The Fighter & The Kid - Ian Machado Garry Has a BIG Problem After Islam Makhachev | TFATK Ep. 1213

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are back to break down the latest in the fight world, including Islam Makhachev vs Ian Machado Garry, Ian’s controversial game plan, Dana White’s comments about his killer instinct, and what could be next for the UFC welterweight division.The guys debate whether Michael Morales could be the biggest threat to Islam, why Ian Garry may need a permanent head coach and training camp, and what the UFC could do with Garry after the loss. They also discuss Mackenzie Dern vs Jillian Robertson and Dean Thomas’ emotional apology after the fight. Later, the crew gets into the tragic Hayden Panettiere story, combat sports safety, ICE electric gloves, viral wheelchair videos, a venomous snake found inside a football helmet, surgeons operating through an earthquake, and a wild police bodycam encounter. The Fighter and The Kid with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen.Subscribe for more TFATK, UFC reactions, comedy, fight breakdowns and current events.Lucy - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/fighter with promo code FIGHTER!Taskerabbit - Get ahead of it now and get fifteen dollars off your first task at https://www.taskrabbit.com/or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code FIGHTER.O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's go. Oh, what's up, buddy? We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.

We're back. Well, you did. Don't throw me in that, bus. I did. I did. I had some, I had some business.

Um, but all good. All good. Kind of. It went to Utah. Yeah. Eli. Went to Utah.

No, no. L.A. Utah. We went to L.A. That's all right, man. I had some. work to do. I'll tell you, I love my father. He's 86. He hurt his back. So he came golfing. I'm not a golf guy. Even when I hit the ball well, I don't find satisfaction

necessarily. And I don't like that you can take a lesson from six different people and they'll tell you six different things. Yeah. And I don't really care. Unless you grew up playing golf and you're really, really good. I don't, it's a great hang. I just. I think the guys do it because you can drink too so and we don't smoke cigars you can drink you can hang it's a good it's a good but unless you're really good i don't know and you got to play it all the time to you get yeah it's just not my thing dude it's not my freaking thing i took a tennis lesson when i was in utah and from a romanian guy who was on the tour and he said to me he said i work really hard at my stroke he goes you're um you could you could look like you play at a high level you could look not a high level

because it's very different but you can you can look when you hit the ball really well you paid this guy i did keep going and he said you would but you you you're not consistent and you need to work on so you need to work on this for about a year and i go hey hey i'm out hey i'm sure but i'm just here so in other words i could look better if i practice every day for a year who's that what you're Who's that for? I don't get like, like, who's that for?

That ain't me. Oh my God. And I, I can't be 60 and say, guys, my stroke is really, okay, it's great.

Who gives a fuck? Who are you doing it for? Dude, you love this, because you, you, you know animals, you know,

you know spiders. I know spiders. I know the wandering spider. I know the black widow. I know the brown recluse. I know. The recluse now is native to Texas. That's a Texas.

We got a Texas. Bring up a brown recluse in Texas. They don't look that danger. No, they look like a regular little brown spider. Joanna met with her friends. Now, here's the thing. In Texas, in California,

in Denver where I grew up, there's ants, right? The little black ants, they're cute. You see the red ones, you know, they bite. Every ant in Texas is fucking evil. They all bite. So Joanna's always getting bit. I'm always getting bit.

I have a bite right here. I'm always getting bit fucking around my laurels in the backyard, the Bacie Fikes is. I'm always getting bit. She's getting bit. So she come home. This three days ago, she goes, fuck, maybe, I got bit by something on my, like on her calf. She goes, I was at, she's at this outdoor, like, coffee restaurant thing.

It's like, wooden tables. And she's like, I just felt this hard bite. I'm like, yeah, it's a fucking, it's a fire an or something. Who gives a shit? We get bit all the time. It's not, it's really burned. I'm like, yeah, it's just a bad fucking bite. Right there.

Move on. And then I'd be the same way. I'd be like, okay, first of all, you're a girl with all due respect. and you're going to catastrophize. Like it really burns. It's a chill, chill, chill. You know what I mean? It'll go away.

A few hours go by, she's like, ah, man, she's a tough girl. She's tough. Like a few hours ago, she's like, ah, and she's like limping. I'm like, hey, man, this is a small amp bite. We got a, we gotta lock it up a little bit here. How does she know she got bid? Well, hold on. Okay.

Because there's a mark. Right. And, but like, I have a bite right now from an ant. You know, it's a little marks, whatever. But she's limp and I'm like, hey man, you're exaggerates is way too much. And she's like, I'm telling you, Matt. And she pulls her, and I could tell

she kind of had like Moana ankle, like it was flaring up, and she pulls it up and her calf's like out here. I'm like, what? Oh, that's not good. And she goes, no, I'm telling you, I didn't get bed by and I think I got to go to the urgency. You know, the urgent care. Yeah. I'm like, all right, do your thing.

She goes there. Dude, within the first like 30 minutes, she calls me, goes, oh, I told you, I got bit by a brown recluse. She got bit by a brown recluse. Thing just climbed up her ankle? I guess it must have fell off like the, because she was on like a wooden tail, must have fell and, you know, and she would like hit it. And he went, hunk.

Oh, dude. Oh, shit. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, damn. So hers got like pussy and then the around is started to get all black. And then it started to spread like, like, veins. It actually eats the venom.

Yeah, it eats the flesh. It creates necritis, which is dead flesh. So bad. So what she got on, yeah, hers looks, see that bottom left one? Holy shit. It didn't get as bad as the top left. He got that bad. Damn.

But her thing is, is, uh, the doctor's like, oh, good thing you know, listen to your dumb ass husband, because most people, they wait because they think it's not a big deal. And then you're in big trouble. Is it like staff or something? Yeah. And it starts like, you can see it spreading. There just starts to eat, decay the skin. Oh my God.

But she got an antibiotics pretty fast. So she's straight now. It's a lot better now. But it was no joke. Imagine being in the desert or something that can... You'd be so good. You can die, actually, because then you get gangrene. Yeah, a lot of adults don't...

But I think over time, you can't. Imagine if your child did, though, and you don't have access to medical care. Fuck. But I was like, what are the odds getting bit by a brown little clues? Who the fuck gets bit by you? Look at how bad that is, though. It's crazy. They're tiny little things, too.

That looks nasty as hell. Holy shit, man. Don't fuck around. Do not fuck around. That is bad news. And that's going to leave a skukukkah car. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, I think she's going to have a little bit of scar.

But then, and then I was looking into it. Because, yeah, it started off like on the left there. And I was like, that doesn't look like an amp bite. And then it turned into Day 3 looks bad. Wow. Day 3 looks bad. And I was like, man, is that the worst thing you can get by in Texas? Probably.

And so we did chat GPT. Rouse snake's still number one, right? That makes sense. Yeah, that's going to be a problem for you. And then actually. It's called a Piper. Yeah. Die.

Yeah, Ralsnakey. Die. Die. but then actually still black widow's worse i guess because the brown recluse doesn't hurt as as bad to initially start but over days it's worse than the black widow the black widow is i guess is instant pain it fucks you up right away yeah and then it kind of goes away yes the brown one croos is like oh we're gonna we're gonna sit tight for a few weeks it's called it's called like this he goes when he bites he goes that's going to leave a mark that's going to leave a mark and uh you go ahead and get yourself a

skin graph because I'm gonna it's gonna eat away it's gonna eat a hole where I bit yeah like Black Widow bite you's like all right have fun for the rest of the day Psycho yeah Brown Will cruz goes Have fun for the next month Look at those tiny little fang marks too

They're so tiny it's weird Now we've been way cooler if she got bit by a Black Widow Or a vampire or a baby vampire It just sounds badass Yeah that's wild Isn't that fun shit dude Yeah Isn't that some shit?

Yeah. What about Scorpion? Nah, those ain't shit. Yeah, my friend's. The market are in Scorpions. They really did a number on the public because they're really not shit. Yeah. Because it's kind of like a beasting, right?

Miter pain, numbness similar to the beasting and can be treated safely. Yeah, yeah. Get the fucking in my face. All right. Ain't nobody worry about a scorpion. Now, Brown recluse, not good. That's crazy. You have some shit, though?

Yeah. it really is. And apparently they get into your boots, your shoes. I'm always... The brown rookoose? Apparently they're scared of humans. So they're really, I guess... Why they call them a recluse?

Yeah, yeah, there you go. Because I did a deep dive on them because I was worried about her leg falling off. Yeah. But there's a house in Texas. They found 20,000 of them living in the attic or so, like, in the house. And they never saw them and nobody ever got bit over like 10, 15 years. Wow. They don't really fuck with you.

humans. You're, without stepping on any toes, your wife posted a video and my, when I saw the video, my thumb stopped. Well, my thumb stopped and I went, boing, boing, boy, boy. Who's the hottest shit Asian slash Eurasian girl? Who's the hottest shit? You're right there, right that one in that, within the black. And I went, are you fucking kidding?

Like, that's crazy. Like, you're my friend. You're my friend. I love you. but if you die yeah you'd have to i'm gonna raise your kids bro that old dick went bong going going boy i mean that's crazy right there who is the who is the 22 year old erasian chick i know that shit is nuts mother of what is it just i know i know she has great genetics because her mom looks that way but her mom's genetics are wild her mom is crazy like like look at joe deez

that spot a ride made you crazy mrs shop joe dea's be sliding into those comments Hey, he did. Uncle Joey. Is she, um... Did go boing, boy, boy, bling. Well, is she working out? What does she do? No.

