The Fighter & The Kid - Fartin N' Fatherhood | TFATK Ep. 980

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

The guys talk Brendan's peein and fartin story in Austin, Bryan's new baby being born, Ray Kurzweil's wig on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson's boxing match rules update, UFC 300, Beyonce's new album, conjoined twins getting married, a Chinese Kobe Bryant lookalike and much more! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/fighter Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored

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I still got it baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Onnit Studios in Playa, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you LIVE! No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter, sounds better when you say LIVE! But we're not live, That doesn't matter, it sounds better when you say live. But we're not live, we don't do live.

Shut up, man. And now, it's the fighter and the kid, live. Not live, this is not live. This is not live. What's up, new daddy? Yeah, baby. Dude, you know what I was thinking about? Because you're age 60, right?

No, I was 57, though. All right, OK please i'll get detailed here 57 so on the wrong side of hold on i know but i just want you to hit on the wrong side of 50 right on the wrong side of 50 yep because when you get past 55 you get on the wrong side of it say wisdom i got but it comes with wisdom but keep going okay wisdom guy so when you on the wrong side of 50 right and you have children, you just had two in the last two years. I want to see what that sperm do daddy. I'd like to take your sperm, Al Pacino's, Robert De Niro's, and just put it into a cage.

By cage I mean just like a little petri dish and see who has the strongest. And your guys Zay too has the strongest. Daddy's got to get some strong, you know, has the strongest. You know, I pack it somehow. You know, I don't know. It's like, well, it's my energy. Like, I do have a lot of energy. Yeah, I know some people with a lot of energy. They don't have four kids. You're like an NBA basketball player.

I know. And I swear to God, I swear to God every time that I had a kid that the woman I was with got pregnant, I knew afterwards. I the woman I was with got pregnant. I knew afterwards I just I was like I swear like that's the one that's the one and did you get off and go you're well Yeah, literally she's like what you're like literally you're pregnant. I was like Jesus. That's something that you're gonna get pregnant There's no way no matter what you're on. You're gonna get pregnant

Interesting I swear to God father of four at 57 father of four Babies at at the age of 55 the good news is I have to hustle until Father of four at 57. Father of four at 57. Two babies at the age of 55. The good news is I have to hustle until I'm 80 and then I can retire. That's all good. So that's what I was looking forward to. Yeah. Yeah. Even Robert De Niro has to make shitty movies. In 2019 I was like, well, I think I'll move to Spain and be a salsa dancer. Do whatever. Dude, just move the family to Thailand. The dollar goes a long ways out. You ever thought about that? You know what? Just spit ball and ideas. You zoom in from Thailand.

Same with Tuscany. Take a look. We can buy for in Tuscany for what you'd get for half a condo in LA. It's on Tuscany. Okay. Alabama. Okay. Okay.

Now that's just, just Tuscany. Tuscany is in Northern Italy. Sort of middle. Oh, Tuscany. Yes. Italy. Really? That's right.

The dollar goes a long way out there? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Cause Italy's not expensive, right? No. Like Rome's expensive as hell. You can buy yourself a working olive oil farm

with a beautiful house and all that. Now, I'm not Italian. Don't speak Italian, but you can get a vineyard. And I'm not joking. Is't speak Italian, but you can get a vineyard. And I'm not joking. Is that your move? No, no. There are a lot of places in the world you could live that would be really nice, but no.

But there are a lot of nice places. I feel like I haven't seen you for a hot second. It's been a while, buddy. I've been in the hospital. I, my wife, it was, I woke up, see she's tough, and she won't admit that if she's in pain or whatever. I swear to God, I wake up at three in the morning on Saturday and she's going,

ooh, ooh, ooh, and she's got a timer and I go, what's going on? What are you doing? She goes, my contractions are coming one on top of the other. I go, well you're going into labor the baby came on Saturday. Wake me up. The baby came on Saturday Yeah, 6 a.m. On Saturday You know Easter's the next day so in a way, but I left it I took him out on Easter. So in a way he came into the world on Easter. He could be the Messiah

Oh, I didn't we don't know we don't know doesn't look like me So he does not look like you. He's an ethnic charmer. When Brian's even picked a baby, I went, well. Well, he's ethnic. Well, your wife had sex with a black guy, right? The kid is dark. Probably, you could say black or Asian.

You never know. He's dark, though. He's a multi-ethnic. He's a dark complexion. But see that. And then your wife aren't. But that's true, but God may be like, this is the composite

This is the chosen one be the Messiah. He's got to look like everybody. Yes, right? I what is he you're you're a little bit like that like like racially ambiguous Yes, but as a baby I came out red like a dark red. Yeah, like you got Indian How much you weight about 25 pounds when you came out about 32 32 pounds? Four feet tall. Yeah, four feet tall. So the hospital is comfy, huh? I was taking a peek, you know, because with my baby girl having issues, you're in that hospital. You're in that chair. Think how much money they make? Can you spruce the place up a tad? A little bit. Just for the comfort of the parents? What hospital were you in?

Cedars. Yeah, there you go. I'm sorry, well Cedars when the baby was delivered, but was delivered But with the complications with the baby at Children's Hospital. Yeah, doesn't matter where you're at matter. It's not the four seasons No, it's not. You know, I slept in a chair. It's fine. Yeah happy to do it, but it's a chair now You're big so I don't know how you dealt with I know I sleep on the ground Yeah, I brought a pillow and just slept on the ground. Yeah I thought of you and then they would open the door and hit my head. And I'd pop them and go, I'm good, I'm good. I could not stop laughing. What's great.

I go, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. What? Every time. What's great also is that you're not getting sleep. See, now here's the thing. You will be in the hospital you've given birth. You need some sleep. Well, that's adorable.

The old nurses. The old nurses, they'll come in. First of all, you need some sleep. Well, that's adorable. The old nurses. The old nurses, they'll come in. First of all, you're going to have your, what do you want to eat? Now we're going to bring the food in. Now let's talk to the blood bank registry scam. And he'll come in and another representative will come in another representative.

But on top of that, the nurses are always checking on the baby every two hours. Check the baby. No matter what. Sleep. Check mom's vitals. Let's check mom's blood pressure. Let's take blood from mom, let's take blood from baby. Every two hours.

So you're gonna be woken up every two hours, every hour. Yeah, sometimes more than that. Boom, boom, boom. It's wild. I'm here and you just keep waking up. Keep waking up and I'm in that fucking. The nurses are so nice, you can't get mad. Some, you know, there's been some that are.

Some of them are so, they're all nice though. Shout out to the nurses of Cedar Sinai or any hospital. They are the best people. They are natural caregivers. It just is how they are. They're better people than all of us. I love them. So did your parents come town or just wifeies? My dad is in Utah. He'll settle for Zoom and be

fine. Lazy. Face time. Lazy. And be fine. Lazy. Yep. fine. Lazy. Yep. He's 84.

He ain't moving, but that's awesome. You had a kid. Let me see. Oh, there he is. Anyway. Yeah, moving on. I would expect nothing more. Yeah.

From a man at 84. I'll be the same way. So will you. I disagree. You will. Until the baby is a certain age. When. I disagree, Bobo.

