The Fighter & The Kid - Fan Favorite Episode 735 Journalist Beef

Episode Date: September 27, 2026

The guys are back to discuss beef with an unnamed journalist, and talk Brendan getting arm barred by Kron Gracie and sparring with Tyrone Spong, Bryan's impressive back kick, people trying to get Dave Chappelle pulled from Netflix, a man suing a psychic for not lifting a love curse, Brendan and Bryan's plan to start an OnlyFans for Bryan's 3 piece set and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maybe I wet your beak for the companions. If you can commit to him, I wet your beak. I mean, I mean, I'll commit if you can wet my beak. I can wet your beak. A little bit? Yeah, I wet that old dry beak. That be's dry right now. The bee's cracked and dry.

Daddy doesn't want to have to go away. Are we going? Are we up? Daddy doesn't want to have to go away. You wet my beak. I wet your beak, you come on, Calabas Spike Companion. We do it. We do the fight companion.

I got to go on the road otherwise. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got to go to towns. He doesn't want to be in. Yeah, I know what I'm saying? No, I'll cut you in. get you in on the deal you're big daddy now you're big daddy big daddy big fake daddy yeah I'm thick daddy you got rings over here little little something for the kid beak is dry I got to come to you with hat in my hand no I made the offer now is it too early to drink whiskey you know what though

it's early because sometimes we celebrate and sometimes we get back to the old school fighter this is the old school find you know we miss Chappelle we love Chappelle love Chappelle love him I love Also, Chin passed away. And Chin passed away. Chin passed away. Look, Cat and Casey's running it. We got meatball here. So this is the new staff.

Chin passed away. Yeah, but God bless Chin. Cheers, buddy. God bless everybody else. It's good to see you, buddy. Good to be in here. Yep. Now, can I ask you a question before we get in?

Because I want to get into a lot of stuff. Was that whistle? Yep, whistling Andy from Montana. Isn't that nice? I can drink whiskey. I used to not be able to drink whiskey. Now I could drink it all de long. All de long.

All de long. All day long. All day long. All do long. Now, did you get anybody angry at you? What did you do when I wasn't looking? Because I feel like you might have done, you might have said something on below the belt or one of your shows. Well, you look a little lost right now, but. What happened?

Well, there's a journalist that got all bunched up. Came after me. I didn't do anything. I don't even know him. I'm just walking the earth. I'm walking the earth. That's my favorite party. He came after you.

And now I'm getting... Dude, come after me. Don't go after Bride. I had a very nice conversation with this man. Was it nice? I've never said one bad thing about this person. What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

Now, this journalist is... And you said... And I told you guys this. When I talked about it earlier, I'm firing the kid. There's a few things. It's like Ellen and L.A. When you come to L.A., I can guarantee you two things. You get a parking ticket.

you're here Ellen's an asshole. Yeah. When you get an MMA, you're going to hear two things. Hold on, you're here two things. No, like, don't go to, let's not. I'm not, you're here two things. Yeah. Kabeeb's the goat.

Yeah. And the journalist is a complete nightmare to work with. Okay, I don't know. That's not me. I'm a, I don't know. I didn't start that. You're already doing it. Now, I don't want to do that.

I didn't start that. But you're, no, you're being mischievous. What, I, look, you're being, we need journalists. They need to tell the stories of the warriors. No, you're doing, you're doing some stuff now. Stop fucking with the machinery. Hold on. I've been fired for a job.

Now stop. I told you not to do this. I'm not doing it. Listen, listen, listen, listen, hold on. All I'm saying is this. You've been fired from a job. I don't like this stuff. I don't like, we are a comedy podcast.

I'm not interested in going bad on anybody, especially when I have a nice conversation with this person I'd never say anything about it. You didn't, though. That was fake. It was. You've seen this true colors shining through. I don't help it.

He's the Ellen of MMA. Well, anyway. He's the Ellen of M.M.A. I have nothing. Remember there's like the rumblings of like Ellen and Cosby, like that shit? Same thing. Here's the thing.

I don't. I don't. I don't like. Has no friends. With anybody I have a thing with. With a couple things I don't like to. I don't like going back with on somebody. But we don't have a thing.

But we don't even have a thing. At all. But I have no thing. I was thinking about this on the way in here. Literally the only time I thought about it. Slept great last night. My only thing is, is it just,

It hasn't worked out. And so you got to point the finger because you're not coming after me because I'm doing bad. You're not doing bad. You're doing pretty well. Oh, daddy. Oh, it's cute. You keep doing better. I know.

It has to be so frustrating. I just don't like being mischaracterized. And I don't like where somebody says that I or we said something that I don't like that. And I also don't want to go bad on anybody who's not here to defend themselves. I also don't have a beef with anybody. actually don't. You know me. I just don't.

So, hey, hey, take it easy. He's not important enough to have a beef with it. I mean, but he has to do it. So I get it. I get it, dude. It's been tough. I'm tough, man. Hasn't worked out.

You're back at square one. All right. Let's move on. I just wanted to see if you, if you're doing it right now, stop it. What I do, though? Dude, you know, I'm a nice guy. You know, I'm a nice guy.

You're a little poking. First team all nice guy. You are. First team all nice guy. A lot. A lot of people, right? A shitload. Yet they don't know about. Yeah, you have a lot of friends. Yep, tons of friends. Who love you. Here's my thing. I'm such a nice guy. I was going to, let's tell me if this is nice. I'm in Vegas tonight, Friday and Saturday. I was like, he's never seen a show. He doesn't like my comedy. He didn't like my comedy.

Come see for yourself. Well, I don't make comedy for soy boys. So here's my thing. I thought, we're going to make an exception because they have a no soy boy rule at most of the clubs. All right. And no. I'm going to make, I'm going to stop. No, but hold on. Being? No, I'm not. You're already being. Let me finish this.

Let me finish this. Let me fit. So I was like, I'll have him come to Vegas Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And then it hit me. Oh my God. He can't come to Vegas. He's banned from Vegas. All right.

No, no, no. I'm not saying his name. Okay. Let's, let's, let's change the subject. Did you know, I'm just saying he's banned from Vegas. No, you're being mischievous. Bro. No.

I'm trying to give the guy tickets to my sold-out shows. You're poking. You're more. That's not nice. I don't want you to be pokey. You know what? I asked the club. I said, hey, can you put this journalist down? And they go, he's banned from Vegas. And I said, oh, my God, that's right. Because he got, all right, all right. Let's change the subject. Can we move on? You got fired. Can we move on? Can we move on?

I have nothing. I didn't do anything. You're acting very innocent. Little me? You're not little old you right now. You're being mischievous. Here's my whole thing with, if you want squash the beef, whatever. If he has beef, that's fine. I dare you. I dare you. I'd. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Dare you. Come on the show. You won't talk like this in my face. I'll fly to New York. Dude, come on.

Come on. Stop looking lost. You're looking lost and innocent right now. But I'm not even talking about, there's no threat here. There's not, come on what are we talking about? But you want to talk about Brian,

the kid, Callum, the 52-year-old? 54. I'm a little too old to have beef. I can't do it. I can't do it. And I can't get involved. But he said if he saw any person,

you'd run. I now I'm very insecure with that stuff I love that but I heard that I'm like I'm insecure you can't do that with me because I get insecure so insecure so I know I'm sorry I go I'm because my biggest fears I'm a coward my biggest aspiration is to be a hero so we know you're not coward the other guy so now

so when that happens I get all I get all the younger no stop stop doing that I haven't I haven't said anybody's name You're not so innocent right now, so I want to change the subject, I want to move on. Because we have work to do. But if you're in a room with you? We have work to do.

Hey, but if you're in a room with them. I got to run. I'm going to run. You're going to run. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I don't want any trouble. I heard the journalist has hands.

Dude, and all I know how to do is sit in the pocket. That's all I know how to do. Now, a lot of people see you, Toy, piece me up a little bit, so they make the mistake of thinking that I'm illiterate when it comes to I'm a betting man. It's well documented. I like to make bets. Yeah.

I bet my entire salary. If you guys went face to face. Dude, look. That the 53 old man would... I'm wearing a tight shirt so you see what I'm working with. It's a little unfair. It's unfair. You wore black today to look shredded.

Yeah. And I'm doing this a little bit. I'm doing this a little bit. Because you're with me. By the way, when I'm wearing a black shirt, I, this is at 54. I still haven't let it go. It's amazing that I don't do for a guy who wants to be big so bad. I don't believe it on steroids.

It's incredible that I've never done steroids. I don't know. And the only reason I've done is I'm afraid it's going to fuck with my energy. You did game up? I just, I like everything right now. It's all going. But I do this.

I, the way I'm sitting right now, I will, I will do this with my arms. We all do this. You're flexing. I do this. I do this.

I do this. To make myself a little bit. Oh, to make the, to make the pop? I'm just talking and I'm just running. You're trying to peacock right now because you, because if that journalist sees you,

you just want to know what you're working with. I do it regardless. I do it all the time. I just want people to think that I'm... You've been fired from her job. Some... You got fired from me. Some woman said to me...

You got fire from me a few. You got fired from me. Hey, stop. Listen, I want you to change the subject. I want you to stop doing that. Please, I'm begging you, please. Please, I'm begging. He's back where you started.

Now, what I'm trying to change the... What I do is this. This girl said, I thought it was you. I called my boyfriend. And I was like, I think, Brian Callan is sitting in front of me, but I didn't see any cauliflower here, so I figured he probably had a drain. Oh, you felt so much.

I was like, I was like, I didn't say anything. I was like, I went, oh yeah, it's me. Thanks, babe. You wish you had cauliflower. Badly. Yeah, fire for me as, man. The thing is, is, I'm glad we're here. I wish I had wrestled in college, that's all.

Yeah, I know. We now, we tussled yesterday, and I picked you up like a baby. You know what, though, dude. You did pick you up like a baby. It was a little bit disconcerting. How was that mount? Think there's elbows involved. Well, my fucking elbows kept hitting the ground,

so my elbows were still a little tender. Oh, yeah, because you're trying to like shrimp out and stuff. All that stuff. I feel like when we were, and I tried to get the video from Kyle, when we were, when we were toe to toe. Didn't you get the video? Yeah, but he edited it. When we were toe to toe to toe.

To make you look worse. Yeah. When we were toe to toe, though, and you were throwing your bullshit, and I was a little bit there. I kept slapping in the face? No, no, because you were there. You know what scared me is that I threw that knee just to mess around?

but you ducked down, like, oh my God. That's scary. Yeah. Thank God we weren't drinking. Daddy would have fucked his nose up. When I was at AKA Todd Duffy, who couldn't be the bigger. Absolute nightmare. A monster.

You beat the show of Mean Shane. Did he really? A nightmare. So big and strong? Best guy in training room I've ever seen. And really? A monster. And he's, and I get to, quote unquote, move around with Todd Duffy.

Why would they have you move around with Todd Duffy? Well, because you're in a rotation. So the actor is in there because Luke Rockvold threw me head here. Did Luke and Todd Spar? I'd love to see that. No. They were just, you know how they touched Spar,

they move around? You know Todd never got taken down in practice? Nobody took him down. Bobby Lashley couldn't, Shane couldn't, I couldn't. He's such a freak. Dude,

he'd freak freak. Oh. I think he, there's something, he was going to play football. George's a freak. Freak. Freak guy too.

