The Fighter & The Kid - Is Brendan Schaub The World's Strongest Man? | TFATK Ep. 1058

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

The guys talk Brendan beating 2 World's Strongest Men champions (Thor Björnsson and Mitchell Hooper) in a grip strength competition, Brendan being a part of the newly formed Global Fight League, the upcoming Super Bowl and their predictions, current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Hey strong man, oh big old strong hands I've heard of strong hands, but I haven't heard of I didn't know that I was sitting next to the guy who had the Strongest hand I don't know if they're the strongest why they're not bad, but hold on Hold on didn't you beat Thor and what's his name? My boy Hooper. Yeah, didn't you beat Thor and the current strongest man in the world? Hold on. Yeah. Didn't you hold 345 pounds longer than both of them? Yeah. So you got the strongest hands in the world. Those guys are pretty strong. I've been sitting next to the guy who has the strongest hands in the world. Don't you feel better now than

when we grapple? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah, I do Yeah, well your you have your fingers the same What's funny is your fingers are literally the same size big palms though, but your palms are what are long? Yeah, you got big old palmy polar bear you got but your hands aren't giant You know, I don't know and and and like I've shaken a lot of pro football players hands big hands You're you're big hands. Yeah, the war war has been and so I figured he'd beat me he made me the most let's watch this for a sec cuz this is crazy might pass out but that's 50 come on Thor that was 55.7 and Mitchell Hooper Mitchell Hooper's Tom Segura Mitchell Hooper is the current strong like he beats Thor and everything except for deadlift

Look at this shit. Look at yeah. Look at this. Come on. Look at this mother. Hell. Yeah 60.4 must have been like what yeah must have been like, what? Yeah, they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Wow. I'm also a lot lighter than them. But it's different too because- No, you're 100 pounds lighter minimum. Minimum, yeah. And you don't train like that.

No. At all. And you're 10 years older. So no, no, no. Hold on. That's what I'm talking about. I know you're bam bam. I know you're Bam Bam. I know you're stronger than,

you bench press 225 right now, you could do it 30 times. You could do combine numbers right now. Oh yeah. I'd destroy most of the guys in the combine. Yeah. Except for the 40 and the- Yeah, obviously, obviously. But strength wise, yeah.

Strength wise. Pull ups on it. Yeah. I guess it's cool, too. Well, I've never seen you do, I remember you did strict, because I did them. I did 30 pull-ups and then you did 32 pull-ups, strict. And that's a lot of weight. So, you know, but, uh, that's fucking crazy, dude.

That's impressive. Those boys get ready for the Arnold too. But I, with the strength stuff, it's like, I think I've played sports, all that shit. And then also jujitsu, the jujitsu really gets your hand grip strength going. But then also, I'm strong. But then also, but a lot of it, like the endurance,

on the car, I credit to the, like, mechanic hands are strong. When I'm always turning, like, you're constantly like this, like this, like this, for long periods of time. I think a lot of this is endurance. Yeah, it's endurance. It's the endurance. I'm going to tell you a hilarious story. I'm on set doing a Super Bowl commercial, and I was, I don't know, 33. I've always packed the same thing. Packers Chief, Super Bowl I or what?

Who knows? And we had this, you know how you have these clamps that hold cables together. So you squeeze them and then they let go. So strong. So these guys are all guys who work with their hands, their big sort of like grip guys, all bigger than me, big hands and stuff like that. And they were having a contest to see who can

hold a penny between the thing. Now your boy over here always had a fairly okay grip just from wrestling as a kid, maybe my hand, stronger than I would normally have, but not that strong. But I've done the grip thing and I'm not- Stronger than Zuckerberg. I'm not that strong. But I've done that grip thing and I'm not-

Yeah. Like my brother-in-law, my father-in-law actually had stronger hands, so I'm not that strong. I'm not winning any strength contests. However, I held the penny'm not winning any strength contest. However, I remember I held the penny longer than any of those guys. And I think it's because it was more of an endurance thing. Like I was just in better shape and I had more energy and I was able to hold onto that energy for longer or something.

So that was interesting. Cause I'm sure they had stronger hands, but I was able to hold it long. Yeah. So, but this is weight and endurance This is weight and it's a lot of weight buddy Yeah, you got really strong hands, but even even when I was I mean, that's astonishing That's actually shocking that you were able to do that It's actually even when I was in the UFC when I was straight with Lauren Landau

He had the Broncos come in he worked with the Broncos group and we did farmers carry who could how many times good? He worked with the Broncos group and we did farmers carry who could, how many times could go up and down the gym hole? Not, it was like 120 pound dumbbells in each hand and I beat all of them. Jesus Christ. I heard about that. Yeah. Cause Lauren told me how strong you are. Yeah. Cause Lauren was like, they're like, they're strong. I think he says, I know there's Brendan strong. Like the fact that you beat the lineman at farmers carry on a professional football team, which is a fact is nuts.

I was also in my prime then too though. But I think you have a certain hydraulics like you do. You just have a strength that's different than most people. Yeah. Endurance. I mean, you're also holding 440 pounds. And Thor goes, did he jump into your arms? Yeah. He goes, I bet you can't hold me. He jumped into your arms. Yeah, he goes, I bet you can't hold me. He jumped in your arm. Yeah, he goes, but you can't hold me.

I'm like, guarantee I can. He's like, not a chance. I'm like, jump up. You got thrown your back out, dude. Look at that. That's insane. It was, I'll be fair, it was so heavy. Well, that's 440 pounds.

I can deadlift 600. Yeah. But that's different on his big, look his is look at his fucking legs So my legs look like John Jones there. I know he's so big He's the biggest hume Brian Shaw's huge is he is he in his 40s? How was he? I think 30s, but dude he's so fucking big right now 440 440 and how tall is he. And how tall is he? 36.

How tall is he? Six, nine, almost seven foot. Yeah, six, nine. Good God. Such a good dude. Yeah. He is, isn't he? Yeah.

