The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 658 Bryan Callen

Episode Date: July 19, 2026

The weathered worm is back! The guys talk open relationships, the Silk Road and dark web, Menace to Society, TikTok stars, Andrew Schulz calling out Wrinks, Tiger Woods' accident, Columbia University professor who snorts heroin, Pakistani rollerblading cops, suggestive snow sculptures and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yeah, yeah. T-Fat K Z Z. It's the fighter and the kids. T-Fat K put a Z on the end. Brennan Malick and Chappelle, everybody going in. Wake up early in the morning, press playing.

Let's get it in. Because we rocking with the fighter. This fighter A, put a seat on the end. You are now tuned in to the fighter and the kids. Oh. Da-na-na-na-na. You're a little tired? Like tired.

Oh, he only gets that? Okay. All right, all right, cool. I was sad for a second. I was like, oh, only really gets it. You tell us what I roll, Jim. Hey, what's up? What's up?

What's up? Brian. It's what on, Brian? Brian, I got to redeem myself. Hold on. You got to. Okay. Save it.

Oh, I thought he was recording. I'll save it. Oh. Brian, I got to redeem myself. Okay. Last time you're on. Yeah. You hit us with that question.

And I said Apple. I said apples. You got to hit us with another question today. Well, again. You don't have to do it immediately. Save it for what you want to save it. I'll come up with another trick. You got to come up with another trickery.

I love that. Yeah, well, this time, no trickery. Straight forward. I just get a kick out of Brennan because I can tell, like, he's doing this. Watch it. He's just a start. He looks at me and he goes, he's looking at my clothes, and he looks at my hair, and he just takes me in.

I ate, I ate grated cheese last night. Too late. I went, I go, go to bed on an empty stomach. We were on a cheese bender all night? Because Daddy looks tired. Daddy ate a lot. See, now, here's the thing about getting older. Daddy's inspo today. Oscar the Grouch.

Okay. Well, I got a little, you got three shirts, you got three shirts on. Wait, we got three shirts on. No, man, I got you, bro. You have a wife feeder, a great shirt. You have a wife, beater like an older challenge for Brooklyn. I didn't wear it. You always have white feet out.

I know, and I did today. Don't, you don't show you, Daddy. You got a waist train on? Hey, man. Don't say that. What if you lift up and he had Kim K's skins on? No, for me, I like having two layers because it makes me feel like I'm a little thicker. Ooh, I get it.

I like that. I get it. I wear black to look thinner. You too, right? Everyone does that shit. Everybody has... And also, you know, big guys can't wear horizontal stripes. Why?

Because it makes sure... Like, it'd make even you guys look bigger. Really? Yeah, horizontal on camera. Yeah, I won't do that. If ever you're on TV, don't wear horizontal stripes. Oh, I won't do that. You look insanely big.

I already know how much. I'm weigh 275. That's a lot of weight. Hey, Bob. How about he, we're talking. I was like, I need to lose weight. And I was like, I'm like, I'm like, 272. Not anymore.

I'm down 10. But he's like, yeah, I'm about 25. I'm, but you're not, though. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm 55. You're not. He goes, I maybe 26, I don't think so, man. I literally thought it was 255. People lie about their weight and their height.

No, I wasn't lying. I just thought that. No, he literally didn't know. Yeah. 270. And you saw it on them. Oh, yeah, we saw it. We brought a scale in.

Oh, you did? Yeah. He's dense. You're dense. And then he sent us pictures because he's being dense. You're very thick. Like, you're not a thin dude. Uranium is dense.

If you were to pick up a piece of aluminum, it's very light. Okay, I'm with it. Uranium? I'm with you. Weapons grade uranium? Like, if we're at a party, if we're at a party, Cal is like moving potato chips.

You're like moving the melted cheese. That's right. It's fucking, okay. Yeah, you're thick. A thick melted cheese. You try to use uranium. Strong, though, and almost 100% fast twitch. That's what you say to people.

But I said, listen, I sent, It's like Cormier. I sent the, uh, before. Oh, he said before and after picks. Cool. Do we have a group chat? Brave. All I said is, you got to see it.

All I said is that gut, though. But he said, what that gut do, baby, what that gut do, baby? What that gut do, bed is. You put weight on uniformly, though. I mean, it kind of goes all over. It's kind of, but he's like, but his shoulders and chest, you know.

But that's my problem. Brian. That's my problem. It doesn't look like bad, but... And your girl doesn't mind. I texted her, I said, I said, sweetheart, I weighed 275. She goes, how much did you think you weighed? She doesn't care.

No, she was just like, duh. But we're saying that's how... You're her big man. Yeah. Her big panda bear. Yeah. I'm like taking a nap in a wooden chair.

You like Kung Fu Panda. I'm not a Kung Fu Panda. Yeah, you're a big Kung Fu Panda. Am I? Well, you're saying Kong. Hey, have you? Brian, now have you ever met Malik's girl? Hold on a little, hold on a little Brendan.

Here's the thing, man. Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, take it easy, man. His hands, watch his hands. His hands fast. I'm just saying. He cut you up his hands. Because we went to dinner with his girl.

She's a beautiful one. He got a lot wider. Wait, wait. Now, now, hold on. She's going to hear this. Yes, she's going to hear this. Oh, I've already got a. No, no, no.

They had a, he's already said it. No, but I bet it's a good one. It's good white. Yeah, she's a beautiful one. Oh, no, she's pretty for sure. Oh, yeah. She's white. Wait, don't say it like, that just means he's not a friend of a little. Wait, don't like, what am I?

What am I? You're not like a Chappelle black. You're bha. I don't see, I don't see color. Wait, wait, what? Are you guys? I don't see color. I love how you walking a straight path.

I see potential. That's what you see. I see a human being. So when you watch your NBA game, what do you see? just a white coach just Steve Nash he's watching the net's like wow look at the white guy

I follow the ball I love that I follow the ball man I was talking to this this black guy it was in Virginia Beach and you know me I take in people

and I look at this guy sitting there and I go well that's how I want to be built that's an athlete that just looks like an athlete he's got gold teeth down here oh turns out one of the servers it's his cup

So he comes over. Such a nice guy. And in fact, starts talking about how he wants to, he's kind of like a local tough guy, and he wants to fight. He's 31. And I go, late in the game. I'm like, little late in the game. Could be done, though.

Looks like an athlete. I mean, you look, you know, he goes, I'd fight heavy. I go, how much you weigh? I go, you fight heavy way. Yeah, you're 185. Yeah, you're 185. Yeah, you're 185. And we started talking.

And he goes, he was, he was just talking. And he's just in a good mood. And he literally went like this. He goes, he goes, Man, everybody's so nice to black people now. I love it. It was so, if that's the, if that's the result of this shit,

that's fucking pretty. I'm happy. That's pretty good. It was cool, man. He felt like he was understige his whole life. Virginia Beach. Oh, yeah. I like Virginia Beach.

Party town. Yeah. Summer party. You ever been to Virginia Beach? I haven't been to Virginia Beach. They partied down there. They partied. They partied.

You get some drugs. I used to go down there when I was in college. You did? I was in St. Petersburg. Petersburg, yeah, that part of Virginia. Well,

I remember when I was in Virginia Beach last time, we smoked weed and I'm not a big weed smoker. How long goes this? This is when I was, I was 20, right? So that was like when the Civil War was?

Man, no, I'm asking, 1812, right? They had the telegraph. Now, at this time, where there's separate fountains for

guys of blue and Malik? Yes, they're right. The Brown versus Board of Education, that's what you're true. He was in the heart of Jim Crow. I'm old Jim Crow. This is the thick of Jim Crow. I will say I'm old enough.

I am old enough so that when I was younger and if you saw a white woman married to a black dude, it was like, hmm. Oh, for sure. You know what I mean? Like it was like, oh. My aunt made a black dude like black, black, like bald black. Like, black.

I remember Cadillac. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. And my grandma. didn't talk to her anymore. She's just so old school. It's just so old.

And you can't, like, when they're stuck in those ways, can't change them. No. Well, this woman was talking. It's such a shame. She was the mother of my friend, and she said, she was like, and so she was doing this,

and then something happened to her. I'm done it again. She married a black guy, so she was, and, we're like, well, whoa, whoa, what is this? What is that? What is that? Which means you're a little fooie. Yeah. Yeah.

It's still out stuck, though. Like, what, like, when you hear, no, but, but. I mean, these guys both are Caucasian women. Yeah, Caucasian. But my favorite is, like, it's not about racism. It's a little bit about, like, so when you hear things like this, you hear this about, they're talking about, this is my impression of white guys talking about a black,

a black person. This is how they, this is how they, this is how they, this is how they, this is how they describe somebody being smart. Uh, and he's very articulate. Very articulate. Yeah. Oh, so he speaks clearly. Yeah.

That is true. So it's in little details, but we're making progress. It's all fun in games. Like on King, this thing, we had this guy call in, and he's in a Tesla, and he's talking about him and his wife and me together for seven years. And he's like, there's just no, like, the sex is terrible. We're too familiar with each other. We have kids.

And he's like, she's down for an open relationship. Bring him a screen. I went, oh, that sounds fun, Bubba. And you open to that? He goes, yeah, I mean, it can be fun to mix it up. And I go, yeah, she, like, talked about anyone she's into. He's like, yeah, I said. guy Jerome like, uh...

There it is. Jerome, that big black dick, come in that house. And when you see your girlfriend with double hands, motorbiking that thing, double hand motorbiking. You know you're working. You're grinding cheese? Yeah. Yeah.

You want your little pepper? Yeah, and that exists out there. And you can see it on his face. He's like, yeah, you're right, man. Maybe it's not a good idea. It's not better. Water a little deep. for you, or a little deep.

Yeah. That's when it just makes you work harder. I embrace that kind of challenge, and I endorse that kind of activity. What do you mean? Bring a stranger in. Oh, you're talking about that. Sometimes when I'm sorry, nobody wants to talk about this. When the relationship is stagnant, need a little danger.

Need a little danger. So what are you? So you'd be open to it with your girl? I want to talk to the three of you guys after the show. What? What? You want the kids and big thick here to take a spin on your girl? Wait, wait.

Hey, man. He's, Phil. By the way, why don't you lick it. What's funny is like? I'm in the corner like this. With your coffee skate,

tongue? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, don't mean, I'll have coffee. Why are you all?

I'll have coffee like this. Yeah. Am I up now? Am I in? Hey, someone tag me in my shirt. I'm in my underwear, just gut.

You feel? me in. Chappelle, Chappelle, Chappelle, you're just, she's like, the other guys were fine

by that big brown. one smelled like coffee he's really mean he didn't take his glasses off weird that I said that and you guys got quiet you guys went I did it what I was all for I went I went I was just I go you know I want to talk to you guys about you know and you guys went they tend stopped they didn't I mean well that's like saying listen a lot of black dudes get asked for that cug holding shit is that true oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I told you what my mom's off you know she's on malice oh yeah I told you what my mom's off you know she's on malice you know she's on mal We're in a group chat with my aunt Nuby and my mom because I always sent a picture of the kids and my mom went, that Malick is just good looking. I get that. I would be on the road and I'd get that. It's when you realize you're older. Now, you get lost in my eyes. We know this, my charisma.

Not since you got the lids done. No. You know you fucked up, right? Why are you bringing like that obsessively? Do you look? Hey, exactly the same. What a waste of time and resources. Listen, man, when you get older, it's like that.

I'm 54. It ain't getting better next year. No, the only thing you could do, Bubba, is you got to go real serious. And we're going to have to cut the scalp a little bit and pull everything back. What you've got to do is when you do a facelift, please understand this. For men, whatever reason, it's way more complicated than women. Now, for men, you have to understand. You're getting your face taken off.

Like the movie Face Off. I love that movie. They take it off? They take it off. Because they got to move everything back. They got to move everything back. The entire face. Yeah.

