The Fighter & The Kid - Heavies recognize Heavies | TFATK Ep. 1110

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk Bryan's memorable trip to Charleston, South Carolina and doing a show with Shane Gillis, Dricus Du Plessis vs Khamzat Chimaev predictions, the multiple Sydney Sweeney news stories, Bryan becoming a southern preacher to protect Brendan and much more!Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did. Because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Just talking about life, just talking about the old South. Brent and I just got back from Charleston. That's South Carolina?

That's South Carolina. One of the most charming cities I've ever seen. If you go to the. Bring that up for me, Jen. Yeah, go to the. Go to the. You do this after every city. I could live there, could you?

This is the historical district. It's amazing what free labor, labor will build. You know what I'm saying? Labor, I said labor. Free labor, you know, when, when that city was built by, well, inequality built that city, but let me tell you something. It's a beautiful fucking city.

And, great restaurants, small town restaurants, small town vibe. Forget it. You got to see it. That bridge is too big for a small town vibe. That's so that bridge goes to a place that I went called, I think Mount pleasant where Danny McBride shoots righteous gemstones. And he lives in South Carolina. He sure does.

And he lives in Charleston as do a lot of actors. Oh, uh, I think Chris, Chris, yeah. You're talking about celebrities you don't know, but Chris, Chris Wideman moved down there. Kristen Florian. Really? Yeah. I mean, I get it.

It's just not, I don't know if they're in Charleston, but it is an amazing town. I kept saying Charlotte, but Charleston. Yeah. You don't want to live in Charlotte. No, I don't. You've been to Charlotte, right? I have. I shot a movie in Charlotte. You don't live in but it's Charleston. Yeah, you don't want to live in Charlotte. No, I don't. You've been to Charlotte, right? I have, I shot a movie in Charlotte.

You don't want to live in Charlotte. There's no comparison. Charleston, bring up the streets, man, the historic district and the streets. Went to the old slave mart. Slave mart? The slave mart. Did you get anything?

We bought and sold human beings. When you want to see the brutality. Did you buy anything at the gift shop? I did not. I stood where slaves were sold. Very underwhelming by the way, because it's a, you walk in. It's just a room.

It's just a room. Wait, the slaves were sold in that room? Yes. No, I'm not buying that. That slave broker, sir, who never really cared much about the family. They would just break you up. Your nine year old makes a good price. You know, this, your nine year old gets,

it makes a good price. You know, if there's back in the slave days, you ain't going for much, Bubba. Me? No. What do you mean? Even in your prime, you're not going for much. What?

No. First of all, in my prime, I was cute, so I'd be a good vassal, presenter. No, no, you're too small. They need a good field worker? It's always about- You're going, you're too small. They need a, they need a good field worker. It's always about you're going, you're going for a very high. I'm going first round. Yeah. I'm going first round. You're going for top five pick top five.

Top five pick. Yeah. It depends where we're at, but yeah. South Carolina jeans. Well, the awful thing about you're on the bottom half. Yeah. And you know, the big thing is just your genetics, right? You're smaller. So they're not going to mate. Now hold on. No, just say what it is. The way this is going. You're smaller, so they're not going to mate with you. Now hold on. No, just say what it is. I don't like the way this is going.

You're smaller, so you're going late in the draft. And then also teeth, teeth were a big thing. What about my teeth, bro? Your bottom teeth. No. See, they're going to overlook my crooked teeth because I'm so big. But you, they're going to go small and bad teeth.

Well, what they, the brutality. Undrafted free slavery. The brutality of slavery, by the way, had been, was everywhere all over the world, a fact of life, but with the slavery, with the slave trade in, so one of the things I read about was that they would, they would coach the slave, the person in,

the black man who was in bondage. Yes, good God, you got. Just say the slave man. So they would coach you. They would, they would clean you up. They'd give you nice clothes. They'd oil their skin. They would say, here's what you say to be polishing the car.

All that shit before you buy it. The it's just unbelievable that that, that exists. It's crazy. That's insane. That was a thing. Here's the craziest part. When George Washington was president, there

was a huge, yes. And he yes, and he freed his slaves. There was a huge movement among the founding fathers because they just couldn't justify it to make slavery, to abolish slavery. Okay. And there was a bill passed by Congress or it was introduced by Congress. And it looked like it was going to pass.

Now, forgive me if you're a historian, so I'm getting at this wrong, but Oh, do you, you're fine. Yeah. Do you know what? Yeah. Do you know what, what invention stopped slavery from being illegal where they were like, you got to keep it legal.

Do you know what invention? It's crazy. Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin, the cotton gin. Cause I know they were worried about labor, because all the slaves did all the labor, so they're like, hold on, if you free all of them, who the fuck's going to make all this? Well, it was because cotton became white gold

because they could sell it to Europe. So all of a sudden, Eli Whitney comes up with the cotton gin. Well, that little invention by that little nerd allowed you to wash cotton 50 times faster than a human being So you don't need all the labor So now all the southern plantation owners, everybody was like, hold on, hold on, hold on Our whole economy I mean, it built Charleston, it built these

Because that's what they were worried about was the labor They're like, who the fuck is going to do all this? And in Charleston, for example, slaves from Africa, black people from Africa who had been imported as slaves, outnumbered white people. So they had all this free labor. And this is the case in a lot of the South. So all of a sudden, this guy invents a cotton gin, and they're like, ah, not so fast.

And for another, I think, 100 years, slavery was illegal. Oh, I figured that would make it illegal, because then the slave owners were like, no, we have this machine. We don't need as many slaves. No, you needed because you wanted to, you wanted to be able to have slaves in the field to pick this cotton. Oh, you still need to pick.

You still need to pick it. Oh, I thought you were saying this replaced even that. No. So it sped up the freedom. This washed the cotton. So it de-seeded the cotton. You know, it's crazy. You're like, what in the fuck, man?

And, and that's the, those are the little things about history where you're like some dude trying to make things more efficient and all of a sudden it's like, hey bro, you enslaved people for another 100 years and kept them in history. He's like, ah man. Yeah, it supported the entire economy. And it did, it did finance the,

every time you're in beautiful cities like that and you're looking at these historical structures. I performed the Queen Street playhouse, really old playhouse, beautiful playhouse. Definitely some racist ghosts in there. The ghosts use the N word. The ghosts use the N word. That's how old that place is. Cobbled streets, all that shit.

Beautiful structures. You're like, damn, but this was built in 1833. And if you were black back then, you ain't walking this, you're somebody's property. Were you depressed when you left that museum? I, I, I wasn't necessarily depressed, but I, I took a minute. I took a minute to, to, to feel how lucky I am. Or all of us are, all of us that we don't have to.

All right. Take it easy. You know, yeah, anyway, nice, nice, nice playhouse. Did they have a merch store? They did not have a merch store. I'm glad you asked. There's nothing? I did not see any merch.

That'd be a ballsy move. It would be a ballsy move. The African American Museum where I went, I went there, yep, I was like, let me just say that. Oh, you had nothing to do. Well, here's the thing. Hey, hey, hold on. You had nothing to do. Brennan, please. thing. Hey, hold on. You had nothing to do.

Brennan, please. Yeah. The thing about the African-American museum also, and museums in general is, I'm just, it's a tough one. Well, you don't have the attention span. I don't. And does anybody, but does anybody really? I know you might learn some things, but- Not really. After about 30 minutes, like, Jesus, I got it. And they could have called it struggle, you know, and then triumph, you know.

But you could see it. It was what it was. Was what it was. Do you have good food? But I had to keep a sad face on the whole time, a stern face. You can't be smiling as a white guy. There's no jokes.

No, no, no, you can't be like, hey, you gotta be. You and your buddies ain't messing around. You gotta be somber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't be the guy like, those white guys are a little too much fun in them. Right, and when they're alone, just the lone white guy in his 50s.

They should have a safe room. They do have quiet rooms. Oh, they do? That's where you wanna go. They have quiet rooms of reflection. Yeah, yeah. So that would be a little, a lot of liberals, you would imagine white liberals would go in there

and cry in a corner. Yeah, I get it. Or maybe meditate. And try and rip their skin off. That kind of stuff, that kind of stuff. Did you have good food down there though? Cause in the South is where I've had the best food. Luxy, Mississippi, best food, meal I've ever had.

Yes sir. Yeah. Yes I did. Not the healthiest though. No, we'll fry it up, we'll butter it up. The biscuits, the cornbread sir? Biscuits and gravy, they do a proper biscuits and gravy. They'll cook the cornbread and the skillet with some butter.

