The Fighter & The Kid - Fighter and the Kid LIVE from Austin | TFATK Ep. 969

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen's first night of their residency at Vulcan Gas Company in Austin Texas! Native - https://getnativepath.com/fighter True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

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to get this show started. That was pretty good, but I think you do better than that is Thursday night in Austin, Texas. Vulcan, make some noise and keep it going for your host of the show Brennan Chobb and Brian Kelly this is really the final check What's up, what's up Austin? What's going on? Thank you for coming out.

The Vulcan, huh? And by the way, we have female fans. I had no idea. Those are the only female fans we have. It's usually just bros. Yeah, there's a lot of dudes up in here. Right. It's just usually the bros who cut and then the girls look at us with blank faces. So, or me with a blank face, you with a hungry face.

I like the diversity in here too. It is well diverse. How are we doing in a balcony? Oh, fuck. All right. Okay. It's all right, man. First show. It's okay. Goals, goals. You guys will see someday. You're only getting younger, buddy. I'm only getting younger. I'm only fucking getting younger when's the last time we're on stage together 1770 I'm getting younger. I pulled a muscle in my neck drying my hair. That's a true story I was I went like I went off fuck and I'm fucked for the next 10 days I know I am and how annoying is it when your buddy,

you're telling somebody he's like this? Yeah, I know. He's moving, you're like Robocop right now. I know, at least we're here. Why do they call it the Vulcan gas company? Does anybody know? I don't know. Me neither.

Nothing? This wasn't a gas company once? Yeah, cool. So somebody just said, we'll call, this one of those things. You just name it. It's called the Falcon Gas Company. Right? You know, that's how you do it. We just call it the Falcon. Because it's like, and then gas. But B, you weren't here. Volkin was popping. This was the spot. This was the spot.

No, I like it. I love this place. And then Rogan said cool story and then fucking right across the street dude. Yeah, but I like this place. It's got a good reputation and we're here and it's about to blow the fuck up when they find out. You know how when the Beatles they found out they were playing on a roof. I will say though Austin is alive in comparison. Like, you know, this is where it all came. Like, Rogan was like, I'm going to come here, and then it feels like... Rogan's like the Beyonce for comedy.

It's just... or Taylor Swift. Like, where he goes, everybody goes. I know. Well, when I saw Ted Cruz tweeted, Texas welcomes Joe Rogan. I was like, okay. That's when you knew our friend made it? When Ted Cruz tweeted, Texas welcomes Joe Rogan. I was like, okay. That's when you knew our friend made it? When Ted Cruz? Oh, fucking, no, that's not.

All the shit Rogan said. He's like, when Teddy Cruz tweeted him, it was just, he made it. It was weird that a politician, and then like now Los Angeles is just, anybody live there? It's just like Sagebrush, you hear a dog barking in the distance

Like nobody does stand up anymore. I can't even go to Hollywood anymore. It's too depressing Yeah, LA's like the purge now just all the time though. There's nobody around a lot of crime Yeah, we're staying there aren't we well the crime Yeah, yeah, that's that's by the way the two holdouts we would like fucking this was it was just sour grapes so I fucking I want to go there it's fucking too hot that's always there I know it's fucking hot and it's fucking taxes that's that's that's that's that was the extent of how I burned taxes I had nothing else to say I was fucking Texas and I don't even try and push

Brian to move out here I'm like dude dude, someone got like shot right next to me. He's like, big deal, big fucking deal. Happens all over. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, I live and die in LA. It's true. But the homeless is different here, I think.

I think LA, like the homeless people, they're really homeless. They have skill, though. No, the homeless are talented in LA. It's like America's talent. They can build structures. No, but they got to do shit to get money in LA because they got to stick out Yes, like they juggle or you know Minery yeah skills. Yes, but they also have like they'll have a dog and some chickens They have a hole like they do it's like on the side of the road. You're like what the fuck is going on

They're like they have cold brew coffee fucking things and but they're also truly homeless like they also look like they have leprosy you know like here I swear I saw I gave him money just he goes I get money I think he's yeah he just he looked at me and he goes I'm between albums. Oh, struggle is real. He's like an REI. Yeah, that's how homeless Austin did it. I know. The homeless here, I just look at, I go, summer is coming.

They don't like that. They don't like that. Yeah, your homeless here are batshit crazy though. It's not also, listen, I love Austin, but like Sixth Street, dude, it's ratchet as fuck here What are we I? Wake up every morning look at World Star hip-hop. There's four videos from Austin on six Street every fucking Tuesday It's it's so ratchet out there. I do feel like it's very

Everybody who came from somewhere else. There's a romance who's from Texas originally? Oh There's a romance who's from Texas originally? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's real Texans. Every town. But real Texans are living their lives. And then we got my boy like Mike Catherwood who comes down and he's fucking in. He has a farm. He buys dogs and he's got, well, I think you bought dogs after you realized that everything kills all your animals.

But he's like an original L.A. Cholo. And then he comes here and I he has a farm and shit. He's wearing cowl hats. No, at least Mike can fucking handle the sun. And he's kind of like a lot of the people that I feel like come to Austin. Did you say handle the sun?

Yeah, because he's got dark hair and dark skin. He doesn't need sunblock like me. If I'm in the Austin sun on my farm, go I would I get so fucking pink and then I That's the thing about Texas like the the son and the farm life isn't for you right no I want it to be about I want a gentleman someone milk the cows please That's how I would be to me your hands are terribly strong someone massage my calves. I Two. I mean, your hands are terribly strong. Someone massage my calves.

I wanna be that guy. I wanna be like a gentleman farmer who has land. I want land. And if there's a coyote near my chicken, someone release the hounds. And he won't let him kill the cow because he's too cute? I know. No, he's cute.

Don't kill that one. Bring me something soft for my hands. Bring me this small you. Isn't that what a female sheep a you? You don't fucking know. He says yeah. You're not even a real farmer. A you.

I've never used that word before. But would you actually move here, B? What would get you here? You know, I gotta, yeah, I would. I just don't think Texas is for Brian. I think it is for me and I love that the comedy scene, the energy is here, I feel like. But I also... But you're not a big set guy.

It's not like you're doing sets all the time in LA. That's not your thing. You do the row. So don't give me that shit. I know you're right. Yeah, so what else you got? I have a fantasy. You want to know the truth? I have a, you wanna know the truth?

