push ourselves like you are flying a lot.

You are. I was talking to just take care of it. I'm taking 5,000 I use of vitamin D every day. Oh, nice. And your 104? Yeah, my temp's 104. Mr. 104. That's your new nickname.

Mr. 104. 104. I Rhonda Patrick was on Rogan saying that, is it Ron DePatrick? She's so hot, yeah. I was going to say Rhonda Rousey. It's Rhonda Patrick who's saying vitamin D might be one of the reasons people get really sick. Oh, no, I thought they're saying, well, I know they think the sun kills it

because if you look at the southeast. If you're deficient of vitamin D, which Michael Yo was, and a lot of minorities are because the melanin in their skin stops the synthesis of vitamin D. He's checking all boxes. You're 100%. Asian. No, no, I'm with you. he deserves it.

But, D, I get where you're going. I'm right with you. But that's why I'm taking the vitamin D. But who knows, man? It's one of those things where you're just rolling the dice. But everything in life, though, I don't know. The dice are in our favor, though. If we're rolling the dice, we're cheating in our favor.

I mean, perhaps. You never really know. I mean, that's the thing. But I try to get in Houston and die. I'm only spending time now around wealthy millionaires. I mean, this is the reality. Smart. I'm only spending time.

well, the millionaires, because they are not going to get sick. No. And if they do, they'll figure it out. And that's, a lot of people say that's superficial or wrong of me, but I don't believe so. It's for my health. It's for my health. I'm only spending time around people that have compounds, states. Do you talk to your family back in New York? No, they're done. You know, I kind of explain that to them. I said, hi, guys, you're in a disease-ridden hellscape. I'm not. It's time to just shut this down and hope, you know.

I don't think I'll ever see them. No, literally, I don't know the next time I'm going to be in New York. I don't know if I'll ever see them again. Even if there's a vaccine, even if it's five years from now, no one has coronavirus. I want to honor the work that's done by the heroes and probably just a vote. No, I talked about, call on the phone, but like, I don't know what I'm going to see him, dude. Dude, they did a Zoom call for Easter. I'm like, no thanks.

It's just 20 people. I'm like, dude, it's just not. It's like my grandmother being, what's going on? I'm like, stop it. They did a Zoom Mother's Day call. It's like, what are we doing, dude? I'm out, man. Out.

I'm out. Out. So what do you been doing? Like, do you binge watch shows? What do you do? You know, we're a podcast a lot. So I'm doing the two podcasts a week. And then we do.

Have you always done two or I thought it was just one? Always done two. I mean, I do one and then one for the Patreon members. So, and that's grown dramatically. And so we're doing that twice a week. We're making the videos, you know, whatever we see a funny video, you know, I'm writing stuff. I'm trying to stay focused.

taking like long walks, trying to like, trying to prepare my head for like, what do I want to do creatively when this is up? Let me ask you this. I was talking with Rogan about this before you came in here. This, the one thing the quarantine has done is it's made me realize I work too much, man. We all do. I'm on the road way too much. We all do.

I miss going on the road more strategically. Yeah. Because I'm doing three weekends in a row. So that's four days, you know, so gone Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sundays, I come back, but it's really not a day. and then I'm home Monday, Wednesday, Wednesday, I'm doing the store at night. And Rogan is too much, man. Travels like that, too.

Every one of us should start thinking about being more strategic about it. Agree. Yeah. I mean, that's the whole thing. It's the one thing I learned from this. Yeah. I called Justin, my agent at CA, who hopefully you go over to. I was talking to him.

And I was like, dude, I just can't do those three, four weekends every month now. Yeah. I just can't. It's hard. You've got to figure out ways to maximize when you're out there on the road. But yeah, but I mean, I just walk around. I just walk around Beverly Hill. I live on the edge of Beverly Hills.

I just walk around and just mosey around. Like $30 million estate. I just kind of like walk around. You look like a robber? I live in a nice area. No, I don't look like a robber. I just look like a guy who's like lost and everyone's like fine. I look like a guy who inherited money.

Yes. And they're trying to come up with the next scheme. Yeah. Maybe it's a clothing brand. They're like, yeah, they're like this scumbag. Inherited money from his parents, you know. and he's just walking around Beverly Hill

but I love I love walking around and just trying to figure out like what am I like how am I going to do this all when we're back up and running yeah there's some things that are going to suck like the traffic when it comes back

it's been so nice getting everyone and it's starting to come back it's starting to come back I hit traffic the other day I was like what the fuck man I thought you asked for this dude talking all that shit you've asked for this

you want the economy open back up you asked for it Traffic comes back. And then you guys, like, like, like, I'm also thinking about, like, eventually I want to buy a house when, where I live, like, I'm never going to be able to afford anything when, like, Beverly Hills or any of that. So, like, I'm going out to, like, the desert. What I mean? Like, I'm out and, like, I'm driving around, like, Agora Hills. It's nice out there.

It's nice. It's nice. Bell Canyon. All those areas. What are we thinking? I'm driving around there and I'm, like, look at houses for, like, $2 million. And I'm like, not now and not soon, but I'm like, eventually that will be a reality. but in my neighborhood, I walk by house

like 20 million. I'm like, yeah, that's not. Burl Hill's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's nice, but it's ridiculous. I still don't know anyone that really lives over there. I know, but that's, yeah, they don't want to know you. We're at them.

The most successful comedians are pigs to them. That's how Whitney down. I'm like, yeah, we're monsters. Like, these guys made their money in like Kazakhstan with oil. They're like, what? These guys are like, wait a minute. So in the Bill Cany, the woman speak at the table.

table? The woman sit at their table? No, no, no, it's Beverly Hills. Thank you. Beverly Hills, my woman is in back house right now. When I need one of wives, I go back there, I will sire her, make child, and then, but she knows this speak. A calabasas says they put the women on the TV. No, no, no, no. So it's an old school there. I kind of like a little old school.

I like old school. A little old school is nice. But yeah, dude, I could get really into like some weird desert thing. Would you be down to? I could get real trashy. Me too. Would you be down to leave California? Yes

Yes Not soon But I would be very down For Texas I'm open to it I love Texas I like Texas I love outside of Dallas

I like Dallas a lot What about Austin I like Austin I like San Antonio I like them all Yeah I think we like I like Texas a lot I don't live in Houston

I don't like Houston It's not like I don't They're too fat It's uncomfortable And I'm a big guy I'm a fat guy but Houston is the kind of fat where it's like... It's on control.

It's Disneyland fact. I get worried. It's people that look like they're going to explode. Yes. And they're wearing masks. It's like... Yeah. It's a problem.

It's a problem. Me and Burke Kreischer, I was opening for him and we sat down in a restaurant in Houston and we're just looking around like, well, we're great. We should just start rewarding ourselves for a certain living. Yeah. But Houston's big. But yeah, Austin's great.

Dallas is great. Here's the one thing. I like Cali, too. though, I love California. I love the ocean. I love the beach. Like, that's great. The one thing about California, though,

is you got a beast of a state tax, right? And Texas, you don't. Exactly. Think of the money we'd save. Yeah. That's a Florida and Texas. If we all went down there, you just, we got a whole squad down there.

Yeah, you got to get a bunch of people to do it. Yeah. Who would be in? I don't know who would be in. I don't know who'd be in. Delia's not going. Rogen will go. You'll go.

You'll go. Calon will go. I like go. Theo will go. Theo would go. Yeah, maybe Joey Diaz would go. Oh, I don't know. I don't know either.

What about the New York guys? None of them. They're not going. They won't even leave New York. I know. They won't leave New York in a pandemic. This is how crazy. I keep trying to talk Chris and stuff.

This is how crazy. Yeah, I do it every day. Really? Yeah, I tum all the time. I'm like, what are you doing? Dude, what are you doing? I'll tell you this. New York people are so crazy right now.

They're shaming people who left during the pandemic. I'm like, why, what? They're like, they're gilting people. that left to be safe. Like you should have fought this. Like you got to fight this. We'll remember who stayed and who didn't. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up. That's so New York. People want to live. Get out of that fucking, that weird masochistic relationship you have with that city where it's just like, we'll remember who stayed here and died.

Oh, will you? We'll remember who went on a ventilator. It's like, great. Some people want to get out. They have kids. They don't want to fucking be in a rat tunnel of disease. Dude, have you seen that. I love New York, but it's enough's enough.