Knock your dick into the dirt. Fuck your diet if you're in the south. Fuck your diet. I'm gonna go to New Orleans before Halloween and go on a haunted tour down there with wifey. Bro, forget your diet. Now, like Nashville, but even more, Charleston, for whatever reason.

And I'm going to, I'm going to come up with a ratio and you're going to, you're going to go, ah, he's doing this for the podcast. Okay. Six to one, six to one white college girls to every other human being six to one bachelorette parties, white college. Is this your analytics or is this, you saw, you read this? I'm telling you right now. Bring up what's the girl to guy ratio in Charleston.

I went, I went, look man, I'm just a man. Can you explain to me what the fuck is going on here? He goes, dude. And they're all pretty southern bells that know how to cook and shit? That is correct, sir. Wow. No, that is correct.

If you're in your 20s and 30s. Move there. And you're a single guy, you're out of your mind if you don't move there, cause your wife is correct. If you're in your 20s and 30s, move there. And you're a single guy, you're out of your mind if you don't move there, cause your wife is there. Okay, well it's 48% male, 50% female. Yeah, so that's adorable because the thing about that is that's who lives there. Now.

So for, indicates that for every 100 females, there are approximately 94 males. Except for all the girls go there for their girls weekends. I don't know what it is. Like Bachelorette parties? It's, you know how Nashville's that way? This, you can double it here. Nashville's annoying with that stuff.

Yeah, and it's even crazier here. Now, did any of them come to old Rinks show at the- Not your demo. Not my demo, not my demo for whatever reason. They don't, I can't believe I'm not a heartthrob among that pod. But you can't even look at them when you're my age, right? They walk by, you, they're gonna look at,

they're gonna look at, you know, they got some hungry eyes. I want no problems. On the big man. I want no problems. Well, no, of course you don't. No problems. But you're in the danger zone, you understand?

Yeah. Because you're, you know what I call Charleston? Highway to the danger zone. For you. Yeah, I have a good voice. And when you go down the street, what's going to happen is they're going to go, Hey, daddy, Hey dad, Hey, big daddy. Hey daddy with the, with the gold hair.

What team do you play for? And what's with your tattoos and those big arms? Proper breeding genetics. C'est un problème. Oh, yeah. C you. Oh problem. That's why I don't go there, dude I stay out of it. I'm like a recovering alcoholic Just keep your tits and ass out away from me, man You keep your head down the gym I go to all dudes keep your head down, bro All cock and you don't drink anymore. Nothing. It's all good drugs. No drinking notes there now cuz I'm a Tasmanian devil Brian. Well, well well you're only one man, as I say.

And when, when the entire Persian army is coming for you and you're trying to guard the hot gates. Well, I'm a Persian army with tits. If it was just the Persian army with tits trying to invade my life. Well, when you got, when they're also wearing those shorts that belong only in the bedroom, but somehow it's become acceptable to have the bottom lobe of your ass.

And they're all, I'm not mad at it, but Hey, I had a little respect mad. What are you trying to do? No, it's an outrage. It's, you know, it's like that movie flight Denzel Washington. I'm in the hotel room and you got a bar there. Yeah. I go in Charleston. You got tits everywhere. We all know I'm trying to walk a straight line and oh and by the way Let the Sun go down and let the drink start flowing because if you don't think there's a drinking and drugging I'm a werewolf. I'm a werewolf. I'm a Charleston werewolf. I mean they I'm a South Carolina werewolf. They ain't nothing but apples. Oh, and you don't see gang cocks? Well, your boy's heavy here on the cock.

I mean, all you're doing is walking down the street, might have a collared shirt on. You know what I mean? You might have a collared shirt on. You might have a nice pair of slacks. You might just be wearing a thin t-shirt that's rather expensive. Maybe something made of see-through cotton with some khakis.

And what happens is, I don't even put myself in that situation. They go, that guy's six four. He's got cauliflower ears. He looks dangerous. And then somebody goes, I'll run a shop and I take a picture and you're in a bar. And they go, who's that? And that leads to who's that? We know what that leads to.

It leads to you going home. At least you going home alone. At least you getting in a car and going, have a good night everybody. Yeah, I'm not. I'm sober man right now. It's depressing. Yeah, you don't want. Okay.

I'm a family man. I got a 6 a.m flight and I'll see you later. And thank you for your attention. You're waiting on the road for that reason now. Thank you. I can't handle it, buddy. Thank you for the attention. I'm a 6 a.m. flight and I'll see you later. And thank you for your attention. You're waiting on the road for that reason now. Thank you. I can't handle it, buddy. Thank you for the attention. I'm a disciplined dude,

but can I take some wood, man, as you said. As I say, if the wind blows hard and strong enough, even the strongest levee will break after a while. This levee's tough. Very strong levee. This levee's never been tough enough. Levee's been reinforced. Oh yeah.

Levee been reinforced by the pillars of sobriety. But understand. Fat ass hit that levy. Understand that we all, we all flawed human beings. And the good Lord looks down on us, but the devil's always, always prowling like a lion on the outskirts.

That devil knows my. Tighten that circle on us. My devil knows that Achilles heel. Mm-hmm. A southern ass. We in water right now, and that great white just keeps on tightening that circle up.

And by great white, you mean... I mean... Juicy ass. I mean that bachelorette party, but we know the Lord is looking down on us. Dude, a bachelorette party and some peach cowboy? Oh, mercy. Mercy me.

Now, I'm gonna walk a straight line. some red party and some peach cobwebs. Oh, mercy, mercy me. Now, I'm gonna walk a straight line. A drink you say? Nah. Cocaine in the bathroom with a girl? Nah. Two of you guys at the same time? Nah. Three of you? I got to call my friend Brian. Kicking me on a straight line.

I got a plane to catch in six hours. I'm going to the airport right fucking now. I'm going to the airport right now. I'm Jones in daddy. I'm Jones in daddy. I'm itching. Why you grabbing my arms and feeling my muscles? Of course I smell like possibility.

It's that cologne I'm wearing. But I know the Lord is looking on me and I know that lime, that lime, that devil. Like a roaring lime. I just jump in the water, I've been on the lake every weekend now. Just in your ear, just dip your toe, wet your beak. The devil suck his fangs into me for a lot of years now.

The devil is a hard thing to resist. But you love your family. I love my family. He said, I love my family. Get away from me, you're tightening your noose on me. Yeah, that's right. Old bribe be there to help you out. Old preacher preacher.

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Now hold it. I'm going to make a, and I want to hear what you have to say. Go ahead. Love jet skis. Your kids love jet skis, but they'll get boring after a while. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. That's what I'm saying. Now, when you're young, I say 45 because Ty guys, let tiger

drive and jump into the waves. He loved it. Yeah. But then after 45, the guy goes, dude, I was just coming out and goof off whenever you're ready. I'm ready. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Yeah. 45 minutes is an eon. Dude, and my neck is sore. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you can fall off those. It gets a little too fast.

They're fast. I was on one that was really fast. These ones were supercharged. They were. They'll go. They go 80 miles an hour. Well, that's fast. That's downright dangerous.

Me and T, I get to you, because it was eight in the morning, so there's no one on the lake. So I went, T, watch how fast. I just want you to experience this so you know when you drive. And we got up to 55, and you're like, oh, buddy. Yeah. This 25 more miles an hour, we're having, you're cruising.

Yeah. Yeah. And if you fall off there, you get knocked out, or maybe dead. 80 miles an hour on the water, that tension surface, that tension surface is not. You're right though, about 45 minutes, right? Cool. Check. That's all I need.

That's all I need. Well, it's also tiring. If it's the first time, like it's a little bit like boom, boom, boom, boom. You know? Isn't too bad. Yeah. But you got a kid. In the ocean, it's worse, but yeah.

The ocean. I've done it in the ocean. Me too. That those waves are just too big. Ocean on 30 minutes. Yeah, they're too big, boom, you know. It's not too bad. Yeah, but you got a kid. In the ocean it's worse, but yeah. The ocean, I've done it in the ocean. Me too. That those waves are just too big. Ocean on 30 minutes. Yeah, they're too big. Ocean, check please. Yeah, I did it 15 in the Mediterranean.

Check please. Check please. No, no. Yeah, that's when it's exhausting, when you're constantly fighting on that shit. Yeah, can't do it. Yeah, check please. I'm just not good at it, I don't know how to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, check please. So there it is. I'd like to know what's going on in the world. I'd like to know, I'd like to, I'd like to, what's going on in the world. I'd like to know, I'd like to, I'd like to people to start tuning in because this might just be before, you know, this might be the news, you know,

we're flirting with the idea of seeing what our take is. We haven't seen each other since Wednesday. I feel like there's a lot in the news. Your boy Neil Magnean won. Did you see that fight? I saw him. Fought very well. Fought very well. Yeah. Fought very well.

