The Fighter & The Kid - Has Dillon Danis and Logan Paul Gone TOO Far?? | TFATK Ep. 927

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk alien mummies in Mexico, Brendan's chat with Chael Sonnen about the UFC's middleweight division, how Dillon Danis and Logan Paul's antics may be going too far, Aaron Rodgers being out for a year after his injury, current events around the world and much more! Fantasy Guru - Just go to https://fantasyguru.com/ and use code SCHAUB for 20% OFF House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK

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promo code shop now let's start the show. Let's start the show. Yes we did, because we got it again. It's the fight only again. This is really the fight only kid. Come on baby. I know it's going to be a good podcast when I got a lot to talk about. Do you?

I got questions. I'm glad you do, but I got questions. I got things I want to get to. I want to get to the bottom of certain things. You know. I'm excited. I'm excited for coffee zillas video to come out on the subject we're talking about. We finally talked about it. Good to get off the chest. Good to get off the chest. You're like, man, you're stressed lately. Glad I can talk about a little bit. But also, you know, I'm not I try not to put my problems on you guys, but it was a stressful situation. Drought to our new people yesterday.

Is it orange county? Yeah. At 2.30 in the afternoon, I have to be there. That's a leave at 2.30. You get stuck in time, right? I looked at the GPS, it said two hours and 20 minutes. I went, good. That's my new thing.

I like it. I love it. Because it's so true. Like a jock guy, I wish you'd run for a present. I'm gonna use this time for two and a half hours. Good. Didn't get the promotion. Good. Good. He's a tough pill to swallow.

But it's true. 1.6 mil. Good. Yep. But then, like, when I was dealing with it, I didn't probably every day, I'm like, yeah, I talked to this, but how you doing? Good man dealing with it. That's it., every day, I'm like, I talked to this, but how you doing? Good man dealing with it. That's it. Good. Good. Good. Yeah. You know, but it's true. It's like all problems are there to solve.

Do you know what the, nobody wants to hear it either? No. Good. Do you figure it out? Well, hey, everybody will figure it out. Calm down. We're good. Now, I don't know if you solve this or not, but it is going viral. Mexico found a mummified alien. Now, have you seen this little bitch-ass alien? That's real. It almost looks like my dick, right?

Like I was like, you know, that's a tiny, that looks too much like ET. And here's the thing. You know what the, hey, Mexico, do better. It's too spot on what we think they look at. Too spot on. It's also, it's made of stone. It's a foot, look at a stupid neck.

It's so bad. Anything with that skinny of a neck, not scared of, dude. Yeah, me neither. And also, it looks like it's made of, oh yeah. Plaster of Paris, paper of mishay, cement. But also, who knows, this 2000 years old back then, they're probably bored as hell. They need some entertainment.

So someone made these dolls, and then they mummified it to mess around, and then our dumbasses are like, oh my God, look at this alien. Do you know it's funny, but you just said, you know what I've realized? That the ancients believed in aliens too, and made some dolls.

Yeah, that's what it did. They made some dolls that they're kids. That's a kid's toy. Do you know what that is? That's 2000 aliens too and made some dolls. Yeah, that's what it's. It's some dolls that are kids. That's a kid's toy. You know what that is? That's 2000 years ago in Mechto. That's their pet monster. They mummified it. And now we're like, this is real.

Really dig into it. Let me see if you find any bones. I talked to a congressman recently. And I said, these people are up here claiming they have all this information about the anime. It's all distraction. And he said, he said, these people are up here, you know, claiming they have all this information about it. And he said, he said, it's not a, it's not illegal actually to get up and tell a story. No, you can tell a bullshit story and you can actually, you're protected in the first amendment. So you're actually allowed to lie. So these people that get up and testify in front of Congress, it's a great way to write a book. Optics

are great. Yeah, because you the best PR of all of this. I testify in front of Congress. They didn't want to hear it. Not at all. And the public thinks because he's in Congress, like this has to be somewhat true. People get in front of Congress all the time and testify about the biggest bunch of bullshit. And you can hear these congressmen,

they're like, I've heard them, they go, wait, do you really believe this? Yeah. Every time you guys get up to talk about this subject, you have to bring in the fact that the cleanse are drinking baby blood. It's like, do you have any of that? And that one's through it, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that part, she does have like blood marks here. She's good at it. I don't trust it. What, just with a straw and the baby stomach? How easy would it be to figure out if that one was real? Just crack that thing open. No, dude.

And what you're gonna find is more cement. No, they'd be like, no. Metis. So they already got pinatas. You know what I'm gonna say. They already got pinotives you know. Like a llama fide bro. It's such bullshit. It's all a distraction. Like you know weird how the alien stuff is popping off right now.

I know. You know weird but it can I ask you a question? What happened to the aliens that used to have Dr. Rednecks and stick probes in their ass? Do they not do that anymore? Just curious. No you know why? Because no one jumped on that narrative. We're like, no. Or...

So then they keep going to different things. Or were those guys there? Yeah, maybe those guys had a gay experience and then they had to play an alien. They just gay red necks. Yeah, they're gay red necks. And they were like, they were shamed out. My mouth, my soul.

On alien. They all did it. My ass is sore. It's an alien. They were like, word man. Word. There's nothing to do about it, bro. Right.

That's all that is. Yeah. That's all that is. Yeah, that's all that is. This is such an easy case to solve. When I saw him, I got damn it, dude. That is the lamest, the stupidest looking alien I've ever seen. Like, and they, they, they have an inboxes and they unveil it. Would you do better than that, dude? That is literally ET, literally.

And it's also a better, mummified body than we have for humans. Yeah, and they're tiny. It's so obvious, so it's tiny. And they're, that's tickle me almost 2,000 years ago. That's all that is. And we're like, is it illegal? And I don't even buy this 2,000 years old,

but if it is, it's them, it's some artist who is like, if there was life on earth. To how about Rogan has that samurai in his studio? Yeah. That's a real samurai, that's about a thousand years old. Brian Grabs goes, it's not, but that's cool. He goes, no, I'm not buying that, it's not, but it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's real sword.