Yeah. No. You'll be there for the, for when he's a littleo. Yeah, no, you'd be there for the yeah When he's a little blob, yeah And my mom is on her way her mom's here Just think of but did your sister's out though? Sisters in New York City with her her Husband, okay, so they'll everybody will come. Yeah, we get there eventually the problem is it's a little too much with a lot of people so Yeah, my wife doesn't want a lot of her mom here. Yeah, cuz she can help understand that people

Yeah, yeah, I get that cuz you have to frenzy then yeah, and also, you know family members tend to be there's a lot linger around It's a lot people gotta do another I have opinions to and No, yeah people gotta, no, no, no, I have opinions too. Oh yeah, oh, who are you telling? What's the appropriate time period for like everybody wants to come see the baby? Two years. You think your friend should wait till two years old?

Let me figure out coming two years and see the kid. No, I don't know, I don't know. Definitely not the first week. Okay. The first week. Because mom's all messed up and you're. I think the rule should be like, depending on the size of your family, it should be mom, dad, like your mom and dad, so the grandma, grandpa, the baby should be able to see it

right away. Yeah. But not hang, linger around. Like they can go up there, oh cool, then go do your thing, hit the road. Oh. Because we don't need you. Her mom is so obsessed with dates. But then when you leave the hospital, you need, you know, mama, probably not yours,

but her mom, they're at the house to help, you know, because Brian has to work. My mom's 82. So she's older. Yeah, your parents are older. Yeah. But what if the friends? My mom can't wait to see the baby. Friends.

She always comes a lot. Yeah. I don't have a single friend I'd trust with my kid full-time. But what if they, no, I'm saying you have babies. Like an infant? Like I can't believe you're my kid. What if Shin wanted to come see your baby? Like an infant?

It's fucking disaster. Even my own infant. My wife is like, I'm not leaving you here. Yeah, Brian being promoting his dates and? It's fucking disaster. Even my own infant, my wife is like, I'm out here. You're probably promoting his dates and the kid's fucking drowning. I'm on my phone. What if Chin wanted to come see the baby? Like what if Chin wanted to come see your baby?

When is the appropriate? He's not trusting the baby. You don't have to touch the baby. Oh, you mean just stop by? Come see me at the brand, oh fuck. Oh, god damn it, give me a second. There's like three people on this earth that I will leave my kids with. That's it. The rest, absolutely not. It's just too much of a risk.

Are they all female? No, no. My father-in-law Steve, my mother-in-law. That's it. I would just trust females. That's me, personally. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's it. Nah, if you had a good grandpa, they're great. Still? Nah, if you have a good grandpa. Trust females, that's me personally. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's it. Nah, if you had a good grandpa, they're great. Still.

Nah, if you have a good grandpa. Yeah, no, there's nothing better. All right. There's nothing better. Yeah. Yeah, but you gotta be careful. You gotta be super careful. Oh dude, you would've laughed so,

I've waited to tell this story to you. One more thing about, I wanna hear this, one more thing about, as I was filling in the birth certificate, just one more thing to touch on, there's a non-binary category. So if you want to put down that you have a they be. I'm like, and then there's pansexual categories. I'm like, get the fuck you, get the fuck out of here

with your gender ideology, with your gender visibility day on fucking Easter. Just, you know the difference between the gender movement, the gender ideology movement and the gay movement? The gay movement was trying to say, we are just like you, we're going to assimilate into you just like this, okay? We just want the same rights,

and then they go about their business. Transgender are trolling the masses, and they're like, we want to be, they don't, they're not, they don't synth this, there's no synthesis with everybody. They just want to be revolutionaries. And it's not, they're not even sincere, these people. They're just fucking, the person that did that, that scheduled

trans visibility day on Easter knew exactly what he was doing. Some staffer and fucking the Biden White House. But they could have moved it. But they've had it. Yeah, they've had for five. Obama started it. So it's been around for like six years. Oh, six years. My God. That's a long time. But either way, the people that are like arguing, like

they did they did this like four or five years ago. I'm like, you had a problem with it then. Yeah, me too. We see you. I wasn't cool with it then. Look, we see you. You're impossible to miss. You're a dude in a dress.

Like I can't, you're impossible to miss. Yeah, I don't know. I'm done with all of it. I'm done with it. Now you guys did it on Easter, and I know you said it falls on that day all the time. It's just a fuck you to shit too much. You could've waited. You could've waited. It's such bullshit It's just a fuck you to do. You could have waited.

You could have waited. It's such bullshit. It's a fuck you to Christianity. They know what they're doing. They know exactly what they're doing. We'll see during the voting how many Christians, how many Catholics? Oh, oh. And you shit on the holiday? 72 million or something like that. Oh yeah, how do you think that's going to go?

This is a Christian. 72% of Americans, I think, identifies Christians. But don't you think his cabinet knows, like, man, there's a lot of religious people. We do this today. Like, even though today's the official day. Let's wait till Monday I because I also tweeted that that you are you are mate. We are you are made in God's image It was another fuck you to all Christians. He's not even doing it's like, you know It's like blaming Kermit the frog if he said something racist guide calling the puppet. Yeah, you know I'm saying so Kermit You know go fuck'm saying? So I kermit. You know, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.

You gotta draw the line somewhere. Dude, you just had a newborn baby? You're bringing a lot of negative energy into this conversation. Watch my newborn. Watch my son in 20 years just fucking pansexual. Pansexual, just a girl. Just sucking cock.

Hey, hey, hey. What, I thought we were vibing. Hey, why'd you have to say that? My neck hurts. You just said that. I'm talking to Brendan. I go, my neck, I pulled my neck, sleeping on that thing.

I go, maybe, you know about sports and stuff. Maybe, is there something, like a chronic injury thing? He goes, well, don't suck all the dick when you're younger. Stop sucking cock when you're younger, right? I'm like, I go, do you have an injury? Do you want actual help? He goes, nah, I'm not a bitch. I'll see you when you get here, click. I'm like, holy shit, dude. Do you want actual help? No, I'm not a bitch. I'll see you when you get here. Click.

I'm like, Holy shit. I'm looking for actual help. Dude, you love this conversation. So I fly to Austin for my whiskey and all the business out there. And so, I mean, you know, I'm not going to say who's involved, but you know who's involved with the whiskey buy and all that. Big boys. Big boys. So they're all. Branding about to be rich. Well, we got some work to do. But there's, so they're all at this table. They're all at this table and Lex is there. And like, there's like 12 people. They're like top marketing guy.

All the people you'd recognize, you know. So they're all there and we're finally together. We haven't been together, you know, since it's all been Zooms and emails. So finally we meet in Austin. And so we're there and, you know, everyone's there and Lex there with me and I got a pee so bad and it's right before the meeting starts and I'm like, where's your bathroom?

He's like literally right there. So if the tables here, this is the bathroom That's this is the bathroom, right? And so I'm like, alright, whatever So I and they're like we'll start as soon as you come back like I'm just gonna take quick piss So everyone's like talking like mumbling, but it's not loud So I go in the bathroom and do I'm peeing I gotta fart hard right and I'm like fuck it Now the the the the bathroom walls when I was like that was so loud and the bathroom walls I don't know marble like it's all marble and I went god damn and then my head I went It's probably soundproof cuz it's all marble and I went god damn and then my head I went it's probably soundproof cuz like marble walls

Dude, I walk This is how like you kick off the moon I walk out like like And I can see like nobody's talking And I go alright, and I just like I just went on as soon as the meeting ends We go outside like so hey come here. go, why'd you fart like that? I go, you heard that? He goes, everybody heard it. He goes, why did they mention it?