Who is that guy he fought? No clue. Okay. But good for Neil. Been fighting for a minute and he looked really good Who is that guy he fought? No clue. Okay. But good for Neil. Been fighting for a minute and he looked really good. Was that 85 or 70? 70. Look, he looked, they look big.

No skinny, but he's all in, he's 38. 38, dude. Still doing it. I remember when he first started, dude, he's four wins away from having the most wins ever in UFC history. Is that true? He's four wins behind Jim Miller. Is that true?

Yeah, man. I just told you that. What a career. What a career. Is that true? Yeah, man. I just told you that. What a career. What a career. He's tied with cowboy, I think. Wow. Andre Olavsky cowboy.

That's insane. Neil Magni, dude. And when he was on the ultimate fighter, I'd never imagined this. Never. Yeah. You knew him pretty well, right? You.

Yeah. It was one of his coaches. Wow. He trained with us. He's a great guy. You were one of his coaches. Was that when I met you? Was that when I met you? Yeah.

Was that when I met you? Really? That was the first time? Yep. Wow, dude. He's been fighting forever. He was just starting when I was like in the prime of my career.

Damn. Great guy though. Yeah. Is he Kenyan? Haitian. Haitian sensation. He's from Chicago, Brian. No, but he's Haitian. Yeah, but he's American, right?

He's from Chicago. He was in the military. Okay. That's what it is. And Dominican. Born in Brooklyn, then moved to Chicago. BA in criminal justice. Wow. Dan wrestled and played football in high school and college.

Stud. Army veteran. Yeah. Yeah. He's a stud. Very accomplished. Yeah. Yeah, man. He's crushing it, man.

Where do you wrestle in college? Does it show? Keep going down, Jin. I've never thought of him as a wrestler. Keep going. Good Jiu-Jitsu. Jiu-Jitsu is his Achilles heel. Is it? Yeah. Keep going down, Jen. I've never thought of him as a wrestler. Keep going. Good jujitsu. Jujitsu is his Achilles heel.

Is it? Yeah. When he loses, usually jujitsu. But it's like the highest level guys that get them. Yeah. I'll just type it in. Huh. Hmm.

All right. Southern Illinois University. Wow. Two sport athlete. All right. I want to be played in football, maybe like a DB. What a mad safety. Maybe receiver.

I know he played football. Well, I'd receive him. High school and college. Thornwood high school in Southern Illinois. It doesn't say where, what. I wonder if he wrestled all four years. But again, he's like, look, you know, he's, he's been a, he's been a staple.

Yeah. I mean, you got, you're not on athletic to be in the USC for that long. And. Last on that long. It's more than being athletic. He's more of a, you know, he's so tough. Tough, tough.

Yep. Says not mentioned. Interesting. All right. Well, there it is. Where are you going to say, is that all you're saying about that fight night? Yeah.

The big fights next, not this Saturday, but the following Saturday. That's when you got DDP, Hamsat. I cannot wait. Which to me is like. I cannot wait. The greatest middleweight title fight in, I don't know how long.

Yeah. Truly, right? So good. Your money is on Hamsat. I cannot wait. The greatest middleweight title fight in I don't know how long. Yeah, truly. Right. So good. Your money is on Hamsa. I can't say that. You can't say that. No, no. DDP is so good, man.

DDP is DDP, Aaron Pico. And DDP is a thing. I think is his, just wind. He's unorthodox and all that, but he's just his wind. And he's fucking huge monster on the ground. Yeah. I'm just curious. Does Homs not come with the same game plan that's kind of gotten to the dance and try to overwhelm them and wrestle them.

Cause I think he's going to have his hands. I don't know. I, I, cause I'm such a DDP fan, but I don't know. I've heard stories, how good he is with grappling and some of the crazy shit he's done in Jiu-Jitsu, but I don't know. I've seen Hamsa, and then I've seen Hamsa in person, in camp, going against world-class wrestlers

in Jiu-Jitsu guys and fucking them up. So I don't know, is DDP at that level? Because if he's not, it's going to be a short night. I mean, but the word is he is. Well, you look at what he did to Whitaker that quickly. Who? Hamzah. Yeah, yeah, that's my point.

It's like, you know. But look what DDP did to Whitaker. I mean, they both fucked him up. DDP's a monster. Yeah. Yeah And even though Homs, I you know, I've seen him with my own eyes his cardio is very good, but DDP's Experienced championship rounds good So if you're Homs, I do you do I got you to the dance Were you overwhelmed guys trying to get them down and break their will and submit them right away?

Well, the question is and it's to be answered and I'm not saying he can't, but what happens if in those first two rounds he can't get DDP down? Then what? And then he gets tired in the third, then what Brian? And then that fourth and fifth, you have DDP the G by might I remind you the guys, my size that cut down 85. So he's every bit of two 10, two 15. Do you think he walks around at two 30, two 30, two 30. Yeah.

He's that big. Yeah. It's huge. Two 30 sucks down to 85. Yeah. Same with Alex did it. But Homsots massive. Don't get it.

Homsots sir. Homsots massive as well. Don't get it. Hamsat's, sir, Hamsat's massive as well. What do you think he's probably too... Out of camp, 210, 215. He's not as naturally big as DDP. But, and then also with Hamsat, who you... And I don't think he cares because he's just like, I'm just going to do what I do

and it's the best in the world. But if you're Hamsat, to get a guy to mimic DDP, who do you bring in? A drunk off the street? Yeah. But if you're Hamzat, to get a guy to mimic DDP, who do you bring in? A drunk off the street? Who's six, three, 230 pounds? You need some big boys. He has big boys.

Hamzat has very big boys. So the- Big boys, big wrestlers. World class wrestlers that are huge. But again, they're not DDP. He just has this method that he's the best in the world at that nobody can figure out. Oh, and he just happens, just happens to be maybe the toughest fighter we've ever seen. He's just tough as fuck.

I keep, I keep going back to what, so, so is he in his prime? Is he beats him five rounds to nothing? He beat him four rounds to nothing in the latin, in his fight with him. And then something happened in that fifth round. Um, and in my opinion, it was that D that Izzy just didn't want to, he didn't have the same hunger for being a champion, but you know, so I was watching Izzy just pick him apart literally. So that doesn't have that striking.

Yeah. I've never been, it's not that DDP striking is so effective. It's that he doesn't slow down his pace in round one to round five. And if he clips you at that size, if no, no DDP, DDP, clips you at that size, if he clips you, it's over. That's what I'm saying. So it's such a different consideration. You cannot make any mistakes and you're going to make mistakes in 25 minutes. You're going to make mistakes. That's what I'm saying. If you're going to get caught. If it goes third, fourth, fifth, what happens to Hamsat? Well, it ain't. And then

also if you're going to go like Hamsat versus Gilbert Burns, obviously different weight class, but Gilbert Burns, Kamau Uspen. Got touched a lot. Was in a war. You know what DDP would do to those two gentlemen? Now I got all the respect in the world for them. Oh, DDP bigger man. Those things don't get out of the first round. It's not even a competition. That's you believe that. I think so too.

Yes. He's just too big. He's that good. He's that he's also not just about size. He's also so talented. Yeah. It's just not, he's not technical. Like what you've seen with Izzy or some of these other guys, but whatever

he's fucking doing is working. Yeah. I can't wait for that fight. I couldn't call it. I don't know. I don't know. Well, we've seen comes GDP's and undernought ability to take you down and control you. Um, he did it with impunity for the first three rounds against Usman.

Now that's also Usman whose knees are shot, probably didn't have as much time to train, uh, and then Usman, another guy with unbelievable wind, you know, gave him, gave him some issues and he couldn't finish. That was a three round fight. That was a three round. So some think if that went four or five, we're seeing a different tune. Was that a three round fight or was that a five round fight? Look that up. Thought that was a five round fight. It was a three round. So something, if that went four or five, we're seeing a different tune. Was that three round fight or was that a five round fight? Look that up.

Thought that was a five round fight. Sorry. I was on, uh, which one? Um, is that three or five? Cause these are guilt. It was three. It was three. Remember Kamara was going to win most likely if it was a five round fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's just so many questions. So many questions. Yeah. Anyone just throws it on him. There's even no, there wouldn't be a rematch if he does that. Yeah. Cause I think this fight's gonna be so good and so entertaining, you're gonna get a trilogy out of them.

You're gonna get like the Max Holloway, Volkanovski, Frankie Edgar, BJ Pitt. Like you're gonna get a fucking DC, John Jones, Gus Vin Jones. You're gonna get that kind of rivalry going. That I think is gonna be a good fight. I think H Hobbs might have a little success and then maybe DP, right? But you're going to want to see that more than once. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I'm hoping for. And boy do we need it. We do. Right. We do. It's such a good fight. Aaron Pico is fighting Lerone Murphy.