He's awesome. What's funny is, you know, I watched the Strong Wind contest and that Hooper was throwing the, he set the world record for throwing that fucking keg The 35 pound keg said the world bring that guy up for a sec. He's such a great guy, but um, I watch it with my kiddos And every person is on screen. They always go. Can you beat him up? Are you strong than him? I'm always like yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, right. He's such a great guy Was he an athlete? I don't know. He's strong as all get out though. Yeah.

It's a big fella. Oh, look at the size of him. He's huge. Canadian. Good God. From like, I was like, Ron. Look at this tiny waist. Yeah, yeah.

He's a freak. But we were watching Strongman. Mitchell Hooper was on, and T-Goes. Daddy Strongman, him. I'm not, buddy. But then I sent him that video yesterday. I went, ah goes, daddy's strong on him. I went, I'm not buddy. But then I sent him that video yesterday. I went, ah, they're definitely strong on me. I'm saying, of course, Gryph said.

It's actually, it's really astonishing. Yeah, it's cool. It's a big deal. Yeah. Cause I called Rogan right away. I sent T.K. Right away. But he didn't answer.

But then we were on the same threads. Yeah. He was like, that's insane. Yeah. Cause that's shocking. I was trying to downplay it. It does make me feel better though, because like. The way I manhandle you. Yeah.

Like, you know, it's, it's a weird, it's a weird thing when you picked me up the other day and we were naked. That's in Miami for almost less than 24 hours. That's a good time. You love to travel, especially waking up super early. What's your favorite thing to do? And then before, I was home for one day just Saturday, because then Thursday, Friday, I was doing that GFL draft.

Yeah. The first ever draft. Oh, how was that? It was cool. It was cool working with Goldberg. He's great. Yeah. Great guy.

How's he doing? Coming up next. He's good. So a lot of these guys are old, the fighters who have been fighting a long time. Yeah Yeah, which don't you I get the criticism with all that We got Tyrone Woodley. We lose the number one pick sage north. That's not a big wow and yeah, Kevin Lee on there What is sage north cut was in another fight league for a while using one championship got out How did he he had some trouble there? No, you know his last two. Yeah, he's yeah

How did he he had some trouble there? No, you know his last two. Yeah, he's yeah Those are the guys you want like sage Kevin Lee stuff like that young those guys. Yeah, they're young. Yeah. Yeah sage is like 29 28. Yeah, he's a stud and he's he's kept improving the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this would be a good run for him, but they Yeah, my whole issue my Douglas name is a monster. Yep. My whole issue is with, when they brought up Tony Ferguson, like in the pre-production thing, I was like, oh, I don't, I refuse to. Gustafsson's fighting too. Go back for a second. Hold on, listen to me, B. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah. There's a whole list of names. Yeah. When they brought up Tony Ferguson, it was tough for me to get on board. I'm like, nah, I can't do it without like if you know I'm here because you want my opinions and I don't filter like I I have an issue Saying that he's you know gonna perform and fight again like well, you know before this I'm like bud He's on how many hey, and I fight losing streak. Look at the John Wayne par video. That's all I have to say

Yeah, and then You know, we went back and forth. They weren't like nasty about it. I was like, there's the elf in the room. You guys can't pretend that Tony, it's Tony Ferguson from 2010. You just can't. And I refused to.

Like we get that and we'll do your thing. Just, you know, and so I just told Tony, you know, I was like, you know, but I was scared lately, you know, it's been tough. I was like, my question is like, what's your why? Like what, like how do you think it's going to be different? You know? How many has he lost?

It's out of it. I think it's outrageous. I mean, I don't think he should be fighting. Now, let me ask you this. I'm same. I was on the same thing. Yeah. And then when you hear him talk, you this, same, I was on the same thing. Yeah. And then when you hear him talk, you know,

but, but, hold on, I want you to take this in account. Look who he's losing to Brian. You're talking about the upper, upper echelon. So because he can't compete against the, yeah, against the very best, the very, very best, the very best. But can he compete, let's say, if you take it down a notch? Does he deserve that? No. Oh, interesting. Doesn't deserve that. Well, I don't think he deserves to. He's got brain damage. Nobody wants to talk about it. And, and, and, you know, I think when you lose eight in a row, let's all be honest. Uh, I don't, I think a fighter like this should be protected from himself. That's what I think. Because I think it's going to be so bad. Here's where it gets tricky.

Here's where it gets tricky. So let, let's say, and I'm not saying he does, let's say he does FCT. Let's say he does. Well, I'm going to say he does. Okay. He does. Are you going to pay his bill? Like what should he do now?

I'll tell you what he should do. I'll tell you what he should do. I'll tell you what he should do. I'll tell you what he should do. I'll tell you what he should do. He should not add to his brain damage that is going to put him in a wheelchair or worse. That's what I think. I don't think you double down on that. Does he end up there no matter what? It's like saying, Hey, you, you, you, you're a drug dealer and you're in this, you're on this corner, but the only way to feed your kids is more drug dealing.

Well, you're going to end up in jail or dead. And I think that fighting on this level where you have lost something and you're getting starched and you're fighting these, yeah, you fought all these guys. He left a piece of himself in every one of those things. He should have stopped right at Justin Gage. I got news for you. Every fight you watch this weekend,

they all leave a piece of them. Of course. Nobody goes on skits. But you love it, right? This is, no, I don't. I of it. Of course. Nobody goes on a stand. Of course. But you love it, right? This is, no, I don't. I don't like watching this.

I don't like watching. I don't think Tony Ferguson should be cleared to fight. I think it's time for him to retire. I think he's done an amazing job. He's a warrior. I have a great deal of respect for Tony Ferguson. But you know why I'm saying this? Because I care about, I don't know him, but I care about people like that.

Yeah, I love Tony. And so what I want is for him to be able to develop some semblance of a life, figure out what's next in his life. If you're a fighter and you think you're going to keep fighting until you're 80, well, I got news for you. It's not good. Well, not only do. You're not telling anything they don't know about. So everybody has to have a second chapter in their life.

