The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 682 Bryan Callen

Episode Date: August 30, 2026

Wrinks is in the building. The guys talk Natty's or Not's, Frank Grillo, Jake Paul's boxing skills, conspiracies with Sam Tripoli, Brendan recently becoming a "Lord", hilarious Fiero Craigslist ad, Jiri Prochazka, hot news anchor arrest, TikTok user's video of Ben Affleck matching with her on Raya, T-Pain taking out racial slurring enemies on Call Of Duty and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don't be scared, Brian. I'm not scared that I... Whoops. Whoops. Rip my jeans. Now, before we start, before we talk about... Do we want to address that you're like 80 years old? Well? Or should we just...

Well? Because this is HD. Okay, here's a couple problems. Do we want to... I ate a huge... You always blame me on your food. I ate salmon curry. I didn't...

I'm sure. I train and pizza. And I didn't get a lot of sleep. Yep. So what happens is the old face gets all tight. It gets cold. It's not in your tight face. It's...

No. I wish it was that. Hold it. This is my natural. If you want to see, if I relax my face, all bullshit aside, I mean, really? I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. It's just father time.

It happens fast. Yep. No. It's like overnight. I get sensitive. I can't. You used to be a dime piece. I was good looking guy.

No, you hold your face really well. Not bad. Yeah, you hold it really well. There you go. Look at that. No, hold on. Give a man his credit. Not that area.

Don't touch the gobbler. Now here, here's the thing. First of all, before we get started, and I want to get started. I want to get started. I'm glad you're here. But I have a sensitive eye to the male form. Did you see, Chin, go to my Instagram. As you guys know, I'm-

Bring up my fucking Instagram. My 10% Gator. Did you know it was raining in Woodland Hills? Heavy drop with a brand? Can I get under your, can I get under your arms? If you want, Daddy, you've earned it. I need to. I'm all the shit you've been through.

No, no, I've been through a lot and I'm getting wet. Now, now here's the thing though. I'm, I've got a d'clock. I've got a dead. detectives eye. See. And a lot of guys... Look at that.

Let me see. Now those... Who's that guy? Who's Teen Wolf on stairs? That's fucking Mark. Hella Mark Harley. Teen Wolf over there. He's impressive.

Yeah. Look at Hella Mark Harley. He knows. He goes, just here for the 800 Stephen Tyler comments. He's great. He's great. I like him for that comment. No, he can be no wrong.

His body. He's body. That hair should have its own podcast. and its own TV channel. Congratulations. His hair is his... You got to see him. Go to his page. Well, it's a main.

Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on now. It's two zebra tails. And that's all natural. Now he has to be it. All natty, Brian. Speaking of Natty. Hey, when you posted, when you posted that video,

that me talking shit to you about me benching. Oh my God. And some guy goes, some juice head goes, is that supposed to be impressive? Mark gets on and he goes, hey, man, from one juice head to another, weird, yes. That's what he said?

He goes, from one juice had another, weird flex, dude. He goes, these numbers are good either way he put in. Yeah. Well, didn't you do 475 for 10? Oh, I can get this. I'm going to need all the respect. He sends me a picture of him deadlifting 500 pounds like he's getting up in the morning.

Like, he's waking up in the morning. He just goes like that. And you know what? That was early in the morning. After he did a bunch of sets of 475 for 10, you're strong kid. Now, you're tight. You're tight.

I want you feel those packs. So are you. No, no, no, no, no, I know your body. Right there. Feel that, Daddy. No, no, no, you're tight. Yep. Now, you're tight. Put some body weight. Get some body fat, too.

Well, there's no fat on you, right? Ah, there's some. A little bit, but a lot less. And here's the other thing I think is very noticeable and interesting. Your skin's a little bit. Tight. You're a little flush. Red?

A little flush. So I got a question. I got a question. I got a question. Can you join our workout group? No. Is that the question? Because you can.

You've lost weight. You've lost weight. I'm doing great. No, no, you guys are doing great. You couldn't even move me earlier. I'm sure you've changed your diet and you're lifting weights. Yeah. We've both stopped eating bad food on the road, too.

The thing is, I don't know where you're going. The thing is for me. Yeah, what is it? Sure, because you look very fragile right now. I am. Yeah. I am, but the thing is for me. I feel like you take you right now like a kick cat.

You could. Yep, okay. It's just when I see that much of a difference and the skin looks a little. You think hard work dedication. I think hard work, I think dedication. Wait, what are you calling out? I think diet. I think dedication.

I think diet. Yes. And I think one more thing is just a stupid thing to bring out. Gym membership? I think gym membership. Keep going.

I don't know what we're doing here. Ah, ah, anavort! Sorry, I just sneer. Hey, anivore! I had bad allergies too. No. You're talking for him, right?

I'm looking directly at you two. No. Mainly him, right? He's real body transplant. You're so... I've looked like this before. I would never. I've looked like this before.

No, no, no. No. No. You can question. No, hold on. No question me. And the old, the old fache is looking to tad around, and your skin looks rhino thick. It looks rhino thick.

You look like you could run through a thorn bush and be fine. The thorns would break off your face. It's so thick. Now, if Jeff Niviski asked me a piss in a cup, would I be fighting this weekend? Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. I got to be honest with you, it's a good look.

Yeah, thank you. It's a good look. think I am too? I'm impressed with what's going on. You look tight. You look, you look waist less soft in the middle. You've always been big, but the answer is, yeah, I do. No.

But you may not. I also have my suspicions. You give my asses, I don't even know where to get that shit. Okay. You're, you know, you're just, you know, I'm just black. He's ripped him on natural. Yeah, just black. That's all I got. That's all I got. I got to grab you, and you're immovable. Yeah, exactly.

But bam, bam, bam over here. Yeah. Bambe. You move you. Yeah. No, I'm the Undertaker, and you're the weird.

You're the weird. Paul Bear. Yeah, you're the Paul Bear. Well, what I want to pick fights? Oh, what about Fighter and the Twink? That would be our wrestling name.

Fire in the Twink is good. Now this might hurt a little. Thick boy, stick boy. I want to thank you guys for asking me to launch my new company, Stick Boy. That never happened. That never happened. Get off my nuts.

That never happened. Guys, thanks so much for the person. Now, this is going to hurt. Maybe a tad. I don't know. But you know how we've been firing the kid for, I don't know, eight years, it's firing the cheerleader.

And he's a cheerleader. Yeah, I know, D-1 cheerleader. I was. World champion. I'm already steamed because I was sitting in this mic and, I know, hey, daddy. And move me over. Daddy.

I was excited to sit next to you. No, no, no, no. I can't, you know, if this is a Starship Enterprise. It would have made more sense because he's the, he's a smaller guy. You're a big guy. You're a remarkable. Yeah. How long is this been going on?

What? How long has this new diet been going on? I mean, it's a thick boy summer. It's a thick voice summer. I mean, you've got definition. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate the hard work. I'm glad when people acknowledge my hard work.

Okay. Are you getting your heart check and stuff? We've got to make sure there's toxicity. He got his whole blood check. I do. Cardio, I do. Fish oil. No, no, I know.

Because you tend to overdo things, too. You'll go. No, not anymore. Two tabs? I'll take four. Yep. And then my dick stopped working. Remember?

Remember my dick was like, hey, cool body. We're going to shut down. Oh, from the TRT? Yeah. That was a nightmare. When did you start doing it? All these fucking secrets. I take.

Yeah, what do you take? Nothing. I take nothing. I take, I'm drinking turmeric lemonade. But this makes me want to get involved. You know what you need to do? You need to call your boy Frank Grillo and go, hey, what are you on? Give me some.

You need to take Frank Grillo's towel and drain it in your mouth after he gets done working out. He told me he's natural. Now, you my boy plates more dates did a whole thing on him not being natural. Who's this? Plates more dates? More dates? The guy that breaks down all the... I'm going to go through some names.

I want you to say Natty or... Oh, it's a fun game. Go. All right. Are these all famous Hollywood people? Famous Hollywood people. Keep scrolling down, you'll see him. More plates, more dates. That's my guy.

Don't we just go look at Frank Grillo? On this thing? Yeah, you'll see it. Keep going down. No, if you keep going down. This guy's masked. You'll see it. It's on there.

I don't see it. Go to his videos. Yeah. How about just type it in, bro? All right, let me ask you this. Ready? Christian Bale? For, I mean, for a certain role, for Batman?

Yes. He was, for sure. He was, for sure. You're saying he's Natty? No. No, not absolutely. Oh, not. Brad Pitt, Troy.

Oh, absolutely not. Brad Pitt, Fight Club, absolutely not. Okay. What's the guy? Look at him. Man, look at him. I love him. I love him.

I text him today. I said, hey, you're probably on set in Iran or some shit. Oh, he did a whole thing? Yeah. You want to watch a little bit of it? I'll tell you this, Frank, Frank, say what you will about Frank. He's got the greatest gymnastics, though. I agree.

You've seen when he's young when he's doing that gay modeling stuff? His picture when he's younger, I saw these pictures of him doing the Calvin Clanchet. And like Steve Burns said, he goes, well, you look like you're wearing the Batman suit. And he was that way when he was, you know, that was how he was. And I like what you're doing right now because he's our friend, but also, let's play a game, did a dick touch his mouth or not when you're doing that modeling stuff. You know what I'm saying? No. He'll be the first, first of all, nobody's straighter than him,

but he'll be the first to tell you, look. Oh, damn. Handsome devil. Dantom. I'd say he's even better looking now. Yeah, yeah. What's he looked like right now? You don't get better looking than Frank Rilla.

He's on the cover of fucking men. What's he looked like right now? Like that, right there at a boss level? Watchman boss level. You seen him in boss level? No. Oh, he's so. Is that him right now?

Yeah, that's him every. Is that enough? Frank is naturally a very muscular guy. Hey. That's not Natty? That's not Natty. No one could do that? Hey, hey, and I.

love you for this Brian because you're down for your friends he's 55 years old name me another 55 year I've never seen anything go in that body but food Thomas his body is a temple no doubt am I chirping for real but here's the thing even on shit his he's so disciplined like even like his even like his even I'm telling anyone anyone who thinks that you just injection your ass and you look like that you're out of your mind he works I'm saying even when I was fighting the UFC I'd be at the gym he'd be at the gym too he outworked me dude He was probably 47 at the time.

The way he eats, I've known him 25 years. The way he eats, the way he works out. He'll work out. He's up at five in the morning. First of all he's only a few people I lived with him for four months. He's the only person I've ever seen who truly only needs five hours. That's a little sad. I've never seen, yeah.

Yeah. It was ridiculous. But I've never seen. Two, grown. Rooming together. We both got. I thought this was when you were younger. No, we both.

This is 52 years old. I think you. This is two years ago. I've known over 25 years. used to be roommates from the yard 19 no right across the seven one way and five visit i go over there it look like a college kid's house shitty shitty fucking sofa yeah like one drink in the fridge yeah it was the eye come we don't got kicked out of our house so we're both like i guess hey brittie you want a beer yeah let's live together but but um but he's

there is there is no one he's so fucking disciplined no crazy the guy wakes so talented too that's the other Five of the... Wait, how tall is he? He's tall to me? But you mix his discipline with his talent. That's why he makes all that money for Netflix. He has like an eight-figure deal with Netflix to make movies for them. And he produces it, writes it.

Like, he's a beast. That's not the Frank Gillo. You never met Frank? No, I've never met Frank. Actually, no, I think I've met him once, like, super quick. Watch his movie, Boss level? Will Sassow's in it. Bossle.

Yeah, Will Sassau. Nell Gibson. Who's that early 2000? No, man. It just came out. Just kidding. When the rock watched it, it came out. When the rock watched it, he said Hollywood has a new, a new action hero.