I knew something was up, cause like, you didn't see the assistant pretend she was typing cause it was so awkward. She was like this. Dude, I was on it. Dude, I'm talking. I'm talking. Oh, bro. awkward. She's like this. Dude, I was on a dude. I'm talking. Fucking bro. Take a little break. Brendan, take a little break.

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When I was, when I was, I had an upstairs area. I was on a, this girl and I hooked up. I didn't know it that well. We hooked up, it was all hot and bothered. And I had to shit in the morning. And I go downstairs to the downstairs bathroom. But there's the guest bathroom over here. And I just, I let it go, but it was like a dragon

came out of my shit. Like just, brrrr, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh dude. Like even you, you're like, oh Jesus Christ. The poor bowl, like it's fucking horrible. And my asshole's going, after it's done, I open the door and she's right there on the hatch. And she's like, well, I gotta go.

I go, you do, you do. You'll never speak to me again. And she ran out. That's a deal breaker. It's a deal breaker. That sexy, kiss, kiss goodbye. And she just destroyed the toilet. Hey, clean your whistle, shit head. Go to the fucking.

Dude, I thought my fart destroyed the whole meeting, dude. I was, when Lex told me, I was so embarrassed. So embarrassing. Just, just, of course it's right there. I could have told you. Oh, and then Lex goes, dude, why did you think I helped you? We were there for like eight hours. He goes, why do you think you see me go to the bathroom for eight hours?

Oh my God. And I was like, what is that? I said, did you look at the bathroom? If I had been there, I would have. That would have made it better. Because I was trying to talk serious. And no one was buying it. We got to stop there for a second. Can we acknowledge? I that would have made it better because I was trying to talk serious Knowledge

Were you strangling a goose oh dude, I just power you got a power thing I could tell something was off his leg. Why does that make me laugh? So dude, I knew you'd laugh So aren't that me like to laugh and so The hardest I ever laughed was when we had that meeting with Quest. Hands down, that's the hardest I've ever laughed. Yeah, and that guy Tom Bilyeu, he has a podcast now, the guy who owns it. He had an amazing podcast, Jordan Peterson. And I was like, wait, I know that guy from somewhere.

And then that was from- That's the Pittsburgh Steeler helmet guy? No, the guy who worked for him. He was the guy- Oh yeah, I remember him. He was the guy who was like, what's your philosophy? Came in. Yeah, he was great. He sold Quest and he's got a lot of money.

Yeah, he was absolutely, yeah, he was great. He's cool. Yeah, he's the one that brought us in to Quest and he's like, we're just waiting for my partner. Yeah, and that didn't work out for us. His partner walks in. So me and they're meeting with- His partner's a big strong athletic guy. This is when we first started finding the kid.

We're trying to land our first sponsorship. We're at Quest, which is up the street in Playa Vista. So we go there and we're meeting them. And they sit us down. And this guy, Tony, is like, we're just waiting for my partner. And we'd like to hear the pitch. We're like, cool.

So many legs are talking. He walks in. He's a big, he's a bigger than life guy, very muscular, very handsome guy. And you look at him immediately and you know he's wearing, it's a hat. It's not even a wig, it's a hat. It's such a bad wig.

And it's God bless the guy, but Brendan decides I'm gonna compliment him and he goes, guy's got a set of hair on him, which doesn't make any grammatical sense. That doesn't make grammatical sense either. Guy's got a set of hair on him and I go, and I go, it's a wig, it's a wig, it's a wig. You hit my leg going, it's a wig, it's a wig, it's a wig.

We're sitting just like that, it's a wig, it's a wig, it's a wig. And he goes, and he goes, and Brendan goes, oh, my bad. And then, then, then the meeting starts. Now I can't, now I'm done. We can't take him serious. I'm finished. I'm like, I'm laughing. I'm crying, remember? I was crying.

And I tried to eat a chip, I go, this is good. And then the guy goes, I'm sorry, what are you guys laughing at? And we didn't want to hurt his feelings. He's being stupid. Brian goes, he was making fun of the doll. They had like a big cutout doll. He's like, he's making fun of that doll,

and the guy's like, oh yeah, so anyways, we can't stop laughing. His toupee, you know on Mario, those black things that you jump on? The shiny helmet? He sat right next to us right here, so he's right there with this, you know, bring up Ray Kurzweil on Joe Rogan. I want to show you something. Ray Kurzweil on Joe Rogan.

Now watch this. This is the weird, so Ray Kurzweil's the guy who wrote the book, The Singularity is Near. He's got more patents than almost they call him the Thomas Edison of today. Does he have a bad wig or something? He wants to live forever. He wants to live forever, right? Watch this. Yeah. Hold on. Let me get it. We're definitely gonna get flagged for that. Yeah, let me just. Does he have a bad wig or what, dude? Yeah. Now. Now. Okay. Now, hold on. Now. Okay. Now, what's crazy is that he just started wearing it. And he's trying to live forever and he takes a million dollars worth of supplements every year. One million.

He's terrible. He takes 110 pills. He looks like shit. He takes 110 pills. Let me know what he's taking. I'm not taking it. Yeah, he takes 110 pills a day. He bought that wig.

Yeah, and now he's wearing that wig. And Joe is like, but I've met him before. Did Joe say something? Well, you know Joe, Joe's all about, he's the hair police. Yeah, did Joe say something to him? Well, he did say something to him, but like, he was like, basically afterwards, he's like, the guy's wearing a wig a wig like how do you not know that?

I know let me see the before-after take a look at Ray Kurzweil. He's got a take a look at him before oh Well that way just Awful thing like what now that just really grows my younger or what do you mean? No, it's any time I'm sure the old picture to pop up. Oh there. Yeah. Oh there is a ball Yeah, right there. That's up. Oh there. Yeah. There he is. Oh, there he is. See the balding? Yeah, right there. That's, there's a bald. Yeah, that one. That's him. That's what he is. Okay. And all of a sudden you just show up with a wig. Like all of a sudden that. But what are you doing? Hey, did you think nobody had noticed I'm the biggest show in the world? He's one of those famous inventors. He's one of the most famous people in the world. Literally.

And I'm going to show it. Hey, out of all the wigs. I'm going to switch it up. Is it long? It looks like a ponytail in the back. It is. It looks awful. Take a look.

Show more of the angles. So this guy's preaching youth and like living forever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He started taking all kinds of different supplements. No, unless I want to look like you. I'm not listening. And he wanted it. Well, there he's. look like you I'm not listening and he wanted it Well there he's that's a wig

Wigs are fucking tough. Doesn't he have a wife to say honey. You can't that's what he looks like like be a nerd That's fine. You're super brilliant You also can't go zero to hundred but also if you mean the spotlight you got to do what Steve Martin did as soon as started Losing like cool got a wig. Oh, he did before he's the Martin. Oh, yeah, he's had a wig for 50 years. Yeah, he's yeah He's like George Costanza, but before he started well, he talks about in his book. I was on a plane with George born standing up He talked about in his book. He started to lose his hair. So in like his early 30s I think maybe late 20s and he was like I don't want in Hollywood this a bad look Yeah, so he put that on

so you can't tell now. Notice his hair has never changed. So I was with George. The entire time he's been famous. I get on a plane with George Costanza, I'm sitting across the aisle from him, and I'm like, you fucking, that's a wig. Like, how do you, you were bald, and now you have this crazy hair.