One hundred percent that's the case with all professional sports, especially fighting. Of course. So the answer is not more fighting. The answer is not more brain damage. The answer is, especially when you're getting to a point where you can't actually defend yourself or you can't actually fight in a way that is going to be... I think if they give them another older guy or a guy who's not a top ten in the fucking UFC Like say they gave him a Dylan Danis or something like that

Sure, and it becomes a wrestling match grappling match then do grappling You know who's paying for that be again. He has a mortgage and family. It's over But I know it's over it is you understand what I'm saying. It is so so that's gonna it's easy for us to stay here All right, another cheers. It's not it's not it's actually not a it's not something to bring up. It's over like it the gate It's not it's not though if you makes five hundred thousand dollars fighting Dylan Dennis How many times we're gonna do that? How many more times we're gonna do it? We've been doing that We might have to yeah against the best competition in the world. What's it? But if you take it down a notch It's over five hundred thousand times top though, right?

There gets a point where where you physically But if you take it down a notch, you get 500,000. It's time to stop though, right? But it's easy for us to say. No, no, there gets a point where you physically, your health, your life is on the line and this is the end of the road. You know what the problem is though? For all of us, we all reach a point, especially if you're an athlete. You're talking about a different thing. It's just over, right? There is a time when it's over and it's over. And part of the reason it's over

is because you can't do it anymore. You just can't. I'm just not saying he, like clearly he's different than he was in say, when he beat fucking Donald Cerrone in 2019, which was six years ago. Clearly we're not dealing with the same guy. Now how would he do against a Dylan Dennis

or a Kevin Lee again or something like that? I don't know. Well, Kevin Lee hits hard. He's not gonna be a prime, Kevin Lee kicks and hits hard. Yeah, it's professional fighting. All of them are gonna be good. But can he compete where he's not taking so much damage

if we bring the competition down a notch? We can still make a living. I'm not interested. I'm not interested. You know, I, I think that I really think that nobody wants to talk about it, but I think it's like, there comes a time when you have to go, you can, you're not, we're not clearing you. You know who should be on the commissions? Yeah, there you go.

Not because, because UFC, we have commission, UFC, GFL,FL PFL one championship Risen all this shit there. They're gonna they're gonna be promoters and they'll take on whoever for your name The commission's who sanctioned on fights you go. This guy's not fighting. He's lost ten around And he's not fighting. No, exactly and I that's why you shouldn't be onto the that's why you have a commission Well fighters gonna fight, you know promoters gonna promote to promote, we're all going to do our thing. Commission should look out for the safety. That's right.

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Who is it who I always forget Freddie Roach? Freddie Roach would be the best example. Yeah, because he knows what's up. We'll look at exactly him and you'll hear them say you got to start defending yourself son or I'm gonna call it. Oh, yeah, and and that's what boxing's been been around longer so they have more of those mechanisms built in. That's why I, yeah. So I'm the guy, I'm probably more on the over here. Like when I saw Justin Gage doing that. I think most fans are with you. I think most fans, and I'm, for the majority, I'm with you. Yeah, I'm I might Let's say the GFL worked out. Let's say GFL started ten years ago Yeah, and they were doing the 50-50 rev share there

You know, they had the 401ks like that's why GFL is awesome Now I get the criticism of the older fighters I get I'm with all of you guys on that But if this does work out and it's a big if, if it does work out, the amount of hate GFL gets, it doesn't make sense to me because everyone cries, fighters need to be paid at more, they need benefits, they need health insurance and now they have it and everyone wants to hate on the league trying to do it. Well they have older, bigger names. Correct.

The same way any business that works to get people in the door, because they just need to get the feet off the gate, they just need to get going. So it's the same way. It's the same. I'm going to watch those names. Like, where was this energy with Mike Tyson and Jake Paul? You know how fucking old Mike Tyson is?

But all you morons watch that. It's the most watched fight ever. Why is that? Because Mike Tyson was a big name. You watch him with your kid. He's fucking 60. You saw me, I was like. He's 60 and has ulcers.

So keep that same energy. So again, the only reason Netflix did that because they want to get eyeballs. Now, do I wish that society happened where GFL, UFC could be successful and just have up and coming prospects and drafts and it's these young kids and we tune into that. I do. That's not the business. It's no different than your local fucking comedy store mothership. There's a reason why there's headliners because

that's what puts butts in the seats. And then they fill the undercard or they fill the other spots on those comedy stores with up and comers. So you use the old heads that everybody knows to get in the tickets, to get the eyeballs. Some of them aren't as good as they were young, but you're really just using their name to draw the attention. And then people go, oh wow, this is a good product. I like that young kid. And then hopefully it builds from that. It's literally the model everybody's ever done since the history combat sports. Same

reason why you have Canelo on your fucking main card and the rest of his field with complete shit. It just gets butts in the seat. So all the criticism is like, now this is this is business one on one for fight leagues. This is what every business does get butts in the seat when they're new. Now do they have the work cut out for them? 100%. When we got donut, they have champagne and we're going to be something special here and Goldie's there and Darren, the owner and everyone's there and Robin Black and Caroline, we're all in the whole staff, like this something special. And all I said is, now the work starts. The draft? Yeah.

No, this isn't. The work starts, the good luck, including me, good luck. Now the work, no one's ever done it. Yeah. But why not them? Somebody's going to do it. Eventually somebody's going to do it. Can you explain what it is again?

It's 16, so they get drafted on a team. So it's LA, Miami, New York, Sao Paulo, London, and Abu Dhabi. And so they have coaches like Javier Mendez, they have Thiago Alves, Pitbull, so they have these teams, and their production, everything's world class. They have great storytelling. The guys that made that F1 series on Netflix are the ones telling the stories on these.

So they have great matchups. They have Lido Machida, Vanderlei, on Netflix are the ones telling the stories on these. So they have great matchups. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Vandale, Huffield Cordero, Ray Longo. Wow. Look at that. Love Ray.