And it's Mike Rowe. That's from the rock. Who's going to be our president? Rock 2024. Rock 2024. Now that's natural. The Rock? Right.

Okay, I have an important one. The actor who is in, he's a big blonde guy. Chris Hemsworth? Yes. He's tough, right? Oh, no, he's doing the Hulk Hogan vibe on Netflix. Have you ever seen him pushing the tire? No.

Yeah. It's... What? He's so big. Yeah. But I saw, again, I saw him in the gym and fuck, dude. Talk about a guy who works his ass off? Yeah.

Beast. Well, you know it's the best cardio I've ever seen out of any athlete? I know you're going to say. Travis Barker. Really? You know he was going to say that? Or you were hoping he was saying you. I told Brian before because, you know, he's always on the drum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this... Oh, yeah, he talks about it. Oh, dude. Like, you know, I'll do like, you know, five, five-minute rounds with a minute rest. Yeah. just does 45 minutes straight he's he uh he's like Jesus Christ dude and he's just like 40 he goes to that boxing gym he doesn't do that's crazy yeah because he's

thinking how long he drums doing the performance right he's going upside down and all that shit damn vegan yeah he is a video he's all natural he's all natural he's all yeah he's powered by plants speaking of boxing I can't wait for Canello Billy Joe Saunders this Saturday dog that's gonna be a I I've been calling it forever I was like Billy Joe Saunders matches up the best I talked to Wayne McCullick And he goes, in his stork, I think he'll do okay for a while. And then, he'll go to the body. Drop him.

He'll go to the body. I'll hit him in the body. I know. Wait, so you got Canella? Yeah, to me, he's the best. Never bet against him. But you think it is a good matchup for him? Yeah, as far as, like, the most challenging matchup you can make in a long time.

If he's going to lose, it would be to Billy Joe Saunders. Billy's a beast. A lot of people don't know who he is. Billy's a monster. Yeah. That matches up well with him. I know who Canello is, though. Now, Logan Paul, Floyd Mayer, there's fighting.

your boy may or might not be on the desk for that fight. Is that right? We'll see. You should be on the desk for that fight. But, yeah. Now. Are you a fan of this? Like, are you a fan of like Jake Paul and that stuff?

We don't talk about any of this. I'd like to see Jake Paul fight a boxer. Like a real boxer. Just a guy who, what about, what about Mike? What about Mike Perry? UFC fighter, known for his knockout power, no grappling. But why did he keep going to UFC fighting? I kept thinking about Kelvin Gasol.

I think Calvin would be a bad day for Jake because Calvin's... Maybe. You know, boxing is different, isn't it? It's just so different. It's that mid-level range. The one thing I will give Jake is he's like, and Logan for now, but especially Jake, he's at least dedicated to it. He works his ass off.

When I saw him taking, fighting, boxing real boxers and getting almost knocked out, taking real head damage, you got to respect that. He's only been boxing three years. I know. If you talk to, like, other boxers, like, the kid can fucking fight, man. You see how hard he hits? He looks like he hits hard. He's athletic.

And he obviously works hard. I wasn't hating on him because they're, you know, friends of mine. But I was like, yeah, you know, he'll probably lose to Ben asking because Ben's been there's some monsters. And then we're in Miami. I said this on below the belt. Chappelle and I were in Miami with Jay and we're in the lobby. And you're in Ayfabrester stay at the same hotel. And he's like, Chab, I heard what you said.

You and Rogan and breaking out of Jake Paul. He's like, I'm telling you, dude. I'm with you. Like, I want Ben to win because he's one of us. He's alumni. But have you seen Jake's movement? And I go, no, where would he post? He posts on his Instagram, I go, no.

He was, look, show him, I went, oh, fuck. He goes, Ben's in trouble, dude. So here's, you watch his movie. And like, what the fuck? Here's when I knew Ben was in trouble. I swear to God. Well, I'm saying, remember, I went, I'll fuck your right. You immediately were like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, so one of the things about at least boxing, as much as I tried to box, the one thing I learned was how hard it is. Like, I gained a real respect for boxing. And so when you see real boxers, if they're hitting, midst, there's always, there's always a goal in mind. Like, you don't just hit Mitz randomly. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, your, your, your, your, your, head's off the center line, all that stuff. There's a lot more to it. Yeah, trainer doesn't have you just hitting. You're doing things specifically for a reason, right? Okay. And I'm, I'm watching Jake Ball, pop, bop,

hey, right, and moving and I'm watching. And he's, and he's, like, he's, like, he's head movement and everything else, and I'm just like, damn. And then I see Ben Asking, I swear to God, all due respect. He's got his trainer, meeting him halfway, so his arms are doing this, bad habit. And he's going, bop, bop, bap, b, bap. Like, the way actors are the audience. Well, I told you, my boys that are at Wildcard were like, oh, Ben came in for one day and then stood Freddie up. He didn't even trained with him.

Yeah, so he just, I think Ben was like, I'm going to make a lot of money, and it doesn't matter. You don't think he fake that knockout, though. No, God, no, no. You can't get fake. No, that's stupid. No, he got hit. Yeah, because the way he fell.

If you listen to John McCarthy, he's like, no, he's like, it's stupid. You can't, yeah. He's like as a ref, like we're, they have the eye for it where when the brain shuts off like So if now if Brian tried pretending that he got knocked out There's certain movements that the body's just naturally not gonna do and Ben didn't do that natural movement Yeah the way his body fell because your brain shut off so it's like the weight like when you fall forward You're natural you can put your hands out or do something Yeah, but he didn't even he didn't even try to brace himself at least at least like flinch before you hit the ground like no I mean he's just oh yeah

I'd like I'll tell you who I wouldn't mind seeing Jake Paul fight is Mario Lopez who's been boxing. He boxed. He boxed. I've seen him at Wal-Car. Get out. Both you. Get out. I don't know. Hey. You're talking about A.C. Slater? Yeah. Get out. I think he boxes. Yeah, yeah. No, no doubt. Get out. No, I've seen him in Wildcard.

Yep. Get out. Both, hey, get out. Not a shot. I'm glad you came. Thanks for him. Not a shot. No. What? Jake would knock him on 30 seconds. Really? It'd be easier than Ben asked. Is that right? A.C. Slater? He's never been in a fight? No, he does a lot of... He spars and all that stuff?

What you're talking about in the gym? Bring up Mario. I've seen it. You're talking about the guy that... The Botox? That guy? That's all Maddie or not? That's Natty.

I think that's... I'll answer! No! Well, no! Damn it! Hold on! Oh, there he is with Canello! And I bet he's going all he can here, too.

I bet I bet he can't go in full blow here. Oh, look at his body. Watch, watch, watch, watch. No, Chip, there's another video. What? Look at his trainer smiling. Look at his fat trainer smiling. You know why?

Because this is a line toying with an old, old Mexican A.C. Slater. He looks athletic to me, man. He looks like you can throw, bro. Oh, look at this. Up, up, up. Dude, what are you kidding? Ben would knock him out under two minutes. I'm sorry, not Ben.

Jake. Mario might be Ben, but Jake would knock him out. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I saw him in Wildcar. He looked like he was doing really good. But at the same time, that's me judging. He spars.

I'd rather see you versus Meyer Lopez. Now, that's what I'm into. No, no. Are you down to do that? Like, I mean, we'll have you featured with Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter. I don't know. $100,000. Too little.

Too little. I know. I know. I know. I'm getting dizzy. Like, I feel a little bit. And he goes, yeah, you're boxing. You're making any money?

I go, no. He goes, keep it up. It's good for your. Especially your age is good for you. Yeah, what you do, that's perfect. Dummy shit. Kitting, caught in the back of the head. Nuts.

Seeing stars. You do? It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous. Boxing is no joke. It's not jiu-jitsu. You can roll around tap. You can't tap from a left-up.

I guess what Kennell and Mario Lopez did was play fighting. But no one's getting any real work. But even then you take hits. Even that's stupid. Something happens. Oh, I know what I want to address. On yesterday's podcast, me and Chappelle, we're talking about Osama bin Laden. Other they're talking about pegging.

No. We were talking about pegging. Would you be down for that? Pegging? I'm not into it, but I know a girl. Never be in an argument with a girl and a guy when the argument is the end, where they're having the Armageddon argument and you're in the room. You know how they go, they start saying terrible things to each other?

Yeah, yeah. You pay, yeah, and you smell. And you're trying to play fucking Her Dean. And just so you know, never fucks me, but loves to get pegged and walked out of the room. Is this a friend that we both have? loves the friend. Oh, man. Do I know the person?

You don't. Okay. But I went, I didn't hear anything. It's so loud. I couldn't hear that. I acted like I was deaf. I went. I can't hear.

I can't hear. I can't hear. I love to get fucked. I'm out. What a savage movie. I know very famous, another famous actor. Who likes to get pegged?

And I know that for a fact. But it's not pegging. We didn't get, we got emails on when I said, I was watching that history channel thing because yesterday was the anniversary of them killing of Bin Laden. Did you mess on something?

No, no, no, no, people are stupid. What I said was, is they didn't have video. Like, you know when there's that situation room where they're all watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hillary Clinton and Obama, you know, everyone's in the situation room and they're all watching. People take that picture and think they're watching the shooting of Osama bin Laden. I thought that. They're not.

They're not. And people's email, J. are like, yeah, that's what they're watching. They weren't, though. This is from Obama's mouth. So unless you know some Obama. Obama doesn't know, then I believe you guys. But this from Obama's mouth, he goes, no. What we were watching there is there was a drone hovering over the house.

And so we saw the helicopters land. We saw the helicopter crash. Then we saw the Navy SEALs go in. And then we're watching that. We're watching from the outside. We didn't have a live feed on the inside. They didn't see Osama get shot. Right.

But some of the SEALs, they were watching them go in. When they after they killed him, they took pictures. They took pictures. But they took pictures and then got on the mic and went Geronimo, Geramo, Geramo, meaning they got him. It's him and they killed him. That's what they were waiting on. They didn't have a live feed.

Like, the Navy SEALs had video, but it wasn't a live feed into that room. Got it. That's like, people say in Jay Leach, like, yeah, it is, yeah, it is. I'm telling you, from Obama's mouth, he's like, we didn't have a live feed into that. Did you know what I mean? I was there. He was there. He's part of Navy team.

You're welcome. And you're welcome. And you're welcome. You're welcome for your freedom. Be, thank you. And by the way, all natty. Dude, if I was a Navy SEAL, I'd be on so much shit, wouldn't you? I mean, I don't know if you'd need it, Bubba.

Do they get tested or something? I just think that when you're walking for 12 miles with all that stuff on, you might want to be, you'd probably get thinner. I don't know, though. But there's stuff you could take. You'd want to be awesome, right? I'm sure a lot of those guys are doing what they have to because you stay injury free. You're welcome for your freedom, dude. I think if you're a special forces guy and you're in the field like that, you should be allowed to do all the drugs.

Me too, whatever it takes. I mean, Hitler gave the Nazis fucking math. That's how they marched so fast. They're like, how the fuck are they going through the night? Fighter pilots use amphetamine. Motifil. That's what they use, modafil. Provigil and all those things, yeah.

It's like Adirond fucking steroids. So they can just fucking fly through the night. You're welcome for your freedom. Thank you. Appreciate me. You're not sleeping much. Yeah, but don't send us articles of these random nobody saying, no, they were watching the actual shooting.

And then Trump wanted to release the shooting video and they wouldn't allow him to. He wanted to release it. But either way, they have the, footage of them shooting Obama, but that wasn't a live feed into Obama. Yeah, that wasn't a live feed into the president. They were watching a drone footage. They had no idea what was going.