That's fucking nuts. She's just a freak of nature. It's whatever the fuck she wants. That's stupid. How funny is this comic? Can I be y'all zine, Gary? You mean in the corner? That's hilarious.

That's so funny. By the way, I've known her now. You know how long I've known her? You and her? I've known her. I'll tell you exactly 15 years, Bubba. No, long than that. Maybe longer than that.

Oh, well, no, because. No, because. Yeah, that's right. Because my daughter was three. My daughter's now in college. She's 18. My daughter was three when we were at my brother and sister, my sister and my brother in my house. That's when I brought Joanna over to meet you.

And I remember you text me and go, I like Joe, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Three kids later. My wife, my first wife said, I like that girl. I said, why? She goes, look how she stops and pays attention to the children. She clocked that.

That's right. She's always very classy. But I don't think she's, uh, age. Now, if you saw pictures of you and I back then, especially me, compared to now, you've aged like a banana, Bubba. Oof. It's all good, baby. Is it, though? It's just father time.

Father time. Yeah, she did. That's a good point by Joey. She did get bit by bug. And now she has some superpowers. So she's got some spider woman in her. I kept messing with her. She did not fight in front of.

I'm like, you feel in any sort of extra athletic ability after the bite, any sort of. Look at us. It's very different now. Very different. Look at a couple cuties right there. Couple little cuties. Look at us. Just getting older time.

I remember I was stupid enough one time about that time when I didn't know, I wanted to just feel your strength. And I said, Larry, I'm going to try to hold on to you. Like, I'm going to try to get underhooks on you or something like that. With that at this? That's the ultimate fighter premiere. And then you went, yeah, and you went, you kind of went, really? And I go, yeah, I'm going to hold you. I was trying to wrestle you.

And you popped and hit me. In the nose? You broke, you, yeah, my nose, my lip. I was fucked up. Yeah, it was not good. And I left my wallet because I was hurt on the top of my car. I drove. I drove off.

All I came to everything. I ran over. It was a bad day. Yeah, dude, we're getting older and chicks are getting younger. that's for damn sure yeah what's emathariani say they stay the same age

I keep the old man out though thanks to merrick yeah you're fighting merrick's helping but you're still losing 108 bubble always gonna lose 108 speaking of which speaking of 108 good segue

speaking of 108 um I'm gonna make a couple statements let's hear it number one I think 170 is the most stacked division. Fair? 70 and 55 for sure. Yeah.

45's tasty too. 35. 45, but I kind of... 35, 45, 55, 55, 75, 75, 35 to 70s stacked. Well, to your point though, 70's pretty stacked. So I think, so first of all, I couldn't be more on Ian Gary's nuts. Oh, interesting. But boy is Machochev a much better striker than people realize, or certainly I realize.

He's just better. in terms of his ability to stay safe, not take a lot of damage. Most of the damage took was close in shit when he was in the clinch. Brian, Brian, Brian, Ian Gary through maybe 20 punches in 25 minutes. This is true. It's the lowest punch count in the history. And I kept saying throw your right hand, throw that jab. Buddy, throw anything.

I know. But so, before, you guys have similar things that you like, like the cook stuff, which that's your guy. That's what he represents you guys What did you just say? Well you can get Right Like if someone was like

Hey who's the mean Gary fan here The fans were like oh Brian Right Listen dude Right women around the world Peter Catch shit Right

And that's fine But to say you were more impressed with him Over what? The takedown offense Yeah I like that Yeah did you like it It was good right You got taking down sometimes

Did he did you like it Well here's it Did Joe like it. Now here's another question I have for you. My thing is everyone's like, oh, he looks so good. Hold on. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. He did good. He got taken down seven times. He got taken down every single round. Yeah. And then his whole game plan was not to get taken down. Clearly, by the way, he's fighting. All good. Kudos to you, not to get finished. But you did nothing else. And you still failed at not getting taken down. One of the things, he was obviously afraid of getting, so he's going to

throw a right or a left, probably afraid of getting taken down. That's fine. So how are you going to win? Correct. Now here's my question. A couple things about this. One, I felt like when that that snatched single that Machachev was hitting on him felt, and I'm not, but it just felt easy to defend. It felt, no, no, it gets on everybody. No.

Yeah. What is that? How does he do that? Because that single, he's chain wrestling off there. Okay. So he just has to grab and then he's going to work from there. He's going to climb it like a trick. Don't get to twist it.

That initial entry. Can you stop him from doing that? That doesn't look that fast. No, no, fuck. He must be waiting for his way to shift. He's great at it. It's timing. Yeah.

Okay. I would have liked to have seen more front kicks up the middle, more right hands, double jabs, uppercuts. I would have liked to see him. Any offensive move? Blitz him. Anything. Because if he had blitzed him, he had a chance of really connecting.

Especially in the fifth. Anything, dude. Anything. I have a problem with both of them. Yeah. Just some, anything. your feeling is just too cautious? I just, I don't believe his, uh, initial game plan was to win the fight.

I think his initial game plan was defend the takedown, don't get finished. Oh. Because, all right, so you throw, if, if your plans are throw no punches, no kicks. Yeah. Never, never, no offense. Don't use, uh, any footwork. Just stand there to defend, pawing, pawing little jab. Oh, you're, oh, a win for you is just not getting finished.

Right. And there wasn't a follow up on the, on the, on the, high kicks. It wasn't a lot of... There's nothing. You know, he fought Prattis the same way in a lot of ways. But Pratt's he lit up. That was a boring fight. Yeah, but Pratt's he lit up until the fifth round. Yeah. Again, he's never the most active guy. Like, he's always a counterfighter.

But in this, there was nothing. So my plan is, or my point is, like, going to this fight, what was the plan? Because if I told you, you're going to throw 20 punches in 25 minutes, how do you think you're going to win? And now, the majority of those punches, only 20% were to the head. So there's no way. the game plan or your your mental state going in is to win.

There's no way. Really? There's no way. You were just fine not getting finished. Get the fuck out of it. And then you're hugging them and shit? Yeah, he took no damage, but it's like, zero damage.

Yeah. Zero. So what's the point? You did nothing to do. And by the way, he did, he swelled Macha Jeff's face up. That was off a headbutt. Oh, okay.

Don't get twisted. Off a headbut. Okay. Mark Jeff, the worst damage was to his body. Uh-huh. through the case. But look at that. So if I told you,

you tell me how you think the fight would go. If I went, hey man, that first round, Ian Gary is going to land zero punches and only throw two. You'd like, oh, that's not good. He must have to control the whole time. Got sat down?

Then he said, yeah, I bet in the second round he gets going. He's going to land six punches. Now remember, only 20% of these are to the head. And then the third round, you're like, I bet he gets working here. He landed nine punches. Just way too.

Way too cautious. Yeah, but then there's criticism on Islam too. You ain't doing shit either, Bubba. Both of you bitches playing it safe. Well, I just think I don't... Both of you ho is playing as safe. I don't think Islam felt confident enough to exchange with Gary, like actually getting a...

That's nice thing. Yeah. But at least go for the finish on the ground. Get to work. He tried. I think this guy's bigger, you know? Also, you think you're a 55 or you're dealing with 70-pounders. Ian Gary's a very big 70-pounder, very big guy.

It's hard to deal with. Six-3. Hard to deal. Now, Now, there's another guy who's very big. I think, I think Prattis gets folded like a chair by Mockachev, and I think he gets, the grappling's a problem. He's going to be, yeah, he probably gets finished.

He's going to get fucking finished. He's a big spider. He doesn't have to take down the fence. And that's where, Ian Gary's take down offense was good enough where he's getting controlled the whole time, but he's not getting dragged to the mat and pop up, pop down. With Prattas, I don't think he's going to have that same capabilities not to get taken down and controlled on the mat with your backflat. His biggest, the Machachev's biggest problem is going to be Michael Morales for a couple of reasons.

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Yeah. Go ahead. Finish. Well, well, there are a couple things. that I see with Michael Morales. Like, actually, if Michael Morales fought Ian Gary, I don't, I'm not, yes. But with the, but, but remember, Morales is actually, I believe both his parents were Olympic judoka's.

So he's been, he was also, like, I think he was on, was he in Ecuador? I mean, it's Ecuador, okay? Yeah. But he was a free style. It was probably the worst skill set to have it in the field. Did a lot, did a lot of wrestling though, apparently. Okay.

Different. Third day, black belt, international. Okay, yep, his mother was, that's a big deal. So his dad did it, but his mom was, uh, third degree, judo black, yeah. So he's had a lot of, he's had a lot, the Olympic reference and his background points to his transition to Olympic wrestling. Okay. During his youth in Ecuador.

Okay, there's no Olympic wrestling. No. Yeah. But, but he's been wrestling his whole life. And his, and his, he, when he connects, he's big as fuck for the weight class. He's really big. Oh, six feet, but big, thick. To your point be.

But that's what you can need to. do to beat Islam. Yes. You're not going to outgraple him. There's nobody. So even to your point, like, yeah, he wrestled and he has some wrestling background, none of that matters. Yeah.

We just need him not to get finished in two rounds and be able to control some of it and not get just taking out so easy. So you can knock him out. You can't get hit by Michael Morales too many times. No. So the biggest threat to Islam is that because if Michael Morales can cause the same problem with the takedown, neutralize that, that wrestling, which he probably could. My thing is, I don't know, he's not neutralizing the rest of him.