So you have Savages on there. So it's teams. So you have, you know. I'm excited about it. Go back to those teams again one more time. Just a minute. I just want to see. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Look at Tiago Alves too. I fucking love it. So it's a season thing. So it's six months. Yeah. And then there's a champion at the end. I love it. I think it's exciting to me, man. I'm 100% going to watch this. Because I like watching some of these veterans too. Let's go through it. Look who's there. It's like, you've got Uel Romero, you've got Holly Holm. I mean, all these names that are very intriguing to me. Paige van's aunt. Yeah fucking

Your eye a favor what? Yep. He's fighting. Yep Wow Holy shit, that's why boy Todd Duffy Todd Duffy rock cold Luke's fighting Wow, Derek Bronson, Tyron Woodley You tell me you won't watch Luke Rockhold versus Gagard Musasi? Hell yes I'd watch that. I'm very interested in that fight. Damn. Andre Oloski, still doing it.

Frank Mir! What? Rashad Evans! Dude. Dowoon Jung. Uriah Hall. Actually though, it's pretty cool because this is a big opportunity for a lot of people to kind of like revamp get back in there

Again, you got a lot of the old heads But what you want to do is hopefully this first season just you show that's a good product a good production Get some butts in the seats, but you develop the young guys So that you need them to take over if this thing's gonna survive you need to create your own young stars Maybe it's sage north cut them to take over. If this thing's gonna survive, you need to create your own young stars. Maybe the Sage North cat. You know? Cause when you got the UFC, it was just too much too soon. Katz and Gano, get the fuck out of here. This is crazy. I mean, it's, it's a great opportunity. It's a lot of, it gets a lot of people paid, you know? That's the, that's my thing. Like you're on, you, me and Rogan were on that group text.

I go, listen, fighters getting getting paid up the gazoo, it's another place for them to go where they wouldn't have an opportunity, I'm on board. Dan Severin. Hoist Gracie. Hoist Gracie, this is exciting, dude. Fador? Fador's in there.

Yeah, yeah, Frank, Frank. The guy with one glove, Art, he's dead. He passed away, yeah. His son? His son,. Trust me I get the criticism when it comes to the older fighters I'm with you but it's just the model that's the business model. We got you know Wideman. See I think Dylan Dannis, Tony Ferguson take my fucking money. Mm-hmm. Um that all day. All day. Interesting. It was cool working in Goldberg though. I bet. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's gonna be good. You got to open same crew. Yeah, OSP, Kevin Lee, Sydney Outlaw.

While you guys are talking about fighting, I just saw this get announced a few minutes ago and Brendan looks like you were right again. It says the moment you've all been waiting for March 27th, the Paul brothers will take each other on on HBO. Told you that's how this ends. Damn. Told you. Wow. That's going to be good.

Don't care, but it's exciting anyway. Does that beat Mike Tyson, Jake Paul? I don't think so. I mean, I think so. Yeah. You want to see these two get after it. They're both more relevant They both have bigger fan base Mike Tyson, but Mike Tyson is the casual like even my dad was like Tyson Tyson this young

He's sad, but it's gonna I'm excited. I think it beats it. Do you think they're gonna try to actually box each? Yes, they are. Yeah, they're gonna go out. Yeah, they're both competitive dude super competitive. Yeah That's gonna be good Who do you get on HBO? I mean, I'll tell you what My money's probably on Jake. I was gonna say Logan better my money's on Jake. Jake's been training in earnest Isn't there a huge size difference here? Not really. No Logan's taller, but Jake's like thicker. Yeah, Logan's a big strong boy yeah Logan's no punk Logan's he's taller but yeah weight-wise they'll be alright but this when we had Logan on

food truck diaries I don't know five years ago when he just started to announce they were getting into boxing I was like how's this ending you like me fight my brother that's when you know it's like kind of the end of the road for us it's ends with me fighting my brother You think he'll hang his gloves up after that Jake will I? Don't know what else there's left for me unless unless Connor because remember the Connor stuff so it's happened. That's not happening No, it's not happening. You don't think so. No, I know so it's not happening Oh, so, um, I think they were trying to fill in a big role and then they're both kind of like fuck it Cuz I I like it it'd be great if they both just dip out after this and

Logan just keeps doing WWE. But I don't know where you go from here, unless it's like a really close fight and they do a rematch. But who else you gonna fight that's bigger than your brother and gets more views? Like the KSI stuff's bullshit. Would you hit Jey with your full force? For as much money as they're getting paid?

Yes. You would hit him. Wholeheartedly. Well, Jay doesn't fight, but you know. I know, but I'm saying could you really- If Jay fought, yeah, if Jay was a trained fighter and had their background, fuck yeah, for all that, you know how much money they're going to make from us? No, but I just don't know if you could actually try to hurt your brother.

I would kick everybody straight in the face for $50 million. $50 million? I fought my brother, like hard. Yeah, brothers fight when they grow up. You're not trying to like... No, I'm trying to kill my brother. You got gloves on? You got gloves on?

You're trying to... No, my brother's trying to kill me. What happens is once you get hit, you're like, okay, we're going. Guys, that's what happens with guys. It's like with Jiu Jitsu. Guys, just gonna roll, gentle, don't go crazy. That lasts about one minute and guys are trying to kill each other.

Can we turn our attention to a sport called? Don't even start with me. No one wants to hear. Football? You know what, please do me a favor and take the tag off your chief's jersey that you probably just bought. Listen, I'm just saying that I was rooting for the Bills.

No you weren't. But this kid is impossible to stop. I'm just saying that I was rooting for the Bills, but this kid is impossible to stop. When he decides to roll out and throw that ball or run that ball, we got a big problem. I love how you act like you're some new guy. You know he's been MVP multiple times, man. Well, you know, can we not, why are we not talking about Andy Reid and his offensive team coordinators and how they are.

Well that's the whole thing right? Genius call. Andy Reid's the most winning coach of all time with Philadelphia too but. Yeah. Okay. No I know he's a veteran. He won a Super Bowl with Philly,

or no he lost Super Bowl and then he was the most winning coach in Philadelphia history. He's brilliant. He's brilliant Then you got this quarter. 101 career victories Yeah, which would be surpassing Don Shula's of 347 if he keeps going now He's gonna have a lit steakhouse like Don Shula's you ever been to Shula's good question. Yes. I have yes I have so bad. Yes

They have a steak the size of this chair. Yeah, so that's the 50 ounce I don't know what it is. Marino's is nice. There's like five factors that they're saying will determine the Super Bowl. And one of them is like, can Sirianni keep up with Reed? I mean, the Walrus, I mean, see mine would be can can the Eagles keep up with the refs? That'd be number one. I don't think that's a factor as much.