I mean, I've suggested, and I suggested this, and this is not a joke, and it's not, and I don't want anyone to get mad about it. But I've said, because the disease outbreak is so bad, and I love New York, leave the buildings, right? There's no way to gas the people and leave the buildings. Because the building, the architecture is so gorgeous, but could we gas the people in their homes? This is my question, and I'm not. Not being shitty about it. I'm not being a dick about it. I just think something needs to be done.

Yeah. Yeah. Look how many people are moving from California to Texas right now? It's insane. It's a lot, right? In Texas, like, hey, Colorado's cool, but these are liberal shit. Yeah, that's where I'm from. Colorado's too much.

It's too much. A ton of people are moving to Colorado, too. Yeah. I could never move. Denver at its height was got like $30,000 a month coming in. Will you miss the beach, though, with the ocean? I kind of like the ocean. You know, I'm not there.

I mean, I'll go in like... I'll drive by the ocean, but I'll go in like once a week. I'll just pop down to Hermosa Beach going. I like the idea that I can do that, but it is what it is. I like that there's mountains, ocean, like you can get to everything. Then there's the entertainment business. Yeah. But I'm not in like movies and TV, so I could kind of relocate anywhere.

Yeah, but you know what? I do feel that that's, that will change when like, I think that's already starting to change. Like, not immediately, but like, I think more opportunities are going to open up for people that are big in this realm. And should. Yeah, man. Dude, if we all did a movie, do you know how many people would watch it? But it should be under our umbrella.

It should be under our control, though. We shouldn't license to NBC or fucking HBO. Why not sell it to Netflix for real money? Netflix you could. Sure. Yeah. I mean, the way I think about it, I'm like, if we all made a movie and then sold it to Netflix, why not?

Why not? 100%. You know? That's what I think. I'm like, you know. I'm like, why not? Because I get bullets. I love podcasting, but I also want to do other shit.

It's why I make those videos. It's like, I want to do other stuff. I get a little bored. Yeah, you're great. You'll have your own show soon. Just depend on the network. But also, if you think about our group of guys, if we were a network, be huge.

Be huge. It's like trying to unionize fucking UFC fighters. Yeah. It's like, everyone's like, but I'm getting paid. I called Spotify the day after Rogan signed and I said, I would like $85 million. And they, they were weird about it, I said, listen to me, you fucking asshole. I also called Joe, and I said, to be honest with you, Joe, I've been on the show about three times.

I think I deserve a little money here and I will have lawyers. That's what I'm trying. Yeah, I texted. Me and Bryant said, I'll have lawyers. I think I was on his podcast more than anybody last year nine times. Yeah. And Brian goes, at the very least you could buy us houses in Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The deal you some. Yeah, it's a good point. And I said, we could use a boat, Joe. It's the least you can do. By the way, Brian goes, I haven't seen a dime from the fight. How many. How many delusional psychopaths now think Spotify is giving them money? How great is that?

How many mentally ill podcasters are calling Spotify, calling their age, and being like, Hey, is there any money over there? Like, how about Spotify is just like, oh my God, we fucked up, dude? Are we getting emails and calls nonstop people demanding millions of dollars? I just wanted 85 mil. I said, listen. That's a fair deal. By the way, Spotify, buy me for two mil, one mil.

They're worth $5 billion now. Yeah, just, just take care. They underpaid our boy, Rogan, when you think about it. Take care of the people. who you need to take care of. That's all. Would you go there? Where?

Yes. Does YouTube censor you? YouTube has screwed me up, which is why if you are watching this, please subscribe Tim Dillon Show on YouTube only because we were getting 100,000 plus views on a lot of our stuff. Then on the like, algorithm. Whatever happened, you know, my producer put knife fight in a title, knife fight in Malibu, and I guess maybe they're censoring it because they think it's an actual knife fight. It's an expression I use at a real time.

said to me, which I thought was hilarious. I was talking about renting a place in Malibu. Just seeing how much it would cost. And, you know, one of these were like grizzled old, like Malibu realtors gets on the phone. She's like, listen, she goes, first of all, she has no idea who I am. She's like, listen, Tim, let me tell you how it is. It's a real knife fight out here. This market's a knife fight.

She's like, people are just, they're just swapping. She goes, they're grabbing properties left and rights. She goes, I don't care about coronavirus. I don't care what the government's in. It's a real knife fight in here. And I'm picturing a woman who is not felt. Like, she's not felt like her husband's fucking her assistant. and she's just gritting her teeth, she's driving around

and like a white porch going, it's a knife fight, smoking a cigarette. Yeah, just totally. It's a knife fight. Just breaking in a house. Like it's, you know what I mean? It's just closing deals. That's the only thing.

Right hasn't closed a deal in years. Yeah, it's the only thing. A knife fight. Yeah. Or she just closes deals. That's the only way she can feel. But like, I just thought it was funny. So I don't know what they're doing,

but it's like it's dropped off significantly recently. And I mean, even if you look, it was like 99, 100, 11, 117, Now it's like, I mean, this just came out a couple of days ago and it's 50, but like, they, they do screw with us. Way more than 50. Dude, they're, they're screwing with us. Well, what happens is if you see a lower view count, a lot of times they take you out of the algorithm. So let's say you watch a Joe Rogan podcast or like some of these things of like 250,000, some of them have 24.

It's like I have no idea what's going on. Well, what happens is something you did in there, maybe cussing or some reference. Yeah, maybe it's profanity. So they take you out of the algorithm. And then you can get back in. It's tough to you back in. But once they take you out, it's tough to get back. I know.

So I'm just saying, listen, raw subscribers watch the thing. It is what it is. Like, I don't know what to tough. But we also started this a year ago. Like, we're late to the game on this. Like, we started YouTube a year ago. We started a Patreon a year ago. And the Patreon is massive.

Describe Patreon. Patreon. What is? You pay for an extra episode of a week. So you get an extra episode of the podcast every single week for free. And what do you get at? And at patreon. dot com and we're that's not youtube no so patreon is a is a subscription service that a lot of podcasts

has put extra content on so if you go to patreon dot com the tim dillan show you see how it works you have a certain amount of people and does it and there's no regulation or there's no you can say whatever you want you're not censored nobody cares there's you can put ads on it if you want i don't um but you don't have ads um and then so it's just five or twenty dollars a month and it's bringing in you know we've got 52 8000 and it brings it 30,000 a month right now just on an extra episode because it's a great deal. It's $5 and then you get four extra episodes that are uncensored and not in or out of an algorithm.

Now, why don't, but why don't we all just move there and do that? But a lot of it. Well, you guys are making more money with ads. I'm making a good decent money with ads too, but it's like, patrons are a great way and a lot of big podcasts are on there. It's a great way to like not worry about algorithm. Well, these massive podcasts come town, which is massive. Chapo Trap House makes $100.

$31,000 a month, you know. Some of these, uh, you red scare, these are, these are big, big shows. Are they comedy shows? Yeah. Yeah, they're comedy shows. Yeah. I'm not, they're,

they're New York based. A lot of them are political. There's a lot of political shows on there too. But they're huge shows and they have, that's so cool. You know, Comtown's got thousands and thousands of people. So cool. Um,

Comtown, Tiger Bellies on there? Yeah, Tiger Belly threw some stuff on there. Interesting. Comtown, is it C-U-M or C-U-U-M? T-O-W-N. But of course it's a And dude, look at how good they're doing These are three friends of mine

That are hilarious They're from New York Are the comics? Yeah, dude The Cumb Boys, sorry Their show's called Come Down And you know, 54,000 a month

And again, it's all funded By people that want to listen Like, it's not, you know, it's not like ads And then you're not worried about being in and out of it. I'm not doing a commercial for page on,

but like, it's a great way if you're putting out stuff to earn money. Yeah, scroll, so premium episodes, access to all of our premium episodes, one week plus access to live shows and possibly video content, then the Nazi pricing.

Yeah, which is hilarious. Nazi pricing for $1.000 per month. Yeah, if you're not. Same deal as the $5 amount, but please pay this amount if you're one of the Nazis that listen to the podcast. So we can feel okay about it and say that we're doing it. All right. $25 month, same as $5 a month,

but the reminders donated to the Roy Bell Fund in memory of Roy Bell who died of small dickitis, RP. Okay. So it's like this is what a lot of podcasts are doing. So basically $5 a month. Yeah, $5 a month And it's ad free $5 a month

You get four episodes For me a month That are ad free And if you give $20 a month You get five I would pay that Yeah, it's not a bad deal It's like the best deal

You know It's the reality My gears are moving Dude But you know It's good to have ads I have ads My ad guy's great

You know You have ads on the Patreon I know On my podcast If they pay If they pay $5 or whatever the fuck they pay Four hours of ad free shit

It should be ad free It should be ad free It's not free If someone's paying for it, there should not be ads on it. I agree, but sometimes my ads are funny. Like, I have people that get mad at me on the picture because I don't do ads. Because I go, your ads are funny. I'm sure that I'm right.

