The Fighter & The Kid - George Janko is the KANYE of Syria | TFATK Ep. 883

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

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Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. Come on, buddy.

We got George Janko up in this man, the myth, the legend. That's right. That's right. The kid dynamite. I call him kid dynamite. I like that. Kid dynamite is 30 years old, taking things over over he's got a beard. He's a Syrian everybody He's a Syrian and no one in this room knows what the fuck that means besides me and George

I barely know what it means. That's an old and I'm a part of it Yeah, one of the oldest cultures one of the old it was actually our our new years two days ago Really? April first is our new years and that ain't no joke. Why isn't it January 1st like the rest of the world? I don't know. Do you know? No, you don't. What's that, stupid? What's that?

There are New Year's, there's have New Year's. Yeah, I know why January 1st is our New Year's. It's April 1st. No, it's our New Year's. I mean, April 1st, I know why April 1st is their New Year's. Is Seria a New Year? No, what a difference. Our April 1st is a joke. A joke. Yeah, April 1st is their New Year's. No, it's a joke. Yeah, April 1st is there new year? Is Syrian New Year? No, what a difference. Are April 1st is a joke.

A joke. Yeah, April 4th is day and that's your new year. It just doesn't, it doesn't look good for us. Yeah, it's not good. Well, that's a show. I'll see you guys later. See you later. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for having me. I'll see you later. You're a bit OCD. Talk to me about that. OCD? Yeah, it's not a bad thing. Usually a lot of successful people are very detail oriented. Yeah, I remember when they put me on medication. I did? Yeah, it's not a bad thing. Usually a lot of successful people are very detail oriented. Yeah, I remember when they put me on medication.

I did? Yeah, well, yeah. When I was in the third grade, Jesus. Jesus. Yeah, they put me on late these pills. Which, you were addicted to. Lateral. Adderal.

Oh, Riddle HD. Yeah, it's more Riddle-in, which is like, it was Riddle-in actually. It was Riddle-in actually. Yeah, it was Riddle-in. And so, I was actually pretty fucked up, dude, because I was in the third grade, I just got held back, because I just didn't wanna pay attention or do any of what they were telling me to do. So, because at the time I was performing too, by the way.

So I was like being pulled out of school to go do shows and do stuff. So I was performing on a young engine. Were you like a child actor? No, I was a dancer. So I did like, yeah, I was doing a- You were doing shows for kids. Yeah, no, I was the kid for adults. Oh, okay, you guys should know Hollywood is

Yeah, um Yeah, I'm still a dancer yeah, but I got moved when you're a dancer, brother. That shit never Yeah, it's like right in the bike. I do have a dog but I got a little chubby over COVID. Yeah, but like I'll get a Go with the answer. There's a dancer in there. Yeah, and then I'll just lift my shirt and then my abs. Yeah, dog. But then they fed me this medicine. I was just really scared of making my mom and dad more sad. And so I was throwing up every day

in the very beginning of school. So my mom would give me the medicine. I would go to school, go to the bathroom, hide my throat. I would try to hide it. So I like throw up, because I thought I would be in trouble for throwing up. So every day I was like throwing up until one day, I got really pale and passed out.

You threw up because of the medication? Yeah, I was very allergic to it. And nobody knew. Bro, I went through some weird shit. They thought I didn't know I was dyslexic until high school. So I was wearing glasses at one point because I read the alphabets the wrong way, but I have better than 2020 vision.

So I was wearing glasses getting dizzy from that, I was making it worse. Because I didn't need it. And then one freaking beautiful actual teacher that cared about her kids was like, hey, come here. And she like sat down, took my glasses off, and she's like, hey, I need you to, I'm going to read you these questions. You answer it verbally.

And I was already testing at a high school level. So I was really smart, but stupid at the same time. It's like my cousin had my second cousin had a really bad son and his dad used to call him stupid. I used to hit him. My God. Maybe this is... Damn, this is dark.

But that's not what you were supposed to do. They didn't know. They didn't know. They didn't know. They said, Dad, love the son of the Thunny. You can do the love home. So he'd go like, hey, you didn't know they didn't know they didn't know I love the summer the thought he could do love him so he go like hey you know love they can't be like The kids starting to go boom and it's down go hey This is the 50s yes, oh yeah, this is all 50s. He goes to the 50s Back of the head my mother as a kid, this is not good. It's not worth whacking.

What question? Yep. The fix the starter? It did. It did. Okay. I don't know. Probably made a one.

I just tear it off. Then, poor kid. There was another cousin in the family. I'm not going to go into details who was the father suspected the child was gay. And she's. And basically would give him a spanking. The father suspected the child was gay. Be it out of hand. And she's his friend. And basically would give him a spanking, they're giving the what for periodically,

just because you gotta get the sissy out of him. So you gotta beat the sissy out of him. This is, we've come a long way. He's older. We've come a long way. I'm so old. I'm saying we've come a long way. He's really old.

So George, to us, the story sound insane, right? In my day. In my day, you guys were dead. I thought in your day Jesus was telling people to love me. He was. They were listening, man. He was. But I had the point, if you had been my son, I would have smacked you in the head until you

figured out those letters. Oh, that's terrible. No, but that's what you used to have. You walked it down. The reason you did that, because you thought you had it bad. He has failed memories. I had a great, I you thought you had it bad. He has family members. I had a great, I just, you had family members trying to beat the gay out of their kid.

Yeah. I've removed, like second cousins. Yeah, that story may be made up too, but you know, it's happened. That's fucking, I feel bad for this guy. Not only was he beat as a kid, but you just removed them out of your family. I think they're not.

He's listening and I'm like, what the fuck? Can't have somebody as gay with a stutter. That's not, this is not right. He's just a double. just a double gets away if you're not gonna respond to my beatings then I don't Yeah, then though like they thought this one kid that's what you did There's so much research now. It's like kidding does nothing for kids nothing. No, it's not I've never had it Yeah, that's such a lie. It is so stupid. I told my dad hit you. Oh fuck yeah He did wait. Ha, did you have a beard dad hit you. Oh, fuck yeah, he did. Wait, huh?

Did you have a beard and a third grade, huh? Homeless. They actually neared my mustache. That's not a joke. I'll FaceTime on my mind. When you was in third grade. Yeah, because my mom's out too young to shave. And I was tired of being called a San Monkey.

Which by the way, the last time I got called San Monkey was by Theo Von, brother. Him on Impulsive. Rubbed my head. He goes, aren't you cute little San Monkey? And I was just like, Theo. I, you. Get him on in Pulse Hip. Rubbed my head, he goes, aren't you a cute little San Monkey? And I was just like, I, I, I, I, I, you know what? But it felt good.

No one in New Orleans. You know why? He is from New Orleans. Because I missed days where you could just say shit that obviously you don't mean you're just fucking out. I'm too bad at me in that, yeah. You just got funny stuff. You know a little bit, I felt like he did mean it.

No way you looked at me, I was like, oh, there's a ton of racist. Yeah, yeah. You can't have that accent and not be racist. Yeah, I think there's a little of a, and the kids called you San Monkey growing up. Oh, yeah, but oh, that was nothing, bro. Uh, racism is a lot of well everywhere.

Oh, bro, I was, I was a kid when 9-11 happened. So you just removed my friends right then. Like, since there's a lot of check, please. Yeah, but I, but that Syrian Arab Arabian, all the same thing. I was called Sand N word. Yep. I was called Sand N word. Yep. I was called Sand N word.

All the words that I was called growing up, I can't even recite them anymore. They get us kicked off YouTube. Yeah. You actually, you guys, you're back to school, that was primarily white. Oh no, we're getting suppresses, we speak.

We're very away. Who was doing the calling? Was it black kids? Was it everybody? Everybody. Oh, dude, dude. It was like, middle eastern's ended racism. Yeah.

Because everybody's like, no, we'll just turn on them. Like, it was a pretty serious thing. I heard a black song. But you know what, I never really, I never, ever got offended to like, the hate. I don't know why. You have a good sense of humor, maybe then take it to heart. I really just didn't care.

What were they beating you up, Konyo Sandin, though, that's different. I did get beat up. That's why I did martial arts because I was like, okay, I'm done with that. And then... What martial art did you do? I did Moitai and I did Brazanzha Jitsu.

Okay. That's how I know you're younger than us because back then it was even a hot-tie-quando. Ticwando, gay, right? And then the blue. You got a reckless, Why did you do this? Just, yay. Why did you do that, man?

You can buy a black belt and a gear. I never jerked off in Taekwondo class once. No, you guys doing the locker room. Yeah. I never did that. I never did that. But Jujitsu and Moitai, you're fucking kids up. And I did a little bit, not too much,

but I did a little bit of, Krofma guys. Oh, we like stem people's eyes out with the higher body. No, it's pressure points instead. So one of my uncles was like a bodyguard had to go through these type of trainings. And so like he would always mess with me with these like moves and stuff like,

like a, like pressure point. This one's like, without the wrist and the spine. Like all these little things. And then the ones right here. Oh, the worst. Yeah, they actually helped. I hurt somebody's wrist because they put my girlfriend in a headlock at a party because he was drunk and he was stacked.

Bro, this dude was huge and I got so nervous. I was like, dude, this guy's so big. So I did that, but I did it too much and I heard a pop. Good. And it just went like this and then my girlfriend was like, yo, you didn't have to do that. But that was also super hot. Bro, I went home and I was like, I wanna do to that risk. Just wait until I do that to your back girl.

Yeah, chill. Like, don't mess with the zone. And then we just sat there and talked about it. To your back. And we did nothing. We did nothing to talk about it. Like, 15. No, this is actually two years ago.

Oh really? Yeah, it was at a party here. And it was with Belle, my girlfriend, the ones that you the ones that you the ones great shit that could have been bad Let's cut that I don't want my side host to get excited So you came up exactly how cuz I met you through Logan Paul Yeah, but you guys were friends from childhood cuz he grew up in Ohio you grew up in what your zone? I met Logan out here. I was doing like, I was interning at a recording studio.