I have a fantasy and it's that this is, I'm way too old to have this. I have a fantasy of carrying a fucking gun. Like I want, I know it's land, but I wanna fucking, I wanna peace here and I'm telling you right now that my fantasy versus what would really happen is I'd for the first fucking two weeks I'd have my peace and I'd probably practice just in case there's a situation and then two weeks later I'd be like it's too heavy and then you move back yes I'd be like it was just throwing off my hips I can't wear a bulky watch you've never seen me wear anything. A fucking gun? That just, I'd be like, oh, it's digging into my, if I'm vacuuming in the car, I'd be like, ah, it's digging.

And then I'd put it somewhere, and then I'd be like, I'd walk around my house with my children, and I'd be like, where's my fucking gun? That's what would happen. Also, dude, it's not texting at all. You have a Tesla, you're getting out of your Model 3 Tesla with your gun. Oh yeah, no, I'm not getting a truck too much have a Tesla. You're getting out of your Model 3 Tesla with your van.

No, I'm not getting a truck too much. It's just like, aw, dust. And also, I know, dust, but also like everybody I know comes down here, they grow an aggressive beard, take their jujitsu fucking way too seriously in their 40s. They work their fucking, this is, and 40, you shouldn't be working this Somebody shouldn't be adjusting your elbow get your elbow higher. Fuck. You're right That's not what he should be doing and then I everybody converts their fucking Garage to a crossfit gym so you can be right am I wrong? So you can be functionally fit for I don't know, in case the zombie apocalypse

hits and you can have- And what else? And also everyone hunts. Everyone's hunting, killing their own meat. Dude, I got 30 pounds of pheasant right now if you want some. Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, Tim Kennedy was showing us pictures of the biggest deer I've ever seen.

It's not even indigenous to here. They brought in some fucking red tail prehistoric deer. No, Tim goes, Tim goes, dude, I have 300 pounds of red deer yeah yeah he's like I got it whatever you need and I have access to a well and I'll cut your throat you know so I'm not it's a little aggro it's a lot of you know what it is but no I think you're too soft for Texas I'm too old for a second I'm a little too old oh see I don't think it's an age thing. I just think it's a you thing, right?

No, but you, you are, you are, when we were, we were just eating with Tim Kennedy and some other people, kind of rough, you know, and they were talking about pushing themselves until they throw up, because that's how you're supposed to trade. You're talking about lactic acid levels and shit. You have to push, you have to push,

and then you'll, if you get to a point where you're supposed to train. You're trying to get on the lactic acid levels and shit. You have to push. You have to push. And then you'll, if you get to a point where you're going into convulsions and you're drooling, push harder. And they kept going, what intervals are you doing to reach that? You don't mind me asking. I don't think you know what you were doing, but you were doing this. Your hands were lightly touching your chest. You were like, you were just like, ah, I don't like this conversation.

I know, because I didn't care. No, no, yeah. So that's the only thing about Tejas that I, sorry, I say it the way it's supposed to be said, but I know, yeah. Yeah, I just don't see you as a Texas guy. I'm definitely not gonna wear a fucking cowboy hat. Oh, I would.

You're not allowed to wear a cowboy hat, unless you fucking wrangle cattle or you're from Texas. If you wear a cowboy hat, you're a dick. I mean, there's nothing worse than, I got myself some Luke, Luke Casey boots. Is that what they, is that it? Oh, I'm sorry, somebody's like, bullshit. That's the other thing.

You fucking wear a Luke Casey like, fuck you, fry. It's like bullshit. That's the other thing. You fucking wear lukewarm like fuck you fry It's like oh god. I don't what are the cool boots who makes the best boots? Look okay, I'm right number one. That's not very Texas. That's very Italian look easy Some fucking Italian from this this Lee came down and goes look easy That's America that's fucking America. I'm from Texas, these are my look at it boots. Now, Brandon, you and I are both sport. Can we take a little break?

Well, let's take a little break. Let's take a break from the live show that they're watching right now, right? That's right. You can't just barge in, dude. It's a little weird if you're watching, and you're like, whoa. No, this is true.

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But you're here now. I'm here buddy came awesome for a reason Yeah, did you like being on stage because there's a room in your quit comedy? Didn't quit I need a break. Yeah. Yeah, I need a break or is it just that you like coaching your kids Yeah, I like being with the kids. I hate leaving the kiddos. Yeah, I wish they could see your children I wish they could see that your children look like they were bred in a Nike sports lab. His child who's seven came to watch the podcast and the kid sat down and I believe he's seven so he weighs about 20 pounds more than me. And it's all in his legs.

His fucking thighs and his hands, he just had, I've never seen anything like it. He's got a full beard. It's fucking insane. And then, He's on peptides. Yeah, he's on peptides. On peptides.

He looks like it, but he's playing, what is he playing like? The place with like 14 year olds or stuff, it's insane so yeah I can understand that and you coach both there he football and baseball yeah and he's got a penchant for both of them right yeah is that your retirement plan I guess a bad bat isn't it though like chances are like listen have you seen your kid he's got a fucking I know but he's got a jaw I don't know if the NFL is for him. Do you know many Mexicans in the NFL? Well, he's got, he, your, your wife is no joke. Her brother's an athlete.

And then there's you. I feel like your jeans washed. Like your son is beautiful, but he looks like you had sex with you. Oh, you mean, you mean like Brock Lesnar's daughter? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Like your son is beautiful, but he looks like you had sex with you You mean you mean like Brock Lesnar's daughter. Yes, it's the Brock Lesnar. It's the Brock Lesnar phenomenon You know when she came out Brock's like, okay, okay fuck dad dude. I see shot put in her future Yeah put in her future. That woman is amazing. Yeah, I mean there's a guy out there. Is there? There's a large black man out there.

She'll piece of shit. No, you know that's true. Come on, come on, racism. No, here's the thing. No, but that woman is amazing and I want the children, whoever she chooses as her mate, I would love one of those children. They're gonna take over the world. I know, I'm just gonna have a grain mill outside my house and just the child will push the mill until the child's ready to run through

fucking offensive lines. It must be cool defensive lines. It must be cool for Brock though, cause he probably wanted a boy, got the girl, but she just happens to be a freaking freak. Yeah. And he was like, you don't want to play with the doll? She's like, fuck no.