I do ridiculously funny. I would be pissed if I paid. Sometimes the companies get mad. But sometimes they like it. Like sometimes they get it. I know. I sell a lot of shit. Like we sell a lot of magic spoon cereal.

I hear you. But it's like I also go crazy. Yeah. And most of them are cool with it. Most of them are cool and they get it. But some companies get mad. Monday.com got mad. Do they advertise here?

Monday.com. No. Because at the end of the ad, I still don't know what this is. Monday.com's like, if you have a company from five to a thousand people but don't know how to send emails,

we will organize. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of thousand person companies that can't figure out how to get everyone in a meeting. Dude, what?

We did a read. Who's that for? Me and Brian did a read for Toyota. Yeah. They launched a podcast. Do we release this as a cartoon? No.

Animation. No. We were done a, but it never happened. We were doing this ad. And I'm like, Hold on. Toyota has a podcast come out.

That's crazy. It's on their cars. It's like, haven't you always just been clamoring for how the camera came about? Oh, dude. Me and Brian,

we could not get through the read. We were laughing so hard, but we released that. I don't think they ever paid us or came back again, but it was so fucking... I have it too, if you want to hear it.

You have it? Yeah. Of you guys. Please. Just a little bit of it. I can we still have this chin. Of course. This was years ago.

Years ago. And this was you were, advertising a podcast of Toyota a Toyota podcast yeah who the fuck's going to listen to me yeah yeah you ever just sit around when you're scrolling through some of your podcasts and going you know what man Toyota just isn't a car company

they're not say that all the time I go what else they are though you know you know what they are their new podcast called Toyota untold We didn't know what it was to we started reading it. Fuck you. Fuck you. It's the worst pocket. Hey, how,

how dare you take it on my brain? Fuck you. I mean, it's crazy. That's crazy. Oh my God. I don't know if I can do this. I can't. Oh, man.

Pay me. Bay me. Hey, buddy. It's me tough to get through. Oh, that's so funny. Let's do this. Hey, who gives up if we fuck it up?

You ready? You ready? Hey, B. Ah. Fuck, all. Ready? Yeah. What's up, buddy?

Damn, bro. You know what, man. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to do. Dude. But so you got to do it.

sometimes. A Toyota podcast? Yeah. What were they thinking? And which one of our listening were like, oh, a podcast on the history of Toyota? Yeah. Sign us up, man. Let's do it.

I want to know how the Corolla happened. God. It's sad, but a lot of the companies are cool with the crazy ads I do, and it's like funny. Pull up Tim Dillon Dark Wicks ad. What they don't realize is a minute of that is funny. Allowing us to be as free and creative as we want is what's going to sell their product. If it gets really funny, like me and Theo did one.

on postmates. Yeah. And we thought they were going to be mad. They're like, dude, we've never seen such a return. This sold things. Like I do ads like this, but this sold this actually worked. This guy that's number five minutes. It's actually, this was like everybody, we have talked at length about the importance

of having a website. It is something that I think is essential for people, no matter how worthless you are, no matter how worthless your product is. No matter how much talent you lack, it's a great place to put all of it. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad. This society is no longer run according to that. Little Naz-X put a song on TikTok. It was like this goofy song and now he's a millionaire and now he's gay.

All of these great things. Why? So just imagine like you're in Wix. And you're like, okay, who's doing this new ad? And it's a five minute it, but it's just a funny, like, it's just like. That's what makes me laugh for? Yeah, it's just funny. I would check it out.

Yeah, I would check it out too. You've been like Wix. Are you looking for a website for your business? Yeah, and I also put them in the middle of the show. So it's like I make them flow with the show. So it has to flow with the show and be on the same flavor of the show. So if I'm not making you laugh or I'm not having fun, why am I doing, you know? Yeah, I don't have fun with it.

Yeah, you've got to have some fun, dude. I don't know if, did we ever release the, Did we release that Toyota podcast? We actually did a read for them and then they actually just come back one more time. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, they don't care.

That's the other thing. A lot of them are just like whatever. Some do, though. Yeah, interesting. Some do. What was going on with the call your daddy people? Can we talk about that? Oh, yeah.

I saw them on the screen. I saw when I walked in. Yeah, we were talking about it. Dude, that's like a show that's as big as Rogan. It's so funny. Like, that's just America. It's not as big as, like, I know it's not as big as Rogan,

but it's like mentioned in the same sentence. Which it shouldn't, though. I'm just hilarious. It's like, Rogan has like brilliant scientists and everyone else. And then it's like, and what's number? Yeah, it's like, that's true. But he's got a lot of smart shit. But it's like, what's number two?

It's like, call your daddy. It's like, whoa, we're in trouble. They're also on the algorithm of iTunes, which is such a complete shit show. But nowhere near, but they're, it's probably more popular than it should be. I haven't listened to them. We've had them on here. Yeah. We've had them on here.

What do they talk about? The blonde girl is wicked smart. Is it? Is it about calling their actual fathers? No. That would be awesome. Yeah. They should definitely do that.

It's basically like the relationship with like dudes and stuff, right? I think it's like them and like girls and fucking dudes and like sucking dick. Sometimes you got to suck a dick. Yeah. But it's like mansors for women. Yes. Two attractive girls. Again, that blonde is a legit smart girl.

They were getting squeezed. They weren't getting squeezed, man. This from my understanding, you guys feel me. I don't know the details of story. I know from what I. know. I know that they kind of weren't anything and then show in bar stools. Like, hey, come on our platform. We'll send all the bros your way. We're going to give you an audience. And this is the deal. And I know a lot of people. My boy's busting with the boys is over there. I know how their contracts

work. I've seen them. KFC's there. I'm real. I like those guys. I'm real friendly. I'm real friendly with barstools. So I fucked with barstool. So they go, we have this huge platform. Here's the contract. It's like a multi-year three or four-year contract. The actual contract was one year, $75,000 each, and then at the end of the year, they could renegotiate. And there's bonuses too. Nobody knew how big it was going to be. No. So Barstool took a chance on them, gave them a platform.

After a year, they signed a multi-year deal, right? And then I think it's the Burnett starts dating this like HBO. Head of HBO. It's like, yeah, sports. And that guy goes, how much are you making? Your shows as big as Rogan. You should be making this and this. Right.

Let's get you out of the deal. Right. So then they called the guy who put the deal together, who I'm friends with and represents me, who's their agent. And he goes, let's get him out of the deal. And he's like, well, we just signed it's three-year deal. So once the three years is over, we have so much leverage. Was it three years at 75 each or now?

No, it's more than that. It was starting at 75 with bonuses every single year. And then the second year is, I think 85, third year should have been 100 grand. But you can negotiate at the end of each year every year. I heard they're both making between like $2.50. to 300,000 years. I mean, the reality is after a year, they probably should not sign that deal, right?

But they did, and that's on them. And then Barstool. It is what it is, yeah. My thing, like, where were you before Barstool came about? Where was your platform? No, 100%. Because you have gotten to where you're at without the push of Barstool?

No, it's a big push. Probably not, because they have such a loyal, big following, right? Of bros who are into this stuff. So they do that contract. And then she starts Dane Homeboy, who doesn't know how the podcast space works. He's like, you should be making more. Let's get you out of the contracting.

You guys committed this three multi-year deal. They go, the agent and put it together. He's like, no, you can't. You'd violate the contract that we signed. It's not smart to do this. Then he goes, we'll figure out, hangs up on my guy. They fire my guy. Like, you don't know what you're doing.

Fire him. Knows what he's doing. And then they're in trouble now. Then word gets out. They're talking WME and these other agencies to get out of the contract. So that's where. Did they split up? I heard they also, then her with Homeboy.

And then the smart girl, the blonde, who's, I hate to be shit about it. She's the brains of the operation. If the blonde leaves, that show doesn't exist. Well, now the show is, the show's done.