He's also the most famous guy for being bald like that. Right. Jason Alexander was seen with a wig, you're telling me? George Costanza? Yes, yes. Now that's what he has, he has a full head of hair. It's like, what are you doing, dude? What are you doing?

Be bald. You're never gonna be good looking, you're just bald. But also, if you're George Costanza, remember Jeremy Piven had such bad hair, he played George Costanza in Seinfeld. They had the same haircut. And Piven figured it out yeah get a hair transplant spend the money it's fine but like that shit adam 22 went to turkey

for the hair transplant same thing you're doing yeah cowboys looks great i saw it up close too kevin looks fantastic yeah and think about he's in a race home and all the goddamn time my hair looks thicker today your this is why i believe in supplements. Your hair does look thicker. Yeah, right now. I'm not even kidding. Taking nothing for air. No, it does look a little... Yeah, it does. Come on, Brent. Seriously. Remember when I shaved my head and you started laughing so hard? That was a disaster. Then I saw a picture of me that day and I was like, oh, it's a tough one. It's because when it's thin on the top and then when the light hits it, you can just see it. I'm bald. Yeah, but it does look a little little thicker What are you been doing? Just have it longer? I know I'm not doing a damn thing. I believe in supplements

so I will say I'm taking like Like I just take like fish oil and creatine and you know if that helps you right? Yeah, I don't know and that's it Right. I don't know Um, maybe maybe it definitely looks mind. It definitely looks better. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe a magic mind. Maybe the mushrooms in there.

I think mushrooms are like kind of an elixir. I'm starting to think. I think they're good for you forever. I'm sure there's some peptides you could take. Yeah, they say that. Peptides are supposed to be really good. Once again, haven't taken anything yet. You're just, you're just not going to do it, huh?

I just don't, I don't want to mess with my energy levels. Oh man, wigs make me laugh harder than anything. God, that makes me laugh. Who is telling you to do this? My mother with a straight face. Well, I told you to get a wig years ago. My mother with a straight face would say, just wear a wig. What did you say to me, mother? What did you say to me? Your, your problem, you can't do it now because we'd all know and just get a wig. What did you say to me? What did you say to me?

Your problem, you can't do it now because we'd all know and just get lit up. But as soon as you start losing your hair, you got to do something about it before it gets really bad. Hair transplant, never wear a wig. How about this? Wigs are for no one. Yes. Maybe women who are going- Wigs are old school, super old school. Wigs are kind of like that barbwire tattoo. They're for no one. Yeah, there's some pept We're just kind of like that. Barber tattoo. Yeah, there's some peptides I'm sure you could take.

Oh, we got the, remember you and I were talking about Jake Paul, Mike Tyson. And I told you, I won't give you my pick till we get the rules and the rules we think came out. So it's 16 ounce gloves. There's no judging. If it goes to, uh, all I think eight or 10 rounds, whatever they're doing, then it's ruled a no contest. The only way we can win is via KO, but they have 16 ounce gloves on.

So they are going for the KO. Well, what do you think of that? No, I would bet a good amount of money. It goes to the because the full Full round and Jake wins via decision. So you think that that's Jake via decision. That's being talked about privately No, I'm not saying that I think I wouldn't do Jake like that. I think it's a real fight I just they're doing everything they can so Mike Tyson's not embarrassed. Yeah, I don't think Jake wins much with that.

You know? Uh, and I, it depends. Yeah. But with that rule, now you hear that rule set and what do you think? Dan, that's more Coleman. I just, last time I saw him was a picture in the ER. He's doing well now. Yeah. Yeah.

So we, we got the rule set and so it's a little different. I mean, nothing crazy, but nothing surprising, dude. How about Conor McGregor's movie most watched like movie ever? What? So about 50 million. Seriously? Do you see it up the chin? You see a big hit.

Yeah. Major hit. I hear he's really good in it. He was fun in it. Yeah. For sure. Biggest streaming debut ever on Amazon Prime with 50 million worldwide viewers in the first two weeks. It's awesome. Why'd they put a money sign 50 million?

That doesn't mean they made $50 million. You know? I don't know how much they made. I'm just saying it's weird. It's 50 million views. It doesn't mean 50 million. Views, yeah, not money. So that's funny.

And all those people were paying a dollar to watch it. But Amazon's a lot more than that. But you can watch a variety of shows. Yeah. And I think that's the biggest thing. I think that's the biggest thing. I think that's the biggest thing. I think that's not all those people are paying a dollar to watch it. But Amazon's a lot more than that. But you can watch a variety of shows. 50 million

worldwide viewers first two weeks. Good for Connor man. That's great. And Jake Jones Hall's top three for me. He's just awesome. He's just awesome. Yeah, man. He and Connor are like yin and yang together, man. They're great. Their chemistry is great. I'm going to watch it now. You didn't watch it yet, bro?

No. It's actually like a fun. It's entertaining. It's kind of like. It is what it is. Yeah, it's kind of like. It's like the Fast and Furious. But it's fun.

You know what I'm into. It's like the Fast and Furious is like, I'm not going there because I'm expecting great acting and realistic graphics and all that shit, special effects. You're just there to get entertained and waste two hours of your life. It's fun. You could probably be doing something better. You know who I'm obsessed with? Kichun.

Trans. I guess. And Physica 100. Yeah, that's a huge show. Second season. It's all Korean too, right? Dude, second season, some of those Koreans are jacked beyond jacked I mean studs doing 40 pull-ups easy 200 pounders in there 205ers. Yeah

It's just a competition show. Yeah, but it's like really physical competition show really done. Kim remember Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm guns there and akiyama's there like I can't move. He was in the first one Yeah, this is this is they got said they got an Olympic gold medal wrestler in there. How's he doing? Ah He's crushing it. I assume it is smaller than everybody Yeah, and you like you you see him and you he's literally against these giant jack dudes CrossFit competitors and he just finds a way to win. He's just incredible. Fucking incredible.

But he's a gold medalist. He's a wrestling gold medalist. And it's just a whole different level, but so much smaller and it beats him in physical, in the brute strength, speed, endurance, everything. I feel like now we're, we're seeing the side effects of the, the the rider strike because Netflix doesn't drop something hot in a sack Oh, yeah, they need it. I did they've done competition shows. They've done like love is blind is big this competition show They're getting away from but there's nothing like much for a risk. There's no Ozark. There's no stranger things right now There's no shows are there off. That's why these are easier, right? I guess the big thing they have coming up is a

squid game too But I think they're shooting it now or they did shoot it, but that'd be the next see they don't even shoot it What they do is well what Netflix does right? They'd find a comp it. Yeah, they do competition shows right now They do come to shows and then reality shows. Yeah, and then's kind of like the bread and butter moneymakers right now. Right. But there's no like show that everybody's talking about right now. Korean Korea's amazing. The gentlemen, they have the gentlemen on the fucking amazing.

We've been trying to convince Brendan to watch these Korean movies. He just, he doesn't know what's going on right now in Korea. Culturally is nothing short of unbelievable. They are such an incredible country. And they did it almost like a... They stayed conservative. They're conservative people. Like, there's real... You're not getting away with all the other bullshit, but... No, they don't play that game.