While the surgeon I know was doing that for a man, it was a 13-hour operation, the Black Lives Matter protests that turned into a riot in Beverly Hills where they were breaking the windows. He's on the second floor, and they were breaking the windows of the pharmacy on the first floor and coming in. The guy's got the face off. He's like, I got another four hours, five hours to put the sky. guys, for the face back on. Oh, my gosh. And somehow they kind of just kept going. I mean, breaking it.

His face is off. Yeah. You said, give me his shit. That's the last thing you think. Sorry, your face. I'm sorry that your face. It's a major, major. So what happened to him?

They fixed it. They fixed it. He said it would turn out great. But that, that shit. Are you going to do that? I sure am not. Oh, okay. I'm just making sure.

Dude, you can't. Hey, man. No, no, no, I got that. Look, man, I'm a little swell. I like how he keeps stupid. You can't. You can't. I fucking.

You keep saying that. From a spoon. I knew it was going to kill me. It was 11 o'clock. I'm watching that documentary on crack. Oh, snowfall? You see that? No, that's the FX show.

On Netflix? No, what's it called? Documentary on crack. The war on drugs? War on Black people. Is it called the War on drugs? Well, crack, crack was, you know, cocaine, especially was the 70s? It was actually the 80s.

80s. So cocaine was, 283, 84. Was predominantly a white drug because it was more expensive. and then crack was the cheap drug and they made the laws for crack way worse. That's what my dad was selling. And black people were out of crack

so they went to prison for a long fucking time. As in if you had this much crack so if you got that as a white kid you, you know, hey man, don't do that. You didn't go to jail. If you were, if you were 22, I remember this so well.

I remember it so well. My buddy was in jail for a little bit and I went to visit him and he said, see that guy and I saw this young, like athletic looking black kid it was like 22 he was doing a 23 year stretch because he was selling crack they made it really hard on black i'm talking about people people were put away yeah for 20 and 30 years 15 years minimum sentencing was rock fellow laws yeah said no matter the judge couldn't the judge literally couldn't do it there was there was a guideline that's how it was it was it was called the worn drugs and so what happened was you were taking dads out of the home you were taking brothers out of the home

you were taking sons out of the home yeah and they came back and they and they and they and they and And then, to add insult to injury, so now you come out and it's been, I don't know, 20 years, you've got no skills. And you know a felony on your record. You got a felony. You're not getting housing. You can't even live with your mom. No. Because your mom lives in a project.

Your mom lives in an association, whatever it is. And they don't want a felon in there. So you can't even live with your mother. You can't live with your family. So now that's where you live on the street. You literally just told my dad's story. Yep. Well, that's what.

That's literally exact, everything you just said right there. I'm sure you try getting a job when you. get out. Oh my God. Yeah, he tried to, but it was so impossible. And he wanted to do right, because he wanted to get back into mine and my brother's life. Yeah. Right? He was trying real hard, but he goes, everywhere was rejecting me. He goes, but the only way I knew how to make money and, you know, he goes, you know, I'll just try to do it for a little bit to make some money to get on my feet, to get on my feet and, you know, be back in your guys' lives. But is that when he got caught? He ended up getting caught. Well, you go back to what you know. He did a total,

He did a total of 17 years. Gee. Warehouse. Just warehouse. Yeah. And you can never raise your kids and stuff. Well, the big one, a lot of people are, well, I mean, you guys, it's kind of getting attention. But, you know, they passed marijuana in New Jersey.

Obviously, it's a pastor in California. Arizona. New York's going to pass it. But what's fucked up is just guys locked down for long stretches for marijuana. Life. How crazy that? And it's like, so, hold on. So you're going to change the rules because the economy needs money.

So you're going to change the rules. rules on weed, but then what about these guys? Because now you're cool with it, and because they didn't when it wasn't cool, now they'd lose their fucking lives and their dads and their brothers. Anytime you have a massive government movement, like what, you've got to be very careful with these things. The war on terror.

That that war has been going on for 17, 18 years. Longest running war, right? Yeah, and Iraq. Now, to the tune of over $11 trillion, because you've got to understand. Say it again. 11 trillion. That's a thousand. That's a thing. thousand billion. That's a thousand billion. A thousand billion seconds, 33 years. Bezos doesn't have that one billion seconds is 33 years. So if you're real lucky, you might live three billion seconds.

If you're real lucky, usually most people live two billion. You guys like this about a thousand billion. A thousand billion. So 11,000 billion. Try to put that in mind on the wars, the Middle East wars, which have been expanded. And what happens is there's money in it. There's money in fighting drugs. There's money in fighting terrorism. And so when you when you lay, label something war on drugs, war on terror. You better be, you better be very careful, and you better look at who's actually doing the dying. Who's doing the dying?

It's fucked up, huh? So fucked up. We always had conversations about this, but we all can agree to CIA put crack or cocaine in our neighborhood, right? Well, that's what, well, that's the neighborhood. I don't know. I've heard that. Yeah.

I don't see, my problem with simplified, you've got to be careful also with going, the CIA did the, it might have been rogue elements. So there are rogue elements. in any group that can make money off stuff like this. Okay. I don't know. I just know that cocaine is big money.

It is. Cocaine is big money. And the biggest consumer on the plan. It's an $11 billion business a year for the cartel. And you know the number one consumer? Of course. That's what I'm saying. So it's a huge market.

So could we take out the cartel in a week and release the special force hounds on them? For sure. Again, it's $11 billion business. Exactly. Yeah. So it starts from the top, though. If you want to eliminate drugs, there's other fires to put out. I think also you've got, if you have the big, you're not stopping.

Good luck stopping everybody from doing cocaine. Yeah. We know this. Have you heard read the book, The Silk Road? No. And they came out with a movie on it. They just did a movie on. Steve, he's actually good friends with the guy, old rich or whatever.

But his concept, I vibe with it. I fuck with it. So he started in Austin, and he had all these failed, like careers and stuff. And he was like, what I want to. to do is basically Amazon for drugs where it's a safe marketplace because he believes in, you know, freedom of speech, everything like you have the will, if you want to do drugs, do drugs. So he had good intentions, but then, and it was all Bitcoin.

So the way Bitcoin works and the way the Silk Road work, you couldn't follow, you couldn't track it. So you had bad guys trading stuff on it because start off as like a community in Austin and they, you know, sell shrooms and, you know, exosy and marijuana and people were getting these packages he couldn't believe it. Then it blew up. He did interview on Gawker, and it just blew the fuck up.

And he was making, I think they said over $7 million a day. Once it started, he was making $7 million a day. Have you? I have a question. But here's the thing. So it's all fun and games,

but that's just not the way it works. So you know what he's doing now? He's a double life sentence. Yeah. Double life sentence. But plus 15 years. Plus 15 years. But this is where it's dicey.

And this is where I mean Stevie disagree. Steve's like, So you really think you should get live for that? I'm like, I don't think he got live for his business aspirations and having an open market for drugs. He got life because as he kept going, he was doing murder for hire. He wanted to kill two guys. And there was an informant. A FBI agent was undercover, got on there, learned the system and became friends with him.

And was text him like, you know, this guy's going to fuck us over. What do you want to do? And he was like, kill him for me. So they have two twice. So by the way, that's murder. That's what I said to Steve, I'm like, but here's a thing. So that FBI agent faked, fake the murder. Obviously, he wasn't really killing.

So he faked and sent the guy pictures. But that owner, Oldbrick's intentions, he, for all he knew is that guy was murdered. Even though they're like, the murders never happen. I'm like, it doesn't matter. He thinks they did and ordered those murders. Ordered the murders. But that's their defense. Like, but they never, nobody was killed.

It's like, it doesn't matter. His intentions As far as he knows, have you been on the, it's very interesting you're bringing this up. Have you been on the dark web? No, no.

I mean, back page. Life is dark enough. Because somebody brought me on that dark web. By somebody, you know, Sam Trippley? Nope.

Ari Manning? This weekend. What was you doing? By accident. I don't want to get into detail. And it's basically the Silk Road. It's still going on. Dude.

You can order whatever you want. He goes, there's, whatever you think is, the economy on our regular thing, because I he goes there's a there's an economy you can I don't know if it's illegal to even be on there I don't know no it's you do IP scramblers he was show I said I want to see this he was showing me he was showing me like they so that you have to have an IP scrambler you have to have all this different you know stuff but

there is a I don't know there's a multi-billion dollar maybe trillion dollar economy a hundred on on all the drugs all so hilarious and the darkest arts you can well so so murder so you can watch murder so you can watch murder you can watch murder you can watch If you're a drug dealer, you can have drugs, cure drugs sent to your home. And when something apparently is sent to your home, you can't get in trouble for it because you didn't send it. As long as you don't sign the package. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was looking at all. I mean, and so you think, well, you get ripped off? No. It's a system where it goes into escrow, the money goes in escrow, like with, I guess with.

Like a house or something. eBay or something. Yeah. But there's a middle point. You got murder for hire, you got, you know, beating up people for hire, you got, and then you got, apparently, and I, you know, apparently the child pornography on that fucking thing is so beyond what people realize. It's a real problem. But have you noticed? It's like I only heard about it on, I think it was Sam Harris talking about it.

Like, we don't even understand what it's really. People don't realize how big child porn is and like child sex trafficking. It's super big, though. Yeah, but you notice a lot of. of those rings, and obviously it's barely making dent, but a lot of those rings are getting taken out. You see it on the news, but they don't give credit to anybody, but it's that the

Epstein's girl, who they have in prison right now, she's telling them who to go after. And you notice a lot of them getting taken out right now. Is that true? Behind the scenes, though, we don't... They don't give her credit. Every week, someone's

getting busted. There are rings. It's her. There are rings of people that communicate with each other and trade child pornography. And what that means is that those children are being exploited somewhere somewhere somewhere so it's a whole system going on yeah but it's drugs it's weapons it's exotic animals it's great it's an entire ecosystem you got a whole tiger out there you got everything whatever you want i couldn't i'm looking at it's categories you can even watch people get killed yeah it's horrifying well i think about like the like when it comes like to jared the fogle the subway

dude yeah like he couldn't be been the only person the other people other people get caught up with him They find, they, so they're, they're, so you have to show, if you want to be in a group, you have to show an image of, of, you with a child or a child being exploited, and it has to be current. So you have to prove that it's current. It's not old, that you didn't get it from something else, that you are the one who originated somehow. Yeah.

There are all kinds of shit. There are all different. There's a thing called world market. There's another thing. All different markets all over the place. And I was just like, I, I, I, and I said, I go, am I allowed to, are we allowed to, are we allowed to be on this fucking thing? Yeah, you're not getting

in trouble for being on there. And also, you have these young, smart, younger, smart millennials who are doing this, they're even a step ahead of the government as far as that stuff goes. Yeah. Like, they'll catch them eventually, but they're on to the next thing. Yeah. And so was the cartel.

Like, you know, especially when Trump was president, he locked down the borders and wouldn't let anybody come in. They were saying, this detective and feds were saying, no one adapts better than the cartel. Like, we can shut down whatever we want they always always find a way to adapt and get drugs through yeah yeah they're like it's unbelievable like most don't like we'll take we'll cut this leg out from underneath them

and you know they figure they do all right and then we take another leg then they're fucked cartel we take one leg goes right back because when you talk about the cartel you're talking about the highest levels of government and the military and if there's that much money if it's a billion if you're going to make a billion dollars if i say to you and you're working in the government or whatever and i go give you a million dollars yeah but the business But also, you don't take one time to get cut. But also, think how much money there is, and you look at the big farms, the business they're doing, the money they're making. So if you legalize all drugs that most people agree with, then they'd miss out on that money.

So, you know, the dark money of all that billion dollars. Because you want to cut the cartels' legs out? Yeah. Legalize drugs. I agree. They have stores popping up and those cartels are fucked. That's what I'm saying. Because Americans are like, we're just going to make our own shit.

