The Fighter & The Kid - Flipped the Menu over and went to Brown Town | TFATK Ep. 1120

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap their Fight Companion with Joe Rogan and discuss Callen butting heads with Rogan on air, the viral Phillies Karen taking a baseball from a kid and his fa...ther, this weekend's Canelo Alvarez vs Terence Bud Crawford, Druski's controversial "white face" at a Nascar event, Charlie Sheen's code phrase for boning bros, Ricky Martin's dating history and much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, before we start this podcast, just a reminder, we're on Patreon now. We are on Patreon. And listen, if you're watching this and you're watching for free on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, you're like, man, I would love it if they just got a little bit more risky. I wish they were a little longer. I wish there weren't so many ads. Well, guess what? There's an option for you.
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Starting point is 00:00:33 We're going to put Brian's balls on there finally. People are asking. Dude, it's $5 a month. You get $5 a kid every episode ad-free, and you get the shop show ad-free. That's what we're doing. It's patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K. Get you some. Yes, we did, because we back at it again.
Starting point is 00:00:51 It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. I want to start this podcast by saying I'm sitting like this because I pulled a little muscle in my backy-wacky. Why? Why?
Starting point is 00:01:04 Because I shot a single. Because you're a power bottom? My single. I shot a single today. I should have a- I referred to wrestling? I'm, oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:01:12 I wrestle at 58 and then I boxed after that. Now, here's the thing. I rode the aerodyne bike. I didn't do enough warm up. You just can't warm up for five minutes and then jump in there. At your age, there's not enough. You can't warm up.
Starting point is 00:01:26 for five minutes. I have to warm up for 20 minutes. And that's the way it goes. But I don't get it. Your shirt says strong. Strong. Mark Bell's company. Strong. He sent me this. And Mark sent me one of those. If you want actual representation, right? If you want actual representation. I'm pretty strong, buddy. I'm pretty strong when it comes to my opinions. I have strong opinions. And strong opinions on vaccines. On vaccines. Did you have fun on the, do you have fun on the bike companion? You brought it up and you were like this. he he no i brought it up i always look at jamie and i look directly in the camera and go rogan and i what people don't know is rogan and i have known each other 30 years and we'll get down
Starting point is 00:02:05 i was i was going to clear it up so if you and i don't talk to each other like that no rogan that's rogan's language so when you'll see rogan say shut the fuck up yeah now if i ever on the i don't think i've ever told you that no i don't think you've ever told you no if because you and me don't communicate like that but joe does so if yeah he just he always has i've known him 30 years so i know But Joe will say, shut the fuck. If I'm like, he'll say, the best pizza in town is this place. I go, I know. It's Austin slice, like slice of Austin's the best pizza.
Starting point is 00:02:34 He goes, I'll shut the fuck up. Right, right, right, right. That's how he talks and doesn't bother me. If you and I are on this podcast and I ever go, shut the fuck up, I'm dead serious and we're close to fighting. Oh, we're going. That's the difference between me and Roebner. We're going nose to nose to nose. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:49 So when Runger shut the fuck up, I think a lot of people like, oh, God, Rogan's so bad. I know him so well, and I know the. he's going to get heated over this because he and what i was actually trying to say what while we're at it was simply this look uh the the government and the science committee lost our confidence here's how they let me just go on on see once rogan said he vaccinated his kids but it's just a late schedule notice how i stopped talking i was like oh he's now we're going to get into the minutia i'm not doing that i don't know enough yeah i'm not i'm not an immunologist neither virologist doctors yeah here's what i was trying to say
Starting point is 00:03:24 But you fucked him when he said, okay, I didn't know you were a doctor. I'm like, ooh, you fucked up. I knew that because I know how to get him. I know how to get under his skin. Now, listen, here's the thing that I was trying to say. Look, the government, and this is where Rogan's coming from, and this is where I'm coming from, the government, the science community, the public health bureaucrats, lost our trust. You know why? Let's go through it.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Let's go through their behavior during COVID, suppressing actual information. All their misinformation and lies about the vaccine. all the fact they shut us down and ruined countless businesses in our economy for two years. Social distancing, masks, all bullshit, giving public health officials the kind of power that they weren't even enforcing science. They were enforcing their social agendas. Let's keep going. The whole transgender ideology, a man can get pregnant.
Starting point is 00:04:15 We're like, what? You're throwing mammalian biology out the window. I know, but, B, you got to understand, too, like, people, when it comes to the vaccines, too, And so you know me, like you and I don't see eye to ion vaccines. I'm not an anti-vaxxer. Remember, I come from a personal experience where my son got pumped full of all those vaccines and had major issues. So I go, well, hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:34 But I'm not anti-va. I just go, I have some questions. And you're cool with it. The internet's like, oh, you're anti-vaxia. Whoa, why are you attacking me? I have some questions. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I was going to get at.
Starting point is 00:04:47 My whole thing was just this. I think all of us have to be very careful if we're, podcasters, comedians, lawyers, politicians, even general practitioners saying things like I've done my research or look into it. Oh, see, I disagree with you there. I think you can take out, podcasts, real quick, before you say, why, I think you can take out podcasters, comics, and my dumbass. I think you can take, you, you should add to that list, politicians, doctors, and
Starting point is 00:05:13 experts. But, yeah. Can I just, let me make the decision. But I think podcasts and comics, if you're listening to me, Rogan and you and Gorham, I was trying to say. Talk about vaccines and making the decision to vaccinate your son. Yes. But oh.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Right. But also you shouldn't be getting your vaccine information from even podcasts here's why. Because actually when it comes to a general practitioner, that's a very different discipline than an immunologist and a biologist, right, because here's why. If you were to do research on vaccine safety, you would have to read, all the studies which actually require an expertise in those particular fields that nobody's going to do that right and so that's my issue with all of this and so what I but I understand people saying hey I don't trust the establishments because they've earned that distrust because that's the
Starting point is 00:06:10 problem what I was trying to say is the point those people that don't trust them there's good reason there are some shady shady shit that's what I'm saying and they profit off of it and that's where we're at now and that's and that's right and that's where we are and that's what has happens when the government oversteps, when the government uses ideology to override science in COVID policy, in transgender stuff. So rightfully, people are like, go fuck yourself. And I get that. And you're paid from big pharma. Or when the mainstream media lies all the time and doesn't talk about things. So I get why people are like, why should I trust X, Y, and Z? Now, here's the other thing we have to worry about, guys. On a podcast or anywhere, when someone
