The Fighter & The Kid - Gangster Fluid with Jeff Dye | TFATK Ep. 961

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

Comedian and actor Jeff Dye is back on TFATK to guest co-host with Bryan Callen. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code: FIGHTER MeUndies - Go to - https://meundies.com/tfatk To get 20% Off your first order plus free shipping

Not many men can withstand my punch. Obviously. Obviously. For sure. You gotta set a, you gotta set a hero. Can this spear people? Yeah. Maybe seals and cream braze.

What have you? The light camp. Yeah. It was exciting. What training did you do? Crossfit. I want some of that candy please. Yeah. yeah.

It's Jeff. I hear ya. Not yet. He's coming. Chow. I'm just gonna have a bad mind. This is really The fight in the kid What kind of what kind of whiskey brown? Oh, yeah, yeah bad bad bad Yeah woke up every day puffy as fuck at like 3 p.m. Thought that was normal. Yeah, no, no, it's not good You got too much to do you're too funny. You're too very happy things. That's nice. Thank you are your hilarious Look at all this stuff. Look at all this stuff. We're moving

Yeah, dude, which one of these is lion mane It's a good question Jeff. It's good goddamn good question Look at all the stuff we're moving. Yeah, dude. Which one of these is Lion Main? It's a good question, Jeff. It's a good, goddamn good question. I heard good things about this Lion Main. And it doesn't hurt any lions or anything. They grow that for free. You're right, dude.

We shave the lion's mane. Is that what it is? No, it's the adrenaline it takes to shave the lion's mane. Then they take that adrenaline out of your body and put it in to the fucking they're selling adrenaline so it's not really lying man no it's the adrenaline of the person shaving the lion's mane okay terrible branding we rolling we can roll now what yeah you want the early ones really so yeah okay we're talking we're good holy home

holy home and Kayla Harrison. We're just looking at some potential fights. When you look at these, do you sexualize them or do you just, you look at it and? I find them attractive. I find, I had Helen Morolis, she's a gold medalist in the Olympics. Look up, Helen Morolis, I'm so impressed with her

as a wrestler. Well you're a fight guy. She's just such a sick athlete, as a wrestler. Well, you're a fight guy. She's just such a sick athlete, but she's also beautiful. Chin's a fight guy. What? How much muscle is too much muscle? That's a good question. I'm a sucker for a booty and strong legs. What's your name again, bro?

Helen Morales. But I'm also a sucker for excellence. But isn't a booty supposed to be fat or is it supposed to be muscular? But see her, she is a stud and just super pretty, but also like, you're talking about a gold medalist in the Olympics, it's fucking ridiculous. Look at her there. To be a gold medalist in fucking,

in, I think she's probably Greek, but to be a gold medalist in the Olympics is so hard at wrestling, it's so hard. And she did it. Yes. Gold medalist, look at there, she's crying. Yeah, I mean, come on. Yeah, she's happy. in the Olympics is so hard at wrestling it's so hard and she did it yes gold man look at that she's crying yeah I mean come on yeah she's happy in the world and she's just training again and I don't know anyway I'm just look that up was that chin that's me she just threw a like on it see that look at that he goes

oh here's her throw like on it wait. Wait a minute. She played the harp. No one plays harp That is the strangest thing that she would do I Don't know anyone that plays heart Yep, she's liking it all these trying to get in her algorithm. I'm just just I can't please place the harp I'm not accusing you of anything chin you don't have to get so weird I can't believe the harp wouldn't be a you can take that off okay but the harp wouldn't be something you know you know I mean like if you're gonna learn an instrument it's like yeah who takes a part yeah I

gotta get a dolly to get my harp in here yeah you know what yeah I mean like you want to come up to my room and I'll play you a solo on my harp bow don't think I would go up just to be like there's no way you got a harp up there does that come with angel wings yeah how do you get a harp yeah yeah where is do they sell is that in the strings department of a music store I don't know but I just to me it's the accordion and the harp are not instruments I would much use you understand I'd be like listen I don't I don't care I am falling for her no you know you would fall for the harp yes the the patriotism you don't see that a lot none of the women of my life seem to be too proud of our country they don't know anything they

go this country's racist but then this gal up loves USA yes she's a goldmouse and she plays harp Yeah, why is it that people who play harp and win gold medals are Patriots, but but girls who are trying to be actress All my only fans gal. Yeah, they seem to hate America. Yeah, that's weird Yeah, and also, you know, she plays the two You know, she's she loves America, but then she also plays that's a good land America And then she plays the harp which is heavenly you know heaven to great lands You're right and she has and yeah, you're right

But the harp isn't really something I can listen to even played it played well for that for that long I was in there ever seen you're put bring up ling-ling you want to see Lang Lang is it Lang Ling? The great... The panda bear from the zoo, Ling Ling? I think that's the most famous Ling Ling. It is the Ling Ling. No, it's the craziest. No, it's Ling Ling.

Ling Ling? Yeah, the Chinese pianist. And it's like, I don't know, can we play this? Or are we allowed to play this? Let's see. I'll edit it. It is a Ling Ling. How did you know this? I don't know, can we play this? Or are we allowed to play this? Let's see, I'll edit it. It is a Lang Lang, how do you know this? I don't know, I'm awesome.

I don't know if that, yeah, that's the one, that's the one. Watch out, just watch for a second, watch this. Oh man, he's moving tickets to Lang Lang. This is mastery, this is mastery, and you can't believe a human being can do this. See, people use autism as an insult, but it is a superpower, look at this. It might people use autism as an insult, but it is a superpower. Look at this.

It might be. It is. This isn't the one, though. All right. How many? Oh, maybe it is. Oh. It's just mastery.

Listen, if you don't respect it, the Obamas do. Yeah, all right, that's good. That's good. Quick zoom to the Obamas, just appreciating piano. I'm pretty sure it's fake. It's like, oh really? It's editeders. It's fake. It's like, oh really? They edited together.

That's not the thing. They probably did. No, they were all in the audience, but I mean, you never know what they're thinking, right? It's just, my friend had a concert, a piano concert, and we all went, he's a concert pianist, and I'm sitting there,

and my buddy's sitting there and he just started laughing so fucking hard, I go, what are you laughing at? He goes, I'm laughing at your bored energy. You have so much bored energy. I was like, I've- What does bored energy mean? It just means I was, I fucking, I was like,

the guy was amazing, but I don't know what I'm listening to. So I was like- Yeah, but I like that you like all these things. When you die, I hope that they take your brain and go, what, this is a weird one. Look at all the shit that's in here. This guy knows Lang Lang. He's got, that's not bored energy

You have when it you have all these wild things, you know, it's very fascinating your brain I'm interested in in things like all things you seem to have a human potential. I like I like I like the big questions animals Yeah, yeah, I like I, yeah, I like reaching beyond myself. I like things that are a mystery to me. The reason that you kind of go, wow, when you see something beautiful like that is because it's a mystery.

Because you don't know, the room is dark. Yeah. Right, so you don't, but what's funny is as you learn anything and you get good at it, like if he watched you do stand up, I guarantee he'd be like, I don't know how to do that, I don't know how he does that. Oh, I don't think so, you go, I get this, this is Jeff Dye.

No, no, well, well, musicians actually, this is Jeff Dye. This is, he's not coming up with any new ground up there. That's Jeff Dye. Is it weird that you and Barack Obama have the same favorite pianist? Yeah. It is not weird, because we're about the same age now. No, you are not. It's weird to be the same age as Presley.

You can't catch up to him. That's not how age works. It's probably true. It's probably true. All right, yeah. Do you play any instruments? The harp. No, you don't.

Fluently, no. No, did you play any? I've played the drums a little bit. Okay. I got obsessed with it. I got obsessed with it. You know, no, no, did you play any I've played the drums a little bit With it I got obsessed with it and then and then I didn't have time to practice But if you had let me I would have practiced the drums for fucking hours a day You know, maybe five if I to let him like I was holding them back No, and then I took I took piano for a while because I had written this play and I wanted to learn how to play the piano and I hired this Chinese concert pianist,

and this is gonna sound weird, but she was making me do these finger exercises and these routine. Now, okay, so let's say boxing or martial arts. You have to practice sidekick, backkick, you have to practice jab, you have to practice your, you have to practice your combinations, and you have to do that for a long time

before you can understand how to put it all together. And usually you wanna do it when you're a kid. If you wanna learn how to all together. And usually you want to do it when you're a kid. If you want to learn how to slip punches and stuff, you have to do it when you're young because otherwise you're not going to see stuff coming. You're not going to understand patterns. The same idea with piano where you have to learn, like you do these things. There's a mechanical, there's a mechanical reality to learning how to mess with Keith. So I look at the teacher and I go like this, I go, Oh, it's too for me. Yeah. No, it is and she went. I'm sorry Brian. Yeah, I think so too

Yeah, someone had me do a ninth grade. She was like all right in this hand go Mary had a little you know Whatever and then she had a different thing on this Yeah, and she goes to start with this one and then do this song and I go no like like it just my brain Couldn't figure it out. Yeah, and I'm actually afraid if I go no like like it just my brain couldn't figure it out Yeah, and I'm actually afraid if I take up like martial arts or something That I'm not gonna be able to because I have no rhythm So like when you do the two two one two or whatever the hell it is I did it like a boxing class once a very entry level like anybody they give you the gloves

And it's basically a big dance class. I couldn't even do that Yeah, but that's because boxing is hard kicking and punching are really hard it's different it's a different like a ball hard but the rhythm of it I was gone this is too you're gonna like this you look you like baseball love it I stood the plate while they while these Dominican pitchers one play with the Dodgers the other play for the Yankees one guys Frankie Frankie he's he's he's just signed a big contract but anyway with the Yankee came up anyway these guys these guys were throwing 98 mile an hour pitches and my friends said if you can touch the ball You're you will get I will give you a thousand dollars zero chance and but I play a lot of tennis

So daddy hit a foul ball. You're getting 88 mile an hour change up and then I hit I got a piece You got a video of this. this I have video it's not here Oh, darn it. I got it. I'll show you the video. It's a long one, but you also the Perp before we start Apologize all your for the fans every time I talk about baseball a bunch of fucking assholes in the comments go Oh god, you want to skip all the baseball talk every time we come to our toy? Sorry that I that I he asked me about

Baseball. Yeah, sorry. He's an American. Yeah, like baseball sorry. I'm sorry about it. Well, let's watch this though I'm interested or at least text to me so I can watch you later. I'm not a baseball It's a quick video right Brasso. It says best comedian hitter I feel like I might be the best comedian hitter. I think he's right. He throws hard. He's to be an outfielder and now he's pitching. I'm going to take it easy.