Great guy. He said to me, he goes, Brian, because I kept doing this, this, you know, I was ducking this way. I was doing this so I was doing this so I could, He's in case right.

He said, Brian, he goes, he goes, Brian. You see all these belts? The belts there, that's because people here use their knees. We do MMA. You're going to, you're going to just, because I almost did it with him. He goes, you're going to put your head into somebody's knee like that. He's a smart guy too. He had some neurological problem, though, where it fucked his career up.

Like he had some autoimmune or something, there's something. Yeah. But he's just going to, it's causing problem. That's fucking sports. A lot of things. His thing was different, though, because if he was healthy, like, if he had, full like health. Yeah.

I'm telling you, dude. I believe it. You told me that a long time ago. Dude, he knocked Tim Hake out with a j-j-j-j-jab. Bring up Todd Duffy for a second. He was such a freak. His physicality. Cat on the computer.

I mean, look at him. R-I-D Jim. Look at him. 6-3, 245 in like Shred City. Just ridiculous. And just a good dude. Like a great, like he was my training barn for a long time. Very good guy.

So, so sweet. You know, just like, just literally try to protect me. Bri, you know, I'm like, all right. Bodyed up, dude. Bodied up, dude. That's a Viking. That's a Viking. That's a, that's a, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

younger brother, smaller brother. He's, he's as big as he is. More athletic, though. You think so? Oh, dude. Is that true? Freak. He could play D.N.

He, he, he, he, he's like the athleticism of like a, uh, a bo-so or, or, like, one of those Watt brothers. I'm telling you, man, guy's a complete, I've seen freak. , I've seen freak. Freaks? Yeah, you have. Todd Duffy. For you to say that. Oh, freak.

Yeah. Dude, he wanted me to corner him. He took a fight in Japan. I think it was Japan or somewhere in Asia. He took a fight against Alstrow Overeem on a weak notice. And he's like, Shab, can you corner me against Alsteroverim? I was like, I'm not flying in Japan. Dude, I guess stay here and train.

But they fought each other. How'd they do? And he went, this is, this is, this is type. So weak notice, obviously you're not made to win. It's in fucking Japan against Overeim. And he came out of the gate so hard. He was trying to knock. fucking Alster. He was like either

I'm getting knocked out or you're getting knocked out and he just threw caution in the wind and brushed Alstrel in. Probably not the best game plan against Alst. And also this is Alster like Juiced City Alistair. Yeah. He's just got Tis. First team all juice. Yeah, they're there. Yeah, he's all breasted up.

Todd Duffy, great dude though. Yeah. If they bred human beings for food, he'd be, you'd be like, that's good breast meat right there. Well, the Nazis, but like you, come with us. You? Come with us. He's the Aryan.

No, they're going to pay high bucks for him to impregnate women. Yes, he's, which was a thing in Nazi Germany. Yeah. They had like freedom babies or something. They called them or Patriot babies. You know what I was watching last night before bed? I was watching Schindler's List because there be a more depressing movie. Tough one.

I love all things World War II and like Nazis. It is the toughest. It was so depressing. I had to turn off. I was like, oh, what's going to cheer me up? So I watched first 48. The first sketch I ever did in my life,

the first sketch I was in Hollywood. The first Hollywood thing I ever did was I got this show called Mad TV. Never heard of it. And they said, you're playing Schindler and Schindler's lost. That's tough. I couldn't do that today. Oh, well, I couldn't do it then because somebody... Oh, he got next.

Somebody said to Stephen Spielberg, they're doing Schindler's lost. And he said, if you do that, I'm going to shut you out. And we did not air it. Dude, he made E.T. I found it to be very. I remember, I remember. You see the guy that created E.T.

He's going to let that fly? I remember I was just a new guy and I thought it was super, it was super in bad taste. And I said that. I go, are we going to, because I had been a Nazi Germany. It was my area focus as a history major. Oh, wow. That's cool. Yeah.

So I was like, I don't think this is so cool. But I was new. You just, they throw you in a sketch. I was like, all right. And most of the people that were writing it were Jewish. So I was like, all right. So, yeah, you don't know. You're just talent.

I'm just doing what they told me. It was interesting. But anyway. Schindler's long list? Look in my blonde wig right there and shaved chest. There I am. Look at Rogan, dude. Rogan was he young?

That's when I first met Joe Rogan. You guys bet on Matt TV, right? Yep. That was the first time I met him. And we got along. Did you know he's going to be the Oprah for Men at that time? Nobody knew. He was just, but he was always so intense.

Joe was always ahead of he was like he just would find his way through some girl said to him one time you got lucky because you're on TV I figured my way through I'm a bulldog he said he said that to her yeah he goes I'm a bulldog and I earned it I figured my way through and he did he would just he was saying he was fortunate because he's only doing stand up like four to six years and they got TV show yeah but yeah yeah he got news radio but you have to understand something about him when he was that age let me tell you something you want to talk about it's a Dude who could destroy rooms. Pit bull. No, but you want to talk about who could. No, who could destroy rooms. When he was that age, people think, like, I'm telling you, dude, at that age, he used to do things like two fight tigers fucking.

I'm telling you, first of all, the other thing they don't know about Rogan is his impressions. He's as good an impressionist as anybody. He's as good as Faso. You know that? No, I didn't know that. You'll hear it a little bit on the shows because he'll do like, who do Bill Clinton, who do Trump. Oh, dude. And I don't, people are like, God damn, that's good, but it's like, oh no. That's him not working.

Yeah, it's like he can do all this. No, no, no. So, I've actually never said this. And it's funny, I always forget this. There are a couple things that people don't know about Joe. One, he can draw really well. He's an amazing. He's an artist. He's actually an artist. He's a high-level pool player. Yep. And he can do impressions. He can do impressions. If he puts his mind to it, he can do

impressions as well as Sassau. Stupid Tusson. That's crazy to say, because Sass was the best ever. But if you said to Joe, you and Saso and who's my boy. You know who else is really good impression? I tossed up there. Shane Gillis. What's his name? Yeah, Frank Yalando.

Oh, yeah. If it was a competition, Rogan had some time, it'd be a very neck in that competition. You know who's a beast? Shane Gillis is a monster at that, though. Is he? Monster. Yeah. Monster.

Well, well, Rogan used to destroy rooms at that age. He used to fucking, I remember seeing him at the comedy store. one time. There was this big porn thing and somebody got up and it was like the dirty show that Sam Trigley said. He got up in a packed house and I was like, what the fuck is this? See, I don't know if me and Rogan be friends. Let's say we both started when he was young and I was young because we're both bulldogs. I don't know if it'd be like two Siamese fish around. No, you would have been fine because you would have been. Because back then he was like so competitive. Yeah, but you can beat the fuck out of everybody. No, but let's say I couldn't. Well, but you could. Yeah. All right. No,

I don't know. I'm just saying, but he's not scared of that of confrontate. Well, Rogan was told. He's a black belt, too. No, no, no, no. Hold on. Rogan, I had a conversation with Rogan one time. I said, he was talking about Jiu-Jitsu, and I said, I think I had tried to grab you or something.

And I said, dude, do you know, like, have you ever tried to roll with him or something? I go, do you know how strong? I think it was after I saw you with Jake Shields and all those guys at the gym. When I had to defend you? When you were just beating up everywhere. I defended you? Yeah. Do the same thing to you,

and it was so crazy. You beat up everybody. Yeah, I beat up everybody. And so, please, sir. Sir, please, we're moving on. I moved on. Okay. Okay.

And, okay, man, I see you. You're, you're, your, your, your mouthing things, and I just feel like you're, all right, anyway. Brian beat the shit. But he, but Rogan said, he goes, I said, because I wanted to make sure Rogan knew what would happen. Like, I was like, and he goes like this, he goes, no, I go, do you ever roll with him?

He goes, dude, he's a gorilla. He's a gorilla. Like, he knows very well. So I think that he would have known that physically there is no way he's going to We're similar in a lot of ways as far as driving stuff. Sometimes that can make a weird, like competitive thing. Yeah, but even now we kind of have it. It's a quiet competition.

Like if one of you died, you'd be like, I got to take it away. Yeah, it's, it's, uh. He's a, he's a. But he's a monster. It's quietly competitive. He was, you know, David Lucas is in Austin all time. He does kill Tony. Shout to Tony.

He just kill Tony. He does all the shows. And they went to dinner with Rogan. And Dave was talking about, Dave was talking about me to Rogan. He was talking about, I think, you know, Tony wrestling high school or whatever, the Golden Pony.

He's talking about wrestling. He's like, I'd like get my hands on Shob. And David was like, have you, have you seen him? Who said that? Tony, just joking around. Okay, okay. And that's what Rogan said to David. He's like,

Have you guys tried to rush a shop? And Dave's like, I would, no, I'm not that stupid. He's like, I've seen him go against some guys. No, anybody who's wrestled or anybody who's done jujitsu, especially black belts when they're my size, they know that'd be, that's hilarious. Yeah. I think the frustrating thing for a guy my size, who's a black belt in jujitsu,

what's frustrating is all that training kind of means nothing when... Depends, there's one percentage out there. I know you don't believe me. I don't. I don't. I don't, but I like what you're saying. I'm telling me. Gracie, man. I'm telling you, dude. We rolled for 20 minutes. He's amazing. A war. He's amazing. A war. And he submitted me at the end of it in front of all

his students. Okay. It was Guy. I'm telling you, a war dude. I'm telling you, a war, dude. I'm telling you, I don't know, three-stripe brown belt. It's just, he's a one-one-one-one percenter. I'm telling you, dude. You got to believe me on this. Don't, but okay. And I really respect him. I'm telling you, we did King of the Hill and came down to me and him. Sure, dude. He was getting ready for Metamorphis. I was getting rid for Meta-Mor's. you. Tell me, he submitted me. Arm bar.

He would have snapped my arm if I didn't tap. Snap my arm, dude. Cool. You got to watch him train. I'm telling you. Freak. I know he's a freak.

I've seen him. I've seen him turn of him. I've watched him. He's unbelievable. His dad's Hicks and you fuck. Amazing. Ridiculously incredible. All right.

And I appreciate you saying that. I really do appreciate you. And I appreciate the respect you give to the legacy of Jiu-Zitsu. I do. So that's all I'm going to say. That's fine. I appreciate that.

That's fine. Now, would I like to see Rogan Mark Marin roll? Yes. Well, what? Wait, what? Why? Why? Oh, I don't know.

Nah. That's a, look, we're not in high school anymore. You hate confrontation. I just hate all of it. I hate all of it. You know, this is what I hate, and this is the internet in a nutshell, is if Marin, the journalist, any of those guys saw us in person, you're not keeping the same energy. and I'm not talking about threats.

There's no physical bullying. I'm not talking about any of that. I'm saying you don't have the balls to do any of that. I just, for me, I wish that we would all not go bad on each other because unless you do it, if you have a beef, somebody, just confront them. If there's a legit, yeah, if there's a legit, yeah, you have to, or you mean like call and text?

Anything like that. Or call text or, tried that. Or go to my face. Try that. To me, my generation, You're nice or than me. I don't like that. I'm never going to use my platform to go bad on somebody.