That ain't happened now. But my point is, is we just need you to make it a fight so you have a chance to knock him out. Yes. Ian did none of that. Yes. Carlos, I don't, with protest, I don't, just with the grappling, like he kind of got taken down, you know, like Ian Gary took him down. So that's going to be a huge issue for him. But with morality, he's at least explosive and strong.

Three-time national wrestling champion in Ecuador. now that's Ecuador I don't know how much wrestling is in Ecuador but that's pretty good you know he's got he's got a lot of he's explosive he's going to be a pain in the ass he's the only guy I think that

that that's that is Machiajev's toughest fight and if Magajev beats him then I mean who else is there for him he's that fucking good he's amazing yeah Markchev would beat him and he said he wants to fight

by the end of the year, so Mass Square Guard. I think his next fight is Prattis, though, Mockachev. You know why? Because Prattas, its strength of schedule is way better. Like, listen, Michael Morales looks like a world beater. Really hasn't beat anybody. I agree. He beat Sean Brady, you know, though he hasn't really...

Let me ask you this. Pottes beat two former world champions. And let me ask you this. And I said the same thing about who's the French Special Forces guy. BSD? When he got in with... I said, when he gets in with Dustin Bores,

he got knocked out. Yeah, yeah. Because he's got... Now, I don't know if Michael Morales knows this. Sometimes you're in there and you're swinging, your hands are down because they're not a threat. Brady's a wrestler. So he's like, I'm going to just throw. But when I see guys like Morales punching like this with their hands down in the close distance, I go, man, you're going to get caught.

But high level guys going to catch you. Not against Islam. Ian Gary's going to take advantage of that. Carl's Pratt is to take advantage of that? But is Islam's not? Is Islam much better at striking than we think? No. I, I, this is such, I'm glad to remind me this.

I think, um, his distance is, understanding of distance is good? No, my, my, my thing is with Islam is like, is his striking better in Khabib's? Of course. Yes. Is it a leap? No, we're near. No. So when like, Rogan and the, and D.C. are like, his elite strike him, like, hold on.

No. The level is so low that because he's just competent and doesn't, you know, look like a moron out there. Right. You guys compare him to Khabi going. His striking is pretty elite. It's like, why? Yeah. In what facet?

Yeah. In what fucking facet is that elite? I never seen it. Again, it's just the barrier is so low. Just the same way, oh, he's going to retire at 30. Why? Where's that native come from? Well, Khabib did it.

So we have all these expectations on him because he's so close with Khabib. Again, Khabi striking was atrocious. It just, but he didn't need it. And for Islam, like, dude, he's better than Kibu. Look how good is striking. It's like, it's very low more. Yeah. It's so low.

Yeah. But in the. compared to guys like Morales, Prattes, Ian Gary, why do you think he was terrified to be on the feet? Now, you can go, well, he landed the only significant

really strike in the match. Sure, sure, we slapped him across the face with his foot, is unexpected. And I tell me he's a better strike in Ian Gary. But overall, he's not a world-class. No. This term, world-class, is driving me fucking nuts.

Yeah. And D.C. and Rogan will throw that out like fucking candy. Yeah. The only thing Islam's world-class at is wrestling. Yeah, wrestling. Grappling.

Wrestling. Yeah. Wrestling. Yeah. Be careful. Uh-huh. Wrestling. Yeah.

But I want to see what he, what it does against a really big one-send. Oh, man. Like Michael Marousal, a knockout. That's what we need, though. Can you at least? Very possible he could get knocked out. He can knock out anybody in Morales. Oh, yeah.

Young. But you need a guy with K.O. power, a jumping knee, a spinning back elbow. Something that Islam's not going to see come. he can't depend on it. And Morales can do that. And he's so powerful where if Islam does have an exchange where he doesn't get the takedown, that's why his wrestling background will help.

It ain't going to be shit compared to Islam's, but that well help where it's not going to be an easy take down. It'll probably come out the way he came out with Brady with his butt back. It was so weird. Like his weights off forward and his bus back so he can be ready for the sprawls. Do you remember?

Like that's how he fought Brady. He came out. Morouse? Yeah. And he had his butt. I was like, what the fuck is he doing? He knows better. But he was doing it.

I literally was like, wait, this is dumb. He knows what he's doing. He was just there, but he still knocked him out. Bob, Bob. So powerful. That's what you need. Yeah. And I believe he's got, he's zesty as well, which I like him even more.

Dude, he makes, he makes Ian Gary, bro. Ian Gary makes Michael Morales look like fucking Sylvester Stallone in 1992 in Demolition, man. Yes. Ian Gary is so much more zesty. And we've seen this dude in a dress. We've seen him. a dress, which I really appreciate it. It's a cultural thing, they'll be cool. It is? Yeah. I guess once a year

they dress up like ladies. Is that true? Yeah, in Ecuador. Oh, that's true, right, Jen? Yeah. Oh, so, so that, so I got duped? Maybe. Right there, baby. But the way he acts when he wears his dress. I love him. I love it. He'll beat your ass in that dress. You'll go to sleep right now in that dress. He'll beat your ass in high heels. Jim, well, you look it up. Oh, look at this. Hold on. Yeah, baby. Why is nobody else in dresses, though? I don't know.

Jim, will you make sure that's a national holiday in Ecuador? They dress up like ladies? Yeah. Before we go down this rabbit? Yeah, because it might have been National Dick-Suck Day, too. Who knows? Either way. You might attend like a pride prayer.

I'm here for it all. We does. There you go. The widows. Oh, there you go. New Year's Eve custom where men dress as grieving widows as sim like mourn the death of a... It looked like he was grieving, but all right.

Just dress up. Why can't we have a fuck? There you go costume. Men wear black dresses, heels, wigs, and makeup acting dramatic or flukations. Why can't we have one day like there where I can give up the ghost and stop trying to be all macho and put on some fucking makeup and high heels? Ain't nobody stop me? And move my head. Now he might get stomped out in Texas. But don't you nobody's stopping you?

Dude, in high heels. I can kick in high heels. See, he at least has an excuse for his essence. He is just like, I don't know what to tell you. You're still on. it got worse after the fight during the fight

when he's hugging him and touch him on the head it got worse and then inside the octagon he comes up kabim he's like you should be proud of Islam

Kabbi's like why he goes like this good luck good luck yeah yeah yeah

good luck okay and what I didn't like is Ian's uh post fight video they did I didn't see it

what he said it's all good I went five rounds with the best in the world and I had them on the brink He's okay being second place Never gonna be champ He's okay being second

Not a killer Dana hit it spot on Wow Not gonna be killer Is that what he said? Dana said that Dana goes he didn't have a killer instinct Like you're hugging the guy

That you want to beat him for the belt And you don't press him in the fifth He doesn't have killer instinct Big problem It's a big problem Well I have a thing about that Too nice You know he reminds you of a hippie from hate Ashberg

But I think he's But I tell you what it is He wants to be liked so badly. And so he takes these weird positions. He does all this stuff. He's thinking more about that. He's thinking more about a persona. Yep. And not the guy he has to kill in front of him. I think the other problem, and I know you can relate to us more so than a lot of people out there. It's like, I think in Gary, too, he doesn't have like a home base. So he's not like with a Nixick or Mark Henry or a Javier Mendez, like a leader, like a real man who's like, hey,

We don't act, buddy, what are you doing? Yeah. We're not going to do this. Yeah. You're going to go in there. Yes. You might get taken down, but we get back up and we kick him in the fucking face. You need that.

You need a captain of the ship. You really do. He's not. Why? He goes from camp to camp. He goes all, he's been in so many different camps. That's usually a red flag. Red flag.

He goes around. Probably doesn't play well with others. He doesn't have a group of guys. Whoa. Whoa. What are you talking? That's gay. What are you eating that vegan burger?

What is the fuck you're doing? So, just trained for six hours. You're eating celery? Or just, just, your friends are there to tell you, hey, you know, I'd say my father, I love my father so much, he's just 86. I hope. But when I was, but he, uh, I never forgot this. I, I, I had, I started, I got a small mustache, a goatee, I looked pretty good, goatee, and I started wearing suits. You're going to switch up.

Switch it up. My father goes, I never forgot this. All he said is he goes, he goes, you get this. thing going on, huh? And I go, what? He goes, it's suit. And I go, yeah, he goes, yeah, I'm just trying it out. He goes, it's not you. Yeah. He just did that. And I went, oh, fuck, you're right. You're right. You're right. So I need. It's too much work. On Big Round Breakdown, I was saying, it's like, we have a friend who used to hang out with us all the time, would watch the fights, would hang out at the comedy store, was a guy's guy, would eat burgers, do our thing, right? He's always around us,

doing our thing. And he has a girl. friend. Then he gets married. You know, hear from him. He's only hanging out with her and her friends. And all of a sudden, you say, what's up, Maine starts talking about his garden? I love garden. If you call me, have I ever been like, buddy, these phycuses? I'm wondering twice. You're like, what the fuck, dude? Why are you telling me this way? My bad man. So I think he's, he's, he's, he's, is he borrowing, he might be borrowing a persona. He might, you know, maybe that, but I also think he's, it's kind of like almost the Tom Cruise effect where people around him work for him or they're his family. He's the top dog and everything he does, oh, dude, you're right, man. This is great. It's very

Charles Manson family. Oh, you're the best. You're so smart. Oh, dude, that's spot. But he's also doing a Tony Robbins thing with other people, like in the middle of a fight. Give it advice. Did you see what he did with Michael Morales? Giving advice. Buddy. Michael Morales is like, and you get, I think it's a language bearer thing, but he's, okay, you know, do you understand what I'm saying? Do you understand? And That makes sense? That makes sense? That makes sense? And Michael Rouse, like, you know, you just lost, right?

