The Fighter & The Kid - Is Brendan Schaub entertaining a BKFC Fight? | TFATK Ep. 1118

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

The boys talk Brendan's itch to potentially return to fighting, the Ohio State vs Texas game, Netflix's new catfishing documentary, Bryan's experience at Ways2Well, this weekend's UFC Paris Caio Borralho vs Nassourdine Imavov and the announcement that Brendan and Bryan will be doing a Fight Companion with Joe Rogan for it, Bryan accidentally blowing off Bradley Cooper, current events around the world and much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to get $300 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first bet of $5 or more—plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV.Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's go, baby. Yeah. Man hot slept straight up on the plane. Hell yeah, dude.

Went to bed, woke up when we were about to land. Not bad. Not a bad flight. So comfortable to sleep sitting up. I love that feeling. Dude, you know I love hearing about your travels and on the flight. I like when people tell me about their travels and their dreams. I love hearing about that.

You know when you're just starting comedy and because comics travel so much so everyone has bits on airports and flights? Yeah. Yeah. Well, also... Because you know what? No one really gives a fuck about that.

As long as you made it here, dude. As long as you may hear. You know what I do give a fuck about though? It's time. Not bad, right? Biden a kid, we're finally launching our Patreon, baby. Patreon.com. This for the hardcore.

Go to Patreon.com. slash t fat k you're like but what do we get well you get two shows ad free you get every show ad free all right every freaking show ad free and extended episode so if it's an hour for free on youtube and apple and iTunes all that stuff you're going to get an extra 30 minutes when you tune into the patreon of extra content all right plus twice a month you get fan questions you get behind the scenes this month Brian has been working hard on his wrestling and he told his instructors how can he take me down so you guys would get a little insight to that you're going to see how low I go yeah and you're going to see how I capitalize on the weakest part of Brennan body if you're fighting a huge guy I'm teaching you guys how to go for where he's very vulnerable yep nobody can fuck if I got my fucking shoulder ahead in the in behind his knee he's going to fuck with it dude and it's only you can learn those techniques for from Calin himself. Yeah.

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five dollars a month yeah hold on before I start laughing and next time you fight a giant and he makes you tuck your dick between your legs you're gonna be like oh wish I paid $5 right tuck your dick and balls between your legs and make a man vagina for me

because that's what happens if you don't if you don't if you don't you learn understand how to capitalize on where a guy is weak next time that larger man makes you bulldogs your nuts out the back while he kicks you from the back you're going to be like oh i'm glad i saved five dollars right right so it's patreon dot com slash t fat k all the shows all the craziness ad free plus extended episodes plus monthly fan questions this is just for the hardcores this for you guys get you some right now but right now

we are free on youtube the worst ad ever ever you guys if you want to make you guys if you want a larger man to make you bulldog your nuts yep and they kick you in the fucking nuts from behind Yeah, dude. Then don't spend $5 a month. Sorry. Do you think you can do that to me? You could force me to put, push my. You're nuts are so big, dude.

They are big leaking. Your nuts are so big. Yeah. You're nuts are big dog. Kick me right in the asshole. Did you see, I mean, you know, it's Labor Day weekend, dude. Yeah. You kind of miss out on the festivities in Austin because Austin doesn't have a major team.

Like, there's no pro team here. Yeah. So it's the University of Texas Longhole. They opened up against Ohio State. Sure. Oh, that was a huge game. Oh, you just realized it. Yeah, who won that game?

I can't do this with you. No, no, I know. It was like the biggest college game. It was number one and number one against each year. Number one, number one. Yeah, like two best. Can someone slam my dick and a door one and one? It was two of the best teams.

Number one versus number three. Texas number one, a little overhyped. Top of Ohio State was number three. Can I guess who won? Well, it's over. It happened on Saturday. Ohio State won. yeah man it's monday it's Tuesday how much uh not but by seven it was kind of a boring game it was

all right yeah if you don't watch those don't even worth recap it but the the city was just a little down yeah a little down i was at all tex longhorn party now i grew up despising texas longhorns they're a rival of ours in the big 12 yeah and my wife bought all the kiddos texas football jerseys and it makes me feel a certain way but i get it things have changed and they are in the ccc now, so I don't hold too much grudge against her. When they thought Arch Manning was going to be the savior and be

the next freaking Peyton Manning. You know, he's young, dude. He's facing the best defense in the country, so I knew he's going to struggle. I tried to tell these dads who don't know football that well, hey, expectations, there's a lot of hype on him. This is the first game and he's playing against the best defense

coordinator who was in the NFL and he's in college. And this NFL coordinator is used to shut down Aaron Rogers, you know. Oh, wow. So now he's dealing with a- Patrick Mahomes. Oh, Jesus.

So now he's dealing with a college game. He played Tom Brady. So he's used to shutting those guys down. So when he goes to college, he's going to be salvating at the mouth to shut Archmanning down. And that's his first game. And Ohio State also has the best events in country. They have the best safety in the nation.

They have the best corner. They have best linebacker. They're stacked, you idiots. So, listen, Archmanning, he's going to be the, guy, it's not going to be today. He's going to struggle. So is the other kid. But it's, it's a lot of, timing's going to be off. Listen, I want to set expectations. All y'all idiots got Arch Manning jerseys on, right? And you think he's going to throw for 500 yards. And I'm here to tell you it's not happening. They can still win, but it's not happening. I never, I'm so ignorant

to football. I never thought of the value of having a high level offensive coordinator. Defense coordinator. Defense coordinator. Who, who can, who can look at a young, prospect who's going to be great, but goes, I've seen your, I've seen your game. He knows the patterns. He's not going to show him something he hasn't seen. No, it'd be like going from, he's also a study tape on it. It'd be like going from, uh, from the UFC to, um, LFA, where you're reigning champ at the UFC. I'm like, I'll go into LFA. And then you're like, I'm not to stop this stuff. Wow. Because I've been going against Izzy and Alex Pia. Do you got to do this. So they held him to one touchdown. Yeah, but it's expected. It's week one. Yeah, I'll work out the

king should be playing fucking the number three team in the nation week one anyways like you want those warm up games to work the kinks out get the offense and work it out being thrown right in the fire and then everyone like dude at the party this dad goes honey honey you still got that receipt from dicks i'm taking the shit back i'm like oh god you guys he's gonna be good dude you're gonna want that jersey yeah you're just dealing you just just just chill talking to mark sanchise about what it was like to be just to get a 500 season he was like Like when you got geniuses, those defensive coordinator geniuses looking at you. And you're like, and you still figure out a way to beat them 50% of the time.

The sole reason is to bring, take, take all your benefits away, the advantage you have. All they're doing is trying to get you out of the pocket. So maybe you're not as good as throwing on the run or thrown to the left. And they're going to make sure they do that every single play. Unbelievable. It's the NFL. So then you have to know that. So you practice that, you know.

It's not even practicing. You have formations. and a game player. So much pressure on a young kid, but that's what you sign up for, right? Especially when you're a manning, you know? It's like that's what comes with it. And I think NIL, he makes like 8 million a year.

Is he a big kid? Yeah. So he's got all the tools. He's better than Eli and Peyton. He can run. He moves better. Is that right? Yeah, he's agile.