I hope it's not a real samurai sword. I look at the blade, it was so shiny and new, and it was like, it looked like, it wasn't that folded metal, and I was like, it looked like, it wasn't that folded metal and I was like, nah, I don't think so. I doubt it. Oh, you can see the hips and all that's there. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, it is weener still intact. Come on, do it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. That's so ridiculous. That is lame. You are fired. Hold on, go back, what does it say now?

Is this really a alien? Alien, Mommy's in Mexico, science is done, Ville, 1000 year old corpses. Mm-hmm, have we done any science on it? Yeah, I'm not buying it. Let's talk about important things. You talked to Chale Sun and about the middleweight division. I'd like to get...

Yeah, Chale Sun and the color on that. I can get the color on that. I'm gonna call her on that. I'm gonna call her on that. Shoot, same day this comes out. Yeah, I want to talk to get yeah, I get a color on that comes out Shoot same day this comes out Yeah, I want to talk to Chale because he you know this stuff when it comes that he thinks do do police is this crude He thinks he's been avoiding Anderson Silva and he thinks it's gonna

Yeah, sorry is he anything's gonna bite him in the butt because he's like there's no way the UFC gives him a title shot against Strickland when he turned down the title shot against Izzy, they're like, okay, that's fine. Even though he turned this down, here's Strickland. Like, he walked through no fire. I even walked through Whitaker, but whenever he turned out to fight, history shows Dana does not take kind to that. He's just like, no, absolutely.

So, to please, he's turned down to fight, because he got injured. And then, Chale doesn't believe that. Oh. He's like, there's no evident, like he said, it was his foot, we down the fight because he got injured. And then, Chale doesn't believe that. He's like, there's no evident, like he said, it was his foot, we haven't seen anything. Oh wow. Yeah, then he also said, right after he beat Robert Whitaker,

they were like, they're setting it up. Is he's in the cage, he gets out of the cage, that all the media's there, that's why is he goes, I don't want to talk about is he? He was so, he keeps avoiding the is he thing, the out of the shot, he declines that. There's no way he gets it now. So we both agreed, we think Pallocosta,

Hamzad is the next, the winner of that's the next in line. Interesting, interesting. Yeah. But you're saying there is no, you're just saying no automatic rematch with Isian. I don't think so. Because you think is he's going to go. I think is he's going to take a break, let the division figure itself out.

That'll be tough for him. No, he needs it. He's been doing it so long, so active, so he needs so some bad... And then when you say... And then when you say them into depletes, DDP, they can do it, they don't have to be for a belt, there's bad blood there. That's for the number one contented spot. So they can do it six months from now.

100%. The only thing is if your DDP do you want to wait six months? Because you're out of the conversation. Yeah. You're not the talk of the 10. He might really be injured though, he might have a bad foot. Yeah, I'm not on the same train as Chale saying, you know, he doesn't think he's hurt. He's probably hurt.

You know, I don't think I get afraid of anybody, but... No. Something's going on there where he's avoiding it. I don't know what it is, the whole dynamic, maybe the racist thing card they pull. I don't know what's going on there. Weird. Yeah, but he could get left out of the party.

And then, Chale had an interesting thing too. He was talking about, that's about Logan Paul, Dylan Dances, that he excited. Do you see anything? He was, I see all of it. I love it. And he goes, I think it's ridiculous that he goes, Logan Paul and Dylan

Dazani sit down in a row together. Because I guarantee if Dylan's like, hey, dude, you asked me to sell this thing. What other narrative could I sell? We have no common opponents. You box like twice, I box once. What am I, what can I run with? Your fiancee is the only thing I could run with.

Maybe I took it too far, but it's selling a fight. Drop the lawsuit. We're talking about it. Drop the lawsuit. Oh, it's a lawsuit? Yeah. Oh shit. So he can't sign a guy like Dylan Das,

and I expect him to do this, because what other angles are he going to go with? That's going to get views, it's getting millions of views. She got Dylan on here. Yeah, I mean him been texting back and forth. I like Dylan, but he was saying, what else is he gonna do? Can't talk about the fighting.

He was, I think it's funny too. Have you seen any of the interviews that I'm talking about? Oh, I'm gonna hit you with the left hook, or he was, there's no boxing talent. So it's all personal, because you can't really talk about their fighting act, Glades. Dylan can talk about G2, Logan has no background.

There's nothing else to talk about. So Dylan being the marketer he is and the troll he is, is like, all right, I'm gonna go for your famous fiance. And that got attention. And now you're showing that guy. He's like, that's not what we do. He's like, so if they would just sit down and be like, Logan, my guy, you're right.

I get it, you're right. You sold this thing. He's like, they're not even the main event. KSI, tell me, furious. When are they supposed to fight him? Sorry. What is that being? That's not right, Jen.

Because is it October or is it September? I think it's October 10th, but let me make sure. The thing is, watch it. The thing is getting in the room. You're saying getting in the room without cameras. Yeah, you all can't have your team cameras in the number 14. Yeah, you can't have any of that.

Anything, if Dylan was like, what are you doing, dude? Now I got this lawsuit. Even if I win this fight, I get money, I'm gonna end up paying in legal fees. Like I'm screwed. And for what, for selling the fight? And he's suing Dylan. His fiancee suing.

Okay, for releasing an extra information. Definition, definition, I think. Because the picture didn't belong to him. I don't know. I don't know. But she was going to do it from the jump when he kept doing this stuff. And then I think the thing is all the pictures that he's pulling is of public consumption. It's all out. He's not going to have some insiders leaking her tax. So he's, he's releasing pictures that have already been out. Correct. That'll be a tough thing to win in a court, I think. Agree.

It's just, you still got to fight it with the players. Bum with Chelsea. What are you doing, Logan? Yeah. Well, it's wife might be. Is this fiance? Yes, she's probably fiance. She's got her own thing going, so she's like,

I'm not dealing with this. Yeah, she's like, I didn't ask for it. She might be like, I didn't ask for this. I'm not part of the fight. I don't know what the, that's fair. Action is there. Well, so usually with defamation,

you have to prove malice and you have to also, but in LA, the judges do not fuck around with defamation. They are very, very serious about it. And you can get in real trouble for it, real trouble. So, you know, but I get what Chale's saying, it's like, what other narrative was he gonna go on? Your famous fiance is there. You, he's a notorious troll, that's what he does.