Yep. Can you give me some color on that? He was, so that's a, uh, not a late replacement kind of, you know, three week notice. Yeah. Supposed to fight Eva love. Look at that. Look at this.

Ever love Eva love. Yeah. I'm sorry. Eva love, which was a tough fucking fight for Aaron Pico. Yeah. But this is also a very tough fight. Oh, don't get a twist. It's kids.

Kids bought some motherfuckers. You've never seen Murphy fight. Oh, don't get a twist. Kids fought some motherfuckers. You've never seen Murphy fight? Oh, he's a bad motherfucker. Yeah. Can I see a picture of him? Because I think I have. Yeah. I think I saw that Josh on the fight.

He's a bad motherfucker. That's... Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. Yeah, that kid is no joke. No fucking joke. But that's where RMP goes at, you know? Yeah.

What's Murphy's ranking? I don't know's what's like kidding? He's a ranking. I Don't know if he's taught 15, but let me check. He must be though but Aaron pico's a newcomer here to the UFC Is it 45 right That I'm not even actually sure here it is. Yeah Yes, so he's top six. Yeah.

Yeah. Murphy is undefeated for God's sake guys. What's going on here? But that's a, that's the 45. I can't be y'all. Yael. I can't believe Rodriguez gets down. Yeah.

Yeah. Your Rodriguez gets down to 45. I cannot believe that he's so big. Makes no sense. He's tall. You seen him in person, bro? Yeah. Oh, he's tall. Broad back. Yeah. Tall, but then. But yeah, yeah. But we're two weekends away from that. You have to see,

that's nothing popping right now. Right. All right. What do you got, Jen? All right. This is going to be pretty, uh, Sydney Sweeney heavy. Nice. Well, actually let's start with this one. Then we'll get to Sydney Sweeney. So apparently these are a bunch of quotes from podcasters, comedians that, uh, were influenced to move to Texas by Joe Rogan. But then said that they didn't like the move.

Who's on the list? Here we go. You're the first one, by the way. None of Joe Rogan's friends who have moved to Texas seem to be liking it very much. And then it says Brendan Schaub. I miss my community. I miss my routine who added that Austin is no LA instead of his move from California, Texas,

earlier this month. That was week one of me moving here. Literally the first podcast. Texas. Well, hold on before we get to Shane and Tim, I've seen these quotes. These are them being silly. Yeah.

These are these guys being silly. Also, Shane and Tim both single. Yeah. You know, so it's a big difference. Big difference. Yeah, and by the way, they are comedians and that's kind of. Tim?

Yeah, I mean. Tim goes off on LA, New York. It's a solo city that should be burned to the ground and everyone that lives here should be summarily executed. Yes, he's the best. It is not the live musical capital world. It's three heronics busking in with guitars. There is zero talent here in any capacity.

There's three restaurants that are good and I've been to all of them twice. Twice. Oh, God. Yeah, Tim's being silly. Yep. For them to create a fucking headline. Now that's stupid. Also could have put underneath and a little parentheses. This is also Brendan's first week of moving, leaving LA to Texas. I love it here. Hilarious. Absolutely love it. Fucking Joe's looking very thick. Joe's Jacked. He's gotta calm down.

Too jacked. I mean, Jesus. That is just like. That's a very tight shot. Starting to look like who's that? Who's the professional wrestler Filipino guy who was in Guardians of the Galaxy? Oh, Batista?

Yeah. He's 6'6". No, I know. I know, but he's looking a little bit like Batista. A miniature version of that? Yeah. Yeah, he's six six. No, I know I know he's looking a little bit like a miniature virgin. Yeah Yeah, he's jacked there. I mean come on Just trapped out of his mind. Oh You know what? Okay, let's just do the Sydney Sweeney stuff first and then Sydney Sweeney

Hold on a sec. I was on stage at that choke. I was like, I go reading about Gaza, people in Gaza. And then you got Ukraine and these kids in the Congo are mining precious minerals. And it's just like the suffering. And then all of them had to deal with that offensive Sydney Sweeney hat. Yeah. It's like, and she, she got, they went in before you

tell me they, they, in before you tell me, they, somebody violated her privacy because you're voting. Oh, they found out she voted Republican. She was registered Republican. Oh no. Yeah, and now they're like, oh my God. Dude, it's just going to make her so much more money.

Yeah, and by the way, American Eagle very smartly doubled down. They were like, we're proud to be in business with her. It's like, you guys are reading into a commercial. You're just reading into a commercial to put yourself on a fucking pedestal so you can look down on things. Let's take a little break. This podcast is brought to you by Progressive. I love Progressive. You chose to hit play on this podcast today. Smart choice, Brian. Yep. Progressive loves to help people make smart choices. That's why they offer a tool called AutoCode Explorer that allows you to

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Yeah. You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans. That's what I wouldn't have known, but I'm glad you told me that. If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic. Okay, thank you very much. He's got a great sense of humor.

You can say whatever you want with a guy. He's like, I only like her if she's registered Republican. What's funny is they are looking for anything to hate him for, and they just choose any little thing. And so what happens is it just loses all its power. It's like using the term Nazi. It's like, oh, well, that has no power. But what the left doesn't realize, because they're so stupid, is that you should

criticize your president, but pick your battles. Find the things that are worth criticizing for that move the country forward. If you're choosing every little detail, it's just going to be a boy cried wolf. But also them, and then them attacking Sidney Sweeney, it's like, this is why you guys are going to lose in 2026. You're reading into shit that isn't even there. This is why you guys are going to lose in 2026. You're reading into shit.

This is why you guys are going to lose. Like your focus is on that. And then you demonize, you know, Sydney Sweeney, which she's just born with great tits and the company wants to work with her. So by you doing this and focusing all your energy on this, everyone else goes, oh, those people are crazy. And you're going to get no votes. And not only that, she's 28. And people should realize also, she's actually one of the few girls in Hollywood that really hasn't had a lot of work done or any work done.

Like, everything's natural. No, that's real. You know, it's like, how about a little something for a gal who just happens to be natural, does the right thing, good actress, a little something for that? Oh, but now you hate her because you find out she votes Republican, which, A, it shouldn't have been released in the first part. a gal who just happens to be natural, does the right thing, good actress, a little something for that. Oh, but now you hate her because you find out she votes Republican, which, A, it shouldn't have been released in the first part.

Right, that's her right. Because she's not on your team. She's never been political. No. Has she been political once? No. No, all she's given you is a fucking great performance and great tits to look at. But let me go that-

And you want to hate on her. Let me go a step further. Any of these people criticizing her? Not one of them's pretty, ever. That's for sure. But they don't have a lot, most of these people don't have a lot going for them. But let's just say you have, let's say you can be somebody who's like, you know, I just, to me it's not a good taste.

I can see how people say genes and you know, where there's a thing about that. All right, I can get it. I don't. I can't see that. But that's fine, but I'm just saying there are people who could be reasonable, who just feel a little uncomfortable based on history, okay fine. Yeah, we're called gays, Brian. Now, I don't know how much she made for that.

20 million, she got underpaid. Okay, so let me ask you this. Because her stock went up a billion. So if I walked up to any of those people and said, I'll give you $20 million. To get your tits out to do this ad This exact that how many of them would do it all of all of them all of them look like fucking Warlocks so no one's gonna offer them money for their face. Well, that's the thing about genetics genetics are not equal

No, they're not equal. It's not up to anybody. You know, my dick is way bigger than yours That's not fair, but it's just genetics, right? You see me complaining? You know what I mean? I'm not hating on you. It's a packing order. I'm not hating on you. Even though I'm doing a lot of jujitsu, at this point I'm going to have my hands full.

It's going to take you at least two minutes to finish me. Yes. Right? Sydney Sweeney just doing the damn thing. Is this just all this makes her bigger and bigger and bigger? It just does. This makes American Eagle bigger? People are sick of it, man.

Speaking of which- Tits are back. Just as a- Cause they were gone for a while. They are. It was just asked for the longest time. And I've always said this dude, what live, words to live by.

Why have to choose? Find you a girl who can do both. Side note, just a shout out to Shane. You know what I'm saying, Shane? Yeah. It's so true. Side note- You're gonna make this bit come to screech and halt and go, what's your shout out? Wait, wait, wait. Give us your fucking shout out. No, give us your shout out. No, I'm done. I'm done now. Go ahead. What's the stupid shout out? Ass and tits are back.