But they're conservative and they're disciplined, hard-working motherfuckers. They're just like... And smart. They're super smart. No doubt quick question You and chid fucking each other Cuz he talked about your hair and I played along with it. I'm a team player. I play along here looks exactly the same Korea it does what's going on here? No, who's sucking who all this? This is very strange This is that's a real Korea a lot of love and you said his hair looks good and I'm not buying either. It's a personal question. I'm going to need you to start putting some respect on Korea's name. Right now.

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we're going to stay here for the national anthem. Okay, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Their coach came out and said that was super not intentional. We just have a routine. Fuck off. Oh no, that's after they got all this blowback and got their ass whooped.

That was intentional. Have they ever missed one before? And you're gonna miss it to get to the final four? The biggest game of your season? Who's buying that? They got so much backlash. And then our girl from Iowa lit them up 40 points. Kaitlyn Clark.

And 40 points. Damn. She's gangster. Yeah. It was a good game. Wow. I don't watch it. You didn't watch it? Mm-mm. It was a good game. Wow. I don't watch it. You didn't watch it?

Mm-mm. So LSU got their ass kicked. I was watching. I wouldn't say they got their ass kicked. It was close. It was a close game, but. Angel Reese played a good game. Katelyn went off.

Yeah, Angel Reese played well. What'd she have, 20 rebounds? Ridiculous, yeah. But then she got a little injured, still came back and played. It was close until the last game. You watch a lot of sports. You legit watch a lot of sports. You legit watch a lot of sports.

I know. It's a lot. Are you into baseball? Little bit. Because baseball is popping right now. That's like the least one I know the most about. Dude, how about, what Monday was April Fools? My girl comes home, she's like, oh my God,

did you hear what happened? And I'm like, in my head I'm like, April Fools is me so ridiculous. She goes, I saw online O Otani's band for five years I went oh my god, they banned Otani. She was young what MLB tweeted that she goes I don't think MLB did but somebody doing oh my god. Do you think it's April 1st, maybe? Right figured the fuck out and she went oh my god. I'm so I'm like you think they're gonna ban Ohtani

No, you could be fucking catch him. He could be making games for fucking killing babies They had some throwing babies off a cliff. They'd be like listen. It wasn't him It was a guy was a translator that looks like him exactly. Yeah, they would do anything When you're worth that much money. Oh, dude, how about Tiger and bossy went with their grandfather and my brother-in-law to Dodgers opening day there, you know, they're Like in the second row Otani foul ball goes right to them and you know My my brother-in-law played college baseball like he can fucking catch and he has skills

And he sees it and he doesn't have a glove and he goes to grab it. And because Tiger's right here, and you know, they're like, oh my God, and he goes to grab it and then some, you know, some dude with the gloves like, give it to me, yeah. And everyone's like, give it to the kids,

because you know, Tiger and Boss, like, oh here, and they just looked at him and walked off. No, you gotta give it to the kids. Of course, dude. Douchebag. No, you got to give it to the kids. Of course, dude. Douchebag. No tani ball though. I get it. Yeah.

If it's a home run. It wasn't, it was a foul ball. What was that dad? That was like the Barry Bonds ball that, uh, he, the guy put an asterisk on it, I think. Yeah. Some, well, the guy at Echo, which I worked with, but the guy at Echo bought it. And then he sold somebody who was just going to like put an asterisk or they're going to like destroy

It or something so stupid for doing steroids The guy who pitched in that balls on the juice, but of course, it's so stupid. Of course weird weird hill to die on Did you see the UFC announcement? No, Saudi Arabia. I think we're doing a fight campaign for it too, buddy. We were gonna do a fight. No, no We're not so that was for me. Yeah, so we can't do May but in June June 22nd. It's a fight night on ABC It's Homs out verse Whitaker. I'm all about it I'm all about it I'll do that. Oh, yeah

So But we're gonna find out if Hums that's the real that's what I'm saying cuz we don't know you know that homes I don't know you know I was there for the When Whitaker fought a polycoster Yeah, I don't know I mean so I would usually say that comes out It's not that Whitaker's afraid of comes out striking No, and and and comes's known as that wrestler, what he did to Kamaru Usman,

just taking him down over and over, he's got all the wrestling. Does that work against someone like Whitaker, who's actually known for being a really good wrestler? I don't know, I don't know. I don't think that Kamzat out wrestles Whitaker, or at least I don't think Kamzat wrestles. I think he can.

I think he can. I don't think he can submit Whitaker So that's a big thing, you know Great fight announcement though, and it's on what do you think? We don't know really do we? For the odds Whitaker as a dog I like because the Homs that's such an unknown if you're trying to make money off You want to take the dogs? I like Whitaker as a dog so she coming off that polo polo Costa win Yeah, I'm thought he's never fought a true middleweight like a real high caliber middleweight. It's also five rounds

You know, so we'll see Also Whitaker's been a lot of wars. He's been a lot of wars. He's been a lot of wars So I'm thought might be like, I don't know if you can go through another war I'm gonna take down when I can wobbled like a motherfucker Pala Costa. No, I'm not came back and won No, I'm saying the same thing. I'm saying that Paulo Costa and Whitaker There is the war like that head kick was wild. So I think Homs I could be like, let's figure it out Let's see at his age. He's damn near 34 33 so he might be like yeah, I don't think you can continue to take these beatings

I'm down to stand and trade and I think you're gonna fall first That's where it is. How old is a Whitaker? I think 34 33 that this is where I'm not go with I'm thoughts 30. Okay Here's the other fights on the card by the way Yeah, go up to the age of Robert good. I Think he's 34. 33, 33. But yeah, so he just turned 33 in December. That's 33 and Homs ought to be 30.

Not so, not such a thing. I do think. It is a thing, 33 and with the thing how long he's been doing it. He's been doing it. And thinking about the wars he's been in. So a 33 year old fighter that's had that long of a career is different than a 33 year old

who's playing basketball or something. Yeah, you're right. But his birthday is May 1st, so he'll be 30 by the time this fight comes. Which, you know, there's nothing, you don't have miles on him. That's a different 30 than Whitaker's 30. Correct.

But you know, just as far as making money, you'd put money now on Whitaker before the odd sway to make some money. I was, I was really taken aback by the, how overwhelming he was for Usman wrestling wise. Like overwhelming. And part of that might've been that Usman just his knees are shot.

Maybe. Yeah. And he's smaller. Smaller. Yeah. Yeah. that Usman just his knees are shot. Maybe. Yeah. And he's smaller. Smaller. Yeah. Yeah. And Usman's older, you know, but no, he did the damn thing, but then he struggled against

Gilbert Burns. Correct. Couldn't, but again, Gilbert, it's at 170, Gilbert's low center of gravity stuff to take those guys down. So, but Whitaker, Jemayev is a fantastic fight. Yeah, it really is. Take my money, even though it's free on ABC.

And that's, that's that, what fight is that? That's three L one. No, man, it's a fight night. I'm not going to tell you again. Yeah, it's free. It's a free night on ABC It's a fight night in Saudi Arabia. When is UFC 300? April 13th. Yeah Coming up Can I see that card again? We're gonna talk about later, but I just want to see it. I like that Jamal Hill video. You know, talk about the week of Yeah, I know who I got.