This is a game he's playing. It's, and it's working. It's millions and millions and millions of views. Well, even this is now, right? The lawsuit? Yeah, now we're talking about this. There's also like, they did a one-on-one when they talked to each other. So here's part of it. This is Logan Paul Bringing up something from Dylan Dennis's past. He's cutting weight there. Yeah, he looks a little drawn out

So guess what I did I Took the liberty of finding the bouncer I know you showed you out. Yeah Do you remember you got choked out by a bouncer yeah when he's drunk mm-hmm fact he's in the stream right now is it okay that's a f***ing hell yeah that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance

that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance

that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance that's a chance I'll give him the funny. I don't mind. You said I don't mind. And then also he says something about... So, I think Logan Crossline, again, these kids have no boundaries. Because then Logan brings up, he goes, you've had some friends die, and down down, he goes, bring up my dad dying. Go ahead, bring that up.

Let me not go free, bring it up. Like, what are you doing, Logan? But also, Dylan, what are you doing? There's no, nothing's off limits with these jokes. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that sucks. This was a fun one because he mentioned something else about, what was it? So if Dylan wins, he gets to be the best man at Logan's wedding

and they agreed, and then if Logan wins, he gets Dylan's entire purse, which I think they're being more playful now, yeah. But that's better, like I like that stuff more, and I'm all about it and those guys are great. Here's what I would say. They both of those guys don't need the, then to get real personal and nasty.

They don't need it. But I'm saying that stuff. If you think about it, that's more witty. Like I get into that. But if you start talking about your dad dying, now I get sad. I agree. That's why I'm with Karen.

I was like, you're going too far here. UFC can be different animal, but with what they're doing, we're not talking about if Dylan doesn't go down this road. We're not, he's got that. We're not talking about, meaning if all they're doing is talking about their fighting accolades, this gets zero traction. Zero.

That's the world we live in. People like this gossip. I call it the real housewives of the UFC. People like the gossip. Until they don't though. So some people will push back on certain things. Certain things are sacred to a lot of people, right? Like you're a dead father or, you know,

I would even argue you're, that your fiancee, if you start posting things. The internet begs the differ. I think you're off on that. I'm probably, I'm, I'm fortunate. Unfortunately, I probably am. Yeah, I think you're just a judge of that. I'm an old guy. But even I am even the fiance stuff is like, eww, but

then you're like at nine, 10, 11 million views when he does it. So just seeing that with those two, I'm not good with that. I don't like that stuff. I just, for me, I take it's a, I'm not the guy. I'm not the guy. I'm the father. And you can tell Dylan's like, really, you're gonna go there? I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best.

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I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. I think I'm the best. It sounds like he said he was on you know you're gonna talk about my dad dying is yeah, I am but you it wasn't like I got you know I got from it Your dad never gave you the validation you're getting it from Twitter. That's why you're doing. Yeah, man It's just it's heavy. I'm not into that track. I'm just not into it. I'm the wrong audience. I get I just feel But I know she'll younger audiences. I it makes me feel even shittier as a result. Yeah, I think I'll younger, I see this. Even the young audiences, yeah, there's like this morbid curiosity, but part of it's also maybe when you're younger, I remember being younger and like,

I remember when Kurt Cobain killed himself. And the people that I knew, I didn't know much about him, but a lot of people I knew were like, ah, yeah, you know all this stuff. That's crazy. And I was like, and I remember they were not looking at him as a human being. And when you're young and you haven't lived a long enough time, I'll just say this as an old man,

you tend to realize how hard things can be. And also how tough it is just, you know, like all that stuff that you're successful right now, I promise you that can be taken away from you so quickly, like that. And so until you understand that when you're young, it's like you're in a free fall and you're just nothing to touch you.

And I get it. And kids are not looking at the way I look at it. Maybe I'm a father. It softens you. I mean, you probably too. When you have kids in the world, I don't know the world becomes just, I just want people to get along, man. I do.

Well, as fighters, then you have nothing to do. No, I'd be the worst. I think I'd be a good trash talker because I try to be funny. But if you start talking about my sister, my mom, my wife, I'd be like, dude, I'm- But that's why they do it. All I want to do is kill each other. That's why they do it.

They want you to fight out of control, fight with anger, because you open yourself up to horrible mistakes. Yeah, I might have to buy you a bike chair. I don't know. Perfect, you need to knock that out. Yeah, that's why you don't fight it, right? What do you say?

Far from it, bubba. You ready? What? Fight it, you don't have to fight it. You like to talk to them, right? No, no, no, no. Hold on. Hey, that's why you do it.

The whole special, special, special, special, special. I thought you said. You know I was a, no, no. Hey, that's what you do at the whole special. You know I'm a boxer. I was like, no. You know, I was a wrestler in high school. Yeah, winning record. Winning record. You know, I'm a boxer. Yeah.

I wouldn't say you're a boxer. You know, I boxer. You like the sport of boxing. But you know, I get in there and I bat. That's like saying I'm a basketball. You know, I get in there, I crack. No. You saw me wheel kick.

No. I need you. Now, I never in there, I crack. You saw me, we'll kick. Now, I need you. Now, I never do this with five fingers. But right now, I'm pointing at you with five fingers and I got a thumb pointing at those fuckers over there. Why? You guys chuckled. I didn't chuckle. So I got the whole fucking room on notice.

Yeah. I respect you, Brian. K-bro. Yeah, I respect him. I don't respect you fighting. But I respect you as a human being, right? I respect you as human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as a human. Not as human. Not as a human. Not as a human being, right? I respect you as a human being. Not as a human being.

Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Not as a human being.

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Yeah, it's a bit too hard. I respect you. Yeah. As a man, but not, there's a fruit, not fruitcake. Or is it fruit? Speaking about fruit, let's have some dessert. Yeah, it's like that. You know? Yeah.

You're not a fighter. No. Dude, this is my favorite one guy said this stuff. And I have a little of this in me. When I get mad, dude. Sure. Okay. You know what fighters have never said?