Ass and tits are back. You can choose both, dude. Ass and tits are back. But also, ass and tits sell jeans, bro. Of course. Well, really just tits in this case. Probably, dude. Ass and tits are back, but also ass and tits sell jeans, bro. Of course. Well, really just tits in this case. Probably, yeah. Which you think they'd pick a girl with a way better ass to sell jeans, but it's the tits that drag you in. She's got an American white girl ass and there are a lot of American white girls.

And I got news for you, most girls want that kind of ass. They want it smaller. Oh, I disagree. I disagree. Yeah. What are you saying? I'm saying a lot of saying? Girls want it smaller? Yeah.

Surgeries and operations would beg the death. That's true, but a lot of girls like being skinny, is what I'm saying. No, no, no. They like having skinny waist with a fat ass, dude. Why is that? Depends on the culture. No, no, every culture.

No, no, there's no culture of life. No, no, no. Across the board. No, no, a lot of white girls. Across the board. No, no, no. Every girl wants an ass. Across the board.

Most girls would like to look like a supermodel. I think it is changing. I think it is a new thing where girls want ass and it's not a new thing. It's been around for 10 years. Well, 10 years. Yeah. But but overall, girls still like when they see a skinny girl come in, they're like, she looks great in clothes. There's still that thing. I don't think so. But yeah, she's she's something else.

Uh, give your shout out dude. I shout out to Shane Gillis. Oh yeah. He's good. I thought it was going to be a bad shout out. No, no, he's the best. Shout out. He's, uh, we, we did, uh, cap cities last night, Brian Callan and friends. He's the Sydney Sweeney of comedy.

Now he's so hot. Shane just jumps on stage. He's so hot right now. I had to follow him because, oh, Brian Callan and friends, Shane goes, Oh, I'll go, I'll go you jump on Yeah, I'm fine, but it was just it's he's so good. I watched him and I was like, oh boy. Oh boy Well, he's the biggest comic in the world. Yeah, he's a killer and hung out the whole time just as normal a person on the planet and and knows my

Wife's ex-husband very well the whole family very well. So small because of Philly. Yeah, very small. Pennsylvania, very small. Do you give you an insight? Well, well, her ex-husband, who by all accounts was just a great guy, like a great guy. Yeah. And and was also a D1 football player with aspirations to go to NFL. And apparently, Shane Blackfeller. No, white guy. a D1 football player with aspirations to go to the NFL. And apparently Shane. Blackfeller? No, white guy.

And apparently when I left the room, Shane was like, hey, I don't want to say anything about Callan, but her ex-husband and that whole family are freak athletes, freak athletes. I don't want to make that up. I was like, I know that. One of the youngest brother plays for the Jets. Oh, wow.

So, but it was so funny. He was like trying to save me. I'm like, hey bro, I'm aware that I'm not, you know, I'm never going to be, I'm not going to play in the NFL, but yeah, yeah. But so funny, but small world. He knows them very well. He knows the whole family very well.

Yeah, you're a cuck. Yeah, Shane's the best. Yeah, you're a cuck. Hey, you're a cuck. You're like a really nice guy. God, shut up, dude. Really sweet, sweet man. Yeah, Shane's the best. Yeah, you're a cuck. Hey, you're a cuck. You're like a really nice guy. God, shut up, dude. Really sweet, sweet man. No, Shane's the man.

Yeah. What else you got, Jen? All right, like I said, more Sydney Sweeney stuff. I'll just play this clip for you. I did not expect this request. Hey, eyes up here. Oh, Tarrantactical, baby. Yep. She's pretty damn tactical, baby. Yep.

Damn. She's pretty damn good, dude. Shoot. What? Woo-hoo-hoo. Wow. 921. Oh, my god, girl.

That's pretty good. That was really good. First time? Boom dog nass. Ready, girl? Yes. 921, you guys have both been there, right? Wow, she's got great double taps. You damn right, she's been there.

Been there many times. Yeah, Taryn's our boy. That's right by my house. Love Taryn Butler. That's so cool. Dude, and she builds fucking trucks. Wow. She builds old school shit.

Now, they might just be filming her and she doesn't know like the ins and outs, but still she's into old school trucks. So cool looking. Girls should look at this and outs, but still she's into old school trucks. So cool looking. Girls should look at this and go, oh, that's what guys like. That's yeah, man. Hey, yeah, man.

Yeah. Well, let me look at that. Yeah, I'm not mad at all. I'm not mad at that at all. The GT350 and her driving it. Yeah, you're also not mad at that ass. You're not mad at anything about that. Nothing. I'm not upset in any facet with this commercial No, you're not American muscle big juicy. Look at that. Look at that pretty face

Can shoot Yeah, American, all right So this is JD JD Vance talking about Cindy Sweeney My political advice to the Democrats is continue to tell everybody who thinks Sydney Sweeney is attractive is Nazi. That appears to be their actual strategy. I mean, it actually reveals something pretty interesting about the Dems though, which is that you have like a normal all-American beautiful girl doing like a normal jeans ad.

Right. They're trying to sell, you know, sell jeans to, to kids in America, and they have managed to so unhinged themselves over this. Yep. It's like, that's their problem. You learn nothing from the November 20 24 election. Like, I actually thought that one of the lessons they might take is, we're going to be less crazy. The lesson they have apparently taken is we're gonna attack people As Nazis thinking city beautiful great strategy guys. That's how you're gonna win the midterm

Especially young American men their course correction lasted about 30 seconds. That's right last 30. They can't help it even crazier It's just gonna make it he's gonna win 2028. He's gonna win oriented around Hostility to basic American life. So you have a pretty girl doing a jeans ad and they can't help but freak out. It reveals a lot more about them than it does us. Well, they're ugly. But then also there's not one red blood American who looks at Sydney Sweeney go, oh, racist. There's not.

There's not one normal. I don't even think the left believes it. No, I don't either. I just think that's the narrative they run run. It's just something to go after they need that They have become so professionally offended that they need A fellow fucking sweater puppy hitter. She has giant tits. She gets it. You don't think she likes it. Yeah, 100% Nancy Pelosi has some fucking it use Andrew Schultz's terminology here. She has some fucking heavies

She gets it. She's first team all heavy. Yeah, Sydney Swinney's first team all heavy probably the team captain at this point Yeah, heavies recognize heavy. Yeah, right Heavies recognize heavies and but I will say title the podcast what what matter is recognize heavy what matters- Heavies recognize heavies. What matters for all this is all noise. It's going to be the economy, jobs. You know, that's what's going to matter. But the Dems are so dumb that they could make us, they could be crazy enough. So it wouldn't matter what the economy is.

Yeah, but here's the thing. No, of course not. No, they're so screwed. But, but you don't, have we heard any of like the politicians on the left comment? They're not calling her a Nazi. It's all their rabid extreme left fans doing this on social media.

You don't really see any of that. Most of the Dems are like, yeah, those are some great heavies. But you know what? You gotta remember too. So this is why American Eagle put, Sidney Sweeney has great genes is, is and always was about the genes. too. So this is why all American ego put Sydney Sweeney has great jeans is, is, and

always was about the jeans, jeans, J E A N S her jeans, her story will continue to celebrate her heavies. Now everyone wears their age with confidence their way. Great jeans look good on everyone, especially someone with heavy. I don't see the heavies part. They're fucking heavy, dude.

Yeah. But yeah, yeah. The whole thing is better. Yeah. They're fucking heavy, dude. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah. The whole thing. I better, I better back hurts. The fucking thing about this guy. No one wants to talk about her back pain. But the thing about this that people aren't talking about also. Breast reduction?

No, there's a whole machine behind all of this fabricated outrage. So a lot of this stuff, this is, you want me to put my tin foil hat on. It's not even a tin foil hat. All these, uh, tick tock accounts and X accounts. Are they all bots? All fakes? They're not just bots. It's not just bots. They're pain provocateurs. And I got one better for you. Ready for this? That's not really a tin foil thing. That's more, I got one. This is, this is a tin foil thing, but this is in my, it better be good man. cause that one was weak. There are the, there are, so you've got the left

with all their agitators, the right all their agitators. Then you also have the right, you have the right paying quote unquote left wing crazies. To go crazy. To go crazy. Yeah, yeah. So you've got that too. So they can point and look how crazy they are. You don't want to vote for that. Yeah, they just double down on crazy. To go crazy. Yeah, yeah. So you've got that too. Just so they can point and look,

look how crazy they are. You don't want to vote for that. Yeah, they just double down on crazy. So you know how they split apart? What was it? So remember the Occupy Wall Street movement? Yeah. And it was based on the fact that it's like,

guys, you had a lot of like conservatives and liberals who were there and you had them basically saying, hey, there's the 1% they're making money, our wages haven't moved, there's all that stuff, right? And it took some serious root. So do you know how they broke that shit apart? You had people who went, can't have this,

why don't we finance a bunch of groups like LGBT, trans, for Tea Party, and they got all these radical left-wing groups to get in there there and that split the party and fractured the party. So you get this because the other guys are like, Hey, I'm not, I'm not one of these guys. Yeah.