These guys throw so hard dude. Who's that guy that just said that? He's a pitcher, major league pitcher. Okay, now, see how I'm holding the ball, I suck. That's pretty, yeah, but I, let's... It's lame, but I mean, you know... It had to be a change up. It was, but I got another piece of a ball.

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Comfort from the outside in nice.'m impressed you know what it is I swear I keep saying this but when you play as much tennis I do you the balls the same size you you tennis still timing so it's not that crazy that I was able to get my bat around my eye on it yeah the point is hashtag major league or hashtag athlete hashtag baseball hashtag all-around athlete hashtag supple here's what usually happens when you get someone in the box against a big league pitcher. Even at the 80s.

Yeah. Even 80 miles an hour. So scary. People talk about it like it's not fast because it's not 100. Even 80 miles an hour, this is what it is. Crack. And then you're like, what? Like, it literally.

It's so scary. The whiz off that ball, like the snap of the catcher's leather, it's a big deal. But have you done it? And I'm sure you can hit. I can hit, yeah, but I mean, I've never hit 90. I've never hit above 90. I would imagine though you could hit,

have you hit off a Major League pitcher? I've hit some 80, 80 miles an hour. That's another thing, the ball goes a lot farther when it's coming in that fast. Yeah. So you put something bad on it. Don't get it twisted. First of all, you're talking about beginner's luck

in my case. I bet right now if I got on, it'd be a disaster. But more importantly, those guys, like I can't get my bat around fast enough to hit a 98 mile on it. I can't. Yeah, I don't think anyone, it's a very unique group of people.

Even that, even that ball, what I was doing was, I was already, I was already starting to swing. When I was like looking at it and I just kept my, you know, but. It's wild. There's a baseball player named Edgar Martinez. He used to do this exercise allegedly. No one knows if this is real

But Edgar Martinez claims that he would go in a batter's box Or sorry batters a batting cage that he had like at his house or something and he drew on the baseball's numbers And then he would just in the batter's but he wouldn't hit him He would or maybe he would hit him But he would like go crack and they'd be like oh that's number five and they'd be like yeah But even the spin we could tell you what number come on yeah allegedly yeah I don't believe it but I heard that story when I was like 11 so I mean oh yeah the internet's been out since you know Edgar Martinez might be asked about that he's like what yeah

they had stories about that like with Ted Williams those mythical stories yeah that's like ace freely went from kiss when he played the guitar his strings would smoke he was so good Oh, yeah, that was back in the day when you could say anything. You just lie. Yeah. Yeah, my sister's a victim of this She'll still lie and then we're like hey we have the internet She'll say it because she fools my stupid parents or like our relatives Yeah, but she'll say such a she'd be like, you know Hitler was Jewish. I was like no Yeah, but she'll say she'd be like, you know Hitler was Jewish. I was like, no

No, he was Austrian like what are you talking was one of the most documented guys over the last few hundred years It wasn't crazy. She's like no. No, he was Jewish. I got Nikki you can't just I Promise you that that's not I know that'd be very interesting if maybe he was there. There is a there are historians So it's my name of Brightman. That's his last name I think it's called breaking the Silence, he wrote a book. But he, there are historians that said that Hitler didn't know his father. And that his father may have been Jewish on one side of his family. And so the hatred for his father was kind of transparent. My sister says, I think she's confusing him with Jesus.

Because you know, people always go always go you know Jesus was Jewish Like like that's some epiphany or something But I think my sister heard someone smart say that about Jesus and then now in Thanksgiving She just strikes to drop it like she's smart You know you know Hitler was Jewish and I go niggie no And I have to be I look like the jerk at the dinner table. Everyone's like going. Why is Jeff disagreeing with Jeff? Why is he correcting the historical record because it's not accurate yeah it's insane you can't just make up stuff I just tried to watch that Napoleon movie

you guys seen this yeah well how was it I'm too dumb for it yeah like it was interesting stuff but I was like really preaching to the choir they just start when he's like a gunner for like the army yeah I'm going I don't know any then they're like per they're like talking to each other I'm not following it's just too too much too smart yeah Napoleon was you know this is sort of a product of the French revolution the idea would be I didn't know all the stuff they didn't teach me anything it wasn't like they started when he was a little kid or anything yeah they just start with this guy and then all of a sudden they're like shooting

people and then someone goes good job shooting those people and. And I look at the girl and I'm like, am I supposed to be following this? I have no idea what's happening here. They didn't even tell me what goddamn country this is in. Have you seen any good movies? I saw the iron claw. You go, see you're amazing because you'll go see movies and games.

I don't do any of that shit. Why not? I think because I don't know. I mean, maybe I don't do any of that why not I think because I I don't know I mean maybe I don't I'm not interested real I'm not interested in most movies I like anything an old man would like yeah soup you like soup I love a walk yeah I walk I see a park bench I go hell yeah I'm about to sit on that yeah I like a sit and talk with someone you can relax and you're not in a rush to go Anywhere you're in the moment movie theaters fun. I think these old things. I like an old thing

So when you're you're on the road You'll you can you'll go do something like all me and my openers will walk all over the joint and you want to walk Yeah, yeah, see I'm I am I if I'm not reading. I'm probably writing or thinking really. Yeah, I spent all my time alone What are you reading right and I'm working out? I watched the iron club. What are you reading? I'm reading. I'm reading another number of books. Oh, you're like Cat Williams 3000 books this year He did that what he said that crazy person. He said he said I'm reading in multiple languages I've read 3000 books this year. Okay this year. That's 10 books a day, Kat. I know everyone's already crunched the numbers and made fun of them for this, but out of all the things he said, I found that to be the most preposterous.

That is pretty preposterous. We're letting him off the hook for 3,000 books a year. What are you, AI, Kat? I can barely read. I can barely read, and I listen to books all the time. I probably listen to about a book every week and a half. That's good. Because some of them are longer, so it takes me a little bit. What books are you listening to? That's what I do.

A lot of self-help stuff. But like the one I'm reading right now is Vavek. Vavek from Swami's book, Woking. Yeah, what do you think? So just, I mean, it's good. I mean, it's a lot of the same stuff like John McWhorter already covered in his book. I like the You Know John McWhorter.

A lot of these other books I've heard, but it's good. And I like Vivek, so I got to read it. I'm also gonna get to like be on panel with him on Gutfeld. So I wanna like know what he's about. That's great. I like him. Yeah, I do too, but that's great. I didn't know you were political,

so you're interested in these things. I'm a 2001 liberal, which means I'm a Republican. And just some people are Nazi. I'm right with you, I'm right with you. I didn't change any of my views. Me neither. Yet here I found myself in a cowboy hat, and old people going,

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm literally just, all I am is traditional. I just, call me crazy. I believe in the Constitution. Right. And maybe that you can't just say you're a woman, and be a woman, like I don't, I am.

That's what makes us Nazis now is that I go, I just want to say that I don't think men can have their periods and they're like, give us Barabbas. Crucify him. It's insane. It's fine, but it's eight people on Twitter and they might not even be real, I don't know. And I'm gonna block all eight.

Yeah, that's how I feel. Did you see this thing that Kerry Lake, that Republican Senator I mean Republican operative came to her if this is new and he said she was an operative said he said he said look we don't need to run their powerful forces and just take a pause and give us a number and we'll pay you. Oh I like that. And she was like you want me to not run because, we just you know look at that chairman resigns

You ever afraid you're gonna botch that someone says you put any number on this check Well, we will take care of it. Just you resign from this run and take a little break We'll give you however much you want and I'm like alright. I was 10 grand. They're like, yeah Yeah, 10,000. Yeah, well, of course. Yeah Yeah, Fred you'll botch those situations. Yeah, she goes. I. Yeah, Fred, you'll botch the situation. Well, yeah, she goes, I wouldn't do it for a billion dollars. Good for her. Yep.