Starting point is 00:06:52 comes along and says hey i've done my research everybody's lying to you and i have the truth they're usually selling something and that's also where i go i don't think rogan is no i don't think he is either but i'm saying i'm saying jo's so mad joe goes i've talked to a lot of experts yes so he and he's getting information from them yeah joe and i don't really actually disagree we might disagree on the minutia but at the broad strokes we don't disagree yeah we don't disagree and people like shut the fuck yeah people are so where like what the fuck i was like hey hey hey hey hey we were good, man. Notice how we went right into, right back to being friends. We're just having a conversation. It's, it's, it's all it is. It was thick and then I cut the tension with some
Starting point is 00:07:30 smelling salts. Rogan said this, you did, Rogan also said this about certain people. There were some people who wanted to come on his podcast and they were very famous people, very, world leaders and stuff. And the reason he said, he goes, I am not going to have that person on because they will game me. They're going to say things, and I don't have enough information to push back properly. So then I'm going to take all the flack. That's what happens. So when you're that powerful and you have a science on you don't know we don't know enough about your viral virology or immunology to push back on anything or agree i don't know dude i got to take your word for it if you hit me with a statistic and a study there are other scientists that go hold on that study isn't real or that i don't
Starting point is 00:08:08 know right and so that's that's what i'm dealing with that's what i'm talking about i even didn't apologize just had no it was good well no we didn't apologize for that that was fun yeah but i didn't apologize i just talked to going after and me and him we're texting back forth before this show on the whole moneyberg thing and the black belt thing like i was like came in i didn't mean to make this like rare it's ugly head again the internet so toxic are we good and he's like of course we're and by the way yeah all you were saying was that you know three years for a black belt when you're not bj pen is a little bit quick and and that's that's allowed you had some questions are we allowed to say it doesn't mean that money are we allowed to say i got some questions
Starting point is 00:08:47 yeah but it doesn't mean that moneyberg guy's a bad guy i don't know i have no idea who is no no I have no idea who he is. Probably helping with his merch. But when it comes to Jiu-Jitsu, I'm going to listen to Gordon Ryan. When it comes to comedy, if I say this is funny, if we're doing a commercial, listen to me. I might have a point of view. When it comes to immunology, I'm going to listen to somebody who's actually studied that subject. I'm going to go with the experts.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Now, that doesn't mean you blindly trust the medical establishment because they can get hijacked like they did. Oh, yeah. Let's move off that. And Rogan's right, when he was like, nobody wants to hear it. I'm telling you, nobody wants to hear it. That's right. When it comes to the Epstein list, you might want to talk to me. Yes, facts.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Maybe I got some information on it. Facts. Okay. And that was one of the thing, even when Rogan was like, there's a bluebell who came in, I went, well, in my experience, over 15 years at a high level, in my experience, that's never happened. But again, in his gym, it happened. So he's like, well, I've seen it.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Okay. Well, I disagree with that. you know it's all good that's what friends do any friends that just sit around and i thought that my companion was great i loved it i had a i was telling chin on shop show which is free on patreon now go to patreon dot com slash t fatt k also that patreon crushing it thank you guys thank you but people like not having to deal with all the commercials and the suppression and all the toxic shit like you got be a real fan to pay five hours apparently the uh speaking of toxicers a lot of people believe that my because my father was in the cia yeah that that that alpha
Starting point is 00:10:20 thing he did some work for them i don't know if he was in them did some work that i uh i have some information on epstein and they're right you've told me off you well you know what and i might be giving it out when i go to covina this weekend or in charlotte the following weekend at the comedy zone i don't know you know what we're going to do we're going to release the epstein list on uh on uh patreon only we're going to release it on on patreon i'm going to read it's going to take a while it's a long one you saw it i gave you a peek i went like this it's a long list and it's exactly what you guys are thinking yeah yeah yeah whatever that means yeah i don't know what the fuck that means um yeah yeah it was weird
Starting point is 00:10:56 wasn't it weird driving to jo's because usually we we stay at the four-season hotel yeah we take a car over yeah i'd to ask him for the address yeah isn't that weird driving there yeah that's a that's a that's a hidden area that's an interesting area yeah but uh i always have a good time oh yeah and i said to joe we were peeing afterwards and i was like dude i I just love when we get to hang and talk because we don't do it enough. And he did he say shut the fuck up? He said, shut the fuck up. We were peeing at the urinal.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And he pissed all over my shoes. And I said, thank you, daddy. I said, thank you, daddy. That's what I say. A lot of jih Tutsu talk. Again, I hurt my back. Forgive me for sitting like this, but I have to because I'm old. What are you going to do to fix it?
Starting point is 00:11:43 Absolutely nothing, Brendan. I'm going to complain. And I'm going to ignore people's advice to take... You can hit up the team at Ways to Well. I could shoot stem cells in there or something. I don't know if it's injured enough for that if you're just sore. No. They have some other shit.
Starting point is 00:11:58 It's just sore. And I have stem cells in me. They're supposed to work. It takes about six weeks. I got shut up with a bunch of them. I don't feel anything. Well, if you just do them general, it's fucking, it's tough to tell. My TRT, 785 testosterone.
Starting point is 00:12:16 7.85. And that was 785 after being, after not sleeping for a couple of days and working out. So they think it's higher and my magnesium is low. So they're going to raise my magnesium. So that's the lowest it's ever been. Remember, it was 975. And also my free testosterone is like 43, which is supposed to be very low. But I've done some research. 43's low. Done some research. And actually, it doesn't necessarily. Shut the fuck up. That's true. No, I talked to some doctors. Yeah, shut the fuck up. what those doctors look like uh once an act was a was an actual gymnast in cirque de solet yay not listening
Starting point is 00:12:54 that guy uh pretty badass and looks at a lot of us 225 he said he said he said he said uh if you his car wheels he's good yeah he said there a lot of times uh free can it matters and it doesn't matter depending i just have a lot of energy and my dong works so my libido so they're not going to give you uh any tart well i'm gonna we're gonna go back in six weeks and i'm going to i've done some stuff some rest yeah getting some supplements get some rest and then take it and see what happens when daddy you know you know 785 is very high that's good for naturally that is that's impressive yeah i've never done um big balls big old heavy it'd be interesting to see uh get your blood levels checked after doing the weekend in covina flying watch what that does to your body oh i bet much what that does to your
Starting point is 00:13:38 flying i bet right and then and then not sleeping you're being out of your time zone yeah fuck do that I wonder if stress hasn't anything. Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's completely fucked you up. Yeah. Completely fucked up.