Great card. I know. Well, that guy, Arman, Sarukin. Sarukin. That guy, that guy, he got beat by, by, I watched that fight. I watched this fight with Ismael Makachev. But his wrestling. That was his first UFC fight.

Yeah, and his wrestling is so out of control. Yeah. So good. Savage. But that, that was his very first, that wasshchev and his first fight ever in the UFC. Correct. They fought each other. Correct.

Wild. Wild. Wild debut. And this guy, this guy, he's the only guy, he's a huge threat at 55. Huge. I think Charles is going to have a real hard time with that fight. Very hard time with that wrestling. It's going to be, it might very well be the same thing that you saw with Islam and Charles.

Real tough to deal with You know, um I like what max always said about Justin gait you fight because every you know, everyone's like dude It's too much and you know, you should be fighting at 45. He's like don't limit me He's like that's you putting your own shit on me. Yeah, he's like you have no idea what I'm capable of He's like don't limit me. You have no idea and I was like fair especially after the body of work He's put in he's right. He's like you guys want to doubt me like the fans He's like and all the media including me. I was like, I don't like it. I think these guys have a man, too

They put on more muscle. They've been training so long Max's max a big fit 45 or to begin with but I just all I see no All I see is 55 stuff. I'm not 45 pounder. I mean, he's a big 45 pounder begin with. But I just, all I see, no. All I see is- 55 stuff. I'm a 45 pounder. I mean he's a big 45 pounder. That's what I mean.

He's perfect for 45. Yeah. 55 stuff. Yeah. So it's kind of those guys with 200 pounds walking around. But as he said, he was like, who are you to limit me and question, you know, my capabilities? I don't think that. I just, when I think about these two slugging like this, I think of CT.

I just think of just the amount of damage. But that's what you're watching. That's how he could definitely win that fight. these two slugging like this I think of CT I just think of just the amount of damage but that's what you're watching uh that's all I could definitely win that fight I don't think he wins it via TKO or KO I think he could do it via decision get on that bike stay on the outside jab the piss out of Gagey leg kicks a couple combos he can do it because when I saw him say that and he has his own YouTube channel, he's like, who are you guys down me? He's like, I'm on the pound for pound list.

This is how it goes. He's like, if you're on the pound for pound, you should be able to fight anybody. He's like, I'm down for whatever. But for you guys to limit me, I just went, oh, he's right. Who are we to question Max Holloway? After the body of work he did. It's going to be interesting. The prelims are great.

Calvin Kater and Aljomain Sterling. Oh, you don't want to miss a fight on this. It's going to be interesting. The prelims are great. Calvin Ketter and Aljomain Sterling. Oh, you don't want to miss a fight on this. You could probably take the co-main event off, but whatever. They're the entire card's fantastic. Uh, you mean Zhang Weilei? Yeah, that fight's all right too. Yeah.

Not 300 worthy. Who is Cody Brundage? He's the guy that's about to get smoked by Bo'Nickel. That's all you need to know. We don't need to do a deep dive on him, right? Who is he? There's his record. Yeah.

Okay. And Bo's the biggest favorite on the card. I think he's like a minus 3000 or something. I think this is he gets one, they put him at 300 for a reason. The billing is for a reason on the main card of One of the biggest events of all time It's just to show more of the casuals how good Bo Nikolas and then after this it's Released the hounds really he's getting top five. He is top ten all day

Yeah, so they won't give him to a top three guy right away. They'll give him to my top ten They might he's been going after Shumai of and you know, he's down for whatever. Yeah, he wants that he's ready. Yeah Jamal Hill Alex Pierre per hair. I'm gonna make a call right now Then Alex per hair is gonna is gonna get knocked out hmm, and the reason I say that is because I think when he's, he's in close proximity, his hands are down and he does that maybe to bring somebody in and so he can counter.

But I think Jamal Hill hits so much harder and faster than people think. He's just, his athleticism is weird. I think he's going to catch him. I really do. I think Alex Piero is better, obviously striker overall. Yes.

You know, kicks and all that and putting it all together. But Jamal Hill has that, that's those sneaky left and right, just pop out right now. He has one, two's world class. Yeah. And it's, it's just, you can't, you can't have your hands down. I think he's longer than you expect. And I don't know.

What do you think? I'm not worried about Alex Piero's technique. I think he's longer than you expect. And I don't know. What do you think? I'm not worried about Alex Piers' technique. He's a double champ, middleweight champ, light heavyweight champ with his hands down. And I think against Jamal. He also got knocked out for having his hands down by Izzy.

Yeah. But then he knocked Izzy out. Yeah. The first time. Have you seen his record with his hands down. I've seen him take a lot of shots when Pratt and practice in practice. I don't care about that. All I do.

Cause he's, he's down there with his hands down. It tells you can double champ, double champ. I hear you, but I think double champ. I think it's a huge liability. I really do against a guy like Jamal Hill. I think it works. Just so you know, Jamal, so the whole hands up thing really starts with boxing, old school boxing. So Jamal Hill also has his hands down.

You know who doesn't have his hands down? Dustin Poirier. And that's one thing I noticed. Like he just, and when I was watching that guy, that French guy, club away with his hands down, I went, you're not going to get away with that with Justin. You're just not. No, he's playing a slobber knocker. Yeah. And I, and I, I see this with obviously Pierre is a high level, knows what he's doing.

Highest level. I just see- All the guys are talking about. When I'm watching him do this down here and he's, and he hits so hard that he's doing that, I just think against a guy like, who's big like Jamal Hill, if you make that one mistake and catch that right to the grill, you're in trouble.

The problem is in the exchange, just not even hands down. I mean, even name a boxer like Canelo in the exchange, a lot of times his hands are down when they're throwing combos, it's tough, you know? But no, I went big Jamal Hill because or Alex Pierre, sometimes our hands are down because MMA, it's not boxing. So whoever you like, John Jones, who's the great striker to you?

No, I know I've watched it. It's just, it's just different than the distance. You gotta watch out for takedowns. One hand should be down. It's just different. Yeah. A hundred percent is different, but it's in the, it's really, it's the exchange. It's the distance control and the exchanges

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True classic. Do it. Current events. Mm it. Current events? Mm-hmm. Current events. I guess we'll start with this one. Yeah. So, big Florida guy over there, Ryan.

Yeah, do you know where this is? Talking about Gators. Yeah. Look at this guy. Do you know where this is? Probably next door to you. It's literally across the street from where I bought a house.

It looks nice. I'm not kidding. That's a dinosaur. He looks weird. Why is he so tall? When I say it's across the street from where I bought a house, that's not true because I'm not sure what this one is. You lied a little bit, huh? I lied because I thought it was a different video.

But Florida all looks the same, right? Right? Everything looks exactly the same. It does look all the same. That's a golf course. Valencia Golf and Toy Course. Look at how tall he is. I think that's a tail piece on him. That's a large. Yeah, big ass tail.

Huge gator. Look at that thing. If you are a dog, you're in- Or if you have kids, I can't play by the back yard. You know, even a cow or a horse is, you have to watch it. Really? All of it. Oh yeah, all of it. They will ambush a cow. A cow?