And that to me was just like, it didn't feel like it was. You're calling. It wasn't my calling. I don't like being beat down for something I don't love. I'm willing to take the beat down if I like that. If there's light at that. If there's light at that other time. There's your passion. Yeah.

I was in a recording studio. And so, okay, so I did music when I was in Arizona. In Arizona, I thought I was the shit. I was doing music videos. My song was on the radio. Damn. I was, oh, you were singing? Yeah, we actually play one of my music songs.

Could you look up up in this club, up in this club, by the way? Not duh. Up in this. Disclub. Yep, right there, up in this club up in this club by the way? Not duh. Up in this. Dis club. Yep, right there, up in this club. It should be right there the first time. Whoa, what?

So I was like 16 when this had a 2010. So yeah, I was like, I can't wait to see this. This is the greatest all right. You don't think this is copyrighted at all? I have no idea. Okay, so we might have to chop. We'll chop it. No, I don't know.

What would be, I don't know, I'll try to give you the rights. Here, I'm giving them the rights. Whatever, I win regardless. I get the money. Oh, here we go. So that was my house. So when people are like at school just like like soccer or whatever, I was already creating. All these kids in the background are from my high school. Who's this young fellow? That's me. What?

I was a kid. And I produced and wrote and everything. I sent the size. Okay. Okay, George. Obviously, I wasn't great, but for Arizona 2010, it's not bad. You're not bad. And you're 16?

16? Yeah, like 15, 16. I wrote the song when I was 14. You look 40, but still. That's a real estate agent. I look like a real estate agent. I look like a real estate agent. But this is this is.

That's so fucking funny. Dude, dude, but when you're high school, you drop your own music videos. That's so fucking funny, I do. But when you're high school and you drop your own music videos, I bet the kid you were popular. So it went so quick. It's not a bad stop. I'll tell you what happened. It's so quick.

So first of all, that music video for two, like no, for a year, I was telling people, like, yo, I'm shooting a music video. And at first, they were like, yo, that's lit. And then it got canceled because my cousin's shooting it from Chicago. So we were trying to make things work. And it got to the point where people, like, yo, I'm shooting a music video, and at first they were like, yo, that's lit, and then it got canceled because my cousin's shooting it from Chicago, so we were trying to make things work. And it got to the point where everybody's like, yo, George is a liar.

He's not telling the cheese on liar, so I was begging people. One day, the music video, the day happened, and only one kid showed up. Just to prove that I wasn't shit, and that I was fucking lying, but when he showed up just to prove that I wasn't shit and that I was fucking lying, but when he showed up, my cousin was shooting it, my dad financed it by renting gear.

So even if you showed up and you weren't professional, it looked like a $20,000 set of cars. So the guy walked in and he goes, oh, what the fuck? And so he calls one dude up and he goes, yo, you want to believe this? George, this is before social media. He goes, George Janko's doing a music video next person next person next person it i woke up and

my eyes are getting watery because i was like only one fucking person to hear how the fuck i'm gonna shoot this music video and then my dad looked at me he goes just keep going just keep doing you just keep pushing he goes to work out that's it's up that blazer on keep dancing how be we got here. There's country. Anything is possible. Shave that beard. Go upstairs, grab the nerve. Shave down. 15 years old, shave the beard. Shave your back now.

You know you just shaved yesterday. Shave your beard. You're one more like that. One more. And then they put makeup on me. I can't cover the beard. We'll take a little break with our friend, George here. Atlanta.

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And then, so just a bunch, it started from a bunch of people hating on it like all no you he's actually doing a lot of all those kids want to be in a music video four hundred five hundred kids from a school show what bro i got so bad that like no so good actually that there's a scene if you move forward in the in the uh... there's a pool scene there looks like there's a hundred two hundred people there and there were still two hundred people back because we couldn't fit them

all of the world rotating them and uh... it was so cool like we want to go take it to a different location and people just like texting each other and they went and then kiss FM uh... like Ryan Seacres or what the fuck was they were like hey we're having a singing competition

whoever wins gets to perform at Justin Bieber's concert. Like, 5,000 people entered. What? And I won. So I got to perform at Justin Bieber's concert. Now, when I was a kid, I would do anything I could to be in entertainment field. So when we were driving, and we heard a commercial, do you want to be the next

Hannah Montana? Yes. You want me to have a month to be here? Do you want to meet Selena Gomez? Absolutely. Yes. You want me to have a month to be there? Yes. Do you want to be Selena Gomez? Absolutely. And guess what my parents are doing while driving? Turning it up. We gotta listen.

And so there was an agency that would scam you. You know what I mean? Like they would be like, hey, you pay 200 bucks and put you in acting classes and fucking put you in auditions. We did this. Nothing came from it. And it was weird, bro.

They would make me, I'm not, I stood, this is gonna sound like I'm lying. I swear to God. They would, they're like, okay. We have agents. This is when I was young. I was like 13, bro. They would make me, I'm not, I stood, this is gonna sound like I'm lying, I swear to God. They would, they're like, okay, we have agents, this one I was young, I was like 13, 14. They're like, we have agents that want to look at you, but they don't want to intimidate you. So they're gonna be looking at you guys from far away,

but you guys are gonna walk this, I swear to God. I don't think, at the time, now if I was there, I'd have been like, yo, this is fucking weird, first of all, we're all kids. What strangers are watching. You're all so annoying. You're all so annoying. You're all so annoying. And is fucking weird first of all, we're all kids, what strangers are watching. And you're not interested in no either though, because they're not in Hollywood. My parents are like, listen to them,

they're not interested. They're following the way. Come on. And so I was like, okay, so we just, you know, my parents are just, they just believed, you know, so much. So good people. And so that, I just forgot about that agency,

years go by, I do the show, there the judges on it I don't even remember that not the people the agency so the agency uh... gave me a hug when I want to give the judge judges hugs and I think you bros somebody took a picture and found out the agency agency pictures from back in the day me working at them and they're like George rigged it it wasn't real

and i'm like they made this room it. It wasn't real. And I'm like, they made this rumor. It was this thing called the dirty.com. And it was like this page where we didn't have social media but people had gossiped there. And they said that George's Persian father, I'm a certain, Persian father paid $10,000 to win a $1,000 prize. Listen, my dad didn't come from this country with nothing and become very successful to spend $10,000 to make one. It doesn't work that way, right? And so I went there and

I was trying to tell people, like, no, I didn't fucking cheat, but the whole school didn't want anything to do with Jesus. He hated me. They had this game called Spit on George. And by the way, there's a lot of Mormons there. So I was kind of like weird and not bothered by Mormons. That's how you know you get bullied. Where are you going to get bullied by Mormons? It's been stirrup-picked on here. They're not going to bully by Mormons. That's how you know you get bullied. Where do you get bullied by Mormons? Where are you? What's been started picking on you? The Mormons ate you, brother.

It's not how it's not. It was a medical high school. Yeah, a medical high school that I went to horizon. So there's this thing called Mr. Pinnacle. And Mr. Pinnacle is, they basically, are you Mr. Pinnacles, like a talent show, but then you bring your mom and then you do like these dances and you do all this fun stuff

The talent portion part came and the principal came she goes, hey man, I don't think You should perform there's people throwing shoes at you. There's people throwing drinks at you There's like we're scared that it's gonna cause more man and so my mom and the principal already talked and they're like This is his last days like he's we're transferring him because he got too bad So I go, hey, let me perform one more time. Now, one of the lines that they were lying about was that I was lip syncing that competition. So I got on stage, this is all recorded. They got on stage and I go, hey, these are for the ones

that booed me and I performed and people when they heard all the kids that like believe the lies, when they heard that I was actually performing, they got up and started clapping. So like, I had this this standing ovation of my school and I left, no. Unniable, bro. So that was one of my moments of life

where I was like, I know some shitty. It's a victory. But if I could get through that shit, I could get through a lot. Yes, man. Jesus Christ. But that is how you make these, like when you're terrified,

you don't know how it's gonna work, and you just stand up and tell the truth, and you're like, hey, I'm gonna sing, fuck you guys. Yeah. That's the formula for success. Bro, I'm, I'm trying to learn. Rying her. You have any idea what it feels like to perform at your school and watch your dad like sink in his chair and your mom's like sitting there crying like this. But also vibing.

It's like, you know, the song's hot. Shit, it's fire. It's fucking hot. They were so worried. They were so worried you're in a pub. They thought you were gonna get crushed. No, they knew I was a fucking mom. They knew you're talented. I performed, bro. Well, I could shut shit down.

When I went to my new high school, my mom begged me, she goes, yo, like, just keep your head down. Don't, I was mouthy, bro. Like I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I was trying to be the searing Justin Bieber.

Exactly. Oh, by the way, bro. Like I was the type of dude that would sit at the Justin Bieber theater. Like we're there watching his documentary, and I would just cry. And rock hard. And I just, just, way, bro, like I was the type of dude that would sit at the Justin Bieber theater like where they're watching his documentary and I would just cry Like this that's your dick apparently You're 16 before you reach puberty No, but dude, I just knew I wanted to be a performer. I went to a school called horizon high school and I just knew I wanted to be a performer. I went to a school called Horizon High School,

and these people always won the course awards. They were like the school for course, and their shit was so legit that you had to audition the year before to be in the chorus class. So I went in and I was like, this is so cool. These people must respect me because I'm like, I'm an engineering. I walked in and it was like first period

because I wasn't a part of the class. And I was like, maybe if I could just talk to her, I could just get on my knees and beg her. I'd be like, yo, I came from a different school. He watched my music video, like I swear, like I'm a musician, I could be a part of the school. I'll fucking, I'll clean the gum underneath the, I'll do whatever, right?