Jeez. Bigin Eli weren't he agile. He's going to be good. Texting me fine. It's going to age like fine wine. Ohio State can go undefeated. Might lose to Michigan, but they're that good playoffs. Yeah, they're fucking great.

yeah Patricia I think is the I will say I was I can't believe you miss that shit I just don't watch college football I don't know college football Hey let me ask them Yeah I'm a what would you say you watch NFL and UFC

And that and tennis Tennis NFL UFC But you're always on the road so it's tough to watch It's tough man right It's tough it's tough it's tough it is tough I know because I can talk about it But it's also like

Are you watching these shows Dude no i'm i'm gonna try to you and you're not gonna watch it so i want to spoil it but the fans might get mad if i spoil it there's a documentary on netflix i think it's oh is it catfish something yeah dude so this i'll set up the and then you but if you tell me if you want me to spoil it no i want to watch it unknown see this has spoilers on it but says it's called unknown number the high school catfish dude let me set the let me set the table for you young high school girl young high school boyfriend right and they start dating and then uh they start

getting these texts horrible shit whole like the worst stuff you can imagine like you slut kill yourself and then take now hold on spoiler alert because now i have to know who did it spoiler alert and i'm going let me keep going okay like you slut and then taking pictures like stuff like i see what you're wearing blah blah blah you and you're flat ass you skinny bitch like your boyfriend needs me because I suck and fuck they're 12 they're what 12 at the time and it goes all the way to up to like 14 it goes straight up harassment for two years from the age of 12 to 14 14 she's getting texts here and the boyfriend getting text and it's buddy sometimes it's 40 to 60 times a day so in my head I'm like why wouldn't you just block it but then all the

parents it's a really small town I think there's only like 600 kids in the school so like no we can figure this out we don't want to block it just you want to keep going to going so we can figure out. Yeah. So he gets the principal involved. He's looking at all the cameras on the, you know, school has cameras. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. No, I'm not telling you, dude. Yeah, I'm going to tell the story. So she's, so when she gets text, she tells the principal when she got a text, then he, this dumb ass trying to look at the cameras in school, see what kids are texting. They're high school kids. Everyone's texting. So he's like, right, that's not working.

Yeah. They're bringing the cops. The cops are kind of like, ah, so they're, they're investing. They like, you have problems with anybody. So they go through even when she was in elementary. She's like, well, this one girl is pretty mean to me because their school is K through 12. So it's like a small, small school. They look at this one girl.

You think it's the one girl. You're like, oh, this bitch, you know? And she's like, yeah, I was kind of a bully as a kid, but I wouldn't 60 times a day. Like, who has that time? You're going through it? They get nothing done. They get nothing done. They bring in the FBI, bro.

FBI. These behavioral scientists. FBI don't fuck around. They don't fuck around. They get an IP address. May I guess? Is it an adult? Yes.

It's an adult. It's an adult. It's an adult. It might be, this is so fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. So if they were, you're ready to bleep this out. Wait, I'm going to say, I'm going to say it was one of their teachers.

No? You ready? Hold on. You ready? Yeah. Let's take a little break. Let's take a break, dude. Because game on.

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So, Brendan just told me what was going on. I can't wait to watch this. But this is where you realize that whatever you think the depravity of human beings is, it is, there are some people that it's beyond what you can imagine. And when you're a detective, don't, don't say anything. When you're a detective, you deal with that darker side of humanity. It's like this guy, Ed Calderon, who was on Rogan, who deals with all the cartels. he was a Mexican special police officer.

I told you about it. Bro, the shit you deal with and the stuff you see. Like, you can't walk away from that without being completely messed up. And, uh, crazy? It is. Is that crazy? Some people have to live in that. Is that not crazy?

It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Is that shit not crazy? It's also fascinating. Oh, buddy. It's also fascinating. Oh, my mother-law makes, what you look at people. Oh, my mother-law meets spaghetti. There's my, my, my girl's best friend and her.

kids were at the house it's chaos behind me i got the subtitles on just down in this fucking spaghetti i couldn't be more into it i was bothered they weren't into it do you know what i think i'm gonna say this when i read about this like i'm i'm i'm a flawed human being you're a flawed but you know what we are not we're we're actually good people yeah there are certain there are certain things you would i know you would never do and certain things i would never do it doesn't matter how much money there's there's i don't have a problem there are certain things I would never do you're the same way there's no way we I mean I'll kill you for five million right now yeah that would be different five five

million with a tax free it'd have to be tax free well yeah so I well I would do this I in this I have a joke about it but it's I'm serious if you were to if you were to say if you if a guy for real a guy said look I will give you enough money so you never have to worry about money again and either do your kids get your cock out I'm I need before before you even finish that I'll go get your cock out. I need to fuck your ass. One time? I would get one time.

Are you filming it? It doesn't matter. I'd rather you not. That's fine. No, you can go to count on me. It's going to hurt. But I'm 100% doing that.

With every pump you're into my ass, I'm thinking how I'm spending the money. I'm thinking of all the cars. Well, not cars, dude. It's just more financial security. Please don't spend it on cars. Yeah,

then I'm back into the conundrum again, aren't I? You are? He's like, dude, I fucked you in the ass. You spent all your money in cars? maybe back a square one you still have a mortgage yeah okay do it again no it wasn't even that good no wasn't that good you just kept yelling out the cars you're gonna buy it it wasn't sexy at all

Ferrari oh my god gtia oh um three diesel oh yeah that would hurt but it would be worth it um my my baby has hand foot and mouth disease who has who has it right right i had it it sucks for that i had it you did you ever heard of an adult getting it so i got it when i was run down and they couldn't believe it they brought the pediatricians in they were like look at this for adults, right? Very rare. Dude, I got it the day when me, Tiger and Jay drove here from L.A. What did it look like?

About six hours in the drive, I'm like, fuck, my hips are killing me. And I was like, it's because I've been sitting, I guess, for so long. My back started to ache. Uh-huh. My hands are, and I'm like, my throat kind of sore. Yep. I'm like, whatever, I'm just run down from the, from the drive. And then two days go by and I'm like, I got fucking spots on my hands and they hurt.

You should. And I was walking. I'm like, I get spots on my fucking feet. And then Tiger and Bosky and we do too. I'm like I didn't know what it was and then you look it up and then Billy got it like I don't know probably two weeks ago yep and then the kids in the it's super contagious my poor baby has but it but for babies it's kind of it sucks it's uncomfortable you know there's no medicine for it there's nothing can do got to let it just work its way through your super contagious my poor

little baby is all covered did the problem is with the babies if it gets in their mouth that's what my baby has in the back of his throat yep that's so he can't like he can only pop can't drink milk and shit it sucks um but I went so I went so I was in I'll tell you what I do miss a little bit. I was in Manhattan Beach because my gig, my corporate gig, was in Redondo. And I looked at that ocean. I was out by that ocean, breathing that ocean air. And the beach was full.

And guess what? Guess what? Nobody was in the water. And you know why? Because there was too much poo-poo in the water. Labor Day. What do you mean? Too much poo.