You know people are going to get high. Just make them legal. Make them legal. And zone it and tax it. And it makes money and make money and bring the economy back. It's as vital as that way as well. 100%. Of course it does.

Because if you make the penalties that strong, the people willing to take those risks are bad people. They're going to kill to get that, you know, they have to enforce a whole code of conduct. They have to. You know, that's why I got out of the trade. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you get a shit.

You're a little drug, you know. Where do you think I've been? Not on the dark web? How far. I didn't know. That's what you've been doing this whole time? Fuck yeah. Let's go, Brian.

Let's go. Yeah. You were selling ass? Yeah. No. No. No. That's what kind of money.

I didn't know. I didn't know what kind of moves. Can you imagine? He's smuggling drugs in that old ass. All fucking gray. Yeah. Wait, no. No.

What the, why your list part? Give it. Get it. Wait. One tier. Yeah. This guy cried. You just hear the cartel guy in the back.

Like, you can really load him up. He's old, but man. Can you load this boy up? The words, I can't and no are not in my... Pack it in, fellas. Pack it in, amigos. I'm an equal opportunity to employer. I don't see color.

Dude, that's a fucking... That's a slogan. That's a slogan. I'll buy you. I'll buy you. I'll buy you. I'll buy you. I'm pipping.

I'll pick him. I got a fucking tailpiece. That's why I do. You got a ass? They call him the gray mule on the web. The gray mule. That's a thing you know. You all lie.

They'll call. I'm fucking in Virginia Beach and I'm doing state of I fucking got these motherfuckers going Weathered world! In the middle of my shop, I'm trying to get a bit out and I'm like, who's fucking shot? Yeah, that's the worst.

The Greymule. Weather were the worm. The gray mule. The old rinkly gray mule. Fill them up, boys. How do we get the contraband? Fill them up. Yeah.

How do we get the contraband across borders? There's a lot of stuff. Get the old rings. Get the gray mule. In the movie, they just go. Call the rings. And I take a belt and I'm like, what do you got? Fuck.

Clint. You got my stuff? You got my stuff? They give you the leather belt in your mouth. Had your teeth marks on it. They're all dip this in some lube. I got the loop. For the morning.

You're getting intense with this. This is a movie scene. This is a movie scene. Zero dark dirty. Lou and zero dark dirty. Starring Brian Gallin. Oh. Zero dark dirt.

Directed by Clint. Manette Eastwood. Starring. You can't pack them full enough. Callan. Brian Graemeol. And you're the mob boss. Fill them up, boys.

You're all big and strong and shit. The opening scene is called the rings. Call the rinks. Yeah. You come out. One man. You show me all the stuff and I'm like, huh, give me a minute.

Then you know how the movies are. The one man. A lot of drugs. One man. One hole. You can't fill them up enough. This guy can take it all. and he will wall out

one man saved the cartel. No, I'm into it. You're into it? It'd be a sick movie, though. That's a dope-ass movie. Zero dark dirt. This summer. Theaters are bad.

And a lot grayer. Theaters are back. It's wrinkly. He's the candy man. You got to clean them drugs off, though. Clean them off real good. Then the other scene of people fighting. Well, I need my facts.

That's when me and Chappelle come in. What? Yeah. Yeah. You guys are actors. Yeah, I can play a little crackhead. You can play a crackhead? Let me see it.

Yeah, I could play a cracket. You know I used to grow up in. Actually, I grew up in, no. I grew up in Louisiana. You went like this? Nah, nah, because they ask you a lot of questions. It's more like, nah, it's my, they talk high. And then, hey, man, I don't got it today.

Right? I'm like, what you mean? I don't be cheeseburger Eddie. Come on, man. Suck your dick. He doesn't know who that is. Come on, man. I suck your dick, man.

He's all what the, what did you say? What did you say? dick, man. Come on, man. And actually, you know, the scene, you see him just giving him a head. Now, here's the thing, I won't give you head, but I'll wash your car like a crack. You'll fake it. Oh, I watch. Oh, you brought. That's cheeseburger.

That's not cheeseburger. No, cheese. No, and boys in the body. No. Most Society. Cheeseburg Addies from Longest Yard. Terry Cruz is just jacked. Yeah, steroids. Right there. There he is. Come on, man.

Come on, man. I got these cheeseburger. And then you know that the good cheeseburgers, too. It's the greasyburgers, too. It's the greasyy bag? I know, man. That's Menace Society. How do you guys know that movie?

I remember that movie so well. You know the main actor of it couldn't get a job after that. He was so typecast. No, no, no. Tyrus. Tyrus. Tyrus.

Tyrus. We don't know his name. That kid was just, he was unbelievable. Come on, man. Oh, Brian, you've seen it? Yeah. Menace Society?

Yeah. Classic. What was your favorite? What was your favorite? What was your favorite scene? Yeah. I think I think the

I think the most powerful thing was when I think it was Ice Cube he went out to No it wasn't Ice Cube He's not in No no Who was it?

When you see him Yeah, that's all right When you see him And he just disappears Yeah Remember that? Oh I know He knows what he's talking about

He's on a different movie Boys in the Hood You're boys in Hood You're boys in Hood I remember I remember many said When she goes I feel sorry for your mama

Yeah, that's it. There you go. That's open scene. That's open scene. She goes, I feel sorry for your mother. He said, what you said by my mom? Cat, cat, tat, tat, tat, what the fuck, man? And then they're watching the video.

I'm going, oh, like that. And you see how dehumanized they were. Yep. I was so fucked up. I feel sorry for your mother. And he would have got out okay until he said that. So he said that. Just take, all right, man.

Yeah, what you're fine. And he just fucking. That's what he was the guy who. And then he went and shot the, I love how you say. At the end, the guy disappeared. Chin, can you help me with this? Oh, what happened?

His thing went limp. What the fuck? His shit went limp. God, I had a, I got a ticket today, a parking ticket. I didn't get outside in time. And it was the best parking ticket I've ever got. God, where are you living where you got to pay for parking on the street? Venice.

It was street cleaning. Yeah, Venice don't fuck around. Oh, you parked up. Oh, what was the Wednesday in the street cleaning? Yeah. Yeah. I bought a Prius. for somebody.

I ran that. And then they got it stolen. Yep. You got the money back for insurance? No, it cost me a lot of money. Everything about it cost me a lot of money. I was just driving one day and this guy who, you know, he's been in, he was in the war veteran.

I want to help him out. He's crazy. And I go, he's crazy. I go, I'm going to buy this person a car. Well, you're going to lease him a car. And then what he did, he went, oh, thanks for the car. No, I bought it, Bob, I bought it. Oh, you bought it?

So he's like, oh, I'm going to buy this guy a car. And the guy went, cool, Brian, thanks. went into a store and then left the keys in the car unlocked. And so many of it. It was just bad. And then they fucked it off. I'd have an okay mate. I'd have fixed.

It was a disaster. But it doesn't matter. Now I have a car. You have theobrius? You can't really test? I got to move it at times. But no, I got the Tesla.

Okay. I'm still in a lease. I'm still in that lease. The hard lease is a hard break. You can't break them. They're like, oh, no, you can break them. Just give us the eight payment you owe for the rest of the year. Oh, what?

And O'brii overpaid because I don't pay attention. You don't know. I also don't pay attention to numbers enough and I need to. I'm like I know, and I'm like, he and I are the worse this way and fucking, but the guy was giving me the ticket. I come out and I go, ah, he goes, I'm sorry, man, I already took the picture.

Hey, when they do that. They always say that. Is there not a delete button? And he looks at me and he goes, he goes, but I'll tell you what, if you pay this in the next 48 hours, they'll take $20 off. And I go, you're a good man. And he goes, you're an honorable man. I don't think that ever happened. I go, you just, I go, you just

Trump my compliment, right? So I'm looking at him as he's writing it. And he's an older man. And he's tight. He's put together. He's put together. What ethnicity? I don't see color.

I don't see color. Let me think. If it was a shade of gray. He had a green brown, you know, it's whatever that color is for a, and that tends to look good. That tends to go with. It might be cheesebird. Darker color, a darker skin.

I don't know. Sure. Sure. Maybe. And I go, I go, you stay in shape though. And he, you know me. And he goes, oh yeah, always. And I said, he goes, I said, you stay in safety. Always. 67 years old. And I went, damn. I go, you're 67. I go, what's your secret? And he goes. And he goes. And points. To God? Uh-huh. And I go. God sent him workouts. I always envy people that have, I could tell that he had complete faith. And he's right. And I said, yeah, man. You know, I always think about how long. I'm, he goes, nah, luck is for people in Vegas. You're blessed. You're blessed because you didn't sleep on the street. This is a full conversation. He's black. He's black.

I was going to say, he's no way here. And then you go, yeah, did you go, yeah, super blessed. Did you see my 2020 though? No, super blessed, but I just want to run some shit by and tell you how blessed I am. Because 2020 was tough, dude. But I could see this dude who was so, he was so put together and so positive. and so disciplined, so fucking discipline. You look at a 67-year-old man like that.

He's been through it all. Respect, a lot. I literally, I was like, and then he said something else, and he said, you have a great day, huh? And it's all up here and just whatever. And I was like, thank you. He just took off in his little Prius. Fuck it.

He beat my ass. He beat your ass, 67? Fuck, yeah. Just by his, just by the fact that his robbery. I like when old guys are jacked, like really in shape. Because you think how tough it is to get in good shape when you're like 50 and six. Oh, believe. It's tough now.

Yeah, it's hard right now. And they're juggling. And it's little details. We always talk about, like, everything about, like, the way his hair, it was like military. He just was a disciplined man. And which may have come from being the other way when he was younger. Who knows? Maybe he was in the military.

Yeah. Or he had a crazy life. And now he's happy. He's happy to be walking. Button up. Just direct. Yeah. I mean, he obviously.

Pure. Pure. de-escalated the situation because you got a ticket and you were happy about it. I was pretty fucking good. I went. Thank you. Have a great day. God bless.

Come back tomorrow. I'm part of St. Play. I said, God bless. I never said, God bless. I'm not even religious. God bless you. God bless you.

God bless you. We felt it. 316. 316. Jesus saves. Because sometimes people make you feel so good about the world. You're like, why can't the whole world be like that? If I had, if I, you know what I went to?

I was in the shower and I was like this. I was fantasizing about being Jeff Bezos. And I was like this and I was like, I wanted to be like, Hey, you know what? You know what? Guess what I'm going to do? What? I'm buying you a house, sir.

And I'm going to buy you a car. I'm going to buy you all the furniture because you're worth it. I had a whole fantasy. Daddy's not ready for that though. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. But I want to be. Hey.

No, no, no. It's not the time to buy random people houses and cars. Daddy needs to take care of itself. I get excited, though. You see, I get emotional. I know. Yeah. You're there.

I was locked in with you. Thank God you didn't promise them anything. How about, how about, How about, I- Find you a house? He's all, where? What? Now you're locked in.

Fuck. How about I was at, I was at our gym, zoo gym yesterday and I had my headphones in. I'm working out, and again, it's older black dude

in shape, some dime-piece girl. He's taking her through a workout. And he goes, hey man, and I'm like, what?

He goes, hey man, I think you. He goes, bitch you glad you moved to Austin now. Oh. That's so funny. I get people's doing that all the time. They're like,

No Austin for you? You're not following Joe? I'm like, no. Yeah, he was like, I bet you're glad now, aren't you? And I was like, I know. And he's like, yeah, part. He goes, he's funny. He goes, now people are dying.