I'm number one, motherfucker, I'm number one. Why do you give me advice? He goes, keep winning. You just got to keep winning. You know, you got some good matchups in front. You just keep winning, kid, and you're like, that guy will fucking kill to be in your shoes. Yeah.

You think that guy's hugging Islam? No. No, no. He's trying to rip his fucking, never. Never. Never. Yeah. again it's fine to be a vegan it's fine to be women for all that's i don't have an issue with

that the issue is it's you don't believe it that which is a huge issue b it's like it's this whole persona of just and it is what it is it's a clumsy it's you know it's it's a clumsy attempt you know it is and i'm not calling my homosexual so don't get this twisted it's just where i it's just gay what you're doing is gay yeah why you're What are you doing? Yeah. Stop this. Yeah.

You don't, dude. If he, and he, you know, he's estranged from his brother, but like my brother, like,

what are you doing right now? What is this, dude? Is he strange from his brother? Yeah. His brother called him a complete fraud. So he made, yeah, yeah, yeah.

His whole narrative, he grew up poor. It's all fake. Wow. So his brother was like, enough's enough, dude. Mom and dad supported the fuck out of it.

Even dad had cancer. It was on the road with you, but you're saying, nobody believing until you met your wife. He's like, you're out of your mind. And then you borrowed money from the parents, never paid him back.

So it's a disaster. I just, he just doesn't have a good group of role models, male role models, to go, don't do that. Do not do that. Well, they got to be, he's also 28.

That's not who you are. That's what I'm saying. What are you doing? Well, if he's never going to be champ. Like, remember when I first got in comedy and I was like trying to be this like, Mopee and you're like, what do you, and Rogan, we're like, what are you doing?

Yeah. That's not you. I told you. You're loud, like fucking be your guy, man. Be the guy. Be the guy. Be the guy. Because you can't go.

You're not, you didn't know you're trying to be. You're in Hollywood. You're trying to, I remember you would stand with your legs really spread apart. Yeah, I don't want to be the huge guy. You could be short. Like we were at a party and you go, hey, I'm enormous. Yeah.

Be enormous. You know what I'm saying? So it's, I get it. But I was a lot younger. And also, I didn't have a lot of feedback. from fan like even a child the fan base is telling you what you're doing they don't fuck with and you keep doubling down on it then here's the other problem you know who else doesn't fuck with

it Dana white and he's the one that calls the shots yeah and you signed with his arch nemesis Eddie Hearn and now you just lost your fight and that fight did sign that he didn't know you'd be allowed to for boxing or what no no as marketing to help him with his PR So he signed with Eddie Hearn. So, but now the issue is now you don't have control over your narrative or your career. And Dana's like, all right, buddy, nobody's vying for him to get a title rematch. Nobody. I never want to see that again.

That was a shit show. Dana was like, that's never happened again. Is that right? Yeah, it's never happened. So now you got to hope Islam-Makhchev either gets beat or just ages out until he can come away. So they're going to sit him down for a while. They might or will he'll fight. He wants to be active.

So maybe they give him morale. I think what happens is, I think Pradas gets Maka-Chev. Yep. I think November. Morales, Gary, is next. I love that fight. And then what happens, whoever wins that, his match. Yes, agree.

Here's my thing. I'm excited about that. But here's my thing. And I know I criticize Ian a lot, because I was such a glazer of his and such a fan of his, and he's just completely fucked all this up. My thing is, even if the UFC tries discipline him with bad matchups, they're probably not going to beat him. That's how talented. Oh, dude, he's so talented. Don't get it wrong.

Oh, I have something. Like, he's so talented. Like, I have, when I watch him fight, I'm like, that guy was made for this. He's, he's so athletic. He's such a good fighter. See, I didn't watch Saturday go, he's made for this. Really? I watched Saturday and went, something changed.

The killer instinct is gone. He might be a little, and now he's in the, since he got to the, like, right, he knocked out D-Rod. Outside that, in Cage Wars, I'm pretty sure he got clipped or knocked down. He might have lost a fight to his striking. He's become a little gun-shy, which I completely understand. So something's going on there. Let me ask you a question.

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It should be illegal. It should be right. That's what I feel. Yeah. I'm like, I just don't like it, man. The UFC should make it illegal. I don't like it because it fucks your knee up.

It also shot to Black Buffalo there, but it also, it's going to hurt the integrity and the roster of your talent. Shafcott's been out for how long? It's the same reason why we can't hit quarterback slow. They're the stars. You can't take out their legs and then they don't play. There you go. So, so the shot cut's out for how long now?

He destroys him. He had two operations. That guy was so talented. He'd be a real problem. He's big too. He'd be a real problem for Islam. Real problem. Real problem.

I would love to see him. That boy can grapple. But when you have techniques that can ruin your career, like literally, I got a problem with it. Halt. Song, Kenan. Yeah, Kenan dropped them really hard. Yeah. That's right.

And that kind of things can make you be like, oh, fuck that. I don't get knocked out. I don't, you know? Of course. Again, though. He is thinking about things other than fighting when I see that. I go, you're thinking about what's coming after fighting.

You're setting yourself up. You want to be a personality. There's this thing going on. There's more energy over there than here. But he'll tell you it's all about fighting. And then you will fight cautious. Why? You don't want to get hurt?

Punch in the face, all those things. The other thing is he's 28 and he's the captain of the ship. If you look at the Graysfall time, it's, yeah. Yeah, at 28, you just don't have the experience. You don't have the... Brazier had Eddie Futch. Angela Dundee was...

Tyson, that's super old school, but let's go to the UFC. GSP had Frost. Yeah. You have a leading for us. Brilliant. John Jones had Greg Jackson. Uh-huh. Right?

You got to have the watchman. Trigger had Mark Henry. We can keep going through it. Kane Velasquez, Kabib had his father. Islam had the father. You're right. Now Islam has Kabib. So they have people that they respect and they're almost

scared of. So in that corner, like, what in that corner? His striking coach was like, dude, what are you doing? Get on your bike. Get the footwork going. Start throwing some shots and he and get it.

Nah, I know what I'm doing. Buddy. Legit. Like, can you imagine if Islam, if his dad, rest and peace, if his dad was like,

hey man, why are you standing with this guy? And fucking Kibu was like, no, I know what I'm doing. Mayweather, Mayweather had his, his dad, his uncle. All of them have that.

All of the great ones have a really good point. Have a higher, very good point. Very good. respect. You have to, it's almost like you need an actor needs a director. It's almost like that. You need it. Correct. Or you're going to, you're going to, you're going to think that you can take things, you know, you can do your own thing. Yeah, Jason, that's it. He's great. He's phenomenal. He's great. Now, he had, he had piggy tails, which was, he's a complete badass, but you'd love him. I'm sure he's.

He's brilliant. One of the best coaches in the UFC. Oh, really? You know him? Yeah. Yeah. Brilliant. I love that he had piggy tails. Yeah, he's taken over for Duke Rufus, Milwaukee Cat. Yeah, he's a monster. But the point is, is it's like, yeah, can you, like, imagine an actor. I'm like, nope, I'll do that. I'll take it from here. And he's directing and acting, call on every shot. You're just not going to be able to put the emphasis on what the movie needs. You're going to miss details that the director who's not putting all the energy in it doing it all.

So these fighters. But your coach sets a culture. A standard. And a culture is like, Khabib, you think you'd have time to go do a bunch of bullshit. He'd be like, if you had like, if you were fucking. around with a bunch of girls. He'd be like, hey, hey, hey, dude, you can quit, but this is what we're doing. I've talked to Balah Muhammad at length about what that training camp was like. He goes, dude, there's no fucking around. Like, and everybody eats, praise, trains. It's all regimented

men. And Kabib will be like, if you don't like it, you can go. That's the standard. Do you ever hear of Kabib when Islam, he was just coming up? He was like all these interviews, he goes, oh, just lose. He goes, oh, no, I'll make it easy for you. Just lose and all this goes away. do that. And Islam's like, okay. Yeah. And Islam said, if Kabib told me to quit right now, I would. Like, he's my boss. You need that. You do. You need a, you need a leader in the house. Because you can then just focus. A leader reminds you. It's like going to church. It's like, hey, hey, hey, remember? You know, it's like, it reminds you like what the, where the bar is, what the standard is. Also what we do. Also what the mission is. Yeah. And they're going to ask you to do things that

you probably didn't think were possible yourself. It's a. It's a. same reason why Patrick Mahomes isn't calling every play. He has offense coordinator. He has a head coach that he has to listen to because they might know the game a little better. Now, does he know the game? Fuck yeah. Like the back of the end. Does he know the offense? I'm sure you could call the game himself. He's not going to call it as good as the elder who's been around 50 years in professional football. Such a good point. Such a good point. Man, that's that that is that is something I never thought of and it's the best the best analysis I've heard in concerning Ian Machado Gary your ego your wife is not your anchor as much as you love or his daughter no no

no you need you need a man who is your coach who you revere you're a little afraid of yes and who you will you who's bidding you will do no matter what and he should get one of these guys who's just who's who's who's been doing it forever and and then but also to that point too like there's days as a fighter, we're like, oh, man, I can't spar today. Like, if I was running my own camp, on Tuesdays, or I'm sorry, Thursdays when we'd have to spar and I'm beat up from the week prior and I practice three times a day. And then Thursday morning, it's like, and you have the hardest sparring, like, oh, my God. If I'd have a coach, I'm like, I'm taking 10 a day off, man.