Nope. Now the blonde's doing it. I think, are they doing an audition or something to replace it? They had, the president of Barstool went on to the

Call Her Daddy Instagram account and said that send your audition tapes to Barstool. It's not how podcasting works. I will be sending a tape. You should do it.

I would absolutely send a tape. You and her would be great together. I will send a tape. But this is no different than, Like a quarterback, the NFL signs a big deal or, no, you know what it is? It's like those fucking, those kids on Lord of the Rings. Yeah. We knew it was going to be pretty big.

You signed, it's the Lord of Rings. The books were huge. And then the first one comes out in success. And I'm going, I want to restructure. Lord of the Rings and whoever put together is like, no, dude, we knew this is going to be big. That's why we signed you a multi-year deal. You got to be careful. Yeah, but we're worth more.

You got to be careful what you sign. And listen, I mean, they probably could have made a lot more money if they didn't sign. the second. Like, I understand ticket that you, if you're really huge after a year, you got to look at

what you're signing. Yeah. I mean, it is what it is. This for a reason. Yeah, I agree. Barstow didn't get

where they're at off. I know, there's no, I know those guys. To them, they did what they should do as a business.

They got to be smarter. They got a huge loyal following that also catapulted these girls to where they're at and those girls go, we're huge now, we can do it without you.

And Barstow's like, yeah, we don't know, we have a contract. Like, yeah, but we're going to go over here. Well, no, you have a contract. Right.

No, no, no. No fuck us. Yeah, but we're going to go over here. 100%. I say sue him. Kill them. Really. The president of Barsoil actually renegotiated their deal as well.

And he agreed to do, I believe it was 500,000 after each year. After the three-year contract is over, they would then receive their IP back. And then they would get a higher percentage in March, too. So he was really trying to make it work. But, yeah, that's, again, my boy, Will Compton, about some of the boys who I'm close friends with, he signed with him, I reviewed the contract. It's not a bad deal. Like, they signed a three-year deal. You keep everything after it's done. You own the show. You own IP. You're leasing their rights. You're basically leasing your rights to Barstool and their platform

to build you up. And after three years, if you don't like the deal, you can go on. You own it all. Sure. They're not saying we own caller daddy. We own busting with the boys. No, no, no. We're using our platform. We like what you do. We want to add you to our network. After the three years, if you don't like what we do, you're free to leave. These hoes just wanted to leave early. Yeah, no, they should not. You can't go play for another team when he signed a fucking three-year deal. You don't sign a three-year deal if you're, if you're, this is the problem.

You don't sign a three-year deal if you are, you know, if you want to be independent. I love independence, right? So my whole thing is like I would stay independent unless somebody gave me a lot of money. That's a reality. So he's got to give you a lot of money for you to not be independent. Now, the difference is Barstville built them up. Correct. You know, it's a whole thing.

Have you heard of them before Barstool? Were they even... I mean, I haven't known of them now, really. I think they only did four episodes prior to Barstool picking up. And Barstool saw potential, put money and their resources into them. They got the high level. Yeah. Which I'm proud of them.

And again, that blonde's so smart, man. And there's a time. There is a time to lead. I mean, I was with Gas Digital. I like Gas Digital. But there's also a time to just be independent. I was with Gas Digital when I started, Legionis Gang.

So those guys, I'm still friends with them. But like, there's a time when you want to be independent. You go, I don't want to have a boss anymore. I, want to, you know, they're not on this coast at all, I guess digital, but it's like, I, you know, I get what they're saying too. I don't get signing the contract, but I get the frustration of like,

I, they shouldn't have signed the contract. My, my, you think they should have signed the contract? The three year contract. Yes. Really? I don't think they're shit without Barstool and Barstools. Well, the only way for them to know is, there's only one way to know.

There's only one way to know. And then don't sign the contract and find out. Correct. And then you come back to Barstall with your leg. You don't think they would have, fans without maybe not in the beginning but now not to the level not without the marketing and the the pres that bar okay yeah but then you're right but then it's also like how much do you owe that person they're willing to play 500 000 each so a million so seven figure contract each plus

merch barstill sells a shitload of merch i don't know what the merch deal is yeah you're right maybe the merch does it hey who knows there's a lot of money in merch what you can't do is go all right we signed the deal and then reneg on that deal and think you're bigger than the brand. You can't do that. I agree with you there. That's just bad. It is your best thing is, because now they both hate each other. So the show's going.

Why do they hate each other? Cunts. I don't know. The blonde girl went and she renegotiated her deal because they have separate contracts technically. They kind of made an agreement that they would only renegotiate together as a pair. But when the Burnett girl, Sophia, didn't want to take the deal and wanted to stick by her boyfriend. The blonde one was like, I need to save myself. Went and talked to the president of bar stool and worked out her own contract.

But correct me if, tell me if I'm wrong. The blonde one also edits the show. Yes. So that's part of the contract too. She edited the show. She did a lot of the marketing for it. I love how the news is like 30 million unemployed. Also, call her daddy drama.

You know what I mean? It's a very interesting time. You know, on edge of Great Depression. Also, call her daddy. But this is with anything. It's like, I know, so real quick,

the blonde girl, she was actually getting paid a little bit, a little bit more, maybe quite a bit more because she was also doing the editing, but she didn't reveal that to the, to the,

they didn't, oh. That chick, yeah. So she didn't want that drawn, but she was doing the majority of the majority of the work. Yeah. Staying three hours after to edit this fucking thing.

The brunette chick was taking a rhyme. It's like if Ryan came to me and was like, dude, why are you getting paid more? The brunette chick got lucky. Yeah, she fell into this. She fell into this.

She got lucky. And she, she just tried her lock and she lost. I like both of them. Well, the Burnett chick got with an HBO guy who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Right. And I just cause this turmoil and this Burnett chick, I'd be willing to bet in six months. We don't know her.

I don't know her name now. No, I don't know her name now. He fucked her dude. He fucked this girl. Yeah. She had a great thing here. This could turn to a TV show. HBO Showtime getting out shows left and right.

Who knows? Yeah, it'd have been big. Could have been big. There's no girls out here like this. You fuck this. Like what? What do they do? I'm confused

They're the one and only What do they do? We don't know I know He's like there's no one like this What are they doing again? We don't know I know

Well what was the two black girls On HBO had their own show And they started from a podcast Two dope queens Two dope queens Yeah Great name dope queens Dope queens

Dope queens and these are I don't know what they do But I feel like they're like I don't know Queens but they're two white girls They're just They're queens and their dub What?

Give a show That's all you need now So I don't know how that ends Hopefully they That blonde girl's gonna be fine. That blonde girl's gonna be fine. She looks. Fucked.

You don't hope you get pregnant with that HBO dude. Yeah, poke holes in those condoms. Yeah, girl. As a reward for losing your career. I know, man. Wild. If that guy breaks up with her,

then she's completely like that. They should get back together. The two girls should get back together and talk about it. And, you know, because now they're probably going to have the biggest audience they've ever had. That's a smart move.

I think the Burnett should go. I fucked up. I talked to. to the boyfriend, be like, dude, you're kind of fucking to still work out. Go to Burnett, be like, hey, let's honor our contract

with Barstool. Let's write out the three years. Take it from there. Let's do this. And they should let, openly how we fuck up. They should let a lot of the Barstool guys do like a Bukaki on them.

As just a way. As just a way to like show that they were wrong. Like to just let all the people in bars suits kind of jerk off on them as a, as a, it's about female empowerment, really. Because they're choosing it, right?

It's not. If it's your choice. They're choosing it. saying, hey, we were a little wacky. Let's lay on the floor and let everybody jizz on us, and then we'll go back to podcasting. It's just my thoughts. These are my thoughts.

If anybody wants to hire me as a consultant, that's cool, too. Dave Portnoy Hype's Barstool Sports Auditions Amid Call Her Daddy Drama. Oh, I'm doing an audition, man. I'm going to do an audition. I'm going to put a wig on. I'm going to do an audition. I'm going to be like, I'm the bitch. Call her daddy. Stop at. Yass!

How big was that? Cuck! Yast! Come! I imagine that's the show. I don't know. I imagine that's a good portion of it. So says Cooper made $506,000,

frankly received $461,000. We can't air this video or no? In a 30-minute video, Cooper said the infighting started as they began renegotiating the second year of their three-year contract. During the first year, Cooper made $506,000.

$506,000 in New York's like making $30,000. in L.A. It's not a lot of money. It ain't a lot of money. L.A., money goes further than New York. Not much further. Not much further. Not much further.