And she looked at me and she goes, I'm sorry, like, no. And then one of the kids was like, yeah, you have to audition next year unless you think you're better than us and you wanna replace one of us. And I was like, no, I just, you know, I could just stand next to you guys. There's like a thousand of you guys.

Like one is not gonna make a difference. And they're like, no, this is how it is. So who do you think you're better than? And I went home and I told my mom, I was like, my mom's fucking pissed. And my mom was like, hey, don't do anything about it. Just shut up, sit down, don't get in trouble. And I was like, okay, the teacher literally liked it.

This is like homecoming's coming. The teacher, the proud course teacher gets on, she goes, guys, we're doing challenges. And we're gonna do it at lunch. I know seniors leave. But if you wanna gather and watch my students, and when she said my students, that that irked me. Cause I was like, that could have been me.

And she goes, my students are gonna be forming and some other students, and I was like, wait, some other students, I can enter? So I asked, could I enter? And I entered the fucking talent show, bro. And I fucking smashed that bitch and won it. And there's a kid that's in this entertainment field, his name's Bryant Wood. The first time I met him is when he lifted me

up on his shoulders because I want this is two competitions you want all I I'm a deeper thing and then this yes oh I I've done way more And I'm competitive bro like I'll go in because I have no friends and I have nothing to lose so like I'll go in there being like all I got to do is take this one so I go I go I win that and then the teacher had to give me the homecoming tickets. That teacher, right? And I literally didn't go to homecoming because I did this. So she went up kind of bitter because she already knew that she'd turned me down.

And she went to go give me the tickets, her and the vice principal. And I said, no, no, no, no, no, I just wanted to prove that I could have replaced one of your students. And I fucking walked away. Yes, true. Fuck damn hard to shit to prove that I could have replaced one of your students and I fucking walked away. Yeah, it's true. Fuck damn hard to shit that. But I fucked myself because then I couldn't go to home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was free tickets, dude.

I should have just taken that. You know, I think you have gone for a drive and all that stuff. It comes from a great place, but you have very likable energy. I appreciate that. I mean, that's that's that's that's kind of, I don't know where it comes from, but I think it's you're very honest about your expression. You're just fucking honest. You just let it all hang out.

So did you prefer open for Bieber? Are you performed for Bieber? They said it was an opening for Bieber, but they like worded it. It was like I performed at the concert, but outside of the venue. Good question, guys. Is this end good to get you?

I got to perform at the concert. I got to perform at the concert. I got to perform at the concert. I got to perform at the concert. Yeah, but you got to perform at the venue. Good question, Brad. Just end the good to get your, I got to perform at that. That sounds like a shitty episode of Glee. Yeah, but you got to perform at Glee. Like a seriantly. You got to perform at the, just to be a concerto outside. I mean, worded it perfectly, it was opening up for his concert,

literally opening up for the doors. As a guest. He's not getting a filler for it. No, bro, but you know, I did meet him. I was gonna say you get to meet him. I get to see the first impression. This is fucking crazy. I grabbed my check, get to meet him. I guess so this is a true. This is fucking crazy I grabbed my my check and

By the way, I still have that check my mom carries it in the guest room with the house Yeah, and so I'm walking my check out and To the to my dad's car to put it in and a kid pulls up in a segue and it's a look Exactly like Justin Bieber, but in real life he looks a tiny bit different small So I look at him and I go, this is the fucking show is about to start like 10 minutes. There's no way Justin Bieber would be in the parking lot by himself on a segue with no security guards, bro.

There's no way. So I look at him and I go, oh fuck, he almost got me. And I did this and I walked away. And my mom looked at him and she starts smiling. She goes, it is you, isn't she? And then he smiles at her and they're talking for a bit. And I'm shoving the thing in the car. I'm like, my mom, let's go, it's not him.

And he looks at me and I'll never forget. He just looked me in my eyes from here to where that computer was. And that was a moment, I was like, dude, if that was him, that would be kind of weird, right? And he looked at me, turned away, rode away. And the next day, all over press, Justin Bieber escapes his security guards and goes in the parking lot, causes a mayhem with fans.

That's awesome. I don't like fucking. That for you, awesome, bro. I could have hung out with Justin Bieber. You're my mom got a special moment with him, though. She did. And when I was in the recording studio in LA, years later, I was interning.

I went to school, I was interning, and Justin Bieber walks in, and he's working on a project and I got so excited I'm like, oh, I'm gonna walk up to this dude. I'm gonna go up to him and I'm gonna tell him like hey, dude I perform that concert. I was in a parking lot I I miss my chance to meet you But like now and then before I got to tell anything the studio guy goes hey, what the fuck you then? And I go what I'm gonna tell my random story about how I performed outside your concert. And almost there.

And I almost met him. Hey, hey bro, bro. I just, I'm straight out of all the things that didn't happen. So, really, I was just, I wanna ask you if you remember my mom. Yeah. I was gonna say. I literally, I said that I go, I go, but not and he goes, no, but not, the only time he talked to Justin Bieber is if he goes, hey, by a raise of hands, who wants to wipe my ass, he goes, that's you.

You're the guy that raises hands. You don't even speak. Just raise your hand. And I was like, oh, this is fucking degrading. Yeah. And so I got off. I got outside. I call my dad and I'm like, you know, fuck this bitch.

Like, I don't want to fucking work anymore. They're treating me like shit. I don't get paid. I'm like, fuck, I'm going to my dad goes, yeah, fuck that man. He goes, we performed that Justin Bieber's concert. And I go, yeah, so I was fucking trying to write that. That's what I'm saying, bro. Great. yeah, fuck them man. He goes, we performed that just to be but it's concert and I go, yeah So it's fucking try that. I'm saying Great dad mom knows him. Yeah, oh dude my dad's lit my dad got fucking stoned out of his mind with big daddy

Canberra because my dad got a smoke weed No, he was for so long in a room where they were chiefing he got high as fuck. I had to drive home Damn my dad my dad's the biggest fan, he's playing my music, not stopping his liquor store. So he pays my dreams from his liquor store and then he broadcast it and sells the CDs that he made me, it makes profit off of my music. Type of.

Right? This guy walks in, smoking a J and he's just fucking, just chiefing my dad goes, hey, you can't smoke in here. Put that out. The guy puts it out super respectful, and then he's just fucking, you know, doing his thing, and my dad goes, you like music? The guy's like, yeah, you know, I do music myself,

and he goes, oh, what's your name? He goes, big daddy can. I'm performing here in the Arizona thing. We're doing this back in the day type of thing. You should come. And my dad's like, you know, my son does music. He goes, look, and he's like, showing him my music, and he goes, wait, that's your son doing the music? the day type of thing. You should come. And my dad's like, you know, my son does music. He goes, look, and he's like showing him my music. And he goes, wait, that's your son doing the music?

And he goes, yeah. You know, Tim in the blazer? Yeah. Yeah. He calls me. And he goes, George, do you know Big Daddy canes? And I was like, I don't know what the fuck Big Daddy came with, and I was like, no.

He goes, dude, Google him. And I was like, okay, so I Googled him. And I was like, oh fuck, back in the day in Arizona, bro. Like I Google him and I was like, oh fuck back in the day in Arizona Bro like big daddy can't like what the f- he's a celebrity's life. He's known, right? So me and my dad got our fucking best gear on and they took us in the back And they're giving us a special treatment because my dad gave the alcohol Hey, you know take it. Thanks for taking us to take it so they're he's in the back drink and he's getting like buzz And he's getting really fucking excited and then he goes in the back and just it was the first time I ever smelled weed in my life.

It just hit me in the face and I was like, what the fuck? And these dudes, bro, you couldn't see your hand in front of you. That's how much smoke was in there. Did the Snoop Dogg come to you? Oh, no, bro. It was like insane. Like till this day I've never seen anything like, or maybe because when I was young at the time it was a lot bigger than it is, but like at the moment I was just like, crazy.

And my dad, they go on to the stage and my dad, he goes, smoking a cigar, he goes, call your mother, we made it. And he smokes a cigar. And he in his mind, bro, thought this is it. This guy's gonna sign my son. This is it and my dad just kicking his feet up, smoking a cigar. Nothing came out of this by the way. No. We never even saw him again

No, he left the stage and went somewhere else. We never saw him again Yeah, but my dad I'll never forget it So you just the way he looked at peace in his heart. He's like my son made it. Yeah, son and dad So how'd you meet Logan though? Did I really just go off on it? He's like I want a dance competition I'm so sorry. He's like I want a dance competition I met Logan when I was out here and I was but you really came out here for music music Yeah, and then and then some of my friends like hey man stop doing that stop doing the music like do the acting

You're like really good and funny, like you could get into character. And so I found out about Vine through Logan. And so while he was doing this, I would like write skits for him or like other influencers. And all I would ask was like, hey, can I be in him? And then through that, he like opened the door for me. So like Logan not only like taught me how to do it

But he also like open the doors for all the other things. So like regardless of wherever mean Logan go I'll always like my career God gave him me to like yeah help each other. Oh, yeah And so he's got a crazy work ethic right my buddy Kevin Mac for dogs and even when he was like 15 that kid was like He was never anywhere. He was in his room editing. And he was doing it. He was doing it 15? I don't know how old he was, but you know,

but that's how he was on fire. And Kevin was in his crew. No, no, he's, he's a... You know Kevin Mac to me, or is you know Kevin Mac? Yeah, yeah, good looking dude, right, tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was always playing like the good looking dude in Bins, yeah, yeah.

That's so awesome. I was playing the stupid kid. Yeah, stupid kid. playing like the good looking dude in binds. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's so awesome. I was playing the stupid kid. Yeah. That did this. Oh. It's the guy. Hey, can we use you? Yeah.