Now I'll get down with that. He goes, I don't want that to have him. He goes, there's a little bit of me that relishes in them suffering right now. I was like, I hear you. Yeah. Well, but like, let's talk about Texas for a second. Like, it's cool. And you can have, now, now around Austin, you're going to be paying the same prices

because everybody's moving down there practically, right? I mean, the whole, you got all the. Oh, it's going up. Yeah, and then also, I don't know if anybody's been in Austin between June and September. I don't mind hot, but I mean, that's a valid. But also the other point is, is like, if you're looking, depend on what tax bracket, you're in, if you're at house is in, let's say, in Cienor or Woodland Hills here for what you can afford, and then you go to Austin, you want the same house.

You're paying the same dude. You're going to save on state taxes. That's right. That's people's biggest thing is state taxes. Yeah. Which is nice. for sure that's a fucking plus. You can't ultimately bet against California.

Not when it has the beach in the sun. You can't. Not when it comes popping back. When it comes popping back. Did you ever think about moving Austin? You know, everybody's talking about it. They all did. I think the creative avenue is to go out here.

Like so many creatives, so many people with positive energy. I love that spirit in L.A. You can't get that in Austin. I agree with you there. I mean, to an extent. You could build it. I mean, they're going to have more of that with Rogan the rest of those people following them.

It would be a nice stuff. The girl's moving out there. Yeah. Maybe. You're going to have a, the worst case, you're going to have a hub because you have more creatives there and they're going to build. One thing we know about Seguer and Rogan, they don't miss. So if they go out there, they're going to be successful and build up.

And people are going to be attracted to that. But there's no reason you can't have L.A., Austin, New York, as far as comedy goes. And they're in the middle. Remember Texas a long time ago was a fucking beast for comics, man. Some great comics. Nashville, Nashville is not far behind. And Nashville's so centrally located That you can drive to a lot of games

Nashville's not a century located But you can drive to a lot of like South East blah Compared to being all the way west And when you're in Nashville It's an hour and a half flight As opposed to a six hour flight You know so if you're going to Florida

Okay If you're going to anywhere If you're going to Kentucky If you're going to all these different places New York's what probably three hours from there That's not been terrible No New York is an hour and a half No no no wait dude

Nashville's southeast And then fucking New York Has to be three, I bet two to three hour flight. Three hours. Let me see. What is it? Two and a half? But really two hours and 15 minutes.

Two hours and 15. It's not bad compared to like the six hours that you're, you know. That's like going from here to Colorado. Yeah. So it's a little bit, I don't know. I don't know. But Nashville's popping because you got Theo out there now. You got Nate Bargatsky.

You have some good comments. Yeah, they do something as Zanis every Monday. Every Monday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a, yeah.

I'll be there in March 3rd. I'm doing a live podcast with Steve Burns. Oh, hell yeah. Big and hungry. Big and hungry. Big and hungry. Nothing big or hunger about it. Nope.

Every Monday, big and hungry. It's fun, though. Does Steve have a nickname? He calls himself Stevie Cakes. Wait, what? What? Yeah, Stevie Cakes. I get that.

Do you say... We were trying to come up with nicknames. It's like, I'm the man dragon. No, you're not. I'm the man dragon. You're the Earth one. Watch, watch, watch. That's pretty scary.

Watch. I saw a game with that. No, I'm not into it. Dude, that's fucking. Bro, that sounds so bad. No, the man dragon. No. You sound like, no, time off.

That's so stupid. He didn't warm up. He didn't warm up. No, he keeps trying to bring. It's not catching. It is. Hold on. You remember good now.

Mean girls, when the girl keeps trying to get some, like, word to catch. And she's like, would you quit saying fetch? It's not going to catch on. Drop it. I remember that. Would you quit with man dragon? He didn't, he didn't warm up.

The people, the people, right. All right. I go, here you go. Here it is. Oh, yeah? How about I sins you? Bravo.

That's fucking powerful. See? They fucking got sins. I felt it. I fucking felt it. Cat and Jim got sins. Shit, so did I. Hey, Gush.

Yeah. What is that? What is that? What is that? Just. Hey, B, listen. Listen, your boy here. Listen, boy.

Stop the stupid dragon stuff. Man dragon. You're the weathered worm or your rinks or you're big gay out. Or the gray mule. You're the big gray mule. He committed to that motherfucker dragon. I'll give him that.

Thank you. You committed. Bro, you did it three times. And it got, you know, the, the, the,

got deeper towards the end. I could have held it. But I did. But, you know, it is a little different. You know, Ducky would have left you.

Yeah, you're like, no. Fucking man dragon. Not into it. Sam Trippley calls himself the fat dragon. The fat dragon.

He's not even fat. Yeah. He's not in shape. He's, he's, Sam, Sam, Sam will tell you

that he's put on some. Yeah, He's got some. Yeah, he's built like a lieutenant at a fire station. He does not look fat to me. He's retired. He's got a thin face. Why does he call himself the fat dragon?

Hey, dude, how about this? I think we may have to go on conspiracy social club. We talk about conspiracies. I think we have to jump over to a different platform like Rockfin because... And leave Patreon? Well, because Vimeo, if you talk, Sam was talking about, he was disparaging. This is fucking so crazy. This is, like, weird.

Sam was... You're not going to fuck a bar show by talking about this, are you? No. Sam was disparaging a political figure. Who? Andrew Cuomo. And we got kicked off Vimeo because you can't spread misinformation. I debunk the conspiracies, right?

So he comes up with a conspiracy and I try to debunk, right? And what's he saying about Andrew and his brother? Well, he was taking an extreme view on when Andrew Cuomo sent COVID positive patients back to the nursing homes. The old folks. Got it. To flatten the curve. What I was saying is that he wasn't trying to murder people, but he was trying, there was a political thing.

He looked good managing. And it wasn't in his interest to have a bunch of people die. He's trying to resolve that. He's going to recall now. Like, why would he want that? He's going to lose his job. Right. His approval ratings in the fucking thing.

But Sam had a different take on it. Meaning. And meaning that he's a sociopath and all that. Oh, wow. When you do that, Vimeo goes, you are, you're talking conspiracy. But that's an opinion. opinion, that's the show. We got taken down.

People can't watch conspiracy social clubs, so I got over to a fight. At all? They took, if you're talking conspiracy, so Vimeo has a thing where you can't talk conspiracy. Even though I'm funking it,

Vimeo said you cannot talk to them. You know the show is one guy spits conspiracies. The other guy argues against them. That's the concept. We tried to do that. But what they do is they just say you violated the terms. No. And patrons on Vemio?

So yeah, so if you're on Patreon, they use Vemio as their video. People like to watch the podcast, right? Their hostings, yeah. So now, now we got to go over to. Yeah, I signed up for it. Yeah. I'm on, I did the whole thing. Now, like, Patreon.

I don't know about them. Yeah, no, no, no, censoring. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So Patreon. This must be a new thing, right? Because it's behind a paywall. Doesn't matter, Baba.

But doesn't matter. They have their policy. That's insane. But this is what we're dealing with. It doesn't exist. You have. So as long as the narrative fits whatever they believe. even you can do the show the new york times what's her name uh uh stacey abrams i think she tweeted

she just tweeted that the democrats um wrote a letter demanding what uh demanding what comcast at t and t all these huge cares are going to do about fox news is spread of misinformation what about the left's channel that's that's that's that's their narrative both of them there's been so we're dealing now with with with with the power structures idea of what misinformation is. What they deem conspiracy. So if you say, if you cannot say, you cannot say,

if you're on YouTube, you cannot say that masks don't work. If you say, I don't think masks are effective or that affects them. You are in YouTube. We're not saying that. We're not saying. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying, but if you mentioned that. But you hear what we just did? You hear what we all just did? We all just went, we're not saying that in America. Well, you know, it was either on,

King's thing or this, I said we were roasting somebody, and I said, you look like a proud and you know they pulled the entire video? There you go. Really? For the proud reference. So all Tripoli said was he's a sociopath. Well, Tripoli, he came there. To be fair, Tripoli goes crazy with conspiracy.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I just think a lot of them are actually destructive. I don't agree with them. I know a lot of people do. But for me, I think it's important to push back on conspiracies because a lot of these conspiracy theories, and I'm not talking about Sam here. Sam's one of the nicest, best people I know.

Great. But a lot of conspiracy theories, whether people know it or not, have their roots in old school anti-Semitism. It goes back to the Nazi era. It just does. I mean, say what you will, but at the end of the day, when you start talking about the Rothschilds and all these bankers,

they're all Jewish bankers. What you're doing is spreading, you know, and I also am pro, I believe in vaccines. I study a little history. And when you have these massive, it is a problem when you have like Russian and Chinese, these elements trying to spread disinformation about vaccines. And there are a lot of people that are very distrustful.

It works. So I understand that big tech has a lot of issues. The worry for big tech is that when you do have real misinformation and it starts gaining traction and it can get people killed like it did in with the Rohingya and different countries, you watch the social dilemma. That's a real fucking problem. That's a real problem. But that misinformation, it also did it with COVID, right?

Like some people didn't take a serious at all and ended up dying. No, but a lot of doctors, a lot of the doctors who were saying, look, we're on the front lines. The stats you're hearing are not consistent with the stats we are seeing. The stats we are seeing are lower. They got pulled. But here's what else. They got pulled for saying? But here's what else.

You know CNN won't let the brothers interview each other. He's prevented. They won't allow him to interview his brother about any of this. Personally, I liked seeing those guys talk. And I know, I knew Chris. I like seeing him too. I liked Chris. Chris, I believe Chris Cuomo, like, he gets a lot of flag for being a liberal.

If Chris Cuomo was, from my experience and also know people who are still in touch with him, if Chris was here hanging out or we were out, he's a, he's a guy. He's a, he's a very reasonable, thoughtful guy. He's not. He's full of shit on CNN, though. But so is the Fox guys. Yeah. To me, it's almost their character.

Because they have to, they have to. They have to... Because their ratings, yeah. They get told... They get told what to say. Their ratings depend on... It's not his ideas. It's not his ideas.

They have writers. It's not like... Of course, they just read off the monitor. Yeah, and then they put their input in. He's obviously, you know, far left. So these motherfuckers don't even necessarily believe it. Um, not all... There's no way they believe all of it.

I think that you... You know? I think someone like... But I think to back to them pulling like what's fake news and all that and they don't want misinformation of spreading. I think the media and especially the news, I don't know how it is in the rest of the country but especially here in LA like

I know for and CDC is going to release this so they're saying oh you know there's the Brazilian strain there's the African strain it's much more deadly the CDC came out and went that's their and that's what that's their take on it we gave them this information where yeah it might be more

contagious but it's not nowhere near as deadly that's not true but the news takes it to scare you well the world health organization also drives a lot of the CDC set was like no no you guys took what We sent you one way and you're running with it. Yeah. So there's the facts.

Okay, so then what, yeah, what's your guys' sources of, you know, where do you get, yeah, where do you get your news then? Not Fox and CNN. You can listen to Fox and CNN. You can do that and you can listen to it with a grain of salt and just understand that depending on who you're listening to on those news organizations, that they are as much opinion makers, their opinion. They have an agenda.

They have an agenda. They're speaking to a, to their echo chamber. So Tucker Carlson's speaking to people that already agree with him and already have a preconceived motion out of the world should. Yeah, and they dial that hill.

Yeah, and then so Laura Ingram, that's the angle. Now, if you go over to CNN or Rachel Maddow, she's going to be speaking to people who have who lean left. But they're also, so CNN. But CNN's like here, Fox is here, and then you can listen to both and come here.

Like the BBC, BBC NPR, BBC NPR. BBC is great. Yeah, there's a lot of, like, some news organizations try to be super neutral about things. But you have to always listen to how they're phrasing things because it's very hard. You know, I'm telling you, I'm about, I'll tell you what. I'm about to release this, did I tell you about this? I'm about to release this interview tomorrow with a guy named Alistair Bostwick. Yep.