But in L.A., you can... In Texas, you're Bill Gates. But in New York, it's like bananas. How much money you have to have to have any space. You know? But that's what you sign up for. That's what you sign up for. I love the city.

I mean, it's... Yeah. I don't want to live there, but yeah. I'm done with it, too. I mean, I live there for years and loved it. But now I'm like, yeah, I could never live there again. Never. And the reason is because of the call her daddy drama.

I would have lived there if the call her daddy girls were treated. Knowing that they're not together makes me want to kill myself. Like I don't. This is 912. We have 9-11. Now we have 9-12. You got current-of-eds, Jen? Let me pee before we get current-of-eds.

They just air all that. Current events. What do you got? Oh, here we go. Podcast producers have this crazy power of just like, You don't know where the footage goes. Brian says it all the time. Yeah, dude.

He's like, he's like, good thing. Chin's on our side, man, because the shit we say. Yeah, man. He's like, what about Kat? I'm like, what? I'm actually putting together a tell-all book right now.

Yeah, a tell-all book. Okay. So, Aisha Curry is Steph Curry's wife, and she recently posted up a photo of herself in a bikini, normal, whatever. But a lot of people are shitting on her because back in 2015, She released a tweet basically saying that she doesn't like it when women come out and, like, show their goods on social media.

She put everyone into barely wearing clothes these days, huh? Not my style. I like to keep the good stuff coat up for the one who matters. Well, I think she might mean, like, she's also very thick back then. In everyday life. And now she's just wearing a bathing suit. She also got her shit together. She's in shape and she's like, oh, wow.

That's what a lot of people are saying. They're saying that she was projecting the fact that she probably didn't feel very good about her ball. body back in the day. And that's why she tweeted that. No different than these plus size models who shame the hot girls or the fat people shame the hot people. Yeah. It's like that's not beauty.

You're empty in sight. It's like, all right. If you look like that, you'd be posting ass pics left. I think it'd be a funnier post if she was 400 pounds. Oh, too. Straight up humor. Like, you know. Did she, did she respond to it or no?

No, she did not. Do you, girl. Fuck the internet. Also, the internet's crazy, man. Who brought up 2015? It was like, hey, remember we said this in 2015? Yeah, who cares? And then people are also bringing up.

I think it was in an interview a couple years back where she said, Steph, her husband, is consistently getting attention from women, but she gets no attention from men on social media. Remember that. And it makes her feel like. Wait a minute, hold on. What about waiters?

Waiters. She was fat. She was fat. Certain men care. You know? Yeah, I remember that. She's like, it's a little, it gets me a little bit.

bit of insecurity because my husband gets all this attention. Oh, you mean the MVP of the NBA's getting attention and you're not? Are you at your goddamn plan? Why don't you do something to get attention? This will do it though.

And that's why people are... She looks good. She looks really good. Eh, she looks better. You like you're better when she was a little fakeer? No, she's good. She's still got a long way to go. I mean, this is, I don't want to lie to her.

I don't want to... What would you like to see, Tim? What would you... I mean, let's just start focusing on trimming the hips a little bit. Trim it down a little bit, you know? Well, it's still a little too thick for your liking. It's a little thick. I like a woman who's 80 pounds, bird-like.

Auschwitz, though. You get very nervous. Remember, Callista Flockhart from M. Her waist was like a CD, like a compact disc. That's what I think, Hollywood Nudes. I just can't believe. What kind of fucking loser? Hillary Duff. Remember 2015?

Yeah, yeah. Hillary Duff spent her holiday weekend denying garbage child trafficking. Hillary, stay up the comments. Too funny, but she did post a creepy picture of her kid. Really? Well, it's coming from that photo, right? There's like a weird photo of a kid. And that's where everyone, the conspiracy come.

Yeah, it was a photo of one of her sons. And it basically was him half, basically naked, but you can kind of see his butt and he had lotion on him. It was on her Instagram story. She took it down because people said that she was, she had child pornography. Obviously she's not running a human trafficking thing, but it's like, don't do that.

Yeah. Just don't put a naked picture of your kid who has no say. And you know what I mean? But I also don't think she's human trafficking. No, of course she's not. She's absolutely not. Oh, she doesn't have any fucking money. That's the people, these thing with these Hollywood people,

they think everyone in Hollywood's got money. This bitch can't traffic. She's trafficking herself. Listen. Yes. She's got no, can we all stop? Everything's not. the same here.

Trafficking. Guys like Jeffrey Epstein. They were fucking, they had real money, the people, they had real connections. Yeah, it costs a lot of money

to traffic human beings. Yeah, this fucking bitch is, you know, come on, stop. But also don't put a weird picture of your kid

on the internet like that. It's weird. She got it all taken down. Yeah, she took it down. Dude, I used to work out next to her. She used to work out the same gym.

Yeah. Smoke show. Yeah. Bees, too. She used to work out like, I don't know what's going on. So there's a little picture of the little boy

his pants are down? It seemed like it was a picture of him after he had taken a bath or something. You could see his butt and then there was lotion on him. Okay. And it was just kind of like supposed to be a family friendly friendly photo of her son.

She's trafficking in the trial. Well yeah, it's a people are you gotta stay off comments, man. You gotta stay off comments, you know? All right. Anyways, we don't want to see a picture of that. I like Hillary. I don't care either way. It is what it is.

She's trafficking human beings. She's not trafficking anything. She's trying to traffic a career. Yeah, that's what I mean about people think Hollywood's like all these big power players. And it's like not. I know people who live in cars. I mean, she doesn't, but it's coming. She doesn't turn it around.

Living in a car. This is what? Yeah, that one. Oh, okay. That's weird. It's not great. Listen, I'm not saying, listen, I'm not saying, listen, I'm not saying she's trafficking. but don't put that on social media.

You know what I mean? I agree. Do not put that on social media. That is a bad move. I have a kid I would never. That is fucking not what you do. I don't know what. But that's also on her refrigerator and she's just showing the whole thing.

Probably didn't even think about it because she's not trafficking human beings. Oh, so she didn't put that on Instagram? No. That's what the reports kept saying. Well, no. I thought she put it on Instagram. This is a story of her going over a fridge of all the memories and there's a picture of the sun. Oh, okay.

I thought she put it as like a post. Because you put lotion on kids before they go to bed. because they have real sensitive skin. I do it with my son. I have people come and do it to me as well. But yeah, no, that's, you know, listen, man, everybody's not trafficking. I mean, this is like mental illness.

Where does it, stop? I mean, enough of ready. But Hillary Duff? They're all. Hillary Duff? There are, here's the thing. There are powerful, rich people that do engage in crazy behavior, and they never get in trouble for it.

Hillary Clinton's doing it. I mean, Bill Clinton's, I'm not playing. You got your Hillary's confused. You got your Hillary's mixed up, folks. That's what happened. That's exactly what it is. Hillary Hillary. That's what it is.

Because no one gets in trouble and there's no consequences, people just run and they get upset and they're rightfully upset. And they just run rampant. And then they're like, yeah, Hillary Duff's running a human trafficking ring. And it's like, no, she's probably not, guys. She's probably not. What are you got? You guys were mentioning this earlier? That looks so fun.

It's fun, man. It's Ozarks, dude. I would go there and like everybody's face. Yeah, I mean. I wouldn't do that. I know it's constantly anti-COVID. Even if I get it, I'll be fine. Look at the odds.

But yeah, this is the pool party from this past weekend. I'm all about it. I'm here for it. You got to start living your life. I love everyone is shitting on the party. Like everyone on Twitter is like, oh, that party looks suck.

It's like, shut up. Shut up. What do you think? Your party's fun in Echo Park where you sit there and you talk about all the sins America's committed. Shut the fuck up.

I just can't imagine. There's booze. Everyone's in the water. You're in the water. You're pissing in the water. Who cares? Everyone's shitting in the water. Yeah, nothing better.

I just can't believe somebody would post this. I'm like, can you believe these people? It has nothing to do with you. There's nothing to do with you. They're not going to your grandfather's house. It's not directly affecting you. If you don't want to go to the beach and stay off the fucking beach. Who cares?

Don't be a rat. Don't be a rat. I hate that, dude. I hate how quickly people became rats. Like two weeks in, people are those 16-year-old skateboarding? It's like, stay out of it. Takashi 6-9 made it. cool to be a rat.