Oh, huge factor. But, but it's really something called the buffet game, but it's obvious, but it's not so obvious. Do you think, do you think they're actually the fixes in that sense? I, there's nothing's fixed. I think there's favoritism the same way. I guess subconscious favoritism. So no, they just, the NFL, it's the same way how Herb Dean, when they're like, man,

you stood up that fight and he goes, I've been told that this is what the Brass want, and not to leave it on the ground. If it's born, I've been told to encourage them to stand up. The refs have been told, they're encouraged to make sure the Chiefs are in the Super Bowl. Well, I don't know if they could be told that because that would be big problems. No, no, no. Well, here's what I think really does come down to Serbianity keeping up with Reid. When I was watching, I don't know football,

but I was watching that. Yeah, please tell us about it. And they were able time and again to fool the Bills defense. They just were, and they were able to get those, convert into those first downs over and over again. Now you've got a quarterback that seems to be crazy clutch every time,

but somebody was breaking down the fact that they don't have the kind of weapons. A lot of the guys, they're wide receivers. A lot of these guys were cut by other teams that were not good, like the jets and the Patriots. So Andy Reid can take anything he wants and turn them into. I think it comes down to the line of scrimmage. I think because both teams have such great defensive coordinators that you are right that it's going to come down to something similar to that. But the league turning into such a passing league like can Saquon Barkley have a great running game? I don't know.

Yeah, cause if Saquon goes off, the Eagles have a good chance. Yeah. I read- Remember Mahomes has the best offense line in football. He does, huh? I think, how many, three Pro Ballers? Like they have the most expensive. Yeah. Yeah, well whatever the case, you know.

Which is what you want to do, cause it's a passing league. So that's why when we were arguing over Mahomes and Allen, we bring up yards. It's not really an indicator of how he's playing because they pass so much more than other teams and Josh Allen rushes more. Play the thing I sent you though.

I want you to break this down for me because I don't really understand it actually. I want you to explain what he's saying. I actually didn't really, I honestly didn't really get it. Who is it? He sent it in the group chat. He's talking about why Mahomes is different than every quarterback in history. And will be the GOAT if he wins this already. 100%. But maybe you can explain what the fuck he's saying

because I actually couldn't understand it but I sent it to you. Yeah, I would say he's the best I've ever seen. He's not better than Brady. And that's hard for me to say because I hate anything out of Austin. He's better than Brady if he wins this. No.

No. Play this please. Hold up, got to set it. Because he is better than Brady. Because Brady couldn't run the way Mahomes did and Mahomes can pass with the same accuracy. Let's take a little break. Let me talk to you about hymns.

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Watch this. Yeah, this is it. Wonderful. He's an amazing quarterback. The problem is, the problem is, I want to read a stat. You guys mind if I read you something? Oh, go ahead. Since 2001, there have been 125 drives in the NFL's postseason

where it was at least the fourth quarter, and there was under a minute to play. And the team on offense trailed by seven points or fewer at the start. These are your standard clutch moments for a football team, the do or die drives that win and lose critical games. Out of those 125 drives, only 40% of the time did the team on offense pull off the magic trick to get the points they need in other words

It's a touchdown or field goal to either win the game or tie the game Senate's over Some of these quarterbacks are really good at it such as Tom Brady who was five for 11 in those situations I'm postseason 40 or drew breeze who was three for six in his play 50% Only one player is perfect. That's crazy. What? Who was seven for seven in those situations.

That's ridiculous. So if you're asking me to pick against Patrick Mahomes, I would say to you, what on earth are you smoking? I've been a Josh Allen advocate. Isn't that crazy? It is. Yeah. So you know what, Sinaz? Time for you to get on the Mahomes train. I refuse.

And time for you to understand. It's not even that I'm not on the Mahomes train. I agree. I think he'll go down as the greatest ever do it and he's straight greatness. I think it's more the constant winning, which is annoying, right? That's why the Patriots were hated. And then I just think, like, it doesn't help them. Like, I think they could still win without the ref's help. It's just like, you guys got to back off a little. The Lakers, the exact same thing. They're good for ratings.

So they give them favoritism, you know. Yankees are good. Dodgers are good. They get, there's some favoritism. If it's a big pitcher, there's favoritism. Big hitter, favoritism. Where most guys would get a strike, They get balls. It's just sports. Unfortunately,

it's sports, but I just don't, I don't think the refs are winning them the super bowl. I think that they're there. They find a way. They're just so good. They're so good. It's like, you know, I remember when my friend didn't like Kobe Bryant and Kobe Bryant like, no matter what he would break your heart. If you were on the opposite side, he's going to find a way to win and he's going to start hitting and it's like it out you know why I hit the Chiefs because of you because you've all of a sudden got into football because your wife's a Philly fan and you won't get off this nuts

because I've even Jay was like man you used to like my homes like I know I don't know what's going on and they just hit me around like oh cuz you won't shut the fuck up about I've always liked football. I just don't know football. So I still don't but here's the thing you're like Worth two people just they who Collins worth the announcer gets made my homes do anything like oh my god This guy is he's hands down the greatest we've ever seen hands down He just does like a simple run. You're like can get off his, I think that's Mahomes' issue. I think Mahomes should come out and go, guys, I appreciate the love, Brian Collinsworth,

shut the fuck up, you're making things way worse, let me just play the game. I have a criticism of Mahomes. I think his butt's stupid. His brother. No, it's his brother. His brother, he's got a butt. He has a gay brother.

I know he does. That bothers me. Why? I don't know, Reason to hate him, right? You need something? You need a homophobe? His brother is so cringy on social media. Is he? Oh, that's a nice butt there, but his butt looks very round and kind of like a little bit bigger than it should be. It's not a good one. He's got that. Now you know his godfather's A-Rod. His godfather is? Yeah, his godfather is A-Rod. So he grew up with Alex Rodriguez, one of the greatest baseball players of all time, as his mentor. Oh, shit.