And he just sounds, he sounds like he's out of a movie. He sounds literally like, you gotta listen to the tape. I was like, are you kidding me right now? That's... Who, why do they want her out of it? Why do they want her to take a pause? What's the... I think that they didn't want her to compete with their candidate of choice

Who's their candidate choice? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who they wanted but interesting. It's really interesting I was like that is strange um, I Feel like I'm in a dream. I feel like I'm underwater because I I was I did a corporate gig in Vegas. Yeah, and then My friend Tim Kennedy said, you know, Tulsi Gabbard. Yeah, I love Tulsi. She's got fellow time. I know him. Yeah, she was with her now. Oh, she's great. She was on, she was at my show. And both of them are like, you have

to come to our show. You have to come to CrossFit tomorrow. And I'm like, what time? They're like 6.30. We're leaving at 0500. Whoa, whoa, whoa. They made you get up at 6.30 to walk out? Dude, I had to get up at 5. I made you get up at 630 to walk out? I had to get up at 550. Now I hate working out early. Me too. And I can't sleep.

If you tell me I'm gonna have to wake up early, I can't sleep all night. So I'm tossing and turning and then I'm working out with these Navy Seals and Green Berets. I, dude, it was the 40 minute, it's a 40 minute workout. So now I'm like, I'm on the plane like this. Of course, yeah workout. So now I'm like I'm like I'm on the plane like this I've created your bull body wants to be dreaming like this. Yeah, you got to come here and talk now like this is

You're worth it. Yeah, that's your face is energized. Let me tell you I woke up this morning at 8 a.m To do a 9 a.m. Yoga and I was like what's wrong with that's outrageous. This is too early my body's going what are you doing dude like this is too early like a 4 p.m. workout these yoga isn't burpees and an aerodyne bike and box jumps these chicks think they're they listen what it is gross that I call this yoga it's gross that they call it yoga power yoga they should even be able to have hot yoga on the side of the building yeah it's weights and dance class to a bunch of Rihanna songs and they're going aren't we doing yoga I'm so enlightened he doesn't know you're doing this is like a military workout if everyone was hot if everyone was hot and

gay it is terrible a lot of Taylor Swift to I'm sick of that can't stand I'm sorry I don't like that music political at this point she She's playing the music. I'm going out of this fucking Yeah, I don't want to hear it. I'm just I'm too old to listen to Taylor Swift It's a lot It's also the all the girls are like singing it in class like that'll annoy you real fast 20 chicks all singing it at once I'm going oh god, so it's just you and 20 chicks. Yeah, but you're cutie pie So they must all be like no, they ignore me and the guy I don't want to be seen in here It's like well really barely wearing any clothes. I feel like you're the kind of guy that gets a lot of smiles from gals

Not in yoga class. No, yeah, that's they don't like that. Yeah, they like want you to pretend like they're not there You know, but when you're when you disagree. Yeah, I I'm gonna go with Brian on this one. Yeah, you're getting a lot of smiles Yeah, they're making sure they're wearing their matching sets Yeah, a lot of matching sets. Yeah, six five funny good-looking. I said try to smile at him like I turned on my go like Yeah, you know give him one of those do that. That's a little bit you look a little bit like you look touched good pose Yeah, you know stuff like that. Yeah, go comp... Good breath. Great, great, yeah. Great, you're getting,

your chakras seem like they're super aligned. Yeah. Good posture. Good posture. She's going, stop talking to me. Right, you got this, you got the posture of a Chiquita banana. Ooh, I like that.

But the opposite. I'm using that tomorrow. Great bend, great back bend. You got good bends, baby. I'm doing a, I'm doing a fucking, my buddy played pro football, and he's the first time doing, you know, yoga. Great'm doing a fucking, my buddy played pro football. And he's the first time doing yoga. Great athlete, but like it's yoga.

And there was this insanely beautiful, insanely, this is 20 years ago. This insanely beautiful yoga teacher named Shiva Ray. Shiva Ray, like from Mortal Kombat. Yeah, look up Shiva Ray. And she taught in Venice. And she, she's like, it's, we're in this, but when she would do this, when she when she yeah when she would do the thing like

she's beautiful now and when she was younger she was like you know insane you know like look at her now she's probably 50 and she's gorgeous so very beautiful yeah so when she was like 30 she was like you know just this insanely hot beautiful woman well she didn't do Bikram did she no she was like, you know just this insanely hot beautiful woman. Well, she didn't do Bikram. Did she? No, she was a she's a serious yogi like that Bikram turned out to be a rapist. Oh, yeah He got very badly me too. Yeah, but I still got his name on the side of the building He's height but he's hiding in India. I think but anyway. Yeah, but he drove around a Rolls Royce two rolls Royce Yeah, so you see her she's very pretty and and He's hiding in India, I think. But anyway, yeah, but he drove around on Rolls Royce, two Rolls Royces and nothing else.

So you see her, she's very pretty. And when she would show up, real yogis would be there and they'd be like, it was another guy named Max Strom saying they'd be like, real yogis, oh, she had a cult following. So me and my buddy, couple of jerk offs in Venice, we're single dudes, we're just looking at the girls and I'm like, here's yoga, but I was like let me try this

but also the girls are so fucking hot. The guy next to you is floating. He's like how is this? So she ends up doing some crazy pose where she's got her ass near and my buddy doesn't realize and he just goes like this, he goes, look at her ass. Nice, how loud. And everybody just goes, zoom like that.

And I was like, oh no. Yeah, you so bad you really showed your true colors Yeah, and then I dated a girl from there who was so fucking hot She I couldn't believe she liked me. I was like what the fuck is going on But I was he I was a young cutie pal like 30s in my 30s seems like a different time But I was I was a cutie and it wasn't Jeff Dye but I was cute and girls you know and and and then I broke up with her because she told me that I should build a shrine in my living room to the people I admire so I said I was like oh no I was like George Carlin yeah she was from Switzerland and I thought she was and she goes I said what and she goes you should build a you should build a shrine to I

was talking about Marlon Brando. She said you should build a shrine to Marlon Brando and pray to it and I was like I don't know what the fuck is going on here. It's kind of weird. Yeah I gotta get the fuck out of here. Not even kinda it's weird. And she liked me because we had sex and. And then she goes, she goes, yeah, she goes, and she just had to come over and talk to guys, you fuck me up, because we had sex. And I was like, I felt so bad, but I was like, and I don't know how to tell her.

I said I was moving to New York, I think, because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Yeah, just because. Because she was such a nice person, but also she was so dumb. That she'd believe it. Yeah, I just didn't want I knew I couldn't honor the relationship I didn't want to make her feel like you know I'm not gonna go down that road and then then all of a sudden when she's that kind of per I just can't right

What if you ran into her again? Well, just visiting. That's what I you got to roll the dice You know I got I'm just visiting. It's weird. I keep running into you here yeah yeah so yeah oh oops yeah this keeps happening yeah yeah I still come to this coffee shop every morning I just live in New York she's going I'm nothing I'm on to this guy no cuz I fly at night I go have to go back and forth yeah it's why it's exhausting. It's coffee. Worth it, am I right? She's going, what is going on with this guy? Worth it. Yeah, the yoga. Something about a girl getting fit

and going to yoga class. Makes her think that she is spiritually enlightened. Yeah. You know, it's very exhausting. Well, try being my age. Try being my age when young people say things like, all you gotta do is get your nutrition Right and everything falls into place does it or you know or just yeah, yeah for me

I'm just walking the spiritual path. Yo, God. I don't know why people just don't We do you got a same shit 26 year old telling me about health. Yeah eating a handful of berries and you like hey You don't know shut up. Yeah, she should be like in the secret is you're 26. Yeah, she should be like, you know the secret is just be 26. Just be 26. You can eat anything you want. Yeah, yeah, try being 57. Shut up already. I can't stand this stuff.

Well, that'll just like start the class. That'll be like, you know, it's like, if you are having trouble setting the motivation, here's a powerful reading and it'll just be some music quotes or something. I'm just going, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's very, it's, if that is something

that's moving them, I love that. Like I support everyone searching for their, but if you're gonna share it, you should know that's pretty vulnerable. Oh yeah. Like they're so fine being so vulnerable about this stuff. I'm like, you guys sound like idiots.

Well, but there's also something, so when you talk about being spiritual, right? Yeah. So you have these young people that are like, I'm spiritual, I'm walking the spiritual path, or I'm really, okay. The problem is that there's something called worship without sacrifice.

So if you're really spiritual, what are you sacrificing? What is the price you're paying? That would be the idea behind it. It's fine to be spiritual, awesome, because you have plenty to eat and you're really pretty. Well, they're in there because they're vain That's why they like yoga class. They want abs. They want to sweat out all the wine. They drank the night before Yes, they say the same stupid shit. Oh, I'm like a grandma. I go to bed at like eight

So we think oh, she's not a whore. Oh great. She's going to bed early. And they say, try little things like, I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. And anything you haven't heard of, they all embrace. Isn't that beautiful? Like a Native American will spit in their face and they'd be like, oh, this must be part of their culture. It's beautiful. But if you say, oh, me too, I love Jesus.