Yeah, it's true. What's funny about the shot put is like, you know, you know what I mean? Like I don't know if that's worth spending your time doing. Like, you know what I mean? Like I can throw a cannonball farther than fucking anybody.'s okay you know fuck off like if that was not a resume I'd be like you don't get the job like choose a job that pays the bills yeah it's a weird sport to specialize in yeah and it wasn't the first person just like just fucking go like this and some guys like like, no dude, you got to fucking really twerk

into it bro. Yeah, twerk. That's true. Like whoever decided this is how it started, and then somebody went, you got to fucking, you know. Oh. That's such an interesting evolution. No bro, you fucking I figured it out.

It's the torque. That guy who introduced it took a risk, dude. I know. His buddies are like, you're really gay, dude. Twirling around like that. Yeah, it's definitely not a sport you could make a movie about. Like there's no way to build like. Also, there's no money. There's no, okay.

You got this. I can't kiss my chalk. There's no okay you got this There's also no benefits to it like if you walked up into the hottest steakhouse in the fucking in Austin, yeah, you know, like you I know we're not reservations But number one shot putter in the world. Yeah, yeah, very cool. Get the fucking back in the right It's almost the equivalent of being able to throw throwing stars, you know, like that guy fucking shred you with his stars Maybe not but you know what I mean, but also what but also why doesn't Brock put her in fucking MMA? Why not big bitch wrestle? That's such a good idea.

I agree with you. Some pigtails? Fucking wrestle bitch? Yeah. Yeah, that would. I just think she's. We're like center. Like she's like icebox from Little Giants?

She's, yeah. She's a don't. It's a deep cut. If you know icebox. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, you guys know icebox? Think of her big ass down there in fucking like icebox, yeah. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, you guys know Icebox? Think of her big ass down there fucking like Icebox, dude. I'm not actually getting involved in this conversation

because I'm that afraid of Brock, even though he's not here. Like, I don't want to, I'm not trying to meet. You're such a pussy. I am a pussy because he could. Randy Gator still wants to whoop our ass. I love him. I also love him. I feel so bad about that, but we love him. I also love him. I feel so bad about that. But you're here for your kids because you want them to be.

I'm missing too much shit. It's just not worth the squeeze. It's just not fun for me anymore. My son is going to be a comic. Not an athlete. Not an athlete. What? Yeah, I know. He's built exactly like me. A little longer leg. I looked at your son.

I have to say, I was like, man, genetics are a real thing. Because my son. But you knew that when our kids and your kids played dodgeball, right? I did see that. Because my son was like, my son was like my son was like it's awfully I was like I get it like he understands he's just and then he got hit and he grabbed the ball and went underneath the rafters on his stern but but dude and I go what the fuck are you doing goes I'll get them he's. He's actually fucking hilarious.

That's what kills me. It's the weirdest thing. The way he thinks of funny, like he just, like I was sitting there with my buddy and he's right next to me and we're FaceTiming and we're about to hang up and he goes, dad? I go, what? He goes, can I ask you a question?

I go, yeah. And he goes, and it's okay if you don't want to answer. I go, what's up? He goes, is that your boyfriend? And I was like, no. And he goes, touchy subject. Oops. So he just does these little fucking things, man.

He just fucks with me too. He fucks with me. He'll just... But you want him to be something else. You want to be like Brock Lesnar's daughter. I remember Brian was face-tieing with him. He's like Brian was putting a show on for me. He's like, did you get your push-off set? And he's all, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He will train. I will separate him from his mother in about

one year. Yeah, he's going to be, he will be a Spartan. Like the movie 300? Yeah, I'll shoot him. I'm going to shoot him full of peptides. That's right. And when he's finally able to shave, he'll see his mother once again. But in the meantime, he'll understand that solitude is the only thing to keep him warm at night. My son, my son will do me proud. And in this family we play to win. And he's like, fuck off. He doesn care Yeah, so anyway, yeah different different genetics or what different it's all good. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is But here we are you and I been been through it's interesting. We appreciate you guys coming out

We're gonna do pick we're gonna do questions soon, but What are you doing? It's 12 years button. Yeah, I think 12 years and then we kind of went down our separate path and then we're coming back. Yeah now we're coming back. I mean we never stopped doing fire in the kid. Yeah we never stopped but it was we stopped performing together. Yeah I know I know it was that's what happens with your life it's funny as you guys get older and you have children and you get these things you you find that you will be taken over there. And what happens a lot of times, if you have something that's magical, if you're doing something, you won't know it

until you lose it. That's what's fucking weird. You will not know how special, like you can be in a time, like we were in, I believe, because I'm now old enough to know, because I've been through, I've been doing stand-up for 30 years. There was a time between 2016 and

2020 right before COVID that was really 2015 that was a renaissance Renaissance for comedy. I would we would walk into the green room and it'd be Joe Rogan Bill Burr Sebastian Mascalco Tom Segura Bert Chrysler Joey everybody crystal. Yeah, it'd be deal And that was the field of art., and that was the line up every night and you could watch that for $23 every night. It'd be a Tuesday for real, that's what it was like. That was five years, six, seven years of that over and over and everybody was innovating, everybody was trying to do different things, nobody was that famous yet, nobody was that, it wasn't that meteoric rise. It was just everybody still had that hunger. Yeah, and then we'd all hang out.

Then after that, we'd all be together and we'd be in the parking lot laughing till two in the fucking morning being silly geese. And then that goes away. It just went away with COVID. Well, COVID hit, COVID hit, then a Me Too movement hit. Yep. And then...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The party was over there. And then I was like, where'd all my friends go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what happened. Where did everybody go? What happened? Yeah, yeah. It just, it literally, the chaperones came in and said, you guys are having too much fun, fuck off. Too powerful.

And everybody was a good person at the end of the day. Everybody, the fun we were having was innocent. It was fucking beautiful and artistic. And all we did as a group was make thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of people laugh. Whether it was on podcasts, I'm talking about all of us, not me and Brennan, but everybody, that's all we did, right?

It was great. And then somehow it became, you know, it got weird. It got weird. It got weird, it got weird. Things got weird. Things got weird. And then also, what I didn't see come is when COVID hit, obviously, yeah, I'm just gonna be on YouTube, but fuck it.