You're stupid, man. I don't know, we're fine. He's, he's going to get your girl in this skit. Yeah. It fits, right? You just go, oh, we're fine. Vines were six seconds, right? Yeah.

Six fucking seconds. Probably was weird. The first time I ever watched a vine, I got Logan goes hey me and Jay are about to shoot this liar liar vine and I go okay, so I go there and I literally can't I can't even exaggerate it Logan sitting there looking at me with one leg up He goes dude get this joke and he's just fucking dumping gas on himself And I'm like my god. This is real gas. I'm smelling it. I'm like, yo bro, what are you doing? He goes, dude, so.

Or like alcohol, but something that's flammable, but you could smell it. And he's just like fucking just dumping it on him. And I'm like, yo, what are you doing? And he goes, so this is a joke, right? Where I lie out of my brother. And he goes lie or lie. Or he throws a match on me.

And I go, hey man, like, are you gonna match on me and I go hey man like you're gonna edit the flames in there like you're actually gonna set yourself on fire he goes watch and literally throws a patch and I was like whoa and he just jumps in the pool and they're all watching the video I'll never forget they're like looking at the video is going like this because he burnt his fucking dick oh god and he's like oh yeah that's a great shot. Let's do it again. Gangster. I was like, yo, these are dogs. I call my mom. I go, yo, I go, I think I can make a living off of making like six second videos. Yep. Lighting my balls on fire. That stuff. And did you, did you, especially at that time, did you guys know how far all this was gonna go? No, dude. I have this, until this day, I still go go by this I don't know what the future

brings and I'm not gonna waste my time trying to assume what it's going to be Nor should you the way the Bible describes the future it's like it's like vapor It's like mist it's like a smoke right it has a form and sometimes you think that forms something and then we try to grab it just it's nothing it's futile so like there's there's no reason for me to be sitting there and try to piece the puzzle I work as hard as I can I pray for opportunity and through this like cycle of life I've found the sauce of always being happy because I think a lot of anxiety the pressure is if you're if you're anxious You're thinking about the future if you have depression you're thinking about the past and if you're if you're in the present

That's a present from God. It's a gift So I'm trying to master this element of like being here and knowing that regardless, even if I killed it or if I didn't kill it, the outcome is there's going to be a grave one day for me. And then throughout time, people are going to forget what I did. So I'm not going to sit here and be like, what I think is as true as it gets. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

So I just try to like touch this. You're you jeans. You have some man hands. I feel bad that my girlfriend holds these. Big palms? Like a polar bear. You never make it as a gay porn scene. Never.

You make every dick look small. Yeah. Did you get to tussle around with them? See what happens? Dude, just real quick. Just sit on my dick. Yeah. I was honestly able to find something.

I just wanna feel it now. Oh man. Yeah, so I take it day by day and um, I was honestly able to find something to be working on. I was trying to be working on that. Yeah, so I take a day by day and you know what? And it's going to sound really stupid and cheesy, but like growing up, my dream was just one dream. Create art that the world knows who George Chanco is and his art form. I got that and I realized that my happiness is the same as the guy who's flipping burgers at five guys. And it's because that guy was in the moment, hanging out with friends, being a family.

And so like the grass is always greener. The people that have money are like, man, I missed the days where I was at a nine to five and I just did it worry about anything. And the people that are nine to five are like, man, fuck this, I can't wait till I'm my own boss and I have to do. And I just realized that I don't want to be the dude that complains, man. My friend hit a marker, he made a billion dollars, little over a billion dollars.

I said, yeah, and I said, that's a billion dollars. I was like, yeah, I can't fathom that. That's a lot of money. I couldn't fathom it. And he was looking, there was a moon, and he looks and he goes, he goes, yeah, I got friends who were worth $11 billion. It's not that big a deal, trust me. And I went, that's where comparison, yeah, I got friends who were worth $11 billion. It's not that big a deal, trust me.

And I went, that's where comparison fucking, that's what happens. That's what you have to be. You have to be careful about that. We saw that with a couple of things. Because dude, after 300 million, like everything's the same. But there's, it goes like this.

It goes like, like there's certain actors that are crushing it. They're mad. They're not Denzel Denzel's mad. He's not directing movies. You know, it just keeps going man It never ends. I know very famous led to the head conversation with very famous people famous people without naming names And the one thing they were saying is how they they just they don't get the respect that they, you know, they're trying to get, and this guy won't give me the move. It's fighting their head. It's all in that respect.

It's all in that. If you're not careful, no matter where you are, you're always gonna be. Oh, you can find a fight. Always. Yeah, if you're looking for your opponent. And everybody suffers from that. So, you're right about the guy flipping burgers.

But you wanna do what now? Just when you say create content and what form? I want to get that fucking blazer back out, dude. I get the point. You're my new song. My new song is a bot, bro. You have a new song? And you can't play that because that is,

well, I will take the credit card. We can't do that. So this is what we play and not put on the episodes so we can hear it. Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to just play for a second and then you can hear it. Let's vibe to it. Yeah, let. You don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to just play for a second and then you can hear

this. Let's vibe to it. Yeah, let's vibe to it. I think you guys are going to like this one. Well, do you want as a crazy story? Well, hold on. You're doing music. Again, because I had, dude, you want to hear the story real quick?

Well, before we play this song, I want you to know, I've seen all 23 season American Idol, okay? No, no, no, no, no. Go to Heart of David. Go to Heart of David. Heart of David, just to talk to Andy Cramer. No, no, no, no, no. Go to Heart of David. Go to Heart of David. Heart of David just like Andy Cramer. Andy Cramer. No, no, no.

So yeah, Heart of David, George Enca. There it is. We're working. Is it Christian music? It isn't, it isn't. I speak about my relationship with God. It just listed the lyrics. It's a very storytelling type of

And I'll tell you why it came from is all freestyle by the way nothing was written hit it And that way he don't let you know Way to I gotta get out of my own damn way Then it goes into this like bridge with the sample and then I go back into a freestyle. That's so good God you've come a long way. Are you Kanye West or Zaria? Sounds like you're so bro. I am I knew it except for I like the Jews. Yes That's what I'm saying. They're the chosen ones. Yes, bro. The chosen ones have got away. Yeah, that song was fine.

The guy who produced this produces for Kid Cuddy and everybody. And my friend Tanner Fox is a huge Kid Cuddy fan. And he goes, man, I love Kidding. And I go, oh, my friend produces for him. I get introduced to you guys. And as soon as I said that, I remembered I had a dream that night. Like literally that night, I was like, in my dream, he produced me a song that everybody liked. And I was like, oh, so as a joke, I told him,

I go, bro, I had a dream, you produced me a song. And he goes, dude, I had a dream, I produced you a song. And so I was like, what the fuck? So we went to the studio and he made this, this, this, like Kanye style to send it to his team, to maybe see if one day in the future, he could work with Kanye West or whatever it was. So I got on it and I freestyleed on it and then he's like, you know what, it's yours, bro. That was dope.

Good for you. Thank you. And that's out right now. Yeah, that's out right now. Man, we're working on a music video. It'd been way funny if it was horrible. Damn it, George. If it was bad, it'd be funny.

What are we gonna do? It was really good. I got into a groove. Thank you. And I'm old, but I do this. The whole time brown zone. That's what you do now. When you do that, it's like this.

That's what you know it's in. You look over-brangled. And you just see my jeans dark. No, just a big go. Just rock hard. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I just piss. He pisses fucking.

Yeah, that was really, really good. I have some questions. If I could ask you that. Yeah, fire away, man. I don't sing. Let me fix one. Well, no, this is actually about standup. Because when you ask me, what do I want to do?

I want to, it's so funny, dude. I realize I just want to create things. I want something here to come out there. So I could express myself without just being a fucking bitch. That's not a mic. Like, this is how I feel. And everybody should validate it. I just realized that the first version of that was just art.

People express themselves and there's some people fuck with and some people don't. When we left the podcast, I had to look up Joe Rogan's stuff because I got grilled in the comments sections for not knowing too much about him. You know Joe did stand up. I didn't know too much about Joe. The only thing I knew about him is that he just doesn't take shit from nobody. That's literally the only thing I ever knew. And monster comic.

Monster cock, too. 30 years. 30 years. 30 years has been no standup. Yeah, big dick. But the one thing that I grew is like I need to be like him. I need to be like I'm okay getting the money that I get or whatever I'm getting for myself. Do me and if people fuck with me, they fuck with me And if you cross that line with me, I'll grill you. And so I just want to build a community within people that I love and trust

and have them prosper. And then through that, we could build a little bit more out and out instead of working out and having the whole world love me for me to start in. If that makes sense. I feel like you're North Star doing it around, Joe Rogan's a great North Star. But for what, like the talent, you have it's more of like a Donald Glover.

Like Charlie and B. That is a crazy compliment. And you know, I always tell my girlfriend, I go, man, I wish one day somebody compares me to him. There you go. You just crossed off one of my bucket list. Yeah, there you go. Thank you, brother.

As far as the North Star, like Rogan's very intense and don't get me wrong. Monster comic, like the acting stuff, like the singing. Yeah, you're just, you're different. You guys are very different. Yeah. Great North Star as far as the way he lives his life, he's the best. Look for a North Star.

Like who you look up to. Like you're like, Grogens, like your North Star, like, you're on a boat and you got to sail towards that. Yeah. And your, his child's can be, you know. Am I allowed to put sail towards that. Yeah, yours is Charles Gambino. Am I allowed to put my foot here? Yeah, 100% doing it one after that music.

Nice chucks. Thank you. They're not chucks. Yeah, but would you? Yeah. Look at my face. Close up my face. But you know, he falls asleep.

Yeah, my defense mechanism is just a false thing. He's like those fainting goats and tries to be cool sick kicks That video is dope I'm a fainting goat Whatever you try to be cool. You know, he's just no, but you have to be out. Do you say it's not Chuck's watch this track again? I was a cool Chuck's man. Thank you. They're not Chuck's It's not Chuck's watch this track again. Those are cool Chuck's man. Thank you. They're not Chuck's.