And they're like, oh my God, Jesus, he must be racist. Organize religion, that's so patriarchal. It's the same girl. I've met that girl a thousand times. Yeah, if you heard like the girls will be like well That's misogynist and then the guy goes. Do you know what misogynist means? Oh Or from the river to the sea they're asking all these people who are talking about palat free Palestine from the river to the sea and they

Asked them what river and what sea and they literally like well I'm just saying that I don't believe in genocide. Oh, yeah, let me guess you don't believe in genocide and what else you do you not like slavery god You really make a stand. Yeah, God you really we thought it was like window to the wall till sweat drops down our but it's It's a saying it isn't about an actual window and an actual wall. There's not an actual sea So you're against kicking babies in the face Oh yeah there is. So you're a dumb dumb. Are you against kicking babies in the face too? Is that the other thing you're against? Yeah I'm going to make a big sign. Yeah you sound like a great person. Yeah I can't I have this joke I haven't done in a while actually I've never even done it on stage

but I was like but I was like for me to like make a sign and march yeah I don't know what you I I'm not getting in the street like I and my sign would probably say something like Oh, cuz I don't cuz it's or it's complicated every time I see someone with a sign I think to myself how stupid humans must be oh my god. Oh god a whole sign you guys got together with signs This is the best idea we got when during the black lives matter marches and this stuff when after George Floyd I'm in Beverly Hills Hills and there's some chick with a mask on on the street and she's white yeah and she held up a sign that said all cops are bastards yeah and I was like you are the biggest piece of shit you

are so dumb and you're so dumb and you're so dumb and you're such a piece of shit yeah I'm like you are just a fucking zero. And there was a cop over there, some dude, some cop, who's keeping everybody safe, making sure and and and and. And he can't even shoot her. Oh, dude, I was like, somebody fucking hit her with a car. Yeah. She was the worst, but it's like, it's just so free.

It's so free for you to say some dumb shit like that. That's what's amazing is all these signs. It is that you think that there'd be anything would be more productive Then you just putting it on a sign and getting together with your friends who agree with you I can't even when I agree with the thing. I just go this did nothing Sign corner. There's a corner of people with signs I got so embarrassed after George George Floyd thing. Nobody was looking at the actual stats because in That when George Floyd was actually killed

The the there were there were 10 million arrests and of that nine on arm black men had been killed Yeah, 10 million, but we could fit them all on a shirt. That's so incredible How you know was not as much as white guys that's because we knew all their names We learned all their names were able to Simon. I should look up a clip He'll tell you all the fucking names in about 10 seconds, but that's we know all the names That's amazing memorize all the white guys that were shot in the same year by police I bet you couldn't do it. You'd have to know Nobody looks at that and then I had there was just all these white guys in Venice and I saw them and they all

They all kneeled and raised their fists and they had they they were doing it in front I'm trying to get my coffee and they're doing it in the street I'm like hey guys listen all you fucking dudes from Toledo and wherever else you came here to be actors and now you're doing this weird thing yeah because you're just you're not even looking at anything it was just I get so I would you know everyone says like you everyone should have to work in a restaurant people always go oh everyone should have to serve tables I've done it everyone should have to work in a restaurant people always go Oh, everyone should have to serve table. I've done it everyone should have to wait tables once in their life We have such compassion for like servers, you know

Yeah, we should all have to be with a cop for a week. Oh, yeah That that's what everyone should have to do is go see what it's like to be a police officer Yes, they go into someone's worst day of their life if you had to call the cops It's probably the worst day of your life or at least close Every second they go into someone's worst day. That's right. Even if it's an easy one where it's like oh, this is a no-brainer That guy hit this lady. Let's arrest where's on you man. Yeah, you just slowly go man I can't believe I'm doing this for 40 My name was a motorcycle cop and he'd come back every day and he would just play the guitar

Because he was like fucking I was like what's that because dude the amount of negative energy I get too much long They fucking hate me. Yeah, it's too much my brains out. I was like I did like that after BLM the police were trying a little harder to get along, you know Yeah, I did like that like I was at my coffee shop This is lockdown lockdown So like you had to go in with your mask order wait outside and they can and I remember we were all out there and I mean I feel my buddies and these police men came in and they were like good morning and I was like hey good morning yeah and they like say to the

leg a little baby like hey little baby and I was going these guys really trying to yeah yeah yeah well they were on their heels and, and it is true though, that I've talked to a bunch of black dudes about it, like privately, and I was like, do you feel different? And they did, every one of them was like, dude, I mean, look. Feel different about what? Like when cops, I never worry about cops.

But every one of them does. And they're not liberals. Well, they've been taught that. But they're black guys who have had their own experience So they'd be little things like that my buddy said to me one time he goes Well when I see cops if I lower I turn my music down, okay, or I put on I put on glasses No, I'm talking about when they drive by him. Oh, I'm extra. Yeah, or I'll put on glasses that make me look like I'm you know I don't know educated like that

Everybody all every black guy I talked to when I pressed them was like I I get nervous because I've had my own Experiences, okay, and so that that's interesting. I don't that's not I call it being gangster fluid Yeah, that's it. Here's the thing she can shake her head all she wants. This is the thing When we will look at rappers or like rap culture, right? Yeah. They look cool, don't they? They look cool with the Raiders hat and the chains and the no smiles and the tattoos and the muscles.

That looks cool. We like that. It's edgy, it's thug, we love it. Now if that is your look, there's a reason that Intimidate, it's gonna work against ya, if some people walk by with the- Something gained, something lost. That's the thing.

So yes, it is a cool look. Then people go, can you believe they just think we're thugs? When you're dressed like that, yes, we assume you're thugs. It has an Intimidating presence. It has a marijuana-esque Presence it has it this this like tough Presence to it now if there's like seven black guys wearing like baggy old church suits from the south. I'm not as

Teppid around just talking about pattern recognition It's all it is if and with white guys have hoodies on and like tattoos on their face and they're dressed in this same culture I'm very yeah, tepid around them too So I think cops learn these things and I am not saying cops are perfect and there is plenty of bad cops And we got to get those fuckers out of there and there's plenty of cops that are lazy and there's plenty of I'm not But like on anyone's one side, but this whole idea of like oh am I just a thug? I'm like look at what you're wearing. Yeah. Yes. You look like a thug. Yeah. Do you look cool? Yeah, but you don't look you don't look like someone I'd be like good morning fellas like no you don't get both Yeah, and that's what they want. They want to be they want to be gangster like fluid. Yeah, they're all tough

They're all tough. They're all tough and then someone treats them like they're tough and then like you're racist for me. It's like no That's not racist. It's what you're putting out there. Yeah, do you ever get treated like? Like I like all the time like that jack. I get treated how I look Fucking oh this guy tall in hands. Yeah, I have the world open it up for him Yeah, this so easy. He's got the key to the city. I had a woman just the other day. She goes, look, you use straight white man with all your privilege. And I was like, jealous. Jealous. Someone's jealous. You want to kiss me as well. I know what you're doing over there. I know what you're doing. You like me. Ugly lady. You criticize me because you want me. That's it.

She's going, oh, I'm fat. Well, I like that. That's a quote. She did. No, I'm fat. You got curbs. Uh, what do you got, Chen? Let's do some, let's do some current events.

Current events? Let me just do one thing. Can I make a phone call real quick? Yeah. So we can break? Yeah. Let's take a break. I have noticed a problem, just, not like I noticed,

but like I'm noticing a theme at least, that people are a little too willy nilly about that kind of thing. What's that? Like, like so for example, there's a documentary called Curry and Cyanide or Cyanide and Curry. And it's about this woman who like poisoned a family member and

Then the person dies Was that recording okay, so the So like she poisoned her family and the person dies and then like they asked the police in hindsight like 20 30 years later Like why didn't you guys look into that? It's like well? She had just lost a family member Oh, you know we don't want to be disrespectful to the family and start poking around in their personal business. And then after the family members, why didn't you have the police look into this? They go, well, we were all mourning the death of a family member, you know, we didn't want the police coming in and poking around. So then this lady learned, that's a pretty good deal. When ever someone

annoys me, I'll just poison them to death. she did it to like six family members what I think it's like five or six she can it took that sixth person before someone started asking questions of like these deaths are all kind of similar but they could have probably saved five other deaths if they just looked into it the first was this like do the work it was a woman in India who was a crazy motherfucker. She had lied about Yeah, Jolly Joseph and that's another thing is at least in the documentary. They really painted the picture of like well women aren't to be Disrespected like that, you know, you don't go to you know, this woman said she lost a family I go you don't go around going hey lady like they would they would, in their culture even, maybe just back

then, maybe now, I don't know much about Indian culture, but in India they also were like, a woman would never do this. Yeah, women are almost like in a really sweet sexist way of like, men are murderers, not these nice women who make babies. Well, she's obviously a complete sociopath. Oh, for sure. She killed who? Her her dad she killed first her father-in-law then her mother-in-law then her husband So she and then the wife of the man she wanted to marry next and then like just there was just anyone who got in her way

Oh, so oh my god terrible lady Wow Yeah, and then when they like reexume what's it called when they dig up a body? Yeah, is that an exhuming? So yeah, they dig up the bodies just like baby basically propin it on her that like these bodies were cyanide poisoned or whatever I don't know if I said that right whoa, then the whole nation was like this is this is blasphemy to dig up a body This is disgusting let this poor leave this poor woman alone. She's lost her family now. You're digging up their bodies It's like someone's got to do the work Yeah, someone has to do some look yeah, you got some token take some samples Yeah, all right take some samples under the nail no one gets caught if everybody just goes well

Let's be respectful now. No, no, no, no, no, no, they'll dig you up. Yeah, they'll dig you up if there's a problem You should find it. That's crazy though, but American nightmare, which is a good name by the way American nightmare. Yeah, cuz you know the American dream is such a fun Expression to call something the American nightmare is pretty good You can bring somebody in your family and they're a total psycho. No, they kill they kill everybody like You ever afraid someone's gonna kill you Not really I mean Well, here's the secret you want to not be killed tonight you're a woman

Oh, I don't have any solutions for you as a man to not be killed. Just don't get a life insurance policy I've watched a lot of snap. That's all it is a guy acts like a guy which is not good typically and then cheats on his wife or is gonna leave or whatever and she's like well I'm not gonna be humiliated and I get a bunch of money and I could be a widower and I get to keep everything that I think that happened to my friend I think really was trying yeah I think she was gonna try to kill her kitty yes what are their names yeah it, it was very, very shocking. She turned out to be a complete... Married a long time, she turned out to be a complete psycho.