When I get mad? I fucking get knocked out. I start, well, no. Nope, fighters really don't get mad in there. You know, it's not. You won't hear a fighter go, dude. If I get mad, I was a boxing That starts, well, no, no, the fight is really gonna get mad in there. You know, it's not, you won't hear a fight or go, dude, if I get mad, I was a boxing and I started getting, I was getting check hooked by somebody's younger and faster than me and it was making me furious.

Is it time I saw you quit? You know that? That was the first time I put on gloves in terms of in a boxing, not kickboxing because I wasn't able to use my feet, so. Shut up, I got tired and quit, I got tired and quit I got so tired that's quitting that's quit I was like I can't Yeah fuck off um it's before I learned how to kind of relax it's just quitting though But I forgot to relax and break call away yeah where I come from what which I whatever you think you come from

We call that quitting yeah but yeah I you're making me mad because I know because the first time, no, it's my first time. So I forgot to breathe. Yeah, that's all I got. Once I learned how to breathe, ain't no quit in this dark. Yep, ain't no quit in this dark. I want you quit always quit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you did strike to me. What was I saying?

What was I saying? Fuck. What was I saying about? Oh, yeah, he started check hook at me because he was just faster. And I was getting hit. I was trying to jab him and I was getting fucking caught right in the side of the head.

And it made me so angry that, well, I just attacked. Yeah, I probably gotta beat up even more. And, no, the coach, old school, go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He goes, hey, hey, hey, hey. We're not cracking in here. Nobody in here is swinging like that. Nor- I don't know what to do. Well, I don't know what to stop. We're not cracking in here. Nobody in here is swinging like that. Nordic.

I don't know what to do. Well, I'm trying to really swing on a guy. You don't start anymore though. I got away years ago. I don't remember, but the point is that you have a box in years. Is it years? Hold on, let me think.

Is there a little stuff? So, yeah, about five years, okay. Five years, yeah. Five years, been a long time. Been a long time. Yeah, and I was embarrassed. I got embarrassed. Yeah.

I went, you're right. Yeah, I've never heard of Professor Athigio. When I get mad? Well, pro athletes get really mad, like for Fabuto Verdum, against Steve Paye, he just started chasing him. Because he got tired and get mad. He didn't get mad. He lost his cool.

He got nothing. He lost his cool. He got a little bit of a loss his cool. He lunges in before and had success. Yeah, but I never heard him say, if I get mad, he was running after Steve Pay. I think any fighter can lose that cool. You know, I think he got caught with a check Coke and thinks that they could do it. Well, Donald's running, what's his time?

Like he did really well when he wouldn't get emotional. But that's why guys talk trash. Yes, yeah. Then he says, anyone in your life who goes, when I get mad is not tough. Well, it's a liability. But people that you're saying actually fight.

You're saying when they fought, they know that that doesn't work. So they don't say that. No, no, even though no one says, when I get mad, never. Yeah, or the people go, I go mental, dude, like you don't know it's I I black out Okay, we can you know how I know he can't fight yeah, yeah, you go black out. Oh, I go numb dude

Yeah, but you never been punched in I see red yeah until you get hit and a liver or punch in the face Well hard and all of a sudden you so broke right quick after you wake up Yeah, back to Dylan Danace. I think it's just the route he had to sell the fight. Shouldn't be sued for it. Yeah. I don't agree with it, but you made a deal with the devil. There is something called going too far in everything, right? Yeah, Connor could be, was bit of that.

You know, we talked about so much religion and stuff like that. Oh, I didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah, I was, that was tough. I didn't like that. But then they, they got a fight. Yeah. And that's what's great about UFC is then eventually you have to fight. Then we'll find out.

Then we'll find out double face kicked Dylan Dennis. And yeah, look, we're having after the fight. Yeah, it's spilled over. Hey, sometimes I'm gonna tell you this right now when I drink my coffee. Do I'm sick of black coffee? I'm like, I wish there was something up there that I drink. You don't drink dairy. No, I don't do it. You know, I'm gonna tell you this right now when I drink my coffee. Do I'm sick of black coffee? I'm like, I wish there was something that I've been drinking. And you don't drink dairy.

No, I don't do it. You know I don't do dairy. Hey, but are you a baby? No, no, listen, I understand. Milk's for babies. It's for babies. Yeah, I'm not baby, I'm a grown man. I'm not a grown man.

And you don't wanna drink the milk of another animal. Let's come out of the tit. Well, what about nut milk? And I'm not talking about macadamia and nut milk. Oh, I thought, okay. I'm talking about nut macadamia. Okay. I don't want that kind of the tit. Well, what about nut milk? And I'm not talking about macadamia nut milk. Oh, I thought, okay. I'm talking about macadamia. Okay. So I don't want that kind of nut milk.

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Just add the milk to your cart with any products and use the code TFAK. Enjoy your gallon. Yeah, that was the ugliest the code TFAK. Enjoy your gallon. Yeah, that was the ugliest UFC's ever been. That was tough. And Alan just said on his Twitter today that he has a lazy eye from training

with Connor that fight, Connor broke his orbital. Fuck, fuck, that's serious. So he was boxing with Connor a lot. Yeah, he trains him all the time. Start off as just to coach I think training with him. So be interesting how Dylan does against Logan. You know, I don't know what they're doing. Logan bigger than him, right?

Oh, Dylan's not small, man. Yeah, but I mean less miles on Logan. All Logan's been doing his focus on boxing. As far as combat sports goes, you decide with Dylan, but I don't know man Logan is a big look at that. That's a that's my period. Oh, okay, it's fucking huge It's you might short. Yeah, is he faced off there for real? Is that a real face off with my career? Yeah, cuz he's the backup the backup Which would be a nightmare for that's a yeah low you name beat my parry my parry is at least based

all the time follow deep broken feet broken fingers open over the bones broken zygomatic arches swallow deep broken feet broken fingers this has been our war zone And that's coming from Sean O'Malley saying you always have a lazy I or just sometimes sorry high as fuck right now can't tell

You have a lazy I just I go mad at art. I think I'm just stuck like this. That who said who said that? Oh my god. Oh My god Damn what is a Zygomatic Arch Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn. What is this? I go mad at arch. That's a great question. Something in the eye, right? For some reason, I thought I was your foot. Bridge of bone extent from the temporal bone at the side of the head around the upper jawbone.