That's what it is. It's distraction. Yeah. Is there an anti-heavy movement? No, never will be. No, our biology is stronger than anything else. Our biology is always takes precedence. It's just the way it is.

Okay. Have you seen that video on Instagram of that black girl going, this for the straight people out there. When did you realize you were straight and it cuts some young kid? Have you seen this? No. For the straight or street straight? Like, how'd you know you're a straight person? I don't know. I was jerking off to Oh, no, this kid crushes it. My boy, my boy Blake sent me this. It's so funny. The name.

Oh, here it is. All right. Take this in chin. I'll try. First of all, what's this? What is she doing? Just watch. Here we go. Yep. Hey, people. I have a question. When did you realize that you weren't gay? Like, like what moment in time that you're just like, nah. When I saw a girl with big bazongas and made my weenie stand up, how about you? I'm sure you people, I have a question.

When I saw a girl with big bazongas and made my weenie stand up, how about you? What is that person wearing? What is, why does that have to be such a strange, why does it have to be such a strange, unhinged appearance? It's like the mental illness in, again, this could be a provocateur.

I don't believe anything anymore. I think these people are paid and I know they are. I don't, I think a lot of them are mentally ill. They are, but they're also people that are paid. There's a few. Not a few, Bubba. See, I don't think the whole movement is paid. I think there's actually, I think it started that way

and then they get the crazies. There are some very, very wealthy people on both sides that have entire bot farms of people that they pay. Oh, yeah. And they're down, they just, all they do all day is come up with this shit. Oh, so this might also be, I don't know if this is going to be 100% real, but this is from libs of TikTok. This is also the Pilates class. That's why it's now.

Now take a look at our first set before we go. Anyway, then go back to Sydney. Somebody who's clearly very unhappy and you, and I'm sorry to, I'm sorry to be this way about. No, she looks like shit. It is what her hair belongs on a crazy person. If she's real. Well, with people are unhinged, you can also, like psychologists tell you, look at their hair.

Sometimes- Oh my God, she looks like the clown it. I mean- Her nose, the mouth. It's not a good situation. It's not a good- this is a person's- She's not teaching Pilates. It's probably fake.

Let me see your chin. Yeah, that's what I'm- Did you scrub this to make sure it's real? I'm skeptical of it. No, I didn't do a deep dive in this. The only plotty she's doing is next to a fucking fast food chain. Who was, if anyone from American Eagle who was involved in the creation of Sydney Sweeney's most recent advertisement booked into my Pilates class, I would give them the hardest exercise class that

I was capable of doing on the lightest possible spring load with zero breath cues. And I would make it the toughest exercise class that they'd ever experienced in their lives. Who was if. Her mouth is what kind of, Oh no, go to the clown. Go to the clown for me. It's spot on.

They have the same fucking nose, dude. And mouth and lips. Which one? Sure. It's spot on. Probably the actor that they used. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

But imagine post that video. You're like, all right. I, yeah, again, I'm not sure I buy it. I'm going to, I'm going to, yeah, I'm skeptical. Cause even her face isn't in shape. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like even her face has fat on it.

Yeah. Yeah. What else we got? Okay. Let's take a gander here. I don't know if you guys want to cover this at all. No. Okay.

Let's move on. This is Sandy Sweeney. Hold on. So she's going to the premiere of her movie. Protect her at all costs, man. That just makes you bigger. I wish we knew what that lady looks like, but I can take a gander. He's one person. Sidney. Yeah, but she looks amazing.

Yeah. She's a goddamn angel. Jen, you think she got 20 million? Cause she looks like shit. She's winning, winning. That's what winning looks like. Yeah. That's great.

That's a goddamn angel. Correct. With heavies. By the way, very. Heavies from the heavens. Mainly, by the way, nobody's mentioning very good actress very good actress Yeah, if you saw her Her movie on Apple was insanely good. Yeah, she's so good. She played a meth addict daughter

Oh my god, really? Yo, dude lake something She's she's very good. And the heavies don't come out at all in it, which is fascinating. What you realize like, I always notice how talented people, like I never pay attention to who are musicians and I'll be like, ah, whatever pop musician.

And I dismissed them. Oh no, the super talent. Then you see somebody try to sing the way they do. And you're like, oh, I, wow. You know? What else you got, Jen? Just one last one. This is not new, but this reminded me of when you always talk about Brian's neck. Yeah, the turkey neck.

So I saw this from the rock and I didn't realize his neck looked like this. He's older though, man. And when you run a bunch of gear, it shows in your neck. But this one in particular, you had some nuts. Oh yeah. That's that's that's that's the only way to show his age is your neck. It's wild. You can do some stuff with your neck, but eventually it catches up with you.

Yeah. Dirty. But that looks like severe. Well, it's a tough angle. Definitely. Yeah. You're hanging low and the lighting and all that stuff, but now you have scrotum neck.

It just, there's nothing you can do. They can nip tuck it, I think, but it's a dangerous procedure. Tough with the neck. Father time, babe. It man, woman doesn't matter. Your neck is tough to. But does it happen to everyone?

The neck, the hands. The neck, the hands. The women, their hands. Cause you lose the fat in the hands. Subcutaneous fat. And you get liver spots and shit when you're older. Yeah. You always got to fat in the hands. Subcutaneous and you get liver spots and shit when you're older. Yeah.

Yeah. You always got to look at the hands. Yeah. But the rock, there's nothing you can do about that neck, bud. He still looks great. Of course father time. That's it.

It catches up. I mean, what about that Dan Bongino? She wanted to do that one. He's talking about, yeah, that's all it is. Yeah. How old is it? He did. Um, he's on Rogan a month ago, two months ago That's it is. Yeah. How old is it? He did.

Um, he was on Rogan a month ago, two months ago. Talking about that. Yeah. I thought this was new. Okay. Probably just showed up in your feed. You sure man? Positive.

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What else you got, Jen? Diddy. This one right here. Diddy wants a new trial. I'm just a voyeur and amateur photographer. Pornographer. Pornographer. Man Act doesn't apply.

No, not photographer. Pornographer. Pornographer, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Man Act doesn't apply to me. You know what the Man Act is, right? Like, look that up, but basically the Man Act is when you, you ship somebody, you traffic somebody across state lines

for sex, prostitution, basically. It's called the White Slave Traffic Act. Yep. It's a federal law that prohibits the transmission of individuals across state lines for immoral purposes, primarily prostitution and human trafficking. And back in the day, the idea was that there was this whole thing about white slavery and these young runaway girls were

being taken by these men and shipped across state lines to whorehouses and then put made to be drugged and then all that stuff. It turned out to be more of a hoax, but they actually passed a law called the white slavery act, you know, because they're, it captured the American's imagination. They were like, no. So it's an outdated, it's actually an outdated law and very rarely sticks. And so in a way for him to be doing time for violating the man act is, is, uh,

probably something that's going to be overturned. My question to you is, time for violating the man act is probably something that's going to be overturned. My question to you is- They believe he's the only person ever convicted under this statute who did not make money off prostitution. Did not have sex with alleged prostitutes and did not arrange the prostitutes. It doesn't stand. It doesn't stand.

Yeah, I bet he had, he may be had sex with them. Well, but if you can't prove that and nobody's saying that on top of that, also he didn't arrange it. His handler probably, he probably has a middleman arrange it. I also think it's very interesting that victim three, who used to be his mistress or whatever, uh, no, his ex, the other one, victim three wants him out on bail. So his ex Gina, who in, whether she's a victim or not, I don't know, but um, she wants him out cause she says he's a changed man. That's interesting. What's behind that money or is she just, why would she say that?

Cause why would you go to bat for a dude who's been caught on camera, beating a woman? Right. Money sounds about right. Yeah. I've experienced him primarily as a father, a family man, a businessman rules that he has always driven me uphold. I find that I share my observation about his character and response to the situation. Money sounds about right. Yeah. I've experienced him primarily as a father, a family man, a businessman, rules that he's always

driven to uphold. I find that I share my observation about his character and respect for requests that the corporate media. When they say victim number three, does that mean he just dated her? Is everyone a victim that he's ever dated? That's what they'll say a lot of times.