Just always wrong. Yeah, but it's gotta be a pause. Huh? He gets the right key. He's fake. Yeah, but you look at Donald Glover. He did stand up. Yeah, has a special on Netflix.

Really? Yeah, I don't know anything about anything. He did stand up and they know he's always been super talented, music-wise. And then when he was on that show, Tina Fey was like, I don't know. You'd always. That's all I'm talking about, right? Pass out for me.

So when he, when he got, when he was in Tina Fey back in the day on that show, it was like, what was it? In the community? Tina Fey, you'd always freestyle and stuff when they're not shooting. She's like you you're so talented You've cuz you can sing too. She's like you've got to do something with this. That's when you get childish. Can be no I love that yeah, but you know I love is I love when somebody's successful and

Doesn't get intimidated from somebody else who has talent and it's like hey, you should do that No, you don't say you yeah,'t say, yeah, she doesn't say, she doesn't say, but that's also why it broke in me here in those fires also good because Rogan's in there. If he sees talent, he's not like, oh god this competition don't get started in this lane or this lane is like not run with it dude. No, I had to start navigating who I listen to and who I don't listen to. It means everything.

It means everything, because sometimes you look up to somebody and they definitely look down at you. Well, they want to suppress your dream. They don't want you to be in the same lane, because they view this competition. And it's just such a hard thing to understand, right? Because if you don't get that type of personality, if you don't do that to people you dislike, it's very hard for somebody to understand why somebody you love would do that.

It's famine thinking, it's a really silly way to think. I don't think they need to do it. No, the pies are only so big. Sometimes they just don't know, they don't know the deal. If you've got it, then I can't get it. You're taking what I want. So it becomes, the pie is only so big and you're taking from it.

That's why you get a lot of hate in the standup, right? Like other standups, like, well, he's doing good. He's selling tickets and then they'll be, they'll go bad on that comic. He's like, no, no, no. Them having success has nothing to do with you. Zero. There's enough tickets out there for everybody to sell.

Yeah, it's really, it's really sad how that works. It never works out for anyone. But also if you, if you, I truly do believe, you know, they always say last guys finish last. Nice guys finish last. Yeah, nice guys finish last. I don't believe that. I don't believe it.

I believe that. I believe it. There's a great book on this called Give and Take. I've got one of Apple's book of the year and it proves the exact opposite. Nice guys, so there's the, Adam Grant, the youngest professor, tenure professor at Wharton Business School, genius. I interviewed him twice. This book called Give and Take. He, I know. He, uh, he, uh, you can cop about it twice. How about when

he flexes, he's all, no, I read, I read, I interviewed him twice. I'm friends with him. And he, uh, that's how you lie. I pass out with him. And he, that's a new I pass on. But he does an amazing third job in the book because he does a case study of nice guys. In politics and business and show business. Name a nice guy in politics. Politics, show business and, politics, show business and business.

Okay. Do you make examples, dude? I will. So he takes a number of people who ended up being what he goes there, matches, I give you, if you give me, and there are takers who are like, I, they just take. And then there are people who give, and they give to people that are worth it. You don't give to an idiot.

You give to people that are worth it. And don't expect anything back. Right. Because you like the way you do. And the way I do. You don't finish it last right now. No, no, no. So so that he did a really, and I'm going to have you read this book, Bob, because he does this amazing. And he's bleeding. He bleeding. Get out of the frame. Come on, Jack. I always stress her out. What if we thought he was a nice guy, but his sister come and he's Oh, damn it. This is going to come. Whoa. He kicks her in the back.

Hey, damn. I'm the star. You always try to steal my shot. Boop prints on her back on her shirt. We just continued with nice guys' fashion last well. You should read this book. You should read this book, give and take. Because he does a very amazing job of looking at all these different industries and does

an exhaust study on the people that gave. And happens is if you're a taker like a guy like Michael Fitz who is the biggest I believe me the big day not a taker no but they're so good that you know there are people that are that scam you that are just they're they're all about the hotels the online yeah okay if you look at what happens is if you screw enough people over what what people will invariably do, this is in politics, this is in business, anywhere, you get ahead for a while, you'll make some money, but you fuck enough people over and people start talking

and there becomes a network of people that will conspire to fuck you over now. They will ostracize you. They will go, I don't do business with you. Don't do business with him. And in today's world, where information is so quick, it's devastating. Now, that includes people that match. If you become a strategic giver, we're like, I give, you know,

as long as you get some back, you get found out. These people get found out. But over a long period of time, right? Givers, yes. Now givers. Givers, this includes what I was surprised by, politics, show business, and business. People that do favors for people that they believe in, just because it's the right thing to do. Pay it forward.

Those people end up always ahead because what happens is enough people conspire to help them. It's almost like subconscious. It's like God energy. Enough people get together, bro, and they will start and they will push that person. And it won Apple book of the year because he did such an amazing job of showing this with case study after case study after case study. And it's a fast study. I have a reasoning. He looked at people who did this in politics and shit was he said and you would find that these people had like they had lists of

people that they thought were worth it and they would just help them. And who were examples? I can't remember the examples but people you would know right away. And I was just it was just Dave Rubin I think was one of them. You know Dave Rubin the the great producer, of them. You know, Dave Rubin, the, uh, the great producer, music producer. Oh, yeah. Dave Rubin. The beard. Yeah. Yeah. People love that guy. Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin. I'm sorry. Dave Rubin's on the other side. Yes, yes. But Rick Rubin, because Rick Rubin helps people, and he just helps people because it's the right thing to do. I think that was one of the case studies, but there are a lot of people like that. Where you go, damn, it makes sense. And then he shows you how many people were household names

that were killing it who were making all the money and just got ostracized. Yeah, because you were a taker and you got found out. You were a matcher. You got found out. Now, he makes a distinction. Don't just be a giver to people that aren't worth it. Don't just give it to morons.

Don't give to people that are going to waste it. Money after bad, money after bad. I have some really good ones I give to. I have some horrible ones. But you might, that's a better. That's a better, that's a better mountain to climb. Yeah. But you find a starving genius.

That's what you give money to. You understand? You give money to the people that have hustle, that work hard, and that just want. You know, they just want the most out of life. Those are the people that have hustle that work hard and that just want you know they just want the most out of life those the people that you know helping i see it uh... almost identical but my source comes from a different point how i grew up on my mom and dad taught me life is uh... regardless of what i

did in this industry it has nothing to do with me. There is another George Yanke out there that's ten times more talented, ten times better looking, and has more of an it factor than me. But I truly believe because when God puts something in my hand, the first thing that I think of is, okay, how can I disperse this in my heart? So if there's a father in heaven, I believe he's going to bless the homes of the men who are looking to actively bless his other children too.

So okay, not just freeze that bit. So freeze that for the same mentality. Yes, and freeze that for a second. Whether God exists or not, I always say this to people. When you behave, you have to be God exists or not. That was a shitty way to fall asleep though. You need to be a god exists or not. That was a shitty way to fall asleep. No, you need to have a drum.

It's kind of, you know, you were like this, he did it, he went, he goes, that's not how you fall asleep. You got to tell us how many years you were. No, you got to be a god. It's got to be, you got to be a god. Your body has to relax first, dude. You got to just not if it's Ricka Mortis. Yeah, you literally went he gets stiff.

It was like you got electrocuted. So that's like the stiff goats. That's what they do. Oh, that's true. You watch too much goats. I don't know what you want to go. Go to this. No, that's North Belize goat.

Dude, I see that. That's so funny. Go to this. They faint like this. Yeah, like this. Like when I got knocked out by Ben Rothwell. They're just like Call up the itself. I love you so that you go so there if there's no God hold up No, but you walk as if there is okay, that again over and over is proven There's another book I'll never eat alone about this. Never read alone?

Never on it by Keith Farasi, friend of mine. Really good book about this. All these authors are your friends, huh? And their billionaires, welcome to the fine case. So Tom Cruise and I have a time share. I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time.

I love this book. It's that short line. Just as equally as you guys did, there's no camera. No. Oh no, there is a camera on you. I love that. Oh, that's I love Yeah, but authentic but yeah, so so that that that idea is when you walk that way when you walk at least when you try to have Christ energy not Julius Caesar energy You can say whatever you want, but you there is countless examples of you are at least if not ahead a happier person

You're doing the right thing and there's something that you get strength from you become an example You become somebody who's less you not you're kind of untouchable in that sense and that's my argument And people respect that of course If you know a lot more if you're gonna come on air not unless any would or if we made this show about drama or you like Then I could do seven years of podcast on drama. You could easily be we were just actually talk about that You guys gave me a lot of notes behind the camera guys these two did look after me Through situations and and like you you guys gave me that big brother Especially you you gave me that big brother vibe of like you know

Hey, don't do this do this and I just wanted to say on camera and off camera like I really appreciate you guys as humans of course thank you yeah you like you bro we know we see good when we I know good my see it I think all three of us kind of well I don't know if you guys are on a spiritual journey but like my thing is this but like if you have a problem with me which I pray you don't and if you if you go behind closed doors and gather and gossip and you're trying to... Brandon will be the shit out of you, right? Not only my boy Brandon come after you. Yeah.

Yeah. But if me and God have a relationship where He tells me shut up, sit down, do nothing, the next commandment is going to be He's going to step in. And so I feel bad for my enemies because I'm not coming after you. I'm not wasting time gathering information. I'm not going to go and and and and black out your name or or or cast you or curse you or anything. Well, because you're too busy making content. I just don't know what it's not my personality. And bro, the one thing that I tell people that they always come up to me like, yo, what's

the one advice to be in this industry? I don't even give them industry advice. I give them this. I go, the goal is you're not gonna be able to turn everyone's heart. I go, but the goal is to make sure not everyone turns your heart. Because I feel like every day that's all I'm fine with. Dropping gems.