They heard gunfight. Yeah, no, because that's why I think I even asked you that yesterday because that picture, like, is, like, oh, they must have been watching it. Yeah, and their mouth are like this. Yeah, exactly. Because they're watching it and they're just watching. All they're doing is watching them enter. Yeah, and they're like, oh, man, hopefully this is working out. And then they go, Gerano, Toronto.

And they're like, oh, and they're all start celebrating. Got it. I'm at gun. There's video, but it wasn't a live. feet into the situation. I was at a gun range. I saw that video by the way. You look great. In Iowa and Des Moines. Shout out to Des Moines. Oh no you put them not you saw him at that one. I saw him online you usually go to the one where you like you go to the valley. That's where Tarrant Tactical that's a blast. Oh got it. Taryn Tactical is that I was like you was killing it.

Yeah Taryn's great. First of all look at that picture of photos. Get the fuck out. Hey, why are you taking a white? I just started doing steroids. That's all. I'm talking about my C. I'll be They're May 6th through the 9th. I'm doing a posing seminar. If you want to see Standup, I'll do that too. But she'll be live. May 6th to the 9th. This Thursday through Sunday.

Yeah, that's this Thursday. You're doing Sunday? I never do that. Daddy needs Sunday. I'm just doing it. Hey, click on the one for me, for the, click on the one,

him out of the Tesla. And the Rock. Don't do that. That's not a Tesla. But don't do that. Is that a Tesla? Yeah, it's a test. Oh, no, that's a Prius.

You're not to turn your car to your advantage when you want to impress passers fire, enhance your dating night. Even a plug-in white Prius. Not that sexy, but watch this. Is there a rule? I can't hang out like this in front of my favorite coffee shop? How about getting crazy?

Bring it up here. There's no rule that says I can't be the cat to my own shit. One of my personal favorites? Maybe I'm stretching. People go, is that guy a dancer or is he into karate? Okay? Dancer? Karate, in my case it's both. If you've got a nice backside and you're proud of it, try it. out of it, try this.

I'm 54. You're in sweats too, by the way. Middle of the day in sweats. Brian, shut the fuck off. You're so stupid. Hello. All right.

So even though I got a white Prius, that doesn't mean I don't have a hell of a back sock. I hope that helps, gosh. Thanks so much. Did you see my other? Did you see my other? The bird one was awesome. The birds.

Did you like that? Yeah, it was so funny. Oh, where you know? All the birds are flying in. You're still doing the show with, I see Sam Kahnmanet. You're still doing the conspiracy theory? Yeah, I'm doing, so conspiracy, uh, fucking conspiracy. Social Club.

Theory Social Club. We're doing two of, we're doing, we're doing, Patreon and Rock Finn, which is awesome. Rockfin is because they don't, because, well, Rockfin is this platform where you don't get censored at all. The problem with doing conspiracy social club, I can't do it on YouTube. We get, we get banned. Yeah, but we can do on Patreon, right? YouTube owns Patreon. Yeah, but they also use Venmo.

They use Vimeo. Vimeo and the video. Oh no, sorry, Patreon uses Vimeo. Yeah, and Vimeo will take you down a lot of times because even on a Patreon, well, Sam gets a little crazy. So that's what we want. I want crazy. So Sam,

Sam goes crazy with conspiracy theories and I debunk them. By the way, I'm losing all the time because I made up the show. There are, yes, he did. He goes, I got it. I came up with the entire concept. Now what we're doing,

because it's gotten really popular. It's gotten, thank you. It's gotten very popular on Patreon and now Rock fan. It's getting there. We're taking, we got 55 episodes. I'm listening. 55 episodes. We're going to take from episode one all the way to 55 and release one, just audio,

on everywhere you can get podcasts, starting with the first one, right? So the old one, the problem is we can't release it on YouTube because they're like, you guys. Well, audio you can do. So what, hey, that's right. You not get censored. But on Vimeo, they take it down. A lot of times, too, they'll take it down.

So we have to do. Even on. Yeah, but that's why we go to Rothen. We have to go to Rothen because. No, you can watch everything on Rothen. That's insane, dude. It's what, it's a fact. That is, it is insane.

So, you know, like, we'll talk to. about pegging, I'm sure this fucks us, when we talk about pegging or what steroids, that will alert YouTube and then I can't, like, if I want to put money behind it, promote the show, YouTube won't let me. It's crazy. It's worse than TV now.

It's like the internet used to be the Wild West, but what's happening is there are platforms now that are moving, that realize this, and things like Rock Finn, which a lot of people are going to, which is why I... But Spotify video doesn't censor unless you're Alex Jones.

I don't know. Spotify is pretty loosey-goosey, right, Jen? As far as I know, so far. But if they barely started doing video, right? If you do ads on TikTok, if you do ads on Facebook or whatever, if you have, if you even bleep your bad words, the algorithm catches it.

And then you can get demonetized and trying to get it back as a motherfucker. And then you get a checkmark on your page. It's a nice, man. And you get three check marks. They literally, like, you know, we've had this page for eight years. They were really just wipe it.

That's a disaster. Take it out. Take it out. Take it on the episode. No, the entire page. It will shut your shit down. Really? Yes, and that's a disaster.

But, like, you're debunking things. Sam's all for it, though. Sam believes it. That's what's great about Sam. Sam will be like, the problem with him. You one of my favorite one? The Ice Cube one, where he was like, Ice Cube is a FBI informant that started getting there.

He's right. No, he's right. No. The podcast is fucking. Oh, well. No. I'll tell you. Well, do you know about Hillary Clinton being,

a lizard? What the fuck are you talking about? No, here's the problem. With the conspiracy, so Sam cracks me up. The reason it's great, it's so much fun it's because Sam's so fucking hilarious. He's also hilarious. A lot of times we do the podcast and it's just, I'm like, let's just

bullshit today. I love so. Because Sam will be like, well, Hillary Clinton worship Satan and drinks baby blood. And so does the Queen Elizabeth. I'm like, what? And oh, Hitler was a Roth child and still alive. Do you have any evidence of this? Well, you can't go to

You can't, but YouTube does it. That was bought up. Yeah, so if you bring up, they're like, no, Google's bought by the, you know, the elites and the... I go crazy. Oh, so when you try to Google this every reason. He's like, of course you're not going to find it. Well, then here, how do you guys...

Elit's on Google. Look, look, look. Here's a duck, duck, dog. I have a theory on all of it. Okay. All right, duck, d'clock. Is it duck, duck, though? Yes, duck, dog.

But I have a theory on all this. It's a really interesting. We have, we have Magoville. We have wokeville. Yeah. Right? We have the woke. we have the maga.

We have most of us trying to get to work in the middle. Kind of like... I'd say 90%. Yeah. But you also have the conspiracy theory people.

Yeah. And most people have lost their faith in mainstream media most or a lot of people. But then there's a lot of people that, like, I swear by CNN

or swear by Fox. Okay? I would say that's woke versus... Would they call those people sheeple? Yeah. But it's really interesting,

but it's really interesting to see how this woke thing, this crazy cancel culture, woke thing. that's really sensitive. It's mostly young people under 30. It's it's it is a religion. It is a form of religion. Think about it. They don't question. You were saying woke is a form of yeah. The church used to practice exorcisms. They would get the demon out of you. Or they would say

you're a witch, you own cats, you talk to yourself, you have to be burned at the stick. Or they would excommunicate you. It's exactly what the woke community does. But go on that, like the excommunicate you from the village was basically like canceling you from social media. Exactly. So we can't kick you out of the village now. So what we're going to do is take away your voice on social media and YouTube. And your ability to make a living.

Same thing as kicking you out of the village. And you can't make a living. So you have to go over there and you don't get to be part of anything. Right? And that's, but that is. Why you grab me? I'm listening, dude. Get your avatar or...

Avatar. Whatever hand is, whatever here, um... Get your avatar hand on it. Get your avatar hand on it. Anabar Avatar, say shit to me. You look like an avatar of your old self, all tight and purple. But what were you saying, right? I don't even know anymore because that felt so good, but I got confused.

You were saying it's a modern-day witch hunt. It is. It's people who want to feel pure, people who want to feel like they can purify society, create a utopia, no racism, break down all the lines. That's not nitty. We were talking last time with Chrissy Dee. He goes, you know how insane the world would be. if we did it. There's no racism. He's like, what would they do?

Like, if everything was fair. There's a race already. Everything's fair. Like, all the... Well, Chrissy D goes, what would we do? No, but also, here's my joke, and but this is true. You can say anything you want about communism. You want to make everything equal. The problem is there are only so many seats at the front of the fucking plane.

Life, if life's a cow, you're going to run out of steak, then you get to hamburger, then you get to sausage. Somebody's going to be holding the lips in the asshole at the end of the day. You know, nobody wants to... And nobody wants to chew that hard. And I'll eat ass. But that's what happens. I want that well done.

As long as... I will eat out. Right. Yeah. Of course you... Now, you're missing the point, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you... We're talking about the cow.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I saw where you were going. As long as you have good shit and bad shit, as long as there's a better view, the people that know how to gain the system are going to get the better view, whether that's capitalism or communism. It's never been different.

You're not going to create equality by enforcing, you know, a central body to make everything equal. Hey, you know what I find impossibly hot? Candice Owens. I wonder what that is. Dinner podcast. Just a boss. lady, huh? She's beautiful and smart. Outer, right? Hot. Smoke.

You never seen Kenneth Owens? Really? Or you have or no? Yeah. I don't know what that face is. You don't think she's attractive? She's so smart, too. I'm going to say, no. Her husband is a blonde? He's a blonderous. It's the first time you ever said no. I know. That's him so shocked. Gross. What? Where's the blonde and blue eyes? She has a flat ass? Hey, you look great there.

I'm a good looking kid. Did you die that top baby? What did you do to the beard and the hair there? I didn't die it. You look good. Maybe it's a filter? No, short hair. That's a filter.

Is that all the... Is that natty? That's natty. I'm just, uh, I look like... You got yourself a little seat there? I look exactly like a 54-year-old man. Yeah, there you do. How old is Candace?

30-something? 31, 32. No. She's younger than me? She's young. You know what? I'm too dumb for her. She's very smart.

I know. I'm too dumb. She'd constantly be teaching me. She loves to laugh, though. I had her laughing. I know. She came into your show? She's 32.

Yeah, her man is just, he's a smart lad. Her man's a very handsome guy. I knew it. Long blonde hair from Britain and speaks of course to the Quincy. You know what? I bet it sounds better. I bet it sounds better dating her than it actually is.

It might be a nightmare. Oh, he's okay. I don't know. She seemed really cool. He's a LA4. He's a LA4. Yeah, he's a LA4. He looked good in person.

Really? Yeah. He looks like shit there. And he's humble. But he's humble. He has no problem taking a back seat. He's humble. Like he kind of supports her and helps her out.

Well, you, well, yeah, you have to. She's a boss, dude. You're not gonna, you know what I'm saying? No. Like, if they're walking down an alley, he's fucking snuggling up to her. 100%. But I think he comes from, like, British money royalty. Dude, he's a lord.

Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm a lord. Oh, yeah, you got to call him Lord Brendan now. I didn't tell you I'm a lord. I own land in England. I did not know that. Some fan in England. bought it for me. So I'm Lord Brendan. They bought.

No, he came up and he was in Naples. Yeah, yeah. You said some fan in England. I thought he was from England, but came in. No, no, no, no, no, he was American. Oh, he just bought it in? Yeah, he brought it in. Either way, I'm a Lord.

Either way, he's certified Lord. Call me Lord. Come on, man. Come on, dude. Don't make me be judged. I've seen in a while. Hey, I'm sorry. Yeah, he'd been threatening me with violence via text.

He just says, I could kill you, me, very easily, bare hands. Randomly. How do you respond? to that. Randomly. Did I... Go to social media, Chen.