YouTube starts suppressing certain things. So I was super anti-mass, super anti... I just wanted some more explanation why I had to get back to you. Why they were shutting down entire business. Yeah I was very upset about it. I was very vocal about it. Faceless bureaucrats. And YouTube went cool story and then fucking... I called them every day for four months. He was calling them every day, literally every day. It's harassment, but... Learned that the hard way. They didn't like that.

The one good thing I'll say, and so thanks to a lot of you guys that stuck around, is that we still can do it. And it's still fun. And I feel like the past six months doing the podcast has become fun and different and exciting again. That's what's weird. Maybe it's just cause you go through some shit. Yeah, I think we both got too busy. Yeah, yeah, too, yeah. Like, you know, that's a dry life. I'm sitting on fucking a set doing a sitcom.

Yeah, it's fucking all that shit. It's just like, it's not, there's something about, like there's something about success when it becomes commercial that is anti-artistic. I think that to be, if you wanna stay innovative and different and funny, you've gotta, you've always gotta feel a little bit like your clothing is too big for you.

You can't be too cool. You can't be, you can't feel like you're too successful. You can't, that attention. You can't be you can't feel like you're too successful You can't that that attention that public embrace sucks Do you remember one of the last things we did for a COVID hit was and this will never happen again Remember we went to the spike men award shows It's just awards for men was the guy awards or so the guys award they invited the two of us Yeah, and we sat through that, and I was like, dude, see you next year, not knowing.

Yeah, fuck you guys. Me too was coming. Yeah, that's right. That was the first thing they next. Yeah, that's right. Guy, the fucking guy. It was like a celebration of guys, remember? And then there was this guy, this little black guy

who was up there talking, and I go, who the fuck is that? It was Kendrick Lamar. Yeah. Because I have a hole. Brian's like how that guy did it. I'm so home. I was like you're a piece of shit. That is the best rapper on planet earth

that's Kendrick Lamar. I had a face like they're like what the fuck, what the fuck, what is this? He was like talking, who the fuck is this guy? I literally go talk about a short, I was doing that. I'm such a dick. No and remember, I'm charged a book by a sc, I was doing that, on such a dick. No, and remember, and then remember Joe Pesci won award, like a lifetime award,

and got on the mic and just spoke pure gibberish. Yes. Remember that? Yeah. They edit it out in the final shot. You talk about you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, talking about, you know, the mic, but he was talking like he's from Brooklyn. I don't know if it's the way to. It was two hours of that. Yeah. Yeah, it's two hours. What the fuck is he saying? Yeah, it was interesting. So. Been through a lot, pal.

Yeah, but here we are at the Vulcan fucking gas company. How we doing up there? Woo! Fuck you. Thanks a lot, you guys, thanks a lot. I'm talking to them. You guys fucking nice a lot man. So we open up the fan questions? I don't give a fuck.

You guys got some for us? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get weird. Fire away. Literally anything you got. We love this. That's the whole point for you. I haven't seen that Eskimo bro shirt in ten years. Oh dude. Dude that's an old school fucking shirt! I mean Dana got into it and then I created merch. Real piece of shit. Yeah it was a fun one. We do need a new solution. I know we'll bring it back.

I know I need to get it. We didn't know so it's the first show but we'll be here every year. Also here's the thing. I have to do all of it. I have to do all of it I'm dealing with a lot. You don't trust my you don't trust my merch No, man I could come up with something like a Texas star or like a cross a crossfit gym in a well Fucking trough remember hey remember horse. No, we're wearing up on a horse Remember when we tried, this fucking guy made thin boy merch? What a piece of shit. It was pretty good though.

It was alright. Thin boy. Get off my nuts. Thin boy. T-H-I-N-N-N. Woo! Innovative. I didn't sell one shirt. One thing I was like guys like fuck yeah about time

All right, it's a skeleton on a bicycle. Yeah Way to go bro. You don't write bikes. All right. What do we got? What do you got brother? Yeah? Yes, we were you saw something straight with the same go on Yep I'm going to go and get my phone. Yep. I'm going to show. You look like I was a pair last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I? No, you know what?

Because he was on the phone. I saw that. I clocked that. I clocked it because you were like that and you were excited. So I'm always like, thank you and I want to make it a moment for you. So I have to do with the booking, all the guest list, making sure this is set up, all this. Brian just shows up. Yeah, he's like this, he's like, he's doing this.

And it's been that way for 12 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was a little stressed out, and it's right before the show. I love you, but yeah. Brian's like a lab. But I'm glad you called him out. Brian's like a Labrador. You know, he's just happy to see me.

But sometimes when you meet people, you do look as though you're a little bit worried about what they're gonna do to you. So you kinda like go, what's up? I got trust issues, yeah, I don't know if you're gonna stab me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, run it, 2024! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, like, I don't know. Yeah, you're like my sister. Like, when I meet people, I smile right away. My sister and him, they just go like this. What's up, man? You know why, and this is sad, but people are so mean to me on the internet, I assume you're gonna be mean to me out there.

And I'm waiting for it. Yeah, I'm waiting for it. Yeah, but you know what? If they're mean to you, you can squeeze them. Exactly, that's why I'm ready for it at all times. But you can do it smiling, it's way creepier. No, I don't wanna do that. If I was as strong as you, I'd go, hi, thank you.

And the last thing they see is your teeth. You'll go to a better place. I don't want to do that. What else we got? What's up, doc? I talked about what happened with my truck. With my truck? Yeah, I can.

So check it. I've been saving, I have the video of me crashing. We had a GoPro on, it's so intense, but my team will let me release till we get the payout from insurance, which I just got today Yeah, I just got it today. They didn't cover I'll tell you Yeah, dude, so they covered no mods. I had nothing modded the fuck out everyone's like insurance covers all them like fuck

Yeah, I sent them all this stuff. They're like cool story we don't cover any of that fuckface. So that's cool. But I found another TRX from this dude who built the exact same truck as me but in blue and he's right he's like I think 40 minutes outside of here. So I got his truck with the payout but all I'm waiting to post that video as soon as a TRX. Oh, what happened? Okay, so this is what happened. So, this is what happened. So, I fancy myself an off-roader, right? And I put King Shocks on it, has 1300 horsepower, it lifted, this thing was fucking dope.