My body's too beat up. Of course. The coach's like, no, you're not. No, we got to fight through this buddy. And then they're coaching and you're like, man, actually you're better. And I thought, you learn things because it's natural. I'm going to rest today. And the coach goes, no, you're not.

Matter of fact, you're doing this, and then we're going on a two-mile job. You're not going to push yourself the way your fucking coach can push you. But that's why you have coaches. You need a standard that you meet every day. And again, this is part of the problem where UFC is still in leather helmet days. That doesn't happen in any other fucking sport. No sport. And all across the board, in all the higher leagues, no one calls their own shots like that.

Having said all that, the motherfucker is so talented. if he dialed in and had somebody who was really smart to say hey you know what you're doing right now this isn't working step it up blitz that fucker whatever etc etc like if he was with nixick and those boys like those boys and say he gets around strickland the boys that that that that squad oh that talk that gay shit around strickland would keep you in line Monday through Friday you're getting roasted and this me in practice he's going to strickland's going to never Bring the dogger. He would never stick around.

I would buy in Gary a one-way ticket to Vegas. It would change his life. To park camp in Las Vegas and work with Nitsick. And train with Strickland. Yeah. He'd be World Champion. I bet he would. But he's going to keep doing what he's doing.

Traveling around. Going to Georgia, get ready for wrestling, going to Dagestan, coming down to Brazil, jumping over to, just bouncing around, being the head of the captain. It's fun. his wife and kick can come with him well michael morales you know if he meets michael morales it's going to be a good fight again i would favor ian gary in a decision over michael morales he might fight all this being said very boring fight but yeah that's the other thing with i and gary

too now you you you fought for title uh the hardcore some of them appreciate your style the majority of the fan base hate your style and now you've lost and you're doing this cuck shit in the media. And you signed with the arch nemesis of the owner of your business. He's just making mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake. Because I'm sure his wife was like, I think it's good you go with Eddie Hearn. Do you? Hmm.

Okay. I can tell you how it's going to work out. Oh, yeah. Nobody's ever bet against Dana and won in the history of mixed martial arts. It's never worked out for anybody, including myself. he will make sure you're fucked on that end of things trust me he'll sit you down you know and not physically sit you down and he'll just call certain people that makes your life very difficult to navigate yeah okay especially if you're under his control as far as matchup was and you're boring you're fucked

and you lose and you lose you've had two opportunities and you've lost both now what they'll do is they're still going to give him big fight, sure. Who's the last guy he fought? Ian Gary? Yeah. He beat Prattez and then he beat Bilal Muhammad. That's right. Yep.

That process, here's what they're going to do. As good as Ian Gary is, I'm going to tell you how he's going to go. He's probably three or four away from you to tell him shot now. You think so? They're going to make it very difficult. If Islam's champ,

now what could be good for Ian is if Prattez one or Michael Morales one. If they can start them in the first round, because then you're not going to do immediate rematch and somebody else can get in there. But there's nobody else really. No. For Michael Morales, I would

love, you got to have Michael Morales and Ian Gary. If Michael Morales starts as Ian Gary, now we got a real... That's the end of Ian Garry. Yeah. If he lost this next one, that'd be the end. Yeah. There's no bounce back. Really? Uh-uh. Mm-mm.

He just has to have a couple of Jesus. the UFC does. They're going to make it, they're like, yeah, yeah, you're still a top dog, where you're just three away. And you're three, you're going to be Michael Morales. You're probably going to do a rematch with protest. He's not going to take it on short notice. And then we're going to wait for some young buck who matches up really well with you. That's going to be tough for you to beat. Bonfim, you know. It's a stack. I mean, Daniel Rodriguez, Kevin Holland, even the bottom part guys are killers. You know what? We're going to find out how much they hate him, Gary. If they announce,

Ian Gary versus Amosov, you know they fucking hate him. Oh, man. Oh, man. Because they're going to use it. You better. They're going to say, Amazon, we want to bump him up. But he's a killer. Amazon's a killer.

Bubba? Yeah. He's the best guy on that list. He is, right? Yeah, yeah. He is, isn't he? Oh, yeah. He's the sleeper.

Oh, buddy. He's the sleeper. I know the casuals aren't familiar with him yet. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. he's the complete package complete package so we're going to find out

oh i totally forgot about that all this is talking about michael morales yeah it's a good car you might go uh we're good hey vegan kid hey cock boy you're gonna take a little trip to russia

hey cuck boy you know ukraine's in the war right he's like yeah why oh we're not sending you there but we're sending you a guy who fought in the war why don't you give them your take on eating vegan Oh, you know what? Try hugging Amosov.

Go ahead. Oh, he's a beast. Dude, oh, look at him. You're not, he's not hearing a fucking peep out of anybody. Oh, why? Because his fucking building got blown up. He went and got his World Championship belt out of the building himself. And then, I don't know, shot 40 Russians on the way out.

Oh, but Ian, tell us how you're vegan and women should run the world. What a bad. Mad motherfucker. Good luck. Good luck fucking with that guy. Yikes. There he is. Hard to find him in here.

Look at him. If you've seen that's that fight, just now in Gary's coat. Jesus. I don't know what they're going to do with him. That's a real man. I forgot. He's hiding like a tiger in the tall grass. Oh, boy.

What's his, what's his background? Did he just come up in the Samba Ranks? The high level Samba ranks? Samba right? Yeah, there it is. There it is.

Yeah. Been wrestling and kicking his whole life. Multiple, multiple, multiple time. Gold medal is. Let me see. Wow. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of gold. Everyone's on Saldick's nuts right now.

Roberto Saldick. He fought in one championship. He's a savage. He's a free agent now from one championship. Chip. I'm a soft beat him. Good Lord. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's... Go to his record for me, Jim. Dude. Dude. And Jason Jackson is a badass, so that's ended up the chaos, that he got lost to. Wow. He's beat a lot of people, Douglas Lima.

Logan Story. Ed Ruth. Ed Ruth is an All-American National Champion from Penn State. NCW champion. Yeah, he out-ristened. ridiculous wrestler. So he's seen all the looks. I think you're right,

Ben, dude, that's like the best call to do Nixon camp with Strickland. Because their mentality, I'm sure even it'll bring out the killer

in Ian because you'll get pissed off and dude, that'd be perfect. Or send him two, three years to Ukraine and forget it. Yeah, that's not going to happen. You want to go to Vegas

and get with Strickland or do you want to do Ukraine and work with Amazon? You pay. Yeah. Hey, buddy. You got to leave the vegan patties here, though.

those guys might shoot you if you bring that down there. Yeah, Amazov is a... Do you think that's a possibility? Absolutely. I know the UFC better than most people. Buddy, if they want to discipline in Gary, they'd be like, yeah, the morale's fight would be huge. Here's Amsov.

We're going to knock you down a couple. Oh, Mary felt like a bitch. Now your hands are going to be full. Mary felt like a bitch? Yeah, you've been working take out of defense. That's so cute. Well, you're going to need it. Here's Amazon.

Because we're trying to build him now, Poppy, okay? We're going to do it off your name. Wow. He's still so talented. Again, if he dials in. Again, that's not a gimmie. No. That'd be by far the tub of the fight.

IQ, man, right? High fight IQ, smart. You would know going to that fourth round. If you had a high IQ, no going that fourth round, you got to get going. You would know your down. Yeah, but that's, that's again, probably a mindset

yeah I'm more concerned over here than I am over here it's so frustrating I hope it's a phase I hope he learns from it but he didn't seem like he was very broken up about the loss

that was my entire problem I'm like oh you don't get fuck you're happy not getting finished oh you fought not to get finished next next you're out you're out

you're out drives me fucking nuts you're out it's a real real still a huge fan of Ian Machado Gary I just want to see him be as good as he's supposed to stop being gay I just want to see him be as good as he's supposed to be yeah yeah stop being gay um did you see did you see your boy din Thomas we loved then yes he was uh he was in uh my my girlfriend that's my girlfriend um Robertson, McKenzie, Gillian.

Julian. Julian. It's not McKenzie. McKenzie Durrne. Gillian Robertson. I find her, let me just start thinking. I find her attractive.

McKinsey Dern? I will both. I actually find. If you don't find McKenzie Dirt or attractive. I well, I mean, then you're gay. But I find her attractive.

I just like her smile. I think she's tough. She's very muscular. But that's my thing, because I'm gay. Yeah. And, but she... You're not,

you're not fighting your gayness. No. I liked that. She was... There's something cool about it. In that picture right there? Yeah. She's just...

I just love a... She's just tough. She did such a good job wrestling and not getting finished, and that's all I can say. She didn't do a good job wrestling. She got taken down more than... But she at least didn't get finished by McKenzie Dern. But God, McKenzie Dern is good.

And look at the evolution and her boxing. She's got Jason... Perillo. Perillo. Her boxing looks really good. She's just those long... Bam, that job. She looked great.

She's just such a good athlete that you can see the difference between something like McKenzie Dern where you go, look at how much better you've gotten at boxing since you started fighting. What did you think of, Den Thomas, being like, I'm retiring from coaching. I've taken her as far as she's ever going to get. I'm out. It's just bad time. I like Dean Thomas so much.

Love him. The one thing I did say when I watched him coaching. Don't play this yet, Jim. Brian's going to love this. He said, he was saying, he kept saying, you got to move your feet. You got to move your feet a lot. And then he would say other things like, but I don't know, he knows so much more about fighting. So I don't want to, and I think he's awesome.