Jesus Christ. I don't know how to get hit, dude. You lit up. Dude, how about my boy and Rogers? Out for the year. And that's such a bomb. Some speculate, I don't agree with this. Some speculate for good.

He's 39. He's 39. I mean, Blownick Ealy's. And it was a full rupture, I think, right? Right, full rupture. You know better. I mean,

I don't know what it's like to be in Rogers. I know there's not a more competitive person on this Earth. And I doubt he goes out like that. And with science and technology, they could get him back by next year. You're crazy if you think Aaron Donald's gonna, I mean, Aaron Rogers and got like that. There's no way.

He's not on. And the bummer is, the star receiver as he's getting card off, he looks him, goes, sorry kid. Cause he would have made that kid's life, dude. That kid would have been all pro. Sorry kid. They don't, sorry kid. That's sauce gardener. That made me kid's life, dude. That kid would have been all pro. Sorry, kid. That's sauce gardener. That made me cry.

Oh, wanna cry. Sorry, kid. He knew, did you do it? He knew, did. Oh, everyone knew. Yeah, yeah. I knew five minutes into it. You did?

I got confirmation five minutes into it. Yeah. Oh, no. From someone that works on the jets. Cause I was like, oh, does text only got me, like maybe it's just a high ankle spray. It was no fully ruptured Achilles out on the jets. Because I was like, oh, does Texan only got me? Like maybe it's just a high ankle sprain. It was no fully ruptured Achilles out for the year. Does that mean Achilles snapped?

Yes, that. Oh my God. It was it get it just bummed for the entire night. Oh, it's been bummed all week about it. Yeah, it's just one of those things. Hat free gaxon it. Third play of the game, free gaxon it. 39 years old.

Could be the turf, you know. That's why they shouldn't play on turf. But again, is it turf or is it the way he was tackled? Is the ground be more forgiven, probably, with a dirt? That's a minimum year, isn't it? Oh, yeah. No chance he comes back this year. Not happening.

So then just have Zach Wilson, who's in Torcid known for not being very good. That kid who was too played finished the game. They yeah, he was the start of last year. Well, how does that as a Josh Helen feel after throwing three interceptions like and losing? They'll get better. He's a monster. He's a monster monster. Just one of those days.

What was it? Just great. Jets have a great defense too. The best. Yeah. So someone if they want to, vet who's chillin be an analyst right now can step in there you got a great offense in defense there's stacked well they're made to people put there made to be a subal run that's

what I tweet out I went horrible having my boy and Rogers what's at Tom Brady up to is he he's retired yeah he's retired officially and Aaron Rogers if there's one guy he went let step in it's Tom Brady. Like, fuck, no. And when the Siubah, I'm supposed to win, fuck. Oh, that's such a bummer for Aaron Rogers. Oh, I didn't bum, no. Because the Jets are a great team, and they just need to get a quarterback.

Well, they're a good team, and they had the right place as they just never had a quarterback. And you get one of the best ever, do it. First, back all the way. Four plays in. Four plays in. Four plays in.

It seemed like a bad dream That's football is a good game to just a freak accident man What would you say as you think they'll get a quarterback and they do that as a few guys out there? Of course calling Cabernick's crying He's not the answer I got a crack cavernick. Yeah, they still saying I'm ready to go. It's a gate chill I got a crack cavern. Yeah, they still saying I'm ready to go. It's like a chill Yeah, Philip Rivers out there you got Carson wins Philip Rivers. Yep Philip Rivers. Fill down is he is he it But he's been playing since he's old is dirt too, but with that team man You get a vet in a great quarterback, but I mean I feel like he's been is he retired or is he?

Yeah, he's played for the cult then he retired, so we'll see what he does He's a creation or whatever He played for the cult then he retired so we'll see what he does. He's a creation or whatever Fill a brother. He's got to be 40. No, he's the late he's a killer 41 41 we got to calm down right we all got to calm down so little that's a lot of that's a lot of years red tombray's 45 I mean All right, and then give me give me the next one. What's the name? Joe Namath.

All the stars star. He's three still playing. RG3 could play. He's still available. He's not still playing. He's an analyst for ESPN. Of course, one. Yeah, Carson one. He's not the answer. No, I know. Carson went. They'd rather. the answer. No, I know. Carson Wentz. Carson Wentz would be good. I'm already. Is he available? He's available. He got cut by the cults.

Ooh, he Carson Wentz is good. What happened? Why did he get cut? He got injured. He was having an MVP season. Was with MVP when they won the Super Bowl. The Nick Folls came in. He just hasn't been the same since that injury.

Oh, man. Yeah, they're in a tough position because it's a great opportunity for somebody. You know what I said when you guys who want to get traded like when homeboy Lamar Jackson for Baltimore want to get traded, even though he got paid now, but he's like, damn. Yeah. You know what I said when when Aaron Rogers tours Achilles good. If you think Aaron Rogers tours Achilles good You think Aaron Rogers woke up my name morning went they went complete rupture you're out This season maybe for the rest of life

Good Not even Jaco could talk him into a kid move Jaco calls a Jaco know what, this stuff happens? Life good. And then I was like, yeah, thank you. Thank you. There's nothing to do about it. It's like I was a camp counselor.

I was a counselor for fucking debate team. And we didn't know the counselors on the floor and they tore up the whole dorm. They tore it all up. They wrapped to the ceiling. And I go, I found out who would started and I go I go What the fuck and he was he goes like this he goes Sorry, cuz they sorry he goes

Like good what test-man in devil on it Yeah, I don't know what the Jetsie gonna do though. I bet they stay with homeboy who's playing right now That's what I bet they do and they lose first round the playoffs Because he just has also awful luck. Yeah, Zach Wilson. You know, he's just doesn't quite have it Nope, just does it young kid from BYU Johnny Mezzo Johnny's out there It's tough to I be a camp on on real on real you love that guy. Oh, yeah love you on real

It's that rage of all good of all the injuries to like that's the worst injury. Oh, ACL MCL would be better break if you broke your neck better Broken arm better the worst injury. Oh, ACL, MCL would be better. Break, if you broke your neck better. All, all better. All better. Broken arm better. Actually, true. You can't prove it better. Well, yeah. Even HIV, we can figure that out.