Alistair Boswick, I sent you that thing on, he said he had that YouTube thing on what Chris Dalia should have done. Yeah. And he also has another thing on the information we could have used yesterday. And he also has a video on the, on the truth. truth about Woody Allen and his documentary coming out. You got to see that. No, but you got to see what he's a real journalist. Alastair Boswick is a real journalist. And he went and looked at all the stuff like

with Mia Farrow and like, you know, what really happened. Three of her 11 children, three of her ten adopted children committed suicide. There was, there was apparently, and he has the court trial transcripts. They offered Willie Allen eight, if he gave them $8 million, you know, to shut,

they would shut up, they wouldn't make it a scene. And Woody Allen was like, no, I'm taking a lie to text. And she wouldn't take a lot. Let's watch the video, but anyway, I did an interview with him. I'm going to release it tomorrow.

I don't know what I'm going to release it on. Yeah. I said, I said, yeah, because I do want to watch it. Oh, it's great. I'll release it on YouTube. Okay,

based on my channel. I'll release it ever. Yeah, and I'll put it post it on. So I just search Brian Cowellon. Yeah, and I'll post it on my Instagram. I got you. I know what's fine. So he's a, he's a, he's a, he worked for liberal corporation.

He worked for, um, he worked for, uh, BuzzFeed. He worked for Huffington Post. Now he works for Verizon. Okay. And he's essentially a freelance guy, but he's really, he just tries to just, he's a fucking thorough journalist. And I said, if I were to say to you, um, if you were to say, look, you, you're at the Huffington Post very, very liberal and very anti-Trump, right?

And if you were to say, let, let me find one. good thing about Trump. Like, let me find one good thing that might have been good for the economy. Let's say his deregulation policy. And he said, it would get greenlit. However, however, would it be promoted? Would it be on the front page? No. Right? And then what would happen to me when I come back to work the next day and the week after? Are you going to want to come to work every day and have people cutting their eyes at you all the time like that? Yeah. And then they start talking about you on the chat boards like they did to Barry

what's her name Barry Weiss in New York Times super liberal but she was like this is getting crazy guys this is an ideology and we're not even reporting the news objectively they started talking about on the chat board it got so hostile for her that she had so what did he do well he said what happens in those

situations what happens is you go over to you go over to Breitbart or the Daily Wire because you can't you know yeah so you so we get so journalists get pushed in one team or another. You just, you can't help but get pushed in one direction or another. Otherwise, you're a pariah at your own work. That's a problem. So I, anyway, it's, it was a good interview because he's somebody I respected. He's a young guy. Yeah, we found him because of the Chris stuff,

right? You and I were sending that to each other. Yeah. I'm like, for sure, send this to Chris. Watch the Woody Allen thing he did. Fuck. Yeah, I was like, oh. But that's what makes it tough because, like, yeah, like, I mean, I never watched the fucking news based off of, like, just like you said, like Fox is over here, you know it's seen it it's just i don't know it's just such a wild world world and then like to pick a side you know i don't know it's just it's just too which side is brian williams on the 11th hour which side with brian williams is pretty he's just pretty vanilla yeah he makes a lot of money because he's not threatening not threatening but would you have to take a side to far left or far right it's like brian he's jesus because that's for me for me or no i'm just

saying like for brian williams yeah out of all the guys yeah oh so don't listen to him he's vanilla ice cream I mean, I think also to keep in mind, like, you know, it's like, are you left, are you right or admit? Give me the issue. Give me the topic. Immigration? I don't know. It's really complicated. I don't want to see kids in cages.

I know that. We all agree with that. But at the same time, I don't think we should have every, I think borders are reasonable and they mean something. If they don't, then take the front door off your house. You've got some regulation. I mean, so how do we do it? It's not easy when Latin America is a disaster when you got Guatemala, El Salvador, and you've got desperate people coming. And you're a border agent

and you're dealing with children who've been in the desert and they're dehydrated or maybe dying and you're dealing with all this shit and you're finding people who are dead and the bed that shit's,

all you're doing is you're not even political at that point. You're just trying to make the world a better place. You're just trying to deal with all the shit. You're part of an organization called ICE.

People are saying you're bad. Well, bro, I'm just trying to, I have a job to do. I'm trying to, you know, it's really the incentive structure that causes people of other behavior. But also with that, with like, immigration stuff,

like the rules are almost for the, exception. So it's like when we're in Syria, when all those Syrians left and Germany is like, yeah, we'll take them. It's tough because you're going to get those outliers, those guys who are still involved in ISIS. It can't just be that easy

or France goes, we'll take them and then they have all these issues. But again, those guys are the exception. Major of the people that come over, they're going contribute to society and be good people. But that exception will scare everybody and keep them out. Well, you get like young men. It's like, you know, real Italians

fucking hate the guys. Godfather, Goodfellas. Because it paints all, like, you think of Italian, mafia. That's how my grandpa actually could stand. 0.01% of Italians are in the mafia. They fucking hated, dude. So same with like Muslims, like, oh, ISIS.

Are you kidding me, dude? You know what many Muslims are in the world? You know me an ISIS? 0.0001. But they get labeled. As that. I think 10% of our medical doctors and staff are Muslim in this country.

You know, if you're Iranian or you're, you know, from that you know you come here or whatever and you're you go to school your parents are like oh you're gonna be a doctor or a lawyer you got a couple of choices yeah yeah you gotta get six degrees yeah is it's the same thing you know how many you're Italian Irish what's that you're Italian Irish

Italian Irish that's why I had that's why I fucking you grew up all over the world right yeah I did oh let me pee real quick you gotta pee out of your you gotta pee you got to move my big ass yeah right you got fucking abs Chim pulled up pictures of you

You've always like Damn Yeah I'm building I'm gonna get out No right He's also been built the same way for The Hollywood But listen look at that

That's an ectomore Dude how funny was that man I know I took my shirt off Dude how about the post Dillia Look at Dillia Hey how about the post Dilea sent this That was at the comedy store

I'm trying to do a video That's the laugh factory That's the laugh factory yeah Yeah you don't remember that That's like that time He was about to make a little story That 10-minute podcast picture is fucking You took a shirt all

O B you know I was watching He always been decked dog I was watching the other day on YouTube when Saso came on Firing the Kid It was redoing Montel Jordan He was so funny

He's chining out darnie He's just He's one of the funniest Have you talked to him? Yeah, I talked to him periodically, but he's all Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, because of Kovie, Kobe. Oh, yeah. Big guy, big guy. He's a big guy, so I think he's a little worried about it.

All big guys are. Yeah, like, but all my big friends are like, he won't hang with me because I travel, you know, and he's like, now you're on the road. So we're not getting him on the show for quite something. He's got to get vaccinated. But he's, he's kind of like, some people are so funny naturally, like they're just so impossibly talented. I mean, we'll, I've said that to him before. I go, I think you're the greatest impression. I've ever, I've ever seen in my life.

How did this show do? I don't see it. It got canceled. Yeah. Oh, the one on NBC? Well, if you want to play that game, if you want to be on mainstream TV. Yeah, pilots, yeah, don't get picked up. Or how about this being active?

I think Kevin James taking all his jobs, you know? Well, Kevin James is something else. But even that, even that's hard. Well, he's on Netflix now. Yeah. But, I mean, how many people are watching? It's always, I don't know, TV has just changed so much. This whole business has changed drastically.

If you're going to put all your eggs in a net, Netflix show. Now, hold on. So new media, podcasting, standup, we're all very lucky because if you're doing a Netflix show, you're going to do eight episodes, 10 episodes. And a lot of times that contract keeps you from doing anything else. So that, so you shot, so how long it's to take to do 10 episodes? I'm not, I'll give it, I'll give it, I'll give it, maybe. Okay, I'll give it three, three months. So now you got, now you got nine more months. Right? You got figure it out. What are you going to do? You can have a podcast or stand up. can't pay your mortgage on that.

Not paying you that much. I'm saying in LA. Kevin James can't. Yeah, if you're Kevin James. But if you're just a person on there, no. If you're, if you're fourth lead. Yeah. Supporting.

Yeah. You need something more. By the way, speaking of acting. Yeah, you saw, oh, you saw it? You saw that? Oh, yeah. What's that? It was good.

Monk took my work. I liked it a lot. His Xbox commercial. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, so was it a commercial for Xbox or Autobox? Because I saw both. Well, here's the thing.

It was a collab. Oh, okay. But it was a, but it. It was more Xbox. I have three more to go. Is it on TV? You posted it on Instagram. A fan tagged me. I reposted it.

Is it on YouTube or no? It's on YouTube? We put it on YouTube. It was no. Have you posted to your social media? Yeah, yeah, I'm getting a lot of positive reviews. We have, I'm shooting another one in March. Look at that right there.

Now, we can critique. Go ahead and. It's actually really good. I was much smaller back then. Look at that posture. I like it. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at that. Look at that, look, yeah, the focus. Now, do you have any speaking lines? Well, okay, we'll get to that. Yeah, look at that handle. Okay. This is the girl I was telling you about. How can we get you to stare at your phone more?

You can play Xbox on your video on your phone now. That's so dope. Oh, damn, calm down, man. Yeah. Now, here, this is my line where I say. Okay, where do you talk? Now, where's your lines at? Look what Brian

Come on. Brian is Brian is such a hassle. I'm glad you took my acting workshop. I take credit for this commercial. Now, why?

Well, because. Because what? I just feel like... I'm sorry, did I talk when he spoke? Did I miss the... What were your lines? My line was

game connected. Did I... Was that in there? Think about Hollywood. Think about Hollywood. It's not about the lines. It's about the intention. Thank you.

Thank you, B. You saw my face, you saw them, folks. Now, I don't want to say anybody could do that, but we have three more. They chose me. You smiled. I have a great smile. I believe you.

No, they chose you for sure. I mean, you're chosen. I had an acting teacher. I was doing a scene once I had an acting class. I'm a bunch of people I didn't know. I'm doing this heavy, trying to fucking. And I just hear the teacher go, I don't believe you. I believe you on the third drag.

Have you ever taken acting classes? Yeah, I did for like three years. to go. I liked it. I think acting classes are dope. I hated mine. You hated it? You didn't like him? Mr. Pettigrew. He was so hard on me. Why don't you just go somewhere else? There's thousands of them. Well, because he said if you quit now, you're going to quit in life. And that stuck with him. Yeah, but you could just go to another acting coach. You're not necessarily quit. Well, I just leave it. He just wasn't up. The actor is supposed to be hard on you sometimes. Yeah. He was, you get caught in your little

tricks. He taught me how to cry on the spot. That's the guy who, like, he was like, I want to see better. But the other thing, if you're an acting coach, think how much bullshit riffraff you deal with in your class. Oh, no way. Most people aren't going to make it. This girl's from Nebraska. She's homecoming queen. She's going to be the nice fucking, you know, big thing.

But the acting, the acting teachers never made it, though. If you really look at it. Yeah, if you really think about it. But there are some great teachers who. Those who can't coach. Yeah. Some of them are amazing, though. A lot of times they're trying to get you out of your own way.

What do you know, Jeffrey Tan. Oh, fuck. He had an acting coach who was like. Emmy Award winning. Oh, Jeffrey Tenor. Was your acting coach? Yeah, for years. Oh, wow.

Can you get him with me? One of the greatest, he's one of the great... He's one of the great actors. I mean, I put him up against anybody. Ever. He's amazing. And he was one of the greatest teachers. That motherfucker was psychic.

That dude would look back and go like this. He would go. He'd go, what's going on? And you'd be like, huh? You want the good news? You want the bad news? And the person, oh, I don't know. Good news first.

Good. Good news is you got one foot out. In, one foot in. Bad news is you got one foot out, right? What happened? Think about quitting now. People start crying. How about this? How about this?

My favorite is this. Guy's doing scene. And he goes, after the scene, we'd all be waiting to see what he's going to say. And he'd go, what's going on with your right leg? Guy goes, what? What's going on? You're so protected that leg.