And all my boys, like from King Sharks, BJ Baldwin, who's a professional fucking truck driver, he's my boy, Ryan, Kibbe Tech, they're all dude. We'll take you to Johnson Valley, all of us to go. I'm like, fuck yeah, I have to shoot on Friday though, cause I'm leaving town next week. They go, Friday doesn't work, let's do it when he get back. I go, fuck that, I'll go myself.

So I've never been off-roading and I get up there and Casey was shooting it he's laughing at this is an awful day so we're going doing all the cool stuff shoots over it's all good I'm going through the sand doing a fucking doughnuts peeling out yay right everyone's like go Brendan and then we're there for like four hours We're done. One of my guys goes dude for the shot We need you one more fucking donut and then drive through the sand. I'm like dude. I'm tired I don't feel like doing that. Just need the one shot. I'm like fuck it. Let's do it

And then I don't know if you know trucks, but when you with the TRX You can turn off traction control if you go Baja mode and hold down traction control for 10 seconds But Ford actually shuts off the traction control. I didn't know this rams don't so it picks up traction at certain RPM at 1300 horsepower that traction picks up way faster. So I was going to I was going to turn I just stepped on the gas and it just locked up and went fucking Like flipped right over and by the way, here's the fun part, here's the very fun part. Those side airbags was like cool story, Brendan Happy 2024, boom and knocked me out.

Yeah, his head, he's like, there, there, there. You know how everyone's like, oh, how's your chin in UFC? Not good, but it's also, it's also not good when it comes to an airbag. Dude, I've been knocked out by Roy Nelson. Fuckin' I've taken punch with a Bogo Crocop.

No Gara knock me fucking silly Travis Brown, right? No one's hit me harder than a 2022 Ram TRX airbag. It hit me so fucking hard. It just literally, you don't see it so fast. You'll see the video. But here's what's dope. When you see the video, as the truck's going upside down, I go, not today. And I hit my seatbelt and then I fucking fall right on the ground. And then I'm trying to get out and the airbags they're so hard I can't get out. I'm panicking. So then I just fucking open the door. Yeah, cause I didn't notice, but you were afraid

that the weight of the truck was gonna, was gonna fall on you. I thought I was gonna die. Yeah, I thought I was gonna die. So you see him kicking, trying to kick the window open. Cause I was worried the truck was gonna come down on me. But it didn't. That was weird.

And you'll see the video, it's like, you know, it sends the SOS thing, he's all eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, and I'm crawling out, and you just hear me go, fuck! Yeah. And then what's cool. No, it's going, SOS. He's here and we go, fuck! Yeah. And then what's cool? No, it's going SOS.

It's going SOS. You've had a crash. I'll notify the authorities. But dude, when this says it's going to alert the authorities, I was like, there's no way. I'm in Johnson Valley, which is where Kings of Hammers at. I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, like four hours from Innu City.

Dude, a fucking chopper three cop cars and then they're like you all right I'm like I'm good like cool like can I get a ride back like absolutely not so yeah dude I got fucked up but I love trucks I've had it all so how much did they pay for a gearhead I'm a gearhead I love I've had everything I've had you name it I've had ex. I've had, you name it, I've had exotics. Nothing's better than a Ram TRX. Why? It's just fucking so violent, man. I have problems.

Yeah, it's so violent. You just want so much under the hood. It's like having a giant dick that you can't use. No, I can use it, Joe. But you know what I mean? It'd be like having one of those dicks that you have to unroll. Impossible dick. You know what I mean? Just like be like having one of those dicks that you have to unroll. Impossible dick.

You know what I mean? Like just like, you can never put this in you, but look at this. Poof, poof, poof. You know what I mean? And you just have it so you would wear like matador pants and have it just sitting there. That's what it is.

It's really like, what are you, you can't even, you can't even. But B, this why you drive a fucking cock It's just like you like I like oranges you like apples you like cocking I don't Could there be a more cock ride than a Tesla dude my thing is a It fucking it just uses like boo boo, and mine is like this, watch. Sss. Dude, it's like, have you ever, when you take a katana sword, I train and you cut through the air.

Say it like that. You hear me go, say it. But if I didn't, you'd hear, like that. And that's my fucking car, dude. That's why I call my car the white sword. The white sword? Yeah, dude. That's why I call my car the white sword. The white. Yeah, dude, I just. Dude, I love it.

He rents a fucking Tesla in Austin and we're going to lunch. And he's like, yeah, I know how to fucking drive this thing. Who right on the fucking. I know right on the side of the road. I did. I fucked the wheels up. He's like, you think he's going to notice or. Yeah, dumbass. Yeah, I hit a thing. I hit a thing. I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's fine. How expensive can it be?

Yeah, you see the video though my man. It's fucking intense. Yeah, it's it's crazy 24 start off cause that back though. Like what is it? What happens? It's absolutely totaled So originally my plan was is to buy the, I'll buy the totaled out truck. I'll buy the totaled out truck at whatever cost and then fix it. And my guy at the body shop was like, dude, this thing's fucked. Like the, it's all fucked.

It flipped over so you can't fix it. So yeah, it had to flip. Yeah, so that's cool. So now he has to have another truck, right? You're gonna go get another truck. Yeah, I just won't do that anymore. Are you gonna add more stuff or a hundred percent? If there's more to add, you're gonna fucking add it.

We're going. You just, until you just, you can't even find pants. It's so fine. It's not for you. Yeah, it's not for you. Yeah, yeah, it's incredible. It's like me talking football with you. It's not for you. I know football. Yeah.

What else we got? Good question though, what's up big dog the lighting lightings be hard to crash lightings be hard to crash I get it back on Wednesday it has 775 horse power now it's a beast has slicks on the back it's dope I love the lightning. It looks like candy. It's green like atomic green. No, that's the Dodge Demon you fucking cuck. God dog. What is it? What is it? What is it? What was the lightning? What is a 2004 lightning that's a truck? The other's a fucking hot rod. I'm dead, you let me get in that. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I don't want you in that. I don't want your bad juju in that. No. No. It won't start. No, it goes you voted left get out. Oh, don't let him fool you. He's a dope piece of shit. You got boosted. You got three boosters. There are countless genders.