I don't like it. No, and that's why you're successful. And also, I don't have time. I don't have time to have a fight. But B, you got to realize when,

and I'm not just talking about the journalist in general, but anybody, Marin, anybody, you're not doing great if that's your stance. Like, if that's your thing, if you're,

if, and that was my random blow of the belt. Like, if that's your thing, you got maybe two weeks left of this, dude, for any of you guys. Maybe two weeks,

dude you might get some clicks out of that then at the end like right what else you got nothing well I think it's a life lesson the people the people you're going after you're not going after him because I mean Rogan's top five most famous people in the world probably

well he's also an important voice I think the most important I really do so you're not going after him because he's doing bad like does anybody go after anybody doing bad yeah I mean can't do a Jesse Smollett joke in him it's like It's like, all right, you're going to keep kicking the guy.

He's down? It's over, dude. Get over it. Yeah. You know, it's like you can go after Carlos Mencia. Yeah, the way I look at it is there's enough shit in the world and life is enough of a fucking wheel to push up a hill. And I think that if you are, I have enough trouble just dealing with myself and trying to get

ahead. I got problems and some challenges. And it's, you know, so for me, I'm trying to write. So if I'm driving, I'm writing. I'm trying to come up. with a really funny half hour that we can put on YouTube. Yeah, I'm going to produce for you and market.

Yeah, exactly. You know, I want to do that. Yes, that's what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about raising my kids the best way I can't. I'm thinking about all that stuff. I don't have social media. So I didn't, that's the other thing that has to hurt.

I don't see any of it. Yeah. I have that meatball or somebody would be like, hey, dude, and I go, don't show me, just give me the gist of us. I know what's going on. Yeah. That's it, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the best thing you ever did is get off social media. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've never. Because it's, A, it's just, it's too addictive.

It's too time consuming. It's also white noise. I'm also building a business. Yeah. And that doesn't, that stuff helps. I have guys who do it. It sucks that. You can't sell tickets.

Oh, yeah, you do tell a lot of tickets. I forgot about that. Oh, man. And that's the, that's the thing. I don't sell merch either. We come a long way. I don't sell merch either. No.

That's what he said. No. No, we've come a long way. And there's a lot. No, what are you going to? I mean, what are you going to do? And what are you going to do? There's just...

If you're pissed now, kind of a major network picked up my 30-minute special. I shoot November in Dallas. Dude, you seem upset about that. I'm just, I'm upset for them. You know what I'm saying? It's like, when's this getting to fucking stop, dude?

You're upset for them. I'm upset for them. All right, let's, but again, let's move on. Let's move on. Dude, I feel like you brought this stuff. No, we have more stuff to talk about. And I'm going to, is thick boy production?

You produce counts 30 minutes, It's hot fucking special. Yeah, we are. Yeah. Mind you do all the marking around it? Yeah, we are. I'm ready. It's going to be the most viewed special you've ever had.

You guarantee it. Yeah. Yeah. And let's go. I'm excited. You can wet my beak. Shooting January? You down for January?

Yeah, I'd love to. Will we get the dates? Do you ever you're lined up in January? Yeah, I got some stuff. We'll talk. Pick a good one, like a good city, you know? Yeah, man. I'd love to.

That'd be fun, huh? I'd love it. I'd love it. I wonder if there's rumor I'm doing Austin even. Oh, the new cap cities? Yeah. That's a good idea. Sick, right?

Then we'll go on Rogan, talk about it. Yuppie, yuppie, yuppie, yuppie. My boy here, you know, Casey's shooting mine. Shoot my special. Are you really? Peter. I have my team doing it. Maybe they shoot mine.

I don't know. Figure it out. What, your beak, dude? You know. You're full time back on Calabas's fight companion? If thick boy is going to fucking produce it? Right? Mm-hmm.

We don't know, dude. Yeah. I'm asking questions. All I'm doing, I'm one man trying to get from point A to point B, the best way I know how. Do I, do I act and feel a lot younger than I am? Sure. Yeah, you act younger than I do. Do I wake up with wood?

Yeah. Yeah. Could I keep you busy if we were doing stand-up? Probably. Although you did check my back kick yesterday. You talked me either, Joe. I'm talking to you. I turned and I kicked and you checked it.

That was impressive. Oh, yeah. Because you've seen it before. A million times. Now, Pat Bear used those at me. Oh, he did? Yeah, and Wonderboy. They both did?

I was going to hurt your feelings. Oh, so that's why you saw my back kick. Because I always thought my back kick was my ace and old. Oh, and then, oh, dude, I forgot. I sparred with Tyrone Spong, the world champion who also threw back kicks and like kicks. You sparred with him? Yeah, Black Zillions. That's a handsome guy.

What was the worst work in the world? I can't believe you sparred with him. Oh, yeah. Tyrone Spun? That's a Dutch kickboxing fucking phoenix. He's a friend. He lit all of us up. Stunt.

Handsome, man. Handsome motherfucker. God, cup. Keep him away from my girl. Keep him away from my girl. That's it. That guy is a stuff. If I'm a cuck, I'm hiring that guy.

And even if you're not a cuck, you might find yourself. How's cuck work? How's cucking work? Do we know? Cuck is when you get a guy like tyrant. No, I know. But does the guy reach out to him? Now, you had to spar with that fucking dude?

Yeah, I did at Black Zillions. And what would you? You just get in there with like headgear and the way I saw. Yeah. And you know, I'm not the biggest kicker in the world. So he just ate my legs up. Oh. Now I'll just come with my jabbing right hand.

Is that what you do? Is that what you do? So you had to punch him and he was kicking you. You only a few rounds at Black Zillians. How big is he? Six two maybe. Maybe six one. Six one.

Maybe six foot. And he can, he can generate a little power. You see the picture with all the belts in the world? Yeah. That's a nightmare, dude. that guy's a fucking... Super stud.

Then he did professional boxing. So when you would do... I hope some of the... I don't know what tips you. I mean. I get a fucking... I get a fucking... John Wayne Parr in my corner.

It's not going to help against that guy. You know what thing? He's just giving you looks. It's like when that last girl, I think Lauren Murphy was fighting, uh, uh, Chefchenco.

Yeah. She went back to the corner and they're like, she's just fucking good, man. He is nothing. Like, there's nothing. We don't have enough hours in the day to, we just... No, it's just different.

It's just a different level. Yeah, it's just a different level. you know good god i go back torn and i can keep your hands up breathe yeah so so you've had some and and and leoto machita i think he's thrown some back kids sparred with leoto for a long long time so that's why you saw my back kick oh and i sparred with anderson silver anderson silver and that's why you saw my back kick it was a good back kick though it was a good back kick but i felt but i caught i caught shin got chin now are your shins conditioned yeah they're dead they are dead so when i scrape them like um Ryan, my biting stuff?

Dumb matter. Can't feel it. I didn't know that. Yeah. So you got dead shit. It's like the Botox on your face. Can't feel it. I've not had it,

but I want it. Doubt it, Daddy. I've not had any. You've had a lot of surgeries. No, no, Botox, no fillers. Daddy never had a little just... I promise, I never have.

I never had a boat, and I've had it offered. And they said, and I was like, what? They're talking about the lines up top probably? They can give you Botox fillers. I've never done that. If it was smooth up here,

it'd be weird, right? I don't want it. I'd not get it. But you just need it up here Maybe on the crows But I'm not doing it Really? You got it for free?

No You know what? This is the first time Today, I don't know if it's early I'm drinking It's the first time Where your eyes actually

Look better The surgery Two years ago? Yeah It paid off Daddy stopped drinking too I have not Daddy doesn't drink much

So I get a little See it could be you Look at the cleanest wood Yeah you can do a lot With fillers dude The only problem is You have to stay on it Like girls that get their lips done, that's every six weeks you get your fucking shots in your lips, dude.

And for what? And for what? I guess if you have like, you know, nothing. If you have like the baby bird like upper lip, I get it. But I'm waiting for them to be able to edit genes so I can just grow new cells. You're going to be in the dirt, but I'll be in the dirt, daddy. But I'd like that might be at my age. Can we fucking clone hair?

How long I got to wait for real? Well, what's scary to me? Maybe they just don't give a fuck. Look at guys like LeBron James who has, he's a billionaire. You know, he's the first active billionaire. And he still can't. Which was, hey, LeBron, this was dirty way and did this. So Yonnes wins the NBA championship, wins MVP.

The day after he wins that, LeBron's team blasts out, first active billionaire in the NBA. So then it just takes all the attention away from Yonis. It's like, you can't give him a little shine, huh? He can't give him a little shine. Yeah. Also cool, though. Billionaire?

Still's got the same hair, though. shitty hair that's the point of this whole story so it's shitty hair billionaire you're not billing you're doing well not billion you're doing well not billion trump a lot of money just the worst hair yeah almost embraces it yeah i don't think you i love when the wind picks up and you can see the it's like fucking he's he's like fucking what you call it big daddy from uh from uh from uh um what's that movie with uh Woody harrison the bowler oh yeah um kingpin mayor bill murray's hearing that yes that's Trump and when the wind picks up. I want, I want hair like Titsy pass.

Who's the tennis player? Titsy pass. Like that, look, that's Trump's here when it's like real windy. And that is correct, sir. Yeah, I, I would just like thick, you know, I wouldn't mind Casey's hair. That's some good hair. How old are you, Casey? Yeah, he's young, 36. When I was 36, I had no gray and I had a tight face.

And I look at pictures of myself and I go, I was a good looking kid. Casey has no wrinkles, nothing. I was a good looking kid. Dude, you know, daddy has some grays. I think daddy over here is getting some grays. No, you'll be gray. You've just, you live at hard. You also live hard.

I don't live that hard. Well, I'm in bed by nine. I think athletes, though, when, are you staying back in the day? I think it, uh, I don't think, obviously, the anxiety of fighting is a fucking disaster, but that, you know,

I was really young then. I think now more the stress is just like, coming up with new material and then the planes and you're on the road, and then you're getting back at two in the morning. business, having lots of employees, putting out fires. You know, but you, I also notice that athletes like you guys have thicker skin in your face. Like you just, you just, from the years of maybe just scar tissue and all that stuff.

Maybe. I don't know. I feel that way. Yeah, I get some grays though. The question is. But my girl digs it. Because I used just for men one time. Nightmare.

I used just for men one time. And so it was like Jet Black. I looked like Sylvester Sloan's fucking son. And she's like, don't do that. She's like, I like, I like the grays. Chicks dig the grays. Oh, yeah. Salt and pepper, Daddy.

Yeah, they love the gray. You don't want to go all salt, though. No, you'll look good. You're just going to be a giant man. If you get gray, you'll be silver fox because you're not losing your hair. Now you've got a shock. You got a shock of silver hair. We call that a shock of silver hair.

Like Anston Cooper. Like a man skunk. Does Anderson dye his hair or is that naturally think? Anston Cooper. You think? He's always been. He's always been. He went great.

What about when he was younger? He like Steve Martin went great when he was very young. You know Steve Martin wears a wig? Does he? Yep. Really? Yep. Look at him.

Oh, wow. Yeah, he went gray super super real. He's aged well. Yes. Good looking guy. Good looking man. Jesus. Very good looking man.