Have you ever wanted to kill someone? Yes. Yeah? Yes. I'm trying to think. There was a time where I wanted to kill a lady, but I was like, I just thought about it briefly. Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Yeah, I wouldn't do it. But at a time that you'd want someone killed, there was an hour or so where I might have lived. I don't think you escaped. I don't think you'd get away from it. Well, I never would be able to do it, or live with myself. No, I wouldn't do it. You know, I suppose I could kill for my country

or something, but I wouldn't kill, like if somebody had, yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm sure if you did something to my kids or something Yeah, I forbid then you you want to kill the person but then like anything in life you've got other kids and you know It's it's a thing. What about you guys you ever wanted to kill someone? No, no never Listen all of us have a fucking serial killer on us I'm not gonna admit to it all of us have a murderer serial killer on us. I'm not gonna admit to it. All of us have a murderer in us, and we all want to kill somebody.

I mean, like, I never had something happen where I'm like, if that person fucking died right now. Oh, yeah. I drive on the LA Freeway every day. Of course I want to kill somebody. Doesn't count. It's a very morning television answer right there. Yeah.

That was a very political answer. I've never actually- Oh, AOC over here. Listen, I drive on the LA Freeway. You know, I've never actually wanted to kill somebody. Like, I've never actually oh AOC over here I listen I drive on the LA freeway You know I've never actually wanted to kill somebody like I've never wanted to kill someone I wanted someone dead Yeah, I mean I couldn't do it. There are people that if they died there are plenty people I think that if they died yeah world would be a better place all right so if a We're gonna hit him on it if they car fucking

You know kill them. Yeah, I think the world would be a better place So if a car hit him, if the car fucking, you know, killed them, I was like, I think the world would be a better place. There are some people who I believe that I, yeah, that should probably die for all of our sakes. I'm glad we're talking about this. Cause I've got, my buddy was like, he was going, how could you say that?

I was talking about someone there that a comedian. I said, if this chick died tomorrow, I wouldn't care. And my friends are like, Jesus, Jeff. And I go, what? We're not friends. She offers nothing to me. She says terrible things about me. She's what I wouldn't care if she died.

And my friends are like, that's absolutely terrible. And I was like, why? People die all the time. Yeah. I'm sure if I died, she wouldn't care. Or she might lie and pretend that she does, but she would probably be fine if I died. Here's the thing, you can't go around caring

about everyone that dies. You'd be in a constant state of mourning. Well, I got one better. The one you say we need to make the world a better place, that's a fancy way of saying some people need to die. Yeah. What do you think our military is there for? There are people that, you know.

And if you're listening to thinking, no, I care when people die. No, you don't. If you had a feature on your phone that beeped every time a Someone died. Yeah, you would turn that off so fast. You'd be like how do we silence the death beep if you're a military Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep- I was just with a bunch of guys who you know and gals who their job is they go Oh, there are a bunch of people that want to do some bad shit to America or do some bad shit Yeah, and then they they are the guys who go well We have to get that person because they're a high-value target. Yeah, and they somebody has to pull that trigger gay lean Epstein She fucking died. I wouldn't get just laying. Lane? I don't know how to say her name.

Wait, her name is Gis Lane? Gis Lane, yeah. I think it's Gis Lane. I think it's Gis Lane. Gis Lane. Gis Lane. What a weird name. Anyway, so that bitch could die?

Yeah. Wouldn't care about her. Super pretty when she was younger. Really? Yeah, I think. My type. When she was around 14. Oh my.

Jeff. Jeff, the teen couldn't handle himself. He goes look at this one. Yeah This when she was just a lane I never understood why she she could have ran away when she stayed in no she she was part of the crime She was younger. She was gorgeous. That's your dad. Oh, she was pretty. Oh, yeah That's what the guy does they like draw you in by making you feel special and then you end up doing all the work for them Well, you know, you never left her so Maybe she was special. Yeah, she was sure

He's on her with all those children, but he didn't Was killed by a massage because her dad worked for a massage first really intelligence. Oh really? Yeah Well, anyways, if that lady died, I wouldn't care There's got to be more examples. Yeah. There are a lot of people that could die and it'd be like, you know. My neighbor Rick, man wouldn't bother me at all.

Good old Rick. Yeah, that guy, no one's gonna care. My neighbor Rick, Rick the Dig. I don't know why I tried to convince you guys that you'd want some people dead, but I feel like- Well no, I get it, it's very human. It's some good example. I'm thinking about it I tried to convince you guys that you'd want some people dead, but I feel like. Well, no, I get it. It's very human.

It's very human. It's for thinking about it. Now I got some in my head. What do you got for current events, Chin? All right, Chin. Before current events, first of all, Jeff, thank you so much for filling in. Oh, thank you.

You always saved the day. I feel like last minute. You're super awesome. We appreciate you. Thanks, Chin. And also, if we can give prayers out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um Brendon's baby Billy goes into surgery tomorrow and it's a very extensive surgery it could be up to six hours I

don't want to say too much that he hasn't said but um thoughts and prayers and um so stressful when it's a kid yeah it's his two month old baby and um you know they're running a lot of tests they don't quite know what's wrong yet and you know man it's a it's a very heavy time so uh we love you buddy if you need anything i know brennan's got a blessed people in his life and he's got a lot he's surrounded by a lot of great

people a good good team and he's got a blessed people in his life and he's surrounded by a lot of great people, a good team and he's got a lot of money, but... A lot of money. Yeah, well I'm just saying he's got a really good life. There's not many things I can offer him that he doesn't got. You give him so much support, so that's all you have. That's all I can, yeah, I'm just saying,

we're sending you positive vibes and I love you. If you need anything, let me know. And by the way, when anybody's going through something like this, if you don't call them, they'll never forget it yeah it may seem like they don't need it but text them call them you know anybody who's in your life that's going through something because it means a lot to them whenever you go through chaos yeah if people don't reach out to you you you go okay I got it

okay I got you also I was just brought up the money thing cuz like if he needed it that's the that's the time, I'd give you whatever you need Yes, I don't have much to offer except positive. You're about to because you just won the lot Yes, there it is guys and now surprise just fucking dollar bills totally inappropriate like squid games Yeah, squid games is great because you get a ton of money at the end and you just killed a bunch of other homeless people. Oh, people that need money. By the way, another person we love is Brian Cowan. It's his birthday. Oh my God. I love you guys. Look at this. That is so cute.

I really appreciate that. Cupcake and a lap dance. You're so nice. I don't know why. I can't believe you're gonna do that. I don't know why. And a lap dance you're going to do that. I don't know why. In a lap dance. So should we do a little quick song? Oh yeah, let's do it. All right.

Happy birthday. Where's she at? Where's the town? Happy birthday. Sing. Happy birthday to you. Brian Callan. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. kind is this? Well, your fingers in it, it's yours now. All right. So Jeff, the guy kind. Love it. Jeff, do you cook? Thank you, Snaz. Thank you. Thank you very much. I am the... Shin and Snaz. Snaz, that's a great outfit on you.

Thank you. My third name was Snaz. No. Snaz. Don't give the internet ideas, Jeff. Got her. Snaz is, Snaz is Snaz in Farsi.

Is it? No, I don't know. No, I don't know. No, I don't cook. In fact, I'm looking for, I hope that my person out there, my perfect match cooks, because I do not and it's embarrassing. Are you on the prowl?

Are you on the lookout? No, I guess I'm always looking or whatever, but I'm not really. But God, I'm so bad. I eat soup all the, I just have a lot of soups. And then at night, when I don't want to, like, heat up a pot of soup, I have cereal, which is really just cold soup. Yeah.

You eat cereal. Love cereal. Cereal and soup. Cereal and soup. It's a lot of that. And anything you can, like, just kind of have around your house, like a banana or an orange or something, you know? Like, just boring, what kind of soup? From house like a banana or an orange or something I just boring. We're gonna soup from a can. Yep

Chunky really, you know like what's it? What's that brand? What? Campbell's Campbell's yeah, scratch no, okay sounds hard. It's not I'd meet the super sushi plays last night It's pretty good. Yeah, um, you don't know much about food, you're not a food guy. I'm the worst, yeah, I like eating food, but I just don't know how to make it. I have no interest in learning how to make it. Yeah, yeah, but it's a lot.

It's a lot of thought. Do you spend money on food or no? Yeah, yeah, I like, especially that's like company based. But what do you do? Do you eat, like, you know, do you eat? Thank you, my love. Thank you very much. Thank you.