You post on social. Oh, that's right. People think we're serious. You do? Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Right there. Look at this.

Brian, I've never been stronger. I did 315, 10 times 335 by 6, then 225. You bench 225, 22 times. I could kill you. So easy right now. Kill, bare hands you, whenever I want. I like how you just... You don't respond to you with text.

He didn't respond to you with text. He didn't respond. He didn't respond. I went. Bear hands. didn't respond. You. Didn't respond whenever I want.

And then finally he goes, dude! I know, yeah. John Anick. You loaded him up. I love it. Would they call him? Oh, John Annik. Palomarly's on there.

True. I have a question. Yes. Your boy from Poland. Tall. Young? No. The guy who knocked out...

Czech Republic, you fuck. Sorry. He knocked out best-looking women in the world. I heard Croatia. Yeah. That's what, too. As well, Croatia.

Kind of all the same. Croatia and the Czech Republic. Have I been there? No. I'm going to say this now. Prague. Best looking women on the planet. You're talking about my boy, Yuri now.

Now, this guy, now here's my, can I make it? I want to say one thing about it. And I want to see if you agree. Very impressed. Your finger has all the wrinkles, sir. Dude. Look, man, time doesn't speak. bro. Hey, Andrew, I mean, Luke.

No, Christian. Christian. Luke. Andrew slash Christian. Daddy hasn't been back in a while. We got a new staff, dude. I know. You know we're leaving the studio as well, and I'm not going to send you that address. Hey, guys.

Sagebrush. You come in here, there's just blank wall. I know. What are we going to say about Yuri, though? Yuri knocked out Dominic Reyes. He's creative. He's a badass. He's a stud.

World champion. Here's the thing. He's a world champion. He's a world champion. Kickboxing, K1? MMA. Yes. Yeah, one championship world champion.

Yes. Or Risen, sorry, Risen. Okay, here's the thing. Risen, not one championship. He gets hit, though. He does get hit. And I thought to myself, you get hit. It's alarming.

It's alarming. Reyes hits hard, too, though, and he does hit hard. He does hit hard. And Volkan also landed on. That worries me, too. It worries me, too, because he's unorthodox. He does that stuff, but. You want to bet right now?

That he beats Yon? And he'll be an underdog, too. I don't know his wrestling. What is his wrestling and submission game? Well, I mean, I don't think it's great. Reyes took him down. Okay. And Dominic, I mean, Yon will double-leg the shit out of a la, is he?

Yeah? Or no? No. No, no. And you say, he's way big in this. He's a lot bigger. He's a lot bigger. He's huge, dude.

He does seem. Yeah, you want to bet. He's my favorite fight right now. You want to bet? Let's bet on the show. I can't bet against, I think he's beat. No, take Yon. No, see, I think Yon's the worst match up for him.

Yon hits hard, man. I know that. I know. So, bet on it. Let's just bet on it. Here's what I'm going to bet on. If he fights Yon, if he bites Yon, if he bites Yon, can daddy, oh, ho.

Daddy's doing Sundays. You know what it's funny? When he said $1,000, when he said $1,000, I went like this. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to pay him. All right, we'll do $1,000. Let's do $100. And he beats, and if he beats John Jones, if John comes down to 205 to get his thing back, he won't. He won't.

He won't beat John. He won't. John's a different story. John at light heavy weight's not even in a conversation anymore. He's put on so much weight for him to go back down to light heavy. He's 260 or something? Yeah, he's huge. He's 260?

He's huge, but he's a big guy anyway. So he's usually watching around like 230, 2.40. But the thing is about John is he, you know, he only has a few fights left. He's going to get paid and fight at heavyweight. But the only way John would come down in light heavyweight is if Yon goes on like this 10 fight, like, winning streak. And they're like, oh, he's the greatest lightweight ever, heavyweight ever. Then John would go, really? I'm going to go back down and beat the fuck out of him.

That's what's going to happen. Yeah. Like someone would have to go on some historic run. The thing about Yon is, and not saying he's 205, but he did lose a lot. Early on he did. I was never, I'll be, I've never been that sold on him. And I think Yeri does beat him. But I'm curious to your point, if Yuri were to land on him with that power, like what happened?

Because, you know, Yon hits so hard. I was going to say, if Yon, I noticed he got hit a lot. And if Yon sits down as much as much as much. But you know what you're interested about Yeri? And he did get wobbled. He got wobbled. Here's the thing about Yuri. Not a scratch on his face.

No swelling, nothing. I know. I know. And here's the other thing I've done. First team, all body too. He also, yes. All body. That body won't quit.

That body won't quit. How much to wash my car? And this? How much to wash my car? And the hair, dude? Yeah, I love that. Now, did he repost me today? Yeah, he did.

He did? You said great things about him. Yeah, I love him. Well, he's the most entertaining, he is. He is a giant. Tony Ferguson. He fights just like Tony Ferguson.

He's a lot of fun to watch. His chin's insane, dude. But he got wobbled. How long will that chin last? And that's the thing. Jan is going to, Jan will hit him if he's not careful. Now, here's the thing, though.

You say he didn't have any thing. But he's very, he's very good at this. He's rolling shots. He's like when you get it, he's just at the edge of the pockets. He's not taking full shots. This is why I ride with him. Now remember, too,

he's had offers to sign with UFC before. And he went, no, no, let me get the experience on my belt. this is so smart. I wish I did this. He goes, let me get the experience on my belt fighting over here at Risen. And then once I'm ready,

I want him to the UFC and contend right away. That's my game playing. So he has like 30 fights. How old is he? I don't know. He has like 30 fights and then went to the UFC. Find out how old he is. And he's had two fights

and he's fighting for a world title. Like that's the way it should be done. He's born in 1999, by the way. All right, so he's 30. 28, 28. 28. Dude, that's young. That's very young.

He's not even his prime yet, dude. And Jan is 45? No, Jan is older. Yon's older, yeah. Yon's been in there for a while. I just like his movement over Yons, man. But if anyone's, every bit of 38. Okay, so that's, listen, all due respect.

It might be time for the new lion to come in. It's not taking nothing away from Yon. He's awesome. Lions from the Czech Republic. Now, I don't know if lions live out there, they don't. They don't. But they're in zoos. And they're in zoos.

I'm sure there's a couple of zoos in the Czech Republic. I mean, there is a Eurasian lion, I suppose. Yeah, I guess. Part of the Eurasian land map. He's a fucking... You think so? Technically, I guess it could wander down from somewhere. He's a stud, though.

He's a stud. He's a stud. Yeah. He's a stud. There are a couple... The most impressive fighter to me in a weird way is Pietriyan. I just got on that train. After the...

Because I thought Sterling would be a nightmare of a matchup for him. And after watching, I'm like, oh, fuck, he's doing whatever he wants to Sterling. And how they got a rematch. I know. Sterling had surgery, too. Yeah. Oh, did you see the Nate Diaz fight fell off? You see that, Jen?

Yeah, that sucks. Injury, but they just pushed it to June, which is a bummer. June 16 or something like that. I'm hoping the Canelo Saunders fight. That's fight's happening. Because they're talking about the ring problem? No, that's happening. All right.

That's happening. Now, does Daddy want to go to Miami with me if I do do the Logan Paul fight? I do. What is that? June 6. Now, you fit in Miami. Now, Logan Paul's doing his camp, Dominican Republic. So I'm going to have to go there.

You should have your old friend, Brian Callum, with you. Yep, you got to carry my bag, though. What? You got to earn your key, dad. Like this with locked knees and waiting. But I want you in a suit. In a suit? So hot.

So hot. How hot it's Miami? And you allow me one napkin. And I hire someone else, and I'm super mean to him. I'm fucking, wear me off. Dude, hey, you know, Chappelle's never been in Miami, so we did my Miami Improv. And you know Jay, Jay's not been there either. He's such a tourist. He's like, let's walk down

South Beach. So we fuck it. Oh, man. We can look more L.A. We're all in jeans. I was in sweatpants. Yeah. I think best-looking women in the world, sir. Everyone has asses. Everyone. Well, let me say it again. Been alive a long time. That's my favorite city

in Florida. Best looking women in the world. I like Naples. I got to go with Miami. Naples is my favorite city. You know, I had such a... It's more my vibe. I know. It's classy. A lot of Not uncommon to see in $60 million house. Well, you know, it's the richest in Florida. I didn't know how wealthy it was there.

And you know they have hands down, no lie. I think it's Rev, where's the car shop? Is it called Rev? Oh, that Porsche. You have the number one car collection, most valuable car collection, North America there. So when you sent me your boys' cars, this car shop, it's like Jay Leno leaves his cars there, Adam Carolla. I thought I was sitting in that. So the guy took us around.

And I go, how much is that car? And he goes, we got an offer for $30 million. The owner turned it down. And I go, that one, he goes, there's only one in the world. It's the first Lamborghini ever. And then he had another one that was in Lamar's and it was only one of one. I go, how much is that? And he goes, you keep asking me this man?

He goes, priceless. He's like, literally priceless. Because he goes, they offered, no, someone offered them a hundred mil for one of them. I don't remember which one it was. I go to this house in the Beverly Hills and I was at a dinner. And I sit in a car. and I sent him with the video. I just sit in it.

Look, that's it right there. Yeah. Jay forces to go there. Rev Institute. Yeah, Pedro. The car I said, and I thought it was worth about $800,000. No, no.

And Brennan goes, that's worth 20 mil easy. Easy. Yeah, at least. At least. And the guy drives it to get coffee and drives it around. It's nuts.

Like, those cars were nuts. But that's the kind of car? You wouldn't like that car. Because it's... I would. I would. I would. I would.

But would you drive it? Oh, yeah. You drive it. That one sick. Because if, If I could afford it. Who gives the fuck? What is it about that that you get? It's just like, I like stuff other people don't have.

Like my GT2RS, like not many people, a few other people have them, but they don't have it tuned in. So it's your competitive nature? It's not even that. I just don't want what everyone else has. You know? Like I don't want a Tesla now because now Tesla's become the new fucking Prius. Like everyone has one. I don't want the standard career because all agents and CA have them.

My lease is up soon. I might get a different car. What are you thinking? Nothing is easy. You're getting another Tesla? I don't think so. You're not into fast cars, no. I like Tesla's because they're quick.

They're so easy. They have that plat addition. It was like 0.60, like, I don't know, fucking. This car's already fast enough. Yeah. But I'm just lazy. No gas. And no lag.

And I don't turn it all. Get in, get out. Safe as shit. Boom, really fast. Yeah. I remember Brian was one of the first one of the Tesla. I'm like, this thing has the automatic driver. He sure does.

We weren't going down to Bray or something. He puts it on. It's all f f f f f. Oh my God, dude. Dude, we were at one in Miami. And I finally forgot how to do the manual, you know, the automatic driving. So I click out telling something. And I go, we're going like 90 miles down the highway down that.

You remember that? What? Remember we're in the Tesla SUV? Oh, no, you didn't come there. That was Palm Beach. That was Tampa. Oh, it's Tampa. Yeah, I was in Denver.

Yeah, I was in Tampa. I get the Tesla SUV. I've never driven one. I want to see what it's like. So we use that app, Toro. So I get the Tesla SUV. and I figured it out, me and you were trying to figure out, finally figured it out. We're on like

90 down like that skinny highway that's over the water. I just click and I take my hands off, no one noticed. I'm like, oh shit, it's drive itself. So I just trying to go, you guys, the thing is about this. I was like, no, no. I'm like, the thing. And it's just doing it's thing, man. I was like, this is sick. Is yours work now? Here's a problem, though. Lex

Friedman, who designed all of it for Tesla? I didn't know that. Yeah, Lex Friedman is the guy who designed it at MIT. He's an MIT professor, Black Belt, Guter, and Jiu-Jitsu. And he designed it. He basically, he's the guy, the brains who was like, do this, this. Oh, wow. And on Rogan, Rogan goes, so if it, and he goes, not if, when it malfunctions. When? That's trouble. Keep your hands on the wheel. That's from the guy who designed it. And I went,

oh. Well, you see about people dying pretty frequently. But then also, I'll also see guys in L.A. snoring, going down the highway at 90. Instead of sleeping. Yeah, I'm like, good for you. Straight of sleeping. Yes. That's a lot of. Do you see Elon Musk, who's hosting Saturday Life this weekend? But you see Elon Musk talking about Mars? He's like, yeah, a lot of people are going to die, man. Everyone gets all that's sad, but he's like, I mean, dude, what we're trying to do? Who knows?