Great coach. I just, I just felt like that was it translating. I don't think he knew what to say to her. I think he realized she was to be, there was nothing he could say. There you go. To be fair, unfortunately, Jillian's so outclass in that fight. That there's, it doesn't matter if Nick Sick, Mark Henry, Trevor, women, it's not the corner. there's nothing anybody can say

she's outclassed in every single facet in MMA and he's going and that's his girl like he brought her up they've been together he's been her only coach and he's just like oh fuck she's awesome he did a great job but when you got McKenzie Dern it's just

different I think he realized there's no way forward to win yeah there's no way to win move your feet do your thing yeah I would have said hey we're going for broke going for broke what we're doing is not Even then, you toss the game plan out.

You get punched in the face. You get taken to the ground. I mean, going for Brokes. Now, play that video because Dinn, what I love is takes accountability. And please get my wife out of the screen. Dinn takes accountability here. This is how you handle it. See, even if Fauci did this, Fauci knew some, all these terrible people.

Detail is a man. If you take accountability, because now there's no narrative. Now this goes, got it, Din. We are good. Play it, Chin. We know how this is. It's an emotional roller coaster. It's, you're dealing.

with the same insecurities, the same highs and lows. But it's just not the corner. It's everything leading up to it. Everything leading up to it. You have to deal with all that stuff. And it's an emotional roller coaster. And I've been very vocal about this, that it's not my favorite thing to do.

I've tried to quit time and time before. I thought when Tyron Woodley got knocked out by Jake Paul, I was like, yo, it's my last time doing this. I remember you. Yeah, my last time doing this. I'm not doing this no more. But I took on Gillian. And I have to say,

Saturday night was the most inappropriate time for me to bring up the fact that I did not want a corner again. It was completely irresponsible. It was despicable. I shouldn't have done it. I should have waited until maybe even today. I should have waited to a different time. Then take away her moment. Now, this is a young lady that I've worked with for her entire. How do you not love him? How do you not love a man like that who, who, who, who, who, That me a call by. This is great. The last seven years, it's just been me and her working endlessly just together, traveling, working together.

That's why everybody back home doesn't see. Right. They don't understand it. We've been working endlessly time and time again together. And I remember her coming to me crying, I just would like to win two in a row, three in a row. And she went on this amazing run. She's broken records. And I selfishly stole her moment that night.

And instead of congratulating her on her run, I stole her moment. And I want to apologize to her for that because I stole her moment. And I was completely wrong. I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed. But I'm not

too big to say I'm sorry. What a man. What a man? And for her... What can you say? I love him. Jillian, I love you.

I got your back. I've always had your back. This is not the end. I've always had your back. And I want you to know that I'm always hit. Man, what a man. That's how you apologize.

And but also for the, I mean, of course, the internet's getting the internet, but as far as like real dudes, especially real dudes involved in the game, I go, I get then. We all get it. Everybody gets it. All good, Bubba. He had a moment. And by the way, it's not a crime to not want a corner anymore.

It's not a crime to not want to coach anymore. It's weird to announce it. Sure. But he's awesome. And he's just a great guy. I mean, you know, I've known him a little, just a little bit, but you know, great, great guy. But once you do that, all good. Yeah.

Like, so many people could look. Oh, weird. You mean a professional fighter? Man's the fuck up. Takes accountability? Like, all these guys. By the way, and also, to his point, and to her point, she had a hell of a run. She's a fucking beast.

I mean, you know, she met McKenzie Dern, who's just a special talent, who's just different. Proved it as a jiu-jitsu and now is proving it in UFC. Okay. But also, it's all. Good. Jillian, by all measurements, has a successful UFC career. That's what I'm saying. It's not over.

Is she going to be champ? No. No. This is the world. The professional sports world is so cold-hearted. Yeah. Because guess what? There's worse matchups for her in that division.

I don't know if you know the girl. Bring up the- Yes. What I'm going to say? Fatima. Fatima. You know what the fuck she would do to Jillian-Rump? It's, it's, yeah.

She's a. And she could definitely get her next. Like that's a worst fight. Fatima finishes her. What about on the ground? Has Fatima? McKenzie hasn't met Fatima yet. No.

She will, though. Very soon. Very soon. That girl's two away. Really? Maybe one away in the women's division. Yeah. Beast.

She's a fucking problem. Yeah. Real problem. So for Jillian, it's like, ah. And don't get twisted. So you have Fatima there, who I think's probably the best.

And then you got Waylae, we don't know where she's at. you know but way lay's sitting there too sitting in the cut saying well hey also how do you think julian would do against tautianna swarza you know like it it's tough dude it's the toughest baba it's not tough it's the toughest you know why you're fighting for your life where people are night in night out it's just it's just tough but listen isn't a sad story for julian okay so you first of all you're to fight for a belt less than 1% of the entire history of the U.C.

gets to fight for a belt. You got to. Valentina Shifshanko. Valentina Shishanko best ever? I don't know. I don't give a fuck about female fighting. Keep going, Chin. Well, what about McKenzie Dern

Valentina Shafshanko eventually? No. Different way class. Yeah, different. Current events? I just want McKenzie Dern and keep winning. Yeah. All right.

Sad news. Hayden Penantieri. Man, she's so beautiful. You knew her a little bit, right? When I first moved to L.A., one of my best buddy, Scotty, who we played football together, was dating her for a long time, too. And yeah, when I first came to LA, a lot of my time was spent going over her house. And she was awesome.

Good person. Yeah. Awesome. Damn. You know, she was mid, when I met her, you're talking shit, dude. She was early mid-20s. So, you know, her and Scott were doing their thing. You know, they go out a lot.

Gorgeous. But just a talented and gorgeous. Stupid talented. Wasn't she in Sin City? No. Stunningly beautiful. Really? She wasn't in Sin City?

No. No. It was never in Sin City. I love that movie. Who was that? Who was that? I don't know. Oh, you're talking about Murphy who died.

No. No. Yeah, you're talking about Murphy, dude. Hold on, Baba. Take it easy. Okay. No, I know for a fact, dude. Because you look like Yellowbassas.

Jessica Alba? Brittany Murphy. Britney Murphy. That's who you're thinking of. Yeah, there was a blonde in there. That's Britney Murphy, dude. Hold on, I'll show you. Jamie King?

No. It doesn't matter. Yeah, right. If you go to Cincinnati cast, it's the blonde girl. Is Britney Murphy? I'm about to freak the fuck out. This is the cast. Because we're wasting time, and I'm 1,000% correct.

That's her. That's Brittany. Yeah, and she's blonde in the goddamn movie. Anything else? Yeah, all right. All right. Take it easy. Take it easy.

Take it easy. All right. She's in a ton of shit, Ryan? Nashville. She's in, remember the Titans? I was thinking about Alex.

Alex Bebele. That's how I was like her. All right. So Hayden Penetary, did she date? Did she date? Well, she's married. She's married to Klitsko.

And that's the story where Scott and her were on off forever, right? And then she starts seeing Klitsko. And then they broke up. She starts dating Scotty. And then Scottie calls me and goes, hey, I think the Russians are following me with Klitsko. I need you come over.

But that's not my fight. That's not my fight. No, I'm not going to fight a bunch of. Real quick, because I'm with glitch in it. Are they together and you're still fucking around? What am I fighting for? I don't want to fight these Russians. You out of your mind?

Take a shot. What a bummer. She had an alcohol problem. Was she an alcohol? She did have alcohol and drug problems before. Now, I know you don't like conspiracies. I know nobody else. Hold on.

I know you don't like conspiracies. But she did do a podcast. And that guy's very good. You can probably find it, Chin. She was talking about how Hollywood Presser do all this stuff and, you know, and the pedophilia and stuff like that. And my father, she's dead. I'm not saying that's the case, but it's very suspicious.

Yeah, she seems crying. She was having a hard time here. What was what was going on? I worked so hard to cry. Oh, real quick, pause. Hold on. imagine this family. Her mother and father, right?

Her younger brother died years ago. And now she's dead. No kids left. No. Imagine me in that family. Dude. Hit it, Chin. Oh, this is the whole part.

It's nine minutes long. Now, play it. Just kidding. I... ...up to Jay Shetty like never before. This is the heart of that conversation. Her whole story. This starts with a childhood split between film sets and school hallways.

You can pause it real quick, Chinty? She alludes to how like when she was really young, the directors and her acting coaches would teach her to hone in on death and her dying for her to cry and to harness those feelings and those emotions. And she said when you're a kid and your folks on that dark, dark shit, it create a lot of issues for me as I got older and started thinking about death and started really just thinking about those things. Man, what a bummer man.

she, you know, it feels like a suicide? No. No? No, fuck no. She wasn't suicidal. Oh. No. No, listen, you know me, I put my, uh, my detective hat on.

She got her, her and her boyfriend are on, on off again, right? He got arrested for domestic violence, right? I think he got two felonies. So he has a history of hitting her. Who is her boyfriend? Some fucking Joe Schmoe. So then, uh, they recently got back together. the cops were called days before.

I don't think he had anything to do with it, but I watched too much crime shit where you know. Yeah, Brian Hickerson. 2019 arrested on felony domestic violence charges after police and Marks on Panitary 2020 arrested

and went to jail for hitting her as well. Okay, well that's not good. Yes. They got a brawl in 2022 outside of L.A. hotel. They both were Brawling, huh? Then they recently got back together. Both probably big drinkers?

They did do stuff together, yeah. Uh-huh. He punched her in the face, okay. Yeah, bad guy. You might want to see somebody about that. Bad guy. Yeah, see me. You know what I mean?