Look, from day one, I think you and I, at least privately, were like, I just don't think this is. I think he's a piece of shit, but like, I just don't think this is. I think he's a piece of shit, but I still haven't seen anything that would require prison. Yeah. I was like, I don't think this is going to stick. And he was looking at life in prison.

Um, and I think if it was somebody else, he'd be out by now. I never sat, you know, if anything for prison, it should be the beating of Cassidy, but otherwise, yeah. Statute of limitation though. That that's out the window. I get you. But that's the only reason. Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, but that's a statute of limitations. So yeah, so we're dealing with this right now and I, it would not surprise me at all if he got out. It's out. Yeah, I agree. And, and the retrial is a smart idea because it's like, hold on. Yeah. Let's take a look at this.

Let's be fair. Yeah. What else you got, Jim? It's called objective law. Epstein victims slam government decision to move, uh, Maxwell to cushy club fed prison. I think she was moved to the same prison that Elizabeth Holmes was the, uh, that girl, the Theranos girl.

Yeah. And, uh, so, you know, it's interesting. She was in a maximum security presence. So now she's, now she's in this very cushy place. The question. Well, how do you think she got this? She must've given him some UCM. She's got some info.

Or she, or, or they're like, Hey, if they put you on trial, don't say shit and we'll give you, we'll put you in the cushy place. So it's either she gave him some good info that's gonna expose a lot of people or you shut your trap and will make this a lot easier on you. A lot easier. So it's only one of two things. Yeah. They didn't just do that for the fucks of it.

I, as, look, I didn't follow what she had done. I don't, you know, but she's been convicted of all that. She was grooming girls and lining all the girls up. She was the mastermind behind all of it. She's walking with, here's Elizabeth girls up. She was the mastermind behind all of it. She's walking with... There's Elizabeth right there. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, it's a hell of a lot better than a maximum security prison, I'll tell you that much.

So who knows what's going on there. And it's here in Texas. Wow, she'll feel incredibly sleet. There's a very low staff of prisoners. I'm not one of those guys who says, you need to die and let's punish you. You're in jail. That sucks. You're finished. It's fine for me. It's not like, oh, she should be in solitary confinement. No, she

can be in jail. Keep her there. I'm not. She may not even be the bad guy. You know, she may not even be. She's not a good guy, right? No, she may have been. She may have been. I have no idea. I don't know. No, she may have been, she may have been, I have no idea. I don't know. No, she's a bad person.

She was convicted, if she was trafficking young, underage girls. That's what she was doing right. You gotta look into it. Scumbag. No, she's a complete scumbag. Yeah, you're a scumbag. Yeah. You're a PC shit. So, but hey, something's going on that they moved her.

She's playing the game. Something's going on. Yeah, she's playing the game. Yeah, they were like, we probably can't commute your sentence, but we'll put you in a, we'll put you in club fed. We'll make it easier for you. Yep, but we need information.

And- What else you got, Jen? But what do you think is going on? What do you think is the information? I told you, one of the two things, either she gave him good info to put some creeps away, or she's going to keep her mouth shut. Either way, she made a deal.

Well, this is the kind of thing where Trump has to, has to figure out a way to put an end to this. He's got to, he's got to be able to show his face. There's only one way this ends. There's only one way this ends. Yeah, he has to, he has to show, he literally has to show his face that he is going to be fully transparent with this

because his face smells something. And I'll tell you what, but even if he's on the list, he can be like, well, hold on. Yes, I'm on the list, but I never took part in that, like at least in the left, the run with it and be all crazy, but at least he satisfies him. Like, the only reason I'm released this, I'll give you a heads up. I'm on it. I went there a few times, whatever explained to us why he was there. But like, I'd never saw any of that stuff, but the other people on the list. And then if he just gives other names and throws

people under the bus, he's good, but he can't just be like, Nope. The theories are interesting. One of the theories is of course, the predominant theory is that they're, they believe it's an intelligence issue in terms of maybe our intelligence apparatus had a relationship with Israeli intelligence apparatus. We know he had some top Israelis there at the island like Ehud Barak and other people. And I think the big fear is if it's proven that the Israeli government had some sway over whether or not they should look into him in 2008. What happens is it sounds like they were covering for a pedophile. That looks very bad for Israel.

It looks very bad for the CIA and for our justice department. That's exactly what happened. Well, there you go. Did you hear the other theory? I don't need to, but the first one's all true. And what's the second one? Probably true as well.

Well, I don't think it is, but there's the theory that Trump is actually protecting somebody else who might be on that list, who is there at the island. Who? His wife. Trump, she was one of the girls. That's what, that's what the other theory is. I don't think it's true.

I don't like saying it because she's the first lady and I like her. I just think she's awesome. I just like her. I feel protective over her. I know, you gotta cover your face a little bit. I don't like saying it. No, I do.

This makes it so much hotter. So hold on. Well, I mean. You're telling me Ivanka Trump was at the island and I could have attended the party and took a spin with the first lady you fuck? I'm not saying that.

I'm saying I've heard that as a, not Ivanka, I'm talking about Milani. You have Milani. Either or. Pick your poison. I have heard that that is a rule word that I don't approve of. Sign me up. She's a classy woman. I don't want to, if she is and if there's anything like that I don't ever want to know

about it. Maybe he met her there. I'm not saying that. An Epstein love story. Look at your eyes. Your eyes are all hot now, see? Makes her hotter. Well, I- As long as she was of age, that makes her way hotter.

Yeah, but I mean- Well, that, that, that complains, that changes the whole narrative on that island. I don't believe she, I think she was so hot and such a, she didn't need to do that shit. She was making money as a model. But you know, sometimes with the richest men in the world, the richest men in the world, do you know who's right? Have access to that situation.

So the richest men in the world, if you're if you're a top model and they say you can come to an island, meet the richest men in the world, you're you're from another country. Why? It's a business decision. It's a business decision. That's how you pay pay the bills Brian. It's a business decision, Bob It's just I'm just what I I'm all I'm doing. Don't shoot the messenger I am only I don't even like saying it out loud. I don't cuz I I respect I respect the woman That's interesting though. This is a juicy one. I respect that. I respect the woman.

So I really respect her and just say something you heard. Something I heard, but I feel a little shitty even bringing it. I mean, I feel like you started that rumor. That's fine. I really didn't. I really didn't. I really didn't. Jeffrey Epstein's private Island looks to ready to welcome visitors again. His Caribbean paradise is being remodeled with the new high end resort starting to take shape.

Who the fuck would attend that island? 25 minutes ago. Did I say I don't believe that rumor? No, you said you. I don't believe that rumor. I don't believe that rumor. I just thought it was, I just think it's interesting how this information.

Here's the thing, if you want to shut us up, release the truth. Well. Otherwise these rumors won't run rampant. It's just interesting how it's taking so long. And I want to, that's a good reason. Yeah. There's a lot, there's a lot of shit going on. We don't know about you're so worried about that.

Who's going to Epstein Island, even if they redo the place. I mean, if it's a nice, where you guys go on, I've seen, you know, where Epstein Island's at. They redid it, man. It's a four seasons. It's fantastic. Well, I mean, there's, there's a nice, where you guys going? I've seen, you know, where Epstein islands at. They redid it, man. It's a four seasons. It's fantastic. Well, I mean, there's, there's a nice island. Look, there's some, there's some dirty energy there, but I mean, it's, listen,

why let that, there's other places to go though. Is it a good beach? I mean, you know, why wouldn't you have a luxury resort there? Plans built who bought that? But you got a hell of a deal. For 60 million. St. James. That's probably pretty nice.

Last year. Thank you. Helipad gas station. I feel like there's other places to go though. Japanese bath house. Free private beaches. I mean, that's not a bad place to get it on. Not with, I mean, with professionals. I'm saying they bought the

professionals of age That was a honey pot Honey trap to have a honey pot. Yeah, please looks pretty nice. It doesn't nice honey pot. Yeah. Place looks pretty nice. It does look nice. Well, I'm probably not going to go there for a vacay though.

Probably a hard pass. Yeah. I don't want that. Steven Decoff. Billionaire investor. Oh, he looks interesting. He, you know what he looks like? He looks like the kid in Jumanji when he turns into a rat. Bring him up. Jen Jumanji kid turns into rat.

It's spot on dude. Then go to images. Oh, this guy. Go to image. Yes. Now go back to that guy. There you go. It's you are the best in the world. Then go to images. Oh, this guy. Go to image. Yes. Now go back to that guy.

There you go. It's, you are the best in the world. Whatever this skill is. It's such a useless skill. This skill is unreal. Man. It's unreal. Is it not spot on?