A lot of shit happens. A lot of people are there. Everyone's like, he's so incensed. He's like, no, you got to crack a few eggs making an omelet, man. He doesn't want to get to Mars. Some fucking bitches are going to die, man. A lot of smart people are going to die. Because you're not sending just Joe Schmo up there.

Like, some of the most brilliant minds are beyond those first fucking jet. I don't want to fucking going on. and Conspiracy Social Club, you wouldn't have gotten to the first sentence because Oh, flatters. Start talking about, no, I'm going to be saying. Start talking about, start talking about Elon Musk. Well, Elon Musk. Liar. Lyer. Lyer. Mentioned NASA.

Well, with NASA. Nazis, Nazis. Now, they're right about that. But they're right about that. Because we did take the German Nazis, their smartest, rocket scientists, and then hired them at NASA. They built a rocket division. Also, also not, not the scientists in NASA are not anymore.

No, they're gone. They died because they were 40 when we took them. And that was in the 40s. So they would be a hundred years old. We have a, I did a podcast on the Conspiracy Social Club where I had a flat earther. He was so ready. He was so prepared. Like he actually believes.

And I go, but where is the, he goes, well, there's a rim of ice around. And that's why nobody's been there. I go, what's beyond it? And he goes, we don't know. I was like, why wouldn't you just fly? He goes, I don't know. So all the pilots are in on it. every pilot?

Oh, that's what I said. I go, so when you do a flight parent, you're taking account... Chin, bring up flat Earth, realizes Earth isn't flat. The guy... He saw him, he shot him last time. No, I told him about last time.

He was trying to prove his point that Earth is flat when the sun comes up and it goes up and down, and there's supposed to be no curve, and there's a curve, and he goes, ah, fuck. By the way, Rogan is not... I mean, I'm sorry, what's his name? Sam Trippley is not a flat Earther. Oh, he's not?

But there are guys... I think Eddie's the Flat Earther. Yeah. Conspirate theories are all over the place. Some of my favorite people are a flat-earthers. Like, I love Eddie. I love Sam. Sam's not a flat-erth, though. Well, he's, you know. It's so weird. He's touching the line of flat-earth.

It was on World Star. Yeah, I'm not seeing it. It's so interesting. It's been, it was put to rest in that. You're in Nashville a lot, huh, B? I'm doing Nashville May 19th. But you're always out there. You're always out.

Well, because I do the, so me and Steve Byrne. And Steve lives there? Why don't you link up with Josh Woff? He lives there. I do. The last live podcast we did was with Joshua. And we did one with Nate Bargotsie, who's great. How funny is he?

He's so funny. He's so funny. We're doing it. It's a live podcast. We do this live podcast in Zanis. I've seen the clip. Yeah, May 19th, by the way, Zanis, get your tickets. But we do this live podcast.

And Bargotsky shows up. Bartgotsky can just literally, I'm pulling rabbits out of a hat and doing whatever I can. Nate can say like three words in a monotone word and destroy. He's just like, I don't know. I don't really have anything. He only did 30 minutes for his special, right? The Netflix one did it? Did he do 30 with Netflix?

I thought it was a 30. He did it during the pandemic. Yeah, he said on the podcast, he said, I went on stage and usually after the first one, they're like, you got it, just do another one for safety. And they all had masks with threw him off, you know. He just couldn't hear him laughing. I think I'm doing terrible. And so he gets, he comes back on.

They go, we definitely didn't get it the first time. We definitely did not get it. You got to get it the second time. Oh, I lied. I lied. One hour. Yeah, they've only done a few 30-minute specials. Yeah.

Oh, no, he does have a 30-minute on there. It's an older one. It was with the degenerates, I think. He's a great guy, man. I love the guy. He's great. I love Nate. He's one of my favorite people in comedy.

Yeah. How about New York announced that they're opening up May 15th, or like theaters? Everything. 100% full capacity let's go new york what i sent that to shultz i went get the fuck i'm so sick of your miami ass get the fuck back to new york and he goes we go on baby and posted the date oh that's great i was like l a opening two and he goes nope he's doing miami proper and and and that and that hilarious underwear ad was just like the most expensive underwear ad did you see it his ad yeah i didn't see

he did he did a video with jelly roll about opening up oh my he did he did a he did a video a commercial for uh for a yonis or something yeah like it's a new underwear and he goes this is the most expensive underwear i watch this shit it's the most expensive underwear ad what look at how expensive this is because we shot the most expensive underwear app hey shut the fuck up oh this is for uh sponsors yeah uh testa rosa that's his g wagon by the one is he in underwear this whole time? Yep. Just random crazy shit. Good for him. He's been killing it.

Beastie. There's a few guys that are blown up during this pandemic. Kim, Tim Dillon, and Santino. You just see like this explosion of all these guys. Cream rise. Like everyone has their, funny. Everyone has their moment, right? Yeah. Just ride.

Yeah, all monsters. Yeah. All monsters. Been out of a long time. Just keep doing the work. Yeah. We're in Austin. How was that?

What do you think? So let me get your honest take on where everybody's- Let me ask you. Would you, well, a lot of, you know, obviously, Theo bought a house in Nashville, and he flies back every three weeks. But, you know, Theo goes, man, this place is small, man. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's Nashville. Like, it's a, you know, there's kind of,

I guess when you visit, it feels like this big city vibe. But once you're there, like, think about it, dude. Like, compared to L.A.? Like, you're used to L.A. daddy. Look, L.A. has a lot of problems. But as a lot of smart people say. don't bet against LA because you got sunshine

and finds it's way back and my father said to me I said yeah California I think LA's going to be it's not going to be it's down the pit my father said yeah people have been saying that since the 50s you know that I've been hearing that I've been hearing that as long as I've been alive like Los Angeles

it's a popular thing to do right like hate on hate on New York like the two biggest bad of cities in the world it's a very big diverse economy and oh by the way it's always 75 and breezy. That's pretty cool. And you want to go mountain,

you want to go hiking, you want to go to the beach, what do you want to do? And as far as the home thing, there's a federal judge that just ordered the county of Los Angeles, the city of Los Angeles,

to do something about their Skid Row. I mean, oh shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, they're in, something has to be done. Yeah. But were you really considering moving beat?

Like I went to Austin, me and Chappelle touched down, and we were driving around and towards the end trip, I go, Chappelle, could you move out of any? He's like, mm-mm. He goes, because you aren't, I don't think so, man.

Where Austin? Austin. Yeah, I don't think I could do it. I love to, if I were to ever be. Austin's fun as fuck, though. I have a great time. LA's in my blood, man. I love LA.

But if I was ever to leave, it would be, I love to, I have a Texas tattoo. If I were to go anywhere, I love Texas. I love to go anywhere, I love Texas. What people don't realize. I like Dallas. What people don't realize about Austin is that it's small.

It's not a big, it's not as big as city as people think. It's cool. And it's got great restaurants. It's got a young population. There's a lot to love about him. I think Rogan's going to, you know, he's definitely put him on the map in the comedy scene. You got to remember Texas was a big comedy scene back in the day. Listen, Rogan could open up a fucking comic club in Saudi Arabia.

It's going to do well. But that's Joe Rogan. For these other guys, like, you're not Rogan, dude. Also, Rogan has been in L.A. for 30 years. Made his name here for him to move out there and save millions and millions on taxes. Makes all the sense of the world. For you other guys who couldn't even make in L.A., seems to be more opportunities out there.

Maybe. And I hope it works out. It's just not for me. And I would send you houses. I'm like, dude, I flew out there. Look at a house with my girl. We went out there, tried to decide. And we touched it.

I'm like, it just doesn't feel right. Like, I feel like the money I'd save on taxes, I would lose on my shows. Because I wouldn't have the same guests. I want the same vibes. The same staff. There's a reason LA has been the sort of show business capital of the world forever. I got to be honest.

I thought you would move me during all this. I thought you would get out. No. Oh, you're not going to move around? here and my ex is here and they're not in any rush to move anywhere. So my life is way more complicated, you know. Maybe I would have, maybe I had a fantasy of it. You know, there's this tendency when COVID and this state was shut down, homeless and all the other shit. You just kind of want to get away. Maybe I would have, but there's also something about, I think the hardest thing about being

an artist or a comic, let's just say for us, honestly, is always staying inspired to write new shit and I think that requires a certain amount of discomfort, a certain amount of some, you got to push back on something. So I wrote an hour, a new hour for during COVID basically, right? And I saw it. It's been a year. It's been a year. No, but I wrote an hour and I, and it was doing really well. And then I looked at it though. I watched it and I was like, I'm going to throw it all away. You're sick of the COVID shit, right? I'm just going to throw it away. No, it's not just COVID too. It's also stuff that where I was like, it works and people laugh, but that's a trick.

It's not as good as I can do. Sometimes that happens too. I don't know. So I don't even know where I'm going with this, but the point is that... You need that fire is what you're saying. I think you need... I don't know.

I just like it here. I'm the same way, man. I just love it. You would go to fucking... You'd go to Austin and Nashville and believe me, that'd be a new set of problems, is what I'm saying.

It's not... There are a lot of people that go to there. Money's not always the answer either. I know you're going to save on money, but sometimes, like, you're trading one thing for another. It's going to even out. It's going to even out.

And a lot of people that have gone to places like Nashville and Austin a lot who go... They regret it. I got buddies who regret it. Me too. Who are like, I want to get back. Especially once we open up. Yeah, things are starting to open up. Yeah, I mean, I've been having a great time here.

I mean, yeah, granted the shit that we all dealt with, like, during the pandemic or whatever. Especially when it first started. He left for a little bit. And then, you know, now he's having. headed back to New York. When they open an album, but there's no point in the statement. What was that shit that David Lucas said about New York in L.A.? He said they're just bad bitches that are on a break or something like that.

Yeah, like that's that, which is a pretty solid, you know, like, yeah, there's just bad bitches on a break. People were saying New York is done and all that. And our buddy Duff Davidoff has a lot of property in that area. And Duff was like, you're going to bet against New York City? No. Really? Yeah.

You can bet against them for a little while, but New York City? I mean, come on. To your point, Bill, been saying this forever. Ever, forever. forever. I will say though that with you're going to vote for Caitlin Jenner? I will not be voting for Caitlin Jenner but I'll like to vote for no I'm definitely not voting for Newson. You're not going to vote. I'm not voting for anybody who's a left wing operative because I think what about what about what about what about what about what

you vote for that San Diego mayor? I don't know enough about I think he's running too yeah I don't know enough about I'll vote for anybody who's pro business and has some sense that's that's Caitlin Jenner pro business she's like but she's like mini Trump I don't think Caitlin Jenner's that intelligent I don't think Caitlin Jenner's that intelligent I I mean, all due respect, can you, I'll wait, but if you could tell me, Caitlin Jenner. Keelaner killed a guy.