I actually have always liked him. I've always, people hate him and stuff. I've always thought he was, um, he felt fair to me. He felt at least, uh, I don't know what CNN in years. When he was younger, what got him to the dance, I thought was the way he handled a lot of bad shit. You know what makes me laugh is. when we were doing fight companion and arguing with Eddie and Eddie's been right on about 90%

of things now when I look back on all the shit he was talking and he goes where do you get your news I said I don't know CNN fucking Fox and he was like you watch CNN I was like what's wrong with Eddie Eddie was right well my my I get what I like and now I get it because because the news is essentially and now it's time for the news and we're going to scare you could we're going to get your attention to scare the shit I hold your attention by scaring you and if we can't scare you we're going to worry you which means we're going to tell you what could go wrong. Because we want to create

pain. In 10 years we'll be living underwater, or we won't, you know? Can you swim? Can you swim? And it's like... I hope you can grow gills, everybody, because we're going to be underwater. And you're like, oh, fuck, that was a hard sneeze,

dude. That was good. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. Thanks, dude. Yeah, that whole getting COVID second time doesn't happen. You know that? Yeah, I'm aware. Come on, you know me, dude. Okay. I'm excited Rogan had on a CNN. analyst on his show.

Rogan had a CNN analyst on? He comes out today or tomorrow. Oh, I'd like to watch that. Does he give him the business? I think so. All right. We'll see. Those guys are funny because they don't realize

they're playing a way game, right? You're walking to Rogan studio. Of course, he knows you're coming on. He has all his facts. He's going to try to, he's going to get to the truth. He's like a mole. Have you ever argued with Rogan? Yes.

It is tough. I've had some arguments. It is tough. It's tough. And he'll change his mind. He's, he's, He's open-minded, but if he knows he's right and he has a stance, ooh, it's tough. You know me, I love to argue.

Yeah. I should have been a lawyer. I love to argue. Ooh, that guy is tough to argue with. You don't win a lot of those battles. Well, not when he's got all his facts in. That's the problem. You know, and I think, he does all his fact check.

The biggest thing is Americans are, they're being told one thing, regardless of where they get their information, and they're seeing something else. They're every day, their day-to-day. The distrust is not. saying this is not what i'm seeing i'm not seeing racism everywhere i'm just trying to get food on the i know it's i'm not seeing i'm not seeing that that that that trans people are that numerous you know they're trying to pull chapels special from netflix is that in your current event's cat i mean they're never going to i love it critics it's called it canceled dave schpell special ridicule and trans good luck with that there's a very very very small

small fanatical group of trans people that are just email and shout of Netflix but you realize this is what Dave wants right like this just brings more eyeballs and special it may not even be trans people it may be it may be just parents it might be trolls it might be Russian Chinese trolls just trying to create dissension that's what I think I really this lady says scroll up cat says I love so many there's so many cores in my anyways I love so many of the people I've worked with at Netflix brilliant people on executives have been collaborative, fought for important art, but I've been thrown against the wall

because I'm not a real woman. I've had beer bottles thrown at me, so Netflix, I'm done. Oh. All right. That's fine. Be done.

Because I'm going to keep watching Netflix. I've never heard of her. And Netflix. Chappelle's brand has become synonymous with Rukhwin and Transpil and other marginalized comedies. Can't tell jokes now, huh? So now what you say is stand-up special

is taken for word? And those are your strong views of it? Oh, you can't make people? I pray that Netflix doesn't... Guarantee you that I bet you they don't do a thing. They won't do anything. I mean, Netflix should immediately pull the closer from its platform and directly apologize to the transgender community. Huh.

Nah. Because what does that mean the transgender community? Don't act like the transgender community is one voice or one group. That's ridiculous. I mean, you know. Yeah, but you got to realize, Chappelle's so calculating so smart. You don't think he knows that. this was going to trigger some people.

I think if you do a special, whether it's 30 or an hour, and some people aren't triggered, you just didn't do your job. And stand-up, especially in today's society. Like, if you just walk the middle line, nobody's going to watch your special. Look at this pathetic.

Eric Deggins. If you just try to make everybody happy, it's just not, nobody's going to pay attention. Again, these are people who don't do anything, sir. These are people that don't do anything. And I love when they talk for the, they speak for the quote unquote transgender community. There's not a transgender community.

There's not a, no, no, there's not a white community. There are people in that group who happen to be transgender that or identify us that. But there are a lot of people who are transgender who don't fucking, who are like, what? I'm just trying to live my life because I feel different and I'm trying to do something about it. And I'm trying to. A lot of them probably like, I don't give a fuck what Dave Chappelle says. Well, it's like when people talk about. He's a comic.

Yeah. Like when people say the black vote or they say black people. What do you mean? Black people are all over the map with their opinions and philosophies and where they stand politically just like white people are. What the fuck are you talking about? It's the most annoying thing. Anyway. It's interesting.

But I can't wait to watch The Closer now. Yeah, but that's why he's so calculated, dude? Yeah. Well, now I'm going to watch The Closer. But in 2021, and I got this question when I was doing press in Denver, like, do you find it hard to be a comic now with, you? in 2021, staying away from subjects. I'm like, no, the way you fight back is talking about those subjects and having smart, witty material on those subjects.

You don't shy away from it. Because once comics start, you know, censoring themselves, then you're in big... By the way, you can also tell that you've hit, you're doing something right. Because when people freak out, a lot of times it might be because there's some truth to it. Yeah.

Because there's some truth to it. And so what happens is, It's very threatening. Like journalists. Because the truth gets out there. Yeah. What else you got, Catling Journal?

What else? Yeah. So Bob Aram drops a huge fucker to the host of the Fury Wild on three press conference for asking the fighters to face off. So, yeah,

play that one there. I think it's queued up right where it should be at. So they're just yelling at each other. She has a tough job. She's in the middle of these two. monsters. So I think Fury 6-6

Deontoiselle's 6-7 every bit of it. She's in the middle of it. Yeah. And so they're arguing and she goes, can we get a face off? And Bob Aaron, you know, who put the thing you go, he goes, fuck off. He does? Yeah, click on. Yeah.

And she's slanting all the press conference to Wilder. Like, I don't give it there. But it's obvious that that what she was doing. And then she knew that the understanding was no facel. We would fox no faceo. We said no face or what does she say?

Now we're going to do a face off. Fuck her and fuck no face off and we save the fight. That's an old man who doesn't fuck around. He does. Bob Aaron does not give a shit. He's at least 90. How old is Bob Aram? He's been in the game for how long?

Do you think Dana hates Bob Aram or the journalist more? 89. It's a good question. He's 89. You can't hate an 89 year old. You got to just be like, I. He's going anywhere. He ain't going anywhere.

He didn't give a fuck if you hate it. You tell me he's not more coherent than fucking Biden. Oh, dude. At 89, he doesn't speak better than Biden? I know. I mean, they both speak better than me or whatever. Still doing it. Still doing it.

At 89, if you still give a shit that much, like he's still angry. That's what keeps him a lot. He's passionate. Yeah. And she's great, too. My father's that way. My father... Your dad's smart speaks well.

He is, and he's 81 and he's still kind of outraged at things. You don't have a gut. He's what? He has a gut. He's got a gut on him and doesn't care. My sister... You know, my dad beat up your dad, yeah? 100%.

But my sister said... My sister was so mad at him because he's eating so much. But she goes, you know what keeps him alive? His life force and his opinion. Yeah. If his heart could, it would jump out of his body and slap him right. the fucking face. His heart's sick of this shit.

His heart will be like, hey, gang gang. But you can't. So sometimes your life force. Sometimes you're outraged. God, Bob Aaron, just an old school promoter. Look at him with Don King. Oh, yeah, dude. Criticized. You know, like all promoters, he's got. Has there ever been a promoter who doesn't just reap all the hate?

Yeah. There's never been a promoter. Who's the guy, black guy, who manages? Don King? Nope. Black guy? Hayman? Al Hayman? Oh, dude.

He seems to be a little bit more... He gets it too, but yeah, he's for sure. He tends to be less criticized by fighters, I think. I don't know. He seems to be more in their corner, if it were, as it were. I don't know. Yeah. He was a Mayweather guy, but the thing with Mayweather

that made him different than other fighters is, dude, I've been in the room with him. I've seen how he operates. You're talking about a fucking sniper. Oh, Mayweather? Oh, dude. You know, just to be in the room during his Q&A, he had to approve everybody.

I believe that. So you couldn't be in the room unless he single-handly was like, yep, him, him, him, him. Wow. Well, he knows how to play the game. I told you when he was the game a long time. Yeah, they taught him, man. I told you when I was working the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather fight,

I went to the restaurant and his whole team, all of them, All of them were coming out. And he goes, I know you, you're the white boy who works too much. That's me, dude. Oh, is that right? Yeah, that's me, dude. Wow. He's like, you're all over, man.

I'm like, yeah, I'm exhausted. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, he's, um, dude, I'm, I'm talking, you, I've never seen an athlete or even entertainer down to the detail. You text. I'm sure, Kevin Hart. You text me and I text you from the room.

All the stuff is an act. He's a smart, sober, thoughtful. I know people are like, oh, he can't read. Who gives a fuck? You know what you're talking about. Dude, I'm talking he knew the camera shots, the angles. Well, he might be very dyslexic. He's like, ditch that camera, bring camera A over it in the roaming camera.

And you're like, holy fuck, dude. Yeah. He's a savvy dude. I think part of what makes him a great boxer, though, not just obviously his schooling. But I think some dudes, you could speak to this more, I think some dudes just can see shots better. They can just see distance. Oh, yeah. But he's been doing it in diapers.

Yeah. That's my argument with Fury. like you know he's been in diapers so it's like he's seen every any style you bring they've seen in the when they're in amateurs or golden gloves or Olympics like they've seen it all every look you're every like nothing there's like in MMA because guys don't have as much experience even the champs sometimes they fight a guy where it's like they've never seen that

style and it gives them problems so it's like you know wonder boy everyone's like guys a tough matchup for everybody facts yeah you're right but in boxing there's no style that these guys at this level have not seen That's right. They've seen it all, dude. That's right. You know what I'm saying? That's exactly right. I think that's really interesting about that. So depending on also like when you watch folk wrestlers deal with these Dagestanis who are doing Samba and Greco, it's a chain wrestling they haven't seen. It's almost like I've been speaking French and you're coming in at you're coming out with Chinese.

I don't, what the fuck is this? Yep. And then you're trying to download it compete and there's not enough hours in the day and it's the language they're fluent in. You can't. The transitions. It's like Kabib. And people would study. tape and they'd be like oh this is what he does in his cage and then when he go against them you'll defend that and they have seven other ways take you down that you had no clue i know and because

he's he's been since he's in diapers he's been run up the mountain fucking leg locking goats you know i'm saying it's like i know you you see all that stuff that's my i know you're you're you're a sandhagen guy and you should be because that's your team that's christian allen's this thing me being biased because he's a war kid and i've known since he was 15 take all that out of the window I'm telling you, dude, stylistically, it's a tough fight for Peter Yon. 100%. I just think that... I bet Peter Yon say the same thing.

Yep. I just see things with Peter Yon. Like, forget those Sambao trips, which I've actually never seen an MMA. But his ability to split hands, his ability, those little details, that rush in boxing, those little details you don't see with this. That forward pressure? Forward pressure, staying there and he's stepping back. I'm telling you. You know, that's going to be a problem for him?