What do you eat? Thank you, Shana. Are you boring? Are you boring with your food? Do you eat, like, just hamburgers and pizza, you simple guy? Um, I like it all. I like everything. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not too picky. Give us some current events. Thank you for that. All right. I feel like. Why is the Tesla on top of you? Because I drive one. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah. Hey, there's a lot of thought put into that. It's cute. I just wondering if maybe there's some secret thing. Oh, here we go. Kayla Harrison is up. Yeah, that's it. You just... Hey, there's a lot of thought put into that. It's cute. I just wondering if maybe there's some secret... Oh, here we go. Kayla Harrison is up next. Yeah, so I love Dana White. Can I just play with that?

This is the big one. UFC has signed Kayla Harrison and as announced, she will be taken on Holly Holm at UFC 300, guys. Thoughts? I was going to peek at her, huh? So the thoughts are that Holly Holm is going to have her hands full with Kayla Harrison. Kayla Harrison is so scary and so big and so strong. I don't even know how Kayla gets down to 45.

No, no, it's going to be 35. Which is crazy. Kayla Harrison wants around at 75. That's what we heard. Isn't that cheating? Well, Kayla was a bronze medalist in Judo, I think. I think gold. Was she a gold medalist?

I don't know. Which is insane if she was a gold medalist in Judo, I think. I think gold. Was she a gold medalist? I don't know. Which is insane if she was a gold medalist. It seems like cheating that I can just do all this stuff to get down to a super low weight, stand on a scale, and then immediately just start putting it back on and then fight. Like, even if it's hours later, you could still. Gold gold.

And that seemed a little weird. She got a gold in London. the Olympic games in London and Rio's Engineering that's so insane and in Tokyo who's older. She's a freak Holly's way Holly's old. Yeah, wait so the chick gets to be younger and bigger. This seems a list 33 Holly's 42. See this bullshit So Kayla Harrison's a crazy judoka. That's super hard to do bet all your money on her Well, Holly Holmes is very used to fighting a lot of people and judo is not MMA. It's very different So but I would say that the so I've heard some interesting things though No, maybe it's not Kayla Harrison. Yeah, why does Dana White have to say about it or is this announcing it?

Oh, yeah, it's nothing. Yeah, Kayleigh Harrison, bring her up. Like, you should see, you know, she's a... She is such a specimen. I will say if I had a little yogi shrine for all the celebrities I liked in my house, Dana White would be one of them. I love that girl. Yeah, look at her.

I don't know how she's gonna get down to 35. Getting down to 35 is gonna be... She can get down to 35 for a couple seconds. You know, she weighs more than I do. has muscles in her face oh yeah dude you're talking about a very strong athlete crazy strong now she's yeah the question becomes I don't know how she was that pick she topples in that picture no I think that's one no go over left yeah no don't know, I think that's Photoshopped. No, go over the left, yeah. No, oh yeah.

Yeah, she's a strong gal. She's a very strong, you're talking about an Olympian, you're talking about a gold medalist. That's very difficult to pull off. So pack a lunch, whoever you are fighting. And but Holly Holm, she's, yeah. I'm gonna bet, I'm pretty small. 135 pounds. I think Kayla

Harris is coming in the problem is that Kayla I don't know how much she trains but for her to suck down 35 is a lot it's a lot huge amount it's a lot so we'll say they're interesting well I I'm a big Holly Holm fan this chick looks like she's gonna win though it's be younger and and she's gotta drop a ton of weight though, which is gonna be tougher. Yeah, she's gonna win that. So the hard part is just her getting to that scale at that weight. So yeah, and then she's just gonna gain it.

I think that beat that ass and then get another day, but I'm I stood next to her and I could have sworn like just she would just destroy me and I'm 200 pounds. I'm 62, 63. She would destroy me when I stood next to her and I could have sworn like just she would just destroy me and I'm 200 pounds I'm 62 6 3 she would destroy me when I when I stood next to her Well, no you the so so I wouldn't be in me She can she can she can hit so fucking hard, but Holly is also this is an introductory fight because Holly is Sort of older now and and she's going to have a hard time. So they're kind of giving it. This is Kayla Harrison's breakthrough.

So what's going to happen, I think, is that she's being Holly's being sort of like, you know, they're saying, we'll give you, we'll give you a veteran who's been probably going to retire soon. Yeah. And this came out of nowhere too. It was like super random because she was from the PFL. What is that? The Pacific football league? Yeah, from the PFL. What is that? The Pacific Football League?

Yeah, this is what happened. Oh, this is super, super confusing. So there's like a group of friends that did a did that curry woman get in there with her cyanide? Yeah, that's probably what happened. But no, Jolly Jahama or whatever name is not. Yeah. So there was a chief's party with some friends and

then three of the friends somehow ended up dying and freezing outside the the place right did they pass out and freeze so no the investigation is still going on but what they know so far is like three of the guys were outside and they froze to death and the guy that hosted I think the guy that hosted the party was on the couch sleeping he passed out before his friends went outside. I think they might have all gotten drunk and these guys passed Here's the thing though. So Brian so the apparently the guy that hosted the party he was Sleeping for two days in a row on a couch inside two days in a row. That's unusual Yeah, so they were gone for two days and one of the fiance's of the guys that passed away

She didn't get any text messages back or calls back, so she broke into the house and found out that her fiance was, you know, passed out and died in the backyard. So they're trying to figure it out, and apparently the guy, the guy that owns the house or rented the house, he's like an HIV scientist. So the families are the people that died, right?

Yeah, it's gonna be gay. So the families, I don't know that but I'm thinking the same thing. Jeff, please, Jeff, do you mind? I'm being briefed sir. Jeff, I'm going to ask you to please keep your point of view. It's a dammit. When you're at my maturity level, it's very hard to keep Jeff. Please we're having an adult's conversation.

My bad. All right, keep going. Yeah. So the families think that the the the three people were, you know, drugged and put outside, but they don't know exactly why, you know, the actual reason why, but it's just so weird. All of it's weird. Why would three people freeze outside?

Also, here's the thing too. I have no one in my life, guys. Like, literally, I have a lot of friends, people like me, but no wife, no girlfriend, not even any romantic interests. And if I'm gone for longer than an hour, everyone is like, where's Jeff Diab? What's Jeff Diab? And my man is going, what the fuck he should have been at the...

How does anyone that's engaged just not hear from their partner for even a night? You'd be like, he's cheating on me. I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm with you, I'm the phone I don't understand they were they were drugged by the scientists so that's what the families are thinking they're trying to like yeah right this guy this sounds like I think it's exactly what our comedian friend who had all those guys die in the same houses or sounds like that oh it's just asleep and I woke up and all my friends were dead well Well, that was fentanyl.

That's what I'm saying. That sounds like fentanyl. That sounds like maybe they were doing, they don't want to admit they were doing cocaine. Yeah, they might have been doing blow and then there was fentanyl. And then instead they're like, we froze. You're like, well.

Yes, I think that's true. That's probably exactly what happened. Wild, huh? That's sad though, huh? Socks. Which is the friends that had the party in the picture there? No, I think that's true. I'll show you the picture of the guy. Yeah, not him. That's one that passed away I think this is the one that was

He's a murder. No, I'm scared. No HIV scientist. Did you know that was a profession? No, but that makes me think the gay stuff which I it's so I don't know man. Yeah Not guaranteed. I'm just saying. It sounds like. A relevant story. Yeah, it sounds like something happened in terms of like they were doing something and fentanyl happened. But I mean, why would this guy drag his through the...

Because he bought the cocaine, he bought the coke, he gave them the blow, that's murder. Right. Suddenly all three guys die. He's responsible. I see what you're saying. So all of a sudden he goes, oh no, I gotta drag these guys outside, pass out.

I'm gonna pretend that I've been asleep for two days. That's what happens. But just, this is just our thoughts. We don't know for anything. Yeah, but that's, so cops, when you try to do this with the FBI, they've been around. Like if you think you can get away with it,

when you say, you have people who are FBI guys, who really are just detectives, I've been doing this for 20 years. Good luck with your story. Yeah, you're not going to fool them. You're not going to fool them. Well, that's tough. The truth is just hard to cover on all that kind of stuff. You can't get away with it. Yeah. I've thought to myself, the only way you could murder someone to get away with it, it'd have to be just a total stranger. Yeah. You'd have to be in them. It'd have to just be like you randomly went to a thing and just, you know, but who would want to do that? It's a bummer. You

have to be a crazy person. So I do remember the initial reports saying that the cops said that they were 100% sure that it was not like a homicide, but they're still investigating. But this is what I highlighted here. This is what they saw when they opened the door to the house or the place DC oh my god Hit an empty wine glass and Annie was in his barge like what's up guys? Yeah, but apparently he put water in the wine glass like you know like Still over there outside still That I don't know

Yeah, I'm trying to tell the news, Ellie, that the stem where it contained water and it had been refilled after being used to drink the wine. Yeah. Yeah. So what? I mean, in my mind, I'm just thinking like he's like, what's up guys? What's going on? What's the problem?

Yeah. Like, uh, did you have a party? Where's your friends? They're all frozen in the back. I just fell asleep. But then I heard the, you know, in the story, like the wife or not the wife, the fiance found the body first. So maybe like she found you know, in the story, like the wife or not the wife, the fiance found the body first. So maybe like she found the body, called the cops,

and then the guy answered the call with the wife. I don't know. It's really weird. He's like, that party was days ago. It was days. Have you talked to your friends? No, I've been asleep for two days. For two days?