And when he was young, Patrick Mahomes was a baller at baseball, and A-Rod was like, you need to stick with football. Okay. Okay. Huh, really? Interesting. That's his brother. All gums, no teeth. So Brian.

That should be his brand. Brian. Yes. You're gonna say right now that the Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl. I would never put money on the Eagles. I'm not gonna talk about money. I have a different proposition. But who do you think?

I've said from the middle of the season that the Eagles are gonna be in the Super Bowl. You said they'd be in it. But who's gonna win? Oh, well, the Chiefs, unfortunately. Brendan? I'm in for the Eagles. I'm a big Sigourney Barkley fan.

And I like the white cornerbacks and safeties for the Eagles. So. You know how hard it is to make in the NFL is a white corner and safety. They have a bunch of them too. You got a lot of emotional reasons here. No, but I like, I like, it'd be good for somebody else to win. Jalen Hurts, Jalen Hurts is phenomenal. Handsome bastard. Now remember, Barkley averages like 147, 148 yards in playoff games.

Okay. So keep that in mind. He's right. He 148 yards in playoff games. Okay? So keep that in mind. He has over 200 and like, over 2000. Saquon Barkley. Oh, Beast. Beast. I just think if you two want to make a friendly wager, whoever loses should wear the tightest Taylor Swift shirt we can find for a podcast.

I just don't know football well enough to make a nice, good thing. You don't? You seem like you do Well, I but I mean the Eagles have a very good chance of beating very good chance of beating The Chiefs very good chance Did we know if Taylor Swift's can be in the game? I don't like her either. I'm sorry, Jen I don't like her either in a couple ways and then you know what you I went that south on cheese when Travis Kelsey did the Pfizer commercial and then when I found out how much you made on I get it. He's so good though All right. Yes. He's also good. Look, um the Eagles I'll tell you what's gonna

Tell us kind of annoying me now, too The brothers all over with the soup commercials, of course his wife like a bigger ratings than rogue and it's like It's all gonna know you but you barely beat firing the kid, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Here's the thing. Uh, the, the, the barely, barely you by a nose around the same nose hair. We're on the same views.

Chill. And you just started. Just started. So what's your excuse? Yeah. Umose hair. We're on the same views. Yeah. Chill. And you just started. Just started. So what's your excuse? Just started.

Yeah. The biggest thing for the Eagles is going to not get in their own head. It's like you're playing. Hey, man. It's history. Hey, you know what? I think we're set on your football talk. When you go a championship team, you go, I think they just need to get out of their own

way. Just saying. I'm just saying. It's so stupid. Just saying. You're talking about the pros? Yeah. You don't want to say, come on, Barkley, you're the best runner back in years?

So get in your head. Not a chance. No? Not a chance. Sure. No, no, no. Those guys are professionals. Yeah, you're professionals.

And they played it last year. Professionals get in their own head. No, they don't. Sure, they do. Not at that level. Not a chance. Oh, yeah. No, no.

It's a very good team. Unless you're playing like it's history, it's fate. It's like they're destined to win three. This is a very civilian take. Three Pete, bro. If you even say three Pete to Jalen, he goes like this. Fuck. Don't say that! No, they don't care about you.

Everybody has psychologically... That's not high school locker rooms. No, that's not true. Pros, pros, like pro tennis players. Oh, man. If golfers, it's a mental game. It's very delicate. You gotta be careful. Alright, get me out Oh God. If golfers, it's a mental game. It's very delicate. You gotta be careful.

All right, get me out of here. What else we got? Current events? Yeah. Current events. Current events. It's time for current. It's events.

I wanna sing the current. Current events. It's current events. It's time for current events. The events are freaking current. Oh yeah, this is terrible. Yeah hold on let me just get this quick. A video shows officer actually shoot a man with his own gun. Yeah. So the officer is the one that took the gun out of the man's because it's

concealed carry. He's legally carrying. Where is it Texas from? I think this is Florida but let me double check. I hope you have Selena Gomez crying. Sonja, okay. As long as you're cool. Oh, I'm not. I'm too. The cop's cool with him. He got pulled over because he ran a red light. That's what the cops are saying. I appreciate your honesty.

All right, so what we're gonna do is- So he's pulling the gun out and he fires? No, you'll see the video right here. And it's a woman cop that tried to take the gun out. The pistol for me? Police say Officer Mindy Cardwell was trying to remove the firearm, but the gun discharged, striking Arrington in the leg. The pistol for me? So it's stuck in his pants. Oh my god.

Ah! Ah! You OK? Hey. Moments after the gun was fired. She's fired, right? Officers. She was fired.

Yeah. Because I mean. It's his gun! No, but she's the one taking it out of his. Yeah, but you know why she's fired? Because she's a spaz. She can't, yeah. You guys know that's to know why she's fired because she's a spaz She can't yeah, you guys know you can't grab the trigger you Incredible spaz that's me. I I you're so just helps us. This helps us. Yeah, let me just get that

I'm just grab it by the tree. Oh god this poor guy. Hey, bro God bless you though cuz you just won at least two million dollars. You're all good. I'll take a shot of that Yeah, yeah, you'll win $2 million. You still want to hit a major artery, but. No, fucking A. That's painful. Dude, the amount of shit. Wait a minute.

Bryce saw it right away. No, I saw it. But yeah, so it was Florida. So anyways, Mark, I think Mark brought this up to me. Oh, Jesus Christ. So this page ran out. She just, yeah, she just posted this recently. Part of the GFL.

She's very hot. Yeah, she's cool. Listen, I support any any of that I'm a big fan of Paige hey you know what how bad those cops roasted that female cop after that when they got in the car just them and she's not there dude like bro finally fine Mary's fucking out of here I thought never see the day yeah you get out of here she She goes Yeah, bitch. It's over. Did you see this CIA? So Trump? Trump is getting rid of all this D I E I stuff and I fired the Attorney general a lot of them which can be challenged in court But that's like a really sensitive position because they determine what should be investigated

he'd fired a bunch of people in the Department of Justice because they were trying to oh I don't know put him in jail and the fuck what was I gonna say fuck damn it we were talking about Page Man's Aunt Trump, DI. Oh the CIA's recruitment video the DEI recruitment video. Oh that's not bad. Did you see? Yeah, you see the military one? Oh my god She's like I'm she's a she's a I'm a black cisgender woman I have been diagnosed with general anxiety disorder and I'm in the CIA that like that's what DEI was doing Like I don't want you and your medical anxiety in my intelligence It's over. It's all over. It's all over. The madness is over.