Telling it's going to be a problem. He's going to get knocked out. He's in your clip. Yep. Really? telling you do. Really? But Al Jemaine Sterling couldn't do it though

Different, you're talking about different animal This is what the savage Corey is So when I was watching him spar Because he's still far out Was that fight November? He's fight November I think Is it November or December? Yeah

Yeah I believe it's November 6th We're doing a Calabas fight campaign So they spar like 10 rounds And mostly guys in the Was that's October 30th So he's in camp right now And I said to his

His coach Christian Allen I'm like dude he looks exhausted He's like this is what Corey does When he's not in like He'll do a strict training camp Like six weeks out four weeks out But right now

He likes he wants to the exhausts to the point Where the worst guy in the room Fucks him up puts him in bad positions Because I was watching him like dude You should probably get him out He looks fucking I mean just barely making it He's like this is 10th round

Oh my God This is first day back smart oh my god i'm like he's just 10 rounds he goes yeah he likes to go to a mental place where they can't break him i'm like what a fucking savage he's been training with christian allen i think since he was 16 15 15 years old he came in the gym at 15 i remember and i remember seeing him he was fighting at 45 at the time and he walked by me and he's he's roughly my size he's not that much smaller yeah tall great guy great guy yeah and i thought to myself this kid is fighting now at 35 that's big has all the talent And what's interesting is Christian and him train this kid who's young.

He's like 18 now. So he's a mix. He's a hybrid mix of Corey and Christian. And he's just coming up the ranks. Really? Savage. Monsters. You see these young kids.

I'm like, that's so cool, man. Well, I was thinking about Canelo and people like, well, he trained so hard. Well, he trained so hard because there are people right at his door, like the Charlo brothers, like all these people that are just dying, head hunting. looking for him. You can't relax when you're a fighter. You cannot. Not Canelo's. Then think about Canelo is this is what's always fascinating. I'll see

Connor made all the money in the world and now. He's kind of half in, half out, does his antics or whatever. Still a great one run, one of the greatest never do it. But you look at a guy like Floyd, right? Or you look at a guy like Canello and then you look at guys like Anthony Anthony Joshua, Anthony Joshua has all the money in the world. Like he can't get any more money. I guess you could be like

a Bezos type of. He can't spend his money in a lifetime. His kids can't spend it. Their kids can't spend it. He's all set. He can't tell he's kind of checked out. They look at Canello who probably has more money, more famous. I know.

Probably the biggest name in boxing. I know. And trains like a goddamn banshee. Trains like he's broke. He lives in San Diego. Has a team of fighters that live with them there. He has a whole house for them. He trains with them every day.

That's another guy, though, came up in a family of fighters. What's you got? 27 brothers, every one of them fighters. And he was... Guadalajara, dude. Born and raised. That's where my girl's from.

And Redhead. So he was basically a white guy. I think like, his family, yeah, well, of course, because he's, his redhead, not even white. You just, you smolder in the sun. So I think that he, I think his family was originally from where, like Ireland or something? No, Guadalajara, dude. Right. There's no Irish in him.

Well, ethnically, I think he's actually, he's actually, his ancestry is. You think? Yes. Oh, so fierce skin? Yes, yes, yes. He's not, yeah. And Henry Alba explained that he was born of the outskirts of Guadalajara. Spanish.

Family Virginia, Las Reyes. Canella is Spanish in the Mexican word for cinnamon. Yeah, Canella means cinnamon. Does Canella have Irish heritage? Yeah, click on that cat. Does Canella have, see that? Canello has revealed there might have been some Irish grandfather somewhere there in my past. There's a full name of Santo, Saul Alvarez, Baragan.

Yeah, Mexican spelling. According to one history of the name, Baragan is mixed spelled for old Irish name Bergen. Yeah, he's so fair skin. And Redhead? Yeah, you're right. You'd have to be Irish in that. If he did his genome, I think you'd see some... Dude, Irish, Mexican?

Yeah, no shit, he's going to be the best of all. It's a great combo. The best combo. Yeah. Dude, I forget my kids are Mexican. You forget? All the time. Yeah, your kids are Mexican.

It's a good combo. Mexican. I dropped him off school this morning. He's crying because I don't have to leave for two days and he's crying. I'm like, dude, don't cry in front of the other kids. And the Spanish teacher... I know. I start crying.

And his Spanish teacher goes, man, Tiger's really good Spanish. I'm like, he's Mexican. Yeah, well, because she's like he is like, yes, mom's. He's 100% Mexican. Yeah, I was like his mom's born and raised. That makes him 100% of her. And all she does speak Mexican to him, she's like, that makes a lot of sense.

Do you have any white in you at all? I know. Yeah, I'm just curious. Because between you and Canello. I mean, Canello, dude, if you were an alien from a planet, right? Yeah, he's got red hair on his arms. They're showing you Irish people, Mexicans, black people, white people. And you showed Connell.

You're like, hey, what do you see? The alien. He's like, Irish white? Super Irish? Like from the north of Ireland? He's not black Irish. My dad's Irish and he's dark like you. This kid is from, he's from Scandinavia.

Yeah. My darkness, I have a splash of the talent in me. 18%. Not big deal. That's it? 18%. It's so weird how dark you are. I know.

And Jay and my mom, my dad's a little dark. Your dad's Native American. My dad's a full-blown Apache. He truly is. All six four of them. My dad was actually in a pocket. And did a good job in it. He did a good job.

Did a very good job in it. Yep. And it was the only year. That's a great movie, by the way. One of the most underrated movies. So good. No one spoke about it. Written and directed by Mel Gibson.

It is one of the best movies ever. And I think it's actually in the old school Aztec language. That's what I was she going to bring up. How the fuck did they learn that language? It's a stop. Are there really people out there in no fucking Aztec language? Like how would they pick that? Linguists.

How long do you have to learn that? When you get the script, you know you're speaking fucking straight up. He wrote it. He wrote it. I think it's a masterpiece. Oh my God. It's so fucking good.

But it came out after he was like, he was like the dude. Have you seen it? Oh, dude, watch it tonight. Get some whiskey. Watch tonight. Dude, it's fan. It's so savage.

It's so savage. I'd say Shindler's List is even more savage. Yeah. This is. Shindler's list, my girl, she was sleeping, I'd bump her, wake her, I go, can you believe they did this?

Can you fucking believe somebody would do this? Yeah. How insane is this? Like when that kid, you know, the guy who's a great actor, he's in the Red Dragon, you know what I'm talking about? He was that movie J-Lo, but he's like the main bad Nazi who runs a constriction camp. And that kid goes, hey, I was trying to get the dirt off the tub and I can't get it off. And he won't look at him.

He can tell he's scared. Yeah. And he goes, you're free. His name is Rafe Fine. That's right. He goes, you're free to go. Go ahead. And the kid just watch.

And then he's like, you're free to go. And you can tell he's like struggling with letting this kid going. He was, you're free to go. You're free to go. And he's staring in the mirror. And then he gets out of his fucking gun and pop, she's getting the fucking head. Yeah, he was a-

The problem with me, what keeps me up on an Oscar for that, bro. Yeah, he should. Yeah. It was insane. Remember when he's talking about the Jews, he was like, they're like a virus. You know, he's talking about it. It's mind blowing that that happened in our fucking world.

It's nuts to me, dude. That's right. It's absolutely fucking mind-blown. That's right. And it all. Or how about that? Oh, there's that piece of shit, the real one. And it could happen again.

Set of ears on him. Yeah, it could happen again. No, that guy's the survivor. Oh, okay, that's cool. He's a good guy. I mean, called him a piece of shit. I thought that was the original guy. I mean, he played such an amazing job.

It was nuts. How about that girl who's like his taker and he's like attracted to her? And he's like, this would never work though because, you know, you're not even human. You're not even human. And then kills her. I know, he's like, I want to grow old with her, but I can't, you know. And then kills her. Remember when he's going to kill.

he's he's the most the sickest thing is this woman is in a concentration camp and he says uh and he goes one of you is a very lucky that's where he kills right he goes don't come too close to me i have a cold i don't want to give you my cold meanwhile you're in a concentration camp it was so dude have you seen jojo rabbit yeah yeah one of the most original movies ever made it and when it when it when it was when it was when it was like slapstick comedy it's gonna be stupid yeah and then we were in San Antonio and it came on. Jay's like, oh, I love this movie. I'm like, isn't it stupid? He's like, you never seen Jojo Rab? I'm like, no. Dude. Yeah. Where he's like, so unique. Oh my God. It's good. And it's also not like, it's just from the eyes of a child, man.

His eyes from a child reminds me to tigers, dude. Well, life is beautiful is another one about, have you seen life as beautiful? Another one. He won an Oscar. Oh, no. Oh, it's good. It's astonishing. And it's important to understand what happened. He's such a good actor. Ray finds, I mean, well, that's, that's, that's, that's, he's top 10. Ray find? Yeah, top 10. Yeah. You don't get better.

No. You don't get better. You're talking about a guy who comes from the, from the, from the west side of England. He, he was on stage. Yeah. He was doing Shakespeare. These guys cut their teeth on the hardest material. So when, when, when, so the reason.

The reason that Stephen Spielberg saw him, Stephen Spielberg saw him in a play. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's like Mark Rylance. He saw him in a play. So these guys. When they go to Broadway, when they go to the west side of London, they see these productions, they go, oh, this guy's playing Hamlet and crushing it.

I'm going to get... And memorizing the whole script and everything. But I mean, also, like, bringing it to life. Spielberg did, uh, Schindler's List? Yes, he did. Jesus. It's one of the great movies, and it's one of the hardest movies to sit through. You remember it came out on Christmas?

Yeah, it's an important movie. I remember my dad was like, we want to see Schindler's list. And I was like, I'm going to my mom's opening gifts. Yeah. And then he was, like, all sad. What's important? The reason it's important is to know. It happened.

It happened. And it was... No, it's history. It was a legal revolution. It's mind-blowing that happened. An entire country stood by and watched it happen. It's nuts, dude. Yeah.

It's nuts. Yes. And the history they teach us, right? In American schools, like, America came and saved the day. Dude, we came in in the fifth round. Yes. We came in the fifth round. It was the Russians.

It was the Russians that fought this fight. And so many Russians died. more Russians died than anybody else. I love that you know this stuff. Oh, yeah, dude. I love that you've been reading about this. Do you remember how we used to talk about this? I know as an idiot.

But you weren't an idiot. You just didn't know. But I love, I fucking love that you are reading. You're a big influence in it, dude. Remember when we sat down and all your smart friends that are talking? I'm like, I can't add to this conversation. And remember we got out of that dinner and you're quiet. I'm like, do I need to start reading, dude?

And I was like, can you give me some books? Remember that? And then remember also, I mean, I met with a speech coach, which kind of helping. but remember we would go over my vocabulary with you. Yeah. And you'd like, because I used to say I haven't eaten yet. Yeah. I haven't eaten yet.

I haven't eaten yet. You'd like, dude, you've got to quit saying that. And I'd say anyways. You'd like, there's no S on anyway. Yeah. Well, there are all kinds of things like that. But you just, that was not what you studied. Hey, you don't see Colorado.

Hey. Hey. You majored in sports, you majored in sports. I know, but yee. Yeah. Someone's paying for this. But to your credit. Yeah, I remember that dinner when you were quiet and we were talking about history.