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Starting point is 00:16:12 buddy Andy called me um Andy Stumpf goes hey you okay man I've never heard him talk to anybody like that I was like hey hey we've been friends 30 years that's how we always talk that we always have we have good arguments not lately but one of the things that Joe and I always talk about is it's super important to realize you're not your ideas you're not your your opinions you I have an opinion based on some data that I see depends what it is yeah I have my opinion Oh, you guys talking vaccines, I, yeah, I can change my mind. No one, no one should be made to that. Politics, too. We just have, you know. Politics, vaccine, all that bullshit. No, what? I don't know. Not just teams and both of your regurgitating information you heard from other smarter people. That's right. That's right. But if it came to, like, comedy or if you're jihitsu with me or fighting. Yeah. Well, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to die on that hill. Because I do jihad. But even, but even Rogan, when I was like, hey, I heard you say RDR is the toughest matchup for Hamzot. I, and I said, and I wasn't being facetious. I went. I went. And I know. And I know. I know. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I you're the expert you've seen so much yet i couldn't disagree more dude and you're you're so good when you do that like i i i wanted to i wanted to i said some stuff about canello um bud and i have a
Starting point is 00:17:17 different point of view now because i educated yourself a little bit well i did and i'm with you here's the thing right right to your point canello is bigger and has experiencing fighting in a bigger a bigger a bigger place Bud hasn't fought for two years Bud has to go up to 68 That's such a huge jump Insane jump He had to put on a lot of weight
Starting point is 00:17:38 When you put on all that muscle You are now dealing with Losing speed And sometimes Sometimes power Because you're losing speed But whatever He's a great boxer
Starting point is 00:17:49 Usually gives you The guy more power But I'd say this to the power You know Angle out there Canelo's read my lips has never been dropped
Starting point is 00:18:02 so he's taking punches from Kovalev he's taking punches from his head triple G and his prime Koto excuse me sir so if that's the angle that well Terrence Crawford's going to put on
Starting point is 00:18:15 way he's going to punch harder cool Canel's dealt with some of the biggest punches and never had Covalve you mean BVol no Bvall didn't drop him he's never been dropped harder punchers but also and then the other thing is too is you got to look at and I always I know this is my strength of schedule who's the toughest guy Terrence Crawford's fought you'd say Earl Spence
Starting point is 00:18:35 very good question Earl Spence didn't fell out of a fucking Ferrari and it was compromised also didn't fight a very good fight he fought a very sort of one two but also long layoff yeah is a long layoff yes so I just go strength of schedule Canello should win by decision here's the other thing you got to remember Canello is the darling of boxing has always been he's the face of boxing should be triple g in all aspects probably beat him maybe the judges aren't going to give you a decision over canello in any fucking facet tarence crawford we like him he is not a star he's a generational talent and he's amazing but he's not the face of boxing he doesn't earn them any money's pay-per-view numbers suck do you think that those three judges in Vegas are if it goes to decision are going to go
Starting point is 00:19:22 against unless it's an absolute can't even deny it you and i might go you and i might there's a possibility where like where we go where if crawford knocks canello out or something we'll go oh my god maybe greatest ever or something oh yeah that's up for debate you're talking about i don't see that what did he fight what did crawford fight at did he fight at 47 yeah so 47 to 68 is a a gigantic leap i don't think people realize it's like it's like in the ufc name a 135 compete at 170 if i told you i you go dude you're fucking out of your mind now that's what he's attempting to do now and he's attempted to do it against one of the best ever who's also never been knocked down who's also younger now he has more fight miles on him but age wise he's younger he now now
Starting point is 00:20:09 now now crawford's younger no canello's younger what did you know that what canelo's younger than crawford no that's not true he just has more miles let me see that what how old is crawford 37 he's 37 I think he knows 32 35 oh dude what but but now he's a he has more miles on him fight wise now now hold on that's that's true taken very little damage but here's the thing our boy bud is 37 and what makes him part of what makes him very good is his ability to move his IQ his IQ for sure but you put on like you he's probably weighing somebody said he's probably walking around at 180 that's a lot of weight to carry on his frame and if you can stay at 47 and it'd be it'd be one thing
Starting point is 00:21:01 if he went to 180 and then did two tune up fights to see how he feels and looks at that in the actual competition right but he's doing it and then fighting one of the best ever so let me ask you this too when you have to put on that kind of weight how much road work can you actually do because you you know you know what I mean when you do that much cardio it's very hard to put it but I do I do think what's going to happen is I bet Terence Crawford takes like the first
Starting point is 00:21:27 four rounds because Canello the speed is going to be tougher for Canella at first the speed is going to be tough and then that weight he's put on will start to show 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th 12th and then Kennella's going to start landing but I think the first four maybe even five to people are like
Starting point is 00:21:44 man Terrence is kind of doing his thing and then that weight's going to start to rear its ugly head. But Canello is also going to download the movement, the speed, adapt, and then I bet he wins six or seven rounds. There is a little caveat. I don't know if, you know, I heard, I think I'm right, can you bring up whether or not Victor Conti is in Bud's camp?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Well, that'd be a problem. I worked with him. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying, this is a man who knows how to put up. on muscle. Yes, Victor Conte is in terms. Providing nutrition supplement and antedopin guidance through his company and has been involved about your, uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Oh, no, I'm at, hey, I'm asking questions. Am I allowed to ask questions? Okay. I'm not allowed to ask some questions. Now I'm picked Crawford by first round. All I'm doing is asking questions and they're, they're, when you have to put on that kind of weight, I, I don't know that you do it. just with eating a lot of red meat.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Hey, but hold on. You think Canelo's all natural? Because he's been busted before. He blamed on Mexican tacos. That was from ten tainted Mexican tacos. Now, I've ate those tacos and... That's all I'm saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Wow, Victor, I didn't know Victor Conte was still working. Yeah, so you learn some things here and you go, hmm. Things that make you go, hmm. Trace amounts of a band. substance. Clem buterol. Huh. That's the clear.
Starting point is 00:23:21 He blamed it on eating tacos in his native Mexico. And the Mexicans did not like that. He got some heat for that. But we forgive him. He's the darling of boxing. Yeah. They sent me,
Starting point is 00:23:35 Wastewell sent me T-H-E-A and Prenna. Prexanil? Yeah, something like that. Just take it. That's an anabolic agent. Shut the fuck up. But that's a bad anabolic agent. Are you getting tested, Brian?
Starting point is 00:23:49 How's your body doing right now? It's hurting right now, dude. So take what the fuck you give you. Come on, stop pushing drugs on me, bro. I'm just saying it if you want to feel better. I don't want to lose my hair. Yeah. Prentilone.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Cretanin an an hormone naturally produced in the body by the adrenal gland. Okay. Just take whatever you could be, just shut your mouth and take it. Really? Just do it? Just fucking gobble it down. Just gobble it down. Damn, so I can look exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah. But you won't be so injured. I do this joke about that. I'm like, I talk about how when I have to work out, I have my positive side and my negative side. Let's go, Brian. That's the first word of use on the other side of his workout. And negative Brian's like,
Starting point is 00:24:27 you're a medium white guy in your late 50s. Who the fuck are you talking to? You're going to look exactly the same. I'm like, you know, you're always going to look at that. No, I'm going to, this is the year. Every time I work out, I think something's going to change. And he's like, you could tell somebody,
Starting point is 00:24:36 you've been working out, I've been working out 35 years as hard as I can. You could tell somebody that you've never lifted weights once in your life, and they would believe you. You know who I was watching the MTV Music Awards last night? Have you seen Ricky Martin who's 56? I'm sure he looks fantastic. Buddy, he makes you look like fucking. Bring him up.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Well, I want you to bring up. He makes you look like Nancy Pelosi. Rick Springfield shirtless. Oh, on. Bring up, well, let's stick to it. Bring up Ricky Martin MTV Music Awards. You and my wife and I were like, holy shit. He's amazing.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Just gay as shit. Well, you got to do it. Live in the Vito Loka. You're not get laid unless you look beautiful when you're, when you're, dude, broke so many girls' hearts when he came out. Look at him. 56 home boy's thick 56 looks great he's so handsome
Starting point is 00:25:21 are you serious look at his face dude I know they look good Dan's ass off look at his face bro and all he Lawrence and all the young kids in the audience didn't know a single word to his music really he looks look at him that's him last night I mean how do you compete with that look at his arms
Starting point is 00:25:37 you can compete with it because I'm trying to fuck guys yeah but he's gorgeous he's looking at what is that his chest yeah dude live in the Vita a low cut. Bro, how are you going to compete? Come on. Go to his man.
Starting point is 00:25:50 What in the fuck? His man? Yeah, let's see his significant other. Well, let's see him with his shirt off. Go Ricky Martin's shirtless. Hold on, boyfriend first.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Yeah, boyfriend first. Let me see his boyfriend. Oh, boyfriend's a bottom, huh? It's off bottom, too. Boyfriend's handsome shit too, bro. He's all right. These are good looking guys. Ooh, that's gay.