She won a woman, I think, right? Or was the guy? Either way, either way, killed a human being. Yeah, in her car. That'd be fun during the date. But here's the thing about Caitlin Jenner. She won a gold medal, I think it was 1976. And in 40, he won a gold medal in 1976,

Bruce Jenner did it. And in 40 years, besides being married to Chris Jenner, who's very intelligent and was a huge. She made a big empire. Hort her daughter up, whatever. But I don't know what he, if you could, and I may be wrong, but what is he accomplished, what is he done, and what has he said that you think is different and interesting or intelligent? Yeah, nothing.

And then he did get a sex change and became a woman, which made news, but is that? I will call this too. I'm talking years before the transition happened, years before Brian goes, oh, Bruce is actually transitioned. And you sat on Rogan, me and Rogan tore into you, made, funny view for hours and it was so much fun. We bullied you. Oh, you already knew this? He knew because he had a fucking

friend who was a mover and was like painting the house or something. No, no, no, I just somebody who knows the family and yeah. And then I, and then a few weeks after I'm at Starbucks in Malibu and I see at the time him and his hair was like long and looking at his nails. I'm like, what if Calhoun's bullshit or not? I'm like,

fuck, that's weird. Those are long nails. Long nails. And then shown up. Like a bracelet. And then show enough. Brian called it, man. Brian, I'm talking five years before she transitioned. And we were like, dude, you're out of your fucking mind. Bruce Jenner, what's wrong with you? And Brian goes, you'll sing.

I'm talking five years. I feel like you're just saying something to say something. Yeah. We lit his ass up. I'll tell you what I do want to do in the new studio. And I talked to Rogan a little bit about this. I'm going to do fight companions. I think we need to crew back together.

Me and Chin talked about we're going to have a whole area dedicated to fight companions. Let's 100% do that. I love that idea. I love it. That'd be fun, right? I'm kind of think, what do you think of this idea? I mean, we'll talk about it on this spot.

I kind of want to, because I know a lot of fight experts and people, I kind of want to do something on a paid thing, I don't know whether it's Rock Finn or whatever, I don't know if Patreon would let me. And I want to, I want to just take boxing at MMA, and I want to interview as many experts as I can.

And then I want to have a food book? No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to do that. Rinkly Diaries? I want to do, I want to do it. Rinkly Diaries. Nope. I want to do this.

And I don't know if this is good. Let him get it out. Let him get it out. I literally want to create. It sounds like you want to take fights and I want to go, who's the best to bet on? It'll be a betting channel. And I want to, I'm going to recommend the most educated, you know, based on. Well, you can get betters on?

You ever interviewed a better? Not better. So I want to get experts. And then I just say, this is what the experts say and here's why. But the experts are the, are you talking about experts like coaches and stuff? Or you're talking about like actual betters? No, no, coaches. Coaches and stuff like that.

People who know the game. That'd be cool. I don't know. It'd be an interesting idea because I was like, I want to, because you're pretty good. What's your record betting was? The only time, like, you know, I have my deal with Draft Kings. The last pay for you was the only one I've lost, but since I've signed the deal with them, I've gone, I think, five or five chin or something like that.

You went all the parleyes in it. Like five out of six on parlays. Wow. Pretty impressive. I mean, it's all right. You know, the parley's, like, you know, so you got to pick three fighters to win, and they boost the odds to win. So if you bet 100, you win 300. So all three have to win, but I'll throw like one dog in there, but the rest of the rest of,

were heavy favorites. Like I picked Usman. I forget who it was. Like Usen, I forget. I forget too. But I usually take like a few of the favorites and then one dog. Rose was a surprise. Yeah or no? You always said she's the best after. She's a monster. Rose,

I wouldn't say it was surprised because she's a terrible matchup for Wang Zayli. Zang Waili. Why is she a terrible matchup? Because Wayli's like, it's kind of like Yeri versus Yon. Like, Wei is very traditional. And Rose just moves, man. She's long, and she's a nightmare for it.

Yeah. Nightmare. Yeah. But to me, it's all here for Rose. If she's here, she's best in the world. If she's not, you know, she gets spiked on her head. She's like, she's like water, man. She's incredible.

That cake was insane. Oh, front foot roundhouse kick. Like a straight of Taekwondo, front foot roundhouse kick. Right in the back of the jock. Do you see her comments, though? They vote red, leave them dead or what the fuck she said? No. Better off dead than red.

What? She's just, what? If we're into Zhang, you know, obviously being communist country. That's an old-school communist thing. That's an old-school American thing. Better dead than red. So that's what she said. But then she got a bunch of flack for it because,

obviously, Zhang, she's never saying anything politically. And you can't because she'll go missing. If anything. So you're assuming, you're assuming that she is siding with the government. You can't because she'll go missing, which is fucking true. Why doesn't anybody, why don't all these... That's real shit? But why don't these woke, why doesn't the woke community or just the, like the Democratic Party

you're at why don't they talk about how how outrageous china is like what they're doing you you only want to clean your house right like you only saw the problems your house so it's the problems are over there but rogan had a guy and his last name's rogan as well and he worked as a journalist in china when dude it will you listen that podcast it will scare the fuck out of you bet he talks about how these journalists like spoke out just went missing or got putting into concentration camps well dude i shot a movie there i had to do a fun can i had to do a retinal scan and i had to have all my finger remember when you did that you're like brennan never come here.

Yeah. And then there's a thing. You will not, you are not allowed to say anything about the government. And you know they edit the movie. And you're given a phone. And you know the version we get here,

like for the movies? There's a different version out there. They edit it. So like, let's say a Chinese person gets kicked in the face by someone from like Thailand or Korea. How about this? They edit,

reshoot it so the Chinese person will win. I was playing an agent, an FBI agent who had to arrest a Chinese national. Yeah. And they go, there's no way you're putting that in the script. So I had a whole. So I had a whole chase scene through Beijing, through the old city of Beijing.

It was going to be a nightmare because it was in the summer. I was going to have to run, jump, jump on a thing. There was a whole thing, but I was going to do it, right? And so I was like, fuck, it's going to be like, that's going to be a long week of shooting this thing. And they go, it's not happening. What do you mean? And they go, you won't be in China as long as you think because the government

would not allow an American to arrest a Chinese person on film. Hey, what about rush hour? well as America right that was different time oh you say this was filmed in China yeah they're in Chinese government

yeah partially financing so what about big trouble in little China Kurt Russell was fine well sir I was filmed in Hollywood

I was filmed in Hollywood and that was China town we can do our shit then it's crazy huh that's crazy that's insane or how about how about LeBron

talking about equal rights and with this this and it's like but Bubba you what about Well, you're not going to talk about China in the concentration camps? And you're talking about human rights? What about that?

He's taking a lot of flak for his. Oh, dude, he's complete. Oh, why? Because I don't know what he's talking about. Why? Because he carries a book, a Malcolm X book to the arena. And one of the journalists goes, hey, man, what's your favorite chapter? What's your favorite thing about Malcolm X in there?

And they realize he's always on the first page. You know what he says? He goes, uh, dude, interesting guy. Say that much. No. What? That was your takeaway? Yeah.

Maybe not a big reader. Well, the cop shot that girl in the false character. She was stabbing. She was trying to kill another, like the black gal. She was 16-year-old trying to kill another 16-year-old gal who was black. And she was trying to stab her. Correct. Kill her.

Yeah. And so the cop. And the cop shot the black girl trying to kill the other black girl. Yes. But then they want to void that cop. But it was okay if the black girl kills the other black girl. Either way, he saved a black girl's life. Did you have that white woman who's messing with that Mexican cop?

Did you see that? Oh, I saw it like front headlines stuff. You're not seeing this? It's beautiful. Please bring that up, Chin. Please bring that up. You know my father-in-law is a cop and it's a fucking, it's a nightmare. Watch how this woman treats this.

Was it a Mexican woman? It was a white woman. She's a college professor apparently or a teacher. Not anymore. Well, I hope not because she's an awful person. Did you ever see the cop who did the prank on LeBron? Yes, and he got suspended. It's so funny though.

But you know, Go fund me 400 grand. Yeah, I love that. Yes, you are, ma'am. Good morning. Which is, and the speed limit is 40, and I was going 38, so why are you harassing me? You're correct. I pulled you over because... Oh.

Oh. You can't be on your cell phone while you're driving. I was recording you because you scared me. You can't use your cell phone while you're recording. May I have your driver's license? It's at my apartment. What's your apartment? It's at my home.

I'm just taking my sense of his... Do you have what? your driver's license? I, if I mistakenly left it at home. Do you have a picture of your driver's license? Yes, I do. May I have it? And can you call your supervisor please?

I already did, he's on his way. Good, because you're a murderer. And so you're giving me a cell phone ticket? Is that why you're harassing me? Not harassment, I am enforcing the law. I have a right to and record the police when they're harassing me. By all means, but you can't do it while you're driving. I would, I can, I wasn't, didn't text,

texting or none of that. Do you have, you had a picture? And you scared me and made me think you were gonna murder me. What the shit? Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Well, that's not just a feeling, you're a murderer. You know, damn. Sure.

Thank you. And I'm perfectly legal, and I'm a teacher. So there. Congratulations. Why is she so hostile? I can't see that there. Well, here you go, murder. Shit.

Zoom in on that for me, right? No, because you're scaring me. Oh, well, they're threatening to kill me and my son. What the hell? Okay. I'll tell you what, you keep smiling, you on camera. You're trying to threaten to kill me. What?

Is this your car? Yes, it is. You're trying to say I stole my own car because you're jealous. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm so irritated right now. You wait for me right here. It'd be hard not to taste that bitch. It's your signature.

He's only citing you for using your cell phone while you're driving. That's it. Hey go, ma'am. For him being a Mexican racist, what is that name? Yeah. Sign the citation, ma'am. Here you go. What?

You're always going to be a Mexican. You'll never be white, you know. Oh my God, this woman. I hate white people so much. There you do, dear. I don't think she's white. She's black. She's so fucked.

She's not black. She's not black. She's not white. She looks. She looks. That's a white. Christian. Christian?

Hey, little maggis. Let's take a seat. That's a black woman. No, she's not white, man. That's not one of us. No, it is. She's all year.

Mexican racist. He goes, that's black. She is a horrible human being. Horrible. And by the way, that's not that uncommon. You just get this fucking awful people in the world. Dude, the stories I hear, it's insane. And that's why body cams are a good idea. Because you capture real shitheads in the world. Yeah, most of the time.

All right, one other current gets you. Okay. Look, it says West Delhi College, too. Damn. No, that's where Maliquet. Yeah, I was just. I play basketball there. All right.

That's what he said. But then we found out. Okay. So Bill and Melinda Gates are officially going to start getting a divorce. They have a separation agreement. They don't have any pre-ups. But they have an idea of how they want to... I mean, $70 billion.

Should we get $70 billion? $70 billion. She's single? Oh, speaking of which a bunch of people have been posting their DMs to Bill Gates, saying like, hey big head with hard. Your boy, Mark Harley, he did it today. He did it early today. He said, hey, big head?

Yeah, with the hard eyes. White big head. Oh, that's like a form of flirting, like negging. Like, hey, big head. Like, what's up, ugly? That's a way that some people are weird. What's up, you piece of shit? Hard eye.

No, it means it actually means you're hot. What's up? You're warped with eyes? Yeah, I don't like that. It's the updated form of negging, being mean to somebody and trying to flirt. What's negging? Ngging.