And I just see you kind of, your whole body's leaning in that direction. Guy goes, nothing. I don't know. And he goes, nothing? nothing's going on with you right like guy goes I mean you don't see that walk for a second

walk I'd be like yeah see and he goes well I mean yeah I mean nothing ever happened he goes I mean I was in a car accident and I broke my femur and half yeah so I had never

the motherfucker could pick up on that kind of stuff beast just a student like his antenna a student of human behavior yeah and then he would sometimes show you how to do something

and and like you do a scene and you work on it. Or my favorite of this, he'd go, watch this, he'd go, how long did you work on the scene?

So tell me, like, tell me, tell me 12 hours. How long? 12 hours? 12 hours? Maybe.

And I'm being generous. So what's going on? You don't want to do this. Yeah, he's seen it all, man. You can leave. You've seen it all. But he's still not doing it.

Does he be? No, he stopped teaching. Too famous. Yeah. He's blown up. I think what's funny. I was talking to Chappelle a little about this

is agents trying to adapt. to, you know, now there's podcasts and stand-up, YouTube. There's all these different digital avenues to go. And they're trying to keep up. And then they throw you TV ideas and you're like, let's go through this if I get that TV show. So I'm shooting you say Monday through Friday. Well, you know I have a podcast Monday through Thursdays.

The only day, well, now I do. Every day I podcast. So if you have to take that away, then how much is a conversation? Yeah, but, and I go, well, just think about the long play. I own these podcasts. So you want me to do this TV show and shut down all this? for how long? And you'll work for 16 hours a day, please.

Yeah. And what I mean about that is you'll be in makeup waiting. But it's funny to watch them juggle. What do you mean? The agents? Yeah, because it's just, I'm like, how much to pay? You know, I make that on a day doing this. Like, yeah, I know, but that's podcast.

I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. So is that less than this TV network? You're getting, if you want a thousand people. If you want fame, have a successful podcast. It's going to, people are going to know you a lot more. Well, 100%, but also. But also think about it, like, when's the, like, how much do you know about Leonardo DiCaprio? I don't know.

I don't know anything. You ever heard him on long-form podcast? How much you know about Joe Rogan or Brian Callan or Tim Dillon or Chris DeLia? Was Andrew Shultz? Was Andrew Shultz doing a shitload of TV before this? No, he made himself. No, he was. He was on TV.

I mean, but he, people know him from. 100%. From the 80s just being so amazing on social media and being, like, we got to know him. And that's adapting in 2021, these celebrities now who are untouchable. And there's, there's a few at the pinnacle. But outside that, no one gives a fuck about the rest of them. There's like this elite, like ten of them.

Name the last, in the past three years, and I'll wait. This is a trivia? Yeah, who were the, give me a couple names of actual Oscar runners. It used to be they were household names. Who won an Oscar last? Just Brad Pitt. Well, that's just, just really supporting.

Yeah. That Brad Pitt, we know because we've known him. Yeah, it's Brad Pitt. Yeah. But we don't, actors are no longer what they were because it's so atomized. Yeah. They just, there's people, you got,

You're competing with YouTube, podcast, stand-up. So many. Everything. So an actor no longer can capture, you know, the collective imagination. How many people have seen the movie? How many people? Moonlight won an Oscar, okay? As a movie.

Name one actor from it. Trevante Rose, I was in a film with him. Marcia Ali. Well, it's an all black cast, just in black guys. Yeah, but. Why are you pointed out? Most people don't. Most people don't.

Yeah, most people don't. Yeah. But think about it. Yeah, most people would not know that. Not at all. It's just what has happened now. The narrative's changed. The media has changed.

Meanwhile, I do love the world of acting. I think it's such an amazing thing. Like, just to see someone portray something. And like, what of my favorite actors? Yeah, one of my favorite actors is Val Kilmer. I love Val Kilmer. You know, I think he's fucking great. And, you know, just to watch him, like, betray something, like,

and you no longer see Val Kilmer. I think, I don't know, I just think it's badass. Right now? He's your favorite? He hasn't worked. He hasn't worked. He hasn't worked in a long time. No, he has a lot of weight.

He had the throat issue. Yeah. Yeah, he was great in the 90s. Heat. Yeah. Heat was that was, uh, he. Oh, he's my favorite movie. Al Pacino.

Oh, my God. That scene when they sit down together in the restaurant. Oh, my God. Yeah. You know. Oh, when they first like, yeah. I think it was, you know what I seen? 1992.

That was that thing? He's probably 96. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I think he's a little. 95. 95. 95.

95. Yeah. Wow. Still holds up. Sure does. We had to do a monologue. Great movie. In that scene.

You had to do that scene? Yeah, you had to do that scene? Yeah, in the monologue. They initially sit down together. So intense. That shooting scene. That's incredible. Celebrity's all different now, isn't it?

Because you got, like, I was at Zoo Gym. The owner introduced me to this TikToker. I didn't think much of it. And then he just popped up on my YouTube feed. And he has, like, I don't know, like 100 million followers on TikTok. What? You know his name? No, no clue. I don't know.

100 million. Those TikTokers are the modern superstars now. He's so rich. TikTokers? Yeah, TikTokers. Yeah, they're like the new generation. She's 12. Everyone's obsessed.

Yeah. But it's all niche, right? Like that guy. Not even really that big of a niche. These kids have like 30 million followers on Instagram. It's still niche though. Because that kid could get coffee and no one knows who he is. Like Leonhard Caprio can't.

The age of the big star is not there. Also, 100 million followers? How long does it last? How long is it last? That's my thing too. How much talent do they actually really have? And 100 million followers on Instagram doesn't mean that 100 million people in the world.

It can equate, yeah. To the point that social media isn't real. They say one in ten people are on social media when you walk down the street. So if that kid gets coffee, they don't know who he is. Yeah, 100%. But also, you did it in 30-second bursts. It's a little bit different of a skill set, I think.

It's not that they're not talented. It's just you got to sustain. It's a different skill set. If your audience is 12-year-olds, too. TikTok is a young. audience. That's very fickle. They'll just go on to the next thing. Yeah. Let's go some current events.

What do you got, Jen? First one. Okay, so this is an update to a story that we did a few days ago about a potential meek mill lyric talking about going out on a chopper and he refers to Kobe Bryant. Vanessa

Bryant actually saw this and she reacted. She asked people don't post like tributes to Kobe either. Yeah, she doesn't like It's too hard for her and her daughters. Which is kind of weird to say. It's just triggering for her. So she'd rather not.

Stay off social media though. Yeah. I'm sure she does. You can also just stay off of it. You know, like your husband was a legend. And so many people respect them and pay tribute to them. I'm sure there are ways where like she can't avoid certain things. I'm sure there are people like in her ear showing her like, hey, did you see what Meek Mill did even if she's trying to stay off social media?

Like word gets around. You can stay off of it though. To demand that society doesn't post tributes, it's a little... That's crazy. It's a little insane. But also with Meek Mill to defend Meek Mill, you know, the Meek Mill didn't release this song. He wasn't going to release it, and it got leaked. Yeah.

Him because he was with the little baby. Yeah. So he got leaked, so this was never supposed to be out. Yeah. What's your favorite Meek Mill? That's probably that one. I said, I hate that line, though, because I had it bleeped out. Yeah.

Oh, we had that line bleeped out. But apparently he had a conversation with, My rap has to be tactful. Vanessa Bryant behind the scenes. Wait, hold on, sorry. You say what? My rap has to be tactful and respectful. Who's your favorite rapper?

My favorite rapper? Maca Moore. Put us on game, Brian. Maca Moore is fucking white. I mean, not that I noticed, but I've heard. Hey, remember we send me that white rapper video? I went, two things. Don't ever send me a white rapper in a video.

Ever again. Well, I watched the Travis Scott. Doc, and I kept wanting to see what made him great. Because I like to, so. His come-up story is great. Yeah, but what I was looking at like with Kanye, I went and listened to other musicians explain to me why he's original, right?

I don't know music. So what I like you to do is I want you to show me how to like compare. What I noticed about the concerts, Travis Scott, it was very interesting because it was like a throw, it was a combination of rap and also the mosh pits of the fucking 90s with that hardcore rock shit. So I was like, oh, this is very interesting because he's bringing black and white

kids together and they're fucking fanatical and it's an event. He's just like a spearhead of a riot. How great is in that documentary when he's not big, he goes to Astro World. And there's like 10 people in the crowd. And then he goes back a year later and it's like, it's so bad.

So what is it about him? He's just, he's a personality or is it talent? No, he's both. He's super talented. Like, he changed the game as far as rap goes. He did. His sound. His sound is different. It's super unique.

And then his fashion, they clabbed with Jordan and Nike and McDonald's. McDonald's. Like, he's huge. Yeah, yeah. He's huge. PlayStation. He sounds to do. I always say that success like that is not an accident. No. You're not fucking successful like that.

When you meet people like that, they're smart as shit. You get confused by the style, by the packaging sometimes, you know? Like he's where, you know, whatever. He seems like he's smoking a lot of weed. and he's kind of just hanging out. No, no, no, he's probably always thinking he's always, he probably got, he's the original. Yeah, I don't know if he got straight A's, but he'd be surprised by that.

Yeah, I didn't get straight A's. Well, he was a nerd, though. He was a nerd. Yeah, but Lowe was a nerd. Yeah, he was a nerd. Also, one of the best concerts. I bet he was, though. I bet he's going to a concert.

He's touring again in 2020. Oh, dude, I'll mosh the fuck. He's waiting at 2022? You're Mosh? Watch out for the Grey Mework. Gage! I'm not built like you guys. Yel.

Yeah. Yeah. Pack it in. Pack it's the gray moon. Straight up. Eho. Eho. Eon.

That's a donkey, but fucking. Whatever a mule. I'm a dyslexic. And think about lights go down. They go, get ready to pack it in. And then lights go dark in here. Uh-huh. That's how it goes.

Shout out to the fucking. Shout out to the man dragon slash weathered worm slash graeme slagull. Drop the man dragon. And you're saying that. It's not catching. Nah, it's not a man dragon. And then I just fucking come running out. From zero dark dirty.

Abs for days. I got a shirt like this, one of those half shirts. Oh, you know, dick. The mid-drift. Like the mid-drop shop, running and shaggoos. Oh, like a dick flopping. From the hit, from the hit. Dick flopping.

Where did you get? Keep your dick in. You're not wearing hands. When did you know? Oops. No, we wanted to go viral. You wanted to go viral. I want to go viral.

What you say? What you say? I go, they're like, Brian. It's promotion for the movie. When you're running. You're sprinting is hitting. It's flapping. And I go, this little old thing,

oops. Yeah. And then that's the crudest. I'm into it. You're into it? Yeah. And he's behind me for no reason. Running behind me,

holding on my hips going, yeah. And you push me into the monitor. No, then when you fall and your big dick goes flapping everywhere, then I grab you by your heel, just your socks and pull you back. And your dick's going, eh.

Oh, my. I get, I get, I'm the fucking dirty ground. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're on the concert stage. I'm pulling. It's going, er.

Yeah, but I'm going to get a, I'm going to get some kind of an infection. I'm going to get an infunction on my dick. What else you got, Kat? That's a dope concept. Okay, so there is a brand new Pakistani armed police unit that is going to get trained in skating around, trying to prevent theft and street harassment.

I feel like it would be easy to knock those guys down. But this is footage of their training. See you, dude. Nice skates, gork. This is awesome. But just get on horses, though, you know? Oh, wow. No.

They can't eat. They're not even great. They're all scared. Yeah. They're all tense. A lot of Pakistani. Oh, wow. Nothing looks softer than cops on skate.

Yeah. How do you, yeah, how do you, that looks super unsteady and you're not going to be able to shoot straight. The only thing. There's no way. Yeah, the only thing I make this more gay if they had cut off jeans shorts on. They're not going to fast at all. They're not going fast at all. I know.