Starting point is 00:26:07 You and I, that's you and I in fucking Greece when we hit it big. I don't think so. I can't wait to stop pretending and we just leave our families. It's going to be so great. live in the Vita loca people are going to be like people are going to be like who's the bottom and then you're going to go i know everybody thinks i would be but i'm not i love getting dude and ricky martin date oh gay look at that dude rick martin dated uh like the who's who in mexico too the who's who oh sure he did but you know
Starting point is 00:26:34 i knew he was gay forever ago oh i did that one caught me by surprise oh my friend my one of my best friends is gay as shit and fucked him so really yeah now i don't know if he did I don't know how that works but look at Ricky Martin's body Are you kidding me? You win He wins He wins dude He's got the hiccups man
Starting point is 00:26:56 Living a leader La Vita Luca One two three Oh Living La Vita Are wearing a salon Fucking You're a billion
Starting point is 00:27:07 You're a multi-millionaire And you look like that And you get to hang out In a sarong See what girls Things are going well See what girls He dated before
Starting point is 00:27:14 Dude look at him You see what girls he dated and didn't have sex with? Well, I bet he did, but hated it. I bet you he didn't. He probably kissed them, but that was it. No, you probably fucked him. Upside, inside out. Why did he say Nathan Lane?
Starting point is 00:27:31 He's gay. Maybe he sucked him. No, Nathan's gay. Maybe he sucked them. So he dated Alessandra Ambrizio? Bersia. She's cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:42 You know his Misson. It's just all beets. Only for a year. yeah it's fine just gay though you had to fake it back in the day but he came out when did he come out chin he was a he was a 17 she's a she's a tennis player yeah that got your attention huh that was in 92 though wow he came out when it was kind of safe right 2010 2010 still pretty early yeah
Starting point is 00:28:07 oh yeah it's children yeah but are they adopted Live and love it a loppa. Yes, they're a biological. Wait, through his use of gestational. Does that mean they came out of his wiener? They used his sperm, yeah. And then you have a process. You don't need eggs or not.
Starting point is 00:28:34 If I found some fucking athlete, I would. Oh, interesting. That's cool. They're his. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Be kind of lit to have two dads.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Yeah, but they would. If they're like two dad-dads, though, like both like gearheads, but fuck each other when you go to bed? That'd be lit. My kids. Who's making dinner? My babies, when they wake up in the middle of the night, I always try to cuddle them. They're like, I'm not going near you, dude. I want my mom.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah. I want soft mommy. I don't want you. Yeah, I know. You smell old. Gross. I smell old. Yeah, you smell.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Especially I smoke cigars and shit. You just smell that. I came back from the podcast I'd smoke two cigarettes My wife was like You stink Really? Yeah
Starting point is 00:29:20 What'd you do this weekend chin Watch the companion Jack off While watching the companion Hey dude How weird would that be if I'm on Patreon Baby? Not this one
Starting point is 00:29:35 Yeah they will see Yeah we'll see We might fucking put this on there We don't give a shit I put furniture like a dress of drawers Just boring stuff You're making you six years to get your house together. Dude, they're always on back order.
Starting point is 00:29:47 I barely got my headboard in this weekend and my dresser drawers. You need that headboard, bro. I know, dude. What? You guys on your headboards? Well, because it's got to be strong when you're banging strange dudes. You're hanging onto it staring at the wall. It's just nice when you, like, you know, you just lean on it and watch TV from bed.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Of course. And. Because a wall can't drive that. And finish your fifth scotch. No, I don't touch hard liquor. No? I told you this. Just one.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I don't even touch wine anymore I've tapered it all the way down to beers and now less percentage of beers Just hard IPAs Good for you though No but I True but I've tapered it down to That's good though
Starting point is 00:30:26 Good for you Hey Chin I'm not I think that's great Yeah I had a plan How many beers are you having tell the truth Maybe a six pack a day Okay What's wrong with that man?
Starting point is 00:30:37 Considering where I came from I know dude What were you drinking do you think? Dude I was drinking like crazy could you do you think you could drink I mean two six packs a day I could drink a case
Starting point is 00:30:49 way more than that a case yeah yeah yeah wow but I wouldn't want the reason why you were drinking a case of beer and you had no I wasn't drinking okay but you could yeah if I had to and you wouldn't be fall down drunk your body metabolizes it's something special
Starting point is 00:31:01 my health is not great I'll say that much so heart rate was like three thousand but he was inspired by Ricky Martin because Ricky came out and then he came out with his alcohol same time yeah that's true you know if you ever like had any sexual secrets we would be there for you because we don't care i think you guys would be freaking stoked if i was gay you guys would be so happy i would i'd be finally like oh i knew it yep i'd be so happy now if they found hands and a head in your closet
Starting point is 00:31:29 then like chin you know that'd be least surprising no chin's such a sweet human being there's no way well you never know that'd be crazy if you came out i mean i'd fire you but that'd be cool man I thought you were fishing for victims. For a cock. All right, what do you got, Jen? Let's take a little break here because this episode of The Fighter and the kid is brought to you by O'OOReilly Auto Parts. Ow!
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Starting point is 00:33:04 What'd you do on Sunday? I watched the finals of the U.S. Hope of tennis. didn't watch any football. I know. You just don't do maley shit. It's so weird. Come on, dude. Come on. Listen, hold on. The opening week of the NFL and you watch tennis? Who looks good? Do you not feel gay at all?
Starting point is 00:33:19 A little bit. A little bit. And then you jumped and got fucking snacks in your Tesla. Do you ever just like, ah man, I do to do some gay shit? Ever? When did I got snacks in my Tesla? Yeah, like, you watch tennis. I'm like, ooh, we need snacks. And you jump in your Tesla and you're like, oh man, this is pretty gay. You don't know that that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Well, if you're going to get snacks, the only car you take. Like, did I suck a popsicle? Like, and my Tesla, is that what you're saying? Or you ate a fucking banana with a spoon, like that raging gay guy? Dude, I didn't do any of that. Listen to me. You don't have any buddies? They're like, hey, bro, you're watching a game?
Starting point is 00:33:50 No, no, I do. And their names are Brennan's job, and I never see them. Now, here's the thing. No, I don't take you that because I just assume you're not. Tell me, tell me who, I'm going to say who looked good. Well, no. Bills look good. Bills look good.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I mean, it was 40. Yeah, Broncos didn't look good. They lose? Four turnovers. We won, but we didn't look great. Bo Nicks had some issues. Okay. Defense.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Packers won. Packers look good. Yeah. With Michael Parsons, they look fucking good. Packers can be a problem this year. Yes. And Colts probably looked the best. And how did Aaron Rogers look?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Look great. He did? They won. 60-yard field goal in New York against his old team. Okay. That's great. Yeah. Chief's loss, so charges look pretty damn good.