Countless genders. Do you guys deal with that out here like we do in LA? Austin's pretty f- be cool. I got coffee in the- she, he had orange hair, so be f-ing cool. I know how it is out here. Do you guys deal with it like we do in LA in Austin? Like proper Austin? But in a good way, Austin's kind of nicely weird.

It's a cool weird. It's good to be weird a little bit, right? Don't you think? No, it's not. No? No. You haven't had a booster since 2020? Did you get in 2020? You have to because your work, you can sue them. We'll talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, Austin's always been wonderfully weird though and odd. You want that, you want that. Hey, you know what? Not that weird.

Hey, compared to Hollywood, go down to fucking Hollywood Boulevard. It's like blue collar, it's like blue collar gourmet here. You know, I don't know. It's like almost like. What's that mean? You know, these are like white people who make really good food, but dressed like they're a fucking conductor

from the twenties. Oh, oh, we call those hipsters. Yeah, yeah, like he'll have this like it's like you know it's mustache will be you know he smokes a pipe but he's like 23. Where are you hanging out? I don't know. I just I don't see that hair. Grind their own coffee beans. It's weird white people who just like they have a grinder and they grind their own that that's, yeah, they grind it just so and the beans taste like fucking lemonade. Is this me?

I don't fucking know. You're hanging out the wrong parts of Austin. What else we got? Get me out of this combo. What's up, brother? Special guest. I should have brought my phone, but the special guest was to be Gordon Ryan.

Yeah, but Gordon, he just couldn't. but his tummy is on the fritz yeah he's just not feeling that well I know it's not good but he'll be what we're gonna we have a list yeah Maddie Stewart Fode someone what is it it's a character he's doing 10-minute podcast she was like a perverted English librarian. Yeah, it was just something I improvised. I just thought it was really weird to be English and to be incredibly sort of, you know, very always smiling, but always wondering

what your undercarriage smells like. Bee, have you ever thought about bringing 10 minute pot back? Yeah, but. Too many moving parts? We tried, but it's just the magic. Everyone's famous, but too many moving parts. We tried, but it's just the magic. Everyone's famous now. The magic gets lost. Were we young? I don't know. It's just different. Hey, you weren't that young. I wasn't. I wasn't. Nobody

was. Yeah. I guess Chris was younger. He's biased. 10 minute podcast was, was, uh, you know, if we had been doing that today, can you imagine how big that would have been? I mean, we would have been? Yeah, it was it's got a cult following still No, I know About but maybe someday maybe someday maybe we will but so much of that stuff is timing and so much that stuff Is where you are in your life at the time? There's a magic and there's a chemistry when you get three people together like that that speak the same language. So Chris, Chris Lea and Will Sasso and myself, we used to hang out. A lot of it was because we would hang out together when we weren't doing

podcasts. So what happens is that we would just make, we would just fuck with each other and we would just laugh and all we did was fuck around. Like it would be stupid shit where Will was walking into a deli and I could see a bunch of young people were gonna know who he was and I would just, this is so dumb but I just push him and I'd be like, I have to poo and we run and he'd be like, oh and they'd be like, ah, he'd be like, ah you fucking asshole.

And then we'd run out but those dumb things were what gave us that sort of energy. And Will's so fucking asshole. And then we'd run out. But those dumb things were what gave us that sort of energy. And Will's so fucking funny. Will's so talented. He's the funniest person I've ever met. And so, I mean, Chris is stupid. Will and Chris are as funny as any human being I've ever met. I mean, outside you, I'm not just saying this

because you're my best friend. Outside you, Theo makes me laugh the most. Oh my god. Theo's the funniest person I've ever met. Yeah, well, we do know. that's the other thing about when you, I think for us, we are friends with the funniest people in the world, if you think about it. Like if you think about the people we hung around,

just think about hanging around the comedy store with Bobby Lee, Theo Vaughn, I mean, you know, Crystal Lea, Will Sasso, think about that. You're just always laughing. They're always coming up with shit that makes you laugh, and it's just unbelievable. So then you go home, or you go to regular people in your family who you love, but it's not gonna be-

It's not gonna be- It's just not gonna be as fun. It's tough. It is, it actually gets in the way of your, you're just, you're not as present, because it's just not as I don't know entertaining Yeah, what else we got I? Know what are you got brother? What's up? Oh hold up? We'll go here. Yes. Yes, sir. What's up, brother? Oh

Man you've done a ton what you find the kids the most memorable Probably the one with Joe Rogan when he told you to quit fighting. But that doesn't feel, well maybe for me, not for you, right? But, um, for me. You did nothing. That's the, but that's because I was going like this. Dude, I got set up. That was a set up.

Because the first thing he said is you go, don't let him talk to me. Because we were ahead of doing Finding the Kids because Brian's like, let's talk about it, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, all right. And then he calls me. I was, dude, Rogan wants to do it. But we'll do it at his studio. Make you a fighter and a kid. I go, I don't know if I'm up for that, man.

I'm not trying to hear his advice. He goes, dude, nothing but support. No, you told me. You go, don't let him talk to me about it. Two that I get there, I'm like, what? That one feels more like a JRE, because it was his setup, Rogan, Jamie produced it,

like, Chin didn't do it. We didn't have control over it. It's when we make each other laugh, maybe, and we don't even realize it. But that's what the episode was. I think the Bobby Lee thing, when he did that clip that went viral, that was pretty hilarious.

Probably the most viral clip I've ever done. I mean, yeah. When Bobby, yeah, gave me a luscious. Yeah, when he said he did it, yeah. It was pretty. Probably the most viral clip I've ever done. I mean, yeah. When Bobby, yeah, getting molested. He said he done. Yeah. It was so funny. Like you're not allowed to laugh at that, but it was just so. Recently, the funniest one in recent memory, because I have CT in recent memory, would be when Delia came on. And he was like, huh, huh. And then jumped over the fucking couch. He's so fucking funny.

But you know, again, that's another example. When you look back at the people we've had on that podcast, and if you look at how many laughs we had, and if you look at the two of us and the things we were doing in the beginning, like I remember my wife at the time said, you guys are so funny. And I didn't, I never thought of it that way. I was like, we are?

She goes, what are you talking about? You're killing her. You know what it hit me? You listen to it. It hit me the other day, because me and Brian, we have to do stuff for sponsors all the time. Like, oh, we just want you guys to hold the product and we'll take pictures.