Yep. When I was there, they were killing, there was this big gator that was pulling cows in. Grab them by the nose, pull them in and drown them. Makes sense. Yep. And cows know, they're like, oop. Okay. Well, we don't know

how big is it, where is Valencia Golf and Country Club? I think it's probably right near Sarasota. Valencia. I knew it, guys. Can you scroll in, Jim? I knew it. Where I am on the west there are gators, but there are no gators anywhere else.

So it's kind of like. Near me was the huge park. And where are you at, Brian? Right about there. No, you're not. Yeah. It's not even close to there. No, you're not. Yeah. It's not even close to there. No, I'm actually, hold on.

Where's Sarasota? Find Sarasota, because I think it's right on top. I mean, I could do this on my phone in three seconds. I think it's literally time to run. Let's go from Sarasota, right? Yeah, it's right on top of my house. Right on top of my house. That gator was in your backyard.

Right on top of my house, you guys. Wow. Look at this, watch this, watch this. It's right there. It's one minute. it's literally 30 seconds. Right there, ready? It's still loading. Yeah, Florida all looks the same.

It's fucking loading the suspense. So it's kinda near Marco's Island tonight. Anybody who says there's a, yeah, it is nice. Anybody who says that there's a gator in Scostam House in Florida is an idiot because there, it's everywhere. Dirty fucking. Pfft.

What the hell? Jim. It's 38 hours. Hold on, no, that's from California. The gator's 38 hours. everywhere. Dirty fucking. What the hell? It's 38. Hold on. No, that's from California. If you drive, you drive. It's 38 hours. That's too close for close though. But it's too close for comfort is what I'm saying. You got to keep your head on a swivel. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. I just, this whole thing is brought through podcast. You know what I mean? Yeah, hold on, here we go, here we go. I just, this whole thing is brought to a podcast.

There it is, there it is. Two hours and 29 minutes. Oh, fuck, that's so close. Dude, dude, I'll tell you what. 130 miles, too close for my cup. Man, there's a huge gator two hours away from me. And there also, there's a huge gator right there. Man, oh, who cares?

I'm bored, I bored myself just now. So close, dude. I apologize to you, but I knew it was a lie. You know, that's why I wanted to go on this deep dive. Fuck, I should, I'd rather talk about my neck hurting. Oh, gosh. What else you got, Chin? Okay.

Here we go. Beyonce came out with her country album, boys. Have you guys listened to it? Absolutely not. Okay, well, it's apparently doing pretty well. I gave it a listen and didn't love it. Well, this is a little bit weird because Beyonce right here,

of rabid fan base, she could do anything. She could have done insert classical music. She could have done anything, and her fan base is going to listen to it. The biggest debut by a black female artist ever. Yes, I mean. Sixth highest female debut of all time. I mean, it's Beyonce.

I mean, her husband's going to prison any day now, but it's Beyonce. I was going to say. He's obviously next. He's been laying low. Not it's Beyonce. I mean, her husband's going to prison any day now, but it's Beyonce. I was going to say. He's obviously next. He's been laying low. Not a peep. Did you hear that woman who said that, who was that woman who came on?

She goes, and you can sue me if you want, but I'm saying this. Jay-Z was fucking Rihanna when she was 14. That's what she said. That's what she said. I'm not saying that's true. And she did, but it was like, and then, just all the stuff coming out with the rap thing

with these young people. I bet all those people in that field are just like, eesh. Well, cause back then, he was 30, he was just there, she was young, you know, nobody's watching what's going on. I'll tell you what's interesting though, they've been showing P. Diddy in Florida, like smoking, dancing.

Oh, he's living it up. Like he's chilling. Yeah, because Florida, like smoking, dancing. Oh, he's living it up. Like he's chilling. Yeah, because there's another thought about, like we were going about, all this sex trafficking could just be prostitution. They were talking about that. So a lot of times, a lot of times they come at you with a bunch of charges,

and then it's like, well, wait a minute, you know? So I don't know. But. Sure. Yeah, well, here's the other thing to think about. When the FBI or the, when law enforcement shows the, when law enforcement shows up, when the feds show up with masks, guns and battering rams. They're not doing it on a hunch.

They do it for, there's a cause. They know some stuff. They know some stuff. There's some shit going on. And there is definitely, there's definitely been some shit going on with whatever's happening. I think it could be also, what was the thing where you're thinking about blowing up somebody's car and

then the car blew up? He did blow it up, but Kid Cudi talked about that. But then there's also the suspicion, again, this is all rumors. There's suspicion that they're doing it to get rid of all the evidence, right? Like they go into destroy all of it like they do with Epstein. You know, you look at Diddy's ties, you know, with, you know, Biden, Obama. Tough when the feds are involved though. Those guys come in.

But yeah, interesting. We'll see. I'm sure we'll get news in two years. Yeah. It's going to take a hot second. It'll take a hot second. But it's all weird. Yeah. People are laying low low though so you're saying Jay's he's been laying low yeah it seems like he's yeah 50 cent posted like a miss a milk carton like a

Jay Z and a milk carton like he's missing because he's saying he has a documentary coming out and he's been talking about this for a mother of his child she was named as one of the sex workers Yeah, he was like damn girl. I didn't know you were part of this But 50 just blasts it out. She's fine. She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's a fine and by the way It's all you can't be ugly and be a not taking a woman's child away because she's a sex worker I'm not no Also sex work is a little dip. I mean, I mean, it's not like she's on the street I mean I mean it's not like she's on the street A lot for being it's not like she's on the street sucking John's off. We don't know she's with P. Diddy

He's financially helping her out. She's probably and she's around not for conversations Now is that traffic you don't take a woman's child away for that. I'm sorry. No, that's silly. It's crazy No, she's a bad mom. She's doing whatever she's got to do. Whatever. Well, she probably get a real job. I'm not judging her. I'm not judging her. No, she get a real job though, right? So Donald Trump apparently snapped a little video of a car he saw while driving and posted it.

That's hilarious. Here it is. This is Trump? Yes, he posted this. So savage. Oh my god. I mean. Trump cracks me up.

Trump is just like. How are you going to pay for it? Cash walked off. He's a wild boy. Wild boy. Okay. We love to see our presidents get a little petty though, right? Well, he cracks me up. One thing about Trump,

say what you will, he makes me laugh. There you go. Want this one on next? Um, yeah, let's do that one. So, these conjoined twins, um, came out and said they were technically been married for two years. Um, the husband is like a decorated veteran, and a lot of people have opinions on this. I have one question to both of you. Is this considered polygamy? I think it's awesome. I don't know. You know, it's weird. You know, it's weird when I saw it, I'm like, God, I wonder if they suck them off together.

Well, that's all anybody's thinking. I'm sorry. As soon as I saw a picture, I'm like, did they just suck them off together like a porno? I mean, it's gross. You're awful. You're a terrible person. Yeah, I know. That is what I was thinking. As soon as I saw it, I'm like, weird. I wonder how that works out. Does one get jealous?

It's 100% what I was thinking about and I think everybody is. What's the dynamic when they're sucking them off? It's very, hey, I'm not gonna get into this but it's so unorthodox. Dude, we're in this mouse trap together. We gotta figure this out. How are they giving BJs? Yeah, they both look great.

God bless both of them. Do you think, okay. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh yeah, and your hair looks great. What the fuck, dude? It looks better. Why can't I be nice about this? Do you think? Fuck you. I'm not. Fuck you. Oh yeah, and your hair looks great. What the fuck, dude? It looks better.