There was fecal matter. the uh the runoff the old runoff the old when you got that many people and and it's a holiday what happens is i think the sewage gets overloaded oh because people are eating and dumping yeah so there's a whole bunch of shit eating and dumping so people were just on the on the beach but that water looked nice even if it was high fecal matter oh so no one was allowed to get in the water you didn't see anybody dude i was on the lake yesterday no shit no shit you got right no shit yeah the lake is one thing that ocean when those waves are crashing and you got that big beach something else something else you but there's shit in the water there's sharks dude yeah like there's nothing to worry about

nothing there ain't nothing to worry about no you have a great time i know fuck an ocean fuck your manhattan beach yeah it's nice though though i give you that it's nice it's nice yeah something i was like hmm yeah not me my life you get better because the kiddos's full swing in the sports bosti is a baseball game today. So great. Tiger has football, baseball, Saturday. Is he getting a little cooler?

No, yes. It's getting hot this week, bud. I don't really lie to you. Because you missed the rain yesterday, the day before. In the morning, it's a little cooler. I think it's going to start getting cooler, right? A little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. Yeah, we'll see. What else did you, so you got that going on? Yep, California. L.A.X is still what it is. Oh, dude, I was in Dallas on Friday.

I was doing some truck stuff with this Ford dealer out there. Shout out to five-star Ford Dallas. Great dealership. Doing some stuff. Driving back, right? I stopped in a Buckees. You ever been to Buckees? Ain't never been to Buckees.

I haven't either. You know, there's signs for them. There's not a ton of them. What is Buckees? It's like gigantic. First of all, Buckees, I stopped at a Buckees. It was in like the outskirts of Waco, Texas. Dude, it was like skate city.

when I was a kid so skate city everyone their mom would go there some would skate but it was really in the parking lot if you've ever seen like that ATL movie where they're like just hanging in the parking lot with all the cars yeah that's what bucky is for Texans dude trucks cars it when I say packed it was every gas and they have for a fucking mile there's there's fill up stations for gas they're all packed inside you go inside what do you need you need hundies you need you what do you need fishing line oh look at that you need it's like a tar You need brisket? Gas station. What do you need bris? Dude, I got brisket. I got brisket. My father-in-law got a fucking weiner schnitzel. Oh, look at that.

Oh, okay. Yeah, they're chopping brisket. They're yelling things out. I don't know what they're saying. That's a different situation. That's a different situation right there. Huh. Now.

One-stop shop. Now, make America healthy again. Start at Bucky's. Yeah, yeah. Start at Buckees. Yeah, you're not going to. You're not walking out of there with low cholesterol, okay? Do they have-Budge nuts and desserts?

Oh, you got a lot of sweets. What do you need, dude? What do you need? Okay. You need a stuffed toy for the kid? Got it, checked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a belt?

Yeah. What do you need? Yeah. You need beef jerky? They have an entire deli of just jerky, you stupid fuck. Yeah, I ate, uh, what I did was, I went to a shake and had the double smoke shack. Yeah. And then I had a milkshake.

Yeah, you know, I had trouble eating. I had trouble, but I had trouble digesting that for a good day. I was like, oh, this is, this, I don't know what they're putting in this shit, but this is. but this is not good. I started this new creatine. I started, Jocco has creatine now.

Yeah. You're always supposed to go easy with the creatine? I'm like, yeah, you always do 20 milligrams every morning. 20? I thought I was supposed to do five. No, five for peasants. So I do 20 every morning, right? So I do 20 every morning, right?

So I do 20 with my shake, but this new creatine. So I don't know how my body is going to react. I'm driving to the gym. When I tell you, I was about to shh. I was about to explode in my Jeep 3992 all over those leather. seats buddy i'm talking i ran into my gym and i'm like i pray to god nobody sees me i pray to god no one stop i didn't have a second to spare by the time i got to that toilet there was shit

coming out of my that's what on the on the transition down it was coming out have you ever have you ever you ever like it's like it just shoots out it sprays everywhere you're like well this you may as well throw this bathroom away that's crazy i i went to ways to well did I tell you? Oh, you finally went? Went to Wasteel. Love Brigham and that whole team there. Have you met him before?

I have, but that's a great operation. Isn't it cool? I did the red light therapy. Did you talk to the alien that looks like you? No, there are some muscular people there, but I... The AI alien. Oh, yeah, that was awesome.

It does look a little bit like that. That's why I told her I said, oh, you mildly after Brian? Yeah, I'm getting older and one guy looked at me. I hadn't seen him in a while at Manhattan Beach. He goes, he goes, what happened to you? I go, what? He goes, your face looks different. I was like, oh, that's not nice.

You know what? He didn't even mean it. Was he cool about it after? Real quick with that, I fucked that. Yesterday, Tiger's practice. There's an older dude, he's kind of out of shape. You know, we can't tell when they're out of shape when they're older. And there's like a younger guy like my age.

And I go, oh, this is your dad? And the guy goes, you goes, what? No, man. No, my kid down there at number eight. Who's your kid? They didn't know each other. He goes, he's number six, man. Ah, okay.

Because he looked that old Some people just age fast But what are you saying about ways the way? Daddy got So I just got all my levels done I got to find out tomorrow How I'm doing Let's see what my test is

Now I Breakdown too where it says optimal Yeah now I hadn't worked out You worked out And I hadn't slept that much You haven't worked out You haven't worked out really hard Before I did my blood test

And I hadn't slept The morning of? Yeah not good right No it should boost your test Oh, it should? Yeah. So you worked out like an hour later you wanted, your testosterone should be higher. Okay.

So I get, I got tested and they gave me some stem cells. Oh, they did. They gave you the full package. Yes. And I didn't know. They were like, we're going to hit you up with some stem cells, which usually are very expensive, I think. Yes.

And they shot me up with it. And I, uh, you know what the thing? I don't feel anything different. I was just going to tell you like, whenever I get, people are like, I've done stem cell, but I don't know if it worked or not. if you're just going to do them and just overall it's hard to see the benefits yeah but if you have an injury if you have like when i have an injury and they they they do it right in the bicep or right in the knee yeah that's when you fucking notice really i think we just do it

overall especially when did they give you i don't really have i had some nagging 10 and i did they give you glutathione i think so yeah yeah that's important yeah i got the iv bag you feel good but you can't tell there's so much stuff i slept well i slept hard yeah you should yeah i did the old red light therapy and all the face in the body on the body whole body yeah took a little napy poo in there 15 minutes yeah it's nice you wake up he gives you some energy you should have more energy yeah yeah yeah um and that was cool so we'll see i'm gonna see what what i'm glad you're in there buddy yeah it was good i'm interested see what your testosterone is me too because it's gonna be weird because you lift it but then you didn't sleep the night before so it could affect it but yeah you at least get a base

it's not gonna be like 300 off or four you know so you'll get a base i got a base i would love for them tell you need to take TRT. And then what if I start taking TRT and I get scary? What do you mean? Just fucking trapped out. Like you start losing more hair? Trapped it. That's going to happen if you take it on TRT.

No, I meant trapped out. Oh, gotcha. And now I'm a little bit, now I'm a little bit of a handful for you. Imagine? Sure. You know who I did a competition with on Thursday at Correct Gym, which it used to be on it, Jim? Me and Aubrey went head to head.