I'm like, that's so lame. So I told my camera guy, Mark, I'm like, just let me and Brian improv it. So then we did the thing on the bike for Vulcan. We another thing where I got bit by a rattlesnake and he sucks the venom out. Yeah. but that was not we came up with that in 15 seconds that's that's that play and then when I and then we're doing it and then at in post I look at like fuck That was that was fun. I still bet you don't have tits. I would love to date you

Would it be great we wouldn't even fight we'd just be like fucking stop it, you know? What do you want to do? I don't know. You want to lift me, you know? I know. I got you and I jump on your back and back. Put you in a choke. You sound fucking strong. Yeah. Just like my old twink. Yeah, I'm your old twink. Oh, oh, sorry honey. Oh, my back is arthritic keep me out of this combo what else we got what's up brother big yeah shoes good question yeah what a great fucking question it's not so that was All that goes on his head is, shoes, trucks, shoes, trucks. And I think I'm gay.

Like, that's all it goes on. Shoes, yeah, I'll give up shoes in a heartbeat. Shoes in a heartbeat. What else we got? Shoes. Shoes, I love my fish. I love my fish. Yeah, fuck shoes right now.

I had a dream about an arrow on it. Do I have guns? Yes, I do my fish. I love my fish. I love my fish. Yeah, fuck shoes right now. I had a dream about an arrow on it. Do I have guns? Yes I do, sir. Yeah, but they're not that hard to get out there. Yeah. Yeah, people think they're hard to get. You can't get the modifications. You know what I mean?

That's the fucking problem with LA's. You can't get the fucking modifications on your AR-15. So that's the problem. I can't get a fucking muzzle flash, which is why my life sucks in LA. Fucking bullshit. I can't get a suppressor and I can't even get a fucking stock.

Barrel stock. So stupid. Bullshit man. Now you know what they did during the pandemic? Because there was all those riots going on, they made it really easy to license to conceal. You could, it usually takes like nine months or 12 months, but during that short window, it was like, you could get it in days. It's gone now, but your boy took advantage of it.

I want to fucking, I just want, you know what I swear to God I want? I want a sawed off shotgun that I can wear in a back holster. I do. I want, I want to be able to want you know what I swear to God I want I want a sawed-off shotgun that I can wear in He in a in a backholster. I do I want I want to be able to go shut the fuck up Okay, and I want a silencer But I live in fucking LA so I can't have a shotgun silencer Fucking whatever happened to modifying your fucking guns America or what? That's a conversation. I have all day in fucking LA. That's what's gonna get you to leave. Sorry guys. Yeah What else got a few more?

Like three more. What do you got brother? Can chin he's here Come on up Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin Chin That's grab grab that wart Mike chin. Let me tell you something about this guy I'm chasing check check that's that is our that's our rock chin no matter what through thick or thin this motherfucker This motherfucker has been there for us This is the guy who always keeps us together no matter what he goes guys guys fucking just stay positive He's just there's nobody tougher. Nobody tougher tougher nobody better than that dude. Thank you talk Sorry, I had to give my say how to give miss intro who has a question for you have a question you won't get an answer But ask go ahead you got We love you

Thank you for coming out. We appreciate it. It was actually Chin's idea to come out to Oscar I'm from Texas you guys remember this right? I'm from Texas Fuckin Texas Texas for life, baby. That's it. That's it You know what? Browse? Sing, sing, sing, sing Is there anything worse? No, little Browse is supposed to come. And what happened? His girlfriend got sick.

We would have done a song after the show, but. Ah, that sucks. I'm Cappella. Thank you. Thank you. What do you got, brother? Y'all have 12 more years? Yes.

No. I promise, I promise to do it. I'm gonna have, I'll put my dentures in. It's gonna be amazing here. Like sometimes we're doing a dick bit. We'll get done, I'll put my dentures in, it's gonna be amazing dude. Like sometimes we're doing a dick bit, we'll get done, I'll look at him and go, how much longer do you think we'll do this? I know.

I'm 40, he's 70, like how long? I did send you a naked, I sent you a very naked picture the other day. Just, I was looking in the mirror and I was like, I was kinda like, still got it. And then I, Dude he sends it to me, I'm coaching my son's baseball team, like what the, oh my God, how we doing of like, still got it. And then I, Dude, he sent it to me, I'm coaching my son's bass, I'll tell you what the, oh my God, how we doing?

Okay, here we go. Yeah, I took one down like that, cause I liked the angle. And then I took a fucking straight on, cause he had to see what time it was, in case he fucking forgot. Cause I'll tell you something right now. I'll tell you this, it wasn't better than Drake's.

I'll tell you this right now, it wasn't better than Drake's. That's him, that's cause he was fucking at ease and I need you to fucking step down. And I'll tell you something, what I like about L.A. is I can modify that fucking gun. All right, that's a bad joke, don't laugh at that, don't laugh at that. This was like floppy, it was like really floppy.

It was a little lazy. I'm outta here. Chin, Chin! Chin! Chin Yee! I love that guy. Alright, give us another question. What do you got, big dog, over here?

I haven't had a guest in a year. Guest in a year? We haven't had a guest in a long time. Yeah, everybody's gone. Michael Rappaport's in fucking New York. New York. Everybody else is gone. Literally.

Everybody's out of a rap cross. Yeah, literally. Everybody's on a cross. Yeah, people are hot and cold on rap apart. Either love rap or you hate them. He's great. He hates them. I love rap. He love them, hates them. Like them, hate them.

Rap is hilarious. Rap just doesn't give a fuck. He's going hard on the pain on all that stuff, so. Yeah. We're going to lay low for a while. Somebody had a question over here? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, thanks, brother. Appreciate you, man.

So, great. Just a... No, it's time. Time just... Yeah. Which old? Which old? We've had like seven of them. Kids got a piece on it. We should bring that back We should bring that you have you have that intro play it play it for me. Let me hear it We should really do that. I've forgot about that. Yeah, we've had a ton of dude Sometimes we'll see somebody who sent us like a montage of the years. It's fine. We're aging like president

It's touching. I know. I know. I know. My friend's wife said, Brian, when he was younger, he was good looking. And I was like, oh, and she goes, but you're funnier now. I was like, OK. All right. Well, I'm going to fucking just, I can't wait to fucking get a hair transplant I Know it didn't take I'll just look back. Well, just like an old guy with a bat with a hair transplant

I have to wait till They'll I have just go to Turkey for God's sake. Donald did no I'm gonna wait till science comes along and they it's a long dude It's here. I'm gonna I want to take a I want like where they where I can grow muscle. That's not having for you That's not happening when I. That's not happening. When I'm 80. What else we got? What's your secret? To what?