Like, I can't, like, oh, you know, I grabbed my girl and we were in a wrestling match. You punched her in the face. That's what we go, what? Yeah. What happened? Yeah. Oh, dude, you can't do that. You just can't do that.

Yeah. I don't care what she did to you. You can't punch. All the guys who hate girls, and we know a few, right? All the guys who hate girls always make an excuse. Of course. She's crazy, man. Of course.

Listen, maybe as crazy as you want. You should never hit them. What was that? What was that? Chris Rock said, I'll shake a girl. You know, you grab a girl and you're in a wrestling match. She's trying to beat you up or something. You know, they're, but when you go like this and punch a girl in the face, you have

to hate her. Like, there's something, I don't know. You have to hate women. That's where I go. You have to be something's wrong with you. Sorry, dude. Yeah, no one right in the mind touches it. No, even though you hate someone, I've hated people.

You're not going to punch a girl. Get out of there. Yeah, exactly. Get out. Leave. Yeah, or pretty sure it was an OD. Yeah, that's what they're saying now. She's probably taking some pain killers.

Okay. And who knows? I mean, once you get, I'm sure once you get back on those, you're probably like, but she did have a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She did have a, there's a, there's time. Sometimes when you go sober and then you start using again, apparently it's like way worse. Um, I mean, you're used to the tolerance you had before. So probably you do way more.

But also you're drawn into this on again, off again, abusive relationship. That's a form of, that's also a form of addiction and abuse. But there's a lot of like red flags if you watch that interview. She's crying out for help. Yes. Yeah. Poor girl. Poor girl.

Man, makes me sad. And that poor, her daughter too, she had a little girl. God. And those poor parents. Can't imagine. I can't either. Can't fucking imagine. God.

Tragic. Tragic all the way around. What if she got chin? well there's another death i don't know if you're going to cover that or all but the richard richard colin remember the boxer who's hit behind the head then went into a coma yeah wasn't a bad shot that that's what's weird wasn't bad shot and then he passed away yeah but he went the coma just he just he was just messed up for the longest time and then he finally passed away which one is it this guy here on the left

did not the guy coming his face right yeah terrible right man hmm geez Yeah, illegal blow to the back of the head. And he complained about it too. Yep, brain pressure on the brain. My father at 86 has a, like he couldn't play golf. His back is all messed up because he doesn't believe in any kind of warm up or exercise. He just believes in going out and swinging a club. Okay, so that's always good.

And but he's, and then he'll eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and drink a Coke. Love it. But he's 86. So who am I to be like? Fuck it. You know what I mean? He's a big man. He's 86.

Yeah, let him fucking live. And he's fairly healthy. So what am I going to say? Let them fucking live. Right. I'm not going to give them advice. My grandma smoked her. She was in her 90s.

She's so did mine. She didn't die from that. She died from, you know, other shit. Yeah, yeah. That's my grandfather's same thing. When they're older, or stuck in their ways,

let them do their shit. I'm not saying shit. It's working for them, yeah. I mean, I- else die, Chin? I need some auto parts, but I want a friendly staff.

I want to make sure that if they don't have it in stock, they have it at least online. I need somebody to help me. Like say I want to change my battery when I'm still in the vehicle. Do you know anybody that can help me, Brennan? Dude, one place I only go to. It's O'Reilly Auto Parts.

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The shock people? No. Uh-huh. They have electric gloves. It is real. No. It is. They shock them?

Yeah, just so you can, you know, apparently it's safer than pepper spray because it gets on bystanders and also it's safer than a bullet. So you want to feel somebody, you want to really feel somebody lose their freedom. I'm not buying this, man. No, it's true. You see it on TikTok or something? No, this is in the news. They've got electric gloves. Just so you can get somebody who's been here for 20 years, he's not going to want to leave.

He's got like a, but you know, you don't want your gardener. You don't want, you don't want an illegal alien trimming your hedges. You need to glove them up. There you go. Just have a bunch of Americans and masks grab you with electric gloves. Bro, you grab me with electric gloves. You know what I mean? and you're like, ah, like that.

Just so you can feel, feel the person squirm in your hands like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a fish. You know some high school bros are going to hold these clothes. I see so many possibilities of, dude. Can you electric yourself? You know, like, oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's just going to be. Oh, it comes from compliant technologies.

Yeah. May, let's get you compliant. Hey, you're not being compliant. Yes. That's good. I don't think this is a good idea at all. Oh, you don't? No.

Just a bunch of poorly trained. masks, ICE officers coming in with the clogs. Ground around the neck, it goes to the head. Yeah, apparently they say you can't use them on pregnant women. What a surprise. The profoundly handicapped or children. No shit. Yeah, but women always say, I'm pregnant when they get arrested.

Hey, good defense. I would too. If I was a guy, I'd be like, guys, I'm pregnant. I'm trans. Don't shock my baby. God, I don't want to be grabbed by it with electric gloves. Yeah. I'd love to fucking.

love to wrestle you with electric gloves that'd be tough that might be your only chance it would be my chance i would fuck you up with my electric gloves even then you're fucking no a little little t-rex look like this day ah you'd be like that and i fucking ah i just put i'd go like that just call you and you'd be a problem it'd be a problem that's still remember electricity it's tough it'd be fuck you ever see somebody who gets electrocuted oh yeah it's horrible they just go oh man for some people but some people don't react at all to it are you're immune to it are yeah well they don't make noise. They just go.

Yeah, but they fall. They'll face plant. But even, you know, that stupid thing we brought in, has like 10,000 volts, whatever. It hurts some people, but obviously didn't hurt me. Or it hurt, but it wasn't like, it's going to drop you. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know how to work. This whole thing, what is this? N.S. Canter is declaring his eligibility for the upcoming W.8. Two different. Because WM. Because WM.B.A. goes, we don't define what a woman is. So Cantor went, very cool. Well, I was the number three draft picking in the NBA,

an average 11.11 rebounds. I'm going to play in WMB. He would average 80 points. Did you ever hear? The woman just took to Instagram. She played D1 basketball. She was not a standout with this other girl. It was a standout.

Too amazing. And they said, they were both six foot two and crushing, beat everybody. And she said, we were as good as it gets for D1 players as women. I had a full ride everywhere. My friend was even better. And we played two guys that had played high school basketball. They were regular shows. And they beat the fucking shit.

out of us. She's like, you know, oh, this is great. Anyways, Dennis Cancer and Royce White were both going to. Love it. Yep. So this is Royce White's interview. And they canceled this. They cancel his interview and he accused the network of

sounds like that. He was another NBA player. He just got a wig on. Two or three o'clock, they they messaged me and said, we're canceling the interview. We have other news. are so universal excuse we have other news and I just

I feel the life of me again they're not giving black women a voice sometimes identifying as trans black women voice yes is how crazy our culture has become it's just blows my mind it's disappointing it is it's a huge disappointment

hilarious so good yes just make a mockery of how outlandish all this is It's how he identifies. It's based on a feeling. It's based on a feeling, okay? Who are you to say that my feelings are not...

What's this, Jim? Fowler. This is absolutely nothing will prepare you for what this wheelchair user does when the cheer lift at the train station doesn't work. And this is from Asman Gold. So just check it out. Tell me when to pause it, but it's great. Prepare you for what this wheelchair user does

when the chairlift at the train station doesn't work. This has 17 million views. Yes, I've been waiting for this coverage. I didn't even know about this. The lifts down. Rip. Here's what happens if you're a wheelchair user, and the lift breaks at the train station. This was Manchester Piccadilly, and when I arrived, the lift was broken, and I had my chair and attachment.

I spoke to the staff, and they brought down a stair lift. I don't think it works. The first option was the built-in stair lift, but this actually didn't work. They figured out that it was broken. So that was two options completely down. The second option was a small portable stair lift, which, didn't look as sturdy and I was quite scared of it, not gonna lie. But they brought it down anyway and when we got to the bottom,

we realized that my chair wouldn't fit onto it. I have quite a long wheelbase with my attachment, so we couldn't do it. We just got on off a flight too, so I couldn't even detach my attachment because it was physically taped together and we didn't have scissors. So in the end, because I'm ambulatory

and I did have a bit of energy on this day, I offered to walk up the stairs while they carried up my setup. The staff were in helpful in this case, but I'm not sure that it would have been fixed if I couldn't walk up the stairs. Travel is really unpredictable anyway, but if you add in being a wheelchair user, you never quite know what's going to happen

or how to get to your destination. So traveling with a disability is a roller coaster. I'm not ready to get mad. So they actually don't hear my ticks. And when I'm distracted, I don't tick as much. I'm starting to get mad. Guys, I'm starting to get mad. You just do...

I don't know if a wheelchair would be enough. This is the... So I'm really glad that I can go. That's insane. Trying to do a COVID. test with, wait, she has Tourette's too? Oh, shit. All right, you want to just close your eyes, sorry.

Oh, no. I, seizures and feigning in class. Wait, what? Small seizure. Absence seizure. Absent seizure begins. 2X speed. So she's recording herself.

Like, I'm sorry, guys, but this is fucking ridiculous. I don't want to come off. Okay, I do want to come off as instance. So this seems like another performative that acts weird for fucking attention. I came out of this faint and went straight into another. I can walk good on some days. No way. This is...

Skating. I feel really tall. Sometimes I can't move my legs at all. But on really good days like this, I can do something. Oh my God. Like if it was just the wheelchair stuff, maybe this person faints often. Maybe they have epilepsy that's really serious. This is the same girl.