The madness is over. It's fucking wild. They're trying to destroy America. Literally what they're trying to do. Thank fucking God they lost. Here's one for you guys. So a district attorney in Mississippi is trying to push a bill forward that would literally reward bounty hunters for every

illegal immigrant caught. Dogged a bounty hunter dusting off the old boots. I worry about this though. Yeah. Fidgeting around to shit that doesn't. Exactly. We don't need this. Where's the line?

It's the political point of view. It's kind of dumb. And you'd get a thousand bucks per person. Yeah that's this. I don't like this. Do you want those bounty guys really looking into it, deciding who's illegal in the vetting and all that shit. You want illegal aliens. What Tom Homan and they're doing is actually getting rid

of all the criminals. Yeah. Can I just give you guys really like, this is great. Bring up Selena Gomez, cause I want to talk about this. She's so stupid. And I'm a fan. Yeah.

Where is it? There it is. This is great. Can we play it? And she, she erased it because. She deleted it quick. I'm a fan. Yeah. There it is. This is great. Can we play it? And she erased it because... She deleted it quick. I'm sorry. She doesn't understand.

She's also an actress, remember that. This isn't real. It's like I'm looking for attention. Like here's what bothers me and you had to put this on the thing and it's like... I don't understand. Yes, it's very evident you don't understand the process and what's going on. Where were these tears when the illegal immigrants killed? How many innocent people it's not just that it's it's there's a couple things. One is that the like so when Trump

got rid of the Colombian, they were there were drug dealers. They were it was a drug gang and it was him and the left wing Colombian president goes, you're not I'm not going to And they were drug dealers. It was a drug gang. And it depors them. Correct. And the left-wing Colombian president goes, I'm not going to let the plane land. And Trump goes, hey bro, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to slap you with tariffs that will turn your country into the Stone Age. And they go, okay, we got it. Never mind, sorry. Sorry, Mr. President.

They bend the knee. And that happened so quickly. That happened within an afternoon that it came came like the crisis, the news was like, wait, but they didn't have time. It was like, oh, it's been fixed. That's what a real president does. That's what leadership looks like. Not this bullshit. Okay. And in terms of like when here's the problem though, when it comes to people think there's going to be mass deportation, this is actually, I talked to a guy who enforces the law on this. So when you have most of the

agricultural sector Construction sector restaurant sector especially in this state Twenty eight thirty forty percent are actually illegal. Yeah, I'm out. No, they actually I'm sorry We actually they get absorbed and we need them. So farmers will be like don't fucking get rid of those guys. We need them Okay, it's fine. We all know that Homan can't do that anyway, because what here's what happens we're talking about criminals Because when you are an illegal alien in this country, I don't know if you know this, first thing you do

is you get rid of all your papers, throw them away. Now you get fake papers. Now I arrest you. Now, what they do is they go, where are you from? They go, I'm from here. I'm from here. No, you're from somewhere else. You have an accent, you don't speak English.

No, I'm from here. Now, you're an agent. You need a country to send them back to If they don't if they don't have you in a database in Mexico Guatemala Honduras, Morocco, the Congo wherever it is You're if you haven't committed a crime, they don't have your fingerprints or whatever now now It's an individual basis even if you do that has to be processed one person at a time So it's not feasible that they can't just deport they can't do that So even if you commit a crime and you did your time, this is really fascinating You've done your time you're in you've been in jail for eight ten years now you come out you still tell him

I'm an American guess what we have to do We have to give them a work permit otherwise become wards of the state It's just the way it is. They did their time. It was crying about this. Fuck all this noise. How about he's getting rid of the fucking taxes, federal tax. That's pretty. Now when they say that I'm like, yeah, right. Yeah. But then when he mentioned it yesterday in a press conference, like see for real, it sounds like he is. I could use the money. He's definitely, there's definitely going to be tax cuts. It's going to be very interesting. No if he if dude if he got rid of federal taxes, bud, your boy's having all the cards,

dude, he gets rid of federal taxes. Well, he will get my vote and anyone associated with him for the rest of my life. My kids lives my grandfather's life. We'll see with tariffs. We'll see what happens. But look, the guy the guy is doing some pretty amazing stuff. Fast. It's gonna be interesting. And it wild when you have the guy is doing some pretty amazing stuff. Fast too. It's going to be interesting. Isn't it wild when you have actual leaders, like compared to Biden and

Southern Madness? It'll be challenged in courts, which it should be, but it's, it's, it's, uh, it's impressive. It's impressive. This is a unified, this is a very different, Trump 2.0 is very different than Trump 2.1. At first he didn't know what was going on. More calculated. I agree. Yeah. So, Dude, how about JD Vance? That's your next president. Smart motherfucker. Did you see him go, what'd he say? Margaret? I agree. Yeah, so dude, how about JD Vance? That's your next president smart. Do you see him go? What do you say Margaret? I disagree. Yeah. No, I didn't see that. Oh very very smart guy. She's trying to get him for the deportations

Oh, he lights her up so bad. How about Trump when they had the people from Malibu saying we can't get in our house and Karen Bass is there do you see that? No. Oh my god. love I loved it she goes I love that so much and so a lady the people from Malibu who burnt down their homes like we can't get in our house how long can it take she's like it's not gonna be long about seven days and Trump goes seven days long time yes I'll be honest I know my people that guy's ready to do it he'll have it in 24 hours no president's done this he's well then we got the water turn on. They told him it'd be another seven days.