They're getting information. Yeah. This is a terrible. horrible idea. That is. Okay, hold on. And they're not great at skating either. No, they're fucking bad. They're not good at skates. You know how easy to be to get away from them? And then what are they going to do once they catch a guy? In about a year, in about a year, they're going to start getting real good though.

Yeah, they're training right now. I get it. Yeah. What happens? What? Jump, jump. Oh. I'm down for it. I gotta give him that. I jump down for it. He jumped over that motorcycle dog. I'll give him that. Not smooth, though. He's all scared. He's all scared. He had to go to the side. He's all. Can anyone Any one of y'all skate? Anyone up? I can roll. You can roll it. You can roll it.

What about you? Can you? Yeah, come on. I can blade. You can blade. Why you say it like that? Why do you say Blake? I ride that line of balance.

Just put it that way. You can shred. Do you go to Atlanta and go to Cascade? Do you do that? Woo's, woo-doo. Wootooz, watch out. Fucking Pakistan coming through. You don't see a lot of skates on Venice Beach anymore.

Sure don't. It's very rare. It's very gay. It's also very interesting. Very gay. Roller blades just they went away. Skateboarding never went away. You don't see rollerblades.

I was just in Santa Monica. There's some rollerblades. There might be one or two, but it's not popping like used to be like in the right. 90s, that thing was popping. This is mean to say, but when you see a rollerblader a lot of times, you're like, I'm always like, I think you live in your car.

Not to be, but I mean. It's just not hip anymore. They're alone and they're dancing to music. You know those people? Yeah, yeah. They always have great body. And they're not in. Oh, it's great bodies.

You're like, something's wrong. Something happened. Yeah. They're usually thin. You know what I see a lot of is the roller skates. That's what I see a lot of. I don't see a lot of roller skates. I don't see that.

Where are you guys hanging out of? Are you hanging outside the abbey? No. There's not a lot of rollerblading going on. They call it an inline skating, right? At the skate parts. They're on rollerblades. Roller blades.

In roller skates. I see it all the other. But more skateboards. That's why they went out of fast. There's a reason. Inline skates went out of fashion, but there was a reason. There was something, like, they just stopped, people stop rolling playing. It's a lot of deaths, I guess.

Why did inline skating die out, but skateboarding BMX and still popping? The death meal? Yeah. Trick oriented. Oh, it's a Reddit article, though. What was that sport with women who used to rollerblade? Roller Derby. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Maybe a lesbian sport. Let's call what? Are they weren't the hard. Like another form of softball? I don't know. But. What?

What are you talking about roller derby? Failingly a lesbian, I'm not saying. You get big Karen out there with the hiccane out there? With the whistles? Then they're always, like, in the preview, they're always like, oh, yeah. She's the protect.

They're a bit like us. No, they're bigger than big. They're us on skates. Yeah. And there's always a fash for a guy who likes muscular girls. You. What else you got? You would get down with a roller derby girl?

Can we pull up a roller derby video? I appreciate muscles and tattoos on a woman. I do. What? What? And a big day. Okay. So, the city of Winnipeg is currently snowing,

and they're having an issue with people creating sexually suggestive snowmen throughout the city. To the point where they have city officials going by, like, local parks and areas and knocking them down. I'm not going to lie. Hey, that thing curvy. Damn, bro. Look at that booty. Never. I did stand in Winnipeg.

There's not a lot to do in Winnipeg. So in the wintertime, come on. That thing. That's fantastic. Did you see the... I wonder what that was... Did you see the TikTok thing that went viral where there's a TikTok narrative that the government created the snow? Oh, yeah, that's the next current in Texas.

Wait, what? And they think it's fake snow? There's a lot of videos of people trying to burn the snow. snow and it doesn't melt. It doesn't? Yeah, for whatever reason. There are a few videos, one is that they say it'll, the snow will turn black, which shouldn't it happen because it's supposed to be water and

melt? I know. These fucking TikTok, listen to me, I was there. I was there for the three days it was, it started snowing. Yeah. I was there. It was everywhere and it was this thing. No, they say it's, no, they think it's snow, but they think it's like an artificial snow.

They think of the government put it there. Well, okay, because it's manmade snow. Because it was coming down from everywhere in the sky. Yeah. This is the video right here? Yeah. Like this will watch. Someone said to do with a blow dryer.

Plugged in. On. Go get snow. Not a snowball. Here we go. Highest setting hot. It won't melt. What the?

Which is weird. Yeah. It's weird. You have the one where the person sent on fire, Pat? Oh, yeah. There's one that put it in a microwave. The person that says that on fire and still doesn't melt. I don't know if it's in this article.

Yeah, that's it right there. Yeah, it's snow. I don't know I put this dope track on it, but... Oh, no, this is a TikTok track. It's one of those that's viral, yeah. So it won't melt. It just turns black. Yeah.

I was... It was there. There's snow. It's snow. It's weird, though. Yeah, it is weird. What's that one right there? Because there's government snow right here.

It falls off your hand. Don't even make it wet. That is weird. That is weird. That is weird. It's strange. Yeah. I love it.

What's this? Thank you, Bill Gates. Oh, there's a light one. Thank you Bill Gates. I can trick us that this is real snow. Trying to trick us. You'll see. That's so texting.

Milton. The hell. And it's going to burn. Snow don't burn. Snow fucking melts. No water, no dripping, no nothing. That's crazy. If I put this shit in the microwave,

it's going to start sparking because there's metal. Oh, yeah. Prove it. They put it in a microwave. They did. No melting. That's what I was saying. It is weird.

It doesn't melt, right, B? Yeah, I guess it's weird. What do you think? I want to see what Sam. I think it snowed in Texas. I was there and it was everywhere. I was sliding around on my car. So if they have a plane that big and they were able to cover all of Texas and kill all those animals, it was Fufa freezing.

It was my hands were. I believe you, but those videos are kind of crazy. Yeah, the TikTok videos, I guess, yeah. What do you mean? I mean. It's so nuts. That's the one I saw. That's Ohio, though.

Oh, that's Ohio. Never mind. They're saying it's fake, too. They all can't be fake. You want to watch it, though? No, I don't need to watch it. I don't need to watch it. Yeah, I mean.

That's weird. The government, Bill Gates, I guess, is the one. Yeah, and she's like, thank you, Bill Gates. When you start blaming, if you start giving the government that much credit, if you think the government can create a snowstorm like that, it's just incredible. It is strange. But that's what we have conspiracy theories. Yeah.

Yeah, man, that's the topic. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? This one are here. Andrew Schultz. I had to screen record it. Kat caught this on Andrew Schultz's Instagram,

but he called out Brian. First, he said, A, the boys are back, which is cool. Swin, you're lying. You know what? You're one? It's about you lying. I think I'm lying. And then, here.

He says he's coming for you, Brian. They're coming more speed, Mr. Schultz. I saw that. Yeah. I told him, and I said to him, I said, I need more reach from you. You're fighting like Frasier, and stop doing being inside fighter. Let me see Schultz on the wave there. Using your reach.

I got a video of Brian. Oh, he kills it right here. Brian Hidden Pats. Y'all want to see it? You do? Shultz kills it right here. Yeah, he serves. Oh, this is dope.

You're a badass. Let's see my video. Any of y'all watch the Patrice. I didn't watch it. It's great. Is it on coming? I'm not finished. Yeah.

Bill Burr produced her. Yeah, yeah. It's great. I had a conversation with that guy with me and Dove David. Patrice? Patrice, yeah. Legend. He's got, he had some profound thought.

I mean, I remember I was just funny. I looked at Dove and I go, it's kind of profound. And Doug goes, the man drops a heavy, a heavy thought. He drops a heavy thought. How's Dove doing? The best. But, you know, he's just a real estate tycoon. He is?

He's doing stand-up, but, Doug David. I'll, I miss him, man. I mean, he's got a kid now. So he spends his time with his children. Ciao. What's sketching. You guys already know about Tiger Woods? Tiger, Tiger.

Yeah. His right leg is all bunched up. So his ankle and both his legs. He's cool. Just one leg. Just his right leg. They said it was a compound fracture. But this is what they said here.

Oh, they said it was a commuter. No, what that was it called? Cominated or whatever fracture. That means it didn't do a full break, but it broke and it like splintered up. Which is freaky. Did you see the card, though? Yeah, yeah. They needed the draws of life.

to get him out. Really? Why's it all coming? It was a Bentley. What happened? He just was going too fast or what? Jay had. Oh, that was just the regular video.

What are you looking for, Chin? Just the car. Oh, shit. That's a Bentley. Yeah. Was I warming up with this video or was I hitting hard? Oh, Chin, you guys? No.

What? Ryan? Yeah, but sometimes you get me while they're just warming up. My speed is blinding. So you, so you, so you. Except that his challenge, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm saying. I mean, that's crazy. Yeah. Fuck. I don't know. And he was just driving by himself. And he just, he said no drugs or anything.

He rolled and. Apparently. Where did it go? Good God, man. That's so scary to me. There was this, uh, video on Instagram about this guy who was...

He said it again, Malik? This, when you see, this, this semi hit this car and it had a dash cam. He just slid off boom and just, fucking, but I guess they were okay. These crumple zones are incredible

where the passenger stays safe and everything else just crumbles around it. Look at that. Both sides just broke off. Let's see what we got. Okay, so you challenge? I don't know, man.

We are rolling. Let me do it right hand and I'm going to do it left hand, okay, fan? Yeah, right. So one to me. Let me do on the camera. You look young right here, dude.

You look young right here. This was pre-19. 2019. Yeah, my son's a good camera. Did you get all that? I got a lot of it. We saw nothing there. Please don't send it.

What else? Wills, do you have, Chin? I apologize. That was an awful video. But don't ever send that again. Oh, you guys are talking about the dark web and child pornography? Do you hear about Travis Fulton, one of the legendary MMA fighters? he had like over 350 fights.

He's the most fights ever in MMA history. He is now indicted on child pornography charges. Oh shit. I don't remember Travis Fold. He was like a, like a weird legend. He fought everybody. So he's fired. He tried to persuade a minor under the age of 18 to engage in sexually explicit content with his camera.

And then he also possessed child pornography of a minor under 12. A piece of shit, man. Yeah. So there you go. Not good. And then you can see here he also has like a charge on him too for beating up a girl. He's always like underground famous. Like he wasn't like a well-known guy.

He's got a shirt for beating up a girl. I don't know. I mean, I know of him but never. Never met him in any. No. Gotcha. Yeah. The most.

He fought once in the UFC like 98 or some shit. There he goes. 3125 fight resume. Damn. That's insane. That's not a journey man. That's an iron man. He said.

He'll be fine in jail. I don't know. Nope. Piece of shit, though. Yeah. I thought this was fascinating. This was brought up on a different show. But have you seen Dr. Carl Hart on Joe Rogan's podcast before?

This guy? Yeah. I've watched his TED Talk. Yeah. So he's a very smart guy, very well-spoken. He's a neuroscientist. He grew up, I think, what, in Miami? I'm not sure where he grew up.

But he does. He admitted that he snorts heroin from time to time at night. Yeah. Well, he says if you don't do it with a sedative, So if you mix heroin with alcohol, you've got problems. If you snort heroin on its own, what he says is that the idea that you can do, you do heroin and you're addicted for life or you smoke crack once you're addicted is completely bullshit. In fact, yeah, in fact, if like, you know, with mice, that comes from a study with mice where they are different animals, different animals, I think even primates, where they give you the animal cocaine and the animal cat hit in the lever until it died until it did so much cocaine and died. However, when they gave the mice or the primates treats and receptive sexual partners and activities to play, they didn't.

They went and did that instead. So the idea is that when you are a person who has no other options but drugs a lot of times, that's what creates the addiction. If you have a life and a full life, you're less likely to be taken by the addiction. You're more likely to be a recreational drug user than you're. you are, even with things like heroin. That's his thesis. That's his thesis. His perspective. Here's the other thing. Yeah, great dude.