That's the thing of it. Hilary Duff. Don't be a rat. Let her run a human trafficking ring. Stop being a rat all the time. You're right. She's got to make money. She's getting older as a woman in Hollywood.

What's you gonna do? You're right. That looks so fun. I can't wait for those days to be back. In my days, I mean, right now. All right. Here's a quick, sad one.

I don't know if you guys know this person, but I watched this show called a Terrace House on Netflix. What's it called? Terrace House? Never heard of it. Okay, it's really good. You wouldn't know what it is. This isn't like.

titles. What's it about? It's different people moving into this little house. It's almost like real world, but they're there to find a relationship. It's a Japanese real world. But it's all Japanese people? But they haven't been white people too. I love how you guys even thought there was a possibility. They're like, we don't

know if you guys watch Terrace House, the old Japanese dating show on Netflix. Like, you know, we don't. Sorry. It's like love that first sight, but all Japanese people. And you got to read in subtitles. You guys speak Mandarin, right? Because it's an old Chinese Cooking show.

Have you seen that? No, I have. Amy Schumer's the host. Yeah. I think you guys, you guys just give one episode of show.

One episode of try. All right, man. Why? What happened? So this is one of the girls that starred in it. She was a professional wrestler.

I guess she has lineage too. I think her father is also a professional wrestler. And she would get negative comments. You know, like people say negative things on social media and whatnot. That's social media in 2020, man. reason career, they end up killing themselves because of all the harsh criticisms.

You know what? It's bad here. It's definitely bad here. Yeah. It's very bad. Sometimes I do. It depends what I say. Which you get more famous. I go, I go like sometimes if I go at Trump, I get it. And then if I defend Trump, I get it. And I do both. I do all the time. So like, yeah, it depends. Yeah. How do you deal? It's like it's, it's just ignore it. It comes with fame. I don't. I don't read. I don't read the comments. Who cares? You just ignore it, you know. I look at the ticket count. I look at the fees.

People are watching. People buying tickets. People buying merch. I don't give a fuck. Who cares? Yeah. Some people take it harder than others. But also she's very young.

She's very young. In Asia, it's the way they do it. She's very like, I feel like everyone in Asia is like, we write people off here. But if somebody says something to you in Asia, you're like, fuck. Yeah. You start to take it out of her. Yeah. So she was reading the comments and told herself.

They look at you. They're like, such a dishonor. So she didn't. You have dishonored your whole country by your appearance on dating show. You're like, fuck. Sorry. She was a victim of cyberbullying.

She mentioned it before. And then in her last post, she had like a little, her little cat. And she was saying something like, you know, uh, goodbye or something like that. They usually do that too. I love how much Asians love cats because I think cats are awesome. And certain Asian countries, a cat is a status symbol. That's not directly related to this, but. Ronda rousey posts this.

I feel very bad for this woman. I feel bad that she committed suicide. Rhonda posted about her. Yeah, a lot of wrestlers did. It's very sad. You can't listen. People online are. monsters. You can't listen to them. I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah. You know. Ronda put cyberbullins is a very real and growing threat to us all in society. Succoming to isn't weakness. It's human. We've evolved to feel as if our lives depend on social acceptance because the majority of human history of our survive has depended on

our social groups and standing within them. I know the trolls that spend their days harassing others online are battling their own mental demons. True. But please find a way to release your venom in a way that won't poison others. Even a straws weight can be the one to break the camel's back. It is what it is, man.

She's a good rider. She's really good. I had no idea that came from private. Oh, no, Rhonda's wicked smart. That's fucking great. Stupid smart. I don't know if she has her high school GEDD.

I thought that was Rhonda Patrick. Yeah. Rhonda's very, very smart. This is Nikki Bella. Words can destroy in a minute what a heart had to build in a year. But also stay off social media.

Listen, this is... It's easier said than done, but also stay on social media. Part of what you accept when you're in the public eye to any degree, is that people are going to be shitty to you? You have to take. You have to take it, but like...

I know it's shitty, but... It's so shitty, but also, if you have an opinion, if you're an opinionated person, that's it. You're going to upset. I'm just going to upset people. I'm just going to upset people. And half the people are going to fuck with you. I upset you got to accept that half the people aren't going to agree with you.

And half those morons are unhappy with their lives and their only way they can... Dude, and high profile people might hate you. Celebrities might hate you. It is what it is. You know, I went to Hillary Duff's house to make a citizen's arrest. She's not happy. Everybody's going to have a problem with you. Imagine that.

I show up at Hillary Duff's house. That's what you're doing in Beverly Hills? Yeah. That bitch doesn't live in Beverly Hills. Trust me. Stop. She was in the Hollywood Hills in one of those disgusting little huts buried in the side of a fucking hill

with a four-foot infinity pool. You got a fucking money. You don't know what money is. For the last time she had a hit. McFolle, what Mick Fully put? Also known as, what's Mick Fully's?

Mankind, right? Man, dude. Hannah Camaro was 22. Please let that that's thinking. 22. It's crazy, dude. Online billing should not be. part of her life, it damn sure shouldn't be, uh, should not be part of death.

Well, what's good is that we have a, like the president doesn't really participate in this negative. He doesn't control people at all. What's good about the president is he sets a good example. Yeah. Fuck, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad when people put so much weight into social media.

That's what's bad. It's like, yeah, it's not real. None of it's real. None of it's real. None of it's real. None of it's real. None of it's real. dude none of it's real it's not real you just have to fucking ignore it but it's hard to ignore

be like Lance Armstrong it's very hard to ignore the only way to defeat like trolls is to ignore them but it's the hardest thing in the world to do it's very hard that's why trump but you know how you beat him because no one can ignore him because he's the president but also the way you beat them is just more success yeah that's what you got to do yes okay well just to close this off the her what she said last was I love you have a long happy life I'm sorry and then tragic that was her with her cat how did she do it they're still investigating exactly what happened. There was like, is there, is, is there any possibility that cat killed her and then wrote that post?

Oh my gosh. That's what I was thinking. I mean, literally, cats are devious as far. Cats are very mischief. Cats like, we'll make it look like a suicide. Oh, it's a kid. There was a great meme where it was like a phase of a cat. And it goes, I cannot spread coronavirus, though.

If I could, I would. Hott of hilarious. Cats are fucking cunts. I hate, you have a cat, right? Well, that's not my, it's my friend's cat, that big fat, gray cat. It's just hilarious. I put it in all, like we put it in all the video. I'm so allergic.

It's just so funny. It's hilarious. His name's Oscar. It just hates everything. It just makes me laugh. Like, I'll pick it up. It's like, it's like clawing at my neck. I'm like, just trying to kill me.

It's like trying to, is this big claw? No, no. It'll get you. Yeah. What's this? This is a comparison people made to President Trump and then also Michael Scott from the office. So it's about positive and negative. I'll just play the clip for you here.

I had a two-week regimen of hydroxychloroquine. And I've taken it. I think just about two weeks. I think it's another day. And I'm still here. I'm still here. And I tested very positively in another sense. So this morning, yeah.

I tested positively toward negative. So, no, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning, meaning I tested negative. Sounds like me as a president. I talk my words up all the time. Test yet, sir? No, I have not. And then, if you remember watching the office.

Yeah, I love the office. Well, I guess they mixed it up here. And I tested, meaning that's a way of... In the medicine. Positively toward the negative. Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. That episode is amazing. Yeah.

I tested very positive. That was such a big show that I was just, never got into you. I've never given myself the chance. Oh my God. When somebody gets so big, I just never got into it. I go against the grain. I've never gotten into it. Did you get into Seinfeld? No. I liked other shows that were funny.

Did you get into Friends? No, I thought Frazier was really funny. Frazier's awesome. Really funny. I watched Seinfeld and Friends, but I thought Frazier was really fun. That was my favorite, like, sitcom of that time. And, uh, like, I watch most things that people watch. I watch Ozark. I think it's good. I don't think it's the greatest thing ever, but I like Ozark. What do you like better, Sopranos? I mean, all of that. The wire

soprano's breaking bad. I mean, Succession is better than Ozark. How dare you? Game of Thrones. I mean, it is. Watch Succession. Game of Thrones is better. Watch Succession. You ever watch it? What's that on? HBO. What's that about? It's great. It's about like a family of ultra wealthy people that own a TV station. It's great. That sounds cool. It's really cool. Um, I just started watching Narcos, uh, Mexico. Narcos, the first season of Narcos is amazing. Second season of Mexico? It just starts

blending. You don't care. You don't care about the character. It's like, wait a minute. But do you know the real story? That Hispanics sell drugs? Yes. That's a joke. And a lot of that is because we colonized and did all the wrong things. But that's just,

that's, if you know the history of it, like the more I read it in the actual history of it, then I'm into it more. I'm on the second season now of Mexico to the third season. They should do like Narcos America. Do something.