Really? I said, what do you always? Aubrey's athletic. Aubrey's super athletic. like i said what do you want to start with he goes bench i went oh i wait you sure he goes yeah you do bench i go i've been done to mess around with it and i go he goes what do you want to go up to i go you pick and there's cameras there are you pick man and he goes well what's your thing i said let me man what you pick the weight he goes let's do two 25 went say less well that's not a good

i said how many can you do he goes i don't know i haven't done a while uh he said in college you did 25 which is fucking that's a lot 25 yeah he said dude it's funny story he says his girl broke up with him and got with the NFL player so his way to get back at her was to look up his combine stats and he did 225 24 times so he's like dude I was straight on a mission to beat him and he was and it was so stupid like I beat him and then she was like okay cool guys still as a giant black dick dude like you can't get that right so he's like but I hit 25 I'm like that's cool man but yeah so we did 225 we did pull-ups

how many times did Aubrey do the 225 I want to say 12 it's a lot it's a lot but and he hasn't been doing it that's why now he knows you know I'm sure you see me post about so you know he's a you know

he knew 225 is going to go well for me yeah how'd you do pull-ups would you say 225 how'd you do pull-up wise so how many times do you do 2225 30 plus 30 plus 30 plus it's a lot I counted 31 in my head Aubrey thought it was 34

so many but when you're you know when you're going and I had my adrenaline was going so I don't know but I told him send me the video many dude it's so weird how strong you are fuck yeah and it's so weird how weak I am it's not though is it I mean I shouldn't be that week but I'm getting older and I'm weaker I did 15 pull-ups that's how it goes and it was really hard I used to be able to blast through 15 No problem. 15 pull-ups was minimum. I could do 20.

I could do 30. And now 15 is a motherfucker. We're just getting older, pal. I'm older. That's where peptides and TRT are going to help you. I guess so. Because I talked to Jimmy Burke about that. He's 63.

He's in great shape. And he's like, dude, I'm weaker. He goes, yeah, that's what happens. You get weaker. Yeah, as you get older, you don't get stronger. I mean, you go through a phase where, like, from your 30s, depending on how you take your health, 30s to, like, late 40s where you can't get that dad strength and you're actually stronger if you're doing it right?

right now if you're taking stuff it's it starts to go down it does man yeah and i don't want to admit it but it's like you oh you don't have to we all know i mean it's just science it's actually true right yeah it's like i don't get clean east what i'm like i bet he's just as strong as he was right you're 58 yeah i'm gray yeah yeah you look great though bro i'm not joking not bad for my you look great yeah not even it's not bad you look great thank you buddy yeah i stayed Yeah, I stay down in arch. Whatever, dude. I stay in shape and I have a, my dick is, my dick is still strong though, right?

Heavy. All right. So, um. That's one thing you're going to take away for it. Well, I'm excited to get with the Waste of Wales boys. Me too, me too, me too. I'm looking forward to it. We'll see what happens.

It's going to be exciting. I'm with those boys tomorrow. You go on there tomorrow? Get your stuff checked. Yeah. It's a great place. He's built something really. Did you do the blood work thing to see if you have cancer?

Yeah, you do that. You did a whole screening. Yeah. I've done that. I did that couple. years ago too you know you want to you want to check that stuff yeah it's interesting um all right well why don't we go over some some stuff here well let me have a question oh do we have fight companion this weekend we got a fight companion this weekend what times that those fights start

two o'clock okay uh pacific nice so what time is it here four o'clock yeah oh really yeah oh fuck yeah I thought I was going to have to miss the last quarter of Tiger's game. The game that won. Okay. So 4 o'clock. Yeah. He's a beast. Borah, hello.

But so is Mavov. What do you think about that? Himavov. Damn of all. Some people do actually say Mavov, too, so I'm not sure. BSD versus Ruffi's fun. Rufi Ruffi. Yeah.

Can I, let me ask you anything about that? Is that, that's for sure on the card? He's talking again already? Yeah. Let me ask him. Let me ask him, Bob. Go back to, uh, so Benoit Sandini, when he fought Dustin Poir, I said he's going to get knocked out. And the reason I was going to get knocked out. When I watched Benoit San Dini fight Dustin Poyer, I said, he's going to get knocked out. And you know why I said that? Yeah. Yeah. You know why I said that? Because when I watched him, when he, when he, when he unloads on dudes with those hooks, it's devastating. The problem is, his hands are all the down. His hands are here. And I'm picking up on that. It's like I don't understand

how your coach doesn't say, we have to drill your hand being here every time you throw. It's just it's just boxing 101, right? And I know it works sometimes, but not against high-level guys like Dustin. So can you explain why that wouldn't be priority number one when you're training? I don't get it. Because he's winning, you know, he's winning. And then when he's not against Dustin. when he's at well higher level guys yeah but until then he was on a fucking i know tighten your ship up he's a rampage

also special forces guy sure but still i'd be like i don't care about your your jaw is your jaw and dustin hits really hard record for me too and it was like he's i think he's lost twice and he was a favorite in that fight against dustin too everyone hated that fight for dustin

and that gave dustin a title shot that was the reduction of dustin's gonna catch him dustin's gonna catch him no doubt so he lost a moikano yeah and to report yeah then he won his last fight yeah so he's back on the how did he lose him yeah my conno knocked him soundsless roofie is just you know my only concern with him is his cardio because he he looks like a Brazilian Connor you know Connor was it notorously known for having marab cardio like is that because they're so explosive right and they're they're light on their

feet. Yep. As that goes on, it starts to tailor off. Right. So what he did to fucking Bobby Green was wow. So you know, you know, with Lance Armstrong and those, those bikers, they will train cardio sometimes like almost eight hours a day. It's crazy. But that's their sport. Yeah, but I'm saying, it's not crazy. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's what they do. There are, there are, there are ways, there are ways to change your cardio capacity. Now, you can also have a lot of, yeah, I wouldn't compare cycling. No, but, but, but, but, No. Who are on massive amounts to EPO and UFC fighters.

Yeah, but boxers do that long. Like, so a lot of times boxers would do so much road work because it's, it's like long training. They keep their heart rate at a certain place. And yeah, they're doing, you know, fighters do road work. It's also genetics, too. It's genetic. A lot of it's genetics.

Yeah, some of this, you're off beat. Like, like guys that are really wound tight and have really explosive power. Yeah. There's going to be ying and a yang, dude. Because you're not going to have both. You can't feed them much. Like John has great cardio. John's not super explosive.

No. Nadea is. great cardio he's not super explosive Kane Blasca is phenomenal cardio not super explosive but like Joel Romero he's not built for long distance he's built for explosion you have fast switch muscle and slow

muscle so yeah it's genetic a lot of it's genetic there's a reason Lance Armstrong was bicycling was this fucking thin yeah you know it's true so if you're gonna have all that muscle but also if you're fighting style is that where it's these super explosive movements If you don't finish him, then that third round comes along or getting taken down,

you're just not as explosive. You're going to kind of fuck yourself over. That fight's interesting, though. You have the fighting nerds doing the damn thing. It'll be a fun companion. I think your boy Gordon Ryan's with us. Fantastic. Fantastic.

The goat? Did I tell you... Did you see your boy, Luke Rockhold? I did. I did. I did. you know, he's 40 and

boxing's a different thing and Darren probably has more experience with boxing, different sport and I think Luke Again, Luke has taken a lot of... So what people don't also realize about Luke is that Luke's training partners

were a guy named Daniel Cormier and Kane Velasquez and they used to bang. Wars, yeah. They would knock... Yeah, Luke has a lot of miles on him. Oh, they get their head turned around. Yeah, he just has a ton of miles on him.