A light bulb went off of that. And you went, I have a big deficit and I have to. But the fact that you just said that about Russia is astonishing to me. It's, it's amazing. You've been reading. Oh, yeah. And what's interesting is so when the American troops came in and we like took over Germany, American, you know, we're good people.

We didn't fuck around and rape women and kill children. We didn't do that. Russia, because what Germany did to the Russians where they'd, you know, take over the cities and rape and killed the children. Well, Russia went, eye for an eye, y'all. So they didn't play nice like we did. They did what they did to them. Because more of them died than anybody.

So they, dude, they were savages. Horrible. It's horrifying. The number of dead is too much to bear. Kat, bring up how many Russians died in World War II? And here's a fundamental difference between... This will blow your mind for those of you don't know. World War I, World War I and World War II was the first time

when you could mechanize mass slaughter, machine guns, and poison gas, and artillery, and perhaps most importantly, aerial bombardments. You could bomb with incendiary bombs, you could just drop them on cities. So the death toll was astronomical. It would never used to be that way. It was when Carnage. Soviet Union, 24 million. Overall, they think 100 million people died. between World War I and World War II, which was the, which was the European Civil War. You know, it lasted that long.

Oh, fuck, dude. Trench warfare, poison gas. It's crazy when you look at the history of Winston Churchill, who they would be like, hey, man, this Hitler guy is kind of a problem. He's like, yeah, it's not big deal. Like, I'm telling this guy,

he's really rallying the troops, dude. It's pretty charismatic and he can give you a speech. When Neville Chamberlain said to Hitler, go ahead and invade the Sudetenland, in Munich, that was the great betrayal. That's when the Nazis were like, oh, look, nobody's going to get in our way. We can just expand.

It's crazy. It's crazy to me. So, you know, Hitler wanted to get into this art school. If that teacher would I just let him in the art school. Well, that's right. It's similar like Charles Manson. All he wanted was a fucking rap. He didn't get into the Vienna School, the arts, I believe.

Because you know why? He couldn't draw a human figure. Yeah. He could only draw up fucking buildings. I'm not fucking drawing. Yeah, but not human. His buildings, though? He did not.

He lit as fuck. He lit as fuck. Dude, what if you came to my house out of Hitler painting? Is that weird? Well, they probably go for a lot. Or if I was playing Charles Manson, his song? I'm sure they go for a lot. The Beach Boys fucking played some of his songs.

Fuck. And so it's the same. If Hitler would have just got that scholarship to draw, I don't think we're here. Didn't know how to draw the expression. But then also, if Charles Manson would have just got that record deal. I know. I know.

Just how little things could have changed the world. You wonder. You wonder. A guy that. who could speak that charitematically and came along at a time when Germany was humiliated after World War I. And the depression and fucking. It's important to study these things so you can see the when they start to happen again. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know, we know how this ends. We know how this ends. And it starts. Rogan had a really cool. He posted something on his Instagram that I thought was so fucking good. Everybody freak out about it. No, it was. he posted this incredible thing.

It was, it was, and I'll, I think it's worth reading because it's, a negative COVID test. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. I'll read it. Cats, cats bring it up right now. Oh, good. There it is.

This one? Yeah. Listen to this. It's interesting. Dude, his picture for the TD Gardens, hilarious. Of all the tyrannies, the tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims, maybe the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than on.

under omnipotent moral busy bodies. Yeah, that's a word. Yeah, omnipotent means everywhere. You're everywhere. You're kind of like omnipotent. The Robert Barron's cruelty may sometimes sleep. His cupidity may at some point be satiated. He may have enough.

But those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. So true. Who said that? I don't know. But it's so true, man. It's when you believe that you're doing good and it's for our own good, you're never going to stop. And that's where you have to be fucking careful of government oversight.

We saw the mandates California Newsom Pass. You have to be vaccinated to go into any restaurant, any indoor facility now. Yeah. And guess how you do that? You have to have a vaccine passport. So we are- Or a car. You show a card.

That's a vaccine passport. Yeah, that's all it is. You have to show proof on your phone, ladies and gentlemen. And you have to scan it. Don't point your finger on. So now when you scan it, they got a record of you being there. Yep. So they're tracking.

You know what else is doing China. I know. Yep. So what happened to what happened to vaccine? But Newsom only has, what, like eight months left? I think you only have eight months left. We are, Canada just voted in Trudeau for a second term. You know, it's like, I don't know, man.

That's Canada. I'm not worried about them. but Newsom only has, I think, eight more months. I think he only has eight more months. I thought he has more than that. I don't think so, dude. Because that's why people were saying with the recall, they're like, well, I mean, if we recall them, there's only eight more months.

Sure. Yeah, you don't have long. So the 46 recall candidates who appear on Kelvin. But scroll down, maybe there's info on there. Fewer than 15 months as of September. All right. So we got October, November, December, January, February.

So he has like another year? About, yeah. It's going to be tough. I like a piece of shit. Well, just a guy who thinks he knows better than you do. And he believes in government oversight to the degree where you have to show proof of your COVID vaccine. Not your other vaccines, but that.

And that's the question. What's this? So Jake Paul recently found a photo of Tommy, Fury where he was at the front desk of Spirit Airlines and he decided to make fun of him saying this is what happens when you turn down a $1 million fight. Oh, that's fucked out. This is the TikTok you posted. I think Jake Paul beats him, by the way.

Bad. I think he knocks him out, yeah. See Tommy for his last fight? Oh, here we go. So this is a photo. I mean, is that me? It does look like you from afar. Yeah, it does.

I think he's a lot leaner. That's funny. He is a dying piece. God, Spared Airline, that's tough. But sometimes you never know. Sometimes you're flying. It's the only option. I had to fly it one time.

Yeah. But it is the greyhound of the skies. It's a nightmare. I was like, can I get a water like bitchy like you have a seatbelt? I remember when the guy goes, I'm not flying this airline anymore because you guys charged me for a bag.

And I remember the flight attendant goes like this. He was a guy. He was like a gay guy. He goes like this. He goes, okay. Okay. Just like that. There's nothing.

Hey, there's nothing better when airlines, when people argue with airlines, because there's only so many flights you can take. So they're like, you're cool, dude. Dang, that's cool. Whatever you want to do. This is what I have one to turn on a one million payday. Jesus Christ. But sometimes it's like the only option you can get, you know, like, I think we're in Cleveland and my flight got canceled. I need a direct flight back Sunday morning.

And my brother's like, I have bad news, dude. Spirit's the only one of the flights direct to Burbank. I'm like, then spirit is, Bubba. Spirit it is. And the three of us flew back on spirit and God damn. Yeah, yeah. It is tough. You think Jake Paul beats Tommy Free?

Yeah, he knocked him out. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy Fury is very new to boxing. Very new. Very new. Yep. You see his last fight like, fuck, dude.

I think he was like six rounds. Jake knocks him out. Yeah. He's got great breasts. He turned down the fight. There's a reason. His team knows. It would be the end of his boxing career if he lost to Jake Paul.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, his team turned it down. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They know what's up. Yeah, Jake knocks him out, unfortunately. Hmm.

Chan, how's your doctor appointment go? I told everybody you died earlier. Yeah. And now you're bad. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing all right. I got to go back, though. I'd go back. I just did more blood tests. They didn't, they didn't. Did they just... Blood tests. Blood tests. It's all the same shit. I just need to get an MRI. They don't want to, they don't want to give me an RECD. It's cost. too much money. So I've seen another person later. I'll cost you $18,100. Go fucking pay for it. But you can't recommend it? They can't be like, hey, can I just get a fucking MRI? I asked.

They don't know. No. No. It's the insurance. It's such stupid shit. Bubba. Here's what you do. You spend $2,000 on an MRI. Is it that much? I thought it costs way more. No. Spend $2,000 on a goddamn MRI. Yeah. Call a clinic right now and go spend

the two grand. Chins in a bad spot. This is This blood test bullshit Oh, they're just taking them for a run. Bullshit. Go get a fucking MRI. Because you're gonna do it.

I'm like, yeah, dude, same shit. I'm like, thank you. Still in pain. Like, come on back and then we're dealing with sword and it's fucking neat. I think there's a couple more hoops and then I'll get the MRI. No, no.

Go get the MRI. And then what do I do with it? Just show. Huh? Look at your point. What's he doing? You give it to a guy who, no, I got a guy.

I have to go through the system. There's just the way. There's a guy named Dr. Mosah, Kapil Moser. is the best in the business. But let's say he takes a look at it and then he's like, all right, you got some bad nerve issues. My hospital's going to be like, okay, well, we didn't do it for you.

Well, at least you'll know what you're dealing with. No, not if he runs out of a hospital. Because he works out of a hospital, I'm sure. No, he doesn't. He works right here. He has a clinic here. He has a clinic, but then also he can recommend you and be like, this is my guy at this hospital, Cedars.

He also knows which guys you shouldn't go to. Yeah. Okay. Because it's a whole racket, dude. It's all good. I'll figure it out. There's a guy out there whose name I will. but I had he was

Cabell Moses was a car This guy puts he gets kickbacks He puts screws in your body Okay because he gets kickbacks From that company They all do that's why they push pills And not conspiracy It's just the business man

Yeah And hospitals Chin's certainly a chin I'll make it through But chin is pissed off Pay for the MRI Yeah We'll figure out how to help you with that

Chin is pissed off dude Look at him I'm good Kat's been home the fort down Doing a good job Here let me take a look at it Go over here and take your pants off

I want to see what's going on. No, because a lot of your neck problems can be in your upper thigh and your your hip area. Are we just going to pretend cat didn't get in a fight with a cougar? What happened to your jeans cat? She's all kinds of. I went for your booty. I saw the booty like the. Oh, yeah.

It has like these tear marks everywhere. I'm a hoarder. I've had these pants since high school. They're nice. I just don't get rid of anything. They're cool, though. Thanks. Oh, if I have jeans that it fit, dude.

I will rot. Like those, I can't wear them anymore because the crotch busted out so many times. I took it to my lady who deals with the tailor And she's like there's nothing we do with these dude They're too thin they're gonna keep ripping I'd throw them away Yeah I've had them for seven years Favorite fucking jeans

Sometimes you gotta throw them out now you're like this company Kato they're based off L.A but they make Japanese denim jeans These are Kato Favorite fucking jeans Yeah Japanese denim's not playing out My favorite but these are they have a four-way scene Don't you need a little elastic in the leg? Yeah so that this Kato company

They're called Penn Slims And they have like an elastic in them, but they're also the quality of Japanese. Favorite jeans do, by far. Yeah, you need a little... And they're based off L.A., so you order them if you're an L.E. You order them that day, you get them the next morning, like, they're the best. Have you weighed yourself?

No, I never weigh myself. You definitely over 270. Oh, man. No, you just looked very big yesterday when I was fighting you. You looked... You think I'm over 270? I've never seen you bigger. Just muscle-wise.

Gotcha. They're talking about my... No, no, I don't think you're fat. You're just big. I'm trying to slim down for the special dude I like those Cato things you don't have to It's a dumb thing to do Just be big as shit

And stronger than everybody You pick me up in a weird way yesterday It was very weird to be picked up that way Yeah Yeah those are my favorite right there Can I get out the other ones they had there Those are fire with the stri-th Those daddy

The houndstooth They have a 30 in those Nope God damn it The Chino pants dent Bage hounds tooth Come on Cato It's the only thing about this site.