We can manage that. You can still play. Blown Achilles? God. Dog. Yeah, what do you do? Good. Yeah.

I think you're back to reading. Now, what happens to his contract? He a portion of it's guaranteed. He's guaranteed. So he's pretty set. So they take you to get a proportion. They take a bath though. They they. Yeah, but I don't know if it counts against the cap salary. So they'll be able to bring somebody in. Good.

Feel the jets. Good. I don't know, man. It's a tough one to swallow at his age. Make me sad. What are you saying, Pat? What are you saying, Pat? What are you saying, Pat? Did Joe name his drunk ass up there? Maybe someone from the 49ers,

one of the Gropelow or Lance. I love the last they traded. You got Donald who was there. I love it Con Capronack is still making noise like he's not though He's not making those noise with dumbasses like Jamal Jamil Hill or whatever name is like I know a guy who would do it. It's like shut the fuck up How about no? Yeah, you had your moment calm Yeah, you don't want to play you you want to be a poster boy, you don't want to play. He's more valuable off the field for them.

Yeah, not even anymore. No, those days are over. What do you got to, good? Yeah, he's always going to be like, hey, what's up, everyone? They said he has tri out that he had for Atlanta. I was like the worst triout they've ever seen. I'm sure. And how he comes like throwing the ball in like Jesus Christ.

Well, even he Smith broke it down too. He was like, why would he want to practice at this facility, not at this one. He was an hour or two or three or four hours late. There was a whole bunch of stuff. He was trying to like make it on his terms and it's like, you just want attention. No, he did everything and then he wants to be like, look, they're keep me out of it because he keeps his name in the site news cycle.

You don't want to play. No. Just a fuck with him and she's like, okay, here's the ball, go. And then he just doesn't fuck him. He raised my wife parents, then he was calling his parents racist. It's like, because they, it's like,

hey dude, you are a fucking baby. Yeah, he's a little bitch What do you do? He got you Well, Brennan you were right about that train so when people are talking about it They're saying that he has like women They're like fan you know like that sing for him and all this stuff he gets lobster a bunch of all these like really like I'm so much you guys didn't jump on that literally no pun in ten I'm spreading to jump on that train. He gets a thing looks terrible like you think Kim Jong-un's riding a boring train No, no dude a train in a suck goes a long ways, dude

Look at all those old man with the photographers. It's just yeah, I'm just gonna say this you're out of your mind If you don't think if I was on a train. I have the biggest dick in the train You're out of your mind if you don't think if I was on a train I have the biggest dick in the train Look at those people you're out of your mind if we didn't have a dick size contest if I don't The dominate that day contest Right everyone in this room would dominate. Okay, just looking. Hey touch your day. Well, I don't you dare Oh If there's odds here me and Brian are mine 7000 here How much you do? Hey, man. Oh, speaking of myself. I'm not gonna. If there's odds here, me and Brian are minus 7,000 here.

How would you imagine that's probably good? And I've seen Brian's and I'm gonna lose that. I would like to run. I think it's just good. I got a juicy dick and I'd like to run down that aisle with my pants down. I'll just naked.

Be like, hey guys, I just like to streak. Oh, I'm the Tom Brady of that room. I'm raining MVP. Yeah, and then here we go. Tommy Lee. Man, oh man. Well, that's just a thing of that room. I'm reigning MVP. Yeah. And then here we go. Tommy Lee. Man, oh man. Well, that's just a thing on that tree.

And the first thing I thought, looking at a tree and all those little dicks sitting around their suits. All right, fellas. There's a more robust figure. Yeah, easy. I'll tell you, he fell as I know you could kill me. Check this out.

Check out this Python. Yep. And by the way, isn't it funny how if we were in North Korea, you and I right now would be doing hard labor or we'd be shot to death for this conversation? St.V. is a little dick. Well, just saying no, I'm saying it's a little to mine. I'm not saying it's a general bust character. He's not been missing any meals. No, live lobsters. It would not nor would you. So they accounts to do this thing when I really detailed crates of Bordeaux burgundy wines live lobsters Young guests are insane by young female singers dude introduce as lady conductors

This is the greatest trait of all time dude lobster in a dick sock a nice color to a nice green You know me. I love green. Yeah, that's why she is. You're wearing green right now. Ah, I always think about. I always think about. I want on. You know what I think about with Saddam Hussein same thing? Like if you were ever late, you're dead.

You're dead. Like see you have sleep. Do you have this rush hour? You're like, wow, you'd be dead. If I was Saddam, you would have died 10 years ago. Dead. Yeah, dead. Some of the mistakes Jen's made, not many. Once too many of you're Saddam Hussein, dead. If I said, um, you would have died 10 years ago. Dead. Yeah. Dead. Some of the mistakes Jen's made, not many.

Once too many of your Saddam Hussein, dad, yeah, you're not, you're not doing George, you said thumbnail, I like it. Dad. That didn't end well for Saddam though. You don't want to run a business like that. No, awful. Yeah. Good. But Putin, Putin looks like he like he's got some, he's got some filler in his cheeks. Something's going on. He thinks he has some little boat on his side. Go back to Putin. He's 70.

Look out for how old Putin is for a sec. He's also six, supposedly. He's 70 yet. Yeah. And look at that picture. Bring up a couple pictures of him. He's looking very puffy. There, that's not a good picture.

The Russians aren't the healthiest group of people. Yeah, vodka and sausage. You're gonna do it. And wait, this is great. Go back, can you go back to? He looks better than anybody. We have brother, the son, the son, the son, the son, go to Sean Penn and all those guys.

Now Sean's about 10 years younger than them. He's at rough life he's yeah no one has run it harder than shan pen yes the amount of legend the amount of smoking drinking and and coaking is on another level dude over under how many girls have the three of them fucked

ten thousand you know i think shan picked his spots oh but picked his spots oh But picked his spots being holes in the wall. Yeah, he did a lot But I don't think anybody compares to Putin and I don't know if anybody compares to Trump Trump put it down Trump or Putin put it down Yeah, yeah, they put it down. No, it's like if you don't suck them you dying well, so So I have a story about that. The, you know, remember the woman who played Lafemme Nikita?