Luke's thing is, great guy, obviously, body from the Greek gods, former model. He just has to find his why that's not being a fighter. Yeah. And there's a lot that he can do. He just has to find it. And once he finds that, you know, Luke's would be super successful. Well, everybody, everybody, there's a shelf life for everybody. And, you know, he, and I talked to him afterwards.

I texted with him. and he was like he goes yeah he's okay he was like you got to go for it sometimes i was like there it is man you know why not you're getting paid you you know that was a tough knockout though i didn't like that bad yeah you know a part of it's also when you take a lot of like you know we talk about this but when you take a lot of hits to the head your body will shut off your body goes i've been here before i'm shutting this down right now yeah you just touch me that's the turn punchy but that was more than a touch that was a that was a very nice hard left hook no Darren tells us savage oh yeah but but i i i get it man it's like um with luke you know he's a competitor so like

even if you retire like i still have it in me man you don't think i watch bear knuckle bkfc or b yb or even the ufc and don't think i can hang with rumors you get you get offers to fight sometimes yeah and i'll be i'll be i'll be and there's you know i'm in the best shape i've been in shit since i was fighting and i'll be like man i feel like i could fuck some of those guys up if I had the training, if I put the camp in, that never leaves. Just so everyone knows, that never, if you have fighting in your blood, that never goes. And it's even worse for me right now because, like, man, I've never been stronger, you know? The only thing is it 40, you're 42, 42 is that the surprise would be that the injuries.

Well, you just, you, that, but also if you started training, your speed is, probably not what it was when you were 30. No. And that's where you go. And those little details. Now, you are very big. And if you want to do a bare knuckle fight with somebody who's also very big, I don't like that at all.

I don't like it. It scares the shit out of me. But, like, I don't want you fighting Ben Rothwell. No, no, no. I don't want you doing that. No, no. Maybe there are somebody, there's somebody out there where you would, you, you just because of your size.

but if they're going to put you up against a monster who can throw, I just don't like that. No, I wouldn't do it. But you must be tempted. Yeah, but it's always tempting. What would you do just shits and giggles? Here's a lot of money. You're going to go do BKC.

I want to just say KFC. Whatever the fuck it is, bare knuckle fight. BKFC, yeah. BKFC. Okay, good. So let's let's go. Who do you hire to train you? That's it.

And how do you train and how long do you need? I don't know. You know who I, if this is all, I'm not saying I'm doing it. If I were, you know, I'd call Mike Perry. Oh, really? I'd call Mike Perry. I would say, how do you train? Like, do you just walk into a boxing gym and then say, I'm taking BKFC?

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Those are some tits. You could take a lot of these guys up, for sure. Yeah, but you know, it's bare knuckle. So what happens is one mistake. Are these guys all the heavy weights? Yeah. So Belcher's actually, naturally, not as big as you are.

That's a lot of supplements. Belcher's a beast and BKFC. Yeah. I like that fight more for you. Fuck, no. God, thank God you're not. Really? Oh, you're talking about the champion?

You're talking about the guy that lives, sleeps? But I just mean he's smaller than you want. He's not, though. He's shorter. He's fucking, yeah, but he's smaller. No, no, you don't know what you're talking about. Alan Betcher is a monster. What did he fight at?

He fought at 85, didn't he? Yeah, 85. Yeah. Bob, but listen to me. No, you don't know what you're talking about. I do. Let me explain it. Listen.

I commentated his last fight, Brian. I understand. He's a fucking. savage he's 240 pounds i understand that but there is something to be said about a guy who can make 85 his frame at least is manageable you're a fucking giant and you have reach and you have like you have more power so it's a little bit different when when that 240 is is courtesy of other things going on you could never make 85 and oh by the way you could never make 205 and neat near could Alan betcher in last 10 years.

It's a terrible idea. It's better than a 260-pound match. So you're telling me you would rather fight Alan Belcher than that Bridger, Bursier, or Steve Banks? I don't know. No, probably not. No, the answer is no. Because Alan Belcher is a world champion

bare knuckle. Alan Belcher has been continuously working. Yeah. That's not the guy you want to fight. How old is Belcher? Still rather. a guy who can make 85 than a guy who can never but he can't make it Brian he can't make 85 he's that big I just worked with him you can't make 85 he just got done fighting jds he can't

make 85 matter fact if you looked at the entire list Alan belcher's the last guy you would pick dude that's a transformation too he'd be the last guy you'd want to fight really yeah yeah how about you'd rather fight any of those guys rents I don't know man I mean I tattoos in those pictures yeah i don't know dude yeah i don't it's a it's a lose-lose situation in a lot of ways i don't like these guys are fucking but i would you somebody with tis look at the records too the records are yeah but it's bare knuckles so it's like that's it just goes to show you like anything anything anything anything one mistake well at that wait you you fucking look at daz is that gazz coron which oh yeah i know yeah he's that's that's that's

it's like an actor oh Jesus Christ all right well there's definitely some felons on that well there's definitely it's a rough it really does look like a rough fucking

rough crew roster yeah you're not sign a bare knuckle you know my god you're barrenuckle fight Jesus yeah look at Jose Danielle

man it looks like like one of those lineups of like the baddest dudes in the cartels or something yeah yeah yeah it's a like this a There's some rough fellas. It's a gnarly bunch.

Todd's fighting? Look at Todd growing out his hair. He looks so savage there. Todd Duffy looks savage. Again, not a guy I want you fucking with because he's so big and athletic. And he's been doing it. Dude, look at tits on Dos Santos. Like, chits.

Those are some tits. Those are round, dude. Those are round tits. They just all look kind of miserable. But, you know. Yeah. you know what i'm saying yeah yeah i do their top portion is fighting fuck everybody's fighting who their top region like their chest area with a lot of them they

look kind of i can't have you doing it i just i can't i can't either i can't you know why you know why because and i all due respect to all these guys i would have to you'd have to put you on prozac because your depression yeah if you were practicing and you were hidden and you were sparring and i'd be like You're all right, and your face, and you'd be like, yeah, no. How about I fought two of those guys already? Cahril Gonzaga and Chase scored me. Chase Gordon was my first UFC fight. Beat both of them.

Beat both. Yeah, I beat Chase, and I think... I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind. The thing is about some of these guys or a lot of these guys is you're more athletic, and you are very strong right now. Hey, I'm not doing it. Yeah. I'm not doing it. Yeah, and that's a beard.

That's a beard. Okay. Now... You see that? you see that uh bear hill in o santi he was a he was in glory yeah that's that's not yeah you want to fight him no he's in k1 oh jesus absolutely not he looks horrifying yeah i commentated for him in uh game bread he fucked somebody up god dude these guys are pretty terrifying you have to have tattoos can you can you i tell you look at kodi kirk

Cody Kerr looks like he's there for a good time. Look at Cody. Yeah, he does. What's his record? Doesn't matter. He's missing a tooth. But at least he looks like he's having a good time. Yeah.

He's just a big, raw-boned guy. You'll love this, B. Or Volkinovsky. He's just the people's chant. He's great. People can't love him more. Dude, he brings it. So this guy's like the biggest Volcanovsky fan of all time.