I tell them that all the time. All the time, I'll call them with something like, dude, and he's like, don't change, don't change. It's my heart for a while was starting to get pretty black It hurts but I said Your loved ones do it when you're like fuck me. Yeah, when friends do it. You stay generous you keep giving and you and but you tell the truth Always you tell the truth you you you align yourself with the truth. We want to be in your band. I said it I said it out. I want to be in your guys's guys is being we think with our help we can all open for

beaver i you know he's definitely seen me talk about this at least once and the fact that he isn't the end man you know his favorite comedians christalia he goes christmas shows so you open for delete. Faint, fake, hold on, fake. Faint, fake, don't laugh. Faint, you're not, you're not. You're not, you're not, you can't do it that way. It's gotta be just, just let your, just all the energy's out.

Yeah, that's all. Ready, get ready. Get me an action. I'm an, I'm an action. When we start talking about Justin Bieber, you pass it. Okay, ready, get ready. I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say, Justin Bieber probably talking about Justin Bieber you pass it. Okay, ready? I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say Justin Bieber probably hasn't heard of you

Okay, so I like everything As soon as you hear the words and so they might is it when I say action I'm gonna say Justin Bieber probably hasn't heard about you and then you're gonna hear that and you're gonna George Justin Bieber probably hasn't heard about you Justin Bieber probably hasn't heard about you. That was already on the right. I was gonna say too long. Okay, ready?

And action. George, Justin Bieber probably hasn't heard of you. Shit, that's spot on. Okay, that's spot on. He got shot by a sniper and that's what happened. He fell forward. I think a more man finally got him. The problem is, he's got a tailpiece on it. The

Mormons finally got him. That's called a call back. I feel like you hit your head on that. It was a commitment. It was a commitment. You fell without your hands. No, dude, and that's why we like you. And it wasn't even on camera. I can't just don't pick up the phone. I can't.

We don't have any good. Busted by your head. Wait, I'm not having a poor camera, Jen. You fucking piece of shit. I knew shit was bad when I saw him go like this. He's all. Are you dead? Good job. I knew shit was bad when I saw him go like this. He's all. Are you a big good job? I eventually did.

I got him a little bit on the ground. Oh my god. It was awesome to catch him. So funny. I'll do it over here. Give me another half. You're a big. Bus by the end of the set.

That was good. All right, Jim, what do you got, buddy? All right. So this is big news because Andrew Tate has been in the news for a long time. Who's Andrew Tate? He's a very old He's the one that taught me how to beat a girl. How to beat a girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah He's out. This is too soft. You got to come from the upper. No, that was Dana White

Oh I'll be here all weekend Atlanta a bunch line next Thursday Friday Wait a minute hold on what's your honest feedback on on an Andrew tape because I don't I want to I want to get caught up with You guys that are that that comment that Table where he was beating that woman that was a consensual thing that I know that I know that she even came on and said that she asked for it He I think at the end of the day is a good guy and a accomplished man who probably says always if you really listen to him, be a high value male and then attract a high value female.

And I think some of the things he says are theatrical and strong. But what I've heard him say isn't that he's saying anything bad. I don't know enough about that. The left is vilifying him because he's complete. He represents and has a huge. He's a a comic. It has a huge army follow. Yeah, yeah, but he's completely against what the left want you to believe Yeah, he's there he they now the right they need an enemy

You need an enemy that they got a folks on and create trends on shit like that for a reason They decided to pick on this gentleman, which is a terrible idea. And him being in jail in Romania is awful, dude. Awful. Awful. As long as time him and his brother spent in there is horrendous. That's rick. He's an American citizen.

It's horrible, dude. I didn't know he's an American citizen. Yes. My thoughts on this is this. This makes him bigger, though. Before you go on, what they're doing? 100%. And his following, I know people that love this man. It makes him bigger though. I before you go on what they're doing 100% and his following I know people that are

Love this man. It makes them way bigger. They fucked up to you're fucking with the wrong guy It's like when the left of sides go after people like God know who you're fucking Like when they went for Rogan. He got bigger. Yeah, when they went for they're going for antertrate It makes them bigger that fan base this feeds them. Yeah, and I'm one of the fans of them. And what happens is they just keep pushing me over. So I am not a friend of the last time. What were you saying? I'm godless laughed.

I get so funny. I get in an argument with my girlfriend and my sister all the time. I go, I'm a huge fan of Andrew Tate. I'm a huge fan. And if you are against them, it's probably because you're taking your trolls too far. Correct. And I think he fucked up in that sense. I think he had a good mantra, you got what I'm saying?

He had a good path, but I think his pride got on the way, and he started leading a lot with hatred instead of love. I think that anti kept going up, up, up, up. You know, for a long time there, even with Logan Paul, those guys, it's like they make a video at trends, right? But know, like, for a long time there, like even when vlogging and pulling those guys, it's like they make a video trends, right? But you're doing it for a number of years and you're trying to up the ante, up the ante. Next you know this YouTube was like,

I'ma jump off this building, like, Jesus Christ, I don't get it here. So we even for Andrew Tate, like his message, I'm on board with most of it. But the really extreme ones, I'm like, each and to me, being in the business, like, oh, he's, he feels this pressure to up the ante, up the ante. The problem is that when you do those outlier kind of whatever takes that he has, the left and people don't like him. Go see, here he

is. This is him. But he's doing that. That's one of the, they're doing strong. They they take it too far. Correct. Like a lot of people, like if you're left, you're an idiot. It's like, okay, well, hold on. It it's not where did we fucking where did we get to where everything's it's divided and and if you look at history every single war starts with the vision so when we're always bashing america for america being stupid i don't ever understand that my dad and mom left everything to come to this country bro and i want my dad one time this country, bro. And I, my dad, one time, one fucking time, it came out of my mouth.

I go, America's so fucking stupid. And he grabbed me and pulled me in and it goes, whoa, he goes, you have no business talking about this land. You've never served for it. You never protected it. And you never did anything for it. Who the fuck are you to talk about that country? Yeah, that's right.

And I was like, oh, he goes, in our country, we don't even have a land anymore. But go and try to talk about their country. Yeah, that's right. And I was like, oh, he goes, in our country, we don't even have a land anymore. But go and try to talk about their country. Correct. And a country that doesn't even acknowledge them as their country anymore. He goes, there's no more pride for where you're at. And I think that we need to get to a place

where we're telling our audience, telling our younger generation, like it's not cool to shit on your country. It's not. Let me break it down the way Jordan Peterson did. I thought it was really easy. And very easy. That easy. That was a why'd you go like that? I can see the start. The far left. I have a problem with the far left. The people that don't listen, the people that are ideologues, I believe people that believe in in medallating

children and things like real quick being you don't like the far left. You're like the extremist right. Correct. Correct. Yeah, you know like either of those. No, no, but Jordan Peterson said you need lip need liberals you need people on the left you need people on the right which I've always said and I agree with because liberals tend to be people that are are arguing for what needs to change and conservatives arguing for what needs to stay the same fair and those are very important things because some things in society need to stay the same and liberals are and left wing people are correct because some things in society need to stay the same and liberals are and left-wing

people are correct in some things need to change. But the far left one take down the foundation. That's right. And so the reason you need open political dialogue between left and right, liberals and conservatives, is to figure out what needs to be changed and what needs to stay the same. Yeah, but it's more manipulating now. It's more like listening to each other. Social media but it's more manipulating now. Now, it's more poppy than I thought. Social media has purified our echo chambers.

And I'll tell you something else. For that. Enjoy these stories. I love you. Okay, so, okay, first of all, FYI, it's at least been 15 years since I've been on Yahoo. So, I just wanna lay down on Yahoo. So I just wanna let you guys know. I'm not on Yahoo either.

I just wanna let you guys know, I just immediately know your guys' age now. That is. We're here in now. You know old Chines? Chin? Yeah, look at him. I'm Chin.

It's 14 years old, dude. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. He's just Syrian Korean. He's a Syrian Korean. Are you a Syrian? No, you're not a Syrian. I'm a Puberty very...

How do you think, Chinese? Pfft. Refax is Asian. Okay. Let that factor in good. 24. Thank you. Appreciate it.

I know you're joking around by 24. Oh no, I wasn't. Oh, what is this? 45. You're 45? I thought I'd give it away with these. Gobble babies, huh? You gobble babies, huh?

You gobble babies. Gobble's baby. That's fucking, yeah. Yeah. Chandelier's support. Play the video, I'm done looking at you. I know what you do with children. Yeah.

Gobble. Well, there's no video. No video. Oh, so we went to Yahoo for a picture? No, no, so the whole thing was taped. So he was released. He was like in prison, him and his brother Tristan were present or for like nine months I mean the girls that put them in there came out like whoa

Well, we're of course to say this he never did any of this. Yeah, well, it's okay So here's what I'm nine months. I think I think it was nine months. Oh, wow. I don't know if it's nine, but he's there I could have said for a while Right either way, so anyways, he finally got released him and his brother got released and there to Quote unquote accomplices the girls that were involved with the whole alleged sex, trafficking, kind of stuff, whatever. Anyways, so this is, I thought this was funny, when he got released, he tweeted this particular thing here.

Well, it's absolutely clear to have mind, real thoughts, real plans, vivid pain. One hour at home and I can't stand my phone some habits die hard must defeat Shaytan Which is an evil demonic spirit and Islam that tempts you It's actually Satan And then his brother at Tristan tweeted this The four months part

Oh his brother is a little off of him Four months off and on pair of al your issues. The struggle is real. His brother's funny. I love Rick Flare. I love him. I love him. So these are the girls that are apparently the accomplices. So by the way, they were gone for four months.