They don't make a ton because they're based off LA, small shop. Do it all by hand. I need those hounds tooth. Come on, Kato, send the hounds tooth. Wow. You would like those, be? Probably.

I got a lot of jeans. I can't get enough jeans. I know. Dude, denim jackets, jeans. I'm not mad at the boots. They've got some cool shoes there. That's not what they sell, though, you know? No.

How about those boots right there? No. You could pull those off, though. No, you could do it, but they don't sell them, you know? they're a gene company I have to start wearing those guys I like those boots

What are those boots right there? I like those boots. We don't know dude This is a gene company I keep saying I like them All right what else you got kept Shout to Cato

So there is a man here in California Who was having some issues In his marriage And he decided to go to a psychic Which this woman was texting with him For a while telling him Oh if you come in for a tarot card reading I can tell you what's happening

in your relationship. He goes and this woman tells him that he has a curse put upon him by his ex-girlfriend and the only way she can lift it is if he does this, I don't know what she calls exactly, but she's charging him $5,400 for to lift this curse essentially. And he puts down a down payment of a grant. A few weeks later, he realizes nothing happens, nothing changes in his marriage. He goes to complain to her and she refuses to give the money back. So now he is suites suing her for $25,000 in damages. Now, the judge is going to go, that's on you, my man. That's on you, sir.

That's in you. She's a tear card reader. Somebody could. And I'll lift a curse. Yeah. Yeah. I've always said, the psychics. Psychics are basically, they're all liars.

Oh, 5100. You're a criminal. They would be bawling. If you're charging people for a psychic reading, you're a criminal and a scumbach. Yeah. And they're usually pretty general, too. She describes her work as a PhD.

life coach. Hell yeah. Of course you do. You're a scumbag and you're a liar, but also if you're dumb enough to fall for that, you deserve to lose your money. Agree. It's a good economy.

Let them both do it. Actually, everybody is, it's all good. I would never do anything. Let it all happen. Let the dummies lose their money. Let the scam artists make money. Fuck it. If you're that dumb, that's crazy.

I agree. You're going to lift a curse? Cool. So the next one. Just the fact that he thought it was a curse is a problem. That's right. That's something my family used to believe in, too. My uncle thought that his ex-wife had put a curse on him because she got a tattoo of his face on her butt.

Love it. And he actually paid a psychic. I think it was $10,000 to remove the curse because he was having terrible luck in his love life. He says everything's fine now. He has her face on his ass? Yes. He got a flat ass. He's a flat ass?

It was probably a flat ass, honestly. He likes them. So probably like the portrait is probably fucking money. You know what I'm saying? Because of a flat surface. I know an Indonesian woman. She cast a spell on somebody. And the next day or the week later, that woman, all her teeth fell out.

So maybe there's something to it. That might be something. That's when you know the curse is real. If you can be like, no, I say it. And teeth fall out? Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God. See, I would pay 10 grand, be like, hey, reverse the curse.

Oh, I go right to a ranch. You might, or I would just go by some chompers, like jokes on you. I got veneers, bitch. I got better teeth. Yeah, you have better teeth. I can get paid both yards. The fucking Zodiac killer's still doing it, huh? So a team of specialists have been working on the Zodiac Killer Coles case,

and they believe they have the Zodiac Killer's identity, and they believe it's this man. His name is Gary F. Post or Posty. He was in the Bay Area. during those attacks and he actually passed away in 2018, but a lot of the scars that he has on his arms match with the records of the attacks. And a lot of the clues and the riddles that he left matches up with his name. Oh, interesting.

So they believe this is him and not the guy that they made the Zodiac Killer movie. Really? Yeah. Yeah. So this is the guy. They believe this is the guy. Wow. Isn't that weird?

You got away with it that fucking long? And then fucked with the San Francisco PD with like right letter. With, like, write letters and shit? It's nuts. And you know, they still can't figure out and decipher his writing? They've tried for years. A team did the mean one. Barely.

Barely. They can get certain words, but they can't get all of it. It's weird, right? It's very weird. He was a former, hold on. Other clues include the suffering letters sent by the zodiac that revealed him as a killer, said, okay. Yeah, he was a psychopath.

Yeah, just got off on not only killing, but he would write letters to the surviving, the victim's families. How nuts is that? How nuts is it? How many serial killers just get away? Well, when... I mean, the goal and state killer basically got it. They're like, we caught him.

He's 80. Yeah. He got away with it. This guy, Jesus Christ. Great movie, though. Zodiac Killer, good movie. I feel that for that guy in his family now.

I know. Did you ever see the documentary thing? He was on FX, the Zad Killer. And this guy's like, my dad. Oh, yes. He has daddy issues, and he's convinced the first four are lit as fuck. This guy's like, my dad's Zoya Killer.

And he goes to San Francisco, meets with the victims, meets with forensic, meets with the police department. And I'm like, holy fuck. And I'm like, why isn't there more news of this guy's dad's the Zodiac Killer?

That's a big deal. Episode five, they interview his mom. And she's like, no, I don't know sex with Zodiac Killer. And I've been wasted all my time. She's like, I know his dad. His dad's in Cleveland.

You're all, what? And she's like, I don't know why he's doing this. You're all, fuck. dude made up a bunch of different but why would FX? Yeah why would FX do that? And then you'd be like look at this you can't tell me this drawing's not my dad

you're like that's the first episode you're like fuck they look pretty similar well when you look back on it yeah they both had glasses I guess have you seen Vendetta? Yeah about the journalist yeah in Italy oh is a documentary yeah no oh I'm talking I thought you're talking about the movie vendor now bring up Vendetta on on no bring up Vendetta truth lies in the mafia

Look at this. Bring up the trailer for this. This is new? Yeah, I think you'd probably be into this. The guy looks like the Monopoly guy. Is it narrated by Sirius? Is it Siri talking? I don't watch it this way.

I watch it with the title. Yeah, I need the subtitles. I don't know why they have it. There's seven people talking. No, go back and put it, put on, just show, show, uh, that's gonna be tough. Yeah, show the actual trailer because it's, that's the trailer, dude.

That's the actual trailer. Really? Because the one I saw. He gives us the gist of it because that, that was terrible. This dude right here just goes, he goes, I'm gonna expose. What country? In what country? Sicily. Oh, wow.

And he's like, and he goes, your pieces of shit, you stupid motherfucker. I can't believe he's still alive. Well, they hung his dogs. They hung his dogs. That's terrible. And then, yeah. But now, then they, the way the mafia fights you, because then they have a judge

the judge who they started they started there you go here you go here you go and this is the same one same one with subtitles now watch this

the anti-man the anti-man dude everybody's corrupt she's the biggest judge in it well he's a character oh yeah

is he working for the mafia you have skeptical of hip-o eyes how was he not taking out look interesting yeah dude the mafia the mafia took the so you've got a journalist who's trying to expose them

and then you have the number one judge who's seizing all their assets and suddenly all of a sudden they're like these guys were working for the mafia the mafia doesn't fuck around they'll they'll create these things and all of a sudden you're like, wait, what's really going on?

That does look good. That guy looks insane, but that does look good. Gutsy motherfucker, though. You'd have to be. You'd have to be. He went to the boss of bosses town in Sicily, where the bosses of the bosses are. See, he has to been working with them. He's like, these guys are scumbags.

They're going to kill him easily. He had to been working with him. Well, the thing is they also, you know, I mean, his network, he's got the, his network, his little network is in a fucking apartment building. Dude, this should be called Vendetta. We both ugly. Well, yeah, they smoke. They do a lot of smoking.

Look at those fucking, look at that mustache. He looks ridiculous. What else you got? Okay, so there is a new TikTok trend that people are calling out. I forgot what exactly it was called, but the gist of it is that you kind of devious licks. Thank you. Where a bunch of students are just doing devious things. It started out with a picture of kids basically tearing down a restroom in a school.

They tear down the stalls, the sink out of the wall. And it's actually graduated to the point where people are now slapping teachers. No fucking way. Yeah. Dude, if my kid slapped a teacher. Oh my God. Slapping teachers. And there's video of them slapping teachers?

Yes, there is. But the platform is actually taking it down. They're trying to erase that whole hashtag. So people can't. Like TikTok just stop all this bullshit. So kids, you know, because obviously they just want likes and views and clicks. So if you take that down, they're not going to do it. That's right.

What are you doing, TikTok? So the Connecticut Attorney General actually came out with a statement saying that TikTok is failing to stop the spread of this dangerous content because it's escalating. People are just trying to do bigger and bigger stunts. I believe so, yes. Suspect. But how do they not just flag this off the bat? Like, all right, we can't have this.

Dude, slapping a teacher. Imagine slapping your teachers again? I was so terrified by my teachers. I would see my teacher at the grocery store and it was like an alien. Like a kid, life would be over. Yeah, I'm like, oh my God, tents up. Even though I didn't do anything. Your life would be over.

Wasn't it weird when you saw your teacher of the grocery story? Like, holy shit, they do something besides teach. In their outside clothes? Yeah, it's like they eat food. Yeah. I had a kid, nine-year-old, tell me to fuck off. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. I was like, is this court taking? Because you're just throwing a ball to the dog. I want to play tennis. Yeah, I love that kid. Yeah, we're playing here. Fuck off. I love that kid.

And I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, young man. That's all I could do. His mom was like, Jeremiah. I was like, fuck off. Jesus Christ, man. Full-throated. Fuck off. Yeah, it's not the first time he said it.

Hurt my feelings. Yeah, that would hurt you. What are you going to do? I can't. Nothing. I was also like, fuck, this, these are. You keep them busy though. And it was a big nine year old?

Keep him busy. Yeah. The nine year old. Let's go, bro. Hey, what the fuck do you say? Let's go. Say it to my face. He's like, I say.

I'll do to you what shop does to me when we wrestle. You don't know what he is? What else you get? So this one's a sad. I think we've talked about this selfie before. It went viral where, Two gorillas were taking a photo with their caretaker. One of the gorillas actually recently passed away in the arms of her caretaker.

Damn, from what? Illness. I don't think it says exactly what it was, but she had an illness that finally just kind of took her. Was she older? Yeah, she was an older one. When I was in Indonesia and I worked with Orangutanans. She was 14. She was 14.

That's still young for an ape, maybe. Is it? I think so. They lived like 30, 40. when I was in this guy took he would rehabilitate the orphans and one of the babies died

they couldn't get that guy out of bed that was his daughter they couldn't get him out of bed Holy fuck those fucking things you get so attached to them dude You have no idea Chimps live fucking 39 apes live 39 years

Oh yeah dude That's a human to you man Believe me if you don't You don't want a chimp You don't want it to die It'll destroy you If it's your friend If it's your pet

It's a human Dude there's some chimp That lived at 88 for God's sakes They're, they're, um, the expression in their eyes, I know this from working with orangutans. Their expression is like, no, but they're human, dude. No, for sure. They're like our closest thing to us. Right.

And you see their eyes. But don't say working with them. But they have emotions. I know, but don't say working with them. You didn't work with them. When I was working with them when I was rehabilitating them. Okay, I was there and for Earthwatch. No, I actually.