As someone does. That's so crazy. That's so weird. The guy doesn't work for a living. That's nuts. Yeah, sleep for two days. Ukraine born model winning this Japan Yeah, so this is nice identity. This just happened. Yeah, damn. What she's born in Ukraine

So she's she's not Japanese at all. She's like disqualified So that's why there's a debate right now about like identity identity and how you know people I don't find any of them attractive Including Ukraine. I don't know so Really Brian none of them No, but should she even be allowed to be in the race you're telling me she identifies as no no So she was she was born there She's like crane culturally she is since five years old But then lived in Japan since then and naturalized was naturalized Japanese citizen and then but she ended up winning

Miss Japan which is kind of like an argument here. Yeah, no she shouldn't disqualify You're not Japanese. Oh, come on dude. What do you mean? So mean well? She's still Japanese She grew up there. That's like Brian because Brian was born in the Philippines. That's like Brian being mr. Phil Yeah, be as makes no sense If you're an American and you happen to come from Italy your ancestors Italy, but you grew up in America You're still gonna be contender for America I mean, she's a naturalized Japanese citizen. But born in Ukraine. This really muddies it up, you know? Yeah. Now, she's a Japanese citizen, so you should be able to run from Miss Japan.

You don't have to be Japanese featured. Absolutely. I don't know. I feel it's a little weird. I don't, I don't think so. Okay. So you would, I guess if you're a naturalized Japanese citizen You've got a look quote-unquote Japanese. Good luck with that. No, just being born just being born there Not naturalized means I was naturalized in America right so Not Japanese women you there's your mat You're you're you're a naturalized American citizen if you played to sport for the Olympics you represent America motherfucker You know I know Korea and America not if you're not if you're fucking do if you're

in the if you're an American citizen that's what happened you win the American gold medal and we go that's our guy chin the American yeah but then when you die and they drum up your bones they go it's a Korean that's right how do you get this American gold it is steal this American no it's not really. That's right. How'd he get this American? But you're American. It is. This American. No, it's not really weird. It's just weird because it's another country. Oh, it's definitely not weird in our country. If a woman looked was Chinese and she of ethnic Chinese ethnicity and she won Miss America She'd be American because she's an American citizen. Yeah, but no, but I see here's the thing I have no problem with this woman being in pageantsants Why is she going over there winning on the Japanese?

Yeah, she's going on Why's she winning with her Western features look at the size of my tits and they go this isn't fair With your with your bucks. We have Japanese tits. She's like, yeah, well, I lived here for a long time Let me get some more pictures of her. Let me see some more pictures. Let's see what she's what she's got a huge ass all the Japanese ladies like this is in fair Yeah, Ukrainian women are pretty gorgeous. I had her pictures earlier Carolina She know there. She's even got a Japanese name. I mean come on What you guys think she shouldn't be able to win. No, she's doesn't What you guys think she shouldn't be able to win? No, she's doesn't

Gotta be a citizen. Oh, she has to be so okay wait so so I get it So I guess the criteria would be you have to look Japanese so do they bring out a ruler and What do you mean it's not about the looks she's there's a difference between what you are and where you grew up Listen you racist What you are and where you grew up. Listen, you racist son of a bitch. No, there's a difference between what you are and where you grew up. That's like Sonata being Miss Korea. I see, so hold on. What about, so how does this apply to America? We're all Americans.

However, we, since we're not indigenous people, we come from different areas. So there's Germany, right? There's Germany. And a girl from Cameroon has lived there since she was five. She should not be allowed to be in Miss Germany's passion because she looks Cameroonian. She doesn't look German. She shouldn't be allowed.

Just like if a hot German chick who grew up in America, actually an Asian, wait, I'm trying to find a good one. Like I'm just saying like, you couldn't just go there and go. Oh, well, let me in if you're a citizen You're you're ridiculous These pageants got to stop. She's hot. Don't get me wrong. I Want to see the body I want to see if she's super skinny or what she looks Carolina. She know I like her face All right, I'm a big fan moving on. What's the next thing you got? I can't believe. She was very skinny. Alright. I'm a big fan. Moving on, what's the next thing you got?

I can't believe Callan didn't agree with us on that. I'm shocked. What do you think, Shnaz? Oh my God. I'll call her Shnaz. It's Shnaz. You know what? I'm gonna wait till you call me by my name.

Shnaz, I'd like to hear your... I'm in the fence with that one. You don't care either way. I'm on the fence. Another political answer. Yeah, what do you want me to say? I want to like you to say your opinion. I think it's a little odd because she wasn't born there. Right.

And obviously she looks a little different. So how did you guys get actually? She almost looks like she's not Asian. Japanese. Cut to five years later. How did you guys actually meet? And how many kids you have four? We had an argument about Miss America?

Jeff was Guesting on fighter in the kid. Hey, I stand by my position. Yeah She's not Japanese. You don't get to be in the Japanese Contest. You're so mean John Stuart return to the Daily Show, huh? Yes. So after Trevor Noah left in 2022, it's just been like a revolving door of randoms. And John Stuart says, I will come back for this election time. Cool. I never cared that much for, uh, I love John Stuart.

Okay. One of my favorite Americans. I love him. Uh, never cared that much for, um, whatever, what's that Trevor Noah? It was okay. I just never, it was like, He had some big shoes to fill. Yeah, I agree

I mean he did a good job for that, but there's no one like John Stuart John Stuart's not only like great on camera But he actually gives a shit. He's amazing. Yeah, he might have ruined politics You think yeah, cuz it as much as we've profited from it and as much as he's so talented and entertaining and brilliant and funny It has created this new, since he started the Daily Show, it's created this whole new like politics is entertainment now. No, but like everybody's going to get their information from a show on Comedy Central about politics. You know, like John Oliver will write like this brilliant six minute hit piece on Donald Trump.

And because it's so funny and satirical and great, people are quoting that as real politics and people really believe that it's just kind of mucked up the political world. And it's weird for me to say that as a comedian, but it's just a little, it's a little gross. Yeah, well, but I think John Stuart asked some pretty great questions to all sides,

and I appreciate that. I gotta listen to him more. Wait, what was, there was something else. Let me see the... Would you be fine with John Stuart winning Miss Japan? There you go. He's been there multiple times. Well, that is where I draw the line,

unless he was a citizen. He's been there multiple times. Well, that is where I draw the line, unless he was a citizen. He's been there multiple times. He's willing to transition to a citizen. I didn't know that, but I would vote for him for that, yes. This was just a funny clip I found. This high school kid does not like this ref's decision, and this is what he does. Is this old?

I think I've seen this. I've seen this, yeah. No one knew what to do. They were like, oh my God. I hear that's a big problem. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Wait, what was the next one? Sorry, I'm distracted by the toy. No, it's good, it's another flight issue. So a flight was canceled minutes before takeoff because these guys are sitting in their seats, look out the window and notice bolts are missing from the wing on a Virgin Atlantic flight. And they literally had to get in there like right before and just fix it. Wow. It's terrifying. Yeah. Well why was the passenger the one who noticed?

I mean how many bolts do you really need for the wing? Enough to where they stop the flight. Yeah. Well no they only stop the flight cuz these guys are gone. Hey, there's no yeah some bolts missing were they on their way to the Mr. Pan pageant. Oh, yeah I The judges question. Yeah, it's a quite how mad all I'm doing is asking questions doing the hard-hitting questions I don't know what Brendan's not here. We're here to do the dirty work. We're here to ask some questions Female Dennis strips naked let me see that oh my god in Jamaica oh what's her problem um watch the video

well seems like a long video what did a woman tacklers on it. What a psycho She on mushrooms or that's what I thought she has to be on drugs or something Gross oh god She's grabbing his she tries to get his gun or is this she's having a look what she's gonna do with her hands here in a minute She's having a major breakdown What's she's gonna do with her hands here in a minute? She's having a major breakdown. Man, I thought my rock bottom was bad. She's having a major breakdown. I mean, that's a psychotic break.

Yeah. Yeah. It's very sad. She was in Jamaica vacationing with friends and her family and friends that she's been having some personal challenges. Yeah, she, you know, that's very sad because she had a mental breakdown and we should all be compassionate.

Yeah, you're right. But those titties aren't having a mental breakdown, am I right? Who's with me? No, no, Jeff, that's not the takeaway. Jeff, that's not the take away. I look for the positives. No, I know, Jeff, that's just not the takeaway. I'm gonna ask you

I'm Jeff. I'm gonna have to ask you to not take that as a takeaway There's thought they live Jeff. She was being a little kooky, but I think that the the all I'm saying boobs looked good They did look good. Yeah, that's a sad situation. Yeah, what are the personal challenges? Did they list those? No No, she's like a bad breakup or something? Yeah, I would say it's either ayahuasca gone bad or she's just... It's sort of a chemical imbalance. Yeah, that's... She's having a...

She's having a... That's hospitalization where we have to talk to you and see if you're okay. I have thought to myself sometimes in TSA at the airport, I'll think to myself like, what would someone like if they're just sick of this, just stripped down they go there you go look nothing on me Because like you ever throw that like take that jacket off and you're like alright And then they're like I actually need to sweatshirt off to you like eventually just want to be like alright Yeah, but if you did that to me and I was a TSA agent I would be like Nice try bend over. Oh over, peel that peach.

She wanted them to do that too. That there was going, yeah, that was very strange. That's a terrible day. Get in there if you want to see it. Oh man, she just went crazy. She tried to get his gun. She went crazy. Was it that way, was she trying to grab his piece?