Oh, four months, yeah. Don't say anything. Oh, those professionals are what? No, so these are apparently the accomplices that helped to get the girl, whatever, you know, it's all a legend, you know. If you elaborate, what do you mean accomplished? They get them out of it.

It's not to be a part of the whole scheme of doing the schemes to be like sex traffic, whatever. Which by the way, it's not even like a fact. Like grooming girls, like that was what the left put out. Like he's in sex trafficking, which isn't why they picked him up. But then also, hey, tape brothers, quick going to fucking Romania, dude.

They live here. Well, they, they also live here. Those girls, but stay here. So those girls are Romania's. Obviously. And then I think, well, they, we can fly them here. I think he should stay. That's what's in Romania.

I think he's doing good there. Is that the same girl or is those two different girls? You know, that's the good, no, they look different. They look the same, but they're different. Genes on the left, Luana's on the right. Figure it out. Good God, they're... They're looking on playing though. Yeah, they're in real man.

Our audience can see that one. Yeah, pictures, yeah. Oh, let's see. So I'll keep the comments to myself. Yeah. What are your thoughts? I just... Pretty? One of them looks a little man-ish

Okay, so you guys all know I'm gay Am I right? Am I My gosh, he passed out I'm a gay thought I passed out He has fainting goat disease I sure He passed out again Spanning goat disease Past out you made out with them. Oh man. This little dudes in some shit

And I'm not looking for his under fire Dude he beat the show this cat He's on record being this cat. Here's my thing thing to you tell me if I'm off of it. The MMA community He did dude in the MMA community. He's big right like anything post gets like a million fucking repeats Maybe I'm older. I don't understand I don't even with him. I do not get it I know he's you know he's from Dagestan. I really beat this shit out of the car. I'll show you the video and Don't laugh. No, no, I really beat the shit out of a couch. I'll show you the video and don't laugh. No, no, I'm saying like, when you see it, you'll see it and you just judge for yourself.

Okay, here's the video. Here's basically the video. Oh, what the fuck? He's pulling the ear of the cat. The cat goes into his little... He said the cat just obeyed him. Yep. Oh, that's not fun. So he does this. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. her But obviously the audio listeners won't know what's going on because it's in that So you're looking at us I'm so sorry I'm so sorry but like I've seen some apology videos But this is my friend I don't know how to say it, but I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It long story short, he says, I wasn't abusing the cat. I didn't really hit him that hard. I pulled his ear.

I was scolding him for misbehaving. I love cats more than I love you. That's cool. Basically, I love cats more than you. I don't think you'd be canceled. I love cats more than you. Peace on somebody. I don't, yeah. I don't think you can't, what are you gonna cancel them from?

Right. He has a deal with UFC, I know that. I also think that that was, I also feel like the cat could look his out. I have the cat, yeah. Would you say? I don't think so. I wouldn't label that as beating the cat,

but I also don't hit animals, but I also, I'm gonna be honest, I disagree. I think if your cat as beating the cat, but also don't hit animals, but also. I'm gonna be honest to you, I disagree. I think if your cat's gonna like this when you're walking up to it, that means you agree. My cat doesn't go like this when it comes up, Timbra. Yeah. You know, my cat doesn't stick to his head out and you know what I'm about to say?

You ever go to pet somebody's doggy? We go, you all hate him, man. What the fuck is going on at this house? Yeah, yeah. No, I don't, I don't, I don't, but by the way, like you don't even, if you are, uh, you know, teaching him a lesson, which, by the way, studies have shown that's not how it works with cats. Yes. It's possible to say this that he, in his mind, loves his cat and was disciplining it without thinking he was hurting it. Is that possible?

No, because some people think they could do that with their wives and their kids. Especially in Dagestan. Especially there. Especially where he's from. I don't know about that. Dr. Stonard Guarantee has a lot less of domestic violence than say the United States. You think women have more rights in Dagestan? I don't know, but I think the United States.

The violence is way worse than sex. We have more people. We have way more people. We have more people. Drugs and booze. Yeah, but their philosophy is what it turns to women though. Don't put your hand up like that. Yeah, it's a comic, right? Drugs now. Call. Supercoma.

Drugs now. Drugs now. Brancing. I think George is passed out. Oh, no. That was good. No, I just I don't know. I don't think this, you know, I think anything you put out there is going to feed into it. Everything's a mustard-seed. So if somebody that does look up to him or likes his content, is like, I'll give him.

Nobody's gone. How do you guys still have careers? I don't know. We're hanging out by a thread. We're really doing it. We need our numbers to down. But they're coming back up. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.

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The cat is too hot. The cat looks like the cat, the actual cat from Puss and Poot. Bro, look at Nah, bro, that's fucking that stop. Come on dude, that's not, who's in too hard? Bro, he's also teasing me. I'm running away and he has no place to run. I'm saying it sounds a little weird Look at his face. You look so sad, bro. It's not good to do that. Yeah, some CT there. I would say it was a stupid thing to do get it right Just lay your back. Okay, okay, fuck

Just watch watch just just That's all. Do you have to do your eyes like that? Fuck, man, you have to get in the heart. Oh, wait. All right, so this is kind of shocking to me. I'll just play this. I don't know how this popped up in my feet, but it just did. So this is from Crazy Town?

Yes, so I'll just play this real quick com is him now at a guitar store the the day the only i didn't realize he looked like this is that his name is shifty shell shock of set

the the answer you can't wait but before your time was in high school this song was what that's the artist from the song? Yes. What happened is Chris? Math. So he had a lot of drugs. He was on the celebrity drug rehab thing show.

He didn't do well on there. Is he clean? He's clean now. Oh, good for him. Yes, exactly. Yeah, he looks like he's doing well. So he's 48 years old. Brian, he's 48.

But the way that the drugs hit him, it's just like, it sucks, dude. He cats up with you, man. I mean, I look only a little bit older No, you don't look older at all You want to do it? I think I think you and then both look good Hey dude, I love being a son of a horse. I like doing this bit. I love this podcast It's the best. We're pioneers.

Ten years have been gone longer, longer, little respect. Hey, so until you get spayed in Cali, convert. It's so messed up. You did my girlfriend. My girlfriend just got there. There's still a lot to do with it. I would buy an ounce of it. Yeah, because I never heard the toothless version before.

Oh, God. I thought it was an asshole. Oh, so mean, but so far A little bit off. So many drugs You'd be scared shitless if he saw it before my like third street, but home you grab your kids It's just because we remember he was like a good looking dude like you know in shape and he was seeing the hottest girl. Show Brian Brian's never seen it. Seth Benzer. Come come my lady you're much of your vibe.

No no no my room. That's him he was. Oh what a bummer. That was him and that's the music video for this song I think. Yeah that's it. Whoa. Yeah I just remember those start that. And that guy has a story huh.

Oh huge story. All the stories. Yeah. Wow he's ripped. Yeah that I just remember those start to and that guy has a story, huh? Oh, huge story. All the stories. Yeah. Wow, he's ripped. He was a good shape and everything. Yeah. I think he get back. He did it, he did it slowly on fire, punky Brewster.

Okay. Yeah. He was a bad guy. I think some porn stars and stuff as well, but yeah. He kind of looks like Joe Rogan right there. Which one? How dare you. Except for that experience wasn't great like right there at the

bottom left oh I see well who is that who is that who is sad I'll tell you that is yeah man Joe Rogan yeah that's tough it's a trip man yeah wow damn that's really awful by the way to see him this is sober though yeah yeah see him now that's like a pair of music video you like to walk in dead you put him in a music This is sober though. Yeah, yeah see him now Music video Put a minute music video he can be in our band, but he's gonna dance in a cage Dude you guys are wild Too far you guys are wild, but like yo, I've been on some podcasts and we're like Oh, and we get like like ballsy and then after like you can we scrub that part?

And then you guys are saying some shit Where I'm like scrub free YouTube is like this right now when are they gonna learn I love how people type in your mind when are they gonna learn All right shout out to our boy jelly roll one three country music or class Chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat He was a rapper first, went to prison, got out of prison. Day gets out, talk about fate, gets out of prison, his boy back in the day when the razor flip phones, films him because he would freestyle in prison as he gets into the house and you're selling drugs.

And then he goes, dude, freestyle is not, they're freestyle. He does a freestyle, they upload it, it goes crazy viral. So he becomes a pretty big rapper, then that's when I meet him, right? That's why I know him probably eight years now. And then he gets big in the country music.

And that's the number one country music singer in the world. Number one. I'm sorry. What? He dominated CMT 2023 awards. He knew would love him. The first world.

I don't know who he is. Don't forget his smile. He shows me that he's like a good dude. He's a real man. He's a real one. The best. Wow. Also, Postman, that was a good dude. I heard. I heard he's a real great. He's a real one the best. Wow Also postman, that was a good dude. I heard yeah, yeah, postman's dope

Jolly Rose won the salt to the earth He writes his music. He just everything everything so we do thick boy albums like thick boy You rap for a boy like old man jail to that nuts nuts. He's so talented. It was a jail for drugs Sweet man selling or taking selling what a good guy man That's a but also you can get tattoos on your face from that trying some right bro Did he have that before the music industry? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I Bro that is that is a blessing Whoever recorded and he had to have gotten something right I Doubt it right? I doubt it, right? I don't know.

God, something, what do you mean? I don't know. What else you got, Jen? How many more do you want real quick? Just give us the KSI one, because I don't know what's going on with KSI. I don't know how massive KSI was either. I don't know how big of a deal he was.

Oh, I guess a human? Just as like on YouTube and like it's following I had no idea. Nice guy too. So a good guy. I've heard that. Oh very nice guy. Yeah. I should actually have a I recorded him listening to my song. He made it. What's the racial story? He's black. So we can't really say the racial sir, but apparently it's it's an A instead of an Yeah, instead of that star it's an a so I'll just play this clip It's gonna be a sensor anywhere and that's a racial slur. I didn't know that until today What is it what is it?