The other thing is he does these lines and talks about his withdrawals for 12 to 16 hours. That's a problem. Yeah. It's a problem. You know, I don't think, he says legalize all drugs, which I actually agree with. Yeah. And he makes that argument.

I think that's a central argument. But, you know, it is still heroin. Yeah. Do you have to do heroin every night? Yeah. That's fucking scary. He talks about how good. good is.

He's my age. When I don't do it, I have major withdrawals. When you're my age and you, like, if I drink two glasses of wine and I eat cheese, I get puffy. You know, it's like. But the thing is, but also, like, no one wants to go through those withdrawals. That's why they keep doing it, but. Exactly.

So I remember him talking on Rogan's podcast once about withdrawals. It's like you have a fluer, right? It's like a flu. It's awful. I've had withdrawals before when I was taking a norcal, painkillers. Because, you know, I was prescribed to it. And then when the refill came out or wasn't there's no more left, I had crazy with, I thought was dying.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think for certain people, man, like, it's not. Do you still do Kratum? Every day. Every day. Yeah. And how many do you take?

I don't even know. Have you upped your dosage? No, you'll see me kind of like, what's up? Have you upped your dosage? No, it's always been the same. Yeah, same dosage. Yeah. And I don't have withdrawals from Kratum.

Oh, do you? You take it? No, I mean, I've taken one day off and I didn't have that bad. Really? Spons on the show now. What do you take? what are the things you take? What are the supplements you take?

Nicotine, creatine. Doesn't Craterm and nicotine kind of... No, not at all. No. Cretine, nicotine. No, I don't take creatine now. I take nicotine, fish oil, multivitamin. That's about it.

Protein powders. Yeah. After a workout. But what about... So why crate them? I just like the way it gets me ready for the show. Really? It calms you down or what does it do?

No, I don't want to be calm for this fucking show. That's weird, but for me, it calms me down. But there's different strands of cratum. There's different types of cratum. They are, but they don't take the same shit. No, but I take all the different strands. I don't feel any difference from the different strands. I do.

I do. Like one, I won't feel anything. If it's the real like calming strand, I won't feel anything on it. That's more of a red vein. How much whiskey can you drink before you start feeling buzz? Because you're a big boy. Usually like four doubles.

Four doubles. Meaning two shots in each one. So four shots. Oh, okay, four shots. And then you start feeling. Yeah, a little loosey goose. And what about? How much would it take for you to get drunk?

I mean, like, if I'm doing that and I do shots between the shows, I'll be a little buzzed. But I've never seen you drunk. No, never. No. That's, yeah, I got to agree. You still a whiskey gentleman?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. My whiskey drops soon. Is it every evening you're having? No, not every night anymore. I stopped doing that because I went cold turkey in January. I completely stopped in January. I'd say once a week now.

You never drank. You never had a sip of alcohol. If I'm on the wrong. road, like, I'm in Tampa this Friday, Saturday, I'll drink for the shows. Do you still do you wine? Do you dab at that? You know, I don't know if I told you this, but I couldn't figure out what the

fuck was wrong with why wine wasn't tasting good. Wine fucking stopped tasting like wine after I had COVID. Yeah, my teaspoon. That's my lawn. And I just realized that too. I was like, I'm opening these bottles of wine and I'm like, it just doesn't taste

good anymore. Like the way I used to it. Coffee's a little bit the same way. It fucked my taste. I have to drink a real strong coffee. I got some long-term damage from COVID in terms of my taste buds. How's those lungs, Papa? 100%. I think it might be better.

Yeah. I took that steroid, that inhalable steroid. Yeah. I fucking... Oh, it fucked with your lungs? In the beginning, I couldn't, you know, it was, it hit my lungs, and I was like, he was like, sick, sick. I didn't feel shit.

Yeah. The dragon, the dragon was down. The man dragon could still breathe fire. I could still sing you. Uh-huh. I want to thank everybody for making the man dragon to, thing guys. Now I feel like I'm just going to always say it.

Yeah, I mean, I appreciate it. It was a great thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the end of the day, it was, it was humbling. So no more, no more wine. You were fine. Yeah, it was fine. I'm not a push.

It's just, I say, you're not a money I spent on wine. I'm not a pussy. Never tell you time we were shooting this thing. We had to get on a horse. He's never ridden a horse. Well, yeah, there was a scene where we wanted. He was playing Indian. He's playing a Native American.

I'm playing a cowboy. We're lovers. I can look it up Oh actually we got taken down last time We played it Oh really? Yeah They pulled our shit

Damn But we You know we had to ride There's a big horse Stun horse And I can ride So I was You know

Had shots at me riding off And then coming back But Brennan really Never been on a horse So Brennan was like I was like It'd be funny If we fall off together

But we have to get stunted I'll just send you a paycheck Yeah I can probably Look it up Because it's a horse And it's riding So if you fall off

You have to be a stunt man So Brennan Why don't we just do it and I go because, well, because there's ground I mean, it's shrubbery

so you're scared oh you may want you want to fall together off a horse that's running yeah and he goes, he goes, yeah I go, no,

no, no, because we're not something and we can get really hurt like that and he goes, you're such a pussy like he was dead serious. I was like,

oh man. I want to see it yeah, where can we see it? It's on Vimeo. They have like all of them on Vimeo, I think. So,

but you don't have a picture though? No. I do. Oh, you do it. He's sitting in now. We spent the full day naked. Look at that.

Wait, wait, yeah. Full day, we did naked and afraid. Those. Oh, got me, got it. Have you not seen Fighter and Kids 3D? No, we haven't seen it. Then you guys aren't fans. I think it's great, personally.

Is it available? Yeah, someone has it on Vime. I think it's the same guy. I think it was the director or someone. He has it on his channel. But I just can't play the sounds or show it, really. Let me see if I can search for it. That might be it, right?

Yeah. Let me know if you see him here. I know. These are freaking great. I saw that audition when Brendan was a cop. That Johnny Knoxville? No, it looks like him, though. That's the great Mitch Rouse.

Oh, fucking Will Sasser. Remember a bully? You all look so much younger back then. That was a while ago, dude. That's probably six, seven years ago. Which I did the YMCA re-shoot? We did it all. There you are.

I'll just show you. Just watch. Look on Brendan. Oh, shit. So you want to just watch up and then we'll cut it out. That is the best. How about that? So you can't release it?

Fox owns them. Oh. Dude, that was, how about that? I look back on that time as one of the greatest times. You don't realize it when you're doing it. And you'd never acted before and he fucked. That was great. It was so funny.

I am mine. I posted the, no. No, the cop. The cop. Yeah, that was funny. That one's great. So what it was just like, y'all just doing different skits? I think eight or ten parts.

We would sit down at a table like this. Me, Brian and Mitch. Brennan and Mitch and just, we would just, we'd be sitting there like this. And then something, somebody would go, like Brennan would be like, this is a stupid idea. But, and we go, well, it's not that stupid. And then it would just spark something. And I can honestly say that it was equal parts. All of us came up with ideas.

Like all of us. Like, all of us. Certain ones are his ideas. certain ones, like certain episodes. That's great. How many episodes are they? This whole series is just... 10? This whole series is just as good as that. We beat Game with Thrones and Amy Schumer show on for most more downloads on iTunes.

On the iTunes. Oh yeah. We were on Colin Coward. Let's talk about this watch. Yeah. You was on Calvin Calvert? Yeah. They couldn't believe where our ratings were. We're on iTunes. Colin Cowan brought us on. Then after us, Colin Coward had Dana on. That's what I mean, Dana were super beefing. And he goes, I got to bring up Brennan's shop. He goes, obviously a 10. And kids a star. Like, don't you feel like you fucked up the relationship with it? Like, I'll have the kids over here doing this.

Isn't he inspiring other fighters? And Daniel's like, he's whatever and just moved on. What? But, dude, I mean, that's thick of it. That was such a, that was, that was different. Remember how hard we were laughing with Will Sasseh? Oh, my God. Will, Will, will was playing a bully.

He was the guy who wouldn't, he wouldn't die. We kept trying to kill him and he wouldn't die. Go to that one, Chin. I want to watch a, bro. I kind of want to see. The one will so fucking funny. What was that why I'm saying? We did a video.

Music video. How about that video? Were you dressed like a lion and I'm dressed like a deer? We did some weird shit. Okay, so this is the bully? Yeah, yeah. He's amazing. One second.

I'm going to mark this. I miss this shit, dude. This makes me. So this is your intro to every one. It's a old school 80s intro. Is it commercial for Cologne the whole time? Immortal bully The new fragrance

It was a colonial It was the longest It's the longest It's the longest worst commercial All the time Yo Will is a beast You get the picture

Jim? Yo It's so crazy Well the viewers and the listeners Can't see any of that I know Oh yeah Oh well

Well they can They just have to go to Vimeon Yeah, that was a long one. Naked info. So wait, can you guys get the rights to it? No. Dude, some of them were just long phones.

You know, paid for it. Oh, they paid. Oh, I thought you did anything. Yeah, they did the budget. And then once we hit a certain number, they got their money back, then we got to cut from that. Oh, everything was just improvised.

Everything was like, what are we going to do today? How are we going to do this? We got to bury him. We're just trying to come up with. Yeah. It's dope. And you shout out like what? That was amazing.

Yeah, the one, the dating. where you have to find my, like if you, in case you die. We're interviewing, we had a bunch of like improv guys where me and Brian sit down with them. In case Joanna dies, like who's, or in case I die, they get to replace me. So we interview all these improv guys, dude. Most of the day, we couldn't get through it because I kept laughing. Oh, because the guys kept. Oh, the actors, Mitch Rouse brought all the Second City motherfuckers.

Oh, yeah. I could not. City Hollywood. Dude, those guys can come up with shit. That'll, when we have time, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's my. That might have been my favorite one. So funny. It was so funny.

They were so good. Brendan had never really been around those kind of, those kind of monsters. You're talking about guys in their 40s and 50s who've been doing improv their whole life. They've been on high level. Every sitcom. And you see them like do stuff and like you just say, oh, you're here and you're somebody they're interviewing to be a prospective candidate. Yeah. That's it.

It's what you tell them. And they just go. And they sell themselves to me why they should replace me. It's so fucking funny. It's so good. I can't wait to watch it all. Yeah. Yeah, man.

So hard. Like, they'd come up with shit and just, like that handshake, the guy who's doing the handshake. Yep. He's like, worm in the apple. Really? I don't know. What are you at this weekend, Brian? March 4 or 5 and 6, I am in Jacksonville at the Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida.

And then March 11, 12, 13, Omaha, Nebraska, Funny Bone. And just added Huntsville, Alabama. March 26, 27, 28. All the popping markets. Yeah. Have you been to Huntsville? I don't know where. It's the Huntsville Alabama.

That's the best I start on. I'm not sure what it is. I think it's stand-up live. Is this stand-up live? Huntsville, Alabama is interesting because it's where NASA, like all the rocket ships. You've been like before, remember? And then I saw, that's the place I saw a guy with just walking down the street with an AR-15.

Hell yes. Stand-up Live and shenanigans? Oh, there goes. Yeah, which one are you doing? I'm stand-up live. Stand-Live. Yeah, it's a good club, actually. Stand up live.

And then this weekend, Tampa, Florida, February 26, 27th. That's this Friday and Saturday, Tampa, Florida. Cleveland, Ohio, hilarities, March 11th through the 13th. And I have to have Spokane, Washington, March 18th through March 20th. Tickets at F-A-T-K-Z.com. Chappelle, you're in Kansas City this weekend. Yeah, Kansas City this weekend, the 25th through the 27th. And then I'll be in Austin, Texas, March 5th.

N6 at the Vulcan Gas Company. Yes, sir. Brian. Brian. Good to see you again, buddy. I love you. I love you guys. Yeah.

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