Starting point is 00:34:28 NFC. West can be tough. If the West is going to be tough. Yeah. Well, the Chiefs have had a crazy run, but sometimes. I'm sick of them. that we got you leaving la vita loca living la vita loca living la vita loca another baseball thing that happened i'm sure you guys have seen this by now the karen that have you seen this be no so ball gets a right
Starting point is 00:34:51 home run goes this is in philadelphia the guy grabs it gives it to a son this bitch gets furious and the dad's like oh my god here just take it watch that i would do yeah i think she's lost her job now i don't know about that but um that's what i don't like it's like just fucking yeah this is enough punishment just people seeing her being a douche but see this dad's running over to get the ball gives it to a son that's what you do it's his b day look at this he's like why do he's like he's like that's a very good reaction but look the dad's like fucking take it get out of here so she took some heat
Starting point is 00:35:44 hold let me see this again because how does she think like her reasoning was that that's their section you know that the guy was in a different section doesn't matter and then she accused him of actually pulling the ball from her hand which is not true for all baby he didn't grab it from the hand though let's go let's see what happened that other guy could be mad too and it wasn't that is his section that is that is his section
Starting point is 00:36:11 I mean he walked over but it's a little gay how he went like this yeah but he walked over like he took three steps watch this go back again watch this I'm gonna I'm gonna prove it that's his section watch this ready it doesn't matter if I know so he's right here watch he's there all right go all right that's his section one thousand two one thousand three one thousand but they're in the same that's the section it's a seat section
Starting point is 00:36:34 so that's if you're whatever section 1112 that's all one one 12 it's exactly it's five seconds to walk yeah it's in his row she had to reach over took him five seconds to walk over there that's that's his section five seconds but she's getting torn up online
Starting point is 00:36:47 I'm pretty sure she got fired from her job too oh let's see this let's see this I'd give it to her two. Oh, I'd give it to her two. If Tiger was like, Dad, what are you doing? I'd be like, definitely not giving her the ball, bud. And then the Phillies surprised the kid with the... The Phillies went and got the kid and hooked this kid up.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Is that what the Phillies did? Yeah, Phillies did this. They saw what happened. She said, I'm so sorry. Hey, bitch. She should let that kid have that fun. Going home with a signed bat from Bader. How cool is that he used to meet the players.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Let that. Let that. That's such a big. You know, I'm telling you, look up what a kid and you meet a pro athlete like that. Dude, I remember I went to a game with my dad, and he was like, here, wait here, players are coming. And my dad was like, hey, can you sign my kid's ball? And the guy went, no. And I was like, so heartbroken.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Do you know, do you know who I, how old I am? You know who I met? Mickey Mantle. I met Jack Lambert and Carl Eller. You don't even know who they are. I know Jack Lambert. Yeah. And that was in 1975.
Starting point is 00:38:13 And they were the biggest, most amazing looking for them. things I'd ever seen. And Steve Grogan, who was the quarterback for the Phillies, like, I, I saw them and I was like, I just was like, oh, my God. Let me see this, Jen? Oh, on this article. No, she's taking flack on the internet, and that's all fair game, but hopefully they don't dive too deep and, like, harassed her job, but. Cheryl Richards. I mean, she's a raging cunt, right? And, uh, that's super mean to do a kid, but the internet will, will bully her enough, and that's good. And then after a week or so, she deserves a week of bullying online. Yeah. Then after that. Yeah. So,
Starting point is 00:38:47 the school oh she's a teacher the school has come forward with the statement that should shut down the rumor that philly's care and was fired from her job i bet the woman identified on social media as philly's karen is not and has never been employed oh she's not she's not a public school okay that's fine you know she sucks but like she doesn't deserve to lose her job people suck keep what so you don't see that no keep going down the public square wants blood all the time fuck off apparently I'm trying to wait Richard
Starting point is 00:39:21 Apparently I'm trending I'm not the crazy Philly mom So do we know what happened to her That's the first of her she was fired from you Richard Richardson Wagner Yeah that's not her It remains to be seen if the internet Successfully identifies the real Phillies Karen in the coming days
Starting point is 00:39:44 So they still how old is this chin Oh, they'll find her. They didn't find anything. Yeah. Yeah, she should get beat up online for a little bit, what she deserves? But then just leave her, don't harass her home and shit. Yeah, leave her alone. It just came out right now.
Starting point is 00:39:57 But she's a cunt, man. If I'm that dad, I mean, granted, he did the right thing because his son got to meet the players and got a bunch of free swag. But I'd be like, are you out of your mind, bitch? This kid's nine and five. You wouldn't do this? He went. That's it.
Starting point is 00:40:14 You know, that's a start of response. that's a yeah no shit dude that's a thing where you're like oh yeah he said that in an interview he said he was startled like he was his skin he jumped out of his skin because someone just ran up in his face but i mean he's still a man so it's kind of philly's karen identified go to that this is times of indian you know i don't know philly's care and identified fired fired i've taken hirston bade her home run ball from drew yeah that's all right i don't think i i don't think they found her and that's in indian arison bader is is the brother of ryan bader and ryan's a better baseball player but chose wrestling i like to spread rumors see here's a rumor the red yesterday the school
Starting point is 00:40:55 system she worked for a fired her ass yeah so that is that rumor yeah that's all fake all right move on a teacher wouldn't do that moving on would you you would give the ball to her i don't know if my son was young and really liked it absolutely not a shot absolutely not bring your husband over come talk to me not happening bitch all right this is a druski at a nascar event you guys know who drusky is he's a do you know who you did me i don't you've never heard of drusky he's the funniest dude on the internet really his his satire is right up there with keem peel in living color that's right did he dress up as a white man and it is so impressive so fucking funny let's see this let's see if it plays here
Starting point is 00:41:43 He was like, am I getting canceled now for going white face? It's so funny. But then there's a guy who looks just like him. That's who, yeah, that's who he tried to mimic. No, he didn't mimic him. I'm pretty sure I read that. Did he? I thought he just came out and that guy was like, hey, that looks like me.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I don't think Drewke was specifically trying to look like anybody. Does he have his exact tattoos? No, that they're different tattoos. I think he was just trying to like a character from the South. That's like great makeup work. he's a straight black guy Brian he sees this black guy watch this that's incredible you need to go the real one
Starting point is 00:42:23 chin if you go the real one the real one yeah it just Drewski's profile when he sees the black guy goes you you lost and the kid's like no he's like you sure you not lost it's so good dude he's brilliant is his run he's yeah right there oh yeah that guy he was on fucking uh theo yeah
Starting point is 00:42:44 yeah him in theora boys who did that makeup dude with the tan lines the sunburn line it's so good amazing he's so spot on too how'd they do that man the makeup artist is crazy
Starting point is 00:43:04 and notice is not like high production either so it looks real it's so good dude it's so good good for him well done I'll tell you what talking like that got to keep your
Starting point is 00:43:20 keep your voice down your tongue all loose and flat talking talking and a hell of a wig too ha
Starting point is 00:43:30 ha me ma me ma look that body all right that's good he said NASCAR watch when he sees the black guy
Starting point is 00:43:49 no I don't want to see that part I don't know it makes me uncomfortable it makes me uncomfortable that's great watch you're going to NASCAR you're going to NASCAR you're a little bit
Starting point is 00:44:06 He ain't lost did you sure about that you ain't lost is you how good is he amazing it's so spot on look at that
Starting point is 00:44:27 have you seen his other skits like when he acts like a Latino girl no dude I gotta get some Otrusky generational talent dude Is he ever Oh he's insane Comic?
Starting point is 00:44:39 know just special he's a TV show he's just a TV show makes too much money no TV show it's not 1990 he's crushing it go go the one where he's dancing like a girl look at him he's spot on though the girl that want to be every race but her own this is how they act on Are you Dominican? No, Bobby, I'm not Dominican. I'm Puerto Rican. I, well, I do put it for, two percent Puerto Rican. I block.
Starting point is 00:45:13 He's such a good actor. Look at him. He's such a good actor. Like, that's a great actor. Look at him. Look at him. Look at the way he dances. He just knocks it out the park.