That's what it is. It's like. a backhanded compliment saying like oh you're pretty for a big girl could she have any better skin could cat have better skin that's why she's popping only fans though unbelievable it's my skin yeah it's her skin what's i want to support you but i can't go on that i can't do that all right estimated separate their estimated 130 billion well how how much did jeff basil's wife because they didn't yeah she's the richest woman in the world how much she got a lot she's the richest woman in the world and she's giving most her money away yeah but also we have that billion

Okay, got to yeah, but also do it. Yeah, how much? You couldn't spend that money in In her lifetime, absolutely. 50 lifetime. But she but she but now she's getting now Mrs. Gates is gonna be worth I mean you say she's getting 70 billion B I would imagine So it's yeah 38 35 billion dollars that's for Jeff Bizz's wife you know she she she dates a science teacher Yeah, she also like a normal yeah yeah the science teacher slender D.m's on what's up big bitch and it worked and it worked hard eyes

yeah what's up you big bitch that's how kids talk these days I listen to does she deserve 35 billion no she does she started the company yeah she helped him

he'll admit no I don't know Melinda Gates Melinda but but but his wife is smart as shit yeah no doubt no no no

she started the company you know she would take the tape and then do this on the boxes Hey man. No. She did help box up, but she's like, but she's an intelligent part of the company.

She ran a large part of it in the beginning. She really did when they were 27. Now, now Mrs. Gates, oh, she's a computer programmer. She created,

uh, Melinda Gates was a lawyer. IBM? She was something. I feel like she had a hand in Microsoft, but not necessarily creating Microsoft, the software engine. Very fucking smart.

You'd have to be pretty smart to be with Bill Gates. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they're dating bimbos. No. No. Well,

well, no, Jeff Bezos got with that girl with the cock guy, though. I mean, like, while they were getting successful creating their companies. I think now they're definitely Bimbo stage.

Oh, by the way. This is a hot boy face. I was introduced to the Apple 2 by her father and school teacher. She was a manager. Yeah, she's a beast. Yeah. She graduated valedictorian

from Ursuline Academy in Dallas and you know how good they are. Earned a... Bachelor's. You got her computer science and economics from Duke University. That's no joke. Yeah, she's smart as folk.

No, no. And I'm not saying she's not smart. What I'm saying, Duke's food question. She probably helped out with the company. I'm just so curious. So Big Head smart. Big Head smart. Yeah, Big Head smart. Big Head smart. Big Head is rich as fuck. No, Big Head's going to be the second richest woman in the world. Absolutely. Maybe the richest app, you depend on how it goes down.

Sam Trippley believes that Bill Gates lives in Middle Earth. There I said. And he's right. And he'd be correct on that. I love that. Now, to quote Drake, you weren't with me shooting in the gym, you know? Now, Bill Gates stayed up many nights, creating fucking IBM, right? Many nights. Microsoft. I'm not sure. Microsoft. And she had no part of that? Well, no, because she's not a fucking computer software developer. Didn't it say something

in there about her? Bachelors in computer science, right? Yeah, but she was married to him for 27 years, and she was part of the foundation and stuff like that. She did a lot of stuff. After I guess she became marketing manager with Microsoft. Oh, so it was already created? Okay, cool. Being responsible for a product. Oh, so it was already...

Oh, cool. Yeah, okay. Oh, so he did all the work? Okay. Oh, she left Microsoft that year and reported folks on the family. Okay, just check it. But she'll get She'll get 70 billion. That makes sense. That's super fair. That's a lot of money.

Because that's super fair. Sign me up. As a guy, dude, if you make a mistake and you're rich and you get married, you, dude, the law is not on your side. Am I right? Hey. Do you believe in pre-ups? Yes. But I hear they don't work all the time.

Really? That's what I've heard. Because one of my buddies, he, he and his wife, I did. lawyers make you an airtight pre-num. I didn't have one I would never have done it in my case but you get airtight pre-nows and they'll do it because if you have a business

and other people are employed it protects the business. There's pre-nubs. Well the thing would Yeah, tell the two married guys. I know. This is my buddy who was divorced. I'm just telling what he said. No, it's true. You can get around. Because she said she signed it out of distress.

There's a lot of others. And so that's how he was able to how they were in. So that strategy would be to get you in court so that you go is it worth going through three years of this that i'm going going to have to pay the bills anyway it also depends like if there's kids involved me and my girl ever broke up dude i want her to have all that should take care of the kids i'll live in one bedroom apart yeah that's what kevin hard did with his uh first one yeah yeah that's how you should do that's how you should yeah i mean when there's kids involved it's like

yeah they're more important than you are yeah there's bigger than you what else you got jen you're gonna make your girl sign a pre-up if you guys got married no do you believe in marriage whoa what's this tic-tok oh no sure we're gonna make stevie sign a pre-nup i don't even know if i'm gonna get married but let's say you do if i do let's go out like whoa yeah can't stop looking at the whole high decision i have to tick to you have to you got to protect the feet empire yeah um so ben aflick is a single now he was dating that really really beautiful actress Anna Duh She's in Knives Out

Anyways, he's on Raya now He's on the dating app And a girl matched up with him But she ultimately unmatched Because she was like What of the chances that Ben Affleck Is trying to match with me on Ria Right now?

This is probably somebody Who got through the system And it's fake So she unmatched with him He went out of his way To DM her on Instagram saying Hey, why did you unmatched with me? It's me

And she posted it on TikTok What a cut Damn I would teach me He should have said it's me, Batman. Go down? He says, it's me, Batman. This is the video.

God, girls will do anything for clout men. Her lips are natural. Naveen, why did you unmatch me? It's me. That's Batman. He's a stud. I love Ben Afflin. No, him and J-Lor are hanging out again.

Yeah. There we go. That's what we need. She's into attention, isn't she? I feel like a lot of people on TikTok, there's like a group of people who get famous off of using other famous. She did you a favor. Yeah, she did him a favor.

She is impossibly beautiful. She's beautiful, though. Gorgeous. She's also all about herself, boy. Yeah. She's hot, though. Yeah. Okay.

It makes him crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. That's expensive tail. So, T. Pain is really big on streaming video games on Twitch. And recently, he was playing with a bunch of people on calls. a duty. There was a random guy. We don't know if it's like a kid playing with him or just a random dude who's trying to be fucked up, started calling him the N-word over and over and over, and

over, and he caught it on his stream. He then proceeds to beat the guy who is being racist against him. There's a lot of racism on there, right? Yeah, a bunch. It's video games. It's kind of like the wild lesson. The way this all panned out. Yeah, and the way he handled it was pretty funny. One of these muptos is on that . Yeah, man. I want every single one of them. I want every single one of them. Is he doing this?

I want to know. I want everybody! I want to hold it! I want the whole thing! I want the whole thing! He's fucking that shit. Damn. He's just light, though.

Watch it. Watch it. He's... Stupid idiot. He's fucking great. He's so great. I don't know he is, but I love him. You don't know he is?

I'm fucking old. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Maybe you saw he won the mass singer. Yeah. Oh, wow. You watch that. Do you?

You've seen it once. I'll go and watch it once. But I will. I'll go and check it out. T.P. And he's popping off on TikTok. Recently, he made a video talking about he didn't know the feature on Instagram where

in your DM requests, it has in chronological order, then it has people based off of how many followers they have will go to the top. He didn't know that there was that feature and he accidentally ghosted a bunch of celebrities for the past two years. Didn't Beyonce DM him? Yeah, a bunch of people

DM'd him and he was like, I didn't know this was a feature. He recently linked up with Jamie Fox to work on something because of it. Oh, hell yeah. Jamie Fox can sing. Oh, he could sing. He's so sing. He's everything, dude. had an album back I watched Django last night man he could still such a good movie I love Django

that's one of my top favorite yeah top five might be the best well I think once in Hollywood but might be top I haven't seen that one yet you mean Quentin Tarantino's that could he's top three has he ever made a bad movie Quentin Tarantino no no never glorious bastards oh I love that one's so good

Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs what I got to check reservoir of dogs Okay so Kohn has killed late night talk shows So Conan has announced that His show is going to come to an end on June 24th. And it's really just because he's moving over to HBO Max. He wants to be able to get on a platform where he can speak freely and speak to guests that he wants to.

So he's taking more of like a regular podcaster out rather than late night show. That's awesome. Yeah. I mean, watch a cutoff from 12th, 3rd. It did kill. It did kill late night, didn't it? It really did.

Because I think, I have a theory on that. Because celebrities come on and they just promote their movie. Nothing's real. I watched, I watched the 1990, the 1989 with Tom Cruise, and it was right after he'd done, I don't know, Top Gunn or something. And when he would go on, he'd be on for five minutes, maybe less three minutes, four minutes, whatever it was.

And when you saw a movie star like that, it was such a mystery. All of us were like, that's a mystery. That's a movie star. What is his life like? And we see, like, just a glimpse of them. And that's why those talk shows were so huge. Because Hollywood... Like, when you saw Sylvester Sloan, you were like, in Demolition Man,

you're like, how's he that muscular? He must be eating so well. and not take... But you had no idea. Yeah. Not taking an... But everything was in mystery. And now with podcasts,

with long-form discussion, all that goes away. And it's like... But also there's something to that, like, obviously, Rogan with the vaccination talk. And like, Roman's like, I'm not fucking doctor.

I just shoot from the hip. Right. And that's why Rogan's so big because he's authentic. Yeah. But now you're like, oh, why doesn't... You know, why doesn't Ben Affleck or

why doesn't it Leon ArdeCaprio do more interviews? It's like, oh, because if he says something that you don't agree with, you're not going to see his movie and cancel. Yeah. Yeah. So this woke left, you're scaring all you get from being authentic.

Of course. But then you got pioneers like Rogan who are like, no, I'm going to stick with it. Part of it is also actors don't have that much to say. A lot of them don't. A lot of them are not that interesting after. But some of them are. Like Will Smith is a beast, dude. Yeah.

He's great on those, yeah. He don't really do podcasts. No. No, I'm talking about late night shows. Yeah, but they're all kind of lame. Like, they're all selling something. Like they're only there. You got a new album coming out.

I went to a Conan taping. And it was just, yeah, just the interviews are just kind of... Be, do you remember we did the Cocoa pocket? You remember when we did that? Like the After Dark thing? No. It was like, we weren't on Conan, but we're on their side show. No.

Wasn't that Stern or was that? That was Stern too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Remember our PR guy was like, oh, no, we booked Stern. I'm like, holy fuck, really? Didn't you know who are they? The show that talks about the show.

You're actually on the after show with his crew that talks, recaps the show. We're like, oh. I'm pretty sure y'all killed it, though. You're not the show that talks about the show. Yeah. It's one of your name. Very strange. Yeah.

But Howard Stern, I'm going to listen to him forever now because he's so anti, like he's so, he's a germophobe. He refused to come to the city. He does the podcast from his mansion. And he's like, New York will never be back. I'm out. Out of touch. Out of touch. I'm out.

Out of touch. Like, what happened to the rebel? We all fucking used to love, man. That's so far gone. That's what a lot of money can do to you. Yeah, he has all the money. Yeah. Take your.

I love it like a year ago or maybe two years ago one of his guys brought up Rogan and goes that guy even make money podcasting and then he sees the Rogan deal he's like oh shit damn now Howard still makes more of it still who's listening to serious in your rental car it's kind of a bust it was kind of a bust I feel like serious radio they still have subscribers yeah I was going to say they still have a bunch of they don't but it's but it's fake numbers because when your rental car you get a car it comes with it and they count those as subscribers oh when's the last time you're on the street and someone's like, dude, you hear that Hart Stern interview?

You know, last time we listened to Stern was... Me and Jay listened to it still. When we were in Idaho. Yeah. And the car we rented, it was playing... Yeah, all the rental cars had serious. So they count all those rental cars as subscribers. I mean, serious.

Can't keep up. What else you got? Triller Fight Club. The head said they're going to... They have some VPNs of the illegal streamers, right? So they can actually find out. out. They're saying that they can go through VPNs to get them. For sure.

So they're saying anyone who's illegally streamed it to just let us know and pay for it and then we'll let go. I bet it's millions of people. Yeah. Like I know everyone's like, oh, they're lying about their numbers. I get that. But you know, like all those young kids that streamed it, I bet it's two, three million streamed it.