You're a penis She's so full of shit She's so full of shit She's so full of shit For being able to walk and do gymnastics Games to have multiple other conditions Ingoating Tourette's syndrome Autism and full body paralysis

Which seem to go and come on a whim I don't know what to say Why is it that she doesn't do Like I just Five years now and I have learned a lot I've had so many different experiences Being a wheelchair user And is that a wheelchair can really change your life

in the UK. She's an ass. So it says what she has is Munchausen syndrome. Yeah, she's an asshole. Yeah, she sucks. Yeah. No skill, so she has to do that. Yeah, people are trying to figure out if she's trolling, but I think she's really trying

to do this, like, to get attention. I'm allergic. I couldn't believe she fucking got up and started walking up those stairs. So I decided to do, just walk up the stairs. Just make everybody around you deal with all the shit, bring out the stuff. I bet the workers like, hey man. Ugh. You suck.

Yeah. Somebody has to tell her to get fuck. Oh, this is wild. This is wild. How the kid didn't know this fucking snake was in his helmet. Have you seen this? Over an hour. It's like a cotton mouth. It was a cotton mouth. Super dangerous. That's a cotton mouth. Just chilling his helmet. He practiced for an hour with this in his helmet. See, that's his head. It's a very venomous snake. That's a baby cotton mouth. I see him. And it was in his fucking helmet. It's his helmet. For an hour. around his head. This is a closer look. Apparently, one of the coaches spotted it when he brought in his helmet for inspection during that practice. Eventually, school staff secured it in a tote bag until animal services came to take it away. What?

Griff has been chomping at the bit all morning to talk about it. It's such a crazy story. It gives snakes on a plane a whole new meaning. In an Arizona, everybody's afraid of rattlesnakes, right? We shake everything. This is in Little Rock. I grew up in Memphis, Tennessee. The Cotton mouth is the most, dangerous snake. I just can't believe he played for an hour. Finally, he's like, hey, coach, something's wrong with my helmet. They look in there and there's a two-foot cotton mouth. Are you kidding me? I would still be. I'm screaming inwardly. The only reason I'm not screaming outwardly is because it was getting bit in the head by a cotton mouth is not going to work out. Probably the only reason to get bit because it probably was like squished. He's like, what the fuck? I can't move. He's like, oh God, oh, just that giant sweaty head.

The fuck. That's crazy. Yeah. An hour. That's crazy. All right, there's a one that's that's longer. Just a snake, but it's so good. I would never believe that. I'd be like, what? Oh, let's just do this one real quick first. This is in Japan. Oh, my God, dude.

There's an earthquake during multiple, multiple surgeries in this building. I know a plastic surgeon. Oh! A magnitude earthquake struck on July 28th. Tables, chairs, and medical equipment rolled around the room as staff rushed to shield that patient. Hospital officials say four surgeries were underway at the time. All of them were completed successfully once the shaking stopped.

Fuck. That's so cool to see those. The surgeons. The surgeons are so badass. Gangster, man. Surgeons are gangsters. Everybody in hospitals, those people are amazing. They're just there to heal.

What were you going to say that, Brian? You said there's something you're going to say about this. Oh. So during the BLM riots, my friend was giving somebody a full facelift. And with men, you have to take their face off.

Oh, yeah, if you know that. You take their face off. So he had his face basically kind of off and he was going to, you know, tighten it. And they were trying to break in downstairs in the middle of the surgery,

this whole mob. And he was like, holy fuck. He goes, lock the door. I have this guy's face off. And I got to attach his face. Turned out to be, apparently I go out of go. He goes, no, he looks great now.

Woo, because they decided to move on. Somebody goes, Let's go down the street. Jesus. Thank God. Because there was a drugstore underneath. Oh. I can't tell Brendan's interested or not.

But so this one, this one's a wild story. So it's another cop dash cam, body cam one. So this guy, I think he recently got out of prison. He served this long sentence. He's trying to change his life around. So someone gave him work at this house. But unfortunately, the wife or something didn't know about it. So they called the police that he's breaking in.

And he has warrants. So if he has, you know, anything goes on, he has to get arrested. He's going to be in jail again for a long as time. So he's like, this is what happens afterwards. I think you might be in jail. Hold on. We changed the locks. Uh-oh.

You don't know? I have to keep. I was going to put that new locks on this. That's not true. We just changed the locks. Okay. Uh-oh. You put a brand new thing.

Somebody broke a window the other day, put their hands through there, and tripped the lock, got in, stole seven bikes. Did you steal the bikes too? I'm working. I thought the drywall. I mean, do you see it? I saw the chain. I was here yesterday.

That fence was not like that. He's working on the house. He's not working on the house. I just got here this morning. You've seen the drywall man? He's, are you taking ownership of this house? No, I'm just trying to help him for money.

He's paying him. Does he know what any problem in jail? Yes. Your son paid him. I promised you'll be a good job. No. I don't know you from Adam. Okay.

Well, peace. I want to know how you got in the house if we just changed the... Great question. That just happened a few days ago. No, he's lying. Well, he's working over here. So I never had a guy break into a house and work on it, okay? Do you have a key for the house?

Do you have a key for the house? Okay. That's a rye. So he's going inside. He had the wall. All right. Hold on. What you did?

1223, 1982. Mm-hmm. That doesn't come back to anybody named Berkheimer. Uh-oh. So, I'm going to try it again or? It's falling apart. Okay. You're inside.

Just two hours? Just giving me information. Oh, huh. You understand where I'm coming from? Okay. Tell you what, turn around and grab the wall. Okay. Our officer is old school.

He says, turn around and grab the wall. Like, when is the last time you heard that? Usually officers nowadays just say turn around to put your hands behind your back. This is old school Duke's a hazard grab the wall. All right, this officer's. You'll see how this officer's been around the block. Turn around and grab the wall. Come on.

What did I do? Turn around and grab the wall. Uh-oh. What? I didn't do anything. I can't work. Like I said, throw around. Grab.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, this guy just screamed. He has a gun on him. All right. Things have escalated to its highest point. So do I.

Oh, my goodness. Oh. Go zero. You toss that gun on the ground right now. Ventilate your ass. The gun. It's got a dog in there. All right.

They are going to get the long gun. They're going to get a high-powered rifle. Shout out to this officer. Once I know that I have him cornered up there on the third floor of a house, I'd make sure that there was a perimeter. And I'd be calling SWAT. I'd be like, hey, man, my job is over. This officer is extremely That's right and professional.

Let's get those guys in there and know. Do not f*** this up. You understand me? I don't care. I understand you don't care. Okay. Okay. Okay.

And he told you his house is empty. He told me to come do some work on the house. Okay. So why are you doing this right now? Well, a phone call can straighten that shit out. Why are you doing this right now? Because I don't trust the police. Oh, okay.

Well, trust this. toss that. Well, trust this, bitch. Okay. But this is wrong. You ever shoot somebody? Yep. Gotcha.

At least three times. You understand? Oh, my goodness. Gangster shit. Did you ever shot anybody? Yep. He says, shoot me three times. He says, shoot me three times.

He goes, gotcha. That's crazy. I like, no problem. I like how calm he's like, very cool, man. We're going to have to drop the gun. I'm going to shoot you. Yeah, you're going to come at me with a gun. I'm going to shoot me three times.

No problem. Poor guy. Yeah. Poor guy, actually. That guy die? Yes. Yes, he died. Yeah, three shots to do that.

Yeah, three shots. He just, he wanted to die. That bums me out. He just has nothing to live for. Can't go back to him. I'm on the cop side here, though. He's like, all right, motherfucker. He had to do what he had to do.

That's suicide. That's suicide. Yeah, he's like, if this is what you want to do, because you pull gutta, I got a family too, Bubba, and I want to live. I was thinking about this too. I'm not bad shit crazy. That's the kind of shit cops deal with all the time.

You could tell this cop has dealt with this next stuff. I just have a cop is like, you've a shiny buddy goes, yeah, yep. That's, that's an experience cop. Yeah.

But cops deal with people who are at the end of their chain all the time. Who don't care who they hurt. Right. And they could pull a knife, a gun, whatever it is.

You're, think about living that way until you've had that experience and you're critical of cops or you think that we should defund the police or you think that, you know, we don't need cops.

One really says that anymore though. We got some people. It's not not really. You're right. That's an old school narrative. Like, Even the woke, like, people are like, uh,

Oh, they're a dangerous. There are dangerous motherfuckers out there. And you want, yeah, you want people who understand violence who are good people. Like, what is that, Miumutamu Musashi quote?

A good men must know violence. A peaceful man must know violence or your peace will be owned by a bad man that does. It's the fucking greatest saying. Because there are bad people out there or desperate people or people. There's some straight up just bad people. Watching these videos, There's just terrible human beings. That guy's been in jail three times.

His life's a mess. It's, you know, there's nothing. He's going to break into that house. Like, what are you doing? That was the thing, though. It doesn't, it almost seems like because he met her son in jail. They just, the mother didn't communicate with the son, maybe. Maybe a son even said, like, just take some stuff.

I don't know. No, he's probably just going there to rob him and didn't think she'd be home. She is. Now he's like, fuck, I don't want to go back to jail for robbery. This is not. This is my name. No, it's not. It's all shit.

It's all shit. Well, you're not going to jail, but you're going to New Brunsfuls, Texas. I'm going to New Brunfels. August 21, 22. Thank you, Brennan. And by the way, Dural, Florida, Miami Improv, August 28, 29, and 30. You've got a Sunday show. Oh, that's good.

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