Have white people be the problem. You know what I mean? Do Narcos Alaska. Do Narcos Hells Angels. Yeah, something like that. You know? Do they have something like that already? No.

Yeah. Son's of Anarchy. He doesn't count. No, that doesn't count. I'm talking to do real life. I mean, Ozark is good. It's a watchable show. The kid on Ozark is fans of a lot of podcasts.

Which kid? The young kid? The real white kid. No, not the young kid. The white trash? The white trash kid. Who fucks the old lady? He's a fan of the lady.

He's a fan of all of the podcast. Oh, wow. That kid, Charlie, that kid. That kid. He does a lot of work. He's like a massive fan of podcasting. I don't want to get him in trouble. He looks like a podcasting.

Yeah, I mean, he looks like a guy that like podcast. Yeah, he does. I mean, he's... Good actor. Really good actor. He plays the same kind of part all the time, which is like what he looks like he would play. Yes.

To me, Ozarks's top five. No. It's schlocky. When's last time you watched Sopranos? That's amazing. I watched a few episodes last year. No, Ozark is schlock. I've never seen Sopranos.

I'll explain. Anyone tells me to watch it. I watched it. Ozarks could never happen and it's stupid. It could happen. It could not happen. It's dumb. Missouri?

on a boat where a drug dealer's selling heroin on a boat because a bunch of other people A casino? A casino, but it's slucky. You're like, yeah, whatever. It's like none of it could ever have. It's stupid. Money-on-lawy. The right.

Bateman and Lord Linney are amazing. Julia Garner's amazing. That's why the show is so good because the actors sell it. But you're like, dude, this could never fucking happen. Oh, but you watch Game of Thrones and think it could really happen? No, but Game of Thrones is also not at the level of like the wire to sopranos, things like that. Dude, you and I are off. I think Game of Thrones better.

All those. You like wire all the seasons? How many season six? Wire in totality is the greatest show ever made when you take it in totality. One through three. No, it's also good the other ones. They're all right. In totality, because it took an issue and then showed it from every different perspective.

It was like this brilliant thing that had never been really done in TV the way it had been done. It's like you're looking at it from the cops, the dealers, the press, the politicians. Agree. It's a crazy. To do that with television is wild, right? Agree. But that's why people put so much. weight on Sopranos because like we've never seen like so and so vulnerable.

No, it's amazing. The anti-hero breaking bad, all that stuff. But now that we're in 2020. Do you need a season four Ozark? Let's be honest. Oh, do I ever? Do you really? I don't know where they're going to go.

Right. Yeah, I mean, I would think I started laundering money. They're going to start stuffing money in their breasts and their tits. Do you watch Dexter? No, but I heard that was good too. It's good. Dude, bloodline is good on Netflix, but it's slow, but it's good. and it's got some great actors in it.

Did you watch hunters? The Nazi hunters on Amazon? No, is that good? Great. Dude, Bloodline is good because it's just in the Florida Keys. Oh, anything? Florida, I'm out. Besides, actually, I'm out.

Yeah, I'm just not into the Florida movement. What is wrong with you? I like alligators, but other than that, I'm just out of it. Look at that. Look at that. There's something in a foot. Something's going on there. Key West is good.

Curb is great. Curb's amazing. What, you can't believe I don't love Ozark? Yes. Dude, it's fine. it's not bad. I respect it. What about documentaries? I love documentaries.

Did you, were you a Tiger King fan? Great. One of your favorites? I loved it. Top five docs ever. Ah, see, I disagree. Okay. Give me back. I think it was so good because we're in quarantine. It was so outlandish. But if you go back and watch it, is it better than like, you know what? Making a murder. Is it better than the O.J. Simpson?

No, no, no, you're right. You're right. Is it better than fuck, don't fuck with cats? No, don't fuck with cats. It got a little long. It got a little long. A little long. It was so long. The guy went from killing cats to people.

I know, but it took too long. And a Facebook group did it. That should happen in an episode. I was about to kill some of those losers talking this poor guy. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, don't hurt cats. But also, who has a job here? That's what I'm saying.

Who has a job? Dude, I like the one guy goes, the one guy who actually found him, I don't know what he does for a job. But he goes, I felt like you, it was a game of cat and mouse. And I thought, you know what? you're on. Yeah, six years later. He's like, you're on.

I've got nothing to do this decade. Let's go. Then they show him at a, he's in LA, they show him at an LA fucking coffee shop, just fucking tracking the studio. Dude, it shows that everybody just wants a community. Yes. Everybody just wants a community,

whether you're hunting a cat killer or whatever it is. You're just, you're, but I like Tiger King because it was one of the only things I didn't know, like I don't, and not one of the only things I don't know about,

but like, I don't know anything about like those shitty zoos. And I always wondered about it. When I would drive through these areas, I'd be like, yeah, is that a zoo? I'm like, what the hell's going on there? Like, you go to the Everglades in Florida and you'd be like, so many of them. What is this

thing? But also, it kind of took you to that world an interesting way. Yeah, but also, this is what happens when a guy who's addicted to meth gets a bunch of tigers. It's like meth, tigers. But he's the hero of it. Like, he's the hero of that whole thing. He's the heroes. I think he's the hero.

Or is, what's her name? Karen. What's their name? Carol. No one roots for Carol. She had her husband killed and she got away with it. This is a poor guy. He was like, yes, he's a meth head. Yes, he's tricked these guys into sleeping.

He also killed a lot of tigers. How about the straight guy that came from Oklahoma was like, I just want to see tigers? Didn't every podcast have all of these people on, by the way? I don't think so. We didn't. But a lot of them did. And they all killed tigers. I interviewed one of the tigers.

Oh, you did? I did a video. What did he say? He was an anti-Sema. That makes sense. So he had to leave. But it's, uh, Yeah, I think that podcast was good, but I think it's also,

uh, it's kind of like the, the Tiger Woods and Tom Brady golf thing. Yeah. We're so hungry for live TV and for live sports. We're like, all right, I'll watch this. It's, you know, it's a thing that came out in 2018. We just like, all right, cool. No, it was certainly a perfect storm.

Yes. Of why it got so big. Yeah. 100%. Because like stairs is better. The going clear docs better. The Nirvana one of. Kurt Cobain and HBO's better.

I don't know. I mean, Tiger King was pretty good. You have to care about tigers. Well, you've been going clear. It's like, you know, that's a decent one. Who took Johnny's a creepy one about human trafficking. That's wild. Making a murderer?

Making murder is great. The Keepers was good on Netflix. Keepers is good. Making a murder too was a waste of your fucking life. Yeah. So lame. Well, it's also like he did it. He did it.

And then he's represented himself as the lawyer. Yeah. Well, that ain't. We know he did it. His attorney looks guilty. This bitch. They all drive, these people live in a level from Donkey Kong country.

They just drive around in mind carts and fuck each other. They're guilty. It's enough. Stop trying to spring this guy who's clearly a monster. What's funny is, I remember when I came out, I kind of defended him. I was like,

we need to get him out. And then people from that county were like, dude, it's all the Netflix marketing propaganda. This dude's so guilty. The guilty thing funny. He's guilty of like, he's guilty of like other things. Yes. It's like raped people.

Yeah, he's a bad person. Bad dude. What else you got? All right. All right, this is big right now. Chloe Kardashian and how she looks. Dude, I mean, this is, this is the, this is. She's on chocolate face?

This is where you get conspiracies where it's like, did Chloe die and they just put this new person in? Because this is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Nuts. Chin, do me a favor. Bring up old. Chloe Kardashian picture. Tell me it's the same person.

Dude, this is how that doesn't do justice. No, get older, Chloe. The older Chloe was an fucking starting left tackle for the Colorado Buffaloes. She was so big, dude. Look at that.

Think how far science and medicine has advanced. I got to be honest with you, the new version of her does not look like, that doesn't look like a human, bro. Brendan, does that look like a human being? Looks like a human odd to have sexual relationships.