So they can get half of that. You're talking about 1.5 million in pay-per-view buys. The thing is. But so VPNs, they're saying they can go to the actual VPN owners to get their IP addresses. But VPN's the reason why people buy them is this, you don't know your actual IP address. It scrambles it up, right? So that's where it gets tricky. You don't have to be a court battle. I don't quite believe this. Yeah. They're trying to scare him into it. Exactly. Because I thought that's what I thought the VPN like protects. Exactly. That's what the whole

purpose of people hiding money in Switzerland. And they said to all these wealthy people, they said, the Swiss government, they said, we worked at a deal with the Swiss government and we are going to open, they're going to let us in to see, I think it was like, 25% of all the accounts they have. And they're just bullshit? And they said, if you tell us now and pay your taxes, you'll be fine. If you're one in four, if you're unlucky and you want to roll that dice, and you come up with a one, you know, you're fucked. You have a 25% chance of losing everything and going to jail.

Up to you if you're a gamble. I would pay it. I know, right? I'd rather have I'd be terrified They're like I got They're probably calling their bluff

Yeah You'd right to have shit Why do you move that shit somewhere else And you're like Hey you go Well it's also with Dana And Mary

He's like we're coming after you I can't wait to catch you Like nothing You don't hear about afterwards And then Dan's like No we caught a guy But he's doing bad We're like

Well what's his name's Ryan Yeah Man I don't believe you at all He's doing bad Yeah he's fine He's doing bad He's doing bad

He got 10 years in prison You'll be doing bad Yeah he's in San I tried to threaten my son, but I realized I wasn't going to do it because he got me so mad. I'm like, let me tell you what I'm going to, let me tell you what's going to happen if you do that again. Let me tell you what happened. It's going to be bad. I didn't know what to say.

What else you got, Jen? So someone sent this to me a fan and I just forgot their name, but it was just a funny ad that someone put on Craigslist for this Pontiac Fero. That's hilarious. And if you look at the actual description. Impress your face. Do I want to be a cocaine-fueled Goldilocks, sex got taken straight from the beaches of Miami? The answer is yes.

Read on. This guy is awesome. So, do not read this post without a fired steener- I love this guy. I love it. A6 Fiero, Gt, V6, 4-speed for sale. Reason by this car. Impress your friends. Depressure family. Tunk space. 30 kilos, not included. Frunk space, 60 kilos of space.

Engine in the middle, like a Ferrari, but better. Steel K-Feds girl. Run K-Qaeda. in the mountains of Beverly Hills or Oakland. Reasons not to buy this car. You can't handle the heat. You like Ferraris. Too many letters, cylinders.

The aero's more efficient. The last image in this pose offends you in any way. You don't like driving the only V6 U.S.D.M. midship to hit the states. You don't like people asking you tons of dumb questions like you do rudimentary tasks, including but not limited to,

hey man, where's the engine? Have you got some Miami? No, I look. Why did you buy this? If they asked this, they're not cool enough for you. If they're your friends or family just let them go. The Fierro's all that matters now. Why? Why? The memes aside, this is a three-owner GT. I love this guy.

He's legit. Yeah. I'd vote for that guy. I would buy that thing. If I had money, like, if I was like, I'd just buy all that. I'd just buy it. He's in Cali. Oh, it's four grand. Oh, he's in Santa Cruz? I might just buy that car. That's hilarious. Yeah, buy that. That does look pretty cool, right? Right there in the nighttime.

That's sick. A Fierro is cool. Only four G's? That's hilarious. I think Vince Vaughan at the height of his powers drove a cutlass, like an old cutlass around town. Didn't give a shit. He's the best.

I don't give a fuck. Just one more. It's just this news anchor who, for some reason, she was found naked in her car on her own in like a regular, like a cold-de-sack or something like that. She's a baddie, yeah. She's a baddie, yeah, she's a baddie, this chick. Oh, damn.

Yeah. So hot. And this is her Instagram. And did she get in trouble? Oh, she's a hot? She didn't get in trouble. She just actually went on the news and said she, you know, something happened. I'll take responsibility for my actions.

She's in Vegas, right? I think so, yeah. Well, she's, well, she's. She's smoking hot, yeah. I mean, what is her nationality? It said East, Eastern African. Painfully hot. Oh, she's probably.

She's East African. East African, meaning Ethiopian, Eritian, Somali. Oh, my God. Oh, she's in. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's a big problem. she could be from Zanzibar Zanzibar

I think she's from Havanaugh What famous singer was from Zanzibar? Hold on Yeah I know Leeds singer-Queen That's right Freddie Mercury Thank you

Oh wow I didn't know that Yes She's She's impossible And did she get arrest For being naked Why was she naked?

You know what I say When she takes her shirt off And I'm about to make love to her I go your breasts are impossible Now check this impossible They did arrest her But it's like reckless driving

Because she wouldn't do a sobriety test So you can refuse to do the test Yeah Yeah I mean if you're a cop Go enjoy the rest of your night dude You got a gift you ask me Well huh

And they look real Yeah real fake But I don't care Man that's incredible Smow All Natty? Oh, Natty The cop when she was naked

He must have been like Whoa What cop gave What kind of prick I bet it was female cops Because what male cop would give her a ticket? I mean, no. I've been like, wow, this is, thank you.

Just go ahead and sleep? Have a good night. Let her sleep. You sleep naked? Have a good night. She's something else. Now, that's a filter, but she's still a contest. I don't care.

She is super bad. She's definitely not. Dude, could there be easier a gig doing the weather in Vegas? It's going to be hot. It's going to be real hot today. It's going to be hotter tomorrow. She's a mid. Congratulations on everything.

Oh, chunky. Go back. back because i like that's like the chunky friend this one or the other one both this one are you like that no not my thing but some guys step up yeah sure i'm the little light in the ass for that you you chappelle what you think i like that no i don't know i don't know what you like that's good that she's she's awesome they're all too dark yeah jackass all right she's a dog i love this gorgeous yeah she's a fucking she's a la 10 We just don't give those out here.

No. No. Well, buddy, we did it again. We did it again, buddy. Oops, I did it again. Come see me in. I play with your face. At Tucson at the Rock, one show tomorrow night, Wednesday at the Rock.

Oh, you're Wednesday through Sunday, Daddy? Well, I'm there in Tucson. Then I drive over to Phoenix. CB Live Thursday through Sunday. I'm doing a Sunday show, two shows Saturday. One show Thursday. Get your tickets. Tampa, Florida.

Improv May 21, 22. Oh, my favorite spot. Big and Hungry podcast live, May 19th. in Zanis, Jesus Christ, I'm busy. You're on the road. Now, don't get excited. I'm in Toledo at the Funny Bone, May 28, 29, 30. Are you going to stay at my hotel? San Antonio. Do you want me to make a call?

Yes, I'm staying at San Antonio. L.O.L. June 3rd, 4th and 5th, get your tickets. You're staying at our favorite hotel? Yes. But Tucson tomorrow, Tucson at the Rock tomorrow and CB Live this weekend. Come see me. And this weekend, I'm Lexington, Kentucky. They opened up even more. COVID. Beat it, nerd.

They opened up more so the shows aren't sold out. Now there's tickets available for Saturday, Friday, and Thursday. That's this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then Houston, Texas, May 20th through the 22nd. That will be me, Chappelle, and David, motherfucking Lucas, who will be on the podcast tomorrow. That's Savage. That's in Houston, Texas, Houston Improv, May 20th through 22nd.

Then Oklahoma City, Bricktown Comedy Club, June 10th through the 12th. Get your tickets at FATKZ.com. Also for Thick Boy, we are doing a special single, The Mowel Sale, 5% off for May 4th. May the fifth be with you, everybody. Guys, May 5th, May 5th, single demile, 5% off the entire website at Thickboy.com. That's for single demile only.

Is we going to start Stickboy? Nope. STICC. Stick boy? This weekend I'll be in Philly at the Helium Comedy Club, May 638, 5 shows. And then the following weekend, May 13th through the 15th. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina at Good Night's Comedy Club. I love this.

Tickets at Chappelleelacey.com. You deserve. You are... Do you remember what you said to me when I first met you? No, you gave me a guest spot in Phoenix, Arizona. Do you remember what you said to him?

No. You said stop doing comedy. And now... No, no, no. No, no. No, no. You said you will never make it. Hey, no.

He did it. You gave me a guest spot because I worked at the hotel. I let you valet for free. That's right. I hooked them up. That's right. Yep.

He didn't tip. And then you said he didn't tip. He did not. But you know what? No, you did, you did, you did. No, he did not. No, he did not. No, he did not.

No, he did not. And right when I got on stage, you said, get out of Arizona. You said, move to L.A. Yeah, because I could see it. And then here we are today. Yeah, but you have, I'm going to tell you this. You have, you are a classic example of how you become successful. You have an amazing attitude.

You're a great guy, and you work your ass off, and you take nothing for granted. And you are the blueprint for anyone who wants to, like, make it. Because you're undeniable. But you call me. He goes, I love you. Chappelle. I remember you said that. But I have anyone that could have any excuses of not to make it. It's this

fucking guy. I know. It's the gap. You know, it's not that celibon. And his stepdad will be opening up the show's for. My stepdad's performing with me. My stepdad's my feature. Yeah, he's my feature. We rekindled everything. We're good now. That joke's funny.

The stepdad used to hit him. Yes. He didn't get it. I think about your dad. Your biological. Oh, my biological day, yeah. We love his dad. We like Dan Le Guinness thing. He must be so proud of you, man. Oh, dude, yeah, it's insane. It's only going to get better.

Yeah. No, yeah, Shepel's just getting started. No, I appreciate you guys, man. I bet by next year he's like, I can't go on the road with you anymore. It makes me happen. He's like, that's how she works. Yeah, that's how she works. My boy, Luis Alvarez, who opens for me.

You know. Yeah, I love Luis. And, Louise. Shout out to Luis. He works so hard, and he's always riding, and he's just great. And I say to him, I said, your job is to look at me and go, hey bry i can't feature for you anymore because i'm headlining that's the line and you should

remember when we were on the road together for like three months and then i just fucking spread my wings and started doing my own shit stop doing that yeah don't do you didn't do that big ass wings that's how hey watch that clip wings hey fun fact about uh louise and i our dads

were both in rival gangs oh shit yeah is that right fun fact his dad fired at louise's dad i don't know that yeah they might I'm going to go that far. I like it. Yeah, they were rival gangs.

I like it. So tell Luis if we see him, keep that same energy. Yeah, no. He's opening for me. Yeah, and Luis. He skates too. He's a really good skater.

Is he really? Yeah. He's a really? He plays guitar. And he's going to get any more Mexican. If you're over, if you can, if you can shave, you shouldn't own a skateboard.

But that's my opinion. I'm kind of online. I mean, unless you won't pay a lot of money. Unless you're on the cover of thrash or don't get your skateboard. I'll be on the cover of thrash or don't get your skateboarder. Thrasher? That boat has sailed, my man. You know this. You're too big for a skateboard?

Too big for a skateboard? How you seen me skate? He can skate. But also, but also, who, what 30-year-old's been on Thrasher? If your name's not Tony Hawk. There's 30-year-olds on Thrasher. First of all, Tony Hawk's not in his 30s anymore. That's what I'm saying. Bro. He's 30, I bet he was on there. There's a lot of 30-year-old men on Thrasher.

Rob Derrick? No, he's older. I know. That's what I'm saying. There's not a lot of old. But he, but Rob Deardock's in a different lane now. Yeah. We're talking about, you know. You can board. How many 30-year-olds are on the cover of UFC magazine? None.

Why? Because they're old. All right. Well, that's it. Kentucky, see you soon. See you, Philly. See you. See you this weekend.