Oh really? I think she just went crazy. Well, that's what I call a dick. You know a piece His actual piece. I call my job. Do you ever do you ever name for your dick? No, not not with possibility or no I call it the hammer really. Yeah, I be like yeah, I got a hammer congratulations. That's a cool name though Yeah, you working with a piece. Yeah, all right. I Like it dude. So she's not happy about me. Proud of you.

Um, all right, well, that's, that's it. Yeah. No more current events. We have more, but if you guys are. No more. What do we, what do we got? We can't end on the crazy lady. I want to hear the guy's opinion on this one.

All right. Oh, there you have no. Yeah. Go ahead. Hit us with the. Okay. I want opinions. So Hugh Hefner's widow. I memoir coming out and she's changing her last name back

to Harris. Yeah. But you notice here, it still says Hefner on the bottom of the book here. Of course. She's saying she had no idea that he was the misogynist that he was. She was completely blindsided and she just couldn't believe what she was getting in herself involved in and that she was getting into herself involved in and that she was hypnotized the whole time.

She's so full of shit. Actually, you know what? I believe her. Really? So listen to this. Do I think Crystal Heffner is completely looking for money and looking just to get clicks and to get us to talk about it and trying to sell books sell books yes do I think she's money motivated fame motivated and

maybe should be judged for those things yes she came into the picture so late yeah she was not there for the heyday she was not even there for the girls next door for the money she's at yeah which you can judge that yeah But I don't think, I think if she's gonna be like, I thought he was just like a sweet old guy. I didn't know that he had been a, I gotta buy that a little bit. She came in and she kicked Holly out. Yeah, she's so full of shit.

She came in at the end. This is a mercenary. Kick Holly out. Well Holly got the boot and she moved in. This is a mercenary. She married, Yeah, turns the girlfriends. No, but she's a mercenary.

She married a 90 year old man knowing he was gonna die. It was a mercenary. She married a... He had tons of girlfriends. No, but she's a mercenary. She kicked her out. She married a 90-year-old man knowing he was going to die. It was a strategic play. It was all about money. And this now is about saying, I didn't know. So you were a victim. You were a grown person. And you were a victim.

You had no idea that what he was what. What are you talking about? So you just, you don't know how to take responsibility for yourself, but you're very good at figuring out a way to make a lot of money off of it. Right, I think she's an opportunist and very vapid. Surviving Playboy and finding myself, I know it's gotta be tough for you, hun, compared to all the other people.

Take a look at the world, pick up a newspaper or a history book, and you realize how good you've got it. You had to live in the Playboy mansion with all that money and those looks. It must have been so hard, you had to survive the Playboy thing. Oh my you poor fucking I'll share a story that might go viral Yeah, so when I started When I first came to Los Angeles

My girlfriend was a Sarah Underwood who was playmate of the year in 2008 or 2007 playmate of the year, but I was I dated her in 2008 met her in last comic standing. We had a long relationship together. You can put Sarah under with Jeff die And this was the you know, so I was with her so we read the playboy mansion a lot We you know we we I was in that I wasn't in that world But I was I she talked a lot, she told a lot of stories. And listen to this, if you want to hear about behaving, and you want to talk about like, we're going to retroactively judge people for their decision making, uh, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra, if they didn't want to spend the night with Hugh Hefner, what they would do is just go find young girls,

like in Santa Monica or on the pier or in these things, including Crystal Hefner, and go, hey, you want to go to the Playboy Mansion? These girls go, this chick's a reality star. Like, I've watched her on the TV. Of course. I'm gonna get to hang out with Hall. They'd go get cocktails with them at like a little beach bar,

knowing they're gonna pawn this young girl off on Hugh Hefner I'm gonna get to hang out with Hall. They'd go get cocktails with them at like a little beach bar Knowing they're gonna pawn this young girl off on Hugh Hefner that night young girls young and Very you can look at a girl and go this girl wants fame or this girl's looking They basically prayed on these young girls the way a modeling agency or men or douchebags do I have no doubt And then they would take them back to the Playboy mansion very exciting for a young girl to be getting to hang out with Kendra getting to hang out with Bridget or Holly to get to go back to the Playboy mansion like there's millions of people in the world who have never gotten that that would want that and these girls are like I must have hit the jackpot yeah then around dusk when Holly wants to go f off with whoever she's hanging out with

and Bridget wants to hang out with her boyfriend Nick or Kendra wants to go hang out with her current boyfriend. So they had boyfriend with Holly. They would just leave these young girls with an old creepy dude and you know if everybody is so interested in sharing every little detail of someone's past even after they're fucking dead. What does Holly Madison and Kendra and Bridget have to say about literally feeding this man these things and now they're all capitalizing off of his death? Shame on them. And she was part of that. Those two little blonde twins that were always bopping around. They were like young and all the older playmates and all and the girls next door were like yeah if we you know if we

bring them up there to a hue then we don't have to we don't have to I've heard them say those sentences. You've heard them say that. Yeah and also my girlfriend would tell me Sarah would tell me things like those stories but then also other things that I won't share but I was around when I heard those things I believe it. It's terrible. There's Now she's so I believe themselves as victim Stockholm syndrome. Oh, yeah, and I don't think this is a victim by any means But if I I could see that she came in towards the end when it was like, you know Well, what she didn't get glamorous Hugh Hefner. There was a time where Hugh Hefner was like a badass

Oh, yeah, we had a pipe. He looked kind of hot Yeah, now he was like the king of LA he's like hanging out with Marilyn Monroe like the guy was a stud. She got old Let's play checkers by the pool once a week and get bring me my milk guy So, you know, she's scraping up whatever daddy's coin she can get. Rogan had the funniest fucking, uh, the funniest bit about Hugh Hefner. This is like 20 years ago. He's like, yeah, what do you think of these young girls? And Hugh Hefner goes, they're lucky. And he's like, lucky, lucky.

He's like, and he was doing his thing where they was like, he would have these Viagra, like tic-tacs, and he'd be taking them. You got lucky girls. She's like, he's got great pubic girls. Great hair and his ass. Viagra like tic-tacs and be taking him you're a lucky girl. He's got great pubic girl Trying to throw up and the other girls holding the fucking It was one of the greatest bits I've ever seen in my life, but it was like yeah That he was he was 90. Yeah, and I'm tired of this generation pretending like all these women have been so wrong

Take a little accountability. Get the fuck you know exactly what you were doing course So it's like yes I do feel bad you're probably putting some terrible situations and the temptations I get that themselves in the water saying there's a little give and take but for the most part you take some Responsibility you made you made money. Yeah, you wanted to be with this guy Like for what for clout? I'm gonna see these with're everybody is out for a dollar It's sex for sale. It's an it don't act like you're you're a victim you made those decisions

You were a grown person shot. I thought the audition was at 10 p.m. Yeah with cocktails when he was wearing a towel in his hotel room Yeah, right how could I have known that that's not how showbiz worked? Idiots, I think that's a good thing to end on. That was good. Jeff, die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming in, saving the day. Clipping up, baby.

Love you, man. Brandon, we love you, buddy. Yeah, Brandon, we love you. Thoughts and prayers, guys. Please, for Brandon, and that's my brother. So, yeah, I'm staying very positive. Yeah. But it's been a tough one.

Been a tough one. Oh, yeah. Guys, where are you gonna be this weekend? I'm in In Nebraska, then I go to Des Moines That's all this weekend, and then I'm in Austin I'm shooting my special on February 9th and 10th in Nashville, Tennessee The James yep. I don't know at this. It's a separate venue. We set up there the electric Jane Which is jelly role played before.

But then the weekend before that, I'm in Austin, Texas at Cap City, Common Club, I'm also at Mother's Ship at night. Nice. So come see me there. Also, I have a podcast that just came out. Really? With Josh Nelson, our boy.

Yeah, it's called Everybody's Got a Price, check it out. It's a very, very fun podcast to listen to. You would be too wealthy to be a guest. The guests need to be broke and willing to do things for some money. I love it! Like what? But you could come on and then you could maybe offer up

some of your money to see people do things. Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, it's fine. Everybody's got a price, check it out. Go to youtube.com, backslash Jeff Dahl. Good, Louisville Comedy Club comedy club everybody March 1 and 2 And then Bricktown comedy club March 8 and 9 like the way that's a comedy club. So that's Tulsa, Oklahoma So I'm in Louisville, Kentucky. I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma

I'm in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma get your tickets Brian Calum. Let's go hold on to your jingle bells Pluto TV has all your holiday favorites for free Pluto TV has all your holiday favorites for free. Enjoy Christmas classics like Scrooge with Bill Murray or Last Holiday with Queen Latifa, plus dive into festive channels like Holiday Movie Favorites by Lifetime or Hallmark Movies and more. Download the Pluto TV app on all your favorite devices and start streaming holiday favorites

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And he's telling me about how he discovered a real-life Twin Peaks in rural North Carolina, not far from where he filmed Blue Velvet. What was on the plane was copious amounts of drugs coming in from South America. Supposedly Pablo Escobar went looking for other spots, quiet, out of the way places to bring in his cocaine. My name is Joshua Davis, and I'm an investigative reporter.

Kyle and I talk all the time about the strange things we come across, but nothing was quite as strange as what we found in Varnum Town, North Carolina. even exist.