This is from a very reliable source. Who was there? Is she Russian? Yeah, bring up Lafemme Nikita actress. Those were big movies. Yeah, right there, Pedowelsen. Bring her up for a sec. Got a, I got a real story for you about this.

Oh yeah, she's good. So when she was, yeah, when she was younger. Check out the Jogger. She was something else, right? There you go. And by the way, she's good. So when she was, yeah, when she was younger, she got the job on that. Something else, right? There you go. And by the way, she's a tall, strong, my bowler, my right fellow's back there. That's a big, strong girl.

Now, Putin was obsessed with her apparently. And in fact, Putin, this is, you're gonna love this. I don't know if I ever told you a story. And this is a story from a very famous person who was at the crown one. So Putin invites Peter Wilson, because he was a huge fan of the show and her. And she gets there with her boyfriend. Look at that right there.

She gets there with her boyfriend. Oh, yeah. Move. Guess what? The boyfriend gets, first of all, I also know from this famous guy that that guy, Putin had basically what you basically orgies, like you just be a part of him. He's Putin, he's Putin.

And he's a gangster, the big gangster on a planet. Well, apparently her boyfriend gets locked out on a balcony. Where'd that get happened to anybody? Just locked out on a balcony. And Putin takes her into some other room in the Kremlin, showing her around just charming the shit out of her. And that guy was out there for three hours until Putin had laid his groundwork and he

was like, what the fuck? And she was like, what happened? I couldn't find you. I got a lot. They locked me out on the balcony doing. They were like, yeah, he was outside somewhere. I couldn't find you because I got a lot they locked me out on the balcony doing she Yeah, he was outside somewhere on some courtyard couldn't get back in he's like excuse me. Yeah, yeah Sorry, dude to the boys and come this way We want to show you something and lock them out and then they were like oh, sorry

We didn't see you. He was like are you fucking kidding and Putin's she speak Russian. I don't know I don't know peddowelsen. I guess she's American. She's just a, you know. See how tall she is. Well then it gets awkward because the translator's gonna be like, he says he wants to. She's Australian. Oh, how tall was she? Laundry model.

Cause Putin's not a tall guy. I don't think it matters. Yeah, I don't think he cares about height. She's 5'10". Hey, Carbob. That's tall for a girl. It's tall, yeah. And Putin's 5'10?

No, no. Shorter? He's about 5'7". 5'7. That's a not a big guy. That's like Casey. Black belt and Judo. Sure. And we'll kill you.

Grand, a group called the KGB. Oh yeah. I'm heard of them. Well, it poised you with plutonium or whatever. What else you got, Jim? Let's go to this one right here in Arangatant in Australia. So this is his tree house and then he found a or he or she found a possum and just flung it. So you got to get out of my tree house. Yeah. They only caught the ass end of it but

what do you think was gonna happen? What do you think was gonna happen? Just like there you go. And ape grabbed you. And the raintains, I can't out of here man. That's what happened. Why those people so scared? You hear me in the back and like, awesome. Is that what happens to me if you find me in your bed?

Yeah. Yeah, get chucked. Yeah, dude. So wait, just like that. Just like that. If I'm like, I can explain. And you just just, I get possum. I want to grab the ring thing, or the positive, the ring thing grab the possum is two feet.

And we're like, see that hands like this. Oh, there's a huge hands like that. Boom. What else is going on? Can I see that again? Cause I want to see him throw it. I wish they caught the beginning of it here. A few of them going up and be like,

hey, let me talk to you. Yeah. Oh, that's all we got. Where's it at? I'm like, hey, let me talk to you. Yeah. Oh, that's all we got. Where's it at? It's an Australian. I'm guessing it's an Australian zoo.

That is fucked up. Oh, he's fucked up. The possum's squirreling. Ah! A possum's spiraling at a distance. That doesn't look like a possum though, because it has a thick tail. Maybe it's an Australian possum.

Oh, they get the big, but she tail. Oh, but she tail big good bushy tail Perth to get out a the fuck out of here All right, so look like a lemur. Yeah Either way things dead So there's a oh hold on what's up before this one? That's australian possums. So they're cute. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that.

You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that. You couldn't know that.

You couldn't know that. Yeah, that one's not gonna ever get. Yeah, that one's not gonna ever get. Oh, that their noses are delicious. Look at their little snouts. They got little snouts. They got little snouts. They got little snouts. They got little snouts. Wet snouts. Possums and general wet.

Yeah, they are. I like, I enjoy it, Possum. I think they're cool. Thank you. So there's been a manhunt for this guy for a while now, Danilo Cabacante. Yeah, they caught him in a manhunt and they used actual airplanes with thermal detectors

of heat and all that stuff to catch him. Why did they take 40 days? And those guys look like special forces guys. He seems like he's really good at it. Just they said he's really good at it, like hiding, like skipping. You know why he's in prison for life, huh? He killed his girlfriend.

Two murders. Oh, is it a kill? So they were related to it in a way, because he killed someone in Brazil, right? That his mom says was trying to kill him. That's so it was justified. That's what his mom's saying. And his girlfriend was arguing with him

about after she found out that she killed someone in Brazil And then he killed her in front of the kids. Yeah, he killed her in front of the kids Yeah, or the kids were there stats on 14 times in front of the kids It's a bummer is when I filled up It looks like they got some of the old Delta boys or someone else guys They had a bunch of people. Yeah, but those guys they had a party on his face with their boots Yeah, they're probably like K-B party on his face with their boots. Yeah. They're probably like, K-Bitch, we've been out in the four to 14 days.

Those guys are serious, my car. We're gonna get ours. And this is how we escaped. I don't know if you've seen this video yet. Oh, it's some parkour shit here. Yeah. So his buddy's on the look out look. He's like, just watch, look at his friend.

His friend with the homes out there. Mm-hmm. Look at him go. You know, they said crab walked up He's just really good at escaping He's just good And he had broken in multiple houses got stuff. He's got a truck. He found a truck He would win a game. Take that right now. Yeah, man

Fourteen days on the lay-em you know, hard that is. Oh get you No fine, but he was only like a mile and a half away, that's what's important. That's why he must be super good at this. I think about something else. I think about the fact that we live in a surveillance state where they can find you anywhere, like they can, they have facial recognition technology. And so what was happening was any camera was sending a message somewhere, because like, they were like, they have access to every one of these cameras.