Starting point is 00:45:28 He's like spot on. Just has his gut out But you see how it's But you see how it's shot Like it's a real Isn't it good? It's so creative, man So good
Starting point is 00:45:59 He's a talented. He's all, am I getting canceled now? What is that, Justin Bieber saying? What's up, fellas? What's the good, buddy? Damn, snoop all here? Hey, Nick, I'm trying to do two days. Just give me two spots.
Starting point is 00:46:17 You need me to pop up on. I need you in LA too, because I know you're in the whole. It's here, nigga. Jay Z? J. Z. Whatever one you got, let me know, man. I'm going to clear the schedule for you right out. There are any other white folks on the?
Starting point is 00:46:28 Nah, it probably, no, we probably, no, he might be the only show. No, no, we might be in the white folks. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Juski. I don't need you up in the stage, though. X, we just need you to put a shirt on on this tour, man. We can't do no tour with the shirt off. You got to pay extra for that. You ain't beefing with Lil' Yachti demore, is you?
Starting point is 00:46:45 That's my brother. Tell him to come on out. Oh, I'm about to say, hey, we good at then. Hey, Drewski. So what city do you want me perform in, bro? In a couple cities? In macaroni time. Who that big girl left?
Starting point is 00:46:56 Who that big girl left? Oh, that's just BM, folks. Everybody get off, man. Everybody leave. All right. All right. Ski, man. You're going to be crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Got to head it, breathe. Hey, Drewski. I was going to do a couple shows. What's the deal? Bro. What? Crazy, huh? Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Yeah, he's killing it. Super talented. Yeah, no kid. So funny. All done on his own, on social media. He is a TV show. Yeah, but I think the, the whole. whole thing with this is he's getting flack for doing white face yeah get the fuck out of here hey you got
Starting point is 00:47:34 my approval shut up let him do white face everybody calm down you fucking idiots and you know godfrey who was on our show you guys know godfrey yeah like he even commented saying something like it's so well done like the makeup that's why it's no problem because it's so hate on it yeah but then people do black face and it's so obviously yeah agree that's a long history that too of Of course, yeah. I don't think any actual white person's upset about this. Like a real white person? I look at it.
Starting point is 00:48:02 I'm like, that's fucking fantastic. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And Godfrey also gave props to Robert Downey Jr. and Tropic Thunder. Oh, yeah. Right, Tropic Thunder? Yeah, Tropic Thunder.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Because it was done well. I saw this and it's kind of a bummer. This is Guns and Roses. Well. And this is Axel Rose singing. I'll play a little bit of it. his voice man yeah it's just like some stuff man yeah it's just you gotta yeah it's tough tough people say want on earth happen to his voice probably years
Starting point is 00:48:50 of singing they're fucking worn out any 70 something something going on with that. I don't know. How old is he? You would think they'd be able to help with some technology enhance his voice into the mic? It's a muscle. 63. It's a muscle. Yeah, hit them high notes, don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Now, some people can keep doing it, like Springsteen, McJagger. A lot of it's how you take care of your voice, how much work you do, like in vocal. Yeah, all the, all the, yeah. Smokey Robinson still hits it. Got to be super disciplined. This is such a bummer.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I can't watch it. I don't want to watch her die, but let's just talk about this Ukrainian refugee who has killed, this beautiful woman by a dude who was arrested, I think 14 times, has felony convictions, was ordered by the courts to do mental health counseling, didn't show up, of course, and finally, finally gets killed on a bus, okay?
Starting point is 00:49:51 And this is what happens. Has NPR, has the Wall Street Journal, has the New York Times, has CNN, has any major news organization covered this? No. They covered the Daniel Penny thing, though. The white Marine who choked that schizophrenic black homeless guy who was saying he was going to kill people. If Daniel Penny had been on that bus, maybe this woman would still be alive. But because he's black and she is white, the mainstream media and the mayor of Charlotte, doesn't want to stoke problems. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't for the native. This is when we lose our faith in this is what happens. Now, does she get a statue like George Floyd?
Starting point is 00:50:33 Of course not. Of course not. Where's all the other people? What a beautiful woman. What a beautiful girl. What a horrible thing. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Fuck you to all you legacy media motherfuckers. You hypocritical bitches. Fuck you to the mayor of fucking Charlotte. And this is why we don't trust. anything that comes out of mainstream media's mouth is including when they start talking about public health you guys earned that skepticism and and so i blame this left link or shit what else you got jen fuck you all right this is the the cold plate kiss cam mistress she filed for doors for uh files for divorce favor from her husband it says she doesn't seem like wife material yeah no shit
Starting point is 00:51:23 bud yeah now if she files for divorce can she does she still get half his money how's that work that's a good question too sure depending on what state you're in yeah but she's on camera cheating it's a no fault if it's california it's a no fault state there are a lot of no fault state i don't think they're at california though even still like even in georgia i know florida's great so georgia will say hey you uh you know if you cheated you you don't have to pay out It doesn't stand in court. Lawyers can completely circumvent that. If you've been married for a long time,
Starting point is 00:51:55 you're paying heavy alimony. Yeah, because if she got caught cheating on him, he would still have to pay for her lifestyle in 50-50? I guess it depends if there's kids and stuff. A lot of times, if you've been married a long time, sure. Absolutely. If the wife is wealthier than the husband and wants a divorce, will the half her assets be divided?
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yes, yep. Yeah. Yeah. It goes both ways. there are a lot of actresses who marry you know dudes and oh yeah have to pay i know a couple of jalo a couple of situations like that
Starting point is 00:52:27 yeah now if you're jalo you you have locked in a pre-up we'll get some settlement by the way pre-ups are a bitch they take about four months yeah it's like it's like a divorce this might be too much of info but have you guys gotten pre-nups no
Starting point is 00:52:47 no i haven't no okay no man i love my wife and you know but you that's not your style you're not gonna dot the ice cross the teas oh just the hassle you didn't have one with amanda either right no but i never wanted one yeah i would have paid anyway if there's kids it's like whatever it takes yeah i'm not fuck that i was married for 12 years i got kids Howard turns back on it i thought he retired remember he was he was gonna see if the match everything everything was wrong everything
Starting point is 00:53:16 you heard was wrong so after duping fans into thinking Andy Cohen was taken over a serious X-M show. It was a money thing. What drives him, though, to wake up at 4 in the morning and keep doing this all the time? I know. It's like, I would never do that, bro. Yeah, but he's like just disappear and retire. That's all he knows.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Yeah. Why not, though? You think you... Why not just have your house and start a podcast? With your kids. that doesn't matter it's just not that interesting no not with howard it's over i guess charlie sheen banged a lot of guys
Starting point is 00:53:56 do you hear about that he said flipping the mattress over or no flipping the menu over did we talk about this no no you ever heard this he goes yeah i fucked some guys i call it flipping the menu over when you do those kinds of stimulants well he was doing math or crack that'll get you to bang guys he said it was so freeing he goes who cares yeah no listen besides your health but you know
Starting point is 00:54:23 yeah when charlie said he flipped the menu over he means he decided to try something different as in having a dude it's a word expression to go i flip the menu over i mean sometimes i you know i get your normal steak and eggs and then every now and then i flip the menu over and i go to fucking brown town and i'm talking about your anus no we know what you're talking about i i don't You're going to Browntown. In case you guys didn't know, what Brennan meant was he had a guy put his dong in his bunghole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:56 If you know what I mean. Yeah. If you know what I mean. But just casually say, I flip the menu over sometimes. Yeah. Flip the menu. Sometimes I like my eggs over easy. And then every now and then I like them.