You passed by. I helped. Yeah, yeah. I helped. You passed the water. I gave mangoes. Don't say working with orangutans. I gave pineapples to that.

That's triggering for me. And they like pineapples? they love pineapple. When I was working to rehabilitate them into the wild for two weeks with Earthwatch when I was 21 um boring

fucking boring after a while but yeah I bet didn't you and your sister do it? And they get but they throw tantrums they get super attached to you and they laugh And weren't you hitting on the lady who's like balls deep in the rain tank

you were hitting on her and your sister was like nah And wasn't your sister's like now he lives with me She was scientist I said other than D.C. I said I live in D.C. She cocklocked you. I said I live in D.C. She was like 20. and I was so under her.

And my sister goes, he, he lives in D.C., but that means he goes to college and he lives in a little apartment and my dad pays for it. My dad pays for everything. And he calls, and he calls

and asks for money all the time. What's wrong with her? Fucking grenading me. Grenading me at every turn. She would grenade me at every turn. Yeah, he doesn't pay for anything. He's never had a job. My dad pays for everything.

He's rich. I'm like, hey, bitch. Killing me. At 21, I want to be a man. Your sister's a non-bullshit type of lady. would just fucking take my wheels off. I saw that the other day. I saw her friend.

I dropped Tiger off and her friend was like, oh, you do the show with Brian. I go, yeah, she goes, I'm really close with his sister. And that was it. That's it. Yep, I went, cool. There it is.

See you on the other side. Nobody can take my wheels off better than my sister. Hey, what's that mean? See on the other side? Like, when we pass away? Even Tiger was like, what? I was like, see on the other side. I said, cool.

See on the other side. And then she just pulls out of gun and kills herself. Yep, she said, and went, give me that thing. We're both on the same side. That's pretty wild. That's something you say when we're going to go to battle, right? We're going in.

We're going to charge that hill. We have a, it's Squid Games. And I go, hey. See on the other side. See on the other side, brother. And I panicked. We panicked. You know, I want to get out of conversation?

I went, yeah, that's cool. See you on the other side. I'm like, ah, fuck. I used to feel that way when you would be, when you were fighting and you would go train and I would get dead serious and I would look at you. Remember, I'd go like this? I don't know why, but it was, I was dead serious and I'd go like this, I'd go, Hey, train well, huh?

All right, go. Good training, okay? Like, I say it loud, and you go like this. Yes, sir. And you disappear? I don't know. I just felt like we were, I feel like I was going to battle. Saying goodbye for the last time?

Yeah. Well, it's like if you're doing whatever state you're in and you're eating dinner and the waitress or waiter go, hey, good luck tonight. You too, man. He's like, yeah, I'm good, dude. I'm fucking. But if you perform. I'm dishing out orange chicken. You perform.

Yeah, thanks for the luck. Yeah. That's like, that's like, Brian Regan does that too. It's called, like when you get out of the taxi, have a good flight. You too. You too. When you fly, too. At the times that you fly, you too have a good flight too.

It's so awkward. It's so true though. It's just natural, but you too, man. Do it all the time. I did this to, I did this to the guy who is doing mold in my house. And I don't know why. I got along talking to him. It was great.

And I just, I'm so used to this. I go, I'll see you later. I go, I love you, bro. I go, I go, and that's not what I meant. And that's what I say sometimes. I don't know why I said that. It was so fucking awkward. He's all.

He looked at me like, it's like a white dude, kind of a big white dude. Like a handsy, like blue color. He was the cable guy. Love you, man. Love you, bro. We've been talking politics. I love you, man. I love you, man.

I love you, bro, to guys who aren't comfortable with it. That's the best. Have a good day, dude. My dad's accountant did that to him. My dad's accountant. I love you. Love you. My dad goes, yeah.

My dad, my dad goes, yeah. Is my fly open? You know, my dad's so old school. My fly open. Oh, it's not. You love me? Love me? He's just like walked away.

I believe, oh my God. Don't do that to him. What else you got that? So this is the last story I have today. Twitch, the streaming site actually got hacked recently. And somehow they posted a list of their top earners from October 2019 to, to August 2021. And number one,

this channel made $9.6 million. This does not include merch or YouTube views. This is strictly on Twitch with our sponsorships, donations from fans. Nick Merck's, my twin. Can we start doing Twitter? Yes. My twin made 5 mil.

He signed exclusively with Twitch as well. Yeah, a lot of these people are Twitch partners, so they exclusively stream on this platform. God, Doug. The number one, channel is actually a Dungeons and Dragons channel. So you just watch people play Dungeons and Dragons for hours.

How much does that channel make? Apparently 9.6 million. And that doesn't even count YouTube or merch. It's just on this platform. Can we Twitch Viking Pan? Yeah. Yep. We have the capability to do that. Yeah, we did last time, right? I just don't, I have no, I've never been on Twitch.

So it's like, that's nuts. You're a thick boy live on Twitter. Oh, sick. Big Boy Live on Twitch Wow Wow Okay

Interesting huh Yes Is that it okay? Yeah What were you say? I was going to say that's what Eric Griffin is talking about When he says he made a lot of money on streaming

I don't see his name in the top 25 Not on the top 25 But if he's making a living off of it He's doing very well How Twitch works? Do they run ads while you're doing it? Is that how you get paid Or is it off subscribers?

So to my knowledge there are subscribers and then there are donations that subscribers can give. And on top of that, you also have sponsorships in between you streaming. And Kat, is the only fans that you're just paid solely off subscribers? There's no ads. Subscribers and then pay-per-views. Yeah, and then tips. What's pay-per-view?

Paper-view is like any extra content I want to sell. So if I have like a, the other day I went to go get a pedicure and I would sell extra photos of my feet. For your feet? Yeah. And you can only get those photos if you. you pay the pay-per-view price? Yes.

If I send you the DM with the option. And how much is something like that? It depends. I've never been on OnlyFans. So like... I've never have either, but I'd like to get out. What would I do? Can I make money?

How much would I make if I... Zero dollars a friend. If I was just like, here it is. Oh, your big dick? Yeah. It's not bad idea. But doing things. Like my dick running, bouncing.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Your balls from behind. Yeah, my boss... Bulldog or Brian Callin? Bulldog in. Bulldoging. We got flappinging.

Yep. We got helicopter in. Horse or Brian. Yep. We got it super cold. I make it cold. I put some ice on it and we see it all kinds of tight. Oh, no.

You have people vote. How cold should I go today? Like negative 40. I get in some cold water. I just dip just my three piece set in cold water. It's like a magic bag. You put your dick in like a snow cone thing. And he comes out all kinds of points.

And then the fans can vote what flavor ice cream? Oh, it's chocolate chip. And your dick's a sandwich between chocolate chip. Well, I just drag it. I drag my three piece set across a tub of ice cream. Oh, that'd be fun. and people fall on ice cream. Dude, I bet you make some good...

Are there a lot of guys? Yeah. Yeah, there's... Some of the top of hers are guys. Gaming? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.

Dude, I guarantee you make... There's a niche for you, right. I bet if you start posting that big, heavy gray root, yeah. I bet you make 20 grand a month. Really? But you got to get creative with that dick, bet. I could dress it up, put little hats on.

Oh, dude. My mom comes to the green room. and she goes hey I heard how much cat's making she goes think about I was around an only fan she doesn't have a job mom yeah my mom hey dead's here she goes I think about starting the only fans

it's in front of all my friends I go do this later mom she goes no seriously she's like like all I gotta do is like talk to some old guy and like talk sexy you know my go please stop mom she goes that's traumatic dude she goes I mean I just got to talk about like cranium his nuts in my mouth or something like that

mom please I beg you fucking stop please stop and I go no it's not sexing That's so good. As you get a post picture, she goes, well, I don't want to do that. Well,

dare God stop. All you do you could do just like just a whole dick series and you're next to it going like this. I'm not doing it. I can't. No, but your face is like this pointing at it. Or me like this? Yeah, little things like that.

Or me hype and I'm like, hey, today's fucking Rocky Road. Wow. Let's see Brian's dick navigate through Rocky Road. And then you just spike your dick in the ice cream. I'm not hot enough. I bet you. Oh, I disagree. Dude.

I think it would make. bank. Yeah. And Only fans. I am baking bread now. I made bread yesterday. It could be Brian bacon bread. Look, I bait, I'm spelt and buttermilk. Oh, I made some good fucking bread. Butter on that. It's already been done. Tom Papa's doing that, dude. Dude, the dick and ice cream is our move. You think so? Yeah. And we drag, we do, he likes it. Casey's in. Hey, Casey, take it easy, man. You look like you're, you look like you just ate something that was tasting. His face is like, mm. Dude, and we dress it up, we like Halloween.

Ooh, it's a ghost. Oh. You're just in the sheets with a rock hard boner. It's a ghost. And then for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, he looks like a turkey. Oh, it's a little turkey. Oh, look at his big turkey neck.

It's you're nuts. Yep. That'd be sick. Oh, it's Santa Claus. It's Rudolph the Red Nose Cod. I have a bunch of costumes for butter that I can pass down to you afterwards if you like. Oh, my God, dude.

This is brilliant. Like, I got him a little hot dog suit for Halloween. Or I paint your dick for you. And it's like, ooh, is it. Is it an anaconda or Brian's dick? And people, we keep them on their toes. Finger painting. And you're like this with your giant fingers, dang, dang, dang.

Pleasure, bleeds you. Yeah. Pleasure, pleasure. I'll do it. That's my sound effect for Brendan Finger painting. Or we do it around movies. Do so much shit we could do like the new Batman comes out. And then we paint your dick all black with little white eyes.

It's just thematic for everything. Yeah. And then there's like Spider-Man. Oh, he's shooting ropes. Donald Trump dick. Oh, hey, check it out. Shooting rope. Spider-Man.

Spider-Man shooting ropes. Shooting heavy ropes. Oh, he's spinning webs, everybody. Uh-huh. Now are people going to throw up, or are they going to pay for it? Probably throw up, and that's the end of me. I don't think so. We pay my dick orange.

Donald Trump, it's Donald Trump week. Hilarious. Right? With a little orange wig on him. Uh-huh. And he's going on like this. Oh, that'd be fun. Yep.

Just the, just the peepy mouths on. Ooh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I've always said Beautiful people Don't Yeah, that'd be great

They're rushing the capital Oh, Mr. President Do something Don't Yeah We can do that Mr. President It's January 6th

They're in Nancy Pelosi's office Go home Dude, we do a Biden one We do a Biden one And you're shaking your dick I'm Casper the Angry Ghost No, it's stuttering It's all

Yee Somebody did my makeup with chalk Yeah Dude, I like this idea. I've seen more color in their face than vampires. Dude, I like this idea. That's a good idea, dude. That's a really good idea.

It's a good month to start. It's October, Halloween themed. And then we have puppet dick where my dick is attached to strings. And I'm pulling on it. Ooh, he's got a little mind of his own here, everybody. And I'm just behind you like this. My nuts are going this way. My dick's going that way.

And I'm like, ooh, that stinks. You make your nuts twerk? Just like, just your nuts. Behind me? Yeah, just your nuts are twerking, not your ass. That could be a trend, dude. Let's make some money! Love you guys. Thanks for the support. Brian, keep that dick heavy.

You will, buddy. I love it. Love you guys. Good time. Thanks, fellas.