Doing like a word game. Yeah, it's like it. Yeah, it's a store for Pakistan and South Asians. Yeah, no, it's it's it's it's it's it. So in it used to be in England, with your Pakistani having lived in Pakistan, having family friends were a Pakistan. In in when I grew up overseas, if you wanted to be derogatory to somebody who's Pakistani, especially in England, you would call them packies. And in fact, Amir Khan and his brother, I believe, were on the street and a couple of skinheads in Britain called him and his brother, packies. And they knocked, and Amir Khan's brother beat the fuck out of those guys, like knocked them out. So, I didn't so it's not. I thought it was a short condensed

where they go, but in England, that would be when you came as an immigrant from Pakistan. You were you were called a packet. Hey, be and I'm not saying I'm not saying this. I'm saying is it like this? Is it like, you know, when we're at war with Japanese over here, we call them jabs? Is that the same thing? Probably it's just that it's just that Pakistan is Pakistan. That's offensive. Is that the same thing? Probably. It's just that Pakistanis, Pakistanis, that's offensive.

I would say, I got JAPS. So, yeah, well that's the same thing. It's the reason. It's kind of weird, but it comes from the Pakistani community probably in the Indian community, because with Pakistan, when the Pakistanis came to the UK, like all immigrants, they took menial jobs, they took whatever they could work for.

They're a very conservative culture, they're Muslim, they're very conservative, they're very tight family units. And like a lot of cultures like that, they worked their ass off and they ended up developing some political power, they're all very educated, a lot of money. And then like anything else, you develop pride, you get sick of being called a packy,

you develop a political movement, you get loud online, and now when you hear somebody say, you go, hey motherfucker, my father had to deal with that shit. When he was working, my mother had to deal with that. I'm sure KSI, and he didn't know. Especially in England, it's a big deal. And that's a big thing in England. Because I would also remind people that in England,

when you were called a packy, you got beat up. And that's a big thing in England. Because I would also remind people that in England, when you were called a packy, but you got beat up. And it's not good. So like the way you did in school, you know, you know, a lot of kids would go home, they'd get the shit beat out of them. And so you can understand that. It's just like-

You also understand how you made the mistake too. Yeah. He's like, I fucked up my bat. I mean, we're learning. Yeah. He's learning. He's going to. He's going into it, knowing that it's a bad thing.

I agree. He was like, ah, I into it knowing that it's a bad I agree He's like I It's kind of like that family guy or like that one episode of South Park remember when they're like trying to fill in the Yeah, and he says the N word yeah, yeah, I feel like I fell into it was to recreate that yeah He knew it was gonna be back cuz he goes I shouldn't use this word, but it came up and he says the word. Yes. Yeah Yeah, I don't think he realized the blowback. What was the word? The word was packy. So it was the word, yes.

So how could he get in trouble if the word was that? I don't know the game. So remember, Pakistan, no, no, no, I know that. I'm saying, oh, in the game, you mean in the game? I'm not sure if that was the actual thing. Oh, it says no. But let me just give you this little historical context, not to be boring to everybody.

But if you were a Pakistani, Pakistan was a country that was formed and founded in 1947. The partition of India happened in 1947. So what that was was the Muslim community in India actually walked to what is now modern-day Pakistan and created the state of Pakistan. And they were Muslim. And you're fucking no- Paddle, dude. But the point is that it was a British colony, wasn't it?

So when a Brit caused you a pack, they were called that when they were colonized. So now people get, the people like, hey motherfucker, it's a different, it's a new day. How does it feel holding all that information in there? I'm just old and I lived overseas my whole life and I have lots of Pakistani friends

Yeah, I lived there and I did too. I lived there for two years in my life my parents lived there in Karachi and Islamabad of total of four years You know the lady come on man. Is that itching? Can we do what are George's? Yeah, please all right Here's one This is a member member I'm delivered. I don't like men's in a row. Oh, this is beautiful. So I'll just play real quick.

I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I'm not gay no more. I'm not gay no more. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay no more. So someone played the death metal type musical That's a very viral clip as you guys know I'm not gay, I'm not gay, no matter what it is.

Well, that's a very viral clip as you guys know. I'm gonna just ask that gay no more. Was that a real church event? Yes. Or was that a skit? No, not a real event. You're noticing the real, it's one of the most watched videos of all time. That guy, it's my heart.

That guy actually got sued by Cordell Stewart, because he said he had a really shit with Cordell. When Cordell was in the NFL. What's this? That's the last one. This boy's dead. Yeah, yeah, I love this guy. He's a funny athlete. So he's running for home. He's got a little lost weight.

Wait. He's telling slides. He's telling slides Outcry he's big It seems like I don't know I don't know details on this good good. Yeah, don't give him fuck don't oh he probably has some mental retardation He's a thing I like the need I like the knees out there playing them Yeah, you said he clearly has some mental issue. That's fine. I don't think he does don't do that to him

I'm not saying he does I want I think I know who the guy who beat the gay out of the person I think I Baby And his parents well Spare to like what the fuck? You just you just you want to hug that kid. That's all I guess. Yeah, I don't think you know issues I don't I see it but I see a kid like that and I just want to hug him I feel bad

Happy beauty made it really sorry. I know I Never seen a fall off of a podcast I know I said it. I don't like kids. I've never seen a fall off of a podcast. I don't like kids. Oh, you have them at BitKiller Jones over here. We have a good time. And then this fat kid slides.

It's no use. He's fat. It's a good video. He slides and brands like Dispoor Mental Redo. I did not say that. Oh, jeez, hold on. If you want to end it with this, we can't play the actual real footage.

But there's some. Those are some, that's the, that's why it's so funny because they picked a girl. So this is for a breast exam live on TV and they actually show the real nude breasts. Why should they pick a girl that has double J something like that's her possible T. I call those impossible tits. If you don't mind taking a release them sweater hitters for us, they're just juggling. The examination for breast is looking and feeling. So basically, they're just two.

They're just two. No way, bro. This isn't America, is it? No, no, no. This is like in England or some like that. This is on television. Live television. I think they can do that there for watching and KSI

pick the biggest How do you guys still have a career bro? How did they find their picture for sliding into home? Bring it back bro. No, this is not okay, bro I mean what she's doing is fine, but like I'm gonna examine her 38 double j's you do that in the privacy your like Double J poppies. Yeah, who said that? She does she posted this Me 38 double J I'm fine with it as long as they televised Coming out checking to make sure he has no cancer on his balls Look good got for good blood Look, God bless this woman.

Who cares? She showed her breasts. Yeah. Yeah. That a rough child had a hub on it. Did they find anything? Did they find anything? Did they find anything?

Did they find anything? Did they find anything? Did they find anything? Did they find anything? They're not before 14 years old. They're breasts, and she had a breast examination. Why won't she have the guts to be live on TV and London in the United Kingdom God bless her and she didn't take her piercings out

and I think that's why where did they find this model I don't know I don't know probably they picked the biggest big can we move on usually can do one doing one hand, hers, they're just fun. We're all 14 years old. Yeah, no, it's okay. I'm saying, I appreciate that Gavre alive breastings him on YTV.

I like that they pay. Because you're both canceled. But why, though? Why do you, why, why is that like, I'm trying to be politically correct. Politically, put your shirt on and go to a doctor. What the fuck are you doing this for everybody? Or hey, we just tested it backstage, turns out,

blah, blah, blah. We don't need to see that, bro. In my, by the way, it's not like there's nothing wrong. It's nothing wrong with it, but it's just, here's my problem. How much shit have you guys like said no to? But then that's okay. It's okay.

Here's my problem. Like I'm trying to eat my scrambled eggs. I got double J-tits for my face. It's all very strange. And I'm going to say something that's going to sound like if you're really worried about breast cancer, I think we'd be better off. You teach somebody how to do it. Press exam. It's all good. But I think breast cancer can also be correlated with a healthy lifestyle. So it's so massive. Well, it's me a massive, or just careers, massive. It's just the piercings that get me, bro.

It's the whole thing. That's what makes me laugh. It's just like you just, you wanted to, they did this so they could get attention. I just, I wonder if they really, if she knew what the fuck she got into, she was probably going to, we'll get her tiny little hand, just mop up. Yeah, that's the tightest. But that's how they do it. Yeah, they say go from the outside first.

They're feeling for lumps. Yeah. And they say don't disregard the method. She's educational, I do have. I'm rock hard, but yeah. Massive. That is, all right. It's so awkward though.

I don't know why it's awkward. It's just awkward. Look at it, she's standing there like like mm-hmm. You see her bite her lips. She's like She's like they could have done it with a mannequin too, but I guess it's fine I don't think it's a big deal a man can take a shirt off. Why can't a woman? You know what I'm saying guys? How long to your own crown or crown her here here to give me a fucking give me a breast exam You don't have the problems you want to guys get breast cancer Not with your little flat chest though. You don't have a lemme look nope no lumps Why'd you get quiet bro? You run out of steam? You're saying the same thing to me?

No, I'm just I'm not Like registering like I could can I get in trouble this? If I do get in trouble for this, do I really want my career to go out from double J breasts on a British show? Yeah, bro, all we're doing is making just put the heat on us. And what, how, what the heat on us? But that's usually how it goes. If you want to be on the varsity team,

this is how it goes, all right? Fuck it. All right, there you go, big tits. All right, you're right, George lost team. Let's just trust that. George, you love you buddy. Go check out You're right George lost team. Let's do it. We love you buddy Go check out Georgia's pod. Thank you. What's the pod's name again? The George Janko show George Janko. I'd land on Atlanta next week Thursday Friday, Saturday only Atlanta, Georgia LaHoye comedy store June 2nd through the fourth now. I'm off to Europe Bellfast glass gal

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