Starting point is 00:55:08 So this is the regular menu? What are your specials? So this is the regular menu. Do you have any specials? Yeah, Charlie's like, you know, I'm. I'll take the mudwistle supreme. Five days a week, I'm getting my regular steak and eggs. And then every now and then I go,
Starting point is 00:55:21 what's your special of the day? Oh, you have elk sausage in a bunghole? Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Rogan gave me some delicious elk sausage. Yeah, me too. Did you get any elk?
Starting point is 00:55:33 Oh, yeah. Oof. Yeah. But, yeah, every now and then, he goes, you know what, I want a little gravy this morning. Yeah. You know what? I will do my traditional steak and eggs.
Starting point is 00:55:45 but today, I want heavy black gravy. Well, do you know, I've talked to some porn people about when they have an anal scene. Oh, yeah, you got to eat like a piece of lettuce? Do you know what they eat? Yeah, lettuce, a lot of lettuce for a day. Come on, man, keep up. Clean yourself up a little bit. Yeah, oh, yeah, keep that.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I like that postmates. I don't remember postmates during Pride Month during the height of all the insanity. They were offering meals that if you're going to have anal sex. bottom yeah that was postmates they were really embracing the LGBTQ yeah I don't seem doing that these days two S plus community what else you get jen that have nothing to do with each other you know I ordered uber that just from my I ordered uber eats yesterday last night and my thing never moved much it said like the driver's going to pick up that drives me nuts right so finally I saw a move and then it was staying there and I'm like what the hell's going it's been like two hours already oh did you do
Starting point is 00:56:41 priority no that's pretty fucked up yeah yeah because so they had to other other thing to pick up after me in texas you got to do priority because they're far away she called me she called me she's like i'm so sorry i went to the gas station i locked my car someone broke into my car stole some of my paperwork and took your meal i'm like oh no she ate it no shit there's something bullshit is she a heavy girl i have no idea what did you order what you order i'll tell you right now it's korean soups i don't think people she ate that apparently those there's a lot of that people are like oh yeah uh so freaking i don't mind if dude get you some fries. If I order fast food
Starting point is 00:57:16 and you dip into the fucking curly fries, girl, you earned it. Get your big ass some curly fries. I don't give a fuck. That's right. Don't eat all of them. Okay. I guess this is from Turkey Alashique and this is him showing Canella. So Netflix has dropped like their version of 24-7 on
Starting point is 00:57:34 Canelo Crawford. I think there's yeah, they've dropped two parts. Yeah. What's this, Jim? Some footage of Canella before the fights. Dude, his fucking car collection, he had a mint F-150 lightning
Starting point is 00:57:48 cool doggy has some cool stuff Let's see this Let's see It's just a few days before Canelo leaves Sierra Nevada Mountains To begin his setup There the high altitude Will better prepare him for the potentially
Starting point is 00:58:02 training 12 round fight that awaits At sea level There's a bit more time to play with his toys A bit more quality time For family You see the red lightning Brian right there It's very nice
Starting point is 00:58:15 to go and I win my family The two best pound for pound fighters of their era colliding in Las Vegas on Mexican independence weekend Wow reinfigurating the sport and thrilling the fans
Starting point is 00:58:29 who have been waiting for a moment just like this one to happen That's pretty cool Is he live in Mexico? Isn't that good? No he lives right outside San Diego I think he has a home in Mexico but his main properties
Starting point is 00:58:42 right outside San Diego I live in Mexico with all the stuff that goes on. Yeah, especially when you're him. I could never do that. Yeah, you're a target for. No, he lives right outside San Diego. I've seen his crib.
Starting point is 00:58:53 It's insane. Yeah. Better to live in America. His car collection is fucking tasty. What's this now? This is Floyd Mayweather. Flash his money. To all the haters,
Starting point is 00:59:05 because you know that he's fighting Mike Tyson in an exhibition match next year. Yeah, I just don't get it, but okay. I'm pretty sure. I'd be upset too if I was somebody else. I'd be mad in Mayweather 2. Hucked fuck for 29 years and 30 years you can keep getting money like this.
Starting point is 00:59:19 I'd be mad too. I'd be hating on Mayweather 2. You know, people only talk about winters on the winter, so continue to talk. Keep your bread fresh. Put in the bag. I'll be the bread bag. Tip money.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Crocodile phones. Himalian phones. Crocodile bags. We back. My gloves is great. I got to pick my plane green. That bag. he's rich as fuck give him that it looks pretty fun i gotta be honest and by the way it looks
Starting point is 00:59:52 like he's living pretty awesome got punched twice in his career yeah he's been hit maybe three times i mean that's so incredible yeah got punched now i don't really give a fuck about him fight mike tyson but i hope he gets paid him and mike yeah yeah that'd be weird doesn't he come off Kind of lonely, though? No. To me, this looks so lonely. No, he, he's living La Vida Loca to bring him full circle.
Starting point is 01:00:17 And he, I don't think people realize what his life's like. The access to the finest of all things. Yeah, I think he's fucking crazy hot girls, but up to Chin's point, I think he's pretty lonely. Well, he has kids, doesn't he?
Starting point is 01:00:32 Sure. He's not married, nothing. His one baby mama, uh, he murdered but um the thing is is uh she died of overdone for the fentanyl at starbucks parking lot but never did drugs she was going to write a tell all book about him but the thing is is his fight coming up against mike tyson you don't know these stories no i don't yeah some darkness there anyways he looks like he's having fun man what else you got you like you just dropped a whole bunch
Starting point is 01:00:57 of fucking rumor bombs and and look into it all right all right this is connor mcgregor here's my thing how's it work over there because I've heard Luke Thomas saying like it doesn't work like this like he doesn't have a chance in winning well I don't know
Starting point is 01:01:15 I just know that the anti-immigration sentiment of Irish people indigenous Irish people who want their country back and are seeing like an insane like just entire cities taken over by no I know I get all that beat
Starting point is 01:01:33 I'm saying he's got yeah but i'm saying like does he actually have a chance to win i don't know do we know how works over there you're saying all right let me play the clip first and because luke thomasso's a thing too about politics and he was saying it doesn't work like this like he can't just just because he's popular he's not going to win i'm here today outside the office of the teacher comes on oh you don't want to play this gym it's two minutes of him talking about politics so just google how or what the chance can conne mcgregor actually win the presidency in ireland How's it fucking work?
Starting point is 01:02:05 Is it like here? Well, there's a, because I'm pretty sure even the left and right voted against him. There's a national vote, but it's hard. Nobody's really going to vote him in.