He got it turned on today. He said, he goes, you want to wait 18 months, $25,000. They don't want, that's too long. He goes, they're not safe now. It was beautiful. I loved it. I fucking loved it. Let's take a little break guys,

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Okay. Couple more. So here's another thing President Trump is doing. He's going to be releasing the JFK, RFK, and MLK doctors. But people who are like experts in this are saying, you're really not going to find out much more than you already know. Just a little bit more background of like

what Lee Harvey Oswald did before that day or whatever. And don't be too excited is what they're saying. I know, I'm gonna be stoked. I can't wait. So, yeah. The MLK one's interesting. Let me see what's going on there. But JFK, we kinda, you know?

Kinda. No, the only interesting thing if they release like how involved the CIA was and stuff like in the mafia, they released that actual news. And then remember like the FBI had like Martin Luther King under surveillance for a minute. Only fucked white girls. Do you know that?

I sure didn't. Do you know that? They were on video. And there were hookers. Yeah, white, white, he only fucked white hookers. This is a fact. I didn't know that. And they used it to blackmail him and stuff like that.

They have recordings for days. He just became freaky. Okay. Yeah, he was a freak. Good for him. Yeah. So I don't know if you saw this beat. So Dan Hooker is going to be fighting Justin Gaethje and it's going to be five instead of three rounds. Yeah. This is taking out context. He goes, you want to see someone die, but he was like, they want, they want blood, they want action. That's why this is five rounds. So obviously being extreme going to want to see somebody die.

He's just saying they want to see a war. Yeah. Dan Hooker represents that. Justin Gaethje represents that three rounds isn't justified. Five rounds, what you want. Cause he, he's like, they want to see a fucking fighter of the year. And when you see Justin Gaethje in person, you know him, but I can't believe he gets down to 55 and he's just fucking looks big. I mean, I feel like for that weight class, isn't five a little long? Fuck no. What's perfect for that weight?

55? Yeah. 155 pounds? Everything should be five rounds. Okay. Yeah. Five rounds for heavyweights, Todd. Yeah, the higher the weight class,

55 is fantastic. Okay. Hmm. All right. I think they should make all like contender fights. Anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10,

anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10, anybody in the top 10, anybody in the weight class. 55 is fantastic. All right. All right. I think they should make all contender fights. Anybody in the top 10 should have to fight five rounds. Even if it's on third on the ballot, fourth, fifth, if it's like 10 versus four, it should be five rounds. Three rounds isn't enough. Two more for you guys. So OJ Simpson, even from the beyond, is still relevant because his son, the one he shared with Nicole Brown,

tried to move into one of his estates, and his estate attorney is now suing his son, saying you cannot live in this house, even though it was your dad's. Well, who owns the house? The estate owns the house. Well, interesting. And is it in California?

Is it Brentwood, where she was murdered, or is this in Florida? No, no, no. I believe this is one of the Brentwood homes. Interesting. Is it in California? Is it Brentwood where she was murdered or is this in Florida? No, no, no. I believe this is one of the Brentwood homes. Gotcha. One of the LA homes, I believe. He's trying to move into it. I don't know how that works.

Yeah. It says like Justin moved into the house claiming that because he's the owner of the primary holdings, which is the LLC, the house is now his, refusing to vacate the property or pay the estate back for alleged payments Simpson continued to make even after primary holding took over ownership. And OJ's attorney is saying that OJ never intended to make the house separate from the estate and it was OJ who was making the house payments all along.

So basically it's coming down to like, OJ didn't want his kids to have the house. That's fucked up. But who else would take it? If it's not his kids,, OJ didn't want his kids to have that house. That's fucked up. But who else would take it? If it's not his kids, you're just gonna sell it? It would just be sold for auction, yeah. I know that. Who gets the fucking money?

Give it to your son. 76 too, in fact. I mean, they've been trying to liquidate all his assets. I remember a minute ago they were talking about like his hidden stash of porn that he had in prison. Love it. They were liquidating that too. And then one more more down in Detroit.

A Detroit rapper is suing Lyft because she said the driver refused to give her a ride saying you can't fit in this car. Fair point. What was the car? Right? That's so mean. Like I would never do that to somebody. If you don't fit in the car, you don't fit in the car.

I'd be like nah man, you ain't fitting. Depends, do you have a big ass truck? Like a TRS? It was a sedan, and she said, quote, I can fit in this car. He put, believe me, you can't. It's hilarious. He's getting sued.

And she ordered a Uber XL. Tires couldn't handle the weight. Tires can handle the weight. This guy just didn't want a fat girl in his car I mean yeah I don't that's a big girl she looks short though short and thick he's just that's he's he's like nah man yeah I don't think that's okay but is I don't know you if you're an uber, let's say if it's a drunk person, aggressive person, a super obese person, right? A drunk person.

Brian, how do you feel about this? Aggressive person, a murderer, or a super obese person, like sir. They should be able to turn it down, right? I could personally never do it. Well no, we couldn't, but if you're making a living. You and I could never do it. Brian might be able that guy's mean Is he like my tires fuck you and your tires and your shocks, but you know I don't know a setup

I got an uber and I slammed the door two days. You don't have to slam it that hard, bro I do it. I'm with him. I hate my dad always slams my door. I'm like, dude, sorry. It's not a fucking tank Can you not slam it like that? It's gonna lock you can shed it. We had a good talk Yeah, I just like this guy's like nah man the tires a fucking tank. Can you not slam it like that? It's gonna lock. You can, you can check it. We had a good talk. Yeah. Uh, I just like this guy's like, nah, man, the tires. Yeah. She's very heavy. Some people just put on, you should have right to refusal. You're getting drunk, fat. Yeah. Murder pedophile. Well, that's, that's it for me. Very offensive. This podcast, podcast. My home's gay brother, the white cornerbacks and now-

How's that offensive? Your race is pathophobic and homophobic. Stand-away black people root for their favorite player. Your homophobic race is in pathophobic. You root for the black guy, the white guy's- The white corner, you know how hard his life has been? Ballin', dude. Not since Jason Seahorn.

All right, kids. Hot second ago, but's been a hot second. We got three of them. Yep. Celebrate. I was watching when Terrell Owens was shutting him down. You know what I'm saying? Guys, tour dates.

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Then I'm in Las Vegas March 21, 22, 22, 21, 22. Wise guys, wise guys. Wow. They got a new wise guys, too. That's right. You got the new one? Yeah. Nice.

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