Good question. I'm a very long Japanese. Oh me? That's a 10 minute guy, yeah. What's my secret? I, I, I think, I mean, I, I think, I believe in moderation., I, I think, uh, I mean, I, I think, I believe in moderation. Oh God, fucking.

Oh, shit. I believe in, I believe in consistency and moderation. He was born with good skinny genetics. Yeah. That's what the fuck he wants. Maybe just high testosterone. Yeah, he has high testosterone. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm just, I work out a lot and eat well.

My wife's 34. She's very hot. It is true. I'm 57 and when we have, like, I swear to God, no bullshit. She's 34 and when we are, when every time we're about to have sex, I'm just waiting for her to be like, it's gross. Like I, I didn't have fucked up. I'm just waiting for her to be like, I can't anymore. Dude, she's 34.

She's 34. And you're 50. I'm 23 years older. Dude, when you were 23, she was zero. That's right. It's disgusting. It is disgusting. When you put it like that, right?

I looked at, you know what? I should show you my text. I looked at my head today in a mirror, and it was the morning, and my nose was bulbous. And I looked at myself, and I just, I fucking walked out, and I picked up my phone, and I said, I have text these words to my wife. I go, I'm I have text these words to my wife. I go I'm fucking ugly

I have I have a serious I have a serious problem head and she said I love your head And that's all I got so I found one man. I found one. I feel bad for her, but I But I think it's hot so I get I get I'm lucky. Let's do two more. What do you got? 11.30? What do you got? Two more. No we can ask as many as you want. What do you got brother? Okay what's his favorite one? Oh Colt. The Colt I know the most about is the Manson family. There's been some new Colts that have been popping up on Netflix. Colts, oh, Colts are always a white thing, isn't it? It's just a, it's such a white thing.

And I can't believe people get duped in like 2024, right? Like how does Netflix keep making docs on Colts? Yeah. Like did you see Twin Flame? Yeah. That one's wild. How fucking stupid are those people? People are so dumb. My favorite conspiracy is probably that masks work.

Sorry, I'm just kidding. No, that's crazy talk. That's crazy talk. I do have a friend who had, she took, she got the vaccine and she's a beautiful blonde woman I know and she gave birth to black twins. So...

Too much, man. Too much. This is on YouTube. That's even more racist, I feel like. The one black guy's like, come on, you're cool with it, right? You cool, baby. Don't cancel me, man. So he's cool with it. That's the kind of racist, like the racist theory. The most racist thing. Those are the racist conspiracies where you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

It just makes, you know, anyway, yeah. So, yeah, that's probably my favorite conspiracy. I don't really have, I don't know. I will say this, as I get older and I start learning more, I realize that Sam Tripoli is more right than he is wrong. I swear to God, like the more, like did you just fucking read that

our intelligence community was using other foreign intelligence agencies to spy on Donald Trump and 28 other members in his cabinet? Those are American citizens. That's an outrage. I would have told you that's absolutely false and it's not. So the more I learn about how our agents,

our intelligence agencies behave and how little accountability there is, the more I believe anything could happen. So yeah. So that's his favorite conspiracy. Yeah. What's up, Doug? What's up more American slash pinnacle level

like a super cool championship rating or a USC type of thing? Damn. That's a good question. that's a good question. That's a good question. A UFC belt's hard... You said you've been on Buffalo Bales. I mean, kind of. I had a cappuccino with the Buffalo Bales. They're like, we're all sad.

Yeah, I would...it's tough, because I would say it's harder getting the NFL. Much harder, because more people play football. But then once you're in the UFC, the chances of getting a championship belt so fucking rare. I'll say NFL, NFL Super Bowl. There's more athletes. More money. Yes, not about money though, right? That's not the question. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Sorry. Oh, fucking. Oh, are you spiritual and non-materialistic? Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. Why don't you move to an ashram and fucking contemplate the supreme self? I'm burning him right now with spiritual jokes. Fucking, you know how hard that is? Fucking sophisticated as shit. What else we got?

Yo, Brandon. Oh, is she yelling out? What's up, Dive? If he saw Bigfoot. You're talking like you're really in the back. Yo, Brandon! Yo Brandon! If you saw Bigfoot... You're talking like you're really in the back. Yo Brandon! Yo Brandon, what's up man? He doesn't give off a Texas vibe, it's more of a New York vibe.

Hey Brandon! It's like back here! You're from Mississippi? No, I was just cleaning. If you saw Bigfoot, who do you think it was? You're talking about Bigfoot Silva? No, just Bigfoot in general. Oh, wait, we're talking about the real Bigfoot Silva

that's been knocked out like 40 times in a row? No, no. Or you're talking about like the actual Bigfoot conspiracy thing? Bigfoot. Bigfoot? Very good question. Give me a second.

It's all right. If Bigfoot exists, he's the shyest fucking monster in like every picture of Bigfoot is like Right am I right you see like just his foot like oh you know he's he's also the best at all all time at hide and go see I know how the fuck he's always like running he's always like you see him like that you know yeah I don't think he's real my man I don't know though. If he is I want no problems. I'd rather fight bigfoot silver. Yeah Let's do one more we got one more We see senaz and golden hour, I don't think so just because you already have three people plus Nick on there She's so great though. We know she's Yeah she's great. Yeah she's good at her job. Yes, that's been cool. Yeah. Well you

guys are awesome. Thank you for coming out. Yes, thank you so much. Austin, Balkan. Yeah, and we'll be back and we'll next time we're gonna have we're gonna line up some serious guests. We're gonna actually be more organized. Yeah and hopefully Goren Rines all right yeah he's good he's great he's great it's just not feeling well well we'll be in the corner over there if you guys want to touch us it's $10 and all right guys love you Austin thank you so much Vulcan thanks for having us obviously a foreshore Obviously. For sure. Got a set of hair on them. Black belts and chicknets.

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