They prank him. and they go, you know, they're, they're bringing them up. They go, you do some jihitsu, right? You competed in here that a little bit. He goes, get in there. And Volkinovsky, they're all filming. And Vokinavs, like, ah, come on. What do you got?

I mean, mess with him. And that, you know, Volcanoz gives back. And Vogue goes, oh, oh, like, he's really, really hurting. He's like, quack. Oh, man, I can't move. I think he fucked up a nerve. And the guy's, like, almost in tears. Yeah, they're just fucking with him.

I hate that. I hate that. No, it's funny because he's, like, the biggest fan. and then Vogue acts like he fucked him up. Let me see. Someone said, fuck, bro, you injured him. Someone said, what the, he's about to start, he's about to start crying? He's about to start crying.

what do you want to do you know that's like that you ever see how um can he come speak to for a second yeah that's so fuck that that's like

did you ever see how um uh crow cop punk that one guy no same thing really funny yeah

that's so funny that's so funny yeah Mokinopsie's killing it this is hilarious let me fill you on Hunter Remphro so if you guys are listening this so it says

Hunter Remphro missed 10 calls so he just got cut by a team I think the Raiders forget who he got called cut by but it says Hunter Renfro missed 10 calls from the Panthers and his agent because his daughter ignored the calls to watch Baluie so just so

look at him right now if you're looking at him what do you think would you think he's an elite NFL receiver he's a punter so he played at clemson he's on the national championship team he's probably the best route runner in the last 10 years what most most cornerbacks and other receivers will say he's actually uncoverable his route running so good what yeah yeah what what do you mean by route running explain that like his ability to find holes he's so shifty and the like the way he cuts it he you can't cover him one-on-one damn now if you look at him we're like get the fuck out of that's what i mean oh in college savage savage that's what's so crazy so if you have a young kid right now like i have tiger and bosti watch his highlights his footwork is insane same hairline

is Brian Callan. Yep. Doesn't look like much of an athlete. No. Buddy, if you ran into him in a bar, he's a guy, he'd be like, you want to announce a championship

at Clemson? Oh, I'm the reason we want. Tall guy? Tall? No. No. Find out. What are his stats?

How big is he? Go to his highlights. Just type in, after this, type in route running 100 Renfro. Five ten. What? Five ten.

What? Five ten. That's insane. I think in college he's like 160 pounds. Oh, come on. So he couldn't be more regular. I'm 5'10. He's you, Brian.

That, I still have a chance. My route running sucks, though. I'm pissed. I just didn't have the, I didn't have the... Sure. Speed. You can go this one. Or the body.

See that? Uncoverable. You can't cover them. Look at this. Whoop. Whoop. I love that. Look at this. Whoop, whoop, whoa.

Oh, come on. He just has the ability to create something new, bro. That's a nightmare. Oh. Oh. He's a real athlete. That's, I mean, he's great. Now, now, what was his,

keep watching? That's incredible. What was his, uh, 40 not particularly fast or not he's a 5-6 guy yeah but it's it's it's yeah four six but is is yep four six all right on the nose there you go four five nine fast enough fast enough his his three cone drill I bet was great amazing amazing amazing less body to move right so you can kind of shift gears and damn is that crazy right yeah that's incredible yeah that's incredible yeah nothing that impressive like his vert 35 pretty average broad jump nothing crazy his 20 yard shuttle his three cone drills

all right 40 459 wouldn't be elite in the NFL but good enough it's just his understanding and move body mechanics of route running unbelievable it's just smart how long have you been playing not that long to be getting cut i don't know what's going so now he's uh he's he's he's going to sign for some real money uh i mean yeah NFL money but yeah he's not getting like a devonte Adams deal. Wow. He been playing six years. He made the pro ball in 2021.

Mm-hmm. All right. Had 103 receptions and nine touchdowns. Jesus Christ. His second year in. Unbelievable. Oh, but he missed all 2024. Yeah, ulcerative chrylitis.

That's a messer has. That's no joke. Interesting. Oh, so this illness is beating him up. So go to his daughter. Does he say anything about his daughter with Bluey? That's so funny. Dude, Billy loves fucking Miss Rachel, dude.

Oh, my God. Bitch sing one more time. So does my one and a half year old. Look at him. Sticky, yiky, y'uble, come. Dude, dude. Shut up, bitch. Dude, that's how I, when I, you put that on for my son is one and a half.

He's like this. Lock him in. You lock him in. Locks him right in. John goes, could you do this? I went, definitely. Dude, look at him. Hold on.

I was right outside the car. I was just leaving in there. I guess I had like 10-minute's phone calls from Dan, dude. You would never think he was a pro football player. Ignored. My daughter was watching blue or something. That's a bad beard, too. So got back.

in car and had that conversation. Amazing. Amazing. And then just, just made sure. Yeah, he and I are the same guy. I might be a little more athletic looking, actually.

I was pretty sure. But I just wanted to come to a unbelievable. You just don't know. You never know. How about the daughter? Just decline, decline, decline, decline. I love that.

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over 200 off NFL Sunday ticket from your YouTube and YouTube TV in partnership with Draft Kings. The crown is yours. Yeah, but anything with NFL? Uh, my Broncos play on Sunday. Bring up the schedule for me, Chin because the kicks off Thursday. The NFL starts on Thursday. I'm more of a college guy, more of a college guy.

My CU buffs against Georgia Tech. They, listen, there's some light at the end of the tunnel there. Georgia Tech's pregnant when the ACC, they were, they played well. Um, let me see what we got here. Cowboys Eagles is your Thursday night kickoff game. I'm going to see that. My wife's birthday is on Thursday. And she's a massive Eagles fan.

So we're going to a Eagles bar here in Austin. Oh, yeah. Shoot me in the face. Well, it's what she wants to do. And that's what it is. And they sing the song, Fly Eagles Fly. And when I say she puts the kids and herself in all Eagles gear and her all families that way. Well, not in the bar, I hope. She'll wear Eagles paraphernalia. You're not being the kids in the bar, right?

No, no. But the Cowboys, obviously hard to find an Eagles bar when you live in Texas. Yes. So the NFL's kicking off with Cowboys Eagles, man, tough outing for the Cowboys. The Eagles are monsters, and also, Cowboys lost Micah Parsons. I can't believe they lost that. How did that happen? That's such a...

So Jerry Jones was refusing to work with Micah's agent, was trying to do it under the table, and Mike went, I don't know, I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb. Talk to my agent, man. Wow. And then finally his agent got a deal done with the Green Bay Packers. That's crazy.

If you're Michael Parsons, what a fucking come up. You get all the money you wanted, and you're playing on a legit contender. Like, Cowboys just aren't contenders. Green Bay is fucking good, dude. They are? So not, yeah, fuck, yeah, they're good. So now you're going to, like, a legit team.

And the Green Bay fan base, dude, it's awesome. Yeah. You're living in Green Bay, it's going to get cold, but still. A cold. But still. Well, cold. Yeah, Chiefs charges. But for that money?

I think Chiefs are on decline, baby. I think they're coming down. Go Broncos. You do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like Broncos this year.

Yeah, it kicks off Thursday, and then you got, then Sunday all day, Sunday. Oh, I don't. how the Chargers is looking. Great quarterback. Yeah. It's some work to do. Yeah. It'd be Chiefs or Broncos division this year. All right, what else got you? All right, have you seen this in the news?