Why can't I be nice about this? He's a big handsome hunk of a man. Big hands. He has like multiple medals that he wants. Yeah, yeah. I thought America first, you fuck. No, I am. Holy shit.

He's not the prom. You are such a progressive motherfucker. Do you support our military? Here's the issue. You support our military. Here's the issue. Especially a little R&R like that. Here's the issue is what I won't tolerate is when you go, oh man, they look fantastic. He's a hans. Now, it's better just not say anything. Her sister. Bullshit me and the audience. Her sister on the left, I would say, is legit fairly pretty. Brian. Can I see more pictures? Hey, you know there's an episode of American Horror Story,

the circus season. Hey, hey, hey, but I don't want to make fun of these women, because it's hard to find life. We're not going to, but I'm also not going to say they look like fucking Rihanna, because you don't want to just bullshit everybody all the time. No, no. But, right? Not all the time. Here's not all first picture that pops up look at that I

just yeah no she looks great in the middle hey Chen yeah go to American Horror Story twins no no don't do it no no I'm telling no it's a good thing this is the same thing that this exact same thing happened okay one of the guys was dating but obviously it's you know CGI, CGI. Yeah. But it seems, yep. Same thing. They shared a man. Yeah, I like that actress. She's phenomenal.

She dates like a 90 year old lady. She's made a 90 year old lady. But look at that. That's what the guy signed up for. I've seen this in the movies. Yeah. Can I see more pictures of them? It's a hard life.

How about this one? That's insane. I have so many questions. Dude, I saw this. That has got to be. God bless him. God bless him. Freaks. Yeah, it's just interesting.

But look at the way you have to live your life. Freaks meaning sexually, not like them as freaks. But you know what's crazy is I saw a meme that said, you think you're having a bad day. And there's two guys that are joined like this. And they said one of them's gay and they share the same asshole. Brandon.

Brandon. That's incredible. He said, you think you're having a bad day? That is one of these twins are gay and they share the same asshole. She has, but she has, they share. Hey, it shows him one guy's like this and they got the other's face just making out with his dude. Oh, is that, is that a real? Yeah.

That's incredible. Cause that, that's fucking amazing. Cause that, that is, she does have, they share the same. Yeah. But also good, good for them for, you know, finding love. And they have a child together? I don't know. How is TLC not giving them a show by now?

I don't know. This, this is as TLC written all over it. So interesting. I mean, it's gonna happen without a doubt. That is amazing. That's wild, man. That is amazing. Oh there you go TLC stars. Damn. Yeah. This has TLC written all of it. That is so unbelievable That dude just now you're just dealing with two different personalities man. You must juggle. You're dealing with two sisters.

Two sisters. I'm sure they fight and they can't go anywhere, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. That's so interesting. The dynamics are fascinating. At least they figured it out then. They're happy.

As long as they're happy and he's nice to them, you know? Yeah, to have two vaginas. No, they have one. No. Yeah, but if there was just separate a tiny bit here at the hip. Not the way it works? No. And then some twins go through with the surgery, it's dangerous because it's safer for one,

and they don't have the liver and all that. No, and then the spine, it's one spine, but then brackets off like a fucking wishbone. Unbelievable, man. The whole dynamic is crazy. God bless them. Let us get you. I'll just jump to my current I was kind of it's the there's a Chinese Kobe Bryant lookalike double game doppelganger. He'd amass almost 500,000 Kobe that's Kobe. Oh, I thought that was a double no no, holy shit. That's a doppelganger. He's Chinese. Okay That was the double no no no. Holy shit. That's a doppelganger. He's Chinese. Okay well Yes, I know what you're doing. It's not like it's not a yeah. I don't like it. What do you mean? I don't you know damn well that he almost he's that's a Chinese man in blackface pretend to be Kobe Bryant He's actually a dark. I won't stand for he's a darker Chinese dude and of course. Yeah, he probably did put a little makeup

No, he's in blackface. Check either way. So in there is a similarity. There's a dude his eyes No, they both have noses You don't see the similarity. Yeah Take away the blackface and no. Oh my god the eyes to me. It's the eyes and similar cheeks Yeah, similar space structure. Same skills on the court too. No, but he's getting a lot of attention. Is he a basketball player?

I don't think he's, no. He's literally just a Kobe Bryant lookalike in China. The fact that this is funny, or not funny, it is funny, is because he's Chinese. Yeah. And he looks similar to Kobe Bryant. He shows you that we're so much more similar than we are different, you guys.

Exactly. Let's just all get along. Yeah. And he looks similar to Kobe Bryant. It shows you that we're so much more similar than we are different, you guys. Exactly. Let's just all get along. All right. So this was on 60 Minutes and people are giving this thing a really hard time because apparently they're supposed to disguise this FBI agent's face. So you'll see here all these different little memes, but I'll play the clip for you. I'm not sure I can play for the audience but here you go

there's no way he's ever been one of them is Carrie we're disguising her and not using her last name because an FBI agent working in intelligence when she was hit by a crippling force. And bam! They just pretty much put a wig on her and put makeup. It's like... It's so bad. I mean...

It's so many... It's like you smile at all your friends and know you're an FBI agent. It's so hilarious. There's so many different... It's a no, it is so many. It's that nobody's ever going to be able to identify this. You just want all your friends to know you're an FBI agent. It's so hilarious. There's so many different. Oh, it's not your real hair, but that is you. With facial recognition.

So you know, in China now, they have 700 million CCTVs. And they have full gate recognition. So they can tell how you walk. They have your bias. So the way you walk, they can break how you walk they have your bias or when the way you walk they can break down so there's no height is that this will fool the sort of people who don't realize Clark Kent and Superman because he puts on sunglasses just glasses yeah funny yeah they always blur their face and they make their voice different she's like nah I'm good on that so this is

awesome this is from Rayrod Rayrod like a super huge, you know, he does like a bunch of like MMA that are insane. I just got privy to him. He's fantastic. And you posted this, so I'll just play it for you. And he used me and Browse's song on this too, which is so funny. Oh, this is so crazy.

There you go. Such a good edit. Such a good edit. He does so many amazing edits. So good. I thought of you. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, Rayrod's the man.

I just got privy to him. He's so good. He's so, so talented. Can I play you one clip? Yeah. I don't know if we can play this on air, but OK. I just got privy to him. He's so good. He's so, so talented. Can I play you one clip? Yeah. I don't know if we can play this on air, but okay. Love this.

I'll just play this clip. From his Instagram, you should be able to. 40 seconds of that round, Brian. I think Anthony Joshua threw one punch, and that was at the very end. Of that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook.

Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook.

Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh, that hook. Oh,. He has a ton that are just amazing. Yeah. He's so good. I think that's it, boys. We did it, B. We did it again, buddy. You're a follower of four and we're still doing it. A follower of four. The good news is, Brad, you're still doing it.

You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it.

You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. You're still doing it. We did it, B. We did it again, buddy. You're a father of four and we're still doing it. Father of four. The good news is Bray Improv, I'm staying here.

I'm going. April 1920, you gotta come. You gotta come. April 1920, Bray Improv, I'll be there. Come get your tickets, bryancallan.com. Or Brick Town Comedy Club, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Friday, April 26, 27. Come get some. Looking forward to seeing you in Miami in May. I'll get those up on my website. We go from there.

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