How you remember this shit? Is that not spot on? Right? They're the same person. You have to use this skill for something, to make money. I don't know how, man. He's doing it on a podcast. They're the same person. They're the same. You have to use this skill for something to make money. So I don't know how, man.

He's doing it on a podcast. They're the same guy. Isn't that interesting? The rat grew up and bought Epstein Island. I'll show them one day. He's showing us. Yeah. Even though the way their mouths are like.

Their nose, their eyes, their mouth, the teeth, they're exactly the same. Oh, what a pointless skillset. Oh, that's a good one. That is such a recall. And they're really kids. He's crying because his tail was trapped inside his jeans.

They had to cut a hole. I never saw the movie. With Robin Williams. Yeah. Worth a look, but that's what never saw the movie. With Robin Williams? Yeah. Worth a look, but that's what the guy looks like. Yeah, that's impressive. All right, well, there you go. There you go.

So yeah. Yeah. Is that it, Chin? That is it. No, no, no. Oh, no. You got Shannon Sharp. Oh, she by the way.

Yeah, you're right. And we got it. Shannon Sharp. Oh, she by the, yeah, you're right. And we got it. Jake Paul. So Shannon Sharp was fired from ESPN. I didn't think they were going to fire him over that. I did. I'll tell you why. The good thing he's okay because he has his own pod.

I think they fired him because he does, he, he, because of the things he said, sort of the, on the tape. We're talking about the big black dick stuff? You don't have a choice. I might choke you because you don't have a choice. But she was into it. I know she was, I know she was, and it was a frivolous bullshit lawsuit.

Is it because he settled to, or maybe they're privy to information we don't have, and he just spins like, all right, we can't, if more stuff comes out. I think an excuse still, I think an excuse, I'm sorry, an accusation still holds the weight. It'll ruin your life. Somebody again, and I'm sorry, but a woman has

a story, you get a statement. And, and with, if that story gets out in the press, you're done for at least for a while, especially this, now did the half to announce they cut ties with him the same weekend, his brother went into the hall of fame, first two brothers ever to go in the hall. Of course they did. It's all, it's all what, what those lawyers do is

they go, wait, you're about to come into that hundred million dollar deal. You're about to do this or not. Let's get them now. Yep. That's what they do. It's just that, that guy buzzed me. It has nothing to do with Sterling Sharp, his

brother, it's the biggest weekend of his life. It's just insult to injury. I know. Just that guy buzzed me. But I'm saying it has nothing to do with Sterling Sharp. His brother, it's the biggest weekend of his life. It's just insult to injury. I know. He's facing $20 million. After settling $50 million suit. Well, the suit was $50 million. Yeah, so he said way less.

So you go fuck off, you'll get this. Or we'll meet somewhere in the, whatever it is. Well, you're gonna, now this is what happens is people come out and they go, oh wait, there's money to be made? Yep. Oh, I'll come up with this. So lawyers, lawyers find people and they say,

hey, I want to do this. What's crazy. Oh wait, was that after, that's it, wait, go back. Yep. So, oh, so it's both. Has filed 20 million lawsuits against Sharp and his Night Cat podcast, Shadow, Oto Sinko Johnson. Yeah. This is what happens. If you have money and people see it, you become a target. What's crazy is Cat Williams warned Shannon Sharp when he was on there.

He did? Yep. What'd he say? He's like, you fuck with white women, you're going to end up broke. And he was like trying to tell him. Well, in general, if you're making fun. Oh no, they're suing him, not, it's not rape. They're suing him cause they making fun of her. I think saying stuff that she slept with Usher and she was married. Oh, okay. That one's different.

Yeah. That's, you gotta be careful with that stuff. She could win that. He'll reach that settlement. Damn, that's so much money. Yeah, he's going through it, man. And I think it's bullshit. I think it's bullshit. Yeah, so that's defamation. Yep. Yep. All right, give us one more, Jen.

By the way, I just want to say this. As, as long as corporations, whether they're ESPN or whatever, are willing to fire people at the drop of a hat like that, there will always be money for frivolous accusations. But to be fair, if this is 2019, he's fired before anything even comes out. It's been months. They at least gave it months. So it's getting a little better. But he hasn't worked there since he had to take a leave of absence. So, you know, at the end of the day, I know that they're like, Hey man, you know, listen, we love you, but we got to step off. And

yeah, I know you do because you got no balls and you just, you keep the profit in this kind of behavior with fraudsters like what Trevor Bauer went through. They never reinstated him, never played baseball again. And, and both those pigs. How about the kid from, poor kid from San Diego state. Well, he finally ended up being. Yeah. But still the San Diego state never issued a thing. We're so sorry what you went through.

It's outrageous. Nothing. Outrageous. I have a feeling he wants some money from that. No, he got nothing, dude. They don't have any money. San Diego state? Well money. San Diego state. Well, not San Diego state, the, the user,

there's no money scumbag. Yeah, there's nothing. Yeah. What happens to that person? Why aren't they in nothing? Nothing happened. Yeah. I think if you should make the whole thing

up, you should be in jail. Nothing lied. Nothing. Let them do the, the, the, the, the, what's this last one, Jen, Adrian Broner says he would KO Jake Paul in a box a match. Yeah. Oh, what's her thought?

I mean, he's definitely under size, but definitely a better boxer, but he's also a little crazy and kind of watched 35 way, way smaller. I mean, that's. But like if Jake fights, Devante Davis, I would assume a hard left of the liver would be trouble for Jake. Yes, it would. Now, Adrian Broner, even though world class back in the day, with his size, I feel like Jake could maybe be Adrian Broder at this state.

Yeah, he had that sort of cross guard. I don't know with a guy as big as Jake and he, remember Adrian, from what I remember was, would press the fight. He would keep moving forward fast. Yeah. And you do that with Jake pressing that fight. You're walking into let's see. I don't know. Let's see. I'm playing y'all doing on the internet with this me and Jake Paul kid brother Jake Paul off. I knocked your bitch ass out man. Like, like, like, like, yeah. You, all this playing y'all keep doing, bro. I knock his ass out.

You, I'm talking to you too, Jay Paul. I knocked you the fuck out, bro. Dead ass. He's got a gray beard. Yeah. Adrian's super talented. You know, he was the guy. He's super talented.

He was supposed to be like the next thing. And remember Floyd Mayweather? Didn't he come out of Floyd's camp? Yeah. Floyd, he was Floyd's guy and then they had, you know, had issues. And then Giovante Davis, the next one, they had issues, but Adrian was supposed to be like the next big thing. He was so talented. Yeah, he was.

147. So he might be probably one, what 60 right now? Not tall. Jake walked at 220. That's a lot to deal with. It's a lot. And Jake hits hard. You gotta hit him though.

Adrian's fast man. He's fast. He sees your patterns. He sees your openings. I mean, be interesting class. Yeah. I would watch it though. I would.

What do you think? It's hard, hard to tough. I, it depends what version of Adrian Broner we get. If he doesn't take it seriously, he'll get fucked up. Jake's that how old is Adrian? 36 we get. Yeah. If he doesn't take it serious, he'll get fucked up. Jake's at. How old is Adrian? 36, 37.

Oh, no. What is he? 42. No, that's how many fights he's had. Sorry. I'm just looking at his record real quick, but let me look at his age. Salty beard.

36. I would watch it though, cause it'd be compelling. Cause you're like, can Jake knock out an actual boxer? You know? Do you start losing your speed at 36? Yes. You do. But he's still light years faster than Jake.

Yeah. And he grew up boxing. Different. Different. Jake's not going to show him anything he hasn't seen. No. But Jake's younger, bigger. But he's going to step.

It's a compelling fight. It's a compelling fight. I would watch it. Would you buy that chin? Jake's not that much younger either. What is Jake now? 29? Fine, no. But fight years, he's an infant.

He doesn't have all the miles and he's young and has been training. Adrian's been through the ringer. Like he's, you know, he's a broken toy at this point, which sucks, but it is what it is. I would watch highlights, Bren. As well. Interesting.

I'd buy that pay-per-view. 100% I'd buy that pay-per-view. 100% I'd buy that pay-per-view. Is that it? Where you gonna be, B? I'm gonna be at the Mike Drop Comedy Club. Oh, great place. In San Diego, August 22nd, 23rd, August 13th. We are doing our fourth episode of Acting Off.

We've got some very special guests that you guys would know and it's gonna be really exciting. So it's at Sunset. Yeah the Sunset Comedy Club on 6th Street. Brian Red Band's spot. It's gonna be great Wednesday at I believe 7 o'clock 730. Nice. Come get some. Alright kids that's it. This is The Finally Kid. We get some. All right, kids. That's it. This is The Finally Kid. We're out. Hey guys, Michael Malice here.

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