Starting point is 01:02:15 He said it about Trump, though, didn't they? Yeah. Just has negligible chance. But you're saying if it's even, like, hold on, he lacks both the required political support to get on the ballot
Starting point is 01:02:28 and the public back in to win the election. To be officially nominated for the ballot, a candidate must secure back in from at least one of the following 20 members of the Irish Parliament, which he doesn't have. Four of Ireland's 31 city or county cancels. I don't think he has that either. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Not to get myself a max. McGregor has publicly claimed to have the necessary support, but evidence suggests otherwise. Yeah, there's too much baggage there. Come on. Yeah, but there's been worse than Bill Clinton got fucking voted in. No, Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Yeah, where he raped a person. He had a long fucking. Yeah, backer's in it but yeah he was entrenched in politics very good statesmen very very smart knew everything and that's one of the reasons i'm smart is because i drink lots of this big pharma payouts it's from adamantality world i love him who put that up i did says brian kellet 500 that's so funny did you do that that's hilarious i didn't do that adam did it i just put it up who's adam he does a bunch of stuff for a fighter and the kid.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Yeah, he's a big fan of the show. Adam's great. Adam's great. That's so funny. $1,500 I got nothing, dude. I made no money. Damn it. It's so funny.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Yeah, one of the things they were talking about with Bobby Kennedy is that, you know, the Kennedy fortune, if you don't think that they, which is basically a hedge fund, if you don't think that they are invested heavily in big pharma, yeah, I got another thing coming. But is that why the family hates all? RFK. No, the family hates RFK because he cites a lot of statistics that make absolutely no sense and are actually so easy to disprove. It makes no sense. Like when you say that one in three kids in America's diabetic, that's actually hilarious. Do you say one in three? Yeah, he just says the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life. He's constantly citing these statistics where it's like, what are you talking?
Starting point is 01:04:26 I think he's doing a lot of good too, though, like limiting the ingredients and all the shit we're eating. Like, you got to do something. No, I think the biggest issue is better. than the last person we have on it? No, I don't. No, I disagree. I think he's terrible. The last person was awful. I think he's the worst. Worse than the last person?
Starting point is 01:04:40 Oh, you mean that? Janet Levine or whatever the fucking. You don't think, you'd rather have her? I'll take Bobby over that guy. Yeah, careful what you say. See about Bobby Kennedy is that he's healthy. Like, he's physically walking around looking great.
Starting point is 01:04:52 And then you see these other like, you know, people that are, don't know. If you talk about health, you don't look great. So I understand that. And I happen to have had some experience with Bobby Kennedy back in the day. He was so. inherently decent and good to me and so I think he's a good man I think he's mistaken and I think he's very careless with the way he speaks when he cites statistics and I also think his I just disagree with him a lot but anyway the point is this um I think that uh what was I going to say
Starting point is 01:05:25 I don't know man you don't like Bobby Kennedy no I like something else it was something else what else you got gin but you got paid 1500 bucks by Big Pharma oh yeah no i was saying that the the the Kennedy fortune anybody who has a large fortune probably is invested pretty heavily in pharmaceutical companies yeah there's a lot of money involved yeah a lot and let's be honest from suit companies with all their problems also save lives they also come both can be true both can be that's a great that that's what i want to say the other day both can be true when you get staff you're going to drugs created by pharmaceutical companies that are going to save you.
Starting point is 01:06:02 When Ben Ascran, God bless him, has staffed in his fucking lungs and has to have a lung transplant, all of us say, oh, doctors are on it. And none of us are saying, oh, they're going to fuck him over. What we're saying is, there are experts out there
Starting point is 01:06:14 that can save his life, and they did. Yeah, but again, both can be true. They also fucked him over and wouldn't cover it, and he had to crowd fund to pay for it. Different issue. Yeah, but still, it's the insurance. It's, you know, it's the medical industry.
Starting point is 01:06:26 One of the reasons insurance companies want you to get vaccinated is, because they're making money, no it's because they save money because when you're vaccinated you don't get a disease that cost them a fortune i don't want to get into that what else you got jen okay you know you guys are making fun of me that there's a ghost remember i was complaining about sounds in your ceiling my buddy cam a lot of my friends i already told this story too so then he just sent me this is happening he saw this this morning sent it to me i'm like wow you really have lamb bed couch
Starting point is 01:06:56 and everything neighbors and happy valley are stunned after it was discovered A random man broke into a condo crawl space and set up a secret living space inside. These phones are posted to the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office Facebook page. It's like it's something you see in horror. So basically he has a lamp set up. It's like a perfect living space. And he hasn't been noticed for like months. Makes sense.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Looks like my college dorm. They kicked them out. Of course, man. You can't do that. But look at this whole setup. Looks like he's all set up. Things are good. Got water.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Chin, have you still not looked into yours thing? uh what's funny about that is i'll have a trail cam you know it's since this motion yeah so i'm waiting for someone to visit me and i'm going to have them go up because they're tiny and i'm going to just put the camera up there yeah so set up the camera up there we're about to get some ghost adventure yeah i'm going to do it hell yeah interesting release that in the patreon chink on actual ghost we're ball interesting i mean i'm honestly freaked out if i see something other than a squirrel or a raccoon it would be a ghost just wait
Starting point is 01:07:59 yeah I saw this and I didn't know if this is like you know anyways I'll just play this video it seems like it's I'll play the video so this guy's not he's uh
Starting point is 01:08:14 he's uh he's uh American internationals he has he's mentally challenged you and Rogan and be like dude if he just commits to it he'd be a black belt now he's mentally challenged this is a creative you know that performance that's I was going to ask you
Starting point is 01:08:26 yeah he's challenged the nasco world tour rated event there's a lot of this stuff and then people like oh that's fucked up yeah the guy has but they're actually giving him trophies and stuff yeah because he's part of a community yeah yeah that's fucked up teaches if he's actually mentally challenged it's fucked up yeah let him do his thing man right if he's having fun go for it yeah just one more so this is roared jones junior this this was so awesome right oh we guys gold medal that he's robbed of in the yeah in korea brian cried over this so the guy that Wall watching tennis.
Starting point is 01:08:58 The guy that won the gold medal, he never felt right about it. He was always upset, and he finally got to re-in-out with Rojoins to give it to him. What's up, brother? How are you doing? Oh, my gosh. So good to see you, man. What's up, brother? How are you feeling?
Starting point is 01:09:10 You good? Wow. Wow. Wow. My son had said he's, wait 36 a year. Wow. So good to see you, my brother. Wow.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Let's get into him. He wants to fight you. He has something for you. It's a rematch. He was an 88thian Seoul Olympic gold medal. He's an 80-Olympic gold. He's an 80-0-Olims at the home of this medal
Starting point is 01:09:40 I've got to go. Now, now I'm wronged to him, huh? He won the goal at the time. He had the goal, but he wants to give back to you. That it belongs to you. It's so, that's so cool, man. That's really cool. Because did you see that fight?
Starting point is 01:10:16 Oh, yeah, he clearly got robbed. I mean, could you do it sooner? It's still 20. The way in 36 years, probably didn't have the money. didn't know when Roy Jones Jr. is not in Korea, a thousand things. You know, plane tickets are expensive. You could have got a hold of him in 30 years, man. I'm not to find him. It's hard. Hey, man, I wanted to give this to you, I know, that was 1988. I got to hold on it for a while. I wonder why I did take that long. It's a good question. Oh, did you feel
Starting point is 01:10:47 bad? Uh-huh. Listen, it's 2025. And I could have used this a long time ago. When you're Korean and you're a gold medalist, you know, it's, it's, it's, it might be considered that you get a lot of backlash from your country. You got to be careful with how you do that. And you could have done sooner. Yeah. Yeah, I think the, but they did in the US four years prior, you know, with the Olympics and they screwed over, they screwed over like three Korean boxers. So then I guess this is a way of, when they did it in Seoul four years later, then they did the same thing to end. Oh, a little back. All the way, man, that was beautiful. Yeah, it's great. And you'd tell it was important to him.
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Starting point is 01:11:35 Great pizza. Really? We'll see you this weekend. A lot of biker gangs in Covina. Really? Yeah. Come get some, you know, in a good way. Charlotte, North Carolina, September 1920.
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