It is a tragic story of this person shooting up a Catholic school. Insane. Kill two kids. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know about this? Yeah, they call him. It's a transgender. Yeah, his name is Robert, but I think he changed his name to Robin. And he was quote unquote,

trans. Yep. We've had a number of these trans and so what happens is they're like they don't want to mention these trans because it'll demonize the trans community it has nothing to do with trans when you have a kid who is deciding to be a woman this can definitely be a marker of an unstable child and a mental health problem but because we're so afraid to call it mental illness mental health when you have gender dysphoria to this level and you're taking hormones and your aunt's other stuff maybe we should look at this person being not trans, not trans, but actually totally unstable.

And the idea that they wanted to become trans is a symptom of a larger umbrella issue of mental imbalance. And because people are so afraid to say, oh, just because you want to change your gender means if we even say that you're mentally imbalanced, no, there are crazy people that have a whole, host of symptoms, including saying, I'm now a woman. There are crazy people. There are a lot of autistic girls, they found, who were, had, you know, they weren't doing so well emotionally,

and they had some autism or whatever you want to call it, or they were just imbalanced a little bit. And then they said, I'm a guy now. And they were encouraged and they were empowered and sold a bill of goods, which cost a lot of money, and then they had perfectly good body parts lopped off. Well, with this, totally a more. This mass shooter goes, this is from the mass shooter, says, I only keep the hair long because it's pretty much my last shred of being trans. I'm tired of being trans. I wish I'd never brainwashed myself. Yeah, of course.

You're seeing this all the time because it's insane. And who knows when he went on, maybe he went on cross-sex hormones. Oh, here goes. I regret being trans. I wish I was a girl. I just know I cannot achieve that body with the technology we have today. I also can't afford that. He's also not well.

This is a kid who is saying. these things and totally out of his mind you know completely out of his mind and he's he's he's he's just not well okay and and and and then guess what he did he he got guns and killed what a a bunch of kids in a in a in a church that was a targeted killing of people who were religious were christian says kill the president killed donald trump all of it so let's there you go he wrote in a manifest that he wanted to kill kids to. Yeah, well, there you guys. Why?

Because he's out of his fucking mind. I know that, but did he say, why target kids? It's like a more like deep, like, I forgot I would. He wanted to target Christian children in a, in a church. It's just this evil, satanic thing. He was probably a complete fucking psycho. That exists.

So, you know, this kid should have been. But you have to start, and it's not, it's not, you know, single out trans, but there has to be a conversation where, some of this is mental illness. Now, some people are trans and they're not mentally ill, and they do feel like they're in the wrong body. That's debatable. That's debatable.

Yeah, sure. Debatable all day. Yeah. But have you seen how many trans shoot mass shooters has been? Have you ever looked at the list? There have been a number of them. Look at this rare. But again, again.

Westman's chilling writings revealed the violent fans about killing, Truling, Kluen wanted to be the scary, horrible monster standover with those powerless kids. What a fucking piece of shit. That's what glorifies the same. didn't hook mask here? Yeah, look, there are some very sick people in the world, and part of their sickness can be a whole host of things. Watch this.

He's totally out of his mind, psychotic. Who knows why? It doesn't matter. And he goes, okay, I want to kill kids. I want to change my gender. I want to eat nothing but pineapple. There are a thousand things that crazy people do, okay? And so my thing is when you have a child,

and they are dead set on being a different gender, you might want to take them to the mental health professional before they do any of that so you can see what's really going on. But now when you have mental health professionals, they are told to affirm someone's gender. And that if you say otherwise, it's conversion. It's conversion therapy.

That's right. So give them cross-sex hormones, render them sterile for the rest of the life. It is so fucking evil. Because if you're having problems, that's definitely make your life easier. Of course. And guess what?

Let me just, everybody, they did a study of the study. They had scholars that studied whether or not having the operations or going on cross-sex hormones, puberty, but they studied whether or not it actually stopped suicide in this group. Guess what? It went up. They found out that there's no conclusive evidence. Now, watch, this was from what I think was Ackerman, I can't remember the university. The scholars did a study of all the studies. And they found that.

They got so much harassment, so much harassment, that they then rescinded. They were getting doxed, attacked by these crazy trans. There's a small group that they have this knife, their symbol is a knife. And they literally were so crazy that these scholars said, we rescind these bindings and we don't take this study seriously. That's how crazy it was. This is what we're dealing with. it's all depressing yeah well you gotta over that guy rots in hell listen save your mental

for somebody else you start taking out kids go fuck yourself i agree but he but he did he did fuck himself he shot himself this is how crazy he was but do do us all favor just shoot yourself don't take out innocent kids you fucking coward what else you got chin uh this girl or not girl this woman got uh scammed by an ai deep fake and it's from this guy from jay deep fake and it's from this guy general hospital. She was in love with this character, but then apparently he I'll play this clip for you. This is from KTLA News. So like this could happen to Brian.

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used to replicate Burton's voice and likeness. Wow. And even now, I mean, it's kind of, really I'm stupid, but even now, it seems like real, but I'm comparing it to that real actor, obviously, it's not. But, yeah, I would never, I don't know nothing by AI. Starting more. So, yeah.

So can I just, you know the story, but like, so Bradley Cooper and I, we were close, good friends, and I lost touch with Bradley because he's just been busy and doing his stuff. And he changed his number. But I would get, over the past four years, I would get, like, messages,

hey, it's Bradley, and I'd be like, okay, you know, your hair looks great. Congrats on I thought I was just some fan. Then he sent me a picture one time. I'll like, get the fuck out of here. So finally, I get a text and it goes, yo, it's Bradley. Just thinking about you, bro.

How are you doing? Finally, he goes, it's Bradley Cooper in case you're wondering what maniac this is. And I'm like, great. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure it's Bradley Cooper. Send me a video if it's Bradley. Ha, ha, ha. So I get a video.

He goes, yeah, I'll send it now. I get a video. And it's Bradley Cooper. And he's like, and he's like, yeah, he's like, well, I'll show you. So he goes, dude, he goes, dude, I've been trying to get your number. I've been trying to call you for four years. I finally had to get to Shane Gillis and then I talked to Rogan and I got your number. So I'm like, so I send the video to my, my nephew, see, see if this is real.

And go, is this, is this AI? And my nephew goes, if that's AI, then I'm way behind. Yeah. But I'm still like, it's AI. So I text Rogan, I go, hey, Rogan, I go, did, did. Did Bradley ask for my number? And Rogan goes, yeah, he asked for your number. He was saying all these nice things about you.

I'm like, Jesus Christ. So then me and Bradley end up FaceTiming. And I'm like, dude, I thought you were. I didn't know it was you. So after he's been trying to get in touch with me for four years. And I've been the dick going, get the fuck out of him. Yeah, but rightfully so. Dude, I'm sending you texts.