No, but it doesn't. Look at the eyes. Look very closely at the eyes. Could be an alien. I'd still take no chances. No, it looks like something's wrong. Like it, like that's crazy. How so? I mean, it just doesn't, she did. Kathy Griffin, this is the same thing. She doesn't look alive anymore.

Dude, this is nuts. Like old Kathy Griffin's photo, the new Kathy. It doesn't look. I think it's like that movie Get Out? She looks alive. It's like that movie Get Out. Something's wrong. Look, dude.

She looks like, dude. She looks alive there. She might not want to fuck her. She looks alive. She looks alive. She looks alive. And the other, the other, that, dude. She looks evil.

Dude, something's off. It looks like the movie, Get Out. It took Chloe's brain and put in some hot bitch. Let's get out. Wow. Dude, it shows you what medicine can do. Yeah, man, I don't know. That's, there's something wrong.

That might have been bad. You might have sold her soul of the devil, but that's okay. I guess it's worth it. All right. She's so skinny now. Let me see her full box. body they showed here I think the last thing she did was run

she turned into a black girl she went chocolate body it's like the last thing she's not tan there it's just her running dude rocky never ran in a gated community I mean God bless her but

good for her man good for her I mean I'm glad she lost all that way but I mean she's a pretty girl I don't know why you need to go crazy with the face she's pretty hot there look at all the comments there's yes baby. There she is.

Yeah. Well, I mean, she does look pretty damn amazing right here. It doesn't look real, like you said. It doesn't look real. It just doesn't look real. I mean, I'm not saying it's out of track. I'm not saying it's underdraxia. It just, it doesn't look like a human being. I mean, even the tits look weird. Like, right? It looks. And she's also, can we, she also has the skin of sexy yama. She's also gold. That's not natural color. No.

She's also a gold bronze shape. No, that's benti. What's that? Make up On the body, really? Yeah. A lot of girls do that now where they have like body shimmer.

That's what it is. And put like gold and bronze on. Yeah, some girls who put like purple. Dude, where is, when is this going to be done to Rob Kardashian? I mean, when is Rod. Can you put Robb on the knife, all of the knives? Dude, Rob's 400 pounds. Yeah.

He tried to come up with the sock business. No one supported it. Poor Rob. Me and Rob were outside Denny's in Huntington Beach with guns saying open now. I mean No one supports Rob man They're like geez what's wrong with Rob

He's the black she of the family Well I don't know Maybe he's the guy Does he even have an Instagram I don't think so A photo with that guy In like years I think he got so fat shamed

Then also Like they were sitting around The mom was orchestrating the businesses She goes All right Rob So socks for you Yeah you'll get Sox.

Oh, dude, this poor guy. Mama Sita, limited edition. Oh, dude. How? Meanwhile, this is a horrific situation. Meanwhile, sisters are signed with fucking Adidas. They're billionaires, dude. Dude, I love they go through all the houses that they all own.

And then they're like, Rob sleeps on one of their couches. You know? Rob's still sad about fucking Lamarro. Rob's just eating Papa Johns in someone's backyard. Dude, there's no photos. I know. That's an old one. There's an old one, man.

He's had a tough go, man. He's had a tough go. What happened to him? I think his sister got famous for fucking a dude. I mean, dude, the men in that world, Bruce Jenner, Lamar Odom, they all have problems. Kanye West is the most problem. They all have issues.

And you're around that and your father was a successful lawyer? Yeah. You're making socks? Yeah, you've got to be very careful around these ladies. You want bad break away from making don't fuck with cats too. Scott Dissick somehow made it because he's like, a Long Island slime ball

he figured it out he has a good brand called talentless yeah it's a clothing brand called talentless it's actually really good gear

I love it yeah I mean I always liked him me too yeah he's I wonder why that is because we're scum yeah that's fair

yeah I've always fucked with uh I've always fucked with him yeah we're scum I mean you know I get him what's he's supposed to do

like I get it he just he he got married into an attractive, like a wealthy family. Both his parents died. That's tough. That is tough. Yeah, I respect him.

Nothing. I mean, you got to hustle. Hustle is a hustle. He's got a hustle, man. Yeah, he's a hustler. He's making the best of them. I respect that, man. Yeah, he's a Long Island guy.

I can't not, I can't not support Long Island. Happy birthday of the best guy I know, Rob Kardashian. Well, why don't you fucking help him out? Where is he? Where is he? He's making socks. Rob? No, Scott.

What about Rob? What if he's just getting like super, jacked right now during quarantine and he's waiting to just come out. His sisters have all the connections. His sisters. Kanye got light bulbs for his wedding. Just put him under the knife. Dude. Get some fucking cheek implant. Put him under

that knife. We'll see that I bet soon. I mean how great would it be if the next photo is Rob Kardashian? It looks like Chloe too. They're like this is Rob Kardashian. It's a picture of a guy that's not even in the hand. Click on that picture of the top left, the very first picture. What is that?

The old app? time flies and stay home oh god gotcha yeah all right what else you got yeah this one here

this is from Sports Center it's actually pretty entertaining funny all right we need a vaccine it's just the problem it's time to get open up it's the same with Tiger

King that was an entertainment We just need content. Like Netflix needs content. Yeah. And you succumbed to that. I succumbed to it. You're like, check this shit out.

This is Itchero. And I don't know. You guys tell me if this looks real deal or not. But this is him's like these days. And he had a little power. But how about this? Drawing accuracy. Now you can call it stage and call whatever you want.

I just called It's Echero. Yeah, that's a minute. Yeah. Why not? That seems impossible. What else is he going to do? I don't know. Who was it, Chloe Kardashian?

Is that what Chloe looks like? Is that Rob Kardashian now? Is that Rob? Dude, now it's like we can't even be shocked if Rob Kardashian is just a small Asian boy. It would be a small blurp on my radar if that was Rob Kardashian throwing baseballs. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's crazy. Good for him.

I'll buy socks. What else you got? Well, you know what it is. Hillary Doff sold the real Chloe Kardashian for experiments and then they put in this new one. What else you got? That's all we got. That's it? That's it.

We did it, dude. That's it. Thanks for having me, dude. Thank you for answering the call, man. Tim Dillon's show on YouTube, please subscribe, fight the power, fight tech censorship, and by subscribing to my channel and buying my merch, that is the most important way to fight. It is. Really is.

I mean, that's just what it is, folks. Dude, I can't thank you. You got to do the shows with us in. Yeah, no, I'm going to do it. If you're legit down, I'll do it. I'm down. Okay, awesome. Yeah, you're right.

Thank you, everyone. June 11th through 13th. Yeah, Phoenix, June 11th through the 13th. How are you getting there flying? Tim, of course I'm flying. You're a gangster. All right. All right.

Well, you want to drive? I might drive. Oh, damn. It's 20-half hours. Oh, he knows, then. It's four and a half hours. Five hours. Your car's going to melt?

No. Oh, is it gets rough. It's so hard. I think it would be nice to be a nice desert drive, though. I like driving myself. I like driving. Nice desert drive. Look at drive time.

From Los Angeles to Phoenix. Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd be, you'd be surprised. Yeah. No pun intended I'm my special Five hours You can go fast

You're not That's not taking you five and a half So you might make it Four You go 45 You're going four 45 there That's doing That's doing the speed limit

Yeah that's doing the speed limit You're getting there And under five 100% I'm not mad at that No I like that Instead of going on playing

Getting all gross Stop lunch Have some lunch in the desert Two and a half You'd stop lunch to desert Another two and a half You're there I leave early

I mean, there's nearly 200 miles to get to the mountains. You could stop in Palm Springs. Yeah, dude. I mean, I think that better than getting on a flight. That's smart. Even though I do want to get on a flight to just kind of get back to swinging things. I'm going to do it in Houston, but I might drive there. I might have my brother fly to L.A.

And then I'm going to drive from L.A. to Phoenix. Yeah, I think. I think driving's to move, dude. I think you're right. Yeah. That's going to be a great show. Yeah. Tim Dillon's joins us in Phoenix, June 11th to the 13th.

Brian, Tim, and me and Phoenix stand up live, then spoken. is June 25th or 27th. 27th, the first ever inaugural Thick Boys Bike Club meeting. If you want in on that, we got over 200 riders. I know how we're going to do it. But Thickboy ride at gmail.com

and then in Salt Lake City, wise guys stand up July 16th through the 18th. Also, the 18th is when we're doing the thick boys ride. Also email Thickboy ride at gmail.com to sign up for the ride in Utah. Tim, thanks for coming in. Thank you, brother.

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