You're always on camera. And I think to myself, damn, you're not getting away with anything. No, you got away with it 14 days, Brian. Yeah, but they caught him. They kept catching him on security cameras though. They kept catching him on ring cameras, but he kept breaking the whole thing's camera.

Oh, he's getting blind. Yeah, getting supplies. Yeah, the ring camera's not like c.a. camera's dude well still rain and he's a mile away 14 years oh my god yes dude he was chilling he didn't really go for it

they should use him for finding other people you know what I mean yeah but like what I can do to get away like how are you able to go on detected for these days with hundreds of people searching for it and the best of neighborhood looking for. I think I think they mobilized a team of guys like that looks like they look like professional soldiers. Yeah, I don't

like cops. Who's? What gave that away? The Camo? yeah, and they equipment tactical teams from Pennsylvania state police FBI and water patrol yeah Taxo units. I think how many people they used to catch him hey click on how did they find them like what gave him away I know people like several people saw him cuz he broke in their homes. Yeah one guy shot at him But he didn't have a bullet on him like he didn't get hit He's so he stole that guy so he broke into my apartment stole that guy's gun and then so they told him One guy shot at him, but he didn't have a bullet on him. Like he didn't get hit. So he broke into an apartment, stole that guy's gun, and then so they told him,

yeah, there's someone here, alerted the authorities, then they had an airplane and people come out, and they still couldn't find him. So the next morning, they did it again in this general area, and then the airplane with that thermal, whatever, to detect her, was able to get him, and then the ground truth was. Tactical unit dog, ultimate pin them.

Yeah, so it wasn't even the dudes. They knew where he was and the dog is the one I actually got him. Wow, that's why he's all black. Yeah, the dog. He's having a hard time. That dog is a hero. He's not having a good time. And then he didn't fight back or anything.

He's like, yeah. But for him, it's like, you got two life sentences. Like, yeah, dude, do your thing. He's okay. I mean, he's standing in jail the rest of your life. Yeah, I don't know. Alrighty, I had one here, give me a sec. Oh, here's a quick one.

So this is Tracy Cortez, UFC fighter. She went on a UFC live and I guess someone did what they did to Kat when we did that game. Oh, what game? Remember that game where where I was on screen and the cow was on screen? Oh my God! How am I gonna out of here?

Cow! Some do just flash this big cock, I guess. Oh, I thought you were saying they put a filter on or something. You're saying something. I know that I did just showed his big winner. She was on live, you know, like I can lie. Oh, I would roulette. We did the roulette.

We never let that catch. We never let roulette. We did the roulette. Yeah, but same thing. We did chat roulette with Kat and there was a bunch of cops. A bunch of dogs. Yeah. And that started Kat's only fan's grief. That was her. That was her.

Look at these guys who are like, look at my dick. Like, come on, dude. Yeah, but here's my thing. They do it. Has it ever worked? We're like, oh my god, that looks tasty. There must be some like super horny chicks out there. Crazy chicks.

The numbers aren't good. Yeah, I can't be good odds. One out of 10,000. That's a fan book. Weird hour. I mean, this freaks out there, girls out there freaks. Who knows? All right, so this is the last one I have.

This is a GOP rep, Lauren Bober. She got kicked out of a beetle juice musical with a stranger. I think she recently got divorced or is going through a divorce with her husband. So she was with a stranger, but check her out. She looks, I mean. She's the heavies. She was apparently, she was the government heavies. I mean, they looking same. She was apparently vaping and making a ton of noise.

That's why they had to kick her out. She sounds like a good time. And you'll see her here. And then she argued with security, but watch check her out Check out these sweater puppies. You're coming up right now. Check out these white house hitters when they come through. Oh boy. Boom There's more But what was the problem? She was vaping in a musical of making too much noise You know music was not supposed to choose vaping or giant for distraction, Brian. I mean, she looks hot.

I had no idea she was this hot. Yeah, I mean, neither. And she's from, I think she's a, she's a Congresswoman in Denver or Colorado. She's got, yeah, this is nine years. That's my old stomping ground. Shout to Ron Zipolo, Kathy Saban. She's got, she's just dancing with her, the partner.

But, I'm not identified, dude. Is that her husband or? No, it's unidentified. So obviously, some of she's seeing her dating. No, it's unidentified so obviously someone she's seeing her date No, that's the guy going to get his weener out but he was too big to she's She's a cutie. You don't just eat. She's a cutie pie. Yeah, man. Yep man. No privacy though. I Think she's cute. I mean no everybody's buddy. Yeah Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, she's hot. That's okay. I'm not the only one. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

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I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. She's hard-core concern. Oh, wow. It's gonna happen. Hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard Gender is a spectrum runner and Darnbo, what about this? In your pathetic though, your pathetic. Because no, we won't spend more money. She's in the Freedom Caucus. She's like, no, we won't spend more money. Say caucus again for me. Caucus, dude.

Freedom Caucus. I'm about to bust. Your caucus is huge. This caucus is out of control. You got a dong on you. Is that it, Chin? That's it. I fell, ladies and ladies. We did it again. I'm in Spokane next. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Spokane,

Comic Club is next. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, September 21st, 23rd. They mean be our Skank Fest, September 29th, 8 p.m. We have a live, finally, kid with me in the Skank Fest crew and Brian. And that's September 29th in 30th. We're doing stand-up all around the Skank Fest festival. And then I will October 13th and 14th, we're doing stand up all around the Skaint Fest festival. And then I'm in Iowa October 13th and 14th, one show Friday, one show Saturday Niagara Falls. That's Friday, Saturday, Chicago, Friday, Saturday, only. Those tickets are available right now at thickboy.com, but spoken Washington, come get your sum.

Funny, boom. This Friday, this Saturday, come get some Omaha, Nebraska. I'll see you there. Brian Calon.com, Comedy Zone, Greenboro, North Carolina, Friday, Saturday, October 6 and 7. I'll see you then. Alright, kids. Love you. Be nice to each other.