I know. How do I know? This is my thing, though. Like, and I'm not trying to be mean here. That, that guy on General Hospital, like, he's a dime. He's a handsome Hollywood actor. this poor lady like did you I'm not being mean but did you really think

like there's a romantic 66 I know I have to interject and say that that woman next year was her daughter and her daughter did mention that her mom does have some sort of mental illness okay yeah yeah that's that's well that's who falls for these yeah it's a set and they take advantage

with these scumbag scandals this happens a lot with older women who are lonely yeah and you get some really yeah and you create a relationship makes them feel good because online the minute some asshole asked you for money yes she kept sending money that's the problem get out she didn't believe her daughter too the daughter said it was fake but she what's that the daughter was saying like this is not really it's it's got to be fake but she kept sending money i was friends with a guy i was i got i'm the who sent the bradley cooper video you were i knew it he looked robust all right you guys want to talk about this one this only fan dude says i i this is only

our time. Prolific only fan star Lily Phillips. I've seen her work. Parents broke down as they begged their daughter stop the extremes of only fan stunts that have often involved over 50 to 100 men at once. She's not well. We're talking about sex, Brian. Yes, it's called being. And she's a gorgeous lady. What are you fucking doing? She's out of her mind. That's what she's doing. She's out of her mind. She's crazy for cock. She's just crazy. And I'm not going to stand for it. I will only watch it once a week. It's watching your daughter. I will only watch it once or twice a week. Just for research purposes.

Max. Not every day anymore. With a disapproving look on your face. I'm not happy about it. This is so bad, man. Well, that's when you're dealing with a, you're dealing with somebody who's not well. Well, let me ask you this, though.

If someone came to her, let's pick whatever brand, Diora came to Lily Phelps said, hey, before all this shit. Hey, but we heard you're going to do the only fans thing and sleep with 100 dudes and day and whatever money you're going to make. Before you do that, we're going to offer you a five year, whatever it is, $30 million deal to be a model for Dior. Do you think she would, she just wants fame and money. I don't think it's a sex thing. I think this is her way of getting attention and being a name that everybody knows. She doesn't get, but I don't

think she has skills. I don't know the girl, but I assume because, and this is happening a lot with the younger generation, they don't have skills. So now you're seeing like the streaming where it's like, I'm streaming and this is why, this is part of the reason Rajah did what he did. Because with that streaming stuff, like you have to do crazy shit to get likes and noticed and get money. This is something different. I know what you're going to say, like the mental illness and like, well, no, no,

but I would, I would challenge you saying if before she sucked a thousand dicks in a day, I would be willing to bet if you went up to her, Hey, hold on. We're going to put you in next Star Wars. You'll be the next big star. She's not going to go, nah, I just want to suck dick and make money. She's just doing it for attention and money.

Yeah. And this is her fastest quick-out to that. There's probably some of that. The other thing, though, if you look at that other- She just caught crazy. Well, no, do you ever see that? What's the other girls who does this?

Doesn't matter. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know her name. So she. No, I haven't, but she, she, she, she, they were talking. and they said, you don't really get excited about much. Like, you get a breakup, your divorce.

You don't really, you move on. Nothing really affects you. And there is a condition. There was a woman who has her PhD, and she's a sociopath. And what she means by sociopath, people think sociopaths are evil and stuff. No, no, no. Sociopaths sometimes, the reason they're sociopaths is they don't have feelings. Yeah.

So she said that for her, her childhood, she learned that everything was, like nothing made her feel anything she was always numb she goes it was like living in a in this vacuum where nothing affects you so what happens is to feel alive you have to do something extreme so she would like hit a girl in the black cock do it she would hit a girl in the back of the head or something right yeah and then she'd get in trouble or she'd start stealing shit and her mother was like what are you doing she goes it was the it was the thrill of almost getting caught so this is the kind of person you look at her face it's so blank you know her parents are talking and she's totally it's heartbreaking she's got that smile yeah that you can't there is there is something going on

in her brain where where she needs to do extreme things just to feel a little bit yeah so she's willing to do whatever it takes so i think that's what you're dealing with good luck with that like until we can figure it out there is you unfortunately they did nothing wrong dude imagine that poor mom you did nothing wrong you just have a child being that mom yeah and you're whatever in this british town You see our face, though? You see our face doesn't change? Nothing affects her. Oh, she's gorgeous.

I would be willing to bet that this girl's face, she's always been that way. Nothing really. Nothing gets to her. She doesn't feel. I bet she'd be a hell of a quarterback. She doesn't feel a thing. It's just you can watch somebody die.

You can watch, you can have sex with 100 men. The next day, you're 100% fine. It's like, how much money did I make? Now, I'd much rather her suck a million black cocks and make money doing it than get a gun and shoot at innocent kids. Of course you would.

Of course you would. Because I think you're dealing with. the similar thing you you probably are neither one of them have compassion they can't relate to other humans they don't feel the way you and i do it's 12 inches of cock keep bringing it back to that even that it's important to even that delegate yeah even that maybe maybe yeah there's a there's a but you just as a parent like oh like my daughter has everything she's pretty she's this she's not fat she's you pretty girl and then they do this do everything right in life You do everything right in life, and you just, and your kid, the cops come to you and say,

they say this, they go, you're, you're, we found hands and feet in your son's closet. Wait, what? And you go, no, just 10 years ago, he's watching fucking Miss Rachel. We've been baseball practice. I have plans. No, no, what do you mean? We just did a Star Wars Lego together. I know, I know, I know that's cute.

Again, sir, we found a severed head in two hands. Yeah. So when you went to read the best. that time started your other son he sold a head off excuse me you go to then the cops go so do do you know who who that head and hands belong to and the kid goes uh yeah yeah do a homeless guy i know huh i know okay so so we're now we have a whole shift in i know well the domer family you can well you can only do you can only you can only do so much with the kid it's like i was hearing uh oh it's his name he played at georgia he's a line

Backers, Comptator now, but he's talking about kids sports. And he goes, you can do everything as a dad right to get your set him up for success in sports. He goes, give him a private coach, he gets on the best team, ride his ass as much as you want, get him to practice, do all the extra work. He goes, there's, then at the end of the day, it's literally, there's nothing you do. If you want to be great, only he can decide that. There's, you can't put that Y in him. That's it. You can set you do all you want push him as much you want but if he goes now I'm good there's nothing you can do there's literally nothing you do it's a hard thing as a parent Charles murray who is a social scientist has really looked at the data here and he said something he goes and parents never

want to hear this he said but at the end of the day you should make sure your kids get a lot of love you should make sure they get guidance the rest is on them get their their nutrition but you actually at the end of the day there's going to come a point where you have very little to do with how your kid turns out. He'll go, what? He's like, I know, I know. Just hear me out. I don't know if I agree with him.

Well, you either have it. Listen, you and I have been a lot. Well, if you're talking about sports, but I, but just in life, Bubba. Yeah, but if you give a kid a lot of love and you can, you teach them like the mistakes you've had, it goes a long ways. I would, I would hope so. Yeah. But, but him saying now you really don't have much with it, I disagree.

What I'm saying, though, is what I'm saying, though, is you can give them a lot of love. but there's a fire you need in life sometimes to really succeed there's oh when you're saying like success and stuff that's a different the formula for that's a little different but i'm i'm just saying being a good human just i'm saying be a good human because if you lock your kid in the basement you talk shit to 100% trust me no no no no no who's this murray trust me that kid ain't going to be in a good citizen 100 i'm just talking about being good humans sports is even them good habits yeah just raising them to be disciplined health all that yes sports is a completely different even even even show business even like all all of of being a boss it's a different animal yeah yeah listen we're going to continue we've we've given

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